Blubb-O's Commercial
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Come the heck down to Blubb-O's!
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Drive-Thru Whale, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Coach Z, Strong Sad, Peacey P, Bubs.
Transcript
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{Strong Bad, Strong mad and The Cheat are walking along behind the fence in Strong Badia. Corny advertisement plays quietly under them.}
STRONG BAD: Man, you guys! All this walking around behind the fence like a young person sure has gotten my hunger all up in a dander!
{Suddenly, the Drive-Thru Whale shoots up from the ground in front of them}
DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Relinquesh your pipes please, fellas!
STRONG BAD: {without much emotion} Relinquish our pipes? We'd love to!
{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all start laughing. The scene fades slightly as a huge Blubb-O's logo comes on screen, with the words "Come The Heck Down" written underneath.}
ANNOUNCER: Come the heck down to Blubb-O's and try your dang self the Blubbo's Classic.
{The scene changes to a red background and a burger appears, with a label below saying "Classic" when the announcer names it.}
ANNOUNCER: The Original. The Regular. The New Original. The Old Classic.
{Each time the announcer mentions another burger, another label with the burger's name appears on top of the previous ones, and the new type of burger replaces the old one, even though each burger is identical. Then, a huge deep-fried triangle of fish appears between a burger bun, and another label appears over the others saying "Isosceles Fish Sandwich??"}
ANNOUNCER: And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich. Wait, fish sandwich? {A record scratch and the music stops.} We have a fish sandwich? Has anybody ever ordered that thing?
{We hear a beep as the scene cuts abruptly to a kitchen with a lettuce, two onions and two tomatoes lie on a counter top.}
ANNOUNCER: At Blubb-O's, all our vegetables are hand tossed into a refreshing cascade of water, and chopped in mid air.
{As the announcer mentions this, we see the vegetables come through a waterfall and chopped in half with a knife.}
{After that, we see Homestar, but I haven't typed that bit up yet, so stay tight!}
