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|text=The backers did it! They unlocked a playthrough of SBCG4AP with the voices performed LIVE! Everybody check out the Kickstarter page tonight at 6pm EST to watch it all fall apart!<br>
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game

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@StrongBadActual

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This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from 2018.


November

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"Sever your leg please, sir. IT'S THE GREATEST DAY ☠️☠️☠️!!" #inktober #whale

Fun Facts

  • The Inktober prompt was "whale".
12 Oct 2018


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Whoa! Nice woik! I totally forgot there was even an end to that game (complete with swiped admittedly pretty creepy bikini lady sprites!) You get this gif of an old floaty pen of The Cheat in a tire!

Fun Facts

11 Oct 2018


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"Buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now." #inktober #cruel

Fun Facts

  • The Inktober prompt was "cruel".
11 Oct 2018


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Get ready to experience the fury of... my garden hoooose. #inktober

Fun Facts

  • The Inktober prompt was "flowing".
10 Oct 2018


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Oh dangbot! Last hours to fund these horseradish guys' kickcheater for a game where you find out if your friends are robots and maybe they murder you! Family fun time! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tommy-maranges/inhuman-conditions-a-game-of-cops-and-robots/posts/2312222?ref=backer_project_update

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10 Oct 2018


They were added as a stretch goal because of all the kickawesome support we got! Every set comes with those alternate Troggies!

Fun Facts

10 Oct 2018


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Class photo! Don't forget, you can still pre-order Trogdor!! The Board Game until Oct. 31st right here:
https://trogdor.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders

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10 Oct 2018


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I sure hope so

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9 Oct 2018


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I did it! I successfully almost nearly be-cutened the Poopsmith! (def failed on KOT tho. his robes looka like-a piranha plant) #inktober

Fun Facts

  • The Inktober prompt was "precious".
9 Oct 2018


I'm not makin any proclamations here. That's why I said "possibly latent." I dunno how he does it.

Fun Facts

8 Oct 2018


Um, guys got no arms. Still can eat spaghetti. Telekinetic. See'msayin?

Fun Facts

8 Oct 2018


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"Making small rocks float up off the grooooound!!" If Homestar's possibly latent telekinetic abilities ever fully manifest... we're all hosed. #inktober

Fun Facts

  • The Inktober prompt was "star".
8 Oct 2018


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"In the final stages, the gums took on the appearance -and taste- of chocolate pudding." The Cheat can fall asleep to any shock-you-mentary with Strong Mad and The Denzel by his side! #Inktober

Fun Facts

  • The Inktober prompt was "exhausted".
7 Oct 2018


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>buy Kerrek a cold one #inktober

Fun Facts

  • The Inktober prompt was "drooling".
6 Oct 2018


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"Shinin up a chicken in the mornin mornin." #inktober

Fun Facts

  • The Inktober prompt was "chicken".
5 Oct 2018


Will Vinton was a HUGE influence on brother Graw Mad. So to honor Vinton's passing, I give you Strong Mad's stop-motion opus, a stop-mopus, if you will: Swordguys Versus Skullguys.

Video Transcript

{The video opens with a title card reading "Swordguys Versus Skullguys" in spiky blue marker. The word "versus" is enclosed within a dagger that is dripping. Ominous music plays throughout.}

{Cut to a castle with a horned skull face in the front and two towers at the sides.}

{Cut to inside. A skull-faced wizard holds a staf and stands in front of a magic ball on a stand. Two heavyset skull-headed guards flank him.}

{Strong Mad provides the voices for every character. The dialogue is often out of sync with the action.}

SKULL WIZARD: The sword guys are coming. {Turns to the right guard} You go stop them!

RIGHT GUARD: Okay.

{The two guards leave.}

SKULL WIZARD: Ha ha!

{Cut to a pack of five sword guys who enter from the right, holding various weapons.}

YELLOW SWORD GUY: Look, a skull bowl!

{Cut to a blue bowl with handles and a golden stand sitting on a square rock. It has a skull on it.}

{Cut back the sword guys. They move toward the left. The tallest sword guy stays behind to point to the right.}

{Cut to a crowd of skullguys holding various weapons.}

TALLEST SWORD GUY: {offscreen} Look, a skull guy!

{Cut to a wide shot of the skull bowl. One by one, the sword guys dip their weapons into the bowl. The tallest sword guy, who is unarmed, dips his fist in the bowl.}

SWORDGUYS: Dip the weapons in the bowls!

{Cut to the tallest sword guy with his hand in the bowl. A skull guy enters from the right. The sword guy punches the skull guy in the face. The skull guy's head flies off. The skull guy falls over.}

TALLEST SWORD GUY: Now we can get them!

{Cut to a wide shot. All the sword guys brandish their weapons and move to the right.}

{Cut to a tall skull guy holding a large axe. A green sword guy holding an axe of his own bashes the skull guy, creating large gashes in his body.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Stab! Slice!

{Cut to a a shirtless sword guy holding a long sword. He slices off the skull guy's hand, then stabs the skull guy in the chest, forming a deep hole in his center.}

SHIRTLESS SWORD GUY: Chopping, stabbing!

{The skull guy flees the scene}

{Cut to a short wizard holding a staff. He uses magic on the skull guy in front of him, causing his staff to become charred.}

SWORD WIZARD: Zapping!

{Cut to another sword guy. He throws his dagger at the skull guy. It sinks into the skull guy's chest and stays embedded there. The skull guy falls over backwards.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: Throwing!

{Cut to the sword guy with the axe standing between two tall skull guys. He knocks over the left skull guy, then the right one.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Two times at once!

{Cut to the tallest sword guy effortlessly punching and knocking over a skull guy.}

TALLEST SKULL GUY: Punch.

{The sword guy holding a dagger is chasing off three skull guys. He throws his dagger into the back of the one closest to him, causing him to fall forwards.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: Throw.

{The dagger sword guy leaves in the opposite direction.}

{Cut to the other four sword guys. The dagger sword guy joins them. He directs them to move ahead. The other sword guys raise their weapons in agreement.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: We gotta go do other stuff!

{All the sword guys raise their weapons and move forward.}

{Fade to black}

{Fade back in to the skull castle.}

{Cut to a large wall made entirely of wooden blocks. The five sword guys come up to it.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: How do we get into the castle?

TALLEST SWORD GUY: Like this!

{The others move out of the way as the tallest sword guy bashes his head against the wall, causing two wooden blocks to fall away, forming a breach in the wall. The other sword guys crowd around.}

{Cut to a room with two pillars made from wooden blocks, decorated with little skulls. The sword guys enter single file and pass between the pillars.}

{Cut to a crowd of skull guys holding weapons.}

SKULL GUYS: Oh!

{Cut to the sword guys in front of a curved staircase made from blocks. Close up on the group.}

AXE SWORD GUY: More skull guys! You fight these guys!

{Cut to a wider shot of the group in front of the staircase. The axe guy ascends the stairs as skull guys enter from both sides.}

AXE SWORD GUY: I'll fight the other guys!

{Cut to the stairs. Two of the steps are decorated with skulls. The axe sword guy meets a skull guy on the steps. The axe sword guy hits the skull guy. The skull guy bleed and falls over behind the stairs. The axe sword guy continues upward.}

{Cut to the sword-wielding guy on the steps.}

{Cut to the wizard on the ground. He zaps the skull guy in front of him, causing the skull guy's head to explode.}

SWORD WIZARD: We're fighting so good!

{Cut to the dagger sword guy at the bottom of the steps. He pulls his dagger out from a fallen skull guy and climbs up the stairs.}

{Cut to the tallest sword guy in combat with a skull guy in front of the staircase. The skull guy tries to bash the sword guy's head with a small axe but the sword guy knocks him down.}

{Cut to the sword wielder at the bottom of the staircase. He is surrounded by two skull guys. The sword wielder stabs the skull guy in front of him, creating a hole in his chest. He then does a spin attack, knocking over both skull guys and a few of the blocks in the staircase.}

SHIRTLESS SWORD GUY: Bluh!

{Cut to the inner sanctum. The skull wizard stands behind his magic ball with two guards at attention. The axe sword guy enters. The skull wizard flees the scene as the two guys move to attack the axe sword guy.}

AXE SWORD GUY: I'll fight you!

{The dagger sword guy enters. Close up on him.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: I'm standing still for a long time!

{The dagger sword guy throws his dagger off-screen.}

{Cut to the fray with the axe sword guy and the two skull guards. The dagger flies in and hits one of the skull guys in the hinder. The skull guy is knocked over, falling on top of the axe sword guy.}

SKULL GUARD: Whoa!

{Cut to a room made from wooden blocks, with two gaps for windows. The skull wizard enters.}

{Close up on the skull wizard. The axe sword guy swings his axe from off-screen and chops off one of the skull wizard's horns.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Chop!

{Cut to a farther shot of the skull wizard and the axe guy. The axe sword guy comes down from the wooden block.}

{Cut to the axe sword guy. He swings his axe to the edge of the screen. The wizard's skull head sticks to the axe. The axe sword guy removes the skull.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Oh, man!

{Cut to the skull wizard, who has been reveals to be an ordinary bearded man beneath his skull mask.}

AXE SWORD GUY: You're a old bearded guy!

{Cut to the other four sword guys at the bottom of the staircase, crowding around a fallen skull guy warrior with a tall sword sticking upright from his chest. The axe sword guy descends the stairs. The other four turn to face him.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Look out, it's a old bearded guy!

{The axe sword guy turns to look up the stairs as the unmasked skull wizard descends. Close up on him.}

{Cut to the sword wizard from behind.}

SWORD WIZARD: Ahh, you're my dad!

{Cut to the skull wizard.}

SKULL WIZARD: You always were not very good, son!

{Cut to a wide shot. The skull wizard raises his arms. All the sword guys leave except the wizard. The skull wizard zaps the sword wizard with magic.}

{Cut to a closer shot of the two wizards.}

SWORD WIZARD: Why are you being so mean to me—

{The two wizards climb off the staircase and stand on both sides of the fallen skull warrior. The skull wizard zaps the sword wizard again.}

SWORD WIZARD: —my dad?

{Cut to the skull wizard. He waves his hands.}

{Cut to the sword wizard lying on the floor. He zaps with his staff.}

SWORD WIZARD: But I do magic!

{Cut to the skull wizard. The sword stuck inside the fallen skull warrior floats up and stabs through the skull wizard, who falls backwards.}

SKULL WIZARD: Augh!

{Cut to the fallen sword wizard, who stands back up and walks away. The music becomes much more upbeat.}

{Fade to black.}

{Fade in to the sword guys standing in a triumphant formation, with the tallest one standing behind the others. They turn their heads to face each other, then turn back to the front.}

SWORD GUYS: We did it! Let's look at each other!

{Cut to the skull castle. Strong Mad makes exploding sounds as the castle falls apart. First one horn falls off, then one of the teeth, then a part of the parapets, then the other horn, then a large chunk of the skull head.}

{Cut back to the sword guys. A tall dragon with orange horns joins them. The tallest guy turns to greet him.}

TALLEST SWORD GUY: Hi dragon.

{Fade to black}

{A title card appears reading THE END!! in blue ink. The "D" has a skull face enclosed within it.}

Fun Facts

5 Oct 2018


This is the retail stuff. The shady, back alley dealings product is the trüe brüe.

Fun Facts

4 Oct 2018


Monstwo

Fun Facts

4 Oct 2018


That's what I said. A 'singularity.' Do they call it something different in your house?

Fun Facts

4 Oct 2018


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"Side effects include wine, women, and song." I DO NOT recommend drawing Homestar from this angle. His mouth-shelf-cavity thing is like gazing into a singularity. #inktober

Fun Facts

  • The Inktober prompt was "spell".
4 Oct 2018


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Attempt #2. Hope those are fingerling potates. Maybe with a li'l rosemary?

Fun Facts

  • The Inktober prompt, again, was "roasted".
3 Oct 2018


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People all the time ask me, "How do you ink with a complete disregard for consistent light sources with boxing gloves on?" And I show em this drawing. #inktober

Fun Facts

  • The Inktober prompt was "roasted".
3 Oct 2018


This is definitely worth the time and effort of the canon police!

Fun Facts

2 Oct 2018


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"All will tremble at the crack of our eggs and the hush of our 2-ply toilet papers." #inktober

Fun Facts

  • The Inktober prompt was "tranquil".
2 Oct 2018


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Alright, I'll try and Inktobulate til I get sick of it. "I heard they have to pump your stomach if you drink that stuff." #Inktober

Fun Facts

  • The Inktober prompt was "poisonous".
1 Oct 2018


Yup.

Fun Facts

1 Oct 2018


Rigged to attract Catan dorks! My trap worked! Sproing!! Poison arrow!

Fun Facts

1 Oct 2018


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Pre-orders for Trogdor!! The Board Game are extended until October 31st. You can also get yourself a set of Homestar meeples to use in whatever dang tabletop game you want! Use Homestar and Marzipan as roads!! Use me as a robber! https://trogdor.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders

Fun Facts

1 Oct 2018

September

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These words have definitely been discussed in this same order but not publicly. I think Lucky Yates was the first to assemble them. And they are glorious. Say it again, with me now: Senor Cardgame.

Fun Facts

30 Sep 2018


I don't know about Bubs' baby replacement policies but I don't think I wanna know what he considers a receipt, proof of purchase, or 'unused portion' in this case. Oh, also, Father of the Year for r'llz.

Fun Facts

29 Sep 2018


Just a couple hours left to help BRING BACK THE AQUABATS you guys! Go pledge up their Kickcheater: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theaquabats/bringbacktheaquabats
and maybe they'll let me be feat'd again on their next record!

Fun Facts

29 Sep 2018


There freakin' better be! When's my world tour man?!

Fun Facts

26 Sep 2018


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And finally, I give you... beardo subterranean Strong Sad.

Fun Facts

23 Sep 2018


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And you got to take control of Renaldo inside the gremlin! Intense A/C action! Ashtray mode! "It caromed off the side, yo! I swear!"

Fun Facts

23 Sep 2018


Yeah, mighta crossed a line there.

Fun Facts

23 Sep 2018


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Check these riveting 'interact with trashcan' responses from the never-finished Dangeresque: Roomisode 2.

Fun Facts

23 Sep 2018


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Roomisode 2 was technically going to be more of a 'Intersectionisode' as you attempt to defuse a bomb inside Dangercaresque and soothe Renaldo's frazzled nerves with slow-jam mix tapes.

Fun Facts

23 Sep 2018


Emily! You somehow walked between two worlds in those days, one foot in Videlectrix, t'other in TTG while both sides teetered on the brink of war. There are few mortals who could do these and come away unscathed!

Fun Facts

23 Sep 2018


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We can also thank @telltalegames for being willing to put up with Videlectrix as evidenced by this blurb they would include with official industry press releases.

Fun Facts

23 Sep 2018


Total. Check out my pinned tweet.

Fun Facts

23 Sep 2018


See! They end up looking like unshaven Coach Z!

Fun Facts

23 Sep 2018


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Thanks to one and all o' dang y'all backers but today I'd like to shine the Majesty of Trogdor on my main man Colin B for valor and all around be-coolness in the Kickcheater comments section! I dub thee PALGSTUB, an Honorary Keeper of Trogdor!

Fun Facts

23 Sep 2018


Consummate V's don't translate well to 3D. Something with the mipmapping maybe? Bumpmapping? Muxing?!!

Fun Facts

23 Sep 2018


Homestar always butchered the lyrics to our sacred frothy, shanty chant. Sounds like he's saying, "Reverend Moll, Reverend Moll, Reverend Moll."

Fun Facts

22 Sep 2018


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And let's not forget how I got to namecheck 'Adventures of Lolo' in the pages of Nintendo Power back when it was still a 'roll it up and kill a cockroach with it' magazine! Childhood dream achieved!

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21 Sep 2018


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And you as well Jakey! We made so much awesome not-the-videogame content for that project! Member the Dev Blog?!

Fun Facts

21 Sep 2018


Oh man! I totally forgot about that! I'd love to hear those again! Maybe they're lyin around on a SyQuest drive somewheres? What decade did we make that game in again?!

Fun Facts

21 Sep 2018


My fav thing I did with YOU, Seg, was an email with the subject line '102 Build on H-reader.' The creative magic you and I put into that one was def a high point!

Fun Facts

21 Sep 2018


Don't get me wrong -the game turned out great- but the best thing I did with @telltalegames miiiight have been this low-quality public access advertisement:

https://youtu.be/3lLgLEfgqWs

That cozy fireplace. So NOT metal. Besta luck to everybody affected.

Fun Facts

21 Sep 2018


Okay, there are no trains to drop yet so consider this a WIP version of Strong Bad's Mash-An-Idyllic-Island-Airport VR Simulator.

Fun Facts

21 Sep 2018


Because, man! Everything in 3D has to be pokey-outie! There's nothing immersive about a pokey-innie mouth!

Fun Facts

21 Sep 2018


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Okay @ColinMcInerror, I've made my low-poly 3D models in software designed for pre-schoolers. Am I VR yet?

Fun Facts

21 Sep 2018


Hey! Crapulosity was the name of my high-powered tech startup. We were an 'innovations thinktank catalyst broker!' I sold the company to Bubs for a cool several burritos.

Fun Facts

21 Sep 2018


Just one: do you have to squeeze the owls to get the jam? Or do they hack it up in those furry barf pellets with the mouse skeletons in em?

Fun Facts

20 Sep 2018


You guys give those huge corporations WAY too much credit. Nobody at Intendro or Mouse Factory Warehaus is cool enough to know who I am! I'm a niche-cult-l33t-indie-underground-web-chicken tenders-acquired taste for dorks in-the-know!

Fun Facts

20 Sep 2018


Sorry, man. Prepare to go crazy.

Fun Facts

20 Sep 2018


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Yeah, you know, kinda like this classterpiece.

Fun Facts

19 Sep 2018


I'll let the dreaded question slide this time, but only 'cause you gave me a great idea for Strong Bad's VR Typing Tutor! Learn the secrets of typing like a true wrestleman while a gross wizard tries to steal your virtual sheep!

Fun Facts

19 Sep 2018


Do VR headsets have rumble paks built in? Virtual head asplosion would be just as cool as virtual moldy donut barf!

Fun Facts

19 Sep 2018


Oh dangman! I should totally partner with Videlectrix to hold an annual #1 Game Jam of the Summer. This year's challenge: make Rhino Feeder into a procedural Thy Dungeonvania with Trog-lite elements!

Fun Facts

19 Sep 2018


You don't need to justify not buying them, but you DO need to justify having anything resembling 'love' for the King of Town in any form!

Fun Facts

19 Sep 2018


I'm so in! The Cheat! Add this delicious game jam to my calendar!

Fun Facts

18 Sep 2018


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Alright, @OwlchemyLabs, lookit what I found when using my VRdelectrix rig! Now you guys basically HAVE to make my VR train-dropping simulator, right?

Fun Facts

18 Sep 2018


Just for fun for your own personal weirdness. Of course feel free to sub them in for characters in whatever tabletop ridiculousness in which you find yourself embroiled!

Fun Facts

17 Sep 2018


Also, thanks man!! You rule!

Fun Facts

17 Sep 2018


Everything ships at once so we don't have to charge twice for shippin's. So you get a big box of fun next year when the game is done.

Fun Facts

17 Sep 2018


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Deluxe also includes painted plastic miniatures of all the pieces. Like these guys.

Fun Facts

17 Sep 2018


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Did YOU miss the Trogdor!! The Board Game Kickcheater? Thanks to all my awesome backers I can order more copies! Pre-order yours right here until October 15th:
https://trogdor.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders

Fun Facts

17 Sep 2018


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Supa soivice!

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13 Sep 2018


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While I'm busy working on the next sbemail, I like-a to let The Cheat have some fun. This is his definition of said 'fun'.

Also here, with more:

https://youtu.be/pOUwYn3YdOw

Video Transcript

{Trogdor Was Dragon Man, except it ends before The Cheat and Strong Sad's conversation}

Fun Facts

13 Sep 2018


This is what I see when I look in the mirror of life. Forever in robo-pants.

Fun Facts

13 Sep 2018


I dug up this thing Videlectrix and I made in the early 2000's for somebody at Blizzard. Maybe someone's birthday there? I thought I was getting free Dairy Queen.

Video Transcript

STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.


Fun Facts

10 Sep 2018


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While it's physically not the best likeness, the brainpower is probably similar.

Fun Facts

8 Sep 2018


Psst! You might get another chance soon! Keep your ears great!

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8 Sep 2018


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Looking back at some classics for inspiration to help Videlectrix name bad guys for Stinkoman Level 10... guess I'll keep looking...

Fun Facts

4 Sep 2018


Oh man! I'm sorry I missed this! I likes the style of this watering hole! Only advice woulda been 'crapface' for every answer.

Fun Facts

4 Sep 2018


This is the question I've been waiting 17 years to be asked! Are they not on the the BGCKB boards?! Do they not get the catalogs?! What about BoxGloCompKeyCon 2018?! We had our biggest attendance ever!

Fun Facts

4 Sep 2018


Gotta watch out for those 3rd-style zomb-rations.

Fun Facts

3 Sep 2018


This is some sweet fan art! You captured The Cheat's pointy deviousness and Homestar's underbitten dumbviousness.

Fun Facts

3 Sep 2018


You win this D.L. Claborn Buick ad from the late 70's! Check out that sweet map of the south perimeter!

Fun Facts

2 Sep 2018

August

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That is one tall KOT!

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31 Aug 2018


I fully endorse the perpetuation of this as questionable fact!

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30 Aug 2018


This is a Retweet of @cheapassgames's Tweet advertising Trogdor!! The Board Game at PAX West.

Fun Facts

30 Aug 2018


Well, this guy figured it all out. And now the magic's gone. Guess I'll just start making fart jokes from now on. Where's the Poopsmith at?

Fun Facts

28 Aug 2018


Snakemouth was a common affliction of the 20's-40's B&W era. Also popular were the Alum Fidgets, Asbestos Tongue, and the Porkpie Vapors.

Fun Facts

28 Aug 2018


Come on down this weekend to Strongbad_email.exe Nissan. Serving the greater tri-county area since 1982. No approval! No money down! Your bad credit? DELETED!

Fun Facts

27 Aug 2018


I used a Game Genie to make the game easier. Single Ghost Mode. Almost as good as Sound Test Mode.

Fun Facts

27 Aug 2018


Yes. If 'Castlevania' is how YOU spell 'Ghost 'N Goblins' as mentioned in my previous tweet.

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25 Aug 2018


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Both of these pretty accurately describe brother Strong Mad. Might make good Halloween costumes too. Everybody remembers 'Big Man' and the aptly named 'Unicorn' from Ghost 'N Goblins!

Fun Facts

25 Aug 2018


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This meringue looks exactly like Strong Sad's head after a bad nutritional yeast reaction. "I'm sad that I'm egg whites."

Fun Facts

23 Aug 2018


Let's pretend Flash never happened and sbemails were checked with Mario Paint! I think they would (barely) go a little something... a-like-a this-a.. #mariopaintthursdays

Video Transcript

STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.


Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
  • This Tweet was posted on the 17th anniversary of Strong Bad Emails.
22 Aug 2018


He looks delicious! Jelly bean head! Dots for limbs! And a sumptuous truffle body with a stripe of orange cream! This is going to make things really awkward the next time he comes over for cold ones!

Fun Facts

18 Aug 2018


If we're able to get extra copies manufactured, we will sell them in the Homestar store. They just won't have all the extras the backers earned.

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16 Aug 2018


Clearly the game takes place during the Rather Dashing continuity. Once his cottage was burninated but before he got charbroiled.

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16 Aug 2018


Don't tempt them!

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15 Aug 2018


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Holy crap! Thanks to the 23,338 Trogbackers that helped make the dream of tabletop burnination a reality! You fill my heart with the warmth of a thousand flaming peasants!!
15 Aug 2018


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Let it all slip away as we wind down this Kickcheater campaign with a couple soothing rounds of Trogdor with our pal @luckyyates. Livestream starting at 5pm EST right here:

https://live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runner/live/final-hours-playthrough

That's right. Far out.
15 Aug 2018


It's like I wrote that song for this moment.
15 Aug 2018


15 Aug 2018


15 Aug 2018


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never forget
15 Aug 2018


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Alright Lin-Man (@Lin_Manuel), I know you get this a lot, but I'll trade you a Consummate tier version of Trogdor!! The Board Game for a recorded-on-your-old-cassette-answering-machine cover of Trogdor. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game
15 Aug 2018


I think you forgot who you waggled your tweetfingers at there, pal. The world needs ZERO percent more Homestar Runner and a million percent more Strong Bad. I will agree with THOSE numbers.
15 Aug 2018


Fulla nothing but chins, those gritty reboots.
15 Aug 2018


A CHIN?! Bubs doesn't have a chin! I've never actually dared to check but I just always assumed his teethmouth wrapped all the way around the underside of his head until it connected to his shoulders!
15 Aug 2018


Yeah, if we're able to buy extra copies of the game, we'll sell em in the Homestar store... but they won't have all the extras the backers unlocked.
14 Aug 2018


Whoa!! This might be the first ever Keepers of Trogdor fanart!! Nice woik!
14 Aug 2018


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The end of Trognarok is nigh! Less than 24 hours left in the Trogdor!! The Board Game Kickstarter. Join me tomorrow at 5pm EST for the last hour of the campaign as we livestream a playthrough of the game here:
https://live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runner/live/final-hours-playthrough
Puppets, Mike, More!
14 Aug 2018


Thanks sideshow mans! Where's that pic of my with ol' Ringmasta?
14 Aug 2018


This is a Retweet of @cheapassgames's Tweet advertising the last day of Trogdor!! The Board Game's Kickstarter campaign.

Fun Facts

  • This is the first Retweet.
14 Aug 2018


If we get to make extra copies of the game, those will go on sale in the Homestore but without some of the extras the backers earned.
14 Aug 2018


Arrow shots span whole row or column! Yell 'arrowed!' Hopefully Troggie is not in the way. If Trogdor is on the same space as Archers, he safe.
13 Aug 2018


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Normally, I wouldn't promote something involving Strong Sad -or "The Cognitive Load" as I've been calling him since I got into the tabletop biz- but the latest Six Sadded, Die episode has @luckyyates in it as well as Don't Make Daddy P.O.'d. Find it here:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game/posts/2262467
13 Aug 2018


What about 20k bucks for a corporation to pay me for a 'personnel' video?! Or payroll or an HR or 401k orientation video? I think you might be on to something!
12 Aug 2018


That's our current 'at the very latest' estimate. No guarantees, but the hope is that it would be sooner.
12 Aug 2018


Sorry, I'm a lifelong cheesechooser.
12 Aug 2018


Yeah yeah! With a giant Trogdor lighter with which to burninate them just like Purpulon (@katestark) suggested! That would be amazing!
12 Aug 2018


Catch me creepin and peepin in this GenCon travel videro from the @cheapassgames people! I wish Old Timey Strong Bad was there to help me engage in fisticuffs of note with that Dr. Lucky fellow!
12 Aug 2018


There's a plugin. And a set of brushes. And mostly I just use 'Craquelure' over and over until the image looks good.
12 Aug 2018


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2 days left to back Trogdor!! The Board Game! This has been crazy-go-nuts and you peoples are all amazing! Here's the first promo image from when I first talked with Kickcheater back in like February! Dice? P-shopped angry eyebrows? The crap?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game
12 Aug 2018


Thank YOU for being awesome!
12 Aug 2018


That is weird and I don't know why that's happening. But thanks for trying!
12 Aug 2018


Thanks to everybody who hung out for the Kickstarter Live! You guys rule! Here's the archived copy if you like low quality video and high quality butchering of adventure game dialog!!
12 Aug 2018


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Live playthrough of SBCG4AP with live voices comin up at 6pm EST here:
https://live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runner/live/sbcg4ap-playthrough-with-live-voice-performance
12 Aug 2018


I think Kickstarter archives these streams but not sure! I'm new to this crap! You should see the 12 foot long daisy chain of adapters and cords required to make this happen!
12 Aug 2018


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The backers did it! They unlocked a playthrough of SBCG4AP with the voices performed LIVE! Everybody check out the Kickstarter page tonight at 6pm EST to watch it all fall apart!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game
12 Aug 2018


Apologies. But only one twitter account currently has the correct styles for me to follow them. I will contact you through the Keeper of Trogdor! High five!
12 Aug 2018


Psst! @homestarrunner is unofficial and I gots no clue who runs it. DM me and we can discuss! This is amazing! You work fast!!
12 Aug 2018


12 Aug 2018


Or is that FROGDOR?!
12 Aug 2018


WAIT!! Lifesize flame helmet that real humans can wear needs to happen! Who's got a big enough build plate?! Or maybe splice it in half!
12 Aug 2018


Mega-Peasant comes with everything you see here! Mega-Flame Helmet sold separately.
12 Aug 2018


That was fast! Thanks for trying it out! PLEASE tell me that's the Froghammer on the board there!
12 Aug 2018


Vopies?!
12 Aug 2018


If we're able to make extra copies of the game (say there are 19,000 backers and we get 20k copies manufactured), we will sell them in the Homestar online store. BUT, those vopies won't have some of the extra funtime junk that the backers unlocked.
12 Aug 2018


You can totally play it solitaire style and it's still fun!
11 Aug 2018


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Last 3 days to support this whole deal! Thanks to one and all of dang y'all for the pretendous support! On the fence? Check out the print and play version here: https://homestarrunner.com/printandplay/
11 Aug 2018


If we can make extras, we'll sell em in the Homestar store.
11 Aug 2018


Another incredible Trogdor ukulele cover! They say playing music for babies-to-be makes em smarter... so who KNOWS what kinda mad genius dragon baby this person's kid is gonna be! So many instruments!
11 Aug 2018


I finally got the Lappier to run Twitch 0.deprecated! I'm in this chat, watching peoples play a prototype of the Trogdor board game: https://www.twitch.tv/kate . Come watch the burnination!
11 Aug 2018


I never said I was going into OR out of retirement! I just sit there and let the world freeze around me sometimes like those gross New Zealand bug. Then when it thaws, I make a new thing like no time has passed.
11 Aug 2018


Check it out! Maybe I'll pop in the chat myself and provide realtime support/heckling. I think I got a Twitch account a few years ago. Back when it was called Prodigy. I'll dust that thing off and see if it still works.
11 Aug 2018


Attractive is relative. Something somewhere is attracted to us all. Even if that's just a hungry puma.
11 Aug 2018


Prolly have to make it 'Toaster's Chance.' But if you pretend your eyes up real hard, Taster's Choice, man. Taster's Choice. That's right. Squintmeeples are the future.
11 Aug 2018


If we raise 10 mill$ more, maybe we can afford to license it from Nescafé!
11 Aug 2018


I'd like to see you go toe-to-toe with the legal team at Nescafé! Litigation Jackson is more of a 'dive out of an exploding building with a box full of legal briefs' kinda lawyer than a 'showdown against an international foods juggernaut' lawyer.
11 Aug 2018


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Scallop some droops with this new Skills of an Artist as I try out my first non-@PatrickRothfuss commission! Thanks to Trogbacker Chris O'Connor for the suggestion! #skillsofanartist (had to shorten it for twitter-length. whole deal here: https://youtu.be/qj5ds5GVLCI )
10 Aug 2018


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Oops! Forgot the awesome art from coolguy @schweizercomics!
10 Aug 2018


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Just 4 days left to Kickstart the only board game with item cards that have names like this!! Back it and secure your copy today!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game
10 Aug 2018


Sorry bout that! I tried to yell as loud as I could.
10 Aug 2018


That's it! There's totally a Chee-to lodged in there! Cheetorial Thrombosis to the max!
10 Aug 2018


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A li'l late but thanks to everybody who came to my closed demos and the @cheapassgames booth @Gen_Con last week to check out the Trogdor board game! Blast was had! Also... neck veins!
10 Aug 2018


How people choose to improve on methods is entirely up to the peoples and their meeples. Boardelectrix in NO WAY condones anything other than pretend tabletop burnination where you go like, "FROOOOOSH!!!"
9 Aug 2018


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Sample the sweatpants with the Blubb-O's drive-thru whale, everybody! #mariopaintthursdays
9 Aug 2018


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5 days left in the Trogdor!! The Board Game Kickstarter! Remember, because of all you awesome Trogbackers, the base game now comes with 5 alternate Trogdor meeples! Improve on Strong Sad's methods all you want!
9 Aug 2018


I bet if you layer all these awesome Trogkulele covers on top of each other and play 'em backwards in some old ruins, it'll awaken Trogdor from his peasant-tryptophan-induced slumber!

https://youtu.be/nZXEFekHZ7I
https://youtu.be/LBGBWK_k7h4

https://youtu.be/1uradmk_KrY
9 Aug 2018


That is already happening and was unlocked a while back! Patience! It will be a mix of music, sound, effects, and me screaming at peasants!
8 Aug 2018


Oh man! I missed so many pun opportunities here! Nice work!
8 Aug 2018


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Thank you Taylor Pope for this... this revelation... of feline burnination.
8 Aug 2018


Burninating the leg hairs! Trogdor depilatory cream!
7 Aug 2018


Where's the ratty?! There's plenty of old, maybe some wrinkles, but the printing looks mint-in-box!
7 Aug 2018


Good question! Call your local Telltalem'n or Telltalelady!
7 Aug 2018


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Hey guys! Help the Trog-backers achieve all these goals and everybody gets some beardo performing the voices for SBCG4AP live as a reward!
7 Aug 2018


Make up your own crossover rules!
7 Aug 2018


ABSOLUTELY no love for Homsar's waste of not-ranch-dressing-that-I-wanted-right-then-to-dip-my-fish-sticks-in.
7 Aug 2018


I was asking for five Trogdor ukulele covers but this guy's submission may be enough on its own!
7 Aug 2018


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SIX different tiny wooden Trogdors, that is!!
7 Aug 2018


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Whoadang! And dangwhoa! Yesterday was nuts for the Trogdor Kickcheater! Makes me think of Homestar's secret ending in Kid Speedy.
7 Aug 2018


You can totally play it alone! Just deal yourself 2 Keepers of Trogdor cards and take turns playing as them.
6 Aug 2018


Here's what you guys are up to:

-4 Dagron carvings
-5 Trogdor Tattoos
-7 inanimate objects that look like Trogdor
-4 Chiaroscuro Trogdor drawings
-17 ratty Trogdor t-shirts
-0 Trogdor/peasant cosplay
-0 Trogdor ukulele covers

-0 video of 25 peeps screamin' Trogdor!
6 Aug 2018


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Still just this currently. Lemme see if I can get progress stats on the other feats!
6 Aug 2018


The hope is to make enough o' thems to have some available in the online Homestore at a later date. It may not have all the extra stuff the backers earned but the core game will still be there and will still rule.
6 Aug 2018


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I asked the 'electrixes for a digital simulation of the game and this is what I got. There will be a print and play version released soon though, so don't sweat the friend-have.
6 Aug 2018


I love it! He looks like a piece of small batch locally sourced paleo smoked Trog-jerky! And I mean that in the best way!
6 Aug 2018


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When I first look at this drawing, this is what I see in my periphery: Denim Trog-bells with leather Trog-boots. Can't help it.
6 Aug 2018


What's the blue book value on this thing, Mildred?
6 Aug 2018


Yes. I've got a pile of style to drop on streaming music. Hang tightly.
6 Aug 2018


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We're in the last 10 days of the Trogdor!! The Board Game Kickstarter! Thanks to all kickawesome backers and regular fans of my style too! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game
6 Aug 2018


Don't worry man! All that junk is temp prototype stuff anyways. Prolly lotsa typos. Thanks for noticing though! Keeps-a me on my toes!
5 Aug 2018


Sorry I never got a chance to try your Escapey Room! Let's make a Thy Dungeonman themed Escape With Ye Flask Room someday!!
5 Aug 2018


A card game in which an almost-Crack Stuntman tries to earn tricks of pistol cards to play on panda decks so he can earn more PSA tiles to convert into cash to finance his 2-story hot tub. Gripping gameplay!
5 Aug 2018


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Post-@Gen_Con is rough biz.
(ow! my arm!)
5 Aug 2018


That beefy arm is no joke! And I dig the angry eyebrows as horns interpretation! (less sure about those beefy chicken legs though. make-a me... uneasy.)
5 Aug 2018


@cheapassgames booth tomorrow 4-6ish!
3 Aug 2018


Follow the usual safety protocols: If you see a Strong Something, say Strong Something. Okay to approach! Say what's up!
3 Aug 2018


I got to see this ridiculous board in person at the @WyrmwoodGaming booth you guys! They let me lick it and it didn't taste like Grandma's protein shake! What the crap?! https://twitter.com/trogdorgame/status/1025474361426407425

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet linked to a deleted @trogdorgame Tweet, showing a photo of Puppet Strong Bad with the Consummate Tier Trogdor!! The Board Game board.
3 Aug 2018


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2 Aug 2018


You take that back!
1 Aug 2018


Lasernated some Trog-meeples for some serious Gen Connery this week. Though I've always been more of a Gen Lazenby man myself.
1 Aug 2018

July

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Here's a clip of a behind the scenes look at the artisanal artisans of @WyrmwoodGaming as they artisan the crap out of some fancy Trogboards. I miiiight chime in with a comment or two from time to time. Check out the whole thang ding here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game/posts/2250309

Video Transcript

STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.

31 Jul 2018


I can only conny and defirm that I am related to Carl.
31 Jul 2018


I'd like to get that guy in one of my fan costume commentaries.
31 Jul 2018


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We are ALL Aquabats! Go back the Aquabats SuperKickstarter and maybe they'll bring back Carl!
http://wearetheaquabats.com
31 Jul 2018


'Incompressible?' I mean, I guess that's technically true too. I'd like to see somebody try and compress his wailing. Maybe to mp3? But I meant 'incomprehensible.'
30 Jul 2018


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Strong Mad is devastated at the loss of a legend. He won't come out of his room and just keeps singing incompressible versions of the Soviet national anthem while cuddling a tattered Boris Zukhov 'Wrestling Buddies.'
30 Jul 2018


If I had anything to do with this decision, I might agree with you.
28 Jul 2018


Flex bux points! You can use em to add awesomeness to anything else in your life!
28 Jul 2018


This is not up to me, my friend.
28 Jul 2018


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You guys! I finally made it! Rock bottom of the bargain bin! Your video game's discount is inversely proportional to its awesomeness! 70% off means 70% ON POINT!
28 Jul 2018


This is more of a prequel to the Rather Dashing continuity. Maybe one day there will be a Peasant's Quest expansion DLC add-on micro transaction pay-to-play freemium pay-more-money deck!
27 Jul 2018


Burninating those little condensation drink rings on your coffee table from highball glasses!
27 Jul 2018


Everybody everybody gets meepulized and shimmies in place in this little short.
27 Jul 2018


This. This is a good plan.
26 Jul 2018


Trogdor handles the beef so YOU don't have to! Thanks Trogdor Beef Services!
24 Jul 2018


Crap. I Kickcheated the wrong game.
24 Jul 2018


You're gonna have to wait for the TGS social deduction whatev game!
24 Jul 2018


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Trogdor game at 12k backers! You peoples have taken crazy-go-nuts to heretofore unknown levels!! Now I get to sneak some cards of my own design into the game! Hopefully @cheapassjames doesn't notice! I think they look pretty convincing.
24 Jul 2018


By next June! It still needs to be manufactured overseas.
24 Jul 2018


More like JERK Ritter! Now you're just rubbin it in!
23 Jul 2018


I'll get those Houghton Boys if it's the last thing I do! You hear me @chrischoughton and @shanehoughton! I'ma draw Reed Gumption or whatever his name is into a Teen Girl Squad! It WILL NOT go well for him!
23 Jul 2018


Aw man! I haven't even been in the same room as one of those things yet!! So jealous of that gold, beefy-armless dragoon!
23 Jul 2018


I make them watch anytime I play to show them how useless they are. USELESS I say!!
22 Jul 2018


And in a Santaman's lap no less! That's some hardcore feline Trogdoration right there!
22 Jul 2018


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For those peoples asking for a digital version of the Trogdor board game, I already made one! I had to simplify the gameplay a tiiiiiiiny bit.
22 Jul 2018


We discussed a versus mode but it kept feeling half-baked and threatened to break the exiting co-op styles. That said, there may be a time in the very near future where enterprising burninators like yourself may be able to dabble in exactly this kind of experimentasche.
22 Jul 2018


Dang! You're on fire, man! Coach Z looks like he just leapt off an oversized mid 90's skate/graffiti t-shirt on a pimply wallet chain kid!
22 Jul 2018


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Well, @DreadPirateM, while your V's are mostly consummate, instead of a beefy arm you CLEARLY drew Alfred Hitchcock in the bath instead. A common mistake among beginners. Just keep at it! Beef takes grief, as I just now started saying!
21 Jul 2018


Crunch. I meant virtualpizz, dunno what virtuallizz.biz is but I wouldn't recommend visiting and/or purchasing that domain. Unless it's a place where you hang with virtual lizards. That would rule.
21 Jul 2018


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Hey! That's just my avatar from virtuallizz.biz ! Nice woik!
21 Jul 2018


Liveage: https://youtu.be/0FnxllV66N8

(dunno who shot this, but thanks!)

(also technically I have nothing to do with this song. It's all Crack Stuntman by way of The Cheat's terrible commando name)
21 Jul 2018


You are not crazy and they RULED! Trogdor hi-score Club, TGS, 20X6, Greencheat, Poopsmith FCUSA Dept of Sanitation. If I find a gross box with any left in it, I'll take some pics.
This Tweet is a reply to @thedancinpanda, who asked if there were iron-on patches in the Store.
21 Jul 2018


Yup! There are sold-out play throughs with me and some old Chaps type but those are sold out. Might show up at the @cheapassgames booth at some point. I think they owe me money. Or at least meatball subs.
This Tweet is a reply to @hyper_piggie, who asked if Trogdor!! The Board Game will be at Gen Con.
21 Jul 2018


The Three Trio! The On Point Kings! The Face Paint Connection b/w the Insidious Mr. Cheatayama! 'Do not serve mayonnaise to these three customers!' We are known by so many names!
This Tweet is a reply to @OmarB_Santiago, who posted a drawing of Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat, captioned "that one trio".

Fun Facts

20 Jul 2018


How'd you do that? I almost DON'T want to hit that guy in your drawing in the face with a motherboard still in its tower with the soundblaster and 3dfx cards removed! Almost!
This Tweet links to @LukosPH, who posted a drawing of Homestar along with congratulations on the Kickstarter.
20 Jul 2018


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This is what my life is like people! You think he's all sadsack innocence and emo pretench! But there's a whole layer of hardcore 'little brother' you never see!

Video Transcript

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19 Jul 2018


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Don't let the crappy low-quality video fool you! I'm sending out some premium hi-res thanks to both random backers and anyone who ever dropped 'burnination' in casual conversation! Trogor smiles on you all! With fire!

Video Transcript

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18 Jul 2018


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You did it, you guys!! Trogdor the Board Game can be unleashed upon the world! Let's keep this train wreck a-rollin'! Party with Troggie and the Shimmying Knights to the sounds of Boardelectrix's wocka-chicka Trogdor!

Video Transcript

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Fun Facts

17 Jul 2018


Check it out! I got ALL the best cartoonymakes to play the prototype of my game! Thanks cartoonymakes! Btw, The Cheat could use some work! He's less of a tweener and more a 'special poses' kinda guy!
This Tweet links to @_AlexHirsch, who showed himself, @Radrappy and @DanaTerrace playtesting the Trogdor game with Matt Chapman as live tech support.
17 Jul 2018


Don't even joke. This has already been discussed.
This Tweet is a reply to a thread by @CrystalPisano, @SpaceCatsPod and @epicgamingnight, who talked about a hypothetical Teen Girl Squad board game.
17 Jul 2018


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The Trogdor!! Board Game Kickcheater is LIVE!
kickstarter.com/projects/19999 ...

Video Transcript

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17 Jul 2018


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Trog-spam.

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15 Jul 2018


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Would you prefer this reading of an old crappy storyboard instead?
This Tweet is a reply to @limeman, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking about apologizing for Trog-spam before posting more Trog-spam.

Video Transcript

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15 Jul 2018


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Sorry for all the Trog-spam! For board game-specific news and crap check out @trogdorgame and this Facebroach page: facebook.com/trogdortheboar ...

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned until the next day.
  • Trogdor burninating the surrounding tiles before burninating the cottage is a reference to the actual game, in which the player burninates cottages this way.
14 Jul 2018


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On the contrary, he's usin' CV's everywhere I tell you to in my original step-by-step instructions. Teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows. No veto! I sign this Trogbill into Troglaw!
This Tweet is a reply to @MattChacon79, who replied to the Trogdor box art link, critisizing the lack of consummate V's and saying he would veto it if he was Strong Bad.

Fun Facts

  • Teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows are the places Strong Bad says to use consummate V's in dragon.
13 Jul 2018


Oh dang! My main Gor-man! Been a fan ever since you devoted a comic to the bonkers and slightly satanic NES classic Monster Party!
This Tweet is a reply to @zacgormania, who replied to the @schweizercomics Tweet Strong Bad linked to, saying it's a cool gig.

Fun Facts

  • Zac Gorman is a cartoonist who once made a comic about Monster Party.
13 Jul 2018


You are cat-parenting extremely correctly.
This Tweet is a reply to @kidchamp and @JonathanEbel. @kidchamp replied to the previous link with the phrase "Everybody to the Limit", to which @JonathanEbel replied the song was still in his head despite not hearing it in years. @kidchamp replied that they sing a version to their cats.
13 Jul 2018


Did you ever listen to the song, man?! If anything I'll try and get a restraining order on your kid due to all the criminal jockin' me and 1st degree tryin' to play like U NO ME!
This Tweet links to @proggermusic, who considered naming their child "Fhqwhgads".

Fun Facts

13 Jul 2018


Trogfiends! Get a sneak peek at the box art for the Trogdor board game by Kentucky's finest Bluto impersonator @schweizercomics! He also did art for the game tiles and the Keepers of Trogdor! Kickcheater launches this Tues July 17th!
This Tweet links to @schweizercomics's Tweet with the almost finished Trogdor box art.

Fun Facts

13 Jul 2018


I love you too, online personification of a convention!
This Tweet is a reply to @c2e2, who linked to the "young parson" reply, and said they love Strong Bad.

Fun Facts

  • C2E2 is a convention.
11 Jul 2018


It's a prototype man! Give Troggie a break!
This Tweet is a reply to @jttheninja, who replied to the Trogdor "Soon." reply, complimenting the Trogdor figure's craftsmanship.
11 Jul 2018


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No way, man. I am a young parson. Down with all the latest trendymakes.
This Tweet is a reply to @c2e2, who said if you remember Trogdor, you get a veterans' discount.

Fun Facts

11 Jul 2018


Soon.
This Tweet is a reply to @MGS_PWN3R, who replied to the current-gen console reply, asking if they could buy it.
11 Jul 2018


I'm all outta prototype review copies but there might be a print and play version at some point. SHHH!!
This Tweet is a reply to @EvanSGU, who asked for a copy of Trogdor!! The Board Game for their podcast.
10 Jul 2018


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As soon as you chuck one of these at your current-gen console, I think.
This Tweet is a reply to @jttheninja, who asked when TROGDOR! would be hitting current-gen consoles.

Fun Facts

  • The image is the Trogdor piece from Trogdor!! The Board Game.
    • The same image (albeit transparent) was used for the board game's website.
10 Jul 2018


Crap. Embroidulate V's?
This Tweet is a reply to @Ross_Originals, who replied to the previous link, correcting that it's not cross-stitch.

Fun Facts

  • Embroidulate V's is another portmanteau.
10 Jul 2018


Nice cross-stitchummate V's!!! (a stretch, I know)
This Tweet links to @Oddessy's reply to the Trognarok Tweet; a photo of Trogdor embroidery.

Fun Facts

9 Jul 2018


That's final art and meeple design, man! Those are one-offs, not mass produced yet, but much closer to finished product!
This Tweet is a reply to @Erdemius89, who replied to the Trognarok Tweet, asking if it was the final product, or a prototype like the one from PAX East.
9 Jul 2018


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I found a trove of unreleased Videlectrix nonsense! Apparently, there was a time when they thought the world wantneeded a Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise match-3 game!

Video Transcript

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9 Jul 2018


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Trognarok is nearly upon us! Help crowdfund cooperative burnination on July 17th! Watch for my signal in the sky to the east! (meaning just a link on the internet)

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8 Jul 2018


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This Tweet is a reply to @sweats_play, who posted a photo of furniture-building instructions with "Homestar" written on it.
2 Jul 2018


Yeah, I'm not gonna play em WITH Fhqwhgads. Doesn't mean there's a moratorium on board/mind games in general.
This Tweet is a reply to @Rostbarth, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking about Strong Bad's line "I'm not gonna play those games. Mind games. Board games." from EVERYBODY TO THE LIMIT (Live).
2 Jul 2018


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New wedsize for the Trogboard game with cool pics of minis and meeples! It draweth nearer!
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com

Fun Facts

  • Both photos are taken from the website (image #3 and #7 in the gallery, respectively).
  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted, until July 8th.
1 Jul 2018


Devouring multiple severed Strong Sad heads followed by a Peasant's Quest playthrough afterparty with spouse?! Couple of the year right here, my friend. Couple. Of. The. (I'm too tired to finish but you get where I'm headed)
This Tweet is a reply to @TinyFootprints5, who replied to the party link, saying it all started with a post about a Strong Sad-like cookie cutter, and they played Peasant's Quest with their spouse after the party.

Fun Facts

1 Jul 2018

June

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Hey! My boat take--
This Tweet is a reply to @twoamcoffee, who replied to the Trogbear link, saying they're glad Trogdor has the right to bear arms, and legs, and boat take.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's sentence getting interrupted is a reference to environment, where he attempts to say the sentence twice.
30 Jun 2018


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Only if you pay me in 'make a weird procedurally generated VR Strong Bad's Drop a Train on 'Em simulator.'
This Tweet is a reply to @punchesbears, who asked for an original Trogdor drawing.

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30 Jun 2018


Diet brown?! And an iron cup full of Brunswick stew?! This is a theme party for the ages! (for the under-ages methinks, based on the root beer cold ones)
This Tweet is a reply to @Freak_Boy186, who posted photos from a Homestar Runner-themed party.

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30 Jun 2018


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Get out of here, Bornulon. No one likes your style.
This Tweet is a reply to @jeffvandermeer, who replied to the previous reply with a picture of Mord.

Fun Facts

30 Jun 2018


Wait! I think this is TrogMord!! Somebody alert @jeffvandermeer!!
This Tweet is a reply to his previous link.

Fun Facts

30 Jun 2018


Pure delight! I can only imagine what a Trogbear holding a shark would do to The Cheat (or to Bubs' merchandising) if he beheld one!
This Tweet links to @punchesbears's reply to a Twitter thread about a game prototype they made, with a Trogdor head animated onto a flailing bear's body.
30 Jun 2018


Um... that's on purpose! After a decade or so, all Trog-products self-burninate and leave behind a fresh minty fragrance that's guaranteed to whiten teeth!
This Tweet is a reply to @shawnvmartin, who posted a photo of the Trogdor window cling for their car, which has been "pretty burninated" (meaning, decaying and turning orange and brown).
28 Jun 2018


Trogdor burninates. Mortals 'set on fire.'
This Tweet is a reply to @Corygaming, who replied to the previous link, saying Strong Bad misspelled "burninate".
24 Jun 2018


This rules! Next time make him some Strong Sad chiaroscuro dragon wrapping paper out of flash paper that you SET ON FIRE to unwrap!!*


*probably don't actually try this unless you're a wrapping paper scientist.
This Tweet links to @CloverChick's Tweet, with a picture of Trogdor wrapping paper made by their daughter for her dad.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad set Strong Sad's chiaroscuro dragon drawing on fire in dragon.
23 Jun 2018


I dunno, man. I been trying to figure out how to tweleet someone else's deets for years now.
This Tweet is a reply to @YellowDahlia_ and @lionheartmuse. @lionheartmuse drew Homestar on his iPhone, and @YellowDahlia_ replied to them, asking how to delete someone else's Tweet.

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20 Jun 2018


I vote yes. Sadly my vote means nothing in this situasche. That's all up to the Nintentelldotales.
This Tweet is a reply to @soupdragon90, who asked for a Strong Bad Amiibo to come with a Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People port or sequel.

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20 Jun 2018


Oops, shoulda done better research before waggling my tweet gloves at you. Basking in majesty it is!
This Tweet is a reply to @evanbirnholz, who replied to his own Tweet that was previously linked to, saying the "peasant" is basking in Trogdor's majesty (responding to Strong Bad's previous link text).
19 Jun 2018


Don't get me wrong, man, I love this. But what are we saying is going on with that 'peasant' coming OUT of the slide? Just so we get our stories straight.
This Tweet links to @evanbirnholz's Tweet, with a photo of a magazine with a green S-shaped slide on the cover, drawn on to look like Trogdor.
19 Jun 2018


It's probably just that angry Videlectrix guy flipping a game board and screaming at that submissive Videlectrix guy.
This Tweet is a reply to @jodudeit, who replied to the Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking about Boardelectrix's logo.
19 Jun 2018


This rules! But I'm more concerned with why my right leg is a sea cucumber!!
This Tweet links to @supmustachepika, who posted a photo of their Strong Bad and Homestar tattoo (with Strong Bad's leg obscured by a different tattoo).
19 Jun 2018


That sbemail was hidden inside the April Fools cartoon. Did you not watch the whole thing?
This Tweet is a reply to @H2A_23, who replied to the "Soon" reply, saying it's been 5 months.

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18 Jun 2018


He just makes so much more sense! Does Shou-Lao even have any arms? Much less a beefy one? Though maybe that guy should be called Beef Fist if Troggie was his emblem.
This Tweet is a reply to @CdubBabyShooter, who linked to @kmellon's photo of a drawing of Iron Fist with a Trogdor emblem.

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17 Jun 2018


I know it woulda been terrible marketing, but the slogan totally shoulda been "You wouldn't like me when I'm Tandy."
This Tweet links to @ItsMrJasonD's Tweet of an old advertisement for the "Tandy 2000".

Fun Facts

  • "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" is the catch phrase of the Hulk.
16 Jun 2018


I dig the sentiment, but you might wanna be careful teaching Coach Z quotes to minors. Prolly end up on some kinda watch list.
This Tweet is a reply to @Zoltuger, who linked to the previous link, saying he trained his four-year-old to quote Coach Z.
14 Jun 2018


That would be the only valid excuse I will accept.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheMisterPipes, who replied to the previous link, suggesting the husband is more into Senor Cardgage.
14 Jun 2018


Why are they standing on the surface of Pluto as observed by the New Horizons probe?
This Tweet is a reply to @flangy, who replied to the previous link with a picture of Homestar and Marzipan's figurines (in black and white clothes, respectively) on a brown and white cake.

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14 Jun 2018


Lady! This shoulda been part of your screening process BEFORE this guy became your husband! #standards
This Tweet links to @bshan85's Tweet, talking about when she quotes Strong Bad and her husband doesn't get it.
14 Jun 2018


The most convoluted way to get a Trogdor figure ever!
This Tweet is a reply to @stomper1232, who replied to the Rick Van Velsor Tweet, saying the Trogdor game piece in Trogdor!! The Board Game is unofficially a Trogdor figurine.
14 Jun 2018


I will get you in touch with Strong Sad as he has been dealing with the issue his entire life yet is still an avid co-op multiplayer tabletop gamer.
This Tweet is a reply to @mcolles, who replied to the Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, saying if only they had 1-5 friends.
14 Jun 2018


If not to the con proper, maybe somewheres else in the ATL during the convention.
This Tweet is a reply to @Haxen2000, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if Trogdor!! The Board Game will be at DragonCon.
14 Jun 2018


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If you don't wanna wait through the months of production and shipping and The Cheat-related excuses, come play the Trogdor board game @Gen_Con with me and some scruffy old brothers and maybe a flaming peasant! Check it out: gencon.com/event_finder?s ...

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14 Jun 2018


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Here it go.
This Tweet is a reply to @LiamXVX, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, saying there had better be a Ye Flask card.

Fun Facts

  • Dennis is a character from the Thy Dungeonman series.
  • Blurred cards can be seen behind the Ye Flask card.
13 Jun 2018


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Already grew a body. With even worse results.
This Tweet is a reply to @gildozer, who posted a clip from a music video of a person with a suit and mask resembling Marshie, asking Strong Bad what he thought of Marshie growing a body.

Fun Facts

13 Jun 2018


Cooperative Burnination it says, actually. One of the few cases where I support cooperation.
This Tweet is a reply to @mattmccordmattm, who linked to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, misreading "Cooperative Burnination" as "Competitive Burnination".
13 Jun 2018


Who needs them when I've got Limozeen at my beck and call! They're so desperate for work, I had them do a cover of me yelling "The Cheat! Breakfaaast!" the other morning! It shredded! 5-minute hash browns solo!
This Tweet is a reply to @FunkyM_FM217, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking about a Kickstarter to fund a cover of the Trogdor song by the band The Darkness.
13 Jun 2018


It better not be awful! I've been paying @cheapassjames from @cheapassgames in grumblcakes for months to help design this thing!
This Tweet is a reply to @JonGetsGames, who linked to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, saying even if it's awful, he'll still try it.

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13 Jun 2018


I refuse to give Strong Sad the satisfaction!! That smudge stick abomination got what it deserved!
This Tweet is a reply to @Rostbarth, who replied to the previous reply, asking about Strong Sad's chiaroscuro dragon.
13 Jun 2018


Maybe a meeples add-on pack with Wormdingler, the S is for Sucks Dragon, Trogador, and a chunk of desk with 'DAGRON' carved in it!
This Tweet is a reply to @Rostbarth, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking where Wormdingler is.

Fun Facts

13 Jun 2018


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Coming to the website Kickstarter in the month July!

Video Transcript

STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.


Fun Facts

  • This video was originally posted with the text "Coming in July to a tabletop near you!", but it was deleted for being too misleading. This may be referenced in the overly specific text in this Tweet.
  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
12 Jun 2018


Portmanteaus are too new-fangled for Paw-Paw.
This Tweet is a reply to @jettstranded, who replied to the previous Tweet, suggesting the portmanteau "tweetleter".
12 Jun 2018


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Think I might delete and repost the board game video tweet to avoid confusion about when it comes out. Good thing I've got this old timer workin' for me:

Image Transcript


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12 Jun 2018


Maybe in the Peasant's Quest expansion add-on DLC microtransacto pack! Coming to a spend-more-money near you!
This Tweet is a reply to @lolFurby, who replied to the previous deleted Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, saying Naked Ned better make an appearance.

Fun Facts

12 Jun 2018


Or more accurately, to Kickstarter in July and then to a tabletop like 6-9 months after that.
This Tweet is a reply to his previous deleted Tweet.

Fun Facts

  • This is likely the reason the previous Tweet was deleted.
12 Jun 2018


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Coming in July to a tabletop near you!
This Tweet has been deleted.

Video Transcript

See the replacement Tweet.

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet has been deleted and reposted with different text, likely because it was misleading about the game's release date.
  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
  • This is the first announcement of Trogdor!! The Board Game's release month.
12 Jun 2018


It depends. We've seen positive results from both neatly hung and sloppily hung 'No Loafing' signs. From the looks of that wall, this guy works in the 'black and white photos of old men' division. So neatly hung is probably the best choice here.
This Tweet is a reply to @pokeflutes, who posted a picture of someone's office cubicle with a "No Loafing" sign, asking whether to tell the guy that his sign is too neatly displayed. The office has black and white photos of people on the wall.
5 Jun 2018

May

Text / Transcript Date / Link
Psst! Guys! The lame-o kid in 1995 is me!
This Tweet is a reply to @LarryLTrujillo and @JonathanEbel, who replied to the previous "it's over" Tweet. @JonathanEbel said he sent an email asking how Strong Bad got his inspiration for Teen Girl Squad, to which @LarryLTrujillo replied that it was inspired by an email.
28 May 2018


Thanks! It took me like an entire social studies period to finish it!
This Tweet is a reply to @DatMemeGuy2, who said Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits had a 10/10 album cover.
28 May 2018


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Are you telling me that I subconsciously ripped off my signature Teen Girl Squad sign-off from some lame-o kid's high school comic from 1995?!

Image Transcript

{First panel:}

OFFSCREEN CHARACTER:

{obscured}RUSH
{obscured}ITH
{obscured}ACe
{obscured}e!

{Second panel:}

CHARACTER:

FEEL THe WRATH OF MY SPeAK
N' SPeLL!

SPEAK N' SPELL:

THAT
IS
CORReCT
NOW
SPeLL
WORM

{Third panel:}

OFFSCREEN CHARACTER:

{obscured}one
{obscured}H
{obscured}wheels!?

{Fourth panel:}

FROOM
PATOW!
IT'S
OVeR!
28 May 2018


This is like Strong Sad's dream inverse Toy Story journey wherein he TRIES to get thrown in a donate box and make it to the saddest thrift store in town.
This Tweet links to @Echo_Hotel, who found a Strong Sad figurine in a depressing Happy Meal toy bin.

Fun Facts

  • Toy Story is a movie series about sentient toys.
26 May 2018


That is amazing and horrifying and very accurate. Except, I think you forgot the 'r' in 'job' there.
This Tweet is a reply to @DJ_Stormageddon, who posted a picture of themself in a Coach Z costume, saying they love their job.
19 May 2018


Oh man! Next time I should slow down the speed and increase the power on just Trogdor's fire so it actually flames up as it engraves! Voiding your warranty doesn't GET more majestic!
This Tweet is a reply to @danshapiro, who replied to the previous laser Trogdor Tweet, saying "Consummate lasering. Consummate."
18 May 2018


Like Trogdor tattoos?! Were they laser engraved too?!
This Tweet is a reply to @anjwax, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying they still have tattoos.
18 May 2018


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Check it out! I employed some cardbiordoscuro shading!

Video Transcript

{Music plays as a black laser engraving machine draws Trogdor on a piece of cardboard on a black surface. Cut to a photo of the finished product.}

Fun Facts

  • "Cardbiordoscuro" is a portmanteau of cardboard and chiaroscuro.
    • Chiaroscuro is the shading technique used by Strong Sad in dragon.
17 May 2018


Um, I'm really hopin' you called the cops on these people. Conspiracy to commit terrible cosplay. Or, ConComTerCos, as they say in law enforcement.
This Tweet is a reply to @MidCityPigeon, who saw a Homestar costume in the back of a car.
15 May 2018


Also that's totally Mitch from sloshy. I don't know what a Matt is. Sounds lame.
This Tweet is a reply to the same link as the previous reply.

Fun Facts

14 May 2018


Don't mean to be all advertisey, but you CAN get your own Witch's Brew shirt here if'n you want:
homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/fr ...


But I'm sure you'd MUCH rather have a shirt with my husky head on it, right?!!
This Tweet is a reply to @Pizzawitjo, who linked to the previous sloshy Tweet, saying they needed a Witch's Brew shirt like Matt Chapman wears in the video, and that they would go to a sloshy tour.

Fun Facts

14 May 2018


Once upon a time, when you would email me, I sent back an auto-response with a link to a loop showing how I pick which sbemail to answer. Now you can find it by clicking on the ¿Internet? mouse at the bottom of my awesome web page:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/
This Tweet is a reply to @OldSchoolerGuy, who asked which toon a GIF of the Email Processing Room was from.
14 May 2018


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Just close your eyes and imagine long hair, leather, pyrotechnics, and vague lyrics about hotel roof pool cocktails and this live sloshy performance isn't half bad!
youtu.be/6jD8vCAglmo

Fun Facts

12 May 2018


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Mario Paint Microwave Madness! Remember to cut a slit in the plastic film of your Strong Bad before cooking to avoid explosion. #mariopaintthursdays

Video Transcript

STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.


Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
10 May 2018


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Best I could do on short notice!
This Tweet is a reply to @quintuple_, who asked for a "get well" video for his physics teacher.

Image Transcript

Dear unnamed
physics teacher,
you have
a real
cool
student
that
wanted
me say
"get
well,"
so...


Hi-5
— STRONG
BAD

FGET
FREAKIN
FRWELL,
FREMAN!!




...STAY
..TROG-
STRONG!!


DANISH
PHYSICIST
← NIELS BOHR!!

Homestar Runner & related characters ... © 2001 Michael Chapman ... Strong Bad

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7 May 2018


What?! I answer an email from you Mollie and THIS is the thanks I get?! A total mortarboard snub in favor of a Dumbstar design?! Diploma revoked, I say!!
This Tweet links to @witchysheep, who posted her graduating cap with a Homestar design.

Fun Facts

5 May 2018


Uh, this looks like it was tattooed directly onto someone's family might/could! Cool art though.
This Tweet is a reply to @RaboinKayleigh, who posted a piece of fanart involving the twelve main characters.

Fun Facts

  • The "family might/could" originated in too cool.
4 May 2018


Except Marshie would say "Smile! I'M contagious!!" and then break out in gross marshmallow boils!!
This Tweet is a reply to @0xFroman, who posted a water bottle with a face, reading "SMILE IT'S CONTAGIOUS", and noted its resemblance to Marshie.
4 May 2018


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"I'm hot on your six, Eh! Steve! I'll task you down like a balloooooon!" Gotta love those Wheelchair quotes. How exactly does a body get tasked down again? #mariopaintthursdays

Video Transcript

STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.


Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
3 May 2018


Don't trust it, man! That flash page is designed to make you lose consciousness and then the Delabor brothers show up and root through your fridge and steal your polaroids (which is what they think 'identity theft' means)!
This Tweet is a reply to @greenvale, who posted a video featuring people watching the Thorax Corporation Flash page.
2 May 2018


The Cheat DOES belong among EarthLink and AOL. Needs a Pipeline and a Compuserve sticker. What other long-dead ISP's am I missing?
This Tweet is a reply to @bhgross144, who noticed a The Cheat sticker on a computer monitor in a Wall Street Journal video.
2 May 2018


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Laser-burninated meeples! Check out all that burny light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation, man!!

Fun Facts

2 May 2018

April

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Personally, I wanna hear 'Helvetica Chump!' I feel like I can picture the face of whoever that jerk is and I can't wait to smack it with a Win95 copy of Quark Xpress!
This Tweet is a reply to @thydungeonman, who replied to the post-Record Store Day Tweet, asking for more sloshy records in the same format.

Fun Facts

29 Apr 2018


I been dumpin em's on YouTube. They're not all up there yet.
This Tweet is a reply to @starcraft_ai, who asked about the possibility of Podstar Runner returning.
28 Apr 2018


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It's fundrasin' season! @laywastegames, makers of other awesome dragon-based game Dragoon, are raising cash for @worldbuilders! Donate to win a chance at tabletop/nerd prizes!

bit.ly/ITTD18WB

"Don't worry, little Dragoon, I will share my beefy arm with you."

Fun Facts

28 Apr 2018


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This is the squeedlie/meedliest I could get in Mario Paint. More like squanchlie/maunchliest if you ask me. Chest hair = v.accurate, though. #mariopaintthursdays

Video Transcript

{Cut to a looping Mario Paint animation of a Limozeen member with long hair, an open jacket, and pants with holes at the knees, playing a red electric guitar against a black background with concert lights. An amp reading "ZEEN" is in the background. Mario Paint electric guitar-sounding music plays.}

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
26 Apr 2018


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Rick Van Velsor, in addition to having an awesome name, is the amazing sculptor behind all our figurines including the ones from the upcoming Trogdor board game. Go support this incredible artist's upcoming documentary about Decemberween ornaments! indiegogo.com/projects/keepi ...

Fun Facts

26 Apr 2018


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Fell asleep after 17 potstickers. Woke up and couldn't get THIS out of my head:
25 Apr 2018


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Please tell me Dolph Hauldhagen works there!!
This Tweet is a reply to @m0mentring, who posted a photo of a building labelled "The Home of Axe Throwing".

Fun Facts

24 Apr 2018


Simmer down there, Demando. I'll get all the hundreds of free internet cartoons I made for you organized eventually. In the meantime, as an alternative, might I suggest caring about things like this less. Instead, focus your energies on, say, making a sandwich.
This Tweet is a reply to @supersugar1985, who pointed out organization problems with the YouTube Strong Bad Email playlist.
24 Apr 2018


Best dialog options ever man. Those Massy Fex games could learn a thing or two.
This Tweet is a reply to @ThePrawn101, who Tweeted the dialogue options from Extra Real Dating Sim XR.

Fun Facts

  • "Massy Fex" refers to the video game series "Mass Effect".
24 Apr 2018


Demo version from sloshy practice from a live show a couple years ago. Have at it!
homestarrunner.com/songs/Sloshy%2 ...
This Tweet is a reply to @thunderzizi, who replied to the previous "We Don't Really Even Care" Tweet, asking about the part of the song playing during the end screen.

Fun Facts

23 Apr 2018


It's the 1rd side of the record.
This Tweet is a reply to @Cloudscout, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if it was the A-side or the B-side.
23 Apr 2018


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Sloshy doesn't really even care about you OR music industry rules! Nothing is more elitist and exclusive than a 2 Days After Record Store Day surprise release! make-a your own: homestarrunner.com/wallpapers/slo ...

Video Transcript

{Cut to a black background with a blurry sloshy logo, as it comes into focus. A portion of sloshy's "We Don't Really Even Care" is playing in the background. The text "Record Store Day 2018" appears at the top, followed by the text ""We Don't Really Even Care" Special Release" appearing below the sloshy logo. The text "Available only for a children's toy from the 70's" appears coming from the bottom below the previously mentioned text.}

{Cut to the aforementioned children's toy, resembling a miniature record player. A hand places a plastic white "record" onto the player, turning it to lock it in. It places the stylus onto the record, and moves a switch. The song begins to play. The lyrics "We don't really even care." appear at the bottom, becoming highlighted in line with the lyrics from the song with vocals.}

{Fade to shot of the lower front-side of the toy record player, featuring a crank winding down. The lyrics "We don't really even care." appear again, featuring similar highlighting. It disappears, and "We don't really even care." appears again with highlighting.}

{Fade to a close-up of the record, viewed from the side. The lyrics "About you." appear with highlighting.}

{Fade to wider shot of the record player. The lyrics "About y-o-o-u." appear with highlighting.}

{Fade to extreme close-up of the record, as the lights turn off and the record glows green. "Wow! Glow in the dark!" appears at the bottom without highlighting.}

{Fade to a shot showing the record player from above, with the text "The kind you have to charge up under a light bulb.", again without highlighting. The text "Like the toys from a cereal box back when small toys were allowed to be in a cereal box." appears in its place. Cut to a close-up of the record.}

{Fade to wide shot of the record, with the text "Not no more." and no highlighting. The text is replaced with "The glowiness fades out at about the same rate the song slows down."}

{Cut to a black background with a blurry sloshy logo. There is text reading "Not really available." in yellow in the foreground.}

SLOSHY: {singing} About you-ou-ou! About you-ou-ou!

{After a few seconds, the scene cuts to black and the music stops.}

Fun Facts

  • The video is nearly identical to Record Store Day 2018, released three days earlier.
  • The portion of the song during the end screen has not been heard in previous versions of the song.
23 Apr 2018


Yikes! More like Bubs upgraded to the overgrown post-apocalyptic era where HDR grass and shrubbery have become sentient and threaten to destroy humanity with their ultra-sharp contrast!!
This Tweet is a reply to @heinhd_, who posted an HD Bubs' Concession Stand.
23 Apr 2018


Confidence is high! Repeat, confidence is high!
This Tweet is a reply to @UllerRM, who asked about the chances of getting a copy of Trogdor!! The Board Game on JoCo Cruise.
21 Apr 2018


They have a strict 'burn after listening' policy. Or more likely a 'melt down and use as one of those snooty wax seals on an parchment envelope after listening' policy.
This Tweet is a reply to @Gazza_N, who replied to the previous Tweet, pointing out the three existing prints, and saying sloshy has sold out and gone mainstream.
20 Apr 2018


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Go 3D print your own obsolete sloshy record!

homestarrunner.com/wallpapers/slo ...

OR learn to put YOUR terrible indie rock songs on babyrecords!

instructables.com/id/3D-printing ...

Fun Facts

20 Apr 2018


It does look a little delicious in that woodworked-piece-of-crap way.
This Tweet is a reply to @wiener_herzog, who replied to the previous Record Store Day 2018 Tweet, saying they wanted the image to be a SBLOUNSKCHED! sloshy tie-in candy bar.
20 Apr 2018


Close enough for car windows! You gotta adapt to your medium!
This Tweet is a reply to @ReginaKay54, who posted a photo of the word "STATE!" written on their car windows, with Trogdor in place of the "S". They mentioned having problems with the beefy arm and consummate V's.
20 Apr 2018


That's just what the pepper mill lobby WANTS you to think you mindless zombie!!
This Tweet is a reply to @IronSaber486, who replied to the previous Record Store Day 2018 Tweet, saying they thought the image was a pepper mill.
20 Apr 2018


This Tweet is a reply to @McLeanBen, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking Strong Bad to release the record's 3D print file.
20 Apr 2018


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Just when you thought sloshy couldn't get more pretentious, they release a single on a vintage 70's kids' toy.

youtu.be/TfCgt84h614

I hope the put their next album out on limited edition 9,000 gram hand-lathed bannister posts!
#RecordStoreDay

Fun Facts

20 Apr 2018


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I'm real sleepy so this is all I could muster. Close enough, right?
This Tweet is a reply to @AustinRW98, who asked Strong Bad to say happy birthday to their brother Ethan.

Image Transcript

HARBOR DAY ETHAN

19 Apr 2018


Mario Paint. Hence the hashtag #mariopaintthursdays
This Tweet is a reply to @nej621, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking which program was used.
19 Apr 2018


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I tried to accurately depict how much the KOT's stache looks like a undulating squid when he eats! #mariopaintthursdays

Video Transcript

{Music plays. There is a time lapse of the Mario Paint animation process. Cut to a screen with four frames. Frames from the previous Mario Paint Thursday are briefly shown, with Strong Bad's glove and mouth. The drawings are cleared, and frames of The King of Town's mustache chewing are drawn. Food crumbs and drool are added. Then the screen switches to one frame, and the rest of The King of Town is drawn. Black spots are added to the white lining of his robe. A castle background is drawn behind the King of Town, and a bitten chicken leg in front of him. The King of Town's animated mustache is added, and moved around for a bit.}

THE KING OF TOWN: {voiceover; singing} Ohhh, here I go... I am going to make my mustache! I'm gonna eat some foood! Over and over agaaain! It's the KOT! Fat as can be! Sittin' in my C-A-S-T-L-E!

{Cut to the finished product, in much better quality. The King of Town is in his castle chewing, holding a bitten chicken leg. He has black spots on the white lining of his robe.}

THE KING OF TOWN: {voiceover; singing} Oh, chompin' on a chicken leg... Turkey, maybe, quail, maybe... somethin' else dead. {stops singing} Hey, that's pretty good!

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
  • Strong Bad discussed the idea of recording the animation process in a previous reply.
  • The King of Town may be eating chicken.
19 Apr 2018


Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off.
-Teh C.
This Tweet is a reply to @AlliedAlchemist, who posted a picture of The Cheat's fake ID, telling Strong Bad to wish him his best.

Fun Facts

  • This reply was posted on Cheatday, and is the reply The Cheat gives to all emails he answers.
18 Apr 2018


By buying the board game when it comes out man! Look for a Kickcheater in late summer!
This Tweet is a reply to @NickStarr, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking where to buy the Trogdor figure.

Fun Facts

18 Apr 2018


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Guys! @cheapassjames from @cheapassgames is helping me make the Trogdor board game extra awesome! Fund his Kickstarter for Girl Genius: The Works so he can continue to eat and engage in good-game-make!
kickstarter.com/projects/cheap ...

Fun Facts

18 Apr 2018


Oh man! 'Slappers only' just got so much better! George Lazenby won't know what hit him!!
This Tweet is a reply to @PeperonyC's Tweet, with pictures of Strong Bad ported to GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64.

Fun Facts

  • Slappers Only is a mode from GoldenEye 007 where players fight unarmed.
  • George Lazenby was a James Bond actor.
    • He does not appear in GoldenEye 007, not even having a model for the removed "All Bonds" mode.
15 Apr 2018


This is great and everything, but how could you NOT bury a buncha TNT under Homestar and detonate it once you zoomed out?! I kept waiting for the splode that never happened!
This Tweet links to @dacoool's Tweet with recreations of Homestar and Strong Bad in Minecraft.

Fun Facts

14 Apr 2018


Right right right or maybe down down down? Also don't forget 'alternate angle' and 'alternate audio.'
This Tweet is a reply to an unknown Twitter user, who replied to the yearbook link, asking how to access Easter eggs on the DVDs.
11 Apr 2018


Videlectrix is workin on it!
This Tweet is a reply to @SuperIdiotMan, who asked Strong Bad to finish Stinkoman 20X6 level 10.
11 Apr 2018


So many wondrous shades of beige!!
This Tweet is a reply to @omgitzpenguin, who posted a photo of a beige machine.
10 Apr 2018


Don't you see?! This is great! A typo somehow created Homsar so maybe this un-creates him!! (also props to the yearbook team for putting Onion Bubs in there. I'm hoping the entire graduating class is comprised of various Bubs's in the genus Allium. Shallot Bubs, Leek Bubs, etc.)
This Tweet links to @Janeandhermedia, who posted a photo of her yearbook with a quote attributed to Homsar, which the yearbook team changed to Homestar. The students' faces were censored by Onion Bubs.

Fun Facts

  • Homsar being created by a typo refers to his debut, homsar.
9 Apr 2018


This idea? This idea right here? This is a good idea.
This Tweet is a reply to @ColonMcInerror, who suggested Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits on vinyl.
8 Apr 2018


You humble me! (mostly with your use of 'deigned'!)
This Tweet is a reply to @Fangsofbahamut's Tweet, saying Strong Bad deigned to come to PAX, and that it was an honor to be there.
8 Apr 2018


Not just yet! Look to the sky in late summer! The burninator will signal his coming!
This Tweet is a reply to @VengeanceGOD, who replied to @laurentheflute's Tweet about The Brothers Chaps' Kickstarter plans discussed at PAX. @VengeanceGOD asked about their Kickstarter.
8 Apr 2018


Sorry for freakin out on him about Deep Impact! He was dressed as Homestar so all the awful memories came flooding back! But then soothing tube socks made it aaaaall right.
This Tweet is a reply to @Katbrogankat, who posted a picture of their son (dressed as Homestar) at PAX, saying he was excited.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's reply refers to the fact that the boy gave him a Deep Impact DVD and a pair of tube socks during the PAX Q&A.
8 Apr 2018


Same way I do all these awesome skills of an artist! With my hand. And a marker. On the surface of my choosing.
This Tweet is a reply to @strumphs, who replied to @paulandstorm (Da Vinci's Notebook)'s picture of a shirt signed by people (including The Brothers Chaps). @strumphs asked how Strong Bad signs with boxing gloves on.

Fun Facts

7 Apr 2018


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"And then Stinkoman comes up and punches Bubs in the face." Thanks for this @jezzamonn! Now get back to work on level 10 before I get that Videlectrix guy to give you one of his "good graphics" pep talks!!

Fun Facts

7 Apr 2018


Only if you believe in him deep down in your heart dear child.
This Tweet is a reply to @M4iden_Canada, who replied to @LadyStarstorm's screenshot of Strong Bad's reply to her, asking if Strong Bad was still a thing.
6 Apr 2018


Sunday! Sunday! Someday!
This Tweet links to an image posted by @jonritter (the host of The Brothers Chaps' panel at PAX East), promoting the panel. The image reads:

Fun Facts

  • "Sunday! Sunday! Someday!" is from monster truck.
  • The image shows the Compy 386, despite the fact that it was destroyed.
6 Apr 2018


Kickstratta in late summer most likely. I will pronounce it from the dang hilltops, rest assured!
This Tweet is a reply to @SnarkyNino, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking how to get one.

Fun Facts

  • "Kickstratta" refers to Kickstarter, a crowdfunding platform.
5 Apr 2018


Room 103. Main entry floor. By the Bobcat Theatre.
This Tweet is a reply to @MaxOfFewTrades, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking where to play it.
5 Apr 2018


I wghill! I wghill be there Sunday! Sunday! Someday!
This Tweet is a reply to @LadyStarstorm, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if Strong Bad would still be at PAX on Sunday.

Fun Facts

5 Apr 2018


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Thanks to everybody that came out and tried out the Trogdor board game today in @kickstarter Couchland @Official_PAX East! Pay no attention to the beardo in the peasant robe! Thx britmus309#1905 for the videro!

Video Transcript

{Cut to a dark room with Trogdor!! The Board Game on a table. Matt Chapman is wearing a flaming peasant costume and holding Puppet Strong Bad, with a little girl holding his arms.}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: —the top of our lungs! Three! Two! One!

EVERYONE: TROGDOR!

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Nice job, everybody. Look at this... {looks down at the game; singing} We burninated the entire countryside, we burninated all these peasants, we burninated all these peoples, in the tiny 3D-printed thatched-roof cottages!

{Everyone claps}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: {stops singing} Nice work, everybod—

Fun Facts

5 Apr 2018


Yes. The answer is yes.
This Tweet is a reply to @thedancinpanda, who replied to Strong Bad's previous PAX booth reply, asking if there was going to be a Trogdor!! The Board Game demo in Atlanta.
3 Apr 2018


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PAXEasterners! Don't forget! Trogdor tabletop game every day from 12-2 in @kickstarter Couchland rm 103 (WIP box art by the great @schweizercomics)! Panel on Sunday @ 1:30 in Dragonfly theater hosted by coolguy @jonritter. Bring your old DS's and Warioware DIY! We'll swap games!

Fun Facts

3 Apr 2018


Sorry, no boof. Demoing the Trogdor board game 12-2 everyday in Kickstarter Couchland. Panel on Sunday @ 1:30.
This Tweet is a reply to @OneTrickTofani, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if Strong Bad was going to have a booth at PAX.

Fun Facts

3 Apr 2018


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Travelin to @Official_PAX East. Why does this look more like I'm being 'laid to rest' than 'prepped for travel?'

Fun Facts

3 Apr 2018


I think we need to campaign to get Mark Lemke to wear a hat with this symbol on it! The A is for Abomination!
This Tweet is a reply to @dren_braves, who drew Trogdor using the Atlanta Braves logo instead of an S.

Fun Facts

2 Apr 2018


Look close. They're still there. The years have just worn the white paint off.
This Tweet is a reply to his previous reply.
1 Apr 2018


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Since the very first cartoon man!
This Tweet is a reply to @DirkTales, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if Homestar had stars on the soles of his shoes.

Fun Facts

1 Apr 2018


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Based on your interest in Be'sing & Do'sing,
Strong Bad recommends:

Fun Facts

1 Apr 2018

March

Text / Transcript Date / Link
This is the best waste of higher ed I can imagine!
This Tweet is a reply to @harlanhaskins and @cwillmore, who discussed making a PhD thesis on the phonetics of Strong Bad's speech.
31 Mar 2018


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Behold: The Next April Fools' Thing!
flash em ups: homestarrunner.com/fools18.html
tube em ups: https://youtu.be/WFu-GaktLu8

Fun Facts

31 Mar 2018


No kiddin you were wasted, you made me upside down!! Strong Bad has a swoll cranium not a swoll chin!
This Tweet is a reply to _darthsader, who posted a Strong Bad Easter egg they painted when they were drunk.

Fun Facts

  • This may be a reference to Strong Bad referring to his head as an upside down egg in Cartoon Characters.
31 Mar 2018


You know, I gots a folder on an old Compy called '99 songs' that's fulla those kinda jingles. And that's from maybe 2004. If I made one now it'd prolly be more like '300 songs.' Mmmmaybe I'll press 'upload' one of these days. Or at least press 'applaud.'
This Tweet is a reply to @CalebLeonhart, who asked if the themes and jingles from Homestar Runner will ever be released.

Fun Facts

31 Mar 2018


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This comic is like if Crack Stuntman and Larry from Limozeen were low level space criminals and high level jerks! Not for kidz! Not great for baby!
This Tweet is a reply to @wolfboy74, who posted a picture from Cosmic Scoundrels, one of The Brothers Chaps' side projects.

Fun Facts

  • "Not great for baby" may reference the "great for baby" items in garage sale.
30 Mar 2018


I call that a Repost Rubdown!
This Tweet is a reply to @thunderzizi, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if Strong Bad had already posted the video on Instagram.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad referred to himself as Doctor Marvin Rubdown in love poems.
    • Notably, at the time of this reply, @thunderzizi's profile picture was an image of Homestar dressed as Doctor Marvin Rubdown from the same email.
30 Mar 2018


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Today, help Homestar become a man! #mariopaintthursdays #wariowarethursdays

Video Transcript

{A Wario TV is briefly shown, before the screen switches to Homestar with sleepy eyes and a nightcap, holding a bottle of cinnamon. The text "Become a MAN" appears briefly. There is a Wario bomb in the corner, and the wire gets shorter throughout the video. A glove-shaped mouse pointer clicks the cinnamon, causing dots to appear on Homestar's chin, with the text "Poof". The mouse clicks again, causing more dots, with a "PAFF!". The mouse clicks again, causing a full cinnamon beard, with a "PUFF!" as Homestar smiles and opens his eyes wide. The bomb starts counting down, blows up, and the game ends.}

Fun Facts

29 Mar 2018


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Or this, if you no like instagram
This Tweet is a reply to the same @TrueAbelhawk reply as the previous reply.
26 Mar 2018


You want THIS as a D&D mini more. instagram.com/p/BgzJn4jhpBR/
This Tweet is a reply to @TrueAbelhawk, who replied to the Trog-legions Tweet, saying they wanted one as a D&D mini.
26 Mar 2018


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This Tweet is a reply to @DaveyHames, who replied to the previous Stinkoman facepaint link, mourning Stinkoman 20X6's "final Level that never was".
This Tweet links to the Tweet featuring the teaser for level 10.
26 Mar 2018


I know! What's not cool about nightmare-induction?
This Tweet is a reply to @JJoyceEgan, who replied to the previous link, saying the facepaint was cool.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's sentiment in this Tweet echoes his feelings about Senor Cardgage.
26 Mar 2018


I absolutely love the nightmares this is gonna give me.
This Tweet links to @rishapri's Tweet featuring Stinkoman facepaint.
26 Mar 2018


Gah!! Did Strong Mad try to fit into Homestar's daisy dukes?!
This Tweet is a reply to @Thunderlina3237, who posted a Strong Mad-like Roblox character with purple pants, apparently from an @AlbertsStuff video.

Fun Facts

25 Mar 2018


Definitely more cool. But the coolest would be to spell it (and think it) 'cat-halver.' One who halves cats.
This Tweet is a reply to @RetepBocaj42, who replied to the previous "have cat" link, asking if it would be more or less cool to call a cat owner a "cat-haver" due to the similarity to "cadaver".
25 Mar 2018


This honors The Cheat and dishonors Moses Malone at the same time.
This Tweet is a reply to @hojukoolander, who posted a trading card with Moses Malone, and only thought of The Cheat starting up The Adventures of Lolo on the NES.
24 Mar 2018


THIS is how you 'have cat.'
This Tweet links to @ErinGflow, who posted a photo of a piece of cardboard with Trogdor on it, with a cat's head coming through a hole in place of the head.
24 Mar 2018


Their majesty works like radar! Majestolocation! It bounces off non-flaming peasants and cottages and guides the Troggies to burnination!
This Tweet is a reply to @AisforInterval, who asked how the eyeless Trog-legions will see where they're going.
23 Mar 2018


I encourage everyone who works at the UN to do more of the 3 things you've modeled here:
-waste time every week
-watch Strong Bad
-have lunch with the IT staff
The global benefits will be instant and far-reaching.
This Tweet is a reply to @jayne_a_broad, who admitted to wasting time watching Strong Bad videos and talking with IT about it at lunch while working at the UN.
23 Mar 2018


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Unleash the eyeless Trog-legions!

Fun Facts

23 Mar 2018


YOU'VE been paying attention!
This Tweet is a reply to @DeadlyComics, who noted the sblounch and stnank on the fist in the previous Mario Paint Thursday Tweet.
22 Mar 2018


Yeah yeah! What this person said!
This Tweet is a reply to @Minato_Arisato5, who replied to the previous Mario Paint Thursday Tweet, saying Strong Bad was tricking Homestar into thinking he was defeated.
22 Mar 2018


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That's the plan!
This Tweet is a reply to @smittygirl, who linked to the Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking if the Trogdor board game would be a real Kickstarter-funded game.

Fun Facts

22 Mar 2018


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Don't ask me to explain. #mariopaintthursdays

Video Transcript

{Cut to a looping Mario Paint animation, with Homestar's foot on Strong Bad's head, as he lies on the ground, pounding it with his glove and moving his mouth.}

STRONG BAD: Oh— man!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lay on it...

STRONG BAD: Why did I— ever...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {quickly} Lay on it!

STRONG BAD: agree— to this?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Keeep on layin' on it!

STRONG BAD: Worst— negoti—ation— ever!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lay it up twice, lay it down!

Fun Facts

  • Homestar and Strong Bad's conversation references bottom 10.
22 Mar 2018


Oh he's creepin back there most of the time. He's probably stuck to one of the glue strips we put out to trap him. Or "glor straps" as he likes to call em.
This Tweet is a reply to @tumourloaf, who replied to the previous reply and made reference to Coach Z being behind the couch in the drawing.
22 Mar 2018


I better be choking the life (or tiny stars in this case) outta him and not *GULP* pal-ing around
This Tweet is a reply to @tumourloaf, who made a commissioned drawing of Homestar and Strong Bad on the couch in the Basement of the Brothers Strong.
22 Mar 2018


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I think you're right.
This Tweet is a reply to @hejmstel, who found an image of a man in a Virtual Reality headset, resembling Homeschool Winner, on the Xbox website.
21 Mar 2018


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The ankle is the perfect spot too because I LOVE tube socks! Also, your phone case makes me wonder why Strong Sad hasn't been pinhead for Halloween yet.
This Tweet is a reply to @GothSouljaBoy, who posted photos of a Strong Bad tattoo.

Fun Facts

19 Mar 2018


I'm telling you precisely that right now. There is going to be a Trogdor tabletop game.
This Tweet is a reply to @Rosen_Thorne, who linked to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking why nobody told them about it.
19 Mar 2018


Gotta wait for the Peasant's Quest expansion deck! Throw Baby, Get Old Man Rub, Buy Kerrek a Cold One... all your faves will be there!
This Tweet is a reply to @commtoonist, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking if there was a "throw baby" card.

Fun Facts

19 Mar 2018


"The Heat of the Hot Stance" was one of Limozeen's sauciest AND most political singles
This Tweet is a reply to @CardiganReturns, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking how the heat of that hot stance would compare to that of a Hot Jones.
19 Mar 2018


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This Tweet is a reply to @boardgamepepper, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking if consummate V's were going to be a bonus.

Image Transcript

Consummate V's
Consummate V's
4
AP
Trogdor
has diagonal
movement for
this turn!

Fun Facts

19 Mar 2018


You'll have to wait for the Peasant's Quest Expansion Pack DLC Microtransaction MegaWhatev! Only $39.99 plus all previous reward tiers plus the original LP's digitally remastered for today's stereos! ...wait, what did you ask me again?
This Tweet is a reply to @filbypott, who replied to the previous Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet, asking if you could throw baby.
19 Mar 2018


Not when you and your knuckle-headed friends play AS Trogdor! Then it ends in burnination, Trogtriumph, and majesty!
This Tweet is a reply to @bittercold, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking what the point of a Trogdor board game was, when it would all end in flames.
19 Mar 2018


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Hot stance! I'm gonna be @Official_PAX East 2018! Come play the janky prototype of my Trogdor tabletop game (designed with James Ernest @cheapassjames) everyday at 12pm in @kickstarter Couchland (rm 103) and check out my panel on Sunday 4/8 at 1:30pm in the Dragonfly Theater!

Fun Facts

19 Mar 2018


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Who doesn't wanna play Peasant's Quest in bite-sized 3-second nuggz?

Video Transcript

{Cut to a WarioWare D.I.Y. screen with a "Pause" button in the top-right corner. The screen shows grassy hills with a tree on the left and a stream of water on the right, with more trees faintly visible in the background. Rather Dashing walks in from the left and falls into the stream with a splash. A Wario bomb appears as the video ends.}

Fun Facts

18 Mar 2018


Write your local Telltale and demand that they vote YES on prop SBCG5AP!
This Tweet is a reply to @tgorman83, who asked if there would be a second season of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.

Fun Facts

  • The wording is very similar to a reply from August 2017: "Yes please! Write your local Nintendperson or Rabbitdog and Bunnym'n and vote YES on prop SBCG5AP!"
18 Mar 2018


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That's cause this is what we got the last time Homestar had a "unique domicile:"
This Tweet is a reply to @Tman1224, who replied to Strong Bad's previous reply, saying it's a shame the other characters' unique domiciles are rarely seen.

Fun Facts

16 Mar 2018


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Homestar sketchbook (2007)
This Tweet is a reply to @Breadknight, who linked to the previous Mario Paint Thursday, with the description "Plastic Beach (2011)".

Fun Facts

16 Mar 2018


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Sloshy's so indie-pretentious that their next single is only coming out on those plastic fisher price baby records from the 70's.
This Tweet is a reply to @T3Allingham, who replied to @ItMeIRL, who posted a screenshot of @Mike_Bianchi's post saying that his band is so indie, you need to listen to their songs on 4 seperate CDs at the same time. @T3Allingham said it sounded like sloshy.

Fun Facts

  • Fisher-Price is a company that makes baby toys.
    • The "baby records" refer to a range of interchangeable plastic discs that, while resembling small phonograph records, are actually designed to be played on a music box that is modeled after a turntable.
  • Using the photo, it is possible to "decode" the notches in the grooves on the bottom white disc (other than the part that is missing). Doing so reveals that the song is actually "We Don't Really Even Care About You", despite Strong Bad's claim that it was sloshy's "next single" (implying a song that was not previously released as a single). The other two white discs appear to be identical.
16 Mar 2018


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The only one that matters:
This Tweet is a reply to @candyman106, who replied to the previous Mario Paint Thursday, asking if it was canon.

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15 Mar 2018


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Emulating is for fakers. I've even got the terrible hard plastic mouse... um... pad(?) that came with it! Running RCA out into the Lappier with one of these type scenarios:
This Tweet is a reply to @PolyphonicLemur, who replied to Strong Bad's previous Mario Paint Thursday, asking if he used an emulator.

Fun Facts

15 Mar 2018


I never knew how badly we all need to get fez'd! Also brother Graw Mad needs to grow a stache at once! Also how come no Marshie? Don't you want it to look like he's sitting up there marshalitizing your brains?!
This Tweet links to @RangerRick's Tweet with pictures of Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, and Marzipan as fezes, with mustaches on Strong Bad and Strong Mad.

Fun Facts

  • This contains a reference to -'d.
15 Mar 2018


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Entire dang! Check out Pom Pom's sweet house and yacht! #mariopaintthursdays

Video Transcript

{The Mario Paint animation screen is briefly shown, before cutting to a looping Mario Paint animation of Pom Pom standing next to his house on the side of a cliff at sunset, with a boat in the water beneath the cliff. Waves splash against the cliff. Birds are frozen in midair in the sky. Mario Paint tools are still seen at the top and bottom of the screen, and a mouse pointer moves around before clicking on a button that removes the Mario Paint tools, leaving only the animation. Wave sounds are now heard as the wave splashes against the cliff.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh, hello, my frozen-in-midair-because-I-had-to-choose-between-animating-the-waves-and-animating-you-guys wingèd friends!

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
  • Pom Pom's house is from the Sketchbook on November 15, 2007.
  • Strong Bad's quote references his "Oh, hello my wingèd friend!" quote from huttah!.
15 Mar 2018


This is so much more disturbing than I remember!
This Tweet is a reply to @BrandonHoang_, who linked to Strong Bad's ultrasound reply from 2016, saying it was when their little girl was a star.
15 Mar 2018


Looks like the ungodly combo of genetic material from Coach Z, Strong Mad, and Marshie. Wait for it:
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
a-jibblie-jibblie!!!
This Tweet is a reply to @MolinaroTom, who posted an image of a cartoon character resembling Coach Z with an open mouth, asking if it was Coach Z.

Fun Facts

14 Mar 2018


I'd be okay with losing Homestar Runner himself to the Julian Sands of Time, though.
This Tweet is a reply to @mostly_charming, who replied to Strong Bad's Flash Tweet, saying that losing homestarrunner.com to the sands of internet time scares them.

Fun Facts

13 Mar 2018


Look @MerriamWebster if you're gonna keep using Trogdor as your unofficial spokesdragon, then at LEAST add 'burninate' to your crusty old tome! (also how bout some free copies? Strong Mad keeps putting the good cereal on the top shelf and a few dictionaries might help me reach!)
This Tweet links to a post from the official Merriam-Webster Twitter account, which posted a GIF from dragon to illustrate the word "chiaroscuro".

Fun Facts

13 Mar 2018


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And so the Porridgemaiden put on Warhol glasses and started using the ocelot as a living brush to paint ironic Spring Break posters. Then, (couldn't resist) Quake 1 AND 2 bad guys came out of the ocelot's ears this time!!
This Tweet is a reply to @CantSayZnds, who won "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" teaser trailer illustrations from the Worldbuilders fundraiser, and asked Strong Bad to deface them.

Fun Facts

  • Andy Warhol is an artist, director and producer.
  • Quake and Quake II are video games.
    • Them coming out of the ocelot's ears is a reference to Strong Bad Classics!, where Doom 2 bad guys come out of the ocelot's ears.
    • The one on the left is a Shambler from Quake I while the one on the right is a Gunner from Quake II
    • Having Quake I and II bad guys is probably a reference to how the two games have completely different sets of enemies, unlike Doom I and II.
12 Mar 2018


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Oh man! I love this new 'can it work' concerned face!
This Tweet is a reply to @PM__Ghost, who replied to Strong Bad's previous Flash Tweet with a screenshot of the Tweet on their phone, with the "Can it work?" image cropped by Twitter so that it looks like a concerned face.

Image Transcript

Can it
work?

12 Mar 2018


When people realize some dumb thing happened longer ago than they want to think it did, they need to stop saying "I feel old" and instead replace "old" with "wizened," "learnéd," "agéd," or "like a hot vampire sighing when no one can relate to their Crimean War jokes."
This Tweet is a reply to @kansasalps, who linked to Strong Bad's previous Flash Tweet, saying they feel old.

Fun Facts

  • "Learnéd" and "agéd" are references to -èd.
  • The Crimean War was fought from 1853 to 1856.
  • This also references how in mythology, vampires age very slowly.
12 Mar 2018


I knew all those deprecated tellTargets would save me one day!!
This Tweet is a reply to @larsiusprime, who replied to the previous Tweet multiple times, giving Strong Bad advice for making a Flash Player emulator.

Fun Facts

  • tellTarget is a Flash function (deprecated since Flash 5) that applies the instructions specified in the statements parameter to the Timeline specified in the target parameter.
12 Mar 2018


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Dear @internetarchive,
You love preserving outdated webstuff. I AM outdated webstuff. How do we make a stable, secure, in-browser flash player emulator that can preserve all our favorite un-skippable website intros from the early aughts. Also all my sbemails.
-Strong Bad

Image Transcript

Shark-
mobile

Can it
work?

Fun Facts

12 Mar 2018


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The pros can keep their squash n' stretch. The Cheat's got sblounch n' stnank!

Image Transcript

beige animation tutorial paper

  • sblounch
  • Stnank
  • peak paunch
  • apex poink

Fun Facts

  • "Squash and stretch" is an animation technique used when something changes shape while bouncing.
11 Mar 2018


Wait, are you suggesting that growing up on Homestar Runner drove your children from home? Doesn't surprise me really. I desperately wanna leave whenever that guys shows up.
This Tweet is a reply to @0freetime's reply to @heathborder's Tweet (with pictures of his kids' Cartoon Characters drawings), saying that his kids grew up on Homestar Runner, and he was now an empty nester.
11 Mar 2018


Hope he can keep those tusks in his dang mouth better than Dijjery Doo!
This Tweet is a reply to @RevAndyKarlson, who linked to @LeftistScumbag's Tweet with pictures of a Chinese water deer with tusks, asking if Dijjery Doo escaped from his crate.
10 Mar 2018


SBCG4AP doesn't count. As far as I'm concerned, Dangeresque 3 remains unreleased.
This Tweet is a reply to @thydungeonman, who replied to Strong Bad's "criminal projective" reply, saying that making Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective pay-only was evil.
9 Mar 2018


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I'm channeling some Manhunter: New York pretty hard with this flaming peasant. #mariopaintthursdays

Video Transcript

{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of a peasant with a flaming hood. Hills with burninating thatched-roof cottages are in the background, along with a shadow of Trogdor. A Mario Paint rendition of the Trogdor theme plays.}

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
    • This makes it the first Mario Paint Thursday to be pinned.
  • Manhunter: New York is a 1988 Sierra adventure game.
8 Mar 2018


No wonder the KOT was so drawn to it!
This Tweet is a reply to @MagentaWig, who pointed out that the swimming pool full of Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance in winter pool would have smelled like animal carcasses.
7 Mar 2018


Oh pants-dang! Thanks for donating your hard-earned cash for some maybe-earned swag! That poster looks best framed with stuffed pizza crust!
This Tweet is a reply to @McFillly, who posted a photo of a Trogdor poster signed by The Brothers Chaps, won from the Worldbuilders fundraiser.

Fun Facts

6 Mar 2018


I prefer "Bananas from the 'bove."
This Tweet is a reply to @CFaulkenburg, who replied to @Bob_Lesh's photo of a grocery store sign reading "Banana's by the each", asking if Strong Bad wrote the sign (possibly referencing "per each" from Decemberween Dangeresque).

Fun Facts

5 Mar 2018


Bonus points for making it a Powered By The Cheat-style Strong Bad! May that baby one day dance with Baby Styles on the deck of a deep sea fangly fish!
This Tweet is a reply to @JaneTV, who drew Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad on their baby's onesie.

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3 Mar 2018


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Some kind of CRIMINAL projective?!!
This Tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who replied to the previous reply, saying Strong Bad's picture could be turned into a projective personality test.

Fun Facts

2 Mar 2018


Oh great! Now all those crappy Intro to Psych kids are gonna think I'm schoolwork! Ooh, unless you think they'll develop some kinda complex because of me! Can I please get a complex named after me?!
This Tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who offered his college students extra points if they identified Strong Bad's picture on an exam.
1 Mar 2018


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Not exactly #mariopaintthursdays but check out this Powered by The Cheat WarioWare! You can do it! You will do it...

Video Transcript

{Cut to a bouncing, cartoonish, old-looking TV with Wario's face on it. "D.I.Y. Games" is written at the top, with a gold "W" above that. A green "001" appears briefly as music plays.}

{Cut to a Powered by The Cheat scene with Strong Bad on the left and Homestar on the right. The text "Nine Times!" appears briefly. A glove cursor hovers over the screen. Strong Bad begins kicking Homestar in the face with a sound effect. Each time, the number of times appears at the bottom. At 5 times, a Wario bomb appears in the corner, and the wire slowly gets shorter with a spark at the end. At 8 times, the bomb starts counting down from 3. At 9 times, Homestar's head explodes and Strong Bad dances. Wario is heard laughing. The bomb explodes. Cut back to the beginning screen. Wario's face laughs on the TV.}

Fun Facts

  • This is the first Thursday since Mario Paint Thursday's creation on February 1st to not have a Mario Paint Thursday.
  • The video was made using WarioWare D.I.Y. Showcase, the partner game of WarioWare D.I.Y..
  • The scene is from Crazy Cartoon. Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad's quote, "I can do it. I will do it nine times." is referenced in the Tweet text.
1 Mar 2018

February

Text / Transcript Date / Link
Double style! 2 beef's worth! 💪🏼💪🏼
This Tweet is a reply to @Strong_Badam, who posted a picture of a man (presumably himself) with a Trogdor shirt on pointing at a Trogdor poster.

Fun Facts

24 Feb 2018


Your pink options are very limited in Mario Paint! Give an out-of-date hardware-usin' artist a break, man!
This Tweet is a reply to @FugitivePhysics, who replied to the previous previous Mario Paint Thursday, saying that the melonade looked purple.
24 Feb 2018


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I can't find who tweeted this pic saying it reminded them of StrongBadZone, but this could finally make going zero miles per hour worthwhile.

Video Transcript

{Cut to a car screen with "0 mph" in the middle. Below it is a field of red dots moving forward and backward. Vector Strong Bad's face appears inside the 0 as the StrongBadZone theme plays. The "0 mph" moves across the screen like Vector Strong Bad as the camera zooms in to the 0. The "0 mph" stops in the middle of the screen as the music stops.}

VECTOR STRONG BAD: {unspoken; in white text above} Your Fuel Efficiency A Splode

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23 Feb 2018


How can they be 'dug up' when my whole existence is contained within the bowels of the Internet? Maybe 'found in the couch cushions' is more accurate.
This Tweet is a reply to @Neko_Ed, who replied to the previous Mario Paint Thursday, saying the references were dug up from the bowels of the Internet.
22 Feb 2018


I can pretty much guarantee that you were the only people on the planet doing that yesterday! Or quite possibly ever.
This Tweet is a reply to @tyler_seip792, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying he and his sister were making sounds from Bronco Trolleys the previous day.
22 Feb 2018


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Homestar's disgusting fav snack the Bronco Trolley is hiding behind his cool refreshing melonade.#bronctro #mariopaintthursdays

Video Transcript

{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of a glass of purple melonade on a round white table, with a bronco trolley behind it. Water drops appear and go down the glass. The room is orange, and there is a blue couch nearby.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Marzipan! Have you seen my Bronco Trolley? Marzipan? {deep voice} Mar-zeee! {normal voice} No? I can't find it anywhere. I found my favorite janked-up bendy straw. I'm usin' that in my melonade! But I gotta find that bronc' tro'! Somebody get me that bronc' tro'.

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet references bronco trolleys and melonade, two foods that were mostly mentioned in the early days of the site.
22 Feb 2018


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This Tweet is a reply to @cvrsecatcher, who asked if a playlist of Skills of an Artist is available.
This Tweet links to the Skills of an Artist playlist on YouTube.
21 Feb 2018


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Master the mini mountain range to create your own Barf Bag with this Skills of an Artist!

Video Transcript

See Barf Bag

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
21 Feb 2018


You'd have to ask the @Worldbuilders_ crew! I sent them a buncha awesome/dumb stuff! I hope you're one of the winners! Sorry I don't know more man! (Whoa, I need to make up a superhero called Don't Know More Man')
This Tweet is a reply to @AJLunaXR, who asked if the winners of Worldbuilders' fundraiser would be announced.
16 Feb 2018


I guess I could if peoples wouldn't fall asleep watching. I have to employ Undo Dog extensively!
This Tweet is a reply to @heathborders, who asked about recording or broadcasting the process of Mario Paint animation.

Fun Facts

  • Undodog is a Mario Paint character that undoes the last action. He was previously mentioned in the Super NES DVD commentary.
16 Feb 2018


Um, does every animation I make with obsolete software count as canon? Cause if so I made this, like, sliced ham guy shooting chicken gravy at the Poopsmith the other day that I would LOVE to include.
This Tweet is a reply to @jrgolden42, who replied to the previous Mario Paint Thursday, asking if this was the first canon unobscured appearance of Champeen.

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15 Feb 2018


More like 'Everybody hates the Homeschool Winner. He is a terrific mathlete.'
This Tweet is a reply to @McLeanBen, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked about Homeschool Winner, referencing the Original Book's introduction.
15 Feb 2018


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Mario Paint Thursday! Champeen bests Preshy and Rafferty for the GOOOOLD! (acourse she's always wearing that gold medal which I suspect is maybe just chocolate gelt)

Video Transcript

{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of Champeen dancing on the #1 spot on a gray podium. Rafferty is 2nd, and Preshy is 3rd. They both look down sadly. The sky is dark blue with swirly clouds. A Mario Paint rendition of Everybody Everybody plays.}

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15 Feb 2018


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Make way for The Makeromancer!

Video Transcript

{Cut to a WarioWare D.I.Y. screen with a "Pause" button in the top-right corner. The screen shows The Makeromancer on the right side of the screen, in front of a light purple background with darker purple hearts. On the left side, there is a chicken drumstick, with the King of Town's head below it. The text "MAKEROMANCE!" appears briefly. A stylus taps The Makeromancer, causing him to thrust his hand out. Green smoke appears around the chicken drumstick and the King of Town as the screen shakes. The chicken drumstick and The King of Town move around, as hearts appear in the middle of the screen and confetti comes down.}

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14 Feb 2018


Hey man! At least link to the official one with better quality video and audio! It increases my Mindy Cred!
This Tweet is a reply to @Nervospanda, who linked to an unofficial YouTube upload of Teen Girl Squad Issue 12.
This Tweet links to the official YouTube version of Teen Girl Squad #12.
14 Feb 2018


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This Tweet is a reply to @Russet_burbank, who replied to the previous Tweet with a reference to "technological romance", as it was posted on Valentines' Day.
14 Feb 2018


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Skills of an Artist - PC/CGA - Disk 1 of 17

Video Transcript

See Diskette

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
14 Feb 2018


Should be fixed now. Turns out we had to downpatch the firmware of our entire Edgar suite of products. They're intentionally forwards-nonpatible!
This Tweet is a reply to @_Hosoke, who alerted Strong Bad to HTML issues, saying "someone dropped a train on your HTML".

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad mentions Edgar.
13 Feb 2018


Yes + yes = OHSWEETJIMYES!
This Tweet links to @TrevorHalligan, whose wife bought a landscape painting from Goodwill Industries, and added a Trogdor made of Perler beads, burninating houses.
12 Feb 2018


Oh man, that is some serious sensemake right there, my friend.
This Tweet is a reply to @Dasyati, who replied to the Guitar Tweet, saying they call it a "Zhoop 3D" because it increases the Z-scale of the hoop 3D.
11 Feb 2018


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Limozeen vs. Bozar has gone GOLD! Congrats to Videlectrix for always being up to date on the latest handhelds and consoles! #worthwhilein2018

Video Transcript

{Cut to a WarioWare D.I.Y. screen with a stylus in front of it. There is a "Pause" button in the top-right corner and a bomb in the bottom-left. The screen shows outer space, with Limozeen's Space Machine on the left, and a giant Bozar on the right. The Space Machine moves up and down quickly, and Bozar moves up and down slowly. The text "Shoot Eyes!" appears briefly. The stylus taps twice, causing the Space Machine to shoot twice. The second shot hits Bozar's eyes, making his head turn red as the screen shakes. The bomb counts down "3, 2, 1" and explodes just as the video ends.}

Fun Facts

11 Feb 2018


Mod of the year. Can you please ragdoll physics drop him from a plane or crane or in front of a train?
This Tweet is a reply to @oofer_gang, who posted a Grand Theft Auto: Vice City mod featuring Homestar.

Fun Facts

  • Grand Theft Auto did not have ragdoll physics until IV, released six years later.
11 Feb 2018


Shutter? What speed? 1/8? 1/30? 1/250?! And what ISO are we talkin about here?!?
This Tweet is a reply to @Jae_X_16, who replied to Strong Bad's @homestarrunner reply, saying "I shutter at the thought" of the possible consequences of Strong Bad lacking verification.
10 Feb 2018


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Naw, Parchmenty was a few kingdoms over in the uppity, know-it-all realm of Frillscholar. From the Peasant's Quest novelization:
This Tweet is a reply to @filbypott, who replied to the previous linocut link asking about Parchmenty and its relation to Peasantry.

Image Transcript

PagFor untold ages, the chivalrous realm of
Pageantry had been at war with their adjacent
neighbor, the deplorable kingdom of Bigotry. Their
borderlands were a permanent battlefield and
those unfortunate peasants caught in the midst of
it all did their best to eke out an existence while
the war raged around them. Eventually, just before
the Age of Trogdor, the land on which the armies
fought became so ravaged and war-torn -and the
peasants that occupied it so smelly and
unattractive- that neither side would claim it.
Pageantry said the land was far too ugly and low
brow to be a part of their realm and Bigotry wanted
nothing to do with those "weak-kneed, weak-mead
quaffers". With no realm to call their own, the
peasants of the borderlands grumbled together a
meager government and began calling themselves
the kingdom of Peasantry.

10 Feb 2018


Lookit those On-Point Kings back there! Ready to hit up those back alley walls with tags like CH8-1, TWICEBUTT, and HEYBUBSGETKETCHUPFLAVOREDSNOWCONESBACKINSTOCK2018!
This Tweet is a reply to @CamStrikesBack, who made a concession stand for a Bubs figurine, with figurines of Homestar in front and Strong Bad and The Cheat in back.

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10 Feb 2018


Looks like the illuminated illustrations from the faded parchmenty works of Leomardbury Chauceinterviews! Such haunches!
This Tweet links to @CharlemagneSeb, who referred to their previous Trogdor linocut and posted one of a Cheataur playing The Cheatar.

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9 Feb 2018


Dunno who that @homestarrunner account is but it's not the real deal. Looks like it's run by a Grape Nuts twitterbot to me.
This Tweet is a reply to @klobo21, who had recently found out that @StrongBadActual and @homestarrunner were on Twitter.

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9 Feb 2018


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Look at these tropical breezes blow! #mariopaintthursday

Video Transcript

{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of The Cheat in Strong Badia at sunset. The Cheat's hair and the flag both blow in the wind. A Mario Paint rendition of the Strong Badia National Anthem plays.}

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8 Feb 2018


It's a custom 13-string. All high E's for maximum squealage. The human eye can't perceive them at this scale.
This Tweet is a reply to @richcox, who also noted the lack of strings on the guitar.
7 Feb 2018


This was a drawing lesson. If I have to spell out 'draw straight lines' for you, then you need to go back to my remedial courses: Skills of a Kid What Can Barely Hold A Crayon.
This Tweet is a reply to @bucketcapacity, who also noted the lack of strings on the guitar.
7 Feb 2018


It's a custom 13-string Les Gibsonez Exploding Consummate V. No way I could draw all those strings on there, man!
This Tweet is a reply to @teeiniowa, who noted the lack of strings on the guitar.
7 Feb 2018


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Learn to Zshoop 3D the Strong Bad Way with a new Skills of an Artist!

Video Transcript

See Guitar

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
7 Feb 2018


Sweet Puttin' Cakes for the Videlectrix Fhone Machine 4! It was great until they added per-pixel microtransactions. Cost $5.99 just to pick the color for your 4x4 pixel ball!
This Tweet is a reply to @aparrifan2016, who asked about the game in the Sweet Puttin' Cakes Tweet.
6 Feb 2018


Toothpicks woulda made that video even better!!
This Tweet is a reply to @abstractgrant, who replied to the previous reply, saying the sculpture had toothpicks inside.
4 Feb 2018


Why would you make this and NOT send me the accompanying video of a ravenous toddler devouring her?!
This Tweet is a reply to @abstractgrant, who posted a sculpture of Marzipan made out of marzipan.
4 Feb 2018


If the hype train is just replying to some rando on twitter, then it has already derailed.
This Tweet is a reply to @EmmaRoseFerrar2, who replied to the "Soon" reply, saying "all aboard hype train".
2 Feb 2018


OR I was clearly referring to Space Based Missile emails. Which I regularly harass both NORAD and DARPA with every six months.
This Tweet is a reply to @TylerSchmidt8, @kamartenn, and @LVL58Designs, who replied to the previous reply, discussing the misspelling of "sbemail".

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1 Feb 2018


So you want me to not do anything until there's a new sbmemail? Cool, talk to you in 6 months.
This Tweet is a reply to @LVL58Designs, who asked for more emails.
1 Feb 2018


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Mario Paint Thursdays?! New tradition? Or thing I'll totally forget about in two weeks?

Video Transcript

{A TV is shown playing a looping animation in Mario Paint of Homestar in The Field, with a smooth talking animation that has him repeatedly make an "ooh" shape with his mouth. The TV has "TeeBee" written on the side, and the top of the screen has a bar that reads "SPEED 10", along with a row of squares fading from yellow to red. The bottom of the screen has some icons.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Ooh, it's smooth-mouth Homestar! What am I sayin'? Froosh, swoosh, boosh, moosh... Naw, there's gotta be a sentence I can make with these vowel sounds. Let's see. {mostly monotone; trying to match his speech to smooth-mouth Homestar's} How—do—you—move—four—more—doors—to—your—dorm—room—Lou?

{The "SPEED" in the corner changes to 13 as a pink flyer appears:}

NEED
HELP!
Moving 4 more
doors to my
dorm room!
CONTACT LOU!
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HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, that's pretty good!

{The flyer disappears; a beep sounds, and the clip of smooth-mouth Homestar is rewound at high speed}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {rapidly} How-d'you-move-four-more-doors-t'your-dorm-room-Lou-how-d'you-move-to-dor— {quickly becomes unintelligible} —to-door-boom-maloom-baloom.

{Beep— the clip resumes playing normally; the "SPEED" changes back to 10}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {again matching his speech to the onscreen Homestar} Now—you—should—do—your—stew—home—work—Lou. {normally} Do your stew homework. Get in there, Lou!

{A "Stew Homework" paper is slapped onto the screen:}

Stew
Homework
  1. How many ingredients are
    needed to be a true stew?
  2. What are the 5 differences
    between a soup and a stew?
  3. Is chili a stew?
  4. When is it appropriate to use
    the phrase, "Baby, you got a
    stew going?"
  5. Make some stew. Make it good.
    Deliver to my house by dinner.

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1 Feb 2018

January

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I dunno about the rest of your progress report... but you get an 'E' in the 'Uses time wisely' column.
This Tweet is a reply to @DogGirlsonDrugs, who posted old drawn theories on typing with boxing gloves and holding items without visible arms.
30 Jan 2018


Whoa, maybe 'Dangeresque: The Long Buffet' is the gritty reboot the franchise needs! Pom Pom to direct!
This Tweet is a reply to @NewtonVerbatim, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying the long buffet is better than the short buffet or the Jimmy buffet.
30 Jan 2018


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The long buffet is calling?! Recently unearthed unused Dangeresque lyrics from the Strong Bad Sings sessions!

Image Transcript

so dangerous,
so dangerous
he fights the law, but
he also fights the crime
but not as much
dangeresque!

is dangeresque his
name? or is it just
what they call him
cause his shirt says
dangeresque? dangeresque!

cool glasses
cool glasses

that guy is dangeresque
the mighty oak has
fallen, the long buffet
is calling

Fun Facts

  • These are alternate lyrics to The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I. The new version is mostly the same, except:
    • The verse about his name has been replaced with a verse about Renaldo.
    • The "cool glasses" line has been moved to later.
    • "The long buffet is calling" has been replaced with "if the movies have taught me anything, he'll get the girl".
30 Jan 2018


Okay never mind.
This Tweet is a reply to @KidclassicsKc, who replied to the "Soon" reply, again asking "when".
30 Jan 2018


I don't even wanna see what unholy horror results when you open his 'mouth.'
This Tweet is a reply to @xArc_Knightx, who posted a picture of Homsar drawn on the side of a fist, with the thumb as Homsar's mouth.
30 Jan 2018


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Soon.
This Tweet is a reply to @KidclassicsKc, who asked when the next email will be made.

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30 Jan 2018


Oops. I meant 'such WONDERFUL jerks.'
This Tweet is a reply to @realHarperTurek, who replied to the Peasant's Quest video, warning Strong Bad to be nice to computer nerds for the sake of the wiki.
29 Jan 2018


I stole this clip from some streamdorker online. But I figure I invented Trogdor so technically this clip belongs to me. Don't worry. Your Strong Bad typing sound is safe and... um... sound.
This Tweet is a reply to @anthonypants, who noted that the typing sound in the previous video is different from the normal Strong Bad typing sound.
29 Jan 2018


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This is definitely my fav death from Peasant's Quest. Adventure game programmers are such jerks!

Video Transcript

{Cut to the "Outside mysterious cottage" screen from Peasant's Quest. The score is 2 out of 150. Rather Dashing walks up to the cottage. "move stone" is typed into the command bar, and the stone is moved.}

You slide the stone over to
reveal a little hole. If
only you could cut off your
arms, legs, and head you
might be able to squeeze
through!

{"cut off arms legs and head" is typed into the command bar.}

Very funny. You have
trouble cutting out coupons
in the weekly 'Peasant
Penny-Pincher' circular.
I'd like to see you try.

{"try" is typed into the command bar.}

Okay, fine. You try to cut
off your hard-earned
extremities. It doesn't
work. You dead. Thanks for
nothing.

{The Game Over screen is shown.}

29 Jan 2018


He refused to specify which!!
This Tweet is a reply to @lordneximilian, who replied to the "Human Infield Fly Rule" Tweet asking which were being inhaled, the hot dogs or the fans.
29 Jan 2018


Lemme know how this year's Pay Per Viewvor Series turns out! #nofreakout #noconfetti #nonothin #fornobody
This Tweet is a reply to @chelzie, who posted a picture of a Strong Bad poster being held by a fan at a World Wrestling Entertainment event.

Fun Facts

28 Jan 2018


I say execution be embraced in this instance!
This Tweet is a reply to @GenecoInheritor, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying that the joke was still clever despite its execution.
28 Jan 2018


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Okay, @hometimrunner here's photo(quite)graphic evidence of Strong Sad's failed baseball mascot 'The Human Infield Fly Rule.' The idea was that he'd douse unsuspecting fans' hot dogs with his 'enzyme' before inhaling them two at a time.
This Tweet, while not technically a reply, refers to Strong Bad's reply to @hometimrunner.
28 Jan 2018


I wouldn't recommend getting into Homestar Runner personally. Lately he's starting going, 'preciate ya,' at totally inappropriate times.
This Tweet is a reply to @GarrettEulett, who replied to @Enophano's Homestar Runner and Making Fiends mashup, saying he never got into Homestar Runner.
28 Jan 2018


In the one year that Strong Sad dabbled in being a baseball stats nerd, he tried to pitch himself as a mascot called "The Human Infield Fly Rule." He was half mutant fly, half baseball diagram. The world was not ready.
This Tweet is a reply to @hometimrunner, who linked to an Atlanta Braves Tweet counting down to the reveal of the new mascot, and compared the screen in said Tweet to Strong Bad's technology.

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28 Jan 2018


Oh man I heard a rumor that Limozeen guitarist Gary Palaroncini tried to have additional arms surgically attached to his knees so he could play that thing! Best he could do was pulleys and mannequins. Still got a mention in 'Fret Magic for the Practicing Musician' though.
This Tweet is a reply to @NealSilvester, who linked to a Tweet depicting a nine-necked guitar and asked to see the hardest chord ever played on it.

Fun Facts

28 Jan 2018


Yeah @netflix how come the Bloodied Tree Animals shorts are on your streamins but not my magic blend of obscure tech humor and portmanteaus?
This Tweet links to a Tweet by @sebville suggesting Strong Bad Emails on Netflix.

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24 Jan 2018


This is, what they call in the business, a sound educational idea.
This Tweet is a reply to @medievaliste, who had the idea of adding a Trogdor unit to her music class.
24 Jan 2018


You are one of the good ones.
This Tweet is a reply to @yourpaltrace, who replied to the previous Strong Badman Tweet, saying they still use the phrase "IN A BULDING..."
24 Jan 2018


Ja!
This Tweet is a reply to @DrewBrayshaw, who replied to the previous Strong Badman Tweet, asking Stiny to get a Danish insurance agent.
24 Jan 2018


Good thing I didn't VOIP into this comic! I woulda been even more bored outta my decorative gourd in your great aunt's front hallway that she bought at the old lady consignment store.
This Tweet is a reply to @GameAndWatch96, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying it could be a prequel to alternate universe's Strong Badman segment.
24 Jan 2018


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One more from an old notebook. Man, were these Strongbadman comics always so real estate humor focused?!

Image Transcript

{The comic is drawn on lined paper with pencil. Open to a building in a city. A silhouetted figure looks out of the window. Text in the corner reads "in a BuiLDING".}

{Cut to inside the apartment, where a human is talking to the silhouette, who is still looking outside the window}

LANDLORD: Its A 2 BEDROOM, 1 AND A HAlf BATH WITH ALL NeW...

{Cut to the silhouette turning around, revealing himself to be Strong Badman}

STRONG BADMAN: {in block letter text} I'LL TAKE IT!

{Cut to the landlord, covering his mouth with his hand}

LANDLORD: oh my! well don't you at least want to see.,

{Cut to Strong Badman, holding a ping pong ball and paddle}

STRONG BADMAN: ...this ping-pong ball hit you in the ear?

{Cut to Strong Badman hitting the ball with a "TAK" sound, which hits the landlord's ear with a "SMAK"}

STRONG BADMAN: YES!

LANDLORD: OW!

{Cut to Strong Badman laughing}

STRONG BADMAN: HA HA HA! Foolish mortal! how much is my security deposit?

LANDLORD: {offscreen} $750

{Cut to a close-up of Strong Badman}

STRONG BADMAN: good. NOW GET OUTTA MY NeW eViL LAiR

{Cut to the landlord leaving, with a question mark over his head, and Strong Badman facing him, silhouetted}

STRONG BADMAN: I mean apartment.

STRONG BADMAN: get outta my new evil apartment

{Cut to Strong Badman looking out the window again}

STRONG BADMAN: yes, yes. this is a perfect base from which i can strike out at, um... the ciTy we're in.

{Cut to Strong Badman peeking into an empty room}

STRONG BADMAN: secret lab in here

{Cut to Strong Badman's glove pointing to an empty corner}

STRONG BADMAN: foosball table over there

{Cut to Strong Badman}

STRONG BADMAN: very soon this moderately priced 5th-story walk-up will become..

{Cut to an extra wide panel with Strong Badman spreading his arms out}

STRONG BADMAN: ...2 BEDROOMS, 1 & A HALF BATHS OF DOOM!

{Cut to black}

Fun Facts

24 Jan 2018


Sometimes, only onetimes, the 'the' is silent.
This Tweet is a reply to @alienaishas, who replied to the "Cascading Cheat Sheets" Tweet, noting the lack of a "The".
23 Jan 2018


Fine I'll stop. Jerk.
This Tweet is a reply to @ProSonicInc, who replied to "The New Bubs" Tweet, asking if Strong Bad meant "help find more old drawings", along with a GIF of Mr. Meeseeks.
23 Jan 2018


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Some use CSS. I prefer CCS. Cascading Cheat Sheets.

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23 Jan 2018


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I found this old drawing. Please help.
22 Jan 2018


Um, that's a weird question. Do YOU plan on re-uploading yourself with higher quality? Like to reality? You know, better looking, more in shape, fatter bank?
This Tweet is a reply to @bmclaws2000, who asked about re-uploading the toons with higher audio quality.
21 Jan 2018


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Too late! She gone!
This Tweet is a reply to @soupdragon90, who replied to a Dragon Ball-related thread with a reference to the Baba Yaga from Strong Bad Gameways.
21 Jan 2018


I dunno, quotin' Homsar over pics of minors seems like a good way to get yourself banned or NSA red flagged maybe.
This Tweet is a reply to @trippie, who posted a picture of a child in packing peanuts accompanied by Homsar's line from Fan Costumes 2016.

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18 Jan 2018


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Um... Tron Day?
This Tweet is a reply to @lucashoal, who replied to @chocosune's link to Strong Bad's previous Trogday Tweet, misspelling "Trogday" as "Tron Day".

Fun Facts

15 Jan 2018


That's the glare from the burninating countryside/parking lot outside the windows. He scorched the place before making his big entrance.
This Tweet is a reply to @HuckleburyFlynn, who noted that the previous picture appeared to be daytime, despite Trogdor coming in the night.
15 Jan 2018


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Thanks to @BeerWildHeaven for letting burnination into their hearts and their brewery and to everybody who came out to celebrate Trogday! You guys are the coolest!

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet refers to the Trogday event at Wild Heaven Brewery in Georgia two days earlier.
15 Jan 2018


But what about T&C Surf Designs Wood and Water Rage?! I spent months convincing myself that wasn't a total piece of crap!
This Tweet is a reply to @vicfontaine47, who replied to Strong Bad's cheat code reply, reminding Strong Bad about the "LJN Code", which involves throwing away the cartridge.

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14 Jan 2018


Argon Beam Coagulators have been my weapon of choice for years!! I was like the boogeyman for young splenic hemorrhages! "Go to sleep, little hemorrhage. Or Strong Bad will get you with his ABC!" they'd say!
This Tweet is a reply to @colinjparedes, who linked to an National Public Radio Tweet about a surgeon using an argon bean coagulator to mark organs with "SB".
14 Jan 2018


I say we do the entire catalog! Videlectrix Collectrix Volumes 1-5!!
This Tweet is a reply to @roachyman, who suggested a port of TROGDOR! and Stinkoman 20X6 to the Nintendo Switch.
14 Jan 2018


Whoa! Looks like you used the Konami, Data East, Jaleco, KOEI, Tengen, and VIC TOKAI codes all at once!!
This Tweet is a reply to @advazquez93's reply to the HTML TROGDOR! Tweet, an image of the final screen of TROGDOR! showing a high amount of extra mans.
13 Jan 2018


Casiotone CT-405 baby!
This Tweet is a reply to @connorclang's reply to the HTML TROGDOR! Tweet, asking if the sound effects were recorded on an old Yamaha keyboard.

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12 Jan 2018


Baby steps, my friend! Peasant baby steps.
This Tweet is a reply to @MagiKoopa24, who linked to the previous Tweet, asking where Peasant's Quest was.
12 Jan 2018


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We finally lubed up Trogdor's beefy arm with Hypertext Markup Lotion! Play the arcade classic in any browser, on any device, all without Flash!

Happy Freakin' Trogday Everybody!

http://homestarrunner.com/trogdor-canvas ...

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
  • This Tweet announces the HTML version of TROGDOR!.
  • Hypertext Markup Lotion is from Flash is Dead!.
12 Jan 2018


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Aww! Bummed you can't make it! Feel free to make your own janky version at home!
This Tweet is a reply to @_tgjessie's reply to the previous Trogday Tweet, saying that the United States is too far away.
12 Jan 2018


You make me smile too, @workshopcraft. As much as a weird rectangle of flesh can smile, that is.
This Tweet is a reply to @workshopcraft and @Graphoniac. @Graphoniac asked who makes you smile when you see their name, and @Graphoniac responded with a list of names, including @StrongBadActual.
12 Jan 2018


I tried to explain that to Strong Mad through the closet door but now he just keeps screaming "PHYLUM" over and over. Thx for tryin, tho.
This Tweet is a reply to @ChrisDPiazza's reply to Strong Bad's previous reply, saying some paleontologists refer to Dromiceiomimus as a Struthiomimus, but others keep the original genus.

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12 Jan 2018


Strong Mad heard those were declared a 'nomen dubium' and now he won't come out of his closet! Is it true?! Is it dubious?!
This Tweet is a reply to @ChrisDPiazza's Tweet, saying he can't not say Dromiceiomimus in Strong Bad's voice, referencing his quote in Jibblies 2 when referring to Poodonkis.

Fun Facts

  • A nomen dubium ("doubtful name") is a scientific name that is of unknown or doubtful application.
  • Strong Mad's closet is where Poodonkis is kept.
12 Jan 2018


Don't encourage Coach Z! He calls this whole week 'Dingler Days' and you don't even wanna know how he 'celebrates.'
This Tweet is a reply to @DrewBrayshaw's reply to the previous Tweet, wishing everyone a happy Wormdinglerday.
12 Jan 2018


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Don't forget to come raise a glass in tribute to the Burninator at @BeerWildHeaven (aka the Hot Jones Factory!) tomorrow Jan 13th from 1-3pm! The washed up actor that played Rather Dashing will be there and maybe puppets too!

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10 Jan 2018


No loafing! No personal calls! The break room fridge smells like undead cabbage! Where's the little spray thingy for the whiteboard?!!
This Tweet is a reply to @herrfettgesicht's Tweet, saying his productivity increased because of the Strong Bad drawing on his whiteboard.

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12 Jan 2018


This guy says he did this with his frat brothers. They look like the proud men of Gregga Gregga Gregga to me. Those Tri-Gregs sure know how to party!
This Tweet links to @TheSecretFrog's Tweet that was previously replied to.

Fun Facts

  • This is an appearance of the name Greg. "Tri-Gregs" may be a reference to the four Gregs.
12 Jan 2018


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Whoa! YES! That totally sounds like what the Keepers of Trogdor chant at their black masses/buffet and swap meet!
This Tweet is a reply to @TheSecretFrog's reply to the previous Tweet, linking to an a cappella performance he did with his fraternity brothers.

Fun Facts

11 Jan 2018


Why wasn't I told about this?! How did I miss it?! This is amazing-- I can't beli-- I jus-- Chiggidaba-- PIZZAS FOR ALL!!
This Tweet links to @Rostbarth's Tweet, which links to an orchestrated version of TROGDOR from 2014.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's stuttering is the same as his reaction to The Cheat's music video in Everybody to the Limit.
    • Like Everybody to the Limit, this Tweet also mentions pizzas.
11 Jan 2018


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Check out this old car stereo ad from 2004! For real! Are removable faceplates still a thing?
11 Jan 2018


'Faceinhole!' THAT's what you call those! I'd just been sayin 'weird carnival cutout.'
This Tweet is a reply to @BeerWildHeaven's Tweet announcing the Trogday event, referring to the cutout as a "faceinhole".

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad refers to it as a "weird carnival cutout" in a previous Tweet.
10 Jan 2018


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Look like Cheatpups. With tails.
This Tweet is a reply to @JaniStrzepek, who linked to @wellwhynot20's drawing of yellow leopard geckos, and referred to them as The Cheats.

Fun Facts

  • That is the Sketchbook sketch from December 30, 2004, "eww. a litter of cheatpups."
    • The image posted is the same image uploaded to the Homestar Runner Wiki.
10 Jan 2018


You have been mistaken all these years my friend! Watch the sbemail. Those are a little detail that comes BEFORE the v's get consummate! Those are, in fact, regimented U's.
This Tweet is a reply to @zachlubarsky, who replied to Strong Bad's previous reply to him, saying the consummate V's are supposed to be on Trogdor's chest (referring to his scales).

Fun Facts

10 Jan 2018


🎵Burninating the fisher price jungle-themed baby jumper, burninating your thigh hairs...🎶
This Tweet is a reply to @CoolStoryChriss, who posted a Trogdor tattoo for Trogday. The baby jumper Strong Bad mentions is seen in the background of the image.
10 Jan 2018


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That's the only way we operate!
This Tweet is a reply to @Hypernukeleosis, who replied to the Trogday Tweet, saying there were no January or Saturday events listed on Wild Heaven Brewery's website, asking if it was a shady, back-alley event, operated behind the bushes until the cops show up.

Fun Facts

10 Jan 2018


No need! The weird carnival cutout thing does it for you!
This Tweet is a reply to @Brian_Lutz, who replied to the Trogday Tweet, asking if you have to look like a peasant, smell like a peasant, and be on fire like a peasant, referencing the three tasks in Peasant's Quest.
10 Jan 2018


In his teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows where they've always been, man! Where have YOU been putting consummate v's?!
This Tweet is a reply to @zachlubarsky, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking where Trogdor's consummate V's are.

Fun Facts

  • "Teeth, spinedies, and angry eyebrows" are the three things Strong Bad uses consumate V's to draw in dragon.
10 Jan 2018


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ATL fans! In honor of Trogdor's 15th Trogday, come out to the Wild Heaven Brewery (@BeerWildHeaven) in Avondale Estates this Saturday from 1-3pm! Have some cold ones and BECOME the burninator's beefy arm or his flaming peasant victim!

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10 Jan 2018


All-a-ways!
This Tweet is a reply to @SpaceBoarderBen, who asked if The Brothers Chaps were still taking in Tweets for Strong Bad Emails.
9 Jan 2018


Yes! Anyone who still wants new main pages in 2018 gets an automatic yes! Priorities!!
This Tweet is a reply to @ashley_wool, who suggested a Characters from Yonder Website main page.
8 Jan 2018


I'd call that an 'improvement.' Not a 'problem.'
This Tweet is a reply to @ItsSkullhood, who found a problem with their Homestar Runner screensaver; Homestar's head was missing.
7 Jan 2018


THE LEGEND CONCLUTES!
This Tweet is a reply to @cvmikep, who linked to Strong Bad's Level 10 Tweet, saying "THE LEGEND CONTINUTES", in reference to the "CONTINUTE" button on the game's title screen.

Fun Facts

  • The Level 10 trailer ended with "TO BE CONCLUDED..."
6 Jan 2018


Total! We just need to find experts in porting 'games that look like they were from an obsolete console and were played in a now-obsolete player' to a 'current console that plays games that look like they are from an obsolete console'. Simple!
This Tweet is a reply to @Thorn_90 and @TheAnimatedGuy. @Thorn_90 replied to Strong Bad's Level 10 Tweet, asking to get the game on Nintendo Switch, and @TheAnimatedGuy replied, asking for an entire Videlectrix collection on the Switch.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad uses "total" in place of "totally".
6 Jan 2018


Same here! I totally suck at it! Mebbe we get them to make you jump higher! Or give you more mans! Or start where you just died 'steada starting over! I mean, the crap, right?!
This Tweet is a reply to @JimmyDonagee, who linked to Strong Bad's Level 10 Tweet, saying that he couldn't even get past Level 1.2.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad says mans, which is the term for "lives" used in the game.
6 Jan 2018


What if they forgort to port!!
This Tweet is a reply to @pocketsfluff, who linked to Strong Bad's Level 10 Tweet, saying that Stinkoman 20X6 should be ported to the Shovel Knight engine.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad quotes Coach Z's line from mini-golf.
6 Jan 2018


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In honor of Stinkoman's 15th birthday today, Videlectrix has decided to throw down the 8-bit gauntlet (to themselves I guess?)!

Video Transcript

{Cut to Stinkoman, silhouetted, standing at the entrance to the castle. Stinkoman 20X6-like music plays. The camera pans up to show all of the castle. When it reaches the top, the sky darkens and lightning strikes repeatedly along with thunder. The lightning flashes and cuts to a close-up Stinkoman with his eyes closed.}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} ZZZ...MMMM. STUMMY FULLA {cut to full view of the castle} PRAWNS...ZZZ... {lightning strikes twice}

{Cut to the shadowy figure in his lair}

SHADOWY FIGURE: {subtitled} UM. IS HE EVER GOING TO COME INSIDE?

{Pan right to 1-Up and Pan Pan. 1-Up has a long yellow beard and hair under his hat. The music abruptly stops.}

1-UP: {subtitled} I GREW A PRODIGIOUS BEARD! {closes his eyes as the beard shines}

{Small Pan Pan-like creatures appear from under Pan Pan. The music plays again.}

1-UP: {subtitled} AND PANPAN HAD A HUNDRED BABIES.

SHADOWY FIGURE: {subtitled} EWWW!

{Cut to Stinkoman}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} {head nodding off} ZZZ...

{Lightning flash as his head returns upright and he opens his eyes. The music stops again.}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} {flicking his head backwards twice in a manner similar to Homestar Runner, with audible sound effects} HUH-WHA?

{Mushroom clouds appear around his head and he closes his eyes. The Level 1 music begins.}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} OH NO! I FEEL ASLEEP!

{The mushroom clouds disappear and he opens his eyes.}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} I SHOULD PROBABLY START HEADING INTO THAT FORTRESS

{Cut to Stinkoman in his double deuce pose against a fadey blue background, surrounded by moving white lines}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!!

{Cut to Stinkoman, silhouetted, standing at the entrance, similar to the start of the video. The music stops again.}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} COMIN' UP HERE...

{Cut to a full view of the castle. Pause.}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} PRETTY SOON.

{Cut to a dark gray screen. The Level 1 music plays as white text appears. The first line appears letter by letter, similar to the subtitles, and the rest of the text fades in all at once.}

TO BE CONCLUDED...

STINKOMAN 20X6 LEVEL 10
COMING IN 2018 TO A
FLASH PLAYER FROM 2005.

{Stinkoman's sprite runs from the right side of the screen to the center, running in place as he is slowly silhouetted. The music fades out.}

STINKOMAN: {jumping in the air; unsubtitled} 20X6!

Fun Facts

6 Jan 2018


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I take it all back!! I shoulda drawn THIS draccus! The chubcus! You could climb up his belly rolls like a ladder!

Fun Facts

  • This is another alternate drawing for the Draccus Skills of an Artist. The original drawing can be seen in the upper-right corner of the image.
  • Chubcus is a portmanteau of draccus and chubby.
5 Jan 2018


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Cool to see the FHQ mention in @xkcdComic but count me out! You guys know what that airport is like...

Image Transcript

Welcome To
FHQWHGADS
Int'l AiRPORT!
North Parking Lot:
North PaTO THE LIMIT!
South Parking Lot:
North PaTO THE LIMIT!
Security Wait Time:
North PaTO THE LIMIT!

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet refers to that day's xkcd comic, listing "FHQ" for "Fhqwhgads" in a list of parody airport abbreviations.
  • "Airport" is spelled with a lowercase i in the image.
  • "TO THE LIMIT!" refers to the music video based on Fhqwhgads, Everybody to the Limit.
3 Jan 2018
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