Characters' Injuries

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Throughout the course of Homestar Runner, many characters have sustained various injuries.


Homestar Runner

  • Marshmallow's last StandStrong Mad swings Homestar into the floor several times, bruising his head.
  • Email invisibility — In a daydream he is having, Strong Bad punches Homestar in the stomach.
  • Email your friendsStrong Bad convinces Homestar to stick his head into a tub full of molten rock. It is unknown whether or not Homestar proceeds to do so.
  • Email pom pom — Strong Bad pokes Homestar in the face with a pin several times.
  • Email car — Strong Bad punches Homestar with his fist marked with a backwards deleted.
  • Bug In Mouth DiseaseStrong Bad whacks Homestar with a frying pan, knocking him unconscious. He later throws the Telebision's remote control into Homestar's face.
  • Email 4 branches — Homestar is uncomfortably stuck in the Office's water cooler. Strong Bad's attempt to free him causes him great pain.
  • Email unlicensed — Homestar sustains injuries to the face after Bubs sells him a pináta filled with broken glass.
  • Play Date — Homestar holds the weight of about a dozen cinder blocks on his stomach, is crushed by Bubs' Concession Stand, and is hit by a meteor.
  • Homestar Ruiner — Strong Bad makes Homestar, along with Marzipan, Bubs, Coach Z, and the King of Town fly out of his window when he places a banana peel in their path and thus literally "beat the snot out of Homestar."
  • Donut Unto Others — Homestar's face is fried by his donut fryer when Strong Bad upturns his doughnut stand.

Strong Bad

  • Original Book — Strong Bad is squished by a pile of giant grapes.
  • Marshmallow's Last Stand — A large chunk of Strong Bad's head is blown off in an explosion. He is also beaten in various ways throughout the cartoon.
  • Tis True Pom Pom, Tis True — Strong Mad drops a keg of melonade on his shoulders.
  • Accent — Strong Mad punches Strong Bad every time he does not pronounce a word with his old accent.
  • Email unused emails — Strong Bad dives into his desk, smashing it in half. He then groans in pain and comments that he may have broken his "clavicus majorus".
  • Email pom pom — Strong Bad is repeatedly punched and kicked by Pom Pom after he tries to stab Pom Pom.
  • Email keep coolHomestar Runner falls through the roof of the computer room onto Strong Bad, snapping his neck against the leg of the stool. Strong Bad, seemingly paralyzed, simply twitches his arm and mutters: "I... breaky... spiney..."
  • Email — In his flashback email, Strong Bad's head cracks and falls in fragments after being doused in gasoline and exposed to a lit cigar.
  • Email originalBubs punches Strong Bad several times.
  • A Death-Defying DecemberweenThe Cheat strikes Strong Bad over the head with a plank of wood with some nails stuck through it (at Strong Bad's request).
  • Baddest of the Bands — Strong Bad is repeatedly injured by Strong Sad and inanimate objects, and these incidences are actually required to obtain maximum awesomeness.

The Cheat

  • The Cheat is often subject to kicking.

Strong Mad

Strong Sad

  • Theme Song VideoStrong Bad throws a Big Knife at Strong Sad. However, the scene is cut before the knife hits him, so it is unknown how badly Strong Sad was injured.
  • Email 1 step ahead — Strong Sad gets pegged by dodge balls and gets ants poured on top of him.
  • Email your friends — Strong Bad whacks Strong Sad continuously with a wiffle bat.
  • Strong Sad's LamentStrong Mad punches Strong Sad on the side of his knee, causing him great pain. Strong Sad names the pain in his knee "Kreigh."
  • Email stunt double — Strong Sad, as the stunt double of Dangeresque, is violently punched across the room by Strong Mad, resulting in the sound of shattering glass. Later, the Heavy Lourde is dropped on Strong Sad's head, breaking his neck (according to him).
  • Email dateStrong Mad punches Strong Sad in the face several times, bruising him badly.
  • Email origins — It is implied that Lil' Strong Bad drills a hole in Strong Sad's stomach, creating his belly button.
  • Email slumber party Strong Sad's arm is in a sling, for unknown reasons. At the end of the email, Strong Bad threatens to dislocate Strong Sad's shoulder, and seems to attempt to do so.
  • Hremail 2000 (Easter Egg) — Strong Bad wears a pair of "foot pelts" resembling Strong Sad's soolnds, implying that he cut them off.
  • Email cheat talk — Rather than asking him to say "Douglas", Strong Bad strikes Strong Sad in the stomach with his keyboard.

Pom Pom


  • Email your friends — It is implied that Strong Bad cuts Marzipan's hands (if she has any) with a saw blade.

Coach Z


The King of Town


The Sad Kids

Visor Robot

The Goblin

  • Homestarloween Party — The Goblin is crushed by a robot.

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