Baloney Sammich Truck
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Driven by Bubs, the Baloney Sammich Truck is to baloney sandwiches as an ice cream truck is to ice cream. In 2006, he drove it to the beach, and despite the fact he sold no sandwiches, he claimed that "it was pretty much [his] best summer ever". The Thnikkaman has been seen driving a suspiciously similar van through the Decemberween night sky. Notably, the Thnikkaman's version just has white paint sloppily covering the usual display with the letters "tH" painted on top of that, though the smiling sandwich is still plainly visible on top.
Sandwich varieties
- "Gumball Surprise" — A sandwich with a pink gumball in the middle.
- "Open Smiley Face" — A sandwich with only one slice of bread and a smiley painted with mustard on top.
- "I Heart Baloney" — A sandwich with a heart shaped bread.
- "Dog Food" — A sandwich with a bone shaped bread.
- "It's Not a Real Popsicle" — A sandwich with a double-Popsicle shaped bread.
- "Inside Out" — A sandwich with one slice of bread in the middle of two baloney slices.
