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:''{Strong Bad enters the room from the direction of the basement sits at the Fun Machine}''
:''{Strong Bad enters the room from the direction of the basement sits at the Fun Machine}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Senor Fun Machine, let's see what you've got for me today...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Senor Fun Machine, let's see what you've got for me today...
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:''{Scene changes to the menu screen for [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey]].}''
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:''{Scene changes to the menu screen for [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey]]}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hot dang, it's Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, loosely based on the life and times of the coolest rock band in the world, Limozeen! Okay, hot babeliens, get ready to be rescued and romanced by my rock 'n' roll ruleage! Rrr.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hot dang, it's Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, loosely based on the life and times of the coolest rock band in the world, Limozeen! Okay, hot babeliens, get ready to be rescued and romanced by my rock 'n' roll ruleage! Rrr.
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:''{The game starts automatically.}''
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:''{The game starts automatically}''
:'''GAME LARRY:''' ''{Distorted monotone}'' Rock and roll, baby!
:'''GAME LARRY:''' ''{Distorted monotone}'' Rock and roll, baby!
:''{The player can now play the game, but after a short while, the game picture starts to distort, the colors fluctuate, until it eventually dissolves into a mess of symbols.}''
:''{The player can now play the game, but after a short while, the game picture starts to distort, the colors fluctuate, until it eventually dissolves into a mess of symbols.}''
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:''{The bats fly away. Strong Bad turns back to the Fun Machine}''
:''{The bats fly away. Strong Bad turns back to the Fun Machine}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, crapcakes. Not again! I just sprayed three cans of 4W DD in the cartridge slot this morning. Looks like I'll have to take it to the only fully-licensed Videlextrician in town... ''{sighs}'' Bubs. Don't worry, my poor broken Fun Machine, Bubs'll fix you up, better than new.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, crapcakes. Not again! I just sprayed three cans of 4W DD in the cartridge slot this morning. Looks like I'll have to take it to the only fully-licensed Videlextrician in town... ''{sighs}'' Bubs. Don't worry, my poor broken Fun Machine, Bubs'll fix you up, better than new.
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:''{Strong Bad drops the controller and picks up the Fun Machine.}''
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:''{Strong Bad drops the controller and picks up the Fun Machine}''
==Basement==
==Basement==
===Couch===
===Couch===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I haven't checked the couch for change, chips, or charred remains recently. ''{Checks the couch, finds pants}'' What's this? Nothin' says "I have no business wearing these" like leopard print pants! I may have to oil myself up just to fit in them at the photo booth!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I haven't checked the couch for change, chips, or charred remains recently. ''{Checks the couch, finds pants}'' What's this? Nothin' says "I have no business wearing these" like leopard print pants! I may have to oil myself up just to fit in them at the photo booth!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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===Television===
===Television===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cool, a marathon of those depressing rockumentaries! Uh-oh, they did the inverted negative photo thing... somebody's goin' to rehab...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cool, a marathon of those depressing rockumentaries! Uh-oh, they did the inverted negative photo thing... somebody's goin' to rehab...
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:''Second time only''
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:''{Second time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, this rockumentary's about that band, "Bigg Nife". No way! The lead singer's name isn't really "Rip Nife"? I feel so used!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, this rockumentary's about that band, "Bigg Nife". No way! The lead singer's name isn't really "Rip Nife"? I feel so used!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:''Each time thereafter''
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:''{Subsequent times}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do we really need a rockumentary about the guys who wrote "Left-Shift-Alt-Delete"?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do we really need a rockumentary about the guys who wrote "Left-Shift-Alt-Delete"?
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===LARP Sword===
===LARP Sword===
:'''When Strong Sad is present'''
:'''When Strong Sad is present'''
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::''First time only''
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::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, how'd you get your fake, dress-up sword out of Pompomerania, er, Club Technochocolate?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, how'd you get your fake, dress-up sword out of Pompomerania, er, Club Technochocolate?
::'''STRONG SAD:''' That, my friend, is a tale fraught with intrigue, drama and mild adventure! It all started when—
::'''STRONG SAD:''' That, my friend, is a tale fraught with intrigue, drama and mild adventure! It all started when—
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==Computer Room==
==Computer Room==
=== Light Switch ===
=== Light Switch ===
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:''{Strong Bad turns the switch off, waits, then turns it back on again.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Turns switch off, waits, then turns it back on again}''
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:''{The first time this is done, Strong Bad finds a page of his Limozeen game manual.}''
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''{The first time this is done, Strong Bad finds a page of his Limozeen game manual.}''
=== Rave Switch ===
=== Rave Switch ===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In rap rhythm}'' And now it's time for a breakdown... ''{Plays a [[techno]] rave}'' Ahh, that's the stuff.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In rap rhythm}'' And now it's time for a breakdown... ''{Plays a [[techno]] rave}'' Ahh, that's the stuff.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:''Third time only''
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:''{Third time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Plays a techno rave}'' Whoa, those spinny dots are making me see things.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Plays a techno rave}'' Whoa, those spinny dots are making me see things.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:''All other times''
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:''{All other times}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Plays a techno rave}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Plays a techno rave}''
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=== Plug ===
=== Plug ===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I think the Lappy's had enough juice for now... ''{Goes to unplug the Lappy and gets shocked}'' Yaaah! ''{Shaky voice}'' I guess not.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I think the Lappy's had enough juice for now... ''{Goes to unplug the Lappy and gets shocked}'' Yaaah! ''{Shaky voice}'' I guess not.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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===Box===
===Box===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under box}'' A "sloshy" T-shirt? Those glasses-wearing short hair-havers? I guess I'll put it in my pan-dimensional photo booth...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under box}'' A "sloshy" T-shirt? Those glasses-wearing short hair-havers? I guess I'll put it in my pan-dimensional photo booth...
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''If the bats but not the bleach is inside'''
:'''If the bats but not the bleach is inside'''
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::''First time only''
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::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Runs the washer, then gets the bats out}'' Hmm. Clean bats. Guess I should have expected that.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Runs the washer, then gets the bats out}'' Hmm. Clean bats. Guess I should have expected that.
::{{short hr}}
::{{short hr}}
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====Bleach → Washer====
====Bleach → Washer====
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This oughta get the tough stains out of, well, anything.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This oughta get the tough stains out of, well, anything.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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====Bat Hutch → Washer====
====Bat Hutch → Washer====
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sings}'' Washing up Strong Sad's bats... maybe someday, I should wash my pants.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sings}'' Washing up Strong Sad's bats... maybe someday, I should wash my pants.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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===Box of Records===
===Box of Records===
:'''Only appears during the Battle of the Bands'''
:'''Only appears during the Battle of the Bands'''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, It's a box of Strong Sad's old records. I better borrow them for safe-keeping; they could get scratched sitting there in that box. ''{Takes the box}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, It's a box of Strong Sad's old records. I better borrow them for safe-keeping; they could get scratched sitting there in that box. ''{Takes the box}''
===Luxa Lounger===
===Luxa Lounger===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, something's wedged in the Luxa Lounger... ''{reclines chair, finds shot glass}'' Whoa! Oh man. It's a Limozeen shot glass featuring High-Kicking Larry Palaroncini!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, something's wedged in the Luxa Lounger... ''{reclines chair, finds shot glass}'' Whoa! Oh man. It's a Limozeen shot glass featuring High-Kicking Larry Palaroncini!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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====Photo → Mailbox====
====Photo → Mailbox====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's do this thing. ''{Gets out the photo and writes on the back}'' Win a day with Limozeen constest... Staten Island... 10301. Limozeen album immortality, here I come! ''{Strong Bad puts the photo into the mailbox and closes it. Screen wipes to black, and back to Strong Bad opening the mailbox again, pulling out a letter. He reads}'' Dear Mr. Bad, are you ready to rock harder than anyone in your pimply male teenage peer group has ever rocked? Because your bodacious album cover is the ''{increases his excitement tone of voice here}'' winner of the Rip-Roarin' Rock-dezvous with Limozeen contest! Just let us know when and where and we'll be there, ready to sock your rocks off! Keep on 'zeening, Limozeen. ''{Puts the letter away}'' All right!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's do this thing. ''{Gets out the photo and writes on the back}'' Win a day with Limozeen constest... Staten Island... 10301. Limozeen album immortality, here I come! ''{Strong Bad puts the photo into the mailbox and closes it. Screen wipes to black, and back to Strong Bad opening the mailbox again, pulling out a letter. He reads}'' Dear Mr. Bad, are you ready to rock harder than anyone in your pimply male teenage peer group has ever rocked? Because your bodacious album cover is the ''{increases his excitement tone of voice here}'' winner of the Rip-Roarin' Rock-dezvous with Limozeen contest! Just let us know when and where and we'll be there, ready to sock your rocks off! Keep on 'zeening, Limozeen. ''{Puts the letter away}'' All right!
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:'''If Strong Sad already has the security jacket, continue below'''
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:'''If Strong Sad already has the security jacket'''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if Bubs'll let me start looking for bands now...
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if Bubs'll let me start looking for bands now...
===Box===
===Box===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Box peering guy, hey! ''{Finds a shot glass}'' Whoa, it's a shot glass with generically tall Limozeen bass player Perry Palaroncini!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Box peering guy, hey! ''{Finds a shot glass}'' Whoa, it's a shot glass with generically tall Limozeen bass player Perry Palaroncini!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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===Drawing Table===
===Drawing Table===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Time for a little bit of randomly violent Teen Girl Squad fun! ''{Looks at the table}'' What the crap? Where'd all my notebook paper go? How can I draw any new episodes without any loose-leaf?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Time for a little bit of randomly violent Teen Girl Squad fun! ''{Looks at the table}'' What the crap? Where'd all my notebook paper go? How can I draw any new episodes without any loose-leaf?
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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====Limozeen Coloring Book → Drawing Table====
====Limozeen Coloring Book → Drawing Table====
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Forget stupid note cards hidden under boxes, I just got the bestest Teen Girl Squad idea ever! ''{The player is now shown [[Teen Girl Squad meets Limozeen]]}'' Whoa, that turned out awesome! I should start Teen Girl Squadding our entire set of encyclopedias next!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Forget stupid note cards hidden under boxes, I just got the bestest Teen Girl Squad idea ever! ''{The player is now shown [[Teen Girl Squad meets Limozeen]]}'' Whoa, that turned out awesome! I should start Teen Girl Squadding our entire set of encyclopedias next!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' The TV seems so lonely without the Fun Machine.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The TV seems so lonely without the Fun Machine.
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:'''In extended play, it performs the same function as clicking on the Fun Machine'''
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:''In extended play, it performs the same function as clicking on the Fun Machine''
===Messy Pile===
===Messy Pile===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' C'mon pile, I know you got some change in there! I'll even take Canadian coins at this point. ''{Looks in the pile}'' Aww, man, not even a single Loonie.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' C'mon pile, I know you got some change in there! I'll even take Canadian coins at this point. ''{Looks in the pile}'' Aww, man, not even a single Loonie.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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====Strong Sad → Strong Sad ====
====Strong Sad → Strong Sad ====
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sure I will instantly regret asking you this, but whatcha doin'?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sure I will instantly regret asking you this, but whatcha doin'?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I've finally decided to pursue my dream of becoming a snooty rock 'n' roll journalist.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I've finally decided to pursue my dream of becoming a snooty rock 'n' roll journalist.
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====Strong Sad → Fun Machine ====
====Strong Sad → Fun Machine ====
:'''Only available before the Fun Machine is given to Bubs'''
:'''Only available before the Fun Machine is given to Bubs'''
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know how to tell you this, but someone broke the Fun Machine.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know how to tell you this, but someone broke the Fun Machine.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Someone?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Someone?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' The Von Blaubloods... a rich lineage of fruit bats I'm raising in my bat hutch.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' The Von Blaubloods... a rich lineage of fruit bats I'm raising in my bat hutch.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't care how cool their last name is. Tell 'em to stay out of my room!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't care how cool their last name is. Tell 'em to stay out of my room!
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:{{short hr}}
'''If discussed at any other time'''
'''If discussed at any other time'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aren't bat hutches supposed to be out-of-doors? Or in of Marzipan's bed?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aren't bat hutches supposed to be out-of-doors? Or in of Marzipan's bed?
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====Strong Sad → Security Jacket====
====Strong Sad → Security Jacket====
:'''Only available after the Fun Machine is given to Bubs'''
:'''Only available after the Fun Machine is given to Bubs'''
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In his hyping-it-up voice}'' Check out this article of clothing.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In his hyping-it-up voice}'' Check out this article of clothing.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' What is it?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' What is it?
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====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Angel====
====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Angel====
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:''First time only, and only if the Angel option is selected first''
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:''{First time only, and only if the Angel option is selected first}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a security jacket. Y'know, the kind worn by security guards at concerts.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a security jacket. Y'know, the kind worn by security guards at concerts.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, I can't stand those guys. They're always laughing at my press pass.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, I can't stand those guys. They're always laughing at my press pass.
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====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Devil====
====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Devil====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{If the Angel option was chosen first, add:'' It's not really a security jacket.''}'' It's a tour jacket for this hot new indie rock band called Security!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{If the Angel option is chosen first, add:'' It's not really a security jacket.''}'' It's a tour jacket for this hot new indie rock band called Security!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' "Security"? I've heard people talking about them. A lot of people.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' "Security"? I've heard people talking about them. A lot of people.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' See? They're hot!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' See? They're hot!
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===Bat Hutch===
===Bat Hutch===
:'''When Strong Sad is present'''
:'''When Strong Sad is present'''
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::''First time only''
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::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hollerin' Jimmy's Bat Hutch Kit? Since when do you keep bats in your room?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hollerin' Jimmy's Bat Hutch Kit? Since when do you keep bats in your room?
::'''STRONG SAD:''' Not just any bats. The Von Blaubloods are an extended family of majestic fruit bats. They inspire me.
::'''STRONG SAD:''' Not just any bats. The Von Blaubloods are an extended family of majestic fruit bats. They inspire me.
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===Camera===
===Camera===
:'''When Strong Sad is present'''
:'''When Strong Sad is present'''
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::''First time only''
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::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What's that?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What's that?
::'''STRONG SAD:''' That's my Totalmatic SuddenShot Camera. It's so obsolete that it actually uses a mysterious substance known as "film" to make pictures.
::'''STRONG SAD:''' That's my Totalmatic SuddenShot Camera. It's so obsolete that it actually uses a mysterious substance known as "film" to make pictures.
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===Strong Mad===
===Strong Mad===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, little man.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, little man.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' WHERE'S MY PICK?
:'''STRONG MAD:''' WHERE'S MY PICK?
====Strong Mad → Strong Mad ====
====Strong Mad → Strong Mad ====
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's new in your monosyllabic world?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's new in your monosyllabic world?
:'''STRONG MAD:''' COOL TAPES!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' COOL TAPES!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' It's not broken, there's just a crusty wad of jalapeno cheese spray stuck in the cartridge, see?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' It's not broken, there's just a crusty wad of jalapeno cheese spray stuck in the cartridge, see?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Taking the cheese}'' So THAT'S where you ran off to!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Taking the cheese}'' So THAT'S where you ran off to!
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:''{Strong Sad replaces the cartridge as Strong Bad sits down and tosses the piece of cheese into his mouth.}''
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:''{Strong Sad replaces the cartridge as Strong Bad sits down, and tosses the piece of cheese into his mouth.}''
:'''STRONG BAD, STRONG SAD, AND GAME LARRY:''' ''{Simultaneously}'' Rock and roll, baby!
:'''STRONG BAD, STRONG SAD, AND GAME LARRY:''' ''{Simultaneously}'' Rock and roll, baby!
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:''{Strong Bad plays the game as the credits roll. Snippets of songs featured in the game play over the credits.}''
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:''{Strong Bad plays the game as the credits roll}''
::'''SINGER:''' Boys, boys, boys! Toys, toys, toys! Boys, boys, boys! Toys, toys, toys!
::'''SINGER:''' Boys, boys, boys! Toys, toys, toys! Boys, boys, boys! Toys, toys, toys!
::''{Music fades to the Cool Tapes' ''Doin' the Wigglie''}''
::''{Music fades to the Cool Tapes' ''Doin' the Wigglie''}''
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::''{Music fades to ''Hugo Left Me''}''
::''{Music fades to ''Hugo Left Me''}''
::'''SINGER:''' Hugo left, Hugo left, oh, Hugo left me misera-bleh
::'''SINGER:''' Hugo left, Hugo left, oh, Hugo left me misera-bleh
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::''{Music fades to ''Three O'Clock Twist''}''
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::''{Music fades to ''Three O'Clock Twist ''}''
::'''SINGER:''' One more time, in case ya missed, it's the three o'clock twist!
::'''SINGER:''' One more time, in case ya missed, it's the three o'clock twist!
::''{Music fades to ''Slide to the Right''}''
::''{Music fades to ''Slide to the Right''}''
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::'''COACH Z:''' He's stealin' stuff from his own dang store!
::'''COACH Z:''' He's stealin' stuff from his own dang store!
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Simultaneously}'' I'm stealin' stuff from my own dang store!
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Simultaneously}'' I'm stealin' stuff from my own dang store!
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::''{Music fades to a heavy metal guitar finish.}''
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::''{Music fades to a heavy metal guitar finish}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! I almost got nailed by a surface-to-air Flying Vee! ''{Puts down the controller and stands up}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! I almost got nailed by a surface-to-air Flying Vee! ''{Puts down the controller and stands up}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Sounds pretty dangerous.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Sounds pretty dangerous.
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{{SBCG4AP}}
{{SBCG4AP}}
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{{stub}}
[[Category:Video Game Responses]]
[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

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