Candy Product Visuals

From Homestar Runner Wiki

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, singing} You got the munch.

{Cut to the same scene, except now focusing on the right of Strong Bad's upper body. You can see that he is holding a SBLOUNSKCHED! candy bar. As the words "Crisp" and "Crunch" are spoken, they appear on the left.}

STRONG BAD: The crisp and the crunch.

{The camera cuts to full shot of Strong Bad walking. You can see that he is going along an odd-looking hill.}

STRONG BAD: Livin' in the gutter with—

{Cut to an alley, where Senor Cardgage is sleeping in a sleeping bag and using his Aldi bag as a pillow. Strong Bad's silhouette is seen walking past the edge of the street.}

STRONG BAD: —Grandma...

{Cut to the Athletic Field, where Strong Bad is in the foreground watching Coach Z struggle with a basketball over his head. On the scoreboard, CGNU has "0" points and TECH has "R".}

STRONG BAD: When Coach puts you in,—

{Strong Bad turns to face the camera, holds a SBLOUNSKCHED! candy bar up to the camera and smiles.}

STRONG BAD: —you gotta go for the win.

{Cut to Strong Bad facing the Tandy 400. The following is displayed on the Tandy's screen.}

Current date is Fri 12-31-1999

Enter new date (dd-mm-yy)

a:\>

STRONG BAD: Y2K turned out all riiiight!

{When "all right" is sung, Strong Bad turns to face the camera and holds up the candy bar again. He also winks and gives a "thumbs-up" sign with his other hand. Cut to a blue background with the word "SBLOUNSKCHED" written repeated in the background. The candy bar's logo pops onscreen.}

STRONG BAD: {with chorus} SBLOUNSKCHED!

{Strong Bad is facing the camera. Behind him is an angry Marzipan with her art supplies, her canvas broken over her head. Strong Bad raises the candy bar to the camera again, and Marzipan smiles.}

STRONG BAD: You can do it!

{Cut back to the blue background. The logo pops onscreen again.}

STRONG BAD: {with chorus} SBLOUNSKCHED!

{Cut to Strong Bad in his basement. Strong Sad's lower body is seen hanging halfway out of the ceiling, struggling. Debris is visible on the floor beneath him. Strong Bad holds the candy bar up again and the hanging Strong Sad gives a "thumbs-up" sign.}

STRONG BAD: Crunchy chew it!

{Cut back to Strong Bad standing on the green hill, this time with the path gone. The camera circles around Strong Bad as the sung line appears onscreen and then fades away.}

STRONG BAD: {with chorus} Who's got the money?!?

{Strong Bad jumps up.}

STRONG BAD: You got... SBLOUNSKCHED! {has slight trouble pronouncing the name}

{Strong Bad freezes in midair as the background changes back to blue, with the logo beneath him. As the TV announcer speaks, two SBLOUNSKCHED bars appear on the left in their wrappers, one after the other. A yellow oval with the message "Dentist Acknowledged" appears on the right.}