@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018
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This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from 2018.
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Trog-spam. Fun Facts
| 15 Jul 2018
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Would you prefer this reading of an old crappy storyboard instead?
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| 15 Jul 2018
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Sorry for all the Trog-spam! For board game-specific news and crap check out @trogdorgame and this Facebroach page:
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| 14 Jul 2018
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On the contrary, he's usin' CV's everywhere I tell you to in my original step-by-step instructions. Teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows. No veto! I sign this Trogbill into Troglaw!
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| 13 Jul 2018
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Oh dang! My main Gor-man! Been a fan ever since you devoted a comic to the bonkers and slightly satanic NES classic Monster Party!
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| 13 Jul 2018
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You are cat-parenting extremely correctly.
| 13 Jul 2018
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Did you ever listen to the song, man?! If anything I'll try and get a restraining order on your kid due to all the criminal jockin' me and 1st degree tryin' to play like U NO ME!
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| 13 Jul 2018
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Trogfiends! Get a sneak peek at the box art for the Trogdor board game by Kentucky's finest Bluto impersonator @schweizercomics! He also did art for the game tiles and the Keepers of Trogdor! Kickcheater launches this Tues July 17th!
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I love you too, online personification of a convention!
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| 11 Jul 2018
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It's a prototype man! Give Troggie a break!
| 11 Jul 2018
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No way, man. I am a young parson. Down with all the latest trendymakes.
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Soon.
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I'm all outta prototype review copies but there might be a print and play version at some point. SHHH!!
| 10 Jul 2018
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As soon as you chuck one of these at your current-gen console, I think.
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| 10 Jul 2018
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Crap. Embroidulate V's?
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| 10 Jul 2018
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Nice cross-stitchummate V's!!! (a stretch, I know)
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| 9 Jul 2018
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That's final art and meeple design, man! Those are one-offs, not mass produced yet, but much closer to finished product!
| 9 Jul 2018
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I found a trove of unreleased Videlectrix nonsense! Apparently, there was a time when they thought the world wantneeded a Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise match-3 game! Video Transcript | 9 Jul 2018
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Trognarok is nearly upon us! Help crowdfund cooperative burnination on July 17th! Watch for my signal in the sky to the east! (meaning just a link on the internet) Fun Facts
| 8 Jul 2018
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| 2 Jul 2018
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Yeah, I'm not gonna play em WITH Fhqwhgads. Doesn't mean there's a moratorium on board/mind games in general.
| 2 Jul 2018
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New wedsize for the Trogboard game with cool pics of minis and meeples! It draweth nearer! trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com Fun Facts
| 1 Jul 2018
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Devouring multiple severed Strong Sad heads followed by a Peasant's Quest playthrough afterparty with spouse?! Couple of the year right here, my friend. Couple. Of. The. (I'm too tired to finish but you get where I'm headed)
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| 1 Jul 2018
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Hey! My boat take--
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| 30 Jun 2018
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Only if you pay me in 'make a weird procedurally generated VR Strong Bad's Drop a Train on 'Em simulator.'
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| 30 Jun 2018
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Diet brown?! And an iron cup full of Brunswick stew?! This is a theme party for the ages! (for the under-ages methinks, based on the root beer cold ones)
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| 30 Jun 2018
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Get out of here, Bornulon. No one likes your style.
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| 30 Jun 2018
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Wait! I think this is TrogMord!! Somebody alert @jeffvandermeer!!
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| 30 Jun 2018
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Pure delight! I can only imagine what a Trogbear holding a shark would do to The Cheat (or to Bubs' merchandising) if he beheld one!
| 30 Jun 2018
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Um... that's on purpose! After a decade or so, all Trog-products self-burninate and leave behind a fresh minty fragrance that's guaranteed to whiten teeth!
| 28 Jun 2018
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Trogdor burninates. Mortals 'set on fire.'
| 24 Jun 2018
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This rules! Next time make him some Strong Sad chiaroscuro dragon wrapping paper out of flash paper that you SET ON FIRE to unwrap!!*
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| 23 Jun 2018
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I dunno, man. I been trying to figure out how to tweleet someone else's deets for years now.
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| 20 Jun 2018
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I vote yes. Sadly my vote means nothing in this situasche. That's all up to the Nintentelldotales.
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| 20 Jun 2018
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Oops, shoulda done better research before waggling my tweet gloves at you. Basking in majesty it is!
| 19 Jun 2018
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Don't get me wrong, man, I love this. But what are we saying is going on with that 'peasant' coming OUT of the slide? Just so we get our stories straight.
| 19 Jun 2018
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It's probably just that angry Videlectrix guy flipping a game board and screaming at that submissive Videlectrix guy.
| 19 Jun 2018
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This rules! But I'm more concerned with why my right leg is a sea cucumber!!
| 19 Jun 2018
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That sbemail was hidden inside the April Fools cartoon. Did you not watch the whole thing?
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| 18 Jun 2018
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He just makes so much more sense! Does Shou-Lao even have any arms? Much less a beefy one? Though maybe that guy should be called Beef Fist if Troggie was his emblem.
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| 17 Jun 2018
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I know it woulda been terrible marketing, but the slogan totally shoulda been "You wouldn't like me when I'm Tandy."
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| 16 Jun 2018
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I dig the sentiment, but you might wanna be careful teaching Coach Z quotes to minors. Prolly end up on some kinda watch list.
| 14 Jun 2018
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That would be the only valid excuse I will accept.
| 14 Jun 2018
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Why are they standing on the surface of Pluto as observed by the New Horizons probe?
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| 14 Jun 2018
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Lady! This shoulda been part of your screening process BEFORE this guy became your husband! #standards
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The most convoluted way to get a Trogdor figure ever!
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I will get you in touch with Strong Sad as he has been dealing with the issue his entire life yet is still an avid co-op multiplayer tabletop gamer.
| 14 Jun 2018
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If not to the con proper, maybe somewheres else in the ATL during the convention.
| 14 Jun 2018
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If you don't wanna wait through the months of production and shipping and The Cheat-related excuses, come play the Trogdor board game @Gen_Con with me and some scruffy old brothers and maybe a flaming peasant! Check it out: gencon.com/event_finder?s ... Fun Facts
| 14 Jun 2018
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Here it go.
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| 13 Jun 2018
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Already grew a body. With even worse results.
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| 13 Jun 2018
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Cooperative Burnination it says, actually. One of the few cases where I support cooperation.
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Who needs them when I've got Limozeen at my beck and call! They're so desperate for work, I had them do a cover of me yelling "The Cheat! Breakfaaast!" the other morning! It shredded! 5-minute hash browns solo!
| 13 Jun 2018
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It better not be awful! I've been paying @cheapassjames from @cheapassgames in grumblcakes for months to help design this thing!
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| 13 Jun 2018
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I refuse to give Strong Sad the satisfaction!! That smudge stick abomination got what it deserved!
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Maybe a meeples add-on pack with Wormdingler, the S is for Sucks Dragon, Trogador, and a chunk of desk with 'DAGRON' carved in it!
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| 13 Jun 2018
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Coming to the website Kickstarter in the month July! Video TranscriptFun Facts
| 12 Jun 2018
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Portmanteaus are too new-fangled for Paw-Paw.
| 12 Jun 2018
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Think I might delete and repost the board game video tweet to avoid confusion about when it comes out. Good thing I've got this old timer workin' for me: Image TranscriptEdgar's Luddite Paw-Paw's Fun Facts
| 12 Jun 2018
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Maybe in the Peasant's Quest expansion add-on DLC microtransacto pack! Coming to a spend-more-money near you!
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| 12 Jun 2018
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Or more accurately, to Kickstarter in July and then to a tabletop like 6-9 months after that.
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| 12 Jun 2018
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Coming in July to a tabletop near you!
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| 12 Jun 2018
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It depends. We've seen positive results from both neatly hung and sloppily hung 'No Loafing' signs. From the looks of that wall, this guy works in the 'black and white photos of old men' division. So neatly hung is probably the best choice here.
| 5 Jun 2018
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Psst! Guys! The lame-o kid in 1995 is me!
| 28 May 2018
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Thanks! It took me like an entire social studies period to finish it!
| 28 May 2018
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Are you telling me that I subconsciously ripped off my signature Teen Girl Squad sign-off from some lame-o kid's high school comic from 1995?! Image Transcript
| 28 May 2018
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This is like Strong Sad's dream inverse Toy Story journey wherein he TRIES to get thrown in a donate box and make it to the saddest thrift store in town.
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| 26 May 2018
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That is amazing and horrifying and very accurate. Except, I think you forgot the 'r' in 'job' there.
| 19 May 2018
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Oh man! Next time I should slow down the speed and increase the power on just Trogdor's fire so it actually flames up as it engraves! Voiding your warranty doesn't GET more majestic!
| 18 May 2018
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Like Trogdor tattoos?! Were they laser engraved too?!
| 18 May 2018
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Check it out! I employed some cardbiordoscuro shading! Video Transcript{Music plays as a black laser engraving machine draws Trogdor on a piece of cardboard on a black surface. Cut to a photo of the finished product.} Fun Facts
| 17 May 2018
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Um, I'm really hopin' you called the cops on these people. Conspiracy to commit terrible cosplay. Or, ConComTerCos, as they say in law enforcement.
| 15 May 2018
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Also that's totally Mitch from sloshy. I don't know what a Matt is. Sounds lame.
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| 14 May 2018
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Don't mean to be all advertisey, but you CAN get your own Witch's Brew shirt here if'n you want:
homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/fr ...
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| 14 May 2018
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Once upon a time, when you would email me, I sent back an auto-response with a link to a loop showing how I pick which sbemail to answer. Now you can find it by clicking on the ¿Internet? mouse at the bottom of my awesome web page:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/
| 14 May 2018
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Just close your eyes and imagine long hair, leather, pyrotechnics, and vague lyrics about hotel roof pool cocktails and this live sloshy performance isn't half bad! youtu.be/6jD8vCAglmo Fun Facts
| 12 May 2018
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Mario Paint Microwave Madness! Remember to cut a slit in the plastic film of your Strong Bad before cooking to avoid explosion. #mariopaintthursdays Video TranscriptFun Facts
| 10 May 2018
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Best I could do on short notice!
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| 7 May 2018
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What?! I answer an email from you Mollie and THIS is the thanks I get?! A total mortarboard snub in favor of a Dumbstar design?! Diploma revoked, I say!!
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| 5 May 2018
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Uh, this looks like it was tattooed directly onto someone's family might/could! Cool art though.
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| 4 May 2018
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Except Marshie would say "Smile! I'M contagious!!" and then break out in gross marshmallow boils!!
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"I'm hot on your six, Eh! Steve! I'll task you down like a balloooooon!" Gotta love those Wheelchair quotes. How exactly does a body get tasked down again? #mariopaintthursdays Video TranscriptFun Facts
| 3 May 2018
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Don't trust it, man! That flash page is designed to make you lose consciousness and then the Delabor brothers show up and root through your fridge and steal your polaroids (which is what they think 'identity theft' means)!
| 2 May 2018
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The Cheat DOES belong among EarthLink and AOL. Needs a Pipeline and a Compuserve sticker. What other long-dead ISP's am I missing?
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Laser-burninated meeples! Check out all that burny light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation, man!! Fun Facts
| 2 May 2018
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Personally, I wanna hear 'Helvetica Chump!' I feel like I can picture the face of whoever that jerk is and I can't wait to smack it with a Win95 copy of Quark Xpress!
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| 29 Apr 2018
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I been dumpin em's on YouTube. They're not all up there yet.
| 28 Apr 2018
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It's fundrasin' season! @laywastegames, makers of other awesome dragon-based game Dragoon, are raising cash for @worldbuilders! Donate to win a chance at tabletop/nerd prizes! "Don't worry, little Dragoon, I will share my beefy arm with you." Fun Facts
| 28 Apr 2018
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This is the squeedlie/meedliest I could get in Mario Paint. More like squanchlie/maunchliest if you ask me. Chest hair = v.accurate, though. #mariopaintthursdays Video Transcript{Cut to a looping Mario Paint animation of a Limozeen member with long hair, an open jacket, and pants with holes at the knees, playing a red electric guitar against a black background with concert lights. An amp reading "ZEEN" is in the background. Mario Paint electric guitar-sounding music plays.} Fun Facts
| 26 Apr 2018
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Rick Van Velsor, in addition to having an awesome name, is the amazing sculptor behind all our figurines including the ones from the upcoming Trogdor board game. Go support this incredible artist's upcoming documentary about Decemberween ornaments! indiegogo.com/projects/keepi ... Fun Facts
| 26 Apr 2018
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Fell asleep after 17 potstickers. Woke up and couldn't get THIS out of my head:
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Please tell me Dolph Hauldhagen works there!!
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| 24 Apr 2018
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Simmer down there, Demando. I'll get all the hundreds of free internet cartoons I made for you organized eventually. In the meantime, as an alternative, might I suggest caring about things like this less. Instead, focus your energies on, say, making a sandwich.
| 24 Apr 2018
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Best dialog options ever man. Those Massy Fex games could learn a thing or two.
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| 24 Apr 2018
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Demo version from sloshy practice from a live show a couple years ago. Have at it!
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| 23 Apr 2018
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It's the 1rd side of the record.
| 23 Apr 2018
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Sloshy doesn't really even care about you OR music industry rules! Nothing is more elitist and exclusive than a 2 Days After Record Store Day surprise release!
make-a your own: homestarrunner.com/wallpapers/slo ... Video Transcript{Cut to a black background with a blurry sloshy logo, as it comes into focus. A portion of sloshy's "We Don't Really Even Care" is playing in the background. The text "Record Store Day 2018" appears at the top, followed by the text ""We Don't Really Even Care" Special Release" appearing below the sloshy logo. The text "Available only for a children's toy from the 70's" appears coming from the bottom below the previously mentioned text.} {Cut to the aforementioned children's toy, resembling a miniature record player. A hand places a plastic white "record" onto the player, turning it to lock it in. It places the stylus onto the record, and moves a switch. The song begins to play. The lyrics "We don't really even care." appear at the bottom, becoming highlighted in line with the lyrics from the song with vocals.} {Fade to shot of the lower front-side of the toy record player, featuring a crank winding down. The lyrics "We don't really even care." appear again, featuring similar highlighting. It disappears, and "We don't really even care." appears again with highlighting.} {Fade to a close-up of the record, viewed from the side. The lyrics "About you." appear with highlighting.} {Fade to wider shot of the record player. The lyrics "About y-o-o-u." appear with highlighting.} {Fade to extreme close-up of the record, as the lights turn off and the record glows green. "Wow! Glow in the dark!" appears at the bottom without highlighting.} {Fade to a shot showing the record player from above, with the text "The kind you have to charge up under a light bulb.", again without highlighting. The text "Like the toys from a cereal box back when small toys were allowed to be in a cereal box." appears in its place. Cut to a close-up of the record.} {Fade to wide shot of the record, with the text "Not no more." and no highlighting. The text is replaced with "The glowiness fades out at about the same rate the song slows down."} {Cut to a black background with a blurry sloshy logo. There is text reading "Not really available." in yellow in the foreground.} SLOSHY: {singing} About you-ou-ou! About you-ou-ou! {After a few seconds, the scene cuts to black and the music stops.} Fun Facts
| 23 Apr 2018
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Yikes! More like Bubs upgraded to the overgrown post-apocalyptic era where HDR grass and shrubbery have become sentient and threaten to destroy humanity with their ultra-sharp contrast!!
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Confidence is high! Repeat, confidence is high!
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They have a strict 'burn after listening' policy. Or more likely a 'melt down and use as one of those snooty wax seals on an parchment envelope after listening' policy.
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Go 3D print your own obsolete sloshy record!
homestarrunner.com/wallpapers/slo ... OR learn to put YOUR terrible indie rock songs on babyrecords! instructables.com/id/3D-printing ...Fun Facts
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It does look a little delicious in that woodworked-piece-of-crap way.
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Close enough for car windows! You gotta adapt to your medium!
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That's just what the pepper mill lobby WANTS you to think you mindless zombie!!
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Just when you thought sloshy couldn't get more pretentious, they release a single on a vintage 70's kids' toy. I hope the put their next album out on limited edition 9,000 gram hand-lathed bannister posts! #RecordStoreDay Fun Facts
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I'm real sleepy so this is all I could muster. Close enough, right?
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Mario Paint. Hence the hashtag #mariopaintthursdays
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I tried to accurately depict how much the KOT's stache looks like a undulating squid when he eats! #mariopaintthursdays Video Transcript{Music plays. There is a time lapse of the Mario Paint animation process. Cut to a screen with four frames. Frames from the previous Mario Paint Thursday are briefly shown, with Strong Bad's glove and mouth. The drawings are cleared, and frames of The King of Town's mustache chewing are drawn. Food crumbs and drool are added. Then the screen switches to one frame, and the rest of The King of Town is drawn. Black spots are added to the white lining of his robe. A castle background is drawn behind the King of Town, and a bitten chicken leg in front of him. The King of Town's animated mustache is added, and moved around for a bit.} THE KING OF TOWN: {voiceover; singing} Ohhh, here I go... I am going to make my mustache! I'm gonna eat some foood! Over and over agaaain! It's the KOT! Fat as can be! Sittin' in my C-A-S-T-L-E! {Cut to the finished product, in much better quality. The King of Town is in his castle chewing, holding a bitten chicken leg. He has black spots on the white lining of his robe.} THE KING OF TOWN: {voiceover; singing} Oh, chompin' on a chicken leg... Turkey, maybe, quail, maybe... somethin' else dead. {stops singing} Hey, that's pretty good! Fun Facts
| 19 Apr 2018
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Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off.
-Teh C.
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| 18 Apr 2018
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By buying the board game when it comes out man! Look for a Kickcheater in late summer!
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| 18 Apr 2018
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Guys! @cheapassjames from @cheapassgames is helping me make the Trogdor board game extra awesome! Fund his Kickstarter for Girl Genius: The Works so he can continue to eat and engage in good-game-make! kickstarter.com/projects/cheap ... Fun Facts
| 18 Apr 2018
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Oh man! 'Slappers only' just got so much better! George Lazenby won't know what hit him!!
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| 15 Apr 2018
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This is great and everything, but how could you NOT bury a buncha TNT under Homestar and detonate it once you zoomed out?! I kept waiting for the splode that never happened!
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| 14 Apr 2018
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Right right right or maybe down down down? Also don't forget 'alternate angle' and 'alternate audio.'
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Videlectrix is workin on it!
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So many wondrous shades of beige!!
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Don't you see?! This is great! A typo somehow created Homsar so maybe this un-creates him!! (also props to the yearbook team for putting Onion Bubs in there. I'm hoping the entire graduating class is comprised of various Bubs's in the genus Allium. Shallot Bubs, Leek Bubs, etc.)
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| 9 Apr 2018
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This idea? This idea right here? This is a good idea.
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You humble me! (mostly with your use of 'deigned'!)
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Not just yet! Look to the sky in late summer! The burninator will signal his coming!
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Sorry for freakin out on him about Deep Impact! He was dressed as Homestar so all the awful memories came flooding back! But then soothing tube socks made it aaaaall right.
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Same way I do all these awesome skills of an artist! With my hand. And a marker. On the surface of my choosing.
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| 7 Apr 2018
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"And then Stinkoman comes up and punches Bubs in the face." Thanks for this @jezzamonn! Now get back to work on level 10 before I get that Videlectrix guy to give you one of his "good graphics" pep talks!! Fun Facts
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Only if you believe in him deep down in your heart dear child.
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Sunday! Sunday! Someday!
a> Everyone should go to the Fun Facts
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Kickstratta in late summer most likely. I will pronounce it from the dang hilltops, rest assured!
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Room 103. Main entry floor. By the Bobcat Theatre.
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I wghill! I wghill be there Sunday! Sunday! Someday!
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Thanks to everybody that came out and tried out the Trogdor board game today in @kickstarter Couchland @Official_PAX East! Pay no attention to the beardo in the peasant robe! Thx britmus309#1905 for the videro! Video Transcript{Cut to a dark room with Trogdor!! The Board Game on a table. Matt Chapman is wearing a flaming peasant costume and holding Puppet Strong Bad, with a little girl holding his arms.} PUPPET STRONG BAD: —the top of our lungs! Three! Two! One! EVERYONE: TROGDOR! PUPPET STRONG BAD: Nice job, everybody. Look at this... {looks down at the game; singing} We burninated the entire countryside, we burninated all these peasants, we burninated all these peoples, in the tiny 3D-printed thatched-roof cottages! {Everyone claps} PUPPET STRONG BAD: {stops singing} Nice work, everybod— Fun Facts
| 5 Apr 2018
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Yes. The answer is yes.
| 3 Apr 2018
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PAXEasterners! Don't forget! Trogdor tabletop game every day from 12-2 in @kickstarter Couchland rm 103 (WIP box art by the great @schweizercomics)! Panel on Sunday @ 1:30 in Dragonfly theater hosted by coolguy @jonritter. Bring your old DS's and Warioware DIY! We'll swap games! Fun Facts
| 3 Apr 2018
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Sorry, no boof. Demoing the Trogdor board game 12-2 everyday in Kickstarter Couchland. Panel on Sunday @ 1:30.
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| 3 Apr 2018
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Travelin to @Official_PAX East. Why does this look more like I'm being 'laid to rest' than 'prepped for travel?' Fun Facts
| 3 Apr 2018
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I think we need to campaign to get Mark Lemke to wear a hat with this symbol on it! The A is for Abomination!
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| 2 Apr 2018
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Look close. They're still there. The years have just worn the white paint off.
| 1 Apr 2018
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Since the very first cartoon man!
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| 1 Apr 2018
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Based on your interest in Be'sing & Do'sing, Strong Bad recommends: Fun Facts
| 1 Apr 2018
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This is the best waste of higher ed I can imagine!
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Behold: The Next April Fools' Thing! flash em ups: homestarrunner.com/fools18.html tube em ups: https://youtu.be/WFu-GaktLu8 Fun Facts
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No kiddin you were wasted, you made me upside down!! Strong Bad has a swoll cranium not a swoll chin!
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You know, I gots a folder on an old Compy called '99 songs' that's fulla those kinda jingles. And that's from maybe 2004. If I made one now it'd prolly be more like '300 songs.' Mmmmaybe I'll press 'upload' one of these days. Or at least press 'applaud.'
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This comic is like if Crack Stuntman and Larry from Limozeen were low level space criminals and high level jerks! Not for kidz! Not great for baby!
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I call that a Repost Rubdown!
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Today, help Homestar become a man! #mariopaintthursdays #wariowarethursdays Video Transcript{A Wario TV is briefly shown, before the screen switches to Homestar with sleepy eyes and a nightcap, holding a bottle of cinnamon. The text "Become a MAN" appears briefly. There is a Wario bomb in the corner, and the wire gets shorter throughout the video. A glove-shaped mouse pointer clicks the cinnamon, causing dots to appear on Homestar's chin, with the text "Poof". The mouse clicks again, causing more dots, with a "PAFF!". The mouse clicks again, causing a full cinnamon beard, with a "PUFF!" as Homestar smiles and opens his eyes wide. The bomb starts counting down, blows up, and the game ends.} Fun Facts
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Or this, if you no like instagram
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You want THIS as a D&D mini more. instagram.com/p/BgzJn4jhpBR/
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I know! What's not cool about nightmare-induction?
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I absolutely love the nightmares this is gonna give me.
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Gah!! Did Strong Mad try to fit into Homestar's daisy dukes?!
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Definitely more cool. But the coolest would be to spell it (and think it) 'cat-halver.' One who halves cats.
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This honors The Cheat and dishonors Moses Malone at the same time.
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THIS is how you 'have cat.'
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Their majesty works like radar! Majestolocation! It bounces off non-flaming peasants and cottages and guides the Troggies to burnination!
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I encourage everyone who works at the UN to do more of the 3 things you've modeled here:
-waste time every week -watch Strong Bad -have lunch with the IT staff The global benefits will be instant and far-reaching.
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YOU'VE been paying attention!
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Yeah yeah! What this person said!
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That's the plan!
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Don't ask me to explain. #mariopaintthursdays Video Transcript{Cut to a looping Mario Paint animation, with Homestar's foot on Strong Bad's head, as he lies on the ground, pounding it with his glove and moving his mouth.} STRONG BAD: Oh— man! HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lay on it... STRONG BAD: Why did I— ever... HOMESTAR RUNNER: {quickly} Lay on it! STRONG BAD: agree— to this? HOMESTAR RUNNER: Keeep on layin' on it! STRONG BAD: Worst— negoti—ation— ever! HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lay it up twice, lay it down! Fun Facts
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Oh he's creepin back there most of the time. He's probably stuck to one of the glue strips we put out to trap him. Or "glor straps" as he likes to call em.
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I think you're right.
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The ankle is the perfect spot too because I LOVE tube socks! Also, your phone case makes me wonder why Strong Sad hasn't been pinhead for Halloween yet.
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I'm telling you precisely that right now. There is going to be a Trogdor tabletop game.
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Gotta wait for the Peasant's Quest expansion deck! Throw Baby, Get Old Man Rub, Buy Kerrek a Cold One... all your faves will be there!
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"The Heat of the Hot Stance" was one of Limozeen's sauciest AND most political singles
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You'll have to wait for the Peasant's Quest Expansion Pack DLC Microtransaction MegaWhatev! Only $39.99 plus all previous reward tiers plus the original LP's digitally remastered for today's stereos! ...wait, what did you ask me again?
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Not when you and your knuckle-headed friends play AS Trogdor! Then it ends in burnination, Trogtriumph, and majesty!
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Hot stance! I'm gonna be @Official_PAX East 2018! Come play the janky prototype of my Trogdor tabletop game (designed with James Ernest @cheapassjames) everyday at 12pm in @kickstarter Couchland (rm 103) and check out my panel on Sunday 4/8 at 1:30pm in the Dragonfly Theater! Fun Facts
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Who doesn't wanna play Peasant's Quest in bite-sized 3-second nuggz? Video Transcript{Cut to a WarioWare D.I.Y. screen with a "Pause" button in the top-right corner. The screen shows grassy hills with a tree on the left and a stream of water on the right, with more trees faintly visible in the background. Rather Dashing walks in from the left and falls into the stream with a splash. A Wario bomb appears as the video ends.} Fun Facts
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Write your local Telltale and demand that they vote YES on prop SBCG5AP!
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That's cause this is what we got the last time Homestar had a "unique domicile:"
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Homestar sketchbook (2007)
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Sloshy's so indie-pretentious that their next single is only coming out on those plastic fisher price baby records from the 70's.
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The only one that matters:
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Emulating is for fakers. I've even got the terrible hard plastic mouse... um... pad(?) that came with it! Running RCA out into the Lappier with one of these type scenarios:
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I never knew how badly we all need to get fez'd! Also brother Graw Mad needs to grow a stache at once! Also how come no Marshie? Don't you want it to look like he's sitting up there marshalitizing your brains?!
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Entire dang! Check out Pom Pom's sweet house and yacht! #mariopaintthursdays Video Transcript{The Mario Paint animation screen is briefly shown, before cutting to a looping Mario Paint animation of Pom Pom standing next to his house on the side of a cliff at sunset, with a boat in the water beneath the cliff. Waves splash against the cliff. Birds are frozen in midair in the sky. Mario Paint tools are still seen at the top and bottom of the screen, and a mouse pointer moves around before clicking on a button that removes the Mario Paint tools, leaving only the animation. Wave sounds are now heard as the wave splashes against the cliff.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh, hello, my frozen-in-midair-because-I-had-to-choose-between-animating-the-waves-and-animating-you-guys wingèd friends! Fun Facts
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This is so much more disturbing than I remember!
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Looks like the ungodly combo of genetic material from Coach Z, Strong Mad, and Marshie. Wait for it:
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... a-jibblie-jibblie!!!
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I'd be okay with losing Homestar Runner himself to the Julian Sands of Time, though.
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Look @MerriamWebster if you're gonna keep using Trogdor as your unofficial spokesdragon, then at LEAST add 'burninate' to your crusty old tome! (also how bout some free copies? Strong Mad keeps putting the good cereal on the top shelf and a few dictionaries might help me reach!)
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And so the Porridgemaiden put on Warhol glasses and started using the ocelot as a living brush to paint ironic Spring Break posters. Then, (couldn't resist) Quake 1 AND 2 bad guys came out of the ocelot's ears this time!!
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Oh man! I love this new 'can it work' concerned face!
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When people realize some dumb thing happened longer ago than they want to think it did, they need to stop saying "I feel old" and instead replace "old" with "wizened," "learnéd," "agéd," or "like a hot vampire sighing when no one can relate to their Crimean War jokes."
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I knew all those deprecated tellTargets would save me one day!!
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Dear @internetarchive, You love preserving outdated webstuff. I AM outdated webstuff. How do we make a stable, secure, in-browser flash player emulator that can preserve all our favorite un-skippable website intros from the early aughts. Also all my sbemails. -Strong Bad Image TranscriptShark- Can it Fun Facts
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The pros can keep their squash n' stretch. The Cheat's got sblounch n' stnank! Image Transcriptbeige animation tutorial paper
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Wait, are you suggesting that growing up on Homestar Runner drove your children from home? Doesn't surprise me really. I desperately wanna leave whenever that guys shows up.
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Hope he can keep those tusks in his dang mouth better than Dijjery Doo!
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SBCG4AP doesn't count. As far as I'm concerned, Dangeresque 3 remains unreleased.
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I'm channeling some Manhunter: New York pretty hard with this flaming peasant. #mariopaintthursdays Video Transcript{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of a peasant with a flaming hood. Hills with burninating thatched-roof cottages are in the background, along with a shadow of Trogdor. A Mario Paint rendition of the Trogdor theme plays.} Fun Facts
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No wonder the KOT was so drawn to it!
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Oh pants-dang! Thanks for donating your hard-earned cash for some maybe-earned swag! That poster looks best framed with stuffed pizza crust!
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I prefer "Bananas from the 'bove."
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Bonus points for making it a Powered By The Cheat-style Strong Bad! May that baby one day dance with Baby Styles on the deck of a deep sea fangly fish!
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Some kind of CRIMINAL projective?!!
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Oh great! Now all those crappy Intro to Psych kids are gonna think I'm schoolwork! Ooh, unless you think they'll develop some kinda complex because of me! Can I please get a complex named after me?!
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Not exactly #mariopaintthursdays but check out this Powered by The Cheat WarioWare! You can do it! You will do it... Video Transcript{Cut to a bouncing, cartoonish, old-looking TV with Wario's face on it. "D.I.Y. Games" is written at the top, with a gold "W" above that. A green "001" appears briefly as music plays.} {Cut to a Powered by The Cheat scene with Strong Bad on the left and Homestar on the right. The text "Nine Times!" appears briefly. A glove cursor hovers over the screen. Strong Bad begins kicking Homestar in the face with a sound effect. Each time, the number of times appears at the bottom. At 5 times, a Wario bomb appears in the corner, and the wire slowly gets shorter with a spark at the end. At 8 times, the bomb starts counting down from 3. At 9 times, Homestar's head explodes and Strong Bad dances. Wario is heard laughing. The bomb explodes. Cut back to the beginning screen. Wario's face laughs on the TV.} Fun Facts
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Double style! 2 beef's worth! 💪🏼💪🏼
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Your pink options are very limited in Mario Paint! Give an out-of-date hardware-usin' artist a break, man!
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I can't find who tweeted this pic saying it reminded them of StrongBadZone, but this could finally make going zero miles per hour worthwhile. Video Transcript{Cut to a car screen with "0 mph" in the middle. Below it is a field of red dots moving forward and backward. Vector Strong Bad's face appears inside the 0 as the StrongBadZone theme plays. The "0 mph" moves across the screen like Vector Strong Bad as the camera zooms in to the 0. The "0 mph" stops in the middle of the screen as the music stops.} VECTOR STRONG BAD: {unspoken; in white text above} Your Fuel Efficiency A Splode Fun Facts
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How can they be 'dug up' when my whole existence is contained within the bowels of the Internet? Maybe 'found in the couch cushions' is more accurate.
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I can pretty much guarantee that you were the only people on the planet doing that yesterday! Or quite possibly ever.
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Homestar's disgusting fav snack the Bronco Trolley is hiding behind his cool refreshing melonade.#bronctro #mariopaintthursdays Video Transcript{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of a glass of purple melonade on a round white table, with a bronco trolley behind it. Water drops appear and go down the glass. The room is orange, and there is a blue couch nearby.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Marzipan! Have you seen my Bronco Trolley? Marzipan? {deep voice} Mar-zeee! {normal voice} No? I can't find it anywhere. I found my favorite janked-up bendy straw. I'm usin' that in my melonade! But I gotta find that bronc' tro'! Somebody get me that bronc' tro'. Fun Facts
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Master the mini mountain range to create your own Barf Bag with this Skills of an Artist! Video Transcript
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You'd have to ask the @Worldbuilders_ crew! I sent them a buncha awesome/dumb stuff! I hope you're one of the winners! Sorry I don't know more man! (Whoa, I need to make up a superhero called Don't Know More Man')
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I guess I could if peoples wouldn't fall asleep watching. I have to employ Undo Dog extensively!
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Um, does every animation I make with obsolete software count as canon? Cause if so I made this, like, sliced ham guy shooting chicken gravy at the Poopsmith the other day that I would LOVE to include.
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More like 'Everybody hates the Homeschool Winner. He is a terrific mathlete.'
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Mario Paint Thursday! Champeen bests Preshy and Rafferty for the GOOOOLD! (acourse she's always wearing that gold medal which I suspect is maybe just chocolate gelt) Video Transcript{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of Champeen dancing on the #1 spot on a gray podium. Rafferty is 2nd, and Preshy is 3rd. They both look down sadly. The sky is dark blue with swirly clouds. A Mario Paint rendition of Everybody Everybody plays.} Fun Facts
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Make way for The Makeromancer! Video Transcript{Cut to a WarioWare D.I.Y. screen with a "Pause" button in the top-right corner. The screen shows The Makeromancer on the right side of the screen, in front of a light purple background with darker purple hearts. On the left side, there is a chicken drumstick, with the King of Town's head below it. The text "MAKEROMANCE!" appears briefly. A stylus taps The Makeromancer, causing him to thrust his hand out. Green smoke appears around the chicken drumstick and the King of Town as the screen shakes. The chicken drumstick and The King of Town move around, as hearts appear in the middle of the screen and confetti comes down.} Fun Facts
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Hey man! At least link to the official one with better quality video and audio! It increases my Mindy Cred!
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Skills of an Artist - PC/CGA - Disk 1 of 17 Video Transcript
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Should be fixed now. Turns out we had to downpatch the firmware of our entire Edgar suite of products. They're intentionally forwards-nonpatible!
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Yes + yes = OHSWEETJIMYES!
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Oh man, that is some serious sensemake right there, my friend.
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Limozeen vs. Bozar has gone GOLD! Congrats to Videlectrix for always being up to date on the latest handhelds and consoles! #worthwhilein2018 Video Transcript{Cut to a WarioWare D.I.Y. screen with a stylus in front of it. There is a "Pause" button in the top-right corner and a bomb in the bottom-left. The screen shows outer space, with Limozeen's Space Machine on the left, and a giant Bozar on the right. The Space Machine moves up and down quickly, and Bozar moves up and down slowly. The text "Shoot Eyes!" appears briefly. The stylus taps twice, causing the Space Machine to shoot twice. The second shot hits Bozar's eyes, making his head turn red as the screen shakes. The bomb counts down "3, 2, 1" and explodes just as the video ends.} Fun Facts
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Mod of the year. Can you please ragdoll physics drop him from a plane or crane or in front of a train?
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Shutter? What speed? 1/8? 1/30? 1/250?! And what ISO are we talkin about here?!?
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Naw, Parchmenty was a few kingdoms over in the uppity, know-it-all realm of Frillscholar. From the Peasant's Quest novelization:
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Lookit those On-Point Kings back there! Ready to hit up those back alley walls with tags like CH8-1, TWICEBUTT, and HEYBUBSGETKETCHUPFLAVOREDSNOWCONESBACKINSTOCK2018!
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Looks like the illuminated illustrations from the faded parchmenty works of Leomardbury Chauceinterviews! Such haunches!
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Dunno who that @homestarrunner account is but it's not the real deal. Looks like it's run by a Grape Nuts twitterbot to me.
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Look at these tropical breezes blow! #mariopaintthursday Video Transcript{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of The Cheat in Strong Badia at sunset. The Cheat's hair and the flag both blow in the wind. A Mario Paint rendition of the Strong Badia National Anthem plays.} Fun Facts
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It's a custom 13-string. All high E's for maximum squealage. The human eye can't perceive them at this scale.
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This was a drawing lesson. If I have to spell out 'draw straight lines' for you, then you need to go back to my remedial courses: Skills of a Kid What Can Barely Hold A Crayon.
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It's a custom 13-string Les Gibsonez Exploding Consummate V. No way I could draw all those strings on there, man!
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Sweet Puttin' Cakes for the Videlectrix Fhone Machine 4! It was great until they added per-pixel microtransactions. Cost $5.99 just to pick the color for your 4x4 pixel ball!
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OR I was clearly referring to Space Based Missile emails. Which I regularly harass both NORAD and DARPA with every six months.
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So you want me to not do anything until there's a new sbmemail? Cool, talk to you in 6 months.
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Mario Paint Thursdays?! New tradition? Or thing I'll totally forget about in two weeks? Video Transcript{A TV is shown playing a looping animation in Mario Paint of Homestar in The Field, with a smooth talking animation that has him repeatedly make an "ooh" shape with his mouth. The TV has "TeeBee" written on the side, and the top of the screen has a bar that reads "SPEED 10", along with a row of squares fading from yellow to red. The bottom of the screen has some icons.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Ooh, it's smooth-mouth Homestar! What am I sayin'? Froosh, swoosh, boosh, moosh... Naw, there's gotta be a sentence I can make with these vowel sounds. Let's see. {mostly monotone; trying to match his speech to smooth-mouth Homestar's} How—do—you—move—four—more—doors—to—your—dorm—room—Lou? {The "SPEED" in the corner changes to 13 as a pink flyer appears:}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, that's pretty good! {The flyer disappears; a beep sounds, and the clip of smooth-mouth Homestar is rewound at high speed} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {rapidly} How-d'you-move-four-more-doors-t'your-dorm-room-Lou-how-d'you-move-to-dor— {quickly becomes unintelligible} —to-door-boom-maloom-baloom. {Beep— the clip resumes playing normally; the "SPEED" changes back to 10} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {again matching his speech to the onscreen Homestar} Now—you—should—do—your—stew—home—work—Lou. {normally} Do your stew homework. Get in there, Lou! {A "Stew Homework" paper is slapped onto the screen:} Homework
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I dunno about the rest of your progress report... but you get an 'E' in the 'Uses time wisely' column.
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Whoa, maybe 'Dangeresque: The Long Buffet' is the gritty reboot the franchise needs! Pom Pom to direct!
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The long buffet is calling?! Recently unearthed unused Dangeresque lyrics from the Strong Bad Sings sessions! Image Transcriptso dangerous, is dangeresque his cool glasses that guy is dangeresque Fun Facts
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I don't even wanna see what unholy horror results when you open his 'mouth.'
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Soon.
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I stole this clip from some streamdorker online. But I figure I invented Trogdor so technically this clip belongs to me. Don't worry. Your Strong Bad typing sound is safe and... um... sound.
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This is definitely my fav death from Peasant's Quest. Adventure game programmers are such jerks! Video Transcript{Cut to the "Outside mysterious cottage" screen from Peasant's Quest. The score is 2 out of 150. Rather Dashing walks up to the cottage. "move stone" is typed into the command bar, and the stone is moved.} You slide the stone over to {"cut off arms legs and head" is typed into the command bar.} Very funny. You have {"try" is typed into the command bar.} Okay, fine. You try to cut {The Game Over screen is shown.} | 29 Jan 2018
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He refused to specify which!!
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Lemme know how this year's Pay Per Viewvor Series turns out! #nofreakout #noconfetti #nonothin #fornobody
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I say execution be embraced in this instance!
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Okay, @hometimrunner here's photo(quite)graphic evidence of Strong Sad's failed baseball mascot 'The Human Infield Fly Rule.' The idea was that he'd douse unsuspecting fans' hot dogs with his 'enzyme' before inhaling them two at a time.
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I wouldn't recommend getting into Homestar Runner personally. Lately he's starting going, 'preciate ya,' at totally inappropriate times.
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In the one year that Strong Sad dabbled in being a baseball stats nerd, he tried to pitch himself as a mascot called "The Human Infield Fly Rule." He was half mutant fly, half baseball diagram. The world was not ready.
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Oh man I heard a rumor that Limozeen guitarist Gary Palaroncini tried to have additional arms surgically attached to his knees so he could play that thing! Best he could do was pulleys and mannequins. Still got a mention in 'Fret Magic for the Practicing Musician' though.
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Yeah @netflix how come the Bloodied Tree Animals shorts are on your streamins but not my magic blend of obscure tech humor and portmanteaus?
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This is, what they call in the business, a sound educational idea.
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You are one of the good ones.
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Good thing I didn't VOIP into this comic! I woulda been even more bored outta my decorative gourd in your great aunt's front hallway that she bought at the old lady consignment store.
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One more from an old notebook. Man, were these Strongbadman comics always so real estate humor focused?! Image Transcript{The comic is drawn on lined paper with pencil. Open to a building in a city. A silhouetted figure looks out of the window. Text in the corner reads "in a BuiLDING".} {Cut to inside the apartment, where a human is talking to the silhouette, who is still looking outside the window} LANDLORD: Its A 2 BEDROOM, 1 AND A HAlf BATH WITH ALL NeW... {Cut to the silhouette turning around, revealing himself to be Strong Badman} STRONG BADMAN: {in block letter text} I'LL TAKE IT! {Cut to the landlord, covering his mouth with his hand} LANDLORD: oh my! well don't you at least want to see., {Cut to Strong Badman, holding a ping pong ball and paddle} STRONG BADMAN: ...this ping-pong ball hit you in the ear? {Cut to Strong Badman hitting the ball with a "TAK" sound, which hits the landlord's ear with a "SMAK"} STRONG BADMAN: YES! LANDLORD: OW! {Cut to Strong Badman laughing} STRONG BADMAN: HA HA HA! Foolish mortal! how much is my security deposit? LANDLORD: {offscreen} $750 {Cut to a close-up of Strong Badman} STRONG BADMAN: good. NOW GET OUTTA MY NeW eViL LAiR {Cut to the landlord leaving, with a question mark over his head, and Strong Badman facing him, silhouetted} STRONG BADMAN: I mean apartment. STRONG BADMAN: get outta my new evil apartment {Cut to Strong Badman looking out the window again} STRONG BADMAN: yes, yes. this is a perfect base from which i can strike out at, um... the ciTy we're in. {Cut to Strong Badman peeking into an empty room} STRONG BADMAN: secret lab in here {Cut to Strong Badman's glove pointing to an empty corner} STRONG BADMAN: foosball table over there {Cut to Strong Badman} STRONG BADMAN: very soon this moderately priced 5th-story walk-up will become.. {Cut to an extra wide panel with Strong Badman spreading his arms out} STRONG BADMAN: ...2 BEDROOMS, 1 & A HALF BATHS OF DOOM! {Cut to black} Fun Facts
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Sometimes, only onetimes, the 'the' is silent.
| 23 Jan 2018
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Fine I'll stop. Jerk.
| 23 Jan 2018
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Some use CSS. I prefer CCS. Cascading Cheat Sheets. Fun Facts
| 23 Jan 2018
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I found this old drawing. Please help.
| 22 Jan 2018
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Um, that's a weird question. Do YOU plan on re-uploading yourself with higher quality? Like to reality? You know, better looking, more in shape, fatter bank?
| 21 Jan 2018
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Too late! She gone!
| 21 Jan 2018
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I dunno, quotin' Homsar over pics of minors seems like a good way to get yourself banned or NSA red flagged maybe.
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| 18 Jan 2018
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Um... Tron Day?
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That's the glare from the burninating countryside/parking lot outside the windows. He scorched the place before making his big entrance.
| 15 Jan 2018
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Thanks to @BeerWildHeaven for letting burnination into their hearts and their brewery and to everybody who came out to celebrate Trogday! You guys are the coolest! Fun Facts
| 15 Jan 2018
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But what about T&C Surf Designs Wood and Water Rage?! I spent months convincing myself that wasn't a total piece of crap!
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| 14 Jan 2018
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Argon Beam Coagulators have been my weapon of choice for years!! I was like the boogeyman for young splenic hemorrhages! "Go to sleep, little hemorrhage. Or Strong Bad will get you with his ABC!" they'd say!
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I say we do the entire catalog! Videlectrix Collectrix Volumes 1-5!!
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Whoa! Looks like you used the Konami, Data East, Jaleco, KOEI, Tengen, and VIC TOKAI codes all at once!!
| 13 Jan 2018
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Casiotone CT-405 baby!
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Baby steps, my friend! Peasant baby steps.
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We finally lubed up Trogdor's beefy arm with Hypertext Markup Lotion! Play the arcade classic in any browser, on any device, all without Flash!
Happy Freakin' Trogday Everybody! http://homestarrunner.com/trogdor-canvas ...Fun Facts
| 12 Jan 2018
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Aww! Bummed you can't make it! Feel free to make your own janky version at home!
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You make me smile too, @workshopcraft. As much as a weird rectangle of flesh can smile, that is.
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I tried to explain that to Strong Mad through the closet door but now he just keeps screaming "PHYLUM" over and over. Thx for tryin, tho.
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Strong Mad heard those were declared a 'nomen dubium' and now he won't come out of his closet! Is it true?! Is it dubious?!
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| 12 Jan 2018
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Don't encourage Coach Z! He calls this whole week 'Dingler Days' and you don't even wanna know how he 'celebrates.'
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Don't forget to come raise a glass in tribute to the Burninator at @BeerWildHeaven (aka the Hot Jones Factory!) tomorrow Jan 13th from 1-3pm! The washed up actor that played Rather Dashing will be there and maybe puppets too! Fun Facts
| 10 Jan 2018
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No loafing! No personal calls! The break room fridge smells like undead cabbage! Where's the little spray thingy for the whiteboard?!!
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This guy says he did this with his frat brothers. They look like the proud men of Gregga Gregga Gregga to me. Those Tri-Gregs sure know how to party!
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| 12 Jan 2018
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Whoa! YES! That totally sounds like what the Keepers of Trogdor chant at their black masses/buffet and swap meet!
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| 11 Jan 2018
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Why wasn't I told about this?! How did I miss it?! This is amazing-- I can't beli-- I jus-- Chiggidaba-- PIZZAS FOR ALL!!
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Check out this old car stereo ad from 2004! For real! Are removable faceplates still a thing?
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'Faceinhole!' THAT's what you call those! I'd just been sayin 'weird carnival cutout.'
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Look like Cheatpups. With tails.
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| 10 Jan 2018
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You have been mistaken all these years my friend! Watch the sbemail. Those are a little detail that comes BEFORE the v's get consummate! Those are, in fact, regimented U's.
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| 10 Jan 2018
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🎵Burninating the fisher price jungle-themed baby jumper, burninating your thigh hairs...🎶
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That's the only way we operate!
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No need! The weird carnival cutout thing does it for you!
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In his teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows where they've always been, man! Where have YOU been putting consummate v's?!
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ATL fans! In honor of Trogdor's 15th Trogday, come out to the Wild Heaven Brewery (@BeerWildHeaven) in Avondale Estates this Saturday from 1-3pm! Have some cold ones and BECOME the burninator's beefy arm or his flaming peasant victim! Fun Facts
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All-a-ways!
| 9 Jan 2018
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Yes! Anyone who still wants new main pages in 2018 gets an automatic yes! Priorities!!
| 8 Jan 2018
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I'd call that an 'improvement.' Not a 'problem.'
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THE LEGEND CONCLUTES!
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| 6 Jan 2018
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Total! We just need to find experts in porting 'games that look like they were from an obsolete console and were played in a now-obsolete player' to a 'current console that plays games that look like they are from an obsolete console'. Simple!
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Same here! I totally suck at it! Mebbe we get them to make you jump higher! Or give you more mans! Or start where you just died 'steada starting over! I mean, the crap, right?!
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What if they forgort to port!!
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In honor of Stinkoman's 15th birthday today, Videlectrix has decided to throw down the 8-bit gauntlet (to themselves I guess?)! Video Transcript{Cut to Stinkoman, silhouetted, standing at the entrance to the castle. Stinkoman 20X6-like music plays. The camera pans up to show all of the castle. When it reaches the top, the sky darkens and lightning strikes repeatedly along with thunder. The lightning flashes and cuts to a close-up Stinkoman with his eyes closed.} STINKOMAN: {subtitled} ZZZ...MMMM. STUMMY FULLA {cut to full view of the castle} PRAWNS...ZZZ... {lightning strikes twice} {Cut to the shadowy figure in his lair} SHADOWY FIGURE: {subtitled} UM. IS HE EVER GOING TO COME INSIDE? {Pan right to 1-Up and Pan Pan. 1-Up has a long yellow beard and hair under his hat. The music abruptly stops.} 1-UP: {subtitled} I GREW A PRODIGIOUS BEARD! {closes his eyes as the beard shines} {Small Pan Pan-like creatures appear from under Pan Pan. The music plays again.} 1-UP: {subtitled} AND PANPAN HAD A HUNDRED BABIES. SHADOWY FIGURE: {subtitled} EWWW! {Cut to Stinkoman} STINKOMAN: {subtitled} {head nodding off} ZZZ... {Lightning flash as his head returns upright and he opens his eyes. The music stops again.} STINKOMAN: {subtitled} {flicking his head backwards twice in a manner similar to Homestar Runner, with audible sound effects} HUH-WHA? {Mushroom clouds appear around his head and he closes his eyes. The Level 1 music begins.} STINKOMAN: {subtitled} OH NO! I FEEL ASLEEP! {The mushroom clouds disappear and he opens his eyes.} STINKOMAN: {subtitled} I SHOULD PROBABLY START HEADING INTO THAT FORTRESS {Cut to Stinkoman in his double deuce pose against a fadey blue background, surrounded by moving white lines} STINKOMAN: {subtitled} FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!! {Cut to Stinkoman, silhouetted, standing at the entrance, similar to the start of the video. The music stops again.} STINKOMAN: {subtitled} COMIN' UP HERE... {Cut to a full view of the castle. Pause.} STINKOMAN: {subtitled} PRETTY SOON. {Cut to a dark gray screen. The Level 1 music plays as white text appears. The first line appears letter by letter, similar to the subtitles, and the rest of the text fades in all at once.} TO BE CONCLUDED... {Stinkoman's sprite runs from the right side of the screen to the center, running in place as he is slowly silhouetted. The music fades out.} STINKOMAN: {jumping in the air; unsubtitled} 20X6! Fun Facts
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I take it all back!! I shoulda drawn THIS draccus! The chubcus! You could climb up his belly rolls like a ladder! Fun Facts
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Cool to see the FHQ mention in @xkcdComic but count me out! You guys know what that airport is like... Image TranscriptFHQWHGADS Int'l AiRPORT! TO THE LIMIT! South Parking Lot: TO THE LIMIT! Security Wait Time: TO THE LIMIT! Fun Facts
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