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Strong Bad Email #26

Margo asks how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University.

Features: Strong Bad


STRONG BAD: {singing} Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around.

dear strong bad,

i want to be a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts 
University, just like you. Please let me know 
how i can accomplish this goal.
thank you.


STRONG BAD: {typing} I'm glad you asked me, Margo.

{Strong Bad gets up from his seat and enters an office, as if he's doing a commercial.}

STRONG BAD: Do you want to be more awesome? Sure! We all do. Here in Crazy Go Nuts University you can get the experience you'll need to be almost half as awesome as I am. Get your certificate in:

{A list starts to scroll from the bottom of the screen, and Strong Bad reads off each entry as it goes by.}

STRONG BAD: Cheesing People Off, Indian-Giving, Cutting Ones, Doing Some Other Things, Home Invasion, Cracking Wise, World Domination, Sending Me a Dollar, Total Spaceship Guy, TV / VCR Repair or GET YOUR DEGREE!

{The list disappears, and we get an extreme close-up on Strong Bad's face}

STRONG BAD: Applying is easy, just take this free art test.

{Strong Bad holds up a picture of a mean man with a big knife drawn on the test paper, which the camera then focuses on.}

STRONG BAD: Fill out the test and send it back to us. And you will be well on your way to a better, awesomer you.

{Cut from the paper back to Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: Remember, at Crazy Go Nuts University, the future is... you. Probably.

{The CGNU logo appears on-screen}

ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} Actual applicants not accepted. Art test is only so we can make fun of you.

{The Paper comes down.}

Fun Facts

  • The sign on Principal Strong Bad's desk actually reads "Prinicpal Strong Bad." Pretty ironic, both given his role as Grammar Police on the Strong Bad emails and supposed role as administrator of CGNU.
  • The "guy with knife" on the art test is from i love you.
  • This is a parody of an old college commercial that they keep remaking, I don't know the name of it, though.

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