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*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — Strong Bad calls Marzipan, pretending to be Homestar Runner, saying that he killed Pom Pom.
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — Strong Bad calls Marzipan, pretending to be Homestar Runner, saying that he killed Pom Pom.
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] — Bubs convinces Homestar that he knows nothing about Strong Bad's plan to get free drinks.
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] — Bubs convinces Homestar that he knows nothing about Strong Bad's plan to get free drinks.
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*[[Broken Compy Menu]] — When Bubs asks Homestar, who was previously arguing, what he is doing at the [[Bubs' Concession Stand|stand]], Homestar replies that he was talking to nobody, everybody, or [[Strong Mad]]. When asked where Strong Mad is now, Homestar says that he flew away.
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*[[Broken Compy Menu]] — When Bubs asks Homestar, who was previously arguing, what he is doing at the [[Bubs' Concession Stand|stand]], Homestar replies that he was talking to nobody, everybody, or [[Strong Mad]]. When asked where Strong Mad is now, Homestar says that he flew away. Later on, Bubs claims to Homestar that the shotgunned [[Compy 386]] is a low-priced automobile.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — While talking on the phone, Coach Z claims that he is not alone and his phone is plugged in, but nobody is nearby and the [[Disconnected Telephones|phone]] is unplugged.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — While talking on the phone, Coach Z claims that he is not alone and his phone is plugged in, but nobody is nearby and the [[Disconnected Telephones|phone]] is unplugged.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — After being caught making out with a drawing of [[The Ugly One]], Strong Bad hurriedly stuffs the drawing into his mouth and claims that is a piece of pizza.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — After being caught making out with a drawing of [[The Ugly One]], Strong Bad hurriedly stuffs the drawing into his mouth and claims that is a piece of pizza.

Revision as of 21:21, 4 February 2007

"On Saturday I certainly don't wake up at 6 A.M., put on a Speedo, and go to swim practice."

More often than not in the Homestar Runner universe, the characters try to persuade others that something is either true or untrue, when in fact the opposite is extremely obvious.

Contents

Appearances

Marzipan's Answering Machine

  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0
    • Strong Bad calls claiming that he is "Detective Everybody". He says that Homestar Runner was shot dead for being too stupid.
    • Pom Pom calls and apparently tells Marzipan about something that Homestar said. Homestar repeatedly insists that he did not say that, and that Pom Pom is crazy.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0
    • Strong Bad calls pretending to be The King of Town. He tells Marzipan to punch The King of Town and to give Strong Bad a dollar.
    • The King of Town calls pretending to be Strong Bad. He tells Marzipan that it has been Strong Bad leaving the prank calls, and that she should get Homestar to beat Strong Bad up and make him return The King of Town's Easy-Bake Oven.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0
    • Strong Bad calls claiming that he is "Constable Anybody" from the "Royal Society for Total Dorks". He says that Marzipan will become president if she sticks her head out the window and stick some pencils up her nose.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0
    • Strong Bad calls claiming that he is "Dr. Professional". He says that Marzipan has been diagnosed with serious problems, and to start giving away her stuff.
    • Strong Bad calls again, saying that he has a real girlfriend for whom he needs to buy a Valentine's Day present.
    • Homestar calls asking Marzipan what to get his girlfriend for Valentine's Day. He calls Marzipan annoying and overbearing, and then realizes his mistake, at which point he begins pretending to be a dial tone.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0
    • Homestar tries to "trick or treat" over the phone, then for his "trick", claims that he is "Dead Guy Perez".
    • Strong Bad calls claiming that he is "Safety Dan", and gives Marzipan fake safety tips.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2
    • Strong Bad calls claiming that he is "Cableman Jorge". He tells Marzipan to run her cable in the general direction of Strong Bad's House.
    • Strong Bad calls again, saying that tofu is made from baby seals.
    • Homestar calls and accidentally breaks up with Marzipan. After realizing his mistake, he switches the answering mackine tape with one on which he has done imitations of Marzipan, Strong Bad, Coach Z, Strong Sad, and himself.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2
    • Strong Sad calls to ask Marzipan if she wants to come over and watch the V.I. Warshawski DVD. he later calls again and admits that he doesn't really have the DVD.
    • Homestar calls several times during a prank call lesson from Strong Bad. He claims to be Batman, Strong Bad, and "Sugarface".

Strong Bad Emails

  • Email sugarbob - Strong Bad types in different colors and fonts to try to convince the emailer that he is taken by several girlfriends.
  • Email lures & jigs — Strong Bad accidentally admits to not knowing anything about the ladies. He then hurriedly tries to rectify his slip-up before running off.
  • Email huttah! — Strong Bad says that The Cheat looks like a cheese or an anvil, then says that they are two of the finest things in life when The Cheat walks in. He then tapes a piece of paper reading "the cheat" on the Compy 386 to make it look as if his emails are written to The Cheat.
  • Email stunt double — Strong Bad says that he doesn't use a stunt double. When Dangeresque II: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1 is then shown, it is obvious that Strong Sad is Strong Bad's stunt double.
  • Email couch patch — Strong Bad claims that he attempted to hide his Aztec gold in the couch.
  • Email different town — Strong Bad is singing while standing on the stool when Strong Sad walks in. Strong Bad claims that he was just checking the lights.
  • Email crying — Strong Bad begins to sniffle over Li'l Brudder, and runs off claiming that he just has "a food" in the oven.
  • Email other days — Strong Bad tries to convince the viewer that on Saturdays, he does not go to swim practice, and instead takes battle axe lessons. In an Easter egg, Strong Sad is seen telling Strong Bad that they are late for swim practice.
  • Email extra plug — Strong Bad says that the hot girl that he will be dancing with will be The Cheat, before catching himself and stating that it will be an actual hot girl.
  • Email secret identity — Strong Bad says that his secret identity is The Poopsmith, only to be disproven when The Poopsmith himself walks in.
  • Email senior prom — Strong Bad claims that he got a message on his "answering machine" from "Delilelia". It is obvious that he is the one providing the girl's voice, and that the "answering machine" is just a clock radio.
  • Email strong badathlon — Strong Bad claims that his strongest event in the Strong Badathlon is "Probably Something with Guitars, lasers, Robots, and Hot Girls". This event is only shown in Powered by The Cheat form, obviously suggesting that the event did not actually take place.

Other

  • Halloween Awards Show — Strong Bad claims to have a super-hot girlfriend who recently got sucked into a wormhole.
  • Where's The Cheat? — Strong Bad calls Marzipan, pretending to be Homestar Runner, saying that he killed Pom Pom.
  • Lookin at a Thing in a Bag — Bubs convinces Homestar that he knows nothing about Strong Bad's plan to get free drinks.
  • Broken Compy Menu — When Bubs asks Homestar, who was previously arguing, what he is doing at the stand, Homestar replies that he was talking to nobody, everybody, or Strong Mad. When asked where Strong Mad is now, Homestar says that he flew away. Later on, Bubs claims to Homestar that the shotgunned Compy 386 is a low-priced automobile.
  • Homestar Presents: Presents — While talking on the phone, Coach Z claims that he is not alone and his phone is plugged in, but nobody is nearby and the phone is unplugged.
  • Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 — After being caught making out with a drawing of The Ugly One, Strong Bad hurriedly stuffs the drawing into his mouth and claims that is a piece of pizza.
  • Halloween Potion-ma-jigThe King of Town tries to convince Homestar that he is not trying to find a ham sandwich that he had buried in the Spooky Woods when he was nine. The Poopsmith is seen right next to him, digging holes.

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