Bubs' Concession Stand
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*Free [[pizza]] for bushes ([[bike thief]]) | *Free [[pizza]] for bushes ([[bike thief]]) | ||
*''Mommy Fights!'' film, kids' toys ([[Toikey TV]]) | *''Mommy Fights!'' film, kids' toys ([[Toikey TV]]) | ||
- | *Strong Bad/The Cheat unlicensed merchandise: Strong Bad piñatas, Strong Bad brand [[Ointment and Old Person Rub|ferret ointment]], Strong Bad [[Store Accessories#Beanie Caps|beanie caps]], and The Cheat notebooks ([[licensed]]) | + | *Strong Bad/The Cheat unlicensed unlicensed merchandise: Strong Bad piñatas, Strong Bad brand [[Ointment and Old Person Rub|ferret ointment]], Strong Bad [[Store Accessories#Beanie Caps|beanie caps]], and The Cheat notebooks ([[licensed]]) |
*Lamborghini Hot Tubs for $100 ([[shapeshifter]]) | *Lamborghini Hot Tubs for $100 ([[shapeshifter]]) | ||
*Badly beaten Homestars ([[Play Date]]) | *Badly beaten Homestars ([[Play Date]]) |
Revision as of 20:54, 29 July 2008
Type | Retailer |
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Headquarters | Free Country, USA |
Products | Computers Food Housing Items Movies See complete items listing |
Employees | Bubs |
Slogan | We're always awesome! |
Mascot | Tragic Clown Dog |
Website | N/A |
Bubs' Concession Stand is where Bubs works. A short ways off from Strong Badia, it is the place in Free Country, USA to get anything and everything, albeit not necessarily legally. According to Bubs's Yearbook Character Page (and possibly different town), the stand is located near the Athletic Field. In privileges, Homestar delivers pizza for him. The concession stand may have plumbing fixtures, as evidenced by the roof vent in dangeresque 3 and retirement. The stand accepts cash, money, cash money, and pencil shavings as currency.
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Notable Events
- In the email origins, Strong Bad informs the viewers that the concession stand first entered the cartoon by falling from the sky. It landed on Señor and Mr. Bland, ending their comic careers. This is probably untrue; Strong Bad was mocking emailers for always asking him about the origins of things at the time.
- In Halloween Fairstival, Bubs turned the side of the stand into a comedy club. The comedy club was then used for a poetry slam in rampage.
- According to boring (really), this side of the stand has 296 bricks.
- It was flooded by Strong Bad in lunch special.
- It served as a model for Mr. Legarm's Stand in the Strong Bad Play "Dreamaway Johnny".
- In personal favorites, after drinking too much soy sauce, Strong Bad attempts to fly the stand to the moon while The Cheat tries to eat it.
- It has been a location for the shooting of the Dangeresque films.
- It's one of the hangouts for the On Point Kings.
- In Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon, Strong Bad and The Cheat were captured after attempting to blast their way through the back door.
- It apparently has an annual sale on Senorial Day.
- Another worker at the concession stand was Homestar, who sold magazine subscriptions and delivered pizzas, as seen in privileges.
- Bubs' Concession Stand was closed for about two minutes in the toon Cool Things.
- Coach Z used the stand as a hideout after he thought he had killed Strong Sad in A Folky Tale.
- The stand appears to have a basement, as shown in the Broken Compy Menu, geddup noise, and winter pool.
- A guy named Stan used to work at the stand until Bubs fired him after the fifth grade, as mentioned in Cool Things.
- The stand was picked up and used as a parade "float" by Strong Mad in Fall Float Parade.
- In an Easter egg, Homestar (who was supposed to be watching the store but fell asleep in a pile of "swee-at-shirts") used a cardboard box with the words "blue face man's store" written on it as a replacement, hoping Bubs wouldn't notice the difference.
- In secret identity, it was turned into a motor lodge.
- In retirement, the Lappy is held hostage on Bubs's roof.
- In the chair, it is revealed that there is a secret door and conveyor belt which blend into the bricks on the side of the concession stand.
- In Toikey TV, Bubs holds an event called "Bubs Friday", which is apparently known for its violent rush to sales.
- In Play Date, it falls on Homestar and Bubs announces a "relocation sale" with a sale on "badly beaten Homestars".
Graffiti
Apparently, the Concession stand has been the target of graffiti artists. The stand has been tagged in the following cartoons:
Signs
- Usually, the main sign reads BUBS' CONCES5ION STAND (with the N in "STAND" tilted to the right slightly, and the second "S" represented by a "5"). In some toons this differs:
- Where My Hat Is At?: "CANDY"
- A Jumping Jack Contest, The Best Decemberween Ever, Where's The Cheat?: "Concessions by Bubs"
- personal favorites: "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAN" (after the "D" falls off)
- origins: "STAND"
- geddup noise: "BUBSO'S CONCES5ION STAND"
- secret identity: "BUBS' MOTOR LODGE" "FORMERLY BUBSO'S CONCES5ION STAND"
- Everything Else, Volume 2 "Other Holidays" Menu: "OTHER HOLIDAY TOONS"
- In lunch special, a banner covers the sign reading "Super Chinese Fish Buffalo Rice - Smoothies Too!".
- In highschool, a variant of the stand is labeled "BUB5AMECIUM'S PROTOZOA STAND".
- The sign on the back door reads "DOOR", as seen in the Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon and in the email origins.
- In a Fall Float Parade Easter egg, Homestar labels the replacement stand "blue face man's store".
- In looking old, the words "[IN LINE]" are added to the second line of the sign, making it read "STAND [IN LINE]". This was while Homestar and Homsar were standing in line.
- In original, the sign changes to match up with each new Bubs, including "Concessions by Original Bubs" and "Concessions by Crack Stuntbubs"
Known Items Sold
- Hot Dogs, Chili Dogs, Slaw Dogs, Ketchup Dogs, Mustard Dogs, Drinks, Drinks, Drinks, Candy and Sno-Cones (stated by Bubs in his Character Video)
- Popcorn (Popcorn machine can be seen in the back of the stand in various cartoons, such as The Best Decemberween Ever)
- Chinese Fish, Buffalo Rice, Smoothies, Hot Wings, Egg Rolls, Cod Plank Platter (lunch special)
- Face Mashings, Severe Pummelings (Counter signs in pom pom)
- Candy Bars, Sno-Cones, Hot Dogs, Popcorns, Gum, Nachos, Ketchup, Catsup, cheats (although Bubs was "fresh out"); (inventory list in Where's The Cheat?)
- Swiss Cake Rolls (invisibility)
- Toilet paper, eggs, corn dogs (3 Times Halloween Funjob)
- All Types of Crazy Crap: 'Tag Team Wrestling' Nintendo game, golden oven mitts (Embroidered 'SB'), Strong Sad voodoo doll, 'Frampton Comes Alive!' album (autographed), 'Deep Impact' DVD (The Best Decemberween Ever)
- Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit (lackey)
- Wait in Line (Counter sign in local news)
- Letter 'D' (personal favorites)
- Cups of ice (Regular and Deluxe), pictures with the Tragic Clown Dog for 60 dollars (part-time job)
- 30 cent Lunch Special: 2 buffalo wing bones (hot), a cup of ice, and a half eaten candy bar (no loafing)
- Aught Four Crap: electrical tape, rusty steak knife, banana with an arrow through it, wire cutters (assumed) (Homestar Presents: Presents)
- Popcorn, Sno-Cones, 'Bershey's' Candy Bar, 'Poo-Bar' Candy Bar, Drinks (Cola?), some other candy (A Jumping Jack Contest)
- Drinks: red, blue, and orange (Lookin at a Thing in a Bag)
- "Slightly Shotgunned" Compy 386 computer (Broken Compy Menu, virus)
- Broken Tandy 400 computer (King of Town Email)
- Fundraising candy bars (Strong Bad tries to steal them in Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon)
- Bubs' Old Pizza and Fretmagic magazine subscriptions (privileges)
- A "little sumthin'-sumthin'" (fingers)
- A fresh pancreas a.k.a. Exhibit B (Bug In Mouth Disease)
- "Thank You's" (Store Thank You Messages)
- Yella Paint, cool shades (sunglasses dipped in paint), bag of four grapes (Cool Things)
- Hotel rooms (secret identity)
- Wireless extension cords (technology)
- Bear holding a Shark t-shirts, shot glasses, popsicles, and bear tooth holding a shark tooth necklaces (myths & legends)
- Internet Connections (isp)
- Spray-on Halloween Night, Halloween Night-vision goggles, do-it-yourself Halloween Night hovercraft kit (Happy Hallow-day)
- iTems (looking old)
- Preowned box of "ethical" chicken beaks, old Winger albums, red-white-and-blue banana bicycle seats, talking Homestar Runner chairs, Styleron Ecochairs, Le Restige (the chair)
- Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps (retirement)
- Red, Purple, Green Apple, and Blue Sno-Cones (DNA Evidence)
- Sausages made from steak, a tennis ball, and a box of General Tso's Chicken (One Two, One Two)
- Strong Bad's New Paper (Bubs could be seen installing it in the paper)
- Organic Batteries (Quality Time)
- Free pizza for bushes (bike thief)
- Mommy Fights! film, kids' toys (Toikey TV)
- Strong Bad/The Cheat unlicensed unlicensed merchandise: Strong Bad piñatas, Strong Bad brand ferret ointment, Strong Bad beanie caps, and The Cheat notebooks (licensed)
- Lamborghini Hot Tubs for $100 (shapeshifter)
- Badly beaten Homestars (Play Date)
Imagined or Unknown Items Sold
- Flame-throwers that shoot imitation chocolate hundred dollar bills (different town)
- Six tubes of rear-end cream (highschool)
- Manilla Cheese Coke (original)