Biz Cas Fri 3

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[[Image:BisCasFri3.JPG|thumb|"Back up my files? Are you kidding? Is that a real thing you have to do?"]]
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Strong Bad and his computer have domestic problems, and naturally, Homestar is the cause.
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Puppet {{Film|Strong Bad}}, Puppet {{Film|The Cheat}}, Puppet {{Film|Homestar Runner}}
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'''Places:''' [[The Office]]
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'''Date:''' August 5, 2005
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'''Running Time:''' 2:10
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'''Page Title:''' Biz Cas Fri 3
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==Transcript==
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''{Close-up of a water cooler. The title words, "Biz Cas Fri" appear. Air bubbles rise into the cooler. Cut to Puppet The Cheat and Puppet Strong Bad standing in front of his computer. Strong Bad is wearing his customary Friday shirt, and The Cheat has on a tie. Smoke is coming out of the computer.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{interrogative The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I didn't ''do'' anything. I just turned it on, tried to check my email, and then it started smokin' and shakin' it like it was Friday night.
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{more interrogative The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Back up my files? Are you kidding? Is that a real thing you have to do? I always thought that that was just like... you know, a figure of speech.
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{irate, incredulous The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno, like "Wake up and smell the coffee," or "See ya later, alligator!"
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{squeaks angrily and leaves}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, great. So my computer's dead. This almost never happens to me!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{enters room}'' What's up, my homie? ''{pronounced ho-may}'' Ew, what's that smell? Did Mancuso at Accounting put his three-hole punch in the microwave again? That guy sucks.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, get outta here, man!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, not yet. So, did you get that email that I forwarded to everyone in the company and their families and their high school friends?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No. Can't you see my computer and I are having domestic problems?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man. You should check it out right now. It has a three gig hilarious file attachment attached to it. It's one of the funniest emails I've forwarded this week.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Three gig attachment? Oh, no wonder!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' When you get that mess fixed, check out that attachment. The file's called ''{filename appears on the screen as Homestar says it}'' "catonfire_fallingfromanairplane.exe". I'm not gonna tell you what it is, but trust me you ''got'' to check it out. I was R.O.T.F. all over the place when I saw that. Anyways, I'm gonna go see what Gunderson thought of it. That guy doesn't suck. See ya later, alligator. ''{leaves}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, back up your files.
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''{He presses a key, and the computer explodes, leaving ashes and a demolished tape dispenser.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Wah! That's the worst computer explosion I've ever seen! Is there anything I can salvage? Eh... I think I can see some of the third-quarter analysis spreadsheet in there. Oh! Is that my buddy list? I gotta back that up!
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''{Strong Bad pulls out a manilla envelope and begins scooping the ashes into it.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{muttering}'' Sweep some of this in here... my buddy list... The Cheat, Strong Mad... buddies...
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''{"end."}''
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== Easter Eggs ==
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*At the end, click the 'd' or the period to view Homestar's attachment.
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:''{Two men skydive from an airplane together and tumble a few times in midair.}''
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:'''JUMPING MAN 1:''' Wooooo!
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:'''JUMPING MAN 2:''' Dude, is that falling cat on fire?
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:''{A flaming cat falls past the camera, meowing as it falls.}''
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== Fun Facts ==
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===Explanations===
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* ROTF is an [[wikipedia:Internet_Chat_Slang|Internet chat slang]] abbreviation for "'''R'''olling '''O'''n '''T'''he '''F'''loor".
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*[[Wikipedia:FYI|FYI]] is a common acronym for "'''F'''or '''Y'''our '''I'''nformation."
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===Trivia===
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* "FYI!" is written on the [[Sticky Notes|Post-it]] note stuck to Strong Bad's cubicle wall.
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* [[Mike Chapman]] voices Jumping Man 2.
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===Inside References===
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*The video player is called "Medi-a-lectrix Playa," a reference to the company [[Videlectrix]].
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*Hanging on the wall is a real-life version of an Easter egg in [[dullard]] and a real-life version of a poster from [[no loafing]].
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*The third-quarter projection analysis spreadsheets were mentioned in [[Biz Cas Fri 1]].
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*Gunderson was the name of a city on Limozeen's "[[Limozeen#Zeenin.27_Across_the_Country_2001|Zeenin' Across the Country 2001]]" tour.
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*Mancuso is the name of a character in the Videlectrix video game [[Where's an Egg?]]
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*This is another instance of [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning]].
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*The [[Fonts|font]] that comes up when Homestar says the file of his e-mail is the [[Tandy 400]] font (which is Westminister).
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===Real-World References===
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*The "Medi-a-lectrix Playa" is also a reference to [[wikipedia:Windows_Media_Player|Windows Media Player]], a [[wikipedia:Microsoft|Microsoft]] computer application that renders audio and video content.
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== External Links ==
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*[[HR:bizcasfri3.html|watch "Biz Cas Fri 3"]]
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*[[HR:bizcasfri3.swf|view the Flash file for "Biz Cas Fri 3"]]
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*[[Forum:4428|forum thread re: "Biz Cas Fri 3"]]
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[[Category: Puppet Stuff]]
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Revision as of 22:43, 11 November 2005

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