Trogdor Was A Man
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A Powered by The Cheat video for a song from a '70s commercial for a board game.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Trogdor, Strong Sad, The Cheat, The Dancing Brothers,
Places: The Cheat's Computer Room
Date: Thursday, September 13th 2018
Running Time: 2.17
Page Title: Trogdor Musk - For Dragon Men
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Transcript
{A shirt with a Coca-Cola resembling shirt that says "When the Seventies" appears}
POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: When the seventies there was—
{The shirt merges to the Trogdor board game}
POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: —a commercial for board game.
{Board game box opens with Trogdor, 2 knights, 2 peasents, and a few cards}
POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: It was a terrible song—
{Fire flies away and a vinyl record appears}
POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: —of Trogdor. They made seven inches—
{zooms out into Powered By The Cheat Strong Sad holding the record}
POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: —but even Strong Sad thought it was not ver—
{Cuts to Strong Bad's head on The Cheat's computer}
POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: So The Cheat made a video. Does this sound like Strong Bad at all?
{Cuts to a plug that says The Pow-uh Surge, zooms into Peasentry}
SINGERS: Trogdor was a man.
Trogdor was a DRAGON Man.
Trogdor was a man.
Trogdor was a DRAGON Man.
And he was burninating, burninating, burninating the countryside!
Trogdor was a man. (S, more different S)
Trogdor was a DRAGON Man. (S, more different S)
(S, more differant S) (Whispering into the '70s)
And he was burninating, burninating, burninating the countryside!
Trogdor was a man. (Consemate, Consemate)
Trogdor was a DRAGON Man. (Consemate, Consemate)
Consemate, Consemate
Consemate V's
Maybe he was just a dragon.
Maybe he was just a dragon.
Maybe he was just a dragon.
Well, he was still Trogdor.
And the Trogdor comes in THE NIGHT!
{Cuts to Strong Sad and The Cheat at The Cheat's computer desk}
STRONG SAD: I don't know The Cheat there are a lot of inaccuracies present.
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
STRONG SAD: Well for starters, Trogdor wasn't even around in the '70s. Strong Bad made him in the early 2000s {pronounces the "a" in "thousand"}.
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
STRONG SAD: And what was going on with depiction of me? And that creepy bony spine.
POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD: The Lusitania is my favorite boat.
STRONG SAD: No way. Everybody knows I'm a Mauritania man.
POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD: My boat is not your boat!
STRONG SAD: Whoa, stop that!
POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD: This is all gonna be about boats now.
STRONG SAD: Oh, that's a terrible idea!
POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD: My boat take—
STRONG SAD: {interrupts} That's it! I'm going to the chiropractor!
{Strong Sad walks away}
STRONG SAD: Got me all self-conscious!
POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD: Don't you like boats?
Fun Facts
Trivia
- The Monosodium Dreams has been replaced by a newer computer parodying the newer Intel-based iMacs.
Inside References
- This song is meant to be a '70s Disco version of the Trogdor song, which, in turn, makes it a reference to email dragon.
- Powered by The Cheat Strong Sad says "boat take", a term previously seen in environment.
Real-World References
- The Lusitania was a British ocean liner and briefly the world's largest passenger ship. The ship was sunk on 7 May 1915 by a German U-boat 11 mi off the southern coast of Ireland.
- The Mauretania was an ocean liner designed by Leonard Peskett and built by Wigham Richardson & Swan Hunter for the British Cunard Line, and launched on the afternoon of 20 September 1906.
- Lusitania and Mauretania were also provinces of the Roman Empire.
See Also
- The visuals that occur during the music video.
