8-Bit is Enough Responses
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Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from 8-Bit Is Enough.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
[edit] Locations
- 8-Bit is Enough Responses (House of Strong)
- 8-Bit is Enough Responses (The Field)
- 8-Bit is Enough Responses (Crates)
- 8-Bit is Enough Responses (Videlectrix Mainframe)
- 8-Bit is Enough Responses (Gel-Arshie's Backstage)
- 8-Bit is Enough Responses (Halfathlon)
- 8-Bit is Enough Responses (Stinkoman 20X6)
- 8-Bit is Enough Responses (Peasantry)
[edit] Error and Item Messages
[edit] General Messages
- STRONG BAD: Uhhh... no.
- STRONG BAD: Nah.
- STRONG BAD: No. Way.
- STRONG BAD: Nope.
- STRONG BAD: That won't do anything interesting.
[edit] ???
- STRONG BAD: Whatever the heck those are, they don't seem to work with that.
[edit] 8-Bit Key
- STRONG BAD: I don't think this key's gonna open anything, except maybe a 200 year old door.
[edit] 8-Bit Lantern
- STRONG BAD: Even if I wanted to shine a light on that, I'm pretty sure this crummy 2D pixel lantern would be absolutely useless.
[edit] 8-Bit Quill Pen
- STRONG BAD: That doesn't need my signature.
[edit] 8-Bit Teabag
- STRONG BAD: I don't think that's how you make tea.
[edit] Algebros
- STRONG BAD: The Algebros are only good at math. And not really that good at math either.
[edit] Boxer Joe
- STRONG BAD: All right, Snake Boxer. Do your stuff!
- SNAKE BOXER: {on-screen caption} ...
- STRONG BAD: Why won't he hit that?
- HOMESTAR: {pops up} Guy's got a thing for snakes, Strong Bad. Don't ask him about it; he gets real quiet and does that thousand-yard stare. {vanishes}
- STRONG BAD: Oh yeah.
- STRONG BAD: He won't go for it. Snake Boxer may only do one thing, but he's the best at it.
[edit] Cell Phone
- {When using it indoors}
- STRONG BAD: {annoyed} No signal? You'd think a cell phone this giant'd have a better antenna. I better wait until I'm in a wide open space. {puts the phone away}
[edit] Key
- STRONG BAD: This key only works on the door to my Trogdor machine... and maybe any other Trogdor... doors.
[edit] Light Musket
- {When using it in Redcoat Ghost Patrol for the first time}
- STRONG BAD: Eat photons, limey ghosts!
[edit] Limozeen's Bus
- STRONG BAD: Yo, Limozeen, I got something to beam up here!
- LARRY PALARONCINI: {voiceover} Whoa, Strong Bad! The Space Machine only beams up the babes!
[edit] Medkit
- STRONG BAD: That doesn't need healing.
[edit] Mista Fixit
- STRONG BAD: I don't think Mista Fixit can fix it.
[edit] Peasant
- STRONG BAD: I'd better not... Trogdor can smell a peasant at, like, 20 furlongs away!
[edit] Putchnya Shotski
- STRONG BAD: Hey, Red Square! Err, Blue Square.
- STRONG MAD: {off-screen} ETO NE SHOT PUT!
[edit] Quarter
- STRONG BAD: I don't want to get Homestar's digestive juices all over that.
[edit] Quest Thingie
- STRONG BAD: I don't think this ridiculous quest item is gonna be of any use to anyone but Strong Sad.
[edit] Rather Dashing
- STRONG BAD: Up and at 'em, short pants!
- RATHER DASHING: {text displayed} That be not a princess! I only rescueth printhetheth... err, princesses!
[edit] Scorpion Food
- STRONG BAD: I don't think they'll want that.
[edit] Snakes
- STRONG BAD: I better not use my snakes here. They could slither away.
[edit] Space Circus Bear
- STRONG BAD: I can't send the performing bear out into the wild for no reason! When he's ready to leave, I'll know.
[edit] TrogSword
- STRONG BAD: The TrogSword won't work on anything but the Trogdor...'d.
[edit] Trophy
- STRONG BAD: I better keep this trophy for someone who needs it.
[edit] Taking photos with ghosts
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: What the? What's that ghost doing in my picture? And that box wasn't there before! Man, this is seriously giving me the j-j-j-jibblies.
- STRONG BAD: Another ghost in the frame?
[edit] Main Menu
- {When opening the menu}
- STRONG BAD: I'm in the middle of something, The Cheat. You do it this time.
- {The Cheat nods.}
[edit] New Game
- THE CHEAT: {waves both hands in the air while making The Cheat noises}
- THE CHEAT: {raises one arm in the air while making The Cheat noises}
[edit] Save/Load
- THE CHEAT: {proudly raises his right arm in the air while making The Cheat noises}
- THE CHEAT: {nods while making The Cheat noises}
[edit] Settings
- THE CHEAT: {looks up while making confused The Cheat noises}
- THE CHEAT: {moody The Cheat noises}
[edit] Quit it
- {Trogdor pops out from behind the couch, trying to distract Strong Bad and The Cheat.}
- STRONG BAD: {unamused} Quit it!
[edit] Map
[edit] Gel-Arshie's Backstage
- STRONG BAD: I better find a place for the Gel-Arshie game on here, so I know to avoid it.
[edit] Peasantry Inn
- STRONG BAD: Now I've gotta find a place for the Peasantry Inn on my map.
[edit] Peasantry Forest
- STRONG BAD: After all this time I can finally put Peasantry on my map! But where should it go?
[edit] Stinkoman 20X6
- STRONG BAD: It's gonna be a challenge, but there's got to be room for Stinkoman 20X6 somewhere on here.
[edit] Trogdor Machine
- STRONG BAD: I better write down where my Trogdor machine ran off to on my map, so I don't forget.
[edit] Videlectrix Halfathlon
- STRONG BAD: Hmm, where should I put the Videlectrix Halfathlon on my map?
[edit] Hints
- {Before talking to Strong Sad about the Trogdor machine}
- STRONG BAD: Strong Sad must know where the Trogdor machine went. Or at least I can hear him cry about getting beaten up by it. That should be good for a laugh.
- {Before attempting to open the Trogdor cabinet the first time}
- STRONG BAD: The only way I'm gonna get to play my TROGDOR! game again is to use this case key to open up the cabinet.
- {Before acquiring the Metal Detector}
- STRONG BAD: I've got to get back to my room. I'm expecting that photo crew from "Filthy Living" magazine to show up any second.
- {Before recovering Homestar's quarter}
- STRONG BAD: Homestar's so stupid, he's probably standing on his lucky quarter and doesn't realize it.
- {Before recovering Homestar's phone}
- STRONG BAD: I better call my agent and see how "Dangeresque 3" is doing at the box office. Now where did I put Homestar's cell phone when I stole it?
- {After calling Videlectrix for the logic board}
- STRONG BAD: The Videlectrix guys said they'd drop off my package near Bubs' Concession Stand.
- {Before entering the game cabinet}
- HOMESTAR: {pep talking} Are you gonna let that dragon walk all over you like that, or are you gonna get inside that video game and take him out?
- STRONG BAD: I'm still deciding!
- {Before successfully opening a crate}
- HOMESTAR: Man, I'm dying to know what's inside those crates. Can't you get a crowbar, or find some way to punch 'em open?
- {After opening one crate, but not the second one}
- HOMESTAR: Yeah, hang on, I'll ask him. Hey, Strong Bad, we need some more snakes in here. Don't ask. Could you just like, pack 'em up in a crate or something and send them to us?
- {Before obtaining the Light Musket}
- HOMESTAR: You're gonna need some kind of weapon if you want to kill a big old dragon like Trogdor.
- HOMESTAR: Man, Marzipan's been throwing those crates around like they're goin' out of style! I wonder where they're all going?
- {Before entering Peasantry}
- HOMESTAR: Hey, SB, I hear those guys in that Peasant's Quest game have a lot of XP killing dragons. Just an FYI from the HSR.
- {While the House of Strong is haunted}
- HOMESTAR: Have you checked your baby brother's room? The ghosts are coming from inside the house!
- HOMESTAR: Whenever I get too scared, I like to go downstairs and turn on the TV. And then hide under the couch.
- {After the ghost sprites leave the House of Strong}
- HOMESTAR: {pops up} Now you know what that Paul Revere guy looks like, solving that code wheel should be no problem! {vanishes}
- {After gaining Gel-Arshie}
- HOMESTAR: {pops up} I'm glad that Gel-Arshie guy is stuck in his own game. I don't like the way his brain is right there, starin' at you, goin' "THINK! THIIINK!" {vanishes}
- {Before giving The Poopsmith what he wants}
- HOMESTAR: Strong Bad, aren't you supposed to be finding a bunch of grapes or something for the Poopsmith?
- STRONG BAD: He didn't want grapes, he needed rivets.
- HOMESTAR: Oh, is THAT what those were? I thought it was grapes.
- {Before the Limozeen Space Machine joins your party}
- HOMESTAR: {pops up} When you get the Limozeen Space Machine fixed, make sure he checks the wiper fluid. That's very important! Plus I got a coupon. {vanishes}
- {Before rescuing Bubs from Marzipan}
- HOMESTAR: {pops up} I'm only telling you this 'cuz you're my best friend—
- STRONG BAD: {interrupts} No I'm not.
- HOMESTAR: —but I think Marzipan's on the Total Load. A little broomstick like her shouldn't be able to throw that far. {vanishes}
- {Before speaking to Strong Sad}
- HOMESTAR: {pops up} They say Trogdor's Lair is behind some pass through the mountains. Have you seen anything like that? {vanishes}
- {While at the Peasantry Inn area but before talking to Strong Sad}
- HOMESTAR: {pops up} Oh! Oh! I remember this game! Don't you have to talk to the guy who's guarding the path to where Trogdor hides out? {vanishes}
- {Before going to Stinkoman 20X6}
- HOMESTAR: {pops up} I'm just goin' over some of my favorite classic hremails. "Dear Homestar, what would you look like as a Japanese cartoon? And what would it be about?"
- STRONG BAD: {annoyed} Hey, shut up! That's MY sbemail! {Homestar vanishes.}
- {While inside Stinkoman 20X6}
- HOMESTAR: {pops up} This game is too slow, Strong Bad! Faster! FASTER! {vanishes}
- HOMESTAR: {pops up} Still no sign of that TrogSword, SB, but I'm keepin' an eye out for it! {vanishes}
- Before talking to the Stinkoman 20X6 enemies}
- HOMESTAR: Being in the video game really makes you appreciate what the level one monsters have to go through. Let's hear it for the level one monsters!
- HOMESTAR: Hey Strong Bad, which Stinkoman bad guy do you think is the dreamiest? Most days I think it's Postlethwaite, but there's just something about Browntant.
- {Before completing the stage repairs at Stinkoman 20X6}
- HOMESTAR: {pops up} This game's all broken and buggy. They should get somebody in here to fix it. {vanishes}
- HOMESTAR: {jumping} Whee! Whee! Whe- oh, sorry, Strong Bad. I forgot you can't jump.
- {After the TrogSword has been acquired}
- HOMESTAR: Uh, isn't Trogdor's lair back in Peasantry?
- {If the player is going through the Hallways of Trogdor's Lair without using party members to defeat enemies}
- HOMESTAR: {pops up, annoyed} What a rip-off! What was the point of picking up all that stuff in your inventory if you can't use it in a shootin' game? {vanishes}
- {Before exposing Ultimate Trogdor's weak spots}
- HOMESTAR: Your weapons aren't working, Strong Bad. Maybe you can give him the creeps until he runs away.
- {After exposing Ultimate Trogdor's weak spots}
- HOMESTAR: Trogdor must have more weak spots hidden all over!
- {After defeating Ultimate Trogdor}
- HOMESTAR: {half-heartedly} We better get out of here before the roof caves in! If only we had a way to unlock that giant lock!
[edit] Cheat Commandos Topplegangers Traction Figures
[edit] Swampslash
- STRONG BAD: No way! It's a limited-edition unreleased Cheat Commandos action figure! I don't believe it. This one is Swampslash, leader of the shady mercenary commando biker gang and book club, the Topplegangers.
[edit] Dryghost
- STRONG BAD: Another unreleased Cheat Commandos figure! This one is Dryghost, the Topplegangers' bad-seed second-in-command! And he's still in the package! I'm gonna be SO rich!
[edit] Subtlefuge
- STRONG BAD: All right! It's Subtlefuge, easily the manliest and most mysterious of the Topplegangers! And Crackotage's evil twin! Is he a good guy? Is he a bad guy? With that kind of chest hair, does it even matter?
[edit] Fudgeclank
- STRONG BAD: {excited} This... cannot... be happening. It's a brand new figure for Fudgeclank, the Topplegangers' "wild card". They only made like a dozen of these before they had to do a recall for what they referred to as "Irresponsible Causation of Nightmares and Subsequent Wet Beds". I heard that if you combine the packages for all four Topplegangers, it makes the Deluxe Submarine Junkyard Playset! I gotta get back to my room and see if it works!
[edit] Good Graphicketeers Cards
- {After obtaining all four}
- STRONG BAD: {excited} Oh, boy! Now that I've got all four of the Good Graphicketeers cards, I can put them together to form... {The cards come together on screen and flip over to their backs to reveal a bigger picture; Strong Bad isn't amused.} ...a picture of a stick of gum.
[edit] 100% Completion
- STRONG BAD: {surprised} Videlectrix is giving away unlicenced me shirts? {The Strong Bad shirt item appears on screen.} I gotta talk to my made-up lawyer about this. {The shirt leaves the screen.} Would've been cooler if I was wearing a shirt with me on it, and then that one was wearing a shirt with me on it... {speaks in a grittier tone} ...and then that one was wearing a shirt with me on it... {mumbles}
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