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The Luau

xtishereb — Sat, 18 Dec 2004 00:19:46 GMT

xtishereb: fixed broken link

[[Image:luau.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's "Party"]]

'''The Luau'''

Marzipan and Strong Bad's party just happen to fall on the same day, but Strong Bad's seems to fall apart...

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The King of Town]]

Page Title: '''The Luau'''

== Transcript ==

'''MARZIPAN''': Oo-koo-lay-lay. Oo-koo-lay-lay. Lookin' pretty good. Homestar, come up here right now and watch the tofu please.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Uhhh... Hang on. I'm um... doing... something.

'''MARZIPAN''': Chop-chop, everyone's gonna be here any minute.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Uh, Marzipan, I hate to tell you this but, I don't think anyone's coming to your party. I think they're all going to Strong Bad's Marshmallow Roast!!

''{invitation to Strong Bad's Marshmallow Roast spins onto screen as the old CBS Special music plays}''

'''MARZIPAN''': What!? He scheduled something on the same day as the luau?

''{scene transition to Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Oh man you guys, this party's gonna be crazy-go-nuts! Check it out! I've got the marshmallows ''{spreads his hand over said marshmallows}'', I've got all the latest releases from the artists of today ''{cut to boombox playing Poot Slap}'' and I've carefully filled out everybody's name tags. ''{close up of picnic table filled with name tags that all say "Hello, my name is Crap for Brains"}'' Oh, crap!! I forgot the wood! Come on guys, I know where we can hoard some.

''{Scene cuts to Marzipan's backyard}''

'''MARZIPAN''': Oo-koo-lay-lay. Oo-koo-l ''{Homestar interrupts with a sigh but Marzipan continues to sing}'' ay-lay.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I've gotta stop drinkin' so much melonade. I think I have a serious problem.

'''MARZIPAN''': ''You're'' gonna have a problem if you don't come monitor this tofu. I have to tune my oo-koo-lay-lay.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Okay, a doo doo, a doo doo. A bab-dib do doo doo--

''{In the distance, Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat poke their heads onto the screen from the left, looking at the gazebo. The camera pans right to remove them from the shot, and Strong Sad is revealed standing on the other side of the fire.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh! Strong Sad! How long have you been standing there?

'''STRONG SAD''': Oh, about 20 minutes.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Uh, okay. ''{takes a step away}'' That's weird.

''{scene transition to Strong Bad's backyard. Poot-Slap is playing in the background. Everybody is wearing their "Crap for Brains" name tag.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Ah, Crap for Brains, glad to see you could make it! Oh, Crap for Brains, you lookin' good! Now, let's get this freakin' party started! ''{Lights a match}'' We'll just get this fire started here. With the little match, and the little fire. ''{holds match up to firewood, but it doesn't light}'' And this should probably be working already. Um, and I don't know why this isn't working.

''{Cut to Marzipan's gazebo where Strong Sad is holding a book that says "Polynesian Prose".}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Kallo koo-koo lay ka ka loo ''{cut to the tofu where Homestar is standing. Strong Sad's poetry can be heard in the background.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{His head keeps drooping down, then coming back up, resisting the urge to fall asleep.}'' Soooo... huh! Boooooooooring.

''{Cut to Strong Bad's roast, where at least seven bent matches are sitting on the ground. Strong Bad is kneeling down next to the stack of firewood with a lit match}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{frustrated}'' UUUUUGH! (grumbling) Stupid matches, freakin' light the fire!

'''STRONG MAD''': ''{rubs belly}'' UUUUUUG. HUNGRY!

'''BUBS''': I'm with Strong Mad! I feel about as hungry as The King of Town on a Saturday!

'''STRONG BAD''': I'm trying! I'm trying! Gtch!''{taunting voice}'' Hello, my name is piece of wood and I don't wanna catch fire. Hello, my name is little MATCH, and I don't wanna MAKE a fire! ''{completely aggrivated}'' HELLOOOO! MY NAME IS FIRE, AND I'M NOT COMING TO YOUR STUPID PARTY!!!!!

''{Strong Bad kicks a log. Homestar then walks onto the scene.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I'm coming to your stupid party.

'''POM-POM''': ''{bubbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh man, Pom-pom! I love Marzipan and everything, but it was terrible!

'''POM-POM''': ''{bubbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No, I don't think she'll notice I'm gone.

''{cut to Marzipan's gazebo, where Marzipan is playing her ukelele and Strong Sad is reading poetry. Next to the tofu cooking is another piece of tofu, with Homestar's head drawn on it. It is on top of a piece of tofu which has Homestar's body drawn on it. They are being held up by two long sticks. The tofu cooking catches fire.}''

''{cut back to Strong Bad's roast. Strong Bad is trying yet again, and unsuccessfully, to make a fire.}''

'''COACH Z''': What kind of wood you usin' there, Strong Bad? 'Cause I know a guy who-

'''STRONG BAD''': I don't know man, I just got this stuff from Marzipan's backyard.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Uh-oh. You didn't get it from behind the gazebo, did you?

'''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, why?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Well, it all started when I decided to drink 32 glasses of melonade...

'''BUBS''': Look! There's a fire over there!

''{suddenly, smoke arises from somewhere, then everyone looks at each other and runs, except for Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Come back you guys, things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts!

''{shows everyone running, then they get to Marzipan's tofu cooking place (the place the fire was coming from) and eats their marshmallows}''

'''MARZIPAN''': Look Strong Sad, everybody's here!

'''STRONG SAD''': Oh, how glorious.

'''MARZIPAN''': Hey everybody, how's the tofu? Everybody loves tofu! ''{musical sting, then transition to Strong Bad's place, where he has finally given up. Scattered bags of unopened marshmallows are sitting on the ground.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Hey, you guys, come back! I think I got it all figured out! Oh, man! What am I supposed to do with all these leftover marshmallows? I got like, 400 pounds!

'''THE KING OF TOWN''': ''{walking by, humming, then looks at Strong Bad.}'' Excuse me. But did I hear you say... leftovers?

{close up of a nametag reading "the end for brains"}

''{transition to Marzipan's backyard, where Marzipan is talking to the tofu model of Homestar. There is a flame on his head tofu.}''

'''MARZIPAN''': Thanks for helping me out with my party, Homestar. I think it was a really big success! (she nuzzles him) You've been really nice to me these last few minutes! ''{Tofu Homestar's "head" falls off. Blackout, record scratch}'' Put your head back on this instant!

''{The end!}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Wait a little while after "the end" and see a (fairly outdated) luau main page.

== Fun Facts ==
*This is the debut of [[Tofu Homestar]]
*The music playing while we see Strong Bad's invitation is the old CBS special music. It is also used at the start of [[A Holiday Greeting ]] & [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
*Strong Bad's invitation says "Your invited", misspelling "you're". Odd to see, coming from someone who is always correcting/insulting bad grammar and spelling. Perhaps Strong Bad had [[The Cheat]] write the invitations.
*One of the phrases of "Polynesian prose" that Strong Sad recites -- while Homestar is dozing off by the fire -- is "Kahlua and Creme".
*The tune Marzipan is playing on the ukelele is the song "Thoughts on a Bird" from the game 'Audition with Marzipan'
*You can access the Spin n' Say from the luau main page.
*At one point, Strong Sad begins to say "Meka Leka Hi Meka Heiny Ho" while reading the poetry. This is what Jambi on Pee-wee's Playhouse used as his magic words.
*When you first see [[Strong Sad]] standing next to the fire, in the background, you see the lights across the fence somehow seem to just stop from where scene view would have ended.
*Interestingly, Strong Bad's Ghetto Blastro displays moving bars even when it isn't playing.
*At the beginning, when Marzipan goes to look at the tofu, she makes a noise very similiar (or possibly identical) to one of the noises the King of Town makes for an exclamation of hunger.
*Homestar's line "Strong Sad! How long have you been standing there?" is a reference to [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD|In Search Of The Yello Dello]].
*The look and voices of the characters (most notably Homestar) is not their original style, yet A Jorb Well Done is before this one and it has their current style.
*Marzipans guitar has an M on it instead of carol.

== External Links ==

*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/luau2.html watch "The Luau"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/luau2.swf watch "The Luau" in full screen]

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]][[Category:The King of Town Filmography]]

Strong Badia

xtishereb — Fri, 10 Dec 2004 01:38:18 GMT

xtishereb: made "Colonization" a link

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|-
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|-
| colspan=2 align=center |
|-
| '''Language''' || English
|-
| '''Monarch''' || [[Strong Bad]]
|-
| '''Population''' || [[Tire]]
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| '''National anthem''' || "[[Strongbadia National Anthem]]"
|}

[[Image:Strongbadia.png|thumb|The landscape of Strongbadia]]
'''Strongbadia''' is the field behind the dumpster that is ruled over by Strong Bad. In the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[colonization]], he tells the story of how it was founded, which took place around about when the wireless Web was invented.

Citizens of Strongbadia include Strong Bad, [[The Cheat]], the Tire, the [[Stop Sign]], and the [[Cinderblock]]. However, the official population of Strongbadia, as recorded on the Stop Sign, is "Tire." In the email [[2 years]], it was revealed that, in two years' time, the population will have tripled to also include [[Bundt Cake Pan]] and [[Coach Z]] (taking a leak). The Cheat will also have painted a mural on the fence, reading "FIReWORKS or die," and there will be a world class hole.

[[Image:minibeast_sbemail89.png|left|thumb|Local news in Strongbadia]]
Strongbadia also has its own [[local news]].

In the email [[flag day]], Strong Bad sings the Strongbadia National Anthem, which can also be heard on the [[Strong Bad Sings CD|''Strong Bad Sings'' CD]], and the flag of Strongbadia is first shown.The email [[colonization]] it looks as if Strong Bad just bought some lot from Bubs and started calling it a town.

[[Category:Places]]

Characters

xtishereb — Fri, 10 Dec 2004 00:43:57 GMT

xtishereb: fixed senor mortgage link

This page contains lists of the various Homestar Runner characters. If you're new to Homestar Runner, you'll get a pretty good idea what's going on by simply getting familiar with the main cast members. If you're interested in going a little deeper, try the secondary characters.

== Main characters ==
These are the principal reoccurring characters of Homestar Runner's world. Each of these characters is honored with a character page on the official Homestar Runner site.

=== The Cast ===


* [[Homestar Runner]]
* [[Strong Bad]]
* [[The Cheat]]
* [[Strong Mad]]
* [[Strong Sad]]
* [[Pom Pom]]
* [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]
* [[Coach Z]]
* [[Bubs]]
* [[The King of Town]]
* [[The Poopsmith]]
* [[Homsar (character)|Homsar]]

=== External Links ===
* [http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters2.html view the characters menu]
* [http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters.swf view the flash file for the characters menu]

== Secondary characters ==
Characters that appear fairly often, but aren't quite part of the inner cadre of [[Free Country, USA]]'s leading citizens.

=== [[Strongbadia]] ===
The empty lot by the fence where Strong Bad is king.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Tire]]
* [[Stop Sign]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cinderblock]]
* [[General Tso's Chicken]]
* [[Sterrance]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Teen Girl Squad]] ===

The comic adventures of four archetypal teenage girls, drawn and narrated by Strong Bad.

====The Girls====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cheerleader]]
* [[So and So]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[What's Her Face]]
* [[The Ugly One]]
</td></tr></table>

====Various Boys====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[No I In Team Boy]]
* [[Olda Boys]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Quarterback]]
* [[Tompkins]]
</td></tr></table>

====Other Characters====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]]
* [[Thomas]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mrs. Commanderson]]
* [[The Birds]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Peasantry]] ===
Characters featured in the Trogdor/[[Peasant's Quest]] universe.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Trogdor]]
*[[Rather Dashing]]
*[[Kerrek]]
*[[Jhonka]]
*[[The Red and Blue Knights]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Poor Gary]]
*[[Dongolev]] aka The Archer
*[[Baby Lady]]
*[[The Baby]]
*[[Naked Ned]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] ===
A crazy cartoon created by Strong Bad that quickly took on a life of its own.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cowcopter]]
* [[The Worm]]
* [[Eh! Steve]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Wheelchair]]
* [[Keyboard Strong Bad]]
* [[Prime Time]] (aka "Ready for Primetime" and "Eh! Greg")
</td></tr></table>

=== Children's storybooks ===
Early characters from the original storybook that were later dropped.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mr. Bland]]
* [[Señor]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Robot]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Bands ===
The real-life and fictional bands that have contributed music to the Homestar Runner site.
====Real====
* [[DaVinci's Notebook]] (aka [[The Barbershop Trio]])
* [[The Skate Party]]
* [[They Might Be Giants]]
* [[Y-O-U]]
====Fictional====
* [[Limozeen]]
* [[Taranchula]]
* [[The Kinda Long Haired Band]]
* [[West Is Lip]]

=== Companies ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Bookazon.com]]
* [[Cheap as Free]]
* [[Compy, Inc]]
* [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
* [[Senor Mortgage]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Galoob]]
* [[Superfied Credit Union]]
* [[Ol' Fatty's]]
* [[Thorax Corporation]]
* [[Videlectrix]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[The Cheat Commandos]] ===

An after-school cartoon aping G.I. Joe and starring The Cheat as almost everyone.

====The Commandos====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Fightgar]]
*[[Crackotage]]
*[[Silent Rip]]
*[[Firebert]]
*[[Gunhaver]]
*[[Flashfight]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Ripberger]]
*[[Foxface]]
*[[Reinforcements]]
*[[Reynold]]
*[[Sergeant Marshie|Ser-g-geant Marshie]]
</td></tr></table>

====The Evil Forces of [[Blue Laser]]====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Blue Laser minion]]
*[[Blue Laser Babies]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Blue Laser Commander]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Misc. ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[The Announcer]]
*[[The Mountain Goat]]
*[[The Yello Dello]]
*[[The Goblin]]
*[[The Two Kids]]
*[[Visor Robot]]
*[[Fhqwhgads]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Marshie]]
*[[Lem Sportsinterviews]]
*[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]
*[[Frank Bennedetto]]
*[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]
*[[Little Girl]]
</td></tr></table>

== Also known as... ==
Sometimes the Brothers Chaps recreate the entire cast of the website in an alternate style. This section is for tracking and organizing all of the variations of the main characters.

There are also complicated narrative modes on the site. Strong Bad often answers "What If" questions in his emails, which leads to minor variations on normal characters. Anything created by The Cheat has a very rudimentary flash style. Puppets are sometimes used in lieu of animation. The 100th Strong Bad Email deliberately uses an animation style which matches some of the earliest work of the Brothers Chaps. Many of these minor variations (such as [[Thnikkaman]] & [[Eh, Steven]]) can be found in the Rejects section.

===[[1936]]===
An alternate universe from the days of black and white silent movies and early talkies.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Homestar Runner]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[The Strong Bad]] (Strong Bad)
* [[Fat Dudley]] (Pom Pom)
* [[1936 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
* [[The Sneak]] (The Cheat)
* [[Strong Man]] (Strong Mad)
* [[The Guy at the Depot]] (Bubs)
* [[Sickly Sam]] (Strong Sad)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Devil]] (The Poopsmith)
* [[The Kaiser]] (The King of Town)
* [[The Football Player]] (Coach Z)
* [[Mr. Shmallow]] (Marshie)
* [[The Barbershop Trio]] (The Announcer)
* [[The Bossman]]
* [[The Ghost]] (Eustice Pietimer)
</td></tr></table>

===[[20X6]]===
An alternate universe that parodies Japanese anime.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Stinkoman]] (Strong Bad)
* [[20X6 Homestar]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[Pan Pan]] (Pom Pom)
* [[20X6 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[20X6 Coach Z]] (Coach Z)
* [[20X6 The Cheat]] (The Cheat)
* [[Stickly Man]] (The Poopsmith) 
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Dangeresque]] ===
A series of short action films starring Strong Bad in the title role.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Dangeresque]] (Strong Bad)
*[[Dangeresque too]] (Homestar Runner)
*[[Renaldo]] (Coach Z)
*[[Cutesy Buttons]] (Marzipan)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Unnamed Bad Guy]] (Bubs)
*[[Perducci]] (The King of Town)
*[[Istanbul]] (The Cheat)
*[[Hot Tub]] (Strong Sad)
*[[Killingyouguy]] (Strong Mad)
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Decemberween]] ===
A celebration similar to Christmas.
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Archibald]] (Strong Bad)
*[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]] (Homestar Runner)
*[[The Angel]] (Marzipan)
*[[The Popular Vote]] (The Cheat)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Dr. Christmas|Dr. Christmas/Cornbread]] (Bubs)
*[[Kobe]] (Pom Pom and Strong Mad)
*[[The First Decemberween]] (Strong Sad)
</td></tr></table>

=== Other Alternates ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Tofu Homestar]]
*[[Little Strong Bad]]
*[[Strong Badman]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Senor Cardgage]]/[[Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad]]
*[[Vector Strong Bad]]
*[[Prince of Town]]
</td></tr></table>

== The Genii ==
Last but not least, the people behind the magic of Homestar Runner.

=== [[The Brothers Chaps]] ===
Two brothers from Atlanta who just happen to make one of the best websites of all time.
*[[Mike Chapman]]
*[[Matt Chapman]]

=== Contributors ===
The people who may or may not often contribute to Homestar Runner.
*[[Missy Palmer]]
*[[Craig Zobel]]
*[[Jonathan Howe]]
*[[Don and Harriet Chapman]]
*[[Ryan Sterritt]]
*[[Russ T.]]
*[[Ruby Red Productions]]
*[[Ryan Bradley]]
*[[Jacob Slutsky]]
*[[Ted Kotsaftis]]
*[[William Hartong]]
*[[The Future Animators of the Future]]
*[[Randy Dudley]]

== Related Pages ==

===[[Character Evolution]]===
''This section needs work. When complete, it should feature images of the evolving art style for all of the regular chacters.''

=== [[Rejects]] ===
These are characters that almost were used, but weren't. They live here in exile.

[[Category: Characters]][[Category: Lists]]

Thy Dungeonman II

xtishereb — Sun, 21 Nov 2004 02:08:26 GMT

xtishereb: fixed 1 other command

[[Image:Thy_Dung_Two.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Loincloth Larry]]

In '''Thy Dungeonman 2''' you play the same custodial knight trying to escape from the usual collection of tunnels, mazes, monsters and puzzles. The game is made by [[Videlectrix]] as a sequel to [[Thy Dungeonman]].

== Commands ==
=== Main Commands ===
*north or n
*south or s
*east or e
*west or w
*help
*inventory or inv
*self
*look or where

=== Other Commands ===
*dance
*take off cloth
*put on cloth
*die
*hold breath or plug nose
*release nose
*breathe or smell
*get dagger
*mop stain or mop
*dennis
*get ye flask
*kick chamber pot or throw chamber pot
*pwd (The *nix command "print working directory" displays your current location, e.g. ~Ldungeonman/DUNGEON/HALLWAY)
*talk to rat (with Percy)
*listen to rat (when you're in the room with Percy)
*look paintings (in magistrate's office)
*look david bowie (in magistrate's office)
*take placard (in magistrate's office)
*take map (after you have already done so)
*search hay or take hay (after you have already done so)
*take foot
*dan
*sniff (try it with and without nose held)
*ask about craftsman tools (infirmary)
*close drawer (office after opening drawer)
*eat vegetables (in chef's prepatory room)
*look at picture
*kill chef (in chef's prepatory room)

== Point Values ==
*die -100
*take hay +5
*Getting the drawer key +5
*get ye flask 3 times +2 and each time after that +2
*Getting into maze +5
*get mop +1
*Killing Longrels +1
*Killing Hongrels +2
*Killing Mongrels +3
*get map +5
*getting past Ripberger +5
*eat bread +5 (only award points first time)
*talk to saw doctor +5

== Ways to Lose the Game ==

* Get fired. (Hang around in the south area too long.)
* Die. (Get killed by a monster; type die; die by plague; hold your breath too long; tell the doctor "yes.")

== Glitches ==
* Every time you type "get ye flask," you earn 2 points, regardless of whether or not you've already gotten yeself a flask.

== Map ==
<code>
Ktcn--Infm
|
+
|
(M) +----(M) +----(L)
| | |
(H)---(M)----+-----+----(M)----+
| | |
+ (H) +
|
+
|
+----(M) (H)
| | |
(M) +----(M)---Maze--(L)
|
Prcy
|
Cell---+
|
Offc
</code>

Key:
*'''Cell''' - The Cell (where you start)
*'''Offc''' - The Magistrate's Office
*'''Prcy''' - Where you first meet Percy the rat
*'''Maze''' - The beginning of the maze, and where you find the mop
*'''Ktcn''' - Kitchen
*'''Infm''' - Infirmary
*'''(H)''' - Hongrel
*'''(L)''' - Longrel
*'''(M)''' - Mongrel

== Hints and Tips ==
* When talking to Ripberger, just use "talk ripberger" or "talk magistrate" in lowercase letters. Otherwise, the game may not recognize the command.
* Type "look map" at any time to view the map. note that you must ALREADY have the map before you can look at it.
* When fighting monsters in the maze, use the attack that starts with that monster's name. Therefore...
** Strike Longrels Low
** Strike Hongrels High
** Strike Mongrels Middlin

== Walkthrough ==
'''''WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS'''''

At the beginning, "hold breath" and "get tinkle" (or "metal"), which is a key in the chamber pot. Don't forget to BREATHE. Type "breathe" or "release nose".

"get hay", which turns out to be moldy bread.

"open door" and go "south".

"look at david bowie" (optional).

"use key" to unlock the drawer.

"get map". "look map" to get the maze directions. It disintegrates, so you'll have to write them down.

Go "north" and "talk magistrate".

Go "north", where you'll find a rat with a nametag. "look at nametag" (his name is Percy) and "talk to percy". He'll offer you the plague.

Go "north", and you'll get the plague (this can't be avoided).

"get mop", as you will need it to fight off monsters.

Now follow the directions from the map (you wrote them down, right?). Stop to "mop" when you see stains (there's a stain in every room of the maze). You don't have to, but it's points.

To kill the monsters use the strike with the same letter as the beginning of the monster's name (eg. "middlin" for Mongrel, "high" for Hongrel, and "low" for Longrel).

When you get to the kitchen, go "eastward" (you can't just type "east" or "e" here) to the infirmary.

"talk to doctor". Say "no" when he asks if you can wait. He'll saw off your plague, give you a sucker, and send you back to the kitchen. Do not talk to the healer, the doctor and the healer are seperate entities.

"look at placard".

"get picture".

"talk to chef". He is really a Dongrel. "use picture" or "use sucker" to make Dongrel drop your mop, then "get mop" and "use mop" (if you never "talk to chef", you can skip straight to "use mop" and avoid losing 1 life).

"take emerald". Percy will show up. "take off loincloth" to kill him.

You win and IT'S OVER!!

== External Links ==
* Page Title: '''Comes with 3 volume set of Thy Encyclopedias and Reference Guide!'''
* Play thy [http://www.videlectrix.com/thydungeonman2.html Game]
* Play thy [http://www.videlectrix.com/dungeonman2.swf Game (flash file)]

[[Category: Games]]

User:xtishereb

xtishereb — Thu, 18 Nov 2004 01:33:53 GMT

xtishereb: I joined today; first creation

Hey everyone, I am xtishereb (pronounced x-t-is-here-b). I like Coach Z the most out of all the H*R characters because he's green and has an accent.

*My other intrests include:
**Dance Dance Revolution (DDR)
**[http://www.ocremix.org Over Clocked ReMix],
**Drum 'n' Bass/Jungle
**Trying to be funny (is it working?)

Despite the last comment, I would '''''NOT''''' edit a page just to be funny; that's up to TBC.

My website is [http://www.freewebs.com/xtisherea here], where I post junk I think of, i.e. a guide to 1337, some audio I made, [http://www.stepmania.com StepMania] custom metrics for people to lazy to do it themselves, and things for MSN Messenger.

Contact me through
#AOL Instant Messenger (AIM) at xtishereb
#MSN Messenger at xtishereb@cs.com.

I first came here late July 2004, right before the software changed and joined November 11 2004. I first saw a H*R cartoon August 2003 when a friend linked me to [[dragon]] and then to [[huttah!]]. I watched all the SB Emails up to [[date]], which was then the latest one. My favorite email is [[kids' book]].