Coach Z's Problems

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*He has been drunk multiple times, usually on [[Listerine]].
*He has been drunk multiple times, usually on [[Listerine]].
*He spiked the punch at the [[senior prom]] with Listerine.
*He spiked the punch at the [[senior prom]] with Listerine.
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*He called [[Marzipan]] [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|while being drunk]], along with Bubs.
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*He [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|called]] [[Marzipan]] while drunk, along with [[Bubs]].
==Anti-Social Behavior==
==Anti-Social Behavior==
*He wears a [[underlings|disturbingly small bathing suit]] when swimming, and doesn't realize that it makes others uncomfortable.
*He wears a [[underlings|disturbingly small bathing suit]] when swimming, and doesn't realize that it makes others uncomfortable.
*It has been implied that he [[Marzipan and Coach Z's Relationship|has a crush on Marzipan]]. He has occasionally made [[Fall Float Parade|"inapprapriate" comments]] about her and has [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|let it slip]] that he snuck into her house. It now seems that he has been [[Baddest of the Bands|given a]] [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|restraining order]] prohibiting him from coming within 500 feet of [[Marzipan's house]].
*It has been implied that he [[Marzipan and Coach Z's Relationship|has a crush on Marzipan]]. He has occasionally made [[Fall Float Parade|"inapprapriate" comments]] about her and has [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|let it slip]] that he snuck into her house. It now seems that he has been [[Baddest of the Bands|given a]] [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|restraining order]] prohibiting him from coming within 500 feet of [[Marzipan's house]].
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*He was sent to [[Play Date|juvenile prison]].
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*He's been arrested twice, the first time being sent to a [[Play Date|juvenile prison]] and the second time being tried as a minor, with his own defense lawyer [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|having trouble believing his innocence]] despite possible evidence exonerating him of his unnamed crime.
*He has been known to respond to "what's up" with information about his [[Big Butts|butt]] or other embarrassing physical problems, according to a [[Decemberween Short Shorts|song about how to be more socially acceptable]], sung by Homestar.
*He has been known to respond to "what's up" with information about his [[Big Butts|butt]] or other embarrassing physical problems, according to a [[Decemberween Short Shorts|song about how to be more socially acceptable]], sung by Homestar.
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*He [[Homestar Presents: Presents|pretended to get a call from his parents]] during which he lied about having prepared a traditional Decemberween dinner and inviting guests while actually dining alone on Salisbury steak.
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*He had [[Strong Badia the Free|previously answered personal date ads]] sent by [[the King of Town]], despite being warned not to.
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*He implies that committing [[I Killed Pom Pom|"premeditated murder in cold blood"]] is a normal mistake someone might make.
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*He boasts [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|"nobody can get fatally irresponsible with an animal like Coach Z"]].
==Financial==
==Financial==
*He claims he [[These Peoples Try To Fade Me|has money, but not much]].
*He claims he [[These Peoples Try To Fade Me|has money, but not much]].
*He lives in a [[Coach Z's Locker Room|gymnasium locker room]].
*He lives in a [[Coach Z's Locker Room|gymnasium locker room]].
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**He has also been seen living in the [[Gremlin]] as though it were an [[sbemail206|apartment]].
*He frequently has his power shut off because he [[Homestar Presents: Presents|forgets to pay his bills]].
*He frequently has his power shut off because he [[Homestar Presents: Presents|forgets to pay his bills]].
*He has occasionally [[Blubb-O's Commercial|attempted to be sent to prison]], since he would be guaranteed "three square meals a day".
*He has occasionally [[Blubb-O's Commercial|attempted to be sent to prison]], since he would be guaranteed "three square meals a day".
*He [[secret recipes|can't afford "money cost"]] ice cream.
*He [[secret recipes|can't afford "money cost"]] ice cream.
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*He will [[These peoples try to fade me|flow and/or freak for food.]]
==Hygiene==
==Hygiene==
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*He has [[cliffhangers|bad hand-eye coordination]].
*He has [[cliffhangers|bad hand-eye coordination]].
*He once had [[A Decemberween Mackerel|chronic athlete's tongue, rub rash, and hot pooey]].
*He once had [[A Decemberween Mackerel|chronic athlete's tongue, rub rash, and hot pooey]].
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*He makes squishing noises when [[Fan Costumes 2017|removing his "skin tight green job"]].
==Psychological==
==Psychological==
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*He seems to [[Date Nite|believe he's in a relationship with]] [[Bubs]].
*He seems to [[Date Nite|believe he's in a relationship with]] [[Bubs]].
*He has [[mini-golf|short-term memory loss]].
*He has [[mini-golf|short-term memory loss]].
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*He once asked a [[Wormdingler|drawing he made]] to [[Trogday 08#Easter_Eggs|be his bride]].
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*He once asked a [[Wormdingler|drawing he made]] to [[Trogday 08#Easter Eggs|be his bride]].
*He believes that a [[diorama|sketch of a cell phone]] is a real cell phone.
*He believes that a [[diorama|sketch of a cell phone]] is a real cell phone.
*He asked [[Homestar Runner]] to [[Baddest of the Bands|marry him]].
*He asked [[Homestar Runner]] to [[Baddest of the Bands|marry him]].
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*He has an [[imaginary|imaginary friend]] named "Real Live Actual Mr. Blangcaster Next Door", and by the look of his outline, is very shady looking.
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*He has an [[imaginary|imaginary friend]] named "Real Live Actual Mr. Blangcaster Next Door", who looks very shady by the shape of his outline.
==Speech Impediment==
==Speech Impediment==
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See [[Coach Z#Coach Z's Accent|Coach Z's Accent]].
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{{see|Coach Z#Coach Z's Accent|Coach Z's Accent}}
==Miscellaneous==
==Miscellaneous==
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*He thinks [[1 step ahead|people touching their own butts]] is a good thing.
*He thinks [[1 step ahead|people touching their own butts]] is a good thing.
*He is, according to Homestar, "re-known" for his [[trading cards|self-butt pats]].
*He is, according to Homestar, "re-known" for his [[trading cards|self-butt pats]].
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*He thinks [[Fall Float Parade|Strong Sad is yellow]].
==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad]]
*[[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad]]
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*[[Bubs' Shady Business Practices]]
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*[[Bubs's Shady Business Practices]]
[[Category: Lists]]
[[Category: Lists]]
[[Category:Coach Z]]
[[Category:Coach Z]]

Revision as of 01:26, 10 March 2019

"The Coach Z says, 'I have more than two prablems.'"

As explained in Main Page 11 and Who Said What Now?, Coach Z has claimed to have "more than two problems". An analysis of his behavior shows the following problems:

Contents

Alcoholism

Anti-Social Behavior

Financial

Hygiene

Lack of Generally Common Knowledge

Medical

Psychological

Speech Impediment

See Coach Z's Accent

Miscellaneous

See Also

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