Coach Z's Problems

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*He [[garage sale|thinks that he is a mother]].
*He [[garage sale|thinks that he is a mother]].
*He [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|sometimes forgets what's real and what's just in his head]].
*He [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|sometimes forgets what's real and what's just in his head]].
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*He has an obsession with [[butts]] and [[butt-patting]].
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*He has an obsession with [[butts]] and [[butt-patting]]. He thinks [[1 step ahead|people touching their own butts]] is a good thing, and is, according to Homestar, "re-known" for his [[trading cards|self-butt pats]].
*He seems to [[Date Nite|believe he's in a relationship with]] [[Bubs]].
*He seems to [[Date Nite|believe he's in a relationship with]] [[Bubs]].
*He has [[mini-golf|short-term memory loss]].
*He has [[mini-golf|short-term memory loss]].
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*He admits he [[theme park|likes a good chafe]].
*He admits he [[theme park|likes a good chafe]].
*He never seems to notice or complain that there is [[Homestar Ruiner|itching powder in his jock strap]].
*He never seems to notice or complain that there is [[Homestar Ruiner|itching powder in his jock strap]].
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*He thinks [[1 step ahead|people touching their own butts]] is a good thing.
 
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*He is, according to Homestar, "re-known" for his [[trading cards|self-butt pats]].
 
*He thinks [[Fall Float Parade|Strong Sad is yellow]].
*He thinks [[Fall Float Parade|Strong Sad is yellow]].

Revision as of 17:30, 11 February 2020

"The Coach Z says, 'I have more than two prablems.'"

As explained in Main Page 11 and Who Said What Now?, Coach Z has claimed to have "more than two problems". An analysis of his behavior shows the following problems:

Contents

Alcoholism

Anti-Social Behavior

Financial

Hygiene

Lack of Generally Common Knowledge

Medical

Psychological

Speech Impediment

See Coach Z's Accent

Miscellaneous

See Also

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