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Ready For Primetime

Zeebedee — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 00:26:42 GMT

Zeebedee:

[[Image:Primetime.PNG|thumb|right|150px|"...and that blond guy did a tiny, tiny dance."]]
[[Image:haircut_primetime_drawing.PNG|thumb|right|150px|"SWEETIE CAKES! SWEETIE CAKES!"]]

'''Ready For Primetime''' (also called "Not Ready For Primetime" in the DVD commentary for [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]) is one of the newest member of the [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] cast. In [[Decemberween In July]], he looked as though he had been ripped right off [[Strong Mad]]'s face. He debuted in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[haircut]].

The name "Ready For Primetime" is derived from "haircut" when [[Strong Bad]] says "And don't forget: the 'Ready for Primetime.'" before drawing Ready For Primetime onto a photo of Strong Mad's face. When Strong Mad suggested a resemblance to one of the "SWEETY CAKES" characters, Strong Bad drew a rough [[Eh! Steve!]] in the corner of the photo and murmured "Eh! [[Greg]]", but the [[haircut#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary for the email]] confirms that the character's name is in fact "Ready For Primetime."

The name may also be a reference to the early days of the NBC television show ''[[Wikipedia:Saturday Night Live|Saturday Night Live]]'', the cast of which was once known as the "Not Ready For Primetime Players".
== Complete Filmography ==
*'''Debut:''' [[haircut]]
*[[:Category:Ready For Primetime Filmography|Complete filmography]]

[[Category: Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Characters]]
[[Category:Character Variations]]

Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes

Zeebedee — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 00:19:16 GMT

Zeebedee: /* Goofs */

[[Image:dween scc.PNG|thumb|Eh! Steve's mouth explodes the universe]]

The [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] gang do their usual crazy things on [[Decemberween]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Sherlock}}, {{film|The Worm}}, {{Film|The Wheelchair}}, {{Film|Eh! Steve!}}, {{film|Keyboard Strong Bad}}, {{film|Ready For Primetime}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land]], [[Homestar Runner's House]]

'''Date:''' July 12, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 1:34

'''Page Title:''' The Sweet Cuppin Cakes Pops Orchestra featuring Eh! Steve!

== Transcript ==
''{The Sweet Cuppin' Cakes logo appears against a pink background. It disappears for an instant, then a title saying "Cactus Coffee and the No Tell Motel" appears. It is then flooded from the bottom by a black liquid-like substance, which turns into a night sky. The camera pans down to the normal Sweet Cuppin' Cakes tableau. Sherlock and The Worm are present.}''

'''SHERLOCK:''' ''{mumbling}''

'''THE WORM:''' Up, down... Up, down... Up... ''{sounds like "uhh, yah" in a Strong Sad-like voice}''

''{Sherlock jumps up, then bites The Worm and starts pulling.}''

'''SHERLOCK:''' ''{grunting}''

''{Sherlock pulls out a pot that flips end-over-end and lands on top of him. The Wheelchair appears and pops the lid off the pot.}''

'''THE WHEELCHAIR:''' Mmm-mmm! Burled holiday cabbage!

''{Eh! Steve slowly rises out of pot, covered in Christmas tree ornaments.}''

'''THE WHEELCHAIR:''' Eh! Steve, get your sassy-frass out my burled holiday cabbage!

''{Eh! Steve! jumps into the air, and the scene freezes. His mouth starts shining, and rises into the air.}''

'''EH! STEVE!'S MOUTH:''' Eh! Steve!

''{Eh! Steve's mouth disappears; Gothic blackletter reading "EH! STEVE!" appears and drifts back down toward Earth.}''

'''THE WORM:''' ''{cartoonish Mexican accent}'' Is a miracle.

''{Words "IS A MIRACLE" appear from The Worm's cartoonishly large mouth.}''

''{Keyboard Strong Bad pops into existence and plays Jingle Bells. Everyone starts dancing.}''

''{Cut to a scene of Strong Mad's "Ready For Primetime" 'brow style dancing. Then cut to Strong Bad and Homestar at Homestar's house watching the show on TV.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... Didn't I invent this cartoon?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I think so.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then how come I can't understand a lick of it?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What's not to understand? ''{Strong Bad turns to Homestar.}'' Eh! Steve!'s mouth exploded the universe, and that blond guy did a tiny, tiny dance.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastic}'' Oh, right. The true meaning of Decemberween.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah yeah; right right.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Pff. Whatever. I'm-a go "re-nog."

''{Strong Bad holds up a half-empty glass of eggnog and leaves the room. The scene dims, the back button appears. After a few seconds:}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispering}'' Will you turn the lights back on when you come back in?

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*Strong Bad mentions [[Wikipedia: Eggnog|eggnog]], a drink popular during the holiday season.
*"Sassyfrass" refers to [[Wikipedia:sassafrass|sassafrass]].

===Trivia===
*It is believed that [[Keyboard Strong Bad]]’s head is a [[Wikipedia:VL-Tone|Casio VL-Tone]], but the song at the end of the Toon is played on a Casio playtime-keyboard.
*If you look under the TV, you can see three [[Joy of Painting]] tapes.
*When the pot falls on Sherlock it makes the same noise when the [[Heavy Lourde]] falls on someone.

===Goofs===
*After Eh! Steve!'s mouth explodes, the "berled" holiday cabbage is mysteriously gone, and the worm is back in the hole, even though Sherlock had pulled him out at the beginning of the show. However, given the nature of the Sweet Cuppin' Cakes universe, it's possible that such unexplained inconsistencies are within the normal course of events.
*At the end, Strongbad's left eye is bigger than his right eye.

===Inside References===
*Ready For Primetime first appeared in [[haircut]].
*The episode name, "Cactus Coffee and the No-Tell Motel," refers to Strong Bad's mention in the email [[crazy cartoon]] that the name of a "crazy cartoon" has nothing to do with the cartoon itself.

===Fast Forward===
*When Keyboard Strong Bad presses the demo button on his head, the first few notes before Jingle Bells starts playing are the same notes used when Strong Bad sings "Ding ding dong, ding ding dong, ding ding Dear Strong Bad" at the beginning of Strong Bad Email #163 [[what I want]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''STRONG BAD:''' Mike, I gotta admit to you that this show creeps me out.

'''MIKE:''' Are you scared yet?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I'm very scared.

'''MIKE:''' The music alone gets me a little bit jibblie.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. I get— Don't even bring them up, 'cause they'll take over. So, all right: The worm... okay, got him...

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sherlock, they call this guy?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Sherlock.

'''STRONG BAD:''' The cowcopter?

'''MIKE:''' ''{Simultaneously}'' The cowcopter, yeah.

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now... So, did that worm... make— That worm was cooking Eh! Steve, for... for Decemberween?

'''MIKE:''' You, you can't really think about this in these cartoons, these European cartoons, very much.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Though I just— I thought ''I'' made up this cartoon.

'''MIKE:''' Nah, well, this, it might—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Euro Strong Bad?

'''MIKE:''' It might be Canadian. I'm not sure.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, the Film Board of Canada?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''STRONG BAD:''' They make some weird stuff.

'''MIKE:''' ''{Laughs}'' Yeah.

''{As Keyboard Strong Bad appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh look, there's the old uh, I got one right here in my hand, listen!

''{Clicking noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Those are the keys, me running my hand over the keys of my Casio VL—

'''MIKE:''' You can't play it because it's ''broken''.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, which is no good. It works, you can use the calculator on it. Thank God...

'''MIKE:''' ''{Laughs}'' That a keyboard has a calculator...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Oh, and look! It's the uh, what's he called? Not Ready For Prime—

'''MIKE:''' ''{Simultaneously}'' Not Ready—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's say it together.

'''MIKE:''' Not Ready For Primetime!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Simultaneously}'' Not Ready For Prime-a Time-a!

'''MIKE:''' Hey, high five.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Clinko!

''{Short pause}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I got my Arby's collector’s mug here. Cup. Glass.

'''MIKE:''' Whose house is that at, with the—

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't want— I'm not gonna talk about it.

'''MIKE:''' You were over at Homestar's house, weren't you?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stutters, trying to defend himself}''

'''MIKE:''' Spending Christmas Eve... Watching ''spaecials''.

'''STRONG BAD:''' It was a little spaecial. It was a spatial relationship. Between me and Homestar.

===Fun Facts===
*The pronounciation of the word special is a reference to [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]], where Little Girl pronounces it the same way.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:dween cakes.html|watch "Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes"]]
*[[HR:dween cakes.swf|view the Flash file for "Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes"]]

{{Decemberween In July}}

{{subtitlesLinks|dween cakes}}

[[Category:Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

crying

Zeebedee — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 12:14:13 GMT

Zeebedee: /* Fast Forward */

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[[Image:lilbrudder.png|thumb|"Don't cry for me, The Cheatentina..."]]

DJ Solerous asks Strong Bad if he had ever made Homestar cry. All weep when they see Li'l Brudder.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Li'l Brudder]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, [[Tendafoot]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]]

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Monday, July 26, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 3:26

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Rapping}'' I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e—''{realizes mistake, talking}'' Oh. Never mind.

''{Pulls up email}'' ''{Reading}''

<blockquote class="email">YO Yo Strongbad, 
Hey Strongbad I was wondering if you 
have ever made Homestar cry. 
DJ Solerous Australia</blockquote>

''{After "Hey Strongbad" he stops mid-sentence and says: "Well, which is it? 'Yo yo' or 'Hey' Strong Bad? I mean, the outcome of the rest of this whole email hinges on the decision made—" Without skipping a beat, as if it no longer matters, he finishes reading the email.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing}'' Whoa! ''THE'' DJ Solerous? What an honor! I saw you spin in a warehouse in Canberra ''{He pronounces it as can-BEAR-uh.}'' a few years back! Uh, no wait. I lied. I, nor anyone else, have ever heard of DJ Smoldyface.

''{clears screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, have I ever made Homestar cry? Uh, yes. Yes, I have. A lot. I can pretty much make anybody cry just by showing them this drawing I invented of a one-legged puppy named "Li'l Brudder."

''{Strong Bad holds up a picture of a one-legged puppy saying "I can make it on my own."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughing}'' I mean, it cracks me up, but Homestar just falls apart when he sees him. A-like so... ''{Gets up and exits.}''

''{Cut to The Field. Homestar is standing there, looking angrily offscreen right. Enter Strong Bad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Yeah, you ''stay'' over there.

'''STRONG BAD''': Hey, Homestar. I've got something for you.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Thanks, Strong Bad! What is it what is it what is it what is it what is it?

'''STRONG BAD''': It's just this drawing I made...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{uneasy}'' Oh, no. Don't do it. You know the storm that will unleash!

'''STRONG BAD''': No! I think you'll like it!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{Edge of tears}'' Strong Bad, no! I can't handle it!

'''STRONG BAD''': Ta-daaah! ''{Holds the Li'l Brudder drawing in front of his face.}''

''{Homestar breaks down crying, falls to his knees}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No-ho-hooo... LIDD'L BRUDDOR! That little guy... He's got the heart of a champion! You're gonna make it, Li'l Brudder! You just keep scrapin' along!

''{Strong Bad looks on in disbelief; Homestar is lying on the ground, sobbing hysterically and kicking at the air}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Li'l Brudder... I... ''I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE!'' I-I'm thinking of getting into male modeling—o-or maybe high finance... I JUST DON'T KNOW!!

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{As Li'l Brudder, shaking the drawing like a crude hand puppet.}'' I'm gonna be all right, Homestar.''{Homestar is heard sobbing hysterically}'' I can make it on my own!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{sobs}'' It's like I said—the heart of a champion!

''{Enter the Cheat, from offscreen left.}''

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Strong Bad turns to The Cheat and does his Li'l Brudder act.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Hey, The Cheat, I'm gonna be a quarterback when I grow up! I'm gonna throw for 2,000 yards! ''{The Cheat begins sobbing.}'' Don't cry for me, The Cheat-entina...

''{Enter Strong Sad, his eyes red around the edges and all watery, apparently trying not to cry.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Oh, Strong Bad, is Li'l Brudder named after me? Do you think of ''me'' as a... one-legged puppy?

'''STRONG BAD''': Uhh, no. I think of you as a two-legged elephant...named "Tendafoot." ''{Pronounces name as "Tenderfoot."}''

''{He holds up a picture of this, with "Tendafoot" saying "I'm tops!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Speaking as Tendafoot/Strong Sad}'' I could power a small city with my whining!

'''STRONG SAD''': ''{dejected}'' I probably could.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{still sobbing}'' Oh-h-h-h, Tendafoot, can you tell me how to get the most out of life?

''{Cut to Compy 386. Strong Bad enters and sits down.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{typing}'' There ya go. Homestar crying. Not a problem. I bet all a ya'lls [sic] are prob'ly crying all over the place. That Li'l Brudder sure knows how to tug at your heartstrings. ''{begins to choke up as he speaks}'' He's just such a trooper.  Got such a strong... one leg. ''{recovers}'' Um, yeah. I think I've got a ''{hesitates}'' food in the oven. ''{begins to choke up again}'' I gotta go.

''{Strong Bad gets up and hurries out.}''

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "YO Yo" to see a Strong Bad yo-yo.
*Click on "''The'' DJ Solerous" to see a flyer for a DJ event.
<blockquote>Perfectly Legal WAREHOUSE RAVE 
featuring: 
DJ Solerous 
DJ Stank 
and DJ from Roseanne 
Don't tell the cops!!</blockquote>
*Click on "Homestar crying" at the end to see more of him crying:
:''{Homestar is still bawling.}''
:'''HOMESTAR''': Ohh, Tendafoot! Can you tell me what to do with myself? I feel like I'm at a crossroads, and there's like, a Denny's on one corner, and an IHOP on the other!
:''{Homestar is kneeling over the Tendafoot drawing.}''
:'''HOMESTAR''': Can you give me some sound financial advice?
:''{Homestar is lying on the ground again.}''
:'''HOMESTAR''': Tendafoot, can you help advise me on my future?
*Click on "Li'l Brudder" at the end to see Li'l Brudder falling off his one leg.

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*The summary on the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed for this video says "Strong Bad invents a 1-legged puppy and the tears flow."
*This toon has [[Nondescript Nouns]] ("Food").

===Remarks===
* The tears flying off Homestar's face are the same as in [[A Jorb Well Done]]. In A Jorb Well Done, the water coming off his face is sweat.
* This is the only time to date that Strong Sad cries.
* This is the first email to come from Australia.
* Strong Bad must be an extremely talented typist to be able to quickly type an entire sentence, complete with punctuation and capital letters, with only one hand as he holds up Li'l Brudder's picture with the other...while wearing boxing gloves.
**This is in contrast to the other instance of typing with a skewed view for the previous email [[pom pom]], where he failed to type coherently when he couldn't see due to his blindfold.
*The pieces of notebook paper are unusually rigid. Even when Strong Bad is holding the Lil' Brudder picture from the bottom it still stands straight up.
*When Homestar is rolling on the ground, it seems his shading stays on one side of his body.
*Homestar's height is different in this email, as he's proportionate to Strong Bad, whereas in most other toons and emails, he's taller than Strong Bad.
*Although Strong Bad is known to be a stickler for proper grammar, in the sentence "I, nor anyone else, have ever heard of DJ Smoldyface," he misuses the conjunction nor by failing to negate either of the elements it connects, and he also fails to make the subject(s) and verb agree. The sentence should read "Neither I, nor anyone else, has ever heard of DJ Smoldyface."

===Inside References===
*The DJ flyer is a reference to an Easter egg in [[techno]] for The Cheat's light-switch rave.
*"I can make it on my own" might be a reference to the Easter egg in [[invisibility]], where the tossed-out [[Tandy 400]] says it.
*When Li'l Brudder's leg wobbles, it makes the same sound that Homsar makes when he walks.

===Real-World References===
*On the DJ flyer, "DJ from Roseanne" is a reference to the television show "[[IMDB:tt0094540|Roseanne]]". Actor [[IMDB:nm0279896|Michael Fishman]] played the role of Roseanne's son D. J. Conner.
*"Don't cry for me, the Cheatentina" is a reference to the song "[[Wikipedia:Don't Cry For Me, Argentina|Don't Cry For Me, Argentina]]" from [[Wikipedia:Andrew Lloyd Webber|Andrew Lloyd Webber's]] musical "[[Wikipedia:Evita|Evita]]".
*"Tendafoot" is possibly a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts']] rank of "[[Wikipedia:List of BSA rank requirements#Tenderfoot Scout|Tenderfoot]]", which is the first rank a Scout can achieve.
*[[Wikipedia:Canberra|Canberra]] is Australia's capital city. Most Australians pronounce the city's name "CAN-bruh." A minority pronounce it "CAN-buh-ruh" and a few use "can-BEAR-uh," though the latter is generally considered incorrect. The varying pronunciation is to some extent a class-based difference.
*[[Wikipedia:IHOP (restaurant)|IHOP]] and [[Wikipedia:Denny's|Denny's]] are restaurant chains that both specialize in breakfast items.

===Fast Forward===
*[[Li'l Brudder]] and [[Tendafoot]] later star in their own TV show, ''[[The Li'l Brudder Show]]''.
*Homestar mentions that he's considering male modeling while talking to Li'l Brudder. He later models for the front page of "[[Stupid Coincidence Magazine]]" in the e-mail [[modeling]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]]

'''MIKE:''' An email. Hi, guys!

'''MATT:''' Strong Bad.

'''MIKE:''' You just did that. Ummmm, guh, start us over. Start us over. No, let's keep going. Let's keep going. Let's keep going.

'''MATT:''' Are you sure?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Okay.

'''MIKE:''' All I can think to do is, like, start saying the email.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Just recite the lines along with it.

'''MATT:''' Mmmhmm.

'''MIKE:''' Don't we, don't you mispronounce uh...

'''MATT:''' Canberra?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' How are you supposed to say it?

'''MIKE:''' I dunno. I think its supposed to be... Canberra, or something.

'''MATT:''' Oh. Have we gotten complaints?

'''MIKE:''' I think there was, I think in one of the message boards, There was a...

'''MATT:''' I can't imagine Strong Bad being a stickler for, uh...

'''MIKE:''' Pronouncing foreign cities.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Even though he is a stickler about a lot of other things. So this is where Little Brudder came from.

'''MIKE:''' That's right. He's since gone on to uhh, have his own theme song. Who do you think Homestar was talking to?

'''MATT:''' I think he was talking to that pile of, uh, Swiss Cake Rolls that he's friends with.

'''MIKE:''' Those things are bad for you!

'''MATT:''' They got in a fight and he told them to stay over there. Ober dere. Did you draw those new feet for this one, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' No, that was actually for the Cheat Commandos.

'''MATT:''' Oh, right.

'''MIKE:''' And Homestar's kneeling down, playing Cheat Commandos in the commercial.

'''MATT:''' I think the drool, the puddle of drool, is really what does it with Little Brudder.

'''MIKE:''' Makes it what?

'''MATT:''' Even sadder. More pathetic.

'''MIKE:''' Those tears, that Homestar has, were originally sweat from, uh, an old cartoon.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Jumping Jacks cartoon.

'''MATT:''' That's been around forever, and unchanged, mostly.

'''MIKE:''' Yes, not very good.

'''MATT:''' No, they're not.

'''MIKE:''' They probably, they probably need to be updated.

'''MATT:''' They don't look at it.

'''MIKE:''' ''{noises, sounds like "thang, thang, thang"}''

'''MIKE:''' I always wondered about the abbreviation, or the shortening of little to li'l, and where the apostrophe goes. Because there technically should be an apostrophe after both, before and after the l.

'''MATT:''' Well, right, because there's an e at the end of...

'''MIKE:''' 'Cause sometimes I do lil', and sometimes I do li'l.

'''MATT:''' It's back when they spelled little litel.

'''MIKE:''' Yes, it's replacing all of those. One of the few times when Strong Sad, these days, is actually sad. He has really not been sad, in a long time.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, he's, yeah, it's true. We, our website sucks now.

'''MIKE:''' No, it's better. He became more um... developed. He used to just say things like, "We die a little more every day," or something like that.

'''MATT:''' "Each day we die a little more," Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Ha! Well, my impression was pretty good. Look at his extensive use of apostrophes, right there.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Prob'ly, and y'alls.

'''MATT:''' Um...

'''MIKE:''' He used an apostrophe there, in "I've." This is the apostrophe email.

== External Links ==
{{sbemailextlinks|109|353}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]
[[Category:Podstar Runner]]

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Zeebedee — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 12:13:44 GMT

Zeebedee: /* Fast Forward */

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[[Image:lilbrudder.png|thumb|"Don't cry for me, The Cheatentina..."]]

DJ Solerous asks Strong Bad if he had ever made Homestar cry. All weep when they see Li'l Brudder.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Li'l Brudder]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, [[Tendafoot]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]]

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Monday, July 26, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 3:26

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Rapping}'' I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e—''{realizes mistake, talking}'' Oh. Never mind.

''{Pulls up email}'' ''{Reading}''

<blockquote class="email">YO Yo Strongbad, 
Hey Strongbad I was wondering if you 
have ever made Homestar cry. 
DJ Solerous Australia</blockquote>

''{After "Hey Strongbad" he stops mid-sentence and says: "Well, which is it? 'Yo yo' or 'Hey' Strong Bad? I mean, the outcome of the rest of this whole email hinges on the decision made—" Without skipping a beat, as if it no longer matters, he finishes reading the email.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing}'' Whoa! ''THE'' DJ Solerous? What an honor! I saw you spin in a warehouse in Canberra ''{He pronounces it as can-BEAR-uh.}'' a few years back! Uh, no wait. I lied. I, nor anyone else, have ever heard of DJ Smoldyface.

''{clears screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, have I ever made Homestar cry? Uh, yes. Yes, I have. A lot. I can pretty much make anybody cry just by showing them this drawing I invented of a one-legged puppy named "Li'l Brudder."

''{Strong Bad holds up a picture of a one-legged puppy saying "I can make it on my own."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughing}'' I mean, it cracks me up, but Homestar just falls apart when he sees him. A-like so... ''{Gets up and exits.}''

''{Cut to The Field. Homestar is standing there, looking angrily offscreen right. Enter Strong Bad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Yeah, you ''stay'' over there.

'''STRONG BAD''': Hey, Homestar. I've got something for you.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Thanks, Strong Bad! What is it what is it what is it what is it what is it?

'''STRONG BAD''': It's just this drawing I made...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{uneasy}'' Oh, no. Don't do it. You know the storm that will unleash!

'''STRONG BAD''': No! I think you'll like it!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{Edge of tears}'' Strong Bad, no! I can't handle it!

'''STRONG BAD''': Ta-daaah! ''{Holds the Li'l Brudder drawing in front of his face.}''

''{Homestar breaks down crying, falls to his knees}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No-ho-hooo... LIDD'L BRUDDOR! That little guy... He's got the heart of a champion! You're gonna make it, Li'l Brudder! You just keep scrapin' along!

''{Strong Bad looks on in disbelief; Homestar is lying on the ground, sobbing hysterically and kicking at the air}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Li'l Brudder... I... ''I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE!'' I-I'm thinking of getting into male modeling—o-or maybe high finance... I JUST DON'T KNOW!!

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{As Li'l Brudder, shaking the drawing like a crude hand puppet.}'' I'm gonna be all right, Homestar.''{Homestar is heard sobbing hysterically}'' I can make it on my own!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{sobs}'' It's like I said—the heart of a champion!

''{Enter the Cheat, from offscreen left.}''

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Strong Bad turns to The Cheat and does his Li'l Brudder act.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Hey, The Cheat, I'm gonna be a quarterback when I grow up! I'm gonna throw for 2,000 yards! ''{The Cheat begins sobbing.}'' Don't cry for me, The Cheat-entina...

''{Enter Strong Sad, his eyes red around the edges and all watery, apparently trying not to cry.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Oh, Strong Bad, is Li'l Brudder named after me? Do you think of ''me'' as a... one-legged puppy?

'''STRONG BAD''': Uhh, no. I think of you as a two-legged elephant...named "Tendafoot." ''{Pronounces name as "Tenderfoot."}''

''{He holds up a picture of this, with "Tendafoot" saying "I'm tops!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Speaking as Tendafoot/Strong Sad}'' I could power a small city with my whining!

'''STRONG SAD''': ''{dejected}'' I probably could.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{still sobbing}'' Oh-h-h-h, Tendafoot, can you tell me how to get the most out of life?

''{Cut to Compy 386. Strong Bad enters and sits down.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{typing}'' There ya go. Homestar crying. Not a problem. I bet all a ya'lls [sic] are prob'ly crying all over the place. That Li'l Brudder sure knows how to tug at your heartstrings. ''{begins to choke up as he speaks}'' He's just such a trooper.  Got such a strong... one leg. ''{recovers}'' Um, yeah. I think I've got a ''{hesitates}'' food in the oven. ''{begins to choke up again}'' I gotta go.

''{Strong Bad gets up and hurries out.}''

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "YO Yo" to see a Strong Bad yo-yo.
*Click on "''The'' DJ Solerous" to see a flyer for a DJ event.
<blockquote>Perfectly Legal WAREHOUSE RAVE 
featuring: 
DJ Solerous 
DJ Stank 
and DJ from Roseanne 
Don't tell the cops!!</blockquote>
*Click on "Homestar crying" at the end to see more of him crying:
:''{Homestar is still bawling.}''
:'''HOMESTAR''': Ohh, Tendafoot! Can you tell me what to do with myself? I feel like I'm at a crossroads, and there's like, a Denny's on one corner, and an IHOP on the other!
:''{Homestar is kneeling over the Tendafoot drawing.}''
:'''HOMESTAR''': Can you give me some sound financial advice?
:''{Homestar is lying on the ground again.}''
:'''HOMESTAR''': Tendafoot, can you help advise me on my future?
*Click on "Li'l Brudder" at the end to see Li'l Brudder falling off his one leg.

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*The summary on the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed for this video says "Strong Bad invents a 1-legged puppy and the tears flow."
*This toon has [[Nondescript Nouns]] ("Food").

===Remarks===
* The tears flying off Homestar's face are the same as in [[A Jorb Well Done]]. In A Jorb Well Done, the water coming off his face is sweat.
* This is the only time to date that Strong Sad cries.
* This is the first email to come from Australia.
* Strong Bad must be an extremely talented typist to be able to quickly type an entire sentence, complete with punctuation and capital letters, with only one hand as he holds up Li'l Brudder's picture with the other...while wearing boxing gloves.
**This is in contrast to the other instance of typing with a skewed view for the previous email [[pom pom]], where he failed to type coherently when he couldn't see due to his blindfold.
*The pieces of notebook paper are unusually rigid. Even when Strong Bad is holding the Lil' Brudder picture from the bottom it still stands straight up.
*When Homestar is rolling on the ground, it seems his shading stays on one side of his body.
*Homestar's height is different in this email, as he's proportionate to Strong Bad, whereas in most other toons and emails, he's taller than Strong Bad.
*Although Strong Bad is known to be a stickler for proper grammar, in the sentence "I, nor anyone else, have ever heard of DJ Smoldyface," he misuses the conjunction nor by failing to negate either of the elements it connects, and he also fails to make the subject(s) and verb agree. The sentence should read "Neither I, nor anyone else, has ever heard of DJ Smoldyface."

===Inside References===
*The DJ flyer is a reference to an Easter egg in [[techno]] for The Cheat's light-switch rave.
*"I can make it on my own" might be a reference to the Easter egg in [[invisibility]], where the tossed-out [[Tandy 400]] says it.
*When Li'l Brudder's leg wobbles, it makes the same sound that Homsar makes when he walks.

===Real-World References===
*On the DJ flyer, "DJ from Roseanne" is a reference to the television show "[[IMDB:tt0094540|Roseanne]]". Actor [[IMDB:nm0279896|Michael Fishman]] played the role of Roseanne's son D. J. Conner.
*"Don't cry for me, the Cheatentina" is a reference to the song "[[Wikipedia:Don't Cry For Me, Argentina|Don't Cry For Me, Argentina]]" from [[Wikipedia:Andrew Lloyd Webber|Andrew Lloyd Webber's]] musical "[[Wikipedia:Evita|Evita]]".
*"Tendafoot" is possibly a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts']] rank of "[[Wikipedia:List of BSA rank requirements#Tenderfoot Scout|Tenderfoot]]", which is the first rank a Scout can achieve.
*[[Wikipedia:Canberra|Canberra]] is Australia's capital city. Most Australians pronounce the city's name "CAN-bruh." A minority pronounce it "CAN-buh-ruh" and a few use "can-BEAR-uh," though the latter is generally considered incorrect. The varying pronunciation is to some extent a class-based difference.
*[[Wikipedia:IHOP (restaurant)|IHOP]] and [[Wikipedia:Denny's|Denny's]] are restaurant chains that both specialize in breakfast items.

===Fast Forward===
*Li'l [[Brudder]] and [[Tendafoot]] later star in their own TV show, ''[[The Li'l Brudder Show]]''.
*Homestar mentions that he's considering male modeling while talking to Li'l Brudder. He later models for the front page of "[[Stupid Coincidence Magazine]]" in the e-mail [[modeling]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]]

'''MIKE:''' An email. Hi, guys!

'''MATT:''' Strong Bad.

'''MIKE:''' You just did that. Ummmm, guh, start us over. Start us over. No, let's keep going. Let's keep going. Let's keep going.

'''MATT:''' Are you sure?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Okay.

'''MIKE:''' All I can think to do is, like, start saying the email.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Just recite the lines along with it.

'''MATT:''' Mmmhmm.

'''MIKE:''' Don't we, don't you mispronounce uh...

'''MATT:''' Canberra?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' How are you supposed to say it?

'''MIKE:''' I dunno. I think its supposed to be... Canberra, or something.

'''MATT:''' Oh. Have we gotten complaints?

'''MIKE:''' I think there was, I think in one of the message boards, There was a...

'''MATT:''' I can't imagine Strong Bad being a stickler for, uh...

'''MIKE:''' Pronouncing foreign cities.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Even though he is a stickler about a lot of other things. So this is where Little Brudder came from.

'''MIKE:''' That's right. He's since gone on to uhh, have his own theme song. Who do you think Homestar was talking to?

'''MATT:''' I think he was talking to that pile of, uh, Swiss Cake Rolls that he's friends with.

'''MIKE:''' Those things are bad for you!

'''MATT:''' They got in a fight and he told them to stay over there. Ober dere. Did you draw those new feet for this one, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' No, that was actually for the Cheat Commandos.

'''MATT:''' Oh, right.

'''MIKE:''' And Homestar's kneeling down, playing Cheat Commandos in the commercial.

'''MATT:''' I think the drool, the puddle of drool, is really what does it with Little Brudder.

'''MIKE:''' Makes it what?

'''MATT:''' Even sadder. More pathetic.

'''MIKE:''' Those tears, that Homestar has, were originally sweat from, uh, an old cartoon.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Jumping Jacks cartoon.

'''MATT:''' That's been around forever, and unchanged, mostly.

'''MIKE:''' Yes, not very good.

'''MATT:''' No, they're not.

'''MIKE:''' They probably, they probably need to be updated.

'''MATT:''' They don't look at it.

'''MIKE:''' ''{noises, sounds like "thang, thang, thang"}''

'''MIKE:''' I always wondered about the abbreviation, or the shortening of little to li'l, and where the apostrophe goes. Because there technically should be an apostrophe after both, before and after the l.

'''MATT:''' Well, right, because there's an e at the end of...

'''MIKE:''' 'Cause sometimes I do lil', and sometimes I do li'l.

'''MATT:''' It's back when they spelled little litel.

'''MIKE:''' Yes, it's replacing all of those. One of the few times when Strong Sad, these days, is actually sad. He has really not been sad, in a long time.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, he's, yeah, it's true. We, our website sucks now.

'''MIKE:''' No, it's better. He became more um... developed. He used to just say things like, "We die a little more every day," or something like that.

'''MATT:''' "Each day we die a little more," Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Ha! Well, my impression was pretty good. Look at his extensive use of apostrophes, right there.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Prob'ly, and y'alls.

'''MATT:''' Um...

'''MIKE:''' He used an apostrophe there, in "I've." This is the apostrophe email.

== External Links ==
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160 Seconds

Zeebedee — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Zeebedee: /* Comments */

A video composed of one second from each of the first 160 [[Strong Bad Email]]s.

'''Running Time:''' 3:02

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|exclusive=TRUE}}

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Badman}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Cheerleader}}, {{film|So and So}}, {{film|What's Her Face}}, {{film|The Ugly One}}, [[Zubs and Coach B]], {{film|Stinkoman}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Keyboard Strong Bad}}, {{film|Sherlock}}, {{film|Eh! Steve!}}, {{film|Senor Cardgage}}, [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]], [[Teeg Dougland]], [[Head Bad]], [[Balding Man]]

==Transcript==
''{open to a message reading:}''
<div style="width:20em; background:#4e99b4; color: white; text-align: center; padding: 1em">'''160 Seconds''' Here's the deal: we took the 1st second from email #1, the 2nd second from email <nowiki>#</nowiki>2, the 3rd second from email #3 and so on, all the way up to email 160 and stitched them all together to make this trainwreck. Enjoy!</div>
''{The message is read aloud in sequence:}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here's the deal: we took the first second from email number one—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —the second second from email number two—

'''STRONG SAD:''' —the third second from email number three and—

'''BUBS:''' —so on, all the way up to email one—

'''COACH Z:''' —sixty and stitched them all together to—

'''STRONG MAD:''' —MAKE THIS TRAINWRECK.

'''HOMSAR:''' Ennn-joy!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{after a very brief pause}'' What about me?

''{Cut to each email in order, as described above.}''
{|
|-
| width="165" | {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[some kinda robot]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, who is
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[homsar]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' My emai
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[butt IQ]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Check-a check-a check-a my email
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[homestar hair]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Doot do do doot
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[making out]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Dear
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[depressio]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -Ear Strong Bad
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[halloweener]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' To have the bestest
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[brianrietta]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' I can't help but realize
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[i love you]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{gibberish from pronouncing the name}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[trevor the vampire]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' As you
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[i rule]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You talking about
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[credit card]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Your old credit card numb-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[i she be]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -Rong Bad, great looking girl
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[duck pond]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -iwi ''{enter sound}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the basics]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' But you know, there's the
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[band names]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You rule
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[studying]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{loudly and angrily}'' Close the book and
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[stand-up]] || ''{silence; Strong Bad is away from the Tandy}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[tape-leg]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Some kind of tape
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[spring cleaning]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have a secr-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cartoon]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Umm...
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sb_email 22]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Nevermind the Bullocks
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[little animal]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns to his computer}'' So there's
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the bird]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Phylo D.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[super powers]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{glowing noises as Strong Bad attempts to open a [[Cold One]] with his blue diamond}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[CGNU]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Half as awesome as
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[3 Wishes]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Look at how great
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[1 step ahead]] || '''STRONG SAD:''' Funny ''{dodge ball hits him}'' Oh!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[superhero name]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You know, like: St-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[12:00]] || '''BUBS:''' It took me a l-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sugarbob]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Anyway
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[flag day]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Coolest flag you ever
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[gimmicks]] || ''{silence and blackness}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[weird dream]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -derstand
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sisters]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{indistinguishable mumbling and groaning}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[guitar]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' JIGGA JUG JIGGA JA J-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dullard]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pretending to be on the phone}'' Yes.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[helium]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a high voice because of helium}'' Too!!!!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[property of ones]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' So you got that
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[vacation]] || ''{A postcard from The Great Mound appears on screen}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[invisibility]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Picking up some Swiss Cake Rolls while invisible}'' You know,
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[action figure]] || ''{The Strong Bad action figure's fists go up}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[little questions]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -s a baby.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lures and jigs]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -eg!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[techno]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Doom doom
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[your friends]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ah-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[new hands]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{With a bucket for a hand}'' Sit on it when I get-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[ghosts]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -osts?
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[theme party]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -nes, and invite a
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[50 emails]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{short pause}'' Tape le-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[website]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -da cool.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[island]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stranded on a desert island with Homestar}'' You're gonna need
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[comic]] || '''CHEERLEADER:''' -et's start LOOKING
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[morning routine]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Routine
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cheat talk]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ay.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[current status]] || '''ZUBS:''' -rap ain't funny.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[japanese cartoon]] || ''{Stinkoman flies around space in cool poses while his theme music plays}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dragon]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Drawing a dragon}'' -me way. S,
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[marzipan]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' with me? '''MARZIPAN:''' That
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[huttah!]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' He's not even that cu-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[monster truck]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -SMITH LIGHTS SOME SMOKE B-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[interview]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' About your childhood
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[fingers]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{At Bubs' Concession Stand}'' Gimme a little some-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[english paper]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Which is my
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[unused emails]] || '''STRONG MAD:''' A PRAYING MAN-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the show]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You agree?
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[autobiography]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{On tape recorder}'' slipped him some drugs
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[caper]] || ''{music plays}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[personal favorites]] || ''{Shot of Strong Bad, Bubs and the Grape Nuts Robot quickly changes to shot of Strong Bad trying to fly Bubs' Concession Stand}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[big white face]] || ''{Closeup of the Compy, wide view of Strong Bad's Computer room}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[2 emails]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ow, I know!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[crazy cartoon]] || ''{Keyboard Strong Bad plays part of Homesickness of the Lowlander, Sherlock dances, Eh! Steve runs by in the background}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[mascot]] || ''{Homestar is in the Jolly Dumple Costume, whistle blows}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[privileges]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -re! Ooh, and the
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[funny]] || ''{Strong Bad is bouncing on his head with a floppy disk taped to his forehead}'' '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can see y-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sibbie]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{watching TV}'' Oh, this is the one with
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[suntan]] || ''{Strong Bad is sunbathing, The King of Town steals his cocoa butter}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[anything]] || '''COACH Z:''' ''{To Strong Sad}'' -ad the ball at the top o'
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the process]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -thing, eh whoev-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[stunt double]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -aaape?
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[date]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' So
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[impression]] || '''COACH Z:''' use of light and
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[labor day]] || '''COACH Z:''' Oh, I
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[kids' book]] || ''{Page turns in a kids' book}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Every-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[2 years]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ve definitely wo-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[no loafing]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hanging up a picture of a beagle}'' -rk for it.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[mile]] || '''POWERED BY THE CHEAT HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[couch patch]] || ''{Lil' Strong Bad writes on the back of the couch}'' '''STRONG SAD:''' -member a young Strong Bad
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[local news]] || ''{The Cheat is in the air, Strong Bad makes helicopter noises}'' '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, subtitles: Thanks Strong Bad}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[colonization]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' cold Hardee's he
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[caffiene]] || '''HYPERACTIVE STRONG SAD:''' ''{unintelligible}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[kind of cool]] || '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Like me.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[army]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' What ridiculous wa-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[video games]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ations.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the bet]] || '''KING OF TOWN:''' -o game. It's th-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lackey]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ost adorable.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[monument]] || '''UNSEEN CHORUS:''' ''{singing}'' -an!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[stupid stuff]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Wearing a labcoat and holding a test tube}'' -n! I said
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[different town]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Standing on his stool}'' Fourteenth song!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[flashback]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Story book Strong Bad and Coach Z are on a rainbow}'' Back down to free
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[car]] || ''{The underneath of Homestar's hat is glowing}'' '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -an
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lunch special]] || ''{Strong Bad puts a hose into Bubs' Concession Stand}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, the
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[haircut]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Not eating it
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[theme park]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' When
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[replacement]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' The worst song I ever hear-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dangeresque 3]] || '''COACH Z:''' ''{Dressed as Renaldo}'' -ur new partner
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cheatday]] || ''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are dressed as coal miners}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Co-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[pom pom]] || '''BUBS:''' That'll be ten
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[crying]] || ''{Homestar is on the ground crying}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[for kids]] || ''{Homsar walks forward a short distance, then stops}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[other days]] || ''{Quick short of Strong Bad and The Cheat cleaning up Strong Badia before cutting to a calender}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Then there's
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[old comics]] || ''{Shot of a comic panel in which Strong Bad is punching Homestar and the King of Town is saying "You're the worst of friends}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Living reader
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[pizzaz]] || ''{Stylised drawing of The Cheat pulling a plug out of the wall, music plays}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the facts]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Gaping plotholes
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[time capsule]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -ss old wig in it
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[extra plug]] || ''{Strong Sad, Strong Mad and The Cheat watch TV and laugh. Strong Bad comes in.}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' What are you guy-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[montage]] || ''{The Wagon Fulla Pancakes falls down some stairs, music plays}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[virus]] || ''{There are Homestar popups all over the screen, Strong Bad is outside the cartoon and is banging his fists on the side of the cartoon and screaming}'' '''HOMESTAR POPUP:''' Is! Totally
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[animal]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Sea fangly
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[radio]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ish was delish
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[part-time job]] || '''BUBS:''' Pictures with the
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dreamail]] || ''{Strong Bad has just finished answering his first dreamail}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[origins]] || ''{Homsar is glued to Marzipan}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -sar, and
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[secret recipies]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Or make puke The King of
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[rock opera]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Powered by The Cheat video of Strong Bad dancing with some girl}'' -omite! After-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[best thing]] || '''TEEG DOUGLAND:''' To Mitch
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[long pants]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You wear no
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[rampage]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Go ahead, The Cheat.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[garage sale]] || ''{Strong Sad is standing next to Senor Cardgage, Strong Bad approaches them}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Look, if you're
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[do over]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Don't you know
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[boring (really)]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My eyes.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[modeling]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Clutching a milk-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[bottom 10]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Stench
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[record book]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wear shorts.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lady...ing]] || ''{Old school Strong Bad splashes gasoline all over himself}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[geddup noise]] || ''{The Cheat is DJing}'' '''SINGER:''' Geddup geddup geddup!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[bedtime story]] || ''{A Powered by The Cheat movie depicts a digital watch flashing a picture of The Cheat. Cut to The Cheat and Moses Malone playing video games}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[space program]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Dressed as Space Captainface}'' Got to...
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[portrait]] || ''{The Cheat is gnawing Strong Bad's face into a log of wood}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' You two alone
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[highschool]] || '''STRONGBADIOPHAGE:''' -uying there, Homest-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[death metal]] || ''{Strong Mad is kneeling on the floor}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -ystical orb in each
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[secret identity]] || ''{Shot of Scarfgirl magazine}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[technology]] || '''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[narrator]] || ''{Strong Sad is brushing his teeth and Strong Bad is looking over his shoulder}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -d of years it ha-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[myths & legends]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' growlin' and poopin' all
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[pop-up]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Some Cheat-tribution!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lady fan]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{exercising}'' Tweese it, tweese it
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[disconnected]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Selling bread}'' Here! Dinner
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[candy product]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' The crips and the cru-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[alternate universe]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' e-Hulk?
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[senior prom]] || '''COACH Z:''' Their bre-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[isp]] || '''BUBS:''' See what we can
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[redesign]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Aisle.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[keep cool]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{acting as a lifeguard}'' -uys know the drill.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[theme song]] || ''{A stylised drawing of Strong Bad chasing the Lappy very quickly changes to a drawing of the middle aged man}'' '''ANNOUNCER:''' Do you wanna cut
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[road trip]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -able. ''{The Cheat begins to insert a CD into a car's tape player}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[trading cards]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just sad.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cliffhangers]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[retirement]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Rick. Way to
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[coloring]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ramble? What about
|}
''{Fade to black.}''

== Fun Facts ==
*The scene from [[funny]] was taken from an Easter Egg.
*The widescreen emails [[flashback]] and [[virus]] are letterboxed here while they were stretched on discs 3 and 4 of the Email DVD.

== Comments ==
*This is another example of the use of the words [[train wreck]].
[[Category:strongbad email.exe Disc Five]]

HRWiki:Sandbox

Zeebedee — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:52:08 GMT

Zeebedee:

{{ border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCCCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:mini-freebie coaster.JPG|45px]] | msg=This user owns the what is this crap? '''[[Store Freebies#freebie coaster|Coaster]]'''.}}

Duck Pond

Zeebedee — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:49:45 GMT

Zeebedee:

[[Image:Duckpond_One.PNG|thumb|Duck Pond on Tandy 400]]
[[Image:duckpondatari.png|thumb|Duck Pond on Atari 2600]]

{{aboutgame}} {{foremail|duck pond}}

'''Duck Pond''' is a game from the Strong Bad Email [[duck pond]]. The objective of the game is to feed two [[ducks]] in a pond. If one of the two ducks is fed 10 times in the [[Tandy 400]] version, the player reaches the [[Atari 2600]] version of the game, which was made by [[Videlectrix]]. [[Strong Bad]] seems to think the [[Atari 2600]] version is [[Strong Bad's Technology|high-tech]].

== Tandy 400 Version==
Instructions:
<blockquote>Duck Pond Simulator 3.0 
copyright 1981 
Instructions: 
Press the "F" to throw bread 
Press Spacebar to Start</blockquote>

When one of the ducks has been fed ten times, this message is displayed:
<blockquote>GAME OVER 
You fed [[Deliberately Poor English|them]] ducks good. 
Wanna play the 
Atari 2600 version?? 
Press the Spacebar</blockquote>

== Atari 2600 Version ==
You used to be able to play the Atari 2600 Version of Duck Pond just like the Tandy version. However, you can't do this anymore. The "state of the art version" had more controls than the Tandy 400 version:
*Pressing F threw bread.
*Pressing A dropped an anvil ''(Note: If the anvil fell on a duck, the duck could not come back)''.
*Pressing Y drained the pond; making the ducks stop moving ''(Note: Once the pond was drained, it could not be refilled)''.
*Pressing 8 shrank the brown duck ''(Note: Could only be done once)''.

== Fun Facts==
=== Glitches ===
*By holding the F key for a few seconds, the player throws three pieces of bread simultaneously (four pieces in the Atari 2600 version).
*The Atari 2600 version doesn't work at all. After Strong Bad comments on the "state of the art graphics ... graphics", the email will start to play again.
**You can also press "Loop" on the Flash file to keep the email from restarting. (Note: this will stop the game and you will have to restart the email.)
*It was possible to get the ducks moving after the pond has been drained, by throwing a piece of bread in front of them. They would eat it and swim as if there was water in the pond. Once this glitch had been activated, A had to be pressed to drain the pond again, and the other buttons wouldn't work.
*If S was pressed while playing the Atari 2600 version in fullscreen (in the Flash File), the Flash file would go back to the beginning, when Strong Bad first checks his email.
*During the title of the Atari 2600 version, pressing the spacebar will make the duck that moves go back to the beginning.

=== Goofs ===
*The ducks in both versions of the game move smoothly at the resolution of the real screen, not at the blocky resolution the games supposedly run at.
*In the Atari 2600 version, the pond could be drained even if it was empty.
*Also in the Atari 2600 version, if you threw an anvil in the pond after it was drained, it would still make a splash.
* On a similar note as above, if the pond is drained and the duck is at a feed drop spot, you can throw it the feed at which point it will wander around as though the pond was full. It also becomes invincible to anvils at that time.

== Comments ==
* In the e-mail the bread crumbs bob up and down, yet when you play the game they stay perfectly still.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail14.html|watch "duck pond"]]
*[[HR:sbemail14.swf|view the Flash file for "duck pond"]]
*[http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail14.html watch "duck pond" with a playable Atari 2600 version]

{{VidelectrixGames}}
[[Category:Videlectrix Games]]

Duck Pond

Zeebedee — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:48:36 GMT

Zeebedee:

[[Image:Duckpond_One.PNG|thumb|Duck Pond on Tandy 400]]
[[Image:duckpondatari.png|thumb|Duck Pond on Atari 2600]]

{{aboutgame}} {{foremail|duck pond}}

'''Duck Pond''' is a game from the Strong Bad Email [[duck pond]]. The objective of the game is to feed two [[ducks]] in a pond. If one of the two ducks is fed 10 times in the [[Tandy 400]] version, the player reaches the [[Atari 2600]] version of the game, which was made by [[Videlectrix]]. [[Strong Bad]] seems to think the [[Atari 2600]] version is [[Strong Bad's Technology|high-tech]].

== Tandy 400 Version==
Instructions:
<blockquote>Duck Pond Simulator 3.0 
copyright 1981 
Instructions: 
Press the "F" to throw bread 
Press Spacebar to Start</blockquote>

When one of the ducks has been fed ten times, this message is displayed:
<blockquote>GAME OVER 
You fed [[Deliberately Poor English|them]] ducks good. 
Wanna play the 
Atari 2600 version?? 
Press the Spacebar</blockquote>

== Atari 2600 Version ==
You used to be able to play the Atari 2600 Version of Duck Pond just like the Tandy version. However, you can't do this anymore. The "state of the art version" had more controls than the Tandy 400 version:
*Pressing F threw bread.
*Pressing A dropped an anvil ''(Note: If the anvil fell on a duck, the duck could not come back)''.
*Pressing Y drained the pond; making the ducks stop moving ''(Note: Once the pond was drained, it could not be refilled)''.
*Pressing 8 shrank the brown duck ''(Note: Could only be done once)''.

== Fun Facts==
=== Glitches ===
*By holding the F key for a few seconds, the player throws three pieces of bread simultaneously (four pieces in the Atari 2600 version).
*The Atari 2600 version doesn't work at all. After Strong Bad comments on the "state of the art graphics ... graphics", the email will start to play again.
**You can also press "Loop" on the Flash file to keep the email from restarting. (Note: this will stop the game and you will have to restart the email.)
*It was possible to get the ducks moving after the pond has been drained, by throwing a piece of bread in front of them. They would eat it and swim as if there was water in the pond. Once this glitch had been activated, A had to be pressed to drain the pond again, and the other buttons wouldn't work.
*If S was pressed while playing the Atari 2600 version in fullscreen (in the Flash File), the Flash file would go back to the beginning, when Strong Bad first checks his email.
*During the title of the Atari 2600 version, pressing the spacebar will make the duck that moves go back to the beginning.

=== Goofs ===
*The ducks in both versions of the game move smoothly at the resolution of the real screen, not at the blocky resolution the games supposedly run at.
*In the Atari 2600 version, the pond could be drained even if it was empty.
*Also in the Atari 2600 version, if you threw an anvil in the pond after it was drained, it would still make a splash.
* On a similar note as above, if the pond is drained and the duck is at a feed drop spot, you can throw it the feed at which point it will wander around as though the pond was full. It also becomes invincible to anvils at that time.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail14.html|watch "duck pond"]]
*[[HR:sbemail14.swf|view the Flash file for "duck pond"]]
*[http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail14.html watch "duck pond" with a playable Atari 2600 version]

{{VidelectrixGames}}
[[Category:Videlectrix Games]]

== Comments ==
* In the e-mail the bread crumbs bob up and down, yet when you play the game they stay perfectly still.

160 Seconds

Zeebedee — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:41:29 GMT

Zeebedee: /* Comments */

A video composed of one second from each of the first 160 [[Strong Bad Email]]s.

'''Running Time:''' 3:02

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|exclusive=TRUE}}

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Badman}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Cheerleader}}, {{film|So and So}}, {{film|What's Her Face}}, {{film|The Ugly One}}, [[Zubs and Coach B]], {{film|Stinkoman}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Keyboard Strong Bad}}, {{film|Sherlock}}, {{film|Eh! Steve!}}, {{film|Senor Cardgage}}, [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]], [[Teeg Dougland]], [[Head Bad]], [[Balding Man]]

==Transcript==
''{open to a message reading:}''
<div style="width:20em; background:#4e99b4; color: white; text-align: center; padding: 1em">'''160 Seconds''' Here's the deal: we took the 1st second from email #1, the 2nd second from email <nowiki>#</nowiki>2, the 3rd second from email #3 and so on, all the way up to email 160 and stitched them all together to make this trainwreck. Enjoy!</div>
''{The message is read aloud in sequence:}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here's the deal: we took the first second from email number one—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —the second second from email number two—

'''STRONG SAD:''' —the third second from email number three and—

'''BUBS:''' —so on, all the way up to email one—

'''COACH Z:''' —sixty and stitched them all together to—

'''STRONG MAD:''' —MAKE THIS TRAINWRECK.

'''HOMSAR:''' Ennn-joy!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{after a very brief pause}'' What about me?

''{Cut to each email in order, as described above.}''
{|
|-
| width="165" | {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[some kinda robot]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, who is
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[homsar]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' My emai
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[butt IQ]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Check-a check-a check-a my email
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[homestar hair]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Doot do do doot
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[making out]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Dear
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[depressio]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -Ear Strong Bad
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[halloweener]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' To have the bestest
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[brianrietta]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' I can't help but realize
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[i love you]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{gibberish from pronouncing the name}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[trevor the vampire]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' As you
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[i rule]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You talking about
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[credit card]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Your old credit card numb-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[i she be]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -Rong Bad, great looking girl
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[duck pond]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -iwi ''{enter sound}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the basics]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' But you know, there's the
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[band names]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You rule
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[studying]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{loudly and angrily}'' Close the book and
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[stand-up]] || ''{silence; Strong Bad is away from the Tandy}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[tape-leg]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Some kind of tape
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[spring cleaning]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have a secr-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cartoon]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Umm...
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sb_email 22]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Nevermind the Bullocks
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[little animal]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns to his computer}'' So there's
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the bird]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Phylo D.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[super powers]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{glowing noises as Strong Bad attempts to open a [[Cold One]] with his blue diamond}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[CGNU]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Half as awesome as
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[3 Wishes]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Look at how great
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[1 step ahead]] || '''STRONG SAD:''' Funny ''{dodge ball hits him}'' Oh!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[superhero name]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You know, like: St-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[12:00]] || '''BUBS:''' It took me a l-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sugarbob]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Anyway
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[flag day]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Coolest flag you ever
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[gimmicks]] || ''{silence and blackness}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[weird dream]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -derstand
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sisters]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{indistinguishable mumbling and groaning}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[guitar]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' JIGGA JUG JIGGA JA J-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dullard]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pretending to be on the phone}'' Yes.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[helium]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a high voice because of helium}'' Too!!!!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[property of ones]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' So you got that
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[vacation]] || ''{A postcard from The Great Mound appears on screen}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[invisibility]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Picking up some Swiss Cake Rolls while invisible}'' You know,
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[action figure]] || ''{The Strong Bad action figure's fists go up}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[little questions]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -s a baby.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lures and jigs]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -eg!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[techno]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Doom doom
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[your friends]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ah-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[new hands]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{With a bucket for a hand}'' Sit on it when I get-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[ghosts]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -osts?
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[theme party]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -nes, and invite a
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[50 emails]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{short pause}'' Tape le-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[website]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -da cool.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[island]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stranded on a desert island with Homestar}'' You're gonna need
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[comic]] || '''CHEERLEADER:''' -et's start LOOKING
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[morning routine]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Routine
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cheat talk]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ay.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[current status]] || '''ZUBS:''' -rap ain't funny.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[japanese cartoon]] || ''{Stinkoman flies around space in cool poses while his theme music plays}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dragon]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Drawing a dragon}'' -me way. S,
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[marzipan]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' with me? '''MARZIPAN:''' That
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[huttah!]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' He's not even that cu-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[monster truck]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -SMITH LIGHTS SOME SMOKE B-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[interview]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' About your childhood
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[fingers]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{At Bubs' Concession Stand}'' Gimme a little some-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[english paper]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Which is my
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[unused emails]] || '''STRONG MAD:''' A PRAYING MAN-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the show]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You agree?
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[autobiography]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{On tape recorder}'' slipped him some drugs
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[caper]] || ''{music plays}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[personal favorites]] || ''{Shot of Strong Bad, Bubs and the Grape Nuts Robot quickly changes to shot of Strong Bad trying to fly Bubs' Concession Stand}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[big white face]] || ''{Closeup of the Compy, wide view of Strong Bad's Computer room}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[2 emails]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ow, I know!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[crazy cartoon]] || ''{Keyboard Strong Bad plays part of Homesickness of the Lowlander, Sherlock dances, Eh! Steve runs by in the background}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[mascot]] || ''{Homestar is in the Jolly Dumple Costume, whistle blows}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[privileges]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -re! Ooh, and the
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[funny]] || ''{Strong Bad is bouncing on his head with a floppy disk taped to his forehead}'' '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can see y-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sibbie]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{watching TV}'' Oh, this is the one with
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[suntan]] || ''{Strong Bad is sunbathing, The King of Town steals his cocoa butter}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[anything]] || '''COACH Z:''' ''{To Strong Sad}'' -ad the ball at the top o'
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the process]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -thing, eh whoev-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[stunt double]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -aaape?
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[date]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' So
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[impression]] || '''COACH Z:''' use of light and
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[labor day]] || '''COACH Z:''' Oh, I
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[kids' book]] || ''{Page turns in a kids' book}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Every-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[2 years]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ve definitely wo-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[no loafing]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hanging up a picture of a beagle}'' -rk for it.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[mile]] || '''POWERED BY THE CHEAT HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[couch patch]] || ''{Lil' Strong Bad writes on the back of the couch}'' '''STRONG SAD:''' -member a young Strong Bad
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[local news]] || ''{The Cheat is in the air, Strong Bad makes helicopter noises}'' '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, subtitles: Thanks Strong Bad}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[colonization]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' cold Hardee's he
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[caffiene]] || '''HYPERACTIVE STRONG SAD:''' ''{unintelligible}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[kind of cool]] || '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Like me.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[army]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' What ridiculous wa-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[video games]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ations.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the bet]] || '''KING OF TOWN:''' -o game. It's th-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lackey]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ost adorable.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[monument]] || '''UNSEEN CHORUS:''' ''{singing}'' -an!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[stupid stuff]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Wearing a labcoat and holding a test tube}'' -n! I said
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[different town]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Standing on his stool}'' Fourteenth song!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[flashback]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Story book Strong Bad and Coach Z are on a rainbow}'' Back down to free
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[car]] || ''{The underneath of Homestar's hat is glowing}'' '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -an
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lunch special]] || ''{Strong Bad puts a hose into Bubs' Concession Stand}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, the
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[haircut]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Not eating it
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[theme park]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' When
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[replacement]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' The worst song I ever hear-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dangeresque 3]] || '''COACH Z:''' ''{Dressed as Renaldo}'' -ur new partner
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cheatday]] || ''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are dressed as coal miners}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Co-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[pom pom]] || '''BUBS:''' That'll be ten
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[crying]] || ''{Homestar is on the ground crying}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[for kids]] || ''{Homsar walks forward a short distance, then stops}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[other days]] || ''{Quick short of Strong Bad and The Cheat cleaning up Strong Badia before cutting to a calender}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Then there's
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[old comics]] || ''{Shot of a comic panel in which Strong Bad is punching Homestar and the King of Town is saying "You're the worst of friends}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Living reader
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[pizzaz]] || ''{Stylised drawing of The Cheat pulling a plug out of the wall, music plays}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the facts]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Gaping plotholes
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[time capsule]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -ss old wig in it
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[extra plug]] || ''{Strong Sad, Strong Mad and The Cheat watch TV and laugh. Strong Bad comes in.}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' What are you guy-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[montage]] || ''{The Wagon Fulla Pancakes falls down some stairs, music plays}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[virus]] || ''{There are Homestar popups all over the screen, Strong Bad is outside the cartoon and is banging his fists on the side of the cartoon and screaming}'' '''HOMESTAR POPUP:''' Is! Totally
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[animal]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Sea fangly
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[radio]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ish was delish
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[part-time job]] || '''BUBS:''' Pictures with the
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dreamail]] || ''{Strong Bad has just finished answering his first dreamail}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[origins]] || ''{Homsar is glued to Marzipan}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -sar, and
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[secret recipies]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Or make puke The King of
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[rock opera]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Powered by The Cheat video of Strong Bad dancing with some girl}'' -omite! After-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[best thing]] || '''TEEG DOUGLAND:''' To Mitch
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[long pants]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You wear no
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[rampage]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Go ahead, The Cheat.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[garage sale]] || ''{Strong Sad is standing next to Senor Cardgage, Strong Bad approaches them}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Look, if you're
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[do over]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Don't you know
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[boring (really)]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My eyes.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[modeling]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Clutching a milk-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[bottom 10]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Stench
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[record book]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wear shorts.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lady...ing]] || ''{Old school Strong Bad splashes gasoline all over himself}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[geddup noise]] || ''{The Cheat is DJing}'' '''SINGER:''' Geddup geddup geddup!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[bedtime story]] || ''{A Powered by The Cheat movie depicts a digital watch flashing a picture of The Cheat. Cut to The Cheat and Moses Malone playing video games}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[space program]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Dressed as Space Captainface}'' Got to...
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[portrait]] || ''{The Cheat is gnawing Strong Bad's face into a log of wood}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' You two alone
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[highschool]] || '''STRONGBADIOPHAGE:''' -uying there, Homest-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[death metal]] || ''{Strong Mad is kneeling on the floor}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -ystical orb in each
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[secret identity]] || ''{Shot of Scarfgirl magazine}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[technology]] || '''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[narrator]] || ''{Strong Sad is brushing his teeth and Strong Bad is looking over his shoulder}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -d of years it ha-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[myths & legends]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' growlin' and poopin' all
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[pop-up]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Some Cheat-tribution!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lady fan]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{exercising}'' Tweese it, tweese it
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[disconnected]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Selling bread}'' Here! Dinner
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[candy product]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' The crips and the cru-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[alternate universe]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' e-Hulk?
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[senior prom]] || '''COACH Z:''' Their bre-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[isp]] || '''BUBS:''' See what we can
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[redesign]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Aisle.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[keep cool]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{acting as a lifeguard}'' -uys know the drill.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[theme song]] || ''{A stylised drawing of Strong Bad chasing the Lappy very quickly changes to a drawing of the middle aged man}'' '''ANNOUNCER:''' Do you wanna cut
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[road trip]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -able. ''{The Cheat begins to insert a CD into a car's tape player}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[trading cards]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just sad.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cliffhangers]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[retirement]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Rick. Way to
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[coloring]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ramble? What about
|}
''{Fade to black.}''

== Fun Facts ==
*The scene from [[funny]] was taken from an Easter Egg.
*The widescreen emails [[flashback]] and [[virus]] are letterboxed here while they were stretched on discs 3 and 4 of the Email DVD.

== Comments ==
*This is another example of the use of the words train wreck.
[[Category:strongbad email.exe Disc Five]]

160 Seconds

Zeebedee — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:40:54 GMT

Zeebedee:

A video composed of one second from each of the first 160 [[Strong Bad Email]]s.

'''Running Time:''' 3:02

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|exclusive=TRUE}}

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Badman}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Cheerleader}}, {{film|So and So}}, {{film|What's Her Face}}, {{film|The Ugly One}}, [[Zubs and Coach B]], {{film|Stinkoman}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Keyboard Strong Bad}}, {{film|Sherlock}}, {{film|Eh! Steve!}}, {{film|Senor Cardgage}}, [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]], [[Teeg Dougland]], [[Head Bad]], [[Balding Man]]

==Transcript==
''{open to a message reading:}''
<div style="width:20em; background:#4e99b4; color: white; text-align: center; padding: 1em">'''160 Seconds''' Here's the deal: we took the 1st second from email #1, the 2nd second from email <nowiki>#</nowiki>2, the 3rd second from email #3 and so on, all the way up to email 160 and stitched them all together to make this trainwreck. Enjoy!</div>
''{The message is read aloud in sequence:}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here's the deal: we took the first second from email number one—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —the second second from email number two—

'''STRONG SAD:''' —the third second from email number three and—

'''BUBS:''' —so on, all the way up to email one—

'''COACH Z:''' —sixty and stitched them all together to—

'''STRONG MAD:''' —MAKE THIS TRAINWRECK.

'''HOMSAR:''' Ennn-joy!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{after a very brief pause}'' What about me?

''{Cut to each email in order, as described above.}''
{|
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| width="165" | {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[some kinda robot]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, who is
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[homsar]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' My emai
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[butt IQ]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Check-a check-a check-a my email
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[homestar hair]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Doot do do doot
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[making out]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Dear
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[depressio]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -Ear Strong Bad
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[halloweener]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' To have the bestest
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[brianrietta]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' I can't help but realize
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[i love you]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{gibberish from pronouncing the name}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[trevor the vampire]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' As you
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[i rule]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You talking about
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[credit card]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Your old credit card numb-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[i she be]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -Rong Bad, great looking girl
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[duck pond]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -iwi ''{enter sound}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the basics]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' But you know, there's the
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[band names]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You rule
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[studying]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{loudly and angrily}'' Close the book and
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[stand-up]] || ''{silence; Strong Bad is away from the Tandy}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[tape-leg]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Some kind of tape
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[spring cleaning]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have a secr-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cartoon]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Umm...
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sb_email 22]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Nevermind the Bullocks
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[little animal]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns to his computer}'' So there's
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the bird]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Phylo D.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[super powers]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{glowing noises as Strong Bad attempts to open a [[Cold One]] with his blue diamond}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[CGNU]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Half as awesome as
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[3 Wishes]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Look at how great
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[1 step ahead]] || '''STRONG SAD:''' Funny ''{dodge ball hits him}'' Oh!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[superhero name]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You know, like: St-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[12:00]] || '''BUBS:''' It took me a l-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sugarbob]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Anyway
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[flag day]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Coolest flag you ever
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[gimmicks]] || ''{silence and blackness}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[weird dream]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -derstand
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sisters]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{indistinguishable mumbling and groaning}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[guitar]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' JIGGA JUG JIGGA JA J-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dullard]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pretending to be on the phone}'' Yes.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[helium]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a high voice because of helium}'' Too!!!!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[property of ones]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' So you got that
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[vacation]] || ''{A postcard from The Great Mound appears on screen}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[invisibility]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Picking up some Swiss Cake Rolls while invisible}'' You know,
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[action figure]] || ''{The Strong Bad action figure's fists go up}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[little questions]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -s a baby.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lures and jigs]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -eg!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[techno]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Doom doom
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[your friends]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ah-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[new hands]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{With a bucket for a hand}'' Sit on it when I get-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[ghosts]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -osts?
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[theme party]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -nes, and invite a
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[50 emails]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{short pause}'' Tape le-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[website]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -da cool.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[island]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stranded on a desert island with Homestar}'' You're gonna need
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[comic]] || '''CHEERLEADER:''' -et's start LOOKING
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[morning routine]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Routine
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cheat talk]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ay.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[current status]] || '''ZUBS:''' -rap ain't funny.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[japanese cartoon]] || ''{Stinkoman flies around space in cool poses while his theme music plays}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dragon]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Drawing a dragon}'' -me way. S,
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[marzipan]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' with me? '''MARZIPAN:''' That
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[huttah!]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' He's not even that cu-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[monster truck]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -SMITH LIGHTS SOME SMOKE B-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[interview]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' About your childhood
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[fingers]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{At Bubs' Concession Stand}'' Gimme a little some-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[english paper]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Which is my
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[unused emails]] || '''STRONG MAD:''' A PRAYING MAN-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the show]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You agree?
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[autobiography]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{On tape recorder}'' slipped him some drugs
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[caper]] || ''{music plays}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[personal favorites]] || ''{Shot of Strong Bad, Bubs and the Grape Nuts Robot quickly changes to shot of Strong Bad trying to fly Bubs' Concession Stand}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[big white face]] || ''{Closeup of the Compy, wide view of Strong Bad's Computer room}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[2 emails]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ow, I know!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[crazy cartoon]] || ''{Keyboard Strong Bad plays part of Homesickness of the Lowlander, Sherlock dances, Eh! Steve runs by in the background}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[mascot]] || ''{Homestar is in the Jolly Dumple Costume, whistle blows}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[privileges]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -re! Ooh, and the
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[funny]] || ''{Strong Bad is bouncing on his head with a floppy disk taped to his forehead}'' '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can see y-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sibbie]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{watching TV}'' Oh, this is the one with
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[suntan]] || ''{Strong Bad is sunbathing, The King of Town steals his cocoa butter}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[anything]] || '''COACH Z:''' ''{To Strong Sad}'' -ad the ball at the top o'
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the process]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -thing, eh whoev-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[stunt double]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -aaape?
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[date]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' So
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[impression]] || '''COACH Z:''' use of light and
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[labor day]] || '''COACH Z:''' Oh, I
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[kids' book]] || ''{Page turns in a kids' book}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Every-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[2 years]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ve definitely wo-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[no loafing]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hanging up a picture of a beagle}'' -rk for it.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[mile]] || '''POWERED BY THE CHEAT HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[couch patch]] || ''{Lil' Strong Bad writes on the back of the couch}'' '''STRONG SAD:''' -member a young Strong Bad
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[local news]] || ''{The Cheat is in the air, Strong Bad makes helicopter noises}'' '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, subtitles: Thanks Strong Bad}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[colonization]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' cold Hardee's he
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[caffiene]] || '''HYPERACTIVE STRONG SAD:''' ''{unintelligible}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[kind of cool]] || '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Like me.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[army]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' What ridiculous wa-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[video games]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ations.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the bet]] || '''KING OF TOWN:''' -o game. It's th-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lackey]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ost adorable.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[monument]] || '''UNSEEN CHORUS:''' ''{singing}'' -an!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[stupid stuff]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Wearing a labcoat and holding a test tube}'' -n! I said
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[different town]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Standing on his stool}'' Fourteenth song!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[flashback]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Story book Strong Bad and Coach Z are on a rainbow}'' Back down to free
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[car]] || ''{The underneath of Homestar's hat is glowing}'' '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -an
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lunch special]] || ''{Strong Bad puts a hose into Bubs' Concession Stand}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, the
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[haircut]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Not eating it
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[theme park]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' When
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| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[replacement]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' The worst song I ever hear-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dangeresque 3]] || '''COACH Z:''' ''{Dressed as Renaldo}'' -ur new partner
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cheatday]] || ''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are dressed as coal miners}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Co-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[pom pom]] || '''BUBS:''' That'll be ten
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[crying]] || ''{Homestar is on the ground crying}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[for kids]] || ''{Homsar walks forward a short distance, then stops}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[other days]] || ''{Quick short of Strong Bad and The Cheat cleaning up Strong Badia before cutting to a calender}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Then there's
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[old comics]] || ''{Shot of a comic panel in which Strong Bad is punching Homestar and the King of Town is saying "You're the worst of friends}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Living reader
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[pizzaz]] || ''{Stylised drawing of The Cheat pulling a plug out of the wall, music plays}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the facts]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Gaping plotholes
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[time capsule]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -ss old wig in it
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[extra plug]] || ''{Strong Sad, Strong Mad and The Cheat watch TV and laugh. Strong Bad comes in.}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' What are you guy-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[montage]] || ''{The Wagon Fulla Pancakes falls down some stairs, music plays}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[virus]] || ''{There are Homestar popups all over the screen, Strong Bad is outside the cartoon and is banging his fists on the side of the cartoon and screaming}'' '''HOMESTAR POPUP:''' Is! Totally
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[animal]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Sea fangly
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[radio]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ish was delish
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[part-time job]] || '''BUBS:''' Pictures with the
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dreamail]] || ''{Strong Bad has just finished answering his first dreamail}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[origins]] || ''{Homsar is glued to Marzipan}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -sar, and
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[secret recipies]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Or make puke The King of
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[rock opera]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Powered by The Cheat video of Strong Bad dancing with some girl}'' -omite! After-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[best thing]] || '''TEEG DOUGLAND:''' To Mitch
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[long pants]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You wear no
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[rampage]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Go ahead, The Cheat.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[garage sale]] || ''{Strong Sad is standing next to Senor Cardgage, Strong Bad approaches them}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Look, if you're
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[do over]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Don't you know
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[boring (really)]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My eyes.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[modeling]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Clutching a milk-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[bottom 10]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Stench
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[record book]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wear shorts.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lady...ing]] || ''{Old school Strong Bad splashes gasoline all over himself}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[geddup noise]] || ''{The Cheat is DJing}'' '''SINGER:''' Geddup geddup geddup!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[bedtime story]] || ''{A Powered by The Cheat movie depicts a digital watch flashing a picture of The Cheat. Cut to The Cheat and Moses Malone playing video games}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[space program]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Dressed as Space Captainface}'' Got to...
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[portrait]] || ''{The Cheat is gnawing Strong Bad's face into a log of wood}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' You two alone
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[highschool]] || '''STRONGBADIOPHAGE:''' -uying there, Homest-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[death metal]] || ''{Strong Mad is kneeling on the floor}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -ystical orb in each
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[secret identity]] || ''{Shot of Scarfgirl magazine}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[technology]] || '''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[narrator]] || ''{Strong Sad is brushing his teeth and Strong Bad is looking over his shoulder}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -d of years it ha-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[myths & legends]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' growlin' and poopin' all
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[pop-up]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Some Cheat-tribution!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lady fan]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{exercising}'' Tweese it, tweese it
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[disconnected]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Selling bread}'' Here! Dinner
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[candy product]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' The crips and the cru-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[alternate universe]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' e-Hulk?
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[senior prom]] || '''COACH Z:''' Their bre-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[isp]] || '''BUBS:''' See what we can
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[redesign]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Aisle.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[keep cool]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{acting as a lifeguard}'' -uys know the drill.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[theme song]] || ''{A stylised drawing of Strong Bad chasing the Lappy very quickly changes to a drawing of the middle aged man}'' '''ANNOUNCER:''' Do you wanna cut
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[road trip]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -able. ''{The Cheat begins to insert a CD into a car's tape player}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[trading cards]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just sad.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cliffhangers]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[retirement]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Rick. Way to
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[coloring]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ramble? What about
|}
''{Fade to black.}''

== Fun Facts ==
*The scene from [[funny]] was taken from an Easter Egg.
*The widescreen emails [[flashback]] and [[virus]] are letterboxed here while they were stretched on discs 3 and 4 of the Email DVD.

== Comments ==
*His is another example of the use of the word train wreck
[[Category:strongbad email.exe Disc Five]]