Pants
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- This article is about pants in general. For the running gag about whether Homestar Runner wears pants, see Homestar's Pants.
Pants are a frequently-referenced clothing item in the Homestar Runner universe. They are often referenced specifically and in humorous ways.
Coach Z's References to Pants
Coach Z makes frequent jokes and references to pants, whether his own or someone else's.
- A Folky Tale — Coach Z tells Strong Sad to "cram a little oom-pah down your pants" in an effort to get him to climb a rope.
- Email super powers — Coach Z places the blame squarely on tight pants.
- Email lunch special — Coach Z orders a basket of double hot wings "pants down".
- Email secret recipes — After discovering he'd just eaten a bunch of The Cheat fur, Coach Z says he's about to "puke my pants".
- Email alternate universe (Easter egg) — Coach Z, while holding a pear covered in googly eyes and with coffee continually streaming down his mouthless face, tells Homestar he is "not at liberty to discuss what [he] just did in [his] pants."
Other Pants
Random references to pants appear from time to time in various toons, emails and games.
- Fortune Cookies — One of the fortunes reads "Clumsiness will bring about a change of pants."
- That A Ghost — Old-Timey Strong Bad claims he will be "marching around in gold pants in no time!"
- Hallrunner — One of the objects you encounter is a rabid dog that "bites the butt off your pants. Like in cartoons."
- Peasant's Quest — The narrator of the Peasant's Quest Preview and movie trailer, as well as other characters, make frequent references to Rather Dashing's short pants.
- Another reference to these short pants appears at the beginning of the email for kids.
- Email stand-up — Strong Sad shows us a video in which Lil' Strong Bad's pants fall down while he's on stage.
- Email vacation — One of the places Strong Bad visits is "Fabulous Downtown Pantsburg".
- Email funny — In an effort to be funny, Strong Bad says he has "squeaky pants".
- Email haircut — Strong Bad calls one of his designs for Strong Mad's eyebrows "Hammer Pants".
- Email local news — Summarizing the weather report, Strong Bad says "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants."
- Email bottom 10 — Homestar sings "Buttdance again! Like the rhythm's down your pants now!", causing Strong Bad to vomit on his keyboard.
- Email portrait — A portion of a newspaper article near one of Strong Bad's portraits reads "—ipe hands on pants".
- Email candy product — Strong Bad's SBLOUNSKCHED! bar resembles his own pants.
- Email senior prom — Strong Bad crashes the prom and threatens to "poof away" everyone's pants in a massive pantsing, but then realizes he is the only one there who is wearing pants. His pants poof away, leaving him standing in a pair of boxer shorts. (Homestar, who claims to wear long pants, is not affected, but later claims he was.)
