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Revision as of 13:32, 7 December 2022

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This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from 2022.


December

Text / Transcript Date / Link
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Good tidings and GOOD GRAPHICS to you on this 7th day of Decemberweenvent! (furlough along here: homestarrunner.com/toons/decemberween...)


Video Transcript

See Decemberweenvent Calendar
7 Dec 2022


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Oh man @VoodooPupMusic finally gave this guy his due! Check out this ska rendition of the CGNU fight song!
This Tweet quotes @VoodooPupMusic, who replied to the Decemberweenvent Day 6 Tweet with a ska version of the CGNU Fight Song.
6 Dec 2022


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Todayโ€™s contribution from @trott is givin off some nice pre-movie โ€œPlease Enjoy The Showโ€ vibes. That or DL Claborn Buick vibes. 0:25 in the vid below:
youtu.be/J-_Nn9OmcVo
This Tweet quotes @trott, who replied to the previous Tweet with A Charlie Brown Christmas style version of the CGNU Fight Song
6 Dec 2022


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Decemberweenvent Calendar Day 6! The man in the mascot brings you his famous fight song (with apologies to Gary Larson, Lord of all Ooh Lips)
homestarrunner.com/toons/decemberween...


Video Transcript

See Decemberweenvent Calendar
6 Dec 2022


@VoodooPupMusic has stolen my Vudโ€™ville!
This Tweet quotes @VoodooPupMusic, who replied to the Decemberweenvent Day 5 Tweet with vaudeville-style version of the Now I'll Do A Dance song.
5 Dec 2022


Lookit that cleaver!! For when Trogdor wants to dice up his cottages and peasants before burninating.
This Tweet quotes @MadQueeeeen, who got a Trogdor tattoo, which included Trogdor holding a cleaver.
5 Dec 2022


More glade plug-ins from @trott! At this point I should just tear up the Decemberweenvent calendar and let him take over.
This Tweet quotes @trott, who replied to the Decemberweenvent Day 5 Tweet with A Charlie Brown Christmas style version of the Now I'll Do A Dance song.
5 Dec 2022


I believe Homestar received a graphical upgrade in both Luau and Jorb after the fact.
This Tweet is a reply to @peekineese100, who asked if A Jorb Well Done originally used earlier models.
5 Dec 2022


Sorry you missed out! You can tell @fangamer but I think that might be it for the olโ€™ scarf nโ€™ toque.
This Tweet is a reply to @HeadZonkStudios, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked for rerelease of the Fangamer scarf and beanie.
5 Dec 2022


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Let Day 5 of Decemberweenvent worsh away YOUR worries like the storm of โ€˜28! (interactive menus here: homestarrunner.com/toons/decemberweenvent...)


Video Transcript

See Decemberweenvent Calendar
5 Dec 2022


Same!
This Tweet is a reply to @trott and @elyseexplosion, the latter replied to the former's music Tweet mentioned previously saying that she is more excited for those versions than the originals.
4 Dec 2022


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I heard that they never aired this crossover โ€˜cuz the sponsors pulled out due to fan anger over having Tuxworth speak in plunger-trombone voice. Blasphemy I say!
This Tweet quotes @trott, who replied to the previous Tweet with A Charlie Brown Christmas style version of the Caleb Rentpayer Love Theme from day 4 of the Decemberweenvent Calendar, mentioning it coming from a Peanuts and Caleb Rentpayer crossover.
4 Dec 2022


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Day 4 of the Decemberweenvent Calendar digs deep and comes up with a Tuxworth of gold! (archiveth here: homestarrunner.com/toons/december...)


Video Transcript

See Decemberweenvent Calendar
4 Dec 2022


These awesome remixes you peoples are doing almost makes this calendar worth the not-chocolate!
This Tweet quotes @VoodooPupMusic, who replied to the Decemberweenvent Day 3 Tweet with a remix of Skills of an Artist from day 3 of the Decemberweenvent Calendar.
3 Dec 2022


More musicmagic from @trott adding holiday flavors to my Casio labors!
This Tweet quotes @trott, who replied to the previous Tweet with A Charlie Brown Christmas style version of Skills of an Artist from day 3 of the Decemberweenvent Calendar.
3 Dec 2022


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Day the 3rd of the sheetmusical Decemberweenvent calendar! Letโ€™s open it together, shall we?
(btw the flashy version always goes up the night before: https://homestarrunner.com/toons/december...)


Video Transcript

See Decemberweenvent Calendar
3 Dec 2022


Thatโ€™s insanely fast!! And at that scale, the little tree looks like a cool fishbone style or maybe a major surgery scar!!
This Tweet is a reply to @stardraw123, who quoted the previous Tweet and crocheted a sweater for the Strong Bad Talking Plush as Strong Bad requested.
2 Dec 2022


My Hot Choco Toque-O! Itโ€™s gone Crochet Time Jones! I love it! Now do my Decemberween holiday sweater!
This Tweet quotes @stardraw123, who crocheted a hat for the Strong Bad Talking Plush based on Strong Bad's hat from A Death Defying Decemberween
2 Dec 2022


Letโ€™s just hope this person continues to make Vince Guaraldi Trio versions of these songs for the rest of Decemberweenvent! They should put THESE on loop in the mall food court!
This Tweet quotes @trott, who replied to the previous Tweet with A Charlie Brown Christmas style version of Stave it Off from day 2 of the Decemberweenvent Calendar.
2 Dec 2022


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Day 2 of the musical Decemberweenvent Calendar! Will it be one of YOUR faves?! Interactive flash-styles here:
https://homestarrunner.com/toons/december...


Video Transcript

See Decemberweenvent Calendar
2 Dec 2022


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Tiz the seaz for a daily musical Decemberweenvent Calendar! Follow along every day for a different song to learn! I make music FUN!
https://homestarrunner.com/toons/december...


Video Transcript

See Decemberweenvent Calendar
1 Dec 2022

November

Text / Transcript Date / Link
Why canโ€™t play? Linux? Linus? Lucy?! Those dang Van Pelts!!
This Tweet is a reply to @Leviievann, who replied to the previous Tweet saying they don't have a way to play the game but bought it anyways to support Strong Bad.
25 Nov 2022


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Oh damp, just saw this. If you wanna give Videlectrix an extra 20 cents today only, go buy the fully voiced version of the Halloween Point n Click game for 2 bucks:
videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween
25 Nov 2022


One time I glued 12 of them to Strong Sadโ€™s chin while he was sleeping. Iโ€™m sure one of those is lyin around still. Lemme look!
This Tweet is a reply to @lawnmunchkin, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if anyone had a Strong Sad figure that she could buy because hers was stolen.
25 Nov 2022


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Nothin special for Bubs Friday cept that Trogdor The Board Game (and everything else in the Shopify store) is STILL 50% OFF!
myshopify:homestore-runner.myshopify.com
25 Nov 2022


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Gather โ€˜round the piano for a holiday classic!


Video Transcript

See Let us give TANKS!
23 Nov 2022


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Fan Costume Commentary 2022!
Watch the whole thing here:
homestarrunner.com/toons/fanstume...


Video Transcript

See Fan 'Stumes 2022
19 Nov 2022


This Tweet is a reply to @nonix81 who replied to the website Tweet asked when Homestar got a website, and was waiting for a Strong Bad website.
18 Nov 2022


Interesting! My brains went โ€œฤ-dej for the ฤ-jed.โ€ Either way wins!
This Tweet is a reply to @EnduringBeta who replied to the previous Tweet said they saw a certain pronunciation of the caption of the previous tweet due to being a big Homestar fan.
18 Nov 2022


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I guess thereโ€™s also my instant gramb account (same @strongbadactual) that I never update and features gems such as this.
This Tweet is a reply to previous tweet.
18 Nov 2022


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For everybody that keeps asking where to find me if this account goes away, donโ€™t worry. Iโ€™ve made something calledโ€ฆ a website.


Fun Facts

  • This Tweet is in reference to the mass employee walkout and temporary closure of Twitter's office buildings, leading many to believe that the website may shut down.
18 Nov 2022


Ruffle doesnโ€™t support enough old actionscript3 magic yet. Weโ€™ll get there eventually.
This Tweet is a reply to @EmilyGreystone, who asked for help because Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque doesn't work on the current website.
10 Nov 2022


Are you clicking in the right spot to activates em?
This Tweet is a reply to @readspinpeace, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if there was a way to activate the Scroll Button Songs on the current Strong Bad Email Menu.
10 Nov 2022


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Btw did you know that for a couple years now the sbemail menu has been all fancy and html5-y and has all the old versions of my computers and scroll buttons songs hidden therein? Works on phones too.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
10 Nov 2022


All gone! That was fast! Thanks peoples! Everything else in the Shopify store is still halph off so maybe you can pick yourself up a consolation prize. For now, you can watch the cartoons the old FLASHioned way: on a website dot com.
homestarrunner.com/sbemails
This Tweet is a reply to the Sbemail DVD Tweet.
10 Nov 2022


Should be region free.
This Tweet is a reply to @Klokwurk, who replied to the Sbemail DVD Tweet and was rhetorically asking if they had a DVD player that could play region 1 DVDs.
10 Nov 2022


All the Easter eggs are intact in some way. Using either the ancient โ€œalternate angleโ€ or โ€œalternate audioโ€ features if you can find a player that still uses em.
This Tweet is a reply to @Ikeshrafter, who replied to the previous Tweet and was unsure if the clickable Easter eggs were still on the DVD.
10 Nov 2022


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Thereโ€™s less than a hundo left of my six disc Sbemail dvd set for 50% OFF! Someday I might print more but maybe Iโ€™ll just hold out for the 12K holo-brainchip VR release.
homestore-runner.myshopify.com
10 Nov 2022


Usually anything with โ€œlofiโ€ in the name is more Strong Sadโ€™s thing, but this studying/relaxation playlist of Hโญ๏ธR-related song remixes by @TakaraPOV knocked me out for over 12 hours! Thanks to @Lilmiztrubl for slipping it in my Suudsu!
This Tweet links to the aforementioned lofi music video on YouTube.
10 Nov 2022


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Aw man, this new in-pantsventory system that Videlectrix is implementing for the PC port of Dangeresque is supreme! What other game lets you drop months-old coffee right into your drawers?!


Image Transcript

DANGERESQUE: Yeah, I might accidentally drink it if it's just sittin' there.

{he pulls his waistband out and drops the coffee cup in his pants, they snap shut}

9 Nov 2022



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Apropos of nothing, Onion Bubs iMessage stickers!
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/onion-b...
3 Nov 2022


Sadly those are gone forever. We sold them for 17 years and that was it.
This Tweet is a reply to @AmberFawks, who replied to the sale Tweet and asked if the Cheat Commandos Figurines were still being sold
1 Nov 2022


As far as I know, this is the first StrongBadZone tat on the planet. Can anyone prove me wrong?
This Tweet quotes @BoraxNTheFettuc, who showed off a Vector Strong Bad tatoo.
1 Nov 2022


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This Tweet was pinned.


50% OFF SALE! Get your Decemberween shopping done early! Everything in our Shopify store is HALF OFF! Thatโ€™s CDโ€™s, DVDโ€™s, the board game and more!
homestore-runner.myshopify.com
1 Nov 2022


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Found these deleted phrases from my Talkinโ€™ Plush Doll. A real shame we couldnโ€™t fit em all on the tiny voicebox inside my husky plush head.


Video Transcript

{the head of the plush is continuously spun around with "TALKIN' STRONG BAD PLUSH - DELETED PHRASES" written above it.

STRONG BAD: "Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?" Oh allow me to demonstrate, ON YOUR FREAKING FACE!

{a beep sound is heard as the screen cuts to white briefly before cutting to the next line, this is done after each line}

STRONG BAD: {unenthusiastically} Holy crap.

STRONG BAD: Let's say you and me go knock back a couple cold ones.

STRONG BAD: {cutesy} You're my best friend. {speaking normally} Y'know, after The Cheat, Strong Mad, and... pretty much everybody else in the world

STRONG BAD: That makes me uncomfortable!

STRONG BAD: I see you jockin' me. Tryin' to play like, you know me.

STRONG BAD: Once you've squeezed me a million times, I barf!

STRONG BAD: {heavily distorted} I HAVE COME FOR YOUR SOUL!! {clears throat} 'Scuse me, had a little demon stuck in my throat.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey kids, I'm Talkin' Homestar, {zoom in as Homestar's face appears above the Strong Bad doll and the colors become inverted} {distorted} and I've possessed your Strong Bad doll.

1 Nov 2022


October

Text / Transcript Date / Link
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This is definitely one of my favorite features (favfeech) of the game. I just keep making him injure himself with that ladder!!
This Tweet is a reply to the Halloween Hide & Seek v2.0 Trailer Tweet.

Video Transcript

{In a scene of Halloween Hide & Seek, Homestar is in the Spooky Woods, in front of the ladder.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Should I get that ladder? Or use that ladder? Syd Getman or Syd Useman?

{A dialogue tree appears with choices of "Syd Getman!" and "Syd Useman!" A cursor selects "Syd Getman!" and Homestar picks up the ladder, which disappears into hammerspace behind him.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ow.

31 Oct 2022


Itโ€™s a MINI point nโ€™ click. And technically itโ€™s not new cause it came out last Halloween just with no voices. But still, glad youโ€™re psyched! Just didnโ€™t wanna get your hopes up too high!
This Tweet is a reply to @ItsShaZam, who quoted the Halloween Hide & Seek V2.0 Tweet and showed excitement for the game, erroneously claiming it's new.
30 Oct 2022


Videlectrix could output one, but Open Source Greg isnโ€™t available to test it! He overclocked his Powerade-cooled Linux tower and it exploded blue electrolytes all over his 27 vintage mechanical keyboards.
This Tweet is a reply to @mathochist, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if there was a Linux version.
30 Oct 2022


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For just 2 bucks, you can get our Halloween Hide nโ€™ Seek mini point and click adventure game now with FULL Voice Acting!!
Get it for Mac or Win here:
https://videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween


Video Transcript

See Halloween Hide & Seek v2.0 Trailer
30 Oct 2022


Whoa! This could almost get me to reverse my stance on Paint Daubs!
This Tweet is a reply to @DecafArt, who replied to the previous Tweet with a photo of a pumpkin painted with a design of The Cheat in Strong Badia.
30 Oct 2022


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If you dress up as anything Hโญ๏ธR-related this year and would like to have your costume freshly roasted by me, tweet it here and Iโ€™ll consider it!
29 Oct 2022


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There are lotsa reasons to get the Teen Girl Squad stationery set from @fangamer. But you only need these four.
fangamer.com/products/homes...
27 Oct 2022


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Crack open your chest cavity, and let a little jibblie into your heart.
26 Oct 2022


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Curses! The going rate for this can-kicking buffoon has been reduced to a mere 500 pennies!
(Kick the Can Old Timey Homestar pin on sale for five bucks)
fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner/products/ho...
This Tweet is a reply to the Fangamer Tweet.

Video Transcript

See @StrongBadActual Tweets 2021#1408215824889008129
26 Oct 2022


You do exceptional woik!
This Tweet is a reply to @kee_fry, who quouted the Fangamer Tweet and was honored that Strong Bad did an analysis of the scarf she designed.
25 Oct 2022


Couple hundo each
This Tweet is a reply to @LoifeLikesThing, who replied to the Fangamer Tweet and asked how many of the Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Sets are left in stock
25 Oct 2022


I hope dang so!
This Tweet is a reply to @Overthoughtwrit, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if there would ever be a way to play Trogdor! The Board Game with a baseboard like was given to Kickstarter backers.
25 Oct 2022


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A buncha Homestar merch is on sale @Fangamer including this toque/scarf combo! Buy em ups here:
fangamer.com/collections/ho...


Video Transcript

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ah it's finally toque weather, so I'm wearing a toque. I'm like, Benjamin Toqueweather over here. Ooh, and check out my cool scarf

{zoom into the scarf then cut to it lying flat on the ground, it then pans up the scarf}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You got my logo.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And then a Homestar Runner's gotta run!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And then, The Show! {a jingle from The Show plays}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Marzipan {music from The Luau plays}

{rotate around to show the scarf upside down}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And then we get to the central scarf vortex.

STRONG BAD: And then I take over! There's me in the basement, I'm like {mumbles} Super Scarf Quest.

STRONG BAD: {speaking normally} And then {yelling} TROGDOR! {Trogdor plays} {speaking normally} Look at that pathetic peasant. And then, woah! I'm getting electrocuted! And then my awesome but oft overlooked logo.

{cut to show the other side of the scarf}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And this side is like, one of them scarves you wear to a football match. You know for like, Free Country USA FC United, uh, Emirates, probably.

{cut to a picture of multiple pieces of merch from Fangamer that slowly grows larger}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {speaking fast}A buncha Homestar Runner stuff is on sale at Fangamer.com right now.

STRONG BAD: {disclaimer appears} Scarf commentary not included.

25 Oct 2022


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If you really wanna Homestarloween party like itโ€™s 2000, hereโ€™s the flash version of this yearโ€™s Ween Toon:
homestarrunner.com/toons/ween22
Make with the clickety-clicks!
25 Oct 2022


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The new Halloween cartoon is an old Halloween cartoon with all-new DLC!
Watch it on out here:
https://youtu.be/js5sPwVvNlg
23 Oct 2022


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I isolated these old 360 Teen Girl Squad animations and find them weirdly mesmerizing. Dunno WHATโ€™S goin on with So and Soโ€™s hair!
15 Oct 2022


For all yโ€™all swiffy flashy types hereโ€™s this version:
https://homestarrunner.com/ween22teaser
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
13 Oct 2022


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Salloween Hillouettes!! A new Ween Toon is a-comin soon! Time to speculate so great!


Video Transcript

See 2022 Costume Pack Now Available Teaser
13 Oct 2022


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The print-on-demand place added welcome mats and I couldnโ€™t resist!

Get your own ifโ€™n you want to jibblify all who approach your home!
https://strongbadsspecialtyshoppe.com/listing/jibbli...
4 Oct 2022


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I mean, the Pee Pants-ometerโ„ข๏ธ alone is such an incredible innovation. I canโ€™t believe more modern horror survival games havenโ€™t adopted it. Yโ€™know like Dark Seed, Alone in the Dark, Hunt the Wumpusโ€ฆ ALL the triple-A titles.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
3 Oct 2022


At this time of year, let us all remember that before Disk 4 of 12, we had one glorious week of โ€œJoystick Wagglinโ€™ with Videlectrix.โ€ We can only hope that one day they will return.
This Tweet links to Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition on YouTube.
3 Oct 2022


To cap this thread off, letโ€™s not forget @LouBarlowโ€™s fantastic cover of Round and Round. One of the rare times I was actually into a rec from Strong Sad:
This Tweet links to Lou Barlow's cover of Round and Round by Ratt on YouTube
This Tweet is a reply to the last Tweet of the AI thread.
1 Oct 2022


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This plastic barf puddle/omelette was def the best part. A Kickstarter exclusive if I remember correctly.
This Tweet is a reply to @th1rt3en_TM, who replied to the first Vampire's Castle AI Tweet and posted a set of images generated by the AI website craiyon with the prompt "Throw baby peasant's quest game".
1 Oct 2022


If you have no idea what any of this is in reference to, itโ€™s from my latest episode of Strong Bad Plays Old PC Games and Talks About Them At Length:
This Tweet links to Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
1 Oct 2022


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And then, of course, here are the results for:

You are in the Torture Chamber. You see Ratt. Obvious exits are East and West.

What a different one T can make!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
1 Oct 2022


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Here are all the results for:
You are in the Torture Chamber. You see Rat. Obvious exits are East and West.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
1 Oct 2022


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It weirdly added video gaminess to the images with no prompting! Did NOT get the same kinda results for:

You are in the Tower. You see Sledge Hammer, Parapets. Obvious exits are West.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
1 Oct 2022


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Plugged some Vampireโ€™s Castle room descriptions into one of them ai image generators to see if it made better pictures than The Cheat.

Hereโ€™s some for โ€œYou are in the Alchemistโ€™s Lab. You see Flask of Oil. Obvious exits are North and South.โ€
1 Oct 2022

September

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No costume? No probalo! Grasp thyself a Jibblies or a Bad Graphics Ghost t-shirt and youโ€™ll be Weenโ€™d up in no time! Pixel Ghost shirt even runs in BASIC (if you turn around).
Jibblies: https://strongbadsspecialtyshoppe.com/listing/jibbli..
Ghost: https://strongbadsspecialtyshoppe.com/listing/bad-gr...
27 Sep 2022


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Oh man! Everybody go vote for this fan made Lego Ideas set so Tiny Bricks Corporation can be like โ€œUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm. No.โ€
This Tweet quotes @EdContradictory, who submitted a Lego Ideas of Strong Bad and Trogdor.
24 Sep 2022


Oh man! These fan made action figures are mindblow central! Lookit those glow-in-the-dark abs! And the radioactive goo! How do I get one of these?! Comms friggin open??!
This Tweet quotes @DylanBrace, who made a custom Strong Bad action figure based on the email action figure with many of the features listed in the email.
22 Sep 2022


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New Disk 4 of 12!! The Cheat adds his own visuals to the real text adventure that inspired Thy Dungeonman! Scrolls, parapets, flasks! Theyโ€™re all here! Watch the whole thang ding: https://youtu.be/C3-0vXrBwwE


Video Transcript

See Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle
19 Sep 2022


For those who are baffled, a bit of context:
This Tweet links to Cannonmouth on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to the Cannonmouth Tweet.
12 Sep 2022


Nope. Wrong one.
This Tweet is a reply to @retroshaffer who replied to the previous Tweet and said that Matt Chapman could be heard in the video.
12 Sep 2022


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Rare Cannonmouth screen test! Oh what might have been!


Video Transcript

{Cannonmouth bobs his head from side to side and opens and closes his mouth}

CANNONMOUTH: It's me, Cannonmouth!

{continues to look around}

CANNONMOUTH: {babbling}

12 Sep 2022


Thereโ€™s not much, but hereโ€™s some context:
This Tweet links to the original Get Great Crew tweet.
This Tweet is a reply to @prinxeMu, who quoted the previous Tweet and was confused about it.
9 Sep 2022


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The get-greating just doesnโ€™t stop!
8 Sep 2022


Iโ€™m on board, Iโ€™m not bored
This Tweet quotes @taylorserena, who posted a drawing of Homestar Runner sitting on the shoulder of a Patlabor Mobile Police robot with "todaybor day is labor day" written.
5 Sep 2022


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Homebrew-dang! @deater78 is at it again! Check out this awesome Atari 2600 port of Secret Collect that may or may not have been unearthed from a litter box!
This Tweet quotes @deater78, who posted a video of his homebrew Secret Collect. Atari 2600 port.
3 Sep 2022


Heโ€™s real! Heโ€™s REAL! Heโ€™s fina-lully real!
This Tweet quotes @CF_TheNewSam, who created a Strong Badman action figure out of a Marvel Legends action figure.
1 Sep 2022

August

Text / Transcript Date / Link
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Videlectrix sent me this dev footage from 2006. Wrenchburger! A butt! How did they cut these things from the final game?!


Video Transcript

{Dangeresque stands in from of the Gremlin facing to the left}

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} a butt

{turns to face the Gremlin}

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} a butt

{turns to face the screen}

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} a butt

{cut to Dangeresque slightly further forward, a sewer cap is looked at}

DANGERESQUE: great cap.

{the inventory is open showing a boombox, a hamburger, and a wrench. The boombox has the description "I need some tapes for this". The boombox is moved on top of the burger, which has the description "Smells/tastes like ketchup".}

DANGERESQUE: I can't use thems together.

{the boombox is dragged onto the sewer cap}

DANGERESQUE: I throwed it down the drain.

{the wrench is moused over with the description "Good for fixin' crap". The wrench is dragged on top of the burger, combining them to form a wrenchburger with the description "Probably fixes ketchup".

DANGERESQUE: Sweet! I made a wrenchburger!

{the menu is closed}

28 Aug 2022


Aw craptangle. This was the better joke. I shoulda consulted Strong Sad. Heโ€™s nerdy enough that he woulda known bout delta Vโ€™s.
This Tweet quotes @spenceregart, who replied to the previous Tweet saying "consummate Vs not ฮ”Vs".
25 Aug 2022


I said that capsule should pull consummate Gโ€™s! CONSUMMATE!
This Tweet quotes @cknasaboy, who posted a picture of the logo for the latest SpaceX space station and a picture of Trogdor.
25 Aug 2022


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Sunday! SUNDAY! Someday!


Video Transcript

{A loop of a 3D The Cheat rolling in a tire jumping over a bucket of fried chicken and going past the stop sign and cinder block, while a metal version of the Awexome Cross music plays}

15 Aug 2022


Just under 3 hundo of each.
This Tweet is a reply to @AutisticAndrew3, who asked how many of the Everything Else DVDs Three Disc Set and Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set were left.
12 Aug 2022


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Less than 200 sets of Cheat Commandos figurines left with no plans to make more! Youโ€™ve almost bought ALL their playsets and toys!Get em before theyโ€™re Rock, Rock GONE! https://bit.ly/3SNbK8Q


Video Transcript

SINGERS: Cheat Commandos figurines
It took 17 years but you've almost bought all our playsets and toys! {Cheap as Free logo appears in the top left}

12 Aug 2022


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I dunno when this even happened, but thereโ€™s an Onion Bubs t-shirt over here. Wear with caution. Spontaneous shrieking, fainting, and desperate fan-pleading may occur.
https://strongbadsspecialtyshoppe.com/listing/onion...
9 Aug 2022


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Iโ€™ve gone rogue and started drawing up my own dang cards! If youโ€™re at @Gen_Con, come play Crime Scene Tamperer with me today from 2-6pm at @GTGamesLLCโ€™s booth 1321!
6 Aug 2022


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GenCon peoples! Come play Trogdor with me at @GTGamesLLC booth 1321 right friggin now until 6!
5 Aug 2022


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Come to @GTGamesLLC booth 1321 and help me get ridda this pile!! Theyโ€™re gonna make me eat what they donโ€™t sell!!
4 Aug 2022


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GenCon Attendees! Hereโ€™s my 2022 Schedule of GenConnery!
Checka me out at @GTGamesLLCโ€™s booth 1321!
4 Aug 2022

July

Text / Transcript Date / Link
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I hereby a-dang-nounce:
Dangeresque Crime Scene Tamperer!

A party card game collabo with @GTGamesLLC coming soon-esque!

Come play it with me at @Gen_Con booth 1321!


Video Transcript

{Dangeresque in a crime scene with a body outline on the ground with curly fries in them. The scene is blocked off by police tape that says "Crime Scene - No Crossy".}

DANGERESQUE: Oh this crime scene's been tampered with. Was it {turns towards camera} you?

{zoom in and play music sting}

DANGERESQUE: And up to five of your friends ages 14 and up?

{cut to a file folder that has police tape on it that says "CRIME SCENE", with "DANGERESQUE" and "TAMPERER" appearing above and below it. A picture of Perducci and the DNA Evidence alongside two other file folders that say the same thing as the main one, with a boxing glove styled like a fingerprint on it}

ANNOUNCER: Dangeresque Crime Scene Tamperer. {appears below} The party card game for guilty parties.

{cut back to Dangeresque}

DANGERESQUE: It's not a who dunnit, {takes of his cool shades and eyes the viewer suspiciously} because YOU dunnit.

{cut to a back screen that says "COMING SOON" shortly after being changed to "COMING SOON...ESQUE". "PAY AT GEN CON BOOTH 1321" appears underneath with the Greater Than Games and Homestar Runner logo under that}

28 Jul 2022


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WARNING: Everything is great in puppet land.


Video Transcript

{Puppet Strong Bad is sitting on cardboard patterned like a stone wall as the camera slowly zooms out from his legs}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Ah, this is the life. Sittin' up here on the King of Town's castle {camera quickly zooms to show Puppet Strong Bad with a tiny head} gettin' great!

{zoom out to show Puppet Homestar with tiny legs sitting next to Puppet Strong Bad}

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Boy I'll say Strong Bad, you and me are like the get great crew up here!

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Total! Let's sing our theme song!

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay!

{music starts playing as a cartoon moon appears in the top left corner}

PUPPER STRONG BAD AND PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: We are the Get Great Crew
Gettin' so great tonight
We're not hideous puppets
Great proportions just right

{The Get Great Crew title card appears}


ANNOUNCER: The Get Great Crew will be right back after these messages. Messages

25 Jul 2022


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Itโ€™s Bring Your Expansion Deck To Work Day!

The HomeStore is back up and running and Trogdor and his Expando Deck are both in stock!
https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com
19 Jul 2022


Hey! They Fhqwh-fied my Secret Collect! Somebody get that freakin duck away from both of my pixels!
This Tweet quotes @deater78, who posted a video of a custom Secret Collect. Atari 2600 port, with the Atari Dragon on the game over screen.
15 Jul 2022


The modeling clay or sculpo or pleistocene or whatever you used for these REALLY captures their innate dump-lumpiness. Nice woik!
This Tweet quotes @k1tkatattack, who posted a picture of clay models of Strong Sad and Homsar.
12 Jul 2022


Oh yeah, link prolly woulda been a good idea. I do tweetmakes good!
This Tweet links to Trogdor the Burninator shirt on Fangamer
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
10 Jul 2022


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If you see that unlicensed unlicensed D&D Trogdor shirt, donโ€™t buy it and get this legit way more metal one from @Fangamer instead by the amaze-o @spacecoyotl! All proceeds benefit The Cheat!
This Tweet quotes @apbohn, who posted a picture of an unlicensed shirt with a Trogdor Dungeons & Dragons parody.
9 Jul 2022


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No but you can give them this drawing I just made.
This Tweet is a reply to @bucketcapacity, who asked if Strong Bad did Cameo so Strong Bad could congratulate their friends for getting married.
8 Jul 2022


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This Tweet is a reply to @YoshiAngemon, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked "or did you?"
8 Jul 2022


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Looks like Iโ€™m gonna have to do a teaser campaaaaaign!!
  • The image alt text says "A mysterious deck of cards with a boxing glove โ€œthumbprintโ€ on them sits on a wooden tabletop in a detective-y pool of light."
8 Jul 2022


Oh I know! Letโ€™s rip off a giant corporation AND a tiny independent wrestleman at the same time!!
This Tweet is a reply to @apbohn, who posted a picture of an unlicensed shirt with a Trogdor Dungeons & Dragons parody.
5 Jul 2022


It will be once the Homestar Store is done switchin fulfillment biz in a few days. Hold tight!
This Tweet is a reply to @DryEraseGirl, who replied to the Six-Sadded, Die Tweet and asked if the base Trogdor!! The Board Game was available to buy.
4 Jul 2022


I will direct that question to @GTGamesLLC. You folks gonna be peddling my Expando styles at GenCon? Or have I gone triple platinum sold-out already?
This Tweet is a reply to @Brisco71, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if Strong Bad would be selling the Magicks and 'Mergencies Expando Deck for Trogdor!! The Board Game at Gen Con.
4 Jul 2022


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For all two of you that give a crap, Strong Sad has a new Six-Sadded Die explaining the Trogdor Expando Deck
https://youtu.be/EvkZfUXEUbs
(watch for the debut of Too Much Talking Man Mark II)
  • The image alt text says "A spread of red-bordered emergency cards from the Majicks & โ€˜Mergencies Expando Deck for Trogdor the Board Game. Superimposed on top of them is a Powered By The Cheat animation of Little Lord Dumpleroy with a carrot atop his stupid foldy, soft-serve head."
4 Jul 2022


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Who this guy?
This Tweet is a reply to @diov_g, who replied to the Dangeresque Tweet and wanted to see a Renaldo puppet.
4 Jul 2022


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Now you can relive all those burninated summers you spent at Camp Scalding Lake, Peasantryโ€™s finest camp for short-panted youth!

https://strongbadsspecialtyshoppe.com/listing/camp-s...
2 Jul 2022


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See now, if Homestar looked like this (and I had circular saw/toilet paper hands) then Iโ€™d WANT to cut a record with him.
This Tweet quotes @DavidPCheng, who posted several AI generated image of "Strongbad and Homestar Runner rap album cover".
2 Jul 2022

June

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How do you prefer your Dangeresque? Flishy-flashy cartoon? Or jangly-dangly puppet?
29 Jun 2022


Sadly you gotta go digital for that one. No Sibbie on vinyl.
This Tweet links to Sibbie on Songwhip.
This Tweet is a reply to @Everynamewas, who replied to the previous Tweet wanting Song About Sibbie to be on the vinyl.
22 Jun 2022


This is a Retweet of @STSPhonoCo, which posted a picture of the green Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits vinyl and a link to buy it on their store. 22 Jun 2022


โ€œLo, and when the children draweth first an S, and then -verily, forthwith, untoward, harpsichord- draweth a more different S, then shall the Trogdoor openeth, bringing sweet burnination unto the world.โ€

-ancient Peasantry text
This Tweet is a reply to @Eoshel26, who posted a drawing their children made of Trogdor, saying that they completed the drawing course.
20 Jun 2022


Does it let you customize the discarded meltshake cups that rattle around on the floor as you Forze your way towards the Horizon (Iโ€™m assuming thatโ€™s the gameplay here)?
This Tweet quotes @WeyounClone, who posted a picture of a car painted like the Gremlin in Forza Horizon 5.
18 Jun 2022


I donโ€™t know all the technicalities, but would โ€œsew goodโ€ be invalid here? Even if this was hanging in a grandmaโ€™s foyer type situation?
This Tweet quotes @ibalousmiles, who posted a cross-stitch of the Teen Girl Squad.
14 Jun 2022


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Looks like he just read a "Dullard" comic too in the upper left there.
This Tweet is a reply to @JanelleCShane and @Pooshkidoo, the former posted the image results of putting "screenshot of a flash animation of homestarrunner" into the DALL-E AI. The latter pointing out that the AI put the sock on Homestar's head from impression.
7 Jun 2022


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The alwaysawesome @JanelleCShane got the #dalle neural network to generate some hilarious images of "Strong Bad checking his email." So The Cheat and I animated and voiced our faves.
This Tweet quotes @JanelleCShane, the Strong Bad Dall-E Tweet.

Video Transcript

{An AI generated Strong Bad that looks like a red ball holding an envelope}

AI STRONG BAD: Muy bad, bar bag cg

{switches to another AI generated image of a red creature holding a cellphone with an e-mail program open}

AI STRONG BAD: BALL! BALL! {pronounced baal}

{switches to another AI generated image of a red oval creature with a mouth only opening on the left in front of a computer}

AI STRONG BAD: Dalaband the wanichivv

{switches to another AI generated image of a red oval creature with a square body and round head glaring at the screen, with a computer with an envelope on it next to him}

AI STRONG BAD: Bdl! Bdl bdl bdl bdl bdl! Bdl!

{switches to another AI generated image of a red creature with a wedge shaped head floating over the body}

AI STRONG BAD: Bed in eald jof madet.

{switches to another AI generated image of a small red creature with one eye holding a black object facing a computer screen with the nonsense email on it, with the screen on fire.}

AI STRONG BAD: {reading the email} Baslo'ead. alasing xad.. Aavclte GArurgtuairlE tevel. {stops reading and looks towards the screen} I have a little remote control. {clicks the remote as the fire goes away and returns while speaking} It turns on and off the fire.

{switches to another AI generated image of a Strong Badman-like character in front of a computer. A caption at the top of the panel reads "IMA BUMLDEEN..."}

NARRATOR: In a bulding...

AI STRONG BADMAN: Stiny! Bad Mamdia! Baamacied!

{a Strong Badman comic appears titled "Thr Tolgl Adventrees oof BAAD MAMDIA" with "BAMAACIED?!" written next to the Strong Badman-like character}

{switches to another AI generated image of a hunched over red creature with a long nose and claw hands}

AI STRONG BAD: {heaving} Boad bck Hcand ba henton odclo. {looks down at his hand} I hate these magnet hands, {holds a floppy disk with his other hand} I'm always erasing my floppy diskettes.

7 Jun 2022


WE'LL BLOW UP THE MOCHA!!
This Tweet is a reply to @jlove1982, who posted a picture of a Blue Laser Commander figure next to a mocha.
7 Jun 2022


This is a Retweet of @JanelleCShane, who posted the image results of putting "Screenshot of a Flash animation of Trogdor burninating the countryside" into the DALL-E AI. 5 Jun 2022


This is a Retweet of @JanelleCShane, who posted the image results of putting "screenshot of a flash animation of Strong Bad checking his email" into the DALL-E AI. 5 Jun 2022

May

Text / Transcript Date / Link
Iโ€™ve already gone on a legal rampage aimed at @Radrappy. I threw SEVERAL sub-poo-enaโ€™s at him!
(also, I love how that drawing of trogdor is burninating theโ€ฆ graduates? scholars?)
This Tweet quotes @GrannyPlaysGame, who shared a picture of a drawing of a dragon from the Disney Channel show Amphibia that distinctly resembles Trogdor.
31 May 2022


That cow clip on Homestarโ€™s shoe is the mostmake.
This Tweet quotes @wizard0rb, who drew Dangeresque and Dangeresque Too, with a binder clip on one of Dangeresque Too's shoes.
30 May 2022


This guy just straight DEMANDS you call him on his Selfoam. Itโ€™s like, you donโ€™t even get a choice.
This Tweet quotes @wizard0rb, who drew Coach Z in a more detailed design, with a zipper, in two poses: one with beat up shoes, and another with a visible 5 o'clock shadow, holding mouthwash. The tweet text references These Peoples Try to Fade Me.
30 May 2022


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Just take those old glasses off the shelf!
Blubb-O's Collector's glasses and Teen Girl Squad Stationery from @fangamer!
fangamer.com/collections/ho...


Video Transcript

{The Blubb-O's logo on a red background}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: New at participating Blubb-O's restaurants and Fangamer.com,

{Fangamer logo and all four glasses appear}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: ...it's Homestar Runner collector's glasses. {glasses spin around} Featuring all of your favorite occasional cartoon characters:

{cut to a glass with Homestar on it}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Enjoy a refreshing glass of melonade with Homestar Runner!

{Ice appears in the glass and Melonade is poured in, while the Melonade logo comes in from left.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {mouth on glass moves} {monotone, in old-style voice} I'm finally drowning in melonade! {normal voice} I've had this dream so many times!

{cut to the Strong Sad glass}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Pep yourself up with Strong Sad and a cup of our Nitro Room Temperature Brew.

{logo for Nitro Room Temperature Brew appears to "fill up" while the drink is being poured into the glass}

STRONG SAD: This little scribble cloud in my thought balloon has got my torpor all in a stupor.

{cut to marzipan glass with green liquid is sloppily poured into it}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Have a... {queasy murmur} "healthy" glass of Smarty Juice {logo appears} with Marzipan.

ANNOUNCER 2: {spoken quickly, text appears with asterisk on bottom} Mrs. Pan unavailable for witty dialog due to ongoing litigation with Blubb-O's Restaurant Corporation

{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat glass}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: And chug down our new Suudsu Meltshake {logo appears} with Strong Bad and The Cheat.

{gummy bears are dropped into the cup while milkshake is sloppily poured in}

STRONG BAD: The Cheat, I told you to order us a Piemonade Meltshake.

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

{a slice of pie is thrown at the cup, most of it missing}

STRONG BAD: Oh, the best of both woilds!

{a hand appears and scrapes the pie off the table and puts it in the cup}

STRONG BAD: Yeah that's—that's good. Just, just scrape that up there, with your hairy arm... just plop it— plop it right in.

{the liquid-filled glasses slide in from the top and bottom}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Homestar Runner Collector's Glasses. Collect them all, because you don't get a choice!

{"*GLASSES NOT SOLD SEPARATELY" slides in from the left}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Also from Fangamer.com:

{cut to a scene from Teen Girl Squad Issue 1}

CHEERLEADER: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK—

{the Teen Girl Squad stationery redesigns cover the girls, knocking them down}

ANNOUNCER STRONG BAD: MERCHANDiE!!... 's'd

{cut to Teen Girl Squad stationery}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Teen Girl Squad Stationery!

{cut and pan down one of the notepads}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Notepads,

{cut to the other notepad, then cut to the stickers and tape}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Stickers and washi tape,

{cut to close up of the tape, the cut to the pencils}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Pencils,

{cut to Post-It page markers}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: And these little... bookmark-y... strip things. I dunno what you'd— I don't know what they're for either.

{cut to all products on a red background}

BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Collector's glasses and stationery. Nei—neither of these things are edible!

{cut to Blubb-O's logo}

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: {appears in speech bubble}Offer not malleable in all 50 steaks. Remember to tape it to your forehead.

24 May 2022


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Controversial fan theory:
First guy grows up to become second guy.
23 May 2022


MORTARBOARDโ€™D!! (ow! my debate team sash!)
This Tweet quotes @FromHonalee, who painted a mortarboard to be like lined paper and say "it's over!" on it.
14 May 2022


Just gonna leave this right here:
This Tweet links to It's Its! on YouTube
This Tweet is a reply to @philrynda, who said "Its. So. Good." about the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
12 May 2022


That carpet! I can smell the cigarette smoke and cold ones that are stinkstained into it even though neither are allowed at SPC!!
This Tweet is a reply to @cytoons, who drew fan art of Homestar Runner, The Cheat, and a toy Drive-Thru Whale at a Sweet Puttin' Cakes arcade.
10 May 2022


I feel the same way! The whole thing will get all HTML5, non-flash updated like the Toons and Sbemail menu, itโ€™s just taking a while.
This Tweet is a reply to @CheeseBarnacle, who wanted the Scrolling Shooter Games Menu to be more mobile friendly.
5 May 2022


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Member, like, 20 freakin years ago when The Skate Party made this song? The Cheat was always gonna make a video for it until he realized, y'know... Strong Sad. [LOUD WHINY EMO WARNING]


Video Transcript

Each Day
(we die a little more)
Suffering Under
(the weight of the world)

They make fun of me (in my dreams)
My Strong family (and The Cheat)
I stay in my room (where I feel free)
To rock it quietly (and now)

Each Day
(we die a little more)
Suffering Under
(the weight of the world)

Each Day
(we die a little more)
Suffering Under
(the weight of the world)

{guitar solo}

Each Day
(we die a little more)
Suffering Under
(the weight of the world)

Each Day
(we die a little more)
Suffering Under
(the weight of the world)

3 May 2022


Workin on it! This summer we should have global styles by the miles!
This Tweet is a reply to @joshuamartian, who replied to the previous Tweet asking about international shipping.
2 May 2022


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New Expando Deck for Trogdor The Board Game!
More Action Cards! Emergency Cards! Spell Cards?!
Buy it and any other item (including the base game) and get $5 off your wholedang order.
bit.ly/39xwBe6


Video Transcript

See Expando Deck Promo
2 May 2022


Jimmy McGill is basically Bubs and Coach Z in one.
This Tweet is a reply to @JonLipe, who replied to the previous Tweet quoting the character in question and making him say "jorb".
1 May 2022


Jimmy and Kim are just not in the right demo. Those A/V kids though. They should know.
This Tweet quotes @KenJennings, who joked that if Better Call Saul really took place in 2004, it would reference Homestar Runner.
1 May 2022

April

Text / Transcript Date / Link
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For those of you worried that The Cheat is getting too good at animation, never fear. He's still got it when he wants it.
29 Apr 2022


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The napkin doodle in question. Circa 2004? The Cheat made Homsar play lefty in his animation for accuracy.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
28 Apr 2022


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To commemorate @tmbg using an old napkin doodle of Homestar and Homsar in their fan club mailing list today, The Cheat decided to animate it.
28 Apr 2022


You should ask @Fangamer! I only have access to Bubs and I don't trust his customer service!
This Tweet is a reply to @generalvash, who replied to the previous Tweet and said they ordered the Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits Vinyl from Fangamer and got their order canceled and refunded.
25 Apr 2022


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How do I win handheld games with boxing gloves on? Watch my Strong-Play of Marzipan Beef Reverser to find out! Full vid here:
https://youtu.be/i14Oi9Fcvwo
*spoilers for Beef Reverser. spoiled beef, as it were*


Video Transcript

See Strong-Play: Marzipan Beef Reverser
25 Apr 2022


This rules! Check out that clickety-clackity LASORB beam! Light Awesomplification by the Stimulated Omission of Robotic Burnination!
This Tweet quotes @jeriellsworth, who posted a laser engraving machine engraving Trogdor into a piece of metal.
23 Apr 2022


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Whoa @lightmanx5! That concrete paver looks just like me from the short-lived landscape planning game "StrongBadZone: Hardscape!"
This Tweet quotes @lightmanx5, who posted a paver with Strong Bad's face drawn on it in chalk.

Image Transcript

STRONG BAD PAVER: YOUR YARD A SPLODE

20 Apr 2022


Check out these incredulous custom Lemmings levels for the Apple ][ !! From the same progrumming magician responsible for the Peasant's Quest Apple ][ port!!
This Tweet quotes @deater78, who posted a Lemmings mod where they put in Strong Bad's head, Taranchula, Homestar and Frank Bennedetto from the Email army, Bubs' Concession Stand, and Trogdor burninating a cottage.
17 Apr 2022


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Don't forget to microwave one of these little guys today!
17 Apr 2022


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Oh man! Is Daffodil part The Cheat?
This Tweet is a reply to @SmallBuStudio, who posted a picture of a plush doll of a character called Daffodil.
15 Apr 2022


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Thanks for forwarding this @DeanTheAdequate!
It's just like that limited edition, mail order-only re-color of the Cheat Commandos Troop Transport!
I got to be a decal!
This Tweet quotes @QuirkyRides, who posted a picture of a 1970's Volkswagen Phoenix that looks like the paint on the Basement of the Brothers Strong.
15 Apr 2022


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Since itโ€™s the season, donโ€™t forget your all-time fave Spring Break destination back in โ€˜94 with this incredible @kee_fry t-shirt design!
bit.ly/3KOBNYz
15 Apr 2022


This is the @leepetty equivalent of checking that "touch up my appearance" box in those fancy video calls.
This Tweet quotes @leepetty, who drew the art for the vinyl release of Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits, saying one of his favorite pieces of art was the art he made for the record and that he wanted to show "Strong Bad's classy side".
12 Apr 2022


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What browser you using? If you give it a sec, you should get a big play button like this. Thatโ€™s Ruffle working its post-flash magic. Click it to watch. If nothingโ€™s showing up, call Bubsโ€™ customer service.
This Tweet is a reply to @D_Train2002, who replied to the parenting Flash version Tweet and asked if there was a way to watch it after the death of Flash, since it wasn't working.
8 Apr 2022


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Lookit my extra husky, extra circular head! Lovingly cross-stitched by @CraftingGeek!


Video Transcript

STRONG BAD: Whoa, it's like you peeled off my face and stretched it across this frame! Or under one of those glass display cases depicting a prime specimen. Here we see the {"fig1a:" appears at the bottom, and the words spoke appear} fortis malus luctatio. Which was known for catching its prey by regurgitating its own style.

{cut to the Strong Bad cross-stich hanging from a tree}

NARRATOR: Yes, it's the fortis malus luctatio.

{zooms into the cross-stitch}

NARRATOR: Colloquially known as Strong Bad, who's known at times to regurgitate its own style. Don't ask me to explain what that means, 'cuz I'm just really tired, and I'd like to have a lie down.

7 Apr 2022


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For all you purists, here's the Flash version of sbemail 209 complete with compressed audio and clicky-clicky easter eggs!
homestarrunner.com/sbemails/209-p...
Including a Flash-exclusive easter egg to replace the one with video footage in it that Ruffle doesn't like.
7 Apr 2022


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This Tweet links to Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits vinyl on Fangamer
This Tweet is a reply to @quiksotik, who replied to the album Tweet and said that they couldn't find a link to the Strong Bad Sings vinyl.
7 Apr 2022


dunno where this link came from but maybe it will help.

tinkercad.com/things/f7ymdas...

better hurry and download before it becomes private again!
This Tweet is a reply to @nicknichols2049, who asked if they could get an STL of Gankroar from Two More Eggs.
6 Apr 2022


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This Tweet is a reply to @MonkeyDLandon, who replied to the album Tweet and said that they were still waiting for the Limozeen album.
6 Apr 2022


Psst! Next time try and hit Homestar!
This Tweet is a reply to @LevertBurtmore, who replied to the Marzipan Beef Reverser update Tweet and said that the in-game text saying to finish with full health was helpful.
6 Apr 2022


It was available for free on my downloads page for 20 years.
old.homestarrunner.com/songs/Everybod...
This Tweet is a reply to @SoundwaveSC, who replied to the previous Tweet saying there isn't a studio version of Everybody to the Limit.
6 Apr 2022


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With the recent re-stock of Strong Bad Sings on vinyl, donโ€™t forget you can stream/buy ALL of my awesome musical styles from your fave streamins services here! 100โ€™s of songs! Severals of classics!
songwhip.com/strong-bad
6 Apr 2022


Sorry, it's a Gizmondo exclusive!
This Tweet is a reply to @johnbowman, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if the game could be played on a Sidekick.
6 Apr 2022


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Big update for Marzipan Beef Reverser!
videlectrix.itch.io/marzipan-beef-...
-mini platformy levels
-randomized beef!
-Milkwave!
-random health drops
-hidden bonus levels
-hidden BOSS
-PAUSE BUTTON
Play on phone, in browser, or download for GameBoy or Analogue Pocket!
Made with @GBStudioDev!
6 Apr 2022


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Also, letโ€™s talk about how @leepetty made me the perfect blend of The Beast from Krull and that creeptake from Xtro!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
5 Apr 2022


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I shoulda mentioned that my awesome cyberalien visage (and all artwork) are by the amazing @leepetty! You wonโ€™t believe how shiny he made my butt look on the back cover!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
5 Apr 2022


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Also available in GREEN splatter vinyl variant from @STSPhonoCo!
shiptoshoremedia.com/collections/fe...
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

Video Transcript

{Strong Bad and Strong Sad are in what appears to be Homestar Runner's living room. Strong Sad holds the vinyl in front of a bookshelf with a record player on it, while Strong Bad looks over the vinyl.}

STRONG BAD: {pointing at the record and turning his head to inspect it} Whoa, it's like the record was made with the splattered barf of Trogdor's enemies.

5 Apr 2022


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Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl is finally BACK IN STOCK!
https://fanga.me/r/strongbadvin...
From Cheap As Free Recordings and @Fangamer!


Video Transcript

ALBUM ART STRONG BAD: {with a lisp due to his large pointy teeth} Hey kids, remember me? I'm back in stock!

{zooms out to show the entire album art}

NARRATOR: That's right. Strong Bad Sings on vinyl is back in stock.

{the vinyl comes out of the album case, with "BACK N' STOCK!" at the top right corner, and the Fangamer and Cheap as Free logos in the bottom left and bottom right corners respectively.}

ALBUM ART STRONG BAD: {cut to zoomed in album art} Now just let me back into your heart. {smiles} Hee!

{zoom back out to full album art and vinyl}

NARRATOR: {top right text replaced} Oh man!! {Fangamer logo replaced} No way. {Cheap as Free logo replaced} No way at all. There's gotta be some consonant clusters that are really difficult to pull off with a mouth like that.

ALBUM ART STRONG BAD: {cut to zoomed in album art} Look for the record with me on the cover!

5 Apr 2022


Weird. Try going to it from the sbemail menu:
https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails
(did you know the new sbemail menu has all my old computers and scroll buttons songs hidden on it?)
This Tweet is a reply to @OneAndOnlyDanky, who said that the page for the email parenting doesn't have the toon on it.
2 Apr 2022


This is just magical! The last time you got your driverโ€™s license renewed, did you remember to check the box that says:
โœ… โ€œWhen I die, chop off my cool tattoo arm and send it in a big gross jar to the Coolsonian Museum of Style-havery?โ€
This Tweet quotes @xjennersonx, who posted pictures of her arm with tattoos of Homestar Runner characters on it.
2 Apr 2022


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This Tweet is a reply to @mririgo, who quoted the previous Tweet and was excited that Strong Bad answered his email.
1 Apr 2022


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NEW STRONG BAD EMAIL
I started checking this email 4 years ago. So I decided to finish checking it for April Fools'. It is checked.
https://youtu.be/qUDejhGOG6s
1 Apr 2022

March

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This Tweet is a reply to @Circadian_Alt, who was asking Strong Bad for a sleeveless Tee of Homestar's star shirt.
26 Mar 2022


Already do thanks to @Fangamer!
This Tweet links to Homestar Runner Pin Sets on Fangamer.
This Tweet is a reply to @BowserSlayer87, who replied to the promo Tweet asking if Strong Bad considered making character pins.
26 Mar 2022


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Tis true. He has been down there.
This Tweet is a reply to @James_Dz, who replied to the previous Tweet and posted a picture of themselves with a Homestar Runner shirt in Antarctica.
26 Mar 2022


Try it up now! Should be fixรฉd!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
26 Mar 2022


Looking into this right now! He's tryin to throttle us all down!
This Tweet is a reply to @James_Dz, who replied to the previous Tweet showing that the code was invalid.
26 Mar 2022


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Stuffbuy! This weekend only (3/26-3/27) use promo code MERCH10 to get 10% everything in my print-on-demand store! Shirts, face masks, mugs, pillows, crap!
...s-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com
26 Mar 2022


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Just you wait!
This Tweet is a reply to @LJHouser0113, who replied to the bonus level restore Tweet, asking for new information on the update.
26 Mar 2022


Nothing official but @MarcusRaven86 made an awesome mod:
This Tweet links to the Trogdor Boardgame mod on Steam Community.
This Tweet is a reply to @Flashn00b, who replied to the Trogdor! The Board Game restock Tweet and asked if there's Tabletop Simulator DLC for Trogdor! The Board Game.
22 Mar 2022


They restored the hidden bonus level. Working on getting the other features back in stable-style.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
22 Mar 2022


Videlectrix takes it all back! Too much Kernel Panic! Went back to last stable release until they can graphic it up twice!
This Tweet is a reply to the patch Tweet.
22 Mar 2022


You win!
This Tweet is a reply to @Shennanigma, who replied to the patch Tweet and posted the itch.io webpage with a Kernel Panic error screen from the game, asking if it was good.
22 Mar 2022


Videlectrix may have tried to cram too many graphics at once into a tiny box! Iโ€™ll report at once!
This Tweet is a reply to @cartoonmoo, who replied to the patch Tweet and posted a Kernel Panic error screen from the game, asking if it was the bonus stage.
22 Mar 2022


Iโ€™ll send to Videlectrix. Do you remember where you were or whom you were with during the Kernal Panic in question?
This Tweet is a reply to @Echowake, who replied to the previous Tweet and posted a Kernel Panic error screen from the game, asking if they won.
22 Mar 2022


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Day 2 Patch! Milkwave obstacle! Secret way to regain health! Can you unlock the bonus stage?!
https://videlectrix.itch.io/marzipan-beef-...
22 Mar 2022


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In celebration of MAR21 (marzi) Day, Videlectrix made another playable micro game! I give you:
Marzipan Beef Reverser!
https://videlectrix.itch.io/marzipan-beef-...
21 Mar 2022


Once again, @JanelleCShane proves that all internet-trained neural networks eventually lead to Trogdor!
This Tweet quotes @JanelleCShane, who posted an AI-generated sentence about a "Burnination Utopia".
18 Mar 2022


Man, what if THIS was your entry point to me and my dumb animal character friendsโ€™ exploits? How might these diaps color the remainder of your experience? OR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE for that matter?!!
This Tweet is a reply to @hhershock, who replied to the Diaper Sunrise Tweet saying that her daughter keeps wanting to watch the video again after being shown it.

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18 Mar 2022


Oh craftdang! Calling needlepoint โ€œstabsโ€ almost -ALMOST- makes me want to get into it. Can you make it so the canvas, like, screams with each stitch? Def be on board then.
This Tweet quotes @lavenderwhimsy, who posted a picture of a Strong Bad needlepoint.
17 Mar 2022


Which, coincidentally, ALSO uses the slogan โ€œCover The Earth.โ€
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
16 Mar 2022


Hydrogdor. Doubles as the logo for the Hydrogenated Oil lobby.
This Tweet is a reply to @paulandstorm, who retweeted a Tweet from @cinemashoebox showing the emblem of the Peterson-Schriever Garrison command of the United States Space Force, and asked if Strong Bad designed it.
16 Mar 2022


Based on what my crappy notebook paper drawing elicits, I canโ€™t even imagine what would happen to Homestar if I tossed one of these plushies at him!
This Tweet quotes @MrsWeirdFriends, who posted a picture of a Li'l Brudder plush doll they made.
14 Mar 2022


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Cold, hot, fresh Trogdor Board Games!
Get em before I have to preorder another batch that'll sit on a mysterious boat for 6-24 weeks!
Buy it up so great: https://bit.ly/3vTbThH
9 Mar 2022


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This is what things have come to, people!!


Video Transcript

See Diaper Sunrise
8 Mar 2022

February

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I didnโ€™t do it! It was the curse!
This Tweet is a reply to @diov_g, who replied to the previous Tweet and was surprised to see Strong Bad using Zalgo text.
25 Feb 2022


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Dang. Those lips have some แนฐฬตอ“ฬฌฬ‚ฬ…อ˜Eฬธฬนอ˜ล–ฬถฬญฬ˜ฬอ‚อ…แนชฬตฬœออŽฬณIฬทฬฆฬบอ”ฬอ‘ฬ“ฬˆฬAฬตฬกอฬบอ†ฬˆฬฬ‰ฬอRฬทฬกอ‚ฬ‚Yฬถฬ˜ฬญฬžอˆฬŠฬ styles goin on.
This Tweet is a reply to @woodrowwhite, who posted a picture of a realistic-looking Homestar Runner.
24 Feb 2022

January

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The 3D notebook paper shopping cart really elevates this to another level.

That, and Uggs with a High Life. She def snuck that from Manolios' moldy garage fridge that's weirdly full of videotapes.
This Tweet quotes @alyshaba, who posted a picture of a group of people dressed as the Teen Girl Squad, with a shopping cart styled after notebook paper that has the Arrow'd Guy coming out. The person dressed as The Ugly One is holding a Miller High Life.
28 Jan 2022


sbemail209 is the new Stinkoman level 10! You got 12-15 years to spare?
This Tweet is a reply to @diov_g, who posted a picture made on Moto Note of Strong Bad's reply to his reply from the previous year asking about Sbemail 209.
26 Jan 2022


Click on the actual game screen first mebbe.
This Tweet is a reply to @jakewc233, who said they couldn't progress past the title screen of Trogday Micro Game.
22 Jan 2022


This is what I like to see!
This Tweet is a reply to @2WayIntrsctn and @maplesbian, the former of whom replied to the Trogday Tweet asking for it to be played on a real Game Boy Color, and the latter showing the game on real hardware.
20 Jan 2022


Already sent this to Videlectrix! Should be fixed. Thanks!
This Tweet is a reply to @spinning_ebooks, who replied to the Trogday Tweet and reported a bug that if the player burninated the same cottage over and over, they could get to the Kerrek fight.
20 Jan 2022


Keep in mind, it's a MICRO game. Hopefully you're not THAT terrible at games.
This Tweet is a reply to @DowntownBr2, who quoted the previous Tweet and said they would be playing Trogday Micro Game until 3 A.M.
20 Jan 2022


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A full week late, Videlectrix celebrates Trogdor's 19th Trogday with a free GameBoy Color micro game!
videlectrix.itch.io/trogday-micro-...
Play in browser, on phone, or even an emulator!
20 Jan 2022


A worthy bday Stinkopresent inspired by the animational stylings of @SmallBuStudio!!
This Tweet is a reply to @wizard0rb, who sent a picture of Stinkoman, 1-Up, and Pan Pan in a style reminiscent of the Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic.
9 Jan 2022


Itโ€™s the long lost Shroud of Strong Badia! From that one time my head AND a jar of Strong Sadโ€™s sunbutter got stuck in a sweatshirt together!
This Tweet is a reply to @LadyStardust41, who made a shirt with Strong Bad's face spray painted on the front and "STRONG BADIA POP: TIRE" on the back.
7 Jan 2022


Hot stamps! I gotta yell at Bubs!
This Tweet is a reply to @tcy_alex, who pointed out that homestarrunner.com was still using an outdated version of Ruffle at the time, and that newer versions allow for embedded video playback.
3 Jan 2022


These, THESE, are the good graphics Videlectrix has been ranting about for years! Thanks for passing this along @HeadZonkStudios!
This Tweet quotes @mausmoto, being the same Tweet from the previous reply.
2 Jan 2022


Um, yes please.
This Tweet is a reply to @mausmoto and @HeadZonkStudios, the former of whom posted a video of 3D Sierra Entertainment-style graphics, while the latter suggested a Peasant's Quest remake in this style.
2 Jan 2022
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