Arrow'd Guy

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The Man With THe Big Mouth(the name comes from the caption in the Store for the Everybody Everybody Poster) is the tormenter of the members of the Teen Girl Squad. His many professions include an archer, a truck driver, owner of a Pan-Asian Cuisine stand, a brain mech pilot, ship captain, two judges and a play critic.

Appearances

• Issue 1: In his first appearance, he ARROWED The Ugly One, right after she admitted to having a crush on every boy.

• Issue 2: He doesn't actually kill one of the members, but runs over So and So's new boyfriend, No I In Team Boy, with a CHILDREN truck.

• Issue 3: He sells The Ugly One three spring rolls loaded with MSG, destroying her "stomach lining."

• Issue 4: After Cheerleader gets denied by Quarterback, who tells her to get some brains, he CEREBELLUMs her with a giant brain mech.

• Issue 5: He's helming a sailboat, the S.S. Inevitable, that SAILING MISHAPs Cheerleader in half.

• Decemberween Teen Girl Squad: He doesn't kill anyone, but is two out of three judges when the girls jump into the lion's mouth. The Ugly One is TWO'D and Cheerleader gets '3 noses?'.

• Issue 7: The entire Squad falls into his mouth as they reminisce their pre-Kdays.

• Issue 8: Although he does not explicitly appear, Mrs. So-and-so-erson (So and So's stepmom), who seems to be the Arrow'd Guy, yells at the girls and pours "Ranch Dress" on The Ugly One (STEP-MOMMED!!!).

• Issue 9: Throws a spear at So and So, killing her and injuring the animated Port-O-John behind her.

• 404 page: He "404s" The Ugly One. It's the same as the Issue #1 attack except The Ugly One says "OW! my browser!", and "ARROWED!!!" is missing.

• HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!'s Teen Girl Squad Sample, he appeared as a fairy and GOOD DRAWINGED The Wheelchair.