Bubs

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Dancing salesman. Now that's service!

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Biography

Bubs is the all around fix it man. He runs his own concession stand. Bubs is a sharp salesman who will sell anything, including waiting in line, letters of his own sign, half-eaten drumsticks, even beatings. He also sold (or at least tried to sell) both of Strong Bad's broken computers. It's likely that not all of his dealings are exactly legal, considering his reaction to a practical joke from Strong Bad and Doregard. He also loves to dance.

Character Video Transcript

{Page Title: Basement bargain prices!}

BUBS: Hey there, every peoples. I'm Bubs. I run the concession stand around the way here. I'm a self-made man, I am, I am. I sell hot dogs, chili dogs, slaw dogs, ketchup dogs and mustard dogs. I got drinks, drinks, drinks, candy and snow cones. I can fix everything what needs fixing. Like cars, TVs, marriages. Ooh! I can dance, too. Shake it once! Shake it twice, And gimme little bit o' sugar spice! I guess the word that best describes me is: personality. Umm... because I have a good personality. Okay. I got to get back to work. Come on by! We're always awesome!

Fun Facts

  • Bubs is based on a person The Brothers Chaps knew growing up who worked at a concession stand locally and spoke with the same gravelly voice.
  • Bubs attends night classes at Disco Tech.

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