@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020

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This is a list of all the [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweets from 2020.  
This is a list of all the [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweets from 2020.  
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@StrongBadActual

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This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from 2020.


February

Text / Transcript Date / Link
Video thumbnail for 01 Flea 2020
Would peoples be into it if I made this into, like, a thing?

Video Transcript

{A live-action case filled with 5 inch floppies sits on a desk next to an old computer. The disk in the front has a handwritten label reading "Disk 4 of 12". Strong Bad's gloves reach into the shot, open the case and begin rifling through the contents.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} When I check my e-mail,

{Strong Bad holds up a disk labeled "Old Game".}

STRONG BAD: —there are some old games.

{Strong Bad inserts the disk into a disk drive and then types on a keyboard with boxing gloves on.}

STRONG BAD: Now I'm gonna play them for you.

{The monitor comes to life, showing a screen reading "Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12". A disk reading noise plays.}

{Gameplay footage of various vintage games the transcript writer cannot immediately identify begin to play. The first shows a man in a metal room. He gets struck by a wooden beam and his head swells and explodes.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Hello there... wh- NO!!! Wow, that's- that's not what I wanted to happen!

{The game switches to a wrestling game where grayscale sumo wrestlers lie on the floor of the ring sleeping.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh, it's Baby Strong Sad taking a nap. {imitates snoring sounds}

{Game now switches to a toilet inside a shower. The showerhead is running.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Turning this on. Spaghetti noodles that are uncooked shootin' out of there.

{Game now switches to a two-color game. A man in a swimsuit is standing at the top of a purple cliff and dives off.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, imitating Dangeresque} Looks like I'm gonna have to cliff-dive! Whoooooaaa...

{The game switches to a carnival game where the player confronts a giant bee.}

STRONG BAD: You want some cotton candy, bee? {The bee stings the player, causing the player's head to swell and then disappear entirely} Nope, you want to kill me still.

{The game is now a primitive dungeon crawler where the player is holding a sword. The player leaves a room into a hallway.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} This game is about collecting crosses, and turning vermin—

{The scene cuts to another room where the player strikes mice, turning them into white mushrooms.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} —into mushrooms.

{The game is now a primitive Battleship game with three levels and a grid made of letters.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Look at that battleship! That thing's amazing!

{The game switches to an athletic obstacle course game. The player is leaping over a row of barrels and takes a dive, causing one of the barrels to fly out from the row and break.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, singing} Bo-ba-dee-bo-dee. {chuckles} This is some accurate physics!

{The game is now a black screen reading "What Is Your First Name Captian? (Enter Your Name And Then Strike The Enter Key)".

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Enter your name and then STRIKE the Enter Key! Strike it down with extreme prejudice!

{The game now shoes a screen where the player is looking into a series of bright lights as the silhouettes of doctors look down. A heart rate line blips.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} What? That is an orange slice, and it's shooting out some... oil... slicks.

{The screen now does a checkerboard wipe. The game now shows a face on a monitor reading "Mayor Vincenzi" and "Hunter, We've had more reports come in of kids dying..."}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} There's like a real-life old man staring right at me!

{The game switches back to the dungeon crawler from before. The player walking into a river and transforms into a yellow skeleton.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Doo doo doo. Augh... wait, what?

{The screen goes black, with the text reading "Y u Drowned!"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Why you drowned? I dunno!

{Cut back to the computer monitor, now inactive. The title screen for Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12 returns with a beep and a disk reading sound.}

01 Flea 2020

January

Text / Transcript Date / Link
Tweet image for 31 Jan 2020
Don’t get me wrong, this mask is preygrey. But I wanna know about this can of The Cheat spray you got back there! Does it smell like Cheatmusk? Or is it like The Cheat repellant? Filla me in!!
This Tweet links to @IAmKateNyx, who posted a picture of a shiny Strong Bad mask.
31 Jan 2020


Tweet image for 19 Jan 2020
This new game from @ColinMcInerror and his pals @TBBGCO is like if the Videlectrix classics "Pigs on Head" and "Population: Tire" fell into a vat of radioactive nautical goo and emerged as one delicious bouncy mutant!
App: apple.co/3aoRljX
Goog: bit.ly/2G4V0pl

Fun Facts

19 Jan 2020


Tweet image for 16 Jan 2020
"Who's the man that looks like The Cheat?" (via youtu.be/22ZLiDF_pTE)
This Tweet is a reply to @JAD77, who reposted @alissamarie's Tweet speculating on a connection between Pikachu and The Cheat.

Fun Facts

16 Jan 2020


Tweet image for 16 Jan 2020
Both members of team undabite look like that stealthy trench coat criminal. This is from a 2014 toon.
This Tweet is a reply to @_gabei, who thought that a neighborhood watch sign resembled Homsar.

Fun Facts

  • The screenshot is from Halloween Safety, in which Homestar Runner dresses as a neighborhood watch sign.
16 Jan 2020


Tweet image for 14 Jan 2020
Higher-res pic of an old sketchbook drawing. I hate these two people but everything is better with horns!

(paid for by the horns council)

Fun Facts

  • This sketch was originally posted on 7 August 2009 with the caption "homestarzigoats".
14 Jan 2020


I love it! It's like Trogdor as little league mascot!
This Tweet is a reply to @EsmeSqueaks, who shared her cartoony fan art of Trogdor.
13 Jan 2020


It's so sad when he starts burninanting in the wrong direction during Fiery Rage. I try to steer him like a bowling ball while I watch Strong Sad move Trogdor.

Then I throw a bowling ball at Strong Sad.
This Tweet is a reply to @1010Greg, whose game of Trogdor!! The Board Game, played with a "Dagron" meeple, ended in narrow defeat after Trogdor's Fiery Rage.
13 Jan 2020


Tweet image for 13 Jan 2020
I dunno. You know what happens to distant birds when I'm involved.
This Tweet is a reply to @seanhecking, who concluded that the countryside building was a silo because there were no seagulls in the distance.

Fun Facts

13 Jan 2020


I've always wondered, you think the cap'n is supposed to be in that sailboat? Or is he trying to steer the lighthouse away from Mr. Constabulate V's over there?
This Tweet is a reply to his previous reply about the Gorton's fisherman.
13 Jan 2020


Tweet image for 13 Jan 2020
WATCH OUT GORTON'S FISHERMAN!
This Tweet is a reply to @Paunchberry, who posted a screenshot from Trogday 08, speculating that the lighthouse/silo is where The S is for Sucks Dragon hangs out.

Fun Facts

13 Jan 2020


Tweet image for 13 Jan 2020
Did someone say 'crazy learner's permit?!'
This Tweet is a reply to @AdamStBear, who commented that it was crazy that Trogdor was now old enough for a learner's permit.

Fun Facts

13 Jan 2020


Tweet image for 13 Jan 2020
I feel like Trogdor's gotten plenty of glory in the last couple years so on this #trogday, let us celebrate 17 years of... the countryside. May we one day find out if that is a lighthouse or a silo in the distance.
13 Jan 2020


I dunno if this is real or temporary but I highly approve! I'ma get a kozmo dot com tattoo to celebrate in the same manner!
This Tweet links to @hazeyhound's picture of a new Strong Bad tattoo.
12 Jan 2020


Alas, I gots none.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheDashingAdnan, who was interested in a port of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People to modern consoles if Strong Bad had influence on the project.
11 Jan 2020


You win!! Plans for geodesic domes! Freehand drawings of Lon Cheney! (don't tell Strong Sad I like that song though. I usually refer to that band as The Mounded Bloats)
This Tweet is a reply to @stillmoms, who replied to the previous Tweet saying that "we can always use more makeup".

Fun Facts

  • @stillmoms and Strong Bad are referring to lyrics from the song "Letter from Belgium" by American band the Mountain Goats.
11 Jan 2020


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Found the original brainstorm page for naming SBCG4AP. I will always regret not naming the game "SB: Creams & Powders."

Image Transcript

KittenQuest, i mean,
Strong Bad Coolgame
Strong Bads 9.5
on IGN.com or else
Supa Challenge

- Strong Badventure
- Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
- Strong Bad Supa Challenge '98
- Strong Bad Saga: SB
- Strong Bad Total Questfest

Strong Bad's Crapfest, Jerks!
Crapfest for Jerks!
Strong Bad Talkwalker    Zebacke's
Strong Bad: Sudoku Puzzmaster
Strong Bad Stylefest    FontQuest
Styletype
Stylequest
Styleventure
Totaltronic
Challenge of the Strong Bad
Strong Badfest
Strong Bad is Still Awesome
Strong Bad Totalfest '98
Questfest    Questache
Seriously Strong Bad    Zubaaas
Strong Badworldlandia
CG4AP
SB: "Creams &
Powders"

Fun Facts

11 Jan 2020


Tweet image for 1 Jan 2020
Bubs is celebrating the only way he knows how.

Image Transcript

THANK YOU INTERNET
FOR 20 GREAT YEAR5!


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ADDITIONAL
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Fun Facts

1 Jan 2020
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