@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018

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• The Inktober prompt was "chicken".

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{The video opens with a title card reading "Swordguys Versus Skullguys" in spiky blue marker. The word "versus" is enclosed within a dagger that is dripping. Ominous music plays throughout.}

{Cut to a castle with a horned skull face in the front and two towers at the sides.}

{Cut to inside. A skull-faced wizard holds a staf and stands in front of a magic ball on a stand. Two heavyset skull-headed guards flank him.}

{Strong Mad provides the voices for every character. The dialogue is often out of sync with the action.}

SKULL WIZARD: The sword guys are coming. {Turns to the right guard} You go stop them!

RIGHT GUARD: Okay.

{The two guards leave.}

SKULL WIZARD: Ha ha!

{Cut to a pack of five sword guys who enter from the right, holding various weapons.}

YELLOW SWORD GUY: Look, a skull bowl!

{Cut to a blue bowl with handles and a golden stand sitting on a square rock. It has a skull on it.}

{Cut back the sword guys. They move toward the left. The tallest sword guy stays behind to point to the right.}

{Cut to a crowd of skullguys holding various weapons.}

TALLEST SWORD GUY: {offscreen} Look, a skull guy!

{Cut to a wide shot of the skull bowl. One by one, the sword guys dip their weapons into the bowl. The tallest sword guy, who is unarmed, dips his fist in the bowl.}

SWORDGUYS: Dip the weapons in the bowls!

{Cut to the tallest sword guy with his hand in the bowl. A skull guy enters from the right. The sword guy punches the skull guy in the face. The skull guy's head flies off. The skull guy falls over.}

TALLEST SWORD GUY: Now we can get them!

{Cut to a wide shot. All the sword guys brandish their weapons and move to the right.}

{Cut to a tall skull guy holding a large axe. A green sword guy holding an axe of his own bashes the skull guy, creating large gashes in his body.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Stab! Slice!

{Cut to a a shirtless sword guy holding a long sword. He slices off the skull guy's hand, then stabs the skull guy in the chest, forming a deep hole in his center.}

SHIRTLESS SWORD GUY: Chopping, stabbing!

{The skull guy flees the scene}

{Cut to a short wizard holding a staff. He uses magic on the skull guy in front of him, causing his staff to become charred.}

SWORD WIZARD: Zapping!

{Cut to another sword guy. He throws his dagger at the skull guy. It sinks into the skull guy's chest and stays embedded there. The skull guy falls over backwards.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: Throwing!

{Cut to the sword guy with the axe standing between two tall skull guys. He knocks over the left skull guy, then the right one.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Two times at once!

{Cut to the tallest sword guy effortlessly punching and knocking over a skull guy.}

TALLEST SKULL GUY: Punch.

{The sword guy holding a dagger is chasing off three skull guys. He throws his dagger into the back of the one closest to him, causing him to fall forwards.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: Throw.

{The dagger sword guy leaves in the opposite direction.}

{Cut to the other four sword guys. The dagger sword guy joins them. He directs them to move ahead. The other sword guys raise their weapons in agreement.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: We gotta go do other stuff!

{All the sword guys raise their weapons and move forward.}

{Fade to black}

{Fade back in to the skull castle.}

{Cut to a large wall made entirely of wooden blocks. The five sword guys come up to it.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: How do we get into the castle?

TALLEST SWORD GUY: Like this!

{The others move out of the way as the tallest sword guy bashes his head against the wall, causing two wooden blocks to fall away, forming a breach in the wall. The other sword guys crowd around.}

{Cut to a room with two pillars made from wooden blocks, decorated with little skulls. The sword guys enter single file and pass between the pillars.}

{Cut to a crowd of skull guys holding weapons.}

SKULL GUYS: Oh!

{Cut to the sword guys in front of a curved staircase made from blocks. Close up on the group.}

AXE SWORD GUY: More skull guys! You fight these guys!

{Cut to a wider shot of the group in front of the staircase. The axe guy ascends the stairs as skull guys enter from both sides.}

AXE SWORD GUY: I'll fight the other guys!

{Cut to the stairs. Two of the steps are decorated with skulls. The axe sword guy meets a skull guy on the steps. The axe sword guy hits the skull guy. The skull guy bleed and falls over behind the stairs. The axe sword guy continues upward.}

{Cut to the sword-wielding guy on the steps.}

{Cut to the wizard on the ground. He zaps the skull guy in front of him, causing the skull guy's head to explode.}

SWORD WIZARD: We're fighting so good!

{Cut to the dagger sword guy at the bottom of the steps. He pulls his dagger out from a fallen skull guy and climbs up the stairs.}

{Cut to the tallest sword guy in combat with a skull guy in front of the staircase. The skull guy tries to bash the sword guy's head with a small axe but the sword guy knocks him down.}

{Cut to the sword wielder at the bottom of the staircase. He is surrounded by two skull guys. The sword wielder stabs the skull guy in front of him, creating a hole in his chest. He then does a spin attack, knocking over both skull guys and a few of the blocks in the staircase.}

SHIRTLESS SWORD GUY: Bluh!

{Cut to the inner sanctum. The skull wizard stands behind his magic ball with two guards at attention. The axe sword guy enters. The skull wizard flees the scene as the two guys move to attack the axe sword guy.}

AXE SWORD GUY: I'll fight you!

{The dagger sword guy enters. Close up on him.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: I'm standing still for a long time!

{The dagger sword guy throws his dagger off-screen.}

{Cut to the fray with the axe sword guy and the two skull guards. The dagger flies in and hits one of the skull guys in the hinder. The skull guy is knocked over, falling on top of the axe sword guy.}

SKULL GUARD: Whoa!

{Cut to a room made from wooden blocks, with two gaps for windows. The skull wizard enters.}

{Close up on the skull wizard. The axe sword guy swings his axe from off-screen and chops off one of the skull wizard's horns.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Chop!

{Cut to a farther shot of the skull wizard and the axe guy. The axe sword guy comes down from the wooden block.}

{Cut to the axe sword guy. He swings his axe to the edge of the screen. The wizard's skull head sticks to the axe. The axe sword guy removes the skull.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Oh, man!

{Cut to the skull wizard, who has been reveals to be an ordinary bearded man beneath his skull mask.}

AXE SWORD GUY: You're a old bearded guy!

{Cut to the other four sword guys at the bottom of the staircase, crowding around a fallen skull guy warrior with a tall sword sticking upright from his chest. The axe sword guy descends the stairs. The other four turn to face him.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Look out, it's a old bearded guy!

{The axe sword guy turns to look up the stairs as the unmasked skull wizard descends. Close up on him.}

{Cut to the sword wizard from behind.}

SWORD WIZARD: Ahh, you're my dad!

{Cut to the skull wizard.}

SKULL WIZARD: You always were not very good, son!

{Cut to a wide shot. The skull wizard raises his arms. All the sword guys leave except the wizard. The skull wizard zaps the sword wizard with magic.}

{Cut to a closer shot of the two wizards.}

SWORD WIZARD: Why are you being so mean to me—

{The two wizards climb off the staircase and stand on both sides of the fallen skull warrior. The skull wizard zaps the sword wizard again.}

SWORD WIZARD: —my dad?

{Cut to the skull wizard. He waves his hands.}

{Cut to the sword wizard lying on the floor. He zaps with his staff.}

SWORD WIZARD: But I do magic!

{Cut to the skull wizard. The sword stuck inside the fallen skull warrior floats up and stabs through the skull wizard, who falls backwards.}

SKULL WIZARD: Augh!

{Cut to the fallen sword wizard, who stands back up and walks away. The music becomes much more upbeat.}

{Fade to black.}

{Fade in to the sword guys standing in a triumphant formation, with the tallest one standing behind the others. They turn their heads to face each other, then turn back to the front.}

SWORD GUYS: We did it! Let's look at each other!

{Cut to the skull castle. Strong Mad makes exploding sounds as the castle falls apart. First one horn falls off, then one of the teeth, then a part of the parapets, then the other horn, then a large chunk of the skull head.}

{Cut back to the sword guys. A tall dragon with orange horns joins them. The tallest guy turns to greet him.}

TALLEST SWORD GUY: Hi dragon.

{Fade to black}

{A title card appears reading THE END!! in blue ink. The "D" has a skull face enclosed within it.}

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• The Inktober prompt was "spell".

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• The Inktober prompt, again, was "roasted".

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• The Inktober prompt was "roasted".

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• The Inktober prompt was "tranquil".

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{Trogdor Was Dragon Man, except it ends before The Cheat and Strong Sad's conversation}

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• This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
• This Tweet was posted on the 17th anniversary of Strong Bad Emails.

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• This is the first Retweet.

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• This Tweet linked to a deleted @trogdorgame Tweet, showing a photo of Puppet Strong Bad with the Consummate Tier Trogdor!! The Board Game board.

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This Tweet is a reply to @thedancinpanda, who asked if there were iron-on patches in the Store.

This Tweet is a reply to @hyper_piggie, who asked if Trogdor!! The Board Game will be at Gen Con.

This Tweet is a reply to @OmarB_Santiago, who posted a drawing of Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat, captioned "that one trio".

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• The Facepaint Connection b/w the insidious Mr. Cheatayama are their wrestling personas from yes, wrestling.
• This also references the On Point Kings and mayonnaise.

This Tweet links to @LukosPH, who posted a drawing of Homestar along with congratulations on the Kickstarter.

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• The Trogdor music is from the Trogdor! The Board Game promotional video.

This Tweet links to @_AlexHirsch, who showed himself, @Radrappy and @DanaTerrace playtesting the Trogdor game with Matt Chapman as live tech support.

This Tweet is a reply to a thread by @CrystalPisano, @SpaceCatsPod and @epicgamingnight, who talked about a hypothetical Teen Girl Squad board game.

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• This is a reference to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, in which Strong Bad apologized for Trog-spam.
• Spam is a brand of canned meat.

This Tweet is a reply to @limeman, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking about apologizing for Trog-spam before posting more Trog-spam.

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• This is the storyboard for Marshmallow's Last Stand, one of the first Homestar Runner toons.

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• This Tweet was pinned until the next day.
• Trogdor burninating the surrounding tiles before burninating the cottage is a reference to the actual game, in which the player burninates cottages this way.

This Tweet is a reply to @MattChacon79, who replied to the Trogdor box art link, critisizing the lack of consummate V's and saying he would veto it if he was Strong Bad.

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• Teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows are the places Strong Bad says to use consummate V's in dragon.

This Tweet is a reply to @zacgormania, who replied to the @schweizercomics Tweet Strong Bad linked to, saying it's a cool gig.

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• Zac Gorman is a cartoonist who once made a comic about Monster Party.

This Tweet is a reply to @kidchamp and @JonathanEbel. @kidchamp replied to the previous link with the phrase "Everybody to the Limit", to which @JonathanEbel replied the song was still in his head despite not hearing it in years. @kidchamp replied that they sing a version to their cats.

This Tweet links to @proggermusic, who considered naming their child "Fhqwhgads".

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• "Jockin' me" and "playing like U NO ME" are lyrics from Everybody to the Limit.

This Tweet links to @schweizercomics's Tweet with the almost finished Trogdor box art.

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• Bluto is a Popeye character.

This Tweet is a reply to @c2e2, who linked to the "young parson" reply, and said they love Strong Bad.

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• C2E2 is a convention.

This Tweet is a reply to @jttheninja, who replied to the Trogdor "Soon." reply, complimenting the Trogdor figure's craftsmanship.

This Tweet is a reply to @c2e2, who said if you remember Trogdor, you get a veterans' discount.

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• The image is from looking old.

This Tweet is a reply to @MGS_PWN3R, who replied to the current-gen console reply, asking if they could buy it.

This Tweet is a reply to @EvanSGU, who asked for a copy of Trogdor!! The Board Game for their podcast.

This Tweet is a reply to @jttheninja, who asked when TROGDOR! would be hitting current-gen consoles.

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• The image is the Trogdor piece from Trogdor!! The Board Game.
  • The same image (albeit transparent) was used for the board game's website.

This Tweet is a reply to @Ross_Originals, who replied to the previous link, correcting that it's not cross-stitch.

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• Embroidulate V's is another portmanteau.

This Tweet links to @Oddessy's reply to the Trognarok Tweet; a photo of Trogdor embroidery.

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• Cross-stitchummate V's is a portmanteau of cross-stitch and consummate V's.

This Tweet is a reply to @Erdemius89, who replied to the Trognarok Tweet, asking if it was the final product, or a prototype like the one from PAX East.

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• This is the first announcement of Trogdor!! The Board Game's release date.

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This Tweet is a reply to @sweats_play, who posted a photo of furniture-building instructions with "Homestar" written on it.

This Tweet is a reply to @Rostbarth, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking about Strong Bad's line "I'm not gonna play those games. Mind games. Board games." from EVERYBODY TO THE LIMIT (Live).

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• Both photos are taken from the website (image #3 and #7 in the gallery, respectively).
• This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted, until July 8th.

This Tweet is a reply to @TinyFootprints5, who replied to the party link, saying it all started with a post about a Strong Sad-like cookie cutter, and they played Peasant's Quest with their spouse after the party.

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• This is another reference to Strong Sad's severed head.

This Tweet is a reply to @twoamcoffee, who replied to the Trogbear link, saying they're glad Trogdor has the right to bear arms, and legs, and boat take.

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• Strong Bad's sentence getting interrupted is a reference to environment, where he attempts to say the sentence twice.

This Tweet is a reply to @punchesbears, who asked for an original Trogdor drawing.

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• The image was posted in a previous Tweet.

This Tweet is a reply to @Freak_Boy186, who posted photos from a Homestar Runner-themed party.

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• Diet Brown and Cold Ones are drinks within the Homestar Runner universe. An iron cup full of Brunswick stew was seen in New Boots.

This Tweet is a reply to @jeffvandermeer, who replied to the previous reply with a picture of Mord.

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• "Bornulon" is a portmanteau of Borne (the name of the purple creature) and Nebulon.

This Tweet is a reply to his previous link.

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• Mord is a giant bear from the book Borne by Jeff VanderMeer.

This Tweet links to @punchesbears's reply to a Twitter thread about a game prototype they made, with a Trogdor head animated onto a flailing bear's body.

This Tweet is a reply to @shawnvmartin, who posted a photo of the Trogdor window cling for their car, which has been "pretty burninated" (meaning, decaying and turning orange and brown).

This Tweet is a reply to @Corygaming, who replied to the previous link, saying Strong Bad misspelled "burninate".

This Tweet links to @CloverChick's Tweet, with a picture of Trogdor wrapping paper made by their daughter for her dad.

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• Strong Bad set Strong Sad's chiaroscuro dragon drawing on fire in dragon.

This Tweet is a reply to @YellowDahlia_ and @lionheartmuse. @lionheartmuse drew Homestar on his iPhone, and @YellowDahlia_ replied to them, asking how to delete someone else's Tweet.

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• "Tweleet" and "deet" are spoonerisms.

This Tweet is a reply to @soupdragon90, who asked for a Strong Bad Amiibo to come with a Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People port or sequel.

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• "Situasche" is an example of words with omitted syllables.
• "Nintentelldotales" is a portmanteau of Nintendo and Telltale.

This Tweet is a reply to @evanbirnholz, who replied to his own Tweet that was previously linked to, saying the "peasant" is basking in Trogdor's majesty (responding to Strong Bad's previous link text).

This Tweet links to @evanbirnholz's Tweet, with a photo of a magazine with a green S-shaped slide on the cover, drawn on to look like Trogdor.

This Tweet is a reply to @jodudeit, who replied to the Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking about Boardelectrix's logo.

This Tweet links to @supmustachepika, who posted a photo of their Strong Bad and Homestar tattoo (with Strong Bad's leg obscured by a different tattoo).

This Tweet is a reply to @H2A_23, who replied to the "Soon" reply, saying it's been 5 months.

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• "The April Fools cartoon" refers to The Next April Fools Thing.

This Tweet is a reply to @CdubBabyShooter, who linked to @kmellon's photo of a drawing of Iron Fist with a Trogdor emblem.

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• Shou-Lao is a Marvel character. He is a dragon with arms.
• "Beef Fist" is another reference to beefy arms.

This Tweet links to @ItsMrJasonD's Tweet of an old advertisement for the "Tandy 2000".

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• "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" is the catch phrase of the Hulk.

This Tweet is a reply to @Zoltuger, who linked to the previous link, saying he trained his four-year-old to quote Coach Z.

This Tweet is a reply to @TheMisterPipes, who replied to the previous link, suggesting the husband is more into Senor Cardgage.

This Tweet is a reply to @flangy, who replied to the previous link with a picture of Homestar and Marzipan's figurines (in black and white clothes, respectively) on a brown and white cake.

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• The New Horizons probe took pictures of Pluto in 2015.

This Tweet links to @bshan85's Tweet, talking about when she quotes Strong Bad and her husband doesn't get it.

This Tweet is a reply to @stomper1232, who replied to the Rick Van Velsor Tweet, saying the Trogdor game piece in Trogdor!! The Board Game is unofficially a Trogdor figurine.

This Tweet is a reply to @mcolles, who replied to the Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, saying if only they had 1-5 friends.

This Tweet is a reply to @Haxen2000, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if Trogdor!! The Board Game will be at DragonCon.

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• The image is from the Trogdor!! The Board Game playtest at PAX East.

This Tweet is a reply to @LiamXVX, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, saying there had better be a Ye Flask card.

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• Dennis is a character from the Thy Dungeonman series.
• Blurred cards can be seen behind the Ye Flask card.

This Tweet is a reply to @gildozer, who posted a clip from a music video of a person with a suit and mask resembling Marshie, asking Strong Bad what he thought of Marshie growing a body.

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• The GIF is from retirement.

This Tweet is a reply to @mattmccordmattm, who linked to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, misreading "Cooperative Burnination" as "Competitive Burnination".

This Tweet is a reply to @FunkyM_FM217, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking about a Kickstarter to fund a cover of the Trogdor song by the band The Darkness.

This Tweet is a reply to @JonGetsGames, who linked to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, saying even if it's awful, he'll still try it.

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• This is a reference to Grumblecakes.

This Tweet is a reply to @Rostbarth, who replied to the previous reply, asking about Strong Sad's chiaroscuro dragon.

This Tweet is a reply to @Rostbarth, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking where Wormdingler is.

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• Wormdingler, The S is for Sucks Dragon, Trogador, and "DAGRON" are other dragons in the Homestar Runner universe.
  • Trogador is the only one listed to not be a dragon-drawing attempt from dragon.

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• This video was originally posted with the text "Coming in July to a tabletop near you!", but it was deleted for being too misleading. This may be referenced in the overly specific text in this Tweet.
• This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.

This Tweet is a reply to @jettstranded, who replied to the previous Tweet, suggesting the portmanteau "tweetleter".

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Edgar's Luddite Paw-Paw's
UNFORTUNATE TWEET DELETER

Programmed entirely by
whippersnappers both young & ornery

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• The "board game video tweet" in question is the advertisement for Trogdor!! The Board Game, posted the same day.
  • It was later deleted and reposted, because it misleadingly stated the game was coming in July, when it was actually going to Kickstarter in July (as explained in this reply).
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This Tweet is a reply to @lolFurby, who replied to the previous deleted Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, saying Naked Ned better make an appearance.

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• Two previous replies also mentioned a Peasant's Quest expansion deck.

This Tweet is a reply to his previous deleted Tweet.

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• This is likely the reason the previous Tweet was deleted.

This Tweet has been deleted.

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See the replacement Tweet.

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• This Tweet has been deleted and reposted with different text, likely because it was misleading about the game's release date.
• This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
• This is the first announcement of Trogdor!! The Board Game's release month.

This Tweet is a reply to @pokeflutes, who posted a picture of someone's office cubicle with a "No Loafing" sign, asking whether to tell the guy that his sign is too neatly displayed. The office has black and white photos of people on the wall.

This Tweet is a reply to @LarryLTrujillo and @JonathanEbel, who replied to the previous "it's over" Tweet. @JonathanEbel said he sent an email asking how Strong Bad got his inspiration for Teen Girl Squad, to which @LarryLTrujillo replied that it was inspired by an email.

This Tweet is a reply to @DatMemeGuy2, who said Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits had a 10/10 album cover.

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This Tweet links to @Echo_Hotel, who found a Strong Sad figurine in a depressing Happy Meal toy bin.

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• Toy Story is a movie series about sentient toys.

This Tweet is a reply to @DJ_Stormageddon, who posted a picture of themself in a Coach Z costume, saying they love their job.

This Tweet is a reply to @danshapiro, who replied to the previous laser Trogdor Tweet, saying "Consummate lasering. Consummate."

This Tweet is a reply to @anjwax, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying they still have tattoos.

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{Music plays as a black laser engraving machine draws Trogdor on a piece of cardboard on a black surface. Cut to a photo of the finished product.}

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• "Cardbiordoscuro" is a portmanteau of cardboard and chiaroscuro.
  • Chiaroscuro is the shading technique used by Strong Sad in dragon.

This Tweet is a reply to @MidCityPigeon, who saw a Homestar costume in the back of a car.

This Tweet is a reply to the same link as the previous reply.

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• Mitch's name has been mentioned in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2.

This Tweet is a reply to @Pizzawitjo, who linked to the previous sloshy Tweet, saying they needed a Witch's Brew shirt like Matt Chapman wears in the video, and that they would go to a sloshy tour.

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• Strong Bad mentions his husky head.

This Tweet is a reply to @OldSchoolerGuy, who asked which toon a GIF of the Email Processing Room was from.

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• This Tweet links to a video of The Brothers Chaps' musical side project, Air-sea Dolphin, playing "American Football Championship Game" at Caledonia Lounge on February 3rd, 2018.

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• This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.

This Tweet is a reply to @quintuple_, who asked for a "get well" video for his physics teacher.

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• The glossy is from 2 years and Strongest Man in the World.
• Danish physicist Niels Bohr was mentioned in bottom 10.

This Tweet links to @witchysheep, who posted her graduating cap with a Homestar design.

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• The email Strong Bad refers to is The Next April Fools Thing.

This Tweet is a reply to @RaboinKayleigh, who posted a piece of fanart involving the twelve main characters.

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• The "family might/could" originated in too cool.

This Tweet is a reply to @0xFroman, who posted a water bottle with a face, reading "SMILE IT'S CONTAGIOUS", and noted its resemblance to Marshie.

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• This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.

This Tweet is a reply to @greenvale, who posted a video featuring people watching the Thorax Corporation Flash page.

This Tweet is a reply to @bhgross144, who noticed a The Cheat sticker on a computer monitor in a Wall Street Journal video.

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• These were created for Trogdor!! The Board Game.

This Tweet is a reply to @thydungeonman, who replied to the post-Record Store Day Tweet, asking for more sloshy records in the same format.

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• "Helvetica Chump" is a song or album shown in Record Store Day.
• QuarkXPress is a printing company.

This Tweet is a reply to @starcraft_ai, who asked about the possibility of Podstar Runner returning.

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• The Trogdor game piece is from Trogdor!! The Board Game.

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{Cut to a looping Mario Paint animation of a Limozeen member with long hair, an open jacket, and pants with holes at the knees, playing a red electric guitar against a black background with concert lights. An amp reading "ZEEN" is in the background. Mario Paint electric guitar-sounding music plays.}

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• This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.

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• The figurines and Trogdor!! The Board Game are mentioned.

This Tweet is a reply to @m0mentring, who posted a photo of a building labelled "The Home of Axe Throwing".

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• Dolph Hauldhagen is the Instruc-TOR of battle axe lessons, introduced in other days.

This Tweet is a reply to @supersugar1985, who pointed out organization problems with the YouTube Strong Bad Email playlist.

This Tweet is a reply to @ThePrawn101, who Tweeted the dialogue options from Extra Real Dating Sim XR.

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• "Massy Fex" refers to the video game series "Mass Effect".

This Tweet is a reply to @thunderzizi, who replied to the previous "We Don't Really Even Care" Tweet, asking about the part of the song playing during the end screen.

Fun Facts

• The "live show" most likely refers to either the Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show or its second showing.

This Tweet is a reply to @Cloudscout, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if it was the A-side or the B-side.

Video Transcript

{Cut to a black background with a blurry sloshy logo, as it comes into focus. A portion of sloshy's "We Don't Really Even Care" is playing in the background. The text "Record Store Day 2018" appears at the top, followed by the text ""We Don't Really Even Care" Special Release" appearing below the sloshy logo. The text "Available only for a children's toy from the 70's" appears coming from the bottom below the previously mentioned text.}

{Cut to the aforementioned children's toy, resembling a miniature record player. A hand places a plastic white "record" onto the player, turning it to lock it in. It places the stylus onto the record, and moves a switch. The song begins to play. The lyrics "We don't really even care." appear at the bottom, becoming highlighted in line with the lyrics from the song with vocals.}

{Fade to shot of the lower front-side of the toy record player, featuring a crank winding down. The lyrics "We don't really even care." appear again, featuring similar highlighting. It disappears, and "We don't really even care." appears again with highlighting.}

{Fade to a close-up of the record, viewed from the side. The lyrics "About you." appear with highlighting.}

{Fade to wider shot of the record player. The lyrics "About y-o-o-u." appear with highlighting.}

{Fade to extreme close-up of the record, as the lights turn off and the record glows green. "Wow! Glow in the dark!" appears at the bottom without highlighting.}

{Fade to a shot showing the record player from above, with the text "The kind you have to charge up under a light bulb.", again without highlighting. The text "Like the toys from a cereal box back when small toys were allowed to be in a cereal box." appears in its place. Cut to a close-up of the record.}

{Fade to wide shot of the record, with the text "Not no more." and no highlighting. The text is replaced with "The glowiness fades out at about the same rate the song slows down."}

{Cut to a black background with a blurry sloshy logo. There is text reading "Not really available." in yellow in the foreground.}

SLOSHY: {singing} About you-ou-ou! About you-ou-ou!

{After a few seconds, the scene cuts to black and the music stops.}

Fun Facts

• The video is nearly identical to Record Store Day 2018, released three days earlier.
• The portion of the song during the end screen has not been heard in previous versions of the song.

This Tweet is a reply to @hein0101, who posted an HD Bubs' Concession Stand.

This Tweet is a reply to @UllerRM, who asked about the chances of getting a copy of Trogdor!! The Board Game on JoCo Cruise.

This Tweet is a reply to @Gazza_N, who replied to the previous Tweet, pointing out the three existing prints, and saying sloshy has sold out and gone mainstream.

Fun Facts

• This Tweet refers to the 1971 Fisher-Price Music Box Record Player records from Record Store Day 2018.

This Tweet is a reply to @wiener_herzog, who replied to the previous Record Store Day 2018 Tweet, saying they wanted the image to be a SBLOUNSKCHED! sloshy tie-in candy bar.

This Tweet is a reply to @ReginaKay54, who posted a photo of the word "STATE!" written on their car windows, with Trogdor in place of the "S". They mentioned having problems with the beefy arm and consummate V's.

This Tweet is a reply to @IronSaber486, who replied to the previous Record Store Day 2018 Tweet, saying they thought the image was a pepper mill.

This Tweet is a reply to @McLeanBen, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking Strong Bad to release the record's 3D print file.

Fun Facts

• This Tweet announces the 2018 Record Store Day toon, Record Store Day 2018.

This Tweet is a reply to @AustinRW98, who asked Strong Bad to say happy birthday to their brother Ethan.

Image Transcript

HARBOR DAY ETHAN

This Tweet is a reply to @nej621, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking which program was used.

Video Transcript

{Music plays. There is a time lapse of the Mario Paint animation process. Cut to a screen with four frames. Frames from the previous Mario Paint Thursday are briefly shown, with Strong Bad's glove and mouth. The drawings are cleared, and frames of The King of Town's mustache chewing are drawn. Food crumbs and drool are added. Then the screen switches to one frame, and the rest of The King of Town is drawn. Black spots are added to the white lining of his robe. A castle background is drawn behind the King of Town, and a bitten chicken leg in front of him. The King of Town's animated mustache is added, and moved around for a bit.}

THE KING OF TOWN: {voiceover; singing} Ohhh, here I go... I am going to make my mustache! I'm gonna eat some foood! Over and over agaaain! It's the KOT! Fat as can be! Sittin' in my C-A-S-T-L-E!

{Cut to the finished product, in much better quality. The King of Town is in his castle chewing, holding a bitten chicken leg. He has black spots on the white lining of his robe.}

THE KING OF TOWN: {voiceover; singing} Oh, chompin' on a chicken leg... Turkey, maybe, quail, maybe... somethin' else dead. {stops singing} Hey, that's pretty good!

Fun Facts

• This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
• Strong Bad discussed the idea of recording the animation process in a previous reply.
• The King of Town may be eating chicken.

This Tweet is a reply to @AlliedAlchemist, who posted a picture of The Cheat's fake ID, telling Strong Bad to wish him his best.

Fun Facts

• This reply was posted on Cheatday, and is the reply The Cheat gives to all emails he answers.

This Tweet is a reply to @NickStarr, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking where to buy the Trogdor figure.

Fun Facts

• "Kickcheater" is a reference to sbemail206 and Kickstarter.

Fun Facts

• This Tweet mentions Trogdor!! The Board Game.
• Girl Genius: The Works is a card game.

This Tweet is a reply to @PeperonyC's Tweet, with pictures of Strong Bad ported to GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64.

Fun Facts

• Slappers Only is a mode from GoldenEye 007 where players fight unarmed.
• George Lazenby was a James Bond actor.
  • He does not appear in GoldenEye 007, not even having a model for the removed "All Bonds" mode.

This Tweet links to @dacoool's Tweet with recreations of Homestar and Strong Bad in Minecraft.

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad says "splode", referencing explosions.

This Tweet is a reply to an unknown Twitter user, who replied to the yearbook link, asking how to access Easter eggs on the DVDs.

This Tweet is a reply to @SuperIdiotMan, who asked Strong Bad to finish Stinkoman 20X6 level 10.

This Tweet is a reply to @omgitzpenguin, who posted a photo of a beige machine.

This Tweet links to @Janeandhermedia, who posted a photo of her yearbook with a quote attributed to Homsar, which the yearbook team changed to Homestar. The students' faces were censored by Onion Bubs.

Fun Facts

• Homsar being created by a typo refers to his debut, homsar.

This Tweet is a reply to @ColonMcInerror, who suggested Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits on vinyl.

This Tweet is a reply to @Fangsofbahamut's Tweet, saying Strong Bad deigned to come to PAX, and that it was an honor to be there.

This Tweet is a reply to @VengeanceGOD, who replied to @laurentheflute's Tweet about The Brothers Chaps' Kickstarter plans discussed at PAX. @VengeanceGOD asked about their Kickstarter.

This Tweet is a reply to @Katbrogankat, who posted a picture of their son (dressed as Homestar) at PAX, saying he was excited.

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad's reply refers to the fact that the boy gave him a Deep Impact DVD and a pair of tube socks during the PAX Q&A.

This Tweet is a reply to @strumphs, who replied to @paulandstorm (Da Vinci's Notebook)'s picture of a shirt signed by people (including The Brothers Chaps). @strumphs asked how Strong Bad signs with boxing gloves on.

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad references Skills of an Artist.

Fun Facts

• The GIF and the quote reference Folly's idea from The Next April Fools Thing.
• This GIF shows the first level of Stinkoman 20X6, and the Tweet text references level 10.
• The Tweet text also references the Videlectrix guy (presumably Videlectrix One) and good graphics.
• @jezzamonn really is working on level 10.

This Tweet is a reply to @M4iden_Canada, who replied to @LadyStarstorm's screenshot of Strong Bad's reply to her, asking if Strong Bad was still a thing.

This Tweet links to an image posted by @jonritter (the host of The Brothers Chaps' panel at PAX East), promoting the panel. The image reads:

a> Everyone should go to the
Homestar Runner panel at PACKS.
Wait no. PAX. That looks wrong.
It is definitely PACKS.

Sunday, April 8 at 1:30pm
Dragonfly Theater

Fun Facts

• "Sunday! Sunday! Someday!" is from monster truck.
• The image shows the Compy 386, despite the fact that it was destroyed.

This Tweet is a reply to @SnarkyNino, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking how to get one.

Fun Facts

• "Kickstratta" refers to Kickstarter, a crowdfunding platform.

This Tweet is a reply to @MaxOfFewTrades, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking where to play it.

This Tweet is a reply to @LadyStarstorm, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if Strong Bad would still be at PAX on Sunday.

Fun Facts

• "Sunday! Sunday! Someday!" is from monster truck.

Video Transcript

{Cut to a dark room with Trogdor!! The Board Game on a table. Matt Chapman is wearing a flaming peasant costume and holding Puppet Strong Bad, with a little girl holding his arms.}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: —the top of our lungs! Three! Two! One!

EVERYONE: TROGDOR!

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Nice job, everybody. Look at this... {looks down at the game; singing} We burninated the entire countryside, we burninated all these peasants, we burninated all these peoples, in the tiny 3D-printed thatched-roof cottages!

{Everyone claps}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: {stops singing} Nice work, everybod—

Fun Facts

• This Tweet refers to the Trogdor!! The Board Game playtest at PAX East.
• Matt Chapman is wearing the Burninated Peasant Zip-Up Trench Hoodie from sbemail206.
• Puppet Strong Bad sings TROGDOR.

This Tweet is a reply to @thedancinpanda, who replied to Strong Bad's previous PAX booth reply, asking if there was going to be a Trogdor!! The Board Game demo in Atlanta.

Fun Facts

• This Tweet refers to Trogdor!! The Board Game and The Brothers Chaps' panel at PAX East.
• WarioWare D.I.Y. has been used by The Brothers Chaps to create many Homestar Runner-themed games, seen in various Tweets.
• "DS" refers to the Nintendo DS.

This Tweet is a reply to @OneTrickTofani, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if Strong Bad was going to have a booth at PAX.

Fun Facts

• The mispronunciation "boof" is from Two More Eggs and Haunted Photo Booth.
• This Tweet refers to Trogdor!! The Board Game and The Brothers Chaps' panel at PAX East.

Fun Facts

• This Tweet refers to The Brothers Chaps' panel at PAX East.

This Tweet is a reply to @dren_braves, who drew Trogdor using the Atlanta Braves logo instead of an S.

Fun Facts

• This is another reference to Mark Lemke.

This Tweet is a reply to his previous reply.

This Tweet is a reply to @DirkTales, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if Homestar had stars on the soles of his shoes.

Fun Facts

• The screenshot is from Marshmallow's Last Stand.

Fun Facts

• The GIF is from The Next April Fools' Thing, released the same day.
  • "Be'sing & Do'sing" is also a reference to this toon.

This Tweet is a reply to @harlanhaskins and @cwillmore, who discussed making a PhD thesis on the phonetics of Strong Bad's speech.

Fun Facts

• This Tweet announces the 2018 April Fools' toon, The Next April Fools Thing.
• This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
• The Tweet text references X 'em up.

This Tweet is a reply to _darthsader, who posted a Strong Bad Easter egg they painted when they were drunk.

Fun Facts

• This may be a reference to Strong Bad referring to his head as an upside down egg in Cartoon Characters.

This Tweet is a reply to @CalebLeonhart, who asked if the themes and jingles from Homestar Runner will ever be released.

Fun Facts

• The similarities between the words "upload" and "applaud" were referenced in a reply from November 20, 2017.

This Tweet is a reply to @wolfboy74, who posted a picture from Cosmic Scoundrels, one of The Brothers Chaps' side projects.

Fun Facts

• "Not great for baby" may reference the "great for baby" items in garage sale.

This Tweet is a reply to @thunderzizi, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if Strong Bad had already posted the video on Instagram.

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad referred to himself as Doctor Marvin Rubdown in love poems.
  • Notably, at the time of this reply, @thunderzizi's profile picture was an image of Homestar dressed as Doctor Marvin Rubdown from the same email.

Video Transcript

{A Wario TV is briefly shown, before the screen switches to Homestar with sleepy eyes and a nightcap, holding a bottle of cinnamon. The text "Become a MAN" appears briefly. There is a Wario bomb in the corner, and the wire gets shorter throughout the video. A glove-shaped mouse pointer clicks the cinnamon, causing dots to appear on Homestar's chin, with the text "Poof". The mouse clicks again, causing more dots, with a "PAFF!". The mouse clicks again, causing a full cinnamon beard, with a "PUFF!" as Homestar smiles and opens his eyes wide. The bomb starts counting down, blows up, and the game ends.}

Fun Facts

• A video of this game had been posted on Instagram on March 10, 2018, albeit with the text "CINNABEARD!" instead of "Become a MAN".
• The video was made using WarioWare D.I.Y. Showcase, the partner game of WarioWare D.I.Y..
• The game references Homestar's cinnamon beard as part of his sleepwear, as well as the sounds he makes when he applies the cinnamon.
  • "Becoming a man" refers to his quote from too cool before putting on the cinnamon.

This Tweet is a reply to the same @TrueAbelhawk reply as the previous reply.

This Tweet is a reply to @TrueAbelhawk, who replied to the Trog-legions Tweet, saying they wanted one as a D&D mini.

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This Tweet links to the Tweet featuring the teaser for level 10.

This Tweet is a reply to @DaveyHames, who replied to the previous Stinkoman facepaint link, mourning Stinkoman 20X6's "final Level that never was".

This Tweet is a reply to @JJoyceEgan, who replied to the previous link, saying the facepaint was cool.

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad's sentiment in this Tweet echoes his feelings about Senor Cardgage.

This Tweet links to @rishapri's Tweet featuring Stinkoman facepaint.

This Tweet is a reply to @Thunderlina3237, who posted a Strong Mad-like Roblox character with purple pants, apparently from an @AlbertsStuff video.

Fun Facts

• This references Homestar Runner's daisy dukes.

This Tweet is a reply to @RetepBocaj42, who replied to the previous "have cat" link, asking if it would be more or less cool to call a cat owner a "cat-haver" due to the similarity to "cadaver".

This Tweet is a reply to @hojukoolander, who posted a trading card with Moses Malone, and only thought of The Cheat starting up The Adventures of Lolo on the NES.

This Tweet links to @ErinGflow, who posted a photo of a piece of cardboard with Trogdor on it, with a cat's head coming through a hole in place of the head.

This Tweet is a reply to @AisforInterval, who asked how the eyeless Trog-legions will see where they're going.

This Tweet is a reply to @jayne_a_broad, who admitted to wasting time watching Strong Bad videos and talking with IT about it at lunch while working at the UN.

Fun Facts

• The GIF shows prototype game pieces for Trogdor!! The Board Game.

This Tweet is a reply to @DeadlyComics, who noted the sblounch and stnank on the fist in the previous Mario Paint Thursday Tweet.

This Tweet is a reply to @Minato_Arisato5, who replied to the previous Mario Paint Thursday Tweet, saying Strong Bad was tricking Homestar into thinking he was defeated.

This Tweet is a reply to @smittygirl, who linked to the Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking if the Trogdor board game would be a real Kickstarter-funded game.

Fun Facts

• This image is from sbemail206.

Video Transcript

{Cut to a looping Mario Paint animation, with Homestar's foot on Strong Bad's head, as he lies on the ground, pounding it with his glove and moving his mouth.}

STRONG BAD: Oh— man!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lay on it...

STRONG BAD: Why did I— ever...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {quickly} Lay on it!

STRONG BAD: agree— to this?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Keeep on layin' on it!

STRONG BAD: Worst— negoti—ation— ever!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lay it up twice, lay it down!

Fun Facts

• Homestar and Strong Bad's conversation references bottom 10.

This Tweet is a reply to @tumourloaf, who replied to the previous reply and made reference to Coach Z being behind the couch in the drawing.

This Tweet is a reply to @tumourloaf, who made a commissioned drawing of Homestar and Strong Bad on the couch in the Basement of the Brothers Strong.

This Tweet is a reply to @hejmstel, who found an image of a man in a Virtual Reality headset, resembling Homeschool Winner, on the Xbox website.

This Tweet is a reply to @GothSouljaBoy, who posted photos of a Strong Bad tattoo.

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad's love for tube socks originated in Decemberween Short Shorts. However, he didn't want anyone to know about it.
• Pinhead is a fictional character from the Hellraiser series.

This Tweet is a reply to @Rosen_Thorne, who linked to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking why nobody told them about it.

This Tweet is a reply to @commtoonist, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking if there was a "throw baby" card.

Fun Facts

• All of these are commands in Peasant's Quest.
  • This is also a reference to cold ones.
• A previous reply also mentioned a Peasant's Quest expansion deck.

This Tweet is a reply to @CardiganReturns, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking how the heat of that hot stance would compare to that of a Hot Jones.

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This Tweet is a reply to @boardgamepepper, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking if consummate V's were going to be a bonus.

Image Transcript

Consummate V's

4 AP	Trogdor has diagonal movement for this turn!

Fun Facts

• A card presumably reading "Flip 'Em Up Dan" is also visible.

This Tweet is a reply to @filbypott, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking if you could throw baby.

This Tweet is a reply to @bittercold, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking what the point of a Trogdor board game was, when it would all end in flames.

Fun Facts

• This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
• This is the first official announcement of The Brothers Chaps' appearance at PAX and Trogdor!! The Board Game.
• This Tweet is similar to the announcement on the Index Page, which was added the same day.

Video Transcript

{Cut to a WarioWare D.I.Y. screen with a "Pause" button in the top-right corner. The screen shows grassy hills with a tree on the left and a stream of water on the right, with more trees faintly visible in the background. Rather Dashing walks in from the left and falls into the stream with a splash. A Wario bomb appears as the video ends.}

Fun Facts

• This game was made using WarioWare D.I.Y..

This Tweet is a reply to @tgorman83, who asked if there would be a second season of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.

Fun Facts

• The wording is very similar to a reply from August 2017: "Yes please! Write your local Nintendperson or Rabbitdog and Bunnym'n and vote YES on prop SBCG5AP!"

This Tweet is a reply to @Tman1224, who replied to Strong Bad's previous reply, saying it's a shame the other characters' unique domiciles are rarely seen.

Fun Facts

• The image is Homestar Runner's House from The Reddest Radish.

This Tweet is a reply to @Breadknight, who linked to the previous Mario Paint Thursday, with the description "Plastic Beach (2011)".

Fun Facts

• This is a photo of the Sketchbook from November 15, 2007.

This Tweet is a reply to @T3Allingham, who replied to @ItMeIRL, who posted a screenshot of @Mike_Bianchi's post saying that his band is so indie, you need to listen to their songs on 4 seperate CDs at the same time. @T3Allingham said it sounded like sloshy.

Fun Facts

• Fisher-Price is a company that makes baby toys.
  • The "baby records" refer to a range of interchangeable plastic discs that, while resembling small phonograph records, are actually designed to be played on a music box that is modeled after a turntable.
• Using the photo, it is possible to "decode" the notches in the grooves on the bottom white disc (other than the part that is missing). Doing so reveals that the song is actually "We Don't Really Even Care About You", despite Strong Bad's claim that it was sloshy's "next single" (implying a song that was not previously released as a single). The other two white discs appear to be identical.
  • It is possible that Strong Bad was referring to sloshy's next release, which would turn out to be a Record Store Day 2018 special release of "B-est of B-Sides" for the same music box.

This Tweet is a reply to @candyman106, who replied to the previous Mario Paint Thursday, asking if it was canon.

Fun Facts

• The image is from Cannonmouth.

This Tweet is a reply to @PolyphonicLemur, who replied to Strong Bad's previous Mario Paint Thursday, asking if he used an emulator.

Fun Facts

• The image is from too cool.
• Strong Bad refers to the Super NES Mouse, which was shown in Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold.

This Tweet links to @RangerRick's Tweet with pictures of Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, and Marzipan as fezes, with mustaches on Strong Bad and Strong Mad.

Fun Facts

• This contains a reference to -'d.

Video Transcript

{The Mario Paint animation screen is briefly shown, before cutting to a looping Mario Paint animation of Pom Pom standing next to his house on the side of a cliff at sunset, with a boat in the water beneath the cliff. Waves splash against the cliff. Birds are frozen in midair in the sky. Mario Paint tools are still seen at the top and bottom of the screen, and a mouse pointer moves around before clicking on a button that removes the Mario Paint tools, leaving only the animation. Wave sounds are now heard as the wave splashes against the cliff.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh, hello, my frozen-in-midair-because-I-had-to-choose-between-animating-the-waves-and-animating-you-guys wingèd friends!

Fun Facts

• This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
• Pom Pom's house is from the Sketchbook on November 15, 2007.
• Strong Bad's quote references his "Oh, hello my wingèd friend!" quote from huttah!.

This Tweet is a reply to @BrandonHoang_, who linked to Strong Bad's ultrasound reply from 2016, saying it was when their little girl was a star.

This Tweet is a reply to @MolinaroTom, who posted an image of a cartoon character resembling Coach Z with an open mouth, asking if it was Coach Z.

Fun Facts

• This reply references the jibblies.

This Tweet is a reply to @mostly_charming, who replied to Strong Bad's Flash Tweet, saying that losing homestarrunner.com to the sands of internet time scares them.

Fun Facts

• Julian Sands is a British horror film actor. He was previously referenced in haircut.

This Tweet links to a post from the official Merriam-Webster Twitter account, which posted a GIF from dragon to illustrate the word "chiaroscuro".

Fun Facts

• The phrasing "keep using" refers to the previous time Merriam-Webster used a GIF from dragon, which was also acknowledged by Strong Bad.

This Tweet is a reply to @CantSayZnds, who won "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" teaser trailer illustrations from the Worldbuilders fundraiser, and asked Strong Bad to deface them.

Fun Facts

• Andy Warhol is an artist, director and producer.
• Quake and Quake II are video games.
  • Them coming out of the ocelot's ears is a reference to Strong Bad Classics!, where Doom 2 bad guys come out of the ocelot's ears.
  • The one on the left is a Shambler from Quake I while the one on the right is a Gunner from Quake II
  • Having Quake I and II bad guys is probably a reference to how the two games have completely different sets of enemies, unlike Doom I and II.

This Tweet is a reply to @PM__Ghost, who replied to Strong Bad's previous Flash Tweet with a screenshot of the Tweet on their phone, with the "Can it work?" image cropped by Twitter so that it looks like a concerned face.

Image Transcript

Can it
work?

This Tweet is a reply to @kansasalps, who linked to Strong Bad's previous Flash Tweet, saying they feel old.

Fun Facts

• "Learnéd" and "agéd" are references to -èd.
• The Crimean War was fought from 1853 to 1856.
• This also references how in mythology, vampires age very slowly.

This Tweet is a reply to @larsiusprime, who replied to the previous Tweet multiple times, giving Strong Bad advice for making a Flash Player emulator.

Fun Facts

• tellTarget is a Flash function (deprecated since Flash 5) that applies the instructions specified in the statements parameter to the Timeline specified in the target parameter.

Image Transcript

Shark-
mobile

Can it
work?

Fun Facts

• This Tweet refers to the retirement of Flash.
• The sharkmobile sticky note is from caffiene.
• "Long Flash intros" were referred to in website.

Image Transcript

beige animation tutorial paper

• sblounch
• Stnank
• peak paunch
• apex poink
  

Fun Facts

• "Squash and stretch" is an animation technique used when something changes shape while bouncing.

This Tweet is a reply to @0freetime's reply to @heathborder's Tweet (with pictures of his kids' Cartoon Characters drawings), saying that his kids grew up on Homestar Runner, and he was now an empty nester.

This Tweet is a reply to @RevAndyKarlson, who linked to @LeftistScumbag's Tweet with pictures of a Chinese water deer with tusks, asking if Dijjery Doo escaped from his crate.

This Tweet is a reply to @thydungeonman, who replied to Strong Bad's "criminal projective" reply, saying that making Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective pay-only was evil.

Video Transcript

{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of a peasant with a flaming hood. Hills with burninating thatched-roof cottages are in the background, along with a shadow of Trogdor. A Mario Paint rendition of the Trogdor theme plays.}

Fun Facts

• This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
  • This makes it the first Mario Paint Thursday to be pinned.
• Manhunter: New York is a 1988 Sierra adventure game.

This Tweet is a reply to @MagentaWig, who pointed out that the swimming pool full of Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance in winter pool would have smelled like animal carcasses.

This Tweet is a reply to @McFillly, who posted a photo of a Trogdor poster signed by The Brothers Chaps, won from the Worldbuilders fundraiser.

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad mentions pants and pizza.

This Tweet is a reply to @CFaulkenburg, who replied to @Bob_Lesh's photo of a grocery store sign reading "Banana's by the each", asking if Strong Bad wrote the sign (possibly referencing "per each" from Decemberween Dangeresque).

Fun Facts

• "From the 'bove" was used in That Time of Year.

This Tweet is a reply to @JaneTV, who drew Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad on their baby's onesie.

Fun Facts

• Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad danced with Baby Styles on the deck of a Deep Sea Fangly Fish in animal.

This Tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who replied to the previous reply, saying Strong Bad's picture could be turned into a projective personality test.

Fun Facts

• The image (referencing Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective) is from stunt double.

This Tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who offered his college students extra points if they identified Strong Bad's picture on an exam.

Video Transcript

{Cut to a bouncing, cartoonish, old-looking TV with Wario's face on it. "D.I.Y. Games" is written at the top, with a gold "W" above that. A green "001" appears briefly as music plays.}

{Cut to a Powered by The Cheat scene with Strong Bad on the left and Homestar on the right. The text "Nine Times!" appears briefly. A glove cursor hovers over the screen. Strong Bad begins kicking Homestar in the face with a sound effect. Each time, the number of times appears at the bottom. At 5 times, a Wario bomb appears in the corner, and the wire slowly gets shorter with a spark at the end. At 8 times, the bomb starts counting down from 3. At 9 times, Homestar's head explodes and Strong Bad dances. Wario is heard laughing. The bomb explodes. Cut back to the beginning screen. Wario's face laughs on the TV.}

Fun Facts

• This is the first Thursday since Mario Paint Thursday's creation on February 1st to not have a Mario Paint Thursday.
• The video was made using WarioWare D.I.Y. Showcase, the partner game of WarioWare D.I.Y..
• The scene is from Crazy Cartoon. Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad's quote, "I can do it. I will do it nine times." is referenced in the Tweet text.

This Tweet is a reply to @Strong_Badam, who posted a picture of a man (presumably himself) with a Trogdor shirt on pointing at a Trogdor poster.

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad mentions "double style".
• Trogdor's beefy arm was referred to as a "beef" in sbemail206 and a previous Tweet.
  • The term was later used in the Trogdor!! The Board Game video.

This Tweet is a reply to @FugitivePhysics, who replied to the previous previous Mario Paint Thursday, saying that the melonade looked purple.

Video Transcript

{Cut to a car screen with "0 mph" in the middle. Below it is a field of red dots moving forward and backward. Vector Strong Bad's face appears inside the 0 as the StrongBadZone theme plays. The "0 mph" moves across the screen like Vector Strong Bad as the camera zooms in to the 0. The "0 mph" stops in the middle of the screen as the music stops.}

VECTOR STRONG BAD: {unspoken; in white text above} Your Fuel Efficiency A Splode

Fun Facts

• This is a reference to StrongBadZone and A Splode.

This Tweet is a reply to @Neko_Ed, who replied to the previous Mario Paint Thursday, saying the references were dug up from the bowels of the Internet.

This Tweet is a reply to @tyler_seip792, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying he and his sister were making sounds from Bronco Trolleys the previous day.

Video Transcript

{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of a glass of purple melonade on a round white table, with a bronco trolley behind it. Water drops appear and go down the glass. The room is orange, and there is a blue couch nearby.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Marzipan! Have you seen my Bronco Trolley? Marzipan? {deep voice} Mar-zeee! {normal voice} No? I can't find it anywhere. I found my favorite janked-up bendy straw. I'm usin' that in my melonade! But I gotta find that bronc' tro'! Somebody get me that bronc' tro'.

Fun Facts

• This Tweet references bronco trolleys and melonade, two foods that were mostly mentioned in the early days of the site.

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This Tweet links to the Skills of an Artist playlist on YouTube.

This Tweet is a reply to @cvrsecatcher, who asked if a playlist of Skills of an Artist is available.

Video Transcript

See Barf Bag

Fun Facts

• This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.

This Tweet is a reply to @AJLunaXR, who asked if the winners of Worldbuilders' fundraiser would be announced.

This Tweet is a reply to @heathborders, who asked about recording or broadcasting the process of Mario Paint animation.

Fun Facts

• Undodog is a Mario Paint character that undoes the last action. He was previously mentioned in the Super NES DVD commentary.

This Tweet is a reply to @jrgolden42, who replied to the previous Mario Paint Thursday, asking if this was the first canon unobscured appearance of Champeen.

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad mentions ham, chicken, and gravy.

This Tweet is a reply to @McLeanBen, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked about Homeschool Winner, referencing the Original Book's introduction.

Video Transcript

{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of Champeen dancing on the #1 spot on a gray podium. Rafferty is 2nd, and Preshy is 3rd. They both look down sadly. The sky is dark blue with swirly clouds. A Mario Paint rendition of Everybody Everybody plays.}

Fun Facts

• Champeen, Preshy, and Rafferty are rejected characters.
• Champeen beating them for the gold might be a reference to Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold.

Video Transcript

{Cut to a WarioWare D.I.Y. screen with a "Pause" button in the top-right corner. The screen shows The Makeromancer on the right side of the screen, in front of a light purple background with darker purple hearts. On the left side, there is a chicken drumstick, with the King of Town's head below it. The text "MAKEROMANCE!" appears briefly. A stylus taps The Makeromancer, causing him to thrust his hand out. Green smoke appears around the chicken drumstick and the King of Town as the screen shakes. The chicken drumstick and The King of Town move around, as hearts appear in the middle of the screen and confetti comes down.}

Fun Facts

• The video was made using WarioWare D.I.Y..
• The Makeromancer is from the previous year's Valentines' Day Tweet.

This Tweet links to the official YouTube version of Teen Girl Squad #12.

This Tweet is a reply to @Nervospanda, who linked to an unofficial YouTube upload of Teen Girl Squad Issue 12.

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This Tweet is a reply to @Russet_burbank, who replied to the previous Tweet with a reference to "technological romance", as it was posted on Valentines' Day.

Video Transcript

See Diskette

Fun Facts

• This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.

This Tweet is a reply to @_Hosoke, who alerted Strong Bad to HTML issues, saying "someone dropped a train on your HTML".

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad mentions Edgar.

This Tweet links to @TrevorHalligan, whose wife bought a landscape painting from Goodwill Industries, and added a Trogdor made of Perler beads, burninating houses.

This Tweet is a reply to @Dasyati, who replied to the Guitar Tweet, saying they call it a "Zhoop 3D" because it increases the Z-scale of the hoop 3D.

Video Transcript

{Cut to a WarioWare D.I.Y. screen with a stylus in front of it. There is a "Pause" button in the top-right corner and a bomb in the bottom-left. The screen shows outer space, with Limozeen's Space Machine on the left, and a giant Bozar on the right. The Space Machine moves up and down quickly, and Bozar moves up and down slowly. The text "Shoot Eyes!" appears briefly. The stylus taps twice, causing the Space Machine to shoot twice. The second shot hits Bozar's eyes, making his head turn red as the screen shakes. The bomb counts down "3, 2, 1" and explodes just as the video ends.}

Fun Facts

• The game was made using WarioWare D.I.Y..
• The Space Machine and Bozar originated in best thing.

This Tweet is a reply to @oofer_gang, who posted a Grand Theft Auto: Vice City mod featuring Homestar.

Fun Facts

• Grand Theft Auto did not have ragdoll physics until IV, released six years later.

This Tweet is a reply to @Jae_X_16, who replied to Strong Bad's @homestarrunner reply, saying "I shutter at the thought" of the possible consequences of Strong Bad lacking verification.

This Tweet is a reply to @filbypott, who replied to the previous linocut link asking about Parchmenty and its relation to Peasantry.

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This Tweet is a reply to @CamStrikesBack, who made a concession stand for a Bubs figurine, with figurines of Homestar in front and Strong Bad and The Cheat in back.

Fun Facts

• This reply references the On Point Kings, grafitti, ketchup, snow cones.
• CH8 is an alternate spelling of Ch8t, which has been used in mile, bedtime story, and Xeriouxly Forxe.
• "Twice butt" is from theme song.

This Tweet links to @CharlemagneSeb, who referred to their previous Trogdor linocut and posted one of a Cheataur playing The Cheatar.

Fun Facts

• Leomardbury Chauceinterviews is the author of The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden, according to the teaser trailer.

This Tweet is a reply to @klobo21, who had recently found out that @StrongBadActual and @homestarrunner were on Twitter.

Fun Facts

• "Grape Nuts twitterbot" is a reference to the Grape Nuts Robot.

Video Transcript

{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of The Cheat in Strong Badia at sunset. The Cheat's hair and the flag both blow in the wind. A Mario Paint rendition of the Strong Badia National Anthem plays.}

Fun Facts

• The music is the Strong Badia National Anthem. The Tweet text also references this.

This Tweet is a reply to @richcox, who also noted the lack of strings on the guitar.

This Tweet is a reply to @bucketcapacity, who also noted the lack of strings on the guitar.

This Tweet is a reply to @teeiniowa, who noted the lack of strings on the guitar.

Video Transcript

See Guitar

Fun Facts

• This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.

This Tweet is a reply to @aparrifan2016, who asked about the game in the Sweet Puttin' Cakes Tweet.

This Tweet is a reply to @abstractgrant, who replied to the previous reply, saying the sculpture had toothpicks inside.

This Tweet is a reply to @abstractgrant, who posted a sculpture of Marzipan made out of marzipan.

This Tweet is a reply to @EmmaRoseFerrar2, who replied to the "Soon" reply, saying "all aboard hype train".

This Tweet is a reply to @TylerSchmidt8, @kamartenn, and @LVL58Designs, who replied to the previous reply, discussing the misspelling of "sbemail".

Fun Facts

• NORAD refers to the North American Aerospace Defense Command and DARPA refers to the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.

This Tweet is a reply to @LVL58Designs, who asked for more emails.

Video Transcript

{A TV is shown playing a looping animation in Mario Paint of Homestar in The Field, with a smooth talking animation that has him repeatedly make an "ooh" shape with his mouth. The TV has "TeeBee" written on the side, and the top of the screen has a bar that reads "SPEED 10", along with a row of squares fading from yellow to red. The bottom of the screen has some icons.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Ooh, it's smooth-mouth Homestar! What am I sayin'? Froosh, swoosh, boosh, moosh... Naw, there's gotta be a sentence I can make with these vowel sounds. Let's see. {mostly monotone; trying to match his speech to smooth-mouth Homestar's} How—do—you—move—four—more—doors—to—your—dorm—room—Lou?

{The "SPEED" in the corner changes to 13 as a pink flyer appears:}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, that's pretty good!

{The flyer disappears; a beep sounds, and the clip of smooth-mouth Homestar is rewound at high speed}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {rapidly} How-d'you-move-four-more-doors-t'your-dorm-room-Lou-how-d'you-move-to-dor— {quickly becomes unintelligible} —to-door-boom-maloom-baloom.

{Beep— the clip resumes playing normally; the "SPEED" changes back to 10}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {again matching his speech to the onscreen Homestar} Now—you—should—do—your—stew—home—work—Lou. {normally} Do your stew homework. Get in there, Lou!

{A "Stew Homework" paper is slapped onto the screen:}

Fun Facts

• This is the first video of Mario Paint Thursdays, which would go on to become a regular feature.
• "Baby, you got a stew going" is a reference to a line from Arrested Development that Bubs previously referenced in Halloween Potion-ma-jig.
• The TV playing Mario Paint is a live action Telebision.

This Tweet is a reply to @DogGirlsonDrugs, who posted old drawn theories on typing with boxing gloves and holding items without visible arms.

This Tweet is a reply to @NewtonVerbatim, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying the long buffet is better than the short buffet or the Jimmy buffet.

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so dangerous,
so dangerous
he fights the law, but
he also fights the crime
but not as much
dangeresque!

is dangeresque his
name? or is it just
what they call him
cause his shirt says
dangeresque? dangeresque!

cool glasses
cool glasses

that guy is dangeresque
the mighty oak has
fallen, the long buffet
is calling

Fun Facts

• These are alternate lyrics to The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I. The new version is mostly the same, except:
  • The verse about his name has been replaced with a verse about Renaldo.
  • The "cool glasses" line has been moved to later.
  • "The long buffet is calling" has been replaced with "if the movies have taught me anything, he'll get the girl".

This Tweet is a reply to @KidclassicsKc, who replied to the "Soon" reply, again asking "when".

This Tweet is a reply to @xArc_Knightx, who posted a picture of Homsar drawn on the side of a fist, with the thumb as Homsar's mouth.

This Tweet is a reply to @KidclassicsKc, who asked when the next email will be made.

Image Transcript

Dear Str{obscured}
what do {obscured}
personal{obscured}
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Fun Facts

• This is an image from The Next April Fools Thing, released two months later, despite not technically being a Strong Bad Email.

This Tweet is a reply to @realHarperTurek, who replied to the Peasant's Quest video, warning Strong Bad to be nice to computer nerds for the sake of the wiki.

This Tweet is a reply to @anthonypants, who noted that the typing sound in the previous video is different from the normal Strong Bad typing sound.

Video Transcript

{Cut to the "Outside mysterious cottage" screen from Peasant's Quest. The score is 2 out of 150. Rather Dashing walks up to the cottage. "move stone" is typed into the command bar, and the stone is moved.}