Subtitles:kingcomment/fr

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<line start="20" end="72" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Euh, salut et bienvenue au DVD du Roi de la Ville édition spéciale.</line>
<line start="73" end="150" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Je suis votre hôte, le fils numéro un de l’Amérique et joli-cœur de toutes les filles, Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="151" end="199" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Vous vous demandez probablement pourquoi je fais les commentaires de ce cartoon;</line>
<line start="200" end="240" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">C’est parce que ils ne m’ont pas mis dans ce foutu cartoon,</line>
<line start="240" end="279" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">alors, le moins qu’ils puissent faire c’est me laisser m’en moquer.</line>
<line start="280" end="305" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Alors, euh, commençons.</line>
<line start="306" end="349" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">OK, ce mec n’a pas sa place le monde des cartoons.</line>
<line start="350" end="386" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ce que je sais, c’est qu’il est le personnage le moins aimé de tous,</line>
<line start="387" end="421" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Et je ne comprends comment il a réussi à avoir son propre foutu cartoon,</line>
<line start="422" end="460" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">et que je n’ai pas... mon propre cartoon.</line>
<line start="491" end="527" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, et les effets spéciaux ici; regardez-moi cette merde!</line>
<line start="528" end="573" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">J’veux dire, j’ai vraiment cru que c’était de la merde attachée à des ficelles...</line>
<line start="574" end="608" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Qu’ils ont... pulled derrière les montagnes, vous savez...</line>
<line start="661" end="738" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, et voilà môssieur le désintéressé en personne, Homestar Runner, pour que le soleil brille à nouveau sur Townsville.</line>
<line start="739" end="776" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">De vous à moi, je ne sais ce qu’il fait sans son chapeau, parce que,</line>
<line start="777" end="824" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Il fait un peu peur qu-quand il ne porte pas sa casquette de baseball.</line>
<line start="825" end="862" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ou quoi que ce soit que ce chapeau est, avec l’hélice dessus, j’veux dire...</line>
<line start="871" end="898" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Je hais tout ce qui concerne ce type.</line>
<line start="944" end="965" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, enfin quelqu’un qui avait de la classe. </line>
<line start="966" end="990" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Le Forgeron, ce mec était un bon mec. </line>
<line start="991" end="1050" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">J’ai souvent trainé avec lui après le cartoon; ouais, On a eu nos bons moments, j’veux dire....</line>
<line start="1051" end="1104" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, Et ce foutu type, vieux, il PUE SI FORT! </line>
<line start="1105" end="1157" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">J'veux dire...Vous savez, Je dirai qu’il sent comme de la merde, mais ça n’est pas assez fort.</line>
<line start="1158" end="1217" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Imaginez la pire odeur que vous n’avez jamais sentie, et prétendez que <em>ça</em> ait fait une merde. </line>
<line start="1218" end="1231" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ça c’est ce type.</line>
<line start="1232" end="1255" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, et ce nain là, ohh!!</line>
<line start="1256" end="1320" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ce mec me fout les jetons... Je ne fais pas confiance à ce type aussi loin que le bout de mon nez... Que je n’ai pas.</line>
<line start="1353" end="1389" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, et homestar qui porte un chapeau de diplômé...</line>
<line start="1390" end="1448" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">J’vous le dis moi, j’veux dire, Homestar n’a jamais été diplômé de quoi que ce soit. </line>
<line start="1449" end="1479" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Et, euh, Ce petit X qu’il vient de faire... </line>
<line start="1480" end="1518" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Pour vous dire la vérité, je ne pense qu’il puisse vous dire que se soit un X parce que</line>
<line start="1519" end="1543" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Je suis sûr qu’il ne sait pas l’alphabet</line>
<line start="1544" end="1598" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I'm almost positive that he can't read, so. </line>
<line start="1611" end="1663" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh yeah, everybody has a good laugh...</line>
<line start="1679" end="1723" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And that place, the King of Town does not live in that castle! </line>
<line start="1724" end="1739" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I can tell you that right now. </line>
<line start="1740" end="1795" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I mean, like, he lives in like some two bedroom job, like, next door to me. </line>
<line start="1796" end="1832" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's kinda run down and creepy, actually. </line>
<line start="1833" end="1866" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, you don't want to go over there, man. </line>
<line start="1879" end="1918" speaker="other">You have no new messages. </line>
<line start="1919" end="1934" speaker="other">You have no new messages. Ever. </line>
<line start="1941" end="1969" speaker="other">Nobody likes you. </line>
<line start="1978" end="2019" speaker="other">You still have zero messages. </line>
<line start="2028" end="2062" speaker="other">You have no friends.</line>
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