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{{no-image}}[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[House of the Brothers Strong|House of Strong]] in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
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[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[House of the Brothers Strong|House of Strong]] in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
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{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}
{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}
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==Game Introduction==
 
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:''{Strong Bad enters the room from the direction of the basement sits at the Fun Machine}''
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Senor Fun Machine, let's see what you've got for me today...
 
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:''{Scene changes to the menu screen for [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey]].}''
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hot dang, it's Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, loosely based on the life and times of the coolest rock band in the world, Limozeen! Okay, hot babeliens, get ready to be rescued and romanced by my rock 'n' roll ruleage! Rrr.
 
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:''{The game starts automatically.}''
 
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:'''GAME LARRY:''' ''{Distorted monotone}'' Rock and roll, baby!
 
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:''{The player can now play the game, but after a short while, the game picture starts to distort, the colors fluctuate, until it eventually dissolves into a mess of symbols.}''
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, what was that? No... Please... No no no!
 
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:''{The game freezes completely, and a wisp of smoke comes out of the Fun Machine.}''
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' NOOOO!!! C'mon, man, don't do this to me!
 
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:''{A flock of bats flies into the room and start flying around Strong Bad's head. Strong Bad stands up and tries to bat them away.}''
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bleargh! Go on! Git! Scram!
 
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:''{The bats fly away. Strong Bad turns back to the Fun Machine}''
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, crapcakes. Not again! I just sprayed three cans of 4W DD in the cartridge slot this morning. Looks like I'll have to take it to the only fully-licensed Videlextrician in town... ''{sighs}'' Bubs. Don't worry, my poor broken Fun Machine, Bubs'll fix you up, better than new.
 
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:''{Strong Bad drops the controller and picks up the Fun Machine.}''
 
==Basement==
==Basement==
===Couch===
===Couch===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I haven't checked the couch for change, chips, or charred remains recently. ''{Checks the couch, finds pants}'' What's this? Nothin' says "I have no business wearing these" like leopard print pants! I may have to oil myself up just to fit in them at the photo booth!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I haven't checked the couch for change, chips, or charred remains recently. ''{Checks the couch, finds pants}'' What's this? Nothin' says "I have no business wearing these" like leopard print pants! I may have to oil myself up just to fit in them at the photo booth!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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===Television===
===Television===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cool, a marathon of those depressing rockumentaries! Uh-oh, they did the inverted negative photo thing... somebody's goin' to rehab...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cool, a marathon of those depressing rockumentaries! Uh-oh, they did the inverted negative photo thing... somebody's goin' to rehab...
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:''Second time only''
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:''{Second time only}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, this rockumentary's about that band, "Bigg Nife". No way! The lead singer's name isn't really "Rip Nife"? I feel so used!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, this rockumentary's about that band, "Bigg Nife." No way! The lead singer's name isn't really "Rip Nife?" I feel so used!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:''Each time thereafter''
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:''{Subsequent times}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do we really need a rockumentary about the guys who wrote "Left-Shift-Alt-Delete"?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do we really need a rockumentary about the guys who wrote "Left-Shift-Alt-Delete?"
===Trogdor Game===
===Trogdor Game===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Once those replacement parts clear customs, I'll be back to burninating peasants in the comfort of my basement, the way the good Lord Trogdor intended!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Once those replacement parts clear customs, I'll be back to burninating pesants in the comfort of my basement, the way the good Lord Trogdor intended!
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==Bathroom==
==Bathroom==
===LARP Sword===
===LARP Sword===
:'''When Strong Sad is present'''
:'''When Strong Sad is present'''
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::''First time only''
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::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, how'd you get your fake, dress-up sword out of Pompomerania, er, Club Technochocolate?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, how'd you get your fake, dress-up sword out of Pompomerania, er, Club Technochocolate?
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' That, my friend, is a tale fraught with intrigue, drama and mild adventure! It all started when—
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' That, my friend, is a tale fraught with intrigue, drama and mild adventure! It all started when--
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Yeah, yeah, stop talking. Can I borrow it?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Yeah, yeah, stop talking. Can I borrow it?
::'''STRONG SAD:''' No.
::'''STRONG SAD:''' No.
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===Toilet===
===Toilet===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a miracle the toilet is still functioning after the workout the King of Town gave it last month!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a miracle the toilet is still functioning after the workout the King of Town gave it last month!
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====Bleach → Shower, Sink or Toilet====
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not cleaning the bathroom, man; that's Strong Sad's job! Besides, I think this stuff is laundry bleach.
 
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:''{If subtitles are on, they instead read "The last time I mixed laundry bleach with the exotic chemicals Strong Sad uses to clean the bathroom, I accidentally created ketchup gas... which <!--sic; no "is"-->a lot like mustard gas only slower... and with tomatoes."}''
 
==Computer Room==
==Computer Room==
=== Light Switch ===
=== Light Switch ===
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:''{Strong Bad turns the switch off, waits, then turns it back on again.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Turns switch off, waits, then turns it back on again}''
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:''{The first time this is done, Strong Bad finds a page of his Limozeen game manual.}''
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''{The first time this is done, Strong Bad finds a page of his Limozeen game manual.}''
=== Rave Switch ===
=== Rave Switch ===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In rap rhythm}'' And now it's time for a breakdown... ''{Plays a [[techno]] rave}'' Ahh, that's the stuff.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In rap rhythm}'' And now it's time for a breakdown... ''{Plays a [[techno]] rave}'' Ahh, that's the stuff.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:''Third time only''
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:''{Third time only}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Plays a techno rave}'' Whoa, those spinny dots are making me see things.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Plays a [[techno]] rave}'' Whoa, those spinny dots are making me see things.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:''All other times''
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:''{All other times}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Plays a techno rave}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Plays a [[techno]] rave}''
=== Calendar ===
=== Calendar ===
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=== Plug ===
=== Plug ===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I think the Lappy's had enough juice for now... ''{Goes to unplug the Lappy and gets shocked}'' Yaaah! ''{Shaky voice}'' I guess not.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I think the Lappy's had enough juice for now... ''{Goes to unplug the Lappy and gets electrocuted}'' Yaaah! ''{Shaky voice}'' I guess not.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Goes to unplug the Lappy and gets shocked}'' Yaaah! Invigorating.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Goes to unplug the Lappy and gets electrocuted}'' Yaaah! Invigorating.
=== Sign ===
=== Sign ===
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===Microwave===
===Microwave===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Touches the microwave and gets shocked}'' Yaaah! Geez, think someone balled up a bunch of forks and stuck them in there... yesterday.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Touches the microwave and gets electrocuted}'' Yaaah! Geez, think someone balled up a bunch of forks and stuck them in there... yesterday.
===Cereal===
===Cereal===
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===Dead Plant===
===Dead Plant===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' We're keeping the rotting corpse of Charlemagne around in the hopes that he'll one day rise from the grave.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' We're keeping the rotting corpse of Charlemange around in the hopes that he'll one day rise from the grave.
==Laundry Room==
==Laundry Room==
===Box===
===Box===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under box}'' A "sloshy" T-shirt? Those glasses-wearing short hair-havers? I guess I'll put it in my pan-dimensional photo booth...
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under box}'' A "sloshy" t-shirt? Those glasses-wearing short hair-havers? I guess I'll put it in my pan-dimensional photo booth...
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope.
===Dryer===
===Dryer===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Last month, Strong Sad sat me down and explained the ins and outs of the "washing machine" to me. The dry-er, however, remains as enigmatic as ever.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Last month, Strong Sad sat me down and explained the ins and outs of the "washing mashine" to me. The dry-er, however, remains as enigmatic as ever.
====Bleach &rarr; Dryer====
====Bleach &rarr; Dryer====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' The last time I put bleach in the dryer, all of Strong Sad's underwears disintegrated... which sounds really cool, until you contemplate the horror of... freewheelin' Strong Sad!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' The last time I put bleach in the dryer, all of Strong Sad's underwears distintegrated... which sounds really cool, until you contemplate the horror of... freewheelin' Strong Sad!
====Bats &rarr; Dryer====
====Bats &rarr; Dryer====
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===Washer===
===Washer===
:'''If the bats are not inside'''
:'''If the bats are not inside'''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Kicks washer, which runs. When done, the lid pops open and Strong Bad looks inside}'' Water&mdash; successfully wasted.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Kicks washer, which runs. When done, the lid pops open and Strong Bad looks inside}'' Water - Successfully wasted.
:'''If the bats but not the bleach is inside'''
:'''If the bats but not the bleach is inside'''
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::''First time only''
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::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Runs the washer, then gets the bats out}'' Hmm. Clean bats. Guess I should have expected that.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Runs the washer, then gets the bats out}'' Hmm. Clean bats. Guess I should have expected that.
::{{short hr}}
::{{short hr}}
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====Bleach &rarr; Washer====
====Bleach &rarr; Washer====
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' This oughta get the tough stains out of, well, anything.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' This oughtta get the tough stains out of, well anything
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd better save some of this bleach for later. It might come in handy.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd better save some of this bleach for later. It might come in handy.
====Bat Hutch &rarr; Washer====
====Bat Hutch &rarr; Washer====
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sings}'' Washing up Strong Sad's bats... maybe someday, I should wash my pants.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sings}'' Washing up Strong Sad's bats... maybe someday, I should wash my pants.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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===Box of Records===
===Box of Records===
:'''Only appears during the Battle of the Bands'''
:'''Only appears during the Battle of the Bands'''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, It's a box of Strong Sad's old records. I better borrow them for safe-keeping; they could get scratched sitting there in that box. ''{Takes the box}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, It's a box of Strong Sad's old records. I better borrow them for safe-keeping; they could get scratched sitting there in that box. ''{Takes the box}''
===Luxa Lounger===
===Luxa Lounger===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, something's wedged in the Luxa Lounger... ''{reclines chair, finds shot glass}'' Whoa! Oh man. It's a Limozeen shot glass featuring High-Kicking Larry Palaroncini!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, something's wedged in the Luxa-lounger... ''{reclines chair, finds shot glass}'' Whoa! Oh man. It's a Limozeen shot glass featuring High-Kicking Larry Palaroncini!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:''{Strong Bad reclines/unreclines chair}''
:''{Strong Bad reclines/unreclines chair}''
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====Photo &rarr; Mailbox====
====Photo &rarr; Mailbox====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's do this thing. ''{Gets out the photo and writes on the back}'' Win a day with Limozeen constest... Staten Island... 10301. Limozeen album immortality, here I come! ''{Strong Bad puts the photo into the mailbox and closes it. Screen wipes to black, and back to Strong Bad opening the mailbox again, pulling out a letter. He reads}'' Dear Mr. Bad, are you ready to rock harder than anyone in your pimply male teenage peer group has ever rocked? Because your bodacious album cover is the ''{increases his excitement tone of voice here}'' winner of the Rip-Roarin' Rock-dezvous with Limozeen contest! Just let us know when and where and we'll be there, ready to sock your rocks off! Keep on 'zeening, Limozeen. ''{Puts the letter away}'' All right!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's do this thing. ''{Gets out the photo and writes on the back}'' Win a day with Limozeen constest... Staten Island... 10301. Limozeen album immortaility, here I come! ''{Strong Bad puts the photo into the mailbox and closes it. Screen wipes to black, and back to Strong Bad opening the mailbox again, pulling out a letter. He reads}'' Dear Mr. Bad, are you ready to rock harder than anyone in your pimply male teenage peer group has ever rocked? Because your bodacious album cover is the ''{increases his excitement tone of voice here}'' winner of the Rip-Roarin' Rock-dezvous with Limozeen contest! Just let us know when and where and we'll be there, ready to sock your rocks off! Keep on 'zeening, Limozeen. ''{Puts the letter away}'' All right!
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:'''If Strong Sad already has the security jacket, continue below'''
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:'''If Strong Sad already has the security jacket'''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if Bubs'll let me start looking for bands now...
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if Bubs'll let me start looking for bands now...
===Box===
===Box===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Box peering guy, hey! ''{Finds a shot glass}'' Whoa, it's a shot glass with generically tall Limozeen bass player Perry Palaroncini!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Box peering guy, hey! ''{Finds a shot glass}'' Whoa, it's a shot glass with generically tall Limozeen bass player Perry Palaroncini!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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==Strong Bad Emails==
==Strong Bad Emails==
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===When sitting down===
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====When sitting down====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' In a world of stupid emails... one man stands ready with his delete key...
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' In a world of stupid e-mails... one man stands ready with his delete key...
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' When I say "e" you say "mail"! "E"! "Mail"! "E"! "Mail!"
:'''STRONG BAD:''' When I say "e" you say "mail"! "E"! "Mail"! "E"! "Mail!"
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Email. Ch-ch-choo-wih-choo-wih email.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' E-mail. Ch-ch-choo-wih-choo-wih e-mail.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Starting soft, getting louder}'' Emails, emails, emails, EMAILS!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Starting soft, getting louder}'' E-mails, e-mails, e-mails, E-MAILS!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' 3... 2... 1... ignition. Gentlemen, we have emails.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' 3... 2... 1... ignition. Gentlemen, we have e-mails.
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===When deleting emails===
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====When deleting e-mails====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the DELETED!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the DELETED!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-leted!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-leted
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:''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays, showing a red DELETED! screen which has the Female Lappy with devil horns.}''
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''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays, showing a red DELETED! screen which has the Female Lappy with devil horns.}''
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===When undeleting emails===
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====When undeleting e-mails====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Undeleted!  
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Undeleted!  
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted no more!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted no more!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' Undeleted and it feels so good!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' Undeleted and it feels so good
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' This email is undeleted for good behavior.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' This e-mail is undeleted for good behavior.
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:''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays backwards, showing a cyan UNDELETED! screen.}''
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''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays backwards, showing a cyan UNDELETED! screen.}''
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===Email 1: Band Names===
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====E-mail 1: Band Names====
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>subject: Band Names</div>
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<div>Band Names</div>
Yo, S to the B,<br/>
Yo, S to the B,<br/>
I'm trying to come up with a good name for my band, but it<br>
I'm trying to come up with a good name for my band, but it<br>
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No-Name Brand Band
No-Name Brand Band
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's true, Brandy, all the good ones ARE taken. ''{clears screen}'' That's why you need to start thinking of futuristic band names like "My Personal Jetpack" or "The Robot Rebellion." ''{Stops typing}'' Ooh, ooh! ''{Starts typing}'' Or "Really, Really, REALLY, Tiny Cell Phone." That should be enough to get you started, but I'm gonna need my royalties in 2086 dollars, or Globnars, as they will then be called. ''{Line break}'' Thanks. SB.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's true, Brandy, all the good ones ARE taken. ''{clears screen}'' That's why you need to start thinking of futuristic band names link "My Personal Jetpack" or "The Robot Rebellion." ''{Stops typing}'' Ooh, ooh! ''{Starts typing}'' Or "Really, Really, REALLY, Tiny Cell Phone." That should be enough to get you started, but I'm gonna need my royalties in 2086 dollars, or Globnars, as they will then be called. ''{Line break}'' Thanks. SB.
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===Email 2: Rock Eras===
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====E-mail 2: Rock Eras====
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:'''Appears when visiting Marzipan's house for the first time'''
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'''Appears when visiting Marzipan's house for the first time'''
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>subject: Rock Eras</div>
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<div>Rock Eras</div>
Dear Strong Bad,<br/>
Dear Strong Bad,<br/>
In your opinion, what era of rock rocked the hardest?<br>
In your opinion, what era of rock rocked the hardest?<br>
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Mark Darin
Mark Darin
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
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:''{Strong Bad sings the word "Darin" in a high-pitched voice.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sings the word "Darin" in a high-pitched voice)'' Sorry Mark. I don't validate. Maybe check with Bubs. But I can tell you exactly when rock rocked the hardest. When you're 18 to 24 years old. ''{clears screen}'' But if you're over 24 man, sucks to be you. Cause music rocks less and less with each passing year, until the next thing you know, you're listening to the oldies station and playing air guitar at a stop light next to a car full of teenagers that spit and laugh at you. Stupid kids. They call that noise music! ''{Line break}'' Curmudgeoninglyly, Strongbad. <!--Sic -->
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry Mark. I don't validate. Maybe check with Bubs. But I can tell you exactly when rock rocked the hardest. When you're 18 to 24 years old. ''{clears screen}'' But if you're over 24 man, sucks to be you. Cause music rocks less and less with each passing year, until the next thing you know, you're listening to the oldies station and playing air guitar at a stop light next to a car full of teenagers that spit and laugh at you. Stupid kids. They call that noise music! ''{Line break}'' Curmudgeoninglyly, Strongbad.<!--sic-->
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====E-mail 3: Creeped Out====
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'''Appears when visiting The Club for the first time'''
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===Email 3: Creeped Out===
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:'''Appears when visiting The Club for the first time'''
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<blockquote class="lappy email">
<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>subject: Creeped Out</div>
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<div>Creeped Out</div>
Dear Strong,<br/>
Dear Strong,<br/>
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<span style="visibility:hidden">_</span>You've gotta help me! One of my coworkers won't<br>
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<font color=black>_</font>You've gotta help me! One of my coworkers won't<br>
stop staring at me!<br>
stop staring at me!<br>
<br>
<br>
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P. Louise
P. Louise
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
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:''{Strong Bad pronounces coworkers as "cow-workers" and the name as "Plou-ise".}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pronounces coworkers as "cow-workers" and the name as "Plou-ise"}'' Yeah. How are you Cow Workers supposed to get them do-ggies rollin' if somebody's staring at you? ''{Clears screen}'' When people stare at me, I just divert their attention to something I want them to do, say, or buy for me. Or in your case, cows you'd like punched, barns you'd like raised, or trails you would like to see happy. ''{Line break}'' Yippie kiyiyay, Strongbad. <!--Sic -->
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. How are you Cow Workers supposed to get them do-ggies rollin' if somebody's staring at you? ''{Clears screen}'' When people stare at me, I just divert their attention to something I want them to do, say, or buy for me. Or in your case, cows you'd like punched, barns you'd like raised, or trails you would like to see happy. ''{Line break}'' Yippie kiyiyay, Strongbad.<!--sic-->
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====E-mail 4: Bad Rock?====
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'''Appears the first time Strong Bad goes upstairs in the House of Strong in Extended Play'''
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===Email 4: Bad Rock?===
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:'''Appears the first time Strong Bad goes upstairs in the House of Strong in Extended Play'''
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<blockquote class="lappy email">
<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>subject: Bad Rock?</div>
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<div>Bad Rock?</div>
Dear Mr. B,<br/>
Dear Mr. B,<br/>
What's the worst thing you can do in a rock 'n' roll song?<br>
What's the worst thing you can do in a rock 'n' roll song?<br>
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Mike S.
Mike S.
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
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:''{Strong Bad pronounces "worst" as "woist", and the name as "Mikes".}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pronounces "worst" as "woist", and the name as "Mikes"}'' Well, assorted Mikes. You've already committed the worst offence just in your email. ''{Clears screen}'' You referred to "Rock 'n' Roll." You sound like a dad, man! ''{Strong Bad pauses for the comma, but does not type it}'' Oh how-de-hey boys, did you attend a Rock and Roll concerto last night featuring the latest in Rock and Roll bands? What's next? You gonna ask me what video game tapes I have for my new Intenduh system? ''{Line break}'' You're real hip dude, Mike. Nice work.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, assorted Mikes. You've already committed the worst offence just in your email. ''{Clears screen}'' You referred to "Rock 'n' Roll." You sound like a dad, man! ''{Strong Bad pauses for the comma, but does not type it}'' Oh how-de-hey boys, did you attend a Rock and Roll concerto last night featuring the latest in Rock and Roll bands? What's next? You gonna ask me what video game tapes I have for my new Intenduh system? ''{Line break}'' You're real hip dude, Mike. Nice work.
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==Strong Bad's Room==
==Strong Bad's Room==
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===Game Introduction===
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:''{Strong Bad enters the room from the direction of the basement sits at the Fun Machine}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Senor Fun Machine, let's see what you've got for me today...
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:''{Scene changes to the menu screen for [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey]]}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hot dang, it's Limozeen's Hot Babelien Oddysey, loosely based on the life and times of the coolest rock band in the world, Limozeen! Okay, hot babeliens, get ready to be rescued and romanced by my rock 'n' roll ruleage! Rrr.
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:''{The game starts automatically}''
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:'''GAME LARRY:''' ''{Distorted monotone}'' Rock and roll, baby!
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:''{The player can now play the game, but after a short while, the game picture starts to distort, the colors fluctuate, until it eventually dissolves into a mess of symbols.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, what was that? No... Please... No no no!
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:''{The game freezes completely, and a wisp of smoke comes out of the Fun Machine.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' '''NOOOO!!!''' C'mon, man, don't do this to me!
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:''{A flock of bats flies into the room and start flying around Strong Bad's head. Strong Bad stands up and tries to bat them away.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bleargh! Go on! Git! Scram!
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:''{The bats fly away. Strong Bad turns back to the Fun Machine}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, crapcakes. Not again! I just sprayed three cans of 4W DD in the cartridge slot this morning. Looks like I'll have to take it to the only fully-licenced Videlextrician in town... (sigh) Bubs. Don't worry, my poor broken Fun Machine, Bubs'll fix you up, better than new.
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:''{Strong Bad drops the controller and picks up the Fun Machine}''
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===Game Epilogue===
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:'''ON-SCREEN TEXT:''' EXTENDED PLAY UNLOCKED
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:''{Strong Bad walks from the front door to the TV, carrying the Fun Machine. The only visible sign of repair is a pair of crossed band-aids stuck to the top surface.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, between the recording session, the world tour, the fall from glory, the reunion tour, the series of painful rabies shots, I almost forgot to pick up my Fun Machine from Bubs! ''{Puts the Fun Machine down in front of the TV, and pulls out the Limozeen game cartridge.}'' Let the Hot Babelien Oddysey finally commence! ''{Jams the cartridge into the Fun Machine, and sits down to play. Almost immediately, the Fun Machine starts smoking again.}'' What the crippity-crap!? BUUUUBS!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Appears in the doorway}'' Could you keep it down? I'm working on the screenplay adaptation of my prize-winning articles that I never wrote!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs totally ripped me off, man! Like, more than usual! The Fun Machine is just as broke as ever!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Inspects the Fun Machine}'' Hmmm... aha! ''{Pulls out the game cartridge}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' What?
 +
:'''STRONG SAD:''' It's not broken, there's just a crusty wad of jalapeno cheese spray stuck in the cartridge, see?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Taking the cheese}'' So THAT'S where you ran off to!
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:''{Strong Sad replaces the cartridge as Strong Bad sits down, and tosses the piece of cheese into his mouth.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD/STRONG SAD/GAME LARRY:''' ''{Simultaneously}'' Rock and roll, baby!
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:''{Strong Bad plays the game as the credits roll}''
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::'''SINGER:''' Boys, boys, boys! Toys, toys, toys! Boys, boys, boys! Toys, toys, toys!
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::''{Music fades to the Cool Tapes' ''Doin' the Wigglie''}''
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::'''MARZIPAN:''' We're Cool Tapes and we're all jiggly.
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::'''MARSHIE:''' Ooooo!
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::'''MARZIPAN:''' Stuck in here with Marshie and we're doin' the Wigglie.
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::'''MARSHIE:''' Doin' the Wigglie! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle...
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::''{Music fades to ''Hugo Left Me''}''
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::'''SINGER:''' Hugo left, Hugo left, oh, Hugo left me misera-bleh
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::''{Music fades to ''Three O'Clock Twist ''}''
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::'''SINGER:''' One more time,in case ya missed, it's the three o'clock twist
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::''{Music fades to ''Slide to the Right''}''
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::'''SINGER:''' You gotta slide to the right, y'all bridesmaids!
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::'''BACKING VOCALS:''' Slide to the right!
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::''{Music fades to ''Left-Shift-Alt-Delete''}''
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::'''SINGER:''' Left-shift, left-shift, left-shift-alt-delete
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::''{Music fades to the Two-O-Duo's ''Stealin' Stuff from My Own Store''}''
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::'''COACH Z:''' ...and so I throw a fruit punch all the time!
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::'''BUBS:''' I may be soft 'round the middle but I'm still hardcore
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::'''COACH Z/BUBS:'''  He's/I'm stealin' stuff from his/my own dang store!
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::''{Music fades to a heavy metal guitar finish}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! I almost got nailed by a surface-to-air Flying Vee! ''{Puts down the controller and stands up}''
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Sounds pretty dangerous.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, sounds...
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:''{Zoom in on the Dangeresque 3 poster as Strong Bad sings the Dangeresque theme song. Fade to black. The [[Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective#Preview_Transcript|Dangeresque 3 preview]] then plays.}''
===Videlectrix Poster===
===Videlectrix Poster===
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===Drawing Table===
===Drawing Table===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Time for a little bit of randomly violent Teen Girl Squad fun! ''{Looks at the table}'' What the crap? Where'd all my notebook paper go? How can I draw any new episodes without any loose-leaf?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Time for a little bit of randomly violent Teen Girl Squad fun! ''{Looks at the table}'' What the crap? Where'd all my notebook paper go? How can I draw any new episodes without any loose-leaf?
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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====Limozeen Coloring Book &rarr; Drawing Table====
====Limozeen Coloring Book &rarr; Drawing Table====
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Forget stupid note cards hidden under boxes, I just got the bestest Teen Girl Squad idea ever! ''{The player is now shown [[Teen Girl Squad meets Limozeen]]}'' Whoa, that turned out awesome! I should start Teen Girl Squadding our entire set of encyclopedias next!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Forget stupid note cards hidden under boxes, I just got the bestest Teen Girl Squad idea ever! ''{The player is now shown [[Teen Girl Squad meets Limozeen]]}'' Whoa, that turned out awesome! I should start Teen Girl Squadding our entire set of encyclopedias next!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I think the Teen Girl Squad's been put through the rusty metal wringer enough for one day.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I think the Teen Girl Squad's been put through the rusty metal wringer enough for one day.
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====Entry Forms, Glossy or Photo &rarr; Drawing Table====
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a really good idea! But it's wrong.
 
===Metal Detector===
===Metal Detector===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right: the Taranchula Black Metal Detector, now with built-in shovel attachment! ''{Takes the metal detector and shovel}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right: the Taranchula Black Metal Detector, now with built-in shovel attachment!!! ''{Takes the metal detector and shovel}''
===Fun Machine===
===Fun Machine===
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Step onto the bus, ladies!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Step onto the bus, ladies!
::{{short hr}}
::{{short hr}}
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' In space, no one can hear you squeeeal!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' In space, no one can year you squeeeal!
::{{short hr}}
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ask not what Limozeen can do for hot babelien groupies!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ask not what Limozeen can do for hot babelien groupies!
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' You've won this battle, groupie-hoarding alien scum, but the war will be Limozeen's!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You've won this battle, groupie-hoarding alien scum, but the war will be Limozeen's!
::{{short hr}}
::{{short hr}}
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, THAT was embarrassing.
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well THAT was embarrassing.
===Seven-track===
===Seven-track===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' The TV seems so lonely without the Fun Machine.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The TV seems so lonely without the Fun Machine.
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:'''In extended play, it performs the same function as clicking on the Fun Machine'''
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:''In extended play, it performs the same function as clicking on the Fun Machine''
===Messy Pile===
===Messy Pile===
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' C'mon pile, I know you got some change in there! I'll even take Canadian coins at this point. ''{Looks in the pile}'' Aww, man, not even a single Loonie.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' C'mon pile, I know you got some change in there! I'll even take Canadian coins at this point. ''{Looks in the pile}'' Aww, man, not even a single Loonie.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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====Strong Sad &rarr; Strong Sad ====
====Strong Sad &rarr; Strong Sad ====
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:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sure I will instantly regret asking you this, but whatcha doin'?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sure I will instantly regret asking you this, but whatcha doin'?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I've finally decided to pursue my dream of becoming a snooty rock 'n' roll journalist.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I've finally decided to pursue my dream of becoming a snooty rock 'n' roll journalist.
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:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I forget. What are you doing again?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I forget. What are you doing again?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm preparing to set sail on my dream of becoming a snooty rock 'n' roll&mdash;
+
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm preparing to set sail on my dream of becoming a snooty rock 'n' roll--
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Laughs}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Laughs}''
-
:'''STRONG SAD:''' &mdash;journalist.
+
:'''STRONG SAD:''' --journalist.
====Strong Sad &rarr; Fun Machine ====
====Strong Sad &rarr; Fun Machine ====
:'''Only available before the Fun Machine is given to Bubs'''
:'''Only available before the Fun Machine is given to Bubs'''
-
:''First time only''
+
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know how to tell you this, but someone broke the Fun Machine.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know how to tell you this, but someone broke the Fun Machine.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Someone?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Someone?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' The Von Blaubloods... a rich lineage of fruit bats I'm raising in my bat hutch.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' The Von Blaubloods... a rich lineage of fruit bats I'm raising in my bat hutch.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't care how cool their last name is. Tell 'em to stay out of my room!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't care how cool their last name is. Tell 'em to stay out of my room!
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:{{short hr}}
'''If discussed at any other time'''
'''If discussed at any other time'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aren't bat hutches supposed to be out-of-doors? Or in of Marzipan's bed?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aren't bat hutches supposed to be out-of-doors? Or in of Marzipan's bed?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Normally, but the Von Blaubloods love the delicate mixture of dank and damp here in my room.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Normally, but the von Blaubloods love the delicate mixture of dank and damp here in my room.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Normally I think bats are pretty cool, especially when someone's biting the heads off them at the climax of an awesome concert, but ''{shouts}'' NOT WHEN THEY'RE IN MY FREAKING HOUSE! OUT! OUT! OUT!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Normally I think bats are pretty cool (especially when someone's biting the heads off them at the climax of an awesome concert), but ''{shouts}'' NOT WHEN THEY'RE IN MY FREAKING HOUSE! OUT! OUT! OUT!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' No, no, no.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' No, no, no.
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====Strong Sad &rarr; Security Jacket====
====Strong Sad &rarr; Security Jacket====
:'''Only available after the Fun Machine is given to Bubs'''
:'''Only available after the Fun Machine is given to Bubs'''
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:''First time only''
+
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In his hyping-it-up voice}'' Check out this article of clothing.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In his hyping-it-up voice}'' Check out this article of clothing.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' What is it?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' What is it?
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====Strong Sad &rarr; Security Jacket &rarr; Angel====
====Strong Sad &rarr; Security Jacket &rarr; Angel====
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:''First time only, and only if the Angel option is selected first''
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:''{First time only, and only if the Angel option is selected first}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a security jacket. Y'know, the kind worn by security guards at concerts.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a security jacket. Y'know, the kind worn by security guards at concerts.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, I can't stand those guys. They're always laughing at my press pass.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, I can't stand those guys. They're always laughing at my press pass.
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====Strong Sad &rarr; Security Jacket &rarr; Devil====
====Strong Sad &rarr; Security Jacket &rarr; Devil====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{If the Angel option was chosen first, add:'' It's not really a security jacket.''}'' It's a tour jacket for this hot new indie rock band called Security!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{If the Angel option is chosen first, add:'' It's not really a security jacket.''}'' It's a tour jacket for this hot new indie rock band called Security!
-
:'''STRONG SAD:''' "Security"? I've heard people talking about them. A lot of people.
+
:'''STRONG SAD:''' "Security?" I've heard people talking about them. A lot of people.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' See? They're hot!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' See? They're hot!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' But talk is cheap. Real indie bands have street teams that use guerilla marketing tactics to get their name and logo up all over the place.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' But talk is cheap. Real indie bands have street teams that use guerilla marketing tactics to get their name and logo up all over the place.
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===Bat Hutch===
===Bat Hutch===
:'''When Strong Sad is present'''
:'''When Strong Sad is present'''
-
::''First time only''
+
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hollerin' Jimmy's Bat Hutch Kit? Since when do you keep bats in your room?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hollerin' Jimmy's Bat Hutch Kit? Since when do you keep bats in your room?
-
::'''STRONG SAD:''' Not just any bats. The Von Blaubloods are an extended family of majestic fruit bats. They inspire me.
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::'''STRONG SAD:''' Not just any bats. The von Blaubloods are an extended family of majestic fruit bats. They inspire me.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' To what, get rabies?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' To what, get rabies?
::{{short hr}}
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Can I borrow your bat hutch? I, uh, wanna do that thing with the tin foil that screws up their sonar.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Can I borrow your bat hutch? I, uh, wanna do that thing with the tin foil that screws up their sonar.
-
::'''STRONG SAD:''' You leave the Von Blaubloods alone!
+
::'''STRONG SAD:''' You leave the von Blaubloods alone!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, geez. Don't foam at the mouth.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, geez. Don't foam at the mouth.
:'''When Strong Sad is absent'''
:'''When Strong Sad is absent'''
-
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sings while taking the bat hutch}'' Puttin' bat hutches in my pants... hope I don't get bit.
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sings while taking the bat huch}'' Puttin' bat hutches in my pants... hope I don't get bit.
===Bookcase===
===Bookcase===
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===Camera===
===Camera===
:'''When Strong Sad is present'''
:'''When Strong Sad is present'''
-
::''First time only''
+
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What's that?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What's that?
::'''STRONG SAD:''' That's my Totalmatic SuddenShot Camera. It's so obsolete that it actually uses a mysterious substance known as "film" to make pictures.
::'''STRONG SAD:''' That's my Totalmatic SuddenShot Camera. It's so obsolete that it actually uses a mysterious substance known as "film" to make pictures.
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===Strong Mad===
===Strong Mad===
-
:''First time only''
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:''{First time only}''
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, little man.
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, little man
:'''STRONG MAD:''' WHERE'S MY PICK?
:'''STRONG MAD:''' WHERE'S MY PICK?
====Strong Mad &rarr; Strong Mad ====
====Strong Mad &rarr; Strong Mad ====
-
:''First time only''
+
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's new in your monosyllabic world?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's new in your monosyllabic world?
:'''STRONG MAD:''' COOL TAPES!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' COOL TAPES!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Now don't freak out, big fella, but I've got some bad news about the Fun Machine...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Now don't freak out, big fella, but I've got some bad news about the Fun Machine...
:'''STRONG MAD:''' FUN MACHINE OKAY?
:'''STRONG MAD:''' FUN MACHINE OKAY?
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Not exactly... see, there's been an accident, and&mdash;
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Not exactly... see, there's been an accident, and--
:'''STRONG MAD:''' MAKE BETTER! MUST PLAY LADY SNAKE PARADE!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' MAKE BETTER! MUST PLAY LADY SNAKE PARADE!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay! I'll make the Fun Machine better! Man...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay! I'll make the Fun Machine better! Man...
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====Strong Mad &rarr; Cancel====
====Strong Mad &rarr; Cancel====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, this has been fascinating and articulate, but I've got a Fun Machine to repair. See you later, S-Mad.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well this has been fascinating and articulate, but I've got a Fun Machine to repair. See you later, S-Mad
===Dresser===
===Dresser===
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===Bass Guitar===
===Bass Guitar===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad plays a heavy bass&mdash; literally. The strings are actually those cables they use to hold up bridges.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad plays a heavy bass - literally. The strings are actually those cables they use to hold up bridges.
===Dumbell===
===Dumbell===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is Belinda, Strong Mad's favorite dumbell. She's a bit on the heavy side, but she has a great personality.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is Belinda, Strong Mad's favourite dumbell. She's a bit on the heavy side, but she has a great personality.
===Right Closet Door===
===Right Closet Door===
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:'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' ''{Dramatic shot}'' Come on in here!
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:'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' ''{Dramatic shot}'' Come on in here!
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie ''{Strong Bad jumps all over the place, and eventually closes the closet door.}'' ''Man'', that painting is creepy.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' A-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie ''{Strong Bad jumps all over the place, and eventually closes the closet door.}'' Man, that painting is creepy.
===Left Closet Door===
===Left Closet Door===
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:'''When Strong Mad is absent'''
:'''When Strong Mad is absent'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the mighty Poodonkis. His natural camouflage made him virtually invisible to predators in his native environment... which was, apparently, a clown's house. ''{Takes Poodonkis}''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the mighty Poodonkis. His natural camoflague made him virtually invisible to predators in his native environment... which was, apparently, a clown's house. ''{Takes Poodonkis}''
-
 
+
-
==Game Epilogue==
+
-
:'''ON-SCREEN TEXT:''' EXTENDED PLAY UNLOCKED
+
-
:''{Strong Bad walks from the front door to the TV, carrying the Fun Machine. The only visible sign of repair is a pair of crossed band-aids stuck to the top surface.}''
+
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, between the recording session, the world tour, the fall from glory, the reunion tour, the series of painful rabies shots, I almost forgot to pick up my Fun Machine from Bubs! ''{Puts the Fun Machine down in front of the TV, and pulls out the Limozeen game cartridge.}'' Let the Hot Babelien Oddysey finally commence! ''{Jams the cartridge into the Fun Machine, and sits down to play. Almost immediately, the Fun Machine starts smoking again.}'' What the crippity-crap!? BUUUUBS!
+
-
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Appears in the doorway}'' Could you keep it down? I'm working on the screenplay adaptation of my prize-winning articles that I never wrote!
+
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs totally ripped me off, man! Like, more than usual! The Fun Machine is just as broke as ever!
+
-
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Inspects the Fun Machine}'' Hmmm... aha! ''{Pulls out the game cartridge}''
+
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What?
+
-
:'''STRONG SAD:''' It's not broken, there's just a crusty wad of jalapeno cheese spray stuck in the cartridge, see?
+
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Taking the cheese}'' So THAT'S where you ran off to!
+
-
:''{Strong Sad replaces the cartridge as Strong Bad sits down and tosses the piece of cheese into his mouth.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD, STRONG SAD, AND GAME LARRY:''' ''{Simultaneously}'' Rock and roll, baby!
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:''{Strong Bad plays the game as the credits roll. Snippets of songs featured in the game play over the credits.}''
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::'''SINGER:''' Boys, boys, boys! Toys, toys, toys! Boys, boys, boys! Toys, toys, toys!
+
-
::''{Music fades to the Cool Tapes' ''Doin' the Wigglie''}''
+
-
::'''MARZIPAN:''' We're Cool Tapes and we're all jiggly.
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-
::'''MARSHIE:''' Ooooo!
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-
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Stuck in here with Marshie and we're doin' the Wigglie.
+
-
::'''MARSHIE:''' Doin' the Wigglie! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle...
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-
::''{Music fades to ''Hugo Left Me''}''
+
-
::'''SINGER:''' Hugo left, Hugo left, oh, Hugo left me misera-bleh
+
-
::''{Music fades to ''Three O'Clock Twist''}''
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-
::'''SINGER:''' One more time, in case ya missed, it's the three o'clock twist!
+
-
::''{Music fades to ''Slide to the Right''}''
+
-
::'''SINGER:''' You gotta slide to the right, y'all bridesmaids!
+
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::'''BACKING VOCALS:''' Slide to the right!
+
-
::''{Music fades to ''Left-Shift-Alt-Delete''}''
+
-
::'''SINGER:''' Left-shift, left-shift, left-shift-alt-delete
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-
::''{Music fades to the Two-O-Duo's ''Stealin' Stuff from My Own Store''}''
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-
::'''COACH Z:''' ...and so I throw a fruit punch all the time!
+
-
::'''BUBS:''' I may be soft 'round the middle but I'm still hardcore!
+
-
::'''COACH Z:''' He's stealin' stuff from his own dang store!
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-
::'''BUBS:''' ''{Simultaneously}'' I'm stealin' stuff from my own dang store!
+
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::''{Music fades to a heavy metal guitar finish.}''
+
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! I almost got nailed by a surface-to-air Flying Vee! ''{Puts down the controller and stands up}''
+
-
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Sounds pretty dangerous.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, sounds...
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:''{Zoom in on the Dangeresque 3 poster as Strong Bad sings the Dangeresque theme song. Fade to black. The [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective#Preview Transcript|Dangeresque 3 preview]] then plays.}''
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{{SBCG4AP}}
{{SBCG4AP}}
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{{stub}}
[[Category:Video Game Responses]]
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