2 years

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Strong Badia in two years

Strong Bad Email #85

E. Fullmer asks Strong Bad what Strong Badia will be like in approximately 2 years.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Coach Z, Strong Sad, The Cheat (easter egg), Strong Mad (easter egg)



STRONG BAD: Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro!

{Reading email}

Strong Bad,
I am going on a long trip and won't be
able to check out "Homestar Runner's
Website" for a long time. What do you
think the greatest advancement for
Strong Badia will be in the next 2

Your Main Man,
E. Fullmer

{Strong Bad says "Homestar has a website?" after reading "Homestar Runner's Website"}

STRONG BAD: {not typing} umm, Endiment. {typing} Hang on Endiment. Just for the record, my main man is, and has been since 1987, Van Mundegaarde. And don't you forget it! {not typing, a little picture of Strong Bad with a note from Strong Bad to Van comes down} Oh Van, the times we shared. {typing} Well as you know, Endy, Strongbadia is on the cutting edge of the future. I can easily predict that the population will have tripled in two years.

{Cut to Strong Badia}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} So by then it will be population: tire and... bundt cake pan

{A bundt cake pan appears out of nowhere. The sign changes its population list accordingly}

STRONG BAD:...and Coach Z.

{Coach Z appears behind the fence, facing away from the camera. The sign changes its population list accordingly again.}

COACH Z: I'm takin' a leak!

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I also have some good news for you single ladies out there. The cinder block is going to break up with the sign.

{The cinderblock and sign are seperated, and a letter from the cinder block to the sign appears on-screen}

CINDER BLOCK: Dear Stop Sign, you are a stop sign and I am a cinder block.

{The letter disappears}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Ooh! And we will also have developed a world class hole.

{A hole appears in the ground}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And by then, hopefully the Cheat will have finished that mural I commissioned him to paint on the fence

{A mural of the words "FIREWORKS or die" appears on the fence}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} ...like a freakin' year ago. Slowby. Oh yeah and the tire will have definitely won the title.

(A belt appears on the tire and an invisible crowd cheers.)

STRONG BAD: And finally, Strong Sad will have actually succeeded in becoming more whiny.

{Strong Sad appears out of nowhere}

STRONG SAD: {pouty voice} I don't like food anymore!

{Cut back to the Compy}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Augh! So annoying. Oh, that reminds me. I should probably go let Strong Sad outta the dryer. He's been in there since breakfast.

{The Paper comes down. After about 10 seconds, Strong Bad gets up. Cut to the dryer. Strong Bad opens it, and discovers a dizzy, fluffy The Cheat}

STRONG BAD: What the-? The Cheat?! Where the crap did I leave Strong Sad?

{Cut to the King of Town's grill. It's closed, but we can hear Strong Sad's voice from within}

STRONG SAD: Uh, hello? Can anybody hear me? The Cheat has a really nice place in here. And none of his shirts fit me.

Easter Eggs

  • You can click on the words "Homestar's website" to see a quick peek at Homestar's crappy website.
  • Be sure to wait a bit at the end to find out what happened to Strong Sad and The Cheat.
  • After you wait and see what happened to Strong Sad, you can click on the reflection of Strong Bad's Blue Diamond to see the advertisement for the "Rematch" between Strong Mad and the Tire.

Fun Facts

  • The music that plays when the Cinderblock's note is displayed is the same music that played in A Decemberween Pageant when Marzipan was talking to The Cheat(right after Strong Bad had said, "There's a squid.").
  • E. Fullmer's first initial could possibly really stand for "Elder" Fullmer, indicating that he is about to become an LDS missionary. This could explain why he will be going on a two-year trip and will not be able to check the website for two years, as that is how long LDS missionaries serve, and they are not allowed to use the Internet during that time.
  • The No Loafing sign can be seen when Strong Bad finds the Cheat in the dryer, which suggests that Strong Bad might have more than one.
  • Strong Sad in the barbecue is a reference to Where's the Cheat?
  • According to this email, Strong Sad is a resident of Strong Badia.
  • This email was released in September 2003, so keep waiting for advancements!

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