Alcohol
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Alcoholic beverages often find their way into conversations, households, hands, and yes, even mouths in the Homestar Runner body of work.
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Appearances
Strong Bad Email
- making out — In order to get the sender's boyfriend to make out with her, Strong Bad proposes lighting "a few candles and maybe having a glass of wine".
- theme party — Strong Bad suggests getting "a couple of kegs of cheap cold ones" for the party. Also, one of the Easter eggs features a "Spring Drink'n Formal 2002" T-shirt with a picture of a bear wearing sunglasses, holding a beer mug, along with Calvin, who appears to be passed out.
- dangeresque 3 — Strong Bad asks the viewer not to throw "full wine bottles" at the screen.
- time capsule — An Easter egg features Coach Z Ale, a brand of (presumably alcoholic) ale that is either produced or endorsed by Coach Z.
- radio — Homestar Runner throws a rocks glass while yelling "High-ball!"
- modeling — "Colognac" is a portmanteau formed by combining "cognac", a distilled liquor, and "cologne", a fragrance.
- space program — During the SBASAF slide show, the narrator says, "Somebody get that man a highball".
- myths & legends — Bubs states that the Bear holding a Shark shot glasses are "always popular with the kids". Shot glasses are small glasses used to serve small amounts of (usually potent) liquor.
- senior prom — Strong Bad mentions consuming "okratinis", martinis served with a pickled okra pod instead of an olive.
- Also, Coach Z is seen spiking the punch with Listerine, an antiseptic mouthwash that contains alcohol.
- rock opera — Strong Bad swirls a glass of wine as he informs us that he is "pleasant".
- theme song - In one of the clips from the "unaired pilot", Strong Bad is seen filling his mouth with a Coldson Lite and a coffee via a beer helmet.
- your funeral — Strong Bad describes his funeral as being "off the wagon". "Falling off the wagon" is an idiom referring to a recovering alcoholic's relapse into alcoholism.
- rough copy — Homestar advertises his "Malinko Drinko", claiming it is "crystal clear like domestic beer".
- hygiene — Gene/Strong Bad's mother claims to have a "grown-up headache", a likely reference to a hangover.
- business trip — Homestar and Strong Bad have ordered beer called "Expen$e Account Ones".
- nightlife — Bubs runs the bar at Club Technochocolate and Strong Bad orders an expensive drink in a eye dropper.
Other Appearances
- Because It's Midnite — The song mentions a "champagne glass."
- Meet Marshie — Marshie recommends Fluffy Puff Marshmallows over a variety of other consumables visualized on a blackboard, one of which is a martini.
- Homestarloween Party — Pom Pom's girls are seen with beer, liquor, and other related paraphernalia.
- Dancin' Bubs — Background two includes a broken beer bottle and a beer mug.
- Nighttime Driving Type Game — Features "Drunk Drivers".
- The Luau — Among the phrases of "Polynesian Prose" that Strong Sad recites is "Kahlúa and Creme", an alcoholic drink.
- The House That Gave Sucky Treats — Coach Z raps about Hennessy, a brand of cognac.
- The Best Decemberween Ever — Homestar sings "Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!"
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 — Coach Z and Bubs leave messages while drunk.
- Ballad of The Sneak — As mentioned in the song, The Sneak drinks bootleg hooch, a homemade whiskey usually produced and/or sold through illegal methods.
- Also, there is a political cartoon featuring the subjects of prohibition and the Hawley-Smoot Tariff.
- New Boots — Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad made The Cheat's favorite: a picnic plate with wine and a baguette.
- That Time of Year — Strong Bad comments about martinis going to people's heads.
- That A Ghost — Fat Dudley is caught drinking hooch.
- Commandos in the Classroom — One of the Blue Laser Minions asks Fightgar "to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband".
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 5 — The Olda Boys are seen with a cooler of "college drinks," likely another name for alcohol.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 — The Scotsmen are seen standing around a beer barrel with 3 Xs on it (when regarding beverages, X is a symbol for an alcoholic proof of 50; multiple X's indicate multiples of 50).
- Fan Costumes '06 — Strong Bad comments that The Cheat's hot mom is giving out frozen "margaracheatas".
- Decemberween Short Shorts — In the last short, Coach Z is seen inebriated by Listerine.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 — Marzipan is drinking a "wheatgrasstini", a portmanteau of wheatgrass and a martini.
- Drive-Thru — Strong Bad asks "Inviso-Jeeves" for a bottle of Château Prétende 1974, presumably wine.
- Where's an Egg? — One of the items the suspects have is a mug of beer.
