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[[Image:breadsingalong.png|thumb|A good time for everybody.]]
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'''Bread''', in its many varieties, seems to be a highly popular commodity in [[Free Country, USA]] and is a favorite of [[Homestar Runner]] in particular. Some of Homestar's involvement with bread occurs in particularly unusual contexts, notably his decision to hold "Bread Sing-Alongs". Also unusual are some similes he has made involving bread, such as his statement that he and [[Pom Pom]] are like "two breads and a biscuit" and that he felt "as fresh as a bagel". At [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006|Flashforward Seattle 2006]], [[Mike Chapman]] demonstrated drawing in [[Flash]] by spending 10 minutes drawing a piece of toast.
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'''Bread''', in its many varieties, seems to be a highly popular commodity in [[Free Country, USA]] and is a favorite of [[Homestar Runner]] in particular. Some of Homestar's involvement with bread occurs in particularly unusual contexts, notably his decision to hold "Bread Sing-Alongs". Also unusual are some similes he has made involving bread, such as his statement that he and [[Pom Pom]] are like "two breads in a biscuit" and that he felt "as fresh as a bagel". At [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006|Flashforward Seattle 2006]], [[Mike Chapman]] demonstrated drawing in [[Flash]] by spending 10 minutes drawing a piece of toast.
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== Appearances ==
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==Appearances==
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*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] — The "turkey's" disembodied head is stuffed with a loaf of bread.
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===Bread===
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*Email [[duck pond]] — [[Strong Bad]] feeds bread to the [[ducks]] on his computer.
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*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] — The "turkey"'s disembodied head is stuffed with a loaf of bread.
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*Email [[duck pond]] — [[Strong Bad]] feeds bread to the [[ducks]] on his computer's [[Duck Pond]] game.
*Email [[property of ones]] — The Warm One that Strong Bad lists among the variations has a loaf of bread on the label.
*Email [[property of ones]] — The Warm One that Strong Bad lists among the variations has a loaf of bread on the label.
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*Email [[50 emails]] — One of Homestar's attempts at deleting one of Strong Bad's emails is "whitebread".
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*Email [[50 emails]] — One of Homestar's attempts at [[DELETED|deleting]] one of Strong Bad's emails is "whitebread".
*Email [[interview]] — One of the [[Sticky Notes|Post-it notes]] representing [[Homsar]] in the interview has a picture of bread labeled as "Bread?".
*Email [[interview]] — One of the [[Sticky Notes|Post-it notes]] representing [[Homsar]] in the interview has a picture of bread labeled as "Bread?".
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] — Homestar leaves a promo for "The Cornbread Hour" on [[Marzipan]]'s answering machine.
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] — Homestar leaves a promo for "The Cornbread Hour" on [[Marzipan]]'s [[answering machine]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — The cafeteria serves a "breadtangle of [[pizza]]" for lunch. In an Easter egg, depictions of a breadtangle, breadpazoid, breadallelogram, and brhombus of pizza are shown.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — The cafeteria serves a "breadtangle of [[pizza]]" for lunch. In an Easter egg, depictions of a breadtangle, breadpazoid, breadallelogram, and brhombus of pizza are shown.
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*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad talks about how Homestar once held weekly bread sing-alongs at [[The Stick]]. He sings three songs throughout the email and they are all compiled onto one CD in an [[Easter Egg]].
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*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad talks about how Homestar once held weekly bread sing-alongs at [[The Stick]]. He sings three songs throughout the email and they are all compiled onto one CD in an [[Easter egg]].
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*[[Stinkoman 20X6]]: [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 3|Level 3]] — You have to collect "tenbread" to pass the level ([[Stinkoman]] loves bread, according to the [[Stinkomanual|manual]]).
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*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — In [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 3|Level 3]], you have to collect "tenbread" to pass the level ([[Stinkoman]] loves bread, according to the [[Stinkomanual|manual]]).
*Email [[disconnected]] — At the suggestion of [[Head Bad and Strong Body|Strong Bad's disembodied head]], Homestar starts a new career as Homestar Bunmaker, a vendor of tiny breads. He then advertises cornbread. This causes Strong Bad to want some at the end.
*Email [[disconnected]] — At the suggestion of [[Head Bad and Strong Body|Strong Bad's disembodied head]], Homestar starts a new career as Homestar Bunmaker, a vendor of tiny breads. He then advertises cornbread. This causes Strong Bad to want some at the end.
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — Bread is used for the examples of in-game commands, which are given at the beginning of the game. They are "LOOK BREAD", "GET BREAD", "TALK BREADMAN", and "USE BREAD".
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — Bread is used for the examples of in-game commands, which are given at the beginning of the game. They are "LOOK BREAD", "GET BREAD", "TALK BREADMAN", and "USE BREAD".
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*[[Strongest Man in the World]] — Homestar comments that he feels "as fresh as a bagel".
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] — Homestar comments that he feels "as fresh as a bagel".
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — One of the few things [[Rumble Red]] has on his planet is expensive bread.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — One of the few things [[Rumble Red]] has on his planet is expensive bread.
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*Email [[looking old]] — [[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]] would rather bake some [[Crustly Guarded Bread]] than reveal Strong Bad's age.
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*Email [[looking old]] — Monks resembling [[the Keepers of Trogdor]] would rather bake some [[Crustly Guarded Bread]] than reveal Strong Bad's age.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — The Cheat (via Strong Bad) attempts to prank call Marzipan by telling her she's a "facewich", which Strong Bad guesses might mean "like between two pieces of bread".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — The Cheat (via Strong Bad) attempts to prank call Marzipan by telling her she's a "facewich", which Strong Bad guesses might mean "like between two pieces of bread".
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — The [[King of Town]] claims he was lured away from a tray of [[cold cuts]] and mini-Breads, and is in no mood to talk.
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — [[The King of Town]] claims he was lured away from a tray of [[cold cuts]] and mini-Breads, and is in no mood to talk.
*Email [[your edge]] — The second cover for "Have Edge Times Magazine" includes the text "Old Bread".
*Email [[your edge]] — The second cover for "Have Edge Times Magazine" includes the text "Old Bread".
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*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — One of the things Strong Bad says while preparing to attack the castle is that The Of Town smells like fresh-baked breads.
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — [[The Poopsmith]] ponders becoming a breadsmith.
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== Toast ==
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===Toast===
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — One of the framed signs behind Homestar and Pom Pom is a piece of toast with [[butter]] on it, labeled appropriately "GET TOASTED".
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — One of the framed signs behind Homestar and Pom Pom is a piece of toast with [[butter]] on it, labeled appropriately "GET TOASTED".
*Email [[marzipan]] — [[Strong Sad]]'s instant message says, "vinegar toast? did you really think i'd fall for that?"
*Email [[marzipan]] — [[Strong Sad]]'s instant message says, "vinegar toast? did you really think i'd fall for that?"
*Email [[the bet]] — When Strong Bad asks the King of Town if the coast is clear, the King responds, "The coast is toast!"
*Email [[the bet]] — When Strong Bad asks the King of Town if the coast is clear, the King responds, "The coast is toast!"
*[[Rap Song]] — [[Peacey P]] orders toast in the middle of the rap song.
*[[Rap Song]] — [[Peacey P]] orders toast in the middle of the rap song.
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*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad ends the intro with, "Strong Bad Email, make us some toast!"
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*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad ends the [[Strong Bad Email Intros|intro]] with, "[[Strong Bad Email]], make us some toast!"
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*[[Hremail 62]] — Homestar says that he made a picture of [[butter]]ed toast with his brellow crayon.
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*[[Hremail 62]] — Homestar says that he made a picture of buttered toast with his [[brellow crayon]].
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*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — [[Senor Cardgage]] once says, "Oh...my coma's toast."
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*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — [[Senor Cardgage]] says at one point, "Oh... my coma's toast."
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*Email [[sbemail206]] — Strong Bad starts to check an email on a piece of toast.
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*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Strong Mad dresses up as [[wikipedia:Powdered Toast Man|Powdered Toast Man]], and Homsar mentions "[[wikipedia:Cinnamon Toast Crunch|Toast Crunch]]".
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==Moldy bread==
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===Moldy bread===
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*[[Fortune Cookies]] — One of the fortunes reads ''"Why not try some moldy bread. You might not vomit."''
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*[[Fortune Cookies]] — One of the fortunes reads ''"Why not try some moldy bread. You might not [[Puking|vomit]]."''
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*[[Thy Dungeonman II]] — You have to keep eating moldy bread to keep the plague from killing you.
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*[[Thy Dungeonman II]] — [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]] has to keep eating moldy bread to keep the plague from killing him.
*Email [[do over]] — Homestar offers his version of "[[The Cheatcakes]]", which is actually a paper bag labeled "Moldy Bread, Guys".
*Email [[do over]] — Homestar offers his version of "[[The Cheatcakes]]", which is actually a paper bag labeled "Moldy Bread, Guys".
==See Also==
==See Also==
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*[[Croissants]]
 
*[[Biscuits]]
*[[Biscuits]]
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*[[Croissants]]
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*[[Muffins]]
[[Category:Generic food and drinks]] [[Category:Food running gags]]
[[Category:Generic food and drinks]] [[Category:Food running gags]]

Current revision as of 22:26, 19 September 2019

A good time for everybody.

Bread, in its many varieties, seems to be a highly popular commodity in Free Country, USA and is a favorite of Homestar Runner in particular. Some of Homestar's involvement with bread occurs in particularly unusual contexts, notably his decision to hold "Bread Sing-Alongs". Also unusual are some similes he has made involving bread, such as his statement that he and Pom Pom are like "two breads in a biscuit" and that he felt "as fresh as a bagel". At Flashforward Seattle 2006, Mike Chapman demonstrated drawing in Flash by spending 10 minutes drawing a piece of toast.

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[edit] Appearances

[edit] Bread

[edit] Toast

[edit] Moldy bread

[edit] See Also

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