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The '''Blue Laser Commander''' is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited the [[Cheat Commandos]] to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy British accent. The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch that switches sides whenever he turns around, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG|deformity in his skull]].
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The '''Blue Laser Commander''' is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited the [[Cheat Commandos]] to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy British accent that sounds similar to the [[Teen Girl Squad]] female voices. The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch that switches sides whenever he turns around, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG|deformity in his skull]].
He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well that's JUST GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", and "[[Dislike of Old People|Old ladies SUCK!]]"
He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well that's JUST GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", and "[[Dislike of Old People|Old ladies SUCK!]]"

Revision as of 14:18, 28 July 2008

"CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!"
CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS?

The Blue Laser Commander is the evil mastermind behind Blue Laser, an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the Cheat Commandos. (Despite this, he still invited the Cheat Commandos to dinner in Let us give TANKS!.) He formulates many evil schemes in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy British accent that sounds similar to the Teen Girl Squad female voices. The only differences between his uniform and that of his minions are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch that switches sides whenever he turns around, due to some kind of deformity in his skull.

He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well that's JUST GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", and "Old ladies SUCK!"

Blue Laser Commander is a parody of Cobra Commander (as the Cheat Commandos are a takeoff of G.I.Joe), especially the following traits:

  • His partially obscured face covering some kind of blemish
  • His uniform that is similar to yet distinct from his henchmen
  • His screechy voice
  • His volatile, psychotic temperament

According to one Sketchbook update, Blue Laser Commander (or possibly every member of Blue Laser) was originally going to be an Ungurait, but that idea was abandoned.

The Blue Laser Commander is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos figurine set.

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