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The [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner universe]] have a soft spot for '''[[Wikipedia:Alcoholic beverage|Alcoholic beverages]]''', and are known to reference them and even drink them. This sometimes results in rather humorous dialogue, as shown in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]].
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The [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner universe]] have a soft spot for '''[[Wikipedia:Alcoholic beverage|alcoholic beverages]]''', and are known to reference them and even drink them. This sometimes results in rather humorous dialogue, as shown in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]].
==Appearances==
==Appearances==
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*[[senior prom]] — Strong Bad mentions consuming "[http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0308c&L=ads-l&D=1&F=&S=&P=6102 okratinis]", martinis served with a pickled okra pod instead of an olive.  
*[[senior prom]] — Strong Bad mentions consuming "[http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0308c&L=ads-l&D=1&F=&S=&P=6102 okratinis]", martinis served with a pickled okra pod instead of an olive.  
**Also, Coach Z is seen spiking the punch with Listerine, an antiseptic mouthwash that contains alcohol.
**Also, Coach Z is seen spiking the punch with Listerine, an antiseptic mouthwash that contains alcohol.
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*[[rock opera]] — Strong Bad swirls a glass of wine as he informs us that he is "pleasant".
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*[[rock opera]] — Strong Bad swirls a glass of wine as he informs the viewers that he is "pleasant".
*[[theme song]] — In one of the clips from the "unaired pilot", Strong Bad is seen filling his mouth with a Coldson Lite and a coffee via a beer helmet.
*[[theme song]] — In one of the clips from the "unaired pilot", Strong Bad is seen filling his mouth with a Coldson Lite and a coffee via a beer helmet.
*[[your funeral]] — Strong Bad describes his funeral as being "off the wagon". "Falling off the wagon" is an idiom referring to a recovering alcoholic's relapse into alcoholism.
*[[your funeral]] — Strong Bad describes his funeral as being "off the wagon". "Falling off the wagon" is an idiom referring to a recovering alcoholic's relapse into alcoholism.
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*[[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]] — [[Gary Palaroncini]] says, "Kids under six, don't drink and drive!"
*[[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]] — [[Gary Palaroncini]] says, "Kids under six, don't drink and drive!"
*[[Videlectrix]] — The [[Videlectrix:videlectrix gallery.html|Game Gallery]] has a picture of a glass of wine and cheese.
*[[Videlectrix]] — The [[Videlectrix:videlectrix gallery.html|Game Gallery]] has a picture of a glass of wine and cheese.
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*[[Because, It's Midnite]] — The song mentions a "champagne glass."
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*[[Because, It's Midnite]] — The song mentions a "champagne glass".
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*[[Thorax Corporation]] — [[Thorax:staph.html|Our Gentle Staph]] page contains the statement, "Click on a man to read his drunken ramblings."
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*[[Thorax Corporation]]:
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*[[Thorax Corporation]] — [[Thorax:stardom.html|Leg Delabor's page]] includes an animated GIF of that at one point shows a martini.  
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**[[Thorax:staph.html|Our Gentle Staph]] page contains the statement, "Click on a man to read his drunken ramblings."
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*[[Thorax Corporation]] &mdash; [[Thorax:stardom2.html|Leg Delabor's "Paths to Total Stardom" page]] states that he was drinking while thinking of new <!--Remember, this is not a typo.-->PRODUKTs.
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**[[Thorax:stardom.html|Leg Delabor's page]] includes an animated GIF of that at one point shows a martini.  
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**[[Thorax Corporation]] &mdash; [[Thorax:stardom2.html|Leg Delabor's "Paths to Total Stardom" page]] states that he was drinking while thinking of new <!--Remember, this is not a typo.-->PRODUKTs.
*[[Everybody to the Limit]] &mdash; Strong Bad is seen sitting in an armchair with a glass of wine.
*[[Everybody to the Limit]] &mdash; Strong Bad is seen sitting in an armchair with a glass of wine.
*[[Meet Marshie]] &mdash; [[Marshie]] recommends [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] over a variety of other consumables visualized on a blackboard, one of which is a [[Wikipedia:Martini (cocktail)|martini]].  
*[[Meet Marshie]] &mdash; [[Marshie]] recommends [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] over a variety of other consumables visualized on a blackboard, one of which is a [[Wikipedia:Martini (cocktail)|martini]].  
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*[[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] &mdash; Features "Drunk Drivers".
*[[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] &mdash; Features "Drunk Drivers".
*[[The Luau]] &mdash; Among the phrases of "[[Wikipedia:Polynesia|Polynesian]] Prose" that [[Strong Sad]] recites is "[[Wikipedia:Kahlúa|Kahlúa]] and Creme", an alcoholic drink.
*[[The Luau]] &mdash; Among the phrases of "[[Wikipedia:Polynesia|Polynesian]] Prose" that [[Strong Sad]] recites is "[[Wikipedia:Kahlúa|Kahlúa]] and Creme", an alcoholic drink.
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] &mdash; Coach Z and [[Bubs]] leave messages while drunk.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] &mdash; Coach Z raps about [[Wikipedia:Hennessy|Hennessy]], a brand of cognac.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] &mdash; Coach Z raps about [[Wikipedia:Hennessy|Hennessy]], a brand of cognac.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] &mdash; Coach Z drinks mouthwash, offers Homestar some, and passes out at the end of the cartoon as Homestar sings "Coach Z's been drinking Listerine".
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] &mdash; Coach Z drinks mouthwash, offers Homestar some, and passes out at the end of the cartoon as Homestar sings "Coach Z's been drinking Listerine".
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] &mdash; Coach Z and [[Bubs]] leave messages while drunk. <!--While the date of release is unknown, it is assumed Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 was released AFTER The Best Decemberween Ever.-->
 
*[[Ballad of The Sneak]] &mdash; As mentioned in the song, [[The Sneak]] drinks bootleg [[Wikipedia:Moonshine|hooch]], a homemade whiskey usually produced and/or sold through illegal methods.
*[[Ballad of The Sneak]] &mdash; As mentioned in the song, [[The Sneak]] drinks bootleg [[Wikipedia:Moonshine|hooch]], a homemade whiskey usually produced and/or sold through illegal methods.
**Also, there is a [[Wikipedia:Editorial cartoon|political cartoon]] featuring the subjects of [[Wikipedia:Prohibition|prohibition]] and the [[Wikipedia:Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act|Hawley-Smoot Tariff]].
**Also, there is a [[Wikipedia:Editorial cartoon|political cartoon]] featuring the subjects of [[Wikipedia:Prohibition|prohibition]] and the [[Wikipedia:Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act|Hawley-Smoot Tariff]].
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*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] &mdash; One of the [[Blue Laser Minion]]s asks [[Fightgar]] "to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband".
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] &mdash; One of the [[Blue Laser Minion]]s asks [[Fightgar]] "to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] &mdash; The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|Olda Boys]] are seen with a cooler of "college drinks," likely another name for alcohol.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] &mdash; The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|Olda Boys]] are seen with a cooler of "college drinks," likely another name for alcohol.
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*[[Biz Cas Fri 2]] &mdash; Homestar is almost certainly hung over, mentioning that he partied so hard the night before he can't remember what he did and falls asleep under Strong Bad's desk.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] &mdash; The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Scotsmen|Scotsmen]] are seen standing around a beer barrel with 3 Xs on it (when regarding beverages, X is a symbol for an [[Wikipedia:Proof (alcohol)|alcoholic proof]] of 50; multiple X's indicate multiples of 50).
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] &mdash; The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Scotsmen|Scotsmen]] are seen standing around a beer barrel with 3 Xs on it (when regarding beverages, X is a symbol for an [[Wikipedia:Proof (alcohol)|alcoholic proof]] of 50; multiple X's indicate multiples of 50).
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*[[Fan Costumes '06]] &mdash; Strong Bad comments that The Cheat's hot mom is giving out frozen "margaracheatas".
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*[[Fan Costumes '06]] &mdash; Strong Bad comments that The Cheat's [[hot mom]] is giving out frozen "margaracheatas".
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] &mdash; In the last short, Coach Z is seen inebriated by Listerine.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] &mdash; In the last short, Coach Z is seen inebriated by Listerine.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] &mdash; [[Marzipan]] is drinking a "wheatgrasstini", a [[portmanteau]] of wheatgrass and martini.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] &mdash; [[Marzipan]] is drinking a "wheatgrasstini", a [[portmanteau]] of wheatgrass and martini.
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*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] &mdash; The shelf of the old club is stocked with neon colored "Ones", which Strong Bad comments "are all old and warm, and stuffed with light bulbs apparently".
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] &mdash; The shelf of the old club is stocked with neon colored "Ones", which Strong Bad comments "are all old and warm, and stuffed with light bulbs apparently".
*[[Hooked on Decemberween]] &mdash; Brainkrieg claims if they don't get video games for Decemberween, they'll spike Uncle Edgar's eggnog.
*[[Hooked on Decemberween]] &mdash; Brainkrieg claims if they don't get video games for Decemberween, they'll spike Uncle Edgar's eggnog.
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*[[Biz Cas Fri 2]] &mdash; Homestar is almost certainly hung over, mentioning that he partied so hard the night before he can't remember what he did and falls asleep under Strong Bad's desk.
 
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] &mdash; [[Strong Bad]] mentions that he heard the Cold Ones were pretty good at The Inventory.
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] &mdash; [[Strong Bad]] mentions that he heard the Cold Ones were pretty good at The Inventory.

Revision as of 10:35, 3 February 2014

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The characters in the Homestar Runner universe have a soft spot for alcoholic beverages, and are known to reference them and even drink them. This sometimes results in rather humorous dialogue, as shown in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0.

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Appearances

Strong Bad Email

  • making out — In order to get the sender's boyfriend to make out with her, Strong Bad proposes lighting "a few candles and maybe having a glass of wine".
  • super powers — Strong Bad uses the diamond on his head to pop the cap off of a Cold One.
  • lures & jigs — Strong Bad attempts to "lure" fish into his and Coach Z's boat by telling them that they have "a keg" (to which he immediately appends "of worms and phytoplankton").
  • theme party — Strong Bad suggests getting "a couple of kegs of cheap cold ones" for the party. Also, one of the Easter eggs features a "Spring Drink'n Formal 2002" T-shirt with a picture of a bear wearing sunglasses, holding a beer mug, along with Calvin, who appears to be passed out.
  • dangeresque 3 — Strong Bad asks the viewer not to throw "full wine bottles" at the screen.
  • time capsule — An Easter egg features Coach Z Ale, a brand of (presumably alcoholic) ale that is either produced or endorsed by Coach Z.
  • montageStrong Bad and the Wagon Fulla Pancakes drink wine on a boat in the lake.
  • radioHomestar Runner throws a rocks glass while yelling "High-ball!"
  • modeling — "Colognac" is a portmanteau formed by combining "cognac", a distilled liquor, and "cologne", a fragrance.
  • space program — During the SBASAF slide show, the narrator says, "Somebody get that man a highball".
  • myths & legendsBubs states that the Bear holding a Shark shot glasses are "always popular with the kids". Shot glasses are small glasses used to serve small amounts of (usually potent) liquor.
  • senior prom — Strong Bad mentions consuming "okratinis", martinis served with a pickled okra pod instead of an olive.
    • Also, Coach Z is seen spiking the punch with Listerine, an antiseptic mouthwash that contains alcohol.
  • rock opera — Strong Bad swirls a glass of wine as he informs the viewers that he is "pleasant".
  • theme song — In one of the clips from the "unaired pilot", Strong Bad is seen filling his mouth with a Coldson Lite and a coffee via a beer helmet.
  • your funeral — Strong Bad describes his funeral as being "off the wagon". "Falling off the wagon" is an idiom referring to a recovering alcoholic's relapse into alcoholism.
  • rough copy — Homestar advertises his "Malinko Drinko", claiming it is "crystal clear like domestic beer".
  • hygiene — Gene/Strong Bad's mother claims to have a "grown-up headache", a likely reference to a hangover.
  • business trip — Homestar and Strong Bad have ordered beer called "Expen$e Account Ones".
  • nightlife — Bubs runs the bar at Club Technochocolate and Strong Bad orders an expensive drink in an eye dropper.
  • hremail3184 — Bubs and Coach Z watch the explosion of the Lappy 486 in lawn chairs, with beer cans.

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