Coach Z's Problems

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*He [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|sometimes forgets what's real and what's just in his head]].
*He [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|sometimes forgets what's real and what's just in his head]].
*He has an obsession with [[butts]] and [[butt-patting]].
*He has an obsession with [[butts]] and [[butt-patting]].
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*He seems to [[Date Nite|believe he's in a relationship with]] [[Bubs]].
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*He seems to [[Date Nite|believe he's in a relationship with]] [[Bubs]]. He may also be in a relationship with Bubs, but [[Bubs's Shady Business Practices|that's a problem all on its own, the shady man he is.]]
*He has [[mini-golf|short-term memory loss]].
*He has [[mini-golf|short-term memory loss]].
*He once asked a [[Wormdingler|drawing he made]] to [[Trogday 08#Easter Eggs|be his bride]].
*He once asked a [[Wormdingler|drawing he made]] to [[Trogday 08#Easter Eggs|be his bride]].

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"The Coach Z says, 'I have more than two prablems.'"

As explained in Main Page 11 and Who Said What Now?, Coach Z has claimed to have "more than two problems". An analysis of his behavior shows the following problems:

Contents

Alcoholism

Anti-Social Behavior

Financial

Hygiene

Lack of Generally Common Knowledge

Medical

Psychological

Speech Impediment

See Coach Z's Accent

Miscellaneous

See Also

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