Characters' Injuries

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This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

Throughout the course of Homestar Runner, many characters have sustained injuries.

Marshmallow's last Stand — Strong Mad swings Homestar into the floor several times, bruising his head.
Bug In Mouth Disease — Strong Bad whacks Homestar with a frying pan, knocking him unconscious. He later throws the Telebision's remote control into Homestar's face.
Email your friends — Strong Bad convinces Homestar to stick his head into a tub full of molten rock.
Email pom pom — Strong Bad pokes Homestar in the face with a pin several times.
Email unlicensed — Homestar sustains injuries to the face after Bubs sells him a pináta filled with broken glass.
Play Date — Homestar holds the weight of about a dozen cinder blocks on his stomach, is crushed by Bubs' Concession Stand, and is hit by a meteor.
Homestar Ruiner — Strong Bad makes Homestar, along with Marzipan, Bubs, Coach Z, and the King of Town fly out of his window when he places a banana peel in their path and thus literally "beat the snot out of Homestar."
Donut Unto Others — Homestar's face is fried by his donut fryer when Strong Bad upturns his doughnut stand.

Original Book — Strong Bad is squished by a pile of giant grapes.
Marshmallow's Last Stand — A large chunk of Strong Bad's head is blown off in an explosion. He is also beaten in various ways throughout the cartoon.
Accent — Strong Mad punches Strong Bad every time he does not pronounce a word with his old accent.
Email original — Bubs punches Strong Bad repetitively.
Email unused emails — Strong Bad dives into his desk, smashing it in half. He then groans in pain and comments that he may have broken his "clavicus majorus."
Email pom pom — Strong Bad is repeatedly punched and kicked by Pom Pom after he tries to stab Pom Pom.
Email keep cool — Homestar Runner falls through the roof of the computer room onto Strong Bad, snapping his neck against the leg of the stool. Strong Bad, seemingly paralyzed, simply twitches his arm and mutters: "I... breaky... spiney..."
Email lady...ing — We see Strong Bad's first email, set in the same style as Marshmallow's Last Stand, and has his head crack and fall in fragments after wearing what he claimed to be "Finest Mongolian Aftershave Lotion", actually gasoline.
A Death-Defying Decemberween — The Cheat strikes Strong Bad over the head with a plank of wood with some nails stuck through it (at Strong Bad's request).
Baddest of the Bands — Strong Bad is repeatedly injured by Strong Sad and inanimate objects, and these incidences are actually required to obtain maximum awesomeness.

Email little animal — After kicking The Cheat, Strong Bad kicks Strong Mad in the stomach, angering him greatly.
Email your friends — Strong Bad gives Strong Mad a fairly powerful kick in the knee.

Email 1 step ahead — Strong Sad gets pegged by dodge balls and gets ants poured on top of him.
Email your friends — Strong Bad whacks Strong Sad continuously with a wiffle bat.
Strong Sad's Lament — Strong Mad punches Strong Sad on the side of his knee, causing him great pain. Strong Sad names the pain in his knee "Kreigh."
Email stunt double — Strong Sad, as the stunt double of Dangeresque, is violently punched across the room by Strong Mad, resulting in the sound of shattering glass. Later, the Heavy Lourde is dropped on Strong Sad's head, breaking his neck (according to him).
Email date — Strong Mad punches Strong Sad in the face several times, bruising him badly.
Email origins — It is implied that Lil' Strong Bad drills a hole in Strong Sad's stomach, creating his belly button.
Email slumber party Strong Sad's arm is in a sling, for unknown reasons. At the end of the email, Strong Bad threatens to dislocate Strong Sad's shoulder, and seems to attempt to do so.
Hremail 2000 (Easter Egg) — Strong Bad wears a pair of "foot pelts" resembling Strong Sad's soolnds, implying that he cut them off.

Marshmallow's Last Stand — Strong Mad sinks his fist into Pom Pom's stomach and repeatedly whacks him into the floor.

Email your friends — It is implied that Strong Bad cuts Marzipan's hands (if she has any) with a saw blade.

Email your friends — Strong Bad smashes Bubs over the head with a Golden Record for Everybody To The Limit.
Ever and More! — Bubs has broken his shin in a jetski accident.

Email your friends — Like Bubs, The King of Town is smashed over the head with Strong Bad's Golden Record for Everybody To The Limit.
Email the bet — Strong Bad drops the arcade game on the KOT.

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