Bands in Baddest of the Bands

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In Baddest of the Bands, almost every character becomes part of a band to participate in Strong Bad's Battle Royale of the Bands.

Cool Tapes

"Objectifying women is not very nice."

Main Article: Cool Tapes

Members: Marzipan (guitar, lyrics), Strong Mad (bass), The Cheat (drums)

The Cool Tapes are a rock band formed by Marzipan. Their score plummets after Marzipan writes a song about the "not very nice" things she suspected judges Limozeen of performing.

Cool Tapes songs that play during the game include "Doin' the Wigglie", "The Same Riff for Several Minutes", "My Face (Please Don't Put Needles In It)", and "Limozeen is Not Very Nice".

Two-O Duo

"One, two, one-one two."

Members: Bubs (turntable, keytar), Coach Z (lyrics, dancing)

Two-O Duo is Bubs' and Coach Z's rap group. They have released one known album, titled "DeButt". They break up after Coach Z punches Bubs during his dance.

Two-O Duo songs that play during the game include "TPing The Stick", "Throwing Rocks Through Ol' Man Marzipan's Windows", and "Stealin' Stuff From My Own Dang Store".

PomStar

"Girl, we got a food related love..."

Members: Pom Pom (keyboard), Homestar Runner (lyrics)

PomStar is a soul band formed by Pom Pom and Homestar Runner. They lose after Homestar repeats some non sequiturs from the Drive-Thru Whale that his headphones pick up.

PomStar songs that play during the game include "Food-Related Love".

DÖI

"A-one, a-two, a-come and feel the BRAIN CRUNCH!!"

Members: Strong Bad (lyrics), The King of Town (guitar), Homsar (theremin)

DÖI is a death metal band formed by Strong Bad. Strong BAd himself didn't really choose who was in his band. After signing nearly every other character up in bands, Homsar and The KOT were the only people left. Once Strong Bad realized this, he exclaimed "Oh crap! Once they started the concert, Strong Bad realized that their band is the kind that makes your ears bleed, so he set out to sabotage the other three bands.

What the initials "DÖI" stand for can be chosen by the player. The options are:

• First Word (chosen by Strong Bad):
  1. Diamond
  2. Devastating
  3. Deluxe
  4. Degenerate
  5. Demonic
• Second Word (chosen by The King of Town):
  1. Octopus
  2. Omelette
  3. Oyster
  4. Oatmeal
  5. Oliveloaf
• Third Word (chosen by Homsar):
  1. Itch Machine
  2. Iguanodon
  3. Insurance
  4. Incorporated
  5. Insomniacs

As Strong Bad makes his way to the emergency prop release on the top floor of the stage, he prompts all the members, including himself, to perfom crowd-pleasing stunts that help them win.