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==Strong Bad Emails==
==Strong Bad Emails==
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===When sitting down===
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====When sitting down====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' In a world of stupid emails... one man stands ready with his delete key...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' In a world of stupid emails... one man stands ready with his delete key...
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' 3... 2... 1... ignition. Gentlemen, we have emails.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' 3... 2... 1... ignition. Gentlemen, we have emails.
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===When deleting emails===
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====When deleting emails====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays, showing a red DELETED! screen which has the Female Lappy with devil horns.}''
:''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays, showing a red DELETED! screen which has the Female Lappy with devil horns.}''
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===When undeleting emails===
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====When undeleting emails====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Undeleted!  
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Undeleted!  
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays backwards, showing a cyan UNDELETED! screen.}''
:''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays backwards, showing a cyan UNDELETED! screen.}''
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===Email 1: Band Names===
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====Email 1: Band Names====
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: Band Names</div>
<div>subject: Band Names</div>
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's true, Brandy, all the good ones ARE taken. ''{clears screen}'' That's why you need to start thinking of futuristic band names like "My Personal Jetpack" or "The Robot Rebellion." ''{Stops typing}'' Ooh, ooh! ''{Starts typing}'' Or "Really, Really, REALLY, Tiny Cell Phone." That should be enough to get you started, but I'm gonna need my royalties in 2086 dollars, or Globnars, as they will then be called. ''{Line break}'' Thanks. SB.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's true, Brandy, all the good ones ARE taken. ''{clears screen}'' That's why you need to start thinking of futuristic band names like "My Personal Jetpack" or "The Robot Rebellion." ''{Stops typing}'' Ooh, ooh! ''{Starts typing}'' Or "Really, Really, REALLY, Tiny Cell Phone." That should be enough to get you started, but I'm gonna need my royalties in 2086 dollars, or Globnars, as they will then be called. ''{Line break}'' Thanks. SB.
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===Email 2: Rock Eras===
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====Email 2: Rock Eras====
:'''Appears when visiting Marzipan's house for the first time'''
:'''Appears when visiting Marzipan's house for the first time'''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry Mark. I don't validate. Maybe check with Bubs. But I can tell you exactly when rock rocked the hardest. When you're 18 to 24 years old. ''{clears screen}'' But if you're over 24 man, sucks to be you. Cause music rocks less and less with each passing year, until the next thing you know, you're listening to the oldies station and playing air guitar at a stop light next to a car full of teenagers that spit and laugh at you. Stupid kids. They call that noise music! ''{Line break}'' Curmudgeoninglyly, Strongbad.<!--sic-->
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry Mark. I don't validate. Maybe check with Bubs. But I can tell you exactly when rock rocked the hardest. When you're 18 to 24 years old. ''{clears screen}'' But if you're over 24 man, sucks to be you. Cause music rocks less and less with each passing year, until the next thing you know, you're listening to the oldies station and playing air guitar at a stop light next to a car full of teenagers that spit and laugh at you. Stupid kids. They call that noise music! ''{Line break}'' Curmudgeoninglyly, Strongbad.<!--sic-->
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===Email 3: Creeped Out===
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====Email 3: Creeped Out====
:'''Appears when visiting The Club for the first time'''
:'''Appears when visiting The Club for the first time'''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. How are you Cow Workers supposed to get them do-ggies rollin' if somebody's staring at you? ''{Clears screen}'' When people stare at me, I just divert their attention to something I want them to do, say, or buy for me. Or in your case, cows you'd like punched, barns you'd like raised, or trails you would like to see happy. ''{Line break}'' Yippie kiyiyay, Strongbad.<!--sic-->
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. How are you Cow Workers supposed to get them do-ggies rollin' if somebody's staring at you? ''{Clears screen}'' When people stare at me, I just divert their attention to something I want them to do, say, or buy for me. Or in your case, cows you'd like punched, barns you'd like raised, or trails you would like to see happy. ''{Line break}'' Yippie kiyiyay, Strongbad.<!--sic-->
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===Email 4: Bad Rock?===
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====Email 4: Bad Rock?====
:'''Appears the first time Strong Bad goes upstairs in the House of Strong in Extended Play'''
:'''Appears the first time Strong Bad goes upstairs in the House of Strong in Extended Play'''

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