@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020
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This is a list of all the [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweets from 2020. | This is a list of all the [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweets from 2020. | ||
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+ | |id=1316826612135063552 | ||
+ | |text=I think Yngwie Malmsteen has the exclusive patent on squeedlies. Meedlies miiight be the intellectual property of Paul Gilbert. Or at least meedlies performed with a guitar pick attached to a drill. | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:TrixieAsk|@TrixieAsk]], who responded to @AndrewJPlant's post asking if the diagram illustrated squeedlies or meedlies. | ||
+ | |fun facts= | ||
+ | *[[wikipedia:Yngwie Malmsteen|Yngwie Malmsteen]] and [[wikipedia:Paul Gilbert|Paul Gilbert]] are heavy metal guitarists (Swedish and American, respectively). | ||
+ | |date=14 Oct 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1316821711023734786 | ||
+ | |text=Agreed. Totally looks like Gary Palaroncini's patent application for The Hardest Chord Ever. And select pages from Limozeen's 1989 "Ladies, We're Staying In Room 302 At The Ramada" Tour coloring book! (which btw is still colorable here)<br> | ||
+ | [[hr:limo_coloringbook.html|homestarrunner.com/limo_coloringb...]] | ||
+ | |pic=TwitterLimoColoringBook1.png | ||
+ | |pic2=TwitterLimoColoringBook2.png | ||
+ | |pic3=TwitterLimoColoringBook3.png | ||
+ | |link=[[twitter:AndrewJPlant|@AndrewJPlant]], who thought a patent illustration of Eddie Van Halen resembled Limozeen. | ||
+ | |fun facts=*[[Gary Palaroncini]] was reported to have perfected the Hardest Chord Ever in [[privileges]]. | ||
+ | *The coloring book pages were originally featured in [[coloring]]. | ||
+ | |date=14 Oct 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1315021438831808512 | ||
+ | |text=Takes-a me back! So many great and terrible old skins from [[twitter:winampskins|@winampskins]] and http://skins.webamp.org! The peasant equalizer is definitely my fav! | ||
+ | |pic=WinampLappy.jpg | ||
+ | |pic2=WinampTangerine.jpg | ||
+ | |pic3=WinampTandy.jpg | ||
+ | |date=10 Oct 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1313654191584354309 | ||
+ | |text=Check out this unused box art made by [[twitter:craigzobel|@craigzobel]] way back in the day! Videlectrix prolly deemed it too "Grahammy" and were afraid of litigashe. Also, I really wanna play "Prof. Sleuth's Mystery of the Geometry Cows!" Where's THAT box art?! | ||
+ | |pic=TwitterZobelPQ.jpeg | ||
+ | |date=6 Oct 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1312799059795677187 | ||
+ | |text=Did you almost have to pull over because you were wanted by local authorities for aggravated appearing as Coach Z in public? | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:DeinOberherr|@DeinOberherr]] who once sang a song in a middle school talent show dressed as Coach Z. | ||
+ | |date=4 Oct 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1312759475309338624 | ||
+ | |text=Don't get me wrong, though. I love this! And did I just notice a tiny top hat on one of his wingalings?! He's a fashion vanguard! | ||
+ | |pic=TwitterWingalingTopHat.jpeg | ||
+ | |reply=the previous Tweet. | ||
+ | |date=4 Oct 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1312757861706076160 | ||
+ | |text=This is definitely the 100% No Beef variety of Trogdor. Instead of a beefy arm, he's just got, like, the arm of somebody that works at the DMV maybe? I said consummate DMV's!! Consummate! | ||
+ | |link=[[twitter:Yukia_Epin|@Yukia_Epin]] who drew a picture of Trogdor hiding in a cave. | ||
+ | |date=4 Oct 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1312151806303064064 | ||
+ | |text=Never too soon! Send em on! This year! Last year! Costumes from a non-Halloween convention from a decade ago! I'll take anything! | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:The_Pizza_Zone|@The_Pizza_Zone]], who asked if it was too soon to send in photos for Fan Costumes. | ||
+ | |date=2 Oct 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1312129856981753856 | ||
+ | |text=That's the best section of any store ever. | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:MonkeyDLenny|@MonkeyDLenny]], who posted an image of a store shelf full of plastic viking hats, quoting [[Ever and More!]] | ||
+ | |date=2 Oct 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1312078099471892485 | ||
+ | |text=I would watch this crossover but only if the 'Zeen got matching 90's CG styles! | ||
+ | |link=the same [[twitter:fhqwhpods|@fhqwhpods]] Tweet as [[#1312064189595353095|before]]. | ||
+ | |pic=TwitterZeenSpaceBus.gif | ||
+ | |date=2 Oct 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1312066643070246912 | ||
+ | |text=Hey! What's not scientific about my diagram? It is very well researched and entirely accurate! I, for one, am happy to see that my englilsh paper tips and tricks have finally burrowed their way into the ear canals of science academia! | ||
+ | |link=[[twitter:InsidiousPie|@InsidiousPie]]'s Tweet noting that an image <!--from [[twitter:scienceshitpost|@scienceshitpost]], but the username might not be allowed in running text-->which was labeled a science diagram was actually from the Strong Bad Email [[english paper]]. | ||
+ | |date=2 Oct 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1312064283681976321 | ||
+ | |text=Not mine. Not official. | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:MarcusRaven86|@MarcusRaven86]], who linked to a [[Wikipedia:Mortal Kombat|Mortal Kombat]]-themed Trogdor t-shirt and asked if it's Strong Bad-approved. | ||
+ | |date=2 Oct 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1312064189595353095 | ||
+ | |text=I'm on board, I'm not board. | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:fhqwhpods|@fhqwhpods]], who shared an image set featuring a crossover between [[Wikipedia:Star Trek: The Next Generation|Star Trek: The Next Generation]] and [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] and asked Strong Bad if he would watch it. | ||
+ | |fun facts=*Strong Bad's Tweet is a quote from [[looking old]]. | ||
+ | |date=2 Oct 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post|September | ||
+ | |id=1311050730774712320 | ||
+ | |text=Careful with that! It's potent stuff! | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:janineveazue|@janineveazue]] <!--unsure how to describe the Tweet--> | ||
+ | |date=29 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1310365120233693184 | ||
+ | |text=Love it! See if your dreams can do plastic injection molding and we're in business! | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:FusionPlank23|@FusionPlank23]], who had a dream about Strong Bad releasing a line of Homestar Runner character-themed Trogdor vinyl figures. | ||
+ | |date=27 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1310208526191669248 | ||
+ | |text=Oh man! If I do any Inktoberations this year, I'm definitely using this as my list! At the very least I'll def drop in for the 12th-14th. Tailor. Made. | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:anorangerobin|@anorangerobin]], who replied to [[twitter:JanelleCShane|@JanelleCShane]]'s AI-generated October drawing prompts noting that number 14 sounds like a [[SBLOUNSKCHED! bar]]. | ||
+ | |pic=TwitterTinyChocolatePants.jpeg | ||
+ | |date=27 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1310207467536740353 | ||
+ | |text=This fan art of The Cheat and me asleep on the couch is great! And is that a bag of Stave It Off chips I'm sleepglove rockin? I can never find those any more! | ||
+ | |pic=TwitterStaveChips.jpeg | ||
+ | |link=[[twitter:BraOfNachos|@BraOfNachos]], who drew a picture of Strong Bad sleeping on the couch with his boxing glove in a bag of chips. | ||
+ | |date=27 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1308945581704966148 | ||
+ | |text=Looks like satellite radar imaging of the Stinkowing in its mountaintop launch facility and buffet. | ||
+ | |pic=TwitterStinkowing.gif | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:faroffblue|@faroffblue]], who shared an ad displaying a brain scan that vaguely resembled Strong Bad's face. | ||
+ | |date=23 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1308855097351376898 | ||
+ | |text=The thumbnail algorithm can't grapple with the eternal conundrum "why is he holding that torch?!!" either! | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:Tanookicatoon|@Tanookicatoon]]'s artwork of the [[Jibblies Painting]], which Twitter automatically cropped to exclude the flame. | ||
+ | |fun facts= | ||
+ | *"Why is he holding that torch?!" is a line from [[Jibblies 2]]. | ||
+ | |date=23 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1308854194019987458 | ||
+ | |text=What if they've been called "hysols" this whole time and we've all just been misreading the logo! Those jerks WOULD do something like that! | ||
+ | |reply=the now-nonexistent [[twitter:idontha22829022|@idontha22829022]], who responded to the sloshy T-shirt Tweet, commenting on the upside-down spelling of sloshy's name. | ||
+ | |date=23 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1308812881044140039 | ||
+ | |text=What The Cheat does on his own time with his wildly inconsistent animation skills and mysterious vocal chords is totally up to him. | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:briman1701|@briman1701]]'s response to Strong Bad's previous Tweet, suggesting that The Cheat did the vocals. | ||
+ | |date=23 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1308780684304146432 | ||
+ | |text=I spotted this incredibly HAMdsome pig in [[twitter:tbbgco|@tbbgco]]'s game All Hams On Deck! AND the lovely basement paint job he appears to be perpetually pooping out! He should have that looked at! | ||
+ | |pic=TwitterAllHamsOnDeckPig.jpg | ||
+ | |date=23 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1308581147996291072 | ||
+ | |text=If THAT is the way The Cheats are treated in your family then the adoption agency will likely NEVER let another one near your home. The screening process has gotten very selective. In-home visits, surveillance cams, check-what-video-games-you-have, all that. | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:SSGohpom|@SSGohpom]], who had a brother who lost a Kick The Cheat toy, and wondered if the toys would make a return. | ||
+ | |date=22 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1308513871116861447 | ||
+ | |text=It's comin! | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:Mario9919|@Mario9919]], who replied to the [[#1308431924956999682|Degradest Hits Tweet]] waiting for Limozeen's newest single. | ||
+ | |date=22 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1308499002179162113 | ||
+ | |text=And of course ʎɥsols had to put out a snarky new t-shirt so five people ever can wear it and feel indiexclusive. | ||
+ | |link=the [[Shopify Store Clothing|Teespring]] page for the sloshy t-shirt with lamp. | ||
+ | |date=22 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1308477391766007809 | ||
+ | |text=It's no joke! Forthcoming release of music new, old, and live! Stay 'zeened! | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:swagrazor2009|@swagrazor2009]], who responded to [[#1308474807592382464|Strong Bad's previous reply]] willing to do anything to experience the Limozeen album. | ||
+ | |pic=TwitterStayZeened.jpg | ||
+ | |video transcript=''{A 3D Limozeen logo bounces and rotates.}'' | ||
+ | |date=22 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1308475236233469952 | ||
+ | |text=Naw, you'll just mysteriously have an art or creative writing degree and enormous student loan debt. | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:nuggetemilybev|@nuggetemilybev]], who replied to the [[#1308431924956999682|Degradest Hits Tweet]] feeling a mortal need to make a copy. | ||
+ | |date=22 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1308474807592382464 | ||
+ | |text=Sooooooon. | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:swagrazor2009|@swagrazor2009]], who quoted the [[#1308431924956999682|Degradest Hits Tweet]] asking if the same could be done for [[Limozeen]]. | ||
+ | |date=22 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1308452270049288193 | ||
+ | |text=This is the best snooty Forkgumb review ʎɥsols has ever received! | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:murderwizard|@murderwizard]], who quoted the [[#1308431924956999682|Degradest Hits Tweet]] calling [[Degradest Hits|the album]] the most "desultory" album of 1995. | ||
+ | |date=22 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1308444895284264960 | ||
+ | |text=Totally. They sold out when they signed to Mergeadorner Brothers Records man. | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:BossPhillips777|@BossPhillips777]], who replied to the [[#1308431924956999682|Degradest Hits Tweet]] saying [[No-Stalgia]] was overproduced. | ||
+ | |date=22 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1308433041803616256 | ||
+ | |text=Sorry for the DELETED tweeted! There was a typo that had to be Edgarwared from existence. | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:Shdw_Mnky1224|@Shdw_Mnky1224]], who responded to the previous Tweet alluding to a deleted Tweet and thanked The Brothers Chaps for their work. | ||
+ | |date=22 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1308431924956999682 | ||
+ | |text=ʎɥsols put a new record out on the streamins. Old stuff, new stuff, and live demos. Plus here's a video for their new single "No-stalgia". I have mixed feelings about the ɥsols but I gotta give em credit for pioneering the HD Omelette Solo. | ||
+ | |||
+ | https://songwhip.com/sloshy/degradest-hits | ||
+ | |||
+ | |video transcript={{see|No-Stalgia Visuals}} | ||
+ | |pic=NoStalgia.png | ||
+ | |date=22 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1306321519484731393 | ||
+ | |text=There's a chance his larynx is just busted. This can happen with a 10-15 year old plush that you're s'posed to kick to activate. If his voicebox rattles, that may mean some plastic junk in there is busted or soldering has come loose. Otherwise, stuff jellybeans in there for fun! | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:RandiSanders17|@RandiSanders17]], who responded in a thread with [[twitter:@Krakat0n|Krakat0n]] and [[twitter:@BeesKneesMcGee|BeesKneesMcGee]] going back to the [[#1301928964722757639|the Kick the Cheat Voicebox Replacement video]], asking what should be done if the battery doesn't fix the voicebox. | ||
+ | |date=16 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1306060910298050562 | ||
+ | |text=There's a hot chance this is the first fan art of this kind! Why doth you think he clutcheth his cape/cloak?! | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:MrNormalDraws|@MrNormalDraws]], who drew a picture of [[Count Longardeaux]]. | ||
+ | |date=15 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1304146747904667649 | ||
+ | |text=Old sprite sheet finds! Rejected cloud boss from Stinkoman level 6. And look! It's Cannonmouth's mouth in cloud form! | ||
+ | |pic=TwitterStinkomanCloudboss.jpg | ||
+ | |date=10 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1302663395548618752 | ||
+ | |retweet=[[twitter:TheDoubleclicks|@TheDoubleclicks]]' reminder about the last day to watch Nerds and Music. | ||
+ | |date=6 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1301928964722757639 | ||
+ | |text=Only like 15 years late! Learn how to revive a voiceless Kick The Cheat plush with some grody at-home surgery. Watch the longer, full deal here: | ||
+ | https://youtu.be/YhyqQ51RO6Q | ||
+ | |pic=KickTheCheatSurgery.png | ||
+ | |video transcript=''See [[Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery (How-to)]] from the title card to when Strong Bad faints the first time.'' | ||
+ | |date=4 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1301599851566829570 | ||
+ | |text=Don't worry, things are just as barely updated here as they were on the website! | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:ScreamingTower|@ScreamingTower]]<!--unsure how to construe this Tweet-->. | ||
+ | |date=3 Sep 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post|August | ||
+ | |id=1298723420650135554 | ||
+ | |text=It's post-orthodonture Homestar Runner after braces have corrected his undabite! | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:AnimatorRader|@AnimatorRader]], who drew a [[Homestar Runner]] with a deëmphasized underbite. | ||
+ | |date=26 Aug 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1298335200544423939 | ||
+ | |text=This is some great fan art [[twitter:TVsKyle|@TVsKyle]] and very accurate! Homsar all the time has a sentient two-tentacled Peowctopus following just behind him! | ||
+ | |link=[[twitter:TVsKyle|@TVsKyle]], who posted a fan art of [[Homsar]] running and wailing, with a dust cloud behind him. | ||
+ | |date=25 Aug 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
+ | |id=1298272453701984256 | ||
+ | |text=This is some highway jobbery right here! You're better off scouring thrift stores in college towns for the next five years. Check those ziplock bags fulla Blubb-O's kids meal toys. | ||
+ | |reply=[[twitter:LukosPH|@LukosPH]], who expressed regret about not having bought Homestar figurines sooner, and needing to pay ten times the amount to do so ten years later. | ||
+ | |date=25 Aug 2020 | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{post | ||
|id=1298041555341713409 | |id=1298041555341713409 | ||
- | |text=I look like | + | |text=I look like I'm eating Homestar's face and Homestar looks like he's somehow inhaled his own face.<br /><br />And grown arms.<br /><br />And hips. |
|reply=[[twitter:C4ptianmcd3rp|@C4ptianmcd3rp]], who made concepts for Strong Bad- and Homestar-themed skins for [[Wikipedia:Fall Guys|Fall Guys]]. | |reply=[[twitter:C4ptianmcd3rp|@C4ptianmcd3rp]], who made concepts for Strong Bad- and Homestar-themed skins for [[Wikipedia:Fall Guys|Fall Guys]]. | ||
|date=24 Aug 2020 | |date=24 Aug 2020 | ||
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|id=1297215902254075905 | |id=1297215902254075905 | ||
|text=This issue comes up a lot, so I made a little song. | |text=This issue comes up a lot, so I made a little song. | ||
- | |pic= | + | |pic=TwitterCroonularSwoons.jpg |
|video transcript=''{A still image of a Teen Girl Squad-style Strong Bad wearing a top hat, drinking a martini and pushing his ooh lips into a microphone is pictured. The text reads "you're listening to the smooth, soft, croonular swoons of: STRONG BAD"}'' | |video transcript=''{A still image of a Teen Girl Squad-style Strong Bad wearing a top hat, drinking a martini and pushing his ooh lips into a microphone is pictured. The text reads "you're listening to the smooth, soft, croonular swoons of: STRONG BAD"}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Doop-a-doop-doo | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}''<br> |
+ | (Doop-a-doop-doo)<br> | ||
+ | My name is Strong Bad (doodle-a-doop)<br> | ||
+ | Those are two different words (deedlely-doop)<br> | ||
+ | It's Strong because I'm strong, and Bad because I'm great!<br> | ||
+ | So don't forget the space bar, you nerds! (deh-doomp)<br> | ||
+ | Now if your name was Simple McDaniels (doo-doop)<br> | ||
+ | I wouldn't call you Simpleh-McDaniels (bee-doomp)<br> | ||
+ | Or if your name was June Pretendo (doo-ding)<br> | ||
+ | I wouldn't call you Junep-Retendo (bah-dump)<br> | ||
+ | So don't forget that space. Do I have to tattoo it on your face?<br> | ||
+ | Strong Bad is two different wooooords! (donk) | ||
|link=[[twitter:MiloOverYonder|@MiloOverYonder]], who responded to the previous [[#1297193940949635073|Nerds and Music Tweet]] noting the purchase page had Strong Bad's name as one word. | |link=[[twitter:MiloOverYonder|@MiloOverYonder]], who responded to the previous [[#1297193940949635073|Nerds and Music Tweet]] noting the purchase page had Strong Bad's name as one word. | ||
|date=22 Aug 2020 | |date=22 Aug 2020 | ||
+ | |fun facts=*Strong Bad previously used "two different words" in response to his name being spelled as one word in [[myths and legends]]. | ||
}} | }} | ||
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|id=1293662467462254598 | |id=1293662467462254598 | ||
- | |text=Sloshy and Limozeen are up next. Imminent even! Then | + | |text=Sloshy and Limozeen are up next. Imminent even! Then I'll see about Vol 4. |
|reply=[[twitter:DarrenYouGuys|@DarrenYouGuys]], who asked about Volume 4 of the [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack]] and future music-related releases. | |reply=[[twitter:DarrenYouGuys|@DarrenYouGuys]], who asked about Volume 4 of the [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack]] and future music-related releases. | ||
|date=12 Aug 2020 | |date=12 Aug 2020 | ||
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|id=1293546203712573449 | |id=1293546203712573449 | ||
- | |text=Aw crap! Sorry for the takelong response! Immobilized peasants can NOT be burninated. Not even a flaming head is enough to overcome their arrowedness. | + | |text=Aw crap! Sorry for the takelong response! Immobilized peasants can NOT be burninated. Not even a flaming head is enough to overcome their arrowedness. That's how I plays anyways. |
|reply=[[twitter:liracali|@liracali]], who asked if immobilized peasants in [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] could be burninated. | |reply=[[twitter:liracali|@liracali]], who asked if immobilized peasants in [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] could be burninated. | ||
|date=12 Aug 2020 | |date=12 Aug 2020 | ||
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|id=1263885002347106305 | |id=1263885002347106305 | ||
|text=You deserve a break! Eating pudding with a spoooooon! | |text=You deserve a break! Eating pudding with a spoooooon! | ||
- | |pic= | + | |pic=twitterPudding.gif |
|reply=[[twitter:@_AlexHirsch|@_AlexHirsch]]<!-- username starts with underscore, though at sign allows [[link]] formatting -->, who responded to the [[#1263879715569483777|towel designs]] Tweet having bought three Take A Break.exe towels and claiming he needed a break. | |reply=[[twitter:@_AlexHirsch|@_AlexHirsch]]<!-- username starts with underscore, though at sign allows [[link]] formatting -->, who responded to the [[#1263879715569483777|towel designs]] Tweet having bought three Take A Break.exe towels and claiming he needed a break. | ||
+ | |fun facts=*This tweet quotes [[Under Construction]] and shows a GIF from it. | ||
|date=22 May 2020 | |date=22 May 2020 | ||
}} | }} |
Revision as of 13:51, 22 October 2020
This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from 2020.
October
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I think Yngwie Malmsteen has the exclusive patent on squeedlies. Meedlies miiight be the intellectual property of Paul Gilbert. Or at least meedlies performed with a guitar pick attached to a drill.
Fun Facts
| 14 Oct 2020
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Agreed. Totally looks like Gary Palaroncini's patent application for The Hardest Chord Ever. And select pages from Limozeen's 1989 "Ladies, We're Staying In Room 302 At The Ramada" Tour coloring book! (which btw is still colorable here)
homestarrunner.com/limo_coloringb...
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| 14 Oct 2020
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Takes-a me back! So many great and terrible old skins from @winampskins and http://skins.webamp.org! The peasant equalizer is definitely my fav!
| 10 Oct 2020
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Check out this unused box art made by @craigzobel way back in the day! Videlectrix prolly deemed it too "Grahammy" and were afraid of litigashe. Also, I really wanna play "Prof. Sleuth's Mystery of the Geometry Cows!" Where's THAT box art?!
| 6 Oct 2020
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Did you almost have to pull over because you were wanted by local authorities for aggravated appearing as Coach Z in public?
| 4 Oct 2020
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Don't get me wrong, though. I love this! And did I just notice a tiny top hat on one of his wingalings?! He's a fashion vanguard!
| 4 Oct 2020
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This is definitely the 100% No Beef variety of Trogdor. Instead of a beefy arm, he's just got, like, the arm of somebody that works at the DMV maybe? I said consummate DMV's!! Consummate!
| 4 Oct 2020
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Never too soon! Send em on! This year! Last year! Costumes from a non-Halloween convention from a decade ago! I'll take anything!
| 2 Oct 2020
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That's the best section of any store ever.
| 2 Oct 2020
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I would watch this crossover but only if the 'Zeen got matching 90's CG styles!
| 2 Oct 2020
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Hey! What's not scientific about my diagram? It is very well researched and entirely accurate! I, for one, am happy to see that my englilsh paper tips and tricks have finally burrowed their way into the ear canals of science academia!
| 2 Oct 2020
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Not mine. Not official.
| 2 Oct 2020
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I'm on board, I'm not board.
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| 2 Oct 2020 |
September
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Careful with that! It's potent stuff!
| 29 Sep 2020
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Love it! See if your dreams can do plastic injection molding and we're in business!
| 27 Sep 2020
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Oh man! If I do any Inktoberations this year, I'm definitely using this as my list! At the very least I'll def drop in for the 12th-14th. Tailor. Made.
| 27 Sep 2020
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This fan art of The Cheat and me asleep on the couch is great! And is that a bag of Stave It Off chips I'm sleepglove rockin? I can never find those any more!
| 27 Sep 2020
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Looks like satellite radar imaging of the Stinkowing in its mountaintop launch facility and buffet.
| 23 Sep 2020
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The thumbnail algorithm can't grapple with the eternal conundrum "why is he holding that torch?!!" either!
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| 23 Sep 2020
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What if they've been called "hysols" this whole time and we've all just been misreading the logo! Those jerks WOULD do something like that!
| 23 Sep 2020
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What The Cheat does on his own time with his wildly inconsistent animation skills and mysterious vocal chords is totally up to him.
| 23 Sep 2020
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I spotted this incredibly HAMdsome pig in @tbbgco's game All Hams On Deck! AND the lovely basement paint job he appears to be perpetually pooping out! He should have that looked at!
| 23 Sep 2020
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If THAT is the way The Cheats are treated in your family then the adoption agency will likely NEVER let another one near your home. The screening process has gotten very selective. In-home visits, surveillance cams, check-what-video-games-you-have, all that.
| 22 Sep 2020
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It's comin!
| 22 Sep 2020
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And of course ʎɥsols had to put out a snarky new t-shirt so five people ever can wear it and feel indiexclusive.
| 22 Sep 2020
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It's no joke! Forthcoming release of music new, old, and live! Stay 'zeened!
Video Transcript{A 3D Limozeen logo bounces and rotates.} | 22 Sep 2020
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Naw, you'll just mysteriously have an art or creative writing degree and enormous student loan debt.
| 22 Sep 2020
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Sooooooon.
| 22 Sep 2020
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This is the best snooty Forkgumb review ʎɥsols has ever received!
| 22 Sep 2020
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Totally. They sold out when they signed to Mergeadorner Brothers Records man.
| 22 Sep 2020
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Sorry for the DELETED tweeted! There was a typo that had to be Edgarwared from existence.
| 22 Sep 2020
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ʎɥsols put a new record out on the streamins. Old stuff, new stuff, and live demos. Plus here's a video for their new single "No-stalgia". I have mixed feelings about the ɥsols but I gotta give em credit for pioneering the HD Omelette Solo.
https://songwhip.com/sloshy/degradest-hits
Video Transcript | 22 Sep 2020
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There's a chance his larynx is just busted. This can happen with a 10-15 year old plush that you're s'posed to kick to activate. If his voicebox rattles, that may mean some plastic junk in there is busted or soldering has come loose. Otherwise, stuff jellybeans in there for fun!
| 16 Sep 2020
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There's a hot chance this is the first fan art of this kind! Why doth you think he clutcheth his cape/cloak?!
| 15 Sep 2020
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Old sprite sheet finds! Rejected cloud boss from Stinkoman level 6. And look! It's Cannonmouth's mouth in cloud form!
| 10 Sep 2020
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This is a Retweet of @TheDoubleclicks' reminder about the last day to watch Nerds and Music. | 6 Sep 2020
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Only like 15 years late! Learn how to revive a voiceless Kick The Cheat plush with some grody at-home surgery. Watch the longer, full deal here:
https://youtu.be/YhyqQ51RO6Q
Video TranscriptSee Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery (How-to) from the title card to when Strong Bad faints the first time. | 4 Sep 2020
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Don't worry, things are just as barely updated here as they were on the website!
| 3 Sep 2020 |
August
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It's post-orthodonture Homestar Runner after braces have corrected his undabite!
| 26 Aug 2020
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This is some great fan art @TVsKyle and very accurate! Homsar all the time has a sentient two-tentacled Peowctopus following just behind him!
| 25 Aug 2020
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This is some highway jobbery right here! You're better off scouring thrift stores in college towns for the next five years. Check those ziplock bags fulla Blubb-O's kids meal toys.
| 25 Aug 2020
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I look like I'm eating Homestar's face and Homestar looks like he's somehow inhaled his own face.
And grown arms. And hips.
| 24 Aug 2020
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Dustbunny Strong Bad comes with everything you see here!
*Shower Drain Hair Clump Coach Z sold separately and not recommend for anyone ever.
| 22 Aug 2020
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This is a Retweet of @TheDoubleclicks' advertisement for Nerds and Music. | 22 Aug 2020
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Totally okay! You corrected it! This just reminded my of a public service announcement I prolly shoulda made 17 years ago.
| 22 Aug 2020
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The matter is sadly out of my boxing gloves. Write a tersely-worded letter to your local Telltale representative if you wanna see it back for sale!
| 22 Aug 2020
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"Wigs and Noodles" is the King of Town's usual Thursday night meal!
| 22 Aug 2020
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This issue comes up a lot, so I made a little song.
Video Transcript{A still image of a Teen Girl Squad-style Strong Bad wearing a top hat, drinking a martini and pushing his ooh lips into a microphone is pictured. The text reads "you're listening to the smooth, soft, croonular swoons of: STRONG BAD"} STRONG BAD: {singing} Fun Facts
| 22 Aug 2020
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That's me! I am available to appear at any and all conventions, backyard wrestling matches, and PTA open houses**! Contact my agent The Cheat!
**Strong Bad is limited to only one "Looks like I'm Gonna Have to Jump" per appearance so get your stupid phones ready.
| 22 Aug 2020
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While I am neither specifically a nerd or a music -I am quite familiar with both- I am still taking part in the incredible #NerdsandMusic variety show TONIGHT 8/22! Get tix and let's raise some money for charity! Chariety show! Vacharety?
Buy 'em up Dan! http://bit.ly/NerdsMusic | 22 Aug 2020
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Bonus points for spelling it correctly!
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| 22 Aug 2020
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Nice custom walkman! I hope those are some Type 0, No-Bias tapes where you can hear side B bleed through to side A! Now that's some fidelity!
| 18 Aug 2020
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Don't get me wrong, this is totally awesome. But now all I see is this:
| 16 Aug 2020
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I see him! It's big maw Trogdor! He looks like he's goin "Myaah" like a 1920's gangster!
| 16 Aug 2020
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Out of context subterranean bearded Strong Sad sprite.
| 15 Aug 2020
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The KOT loves everything chunky-style! Milk, dog food, water...
| 13 Aug 2020
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He needs to sever those legs! Otherwise, who knows what kinda day it might be!!
| 13 Aug 2020
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I have no recollection of this. Found in a file called "kingmagotchi" dated 2004. What the crap would the gameplay have been for this virtual pet?
| 13 Aug 2020
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More like GROMblecakes!
| 13 Aug 2020
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Sloshy and Limozeen are up next. Imminent even! Then I'll see about Vol 4.
| 12 Aug 2020
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All together now! 🎶This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!🎵
| 12 Aug 2020
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Aw crap! Sorry for the takelong response! Immobilized peasants can NOT be burninated. Not even a flaming head is enough to overcome their arrowedness. That's how I plays anyways.
| 12 Aug 2020 |
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Twas a real, unfinished Flash-project from like 2004.
| 22 Jul 2020
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Does Strong Sad's Falchion of Foamalate count? 'Twas forged from the shards of Strong Mad's old football blocking pad so it has +3 Stank Reach!
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| 21 Jul 2020
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That stacka pamcakes better watch it when they pull the Emergency Bat-Turn Lever! You gotta lean into it or lose half your hotcakes!
| 18 Jul 2020
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This is a deadly accurate portrayal of what happens when you ask Homestar to "hold still for 5 seconds" and he thinks he was successful. Nice job @aimkidblast!
| 13 Jul 2020
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Must... resist... urge to make... "It's a twap!" meme... too lame... mustn't give in...
| 12 Jul 2020
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I play where everything means every tile or cottage regardless of eligibility AND burninates any peasants in the path causing them to do their flaming peasant thing (which can sometimes work against you but is always entertaining). Thanks for playing my game!
| 12 Jul 2020 |
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It's comin! Gotta get Videlectrix to finish level 10 first so they can release a complete album!
| 31 May 2020
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Two Gross Beans! That Dog-Tennis-Ball-Thing 'Cept With Fireballs! I love it!
| 29 May 2020
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Totally! And WAY safer than trying to film his reflection in the chrome hub caps of moving semis which is what I did as a lad of 10 and one years.
| 28 May 2020
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Find out if grody haircut-needer Matt Chapman is actually a robot tonight at 8pm EST as he plays Inhuman Conditions with @tommygents and other fine folks!
https://twitch.tv/tommygents The whole game is like the heated interrogation scenes from Dangeresque: The Cyberthyme Convection. | 28 May 2020
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If it's not on my official Teespring store or the official Homestar Runner Shopify, it's bootleg and has nuttin to do with me. Cept for Trogdor!! The Board Game which is available on Amazon and in hobby shops n stuff.
| 27 May 2020
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It's very up. Your browser prolly just hates Flash. Like the rest of the planet. *sniff*
| 27 May 2020
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Don't forget this time me and Strong Sad ate seasoned corn chips until 4am and ruined 2 indie rock classics at once:
instagram.com/p/Buon62Zl4_c/...
| 27 May 2020
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You named the cat Marzipan?!! But it's a little outlaw! You can tell by that twinkle in its eye!
| 26 May 2020
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I'll be grateful and supportive of YOUR FACE!!!
(and by that I mean, um, I won't actually be. in case you were thinking that I was actually grateful and supportive of your visage. I mean. I guess a little bit, but... ugh this is hard!!)
| 26 May 2020
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While it would probably be more in character for me to like this Doubleclicks song "Dimetrodon" if it were being performed by Mastodon, it still speaks to me on a primal, Paleozoic level. youtu.be/G3sUoIm2K88
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| 26 May 2020
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Hey good point. I ran outta tweetroom before I could pay a warning visit to AllCapsTowne:
JOKE RECIPE!! DON'T MAKE!! DON'T CONSUME!! PROLLY DIE!!
| 25 May 2020
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The Homshake:
-1 cup freezer burnt Butter Pecan ice cream that's been in mom's freezer for 8 years and might actually be frozen soup
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| 25 May 2020
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I appreciate your struggles but I'm not trying to take advantage of anybody's vulnerabilitations here. This is strictly an opt-in ridiculous product. I will continue to make tweetgarbage and a couple new cartoons a year whether you make purchase or not.
| 22 May 2020
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You deserve a break! Eating pudding with a spoooooon!
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| 22 May 2020
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Prolly. If your CompyXP Pentillennium Edition desktop still works, that is.
| 22 May 2020
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Just in time for "beaches are open but maybe don't actually go to the beach" season, here are some ridiculous towel designs for sale! Why have a print-on-demand store if you're not gonna make obscure, niche products that only two people will buy, right?
https://teespring.com/stores/strong-
| 22 May 2020
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If it didn't cause your nose to turn into a mouth and say "loogaloo!" a bunch, then I think you made it wrong.
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| 20 May 2020
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Somebody alert Tompkins at once!
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| 18 May 2020
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Lo, the Moons of Pom!
| 17 May 2020
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Get some unnecessary human noses on that unlicensed merch, man!
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| 15 May 2020
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A not-so-subtle clue as to the #WorstFirstChapter you'll hear from Matt "The No Glasses One" Chapman live tonight at 9pm EDT when you check out this awesome charity event full of hilarious peoples! bit.ly/WorstFirstMay13
| 13 May 2020
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Hmm. Maybe I shoulda said "a hypothetical book from the wider, less popular, less appealing, less wanted H*R universe" in order to set the right expectation.
| 12 May 2020
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Hey thanks man! And don't forget to check out the not-on-demand store for toys, games, and DVDs:
| 12 May 2020
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Think deeper, more obscure cuts.
| 12 May 2020
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Some jerk called Matt Chapman will be reading the first chapter of a hypothetical book from the H*R universe along with all the super funny peeps below to raise money for charity tomorrow night May 13th at 9pm EDT. Check the retweet for deet(weet)s!
| 12 May 2020
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Plenty of official shirts here!
| 11 May 2020
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No offense though, man. I'm just psyched you dig Trogdor. My ire laser is focused at the sellers not you. And it's more like one of those cat pointers that I taped a buncha tape recorder parts to anyway.
| 11 May 2020
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Here's the legit teespring styles:
| 11 May 2020
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Legal backups, all of them!
| 11 May 2020
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Proud of people buying bootleg unlicensed merch that I don't see a cent of?
| 11 May 2020
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AAAAHHH!! Not okay!! Insectoid needle legs is on my eye!!
| 11 May 2020
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DyaaaAAAAaaaaa you Chozo ruined my grapple beam!!
| 11 May 2020
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Watch for "10 hours of Far Out Strong Bad for Relaxation and Deep Aural Focus/Astral Projection" coming soon to YouTube! Probably!
| 8 May 2020
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Kinda already done!
| 7 May 2020
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THERE WAS NO 2019 ALL ALONG! The months were coming from INSIDE the year!
| 7 May 2020
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I don't like to bother peoples with notifications when it's old archive-y stuff. I try to save that for legit new content.
| 5 May 2020
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This cool, attractive ball is not in my court. Maybe I should just make a new and better point-at-then-click-on-then-listen-to game!
| 4 May 2020
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I do love me that grilled cheese music.
| 4 May 2020
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I made a playlist of all the social media crap I've posted over the years so you can enjoy my styles in one convenient place! No more typestrain OR swipestrain!
| 4 May 2020
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I'm way beyond considering it. I am prosidering it as we speak!
| 2 May 2020
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No, just crappy kerning on ol' Ahnberg Hand! Er- wait, I mean my handwriting! Crappy kerning on my handwriting!! (phew! saved that one!)
| 1 May 2020
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I do! It's like playin friggin whack-a-The-Cheat!
| 1 May 2020
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Crap! Maybe try and clear your cache? Sorry bout that!
| 1 May 2020
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I totally forgot to tell all y'all! I'm playing this game Medium live with the @GTGamesLLC folks today at 4pm EST! Right here: youtu.be/3kPSV0yo-MY
| 1 May 2020
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They do not!
| 1 May 2020
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Thanks for ripping off independent artists @teefury! What a really cool practice!
| 1 May 2020
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Not official! Not legit! Not cool!
| 1 May 2020 |
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Duct tape one to each side of your head!
| 29 Apr 2020
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Add both Everything Else Vol 1 AND the Strong Bad Sings CD to your cart BEFORE applying the discount code. Sorry bout that!
| 29 Apr 2020
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I got piles and piles of Everything Else Vol 1 DVDs! This collection has Biz Cas Fri, the Puppet Jams with @tmbg, and lots more non-sbemail goodness! Use promo code: buydvdgetfreecdyeah
and get a FREE Strong Bad Sings CD all for $15! | 29 Apr 2020
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If you're up for some minor surgery on your The Cheat, I got a box fulla larynxes!
instagram.com/p/BYO0e6kjNm9/...
| 28 Apr 2020
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Hey wait! I used both "maybe" and "look into"! Two of the most non-committal terms you can use!
| 27 Apr 2020
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Kick the Cheat is more endangered than the kākāpō at this point. Maybe we need to look into how to replenish the species.
| 27 Apr 2020
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This simultaneously sounds really cool AND like a situation in which I get abducted!
| 27 Apr 2020
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Another blink-and-you'll-miss-it jam that I underestimated the widespread appreciation for. Or even the widespread 'noticed it existed' for!
| 27 Apr 2020
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A clutch, come-from-behind win!!
| 26 Apr 2020
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Because Strong Bad doesn't play by the rules and also blue checks mean nothing anyways!
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| 26 Apr 2020
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Nice! The heartbeat of the basement!
| 26 Apr 2020
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Also, what the crap do you folks think B.E.E.F.Y. stands for?
| 26 Apr 2020
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This is fake and will never happen but OH STYLES if I could shove my boxing gloves into a bucket fulla these, 'twould be bliss.
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| 26 Apr 2020
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Burninating the clickwheel!!
| 21 Apr 2020
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I think I can make that happen with like 2 or 3 clicks if you want one.
| 21 Apr 2020
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Blue Laser Commander: "We'll blow up the doozers!!"
| 21 Apr 2020
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I love that inside his noggin is pure burnination! That's why dragon veterinarians make so much bank!
| 21 Apr 2020
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Hate you?! I been havin this exact dream since 2003!
| 21 Apr 2020
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Volume 3 Track 41
| 20 Apr 2020
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Look harder. It's on there.
| 20 Apr 2020
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Allemande left that corner lady, then bow to your own. Join up hands, circle left around your home. Now allemande left that corner to a right and left grand. Grand right and left 'til you meet up again. Do-si-do. Then you take her and swing. Yes, you swing. You promenade her and-
| 20 Apr 2020
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I used Animate My Own-Dang-Self! No adobe is in charge of my head wagglin' styles!
| 20 Apr 2020
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Check this out!! Proof that my songs can still totally shred even on friggin music box!
(it also really makes me want to have Troggie pay a visit to the Neighborhood of Make Believe. anybody else gettin those trolley vibes?)
| 20 Apr 2020
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Go to minute 22:00 for live "Livin' it Up!"
| 20 Apr 2020
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| 20 Apr 2020
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Thanks to everybody who watched and chatted last Friday during the @TabletopSim livestream with folks from @GTGamesLLC! Meeple bowling! Unfortunate a capella Trogdor! Singing "Giant Peasant To You" to @MarcusRaven86! Giant KOT! Watch it all archived here:
| 20 Apr 2020
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Honestly I have no recollection of that night. I downed a buncha dry Total Load before heading out ("chalkmouthing" as they say) and woke up the next morning in a pile of unsold SBCG4AP dvd-roms.
| 19 Apr 2020
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References to earlier tweets from me and others today. And to this sbemail:
| 19 Apr 2020
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Neural netmares! Sleep tight everyone! (senor catgage inadvertently made by @JanelleCShane, cat huuuuuudge by @skatchmagowza).
Video Transcript{Senor Cardgage with a cat head is singing in a recording studio.} SENOR CARDGAGE: {singing} And the little childrens grow. {Cut to Da Huuuuuudge's enclosure, replaced by a cat image. The sign says "Please for the love of Pete, DO NOT feed the ^cat huuuuuudge."} DA HUUUUUUDGE: {singing} Save the last email for meeeee! {Fade out.} | 19 Apr 2020
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Deeeeeeeep Faldarz cut!
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| 19 Apr 2020
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Never mind. Apparently I have already trained a neural net to make convincing Cardgage quotes. The neural net is called "all o' y'all." Experiment successful!
| 19 Apr 2020
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Dang! You folks' Cardgage non-sequitur game is on point! (do we call it your "Cardgame?") Wait! Do we somehow train a neural net to create Senor Cardgage quotes?!!
| 19 Apr 2020
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This one has been requested by lotsa people! Who knew it struck such a chord!
| 19 Apr 2020
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Everybody! @JanelleCShane had a neural net attempt to turn pictures of humans into cats and the result was SENOR CATGAGE!
| 19 Apr 2020
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Hey thanks! But don't hold me to too high a standard! It's just as often that I totally forget a joke I already made or do something I claimed I never do! After all, I'm only wrestleman.
| 19 Apr 2020
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Happy Cheatday everyone! May none of you ever get the black lung!
Video TranscriptThe "date of birth" song from cheatday, then Ilko Skevüld's head moving past the screen while dinging, and a final shot of Ilko's ID. | 18 Apr 2020
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Whoa! That's a deep cut that I didn't think anybody noticed! I'll put it on the Vol 4 prospects list!
| 17 Apr 2020
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Now I am back over here!
| 17 Apr 2020
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| 17 Apr 2020
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Just under 2 hours until the YouTube Live stream of me and Mike playing Trogdor on @TabletopSim with @GTGamesLLC! 4PM EST right here: https://youtu.be/wJuGswyOqdI
Come watch it up/out!
| 17 Apr 2020
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This was definitely one of Cheap As Free Toys' higlights:
(outdated software warning: need to allow flash)
| 17 Apr 2020
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This too!
| 17 Apr 2020
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Then, I hope you've seen this:
| 17 Apr 2020
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Hopefully Limozeen will include them when they upload their own stuff to the streamins. In the meantime, here's better quality bootlegs.
http://homestarrunner.com/zeenlive08.html
| 17 Apr 2020
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Oh times! With these new Trogdor Archer rules, you could do Trogdor Trickshots like an old 80's indoor sports instructional videro!
| 17 Apr 2020
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Abdi is real! An early fan I actually had to ask to specifically email me because nobody knew I had an email address yet!
| 16 Apr 2020
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Only a couple are fake. The rest are from real people. For almost every email, I've probably had 5 people tell me they were the person who sent it while offering zero proof.
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| 16 Apr 2020
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This Friday (4/17) at 4pm EST human Mike and I will be playing Trogdor!! The Board Game in Tabletop Simulator LIVE with folks from @GTGamesLLC! I know it's a co-op game but I am sure to give Mike crap the whole time! Save this link & come watcha the fun:
youtu.be/wJuGswyOqdI | 15 Apr 2020
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I think this super boring unfinished 50th comic strip killed it forever. DUP! DUP! DUP! DUP!
| 15 Apr 2020
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Coming soon to a Wii Wad near Me Wad- er... You Wad.
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| 14 Apr 2020
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Not my department but I wish!
| 14 Apr 2020
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Playin Trogdor on Tabletop Simulator by @MarcusRaven6!
I got impatient so I flushed him down the toilet so he'd mutate to enormous size! You can too on the Steamins:
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| 14 Apr 2020
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Sample issues. If you still have flash enabled, you can find it in the music section of this ancient downloads page:
homestarrunner.com/homester.html
| 14 Apr 2020
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Prolly not! Just squint your eyes at that Redpooly guy. He kinda looks like me..
Fun Facts
| 14 Apr 2020
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It's not missing! It's in one of the Scrollbuttons Medleys! Track 39 on Volume 2 or Track 38 on Vol 3!
| 14 Apr 2020
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Nope! This is just to add some chaos! When playing this game with people for the first time, they'd always ask, "Do the arrows hit the peasants? Or knights?" So I got to thinkin...
| 14 Apr 2020
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Direct style:
| 14 Apr 2020
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This is a great question/drawing and a good exception to call out. I been playing where he would NOT get arrowed if he's on the IN tunnel tile, but he WOULD get arrowed if he's on the OUT tunnel tile. The thinking being that IN tunnel is active and OUT tunnel is passive maybe?
| 14 Apr 2020
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Thank YOU! Now you're living like a true Strong Badian (which is technically living like an old tire)
| 14 Apr 2020
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Not the tile he's on. Spin Attack can only hurt Troggie.
| 14 Apr 2020
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Already aware and workin on it! Thanks for lookin our for us!
| 13 Apr 2020
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| 13 Apr 2020
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Prolly not the most efficient but you can just tweet em at me! This is mostly for fun. And chaos.
| 13 Apr 2020
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Yes. When Limozeen puts out their official solo release it should have that entire live show included.
| 13 Apr 2020
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| 13 Apr 2020
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Ooh! I haven't encountered a Return to Sender in testing yet but I love it and it does seem possible! Lemme think of some appropriate styles!
| 13 Apr 2020
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Trogdor doesn't exactly chill with him, instead he sets the Archer's arrows on fire which burn whatever they shoot past/into!
| 13 Apr 2020
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If you're Trogbored at home, help me playtest this free new ruleset for Trogdor!! The Board Game that finally gives the Archer some teeth! (*rules do not give archer actual teeth) trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/BookofHaldo_Ru...
| 13 Apr 2020
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High science and low fantasy! A great pairing!
| 13 Apr 2020
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The same person that made the Scratchytowne version of Trogdor!! The Board Game also made PLAYABLE versions of the FunMachine-era menus from the Everything Else Vol 3 DVD! (thanks @Arktronic for pointing it out!) scratch.mit.edu/projects/30179...
| 12 Apr 2020
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We got a killscreen comin up...
| 12 Apr 2020
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I wish I could tell you that you'd eventually level up or level down your "rates" if you keep grinding but sadly that is not the case. But hey, if YOU were tazering for that long, maybe I can convince Bubs to turn it into a doge-like proceduralvania!
| 12 Apr 2020
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You've heard an instrumental version in "Under Construction" maybe!
| 12 Apr 2020
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I had not seen it! I sat there and shelled Homestar in the face for like 5 minutes on "Other Features!" It was glorious!
| 12 Apr 2020
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Soundboard! Click the left and right arrows at the top to get to a la carte songs and sfx!
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/soundboard/
| 12 Apr 2020
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I play where that does NOT deal instant damage. The Troghammer is bewildered from transport like in Tron!
| 12 Apr 2020
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Yeah. The idea is that you don't want knights/Trogham moving together on the same tile. Redundant/potential double damage to Trogdor.
| 12 Apr 2020
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Possibly the only Twelve-Times-A-Day Man decorated egg in existence from an old fanstuff submission. Now in slightly better resolution! The submitter has been lost to time and old hard drives. If it was you, say what's up!
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| 12 Apr 2020
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| 11 Apr 2020
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I stand corrected. THIS is his Elephant 6 Band Camp instrument.
| 11 Apr 2020
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D'ween songs have their own album:
(also on mosta the other streamins)
| 11 Apr 2020
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I'm a day late but allow me to take you back to April 10, 2000 when HomestarRunner.com was Shockwave Site of the Day. A simpler time when you could apparently only search the web for either shockwave entertainment or mp3's.
| 11 Apr 2020
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It's so sleazy! I love it! I can feel the bad VHS tracking on my very soul!
| 11 Apr 2020
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Vol 1 Track 47 - Rock Opera. Peep em up!
| 11 Apr 2020
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It is:
| 10 Apr 2020
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I don't even know how to get in touch with The Skate Party unfortunately. Hope those guys are okay!
| 10 Apr 2020
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From some 70's royalty free music cassette I had lyin around. So you probably did hear it in a local news station ID or maybe, like, a Sizzler commercial, I dunno.
| 10 Apr 2020
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Garbage Dispo is in there. Vol 2 track 27
| 10 Apr 2020
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Vol 2 Track 7
| 10 Apr 2020
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It's on there. Go here, scroll down to bottom. Click the iTunes link:
| 10 Apr 2020
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Too mainstream for him, he says. He has this rare picturedisc of Holland, 1945 instead. Me? I use it as a frisbee when he's not looking and can't wait until the day he tries to listen to it again.
| 10 Apr 2020
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That's why it doesn't exist yet.
| 10 Apr 2020
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You talkin bout "The Strong Bad Email Show"? Vol 2 track 55. Thank you for calling Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack tech support.
| 10 Apr 2020
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If you want to clear drum samples with the estate of James Brown for me, talk to Litigation Jackson. His number is probably on the side of a bus somewhere.
| 10 Apr 2020
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Vol 3 Track 2
| 10 Apr 2020
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Volume 1 Track 21
| 10 Apr 2020
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Noted. But Jibbles 2 is on Vol 3 Track 15.
| 10 Apr 2020
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Answers to HSR OST FAQs (4/4):
5. My styles currently aren't enrolled in Bandcamp for this summer but Strong Sad probably is, that loser. He goes to Elephant 6 Band Camp, appropriately, where he probably plays a stylophone duct taped to a xylophone.
| 10 Apr 2020
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Answers to HSR OST FAQs (3/4):
4. Everybody to the Limit (Fhqwhgads) isn't included but you can find it on the ancient Downloads page in the music section if you dare to unblock Flash! homestarrunner.com/homester.html
| 10 Apr 2020
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Answers to HSR OST FAQs (2/4):
2. These don't include versions of songs that are already on Strong Bad Sings. That's available here: songwhip.com/album/strong-bad/strong-b...
| 10 Apr 2020
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Answers to HSR OST FAQs (1/4):
1. Not just on Spotify. Here are links to stream or purchase on a buncha different platforms:
| 10 Apr 2020
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(I was jokin! I know a skinny game show host microphone when I see one! I hope that character's taking over as permanent guest host of The Show!)
| 10 Apr 2020
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Homestar Runner tearfully barfs up a mustache while some kid prepares to shove a spoon down his throat! I love it!
| 10 Apr 2020
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From one of them Halloween silhouette things from a few years ago.
| 10 Apr 2020
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Talkin to Distropeeps about this very issue now! Dunno what the deal is. TWO Dangeresques?!
| 10 Apr 2020
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music.apple.com/us/album/homes...
Scroll down to bottom. Click "Also Available in iTunes."
| 10 Apr 2020
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Should be on there a'ready!
| 10 Apr 2020
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We didn't double up anything that's already been released on Strong Bad Sings (also available on all the streamins).
| 10 Apr 2020
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Which of the Guitar Gods in the background can YOU name?!
| 10 Apr 2020
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| 10 Apr 2020
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No. Those are on "Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits."
| 10 Apr 2020
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This is a Retweet of @paulandstorm, who responded to the previous Tweet saying the Ballad of The Sneak vocals were recorded with an old PC microphone through a Christmas wrapping paper tube. | 10 Apr 2020
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Pretty much all audio was recorded in WAV back in the day. But I dunno how lossless you can call "recorded with system mic in two dudes" apartment" for some of the older tracks.
| 10 Apr 2020
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Rusting in the Songs section of the ancient downloads page where it's been for nigh on 15 years or more!
homestarrunner.com/homester.html
| 10 Apr 2020
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You mean "Ominous Boough?" I thought about including sound effecty stuff like that but it got pushed out by song-ier tracks. Maybe on Volume 4.
homestarrunner.com/songs/Ominous%...
| 10 Apr 2020
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It's already on there waiting for you! Volume 3 Track 46: Really Great Gas Mileage!
| 10 Apr 2020
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Yup. That was just a playlist.
| 10 Apr 2020
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Of course one of their few vinyl releases was this weird hand-cut split 7" that cost 25 bucks and they only made like 50. So very sloshy of them:
| 10 Apr 2020
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Never fear if your fav jams aren't here yet. There was a 60 track limit per album but we can definitely fill a Volume 4! Also, Limozeen, Videlectrix, and sloshy will be getting their own releases soon!
| 10 Apr 2020
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It's everywhere else too and available for purchase on iTunes if you desire. Even YouTubery:
| 10 Apr 2020
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Already there:
| 10 Apr 2020
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Not sure about the rights on things like Handle My Style and Food-Related Love. I'll get Litigation Jackson on it!
| 10 Apr 2020
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The 60 track per album limit had some casualties but this is going on the Volume 4 to-do list!
| 10 Apr 2020
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With love we'll find a way, just give it time.
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| 10 Apr 2020
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Track 41 on Volume 1!
| 10 Apr 2020
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There's a 60 track limit per album so we had to leave some gems out. But once there's enough to fill a Vol 4, this will be on there! In the meantime, here's a secret link:
homestarrunner.com/songs/Biz%20Ca...
| 10 Apr 2020
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Several hours ago soon?
| 10 Apr 2020
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I said it's on ALL your favorite music streamins!! iTunes, Apple Music, Amazon Music, YouTube even.
| 10 Apr 2020
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I said all your favorite music streamins. I just can't link to em all. Here they are free on youtube:
| 10 Apr 2020
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Already there!
| 10 Apr 2020
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That's cause it just happened!
| 10 Apr 2020
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Alas no. Two words: Funky Drummer.
| 10 Apr 2020
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I just dropped 3 volumes, 180 tracks of background music, jingles, and songs from 20 years of http://HomestarRunner.com! Shuffle these nuggets onto your day like croutons on a life salad! Out now on all your fav music streamins!
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5XAvA
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| 10 Apr 2020
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File photo: Sbemail 197 - Your Edge. Me and The Cheat in the Dark.
| 10 Apr 2020
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Erosion.
| 10 Apr 2020
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You people keep impressing the crap outta me with this stuff! This Strong Badia has it all! The Cheat's grill! Painting of guy with big knife! The Riverquest Safariventure! It keeps rewarding my eyeballs every time I look at it!
| 10 Apr 2020
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Easter Egg Hunt #9! Okay, no more trick questions! This handsome fellow is a hidden treat in which toon or sbemail?
#strongbadseasteregghuntwithquitememorablehashtag
| 9 Apr 2020
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| 9 Apr 2020
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Here's 3 quick styles I threw together for ya.
| 9 Apr 2020
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Semi-trick jerk question (what a jerk!)! It's not from a toon or sbemail at all! It's good ol' Naked Ned from Peasant's Quest hiding in plain sight on a forest tile in the Trogdor board game.
| 9 Apr 2020
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"You fantasy creep!"
| 9 Apr 2020
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Best I can do is a transparent png. Maybe get one o' them iron-on printer sheets. (shh! don't tell nobody! I'm not even sure why a cartoon, email-checkin' wrestleman has this graphic in the first place!)
| 9 Apr 2020
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Easter Egg Hunt #8! Where's this tiny creepo hidden? #strongbadseasteregghuntwithquitememorablehashtag
| 9 Apr 2020
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That's right! I'm the email gambler! That means I play cards with emails.... full house! Access this hidden scene in sbemail 108: pom pom by clicking the word "e-mailed" at the very end. Maybe "Strong Bad's Email Gambler" should be my next collab with Boardelectrix!
| 9 Apr 2020
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I wanna Beard Antler T-shirt for meself, personally.
| 9 Apr 2020
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We could never replicate those results. It remains our best caper ever. And the satellite coverage is now just security cam footage from a Freshley's Shoe Store in Crambley. Air Cardgages in size 9 are still OUT OF STOCK, fyi.
| 9 Apr 2020
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Easter Egg Hunt #7! Which sbemail or toon featured a secret scene with this mess in it?! #strongbadseasteregghuntwithquitememorablehashtag
| 9 Apr 2020
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Unintentional snub! I just missed your tweetstyle! You actually got the boots right!
| 9 Apr 2020
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For those who guessed "Bug in Mouth Disease," good try! That toon did have a "Dr." Bubs business card. But the correct answer was "Best Caper Ever." Click on the period after the word "end" at the end (duh) to see The Cheat's trip to the vet.
| 8 Apr 2020
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It's appropriate because Strong Mad is a pretty complex polygon himself!
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| 8 Apr 2020
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Good guess but not correct!
| 8 Apr 2020
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Easter Egg Hunt #6!! This li'l guy is in a secret scene from which sbemail or toon? #strongbadseasteregghuntwithquitememorablehashtag
| 8 Apr 2020
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No offense, but it has always bugged me how lowqual this gif is. I prolly didn't use meme-standard font but here's a less craunchy version.
| 8 Apr 2020
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I'd like to forget him honestly.
| 8 Apr 2020
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The Cheat Commandos will outlast the Joe's as their weird inner pelvic rubber band thingies slowly degrade until their legs fall off!
| 8 Apr 2020
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Awesome job, @BubbleRvolution! Now do this one! Do this one!
| 8 Apr 2020
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Now, I love that brother Graw Mad's distinctive shape is so ingrained in all y'alls that you see him in this controller...
But THIS is all I see (and now I can't unsee):
| 7 Apr 2020
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Oh man! I wish it was a nightlight so's he could watch o'er me each night while I slumber! There's NO WAY that would traumatize any kids!
| 7 Apr 2020
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Dang! I didn't know this was such an easy one! Nice woik! Click on "friend" at the end of the short toon "Ever and More" to get this horrifying scene:
Video Transcript | 7 Apr 2020
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Easter Egg Hunt #5! Potato chips? Butterscotch? Gelt? Which cartoon or sbemail is this from?
#strongbadseasteregghuntwithquitememorablehashtag
| 7 Apr 2020
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Oh yes. You gotta access the "alternate angle" tracks (remember those?!) for a lotta those pop-em-up easter eggs. Eggs at the ends of cartoons you usually click right-right-right, I think.
| 7 Apr 2020
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I love his shoulder boot-ons!
| 7 Apr 2020
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You guys are pro's! Sbemail 185: Night Life! Click on "Josh CO" to see the fine products they manufacture!
| 7 Apr 2020
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Easter Egg Hunt #4! What cartoon or sbemail is this hidden weirdness from?
#strongbadseasteregghuntwithquitememorablehashtag
| 7 Apr 2020
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Nice work everybody! It was from the end of Date Nite! This is still an event I would love to see happen in real life. Or at least on an episode of The American Science Frylife's Companion or whatever.
| 7 Apr 2020
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Easter Egg Hunt #3! What's this image from? #strongbadseasteregghuntwithquitememorablehashtag
| 6 Apr 2020
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I did that 15 years ago! homestarrunner.com/sickday.html
| 6 Apr 2020
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I'm putting all my easter eggs in the Ruffle basket.
| 6 Apr 2020
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(whispered tweet etiquette question because I'm out of touch/don't care: do I keep adding new egg hunts in this thread? Or new tweets each time with some kinda dumb hashtag I make up?)
| 6 Apr 2020
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That's right, @WillWrambles! It's from sbemail 159: retirement! Click on my Blue Diamond Phillips during this tense standoff on the roof of Bubs' Concession Stand to see my most precious text files!
| 6 Apr 2020
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Whu bou dis?
| 6 Apr 2020
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Well THAT took less than a minute! I gotta find some harder ones! Yes, the correct answer was sbemail 199: being mean! You clicked on the chalkboard to get alternate fates for the KOT.
| 6 Apr 2020
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i'm tweeting the hidden stuff
| 6 Apr 2020
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Easter Egg Hunt! I tweet a hidden thing, you tell me which sbemail or toon it's from! Difficulty setting: no hrwiki!
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This is proper distance learning!
| 31 Mar 2020
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Total bootleg. Just wait for the real deal that's bout to drop.
| 30 Mar 2020
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Not to be outdone by certain other toy companies, Cheap As Free Toys has released the full run of Cheat Commandos cartoons online! For free! As cheap! Including a rare laserdisc game!
| 30 Mar 2020
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The majesty our colors deserve!
| 30 Mar 2020
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Oh man! Custom Blubb-O's whale gyroids DLC!! Whentendo?!! When?!
| 30 Mar 2020
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Congratu-freaking-lations. Now remember me instead.
| 28 Mar 2020
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Beautiful!! With a turntable and tappa tippo flippo technology?!
| 28 Mar 2020
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Waitaminute!! Why is Humidibot in the corner holding that axe?!!
| 28 Mar 2020
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Don't forget to listen to the Rulebook album with songs about the rules!
| 28 Mar 2020
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North American release vs UK I think.
| 28 Mar 2020
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yeah, did you not know what "in-progress" means? it means in the bathroom man!
| 28 Mar 2020
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For those asking about the progress of my "Strong Bad Plays Games and Makes You Watch" series. It's coming along! Here's a glimpse-in-progress!
Video Transcript{Open on the title screen for Axe of Rage, which shows an axe-wielding warrior.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Quick, Epyx employees! Run down to Muscle Beach and hire the cheapest Conan facsimile you can find! That we may trace him in glorious 16 colors! {Flip to the copyright screen. It asks, "Do you want to use a joystick? (Y/N)"} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Whoa, look at... what appears to be a Gold Rush-era pickaxe, massacring the "E" in rage. Maybe Pickaxe of Rage wouldn't fit on the box. {Gameplay begins. The axe wielder is on a primeval world with an erupting volcano, kicking a strange alien creature.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} That is not the type of bad guy I expected to find in this game. More like a sci-fi bad guy. From like, Manhunter New York. Boot! Boot! Boot! Who needs an axe? Boot! {The sci-fi bad guy explodes in a cloud of purple smoke. The axe-wielder jumps over the river of lava.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Perfect track and field long jump form! {The next screen appears with a flying bad guy.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Bah! Disgusting floating louse of rage. {The axe-wielder falls into a pit.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh, well, apparently that was some sort of chasm. {The axe-wielder respawns on the other side of the pit and begins kicking the monster.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And not a smooshed, dead Gila monster. {Zoom in on the pit.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} That's what I thought it was. That was pretty good graphics of a smooshed dead Gila monster. {The pit is animated so that a head turns to face the viewer and speaks.} GILA MONSTER: {Strong Bad voiceover} Ah'm not dead yet! {Back to the game. The axe-wielder confronts a massive green caveman with a club.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh, it's Blanka! Whoa! Teet! Please turn around! Please turn around! Turn around! Get him! Something! {The axe-wielder turns around, crouches and uses his axe.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh, there we go. Swipe low! Swipe low! Ooh, double axe handle! I love it! Whoa! {The monster explodes in a puff of purple smoke.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I turned him into a purple brain that got sucked into the ground. {Another screen. The player is now a female sword-wielder and is confronting another flying bug, which explodes in purple smoke.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I'll nit-comb you! {The sword-wielder proceeds and enters a cave.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Whoa, into the cave! {The sword-wielder is confronting another giant green caveman.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} But, wait! {The sword-wielder faints on the previous screen.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} So much fairness. And knowing what's going on. {The axe-wielder is now by a river of lava.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Okay. Here we go. Wait, what the... {the axe-wielder runs to the lava, but falls down when he gets too close} What, I'm not allowed to touch that? Is that supposed to be lava? Or like, a river of fire? That is clearly a red sidewalk. {The axe-wielder reappears on the other side, where a giant purple dinosaur ambushes him and bites his head off.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Wah! That Barney-saur just ate my head and swallowed it whole! {The axe-wielder respawns on the lava and falls over} That was awesome! {End title card for Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12.} | 28 Mar 2020
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You can use this fancied up one too!
| 28 Mar 2020
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I love ALL the awesome Animal Parsons art you guys have been sending me but OH STAUNCH! This one wins so far! I wanna terraform my whole ding dang deserted island into the kingdom of Peasantry!
| 27 Mar 2020
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That would rule. But I don't know any Scummy Vermonters or whatever that stands for so I don't know if it'll happen.
| 24 Mar 2020
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In order to help keep all you peoples safe, apply these earworms from the health-themed sequel to Rhythm N' Grammar directly to the ear canal.
Video Transcript{A CD jewel case for Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Health is featured, which depicts Strongbadiophage next to a cartoon coronavirus with arms and angry eyes. The first song featured is "Cough Cloud".} STRONG BAD: {singing} You stay out of my cough cloud, and I'll stay out of your cough cloud. And if I hear you start to cough loud, I'll put you into lockdown. And by that I mean I'll probably just punch you, and run off down the block now. You mountebank. {Next song is "KIDS R GROSS".} STRONG BAD: {singing} Kids are gross! They touch their butts, and then they touch their faces, then they come and touch us! {Next song is "KIDS R GROSS (alt)".} STRONG BAD: {singing, different tune} Kids are gross. They touch their butts. And then they touch their faces, then they come and touch us. {Next song is "Girl, Let's Face It".} STRONG BAD: {singing} Girl, let's face the facts directly. None of us have ever washed our hands correctly. Until now. And we're still screwing it up somehow. Despite explicit instructions. HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Despite explicit instructions! {As Homestar holds the last note, cut to Homestarmecium singing into a microphone. Strongbadiophage is also there.} STRONGBADIOPHAGE: Hey, I said six feet! HOMESTARMECIUM: Sorry, man. {Homestarmecium shuffles away quickly. Six human feet grow out from various points on his body. The toes on all the feet wiggle.} Fun Facts
| 22 Mar 2020
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I think it's the lost candy crossover The Tootsie-Kat!
| 21 Mar 2020
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I wanna eat this amazing playset render! Strong Badia's fallow furrows look like they're made outta delicious Tootsie!
| 21 Mar 2020
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This is the saddest story! It sounds like one of them heartfelt Oscar winning animated shorts 'cept with no happy ending!! It needs a happy ending!!
| 20 Mar 2020
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Limozeen doing Brain Sister semi-unplugged in March '08. Now uncut and in slightly-better-than-postage-stamp-sized resolution! Feat. Gary "@murderwizard" Palaroncini on lead shred 'em ups with backup from Harry & Perry "@YachtRockRevue" Palaroncini!
Video TranscriptLARRY: Two, three, four! {Music starts.} LARRY: {singing} GARY, PERRY & HARRY: {singing} Brain, brain, brain sister. LARRY: Tryin'-a put a rock on me! She was a... GARY, PERRY & HARRY: Brain, brain, brain sister. LARRY: Texas Instruments all day! GARY, PERRY & HARRY: Brain, brain, brain sister. LARRY: Tryin'-a put a rock on me! She was a... GARY, PERRY & HARRY: Brain, brain, brain sister. LARRY: Texas Instruments all day! All right! {Gary plays a solo.} LARRY: GARY, PERRY & HARRY: Brain, brain, brain sister. LARRY: Tryin'-a put a rock on me! She was a... GARY, PERRY & HARRY: Brain, brain, brain sister. LARRY: Texas Instruments all day! {The song ends.} LARRY: Oh yeah, all right. Oh y— {They start playing again, then stop.} LARRY: Oh yeah, ooh, all right, oh— {They start playing again, then stop.} LARRY: {irritably} Oh yeah. Fun Facts
| 20 Mar 2020
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It's his preferred archival method! He's figured out how to put leftover ham salad on laserdisc even!
| 20 Mar 2020
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I highly encourage this. Also don't forget those Chapdorks made like 90 short cartoons for Disney somehow a few years back. That oughta eat a couple hours:
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| 20 Mar 2020
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I would like to thank everyone for teaching me what the crap a vtuber is. I was just calling it "real-time simulated head wagglin for streamins." RTSHWFS (pronounced "rich wifes")
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| 19 Mar 2020
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Technology test was not necessarily a complete failure. Lemme plug some more stuff into the Lappier and put more gameboys in the blender. That oughta do the trick.
Video Transcript{Open on the splash screen for "Edgar, King of All Streams", accompanied by Edgar's 8-bit jingle.} {Cut to the title screen from Tass Times in Tonetown. Strong Bad's head is in the lower left corner, syncing loosely with his speech.} STRONG BAD: {mumbling} Oh man, this is like... one of my greatest games that I ever played! {Cut to the first screen of the game, where the player is in a bedroom. The description text, where not obscured by Strong Bad's head, reads:} d > GO SOUTH. STRONG BAD: It's pretty great. {his head bounces} Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing! {The screen goes black, except for slivers to the right and bottom.} STRONG BAD: I don't know what I'm doing! {With a splat sound, cut to another Edgar screen that says "connection = VERY LOST". Text below reads "stream it down, son".} Fun Facts
| 19 Mar 2020
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Not gonna lie. There's a good chance this is the subliminal reason the bauhaus font is all over homestarrunner.com.
Image TranscriptTass Times in ACTIVISION ENTERTAINMENT SOFTWARE Fun Facts
| 19 Mar 2020
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Actively being worked on! Along with deep weird collections of cuts!
| 18 Mar 2020
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Did someone say... disposal?!
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| 17 Mar 2020
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Awesome WarioWare CGNU fight song! I married it with my crappy WarioWare CGNU Golf Club Team game for maximum styles!
Video Transcript{@JaysonWingo's CGNU fight song plays over a WarioWare D.I.Y. minigame. The Jolly Dumple dances as a golf club moves back and forth, beating a trophy, a BoooOOOoomBox, and a SNES console as music plays. The game is repeated twice.} | 17 Mar 2020
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| 17 Mar 2020
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Here's the closest I could get given the print-on-demand styles at my current disposal:
tspr.ng/c/sever-your-l... | 17 Mar 2020
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**This is all totally untested and might break the game but I bet it will be hilarious and really hard to keep track of! I recommend adding Old Man Rub into the mix for maximum bananas!!
| 15 Mar 2020
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-If the arrow comes from east, it ricochets to the north
-from the west, ricochets south -from the south, ricochets east -from the north, ricochets west (applies to flaming and non-flaming arrows)
| 15 Mar 2020
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-if an arrow hits a burninated cottage, the arrow is set on fire and continues down the column or row, setting fire to any countryside tile it touches (let's say it does NOT ignite peasants or other cottages)
-If an arrow hits a knight or Troghammer, it ricochets like so(more...)
| 15 Mar 2020
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-archer arrows make peasants jump outta the way in the direction of the peasant movement on the active movement card (yes they would also repair if they move & repair)
-unburninated cottages block archer arrows (more...)
| 15 Mar 2020
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Awesome! Let me immediately complicate and confuse things for you! Add these rules to fuel the chaos! (more...)
| 15 Mar 2020
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Since we all need a little levity, and possible some brevity. Here's some brevlev in honor of Pi Day. A link to the wonderful hrwiki's exhaustive page devoted solely to all the times we mention pie in our dumb cartoons.
hrwiki.org/wiki/Pie | 14 Mar 2020
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Guys! Have you ever watched one of my halloween fan costume videos? Or a sbemail?! I just assume everything you send me is fair game for lampoonery. @ravnclawicedtea, I send a "sorry/you're welcome" right back atcha!
| 12 Mar 2020
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Not disrespecting their styles! I'm pretty sure they knew what kinda Strong Bad-bait they were layin down.
| 12 Mar 2020
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Hey! Come on. They even signed off with a "Sorry/You're Welcome." They know what type Jibblies they hath wrought.
| 12 Mar 2020
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| 12 Mar 2020
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Start yellin THAT at your replicator!
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| 12 Mar 2020
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A bit of a stretch. But hilarious just the same. Let's go partial español with Té! Steep! and I think we're good.
| 12 Mar 2020
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Oh man! You guys are comin' up with so many good coffee Eh! Steve! names! So far we got:
Au lait! Steve! Latte! Steve! Frappe! Steve! Grande! Steve! What else we got?
| 12 Mar 2020
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Are you referring to that time 17 years ago when I accidentally sorta pre-invented the vaporwave aesthetic?
| 12 Mar 2020
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Because peoples keep sayin'...
| 12 Mar 2020
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Not an actual product. But I s'pose it could be.
| 12 Mar 2020
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Blubb-O's to go coffee cup.
Image TranscriptWE ARE HAPPY | 12 Mar 2020
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Some peoples made an awesome digital Trogdor board game with that Scratch-em-up website! I thought that was only for youngsters to make fan fiction games of that never ending kids book series where the feral cats murder each other!
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| 11 Mar 2020
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Whoa! Cauliflower smells like twicebutt but if I could turn it into Bionic Commando splosions I'd eat that albino brain veg every day!
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| 11 Mar 2020
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🎵Everybody wants prosthetic Strong Bads on their real heads!🎶
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| 9 Mar 2020
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'Twas just the intro, my good parson. If you'd like to view the rest, just look back at my tweetdex a few days!
| 9 Mar 2020
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I don't know why you'd wanna import and wear those grody Cheatmolts on your own deserted island but hey, doowutchyalike!
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| 9 Mar 2020
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| 8 Mar 2020
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Oh man! That rules multiple schools! You should re-animate the intro cutscenes to the CD-ROM version of Stinkoman!
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| 8 Mar 2020
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It will! I'm trying to make a backlog of episodes for the first time in my life!!
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| 8 Mar 2020
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Here's the intro to that unboxing video that had to be cut in order to fit it through the tweetmaw. Thought you types might get a mild chucklin out of it.
Video Transcript{Strong Bad is standing in the smoky office.} STRONG BAD: Hi there. I'm Strong Bad from homestarrunner.com, an obscure corner of the early internet some folks might call: {A mock browser appears in the upper left, showing Main Page 3, with the caption "a wedsite".} STRONG BAD: "A wedsite". {Close up on Strong Bad.} STRONG BAD: This one time, I drew a dragon. {Cut to a scene from dragon in which Strong Bad puts the finishing touches on his drawing.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And it was awesome. {A clip from the original Trogdor song plays as Strong Bad writes "TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR".} STRONG BAD: He went on to be— {Cut to the first level of TROGDOR!. The player's score is 1,525,870.} STRONG BAD: —a video game, TROGDOR! ARCADE MACHINE: Trogdor! STRONG BAD: a different video game, {Cut to a scene from the Peasant's Quest Trailer in which lightning strikes as Trogdor roars.} STRONG BAD: And a bunch of other awesome stuff. {Cut to a wall of Trogdor posters, a cardboard Trogdor cutout, and figures 2-a and 3-g: a Trogdor-shaped Cheeto and fish stick.} Fun Facts
| 8 Mar 2020
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AHHHH! Strong Sad has grown 'strils!! Creepy squinty skullface! (which is actually kinda cool)
| 7 Mar 2020
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Aww his cheeks are blushing red!
| 7 Mar 2020
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Those were in the Kickstarter versions. Retail is minis only. Leftovers for sale here:
| 7 Mar 2020
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Yup.
Image Transcript{Same scene as before. "Clean Guybrush clock" is entered.} STRONG BAD: {in red onscreen text} I can do it. I will do it nine times. {Strong Bad leaps up and bashes Guybrush in the head nine times, with the following onomatopoeia:}
| 7 Mar 2020
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Best I could do on short notice.
Image Transcript{Guybrush Threepwood is standing on a dock at night. Strong Bad, as Dangeresque, approaches him. The player selects the verb "Clean", Guybrush's sprite, and a clock from their inventory, forming the phrase, "Clean Guybrush clock".} STRONG BAD: {in red onscreen text} I'm finnuh. {Strong Bad leaps up and bashes Guybrush in the head.} Fun Facts
| 6 Mar 2020
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I know you younger folks are out there, digging my styles, you just won't lecture a younger person on what they should like the way a seasoned 30-50 year old would.
| 6 Mar 2020
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Do a mashup with both! I wanna clean that Threepwood guy's clock! Mancomb Seepgood 4 lyfe!!
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| 6 Mar 2020
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Peoples keep askin how2buy. Check your local hobby shop for the retail version or for Kickstarter leftovers go here:
| 6 Mar 2020
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I haven't linked to the board game enough already? I was trying to be discreet and just share the funny without the "gimme money." But here ya go:
| 6 Mar 2020
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Hmm. Lemme think on't. I should prolly make a YouTube playlist called "So some 30-50 year old told you to watch this crap" and highlight some good entry level toons and sbemails.
| 6 Mar 2020
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Total! Kickstarted that jank a year and a half ago! Here tis:
| 6 Mar 2020
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No idea! I got nuttin to do widdat game no more! I'm non't even gets paid by it!
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| 6 Mar 2020
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For the retail release of Trogdor, @GTGamesLLC made a nice li'l unboxing video and asked if I could spruce it up. And oh did I spruce. I got sprucecore on it!
Video Transcript{Strong Bad is standing in the smoky office.} STRONG BAD: And now Trogdor's got his own board game. {a box of Trogdor!! The Board Game appears by his head} It, too, is awesome. {A clip from the song Trogdor is heard as a clip from Trogdor!! The Board Game Playthrough plays in fast motion. Cut back to the office.} STRONG BAD: And what better way to celebrate than by having some random person's hands unbox it for you? {A gentle guitar melody plays as the title "Unboxing: Trogdor: The Board Game" appears on a white background.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Ooh. Oh wow. Uh... the music's wrong. I think you got the wrong music. {Cut to a tabletop, where a person with hairy arms is opening a box of Trogdor!! The Board Game.} STRONG BAD: And the wrong hands. Definitely used the wrong hands. {The person in the video picks up the rulebook and flips through it as the word "Rulebook" appears at the top.} STRONG BAD: All right, what do we got here? Oh man, the rulebook's so awesome, I want to show— {The video suddenly goes fast-motion as the person flips through the rest of the book and sets it aside.} STRONG BAD: Hey, go back! You're skippin' all the good stuff! {The person takes out the Keeper cards and shows them off.} STRONG BAD: Oh, these guys. The Keepers of Trogdor— {The video goes fast-motion again; the person sets the cards aside.} STRONG BAD: Egh—quit it, arm hair! {The person takes out the Item cards and shows them off.} STRONG BAD: Oh, and then these are the Items of Trogdor that the Keepers use to— {It happens again.} STRONG BAD: Hey! That's it! Go back for real this time! {The video rewinds to the person displaying Strong Bad's custom Items of Trogdor.} STRONG BAD: Pause! And enhance. {zoom in on the cards} Look at that. Who wouldn't want to play a game with an item called {zoom in further on Old Man Rub, as colors invert and ominous music plays} Old Man Rub? {The video resumes where it had left off. The person displays the Trog-Meter, then the map tiles.} STRONG BAD: Okay, back to it. You know, this song isn't so bad. They just used the wrong instruments. It shoulda been like, {singing along to the background music, which gradually fades into a death metal version} ju-jug, ju-jug, ju-jug, ju-jug, JUG JUG, ju-jug, ju-jug, ju-jug, ju-jug, jug jug, SQUEEDLY SQUOW, sa-squeedly squow now, squeedly squow now! {Flames start to fill the screen as the person shows off the action cards.} STRONG BAD: {in a death metal bellow} This person has LONG LUXURIOUS ARM HAIR! {"long luxurious armhair" appears onscreen in a jagged font} Black as the night, black as the night! {The music and the screen abruptly revert to normal. The person shows off the Void card.} STRONG BAD: "The Void." "Also The Void." {The person takes out the plastic miniatures.} STRONG BAD: Aw, now we're gettin' to the good stuff. {Close view of the person's hands as they show off the archers.} STRONG BAD: Check out these miniatures! The archers have, like, beards and sashes! {The person shows off the knights.} STRONG BAD: The knights have little tiny Trogdors on their shields! Awww. {The person shows off the Troghammer.} STRONG BAD: The Troghammer is covered with, like, grommets, and... Wallaces. {The person shows off Trogdor himself.} STRONG BAD: There's Trogdor! Look at that single beefy arm! So much majesty! {The person shows off the seven peasants, and demonstrates crowning one with the flame helmet.} STRONG BAD: And since Trogdor is a family game, it comes with several innocent peasants which you can burn alive. {The person shows off the three thatched-roof cottages, and demonstrates flipping one's roof to the burninated side.} STRONG BAD: And don't forget their thatched-roof cottages, with probably-patented Flip-O Thatch-O Flame...-O... Techno...logy. {these words are added to the "Burninated Cottage" header above and marked "(PP) (Prolly Patented"} {Wide shot of the tabletop as the person puts everything back into the box in fast motion.} STRONG BAD: {imitating a mom} "Sweetie? The McKem...endendrics are here! Put your game away and come up for dinner!" {imitating a kid} "Aw, mom! The McKendendrics again?" {Fade to black as Strong Bad continues.} STRONG BAD: "All Junior ever talks about is lacrosse practice." {Heavy metal plays as a shot of the game box and its contents appears against a white background.} VIDELECTRIX ONE: {voiceover} Trogdor!! is a cooperative game of area control and burnination for one to six players. Being awesome is not required to play but is highly recommended. Fun Facts
| 6 Mar 2020
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Soon! It'll be a part of a little collection of our best hip hop offerings (minus the ones on SB Sings). Also more dumbness to streaming soon!
| 5 Mar 2020
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Are you kidding?! This is huge! Trogdor hasn't laid a clutch of Trogspores in centuries! Beefy arm or no, this is a dark omen! Which are the best kind!
| 4 Mar 2020
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I DO NOT want to know what candy coated Da Huuuuuudge is filled with.
| 3 Mar 2020
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I am honored to be confused with his creepy, mustard-smelling greatness.
| 2 Mar 2020
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Thanks for all the feedbackery! So the congeneral proncensus seems to be that Videlectrix can quality-of-life up some stuff as long as they keep an untouched original mode intact. I will pass that along to those 2 weirdos!
| 2 Mar 2020
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I need some specifics. What form do you want this collection to take? Technically I am already a "giant collection of Strong Bad" just by sitting here. Though I would argue Homestar is more of a pile or heap than a collection.
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| 2 Mar 2020
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IS A MIRACLE!
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| 2 Mar 2020
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Oh dangief! We got ourselves a tat-off in my feed! Who can get the most obscure?! Anybody ever get a Stave It Off Guy tattoo?
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| 2 Mar 2020
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That tattoo is the please knees! I will notify Marzipan the next time I pretend to not be secretly listening to Cool Tapes band practice!
| 2 Mar 2020
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Whoa! All that sweet shading makes it look like I'm bulbulating right off your arm! (please contact a medical professional if I actually start bulbulating off your arm)
| 2 Mar 2020 |
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You simultaneously control Hank and Frank and have to deliver sausages to deli's throughout the city! You can deliver high or low and need to keep restocking sausages from the van after each delivery!
| 28 Feb 2020
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If anybody ever finds one of these old Videlectrix handhelds in a thrift store you GOTTA let me know! I still have my Pigs on Head but I lost my Butcher Bros.! Hank & Frank were the original brothers of videogaming if you ask me! And they ate sausage instead of mushrooms!
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| 28 Feb 2020
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Hidden in the April Fool's cartoon from a couple years ago. 209 is next.
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| 28 Feb 2020
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Agreed. You go ahead and start working on the switch port. (btw "switch port" sounds like how Coach Z prolly says "sauce pot.")
| 28 Feb 2020
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Soon you will be able to find that song and much much more on all the music streamins (if I can figure out how to get past their "60 second minimum length" rules. How else will peoples be able to stream Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Grammar?!)
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| 26 Feb 2020
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Sure! Or no! Or maybe!
| 24 Feb 2020
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Checkmiddle Pointlevs.
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| 24 Feb 2020
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We'll drink pepsi from those giant red translucent mottled plastic cups!! And pour red pepper flakes into Homestar's when he's not looking!
| 24 Feb 2020
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Agreed! I hate that freaking level!! I wish it was more like one of them elevator levels from beat 'em up days of yore. Scrolly up, fight bad guys. Scrolly down. Fight more bad guys.
| 24 Feb 2020
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Okay, pretend for a second that flash ISN'T deader than 12 doornails. As Videlectrix makes level 10, should they make the rest of the game easier at all? More energy? Mid-level checkpoints? Pause button?!! This game is friggin hard!
| 24 Feb 2020
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Now it's one of them gif games! Whichever character it stops on is your dinner date/valentine/forevfursona! Watch out, peeps sensitive to flashins and flickerins!
| 14 Feb 2020
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Oh Valentine's Dang! Wish I'd found these ancient relics earlier! Sold these things hand cut and stuffed into sammich bags back in 2001-2 mebbe?
| 14 Feb 2020
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Caco's what you're s'posed to say. Cackle is my charming/clever/adorable intentional mispronunciation.
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| 12 Feb 2020
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Presented for either your protection or torment, depending on which way you're feeling today, I give you... this ascii cackledemon.
| 12 Feb 2020
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I don't own this game. Telltale just can't make more HSR games without the express written consent of major league Strong Bad. But the old game and its code stays with whoever owns Telltale's catamalog.
| 11 Feb 2020
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The particular omen of Strong Sad's ghostly visage appearing in a cup of black coffee indicates that you or someone you love will soon have their pepper grinder malfunction while seasoning a salad, causing an unbridled cascade of whole peppercorns to rain down thereupon.
| 11 Feb 2020
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The only version that's for sale on the webstore currently are the two Kickstarter versions.
| 11 Feb 2020
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Almost sold outta the Kickstarter versions of Trogdor!! The Board Game! After these are gone, the retail version of the game WON'T include the Kickstarter extras like the S is for Sucks Dragon meeple! Buy 'em up Dan: homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/tr...
| 10 Feb 2020
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Carve that guy onto a stave church at once!
| 1 Feb 2020
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psst! friendlyware!
| 1 Feb 2020
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Trust me, you did not want to see the dark places that series quickly descended to. There are still three active civil suits from their 'Night Driver' episode alone!
| 1 Feb 2020
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Would peoples be into it if I made this into, like, a thing?
Video Transcript{A live-action case filled with 5 inch floppies sits on a desk next to an old computer. The disk in the front has a handwritten label reading "Disk 4 of 12". Strong Bad's gloves reach into the shot, open the case and begin rifling through the contents.} STRONG BAD: {singing} When I check my email, {Strong Bad holds up a disk labeled "Old Game".} STRONG BAD: —there are some old games. {Strong Bad inserts the disk into a disk drive and then types on a keyboard with boxing gloves on.} STRONG BAD: Now I'm gonna play them for you. {The monitor comes to life, showing a screen reading "Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12". A disk reading noise plays.} {Gameplay footage of various vintage games begin to play. The first shows a man in a giant cotton candy machine. He gets struck by a wooden beam and his head swells and explodes.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Hello there, what's—NO! Wow! That is not what I wanted to happen! {The game switches to a wrestling game where grayscale sumo wrestlers lie on the floor of the ring sleeping.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Aw, it's baby Strong Sad taking a nap. {imitates snoring sounds} {Game now switches to a toilet inside a shower. The showerhead is running.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Turn this on. Spaghetti noodles that are uncooked shootin' out of there. {Game now switches to a two-color game. A man in a swimsuit is standing at the top of a purple cliff and dives off.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover, imitating Dangeresque} Looks like I'm gonna have to cliff-dive! Whoooooaaa... {The game switches back to the first game, where the player confronts a giant bee.} STRONG BAD: Do you want some cotton candy, bee? {The bee stings the player, causing the player's head to swell and then disappear entirely} Nope, you want to kill me still. {The game is now a primitive dungeon crawler where the player is holding a sword. The player leaves a room into a hallway.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} This game is about collecting crosses, and turning vermin— {The scene cuts to another room where the player strikes mice, turning them into white mushrooms.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} —into mushrooms. {The game is now a primitive Battleship game with three levels and a grid made of letters.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Look at that battleship! That thing's amazing! {The game switches to an athletic obstacle course game. The player is leaping over a row of barrels and takes a dive, causing one of the barrels to fly out from the row and break.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover, singing} Full-body hoodie... whoa-ho-ho! Those are some accurate physics! {The game is now a black screen reading "What Is Your First Name Captain? (Enter Your Name And Then Strike The Enter Key)". STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Enter your name and then STRIKE the enter key! Strike it down with extreme prejudice! {The game now shows a screen where the player is looking into a series of bright lights as the silhouettes of doctors look down. A heart rate line blips.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover, laughing} What? That is an orange slice that's shooting out some... oil... slicks. {The screen now does a checkerboard wipe. The game now shows a face on a monitor reading "Mayor Vincenzi" and "Hunter, We've had more reports come in of kids dying..."} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} There's like a real-life old man staring right at me! {The text momentarily changes to "...all were horribly disfigured like my... (gulp) ...my poor daughter." before the game switches back to the dungeon crawler from before. The player walking into a river and transforms into a yellow skeleton.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Doo doo doo. Augh... wait, what? {The screen goes black, with the text reading "Y u Drowned!"} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Why you drowned? I dunno! {Cut back to the computer monitor, now inactive. The title screen for Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12 returns with a beep and a disk reading sound.} Fun Facts
| 1 Feb 2020 |
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Gary the Legend! You won't deceive of my mercy & my perseverinch the next time we step into the squared circle! I have the guts & the denomination it takes to rip that Sizzleweight belt outta your imaginary hands & stand at the top of that sacred pile in the sky! ROLL THE VTR!!
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Don't get me wrong, this mask is preygrey. But I wanna know about this can of The Cheat spray you got back there! Does it smell like Cheatmusk? Or is it like The Cheat repellant? Filla me in!!
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This new game from @ColinMcInerror and his pals @TBBGCO is like if the Videlectrix classics "Pigs on Head" and "Population: Tire" fell into a vat of radioactive nautical goo and emerged as one delicious bouncy mutant!
App: apple.co/3aoRljX Goog: bit.ly/2G4V0pl
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"Who's the man that looks like The Cheat?" (via youtu.be/22ZLiDF_pTE)
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Both members of team undabite look like that stealthy trench coat criminal. This is from a 2014 toon.
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Higher-res pic of an old sketchbook drawing. I hate these two people but everything is better with horns!
(paid for by the horns council)
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I love it! It's like Trogdor as little league mascot!
| 13 Jan 2020
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It's so sad when he starts burninanting in the wrong direction during Fiery Rage. I try to steer him like a bowling ball while I watch Strong Sad move Trogdor.
Then I throw a bowling ball at Strong Sad.
| 13 Jan 2020
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I dunno. You know what happens to distant birds when I'm involved.
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| 13 Jan 2020
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I've always wondered, you think the cap'n is supposed to be in that sailboat? Or is he trying to steer the lighthouse away from Mr. Constabulate V's over there?
| 13 Jan 2020
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WATCH OUT GORTON'S FISHERMAN!
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| 13 Jan 2020
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Did someone say 'crazy learner's permit?!'
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I feel like Trogdor's gotten plenty of glory in the last couple years so on this #trogday, let us celebrate 17 years of... the countryside. May we one day find out if that is a lighthouse or a silo in the distance.
| 13 Jan 2020
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I dunno if this is real or temporary but I highly approve! I'ma get a kozmo dot com tattoo to celebrate in the same manner!
| 12 Jan 2020
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Alas, I gots none.
| 11 Jan 2020
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You win!! Plans for geodesic domes! Freehand drawings of Lon Cheney! (don't tell Strong Sad I like that song though. I usually refer to that band as The Mounded Bloats)
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| 11 Jan 2020
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Found the original brainstorm page for naming SBCG4AP. I will always regret not naming the game "SB: Creams & Powders."
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Strong Bad's Crapfest, Jerks! Strong Badfest SB: "Creams & Fun Facts
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Bubs is celebrating the only way he knows how.
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