Baron Darin Diamonocle

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"Welcome to oblivion, Danger-skew."

Baron Darin Diamonocle appears to be the chief evildoer of Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1. He's played by Bubs wearing a monocle and holding The Cheat as his pet. One of his evildoings includes dropping a Heavy Lourde on Dangeresque (in reality a stunt double played by Strong Sad). One of the odd features of his character is his phonetic pronunciation of other characters' names; for instance, he calls Dangeresque "Danger-skew" and Perducci "Per-dukki". In Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, a reformed Diamononcle, while behind bars at Brainblow City Prison, gives information to Dangeresque so that the hero could rescue Cutesy Buttons.

Apparently, Diamonocle successfully forced Dangeresque to eat a bag of "stale, three month old, moldy, ranch flavored" potato chips. In response, Dangeresque framed Diamonocle for endangered puppy trafficking and the murder of several presidents, leading to his incarceration in Brainblow City Prison. As it turns out, though, Diamonocle really took to prison life well, claiming that "getting shivved repeatedly in the yard really puts things in perspective".

This villain is the stereotypical evil genius with a furry pet held in one arm. Ernst Stavro Blofeld from the James Bond movies is an early example of this, with characters like Dr. Evil and Doctor Claw following the same formula.

Appearances

• Debut: Email stunt double
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

Unnamed Bad Guy

"Or did you?"

Shark Tooth Bubs appears as a villain at the end of Dangeresque: Puppet Squad. Instead of a monocle, this character wears a cowboy hat and a mustache. It is heavily implied that he may have been the true culprit who stole Dangeresque's curly fries.

Appearances

• Dangeresque: Puppet Squad

Trivia

• "Diamonocle" is a portmanteau of diabolical and monocle.