Axes

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Axes are sharp weapons which can be brought into battle or be used for splitting things in two. Also, as "axe" is a synonym for a type of guitar, many skilled guitarists are able to shred on their axes and chop with their guitars.

Appearances

• Some Stupid Turkey — An axe swings down from Hammerspace to chop off the head of Strong Bad's turkey costume.
• Email dragon — Trogdor the man holds a large battle axe.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 5 — President George Washington holds an axe.
• Email other days — On Sundays, Strong Bad claims he takes battle axe lessons with Dolph Hauldhagen at the rec center.
• Sketchbook (9 Sep 2004) — The sketch is captioned "king S.B. with fish & axe" (depicting an electric guitar).
• Email geddup noise — The game Axe of Rage (also called Barbarian II: The Dungeon of Drax) is seen in the floppy disk container.
• Lappynapped! — A flyer advertising Dolph Hauldhagen's battle axe lessons appears on the bulletin board; an Easter egg has him leaving a message on Strong Bad's answering machine.
• Email slumber party — One of the slumber party games Strong Bad likes to play is Bed Axe.
• Email rated — One of the triple-R-rated movies Strong Bad lists is called Axe-Gun, Legends of the Brain-Outener.
• Email your edge — Strong Bad has several axes in his arsenal of edge-havery.
• Baddest of the Bands — The King of Town's guitar is so sharp, he wields it like an axe to help Strong Bad cut a rope.
• Poker Night at the Inventory — Strong Bad's character bio states that one of the things he likes is "guitar-axes (both guitars with a sharp edge and axes that go "squiddelydoo" when they chop wood)".
• Crystal Fortress — Strong Bad transforms the Stave It Off Guy into a frightful heavy metal musician, complete with a guitar resembling a sharp axe.
• Xeriously Forxe — The Smith carries an axe in place of a shovel.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 — A hanging battle axe is one of many items used in Strong Bad's phone-prank booby trap.
• Trogdor Was A Man — Trogdor the man returns with his axe. He plays it like a guitar.
• @StrongBadActual tweet (5 Oct 2018) — Some of the characters in Swordguys Versus Skullguys are seen wielding axes.
• @StrongBadActual tweet (28 Mar 2020) — Strong Bad plays Axe of Rage.
• @StrongBadActual tweet (28 Mar 2020) — Strong Bad observes that a fan's screenshot of Animal Crossing: New Horizons appears to include Humidibot with an axe.
• Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare — What's Her Face's new friend Basica butchers her with an ASCII axe, yelling "Synt-axe error!"
• Trogday Micro Game — The Kerrek attacks by throwing axes at Trogdor.
• Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle — Strong Bad finds a single axe in the castle armory. He drops cheese to pick it up, stating that an axe is greater than cheese. When he fails to kill a rat with it, he declares that the rat is axe-proof. He also attempts to kill the vampire with an axe the first time, but fails.

Gallery

Battle Axe Lessons at the Rec Center!	"king S.B. with fish & axe"	"axe of rage"	Nothing like a rousing game of Bed Axe.
Triple R-rated.	Not foolin' around with that axe-axe.	Edgy and angry!	"So The Cheat made a video."

See Also

• Big Knives
• Pickaxe