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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}
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'''Date:''' Wednesday, December 6, 2017 ([[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]])
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'''Date:''' Wednesday, December 6, 2017 ([[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]); Thursday, December 14, 2017 ([[YouTube]])
'''Running Time:''' 1:50
'''Running Time:''' 1:50
==Transcript==
==Transcript==
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''{Open with Strong Bad's glove holding a marker.}''
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''{Open to Strong Bad's glove against the paper background, accompanied by the usual music.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't project your complex emotional problems onto me!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't project your complex emotional problems onto me!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a new Skills of an Artist! Here we go!
'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a new Skills of an Artist! Here we go!
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''{The titles fade out. Strong Bad begins drawing a downward-facing sausage shape.}''
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''{The titles fade out. Strong Bad begins drawing a downward-facing sausage shape. The music stops suddenly as he speaks, then resumes after his first sentence.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Guys... make a sausage. Look at that sausage. Lookin' great. And now...
'''STRONG BAD:''' Guys... make a sausage. Look at that sausage. Lookin' great. And now...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Flattened roundello, with a little ''{adds a small circle within the circle}'' shiny in there. It's looking good, it's looking good. And over here...
'''STRONG BAD:''' Flattened roundello, with a little ''{adds a small circle within the circle}'' shiny in there. It's looking good, it's looking good. And over here...
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''{Strong Bad draws an incomplete curve attached to the left of the circle.}''
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''{Strong Bad draws an "C" curve attached to the left of the circle.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' We got... urr whomper. ''{He adds a similar curve to the right}'' And another whomper. Oh, these whompers. You know how they get me.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' We got... urr-whomper. ''{He adds a similar curve to the right}'' And another whomper. Oh, these whompers. You know how they get me.
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''{Strong Bad completes the drawing, adding eyes within the whompers and eyebrows above}''
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''{Cut. Strong Bad has completed the drawing, adding eyes within the whompers and eyebrows above}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right, it's a sad clown face. But just wait! This is gonna take a turn... twist! That you never can resist! So here we go.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right, it's a sad clown face. But just wait! This is gonna take a turrrrn-twist! That you never can resist. So here we go.
''{Strong Bad draws an incomplete curve encompassing the top and left of the clown face.}''
''{Strong Bad draws an incomplete curve encompassing the top and left of the clown face.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhmmmmmmert! Look at that. Lookin' so great.  
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhmmmmmmert! Look at that. Lookin' so great.  
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''{Strong Bad closes the figure with a slice-of-breadlike shape on the bottom.}''
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''{Strong Bad closes the figure with a shape on the bottom that eventually resembles a slice of bread.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Because what's happening is this is not just a reeeegular clown face. This is a clown face protruding ''{adds perspective to the bottom edge}'' out of a piece of bread! That's right!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Because what's happening is... this is not just a ''regular'' clown face, this is a clown face... protruding ''{adds perspective to the bottom edge}'' out of a piece of bread! That's right!
''{Strong Bad draws a line inside the bread denoting the crust.}''
''{Strong Bad draws a line inside the bread denoting the crust.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody loves out of piece of bread.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody loves... clown face... out of piece of bread.
''{Strong Bad draws lines inside the bread so the clown face appears to be protruding out of the bread.}''
''{Strong Bad draws lines inside the bread so the clown face appears to be protruding out of the bread.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man. Comin' right out of there, clown face.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man. Comin' right out of there, clown face.
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''{STrong Bad adds small circles and speckles in the bottom right corner of the bread for texture.}''
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''{Strong Bad adds small circles and speckles in the bottom right corner of the bread for texture.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' This is maybe one of the more disturbing things I have ever been a part of.
'''STRONG BAD:''' This is maybe one of the more disturbing things I have ever been a part of.
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''{Strong Bad writes a string of letters, DTYPKFOA, on the bottom.}''
''{Strong Bad writes a string of letters, DTYPKFOA, on the bottom.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Paid for by the Don't Toast Your Protruders Kid Foundation of America. So... sleep well, everybody!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Paid for by the Don't Toast Your Protruders Kids Foundation of America. So... sleep well, everybody!
''{Strong Bad draws a tiny bowler hat on top of the clown head.}''
''{Strong Bad draws a tiny bowler hat on top of the clown head.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Kind-er derby. Homsar-style.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Tiny derby. Homsar-style.
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==
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===Trivia===
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*The [[@StrongBadActual|Tweet text]] reads, "I freely admit to starting this Skills of an Artist with absolutely no plan! The results speak for themselves!"
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*The [[YouTube]] description reads, "SB hits the looseleaf with no plan this week and ends up drawing a kids' motivational poster featuring a piece of bread with a protruding clown face."
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===Inside References===
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*Strong Bad draws a clown face protruding from a piece of [[bread]], and he adds a miniature version of [[Homsar]]'s [[bowler hat]] to the drawing.
==External Links==
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Current revision as of 01:30, 16 February 2018

Toon Category: Skills of an Artist
watch Cornucopia Draccus
"This is maybe one of the more disturbing things I have ever been a part of."

Strong Bad draws a sad clown face. Protruding out of a piece of bread. With a derby hat.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Date: Wednesday, December 6, 2017 (Twitter); Thursday, December 14, 2017 (YouTube)

Running Time: 1:50

Contents

[edit] Transcript

{Open to Strong Bad's glove against the paper background, accompanied by the usual music.}

STRONG BAD: Don't project your complex emotional problems onto me!

{Opening titles}

STRONG BAD: It's a new Skills of an Artist! Here we go!

{The titles fade out. Strong Bad begins drawing a downward-facing sausage shape. The music stops suddenly as he speaks, then resumes after his first sentence.}

STRONG BAD: Guys... make a sausage. Look at that sausage. Lookin' great. And now...

{Strong Bad draws a small curve inside the sausage.}

STRONG BAD: We're gonna split that sausage. Oh, we did it so nice. And up here...

{Strong Bad draws a flattened circle above the sausage.}

STRONG BAD: Flattened roundello, with a little {adds a small circle within the circle} shiny in there. It's looking good, it's looking good. And over here...

{Strong Bad draws an "C" curve attached to the left of the circle.}

STRONG BAD: We got... urr-whomper. {He adds a similar curve to the right} And another whomper. Oh, these whompers. You know how they get me.

{Cut. Strong Bad has completed the drawing, adding eyes within the whompers and eyebrows above}

STRONG BAD: That's right, it's a sad clown face. But just wait! This is gonna take a turrrrn-twist! That you never can resist. So here we go.

{Strong Bad draws an incomplete curve encompassing the top and left of the clown face.}

STRONG BAD: We're gonna do a little rounded rectangle on the top there.

{Strong Bad adds a sloped line to the right side}

STRONG BAD: Uhmmmmmmert! Look at that. Lookin' so great.

{Strong Bad closes the figure with a shape on the bottom that eventually resembles a slice of bread.}

STRONG BAD: Because what's happening is... this is not just a regular clown face, this is a clown face... protruding {adds perspective to the bottom edge} out of a piece of bread! That's right!

{Strong Bad draws a line inside the bread denoting the crust.}

STRONG BAD: Everybody loves... clown face... out of piece of bread.

{Strong Bad draws lines inside the bread so the clown face appears to be protruding out of the bread.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, man. Comin' right out of there, clown face.

{Strong Bad adds small circles and speckles in the bottom right corner of the bread for texture.}

STRONG BAD: This is maybe one of the more disturbing things I have ever been a part of.

{Strong Bad adds shading lines to the crust edge.}

STRONG BAD: Okay, let's hatch it out on the side. Maybe, maybe this is a piece of toast, not just a piece of bread. Who knows? I think they could use this thing in schools, as like a motivational poster! You know, this clown could be sayin'...

{Strong Bad writes the following lines on the left side.}

STRONG BAD: Don't... toast... your... pro... truuuude... {The word is too long and runs against the edge of the slice} ...ers? Kids!

{Strong Bad writes a string of letters, DTYPKFOA, on the bottom.}

STRONG BAD: Paid for by the Don't Toast Your Protruders Kids Foundation of America. So... sleep well, everybody!

{Strong Bad draws a tiny bowler hat on top of the clown head.}

STRONG BAD: Tiny derby. Homsar-style.

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

  • The Tweet text reads, "I freely admit to starting this Skills of an Artist with absolutely no plan! The results speak for themselves!"
  • The YouTube description reads, "SB hits the looseleaf with no plan this week and ends up drawing a kids' motivational poster featuring a piece of bread with a protruding clown face."

[edit] Inside References

  • Strong Bad draws a clown face protruding from a piece of bread, and he adds a miniature version of Homsar's bowler hat to the drawing.

[edit] External Links


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