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Subtitles:somber/en

ZanderSchubert — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:50:27 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Subtitles

{{subtitles|Somber Vacation}}
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="somber.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="23" end="60" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">unintelligible conversation</line>
<line start="61" end="75" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Ahem!</line>
<line start="76" end="122" speaker="strongsad">Thank you all for coming to my slide show presentation!</line>
<line start="123" end="158" speaker="strongbad">Slide show! You said you found a dead body.</line>
<line start="159" end="183" speaker="bubs">You told me there'd be casseroles.</line>
<line start="184" end="200" speaker="homestar">You're welcome.</line>
<line start="201" end="231" speaker="strongsad">Summertime is generally a happy time,</line>
<line start="232" end="271" speaker="strongsad">making it my least favorite time of year.</line>
<line start="272" end="311" speaker="strongsad">So, in order to make myself appropriately miserable,</line>
<line start="312" end="368" speaker="strongsad">I decided to embrace all the hoopla and go to the beach.</line>
<line start="369" end="390" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, that's where you were.</line>
<line start="391" end="450" speaker="strongbad">We all figured you were inside that barrel again. Moistening yourself, or whatever.</line>
<line start="451" end="490" speaker="strongsad">It's called "The Dampening", and it helps me focus.</line>
<line start="491" end="513" speaker="strongsad">Now, let's begin.</line>
<line start="514" end="552" speaker="strongsad">My Somber Vacation.</line>
<line start="553" end="582" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Since I don't have a lot of beach apparel,</line>
<line start="583" end="644" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">The King of Town's blacksmith was kind enough to let me borrow this revealing little number.</line>
<line start="645" end="680" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Even though I couldn't see anything with it on,</line>
<line start="681" end="734" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I think it's safe to assume that this really turned some heads.</line>
<line start="735" end="806" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Next, I went ahead and buried myself alive in the sand.</line>
<line start="807" end="851" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I won third place in a sand sculpture competition.</line>
<line start="852" end="879" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Instead of collecting sea shells,</line>
<line start="880" end="954" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I stalked the sandy shores looking for algae covered chunks of styrofoam coolers.</line>
<line start="955" end="1018" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I added some googly eyes and some pipe cleaner and then played beach volleyball with them.</line>
<line start="1019" end="1053" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">They won handily.</line>
<line start="1054" end="1096" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Here I am enjoying my favorite tropical beverage:</line>
<line start="1097" end="1153" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">A scalding hot cup of black coffee with beach sand on the rim.</line>
<line start="1154" end="1204" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">The bartender kept calling it a "Sucks On The Beach".</line>
<line start="1205" end="1260" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">My last night there, I went for a long midnight walk on the beach.</line>
<line start="1261" end="1281" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">It would've been nice and lonely,</line>
<line start="1282" end="1338" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">if I didn't keep tripping over teenage and European couples making out.</line>
<line start="1339" end="1380" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">But, of course, I forgot to put on any moonscreen,</line>
<line start="1381" end="1403" speaker="strongsad">so I got burned to a crisp! </line>
<line start="1404" end="1434" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">laughing</line>
<line start="1435" end="1456" speaker="bubs">Well, heeb my jeebies!</line>
<line start="1457" end="1486" speaker="strongsad">Shut up! It's a skin condition.</line>
<line start="1487" end="1522" speaker="strongsad">This is just how I tan. I can't help it!</line>
<line start="1523" end="1544" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">laughs</line>
<line start="1545" end="1575" speaker="strongbad">Lookin' good, Miss July!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Play Date

ZanderSchubert — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 14:18:17 GMT

ZanderSchubert: /* Remarks */

{{toonnav|Shorts|playdate|The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:PlayDate.png|thumb|"CAN HOMESTAR COME OUT AND PLAY?"]]

Homestar babysits Strong Mad, with disastrous results.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Nebulon}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The King of Town}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[The Field]], [[Marshmallow's L'est Stand]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, June 9, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 2:46

'''Page Title:''' Wanna mess around?

==Transcript==
''{Camera tilts down to reveal Homestar Runner calling on his cordless phone, sitting on his couch.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Pom Dog. It's Homedog. Yeah, dog. Wanna hang out? Oh? Oh. Firmware upgrade. No, that sounds important. No, it's cool. I'll catch you later. Boop! Oh. ''{Homestar actually hangs up the phone. Reverse shot, with a list marked "Phone People". Pom Pom (Pom Dog) is crossed out. Homestar dials the phone.}'' Strong Bad? No? Cool. ''{Homestar hangs up. Strong Bad's name is crossed off.}'' Bubs! In federal prison? ''{white frame}'' Coach Z? In juvenile prison? ''{Coach Z's name is crossed off the list. Increasing Dutch angle shots as Strong Sad and The Cheat are crossed off. Cut to Homestar lying on his couch.}'' ''{Disappointed}'' Nah, it's cool. I forgot today was yours and Brunswick stew's anniversary. 'Kay. Bye. ''{King Of Town's name is crossed off. Homestar sighs off camera.}'' Well, I'll just have to call —

''{Cut to Strong Mad opening the door.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' CAN HOMESTAR COME OUT AND PLAY?

''{Title "Play Date" drops down over a black background.}''

''{Crossfade to Homestar leaning out his front door talking to Strong Mad.)''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, we don't really call it "playing" anymore, Strong Mad. ''{Close-up of Homestar}'' It's more like hanging out, messing around, kicking back.

''{Two shot of Homestar and Strong Mad}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' LET'S FOOL AROUND.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hm. Maybe not "fool around" either. ''{Close-up of Homestar}'' Why don't we get down to business? Let's play. Or, kick around. Whatever.

''{Two shot}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' LET'S PLAY BLOCKS.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Blocks, eh? I'm not opposed to the classics. Let's play some blocks.

''{Push wipe left to a tower of cinder blocks wavering slightly. Strong Mad grunts off camera and another cinder block flies to the top of the pile. Pull back to reveal Homestar pushed into the ground with the blocks on top of his chest.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{strained}'' You know, this is exactly what I thought you had in mind. ''{Close up on Homestar}'' Not sure why I agreed to it. How 'bout we play catch?

''{Push wipe left to Homestar crouching slightly, his cap on backwards, and a baseball glove floating in front of him.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right! Fire it in here! Gimme the old pepper atta pepper whatta pepper who's a pepper— ''{Bubs' Concession Stand lands on Homestar}'' Oof!

''{Bubs pops up in the Stand}''

'''BUBS:''' It's a relocation sale! Fifty percent off all badly beaten Homestars!

''{Push wipe down to Homestar, with a bandage on his head, and Strong Mad sitting on the couch.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{shakily}'' Okay, Strong Mad. We're going to have a little something I like to call "migraine time". We can play all your new favorite game, ''{pull back to a wider shot}'' Feathers and Cotton. Ready? Go.

''{Homestar puts an ice pack on his face. Then a meteor falls through the ceiling, crushing Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Waugh!

'''STRONG MAD:''' THIS ONE'S NOT MY FAULT.

''{Nebulon pokes up from the meteor, looking around.}''

''{Push wipe up Homestar bandaged, legs in casts, and sitting in a wheelchair in The Field. Strong Mad is standing next to him, smiling apologetically.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wow. I had a real great time messing around, Strong Mad. But next time, maybe we should just play. ''{Strong Bad enters from the left}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, thanks for babysitting the little guy for me, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What?

'''STRONG MAD:''' AWWWW. TIME TO GO?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, sorry, man. ''{close-up of Strong Bad}'' Cinder blocks, structural damage, and meteors? It's definitely time for your nap.

''{Pull back to previous shot. Strong Mad and Strong Bad exit left, Strong Mad pouting a little.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whew. Bubs, hit me with a Cold One. ''{Camera shift right to reveal Bubs' Concession Stand, as Homestar's wheel chair leans back. Bubs slides an 'Old One down the counter.}''

''{Cut to black. A crash is heard followed by a gulp.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ahh. Thanks man.

''{End appears on the screen as music plays. A dot soon follows and the word back fades in the lower left corner.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on the "E" to continue the ending scene.
*:''{scene reopens at the Concession Stand. The 'Old One bottle lays broken on the ground}''
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, wait a minute! Aren't you supposed to be in federal prison?
*:'''BUBS:''' I got time off for snitchy behaviour!
*At the end, click on the period to see The King of Town.
*:''{At Marshmallow's Last Stand. The King sits at one end of the table, with a bowl of soup at the other end. A candle and small jewelry box are also on the table}''
*:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' You know, Brunsy, the 50th anniversary is the ''{holds up a spoon with a white cream in it}'' dollop of sour cream year!

== Fun Facts ==

===Remarks===

*Homestar's telephone uses [[Wikipedia:Dual-tone multi-frequency|dual-tone multi-frequency dialing]] and the numbers can therefore be determined from the tones produced. Homestar dials the following numbers:
**5-3-3 at the beginning of the toon before saying, "Hey Pom Dog..."
**8 after hanging up on Pom Pom.
**8-6-5-3-3 before talking to Strong Bad
**8 after hanging up on Strong Bad and before talking to Bubs.
**8 after hanging up on Bubs and before talking to Coach Z.
**8 after hanging up on Coach Z.
**5-3 before talking to the King of Town.
**8 after hanging up on the King of Town.
*Pom Pom's reference to a firmware upgrade is highly coincidental, as the day that this toon was released is the day that Apple Inc. released firmware 2.0 for the iPhone.
*In the Easter egg, Bubs' arms are in the older, bendy state.
*The word "END" appears to come down over the top of the first Easter Egg: in the last frame, you can see bottom half of the word at the top of the screen.

===Goofs===
*The Poopsmith is originally on Homestar's list, but later disappears.

===Inside References===
*Homestar refers to Pom Pom as [[My Dog|Pom Dog]].
*The King of Town is on a date with [[Stew|Brunswick Stew]].
*Strong Mad ripped Bubs' Concession Stand out of the ground in [[Fall Float Parade]].
*The loading screen reads "[[Irregular Loading Screens|load it]]".

===Real-World References===
*Homestar Runner shouting about "peppering" is a reference to [[Looney Tunes|Bugs Bunny]]'s similar shouting during [[Wikipedia:Baseball Bugs|Baseball Bugs]] after which Bugs grins and says, "That's the old pepper, boy!"
**Homestar's chatter starts to follow [[Wikipedia:Dr Pepper|Dr. Pepper's]] jingle from the 1970s and 1980s, "Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?"

== External Links ==
*[[HR:playdate.html|watch "Play Date"]]
*[[HR:playdate.swf|view the Flash file for "Play Date"]]
*[[Forum:14306|forum thread re: "Play Date"]]

Subtitles:playdate/en

ZanderSchubert — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 14:09:19 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Subtitles

{{subtitles|Play Date}}
<pre>
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="playdate.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="23" end="34" speaker="sfx">dialing</line>
<line start="35" end="57" speaker="homestar">Hey, Pom Dog. It's Homedog.</line>
<line start="58" end="81" speaker="homestar">Yeah, dog. Wanna hang out?</line>
<line start="82" end="120" speaker="homestar">Oh? Oh. Firmware upgrade.</line>
<line start="121" end="141" speaker="homestar">No, that sounds important.</line>
<line start="142" end="171" speaker="homestar">No, it's cool. I'll catch you later.</line>
<line start="172" end="183" speaker="homestar">Boop!</line>
<line start="184" end="190" speaker="homestar">Oh.</line>
<line start="191" end="204" speaker="sfx">hangs up phone</line>
<line start="205" end="222" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="223" end="236"><sfx>dialing</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="237" end="257"><homestar>Strong Bad? No? Cool.</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="258" end="262"><sfx>hangs up phone</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="263" end="293"><homestar>Bubs! In federal prison?</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="294" end="296"><sfx>hangs up phone</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="297" end="327"><homestar>Coach Z? In juvenile prison?</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="328" end="339"><sfx>hangs up phone</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="340" end="346"><sfx>hangs up phone again</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="347" end="361"><sfx>hangs up phone yet again</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="362" end="420"><homestar>Nah, it's cool. I forgot today was yours and Brunswick stew's anniversary.</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="421" end="439" speaker="homestar">Kay. Bye.</line>
<line start="440" end="448" speaker="sfx">hangs up phone</line>
<line start="449" end="462" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">sighs</line>
<line start="463" end="508" speaker="homestar">Oh, well, I'll just have to call — </line>
<line start="509" end="550" speaker="strongmad">CAN HOMESTAR COME OUT AND PLAY?</line>
<line start="551" end="596" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="597" end="643"><homestar>Uh, we don't really call it "playing" anymore, Strong Mad.</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="644" end="697"><homestar>It's more like hanging out, messing around, kicking back.</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="698" end="736" speaker="strongmad">LET'S FOOL AROUND.</line>
<line start="737" end="771" speaker="homestar">Hm. Maybe not "fool around" either.</line>
<line start="772" end="803" speaker="homestar">Why don't we get down to business? Let's play.</line>
<line start="804" end="837" speaker="homestar">Or, kick around. Whatever.</line>
<line start="838" end="864" speaker="strongmad">LET'S PLAY BLOCKS.</line>
<line start="865" end="903" speaker="homestar">Blocks, eh? I'm not opposed to the classics.</line>
<line start="904" end="923"><homestar>Let's play some blocks.</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="924" end="943" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="944" end="960"><strongmad sfx="sfx">grunts</strongmad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="961" end="975"><sfx>crash</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="976" end="1026" speaker="homestar">(strained) You know, this is exactly what I thought you had in mind.</line>
<line start="1027" end="1051" speaker="homestar">(strained) Not sure why I agreed to it.</line>
<line start="1052" end="1073" speaker="homestar">(strained) How 'bout we play catch?</line>
<line start="1080" end="1098" speaker="homestar">All right! Fire it in here!</line>
<line start="1099" end="1125" speaker="homestar">Gimme the old pepper atta pepper whatta pepper who's a pepper—</line>
<line start="1126" end="1134"><homestar>Gimme the old pepper atta pepper whatta pepper who's a pepper—</homestar><strongmad sfx="sfx">grunts</strongmad></line>
<line start="1135" end="1146"><sfx>crash</sfx><homestar>Oof!</homestar></line>
<line start="1159" end="1234"><bubs>It's a relocation sale! Fifty percent off all badly beaten Homestars!</bubs><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1237" end="1307" speaker="homestar">Okay, Strong Mad. We're going to have a little something I like to call "migraine time".</line>
<line start="1308" end="1308" speaker="homestar">We can play all your new favorite game, Feathers and Cotton.</line>
<line start="1309" end="1355" speaker="homestar">We can play all your new favorite game, Feathers and Cotton.</line>
<line start="1356" end="1374" speaker="homestar">Ready? Go.</line>
<line start="1375" end="1387" speaker="sfx">woosh</line>
<line start="1388" end="1406"><sfx>crash</sfx><homestar>Waugh!</homestar></line>
<line start="1407" end="1446" speaker="strongmad">THIS ONE'S NOT MY FAULT.</line>
<line start="1447" end="1470" speaker="sfx">space noises</line>
<line start="1479" end="1524"><homestar>Wow. I had a real great time messing around, Strong Mad.</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1525" end="1561"><homestar>But next time, maybe we should just play.</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1562" end="1601" speaker="strongbad">Hey, thanks for babysitting the little guy for me, Homestar.</line>
<line start="1602" end="1608" speaker="homestar">What?</line>
<line start="1609" end="1640" speaker="strongmad">AWWWW. TIME TO GO?</line>
<line start="1641" end="1658" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, sorry, man.</line>
<line start="1659" end="1725" speaker="strongbad">Cinder blocks, structural damage, and meteors? It's definitely time for your nap.</line>
<line start="1726" end="1761" speaker="strongmad" sfx="sfx">pouts</line>
<line start="1769" end="1812" speaker="homestar">Whew. Bubs, hit me with a Cold One.</line>
<line start="1823" end="1840" speaker="sfx">sliding</line>
<line start="1841" end="1849" speaker="sfx">crash</line>
<line start="1850" end="1860" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">gulp</line>
<line start="1861" end="1885" speaker="homestar">Ahh. Thanks man.</line>
<line start="1886" end="2009" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="2029" end="2070" speaker="homestar">Hey, wait a minute! Aren't you supposed to be in federal prison?</line>
<line start="2071" end="2110" speaker="bubs">I got time off for snitchy behaviour!</line>
<line start="2129" end="2228"><kingoftown>You know, Brunsy, the 50th anniversary is the dollop of sour cream year!</kingoftown><sfx>romantic music</sfx></line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail195/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 27 May 2008 00:32:41 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Correcting email number

{{subtitles|love poems}}
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail195.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="16" end="97" speaker="strongbad">(singing) Girl, where's my money that you owe me from all those emails that you wrote me?</line>
<line start="98" end="126" speaker="strongbad">“Dear Mr. Strong [Bad].</line>
<line start="127" end="204" speaker="strongbad">“I am in love. Unfortunately, I am absotively blunderous with my words which I speak.</line>
<line start="205" end="232" speaker="strongbad">“Will you help me write a love poem?</line>
<line start="233" end="276" speaker="strongbad">“Sincerely, Just Another Homeless Romantic”</line>
<line start="277" end="353" speaker="strongbad">Well, put on your patchy-stained jacket and gather 'round the fire in the trashcan, Homeless Romantic,</line>
<line start="354" end="401" speaker="strongbad">cause the Rub [Doctor] is here to help!</line>
<line start="402" end="436" speaker="strongbad">Hi. I'm Doctor Marvin Rubdown.</line>
<line start="437" end="530" speaker="strongbad">Did you know that writing love poems is as easy as telling a girl she's hot with the fance-pantsiest words you can think of?</line>
<line start="531" end="601" speaker="strongbad">For poetic inspiration, I like to swipe the names of scented candle fragrances!</line>
<line start="609" end="677"><strongbad>Your eyes, they flicker like a Sandalwood Sage Sunset.</strongbad><sfx>Romantic Violin music</sfx></line>
<line start="678" end="743"><strongbad>Your hair flows like Fresh Cotton Linens hung to dry on the deck.</strongbad><sfx>Romantic Violin music</sfx></line>
<line start="744" end="813"><strongbad>Grandma's Apple Cinnamon Spice is the scented candle I would use to describe your mouth.</strongbad><sfx>Romantic Violin music</sfx></line>
<line start="814" end="904"><strongbad>And your nose. Like an unscented emergency candle for when the power goes out.</strongbad><sfx>Romantic Violin music</sfx></line>
<line start="905" end="998" speaker="strongbad">Another way of fancying up a love poem is to replace random letters in the middle of words with apostrophes.</line>
<line start="999" end="1051" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"It is never ever over, my lover of clover"</line>
<line start="1052" end="1066" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">becomes</line>
<line start="1067" end="1105" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"'Tis ne'er e'er o'er, m'lo'er o' clo'er".</line>
<line start="1106" end="1126" speaker="coachz">Now you're sporkin' my language!</line>
<line start="1127" end="1133" speaker="strongbad">Get out!</line>
<line start="1134" end="1168" speaker="strongbad">Women love it when you talk all Elizabethan.</line>
<line start="1169" end="1243" speaker="strongbad">But you shouldn't be afraid to get Kimberlian or Meredithian if the need arises. </line>
<line start="1244" end="1279" speaker="cheerleader">I can't stand the way Meredith talks!</line>
<line start="1280" end="1325" speaker="other">I'th hath a cruth on ethry boyth!</line>
<line start="1326" end="1352" speaker="other">I herly berly on gerly werly!</line>
<line start="1353" end="1376" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Shakespeared!</line>
<line start="1377" end="1433"><strongbad>But if that frilly collar stuff is too oldé schoolé for you,</strongbad><sfx volume="0.3">Music</sfx></line>
<line start="1434" end="1514"><strongbad>then why not try a more contemporary approach with an overweight R'n'B make-out jam?</strongbad><sfx volume="0.4">Music</sfx></line>
<line start="1515" end="1540"><strongbad>As long as your tone is well-dressed and sweaty enough, it doesn't matter what you say!</strongbad><sfx volume="0.5">Music</sfx></line>
<line start="1541" end="1551"><strongbad>As long as your tone is well-dressed and sweaty enough, it doesn't matter what you say!</strongbad><sfx volume="0.7">Music</sfx></line>
<line start="1552" end="1568"><strongbad>As long as your tone is well-dressed and sweaty enough, it doesn't matter what you say!</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">Music</sfx></line>
<line start="1569" end="1591"><strongbad>As long as your tone is well-dressed and sweaty enough, it doesn't matter what you say!</strongbad><sfx volume="0.9">Music</sfx></line>
<line start="1592" end="1643"><tenerence>(singing) This is Tenerence Love with a sweaty overweight jam!</tenerence><sfx>Music</sfx></line>
<line start="1644" end="1701"><tenerence>(singing) My name is Tenerence Love with a sweaty overweight ham! </tenerence><sfx>Music</sfx></line>
<line start="1702" end="1754"><tenerence>(singing) It may be five pounds, ten pounds, twenty pounds,</tenerence><sfx>Music</sfx></line>
<line start="1755" end="1827"><tenerence>(singing) just a little bit overweight, now rhythm brother sweaty town!</tenerence><sfx>Music</sfx></line>
<line start="1828" end="1875" speaker="strongbad">And when that gets you slapped and escorted from her building by security,</line>
<line start="1876" end="1922" speaker="strongbad">you can always buy a fourteen-pound bag of extra-long—</line>
<line start="1923" end="1944" speaker="homestar">Ah, ha ha, ha ha!</line>
<line start="1945" end="1995" speaker="homestar">Oh, Strong Bad. It's funny to me when you try to play grown-up!</line>
<line start="1996" end="2026" speaker="strongbad">What are you talking about, Marianne?</line>
<line start="2027" end="2104" speaker="homestar">Everybody knows I'm the only one around here with any real no-arms-on experience with the lady-makes!</line>
<line start="2105" end="2160" speaker="homestar">Just listen to this little make-out inducing number I threw together this mo'nin'!</line>
<line start="2161" end="2210" speaker="homestar">This mo'nin'! This mo, re-mo, re-mo-mo'nin'!</line>
<line start="2211" end="2256" speaker="strongbad">All right, but only 'cause that little song was kind of cool!</line>
<line start="2257" end="2270" speaker="homestar">Ahem!</line>
<line start="2275" end="2326"><homestar>M is for milk. The real stuff! Not soy.</homestar><sfx>Romantic Violin music</sfx></line>
<line start="2327" end="2381"><homestar>A is for not-organic apples. Pesticides ahoy!</homestar><sfx>Romantic Violin music</sfx></line>
<line start="2382" end="2422"><homestar>R is for raisins, they give me bad gas!</homestar><sfx>Romantic Violin music</sfx></line>
<line start="2423" end="2464"><homestar>Z is too hard, so at this one, I'll pass.</homestar><sfx>Romantic Violin music</sfx></line>
<line start="2465" end="2496"><homestar>I is for inchiladas! And—</homestar><sfx>Romantic Violin music</sfx></line>
<line start="2497" end="2509" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Homestar!</line>
<line start="2510" end="2522" speaker="homestar">Yeah, what's up?</line>
<line start="2523" end="2584" speaker="strongbad">That's not a love poem! That is a lavishly produced grocery list!</line>
<line start="2585" end="2612" speaker="homestar">No, here is my grocery list!</line>
<line start="2613" end="2660" speaker="homestar">Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing.</line>
<line start="2661" end="2682" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, where you been shopping?</line>
<line start="2683" end="2694" speaker="homestar">SkyMall.</line>
<line start="2695" end="2733" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, are you and Marzipan even dating right now?</line>
<line start="2734" end="2792" speaker="homestar">Are we even dating (Chuckles) right now? Are we even d— Are we even da—</line>
<line start="2793" end="2818" speaker="homestar">No, she broke up with me again this morning.</line>
<line start="2819" end="2834" speaker="strongbad">This morning?</line>
<line start="2835" end="2858" speaker="homestar">Oh, I mean this mo'nin'!</line>
<line start="2859" end="2893"><homestar>This mo'nin'! This mo, re-mo, re-mo—</homestar><strongbad>This mo'nin'! This mo, re-mo, re-mo—</strongbad></line>
<line start="2894" end="2932" speaker="strongbad">So there you ha' it, My Homeless Roma'ic.</line>
<line start="2933" end="2959" speaker="strongbad">Love Poems 101</line>
<line start="2960" end="2980" speaker="strongbad">Oh the hearts you will win.</line>
<line start="2981" end="3008" speaker="strongbad">Like this lavender scented plug-in</line>
<line start="3009" end="3041" speaker="strongbad">New paper, come on and get some!</line>
<line start="3042" end="3073" speaker="newpaper">Shuffling Noises</line>
<line start="3075" end="3170" speaker="strongsad">Why isn't he calling me yet on the Strong Badphone? This email was practically tailor made for me!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

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ZanderSchubert — Mon, 26 May 2008 11:39:06 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Subtitles

{{subtitles|love poems}}
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<line start="16" end="97" speaker="strongbad">(singing) Girl, where's my money that you owe me from all those emails that you wrote me?</line>
<line start="98" end="126" speaker="strongbad">“Dear Mr. Strong [Bad].</line>
<line start="127" end="204" speaker="strongbad">“I am in love. Unfortunately, I am absotively blunderous with my words which I speak.</line>
<line start="205" end="232" speaker="strongbad">“Will you help me write a love poem?</line>
<line start="233" end="276" speaker="strongbad">“Sincerely, Just Another Homeless Romantic”</line>
<line start="277" end="353" speaker="strongbad">Well, put on your patchy-stained jacket and gather 'round the fire in the trashcan, Homeless Romantic,</line>
<line start="354" end="401" speaker="strongbad">cause the Rub [Doctor] is here to help! </line>
<line start="402" end="436" speaker="strongbad">Hi. I'm Doctor Marvin Rubdown.</line>
<line start="437" end="530" speaker="strongbad">Did you know that writing love poems is as easy as telling a girl she's hot with the fance-pantsiest words you can think of?</line>
<line start="531" end="601" speaker="strongbad">For poetic inspiration, I like to swipe the names of scented candle fragrances! </line>
<line start="609" end="677" speaker="strongbad">Your eyes, they flicker like a Sandalwood Sage Sunset.</line>
<line start="678" end="743" speaker="strongbad">Your hair flows like Fresh Cotton Linens hung to dry on the deck.</line>
<line start="744" end="813" speaker="strongbad">Grandma's Apple Cinnamon Spice is the scented candle I would use to describe your mouth.</line>
<line start="814" end="904" speaker="strongbad">And your nose. Like an unscented emergency candle for when the power goes out. </line>
<line start="905" end="998" speaker="strongbad">Another way of fancying up a love poem is to replace random letters in the middle of words with apostrophes. </line>
<line start="999" end="1051" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"It is never ever over, my lover of clover"</line>
<line start="1052" end="1066" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">becomes</line>
<line start="1067" end="1105" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"'Tis ne'er e'er o'er, m'lo'er o' clo'er". </line>
<line start="1106" end="1126" speaker="coachz">Now you're sporkin' my language! </line>
<line start="1127" end="1133" speaker="strongbad">Get out!</line>
<line start="1134" end="1168" speaker="strongbad">Women love it when you talk all Elizabethan.</line>
<line start="1169" end="1243" speaker="strongbad">But you shouldn't be afraid to get Kimberlian or Meredithian if the need arises. </line>
<line start="1244" end="1279" speaker="cheerleader">I can't stand the way Meredith talks!</line>
<line start="1280" end="1325" speaker="other">I'th hath a cruth on ethry boyth! </line>
<line start="1326" end="1352" speaker="other">I herly berly on gerly werly! </line>
<line start="1353" end="1376" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Shakespeared! </line>
<line start="1377" end="1433"><strongbad>But if that frilly collar stuff is too oldé schoolé for you,</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1434" end="1514"><strongbad>then why not try a more contemporary approach with an overweight R'n'B make-out jam?</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1515" end="1591"><strongbad>As long as your tone is well-dressed and sweaty enough, it doesn't matter what you say! </strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1592" end="1643"><tenerence>(singing) This is Tenerence Love with a sweaty overweight jam!</tenerence><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1644" end="1701"><tenerence>(singing) My name is Tenerence Love with a sweaty overweight ham! </tenerence><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1702" end="1754"><tenerence>(singing) It may be five pounds, ten pounds, twenty pounds,</tenerence><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1755" end="1827"><tenerence>(singing) just a little bit overweight, now rhythm brother sweaty town! </tenerence><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1828" end="1875" speaker="strongbad">And when that gets you slapped and escorted from her building by security,</line>
<line start="1876" end="1922" speaker="strongbad">you can always buy a fourteen-pound bag of extra-long— </line>
<line start="1923" end="1944" speaker="homestar">Ah, ha ha, ha ha!</line>
<line start="1945" end="1995" speaker="homestar">Oh, Strong Bad. It's funny to me when you try to play grown-up! </line>
<line start="1996" end="2026" speaker="strongbad">What are you talking about, Marianne? </line>
<line start="2027" end="2104" speaker="homestar">Everybody knows I'm the only one around here with any real no-arms-on experience with the lady-makes!</line>
<line start="2105" end="2160" speaker="homestar">Just listen to this little make-out inducing number I threw together this mo'nin'! </line>
<line start="2161" end="2210" speaker="homestar">This mo'nin'! This mo, re-mo, re-mo-mo'nin'! </line>
<line start="2211" end="2256" speaker="strongbad">All right, but only 'cause that little song was kind of cool! </line>
<line start="2257" end="2270" speaker="homestar">Ahem!</line>
<line start="2275" end="2326" speaker="homestar">M is for milk. The real stuff! Not soy. </line>
<line start="2327" end="2381" speaker="homestar">A is for not-organic apples. Pesticides ahoy!</line>
<line start="2382" end="2422" speaker="homestar">R is for raisins, they give me bad gas!</line>
<line start="2423" end="2464" speaker="homestar">Z is too hard, so at this one, I'll pass.</line>
<line start="2465" end="2496" speaker="homestar">I is for inchiladas! And— </line>
<line start="2497" end="2509" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Homestar!</line>
<line start="2510" end="2522" speaker="homestar">Yeah, what's up? </line>
<line start="2523" end="2584" speaker="strongbad">That's not a love poem! That is a lavishly produced grocery list! </line>
<line start="2585" end="2612" speaker="homestar">No, here is my grocery list!</line>
<line start="2613" end="2660" speaker="homestar">Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing.</line>
<line start="2661" end="2682" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, where you been shopping? </line>
<line start="2683" end="2694" speaker="homestar">SkyMall! </line>
<line start="2695" end="2733" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, are you and Marzipan even dating right now? </line>
<line start="2734" end="2792" speaker="homestar">Are we even dating {chuckles} right now? Are we even d— Are we even da— </line>
<line start="2793" end="2818" speaker="homestar">No, she broke up with me again this morning. </line>
<line start="2819" end="2834" speaker="strongbad">This morning? </line>
<line start="2835" end="2858" speaker="homestar">Oh, I mean this mo'nin'! </line>
<line start="2859" end="2893"><homestar>This mo'nin'! This mo, re-mo, re-mo— </homestar><strongbad>This mo'nin'! This mo, re-mo, re-mo— </strongbad></line>
<line start="2894" end="2932" speaker="strongbad">So there you ha' it / My Homeless Roma'ic.</line>
<line start="2933" end="2959" speaker="strongbad">Love Poems 101</line>
<line start="2960" end="2980" speaker="strongbad">Oh the hearts you will win.</line>
<line start="2981" end="3008" speaker="strongbad">Like this lavender scented plug-in</line>
<line start="3009" end="3041" speaker="strongbad">New paper, come on and get some! </line>
<line start="3042" end="3073" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
<line start="3075" end="3170" speaker="strongsad">Why isn't he calling me yet on the Strong Badphone? This email was practically tailor made for me! </line>
</transcript>
</pre>

love poems

ZanderSchubert — Mon, 26 May 2008 10:17:05 GMT

ZanderSchubert: /* Inside References */ Poifect

{{sbenav|195}}
[[Image:sbemail195.PNG|thumb|"This mo, re-mo, re-mo-mo'nin'!"]]

Strong Bad makes love poems for the homeless romantic.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Meredith|Meredith]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Kim|Kim]], {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}, [[Tenerence Love]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Classroom]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, May 26, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 4:26

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Girl, where's my money that you owe me from all those emails that you wrote me?

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: love poem</div>
Dear Mr. Strong [Bad], 
I am in love. Unfortunately, I am absotively blunderous with 
my words which I speak. Will you help me write a love poem? 
Sincerely, 
Just Another Hopeless Romantic 
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pauses just before reading "[Bad]". He reads "Hopeless" as "homeless".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, put on your patchy-stained jacket and gather 'round the fire in the trashcan, Homeless Romantic, 'cause the Rub [Doctor] is here to help!

''{Cut to the classroom, where Strong Bad is standing in front of the blackboard with a charcoal grey sweater and balding brown hair. Written on the blackboard next to an arrow pointing to Strong Bad is the word "Rub"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hi. I'm Doctor Marvin Rubdown. Did you know that writing love poems is as easy as telling a girl she's hot with the fance-pantsiest words you can think of? ''{cut to a view from Strong Bad's front-left}'' For poetic inspiration, I like to swipe the names of scented candle fragrances!

''{Fade out. Fade in to Strong Bad, still with the sweater and hair, in front of a grey background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Your eyes, ''{holds up a lit orange and green candle with a label saying "Sandalwood Sage Sunset" in his left hand}'' they flicker like a Sandalwood Sage Sunset. ''{puts his hand back down.}'' Your hair flows like Fresh Cotton Linens ''{holds up a lit white candle with a label saying "Fresh Cotton Linens" in his right hand}'' hung to dry on the deck. ''{puts his hand down, holds up a lit brown candle with a label saying "Grandma's Apple Cinnamon Spice" in his left hand}'' Grandma's Apple Cinnamon Spice is the scented candle I would use to describe your mouth. ''{puts his hand back down}'' And your nose. Like an unscented emergency candle ''{holds up a white, unlabeled candle in his left hand}'' for when the power goes out.

''{Cut back to the classroom}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Another way of fancying up a love poem is to replace random letters in the middle of words with apostrophes.

''{Cut to a closeup of the blackboard; the "Rub" and arrow have been erased but remain faintly visible.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as he speaks, the words in quotes appear on the blackboard in chalk}'' "It is never ever over, my lover of clover" becomes "'Tis ne'er e'er o'er, m'lo'er o' clo'er".

''{Cut to a closeup of Strong Bad; Coach Z is leaning in from the right}''

'''COACH Z:''' Now you're sporkin' my language!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get out! ''{Coach Z leaves quickly}'' Women love it when you talk all Elizabethan. ''{"-Elizabethan" appears to the right of Strong Bad.}'' But you shouldn't be afraid to get Kimberlian ''{"-Kimberlian" appears under "-Elizabethan"}'' or Meredithian ''{"-Meredithian" appears under "-Kimberlian"}'' if the need arises.

''{Cut to a Teen Girl Squad scene with Cheerleader and So and So; Cheerleader is wearing the words "poi fect" and has an annoyed look.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' I can't stand the way Meredith talks!

''{cut to a wider shot with Cheerleader, still looking annoyed; So and So, frowning; and Meredith, bending backward with a pleased look on her face and her tongue hanging out}''

'''MEREDITH:''' I'th hath a cruth on ethry boyth!

''{cut to a yet wider shot; Cheerleader and So and So as before; Meredith now has a quizzical look; Kim is running in with her mouth wide open and her hair flying behind her}''

'''KIM:''' I herly berly on gerly werly!

''{Arrowed Guy appears dressed as [[Wikipedia:William Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]] and spears Meredith and Kim; Cheerleader and So and So appear pleased.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Shakespeared!

''{Cut back to the classroom}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But if that frilly collar stuff is too olde schoole ''{pronounces the E's in both words as "eh"}'' for you, then why not try a more contemporary approach with an overweight R&B make-out jam? ''{music begins to play}'' As long as your tone is well-dressed and sweaty enough, it doesn't matter what you say!

''{Cut to a black background with yellow lights shining out of it. Tenerence Love, holding a microphone and visibly perspiring, is in the lower right, slowly drifting to the upper left.}''

'''TENERENCE LOVE:''' ''{sings}'' This is Tenerence Love with a sweaty overweight jam! ''{Tenerence Love disappears and reappears in the lower left, drifting to the upper right}'' My name is Tenerence Love with a sweaty overweight ham! ''{Tenerence Love disappears and reappears in the upper center, drifting down}'' It may be five pounds, ''{the symbol for the [[Wikipedia:Pound sterling|Pound sterling]] appears in Tenerence Love's right sunglasses lens, the number 5 in his left lens}'' ten pounds, ''{the 5 changes to a 10}'' twenty pounds, ''{the 10 changes to a 20; Tenerence Love disappears and two Tenerence Loves appear on either side and drift toward the center}'' just a little bit overweight, now rhythm brother sweaty town!

''{Cut back to the classroom.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And when that gets you slapped and escorted from her building by security, you can always buy a fourteen-pound bag of extra-long—

''{Homestar Runner enters from the left wearing a charcoal grey sweatshirt like Strong Bad's with a black star on it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{interrupting}'' Ah, ha ha, ha ha! Oh, Strong Bad. It's funny to me when you try to play grown-up!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{raising his fist}'' What are you talking about, Marianne?

''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Everybody knows I'm the only one around here with any real no-arms-on experience with the lady-makes! ''{cut back to wider view of the classroom}'' Just listen to this little make-out inducing number I threw together this mo'nin'! ''{starts dancing and speaking in rhythm}'' This mo'nin'! ''{Strong Bad begins to dance along}'' This mo, re-mo, re-mo-mo'nin'!

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, but only 'cause that little song was kind of cool!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ahem!

''{Fade out. Fade in on Homestar Runner, still wearing his grey sweater and now with brown hair similar to Strong Bad's in front of a grey background. He is on the left; to the right of him a paper comes down saying "MARZiPAN"}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' M is for milk. ''{"Milk" appears next to the "M" on the paper}'' The real stuff! ''{looking annoyed}'' Not soy. ''{no longer annoyed}'' A is for not-organic apples. ''{"Apples" appears next to the "A" on the paper}'' Pesticides ahoy!
R is for raisins, ''{"Raisins" appears next to the "R" on the paper}'' they give me bad gas! Z is too hard, so at this one, I'll pass. ''{"(Pass)" appears next to the "Z" on the paper}'' I is for inchiladas! ''{"inchiladas" appears next to the "i" on the paper}'' And—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Homestar!

''{Cut back to the classroom}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, what's up?

''{Cut to a closeup of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not a love poem! That is a lavishly produced grocery list!

''{Cut to a closeup of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, ''{holds up a small piece of lined paper; writing on the other side saying "amazing thing" four times is faintly visible}'' '''here''' is my grocery list! Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing.

''{Cut back to the wider view of the classroom}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, where you been shopping?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' SkyMall!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, are you and Marzipan even dating right now?

''{Cut to a closeup of Homestar Runner}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Are we even dating ''{chuckles}'' right now? Are we even d— Are we even da—

''{Cut back to wider view of the classroom}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{quieter and lower, with a sad look}'' No, she broke up with me again this morning.

'''STRONG BAD:''' This morning?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I mean ''{singing and dancing as before}'' this mo'nin'!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing together}'' This mo'nin'! This mo, re-mo, re-mo—

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So there you ha' it 
My Homeless Roma'ic. 
Love Poems 101 
Oh the hearts you will win. ''{holds up a plug-in air freshener}'' 
Like this lavender scented plug-in ''{puts the air freshener back down}'' 
New paper, come on and get some!

''{[[New Paper]] comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:HomelessRomantic.PNG|thumb|Verses from the weird shrub and more!]]
*Click on "Homeless Romantic" at the beginning to view a book written by [[Senor Cardgage]] entitled "The Homeless Romantic".

*Click on the words "Love poems" at the end of the email to see a small clip with Strong Sad.

:''{A very eager Strong Sad is jiggling up and down in a chair with a book of poems titled "Poem Tome by Strong Sad" on his lap. A red phone with green marks that resemble Strong Bad's eyes is in the foreground, and the audio of the email can be heard faintly in the distance.}''

:'''STRONG SAD:''' Why isn't he calling me yet on the Strong Badphone? This email was practically tailor made for me!

==Fun Facts==
===Inside References===
*Homestar mentions his [[lack of visible arms]], and Strong Bad's poem describes noses.
*Homestar's poem has each letter of Marzipan's name capital, except for one [[Lowercase i's|lowercase i]].
**Ironically, "Inchiladas" had to be written in all lowercase so it could fit on the same line.
*Homestar describes [[Not X|not]]-organic apples.
*Meredith's line echo's [[The Ugly One]]'s line, "I have a crush on every boy!", from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]].
*The background music from [[caffeine]] is used during the Easter Egg while Strong Sad is sitting restlessly.
*The background music during Strong Bad's love poem examples was first heard in [[Date Nite]].
*Cheerleader's shirt reads "poifect", another instance of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]]

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:Sky Mall|Sky Mall]] is an airline catalog from which passengers can order various items after leaving the plane, or by use of airplane telephones. It does not, however, sell food.
*"I herly perly on gerly wurly" is a reference to a lyric in the Manfred Mann song "Blinded By the Light." The lyric is "And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly."
*The Strong Bad Phone is similar in concept to the [[Wikipedia:Bat phone|Bat phone]], a device Commissioner Gordon used to contact [[Batman]] in time of need.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|195|{{{2|Forum Link Number Here}}}}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

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ZanderSchubert — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:34:26 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Minor edits and adding background music

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<line start="16" end="88" speaker="strongbad">{singing} If everybody in the world checked their email, the internet would probably break.</line>
<line start="89" end="122" speaker="strongbad">Hey! Ho! Strongbad!</line>
<line start="123" end="174" speaker="strongbad">What kind of free toys would you put in specially marked karial boxes?</line>
<line start="175" end="198" speaker="strongbad">PB, Over the hills</line>
<line start="199" end="231" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, I'm glad you asked, Problem Brian.</line>
<line start="232" end="303" speaker="strongbad">I've been wanting to give specially marked boxes of cereal a specially marked piece of my mind for some time now.</line>
<line start="310" end="332" speaker="strongbad">I choose...this piece.</line>
<line start="333" end="350"><strongbad>I choose...this piece.</strongbad><sfx>ding!</sfx></line>
<line start="351" end="383" speaker="strongbad">Well before you get to the toys inside,</line>
<line start="384" end="479" speaker="strongbad">you first have to navigate the treacherous, jaggedy rock filled class 5 rapids of specially marked cereal box fake outs!</line>
<line start="480" end="568" speaker="strongbad">Luckily, I'm a lame sandal wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times!</line>
<line start="569" end="631" speaker="strongbad">Ok, guys, now I'm gonna need everyone to lean hard to the right!</line>
<line start="632" end="644" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">click!</line>
<line start="645" end="722"><strongbad>The first hazard you have to watch out for are cereals that include anything grown in Iowa in the name.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="723" end="741"><strongbad>You know, corn, wheat, oats, hogs,</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="742" end="751"><strongbad>You know, corn, wheat, oats, hogs,</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="752" end="762"><strongbad>You know, corn, wheat, oats, hogs,</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="763" end="773"><strongbad>You know, corn, wheat, oats, hogs,</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="774" end="812"><strongbad>fundamentally-sound college basketball players.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="813" end="844"><strongbad>Please, do stay away from these.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="845" end="903"><strongbad>Those cereals only put fitness-related crap in specially marked boxes.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="904" end="950"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Oh, great! I can count how many steps I took today!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="951" end="1000"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Fantastic! I can restart my heart if it stops!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1001" end="1053"><strongbad>What you do want to look for are cereals with sound effects in the name.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1054" end="1064"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Smacks, pops, puffs, blasts, and, um, gunshots in a crowded mall.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1065" end="1074"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Smacks, pops, puffs, blasts, and, um, gunshots in a crowded mall.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1075" end="1085"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Smacks, pops, puffs, blasts, and, um, gunshots in a crowded mall.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1086" end="1095"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Smacks, pops, puffs, blasts, and, um, gunshots in a crowded mall.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1096" end="1112"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Smacks, pops, puffs, blasts, and, um, gunshots in a crowded mall.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1113" end="1139"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Smacks, pops, puffs, blasts, and, um, gunshots in a crowded mall.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1140" end="1204"><strongbad>You know, the kind with the squarey, sugared pieces of styrofoam that they claim are marshmallows.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1205" end="1297"><strongbad>These are guaranteed to have a nice, big reach-your-nasty-unwashed-hand-straight-to-the-bottom-of-the-box toy in it.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1298" end="1356"><strongbad>Next up are the three most useless letters in the specially marked alphabet.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1357" end="1388"><strongbad>UPC.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1389" end="1464"><strongbad>If you spot these wastes of serif on a cereal box, turn and run as fast as you can.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1465" end="1533"><strongbad>This means not only are they gonna make you buy several more boxes that you have to cut the bar codes off of,</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1534" end="1602"><strongbad>but you're also gonna have to involve your mom so she can write a check for the shipping and handling if she's back from Vegas!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1603" end="1607" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="1608" end="1651" speaker="strongbad">The nerve of those cereals! You leave my mom out of this!</line>
<line start="1652" end="1694"><strongbad>Some cereals can't even be bothered with a toy at all.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1695" end="1744"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">They try and pass off the back of the box as some kind of prize.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1745" end="1807"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">That dotted line you expect me to cut along is like a toyless slap in my face!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1808" end="1851"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Masks, mazes, word searches, PAH!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1852" end="1914"><strongbad>I know the kind of kids that enjoyed these funtivities on the backs of cereal boxes,</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1915" end="1966"><strongbad>and let me tell you, they were real easy to beat up.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1967" end="2012"><homestar>Blah, Strong Bad, blah! I'm a crappy Stuntman!</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2013" end="2048"><strongbad>You know what kind of toys I'd put in specially marked boxes?</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2049" end="2060"><homestar>Yes.</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2061" end="2086"><strongbad>Anything heavy and pointy enough to do lasting damage to the face.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2087" end="2118"><strongbad>Anything heavy and pointy enough to do lasting damage to the face.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2119" end="2136"><strongbad>Argh!</strongbad><sfx>wap!</sfx><homestar>Waah!</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2150" end="2205" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad, while I'm down here, can you help me solve this word search?</line>
<line start="2206" end="2252" speaker="homestar">I can't find 'dextrose-flavornoids'.</line>
<line start="2253" end="2292" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail194/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:22:02 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Subtitles

{{subtitles|specially marked}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail194.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="16" end="88" speaker="strongbad">{singing} If everybody in the world checked their email, the internet would probably break.</line>
<line start="89" end="122" speaker="strongbad">Hey! Ho! Strongbad!</line>
<line start="123" end="174" speaker="strongbad">What kind of free toys would you put in specially marked karial boxes?</line>
<line start="175" end="198" speaker="strongbad">PB, Over the hills</line>
<line start="199" end="231" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, I'm glad you asked, Problem Brian.</line>
<line start="232" end="303" speaker="strongbad">I've been wanting to give specially marked boxes of cereal a specially marked piece of my mind for some time now.</line>
<line start="310" end="332" speaker="strongbad">I choose...this piece.</line>
<line start="333" end="350"><strongbad>I choose...this piece.</strongbad><sfx>ding!</sfx></line>
<line start="351" end="383" speaker="strongbad">Well before you get to the toys inside,</line>
<line start="384" end="479" speaker="strongbad">you first have to navigate the treacherous, jaggedy rock filled class 5 rapids of specially marked cereal box fake outs!</line>
<line start="480" end="568" speaker="strongbad">Luckily, I'm a lame sandal wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times!</line>
<line start="569" end="631" speaker="strongbad">Ok, guys, now I'm gonna need everyone to lean hard to the right!</line>
<line start="632" end="644" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">click!</line>
<line start="645" end="722" speaker="strongbad">The first hazard you have to watch out for are cereals with anything grown in Iowa in the name.</line>
<line start="723" end="741" speaker="strongbad">You know, corn, wheat, oats, hogs,</line>
<line start="742" end="751" speaker="strongbad">You know, corn, wheat, oats, hogs,</line>
<line start="752" end="762" speaker="strongbad">You know, corn, wheat, oats, hogs,</line>
<line start="763" end="773" speaker="strongbad">You know, corn, wheat, oats, hogs,</line>
<line start="774" end="812" speaker="strongbad">fundamentally-sound college basketball players.</line>
<line start="813" end="844" speaker="strongbad">Please, do stay away from these.</line>
<line start="845" end="903" speaker="strongbad">Those cereals only put fitness-related crap in specially marked boxes.</line>
<line start="904" end="950" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, great! I can count how many steps I took today!</line>
<line start="951" end="1000" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Fantastic! I can restart my heart if it stops!</line>
<line start="1001" end="1053" speaker="strongbad">What you do want to look for are cereals with sound effects in the name.</line>
<line start="1054" end="1064" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Smacks, pops, puffs, blasts, and, um, gunshots in a crowded mall.</line>
<line start="1065" end="1074" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Smacks, pops, puffs, blasts, and, um, gunshots in a crowded mall.</line>
<line start="1075" end="1085" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Smacks, pops, puffs, blasts, and, um, gunshots in a crowded mall.</line>
<line start="1086" end="1095" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Smacks, pops, puffs, blasts, and, um, gunshots in a crowded mall.</line>
<line start="1096" end="1112" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Smacks, pops, puffs, blasts, and, um, gunshots in a crowded mall.</line>
<line start="1113" end="1139" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Smacks, pops, puffs, blasts, and, um, gunshots in a crowded mall.</line>
<line start="1140" end="1204" speaker="strongbad">You know, the kind with the squarey, sugared pieces of styrofoam that they claim are marshmallows.</line>
<line start="1205" end="1297" speaker="strongbad">These are guaranteed to have a nice, big reach-your-nasty-unwashed-hand-straight-to-the-bottom-of-the-box toy in it.</line>
<line start="1298" end="1356" speaker="strongbad">Next up are the three most useless letters in the specially marked alphabet.</line>
<line start="1357" end="1388" speaker="strongbad">U...P...C.</line>
<line start="1389" end="1464" speaker="strongbad">If you spot these wastes of serif on a cereal box, turn and run as fast as you can.</line>
<line start="1465" end="1533" speaker="strongbad">This means not only are they gonna make you buy several more boxes that you have to cut the bar codes off of,</line>
<line start="1534" end="1607" speaker="strongbad">but you're also gonna have to involve your mom so she can write a check for the shipping and handling if she's back from Vegas!</line>
<line start="1608" end="1651" speaker="strongbad">The nerve of those cereals! You leave my mom out of this!</line>
<line start="1652" end="1694" speaker="strongbad">Some cereals can't even be bothered with a toy at all.</line>
<line start="1695" end="1744" speaker="strongbad">They try and pass off the back of the box as some kind of prize.</line>
<line start="1745" end="1807" speaker="strongbad">That dotted line you expect me to cut along is like a toyless slap in my face!</line>
<line start="1808" end="1851" speaker="strongbad">Masks, mazes, word searches, PAH!</line>
<line start="1852" end="1914" speaker="strongbad">I know the kind of kids that enjoyed these funtivities on the backs of cereal boxes,</line>
<line start="1915" end="1966" speaker="strongbad">and let me tell you, they were real easy to beat up.</line>
<line start="1967" end="2012" speaker="homestar">Blah, Strong Bad, blah! I'm a crappy Stuntman!</line>
<line start="2013" end="2048" speaker="strongbad">You know what kind of toys I'd put in specially marked boxes?</line>
<line start="2049" end="2060" speaker="strongbad">Yes.</line>
<line start="2061" end="2086" speaker="strongbad">Anything heavy and pointy enough to do lasting damage to the face.</line>
<line start="2087" end="2118"><strongbad>Anything heavy and pointy enough to do lasting damage to the face.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2119" end="2136"><strongbad>Argh!</strongbad><sfx>wap!</sfx><homestar>Waah!</homestar></line>
<line start="2150" end="2205" speaker="strongbad">Strong Bad, while I'm down here, can you help me solve this word search?</line>
<line start="2206" end="2252" speaker="strongbad">I can't find 'dextrose-flavornoids'.</line>
<line start="2253" end="2292" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail192/en

ZanderSchubert — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:23:55 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Correcting italics

{{subtitles|shapeshifter}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail192.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="16" end="81" speaker="strongbad">Back again. Checking email from my friends. I mean, the stupid people that write me.</line>
<line start="82" end="145" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strongbad, if you could shapeshift, waaaaaat would you turn into?</line>
<line start="146" end="184" speaker="strongbad">"From Paxton Westergard Anacortes Washington."</line>
<line start="185" end="227" speaker="strongbad">Ugh. You'll never be a weatherman with a name like that.</line>
<line start="228" end="259" speaker="strongbad">How about just... Paxto West?</line>
<line start="260" end="306" speaker="strongbad">Now you might think I'd be all over this shapeshifting business Paxto,</line>
<line start="307" end="361" speaker="strongbad">but if comic books, cartoons, and Sci-Fi Original Movies have taught me anything,</line>
<line start="362" end="460" speaker="strongbad">it's that shapeshifting comes with a bunch of boring rules and restrictions that limit its potential Turn-Into-A-Bulldozer-Whenever-I-Wantity.</line>
<line start="461" end="493" speaker="strongbad">(mocking) You can turn into a machine gun but not bullets,</line>
<line start="494" end="522" speaker="strongbad">(mocking) contemporary jazz turns you back to normal,</line>
<line start="523" end="561" speaker="strongbad">(mocking) you can only turn into presents your grandma's knitted for you.</line>
<line start="562" end="622" speaker="strongbad">Crap like that. For example, let's say I could turn into any species... OF BALLOON ANIMAL!!??</line>
<line start="623" end="651" speaker="strongbad">Crap like that. For example, let's say I could turn into any species... OF BALLOON ANIMAL!!??</line>
<line start="652" end="704"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad>Look out! A rabid The Cheat! I'll handle this!</strongbad></line>
<line start="705" end="801" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh yeah. Another thing about shapeshifting is that you have to have a cool trademark sound effect that happens every time you change forms.</line>
<line start="802" end="847"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad>Shapeshift unto... A Sumatran tiger!</strongbad></line>
<line start="848" end="863"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad sfx="sfx" volume="1.5">DWAYNE!</strongbad></line>
<line start="864" end="889"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad>I said a tiger, not a poodle!</strongbad></line>
<line start="890" end="909"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad sfx="sfx">DWAYNE!</strongbad></line>
<line start="910" end="939"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad>A tiger, not a donkey.</strongbad></line>
<line start="940" end="951"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad sfx="sfx">dwayne</strongbad></line>
<line start="952" end="984"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad>That's better. Now stand back!</strongbad></line>
<line start="985" end="1028"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><sfx>wind</sfx></line>
<line start="1029" end="1048"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad>Um...</strongbad></line>
<line start="1049" end="1055"><thecheat>The Cheat screech</thecheat><marzipan sfx="sfx">gasp!</marzipan></line>
<line start="1059" end="1095" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, but what if I could turn into legal tender?</line>
<line start="1096" end="1141" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">One of the only good legal things in existence.</line>
<line start="1142" end="1192" speaker="strongbad">Say, Bubs. How much for that Lamborghini hot tub you got back there?</line>
<line start="1193" end="1204" speaker="bubs">The what?</line>
<line start="1205" end="1258" speaker="bubs">Oh! That Lamborghini hot tub. It sure is back here!</line>
<line start="1259" end="1286" speaker="bubs">That'll run you one hundred ... dollars.</line>
<line start="1287" end="1305" speaker="bubs">That'll run you one hundred ... dollars.</line>
<line start="1306" end="1318" speaker="bubs">That'll run you one hundred ... dollars.</line>
<line start="1319" end="1379" speaker="strongbad">Swedish deals! Shapeshift unto... A hundred dollar bill!</line>
<line start="1380" end="1417" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx" volume="1.5">DWAYNE!</line>
<line start="1418" end="1446" speaker="sfx">wind</line>
<line start="1447" end="1513"><sfx>wind</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">So... Apparently wind is a pretty big problem for most shapeshifters.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1514" end="1543" speaker="coachz">Hey, check it out! A Benjamin!</line>
<line start="1544" end="1596"><coachz>I'll just tuck you into the loose band of my sweaty-sweat-sweats!</coachz><sfx>squish! squish! squish!</sfx></line>
<line start="1597" end="1636" speaker="strongbad">Blaaaaaaaggghhhh.</line>
<line start="1637" end="1661" speaker="strongbad">Hang on. Lemme try again.</line>
<line start="1662" end="1703" speaker="strongbad">What if I could turn into... almost anyone in the world?</line>
<line start="1704" end="1726" speaker="strongbad">Is that too much to ask?</line>
<line start="1727" end="1797" speaker="strongbad">Don't worry! I know just how to get us through this ten-foot thick wall of pecan cheese balls!</line>
<line start="1798" end="1829" speaker="strongbad">Shapeshift unto... The King of Town!</line>
<line start="1830" end="1848" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx" volume="1.5">DYWANE!</line>
<line start="1849" end="1876" speaker="strongbad">(no voice change) Norwegian deals! It worked!</line>
<line start="1877" end="1902" speaker="strongbad">This should only take a few seconds!</line>
<line start="1903" end="1928" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">chomping sounds</line>
<line start="1929" end="1951" speaker="strongbad">R- why isn't this working?</line>
<line start="1952" end="1971" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I get it. I can turn into almost anyone.</line>
<line start="1972" end="1984"><strongbad>Oh, I get it. I can turn into almost anyone.</strongbad><thecheat>screams</thecheat></line>
<line start="1985" end="2016" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I get it. I can turn into almost anyone.</line>
<line start="2017" end="2068" speaker="strongbad">Well, two can play at this game, dumb rules of shapeshifting!</line>
<line start="2069" end="2123" speaker="strongbad">Say Bubs, I'd like one Lamborghini hot tub for free, please.</line>
<line start="2124" end="2146" speaker="strongbad">Shapeshift unto Bubs!</line>
<line start="2147" end="2165" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx" volume="1.5">DYWANE!</line>
<line start="2166" end="2206" speaker="strongbad">Oh man! I turned into the wrong "almost".</line>
<line start="2207" end="2277" speaker="strongbad">This plan was supposed to be foolproof. All anybody ever sees is Bubs' ample top portions!</line>
<line start="2278" end="2355" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Oh Bubs! Oh Bubs! I'm coming to your concession stand to talk to you!</line>
<line start="2356" end="2386" speaker="strongbad">Wait. Maybe I can still make this work!</line>
<line start="2412" end="2471" speaker="coachz">Hey, nice headstand, Bubs. I'd like one Lamborghini hot tub, please.</line>
<line start="2472" end="2533" speaker="coachz">Allow me to use this moistened hundred dollar bill I found earlier today.</line>
<line start="2534" end="2552" speaker="strongbad">Wait, what?</line>
<line start="2553" end="2586" speaker="coachz">Oh look! A giraffe!</line>
<line start="2606" end="2646" speaker="strongbad">Uh, that was confusing. See what I mean?</line>
<line start="2647" end="2705" speaker="strongbad">Shapeshifting is laden with confusing troubles and a severe lack of hot tubs.</line>
<line start="2706" end="2770" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh Strong Bad! Oh Strong Bad, I'm coming to your computer desk to talk to you!</line>
<line start="2771" end="2781" speaker="strongbad">Oh crap!</line>
<line start="2782" end="2802" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">DYWANE!</line>

<line start="2818" end="2879" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh. It's you again, scarf from Grandma! Never mind.</line>
<line start="2893" end="2947" speaker="strongbad">Phew. Maybe it's not all bad. Thanks, G-mom's.</line>
<line start="2948" end="2983" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail192/en

ZanderSchubert — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:24:54 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Page creation with complete subtitles

{{subtitles|shapeshifter}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail192.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="16" end="81" speaker="strongbad">Back again. Checking email from my friends. I mean, the stupid people that write me.</line>
<line start="82" end="145" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strongbad, if you could shapeshift, waaaaaat would you turn into?</line>
<line start="146" end="184" speaker="strongbad">"From Paxton Westergard Anacortes Washington."</line>
<line start="185" end="227" speaker="strongbad">Ugh. You'll never be a weatherman with a name like that.</line>
<line start="228" end="259" speaker="strongbad">How about just... Paxto West?</line>
<line start="260" end="306" speaker="strongbad">Now you might think I'd be all over this shapeshifting business Paxto,</line>
<line start="307" end="361" speaker="strongbad">but if comic books, cartoons, and Sci-Fi Original Movies have taught me anything,</line>
<line start="362" end="460" speaker="strongbad">it's that shapeshifting comes with a bunch of boring rules and restrictions that limit its potential Turn-Into-A-Bulldozer-Whenever-I-Want-Ity.</line>
<line start="461" end="493" speaker="strongbad">(mocking) You can turn into a machine gun but not bullets,</line>
<line start="494" end="522" speaker="strongbad">(mocking) contemporary jazz turns you back to normal,</line>
<line start="523" end="561" speaker="strongbad">(mocking) you can only turn into presents your grandma's knitted for you.</line>
<line start="562" end="622" speaker="strongbad">Crap like that. For example, let's say I could turn into any species... OF BALLOON ANIMAL!!??</line>
<line start="623" end="651" speaker="strongbad">Crap like that. For example, let's say I could turn into any species... OF BALLOON ANIMAL!!??</line>
<line start="652" end="704"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad>Look out! A rabid The Cheat! I'll handle this!</strongbad></line>
<line start="705" end="801" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh yeah. Another thing about shapeshifting is that you have to have a cool trademark sound effect that happens every time you change forms.</line>
<line start="802" end="847"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad>Shapeshift unto... A Sumatran tiger!</strongbad></line>
<line start="848" end="863"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad sfx="sfx" volume="1.5">DWAYNE!</strongbad></line>
<line start="864" end="889"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad>I said a tiger, not a poodle!</strongbad></line>
<line start="890" end="909"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad sfx="sfx">DWAYNE!</strongbad></line>
<line start="910" end="939"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad>A tiger, not a donkey.</strongbad></line>
<line start="940" end="951"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad sfx="sfx">dwayne</strongbad></line>
<line start="952" end="984"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad>That's better. Now stand back!</strongbad></line>
<line start="985" end="1028"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><sfx>wind</sfx></line>
<line start="1029" end="1048"><thecheat>rabid The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad>Um...</strongbad></line>
<line start="1049" end="1055"><thecheat>The Cheat screech</thecheat><marzipan sfx="sfx">gasp!</marzipan></line>
<line start="1059" end="1095" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, but what if I could turn into legal tender?</line>
<line start="1096" end="1141" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">One of the only good legal things in existence.</line>
<line start="1142" end="1192" speaker="strongbad">Say, Bubs. How much for that Lamborghini hot tub you got back there?</line>
<line start="1193" end="1204" speaker="bubs">The what?</line>
<line start="1205" end="1258" speaker="bubs">Oh! That Lamborghini hot tub. It sure is back here!</line>
<line start="1259" end="1286" speaker="bubs">That'll run you one hundred ... dollars.</line>
<line start="1287" end="1305" speaker="bubs">That'll run you one hundred ... dollars.</line>
<line start="1306" end="1318" speaker="bubs">That'll run you one hundred ... dollars.</line>
<line start="1319" end="1379" speaker="strongbad">Swedish deals! Shapeshift unto... A hundred dollar bill!</line>
<line start="1380" end="1417" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx" volume="1.5">DWAYNE!</line>
<line start="1418" end="1446" speaker="sfx">wind</line>
<line start="1447" end="1513"><sfx>wind</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">So... Apparently wind is a pretty big problem for most shapeshifters.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1514" end="1543" speaker="coachz">Hey, check it out! A Benjamin!</line>
<line start="1544" end="1596"><coachz>I'll just tuck you into the loose band of my sweaty-sweat-sweats!</coachz><sfx>squish! squish! squish!</sfx></line>
<line start="1597" end="1636" speaker="strongbad">Blaaaaaaaggghhhh.</line>
<line start="1637" end="1661" speaker="strongbad">Hang on. Lemme try again.</line>
<line start="1662" end="1703" speaker="strongbad">What if I could turn into... almost anyone in the world?</line>
<line start="1704" end="1726" speaker="strongbad">Is that too much to ask?</line>
<line start="1727" end="1797" speaker="strongbad">Don't worry! I know just how to get us through this ten-foot thick wall of pecan cheese balls!</line>
<line start="1798" end="1829" speaker="strongbad">Shapeshift unto... The King of Town!</line>
<line start="1830" end="1848" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx" volume="1.5">DYWANE!</line>
<line start="1849" end="1876" speaker="strongbad">(no voice change) Norwegian deals! It worked!</line>
<line start="1877" end="1902" speaker="strongbad">This should only take a few seconds!</line>
<line start="1903" end="1928" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">chomping sounds</line>
<line start="1929" end="1951" speaker="strongbad">R- why isn't this working?</line>
<line start="1952" end="1971" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I get it. I can turn into almost anyone.</line>
<line start="1972" end="1984"><strongbad>Oh, I get it. I can turn into almost anyone.</strongbad><thecheat>screams</thecheat></line>
<line start="1985" end="2016" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I get it. I can turn into almost anyone.</line>
<line start="2017" end="2068" speaker="strongbad">Well, two can play at this game, dumb rules of shapeshifting!</line>
<line start="2069" end="2123" speaker="strongbad">Say Bubs, I'd like one Lamborghini hot tub for free, please.</line>
<line start="2124" end="2146" speaker="strongbad">Shapeshift unto Bubs!</line>
<line start="2147" end="2165" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx" volume="1.5">DYWANE!</line>
<line start="2166" end="2206" speaker="strongbad">Oh man! I turned into the wrong "almost".</line>
<line start="2207" end="2277" speaker="strongbad">This plan was supposed to be foolproof. All anybody ever sees is Bubs' ample top portions!</line>
<line start="2278" end="2355" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Oh Bubs! Oh Bubs! I'm coming to your concession stand to talk to you!</line>
<line start="2356" end="2386" speaker="strongbad">Wait. Maybe I can still make this work!</line>
<line start="2412" end="2471" speaker="coachz">Hey, nice headstand, Bubs. I'd like one Lamborghini hot tub, please.</line>
<line start="2472" end="2533" speaker="coachz">Allow me to use this moistened hundred dollar bill I found earlier today.</line>
<line start="2534" end="2552" speaker="strongbad">Wait, what?</line>
<line start="2553" end="2586" speaker="coachz">Oh look! A giraffe!</line>
<line start="2606" end="2646" speaker="strongbad">Uh, that was confusing. See what I mean?</line>
<line start="2647" end="2705" speaker="strongbad">Shapeshifting is laden with confusing troubles and a severe lack of hot tubs.</line>
<line start="2706" end="2770" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh Strong Bad! Oh Strong Bad, I'm coming to your computer desk to talk to you!</line>
<line start="2771" end="2781" speaker="strongbad">Oh crap!</line>
<line start="2782" end="2802" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">DYWANE!</line>

<line start="2818" end="2879" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh. It's you again, scarf from Grandma! Never mind.</line>
<line start="2893" end="2947" speaker="strongbad">Phew. Maybe it's not all bad. Thanks, G-mom's.</line>
<line start="2948" end="2983" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:blubbos/en

ZanderSchubert — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:09:35 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Fixing link again

{{subtitles|Blubb-O's Commercial}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="blubbos.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="24" end="127" speaker="strongbad">Man, you guys! All this walking around behind the fence being a young person sure has gotten my hunger all up in a dander!</line>
<line start="128" end="135"><sfx>crunch</sfx><dtwhale>Relinquesh your pipes please, fellas!</dtwhale></line>
<line start="136" end="157" speaker="dtwhale">Relinquesh your pipes please, fellas!</line>
<line start="158" end="202" speaker="strongbad">(forced) Relinquish our pipes? We'd love to!</line>
<line start="203" end="218"><strongbad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongbad><strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad><thecheat sfx="sfx">laughs</thecheat></line>
<line start="219" end="282" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Come the heck down to Blubb-O's and try your dang self the Blubbo's Classic.</line>
<line start="283" end="295" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">The Original.</line>
<line start="296" end="310" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">The Regular.</line>
<line start="311" end="326" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">The New Original.</line>
<line start="327" end="339" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">The Old Classic.</line>
<line start="340" end="345" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich.</line>
<line start="346" end="355"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich.</announcer><sfx>splat!</sfx></line>
<line start="356" end="370" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich.</line>
<line start="371" end="382" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Wait, fish sandwich?</line>
<line start="383" end="392"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">Wait, fish sandwich?</announcer><sfx>record scratch</sfx></line>
<line start="393" end="409" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">We have a fish sandwich?</line>
<line start="410" end="436" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Has anybody ever ordered that thing?</line>
<line start="437" end="437" speaker="sfx">beep!</line>
<line start="438" end="535" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">At Blubb-O's, all our vegetables are hand tossed through a refreshing cascade of water, and chopped in mid air.</line>
<line start="536" end="607" speaker="homestar">Welcome the crap to Blubb-O's, would you like to try a combo meal, some Chipotle Potato Nodules,</line>
<line start="608" end="672" speaker="homestar">or our Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Moccha-Chip Milkshake?</line>
<line start="673" end="689" speaker="marzipan">I just have a question:</line>
<line start="690" end="730" speaker="marzipan">Do you actually use whale meat, or just regular fast food meat?</line>
<line start="731" end="742"><marzipan>I just need to know hard I should protest you.</marzipan></line>
<line start="743" end="761"><marzipan>I just need to know hard I should protest you.</marzipan></line>
<line start="762" end="775" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">laughs</line>
<line start="776" end="844" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Family fun, and I'm talkin' about men in costumes, is what Blubb-O's is all about.</line>
<line start="845" end="881" speaker="coachz">Hey kids! I'm the Drive-Thru Whale!</line>
<line start="882" end="898" speaker="coachz">I'll chop off your legs!</line>
<line start="899" end="949" speaker="strongsad">Sometimes it seems like you're trying to go to prison, Coach Z.</line>
<line start="950" end="981" speaker="coachz">Hey, three square meals a day!</line>
<line start="982" end="1022" speaker="strongbad">Thar she blows, The Cheat! Aim for the blowhole!</line>
<line start="1023" end="1035" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1036" end="1101" speaker="strongbad">What? Woah, I didn't even see Coach Z standing in a whale costume. Yeah, shoot him too!</line>
<line start="1102" end="1105" speaker="sfx">twang</line>
<line start="1106" end="1115"><sfx>twang</sfx><announcer voiceover="voiceover">And now for a limited time,</announcer></line>
<line start="1116" end="1133" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">And now for a limited time,</line>
<line start="1134" end="1155"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">Introducing the Blubb-O's Thick 'n Nasty.</announcer><sfx>splat</sfx></line>
<line start="1156" end="1171"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">Introducing the Blubb-O's Thick 'n Nasty.</announcer><sfx>ding!</sfx></line>
<line start="1172" end="1226" speaker="peaceyp">That's right, y'all Blubb-O heads. The Thick 'n Nasty.</line>
<line start="1227" end="1262" speaker="peaceyp" sfx="sfx">grunts</line>
<line start="1263" end="1305" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Blubb-O's. You guessed it, we're called Blubb-O's.</line>
<line start="1306" end="1339" speaker="dtwhale">Register does not contain more than fifty doctors.</line>
<line start="1387" end="1451" speaker="bubs">No, I will not slice my fingers thin! I just wanna dang hambloiger!</line>
<line start="1452" end="1480" speaker="bubs">I got places to be, man!</line>
<line start="1481" end="1517" speaker="dtwhale">You're living a lie. Would you like cash back?</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:blubbos/en

ZanderSchubert — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:08:43 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Fixing link

{{subtitles|Blubb-O's}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="blubbos.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="24" end="127" speaker="strongbad">Man, you guys! All this walking around behind the fence being a young person sure has gotten my hunger all up in a dander!</line>
<line start="128" end="135"><sfx>crunch</sfx><dtwhale>Relinquesh your pipes please, fellas!</dtwhale></line>
<line start="136" end="157" speaker="dtwhale">Relinquesh your pipes please, fellas!</line>
<line start="158" end="202" speaker="strongbad">(forced) Relinquish our pipes? We'd love to!</line>
<line start="203" end="218"><strongbad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongbad><strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad><thecheat sfx="sfx">laughs</thecheat></line>
<line start="219" end="282" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Come the heck down to Blubb-O's and try your dang self the Blubbo's Classic.</line>
<line start="283" end="295" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">The Original.</line>
<line start="296" end="310" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">The Regular.</line>
<line start="311" end="326" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">The New Original.</line>
<line start="327" end="339" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">The Old Classic.</line>
<line start="340" end="345" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich.</line>
<line start="346" end="355"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich.</announcer><sfx>splat!</sfx></line>
<line start="356" end="370" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich.</line>
<line start="371" end="382" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Wait, fish sandwich?</line>
<line start="383" end="392"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">Wait, fish sandwich?</announcer><sfx>record scratch</sfx></line>
<line start="393" end="409" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">We have a fish sandwich?</line>
<line start="410" end="436" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Has anybody ever ordered that thing?</line>
<line start="437" end="437" speaker="sfx">beep!</line>
<line start="438" end="535" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">At Blubb-O's, all our vegetables are hand tossed through a refreshing cascade of water, and chopped in mid air.</line>
<line start="536" end="607" speaker="homestar">Welcome the crap to Blubb-O's, would you like to try a combo meal, some Chipotle Potato Nodules,</line>
<line start="608" end="672" speaker="homestar">or our Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Moccha-Chip Milkshake?</line>
<line start="673" end="689" speaker="marzipan">I just have a question:</line>
<line start="690" end="730" speaker="marzipan">Do you actually use whale meat, or just regular fast food meat?</line>
<line start="731" end="742"><marzipan>I just need to know hard I should protest you.</marzipan></line>
<line start="743" end="761"><marzipan>I just need to know hard I should protest you.</marzipan></line>
<line start="762" end="775" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">laughs</line>
<line start="776" end="844" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Family fun, and I'm talkin' about men in costumes, is what Blubb-O's is all about.</line>
<line start="845" end="881" speaker="coachz">Hey kids! I'm the Drive-Thru Whale!</line>
<line start="882" end="898" speaker="coachz">I'll chop off your legs!</line>
<line start="899" end="949" speaker="strongsad">Sometimes it seems like you're trying to go to prison, Coach Z.</line>
<line start="950" end="981" speaker="coachz">Hey, three square meals a day!</line>
<line start="982" end="1022" speaker="strongbad">Thar she blows, The Cheat! Aim for the blowhole!</line>
<line start="1023" end="1035" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1036" end="1101" speaker="strongbad">What? Woah, I didn't even see Coach Z standing in a whale costume. Yeah, shoot him too!</line>
<line start="1102" end="1105" speaker="sfx">twang</line>
<line start="1106" end="1115"><sfx>twang</sfx><announcer voiceover="voiceover">And now for a limited time,</announcer></line>
<line start="1116" end="1133" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">And now for a limited time,</line>
<line start="1134" end="1155"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">Introducing the Blubb-O's Thick 'n Nasty.</announcer><sfx>splat</sfx></line>
<line start="1156" end="1171"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">Introducing the Blubb-O's Thick 'n Nasty.</announcer><sfx>ding!</sfx></line>
<line start="1172" end="1226" speaker="peaceyp">That's right, y'all Blubb-O heads. The Thick 'n Nasty.</line>
<line start="1227" end="1262" speaker="peaceyp" sfx="sfx">grunts</line>
<line start="1263" end="1305" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Blubb-O's. You guessed it, we're called Blubb-O's.</line>
<line start="1306" end="1339" speaker="dtwhale">Register does not contain more than fifty doctors.</line>
<line start="1387" end="1451" speaker="bubs">No, I will not slice my fingers thin! I just wanna dang hambloiger!</line>
<line start="1452" end="1480" speaker="bubs">I got places to be, man!</line>
<line start="1481" end="1517" speaker="dtwhale">You're living a lie. Would you like cash back?</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Blubb-O's Commercial

ZanderSchubert — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:34:38 GMT

ZanderSchubert: /* Fun Facts */ Remarks (yay for eagle-eyedness!)

{{toonnav|Shorts|blubbos|Limozeen vs. Sloshy|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:Blubb-OsCommercial.png|thumb|"Come the heck down!"]]
Come the heck down to Blubb-O's!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Drive-Thru Whale]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Peacey P]], [[Bubs]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Strong Badia]] (behind the fence), [[Blubb-O's]], [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, March 10, 2008

'''Running time:''' 1:53

'''Page title:''' See Participating Stores for Details!
==Transcript==

''{Strong Bad, Strong mad and The Cheat are walking along behind the fence in Strong Badia. Corny advertisement plays quietly under them.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Man, you guys! All this walking around behind the fence being a young person sure has gotten my hunger all up in a dander!

''{Suddenly, the Drive-Thru Whale shoots up from the ground in front of them}''

'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE''': Relinquesh your pipes please, fellas!

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{without much emotion}'' Relinquish our pipes? We'd love to!

''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all start laughing. The scene fades slightly as a huge Blubb-O's logo comes on screen, with the words "Come The Heck Down" written underneath.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': Come the heck down to Blubb-O's and try your dang self the Blubbo's Classic.

''{The scene changes to a red background and a burger appears, with a label below saying "Classic" when the announcer names it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': The Original. The Regular. The New Original. The Old Classic.

''{Each time the announcer mentions another burger, another label with the burger's name appears on top of the previous ones, and the new type of burger replaces the old one, even though each burger is identical. Then, a huge deep-fried triangle of fish appears between a burger bun, and another label appears over the others saying "Isosceles Fish Sandwich??"}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich. Wait, fish sandwich? ''{A record scratch and the music stops.}'' We have a fish sandwich? Has anybody ever ordered that thing?

''{We hear a beep as the scene cuts abruptly to a kitchen with a lettuce, two onions and two tomatoes lie on a counter top.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': At Blubb-O's, all our vegetables are hand tossed through a refreshing cascade of water, and chopped in mid air.

''{As the announcer mentions this, we see the vegetables come through a waterfall and chopped in half with a knife. The scene then changes to a Blubb-O's restaurant counter, with Homestar behind it, looking exhausted, wearing a yellow deli-style hat with the Drive-Thru Whale on it and a yellow apron.}''

'''HOMESTAR''': Welcome the crap to Blubb-O's. Would you like to try a combo meal, ''{Holds up a Blubb-O's meal bag.}'' some Chipotle Potato Nodules ''{Holds up a small paper dish with some fries.}'' or our Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Moccha-Chip Milkshake? ''{Holds up a milkshake with some cocoa beans and the word 'PREMIUM" printed on it.}''

''{The camera cuts to Marzipan on the other side of the counter.}''

'''MARZIPAN''': I just have a question: do you actually use whale meat, or just regular fast food meat? I just need to know hard I should protest you.

''{Marzipan holds up two signs, one with the Drive-Thru Whale with the text "SAVE THE BLUBB-O WHALE", and the other with a charicature of the Drive-Thru Whale with the text "really SAVE THE BLUBB-O WHALE".}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': ''{laughs}'' Family fun, and I'm talkin' about men in costumes, is what Blubb-O's is all about.

''{We cut to the field. Coach Z is in a large Drive-Thru Whale costume with some balloons next to him.}''

'''COACH Z''': Hey kids! I'm the Drive-Thru Whale! ''{Jumps up and down and shouts.}'' I'll chop off your legs!

''{The view changes and we see Strong Sad standing beside him.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Sometimes it seems like you're trying to go to prison, Coach Z.

'''COACH Z''': Hey, three square meals a day!

''{The camera pans to the left and we see Strong Bad and The Cheat in a cardboard box with "HMS Locash" written on the side. Strong Bad is wearing a nautical outfit and holding a harpoon and The Cheat has a harpoon gun.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Thar she blows, The Cheat! Aim for the blowhole!

''{The Cheat says something.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': What? Woah, I didn't even see Coach Z standing in a whale costume. Yeah, shoot him too!

''{As we hear The Cheat fire the harpoon gun, we cut again to a red background with a pale Blubb-O's watermark.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': And now for a limited time, introducing the Blubb-O's Thick 'n Nasty.

''{A burger with a really thick patty falls into frame, and a gold plate with "THICK 'n NASTY" on it appears on top. A drawing of Peacey P then comes from the bottom with a speak bubble saying "that's right. ya'll blubb-o heads. the thick 'n nasty!"}''

'''PEACEY P''': That's right, y'all Blubb-O heads. The Thick 'n Nasty. ''{grunts}''

''{The camera pans right until a picture of Peacy P's mouth, with gold teeth with "THICK 'N NASTY" engraved on them, fills the screen with another speech bubble saying "eeungh!" The camera then cuts to the image of the Blubb-O's logo with "YOU GUESSED IT...WE'RE CALLED BLUBB-O'S" written below it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': Blubb-O's. You guessed it, we're called Blubb-O's.

''{Small lightning symbols start coming out of the logo's whale's mouth, and a speech bubble appears briefly saying "REGISTER DOES NOT CONTAIN MORE THAN FIFTY DOCTORS."}''

'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE''': Register does not contain more than fifty doctors.

==Easter Egg==
*At the end, click on the whale's fountain to see Bubs ordering burgers.
:''{We see Bubs through the grill of the Drive-Thru Whale.}''
:'''BUBS''': No, I will not slice my fingers thin! I just wanna dang hambloiger!
:''{We cut to see Bubs in a car (the Gremlin), without tyres and put on bricks, pulled up next to the Drive-Thru Whale.}''
:'''BUBS''': I got places to be, man!
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE''': You're living a lie. Would you like cash back?

==Fun Facts==
===Inside References===
*Strong Mad was shown holding a Blubb-O's bag in [[nightlife]].
*The car Bubs is in on the easter egg is the [[Gremlin]].
*"I'll chop off your legs!" is a misquote of "Sever your leg please, sir," from [[drive-thru]].

===Real-World References===
*The Thick 'n Nasty burger is a reference to Hardee's Thickburger
*The Thick 'n Nasty burger is also a reference to McDonald's Big and Tasty

===Remarks===
*Originally, each vegetable was cut as soon as it went through the waterfall, but this was changed soon after the toon was uploaded, so that they all get washed and then chopped separately.

==External Links==
*[[HR:blubbos.html|watch "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]
*[[HR:blubbos.swf|view the Flash file for "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]
*[[Forum:13717|forum thread re: "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]

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[[Category:Shorts]]

Blubb-O's Commercial

ZanderSchubert — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:31:32 GMT

ZanderSchubert: /* Transcript */ Minor corrections

{{toonnav|Shorts|blubbos|Limozeen vs. Sloshy|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:Blubb-OsCommercial.png|thumb|"Come the heck down!"]]
Come the heck down to Blubb-O's!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Drive-Thru Whale]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Peacey P]], [[Bubs]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Strong Badia]] (behind the fence), [[Blubb-O's]], [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, March 10, 2008

'''Running time:''' 1:53

'''Page title:''' See Participating Stores for Details!
==Transcript==

''{Strong Bad, Strong mad and The Cheat are walking along behind the fence in Strong Badia. Corny advertisement plays quietly under them.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Man, you guys! All this walking around behind the fence being a young person sure has gotten my hunger all up in a dander!

''{Suddenly, the Drive-Thru Whale shoots up from the ground in front of them}''

'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE''': Relinquesh your pipes please, fellas!

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{without much emotion}'' Relinquish our pipes? We'd love to!

''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all start laughing. The scene fades slightly as a huge Blubb-O's logo comes on screen, with the words "Come The Heck Down" written underneath.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': Come the heck down to Blubb-O's and try your dang self the Blubbo's Classic.

''{The scene changes to a red background and a burger appears, with a label below saying "Classic" when the announcer names it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': The Original. The Regular. The New Original. The Old Classic.

''{Each time the announcer mentions another burger, another label with the burger's name appears on top of the previous ones, and the new type of burger replaces the old one, even though each burger is identical. Then, a huge deep-fried triangle of fish appears between a burger bun, and another label appears over the others saying "Isosceles Fish Sandwich??"}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich. Wait, fish sandwich? ''{A record scratch and the music stops.}'' We have a fish sandwich? Has anybody ever ordered that thing?

''{We hear a beep as the scene cuts abruptly to a kitchen with a lettuce, two onions and two tomatoes lie on a counter top.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': At Blubb-O's, all our vegetables are hand tossed through a refreshing cascade of water, and chopped in mid air.

''{As the announcer mentions this, we see the vegetables come through a waterfall and chopped in half with a knife. The scene then changes to a Blubb-O's restaurant counter, with Homestar behind it, looking exhausted, wearing a yellow deli-style hat with the Drive-Thru Whale on it and a yellow apron.}''

'''HOMESTAR''': Welcome the crap to Blubb-O's. Would you like to try a combo meal, ''{Holds up a Blubb-O's meal bag.}'' some Chipotle Potato Nodules ''{Holds up a small paper dish with some fries.}'' or our Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Moccha-Chip Milkshake? ''{Holds up a milkshake with some cocoa beans and the word 'PREMIUM" printed on it.}''

''{The camera cuts to Marzipan on the other side of the counter.}''

'''MARZIPAN''': I just have a question: do you actually use whale meat, or just regular fast food meat? I just need to know hard I should protest you.

''{Marzipan holds up two signs, one with the Drive-Thru Whale with the text "SAVE THE BLUBB-O WHALE", and the other with a charicature of the Drive-Thru Whale with the text "really SAVE THE BLUBB-O WHALE".}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': ''{laughs}'' Family fun, and I'm talkin' about men in costumes, is what Blubb-O's is all about.

''{We cut to the field. Coach Z is in a large Drive-Thru Whale costume with some balloons next to him.}''

'''COACH Z''': Hey kids! I'm the Drive-Thru Whale! ''{Jumps up and down and shouts.}'' I'll chop off your legs!

''{The view changes and we see Strong Sad standing beside him.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Sometimes it seems like you're trying to go to prison, Coach Z.

'''COACH Z''': Hey, three square meals a day!

''{The camera pans to the left and we see Strong Bad and The Cheat in a cardboard box with "HMS Locash" written on the side. Strong Bad is wearing a nautical outfit and holding a harpoon and The Cheat has a harpoon gun.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Thar she blows, The Cheat! Aim for the blowhole!

''{The Cheat says something.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': What? Woah, I didn't even see Coach Z standing in a whale costume. Yeah, shoot him too!

''{As we hear The Cheat fire the harpoon gun, we cut again to a red background with a pale Blubb-O's watermark.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': And now for a limited time, introducing the Blubb-O's Thick 'n Nasty.

''{A burger with a really thick patty falls into frame, and a gold plate with "THICK 'n NASTY" on it appears on top. A drawing of Peacy P then comes from the bottom with a speak bubble saying "that's right. ya'll blubb-o heads. the thick 'n nasty!"}''

'''PEACY P''': That's right, y'all Blubb-O heads. The Thick 'n Nasty. ''{grunts}''

''{The camera pans right until a picture of Peacy P's mouth, with gold teeth with "THICK 'N NASTY" engraved on them, fills the screen with another speech bubble saying "eeungh!" The camera then cuts to the image of the Blubb-O's logo with "YOU GUESSED IT...WE'RE CALLED BLUBB-O'S" written below it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': Blubb-O's. You guessed it, we're called Blubb-O's.

''{Small lightning symbols start coming out of the logo's whale's mouth, and a speech bubble appears briefly saying "REGISTER DOES NOT CONTAIN MORE THAN FIFTY DOCTORS."}''

'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE''': Register does not contain more than fifty doctors.

==Easter Egg==
*At the end, click on the whale's fountain to see Bubs ordering burgers.
:''{We see Bubs through the grill of the Drive-Thru Whale.}''
:'''BUBS''': No, I will not slice my fingers thin! I just wanna dang hambloiger!
:''{We cut to see Bubs in a car (the Gremlin), without tyres and put on bricks, pulled up next to the Drive-Thru Whale.}''
:'''BUBS''': I got places to be, man!
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE''': You're living a lie. Would you like cash back?

==Fun Facts==
===Inside References===
*Strong Mad was shown holding a Blubb-O's bag in [[nightlife]].
*The car Bubs is in on the easter egg is the [[Gremlin]].
*"I'll chop off your legs!" is a misquote of "Sever your leg please, sir," from [[drive-thru]].

===Real-World References===
*The Thick 'n Nasty burger is a reference to Hardee's Thickburger

==External Links==
*[[HR:blubbos.html|watch "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]
*[[HR:blubbos.swf|view the Flash file for "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]
*[[Forum:13717|forum thread re: "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|blubbos}}

[[Category:Shorts]]

Subtitles:blubbos/en

ZanderSchubert — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:31:24 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Finished subtitles

{{subtitles|Blubbo's}}
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<line start="24" end="127" speaker="strongbad">Man, you guys! All this walking around behind the fence being a young person sure has gotten my hunger all up in a dander!</line>
<line start="128" end="135"><sfx>crunch</sfx><dtwhale>Relinquesh your pipes please, fellas!</dtwhale></line>
<line start="136" end="157" speaker="dtwhale">Relinquesh your pipes please, fellas!</line>
<line start="158" end="202" speaker="strongbad">(forced) Relinquish our pipes? We'd love to!</line>
<line start="203" end="218"><strongbad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongbad><strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad><thecheat sfx="sfx">laughs</thecheat></line>
<line start="219" end="282" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Come the heck down to Blubb-O's and try your dang self the Blubbo's Classic.</line>
<line start="283" end="295" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">The Original.</line>
<line start="296" end="310" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">The Regular.</line>
<line start="311" end="326" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">The New Original.</line>
<line start="327" end="339" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">The Old Classic.</line>
<line start="340" end="345" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich.</line>
<line start="346" end="355"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich.</announcer><sfx>splat!</sfx></line>
<line start="356" end="370" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich.</line>
<line start="371" end="382" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Wait, fish sandwich?</line>
<line start="383" end="392"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">Wait, fish sandwich?</announcer><sfx>record scratch</sfx></line>
<line start="393" end="409" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">We have a fish sandwich?</line>
<line start="410" end="436" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Has anybody ever ordered that thing?</line>
<line start="437" end="437" speaker="sfx">beep!</line>
<line start="438" end="535" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">At Blubb-O's, all our vegetables are hand tossed through a refreshing cascade of water, and chopped in mid air.</line>
<line start="536" end="607" speaker="homestar">Welcome the crap to Blubb-O's, would you like to try a combo meal, some Chipotle Potato Nodules,</line>
<line start="608" end="672" speaker="homestar">or our Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Moccha-Chip Milkshake?</line>
<line start="673" end="689" speaker="marzipan">I just have a question:</line>
<line start="690" end="730" speaker="marzipan">Do you actually use whale meat, or just regular fast food meat?</line>
<line start="731" end="742"><marzipan>I just need to know hard I should protest you.</marzipan></line>
<line start="743" end="761"><marzipan>I just need to know hard I should protest you.</marzipan></line>
<line start="762" end="775" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">laughs</line>
<line start="776" end="844" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Family fun, and I'm talkin' about men in costumes, is what Blubb-O's is all about.</line>
<line start="845" end="881" speaker="coachz">Hey kids! I'm the Drive-Thru Whale!</line>
<line start="882" end="898" speaker="coachz">I'll chop off your legs!</line>
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<line start="950" end="981" speaker="coachz">Hey, three square meals a day!</line>
<line start="982" end="1022" speaker="strongbad">Thar she blows, The Cheat! Aim for the blowhole!</line>
<line start="1023" end="1035" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1036" end="1101" speaker="strongbad">What? Woah, I didn't even see Coach Z standing in a whale costume. Yeah, shoot him too!</line>
<line start="1102" end="1105" speaker="sfx">twang</line>
<line start="1106" end="1115"><sfx>twang</sfx><announcer voiceover="voiceover">And now for a limited time,</announcer></line>
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<line start="1134" end="1155"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">Introducing the Blubb-O's Thick 'n Nasty.</announcer><sfx>splat</sfx></line>
<line start="1156" end="1171"><announcer voiceover="voiceover">Introducing the Blubb-O's Thick 'n Nasty.</announcer><sfx>ding!</sfx></line>
<line start="1172" end="1226" speaker="peaceyp">That's right, y'all Blubb-O heads. The Thick 'n Nasty.</line>
<line start="1227" end="1262" speaker="peaceyp" sfx="sfx">grunts</line>
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<line start="1387" end="1451" speaker="bubs">No, I will not slice my fingers thin! I just wanna damn hambloiger!</line>
<line start="1452" end="1480" speaker="bubs">I got places to be, man!</line>
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Blubb-O's Commercial

ZanderSchubert — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:12:59 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Easter Eggs correction

{{toonnav|Shorts|blubbos|Limozeen vs. Sloshy|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:Blubb-OsCommercial.png|thumb|"Come the heck down!"]]
Come the heck down to Blubb-O's!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Drive-Thru Whale]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Peacey P]], [[Bubs]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Strong Badia]] (behind the fence), [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, March 10, 2008

'''Running time:''' 1:53

'''Page title:''' See Participating Stores for Details!
==Transcript==

''{Strong Bad, Strong mad and The Cheat are walking along behind the fence in Strong Badia. Corny advertisement plays quietly under them.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Man, you guys! All this walking around behind the fence like a young person sure has gotten my hunger all up in a dander!

''{Suddenly, the Drive-Thru Whale shoots up from the ground in front of them}''

'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE''': Relinquesh your pipes please, fellas!

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{without much emotion}'' Relinquish our pipes? We'd love to!

''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all start laughing. The scene fades slightly as a huge Blubb-O's logo comes on screen, with the words "Come The Heck Down" written underneath.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': Come the heck down to Blubb-O's and try your dang self the Blubbo's Classic.

''{The scene changes to a red background and a burger appears, with a label below saying "Classic" when the announcer names it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': The Original. The Regular. The New Original. The Old Classic.

''{Each time the announcer mentions another burger, another label with the burger's name appears on top of the previous ones, and the new type of burger replaces the old one, even though each burger is identical. Then, a huge deep-fried triangle of fish appears between a burger bun, and another label appears over the others saying "Isosceles Fish Sandwich??"}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich. Wait, fish sandwich? ''{A record scratch and the music stops.}'' We have a fish sandwich? Has anybody ever ordered that thing?

''{We hear a beep as the scene cuts abruptly to a kitchen with a lettuce, two onions and two tomatoes lie on a counter top.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': At Blubb-O's, all our vegetables are hand tossed into a refreshing cascade of water, and chopped in mid air.

''{As the announcer mentions this, we see the vegetables come through a waterfall and chopped in half with a knife. The scene then changes to a Blubb-O's restaurant counter, with Homestar behind it, looking exhausted, wearing a yellow deli-style hat with the Drive-Thru Whale on it and a yellow apron.}''

'''HOMESTAR''': Welcome the crap to Blubb-O's. Would you like to try a combo meal, ''{Holds up a Blubb-O's meal bag.}'' try (?) a boat-load of potato nodules ''{Holds up a small paper dish with some fries.}'' or our Attempt-At-Compete-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Moccha-Chip Milkshake? ''{Holds up a milkshake with some cocoa beans and the word 'PREMIUM" printed on it.}''

''{The camera cuts to Marzipan on the other side of the counter.}''

'''MARZIPAN''': I just have a question: do you actually use whale meat, or just regular fast food meat? I just need to know hard to protest you.

''{Marzipan holds up two signs, one with the Drive-Thru Whale with the text "SAVE THE BLUBB-O WHALE", and the other with a charicature of the Drive-Thru Whale with the text "really SAVE THE BLUBB-O WHALE".}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': ''{laughs}'' Family fun, and I'm talkin' about men in costumes, is what Blubb-O's is all about.

''{We cut to the field. Coach Z is in a large Drive-Thru Whale costume with some balloons next to him.}''

'''COACH Z''': Hey kids! I'm the Drive-Thru Whale! ''{Jumps up and down and shouts.}'' I'll chop off your legs!

''{The view changes and we see Strong Sad standing beside him.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Sometimes it seems like you're tring to go to prison, Coach Z.

'''COACH Z''': Hey, three square meals a day!

''{The camera pans to the left and we see Strong Bad and The Cheat in a cardboard box with "HMS Locash" written on the side. Strong Bad is wearing a nautical outfit and holding a harpoon and The Cheat has a harpoon gun.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Thar she blows, The Cheat! Aim for the blowhole!

''{The Cheat says something.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': What? Woah, I didn't even see Coach Z standing in a whale constume. Yeah, shoot him too!

''{As we hear The Cheat fire the harpoon gun, we cut again to a red background with a pale Blubb-O's watermark.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': And now for a limited time, introducing the Blubb-O's Thick 'n Nasty.

''{A burger with a really thick patty falls into frame, and a gold plate with "THICK 'n NASTY" on it appears on top. A drawing of Peacy P then comes from the bottom with a speak bubble saying "that's right. ya'll blubb-o heads. the thick 'n nasty!"}''

'''PEACY P''': That's right, y'all Blubb-O heads. The Thick 'n Nasty. ''{grunts}''

''{The camera pans right until a picture of Peacy P's mouth, with gold teeth with "THICK 'N NASTY" engraved on them, fills the screen with another speech bubble saying "eeungh!" The camera then cuts to the image of the Blubb-O's logo with "YOU GUESSED IT...WE'RE CALLED BLUBB-O'S" written below it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': Blubb-O's. You guessed it, we're called Blubb-O's.

''{Small lightning symbols start coming out of the logo's whale's mouth, and a speech bubble appears briefly saying "REGISTER DOES NOT CONTAIN MORE THAN FIFTY DOCTORS."}''

'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE''': Register does not contain more than fifty doctors.

==Easter Egg==
*At the end, click on the whale's fountain to see Bubs ordering burgers.
:''{We see Bubs through the grill of the Drive-Thru Whale.}''
:'''BUBS''': No, I will not slice my fingers thin! I just wanna damn hambloiger!
:''{We cut to see Bubs in a car, without tyres and put on bricks, pulled up next to the Drive-Thru Whale.}''
:'''BUBS''': I got places to be, man!
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE''': You're living a lie. Would you like cash back?

==Fun Facts==

===Inside References===
*Strong Mad was shown holding a Blubb-O's bag in [[nightlife]].
*The car Bubs is in on the easter egg is the [[Gremlin]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:blubbos.html|watch "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]
*[[HR:blubbos.swf|view the Flash file for "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]
*[[Forum:13717|forum thread re: "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|blubbos}}

[[Category:Shorts]]

Blubb-O's Commercial

ZanderSchubert — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:10:26 GMT

ZanderSchubert: /* Transcript */ Finishing transcript

{{toonnav|Shorts|blubbos|Limozeen vs. Sloshy|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:Blubb-OsCommercial.png|thumb|"Come the heck down!"]]
Come the heck down to Blubb-O's!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Drive-Thru Whale]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Peacey P]], [[Bubs]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Strong Badia]] (behind the fence), [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, March 10, 2008

'''Running time:''' 1:53

'''Page title:''' See Participating Stores for Details!
==Transcript==

''{Strong Bad, Strong mad and The Cheat are walking along behind the fence in Strong Badia. Corny advertisement plays quietly under them.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Man, you guys! All this walking around behind the fence like a young person sure has gotten my hunger all up in a dander!

''{Suddenly, the Drive-Thru Whale shoots up from the ground in front of them}''

'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE''': Relinquesh your pipes please, fellas!

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{without much emotion}'' Relinquish our pipes? We'd love to!

''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all start laughing. The scene fades slightly as a huge Blubb-O's logo comes on screen, with the words "Come The Heck Down" written underneath.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': Come the heck down to Blubb-O's and try your dang self the Blubbo's Classic.

''{The scene changes to a red background and a burger appears, with a label below saying "Classic" when the announcer names it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': The Original. The Regular. The New Original. The Old Classic.

''{Each time the announcer mentions another burger, another label with the burger's name appears on top of the previous ones, and the new type of burger replaces the old one, even though each burger is identical. Then, a huge deep-fried triangle of fish appears between a burger bun, and another label appears over the others saying "Isosceles Fish Sandwich??"}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich. Wait, fish sandwich? ''{A record scratch and the music stops.}'' We have a fish sandwich? Has anybody ever ordered that thing?

''{We hear a beep as the scene cuts abruptly to a kitchen with a lettuce, two onions and two tomatoes lie on a counter top.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': At Blubb-O's, all our vegetables are hand tossed into a refreshing cascade of water, and chopped in mid air.

''{As the announcer mentions this, we see the vegetables come through a waterfall and chopped in half with a knife. The scene then changes to a Blubb-O's restaurant counter, with Homestar behind it, looking exhausted, wearing a yellow deli-style hat with the Drive-Thru Whale on it and a yellow apron.}''

'''HOMESTAR''': Welcome the crap to Blubb-O's. Would you like to try a combo meal, ''{Holds up a Blubb-O's meal bag.}'' try (?) a boat-load of potato nodules ''{Holds up a small paper dish with some fries.}'' or our Attempt-At-Compete-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Moccha-Chip Milkshake? ''{Holds up a milkshake with some cocoa beans and the word 'PREMIUM" printed on it.}''

''{The camera cuts to Marzipan on the other side of the counter.}''

'''MARZIPAN''': I just have a question: do you actually use whale meat, or just regular fast food meat? I just need to know hard to protest you.

''{Marzipan holds up two signs, one with the Drive-Thru Whale with the text "SAVE THE BLUBB-O WHALE", and the other with a charicature of the Drive-Thru Whale with the text "really SAVE THE BLUBB-O WHALE".}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': ''{laughs}'' Family fun, and I'm talkin' about men in costumes, is what Blubb-O's is all about.

''{We cut to the field. Coach Z is in a large Drive-Thru Whale costume with some balloons next to him.}''

'''COACH Z''': Hey kids! I'm the Drive-Thru Whale! ''{Jumps up and down and shouts.}'' I'll chop off your legs!

''{The view changes and we see Strong Sad standing beside him.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Sometimes it seems like you're tring to go to prison, Coach Z.

'''COACH Z''': Hey, three square meals a day!

''{The camera pans to the left and we see Strong Bad and The Cheat in a cardboard box with "HMS Locash" written on the side. Strong Bad is wearing a nautical outfit and holding a harpoon and The Cheat has a harpoon gun.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Thar she blows, The Cheat! Aim for the blowhole!

''{The Cheat says something.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': What? Woah, I didn't even see Coach Z standing in a whale constume. Yeah, shoot him too!

''{As we hear The Cheat fire the harpoon gun, we cut again to a red background with a pale Blubb-O's watermark.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': And now for a limited time, introducing the Blubb-O's Thick 'n Nasty.

''{A burger with a really thick patty falls into frame, and a gold plate with "THICK 'n NASTY" on it appears on top. A drawing of Peacy P then comes from the bottom with a speak bubble saying "that's right. ya'll blubb-o heads. the thick 'n nasty!"}''

'''PEACY P''': That's right, y'all Blubb-O heads. The Thick 'n Nasty. ''{grunts}''

''{The camera pans right until a picture of Peacy P's mouth, with gold teeth with "THICK 'N NASTY" engraved on them, fills the screen with another speech bubble saying "eeungh!" The camera then cuts to the image of the Blubb-O's logo with "YOU GUESSED IT...WE'RE CALLED BLUBB-O'S" written below it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': Blubb-O's. You guessed it, we're called Blubb-O's.

''{Small lightning symbols start coming out of the logo's whale's mouth, and a speech bubble appears briefly saying "REGISTER DOES NOT CONTAIN MORE THAN FIFTY DOCTORS."}''

'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE''': Register does not contain more than fifty doctors.

==Easter Eggs==

* At the end, click on the whale's to see Bubs argue with the Drive-Thru Whale
:''{We see Bubs through the grill of the Drive-Thru Whale.}''
:'''BUBS''': No, I will not slice my fingers thin! I just wanna damn hambloiger!
:''{We cut to see Bubs in a car, without tyres and put on bricks, pulled up next to the Drive-Thru Whale.}''
:'''BUBS''': I got places to be, man!
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE''': You're living a lie. Would you like cash back?

==Easter Egg==
*At the end, click on the whale's fountain to see Bubs ordering burgers.

==Fun Facts==

===Inside References===
*Strong Mad was shown holding a Blubb-O's bag in [[nightlife]].
*The car Bubs is in on the easter egg is the [[Gremlin]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:blubbos.html|watch "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]
*[[HR:blubbos.swf|view the Flash file for "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]
*[[Forum:13717|forum thread re: "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|blubbos}}

[[Category:Shorts]]

Blubb-O's Commercial

ZanderSchubert — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:30:20 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Transcript

{{toonnav|Shorts|blubbos|Limozeen vs. Sloshy|Strong Bad Sings}}
Come the heck down to Blubb-O's!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Drive-Thru Whale]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Peacey P]], [[Bubs]].
==Transcript==
{{transcriptinprogress|ZanderSchubert}}

''{Strong Bad, Strong mad and The Cheat are walking along behind the fence in Strong Badia. Corny advertisement plays quietly under them.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Man, you guys! All this walking around behind the fence like a young person sure has gotten my hunger all up in a dander!

''{Suddenly, the Drive-Thru Whale shoots up from the ground in front of them}''

'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE''': Relinquesh your pipes please, fellas!

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{without much emotion}'' Relinquish our pipes? We'd love to!

''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all start laughing. The scene fades slightly as a huge Blubb-O's logo comes on screen, with the words "Come The Heck Down" written underneath.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': Come the heck down to Blubb-O's and try your dang self the Blubbo's Classic.

''{The scene changes to a red background and a burger appears, with a label below saying "Classic" when the announcer names it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': The Original. The Regular. The New Original. The Old Classic.

''{Each time the announcer mentions another burger, another label with the burger's name appears on top of the previous ones, and the new type of burger replaces the old one, even though each burger is identical. Then, a huge deep-fried triangle of fish appears between a burger bun, and another label appears over the others saying "Isosceles Fish Sandwich??"}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich. Wait, fish sandwich? ''{A record scratch and the music stops.}'' We have a fish sandwich? Has anybody ever ordered that thing?

''{We hear a beep as the scene cuts abruptly to a kitchen with a lettuce, two onions and two tomatoes lie on a counter top.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': At Blubb-O's, all our vegetables are hand tossed into a refreshing cascade of water, and chopped in mid air.

''{As the announcer mentions this, we see the vegetables come through a waterfall and chopped in half with a knife.}''

''{After that, we see Homestar, but I haven't typed that bit up yet, so stay tight!}''
==Fun Facts==
==External Links==
*[[HR:blubbos.html|watch "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]
*[[HR:blubbos.swf|view the Flash file for "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]
*[[Forum:13717|forum thread re: "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|blubbos}}

[[Category:Shorts]]

Subtitles:sbemail190/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:13:30 GMT

ZanderSchubert: general corrections

{{subtitles|licensed}}
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<line start="16" end="108" speaker="strongbad">(singing) Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat, and hock it at an unsuspecting email.</line>
<line start="109" end="173" speaker="strongbad">"Ok Strong Bad, you and the Cheat are like famous now, but why haven't you licensed anything yet?</line>
<line start="174" end="212" speaker="strongbad">"Like where's the Strong Bad novels and fluffy pillows,</line>
<line start="213" end="255" speaker="strongbad">"I need more Strong Bad in my day, come on man help me out!</line>
<line start="256" end="304" speaker="strongbad">"From yours truly, Pilmple-Faced Bill from receiving"</line>
<line start="305" end="344" speaker="strongbad">Hey! I paid that pilmple-faced bill months ago!</line>
<line start="345" end="403" speaker="strongbad">You gotta tell grody Blackhead-Flaced Janice from accounting to update her records!</line>
<line start="404" end="448" speaker="strongbad">As for being famous and licensing stuff, you've got it all wrong.</line>
<line start="449" end="478" speaker="strongbad">You don't need to be famous to license stuff.</line>
<line start="479" end="508" speaker="strongbad">Just look at Biscuitdoughhandsman.</line>
<line start="509" end="571" speaker="strongbad">He licensed his likeness to a paper towel company years ago, but no one knows who the crap he is. </line>
<line start="572" end="613" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Get this, Vera, it's exorbitantly absorbent!</line>
<line start="614" end="631" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Shut up, lady!</line>
<line start="632" end="709" speaker="strongbad">No, the true sign of being famous is in the unlicensed stuff! And we're all over that!</line>
<line start="710" end="808" speaker="strongbad">In fact, we've got our own application process for becoming an officially licensed unlicensed seller of Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs.</line>
<line start="809" end="883" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The main requirements are that the country of manufacture has changed name five times since I was in seventh grade,</line>
<line start="884" end="927" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">that you sell your wares from a blanket, or inside a trench coat,</line>
<line start="928" end="984" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">that you always refer to the selling of our items as "numba one bargain!",</line>
<line start="985" end="1014" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and that one of us has to have a human nose.</line>
<line start="1015" end="1028"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">and that one of us has to have a human nose.</strongbad><sfx>splat</sfx></line>
<line start="1029" end="1076" speaker="strongbad">One of our primary unlicensed licensees is shady daycares.</line>
<line start="1077" end="1132" speaker="strongbad">You know, the kind that are open 24 hours and are surrounded by barbed wire.</line>
<line start="1133" end="1187" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">They love to illegally use trademarked characters to earn desperate parents' trust.</line>
<line start="1188" end="1273" speaker="cardgage" voiceover="voiceover">(singing) Where is Tomkins? Where is Cole Slaw? Here I am!</line>
<line start="1274" end="1359" speaker="strongbad">Man, if I ever have kids, I can't wait to drop 'em off at the Puddin' Patch every morning on my way to the dog tracks!</line>
<line start="1360" end="1390" speaker="strongbad">Another great knock-off is DVDs.</line>
<line start="1391" end="1442" speaker="strongbad">The ones that are slight variations of slightly animated kids' movies.</line>
<line start="1443" end="1509" speaker="strongbad">The kind they put right next to the check-out line, so Grandma might accidentally mistake it for the real thing.</line>
<line start="1510" end="1521" speaker="strongbad">And they have titles like;</line>
<line start="1522" end="1571" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"The Secret Princess and Her Oppressive Authority Figure 4"</line>
<line start="1572" end="1589" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And the always popular,</line>
<line start="1590" end="1645" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Jungle Animals in Decidedly Non-Jungle Situations".</line>
<line start="1646" end="1718" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Novelty confections have to be my favorite growth sector of the unlicensed merchandise industry,</line>
<line start="1719" end="1750" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">like these sugar-crusted marshmallow The Cheats,</line>
<line start="1751" end="1784" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">or this gummi gel-ular pop,</line>
<line start="1785" end="1809" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">from Strong Badge: the Movie</line>
<line start="1810" end="1870" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And who wouldn't want to rot the teeth right out of their kid's head with this spinning Strong Bad sugar toothbrush?</line>
<line start="1871" end="1894"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And who wouldn't want to rot the teeth right out of their kid's head with this spinning Strong Bad sugar toothbrush?</strongbad><sfx>shaking and rattling</sfx></line>
<line start="1895" end="1922" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Strong Bad, look! You're twice!</line>
<line start="1923" end="1957" speaker="strongbad">A Strong Bad piñata!? Where'd you get that?</line>
<line start="1958" end="1967" speaker="coachz">Bubs.</line>
<line start="1968" end="1979" speaker="strongbad">Bubs?</line>
<line start="1980" end="2013" speaker="coachz">Yeah, he's the fellow that runs the concession stand—</line>
<line start="2014" end="2061" speaker="strongbad">I know who he is! He's an unlicensed unlicensed seller!</line>
<line start="2062" end="2088" speaker="strongbad">I've been trying to shut him down for years.</line>
<line start="2089" end="2100" speaker="strongbad">Come on, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="2101" end="2133"><sfx>The Geddup Noise</sfx><thecheat>anxious The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
<line start="2134" end="2167" speaker="coachz">Ahhhh, what else?</line>
<line start="2168" end="2216" speaker="bubs">—and I just got in this shipment of Strong Bad brand ferret ointment.</line>
<line start="2217" end="2227" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="2228" end="2243" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">There he is, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="2244" end="2261" speaker="bubs">Uh-oh, store's closed.</line>
<line start="2262" end="2293" speaker="sfx">bounces</line>
<line start="2294" end="2325" speaker="strongbad">What's up with that trench coat, Bubs?</line>
<line start="2326" end="2361" speaker="bubs">Oh, uhh... I'm a public flasher!</line>
<line start="2362" end="2405" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, right. You aint got no nudity under there! Open 'er up!</line>
<line start="2406" end="2429" speaker="bubs">Okay, okay, you got me.</line>
<line start="2430" end="2479" speaker="strongbad">Just as I suspected! Totally legit looking stuff!</line>
<line start="2480" end="2533" speaker="strongbad">Where are the human noses? The misspellings? The choking hazards?</line>
<line start="2534" end="2572" speaker="bubs">That's the kind of stuff I usually sell at the concession stand.</line>
<line start="2573" end="2598" speaker="bubs">This is the black market, man!</line>
<line start="2599" end="2652" speaker="strongbad">So, wait a minute. Your shady bootleg operation peddles quality goods,</line>
<line start="2653" end="2691" speaker="strongbad">while your legal store front sells dangerous crap?</line>
<line start="2692" end="2731" speaker="bubs">Exactly. I got a repatation to uphold!</line>
<line start="2732" end="2794" speaker="strongbad">Well, in that case... Will The Cheat have an adverse reaction to that ferret ointment?</line>
<line start="2795" end="2816" speaker="bubs">He'll swell up like a balloon.</line>
<line start="2817" end="2834" speaker="strongbad">Then give me two cases!</line>
<line start="2835" end="2845" speaker="thecheat">annoyed The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2846" end="2883" speaker="strongbad">So, we finally shut down Bubs' operation.</line>
<line start="2884" end="2926" speaker="strongbad">And not just because he was an unlicensed unlicensed seller either.</line>
<line start="2927" end="2965" speaker="strongbad">Guess what all those piñatas were stuffed full of.</line>
<line start="2966" end="2982" speaker="strongbad">Homestar?</line>
<line start="2983" end="3038" speaker="homestar">(singing) Broken glass, broken glass, broken glass, broken glass!</line>
<line start="3039" end="3067" speaker="sfx">shuffling noises</line>
<line start="3085" end="3122" speaker="homestar">That junk was still my best birthdays ever!</line>
<line start="3148" end="3205" speaker="homestar">(singing) Ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Talk:licensed

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:06:08 GMT

ZanderSchubert: /* A mousy description? / Coach Z can't talk. */

== What's new link ==
Dunno what i cans do about it, but the link to the sbemail is broked. It links to sbemail.190.html (that is, there's an extra dot). Someone with the privilege needs to fix this right quick. [[User:Telamon|-Telamon]] 06:59, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:Nvm. Fixed. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 07:02, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
== Blackhead-Flaced Janice ==
Should it be pointed out that Blackhead-Flaced Janice is a joke on the misspelling of Pilmple-faced Bill? Is it possible to over-"over-analyze"?
:Give the [[HRWiki:Standards]] a read. I'd say this qualifies as both obvious and explaining the joke. So... no. [[User:64.198.255.1|64.198.255.1]] 20:21, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

== Homestar's Song ==

although it's similar, the song homestar's singing isn't the one from [[anything]] and [[the paper]]. that one comes from "never-ending story", but this one is different. i don't know where it's from, but i'm still deleting that inside reference. --[[User:Neumannz|Zatchman]] 07:03, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:I'm considering the "Sail Away, Sail Away, Sail Away" part of [[Wikipedia:Orinoco Flow|Orinoco Flow]] by [[Wikipedia:Enya|Enya]]? -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 08:48, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
::i can see what you're coming from, but he says the line 4 times instead of three, so i'm guessing it's something else. --[[User:Neumannz|Zatchman]] 08:59, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
::It reminds me more of the Hot Hot Heat song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdk8J1OOiJA Bandages], but again he says it four times instead of three. [[User:Stev0|Stev0]] 15:47, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:::Sounds a lot like [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GBn-BpkNsA "Walking on Broken Glass"] by Annie Lennox [[User:Havl|Havl]] 20:57, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:It sounds to me like the Flintstone kids theme. "Yabba dab yabba dab yabba dabba do" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scpjpz3ReMI FSK]
::Well, apparently, if everyone thinks it's something different, it has to be TTATOT.--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 21:16, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:::I agree with the Flintstones Kids theme. [[User:Awexome|Awexome]] 22:37, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

=="Human noses?"==

Does Strong Bad imply that he is not human? Has this ever happened before?
:I was wondering about that myself. I know it was in a quick joke, and may not hold a lot of weight, but I think something like whether or not you're human isn't something that you casually contradict in a joke with out paying attention. You wouldn't say "It looks just like me except with a human nose" even as a joke, unless it was already given that you weren't human, or at least weren't considered human.--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 08:36, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
::well, no matter how you look at it, he ''doesn't'' have a human nose, just like how homestar and the like don't have arms or pants, and those are mentioned all the time, too. i don't think it has much bearing on ''what'' anybody is. --[[User:Neumannz|Zatchman]] 08:54, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:::Except he said "human nose". It would have been just like Homestar's arms if he just said "nose". The humor in that, just like the humor in [[fingers]] is adding something to him that he should have but obviously doesn't. It's the same way with the word human. The humor in adding a human nose to him is that he has no nose and he's not human.--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 09:00, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
::::Naw, i agree with Neumannz, it's not notable beyond his lack of a visible one, whether he said human or not. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 09:02, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:::::I think that "human" here was intended to mean "realistic". These are not cartoon noses, or animal noses. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 09:08, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
::::::I'm with E.L. Cool on this one. I definitely think he meant shaped noses, with nostrils and a bridge and all that good stuff, as opposed to a simple little ball nose, like the one Stro Bro has on the side of the Puddin' Patch. -- [[User:Onamuji|Onamuji]] 12:57, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
I think this joke has been referenced in [[alternate universe]] before. [[User:Danny Lilithborne|Danny Lilithborne]] 15:37, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

== A mousy description? / Coach Z can't talk. ==

First, I'm not sure about that description of the Cheat's mural picture. His pudginess and distinctive, if unlabelled, jar of Hunny seem to suggest Winnie the Pooh to me. (The antennae, obviously, are out of place.)

Second, does Coach Z say "You're toys" or "You're twice"? I definitely heard the latter, which I can imagine him saying because he's weird, but the former makes sense too. Any thoughts? -- [[User:Onamuji|Onamuji]] 12:54, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:yeah, i hear "twice" ---[[User:Neumannz|Zatchman]] 16:06, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
::I originally heard it as "toys" (and put it that way in the subtitles), but it now seems closer to "twice", even with Coach Z's accent. [[User:ZanderSchubert|ZanderSchubert]] 23:06, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

== Shut up, lady! ==

Have this voice and Strong Bad's response appeared enough times now for us to consider it a running gag? I know it occurred in [[bottom 10]], and I think one other...though I wouldn't swear to it. -- [[User:Onamuji|Onamuji]] 12:59, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:as noted in inside references, the second one was [[your funeral]]. i don't know enough about the rules of running gags to say whether this should be considered one. --[[User:Neumannz|Zatchman]] 16:12, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

The "Jungle Animals in Non-Jungle Situations" thing reminds me heavily of the Cartoon Network show "My Gym Partner is a Monkey." Anyone else?

: I think "Shut up, Lady" should be considered a running gag. Three instances have warranted others to be added if my memory serves my correctly. The fact we've seen it in 3 toons set far apart from each other tells me that TBC find it funny and would add it into future toons. [[User:Stribbs|Stribbs]] 17:34, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
::Ummm, it is. It's [[Shut Up, Lady|here]]. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 17:39, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:::Oh... so it is. Uh, well... I'll... sports team. [[User:Stribbs|Stribbs]] 17:43, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

== Bubs' Merchandise ==
<s>Doesn't</s> Isn't Bubs selling a Strong Bad beanie cap? Should that go into teh "fun facts" section? —[[User:SpazZataKc|SpazZataKc]]

== Gunkistan? ==

Why got the Facts about Gunkistan being a portmanteau and a inside reference to Gunk Iller deleted?

:It may be because they're wrong...The portmanteau is less obviously incorrect, but technically -stan and is a suffix, a word in some language (Arabic) meaning "land," which is why it's used at the end of so many countries (Afghanistan = Land of the Afghanis, Kazakhstan = Land of the Kazakhs, etc.). This would make it not a portmanteau. As for the other one, being a reference to the Gunk Iller, I see no reason why this was up there in the first place. Gunk is a very common term for any gross, ambiguous substance.

::I disagree with you on the portmanteau subject. if you look at the [[Portmanteaus]] page you'll notice "Millionzoic", "Tenthennial" and "Geographist", all words with a general suffix. Gunkistan should be there too. Maybe I was a little off by saying that it's in particular park Pakistan, but that's the only country that have the letter K to form -kistan (Gun-Kistan). I'm not readding it still so it won't start to be and edit war, but I think it should be discussed. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 21:59, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

== Old Lady ==

Now that the Old Lady made a third appearance, should we revive her page? {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 16:34, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

== Two things ==
1.) Are we sure Homestar is singing "broken glass?" because I heard "working class". 2.) Will the shady daycare be haunting anybody else's nightmares or just mine?

:"Working Class" makes no sense. The pinatas were filled with broken glass as evidenced by the multiple lacerations and shards on Homestar's face. Since Strong Bad asked Homestar to reveal what was contained there-in. In true Homestar way he sung it. [[User:Stribbs|Stribbs]] 17:37, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:1) definitely broken glass, 2) just yours --[[User:Neumannz|Zatchman]] 17:51, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

:"Working Class" makes so much more sense that its more than a little surprising that someone would post it. The fact that they did it anonymously makes me wonder if it was another trollish post designed to incite an argument. Its a wonder that someone didn't call this person names. -[[User:JamesDean|JamesDean]]

== Bubs arms. ==

Has anyone noticed that Bubs arms are animated the same way they were in Nightlife and how Coach Z's were in Trogday 08?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 20:13, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:Yes. It's a new style design. Individually drawn per frame. It seems to be the way things are done from now on. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:15, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

== Toucan Sam, Zazu, and Cinderella ==

<blockquote>The cover of "Jungle Animals in Decidedly Non-Jungle Situations" has a variation of The Cheat similar to The Lion King (The Cheat resembles Zazu) and Toucan Sam, mascot of Froot Loops. The other is Cinderella.</blockquote> This is in desperate need of rewording, but first we need to decide what we're doing with it. It can't be Zazu and Toucan Sam. Isn't that TTATOT? I don't really think it's either. It's just a toucan. A random jungle animal. Also, are we sure the other DVD is a play on Cinderella? It seems likely, but not certain. But if so, it needs to be worded better.--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 21:01, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

:Or is it just generally agreed that it's pointless to mention any of that crap? I'm for that, too.--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 21:11, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
::I think the refernce to Zazu can go, but Toucan Sam should stay. The Cheat looks nothing like Zazu, beyond the blue color and big beak, nor does he look much like a real toucan, but the striped beak gives him a strinking resemlance to Toucan Sam. {{User:Exhibit A/sig}} 21:15, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

== Bioshock Reference? ==

Does the singing child at the daycare remind anyone else of the 2nd little sister sighting in Bioshock? The little sister is heard singing a song to the same tune, in a very creepy way. The fact that they're both singing the same tune, both children and the fact that it is very creepy in both cases suggests a reference, no?

:Senor Cardgage is not a child. And it's a common kid's tune. And Senor is always creepy, so it might not be a reference. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:31, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

==Toys R Us==

I think I saw a Toys R Us reference. [[User:Awexome|Awexome]] 22:16, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:We,, you may or may not be correct about that. It would depend on what you saw, which I have no idea what it was.... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:32, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

== Ugly Bird ==

Anyone else think that Homestar calling the swollen, floating The Cheat an "Ugly Bird" is a reference to... um... the one other email (I forget which one) where Homestar called a swollen, floating The Cheat an "Ugly Bird?"
: Someone else sure does, thats why they mentioned it in the article: ''The Easter egg where Homestar sees The Cheat float by and thinks he's an ugly bird is a reference to helium. '' -[[User:JamesDean|JamesDean]]

==Blood?==
Just wondering how blood is an "Inside Reference." You don't have to be a Homestar Runer fan to fully appreciate blood jokes. [[User:Catman87|Catman87]]
:Because blood is a recurring element/gag in some toons. The [[blood]] page ties all appearances of blood together in a list. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 23:00, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

Subtitles:sbemail190/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:42:51 GMT

ZanderSchubert: line break removals

{{subtitles|licensed}}
<pre>
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<line start="16" end="108" speaker="strongbad">(singing) Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat, and hock it at an unsuspecting email.</line>
<line start="109" end="173" speaker="strongbad">Ok Strong Bad, you and the Cheat are like famous now, but why haven't you licensed anything yet?</line>
<line start="174" end="212" speaker="strongbad">Like where's the Strong Bad novels and fluffy pillows,</line>
<line start="213" end="255" speaker="strongbad">I need more Strong Bad in my day, come on man help me out!</line>
<line start="256" end="304" speaker="strongbad">From yours truly, Pilmple-Faced Bill from receiving</line>
<line start="305" end="344" speaker="strongbad">Hey! I paid that pilmple-faced bill months ago!</line>
<line start="345" end="403" speaker="strongbad">You gotta tell grody Blackhead-Flaced Janice from accounting to update her records! </line>
<line start="404" end="448" speaker="strongbad">As for being famous and licensing stuff, you've got it all wrong.</line>
<line start="449" end="478" speaker="strongbad">You don't need to be famous to liscense stuff.</line>
<line start="479" end="508" speaker="strongbad">Just look at Biscuitdoughhandsman.</line>
<line start="509" end="571" speaker="strongbad">He licensed his likeness to a paper towel company years ago, but no one knows who the crap he is. </line>
<line start="572" end="613" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Get this, Vera, it's exorbitantly absorbent!</line>
<line start="614" end="631" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Shut up, lady!</line>
<line start="632" end="709" speaker="strongbad">No, the true sign of being famous is in the unlicensed stuff! And we're all over that!</line>
<line start="710" end="808" speaker="strongbad">In fact, we've got our own application process for becoming an officially licensed unlicensed seller of Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs.</line>
<line start="809" end="883" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The main requirements are that the country of manufacture has changed name five times since I was in seventh grade,</line>
<line start="884" end="927" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">that you sell your wares from a blanket, or inside a trench coat,</line>
<line start="928" end="984" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">that you always refer to the selling of our items as "numba one bargain!",</line>
<line start="985" end="1014" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and that one of us has to have a human nose.</line>
<line start="1015" end="1028"><strongbad voceivoer="voiceover">and that one of us has to have a human nose.</strongbad><sfx>splat</sfx></line>
<line start="1029" end="1076" speaker="strongbad">One of our primary unlicensed licensees is shady daycares.</line>
<line start="1077" end="1132" speaker="strongbad">You know, the kind that are open 24 hours and are surrounded by barbed wire.</line>
<line start="1133" end="1187" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">They love to illegally use trademarked characters to earn desperate parents' trust.</line>
<line start="1188" end="1273" speaker="cardgage" voiceover="voiceover">(singing) Where is Tomkins? Where is Cole Slaw? Here I am!</line>
<line start="1274" end="1359" speaker="strongbad">Man, if I ever have kids, I can't wait to drop 'em off at the puddin' patch every morning on my way to the dog tracks!</line>
<line start="1360" end="1390" speaker="strongbad">Another great knock-off is DVDs.</line>
<line start="1391" end="1442" speaker="strongbad">The ones that are slight variations of slightly animated kids' movies.</line>
<line start="1443" end="1509" speaker="strongbad">The kind they put right next to the check-out line, so Grandma might accidentally mistake it for the real thing.</line>
<line start="1510" end="1521" speaker="strongbad">And they have titles like;</line>
<line start="1522" end="1571" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"The Secret Princess and Her Oppressive Authority Figure 4"</line>
<line start="1572" end="1589" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And the always popular,</line>
<line start="1590" end="1645" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Jungle Animals in Decidedly Non-Jungle Situations".</line>
<line start="1646" end="1718" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Novelty confections have to be my favorite growth sector of the unlicensed merchandise industry,</line>
<line start="1719" end="1750" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">like these sugar-crusted marshmallow The Cheats,</line>
<line start="1751" end="1784" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">or this gummi gel-ular pop,</line>
<line start="1785" end="1809" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">from Strong Badge: the Movie</line>
<line start="1810" end="1870" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And who wouldn't want to rot the teeth right out of their kid's head with this spinning Strong Bad sugar toothbrush?</line>
<line start="1871" end="1894"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And who wouldn't want to rot the teeth right out of their kid's head with this spinning Strong Bad sugae toothbrush?</strongbad><sfx>shaking and rattling</sfx></line>
<line start="1895" end="1922" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Strong Bad, look! You're toys!</line>
<line start="1923" end="1957" speaker="strongbad">A Strong Bad piñata!? Where'd you get that?</line>
<line start="1958" end="1967" speaker="coachz">Bubs.</line>
<line start="1968" end="1979" speaker="strongbad">Bubs?</line>
<line start="1980" end="2013" speaker="coachz">Yeah, he's the fellow who runs the concession stand—</line>
<line start="2014" end="2061" speaker="strongbad">I know who he is! He's an unlicensed unlicensed seller!</line>
<line start="2062" end="2088" speaker="strongbad">I've been trying to shut him down for years.</line>
<line start="2089" end="2100" speaker="strongbad">Come on, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="2101" end="2133"><sfx>The Geddup Noise</sfx><thecheat>anxious The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
<line start="2134" end="2167" speaker="coachz">Ahhhh, what else?</line>
<line start="2168" end="2216" speaker="bubs">—and I just got in this shipment of Strong Bad brand ferret ointment.</line>
<line start="2217" end="2227" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="2228" end="2243" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">There he is, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="2244" end="2261" speaker="bubs">Uh-oh, store's closed.</line>
<line start="2262" end="2293" speaker="sfx">bounces</line>
<line start="2294" end="2325" speaker="strongbad">What's up with that trench coat, Bubs?</line>
<line start="2326" end="2361" speaker="bubs">Oh, uhh... I'm a public flasher!</line>
<line start="2362" end="2405" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, right. You aint got no nudity under there! Open 'er up!</line>
<line start="2406" end="2429" speaker="bubs">Okay, okay, you got me.</line>
<line start="2430" end="2479" speaker="strongbad">Just as I suspected! Totally legit looking stuff!</line>
<line start="2480" end="2533" speaker="strongbad">Where are the human noses? The misspellings? The choking hazards?</line>
<line start="2534" end="2572" speaker="bubs">That's the kind of stuff I usually sell at the concession stand.</line>
<line start="2573" end="2598" speaker="bubs">This is the black market, man!</line>
<line start="2599" end="2652" speaker="strongbad">So, wait a minute. Your shady bootleg operation peddles quality goods,</line>
<line start="2653" end="2691" speaker="strongbad">while your legal store front sells dangerous crap?</line>
<line start="2692" end="2731" speaker="bubs">Exactly. I got a repatation to uphold!</line>
<line start="2732" end="2794" speaker="strongbad">Well, in that case... Will The Cheat have an adverse reaction to that ferret ointment?</line>
<line start="2795" end="2816" speaker="bubs">He'll swell up like a balloon.</line>
<line start="2817" end="2834" speaker="strongbad">Then give me two cases!</line>
<line start="2835" end="2845" speaker="thecheat">annoyed The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2846" end="2883" speaker="strongbad">So, we finally shut down Bubs' operation.</line>
<line start="2884" end="2926" speaker="strongbad">And not just because he was an unlicensed unlicensed seller either.</line>
<line start="2927" end="2965" speaker="strongbad">Guess what all those piñatas were stuffed full of.</line>
<line start="2966" end="2982" speaker="strongbad">Homestar?</line>
<line start="2983" end="3038" speaker="strongbad">(singing) Broken glass, broken glass, broken glass, broken glass!</line>
<line start="3039" end="3067" speaker="sfx">shuffling noises</line>
<line start="3085" end="3122" speaker="strongbad">That junk was still my best birthdays ever!</line>
<line start="3148" end="3205" speaker="strongbad">(singing) Ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail190/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:41:52 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Done like a bun... except this bun is a bit half-baked.

{{subtitles|licensed}}
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<line start="16" end="108" speaker="strongbad">(singing) Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat, and hock it at an unsuspecting email.</line>
<line start="109" end="173" speaker="strongbad">Ok Strong Bad, you and the Cheat are like famous now,
but why haven't you licensed anything yet?</line>
<line start="174" end="212" speaker="strongbad">Like where's the
strong Bad novels and fluffy pillows,</line>
<line start="213" end="255" speaker="strongbad">I need more Strong
Bad in my day, come on man help me out!</line>
<line start="256" end="304" speaker="strongbad">From yours truly
Pilmple-Faced Bill from receiving</line>
<line start="305" end="344" speaker="strongbad">Hey! I paid that pilmple-faced bill months ago!</line>
<line start="345" end="403" speaker="strongbad">You gotta tell grody Blackhead-Flaced Janice from accounting to update her records! </line>
<line start="404" end="448" speaker="strongbad">As for being famous and licensing stuff, you've got it all wrong.</line>
<line start="449" end="478" speaker="strongbad">You don't need to be famous to liscense stuff.</line>
<line start="479" end="508" speaker="strongbad">Just look at Biscuitdoughhandsman.</line>
<line start="509" end="571" speaker="strongbad">He licensed his likeness to a paper towel company years ago, but no one knows who the crap he is. </line>
<line start="572" end="613" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Get this, Vera, it's exorbitantly absorbent!</line>
<line start="614" end="631" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Shut up, lady!</line>
<line start="632" end="709" speaker="strongbad">No, the true sign of being famous is in the unlicensed stuff! And we're all over that!</line>
<line start="710" end="808" speaker="strongbad">In fact, we've got our own application process for becoming an officially licensed unlicensed seller of Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs.</line>
<line start="809" end="883" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The main requirements are that the country of manufacture has changed name five times since I was in seventh grade,</line>
<line start="884" end="927" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">that you sell your wares from a blanket, or inside a trench coat,</line>
<line start="928" end="984" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">that you always refer to the selling of our items as "numba one bargain!",</line>
<line start="985" end="1014" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and that one of us has to have a human nose.</line>
<line start="1015" end="1028"><strongbad voceivoer="voiceover">and that one of us has to have a human nose.</strongbad><sfx>splat</sfx></line>
<line start="1029" end="1076" speaker="strongbad">One of our primary unlicensed licensees is shady daycares.</line>
<line start="1077" end="1132" speaker="strongbad">You know, the kind that are open 24 hours and are surrounded by barbed wire.</line>
<line start="1133" end="1187" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">They love to illegally use trademarked characters to earn desperate parents' trust.</line>
<line start="1188" end="1273" speaker="cardgage" voiceover="voiceover">(singing) Where is Tomkins? Where is Cole Slaw? Here I am!</line>
<line start="1274" end="1359" speaker="strongbad">Man, if I ever have kids, I can't wait to drop 'em off at the puddin' patch every morning on my way to the dog tracks!</line>
<line start="1360" end="1390" speaker="strongbad">Another great knock-off is DVDs.</line>
<line start="1391" end="1442" speaker="strongbad">The ones that are slight variations of slightly animated kids' movies.</line>
<line start="1443" end="1509" speaker="strongbad">The kind they put right next to the check-out line, so Grandma might accidentally mistake it for the real thing.</line>
<line start="1510" end="1521" speaker="strongbad">And they have titles like;</line>
<line start="1522" end="1571" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"The Secret Princess and Her Oppressive Authority Figure 4"</line>
<line start="1572" end="1589" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And the always popular,</line>
<line start="1590" end="1645" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Jungle Animals in Decidedly Non-Jungle Situations".</line>
<line start="1646" end="1718" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Novelty confections have to be my favorite growth sector of the unlicensed merchandise industry,</line>
<line start="1719" end="1750" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">like these sugar-crusted marshmallow The Cheats,</line>
<line start="1751" end="1784" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">or this gummi gel-ular pop,</line>
<line start="1785" end="1809" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">from Strong Badge: the Movie</line>
<line start="1810" end="1870" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And who wouldn't want to rot the teeth right out of their kid's head with this spinning Strong Bad sugar toothbrush?</line>
<line start="1871" end="1894"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And who wouldn't want to rot the teeth right out of their kid's head with this spinning Strong Bad sugae toothbrush?</strongbad><sfx>shaking and rattling</sfx></line>
<line start="1895" end="1922" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Strong Bad, look! You're toys!</line>
<line start="1923" end="1957" speaker="strongbad">A Strong Bad piñata!? Where'd you get that?</line>
<line start="1958" end="1967" speaker="coachz">Bubs.</line>
<line start="1968" end="1979" speaker="strongbad">Bubs?</line>
<line start="1980" end="2013" speaker="coachz">Yeah, he's the fellow who runs the concession stand—</line>
<line start="2014" end="2061" speaker="strongbad">I know who he is! He's an unlicensed unlicensed seller!</line>
<line start="2062" end="2088" speaker="strongbad">I've been trying to shut him down for years.</line>
<line start="2089" end="2100" speaker="strongbad">Come on, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="2101" end="2133"><sfx>The Geddup Noise</sfx><thecheat>anxious The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
<line start="2134" end="2167" speaker="coachz">Ahhhh, what else?</line>
<line start="2168" end="2216" speaker="bubs">—and I just got in this shipment of Strong Bad brand ferret ointment.</line>
<line start="2217" end="2227" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="2228" end="2243" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">There he is, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="2244" end="2261" speaker="bubs">Uh-oh, store's closed.</line>
<line start="2262" end="2293" speaker="sfx">bounces</line>
<line start="2294" end="2325" speaker="strongbad">What's up with that trench coat, Bubs?</line>
<line start="2326" end="2361" speaker="bubs">Oh, uhh... I'm a public flasher!</line>
<line start="2362" end="2405" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, right. You aint got no nudity under there! Open 'er up!</line>
<line start="2406" end="2429" speaker="bubs">Okay, okay, you got me.</line>
<line start="2430" end="2479" speaker="strongbad">Just as I suspected! Totally legit looking stuff!</line>
<line start="2480" end="2533" speaker="strongbad">Where are the human noses? The misspellings? The choking hazards?</line>
<line start="2534" end="2572" speaker="bubs">That's the kind of stuff I usually sell at the concession stand.</line>
<line start="2573" end="2598" speaker="bubs">This is the black market, man!</line>
<line start="2599" end="2652" speaker="strongbad">So, wait a minute. Your shady bootleg operation peddles quality goods,</line>
<line start="2653" end="2691" speaker="strongbad">while your legal store front sells dangerous crap?</line>
<line start="2692" end="2731" speaker="bubs">Exactly. I got a repatation to uphold!</line>
<line start="2732" end="2794" speaker="strongbad">Well, in that case... Will The Cheat have an adverse reaction to that ferret ointment?</line>
<line start="2795" end="2816" speaker="bubs">He'll swell up like a balloon.</line>
<line start="2817" end="2834" speaker="strongbad">Then give me two cases!</line>
<line start="2835" end="2845" speaker="thecheat">annoyed The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2846" end="2883" speaker="strongbad">So, we finally shut down Bubs' operation.</line>
<line start="2884" end="2926" speaker="strongbad">And not just because he was an unlicensed unlicensed seller either.</line>
<line start="2927" end="2965" speaker="strongbad">Guess what all those piñatas were stuffed full of.</line>
<line start="2966" end="2982" speaker="strongbad">Homestar?</line>
<line start="2983" end="3038" speaker="strongbad">(singing) Broken glass, broken glass, broken glass, broken glass!</line>
<line start="3039" end="3067" speaker="sfx">shuffling noises</line>
<line start="3085" end="3122" speaker="strongbad">That junk was still my best birthdays ever!</line>
<line start="3148" end="3205" speaker="strongbad">(singing) Ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:bigouting/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:00:28 GMT

ZanderSchubert: article name

{{subtitles|Sickly Sam's Big Outing}}
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<line start="7" end="37" speaker="announcer">Listen up, short children!</line>
<line start="38" end="69" speaker="announcer">It's the Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights Presents The Homestar Runner Progrum!</line>
<line start="70" end="91" speaker="announcer">In a color!</line>
<line start="92" end="105" speaker="announcer">Featuring The Homestar Runner!</line>
<line start="106" end="115"><announcer>Featuring The Homestar Runner!</announcer><sfx>cheers</sfx></line>
<line start="116" end="144"><announcer>His best gal, Marzipan!</announcer><sfx>cheers</sfx></line>
<line start="145" end="166" speaker="announcer">Diseased orphan, Sickly Sam!</line>
<line start="167" end="180"><announcer>Diseased orphan, Sickly Sam!</announcer><sfx>boos</sfx></line>
<line start="181" end="199" speaker="announcer">Dapper thousandaire, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="200" end="222"><announcer>Dapper thousandaire, Strong Bad!</announcer><sfx>stronger boos</sfx></line>
<line start="223" end="235"><announcer>And the rest!</announcer><sfx>Huh?</sfx></line>
<line start="236" end="280" speaker="announcer">Today's shenanigans: Sickly Sam's Big Outing!</line>
<line start="281" end="300" speaker="text"></line>
<line start="334" end="366" speaker="oldmarzipan">This must be skid row.</line>
<line start="380" end="396" speaker="oldmarzipan">This must be skid ro-</line>
<line start="397" end="471" speaker="thehomestar">Wake up, Sickly Sam. Today's the first day of the day of your big outing.</line>
<line start="472" end="489" speaker="oldmarzipan">Up and at 'em.</line>
<line start="490" end="516"><sicklysam sfx="sfx">cough cough</sicklysam></line>
<line start="517" end="545" speaker="oldmarzipan">You need some dentifrice!</line>
<line start="546" end="605" speaker="thehomestar">If you're supposed to go on a big outing, we need to find you up a hot date.</line>
<line start="606" end="647" speaker="sfx">dramatic music</line>
<line start="648" end="691" speaker="oldstrongbad">So, that dead kid needs a hot date, eh?</line>
<line start="692" end="733" speaker="oldstrongbad">The only date he has is with the glue factory!</line>
<line start="734" end="757"><oldstrongbad>The only date he has is with the glue factory!</oldstrongbad><sfx>musical sting</sfx></line>
<line start="758" end="779" speaker="oldstrongbad">Which I will sell him to!</line>
<line start="780" end="798"><oldstrongbad>Which I will sell him to!</oldstrongbad><sfx>musical sting</sfx></line>
<line start="799" end="817" speaker="oldstrongbad">For money!</line>
<line start="818" end="827"><oldstrongbad>For money!</oldstrongbad><sfx>musical sting</sfx></line>
<line start="828" end="831" speaker="sfx">splat</line>
<line start="846" end="883" speaker="thehomestar">First we gotta do something about that old 'tatoe sack.</line>
<line start="884" end="892" speaker="sfx">knock knock</line>
<line start="893" end="903" speaker="thehomestar">Uh oh, the doorbe-</line>
<line start="904" end="921" speaker="thehomestar">There's a knock at the door.</line>
<line start="922" end="980" speaker="thesneak">Whaaaaaaaaa telegraaam!</line>
<line start="981" end="1000" speaker="thehomestar">Thanks, The Sneak.</line>
<line start="1001" end="1013"><thehomestar>Boot!</thehomestar><sfx>crash</sfx></line>
<line start="1014" end="1022" speaker="thehomestar">This Honest Telegram says to mean your hot date down at the Boardwalk.</line>
<line start="1023" end="1069"><thehomestar>This Honest Telegram says to mean your hot date down at the Boardwalk.</thehomestar></line>
<line start="1070" end="1088"><sicklysam>Am I gonna make romance?</sicklysam></line>
<line start="1089" end="1115" speaker="sicklysam">Am I gonna make romance?</line>
<line start="1116" end="1168" speaker="thehomestar">Let's get you dressed to the five and three-quarterses.</line>
<line start="1178" end="1229" speaker="sicklysam">I do believe you've spicked my span.</line>
<line start="1241" end="1262" speaker="sfx">flap flap flap</line>
<line start="1274" end="1284" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1285" end="1329"><oldmarzipan>Come on, Jackson! Cut yourself a slice of rug!</oldmarzipan><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1330" end="1378"><oldmarzipan>Let's turn those skeleton knees into bees' knees!</oldmarzipan><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1379" end="1400" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1401" end="1416"><sfx>crumble</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1417" end="1433" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1434" end="1460"><sfx>crash</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1478" end="1528" speaker="thehomestar">Say there, Fort Wayne Locomotive, how's about a pep talk?</line>
<line start="1529" end="1596" speaker="thehomestar">Double-S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite... persuasion.</line>
<line start="1597" end="1650" speaker="fortwayne">Well, I tell ya, Sickle Cell, when it comes to the ladies, you gotta turn and run the other way,</line>
<line start="1651" end="1689" speaker="fortwayne">like you're facin' the defense of the Sheboygan Booteaters!</line>
<line start="1690" end="1726" speaker="fortwayne">They's is trouble!T-R-U-double-E-Bubble!</line>
<line start="1727" end="1748" speaker="fortwayne">Hut one, hut two, and a hike!</line>
<line start="1749" end="1787" speaker="fortwayne" sfx="sfx">gibberish</line>
<line start="1788" end="1812" speaker="sfx">pfffff!</line>
<line start="1847" end="1882" speaker="thehomestar">You're almost ready Sickly Sam.</line>
<line start="1883" end="1966" speaker="thehomestar">Last thing you need is a reaaaaaaaaaaal...</line>
<line start="1967" end="1986" speaker="thehomestar">...bouquet.</line>
<line start="1987" end="2009" speaker="oldbubs">Take a whiff.</line>
<line start="2010" end="2030" speaker="sicklysam" sfx="sfx">sniff</line>
<line start="2045" end="2055" speaker="sfx">woosh</line>
<line start="2054" end="2069" speaker="sfx">scratch</line>
<line start="2104" end="2129"><thehomestar>Aaaaaah!</thehomestar><oldmarzipan>Aaaaaah!</oldmarzipan><oldstrongbad>Hahahahahahah!</oldstrongbad></line>
<line start="2130" end="2134" speaker="sfx">scratch</line>
<line start="2146" end="2181" speaker="sicklysam">I'm havin' a time.</line>
<line start="2197" end="2235" speaker="oldstrongbad">All right, boys! Remember the plan!</line>
<line start="2236" end="2270" speaker="oldstrongbad">Step One: give him the business!</line>
<line start="2271" end="2307" speaker="oldstrongbad">Step Two: cocktails in the parlor!</line>
<line start="2308" end="2339" speaker="oldstrongbad">We shan't get foiled again!</line>
<line start="2357" end="2377"><strongman>Raaaah!</strongman><sfx>splash-crash</sfx></line>
<line start="2389" end="2426" speaker="sicklysam">What a pleasant hole.</line>
<line start="2427" end="2490" speaker="sicklysam">I can't say enough good things about this hole.</line>
<line start="2527" end="2599" speaker="sfx">caw-caw-screech!</line>
<line start="2600" end="2612" speaker="sfx">splash</line>
<line start="2617" end="2648" speaker="oldstrongbad">Curses, you bone-legged boob!</line>
<line start="2649" end="2711" speaker="oldstrongbad">I'll pump you generously full of lead, shot at high velocity out of my pistola!</line>
<line start="2712" end="2771" speaker="oldstrongbad">So as to pierce the flesh! Or in your case, the burlap sack!</line>
<line start="2784" end="2836"><sicklysam>Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!</sicklysam><oldstrongbad>Rrrah! I can't believe I'm being eaten!</oldstrongbad></line>
<line start="2837" end="2854"><sicklysam>Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!</sicklysam><oldstrongbad>What a tragedy!</oldstrongbad></line>
<line start="2855" end="2897"><sicklysam>Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!</sicklysam><oldstrongbad>I was supposed to sell you to the glue factory and whatnot!</oldstrongbad></line>
<line start="2898" end="2935"><sicklysam>Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!</sicklysam><oldstrongbad>I can't believe I'm still being eaten!</oldstrongbad></line>
<line start="2936" end="2981"><sicklysam>Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!</sicklysam><oldstrongbad>This is taking so much longer than I expected!</oldstrongbad></line>
<line start="2982" end="2990" speaker="sicklysam" sfx="sfx">gulp</line>
<line start="2991" end="3084" speaker="sicklysam">This is the finest meal I've ever had in my extremely lo-o-ong life!</line>
<line start="3089" end="3137" speaker="oldstrongbad">Curses! All they've got in here is Parcheesi!</line>
<line start="3138" end="3221" speaker="oldstrongbad">Can't a gentle-man at least get a game of, say, pole-dagger, or Polynesian Roulette?</line>
<line start="3222" end="3269" speaker="oldstrongbad">What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this, anyways?</line>
<line start="3297" end="3358" speaker="sicklysam">I've finally found the love of a lifetime.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:bigouting/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 00:54:17 GMT

ZanderSchubert: New page: {{subtitles|Sicky Sam's Big Outing}} <pre> <?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="bigouting.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="7" end="37" speak...

{{subtitles|Sicky Sam's Big Outing}}
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<line start="7" end="37" speaker="announcer">Listen up, short children!</line>
<line start="38" end="69" speaker="announcer">It's the Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights Presents The Homestar Runner Progrum!</line>
<line start="70" end="91" speaker="announcer">In a color!</line>
<line start="92" end="105" speaker="announcer">Featuring The Homestar Runner!</line>
<line start="106" end="115"><announcer>Featuring The Homestar Runner!</announcer><sfx>cheers</sfx></line>
<line start="116" end="144"><announcer>His best gal, Marzipan!</announcer><sfx>cheers</sfx></line>
<line start="145" end="166" speaker="announcer">Diseased orphan, Sickly Sam!</line>
<line start="167" end="180"><announcer>Diseased orphan, Sickly Sam!</announcer><sfx>boos</sfx></line>
<line start="181" end="199" speaker="announcer">Dapper thousandaire, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="200" end="222"><announcer>Dapper thousandaire, Strong Bad!</announcer><sfx>stronger boos</sfx></line>
<line start="223" end="235"><announcer>And the rest!</announcer><sfx>Huh?</sfx></line>
<line start="236" end="280" speaker="announcer">Today's shenanigans: Sickly Sam's Big Outing!</line>
<line start="281" end="300" speaker="text"></line>
<line start="334" end="366" speaker="oldmarzipan">This must be skid row.</line>
<line start="380" end="396" speaker="oldmarzipan">This must be skid ro-</line>
<line start="397" end="471" speaker="thehomestar">Wake up, Sickly Sam. Today's the first day of the day of your big outing.</line>
<line start="472" end="489" speaker="oldmarzipan">Up and at 'em.</line>
<line start="490" end="516"><sicklysam sfx="sfx">cough cough</sicklysam></line>
<line start="517" end="545" speaker="oldmarzipan">You need some dentifrice!</line>
<line start="546" end="605" speaker="thehomestar">If you're supposed to go on a big outing, we need to find you up a hot date.</line>
<line start="606" end="647" speaker="sfx">dramatic music</line>
<line start="648" end="691" speaker="oldstrongbad">So, that dead kid needs a hot date, eh?</line>
<line start="692" end="733" speaker="oldstrongbad">The only date he has is with the glue factory!</line>
<line start="734" end="757"><oldstrongbad>The only date he has is with the glue factory!</oldstrongbad><sfx>musical sting</sfx></line>
<line start="758" end="779" speaker="oldstrongbad">Which I will sell him to!</line>
<line start="780" end="798"><oldstrongbad>Which I will sell him to!</oldstrongbad><sfx>musical sting</sfx></line>
<line start="799" end="817" speaker="oldstrongbad">For money!</line>
<line start="818" end="827"><oldstrongbad>For money!</oldstrongbad><sfx>musical sting</sfx></line>
<line start="828" end="831" speaker="sfx">splat</line>
<line start="846" end="883" speaker="thehomestar">First we gotta do something about that old 'tatoe sack.</line>
<line start="884" end="892" speaker="sfx">knock knock</line>
<line start="893" end="903" speaker="thehomestar">Uh oh, the doorbe-</line>
<line start="904" end="921" speaker="thehomestar">There's a knock at the door.</line>
<line start="922" end="980" speaker="thesneak">Whaaaaaaaaa telegraaam!</line>
<line start="981" end="1000" speaker="thehomestar">Thanks, The Sneak.</line>
<line start="1001" end="1013"><thehomestar>Boot!</thehomestar><sfx>crash</sfx></line>
<line start="1014" end="1022" speaker="thehomestar">This Honest Telegram says to mean your hot date down at the Boardwalk.</line>
<line start="1023" end="1069"><thehomestar>This Honest Telegram says to mean your hot date down at the Boardwalk.</thehomestar></line>
<line start="1070" end="1088"><sicklysam>Am I gonna make romance?</sicklysam></line>
<line start="1089" end="1115" speaker="sicklysam">Am I gonna make romance?</line>
<line start="1116" end="1168" speaker="thehomestar">Let's get you dressed to the five and three-quarterses.</line>
<line start="1178" end="1229" speaker="sicklysam">I do believe you've spicked my span.</line>
<line start="1241" end="1262" speaker="sfx">flap flap flap</line>
<line start="1274" end="1284" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1285" end="1329"><oldmarzipan>Come on, Jackson! Cut yourself a slice of rug!</oldmarzipan><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1330" end="1378"><oldmarzipan>Let's turn those skeleton knees into bees' knees!</oldmarzipan><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1379" end="1400" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1401" end="1416"><sfx>crumble</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1417" end="1433" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1434" end="1460"><sfx>crash</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1478" end="1528" speaker="thehomestar">Say there, Fort Wayne Locomotive, how's about a pep talk?</line>
<line start="1529" end="1596" speaker="thehomestar">Double-S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite... persuasion.</line>
<line start="1597" end="1650" speaker="fortwayne">Well, I tell ya, Sickle Cell, when it comes to the ladies, you gotta turn and run the other way,</line>
<line start="1651" end="1689" speaker="fortwayne">like you're facin' the defense of the Sheboygan Booteaters!</line>
<line start="1690" end="1726" speaker="fortwayne">They's is trouble!T-R-U-double-E-Bubble!</line>
<line start="1727" end="1748" speaker="fortwayne">Hut one, hut two, and a hike!</line>
<line start="1749" end="1787" speaker="fortwayne" sfx="sfx">gibberish</line>
<line start="1788" end="1812" speaker="sfx">pfffff!</line>
<line start="1847" end="1882" speaker="thehomestar">You're almost ready Sickly Sam.</line>
<line start="1883" end="1966" speaker="thehomestar">Last thing you need is a reaaaaaaaaaaal...</line>
<line start="1967" end="1986" speaker="thehomestar">...bouquet.</line>
<line start="1987" end="2009" speaker="oldbubs">Take a whiff.</line>
<line start="2010" end="2030" speaker="sicklysam" sfx="sfx">sniff</line>
<line start="2045" end="2055" speaker="sfx">woosh</line>
<line start="2054" end="2069" speaker="sfx">scratch</line>
<line start="2104" end="2129"><thehomestar>Aaaaaah!</thehomestar><oldmarzipan>Aaaaaah!</oldmarzipan><oldstrongbad>Hahahahahahah!</oldstrongbad></line>
<line start="2130" end="2134" speaker="sfx">scratch</line>
<line start="2146" end="2181" speaker="sicklysam">I'm havin' a time.</line>
<line start="2197" end="2235" speaker="oldstrongbad">All right, boys! Remember the plan!</line>
<line start="2236" end="2270" speaker="oldstrongbad">Step One: give him the business!</line>
<line start="2271" end="2307" speaker="oldstrongbad">Step Two: cocktails in the parlor!</line>
<line start="2308" end="2339" speaker="oldstrongbad">We shan't get foiled again!</line>
<line start="2357" end="2377"><strongman>Raaaah!</strongman><sfx>splash-crash</sfx></line>
<line start="2389" end="2426" speaker="sicklysam">What a pleasant hole.</line>
<line start="2427" end="2490" speaker="sicklysam">I can't say enough good things about this hole.</line>
<line start="2527" end="2599" speaker="sfx">caw-caw-screech!</line>
<line start="2600" end="2612" speaker="sfx">splash</line>
<line start="2617" end="2648" speaker="oldstrongbad">Curses, you bone-legged boob!</line>
<line start="2649" end="2711" speaker="oldstrongbad">I'll pump you generously full of lead, shot at high velocity out of my pistola!</line>
<line start="2712" end="2771" speaker="oldstrongbad">So as to pierce the flesh! Or in your case, the burlap sack!</line>
<line start="2784" end="2836"><sicklysam>Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!</sicklysam><oldstrongbad>Rrrah! I can't believe I'm being eaten!</oldstrongbad></line>
<line start="2837" end="2854"><sicklysam>Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!</sicklysam><oldstrongbad>What a tragedy!</oldstrongbad></line>
<line start="2855" end="2897"><sicklysam>Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!</sicklysam><oldstrongbad>I was supposed to sell you to the glue factory and whatnot!</oldstrongbad></line>
<line start="2898" end="2935"><sicklysam>Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!</sicklysam><oldstrongbad>I can't believe I'm still being eaten!</oldstrongbad></line>
<line start="2936" end="2981"><sicklysam>Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!</sicklysam><oldstrongbad>This is taking so much longer than I expected!</oldstrongbad></line>
<line start="2982" end="2990" speaker="sicklysam" sfx="sfx">gulp</line>
<line start="2991" end="3084" speaker="sicklysam">This is the finest meal I've ever had in my extremely lo-o-ong life!</line>
<line start="3089" end="3137" speaker="oldstrongbad">Curses! All they've got in here is Parcheesi!</line>
<line start="3138" end="3221" speaker="oldstrongbad">Can't a gentle-man at least get a game of, say, pole-dagger, or Polynesian Roulette?</line>
<line start="3222" end="3269" speaker="oldstrongbad">What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this, anyways?</line>
<line start="3297" end="3358" speaker="sicklysam">I've finally found the love of a lifetime.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail187/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:19:55 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Speaker change

{{subtitles|winter pool}}
<pre>
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<line start="16" end="77" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, emails make me tremble, so I'll keep my body nimble.</line>
<line start="78" end="88" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="89" end="119" speaker="strongbad">"What do you do with the pool during the winter?</line>
<line start="120" end="155" speaker="strongbad">"Do you drain it and use it for skateboarding or something?</line>
<line start="156" end="176" speaker="strongbad">"J.Hazard, In..."</line>
<line start="177" end="247" speaker="strongbad">In what? In Spokane? In severe debt? In repose?</line>
<line start="248" end="292" speaker="strongbad">Well, I guess I'll never know Hit-Enter-Too-Soon Man.</line>
<line start="293" end="417" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, Hazbro, yes, we usually drain it and yes I usually skateboard 30 different kinds of shred all over the pool and make awesome skate videos that accidentally get recorded over with cooking shows.</line>
<line start="418" end="467" speaker="strongbad">But this year we're doing something way cooler and less pretend.</line>
<line start="468" end="525" speaker="strongbad">Homestar Runner finally got paid for all those Fluffy Puff Marshmallows commercials he did.</line>
<line start="526" end="555" speaker="strongbad">And GUESS HOW THEY PAID HIM?</line>
<line start="556" end="627" speaker="strongbad">With a lifetime supply of Red Flavored Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance!</line>
<line start="628" end="640" speaker="sfx">static</line>
<line start="641" end="658" speaker="marshie">I'M AN ABOMINATION!</line>
<line start="659" end="663" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="664" end="717" speaker="marshie">And I'm coming to your house after school!</line>
<line start="718" end="764" speaker="strongbad" vocieover="voiceover">Y'know, I really think those Marshie commercials ought to be rated NC-17.</line>
<line start="765" end="781"><strongbad vocieover="voiceover">Y'know, I really think those Marshie commercials ought to be rated NC-17.</strongbad></line>
<line start="782" end="783" speaker="sfx">static</line>
<line start="798" end="818" speaker="strongbad">How're we doing here, frog eggs?</line>
<line start="819" end="842" speaker="strongsad">I don't even get that one.</line>
<line start="843" end="917" speaker="strongsad">According to my calculations, we should achieve maximum jiggle any second now.</line>
<line start="918" end="937" speaker="homestar">Oh, man, you three.</line>
<line start="938" end="992" speaker="homestar">I am so glad I chose this instead of that million dollars in cash.</line>
<line start="993" end="1020" speaker="homestar">That wouldn't even have half filled up this pool!</line>
<line start="1021" end="1029" speaker="sfx">ring!</line>
<line start="1030" end="1056" speaker="strongsad">That's it! We're ready!</line>
<line start="1057" end="1072" speaker="strongbad">All right!</line>
<line start="1096" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">Well, where are they?</line>
<line start="1111" end="1132" speaker="strongsad">Where are who?</line>
<line start="1133" end="1208" speaker="strongbad">Well, I thought that this much gelatin would sorta naturally attract oiled-up bikini wrestlers.</line>
<line start="1209" end="1253" speaker="homestar">I thought it would naturally attract oiled-up Bill Cosby.</line>
<line start="1254" end="1275" speaker="bubs">You heard the latest news?</line>
<line start="1276" end="1289" speaker="coachz">Wazzat?</line>
<line start="1290" end="1332" speaker="bubs">The young'uns filled up the swimmin' hole with red Jell-Os!</line>
<line start="1333" end="1390" speaker="coachz">Y'know, I once had a student in my health class, name of Red Angelo!</line>
<line start="1391" end="1426" speaker="coachz">True story! His folks named him that!</line>
<line start="1427" end="1491" speaker="coachz">And he had a sister, named Grape Flavored Jell-O With Fruit Floatin' In It! No bull!</line>
<line start="1492" end="1552" speaker="coachz">And if you flash your lights at a car with its headlights orf, you get shot by gangsters!</line>
<line start="1553" end="1582" speaker="strongbad">Alright, Strong Mad, smack it around!</line>
<line start="1583" end="1593"><strongmad>GAH!</strongmad><sfx>smack!</sfx></line>
<line start="1594" end="1597" speaker="sfx">rumble</line>
<line start="1598" end="1644" speaker="strongbad">Hang ten! Gnarly! Endless summer!</line>
<line start="1645" end="1698" speaker="strongbad">Hey, do it again, but this time, smack it like a newborn's biscuit.</line>
<line start="1699" end="1706"><strongmad>GAH!</strongmad><sfx>smack!</sfx></line>
<line start="1707" end="1719"><sfx>rubmle</sfx><strongbad>Woah!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1720" end="1731" speaker="sfx">falling sound</line>
<line start="1732" end="1743" speaker="sfx">splat! splat!</line>
<line start="1744" end="1777" speaker="strongbad">Uh, lifeguard? Bit of help here?</line>
<line start="1778" end="1788" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="1806" end="1829"><sfx>boing-woosh!</sfx><pompom>bubbbles</pompom></line>
<line start="1830" end="1843" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="1844" end="1881" speaker="homestar">(muffled) Aww, I was hoping you were Bill Cosby.</line>
<line start="1882" end="1924" speaker="strongbad">(muffled) So, uh, what're we doing for breathing down here?</line>
<line start="1925" end="1960" speaker="homestar">(muffled) I don't know. I hadn't really thought that far ahead.</line>
<line start="1961" end="1985" speaker="strongbad">(muffled) And how did you get down here, Poopsmith?</line>
<line start="2020" end="2049" speaker="tucksworth" voiceover="voiceover">You can't grow a ZZ Top beard!</line>
<line start="2050" end="2067" speaker="sfx">klaxon</line>
<line start="2068" end="2095"><sfx>klaxon</sfx></line>
<line start="2096" end="2116"><sfx>klaxon</sfx><kingoftown>My talents are needed!</kingoftown></line>
<line start="2117" end="2133" speaker="sfx">klaxon</line>
<line start="2134" end="2163" speaker="homestar">(muffled) Strong Bad, I think this is it.</line>
<line start="2164" end="2215" speaker="homestar">(muffled) When I die, have my body preserved in red Jell-O.</line>
<line start="2217" end="2252" speaker="strongbad">(muffled) Uh, I don't think that's gonna be a problem, Homestar.</line>
<line start="2253" end="2274" speaker="homestar">(muffled) You're such a good friend.</line>
<line start="2275" end="2308" speaker="kingoftown">(muffled) Citizens! Help has arrived!</line>
<line start="2309" end="2344" speaker="kingoftown">(muffled) Everybody in there, shut your eyes.</line>
<line start="2345" end="2390" speaker="kingoftown">(muffled) This-a ain't-a gonna be-a pretty.</line>
<line start="2391" end="2409" speaker="kingoftown">(muffled) And a one, and a two, and a three.</line>
<line start="2410" end="2414" speaker="sfx">squish!</line>
<line start="2415" end="2448" speaker="sfx">sucking</line>
<line start="2449" end="2532"><sfx>wonky music</sfx><strongbad sfx="sfx">gurgling</strongbad></line>
<line start="2533" end="2599" speaker="strongbad">All I remember after I closed my eyes, was that first, it got real loud,</line>
<line start="2600" end="2628" speaker="strongbad">then it got real hot,</line>
<line start="2629" end="2652" speaker="strongbad">then it got real slimy,</line>
<line start="2653" end="2671" speaker="strongbad">then it got quiet,</line>
<line start="2672" end="2686" speaker="strongbad">and then it got...</line>
<line start="2687" end="2711" speaker="strongbad">unspeakable.</line>
<line start="2712" end="2736" speaker="strongbad">And when I opened my eyes,</line>
<line start="2737" end="2757" speaker="strongbad">the pool was empty,</line>
<line start="2758" end="2786" speaker="strongbad">and three days had passed.</line>
<line start="2787" end="2813" speaker="strongbad">And Pom Pom still hasn't landed!</line>
<line start="2814" end="2921" speaker="sfx">space sound effects</line>
<line start="2922" end="2973" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>

<line start="2983" end="3030" speaker="bubs">Well, email 187 is in the can.</line>
<line start="3031" end="3066" speaker="coachz">1-8-7...? Oooohhh! Get down!</line>
<line start="3067" end="3089" speaker="bubs">What do you think you're doing?</line>
<line start="3090" end="3127" speaker="coachz">There's a 187! Break yourself, Bubs!</line>
<line start="3128" end="3152" speaker="bubs">I ought to break your face!</line>
<line start="3153" end="3215" speaker="coachz">I knew I shouldn't have flashed my brights at that hooptie full of gangsters!</line>
</transcript>
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Subtitles:sbemail187/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:14:26 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Creation and completion

{{subtitles|winter pool}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail187.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="16" end="77" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, emails make me tremble, so I'll keep my body nimble.</line>
<line start="78" end="88" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="89" end="119" speaker="strongbad">"What do you do with the pool during the winter?</line>
<line start="120" end="155" speaker="strongbad">"Do you drain it and use it for skateboarding or something?</line>
<line start="156" end="176" speaker="strongbad">"J.Hazard, In..."</line>
<line start="177" end="247" speaker="strongbad">In what? In Spokane? In severe debt? In repose?</line>
<line start="248" end="292" speaker="strongbad">Well, I guess I'll never know Hit-Enter-Too-Soon Man.</line>
<line start="293" end="417" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, Hazbro, yes, we usually drain it and yes I usually skateboard 30 different kinds of shred all over the pool and make awesome skate videos that accidentally get recorded over with cooking shows.</line>
<line start="418" end="467" speaker="strongbad">But this year we're doing something way cooler and less pretend.</line>
<line start="468" end="525" speaker="strongbad">Homestar Runner finally got paid for all those Fluffy Puff Marshmallows commercials he did.</line>
<line start="526" end="555" speaker="strongbad">And GUESS HOW THEY PAID HIM?</line>
<line start="556" end="627" speaker="strongbad">With a lifetime supply of Red Flavored Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance!</line>
<line start="628" end="640" speaker="sfx">static</line>
<line start="641" end="658" speaker="marshie">I'M AN ABOMINATION!</line>
<line start="659" end="663" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="664" end="717" speaker="marshie">And I'm coming to your house after school!</line>
<line start="718" end="764" speaker="strongbad" vocieover="voiceover">Y'know, I really think those Marshie commercials ought to be rated NC-17.</line>
<line start="765" end="781"><strongbad vocieover="voiceover">Y'know, I really think those Marshie commercials ought to be rated NC-17.</strongbad></line>
<line start="782" end="783" speaker="sfx">static</line>
<line start="798" end="818" speaker="strongbad">How're we doing here, frog eggs?</line>
<line start="819" end="842" speaker="strongsad">I don't even get that one.</line>
<line start="843" end="917" speaker="strongbad">According to my calculations, we should achieve maximum jiggle any second now.</line>
<line start="918" end="937" speaker="homestar">Oh, man, you three.</line>
<line start="938" end="992" speaker="homestar">I am so glad I chose this instead of that million dollars in cash.</line>
<line start="993" end="1020" speaker="homestar">That wouldn't even have half filled up this pool!</line>
<line start="1021" end="1029" speaker="sfx">ring!</line>
<line start="1030" end="1056" speaker="strongsad">That's it! We're ready!</line>
<line start="1057" end="1072" speaker="strongbad">All right!</line>
<line start="1096" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">Well, where are they?</line>
<line start="1111" end="1132" speaker="strongsad">Where are who?</line>
<line start="1133" end="1208" speaker="strongbad">Well, I thought that this much gelatin would sorta naturally attract oiled-up bikini wrestlers.</line>
<line start="1209" end="1253" speaker="homestar">I thought it would naturally attract oiled-up Bill Cosby.</line>
<line start="1254" end="1275" speaker="bubs">You heard the latest news?</line>
<line start="1276" end="1289" speaker="coachz">Wazzat?</line>
<line start="1290" end="1332" speaker="bubs">The young'uns filled up the swimmin' hole with red Jell-Os!</line>
<line start="1333" end="1390" speaker="coachz">Y'know, I once had a student in my health class, name of Red Angelo!</line>
<line start="1391" end="1426" speaker="coachz">True story! His folks named him that!</line>
<line start="1427" end="1491" speaker="coachz">And he had a sister, named Grape Flavored Jell-O With Fruit Floatin' In It! No bull!</line>
<line start="1492" end="1552" speaker="coachz">And if you flash your lights at a car with its headlights orf, you get shot by gangsters!</line>
<line start="1553" end="1582" speaker="strongbad">Alright, Strong Mad, smack it around!</line>
<line start="1583" end="1593"><strongmad>GAH!</strongmad><sfx>smack!</sfx></line>
<line start="1594" end="1597" speaker="sfx">rumble</line>
<line start="1598" end="1644" speaker="strongbad">Hang ten! Gnarly! Endless summer!</line>
<line start="1645" end="1698" speaker="strongbad">Hey, do it again, but this time, smack it like a newborn's biscuit.</line>
<line start="1699" end="1706"><strongmad>GAH!</strongmad><sfx>smack!</sfx></line>
<line start="1707" end="1719"><sfx>rubmle</sfx><strongbad>Woah!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1720" end="1731" speaker="sfx">falling sound</line>
<line start="1732" end="1743" speaker="sfx">splat! splat!</line>
<line start="1744" end="1777" speaker="strongbad">Uh, lifeguard? Bit of help here?</line>
<line start="1778" end="1788" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="1806" end="1829"><sfx>boing-woosh!</sfx><pompom>bubbbles</pompom></line>
<line start="1830" end="1843" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="1844" end="1881" speaker="homestar">(muffled) Aww, I was hoping you were Bill Cosby.</line>
<line start="1882" end="1924" speaker="strongbad">(muffled) So, uh, what're we doing for breathing down here?</line>
<line start="1925" end="1960" speaker="homestar">(muffled) I don't know. I hadn't really thought that far ahead.</line>
<line start="1961" end="1985" speaker="strongbad">(muffled) And how did you get down here, Poopsmith?</line>
<line start="2020" end="2049" speaker="tucksworth" voiceover="voiceover">You can't grow a ZZ Top beard!</line>
<line start="2050" end="2067" speaker="sfx">klaxon</line>
<line start="2068" end="2095"><sfx>klaxon</sfx></line>
<line start="2096" end="2116"><sfx>klaxon</sfx><kingoftown>My talents are needed!</kingoftown></line>
<line start="2117" end="2133" speaker="sfx">klaxon</line>
<line start="2134" end="2163" speaker="homestar">(muffled) Strong Bad, I think this is it.</line>
<line start="2164" end="2215" speaker="homestar">(muffled) When I die, have my body preserved in red Jell-O.</line>
<line start="2217" end="2252" speaker="strongbad">(muffled) Uh, I don't think that's gonna be a problem, Homestar.</line>
<line start="2253" end="2274" speaker="homestar">(muffled) You're such a good friend.</line>
<line start="2275" end="2308" speaker="kingoftown">(muffled) Citizens! Help has arrived!</line>
<line start="2309" end="2344" speaker="kingoftown">(muffled) Everybody in there, shut your eyes.</line>
<line start="2345" end="2390" speaker="kingoftown">(muffled) This-a ain't-a gonna be-a pretty.</line>
<line start="2391" end="2409" speaker="kingoftown">(muffled) And a one, and a two, and a three.</line>
<line start="2410" end="2414" speaker="sfx">squish!</line>
<line start="2415" end="2448" speaker="sfx">sucking</line>
<line start="2449" end="2532"><sfx>wonky music</sfx><strongbad sfx="sfx">gurgling</strongbad></line>
<line start="2533" end="2599" speaker="strongbad">All I remember after I closed my eyes, was that first, it got real loud,</line>
<line start="2600" end="2628" speaker="strongbad">then it got real hot,</line>
<line start="2629" end="2652" speaker="strongbad">then it got real slimy,</line>
<line start="2653" end="2671" speaker="strongbad">then it got quiet,</line>
<line start="2672" end="2686" speaker="strongbad">and then it got...</line>
<line start="2687" end="2711" speaker="strongbad">unspeakable.</line>
<line start="2712" end="2736" speaker="strongbad">And when I opened my eyes,</line>
<line start="2737" end="2757" speaker="strongbad">the pool was empty,</line>
<line start="2758" end="2786" speaker="strongbad">and three days had passed.</line>
<line start="2787" end="2813" speaker="strongbad">And Pom Pom still hasn't landed!</line>
<line start="2814" end="2921" speaker="sfx">space sound effects</line>
<line start="2922" end="2973" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>

<line start="2983" end="3030" speaker="bubs">Well, email 187 is in the can.</line>
<line start="3031" end="3066" speaker="coachz">1-8-7...? Oooohhh! Get down!</line>
<line start="3067" end="3089" speaker="bubs">What do you think you're doing?</line>
<line start="3090" end="3127" speaker="coachz">There's a 187! Break yourself, Bubs!</line>
<line start="3128" end="3152" speaker="bubs">I ought to break your face!</line>
<line start="3153" end="3215" speaker="coachz">I knew I shouldn't have flashed my brights at that hooptie full of gangsters!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Trogday 08

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:21:41 GMT

ZanderSchubert: /* Transcript */ Wrong word order

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|trogday08|Happy Dethemberween|Homestarloween Party}}
[[Image:Trogday08.PNG|thumb|HAPPY TROGDAY S is for SUCKS DRAGON!!]]
Strong Bad honors the fifth birthday of that famous dragon... only it's not what you may expect.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[The S Is For Sucks]], {{Film|Trogdor}}, {{film|Coach Z}} (Easter egg), [[Wormdingler]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Smoky Office]], [[Locker Room]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, January 14, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 2:15

'''Page Title:''' Brought to you by Le Restige!

==Transcript==
''{Open on a shot of Strong Bad sitting near the window in the Smoky Office on Le Restige. He is reading a book that reads "Things I'm About To Say"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hi folks. ''{he closes the book}'' I'm fantastic Strong Bad with an important seeming message. Five years ago, I drew a little dragon. It wasn't much to look at, but he captured the hearts and minds of dozens, nay, severals of internet viewers. I'm, of course, talking about none other than ''{cut to a sheet of notebook paper}'' The "S is for Sucks" dragon!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' A long time ago 
Before things got weird 
Came a Dragon, a mighty dragon 
that Everybody Feared 
Now, G is for Giraffe 
And H for Halloween 
But, I'm not Joking about 
This Kill-Ling 
Machine, Na-na-na-na 
Na-na-na-na 
''{as if through a bullhorn}'' Na-na-na-na 
Oh, pants will keep on Peein' 
And we'll raise Quite a Ruckus 
In case you haven't guessed by now 
The S is for Suckus 

The S is for Sucks 
The S is for Sucks 
The S is for Sucks 
The S is for Sucks! 

The S is for Sucks 
The S is for Sucks 
The S is for Sucks 
The S is for Sucks! 

T! Two beefy arms! 
U! Uneven style! 
V! Constabulate V's! 
W! What a pile! 
Xcuse me Mr. Trogdor 
You've run out of luck 
In case you haven't heard the news 
Zee S is for Sucks 

Zee S is for Sucks 
Zee S is for Sucks 
Zee S is for Sucks 
Oh, Zee S is for Sucks! 

Zee S is for Sucks 
Zee S is for Sucks 
Zee S is for Sucks 
Croissant! Zee S is for Sucks!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{cut back to Smoky Office}'' Yeah, yeah, I know what you are thinking. "What about Trogdor?" You internet types ruined Trogdor! Just like you did zombies, pirates, ninjas and Strong Bad! Er, wait, no. Yeah! And personally, I preferred that children's alphabet song to Trogdor's heavy metal song any day. ''{Trogdor's snout appears in the window and roars}'' Waugh! Yes, sir! Sorry, sir! Right away, sir!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing in speed metal style}'' The S is for Sucks, the S is for Sucks! 
The S is for Sucks, the S is for Sucks! 
The S is for Sucks, the S is for Sucks! 
The S is for Sucks, the S is for Sucks! 

''{cut to an illustration of the S is for Sucks dragon with a caption "HAPPY TROGDAY S is for SUCKS DRAGON!!"}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on The S Is For Sucks' head to see a scene with Coach Z and his attempt at drawing a dragon (or "Wormdingler") in the locker room:
:'''COACH Z''': ''{looking fatigued}'' Hi there, Wormdingler, I got youse this cupcake ''{holds up a cupcake}'' for your famous fifth birthday. You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride. Oh, did I just say that out loud? ''{he looks around repeatedly}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Strong Bad's comment about how the Internet ruined zombies, pirates, and ninjas refers to various [[Wikipedia:Internet meme|Internet memes]] that have been popular over the years.

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad sings a song with na-nas as lyrics, which were listed as no. 2 on his [[Bottom 10]].

===Inside References===
*The entire toon and all the dragons featured in it are a reference to the email [[dragon]], as well as to the [[Happy Trogday|Trogday]] holiday.
*The page title makes a reference to Strong Bad's replacement email-checking chair, [[Le Restige]], from [[the chair]], which is also the chair that Strong Bad sits on at the beginning.
*The music in the beginning was first heard in [[portrait]].
*This toon includes mentions of [[pants]], [[peeing]], [[style]], and [[croissants]].
*Strong Bad uses a faux [[French]] accent and wears a [[beret]] and a [[mustache]].
*Strong Bad saying, "I'm fantastic Strong Bad" is a reference to "I am regular Strong Bad" from [[unnatural]].
*Strong Bad saying "Yes sir, sorry sir, right away sir" to Trogdor is a reference to [[from work]], where Homestar said the same to Pom Pom.

==See Also==
*[[Trogday 08 Visuals]]

==External Links==
*[[HR:trogday08.html|Watch "Trogday 08"]]
*[[HR:trogday08.swf|View the Flash file for "Trogday 08"]]
*[[Forum:13368|Forum thread re: Trogday 08]]

[[Category:Holiday Toons]]

{{subtitlesLinks|trogday08}}

Subtitles:trogday08/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:16:40 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Completed subtitles - may I just add: exhausting! Seriously!

{{subtitles|trogday08}}
<pre>
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<line start="7" end="33"><sfx>classical music</sfx></line>
<line start="34" end="96"><sfx>classical music</sfx><strongbad>Hi folks. I'm fantastic Strong Bad with an important seeming message.</strongbad></line>
<line start="97" end="132"><sfx>classical music fades out</sfx><strongbad>Five years ago, I drew a little dragon.</strongbad></line>
<line start="133" end="185" speaker="strongbad">It wasn't much to look at, but he captured the hearts and minds of dozens,</line>
<line start="186" end="224" speaker="strongbad">nay, severals of internet viewers.</line>
<line start="225" end="257" speaker="strongbad">I'm, of course, talking about none other than</line>
<line start="258" end="288" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The "S is for Sucks" dragon!!</line>
<line start="289" end="310"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">A long time ago</strongbad></line>
<line start="311" end="331"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Before things got weird</strongbad></line>
<line start="332" end="356"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Came a Dragon, a mighty dragon</strongbad></line>
<line start="357" end="382"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">that Everybody Feared</strongbad></line>
<line start="383" end="402"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Now, G is for Giraffe</strongbad></line>
<line start="403" end="427"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And H for Halloween</strongbad></line>
<line start="428" end="483"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad>But, I'm not Joking about this Kill-Ling Machine, Na-na-na-na</strongbad></line>
<line start="484" end="492" speaker="sfx">childlike music</line>
<line start="493" end="506"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad>Na-na-na-na</strongbad></line>
<line start="507" end="524"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad sfx="sfx">(bullhorn) Na-na-na-na</strongbad></line>
<line start="525" end="548"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Oh, pants will keep on Peein'</strongbad></line>
<line start="549" end="573"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And we'll raise Quite a Ruckus</strongbad></line>
<line start="574" end="593"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">In case you haven't guessed by now</strongbad></line>
<line start="594" end="621"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The S is for Suckus</strongbad></line>
<line start="622" end="637"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The S is for Sucks</strongbad></line>
<line start="638" end="645"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><sfx>Clap Clap!</sfx></line>
<line start="646" end="660"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The S is for Sucks</strongbad></line>
<line start="661" end="668"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><sfx>Clap Clap!</sfx></line>
<line start="669" end="682"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The S is for Sucks</strongbad></line>
<line start="683" end="690"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><sfx>Clap Clap!</sfx></line>
<line start="691" end="700" speaker="sfx">childlike music</line>
<line start="701" end="707"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The S is for Sucks!</strongbad></line>
<line start="708" end="714"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><sfx>Clap Clap!</sfx></line>
<line start="715" end="733"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad>The S is for Sucks</strongbad></line>
<line start="734" end="737"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><sfx>Clap Clap!</sfx></line>
<line start="738" end="757"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad>The S is for Sucks</strongbad></line>
<line start="758" end="762"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><sfx>Clap Clap!</sfx></line>
<line start="763" end="779"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad>The S is for Sucks</strongbad></line>
<line start="780" end="789"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><sfx>Clap Clap!</sfx></line>
<line start="790" end="794" speaker="sfx">childlike music</line>
<line start="795" end="803"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad>The S is for Sucks!</strongbad></line>
<line start="804" end="813"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><sfx>Clap Clap!</sfx></line>
<line start="814" end="823"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><singers>T!</singers></line>
<line start="824" end="838"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Two beefy arms!</strongbad></line>
<line start="839" end="847"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><singers>U!</singers></line>
<line start="848" end="862"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Uneven style!</strongbad></line>
<line start="863" end="870"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><singers>V!</singers></line>
<line start="871" end="886"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Constabulate V's!</strongbad></line>
<line start="887" end="897"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><singers>W!</singers></line>
<line start="898" end="906"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">What a pile!</strongbad></line>
<line start="907" end="931"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Xcuse me Mr. Trogdor</strongbad></line>
<line start="932" end="955"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">You've run out of luck</strongbad></line>
<line start="956" end="976"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">In case you haven't heard the news</strongbad></line>
<line start="977" end="1001"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Zee S is for Sucks</strongbad></line>
<line start="1002" end="1019"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad>Zee S is for Sucks</strongbad></line>
<line start="1020" end="1024"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><sfx>Clap Clap!</sfx></line>
<line start="1025" end="1043"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad>Zee S is for Sucks</strongbad></line>
<line start="1044" end="1049"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><sfx>Clap Clap!</sfx></line>
<line start="1050" end="1065"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad>Zee S is for Sucks</strongbad></line>
<line start="1066" end="1075"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><sfx>Clap Clap!</sfx></line>
<line start="1076" end="1092"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad>Oh, Zee S is for Sucks!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1093" end="1097"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad>Oh, Zee S is for Sucks!</strongbad><sfx>Clap Clap!</sfx></line>
<line start="1098" end="1113"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad>Zee S is for Sucks</strongbad></line>
<line start="1114" end="1122"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><sfx>Clap Clap!</sfx></line>
<line start="1123" end="1137"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad>Zee S is for Sucks</strongbad></line>
<line start="1138" end="1148"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><sfx>Clap Clap!</sfx></line>
<line start="1149" end="1160"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Zee S is for Sucks</strongbad></line>
<line start="1161" end="1169"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><sfx>Clap Clap!</sfx></line>
<line start="1170" end="1189"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad>Croissant! Zee S is for Sucks!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1190" end="1202"><sfx>childlike music</sfx><strongbad>Croissant! Zee S is for Sucks!</strongbad><sfx>Clap Clap!</sfx></line>
<line start="1203" end="1227" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, yeah, I know what you are thinking.</line>
<line start="1228" end="1246" speaker="strongbad">"What about Trogdor?"</line>
<line start="1247" end="1279" speaker="strongbad">You internet types ruined Trogdor!</line>
<line start="1280" end="1321" speaker="strongbad">Just like you did zombies, pirates, ninjas and Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="1322" end="1346" speaker="strongbad">Er, wait, no. Yeah!</line>
<line start="1347" end="1427" speaker="strongbad">And personally, I preferred that children's alphabet song to Trogdor's heavy metal song any day.</line>
<line start="1428" end="1447" speaker="trogdor" sfx="sfx">roars</line>
<line start="1448" end="1458"><trogdor sfx="sfx">roars</trogdor><strongbad>Waugh!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1459" end="1481" speaker="strongbad">Yes, sir! Sorry, sir! Right away, sir!</line>
<line start="1482" end="1505"><sfx>heavy metal music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The S is for Sucks, the S is for Sucks!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1506" end="1531"><sfx>heavy metal music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The S is for Sucks, the S is for Sucks!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1532" end="1559"><sfx>heavy metal music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The S is for Sucks, the S is for Sucks!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1560" end="1594"><sfx>heavy metal music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The S is for Sucks, the S is for Sucks!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1595" end="1623" speaker="sfx">heavy metal music</line>

<line start="1636" end="1714" speaker="coachz">Hi there, Wormdingler, I got youse this cupcake for your famous fifth birthday.</line>
<line start="1715" end="1768" speaker="coachz">You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride.</line>
<line start="1769" end="1797" speaker="coachz">Oh, did I just say that out loud?</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:trogday08/en

ZanderSchubert — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:57:38 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Starting page

Subtitles:sbemail168/es

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:47:31 GMT

ZanderSchubert: translating

{{subtitles|your funeral}}
<pre><?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="es" file="sbemail168.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="18" end="87" speaker="strongbad">Strong Bad ¿Cómo vas a revisar ese correo con mis guantes de box, con mis guantes de box?</line>
<line start="87" end="114" speaker="strongbad">"Querido Strong Bad amarillo chillante,</line>
<line start="114" end="142" speaker="strongbad">"¿Cómo crees que será tu funeral?</line>
<line start="142" end="172" speaker="strongbad">"Sinceramente tuyo, Bibéndum."</line>
<line start="172" end="224" speaker="strongbad">Hombre, Adéndum. Mi funeral va a tener todo lo siguiente:</line>
<line start="224" end="307" speaker="strongbad">El gancho, la cadena, las tablas, la cuadrícula, y sobre todo, la carroza.</line>
<line start="307" end="367" speaker="strongbad">Primero tendré que lidiar con la primera decisión que encuentra un recién muerto:</line>
<line start="367" end="411" speaker="strongbad">Qué hacer con mi cadaver apestoso y putrefacto.</line>
<line start="411" end="460" speaker="strongbad">No quiero terminar rodeado de flores fragantes...</line>
<line start="460" end="496" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="notwhatiwanted">...y deudos transpirantes.</line>
<line start="496" end="520" speaker="lady" voiceover="yes">Oh, se ve tan pacífico...</line>
<line start="520" end="566" speaker="strongbad">¡Cállese, señora! ¡Yo nunca he sido Pacífico!</line>
<line start="566" end="598" speaker="strongbad">¡Por eso es que seré taxodoimado!</line>
<line start="598" end="649" speaker="strongbad">Nada sumaría los logros de mi vida como mi cadáver relleno...</line>
<line start="649" end="665" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">...aplicándole un súplex a un puma.</line>
<line start="665" end="680" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">gruñido</line>
<line start="680" end="725" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Será guardado en un lugar de honor que cause que todo el mundo quiera besarme.</line>
<line start="725" end="759" speaker="homestar">¡Marzipan! ¡Ya llegué!</line>
<line start="759" end="782" speaker="marzipan">¿Encontraste la evidencia de ADN?</line>
<line start="782" end="816" speaker="homestar">¡Todavía no, pero ya casi!</line>
<line start="816" end="902" speaker="strongbad">Bueno, tal vez me preserve estilo feto de cerdo en un frasco lleno con las lágrimas salinas...</line>
<line start="902" end="968" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">...de todas las colegialas descorazonadas que van a guardar luto por mí.</line>
<line start="968" end="1021" speaker="strongbad">De esa manera, habrá algo qué reanimar cuando inicie la insurrección zombie.</line>
<line start="1021" end="1050" speaker="strongbad">En el 2046. El 31 de marzo. A las 2:03 pm.</line>
<line start="1050" end="1068" speaker="strongbad">En el 2046. El 31 de marzo. A las 2:03 pm.</line>
<line start="1068" end="1088" speaker="strongbad">En el 2046. El 31 de marzo. A las 2:03 pm.</line>
<line start="1088" end="1119" speaker="strongbad">Y aunque soy un gran fanático del...</line>
<line start="1119" end="1184" speaker="strongbad">(cantando) "dan-dan-du-dan-Dan-du-dan-du-dan-du-dan,"</line>
<line start="1184" end="1222" speaker="strongbad">mi marcha fúnebre sería compuesta e interpretada por ¡¡Taranchula!!</line>
<line start="1222" end="1243" speaker="strongbad">mi marcha fúnebre sería compuesta e interpretada por ¡¡Taranchula!!</line>
<line start="1243" end="1490" sfx="music">Heavy metal</line>
<line start="1290" end="1320"><sfx>heavy metal</sfx>
<taranchula sfx="evillaughter">Risa malévola</taranchula></line>
<line start="1320" end="1340" sfx="music">heavy metal</line>
<line start="1340" end="1400"><sfx>heavy metal</sfx><taranchula voiceover="deathmetal">¡Hermano en un frasco! ¡Hermano en un frasco!</taranchula></line>
<line start="1400" end="1422" sfx="music">heavy metal</line>
<line start="1422" end="1448" speaker="taranchula" voiceover="deathmetal">¡Hermanoenunfrasco!</line>
<line start="1448" end="1510" speaker="strongbad">Como no tengo mucha confianza en la oratoria de Strong Mad o The Cheat,</line>
<line start="1510" end="1572" speaker="strongbad">pre-grabaré mi propio discurso y será tocado en cinco grabadoras...</line>
<line start="1572" end="1598" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">...acomodadas una sobre otra.</line>
<line start="1598" end="1630" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(grabación) ¡Saludos, masas burbujeantes!</line>
<line start="1630" end="1699" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Compónganse y apaguen la fábrica de mocos. Nos hemos reunido aquí para--</line>
<line start="1699" end="1719" sfx="sfx">**regrabación**</line>
<line start="1719" end="1756" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">¡Espero no estar grabando sobre algo importante!</line>
<line start="1756" end="1834" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">¡Muy bien, comencemos! Entrenador, Z, Entrenador, Z, 1, 2, 3, 4,</line>
<line start="1834" end="1883"><coachz voiceover="ontape">Dije Entrenador, Z, Entrenador, Z, 1, 2--</coachz><sfx>ritmo empieza</sfx></line>
<line start="1883" end="1945" speaker="homestar">Gracias, Strong Bad. Y ahora, una lectura del libro del teléfono.</line>
<line start="1945" end="1986" speaker="homestar">Capítulo 16: Pizzerías.</line>
<line start="1986" end="2054" speaker="homestar">Pizza Hormiguero. Cabaña de Pizza de Abraham Lincoln.</line>
<line start="2054" end="2136" speaker="homestar">Acupuntura y Pizza. Abierto hasta tarde ¡Entrega gratis!</line>
<line start="2136" end="2230" speaker="homestar">Y ahora, Strong Sad realizará una danza interpretativa basada en la vida de su hermano.</line>
<line start="2230" end="2281" sfx="sfx">gong, música</line>
<line start="2281" end="2306" sfx="sfx">vidrio roto, sorpresa</line>
<line start="2306" end="2344" speaker="strongbad">(distorsionado) Disculpen, todos. El funeral se acabó.</line>
<line start="2344" end="2421" speaker="strongbad">Ni la muerte puede evitar que detenga a mi hermano en leotardo de danzar en mi honor.</line>
<line start="2421" end="2462" speaker="strongsad">¡Pero todavía no ves mi Chaup au Fan!</line>
<line start="2460" end="2501" speaker="strongbad">¡Guárdese su cosa chaposa, caballero!</line>
<line start="2501" end="2573" speaker="strongbad">Las hordas de sangre y pestilencia no son nada comparadas con la danza interpretativa de Strong Sad.</line>
<line start="2573" end="2633" speaker="strongbad">Supongo que, para salvar al mundo, no voy a tener que morir.</line>
<line start="2633" end="2650" speaker="strongbad">¡Bien! Rayos, ojalá los zombies me dejen pelear de su lado.</line>
<line start="2650" end="2691" speaker="strongbad">¡Bien! Rayos, ojalá los zombies me dejen pelear de su lado.</line>
<line start="2691" end="2745" speaker="strongbad">Ya tengo mis pantalones desgarrados y la boca llena de jalea de uva.</line>
<line start="2745" end="2763" speaker="strongbad">¿Alguien?

¿Zombies?
¿Jalea?
¿Uvosa?
</line>
<line start="2763" end="2785" speaker="strongbad">¿Alguien?
¿Zombies?

¿Jalea?
¿Uvosa?
</line>
<line start="2785" end="2808" speaker="strongbad">¿Alguien?
¿Zombies?
¿Jalea?

¿Uvosa?
</line>
<line start="2808" end="2827" speaker="strongbad">¿Alguien?
¿Zombies?
¿Jalea?
¿Uvosa?
</line>
<line start="2827" end="2842" speaker="thepaper">¡Preeeeow!</line>

<line start="2852" end="2909" speaker="strongsad">(voz grave) ¡Retrocede, los zombies han penetrado nuestras defensas!</line>
<line start="2909" end="2940" speaker="strongbad">¡Barrgh!<sfx>glop</sfx></line>
<line start="2940" end="2978" speaker="strongsad">¡Necesitamos activar nuestra arma mortal!</line>
<line start="2978" end="3000" speaker="strongsad">¡Trae el leotardo!</line>
<line start="3000" end="3021" speaker="taranchula" voiceover="voiceover">¡Hermanoenunfrasco!</line>
</transcript></pre>

Subtitles:sbemail186/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:22:17 GMT

ZanderSchubert: correcting code

{{subtitles|environment}}
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<line start="16" end="99" speaker="strongbad">Checkin' checkin' emails in 2008! Checkin' checkin' Strong Bad fit to regulate!</line>
<line start="100" end="112" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="113" end="201" speaker="strongbad">"We realize that you are a busy fellow, but my friend and I cannot help but think that you could be doing more to help the environment.</line>
<line start="202" end="227" speaker="strongbad">"This is your planet too, you know.</line>
<line start="228" end="271" speaker="strongbad">"Lyd and Jules, Idiot and Moron, respectively."</line>
<line start="272" end="329" speaker="strongbad">Well...ladies? I do plenty to help the environment.</line>
<line start="330" end="378" speaker="strongbad">Nobody ever gives me credit for my most significant contribution.</line>
<line start="379" end="456" speaker="strongbad">Every day I wake up and the first thing I do is NOT drop a piano on Marzipan's head.</line>
<line start="457" end="550" speaker="strongbad">Who knows how many greenhouse gases I've rescued as a result of not mortally wounding ol' Marzipole.</line>
<line start="551" end="610" speaker="strongbad">And don't forget my New Year's resolution to stop watering her plants with bleach.</line>
<line start="611" end="661" speaker="strongbad">Now I water them strictly with recycled cigarette butts.</line>
<line start="662" end="693" speaker="other" sfx="sfx">coughs</line>
<line start="694" end="719" speaker="other">Oh, that's good stuff.</line>
<line start="720" end="766"><strongbad>So, there ya go possibly ladies. My boat take..</strongbad><strongsad volume="0.5">Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!</strongsad><marzipan volume="0.5">Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!</marzipan></line>
<line start="767" end="787"><strongsad volume="0.8">Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!</strongsad><marzipan volume="0.8">Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!</marzipan></line>
<line start="788" end="809"><strongsad volume="0.8">Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!</strongsad><marzipan volume="0.8">Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!</marzipan><strongbad>What the...?</strongbad></line>
<line start="810" end="840"><strongsad>Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!</strongsad><marzipan>Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!</marzipan></line>
<line start="841" end="869" speaker="strongbad">Are you guys picketing my computer?</line>
<line start="870" end="908" speaker="marzipan">Yes we are! That Lappy is energy sappy!</line>
<line start="909" end="941" speaker="strongbad">That's very clever. How long did it take you to think up-</line>
<line start="942" end="960" speaker="strongsad">Three days.</line>
<line start="961" end="992" speaker="marzipan">Just look at your power bill from last month.</line>
<line start="993" end="1045" speaker="strongsad">The bill itself uses eight trees' worth of paper</line>
<line start="1046" end="1101" speaker="strongbad">Are you trying to tell me that $70,000 power bills aren't the norm?</line>
<line start="1102" end="1155" speaker="marzipan">Strong Bad, every time you press enter on the Lappy, the rest of us lose power.</line>
<line start="1156" end="1170" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">For real?</line>
<line start="1171" end="1180" speaker="strongbad">tuckus...</line>
<line start="1181" end="1185" speaker="sfx">clang!</line>
<line start="1186" end="1195" speaker="strongbad">hinders...</line>
<line start="1196" end="1199" speaker="sfx">clang!</line>
<line start="1200" end="1209" speaker="strongbad">bwathom...</line>
<line start="1210" end="1216" speaker="sfx">clang!</line>
<line start="1217" end="1229" speaker="strongbad">boontockle...</line>
<line start="1230" end="1237" speaker="sfx">clang!</line>
<line start="1238" end="1247" speaker="homestar">I'm about to win!</line>
<line start="1248" end="1270"><sfx>powering down sound</sfx><homestar>Awww...</homestar></line>
<line start="1271" end="1283" speaker="homestar">I'm about to win!</line>
<line start="1284" end="1302"><sfx>powering down sound</sfx><homestar>Awww...</homestar></line>
<line start="1303" end="1321"><homestar>I'm really about to win!</homestar></line>
<line start="1322" end="1327"><sfx>powering down sound</sfx><homestar>Again with the awww...</homestar></line>
<line start="1328" end="1348"><sfx>powering down sound</sfx><homestar>Again with the awww...</homestar></line>
<line start="1349" end="1387" speaker="strongbad">Fine! I'll just start using the Lappy's battery instead.</line>
<line start="1388" end="1485" speaker="strongbad">Uh, sorry. Every time you use that battery, 45 acres of rain forest are burned to the ground!</line>
<line start="1486" end="1554" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! I knew the Lappy was awesome, but I had no idea of her destructive power!</line>
<line start="1555" end="1619" speaker="strongbad">I gotta get Bubs to help me to overclock it and see if we can't get that up to an even 50 acres.</line>
<line start="1620" end="1689" speaker="marzipan">You really have to do something, Strong Bad. Even Coach Z does all of his cooking with hydroelectric.</line>
<line start="1690" end="1774" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Ah, the world famous Coach Z Sog Dog. Mmmm... Drink In That Bun!</line>
<line start="1775" end="1856" speaker="strongbad">Wait. So, alls I got to do is take something I already do and word it differently so it sounds eco-friendly?</line>
<line start="1857" end="1879" speaker="marzipan">Yeah, that's what we do mostly.</line>
<line start="1880" end="1920" speaker="strongsad">Check out my sustainable MP3 player.</line>
<line start="1921" end="1957" speaker="marzipan">And my organic Thelma and Louise DVD.</line>
<line start="1958" end="2025" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, yeah, okay. And say hello to my 65 mile per gallon hybrid piano!</line>
<line start="2026" end="2040"><strongsad>Al Gore's beard!</strongsad><marzipan>Al Gore's Beard!</marzipan></line>
<line start="2041" end="2066" speaker="sfx">crash-dong</line>
<line start="2067" end="2108" speaker="strongbad">So there, there, THERE we go, maybe ladies.</line>
<line start="2109" end="2190" speaker="strongbad">Strong Bad and the environment are now making out in the parent's basement of a solar-powered house.</line>
<line start="2191" end="2249" speaker="strongbad">Take a look at the Lappy's new environmentally compliant sticker compliance sticker!</line>
<line start="2250" end="2312" speaker="strongbad">And it's got a picture of a little leaf on it, so you know it's good for the environment.</line>
<line start="2313" end="2337" speaker="strongbad">So until next week, my boat take...</line>
<line start="2338" end="2357"><sfx>powering down noise</sfx><thecheat>tired The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
<line start="2358" end="2378"><strongbad>Come on green The Cheat!</strongbad><thecheat>tired The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
<line start="2379" end="2406"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><sfx>hamster wheel spinning sound</sfx></line>
<line start="2407" end="2462"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad>That's good, that's good! Only 17 more hours and I can press send.</strongbad><sfx>hamster wheel spinning sound</sfx></line>
<line start="2463" end="2495"><newpaper>shuffling sounds</newpaper><sfx>hamster wheel spinning sound</sfx></line>
<line start="2496" end="2547"><sfx>hamster wheel spinning sound</sfx></line>
<line start="2607" end="2655" speaker="strongbad">Wow. That is one whisper quiet hamster wheel.</line>
<line start="2665" end="2681" speaker="strongbad">Boat take...</line>
<line start="2682" end="2689" speaker="sfx">clang!</line>
<line start="2700" end="2741"><homestar>This is the easiest video game I've ever played.</homestar></line>
<line start="2742" end="2773" speaker="sfx">powering down sound</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail186/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:17:15 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Completed subtitles

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<pre>
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<line start="16" end="99" speaker="strongbad">Checkin' checkin' emails in 2008! Checkin' checkin' Strong Bad fit to regulate!</line>
<line start="100" end="112" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="113" end="201" speaker="strongbad">"We realize that you are a busy fellow, but my friend and I cannot help but think that you could be doing more to help the environment.</line>
<line start="202" end="227" speaker="strongbad">"This is your planet too, you know.</line>
<line start="228" end="271" speaker="strongbad">"Lyd and Jules, Idiot and Moron, respectively."</line>
<line start="272" end="329" speaker="strongbad">Well...ladies? I do plenty to help the environment.</line>
<line start="330" end="378" speaker="strongbad">Nobody ever gives me credit for my most significant contribution.</line>
<line start="379" end="456" speaker="strongbad">Every day I wake up and the first thing I do is NOT drop a piano on Marzipan's head.</line>
<line start="457" end="550" speaker="strongbad">Who knows how many greenhouse gases I've rescued as a result of not mortally wounding ol' Marzipole.</line>
<line start="551" end="610" speaker="strongbad">And don't forget my New Year's resolution to stop watering her plants with bleach.</line>
<line start="611" end="661" speaker="strongbad">Now I water them strictly with recycled cigarette butts.</line>
<line start="662" end="693" speaker="other" sfx="sfx">coughs</line>
<line start="694" end="719" speaker="other">Oh, that's good stuff.</line>
<line start="720" end="766"><strongbad>So, there ya go possibly ladies. My boat take..</strongbad><strongsad volume="0.5">Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!</strongsad><marzipan volume="0.5">Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!</marzipan></line>
<line start="767" end="787"><strongsad volume="0.8">Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!</strongsad><marzipan volume="0.8">Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!</marzipan></line>
<line start="788" end="809"><strongsad volume="0.8">Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!</strongsad><marzipan volume="0.8">Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!</marzipan><strongbad>What the...?</strongbad></line>
<line start="810" end="840"><strongsad>Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!</strongsad><marzipan>Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!</marzipan></line>
<line start="841" end="869" speaker="strongbad">Are you guys picketing my computer?</line>
<line start="870" end="908" speaker="marzipan">Yes we are! That Lappy is energy sappy!</line>
<line start="909" end="941" speaker="strongbad">That's very clever. How long did it take you to think up-</line>
<line start="942" end="960" speaker="strongsad">Three days.</line>
<line start="961" end="992" speaker="marzipan">Just look at your power bill from last month.</line>
<line start="993" end="1045" speaker="strongsad">The bill itself uses eight trees' worth of paper</line>
<line start="1046" end="1101" speaker="strongbad">Are you trying to tell me that $70,000 power bills aren't the norm?</line>
<line start="1102" end="1155" speaker="marzipan">Strong Bad, every time you press enter on the Lappy, the rest of us lose power.</line>
<line start="1156" end="1170" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">For real?</line>
<line start="1171" end="1180" speaker="strongbad">tuckus...</line>
<line start="1181" end="1185" speaker="sfx">clang!</line>
<line start="1186" end="1195" speaker="strongbad">hinders...</line>
<line start="1196" end="1199" speaker="sfx">clang!</line>
<line start="1200" end="1209" speaker="strongbad">bwathom...</line>
<line start="1210" end="1216" speaker="sfx">clang!</line>
<line start="1217" end="1229" speaker="strongbad">boontockle...</line>
<line start="1230" end="1237" speaker="sfx">clang!</line>
<line start="1238" end="1247" speaker="homestar">I'm about to win!</line>
<line start="1248" end="1270"><sfx>powering down sound</sfx><homestar>Awww...</homestar></line>
<line start="1271" end="1283" speaker="homestar">I'm about to win!</line>
<line start="1284" end="1302"><sfx>powering down sound</sfx><homestar>Awww...</homestar></line>
<line start="1303" end="1321"><homestar>I'm really about to win!</homestar></line>
<line start="1322" end="1327"><sfx>powering down sound</sfx><homestar>Again with the awww...</homestar></line>
<line start="1328" end="1348"><sfx>powering down sound</sfx><homestar>Again with the awww...</homestar></line>
<line start="1349" end="1387" speaker="strongbad">Fine! I'll just start using the Lappy's battery instead.</line>
<line start="1388" end="1485" speaker="strongbad">Uh, sorry. Every time you use that battery, 45 acres of rain forest are burned to the ground!</line>
<line start="1486" end="1554" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! I knew the Lappy was awesome, but I had no idea of her destructive power!</line>
<line start="1555" end="1619" speaker="strongbad">I gotta get Bubs to help me to overclock it and see if we can't get that up to an even 50 acres.</line>
<line start="1620" end="1689" speaker="marzipan">You really have to do something, Strong Bad. Even Coach Z does all of his cooking with hydroelectric.</line>
<line start="1690" end="1774" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Ah, the world famous Coach Z Sog Dog. Mmmm... Drink In That Bun!</line>
<line start="1775" end="1856" speaker="strongbad">Wait. So, alls I got to do is take something I already do and word it differently so it sounds eco-friendly?</line>
<line start="1857" end="1879" speaker="marzipan">Yeah, that's what we do mostly.</line>
<line start="1880" end="1920" speaker="strongsad">Check out my sustainable MP3 player.</line>
<line start="1921" end="1957" speaker="marzipan">And my organic Thelma and Louise DVD.</line>
<line start="1958" end="2025" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, yeah, okay. And say hello to my 65 mile per gallon hybrid piano!</line>
<line start="2026" end="2040"><strongsad>Al Gore's beard!</strongsad><marzipan>Al Gore's Beard!</marzipan></line>
<line start="2041" end="2066" speaker="sfx">crash-dong</line>
<line start="2067" end="2108" speaker="strongbad">So there, there, THERE we go, maybe ladies.</line>
<line start="2109" end="2190" speaker="strongbad">Strong Bad and the environment are now making out in the parent's basement of a solar-powered house.</line>
<line start="2191" end="2249" speaker="strongbad">Take a look at the Lappy's new environmentally compliant sticker compliance sticker!</line>
<line start="2250" end="2312" speaker="strongbad">And it's got a picture of a little leaf on it, so you know it's good for the environment.</line>
<line start="2313" end="2337" speaker="strongbad">So until next week, my boat take...</line>
<line start="2338" end="2357"><sfx>powering down noise</sfx><thecheat>tired The Cheat noises<thecheat></line>
<line start="2358" end="2378"><strongbad>Come on green The Cheat!</strongbad><thecheat>tired The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
<line start="2379" end="2406"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><sfx>hamster wheel spinning sound</sfx></line>
<line start="2407" end="2462"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad>That's good, that's good! Only 17 more hours and I can press send.</strongbad><sfx>hamster wheel spinning sound</sfx></line>
<line start="2463" end="2495"><newpaper>shuffling sounds</newpaper><sfx>hamster wheel spinning sound</sfx></line>
<line start="2496" end="2547"><sfx>hamster wheel spinning sound</sfx></line>
<line start="2607" end="2655" speaker="strongbad">Wow. That is one whisper quiet hamster wheel.</line>
<line start="2665" end="2681" speaker="strongbad">Boat take...</line>
<line start="2682" end="2689" speaker="sfx">clang!</line>
<line start="2700" end="2741"><homestar>This is the easiest video game I've ever played.</homestar></line>
<line start="2742" end="2773" speaker="sfx">powering down sound</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail186/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:32:51 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Starting page with interim message

Subtitles:sbemail47/en

ZanderSchubert — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 05:42:47 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Improving timing

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<line start="15" end="67" speaker="strongbad">Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! Doo doo doo doo doo.</line>
<line start="73" end="88" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="89" end="154" speaker="strongbad">"If you had both your hands removed at the wrists and could not have them replaced with prosthetic hands,"</line>
<line start="157" end="188" speaker="strongbad">"what 2 things would you have them replaced with?"</line>
<line start="189" end="211" speaker="strongbad">"Ryan Toronto"</line>
<line start="212" end="269" speaker="strongbad">Lemme think for a second, Ryan. Ooh! Ooh! I got it!</line>
<line start="272" end="306" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">One hand would have a bucket on it.</line>
<line start="310" end="358" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That way, I would always... have a bucket.</line>
<line start="362" end="408" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know, for like, dumping oatmeal on stuff,</line>
<line start="410" end="428" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">for washing The Cheat,</line>
<line start="430" end="443" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="444" end="473" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and like, dropping the occasional beat.</line>
<line start="474" end="518" speaker="sfx">Strong Bad starts dropping a beat</line>
<line start="519" end="542" speaker="coachz">These peoples tried to fade me!</line>
<line start="568" end="599" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And also, I could sit on it when I get tired.</line>
<line start="604" end="625" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Sit right down on the bucket.</line>
<line start="632" end="667" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And the other hand would definitely be a bullhorn.</line>
<line start="668" end="707" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That way, everyone could hear all the important stuff I gotta say.</line>
<line start="710" end="752" speaker="strongbad">I am still awesome.</line>
<line start="779" end="796" speaker="strongbad">Seriously.</line>
<line start="811" end="900" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Coach! I wasn't trying to fade you. That wasn't me. I don't know who those peoples were.</line>
<line start="919" end="993" speaker="strongbad">Now I know you were all expecting me to pick things like guitars and lazor guns... but I—</line>
<line start="997" end="1078" speaker="strongbad">Aww, man! Why didn't I pick guitars and lazor guns? Bullhorn?! Pfft!</line>
<line start="1080" end="1148" speaker="strongbad">Like having a bucket for a hand's gonna get me any chicks... What was I thinking? </line>
</transcript>
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Talk:nightlife

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:41:13 GMT

ZanderSchubert: /* Chicken Melt */

== Homestar's t-shirt ==

Anybody know what Homestar's t-shirt says? I'm sure it's a reference to something, but I don't know what it is, and I can't make out what it says. Also, I tried moving his bathrobe by decompiling the Flash file, but the robe and the t-shirt are the same graphic. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:51, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:See shape 501. Hotrod, it seems. No idea if it's a real shirt. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 17:58, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::Trey, what does homestar look like under there without being pixelly? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:59, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

:::OF: Ooh, nice work! That means it's a reference to [http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=Ysm&q=roddy+piper&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi Rowdy Roddy Piper]! :D DeFender: Hmm, I forgot to check... ''{gives DF a funny look}'' {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:02, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

== Strong Badia? ==

When people mention Strong Badia in their emails, Strong Bad seems to have stopped bothering to either a) actually assume they mean Strong Badia, and set the email there or b) correct them. I think this is the first time he goes ahead and assumes "Strong Badia" means "Free Country USA". Worth noting? {{User:Tim333}}
:No, he does it all the time. This is not the first. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:07, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::When has he done it before? "local news" is set in strong badia. In "keep cool" there's a deliberate fourth wall break explaining the error. "unnatural" is set (at least at the start) in Strong Badia. In "mini-golf" he says "Strong Badia doesn't have a place of its own..." I could go on, but I can't think of a single time he's simply ignored the mention of Strong Badia. {{User:Tim333}}

Technically this time he didn't quite ignore it, the FIRST place he shows is IN Strong Badia. Strong Badia has that hill. Then he says "but when it comes to good clubs...." like he's finished answering the actual e-mail and has moved on to other non-StrongBadian clubs.
..
But seriously those people need to learn that Free Country Usa =/= Strong Badia. {{unsigned|75.72.21.221|00:54, 11 December 2007 (UTC)}}
:Actually, no, [[Carrot and Kazoo Hill]] is not in Strong Badia, since you can see Strong Badia in the ''distance'' from the hill. But seriously, sign your posts. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 01:19, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

==Strong Badia vs. Bubs' Concession Stand==
[[Image:Freecountry silhouette.png|150px]] [[Image:CarrotandKazoo.png|150px]]

We have a strange reversal here. Strong Badia and Bubs' Concession Stand seem to have switched places! How do we mention this? Or do we? =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 18:16, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

:Probably should just go on [[Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner universe]]... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:23, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

:It's also possible that it's just the same, only viewed from the other side... {{unsigned|Capt. Ido Nos|18:34, 10 December 2007 (UTC)}}
:: But we can clearly see that the stand is facing us in both shots, as well as the relative positions of the fence and the flag. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:36, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:::It's the same place, the difference is the ELEVATION and RANGE of the image. Carrot and Kazoo hill would be in the middle-right of the black area in the first picture, hence you wouldn't see it in that picture. (Imagine looking at a hill from above - it would appear flat). This of course doesn't change that the two seem to be in the wrong places. [[User:StarLion|StarLion]] 18:41, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::And not just the fence and flag, but the tire as well (which IS there in nightlife, if you look closely). It's clear they somehow switched places. Anyway, the wording escapes me on how to phrase it on the inconsistencies page, so I'll let someone else do that. (And please sign your edits, Capt.) {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 18:48, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:::Just had a thought... if Bubs is working nights at Club Technochocolate tending bar, why is the light on at Bubs' Concession Stand??? [[User:StarLion|StarLion]] 23:42, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::::Those two times couldn't have taken place on the same night as both Strong Sad and Homestar were at the club. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:36, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
:::::Additionally, isn't is possible that Club Technochocolate is ''in'' the concession stand? We've never seen the outside of it, Bubs works there, and in the Cheat's video, he says he DJ's down ''at Bubs's''[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 01:51, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

== disdance ==

Strong Bad dances '''exactly''' like in the email [[disconnected]]. {{User:KlingOnMyDreams/sig}} 19:14, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
Should we make it in inside references? {{User:KlingOnMyDreams/sig}} 19:16, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

== Removed Edit ==
:''The quote "But that's for another e-mail." is a reference to Good Eats, where host Alton Brown constantly implies that a recipe or topic has been or will be discussed on another episode with a similar phrase.''
I don't mind, just I'd like to know a reason. It ''is'' a real reference, I watch the show a great deal, but I'd at least like to know [[User:Stinkoblade|Stinkoblade]] 19:26, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:The phrase "but that's for another email" could stem from many common phrases, not least of which is the idiom "but that's another story". {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 19:32, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::Ok, so very common then, thas cool. At least it was a good reason. I've seen some edits removed when the reason wasn't very clear, thats why I posted this.[[User:Stinkoblade|Stinkoblade]] 19:34, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
Stinkoblade raises a good point here. A hasty perusal of the pages in the HRWiki Policy category didn't turn up anything on this point, but it would seem to me that it's a little "brusque" to remove anything from a page without a few words of explanation in the edit comment. It does happen a lot in the heat of the moment. Newbies learn faster when you repeatedly point them to such well-trod pages as [[HRWiki:Standards]] and [[HRWiki:Inclusion guidelines]], and everyone's favorite [[HRWiki:Glossary#TTATOT]]. On the other hand, implying that their contribution wasn't even worth the extra twenty seconds to explain why it wasn't worth an extra twenty seconds has got to be frustrating. --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 21:07, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

== Soma ==

Is it worth noting anything about Soma (''Brave New World'', etc.)? It's not exactly relevant, given it's just a strange pronunciation, but perhaps it's worthy of a mention.

== A scandal every week ==

Removed from the Remarks section, but interesting enough for the Talk page:
* Strong Bad's email song is rhythmically identical to the one from [[dragon]] ("Here I go once again with the email...").
Check it out. It's probably unintentional, but it's almost a perfect match. --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 19:53, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

: It's not *that* close. Here's a comparison between the two:
http://www.alextemplemusic.com/sbemailsongs.jpg

:(Note that Strong Bad swings the eighth notes, so it comes out less stiff than what I wrote down. Still, this should be pretty accurate.)
-invisible_map

== Music ==

Can anyone make out what the lyrics are to the song playing in Club Technochocolate? It sounds like "soft drink" or something...
:I was wondering this too. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:32, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:It sounds like 'soft driiink..... seize a soft driink....'but i cant tell what the low part is. Sublimimal(dont know how to spell this) messaging?--{{User:AWMPSCE/sig}} 20:39, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:I imagine they'll put it up as a QotW later, but for now my Rorschach answer is "Palm trees. See the palm trees." --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 21:13, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:Salt Dream. She's a salt dream. -Alex H.
::Had an anony update the page saying that it's "sloshy". I removed it. I feel dumb that I typed "other people here other lyrics" since I obviously meant "hear" .. sigh .. well, I have no idea what they're singing. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 01:51, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
::: When I first heard it, I thought it sounded like Coach Z's impersonation of the Geddup Noise... I ''know'' it's not that, but it's making me think it's going "Reeeerrr, reeeeerr!" I honestly can't hear anything legible (??) in that garglemesh either. [[User:ZanderSchubert|ZanderSchubert]] 02:21, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
::::Intelligible? Yeah, me either. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 02:38, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

== Drive-Thru ==

I kind of thought that including the whale on the fast-food bag really removed a lot of the strangeness from "Drive-Thru," because at least we know now that actual food can be ordered from this "whale," or that there's more of them in FC. {{User:The President/sig}} 21:05, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:Maybe he got takeout. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:07, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

== Drive-Thru Whale ==

Should we include the [[Drive-Thru Whale]] as a charcter?--[[User:Onestop|ONESTOP]] 21:08, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:Nope, a picture is not an appearance. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:11, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

== Chicken Melt ==
I found this under real-world references--
*The "Crispy Chicken Melt" and its spicy variety are a reference to Burger King's Tendercrisp Chicken sandwich.
I thinks this is TTATOT, because every fast food restaurant in existence has some variety of chicken melt. Shall we remove it? --{{User:NevaDie/sig}} 21:40, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, sorry, my bad. I just thought too quickly without analyzing the situation. {{User:The President/sig}} 22:14, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:I thought it was the Spicy Crispy Chicken Sandwich at Jack in the Box. [[User:Awexome|Awexome]] 22:28, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::I was thinking that it was a reference to the way fast food restaurants keep changing their sandwiches just a bit to make them a different kind of sandwich. Like how Arby's (or maybe it was Jack in the Box) has both a crispy chicken sandwich and a spicy chicken sandwich. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:34, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
:For the ignorant Aussie: what's a chicken melt, and how is it different from a chicken burger? [[User:ZanderSchubert|ZanderSchubert]] 02:25, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
::See [[Wikipedia:Melt sandwich|Melt sandwich]]. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 02:44, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
:::Thanks! [[User:ZanderSchubert|ZanderSchubert]] 03:41, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

== Signoff ==
Is it worth mentioning in the article that Strong Bad has a 'until next time' style message on the end of this email, and that it's done in the style of a radio announcer signing off? (possible inside reference to local news?) -[[User:StarLion|StarLion]] 00:43, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

== Bub's arms! ==

Did anybody notice that Bub's arms were done with shape tweening?! Thats... different. --Mysterious Mysterio.

Talk:nightlife

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:25:24 GMT

ZanderSchubert: /* Chicken Melt */ What is a chicken melt?

== Homestar's t-shirt ==

Anybody know what Homestar's t-shirt says? I'm sure it's a reference to something, but I don't know what it is, and I can't make out what it says. Also, I tried moving his bathrobe by decompiling the Flash file, but the robe and the t-shirt are the same graphic. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:51, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:See shape 501. Hotrod, it seems. No idea if it's a real shirt. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 17:58, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::Trey, what does homestar look like under there without being pixelly? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:59, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

:::OF: Ooh, nice work! That means it's a reference to [http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=Ysm&q=roddy+piper&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi Rowdy Roddy Piper]! :D DeFender: Hmm, I forgot to check... ''{gives DF a funny look}'' {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:02, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

== Strong Badia? ==

When people mention Strong Badia in their emails, Strong Bad seems to have stopped bothering to either a) actually assume they mean Strong Badia, and set the email there or b) correct them. I think this is the first time he goes ahead and assumes "Strong Badia" means "Free Country USA". Worth noting? {{User:Tim333}}
:No, he does it all the time. This is not the first. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:07, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::When has he done it before? "local news" is set in strong badia. In "keep cool" there's a deliberate fourth wall break explaining the error. "unnatural" is set (at least at the start) in Strong Badia. In "mini-golf" he says "Strong Badia doesn't have a place of its own..." I could go on, but I can't think of a single time he's simply ignored the mention of Strong Badia. {{User:Tim333}}

Technically this time he didn't quite ignore it, the FIRST place he shows is IN Strong Badia. Strong Badia has that hill. Then he says "but when it comes to good clubs...." like he's finished answering the actual e-mail and has moved on to other non-StrongBadian clubs.
..
But seriously those people need to learn that Free Country Usa =/= Strong Badia. {{unsigned|75.72.21.221|00:54, 11 December 2007 (UTC)}}
:Actually, no, [[Carrot and Kazoo Hill]] is not in Strong Badia, since you can see Strong Badia in the ''distance'' from the hill. But seriously, sign your posts. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 01:19, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

==Strong Badia vs. Bubs' Concession Stand==
[[Image:Freecountry silhouette.png|150px]] [[Image:CarrotandKazoo.png|150px]]

We have a strange reversal here. Strong Badia and Bubs' Concession Stand seem to have switched places! How do we mention this? Or do we? =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 18:16, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

:Probably should just go on [[Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner universe]]... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:23, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

:It's also possible that it's just the same, only viewed from the other side... {{unsigned|Capt. Ido Nos|18:34, 10 December 2007 (UTC)}}
:: But we can clearly see that the stand is facing us in both shots, as well as the relative positions of the fence and the flag. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:36, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:::It's the same place, the difference is the ELEVATION and RANGE of the image. Carrot and Kazoo hill would be in the middle-right of the black area in the first picture, hence you wouldn't see it in that picture. (Imagine looking at a hill from above - it would appear flat). This of course doesn't change that the two seem to be in the wrong places. [[User:StarLion|StarLion]] 18:41, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::And not just the fence and flag, but the tire as well (which IS there in nightlife, if you look closely). It's clear they somehow switched places. Anyway, the wording escapes me on how to phrase it on the inconsistencies page, so I'll let someone else do that. (And please sign your edits, Capt.) {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 18:48, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:::Just had a thought... if Bubs is working nights at Club Technochocolate tending bar, why is the light on at Bubs' Concession Stand??? [[User:StarLion|StarLion]] 23:42, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::::Those two times couldn't have taken place on the same night as both Strong Sad and Homestar were at the club. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:36, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
:::::Additionally, isn't is possible that Club Technochocolate is ''in'' the concession stand? We've never seen the outside of it, Bubs works there, and in the Cheat's video, he says he DJ's down ''at Bubs's''[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 01:51, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

== disdance ==

Strong Bad dances '''exactly''' like in the email [[disconnected]]. {{User:KlingOnMyDreams/sig}} 19:14, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
Should we make it in inside references? {{User:KlingOnMyDreams/sig}} 19:16, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

== Removed Edit ==
:''The quote "But that's for another e-mail." is a reference to Good Eats, where host Alton Brown constantly implies that a recipe or topic has been or will be discussed on another episode with a similar phrase.''
I don't mind, just I'd like to know a reason. It ''is'' a real reference, I watch the show a great deal, but I'd at least like to know [[User:Stinkoblade|Stinkoblade]] 19:26, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:The phrase "but that's for another email" could stem from many common phrases, not least of which is the idiom "but that's another story". {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 19:32, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::Ok, so very common then, thas cool. At least it was a good reason. I've seen some edits removed when the reason wasn't very clear, thats why I posted this.[[User:Stinkoblade|Stinkoblade]] 19:34, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
Stinkoblade raises a good point here. A hasty perusal of the pages in the HRWiki Policy category didn't turn up anything on this point, but it would seem to me that it's a little "brusque" to remove anything from a page without a few words of explanation in the edit comment. It does happen a lot in the heat of the moment. Newbies learn faster when you repeatedly point them to such well-trod pages as [[HRWiki:Standards]] and [[HRWiki:Inclusion guidelines]], and everyone's favorite [[HRWiki:Glossary#TTATOT]]. On the other hand, implying that their contribution wasn't even worth the extra twenty seconds to explain why it wasn't worth an extra twenty seconds has got to be frustrating. --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 21:07, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

== Soma ==

Is it worth noting anything about Soma (''Brave New World'', etc.)? It's not exactly relevant, given it's just a strange pronunciation, but perhaps it's worthy of a mention.

== A scandal every week ==

Removed from the Remarks section, but interesting enough for the Talk page:
* Strong Bad's email song is rhythmically identical to the one from [[dragon]] ("Here I go once again with the email...").
Check it out. It's probably unintentional, but it's almost a perfect match. --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 19:53, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

: It's not *that* close. Here's a comparison between the two:
http://www.alextemplemusic.com/sbemailsongs.jpg

:(Note that Strong Bad swings the eighth notes, so it comes out less stiff than what I wrote down. Still, this should be pretty accurate.)
-invisible_map

== Music ==

Can anyone make out what the lyrics are to the song playing in Club Technochocolate? It sounds like "soft drink" or something...
:I was wondering this too. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:32, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:It sounds like 'soft driiink..... seize a soft driink....'but i cant tell what the low part is. Sublimimal(dont know how to spell this) messaging?--{{User:AWMPSCE/sig}} 20:39, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:I imagine they'll put it up as a QotW later, but for now my Rorschach answer is "Palm trees. See the palm trees." --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 21:13, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:Salt Dream. She's a salt dream. -Alex H.
::Had an anony update the page saying that it's "sloshy". I removed it. I feel dumb that I typed "other people here other lyrics" since I obviously meant "hear" .. sigh .. well, I have no idea what they're singing. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 01:51, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
::: When I first heard it, I thought it sounded like Coach Z's impersonation of the Geddup Noise... I ''know'' it's not that, but it's making me think it's going "Reeeerrr, reeeeerr!" I honestly can't hear anything legible (??) in that garglemesh either. [[User:ZanderSchubert|ZanderSchubert]] 02:21, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

== Drive-Thru ==

I kind of thought that including the whale on the fast-food bag really removed a lot of the strangeness from "Drive-Thru," because at least we know now that actual food can be ordered from this "whale," or that there's more of them in FC. {{User:The President/sig}} 21:05, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:Maybe he got takeout. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:07, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

== Drive-Thru Whale ==

Should we include the [[Drive-Thru Whale]] as a charcter?--[[User:Onestop|ONESTOP]] 21:08, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:Nope, a picture is not an appearance. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:11, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

== Chicken Melt ==
I found this under real-world references--
*The "Crispy Chicken Melt" and its spicy variety are a reference to Burger King's Tendercrisp Chicken sandwich.
I thinks this is TTATOT, because every fast food restaurant in existence has some variety of chicken melt. Shall we remove it? --{{User:NevaDie/sig}} 21:40, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, sorry, my bad. I just thought too quickly without analyzing the situation. {{User:The President/sig}} 22:14, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:I thought it was the Spicy Crispy Chicken Sandwich at Jack in the Box. [[User:Awexome|Awexome]] 22:28, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::I was thinking that it was a reference to the way fast food restaurants keep changing their sandwiches just a bit to make them a different kind of sandwich. Like how Arby's (or maybe it was Jack in the Box) has both a crispy chicken sandwich and a spicy chicken sandwich. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:34, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
:For the ignorant Aussie: what's a chicken melt, and how is it different from a chicken burger? [[User:ZanderSchubert|ZanderSchubert]] 02:25, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

== Signoff ==
Is it worth mentioning in the article that Strong Bad has a 'until next time' style message on the end of this email, and that it's done in the style of a radio announcer signing off? (possible inside reference to local news?) -[[User:StarLion|StarLion]] 00:43, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

== Bub's arms! ==

Did anybody notice that Bub's arms were done with shape tweening?! Thats... different. --Mysterious Mysterio.

Talk:nightlife

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:21:20 GMT

ZanderSchubert: /* Music */ Reeeerrr...!

== Homestar's t-shirt ==

Anybody know what Homestar's t-shirt says? I'm sure it's a reference to something, but I don't know what it is, and I can't make out what it says. Also, I tried moving his bathrobe by decompiling the Flash file, but the robe and the t-shirt are the same graphic. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:51, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:See shape 501. Hotrod, it seems. No idea if it's a real shirt. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 17:58, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::Trey, what does homestar look like under there without being pixelly? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:59, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

:::OF: Ooh, nice work! That means it's a reference to [http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=Ysm&q=roddy+piper&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi Rowdy Roddy Piper]! :D DeFender: Hmm, I forgot to check... ''{gives DF a funny look}'' {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:02, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

== Strong Badia? ==

When people mention Strong Badia in their emails, Strong Bad seems to have stopped bothering to either a) actually assume they mean Strong Badia, and set the email there or b) correct them. I think this is the first time he goes ahead and assumes "Strong Badia" means "Free Country USA". Worth noting? {{User:Tim333}}
:No, he does it all the time. This is not the first. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:07, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::When has he done it before? "local news" is set in strong badia. In "keep cool" there's a deliberate fourth wall break explaining the error. "unnatural" is set (at least at the start) in Strong Badia. In "mini-golf" he says "Strong Badia doesn't have a place of its own..." I could go on, but I can't think of a single time he's simply ignored the mention of Strong Badia. {{User:Tim333}}

Technically this time he didn't quite ignore it, the FIRST place he shows is IN Strong Badia. Strong Badia has that hill. Then he says "but when it comes to good clubs...." like he's finished answering the actual e-mail and has moved on to other non-StrongBadian clubs.
..
But seriously those people need to learn that Free Country Usa =/= Strong Badia. {{unsigned|75.72.21.221|00:54, 11 December 2007 (UTC)}}
:Actually, no, [[Carrot and Kazoo Hill]] is not in Strong Badia, since you can see Strong Badia in the ''distance'' from the hill. But seriously, sign your posts. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 01:19, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

==Strong Badia vs. Bubs' Concession Stand==
[[Image:Freecountry silhouette.png|150px]] [[Image:CarrotandKazoo.png|150px]]

We have a strange reversal here. Strong Badia and Bubs' Concession Stand seem to have switched places! How do we mention this? Or do we? =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 18:16, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

:Probably should just go on [[Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner universe]]... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:23, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

:It's also possible that it's just the same, only viewed from the other side... {{unsigned|Capt. Ido Nos|18:34, 10 December 2007 (UTC)}}
:: But we can clearly see that the stand is facing us in both shots, as well as the relative positions of the fence and the flag. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:36, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:::It's the same place, the difference is the ELEVATION and RANGE of the image. Carrot and Kazoo hill would be in the middle-right of the black area in the first picture, hence you wouldn't see it in that picture. (Imagine looking at a hill from above - it would appear flat). This of course doesn't change that the two seem to be in the wrong places. [[User:StarLion|StarLion]] 18:41, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::And not just the fence and flag, but the tire as well (which IS there in nightlife, if you look closely). It's clear they somehow switched places. Anyway, the wording escapes me on how to phrase it on the inconsistencies page, so I'll let someone else do that. (And please sign your edits, Capt.) {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 18:48, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:::Just had a thought... if Bubs is working nights at Club Technochocolate tending bar, why is the light on at Bubs' Concession Stand??? [[User:StarLion|StarLion]] 23:42, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::::Those two times couldn't have taken place on the same night as both Strong Sad and Homestar were at the club. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:36, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
:::::Additionally, isn't is possible that Club Technochocolate is ''in'' the concession stand? We've never seen the outside of it, Bubs works there, and in the Cheat's video, he says he DJ's down ''at Bubs's''[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 01:51, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

== disdance ==

Strong Bad dances '''exactly''' like in the email [[disconnected]]. {{User:KlingOnMyDreams/sig}} 19:14, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
Should we make it in inside references? {{User:KlingOnMyDreams/sig}} 19:16, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

== Removed Edit ==
:''The quote "But that's for another e-mail." is a reference to Good Eats, where host Alton Brown constantly implies that a recipe or topic has been or will be discussed on another episode with a similar phrase.''
I don't mind, just I'd like to know a reason. It ''is'' a real reference, I watch the show a great deal, but I'd at least like to know [[User:Stinkoblade|Stinkoblade]] 19:26, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:The phrase "but that's for another email" could stem from many common phrases, not least of which is the idiom "but that's another story". {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 19:32, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::Ok, so very common then, thas cool. At least it was a good reason. I've seen some edits removed when the reason wasn't very clear, thats why I posted this.[[User:Stinkoblade|Stinkoblade]] 19:34, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
Stinkoblade raises a good point here. A hasty perusal of the pages in the HRWiki Policy category didn't turn up anything on this point, but it would seem to me that it's a little "brusque" to remove anything from a page without a few words of explanation in the edit comment. It does happen a lot in the heat of the moment. Newbies learn faster when you repeatedly point them to such well-trod pages as [[HRWiki:Standards]] and [[HRWiki:Inclusion guidelines]], and everyone's favorite [[HRWiki:Glossary#TTATOT]]. On the other hand, implying that their contribution wasn't even worth the extra twenty seconds to explain why it wasn't worth an extra twenty seconds has got to be frustrating. --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 21:07, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

== Soma ==

Is it worth noting anything about Soma (''Brave New World'', etc.)? It's not exactly relevant, given it's just a strange pronunciation, but perhaps it's worthy of a mention.

== A scandal every week ==

Removed from the Remarks section, but interesting enough for the Talk page:
* Strong Bad's email song is rhythmically identical to the one from [[dragon]] ("Here I go once again with the email...").
Check it out. It's probably unintentional, but it's almost a perfect match. --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 19:53, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

: It's not *that* close. Here's a comparison between the two:
http://www.alextemplemusic.com/sbemailsongs.jpg

:(Note that Strong Bad swings the eighth notes, so it comes out less stiff than what I wrote down. Still, this should be pretty accurate.)
-invisible_map

== Music ==

Can anyone make out what the lyrics are to the song playing in Club Technochocolate? It sounds like "soft drink" or something...
:I was wondering this too. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:32, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:It sounds like 'soft driiink..... seize a soft driink....'but i cant tell what the low part is. Sublimimal(dont know how to spell this) messaging?--{{User:AWMPSCE/sig}} 20:39, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:I imagine they'll put it up as a QotW later, but for now my Rorschach answer is "Palm trees. See the palm trees." --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 21:13, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:Salt Dream. She's a salt dream. -Alex H.
::Had an anony update the page saying that it's "sloshy". I removed it. I feel dumb that I typed "other people here other lyrics" since I obviously meant "hear" .. sigh .. well, I have no idea what they're singing. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 01:51, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
::: When I first heard it, I thought it sounded like Coach Z's impersonation of the Geddup Noise... I ''know'' it's not that, but it's making me think it's going "Reeeerrr, reeeeerr!" I honestly can't hear anything legible (??) in that garglemesh either. [[User:ZanderSchubert|ZanderSchubert]] 02:21, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

== Drive-Thru ==

I kind of thought that including the whale on the fast-food bag really removed a lot of the strangeness from "Drive-Thru," because at least we know now that actual food can be ordered from this "whale," or that there's more of them in FC. {{User:The President/sig}} 21:05, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:Maybe he got takeout. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:07, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

== Drive-Thru Whale ==

Should we include the [[Drive-Thru Whale]] as a charcter?--[[User:Onestop|ONESTOP]] 21:08, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:Nope, a picture is not an appearance. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:11, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

== Chicken Melt ==
I found this under real-world references--
*The "Crispy Chicken Melt" and its spicy variety are a reference to Burger King's Tendercrisp Chicken sandwich.
I thinks this is TTATOT, because every fast food restaurant in existence has some variety of chicken melt. Shall we remove it? --{{User:NevaDie/sig}} 21:40, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, sorry, my bad. I just thought too quickly without analyzing the situation. {{User:The President/sig}} 22:14, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:I thought it was the Spicy Crispy Chicken Sandwich at Jack in the Box. [[User:Awexome|Awexome]] 22:28, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
::I was thinking that it was a reference to the way fast food restaurants keep changing their sandwiches just a bit to make them a different kind of sandwich. Like how Arby's (or maybe it was Jack in the Box) has both a crispy chicken sandwich and a spicy chicken sandwich. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:34, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

== Signoff ==
Is it worth mentioning in the article that Strong Bad has a 'until next time' style message on the end of this email, and that it's done in the style of a radio announcer signing off? (possible inside reference to local news?) -[[User:StarLion|StarLion]] 00:43, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

== Bub's arms! ==

Did anybody notice that Bub's arms were done with shape tweening?! Thats... different. --Mysterious Mysterio.

Subtitles:sbemail185/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:03:56 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Finished including easter eggs

{{subtitles|nightlife}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail185.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="16" end="87" speaker="strongbad">Another week, another email scandal! Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle!</line>
<line start="88" end="109" speaker="strongbad">Hey mer S to the B</line>
<line start="110" end="147" speaker="strongbad">I was wondering what the nightlife is like in strongbadia?</line>
<line start="148" end="190" speaker="strongbad">What kinda hip clubs and fun hotspots are there to check out?</line>
<line start="191" end="217" speaker="strongbad">Soma-keenda-gooay</line>
<line start="218" end="254" speaker="strongbad">Josh CO! Makers of funny products and funnier slogans.</line>
<line start="255" end="293" speaker="strongbad">Well, we only have one real fun hotspot.</line>
<line start="294" end="341" speaker="strongbad">As you may well have already guessed, I am of course talking about</line>
<line start="342" end="360"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Carrot and Kazoo Hill.</strongbad><sfx>crickets</sfx></line>
<line start="361" end="400" speaker="sfx">crickets</line>
<line start="401" end="420"><homestar>Whee.</homestar><sfx>crickets</sfx></line>
<line start="421" end="448"><strongsad>Good times.</strongsad><sfx>crickets</sfx></line>
<line start="449" end="492" speaker="strongbad">Man, the hill was jumpin' that night!</line>
<line start="493" end="552" speaker="strongbad">As far as clubs go, Club Technochocolate is about as kinda hip as it gets!</line>
<line start="553" end="577" speaker="strongbad">Some towns have party clubs, but we've got our very own bonafide pwawty cloughb!</line>
<line start="578" end="619"><strongbad>Some towns have party clubs, but we've got our very own bonafide pwawty cloughb!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="620" end="634" speaker="sfx">techno music</line>
<line start="635" end="689"><strongbad>When i'm going out to the cloughb, I always like to take off my best shirt!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="690" end="703"><sfx>rip!</sfx><strongbad sfx="sfx">Huah!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="704" end="712"><sfx>spraying sound</sfx><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="713" end="758"><strongsad>Strong Bad, are you putting on body spray?</strongsad><sfx>spraying sound</sfx><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="759" end="793"><strongbad>Shut up! Guys don't wear body spray.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="794" end="813"><strongbad>This is uh...</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="814" end="871"><strongbad>the blood... of slain... warrior... mammoths.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="872" end="920"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Of course, the cloughb only lets the freshest clientèle inside.</strongbad><sfx>spraying sound</sfx><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="921" end="961"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">But my name has been laser-etched into the guest list by now.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="962" end="983"><strongmad>NAME PLEASE!</strongmad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="984" end="1031"><strongbad>Come on, man, drop the act! I've gotta get into the party cloughb.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1032" end="1068"><strongmad>YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST!</strongmad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1069" end="1114"><strongbad>The list?! You're looking at a greasy bag of fast food!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1115" end="1154"><strongmad>DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF!</strongmad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1155" end="1215"><strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad><strongbad>Wait, what? Strong Mad, did you just make a joke?!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1216" end="1254"><strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad><strongbad>That was pretty good! Now hows about letting me in?</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1255" end="1273"><strongmad>NAME PLEASE!</strongmad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1274" end="1328"><strongbad>Uh... Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. Johnson.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1329" end="1376"><strongmad>NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. JOHNSON!</strongmad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1377" end="1531" speaker="sfx">techno music</line>
<line start="1532" end="1582"><bubs>Well if it isn't my main man Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt.</bubs><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1583" end="1620"><strongbad>I need the brightest, glowiest drink in the house.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1621" end="1653"><bubs>How about a nice Pink Elephant Pants?</bubs><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1654" end="1673"><strongbad>I'll take it!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1674" end="1703"><bubs>That'll be $17.50.</bubs><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1704" end="1735"><strongbad>Woah! You guys must be having a sale!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1736" end="1774"><marzipan>You don't look like you're having very much fun, Strong Sad.</marzipan><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1775" end="1805"><strongsad>Oh I'm having a great time.</strongsad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1806" end="1870"><strongsad>This is my favorite club to go to, and not dance.</strongsad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1871" end="1928"><strongsad>Sometimes I'll even think about dancing, and then not dance.</strongsad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1929" end="2051"><strongsad>And if I'm feeling really crazy, I'll actually get out on the dance floor and bust some fresh not-dancing.</strongsad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2052" end="2100"><marzipan>Then how about I start busting some fresh not-hanging-out-with-you.</marzipan><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2101" end="2157" speaker="sfx">techno music</line>
<line start="2158" end="2173"><homestar>Hey Strong Bad.</homestar><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2174" end="2228"><strongbad>Homestar, get outta here! I'm doin my matin' dance.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2229" end="2261"><homestar>more, more...badges.</homestar><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2262" end="2270"><strongbad>What?</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2271" end="2306"><homestar>Because I got more badges than you.</homestar><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2307" end="2329"><strongbad>Homestar, are you asleep?</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2330" end="2364"><homestar>Because I sold more thin mints than you.</homestar><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2365" end="2412"><strongbad>Homestar, are you asleep and dreaming you're a girl scout?</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2413" end="2449"><homestar>No Ma'am, Troop Beverly Hills.</homestar><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2450" end="2516"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And at some point during the night, we all get 'treated' to Coach Z attempting to freestyle.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2517" end="2593"><coachz>One two one two, 'bout to freestyle... One two? One two?</coachz><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2594" end="2625"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I mean... count to two over and over again.</strongbad><coachz>Ha, one two one two!</coachz><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2626" end="2660"><coachz>Here i go! One two.</coachz><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2661" end="2737"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And no night at the cloughb would be complete, without me getting tossed out on my leopard print hinders.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2738" end="2751" speaker="sfx">techno music</line>
<line start="2752" end="2795"><strongbad>It's not my fault! It's those light-èd floors!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2796" end="2834"><strongbad>I think my pants are mysteriously drawn to them!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2835" end="2851" speaker="sfx">techno music</line>
<line start="2852" end="2886" speaker="strongbad">So that's the nightlife around here, Soma.</line>
<line start="2887" end="2977" speaker="strongbad">Of course, there's also the pour rotten milk on Marzipan's prized petunias while she's asleep variety of nightlife as well,</line>
<line start="2978" end="3021" speaker="strongbad">but that's another email, for another time.</line>
<line start="3022" end="3076" speaker="strongbad">This has been Strong Bad, with Strong Bad E-mail One Eighty-Five.</line>
<line start="3077" end="3090" speaker="strongbad">Thanks for listening.</line>
<line start="3091" end="3124" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
<line start="3126" end="3169" speaker="announcer">Mmmintroducing the Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt.</line>
<line start="3170" end="3220" speaker="announcer">Because you people stopped buying the Crispy Chicken Melt.</line>
<line start="3227" end="3283" speaker="kingoftown">I call to order this meeting of Club Technochocolate.</line>
<line start="3284" end="3360" speaker="kingoftown">As you can see here, I dipped this motherboard in 70% cacao.</line>
<line start="3362" end="3375" speaker="sfx">crickets</line>
<line start="3376" end="3429"><homestar>Okay, girls. We're stuck in the woods, with no troop leader.</homestar><sfx>crickets</sfx></line>
<line start="3430" end="3472"><homestar>It's time to decide who we eat first.</homestar><sfx>crickets</sfx></line>
<line start="3473" end="3484" speaker="sfx">crickets</line>
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ZanderSchubert — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:47:46 GMT

ZanderSchubert: New page: {{subtitles|nightlife}} <pre> <?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail185.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="16" end="87" speaker="strongb...

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<line start="16" end="87" speaker="strongbad">Another week, another email scandal! Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle!</line>
<line start="88" end="109" speaker="strongbad">Hey mer S to the B</line>
<line start="110" end="147" speaker="strongbad">I was wondering what the nightlife is like in strongbadia?</line>
<line start="148" end="190" speaker="strongbad">What kinda hip clubs and fun hotspots are there to check out?</line>
<line start="191" end="217" speaker="strongbad">Soma-keenda-gooay</line>
<line start="218" end="254" speaker="strongbad">Josh CO! Makers of funny products and funnier slogans.</line>
<line start="255" end="293" speaker="strongbad">Well, we only have one real fun hotspot.</line>
<line start="294" end="341" speaker="strongbad">As you may well have already guessed, I am of course talking about</line>
<line start="342" end="360"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Carrot and Kazoo Hill.</strongbad><sfx>crickets</sfx></line>
<line start="361" end="400" speaker="sfx">crickets</line>
<line start="401" end="420"><homestar>Whee.</homestar><sfx>crickets</sfx></line>
<line start="421" end="448"><strongsad>Good times.</strongsad><sfx>crickets</sfx></line>
<line start="449" end="492" speaker="strongbad">Man, the hill was jumpin' that night!</line>
<line start="493" end="552" speaker="strongbad">As far as clubs go, Club Technochocolate is about as kinda hip as it gets!</line>
<line start="553" end="577" speaker="strongbad">Some towns have party clubs, but we've got our very own bonafide pwawty cloughb!</line>
<line start="578" end="619"><strongbad>Some towns have party clubs, but we've got our very own bonafide pwawty cloughb!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="620" end="634" speaker="sfx">techno music</line>
<line start="635" end="689"><strongbad>When i'm going out to the cloughb, I always like to take off my best shirt!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="690" end="703"><sfx>rip!</sfx><strongbad sfx="sfx">Huah!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="704" end="712"><sfx>spraying sound</sfx><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="713" end="758"><strongsad>Strong Bad, are you putting on body spray?</strongsad><sfx>spraying sound</sfx><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="759" end="793"><strongbad>Shut up! Guys don't wear body spray.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="794" end="813"><strongbad>This is uh...</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="814" end="871"><strongbad>the blood... of slain... warrior... mammoths.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="872" end="920"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Of course, the cloughb only lets the freshest clientèle inside.</strongbad><sfx>spraying sound</sfx><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="921" end="961"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">But my name has been laser-etched into the guest list by now.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="962" end="983"><strongmad>NAME PLEASE!</strongmad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="984" end="1031"><strongbad>Come on, man, drop the act! I've gotta get into the party cloughb.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1032" end="1068"><strongmad>YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST!</strongmad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1069" end="1114"><strongbad>The list?! You're looking at a greasy bag of fast food!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1115" end="1154"><strongmad>DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF!</strongmad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1155" end="1215"><strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongbad><strongmad>Wait, what? Strong Mad, did you just make a joke?!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1216" end="1254"><strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongbad><strongmad>That was pretty good! Now hows about letting me in?</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1255" end="1273"><strongmad>NAME PLEASE!</strongmad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1274" end="1328"><strongbad>Uh... Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. Johnson.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1329" end="1376"><strongmad>NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. JOHNSON!</strongmad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1377" end="1531" speaker="sfx">techno music</line>
<line start="1532" end="1582"><bubs>Well if it isn't my main man Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt.</bubs><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1583" end="1620"><strongbad>I need the brightest, glowiest drink in the house.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1621" end="1653"><bubs>How about a nice Pink Elephant Pants?</bubs><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1654" end="1673"><strongbad>I'll take it!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1674" end="1703"><bubs>That'll be $17.50.</bubs><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1704" end="1735"><strongbad>Woah! You guys must be having a sale!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1736" end="1774"><marzipan>You don't look like you're having very much fun, Strong Sad.</marzipan><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1775" end="1805"><strongsad>Oh I'm having a great time.</strongsad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1806" end="1870"><strongsad>This is my favorite club to go to, and not dance.</strongsad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1871" end="1928"><strongsad>Sometimes I'll even think about dancing, and then not dance.</strongsad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1929" end="2051"><strongsad>And if I'm feeling really crazy, I'll actually get out on the dance floor and bust some fresh not-dancing.</strongsad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2052" end="2100"><marzipan>Then how about I start busting some fresh not-hanging-out-with-you.</marzipan><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2101" end="2157" speaker="sfx">techno music</line>
<line start="2158" end="2173"><homestar>Hey Strong Bad.</homestar><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2174" end="2228"><strongbad>Homestar, get outta here! I'm doin my matin' dance.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2229" end="2261"><homestar>more, more...badges.</homestar><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2262" end="2270"><strongbad>What?</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2271" end="2306"><homestar>Because I got more badges than you.</homestar><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2307" end="2329"><strongbad>Homestar, are you asleep?</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2330" end="2364"><homestar>Because I sold more thin mints than you.</homestar><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2365" end="2412"><strongbad>Homestar, are you asleep and dreaming you're a girl scout?</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2413" end="2449"><homestar>No Ma'am, Troop Beverly Hills.</homestar><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2450" end="2516"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And at some point during the night, we all get 'treated' to Coach Z attempting to freestyle.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2517" end="2593"><coachz>One two one two, 'bout to freestyle... One two? One two?</coachz><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2594" end="2625"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I mean... count to two over and over again.</strongbad><coachz>Ha, one two one two!</coachz><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2626" end="2660"><coachz>Here i go! One two.</coachz><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2661" end="2737"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And no night at the cloughb would be complete, without me getting tossed out on my leopard print hinders.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2738" end="2751" speaker="sfx">techno music</line>
<line start="2752" end="2795"><strongbad>It's not my fault! It's those light-èd floors!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2796" end="2834"><strongbad>I think my pants are mysteriously drawn to them!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2835" end="2851" speaker="sfx">techno music</line>
<line start="2852" end="2886" speaker="strongbad">So that's the nightlife around here, Soma.</line>
<line start="2887" end="2977" speaker="strongbad">Of course, there's also the pour rotten milk on Marzipan's prized petunias while she's asleep variety of nightlife as well,</line>
<line start="2978" end="3021" speaker="strongbad">but that's another email, for another time.</line>
<line start="3022" end="3076" speaker="strongbad">This has been Strong Bad, with Strong Bad E-mail One Eighty-Five.</line>
<line start="3077" end="3090" speaker="strongbad">Thanks for listening.</line>
<line start="3091" end="3124" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
<line start="3126" end="3484" speaker="text">Subtitles for the Easter Eggs are still being written...</line>
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ZanderSchubert — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 06:51:05 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Not Charlotte, not NC... again (damned cache!)

{{subtitles|diorama}}
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<line start="17" end="79" speaker="strongbad">I baked you this special email! It has... raisins.</line>
<line start="80" end="93" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="94" end="139" speaker="strongbad">"I have to do some crappy, really stupid diorama this year.</line>
<line start="140" end="209" speaker="strongbad">"I want it to be bloody and gory, but it has to be "Middle School Appropriate," or whatever.</line>
<line start="210" end="224" speaker="strongbad">"Got any tips?</line>
<line start="225" end="259" speaker="strongbad">"Molly T., Charlotte, Not Charlotte."</line>
<line start="260" end="283" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, It's like you're no place!</line>
<line start="284" end="387" speaker="strongbad">So you're telling me that Ms. Charbroiledburger, or whoever actually told you to make a crappy, really stupid diorama for an assignment?</line>
<line start="388" end="415" speaker="strongbad">Now that's what I call edjakashun!!</line>
<line start="416" end="482" speaker="strongbad">No sense in thinking about this one until you're on the bus on the way to school the morning it's due.</line>
<line start="483" end="527" speaker="strongbad">Then it's time to whip out my old standby-orama:</line>
<line start="528" end="575" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Whimsical World of School Supplies!</line>
<line start="576" end="611" speaker="strongbad">But dioramas shouldn't be wasted, Mollyman.</line>
<line start="612" end="719" speaker="strongbad">This is probably the only school-approved opportunity to melt small plastic animals and shame our beloved literary characters that you're ever gonna get.</line>
<line start="720" end="759" speaker="strongbad">I say embrace it! I say deface it!!</line>
<line start="760" end="773" speaker="strongbad">Here are my tips:</line>
<line start="774" end="835" speaker="strongbad">first off, behind every good diorama is an even gooder shoebox.</line>
<line start="836" end="883" speaker="strongbad">So unless you wanna get called The Stride-Rite Kid for the rest of your life,</line>
<line start="884" end="933" speaker="strongbad">you better go buy a pair of the coolest, most expensive shoes on the market.</line>
<line start="934" end="942" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="943" end="1004" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or at least modify a box of cheapo, generico shoes to look expensive.</line>
<line start="1013" end="1034" speaker="strongbad">Now let's talk about topics.</line>
<line start="1035" end="1106" speaker="strongbad">If the assignment calls for a science diorama, just slap some glue on some cotton balls and BANG!</line>
<line start="1107" end="1144" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1145" end="1156" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1157" end="1170" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1171" end="1179" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1180" end="1192" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1193" end="1214" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But if you're out of cotton balls,</line>
<line start="1215" end="1264" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">real chunks of the King of Town's beard make a great substitute.</line>
<line start="1265" end="1322" speaker="kingoftown">To be fair, I did eat all the cotton balls.</line>
<line start="1323" end="1381" speaker="strongbad">If you need to make some historical diorama, there's only one way to go:</line>
<line start="1382" end="1417" speaker="strongbad">presidential assassinations.</line>
<line start="1418" end="1464" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You can immortalize such tragic moments in U.S. history as...</line>
<line start="1465" end="1495" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">the robot that effortlessly offed Jimmy Carter.</line>
<line start="1496" end="1511"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">the robot that effortlessly offed Jimmy Carter.</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sounds</sfx></line>
<line start="1512" end="1543"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And if it's a book report diorama you're doing,</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sound</sfx></line>
<line start="1544" end="1602" speaker="strongbad">the easiest way to get around reading an actual book is to make one up yourself!</line>
<line start="1603" end="1638" speaker="strongbad">I can't tell you how many dioramas I got out of</line>
<line start="1639" end="1680" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The King Of Town's Adventures in Giant Cockroachland! Books I through VII.</line>
<line start="1681" end="1700" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The King Of Town's Adventures in Giant Cockroachland! Books I through VII.</line>
<line start="1701" end="1767" speaker="strongbad">Though with the internet, it's probably easier for teachers to check your sources than in my day.</line>
<line start="1768" end="1799" speaker="strongbad">To get away with that now, you'd also have to make</line>
<line start="1800" end="1845" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">a fake website for the book, and the author, and the publisher,</line>
<line start="1846" end="1899" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and just to be safe, maybe go ahead and actually write the book.</line>
<line start="1900" end="1934" speaker="strongbad">Man. It's gotten so hard to cheat these days!</line>
<line start="1935" end="1965" speaker="thecheat">agreeing The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1966" end="2009" speaker="strongbad">Finally, let me address your concerns about blood and gore.</line>
<line start="2010" end="2095" speaker="strongbad">There's an easy loophole to exploit here, Molly. A little something I like to call... uh-dinosaurs.</line>
<line start="2096" end="2166" speaker="strongbad">No teacher can argue, that an Allosaurus tearing apart its prey is bound to be pretty gruesome.</line>
<line start="2167" end="2231" speaker="strongbad" vocieover="voiceover">And if that prey just happens to be the signers of The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo,</line>
<line start="2232" end="2259" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">well that's bound to be pretty messed up too.</line>
<line start="2260" end="2307" speaker="strongbad">Oh man, that is too awesome. I gotta get in on that action.</line>
<line start="2308" end="2366" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, take that, Nicholas Trist, representative for president James K. Polk!</line>
<line start="2367" end="2424" speaker="strongbad">I'll teach you to mess with my Rio Grande! And my Rio Bravo!</line>
<line start="2425" end="2463" speaker="strongbad">Well Mollybdenum, you think you got enough to go on?</line>
<line start="2464" end="2497" speaker="strongbad">You're gonna dioRAM their socks off!</line>
<line start="2498" end="2571" speaker="strongbad">Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go help that robot vaporize The Old Public Functionary!</line>
<line start="2572" end="2584" speaker="sfx">The Geddup Noise</line>
<line start="2585" end="2629"><strongbad>Come on, Boltotron! Hit him with the Byoo-Cannon!</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sounds</sfx></line>
<line start="2630" end="2658"><strongbad>Byoo byo-byoo byoo byo-byo-byoo!</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sounds</sfx></line>
<line start="2659" end="2688" speaker="newpaper">shuffling sound</line>
<line start="2694" end="2751" speaker="coachz">Well hey there Ronmartin Realdude, It's the big Z.</line>
<line start="2752" end="2791" speaker="coachz">Just giving you a call on my new cell phone.</line>
<line start="2792" end="2810" speaker="coachz">What's that you say?</line>
<line start="2811" end="2899" speaker="coachz">Well I sure am flattered Ronmartin, but I've already got a gorgeous girlfriend name o' Marzipan.</line>
<line start="2926" end="2983" speaker="cardgage">Oh. Hello-quialism. Who are these guys?</line>
<line start="2984" end="3064" speaker="announcer">All new 2008 Air Cardgage! Only 249.99.99.99! Only at Styles Upon Styles!</line>
<line start="3065" end="3110" speaker="cardgage">This is not what I sagged on for.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

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ZanderSchubert — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 06:48:52 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Done eggs

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<line start="17" end="79" speaker="strongbad">I baked you this special email! It has... raisins.</line>
<line start="80" end="93" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="94" end="139" speaker="strongbad">"I have to do some crappy, really stupid diorama this year.</line>
<line start="140" end="209" speaker="strongbad">"I want it to be bloody and gory, but it has to be "Middle School Appropriate," or whatever.</line>
<line start="210" end="224" speaker="strongbad">"Got any tips?</line>
<line start="225" end="259" speaker="strongbad">"Molly T., Charlotte, N.C."</line>
<line start="260" end="283" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, It's like you're no place!</line>
<line start="284" end="387" speaker="strongbad">So you're telling me that Ms. Charbroiledburger, or whoever actually told you to make a crappy, really stupid diorama for an assignment?</line>
<line start="388" end="415" speaker="strongbad">Now that's what I call edjakashun!!</line>
<line start="416" end="482" speaker="strongbad">No sense in thinking about this one until you're on the bus on the way to school the morning it's due.</line>
<line start="483" end="527" speaker="strongbad">Then it's time to whip out my old standby-orama:</line>
<line start="528" end="575" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Whimsical World of School Supplies!</line>
<line start="576" end="611" speaker="strongbad">But dioramas shouldn't be wasted, Mollyman.</line>
<line start="612" end="719" speaker="strongbad">This is probably the only school-approved opportunity to melt small plastic animals and shame our beloved literary characters that you're ever gonna get.</line>
<line start="720" end="759" speaker="strongbad">I say embrace it! I say deface it!!</line>
<line start="760" end="773" speaker="strongbad">Here are my tips:</line>
<line start="774" end="835" speaker="strongbad">first off, behind every good diorama is an even gooder shoebox.</line>
<line start="836" end="883" speaker="strongbad">So unless you wanna get called The Stride-Rite Kid for the rest of your life,</line>
<line start="884" end="933" speaker="strongbad">you better go buy a pair of the coolest, most expensive shoes on the market.</line>
<line start="934" end="942" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="943" end="1004" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or at least modify a box of cheapo, generico shoes to look expensive.</line>
<line start="1013" end="1034" speaker="strongbad">Now let's talk about topics.</line>
<line start="1035" end="1106" speaker="strongbad">If the assignment calls for a science diorama, just slap some glue on some cotton balls and BANG!</line>
<line start="1107" end="1144" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1145" end="1156" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1157" end="1170" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1171" end="1179" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1180" end="1192" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1193" end="1214" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But if you're out of cotton balls,</line>
<line start="1215" end="1264" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">real chunks of the King of Town's beard make a great substitute.</line>
<line start="1265" end="1322" speaker="kingoftown">To be fair, I did eat all the cotton balls.</line>
<line start="1323" end="1381" speaker="strongbad">If you need to make some historical diorama, there's only one way to go:</line>
<line start="1382" end="1417" speaker="strongbad">presidential assassinations.</line>
<line start="1418" end="1464" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You can immortalize such tragic moments in U.S. history as...</line>
<line start="1465" end="1495" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">the robot that effortlessly offed Jimmy Carter.</line>
<line start="1496" end="1511"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">the robot that effortlessly offed Jimmy Carter.</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sounds</sfx></line>
<line start="1512" end="1543"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And if it's a book report diorama you're doing,</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sound</sfx></line>
<line start="1544" end="1602" speaker="strongbad">the easiest way to get around reading an actual book is to make one up yourself!</line>
<line start="1603" end="1638" speaker="strongbad">I can't tell you how many dioramas I got out of</line>
<line start="1639" end="1680" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The King Of Town's Adventures in Giant Cockroachland! Books I through VII.</line>
<line start="1681" end="1700" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The King Of Town's Adventures in Giant Cockroachland! Books I through VII.</line>
<line start="1701" end="1767" speaker="strongbad">Though with the internet, it's probably easier for teachers to check your sources than in my day.</line>
<line start="1768" end="1799" speaker="strongbad">To get away with that now, you'd also have to make</line>
<line start="1800" end="1845" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">a fake website for the book, and the author, and the publisher,</line>
<line start="1846" end="1899" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and just to be safe, maybe go ahead and actually write the book.</line>
<line start="1900" end="1934" speaker="strongbad">Man. It's gotten so hard to cheat these days!</line>
<line start="1935" end="1965" speaker="thecheat">agreeing The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1966" end="2009" speaker="strongbad">Finally, let me address your concerns about blood and gore.</line>
<line start="2010" end="2095" speaker="strongbad">There's an easy loophole to exploit here, Molly. A little something I like to call... uh-dinosaurs.</line>
<line start="2096" end="2166" speaker="strongbad">No teacher can argue, that an Allosaurus tearing apart its prey is bound to be pretty gruesome.</line>
<line start="2167" end="2231" speaker="strongbad" vocieover="voiceover">And if that prey just happens to be the signers of The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo,</line>
<line start="2232" end="2259" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">well that's bound to be pretty messed up too.</line>
<line start="2260" end="2307" speaker="strongbad">Oh man, that is too awesome. I gotta get in on that action.</line>
<line start="2308" end="2366" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, take that, Nicholas Trist, representative for president James K. Polk!</line>
<line start="2367" end="2424" speaker="strongbad">I'll teach you to mess with my Rio Grande! And my Rio Bravo!</line>
<line start="2425" end="2463" speaker="strongbad">Well Mollybdenum, you think you got enough to go on?</line>
<line start="2464" end="2497" speaker="strongbad">You're gonna dioRAM their socks off!</line>
<line start="2498" end="2571" speaker="strongbad">Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go help that robot vaporize The Old Public Functionary!</line>
<line start="2572" end="2584" speaker="sfx">The Geddup Noise</line>
<line start="2585" end="2629"><strongbad>Come on, Boltotron! Hit him with the Byoo-Cannon!</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sounds</sfx></line>
<line start="2630" end="2658"><strongbad>Byoo byo-byoo byoo byo-byo-byoo!</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sounds</sfx></line>
<line start="2659" end="2688" speaker="newpaper">shuffling sound</line>
<line start="2694" end="2751" speaker="coachz">Well hey there Ronmartin Realdude, It's the big Z.</line>
<line start="2752" end="2791" speaker="coachz">Just giving you a call on my new cell phone.</line>
<line start="2792" end="2810" speaker="coachz">What's that you say?</line>
<line start="2811" end="2899" speaker="coachz">Well I sure am flattered Ronmartin, but I've already got a gorgeous girlfriend name o' Marzipan.</line>
<line start="2926" end="2983" speaker="cardgage">Oh. Hello-quialism. Who are these guys?</line>
<line start="2984" end="3064" speaker="announcer">All new 2008 Air Cardgage! Only 249.99.99.99! Only at Styles Upon Styles!</line>
<line start="3065" end="3110" speaker="cardgage">This is not what I sagged on for.</line>
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ZanderSchubert — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 06:39:11 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Not Charlotte, not NC...

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<line start="17" end="79" speaker="strongbad">I baked you this special email! It has... raisins.</line>
<line start="80" end="93" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="94" end="139" speaker="strongbad">"I have to do some crappy, really stupid diorama this year.</line>
<line start="140" end="209" speaker="strongbad">"I want it to be bloody and gory, but it has to be "Middle School Appropriate," or whatever.</line>
<line start="210" end="224" speaker="strongbad">"Got any tips?</line>
<line start="225" end="259" speaker="strongbad">"Molly T., Charlotte, Not Charlotte."</line>
<line start="260" end="283" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, It's like you're no place!</line>
<line start="284" end="387" speaker="strongbad">So you're telling me that Ms. Charbroiledburger, or whoever actually told you to make a crappy, really stupid diorama for an assignment?</line>
<line start="388" end="415" speaker="strongbad">Now that's what I call edjakashun!!</line>
<line start="416" end="482" speaker="strongbad">No sense in thinking about this one until you're on the bus on the way to school the morning it's due.</line>
<line start="483" end="527" speaker="strongbad">Then it's time to whip out my old standby-orama:</line>
<line start="528" end="575" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Whimsical World of School Supplies!</line>
<line start="576" end="611" speaker="strongbad">But dioramas shouldn't be wasted, Mollyman.</line>
<line start="612" end="719" speaker="strongbad">This is probably the only school-approved opportunity to melt small plastic animals and shame our beloved literary characters that you're ever gonna get.</line>
<line start="720" end="759" speaker="strongbad">I say embrace it! I say deface it!!</line>
<line start="760" end="773" speaker="strongbad">Here are my tips:</line>
<line start="774" end="835" speaker="strongbad">first off, behind every good diorama is an even gooder shoebox.</line>
<line start="836" end="883" speaker="strongbad">So unless you wanna get called The Stride-Rite Kid for the rest of your life,</line>
<line start="884" end="933" speaker="strongbad">you better go buy a pair of the coolest, most expensive shoes on the market.</line>
<line start="934" end="942" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="943" end="1004" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or at least modify a box of cheapo, generico shoes to look expensive.</line>
<line start="1013" end="1034" speaker="strongbad">Now let's talk about topics.</line>
<line start="1035" end="1106" speaker="strongbad">If the assignment calls for a science diorama, just slap some glue on some cotton balls and BANG!</line>
<line start="1107" end="1144" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1145" end="1156" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1157" end="1170" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1171" end="1179" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1180" end="1192" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1193" end="1214" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But if you're out of cotton balls,</line>
<line start="1215" end="1264" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">real chunks of the King of Town's beard make a great substitute.</line>
<line start="1265" end="1322" speaker="kingoftown">To be fair, I did eat all the cotton balls.</line>
<line start="1323" end="1381" speaker="strongbad">If you need to make some historical diorama, there's only one way to go:</line>
<line start="1382" end="1417" speaker="strongbad">presidential assassinations.</line>
<line start="1418" end="1464" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You can immortalize such tragic moments in U.S. history as...</line>
<line start="1465" end="1495" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">the robot that effortlessly offed Jimmy Carter.</line>
<line start="1496" end="1511"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">the robot that effortlessly offed Jimmy Carter.</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sounds</sfx></line>
<line start="1512" end="1543"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And if it's a book report diorama you're doing,</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sound</sfx></line>
<line start="1544" end="1602" speaker="strongbad">the easiest way to get around reading an actual book is to make one up yourself!</line>
<line start="1603" end="1638" speaker="strongbad">I can't tell you how many dioramas I got out of</line>
<line start="1639" end="1680" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The King Of Town's Adventures in Giant Cockroachland! Books I through VII.</line>
<line start="1681" end="1700" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The King Of Town's Adventures in Giant Cockroachland! Books I through VII.</line>
<line start="1701" end="1767" speaker="strongbad">Though with the internet, it's probably easier for teachers to check your sources than in my day.</line>
<line start="1768" end="1799" speaker="strongbad">To get away with that now, you'd also have to make</line>
<line start="1800" end="1845" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">a fake website for the book, and the author, and the publisher,</line>
<line start="1846" end="1899" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and just to be safe, maybe go ahead and actually write the book.</line>
<line start="1900" end="1934" speaker="strongbad">Man. It's gotten so hard to cheat these days!</line>
<line start="1935" end="1965" speaker="thecheat">agreeing The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1966" end="2009" speaker="strongbad">Finally, let me address your concerns about blood and gore.</line>
<line start="2010" end="2095" speaker="strongbad">There's an easy loophole to exploit here, Molly. A little something I like to call... uh-dinosaurs.</line>
<line start="2096" end="2166" speaker="strongbad">No teacher can argue, that an Allosaurus tearing apart its prey is bound to be pretty gruesome.</line>
<line start="2167" end="2231" speaker="strongbad" vocieover="voiceover">And if that prey just happens to be the signers of The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo,</line>
<line start="2232" end="2259" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">well that's bound to be pretty messed up too.</line>
<line start="2260" end="2307" speaker="strongbad">Oh man, that is too awesome. I gotta get in on that action.</line>
<line start="2308" end="2366" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, take that, Nicholas Trist, representative for president James K. Polk!</line>
<line start="2367" end="2424" speaker="strongbad">I'll teach you to mess with my Rio Grande! And my Rio Bravo!</line>
<line start="2425" end="2463" speaker="strongbad">Well Mollybdenum, you think you got enough to go on?</line>
<line start="2464" end="2497" speaker="strongbad">You're gonna dioRAM their socks off!</line>
<line start="2498" end="2571" speaker="strongbad">Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go help that robot vaporize The Old Public Functionary!</line>
<line start="2572" end="2584" speaker="sfx">The Geddup Noise</line>
<line start="2585" end="2629"><strongbad>Come on, Boltotron! Hit him with the Byoo-Cannon!</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sounds</sfx></line>
<line start="2630" end="2658"><strongbad>Byoo byo-byoo byoo byo-byo-byoo!</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sounds</sfx></line>
<line start="2659" end="2688" speaker="newpaper">shuffling sound</line>
<line start="2689" end="4000" speaker="text">Currently working on subtitles for the Easter Eggs.</line>
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ZanderSchubert — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 06:37:33 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Up until eggs

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<line start="17" end="79" speaker="strongbad">I baked you this special email! It has... raisins.</line>
<line start="80" end="93" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="94" end="139" speaker="strongbad">"I have to do some crappy, really stupid diorama this year.</line>
<line start="140" end="209" speaker="strongbad">"I want it to be bloody and gory, but it has to be "Middle School Appropriate," or whatever.</line>
<line start="210" end="224" speaker="strongbad">"Got any tips?</line>
<line start="225" end="259" speaker="strongbad">"Molly T., Charlotte, N.C."</line>
<line start="260" end="283" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, It's like you're no place!</line>
<line start="284" end="387" speaker="strongbad">So you're telling me that Ms. Charbroiledburger, or whoever actually told you to make a crappy, really stupid diorama for an assignment?</line>
<line start="388" end="415" speaker="strongbad">Now that's what I call edjakashun!!</line>
<line start="416" end="482" speaker="strongbad">No sense in thinking about this one until you're on the bus on the way to school the morning it's due.</line>
<line start="483" end="527" speaker="strongbad">Then it's time to whip out my old standby-orama:</line>
<line start="528" end="575" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Whimsical World of School Supplies!</line>
<line start="576" end="611" speaker="strongbad">But dioramas shouldn't be wasted, Mollyman.</line>
<line start="612" end="719" speaker="strongbad">This is probably the only school-approved opportunity to melt small plastic animals and shame our beloved literary characters that you're ever gonna get.</line>
<line start="720" end="759" speaker="strongbad">I say embrace it! I say deface it!!</line>
<line start="760" end="773" speaker="strongbad">Here are my tips:</line>
<line start="774" end="835" speaker="strongbad">first off, behind every good diorama is an even gooder shoebox.</line>
<line start="836" end="883" speaker="strongbad">So unless you wanna get called The Stride-Rite Kid for the rest of your life,</line>
<line start="884" end="933" speaker="strongbad">you better go buy a pair of the coolest, most expensive shoes on the market.</line>
<line start="934" end="942" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="943" end="1004" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or at least modify a box of cheapo, generico shoes to look expensive.</line>
<line start="1013" end="1034" speaker="strongbad">Now let's talk about topics.</line>
<line start="1035" end="1106" speaker="strongbad">If the assignment calls for a science diorama, just slap some glue on some cotton balls and BANG!</line>
<line start="1107" end="1144" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1145" end="1156" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1157" end="1170" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1171" end="1179" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1180" end="1192" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The effects of cumulonimbus clouds on sheep, snowmen, aaaaand... cotton... balls.</line>
<line start="1193" end="1214" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But if you're out of cotton balls,</line>
<line start="1215" end="1264" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">real chunks of the King of Town's beard make a great substitute.</line>
<line start="1265" end="1322" speaker="kingoftown">To be fair, I did eat all the cotton balls.</line>
<line start="1323" end="1381" speaker="strongbad">If you need to make some historical diorama, there's only one way to go:</line>
<line start="1382" end="1417" speaker="strongbad">presidential assassinations.</line>
<line start="1418" end="1464" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You can immortalize such tragic moments in U.S. history as...</line>
<line start="1465" end="1495" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">the robot that effortlessly offed Jimmy Carter.</line>
<line start="1496" end="1511"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">the robot that effortlessly offed Jimmy Carter.</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sounds</sfx></line>
<line start="1512" end="1543"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And if it's a book report diorama you're doing,</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sound</sfx></line>
<line start="1544" end="1602" speaker="strongbad">the easiest way to get around reading an actual book is to make one up yourself!</line>
<line start="1603" end="1638" speaker="strongbad">I can't tell you how many dioramas I got out of</line>
<line start="1639" end="1680" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The King Of Town's Adventures in Giant Cockroachland! Books I through VII.</line>
<line start="1681" end="1700" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The King Of Town's Adventures in Giant Cockroachland! Books I through VII.</line>
<line start="1701" end="1767" speaker="strongbad">Though with the internet, it's probably easier for teachers to check your sources than in my day.</line>
<line start="1768" end="1799" speaker="strongbad">To get away with that now, you'd also have to make</line>
<line start="1800" end="1845" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">a fake website for the book, and the author, and the publisher,</line>
<line start="1846" end="1899" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and just to be safe, maybe go ahead and actually write the book.</line>
<line start="1900" end="1934" speaker="strongbad">Man. It's gotten so hard to cheat these days!</line>
<line start="1935" end="1965" speaker="thecheat">agreeing The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1966" end="2009" speaker="strongbad">Finally, let me address your concerns about blood and gore.</line>
<line start="2010" end="2095" speaker="strongbad">There's an easy loophole to exploit here, Molly. A little something I like to call... uh-dinosaurs.</line>
<line start="2096" end="2166" speaker="strongbad">No teacher can argue, that an Allosaurus tearing apart its prey is bound to be pretty gruesome.</line>
<line start="2167" end="2231" speaker="strongbad" vocieover="voiceover">And if that prey just happens to be the signers of The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo,</line>
<line start="2232" end="2259" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">well that's bound to be pretty messed up too.</line>
<line start="2260" end="2307" speaker="strongbad">Oh man, that is too awesome. I gotta get in on that action.</line>
<line start="2308" end="2366" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, take that, Nicholas Trist, representative for president James K. Polk!</line>
<line start="2367" end="2424" speaker="strongbad">I'll teach you to mess with my Rio Grande! And my Rio Bravo!</line>
<line start="2425" end="2463" speaker="strongbad">Well Mollybdenum, you think you got enough to go on?</line>
<line start="2464" end="2497" speaker="strongbad">You're gonna dioRAM their socks off!</line>
<line start="2498" end="2571" speaker="strongbad">Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go help that robot vaporize The Old Public Functionary!</line>
<line start="2572" end="2584" speaker="sfx">The Geddup Noise</line>
<line start="2585" end="2629"><strongbad>Come on, Boltotron! Hit him with the Byoo-Cannon!</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sounds</sfx></line>
<line start="2630" end="2658"><strongbad>Byoo byo-byoo byoo byo-byo-byoo!</strongbad><sfx>computer-like sounds</sfx></line>
<line start="2659" end="2688" speaker="newpaper">shuffling sound</line>
<line start="2689" end="4000" speaker="text">Currently working on subtitles for the Easter Eggs.</line>
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ZanderSchubert — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:30:31 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Starting page

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<line start="1" end="100" speaker="text">These subtitles are a work in progress: we'll update them as we go.</line>
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Subtitles:ween07/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:26:28 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Done non-Homsar Easter Eggs - completed subtitles

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<line start="25" end="37" speaker="strongmad">Uhhh...?</line>
<line start="39" end="46" speaker="strongmad">Dah!</line>
<line start="50" end="58" speaker="strongmad">Daah?</line>
<line start="59" end="83" speaker="strongmad">I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!</line>
<line start="84" end="100"><strongmad>I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!</strongmad><sfx>spooky music</sfx></line>
<line start="101" end="134" speaker="sfx">spooky music</line>
<line start="135" end="152"><painting voiceover="voiceover">Come on in heeeeeere!</painting><sfx>spooky music</sfx></line>
<line start="153" end="167"><strongmad>DAAAAAH! JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE!!!</strongmad><sfx>spooky music</sfx><sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="168" end="211"><strongmad>DAAAAAH! JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE!!!</strongmad><sfx>spooky music</sfx></line>
<line start="212" end="230"><sfx>spooky music</sfx><sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="231" end="241" ><sfx>spooky music</sfx></line>
<line start="242" end="256"><sfx>spooky music</sfx><sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="257" end="271"><sfx>spooky music</sfx></line>
<line start="272" end="286"><sfx>spooky music</sfx><sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="287" end="306"><sfx>spooky music</sfx></line>
<line start="307" end="313" speaker="sfx">thunderclap</line>
<line start="314" end="321" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="324" end="350" speaker="strongbad">Aw, he looks adorable!</line>
<line start="351" end="367" speaker="strongbad">Get a picture! Get a picture!</line>
<line start="368" end="374" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="375" end="382" speaker="thecheat">Camera-like click</line>
<line start="383" end="395" speaker="strongbad">That's a keeper!</line>
<line start="396" end="410" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="411" end="451" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I dunno where Strong Mad is. You'd better go check on him.</line>
<line start="452" end="462" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="464" end="511" speaker="strongbad">Make sure he didn't get into our stash of razor blade candy apples again!</line>
<line start="539" end="550" speaker="strongbad">I hate you.</line>
<line start="562" end="590" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="592" end="610"><sfx>thunderclap</sfx><strongmad volume=".7">JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE...</strongmad></line>
<line start="611" end="629"><thecheat>scream in The Cheat</thecheat><strongmad volume=".7">JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE...</strongmad></line>
<line start="630" end="642" speaker="strongmad" volume=".7">JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE...</line>
<line start="643" end="661"><painting>Come on in heeeeeere!</painting><strongmad volume=".7">JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE...</strongmad></line>
<line start="662" end="673"><sfx>thunderclap</sfx><thecheat>creeped-out The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongmad volume=".7">JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE...</strongmad></line>
<line start="674" end="699"><thecheat>creeped-out The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongmad volume=".7">JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE...</strongmad></line>
<line start="700" end="719" speaker="marzipan"><sfx>strumming notes</sfx>E... A... B... G...</line>
<line start="720" end="736"><marzipan><sfx>strumming notes</sfx>E... A... B... G...</marzipan><sfx>phone rings</sfx></line>
<line start="737" end="753" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, could you get that?</line>
<line start="754" end="766" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">No way!</line>
<line start="767" end="779" speaker="sfx">phone rings</line>
<line start="780" end="819" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, I'm busy tuning my costume!</line>
<line start="820" end="834"><homestar voiceover="voiceover">And I'm busy not answering the phone!</homestar><sfx>phone rings</sfx></line>
<line start="835" end="855" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And I'm busy not answering the phone!</line>
<line start="856" end="863" speaker="marzipan">Humph.</line>
<line start="870" end="878" speaker="sfx">phone rings</line>
<line start="879" end="882" speaker="sfx">click!</line>
<line start="883" end="904" speaker="marzipan">Oh, great. You made me miss it.</line>
<line start="905" end="943" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Boo! This is Marzipan! Leave me a spooky message.</line>
<line start="944" end="951" speaker="sfx">beep!</line>
<line start="952" end="963" speaker="painting" voiceover="voiceover">Come on in heeeeeere!</line>
<line start="964" end="972"><painting voiceover="voiceover">Come on in heeeeeere!</painting><sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="973" end="989" speaker="marzipan">Aaaa-jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</line>
<line start="990" end="1023"><homestar>Marzipan! I'm done not answering the phone!</homestar><marzipan volume=".7">...jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</marzipan></line>
<line start="1024" end="1052"><homestar>Do you still need me to answer the phone?</homestar><marzipan volume=".7">...jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</marzipan></line>
<line start="1053" end="1083"><homestar>Marzipan? What are you doing?</homestar><marzipan volume=".7">...jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</marzipan></line>
<line start="1084" end="1104"><homestar>Are you playing a song?</homestar><marzipan volume=".7">...jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</marzipan></line>
<line start="1105" end="1144"><homestar>What is that? Raspberry Beret?</homestar><marzipan volume=".7">...jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</marzipan></line>
<line start="1145" end="1160"><homestar>Wait, what's that?</homestar><marzipan volume=".7">...jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</marzipan></line>
<line start="1161" end="1199"><homestar>You say you want me to go out by myself and leave you here?</homestar><marzipan volume=".7">...jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</marzipan></line>
<line start="1200" end="1235"><homestar>Okay, if you say so!</homestar><marzipan volume=".7">...jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</marzipan></line>
<line start="1236" end="1250" speaker="marzipan" volume=".7">...jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</line>
<line start="1251" end="1295" speaker="strongbad">And your stupid face! And your stupid face!</line>
<line start="1296" end="1299" speaker="strongbad">Oh!</line>
<line start="1300" end="1322" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Bad! Hey, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1323" end="1362" speaker="strongbad">Well, if it isn't the human grate-on-my nerves!</line>
<line start="1363" end="1405" speaker="strongbad">Don't you have an estranged girlfriend to be annoying somewhere?</line>
<line start="1406" end="1461" speaker="homestar">Nah, she's busy shimmyin' and shakin' and talkin' about giblets or something.</line>
<line start="1462" end="1517" speaker="strongbad">Giblets? Wait, Homestar, are you telling me that Marzipan has the jibblies?!</line>
<line start="1518" end="1557" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad, I think that's a bit of a personal question.</line>
<line start="1558" end="1593" speaker="strongbad">We gotta hurry! Strong Mad and The Cheat are in great...ve danger!</line>
<line start="1594" end="1613" speaker="strongbad">We gotta hurry! Strong Mad and The Cheat are in great...ve danger!</line>
<line start="1648" end="1664" speaker="homestar">I hate you, The Stick!</line>
<line start="1667" end="1674"><strongbad sfx="sfx">gasp!</strongbad><homestar sfx="sfx">gasp!</homestar></line>
<line start="1675" end="1713"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Oh no! We're snowed in!</strongbad><thecheat volume=".7">creeped-out The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongmad volume=".7">...JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE...</strongmad></line>
<line start="1714" end="1743"><strongbad>I mean, we're too late!</strongbad><thecheat volume=".7">creeped-out The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongmad volume=".7">...JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE...</strongmad></line>
<line start="1744" end="1769" speaker="strongbad">I know who's behind all this!</line>
<line start="1788" end="1814" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Who, Donkis is behind all this?</line>
<line start="1815" end="1859" speaker="strongbad">No, no, no, not Strong Mad's stuffed Dromeciomimus.</line>
<line start="1860" end="1934" speaker="strongbad">There's usually this really horrible painting in there of some kind of demon holding a torch.</line>
<line start="1935" end="1959" speaker="strongbad">Why is he holding that torch?!</line>
<line start="1960" end="1984" speaker="homestar">Oh, you mean the jibblies painting!</line>
<line start="1985" end="1998" speaker="strongbad">Wait, you know about it?</line>
<line start="1999" end="2040" speaker="homestar">Yeah! Brother called up Marzipan right before I ran into you!</line>
<line start="2041" end="2081" speaker="strongbad">Jibblies via phone line?! It's worse than I thought!</line>
<line start="2082" end="2106" speaker="homestar">The Donkis must be stopped!</line>
<line start="2114" end="2148" speaker="strongsad">Oh, the Clutch of Glaives!</line>
<line start="2149" end="2218" speaker="strongsad">That means you should start sending some hot chicks over to your dumpier friends!</line>
<line start="2232" end="2268" speaker="strongsad">Ooooh! And the Cult of Ray!</line>
<line start="2269" end="2330" speaker="strongsad">That means you should seriously stop hogging all the hot chicks!</line>
<line start="2333" end="2351" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="2352" end="2394" speaker="strongsad">Don't look at me! The cards to not lie!</line>
<line start="2408" end="2441" speaker="strongsad">Weird. I've never seen this one before!</line>
<line start="2442" end="2445" speaker="sfx">thunderclap</line>
<line start="2446" end="2464"><sfx>thunderclap</sfx><painting>Come on in heeeeeere!</painting></line>
<line start="2465" end="2509"><strongsad>Jibbliebbliebbliebbliebbliebblie...</strongsad><pompom>bubbles</pompom></line>
<line start="2510" end="2523" speaker="strongbad">Bubs! Bubs!</line>
<line start="2524" end="2565" speaker="strongbad">We're gonna need garlic, crosses, silver bullets, holy water,</line>
<line start="2566" end="2606" speaker="strongbad">and VHS copies of Pumpkinshead 2 through 4!</line>
<line start="2613" end="2619" speaker="strongbad">Bubs?</line>
<line start="2620" end="2630" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Jibblie!</line>
<line start="2631" end="2637" speaker="homestar">Bubs?!</line>
<line start="2638" end="2644" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Jibblie!</line>
<line start="2645" end="2662" speaker="homestar">We're snowed in again!</line>
<line start="2663" end="2669" speaker="bubs">Jibblie?</line>
<line start="2670" end="2693" speaker="strongbad">All right, Homestar. We're on our own.</line>
<line start="2694" end="2698" speaker="bubs">Jibblie!</line>
<line start="2699" end="2728" speaker="strongbad">All the good characters have already been jibblied!</line>
<line start="2729" end="2740" speaker="bubs">Uhhh... jibblie.</line>
<line start="2741" end="2750" speaker="homestar">Well what about Coach--</line>
<line start="2751" end="2777" speaker="strongbad">All the good characters.</line>
<line start="2778" end="2789" speaker="homestar">What we gonna do?</line>
<line start="2790" end="2804" speaker="strongbad">We gotta hide, man! That thing's unstoppable!</line>
<line start="2805" end="2808"><strongbad>We gotta hide, man! That thing's unstoppable!</strongbad><bubs volume=".7">Jibblie.</bubs></line>
<line start="2809" end="2827" speaker="strongbad">We gotta hide, man! That thing's unstoppable!</line>
<line start="2828" end="2910" speaker="strongbad">We'll live underground and slowly evolve into mole people with gross eyes and claws.</line>
<line start="2911" end="2920" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">scratching noises</line>
<line start="2921" end="2939" speaker="homestar">Sounds like a plan!</line>
<line start="2943" end="3000" speaker="coachz">Yes, when it's Hallowern night and there's an insane paintin' runnin' around,</line>
<line start="3001" end="3073" speaker="coachz">there's no safer place for a pretty young think like me than in the shower.</line>
<line start="3074" end="3109" speaker="coachz">My good man, could you please pass the Port Plus?</line>
<line start="3110" end="3118" speaker="painting">Come on in heeeeeere!</line>
<line start="3119" end="3127"><painting>Come on in heeeeeere!</painting><sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="3128" end="3156" speaker="coachz">Hey, jorbblie jorbblie jorbblie jorbblie jorbblie...</line>
<line start="3159" end="3221" speaker="kingoftown">King dangit, Poopsmith! I want me some of that giblet flu that's been goin' around!</line>
<line start="3222" end="3245" speaker="kingoftown">That mess sounds delicious!</line>
<line start="3259" end="3275" speaker="painting">Guess what come on in heeeeeere!</line>
<line start="3276" end="3290"><kingoftown>Aaaah! Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</kingoftown><sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="3291" end="3331" speaker="kingoftown">Aaaah! Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</line>
<line start="3339" end="3359" speaker="painting">Come on in heeeeere!</line>
<line start="3360" end="3409" speaker="homsar">I'm a touchy-feely-holic!</line>
<line start="3413" end="3433" speaker="painting">Jibblie jibblie jibblie...</line>
<line start="3441" end="3476" speaker="strongbad">Now all the lame characters have been jibblied too!</line>
<line start="3477" end="3488" speaker="homestar">A-hem.</line>
<line start="3489" end="3514" speaker="strongbad">Er, sorry man. All but one.</line>
<line start="3515" end="3532" speaker="homestar">Thank you very much.</line>
<line start="3533" end="3569" speaker="strongbad">Well, time to start evolving into mole people.</line>
<line start="3570" end="3622" speaker="strongbad">Now, shut your eyes really tight and try and heighten your other senses.</line>
<line start="3623" end="3646" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">mumbling</line>
<line start="3647" end="3654" speaker="strongbad">Homestar?</line>
<line start="3657" end="3665" speaker="painting">Come!</line>
<line start="3666" end="3672" speaker="painting">On!</line>
<line start="3673" end="3691"><painting>In heeeeeere!</painting><sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="3692" end="3707" speaker="strongbad">Not again!</line>
<line start="3708" end="3740" speaker="strongbad">A-JIBBLIE-JIBBLIE-JIBBLIE-JIBBLIE-JIBBLIE-JIBBLIE-JIBBLIE-JIBBLIE...</line>
<line start="3741" end="3795" speaker="strongbad">(increasingly incomprehensible) Jibblieibblieibblieibblie...</line>
<line start="3796" end="3816"><homestar>Sorry, making a sandwich.</homestar><strongbad volume=".7">Jibblieibblieibblieibblie...</strongbad></line>
<line start="3817" end="3826" speaker="homestar">What did you just say?</line>
<line start="3827" end="3845" speaker="painting">Come on in heeeeeeere!</line>
<line start="3850" end="3875" speaker="homestar">Come on in there? Okay.</line>
<line start="3896" end="3921" speaker="homestar">Whoa, nice style!</line>
<line start="3922" end="3959" speaker="homestar">Hello! I came on in here!</line>
<line start="3962" end="3982" speaker="painting">How's it going maaaaaan?</line>
<line start="3983" end="4014" speaker="homestar">Pretty good, creep-cake! Is this your house?</line>
<line start="4015" end="4040" speaker="painting">It's not much but it's home.</line>
<line start="4041" end="4071" speaker="painting">I plan to re-do the kitchen.</line>
<line start="4072" end="4103" speaker="homestar">That is literally so great.</line>
<line start="4104" end="4144" speaker="homestar">Listen, uh, how come you jibblized all my friends?</line>
<line start="4145" end="4174" speaker="painting">I just wanted someone to come on in heeeeeere.</line>
<line start="4175" end="4201" speaker="painting">I love to entertaaain.</line>
<line start="4202" end="4216" speaker="homestar">What about that guy?</line>
<line start="4217" end="4239" speaker="sfx">organ music</line>
<line start="4240" end="4270" speaker="painting">That guy has serious problems.</line>
<line start="4271" end="4334" speaker="homestar">Oh. Well, if I let you entertain me, will you un-jibblify my pals?</line>
<line start="4335" end="4385" speaker="painting">Yes. But you have to stay here with me for all eternityyyy.</line>
<line start="4386" end="4414" speaker="homestar">Hey, no sweat. I love eternity!</line>
<line start="4415" end="4435" speaker="painting">Then it is done!</line>
<line start="4440" end="4461"><painting>!ereeeeeh no ni emoC</painting><sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="4462" end="4477" speaker="strongbad">Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie</line>
<line start="4478" end="4488" speaker="strongbad">Super Scope 6!</line>
<line start="4489" end="4526" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! The jibblies are gone! I'm saved!</line>
<line start="4527" end="4547"><strongmad>ME TOO!</strongmad><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
<line start="4548" end="4583" speaker="strongbad">Strong Mad! The Cheat! You're all right!</line>
<line start="4584" end="4607" speaker="strongbad">Everything's back to normal!</line>
<line start="4608" end="4635" speaker="marzipan">You guys, have you seen Homestar?</line>
<line start="4636" end="4651" speaker="strongbad">What are you doing in my house?</line>
<line start="4695" end="4745" speaker="homestar">So, is it eternity yet? I think it's eternity already.</line>
<line start="4746" end="4785" speaker="homestar">Oops, it's five past eternity. You'd better let me go.</line>
<line start="4786" end="4856" speaker="homestar">Beep! Beep! Beep! Your eternity alarm's going off! It's probably time to send me home.</line>
<line start="4862" end="4895" speaker="homestar">Marzipan's supposed to be making me some giblets or something.</line>
<line start="4896" end="4902" speaker="sfx">DA-DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAA!</line>
<line start="4903" end="4906" speaker="sfx">DA-DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAA!</line>
<line start="4907" end="4911" speaker="sfx">DA-DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAA!</line>
<line start="4912" end="4916" speaker="sfx">DA-DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAA!</line>
<line start="4917" end="4939" speaker="sfx">DA-DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAA!</line>
<line start="4966" end="5003" speaker="homestar">Hey, the girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan,</line>
<line start="5004" end="5038" speaker="homestar">I think you missed a little bit when you were shaving.</line>
<line start="5039" end="5075" speaker="homestar">Right there, about the sideburns area.</line>
<line start="5076" end="5113" speaker="marzipan">More like the former girlfriend known as Marzipan.</line>
<line start="5114" end="5134" speaker="homestar">Sounds like a plan!</line>
<line start="5143" end="5184" speaker="coachz">Hey, Strong Bad! I thought you was gonna dress up as as the alien this year!</line>
<line start="5185" end="5199"><coachz>Hey, Strong Bad! I thought you was gonna dress up as as the alien this year!</coachz><strongsad>Xenomorph! Xenomorph!</strongsad></line>
<line start="5200" end="5263" speaker="strongbad">I was going to, but when I got to the Hammakers Slammakers, they were all sold out.</line>
<line start="5264" end="5306" speaker="strongbad">I did get an awesome Shiatsu massage wine opener, though.</line>
<line start="5313" end="5354" speaker="strongsad">So wait. Was there ever a Jibblies 1?</line>
<line start="5355" end="5394" speaker="strongbad">Nah, horror movies don't even need first movies anymore.</line>
<line start="5395" end="5449" speaker="strongbad">This is the reboot of the reimagining of the reinvention of the original!</line>
<line start="5450" end="5497" speaker="strongsad">"Original" and "horror movie"? Not these days.</line>
<line start="5506" end="5559" speaker="homestar">Hey Bubs, nice "Schneider from One Day At a Time" costume.</line>
<line start="5560" end="5606" speaker="kingoftown">No way. He's Monroe from Too Close For Comfort.</line>
<line start="5607" end="5656" speaker="bubs">You're both way off! Marzipan, do you know who I am?</line>
<line start="5657" end="5670" speaker="marzipan">I don't know.</line>
<line start="5676" end="5692" speaker="sfx">splash</line>
<line start="5693" end="5716" speaker="strongbad">I heard that.</line>
<line start="5723" end="5794" speaker="homestar">Hey Pom Pom, now that I'm the strongest man... in the world... let me get that golbol.</line>
<line start="5795" end="5806" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="5822" end="5833"><sfx>bang!</sfx><homestar>Ow!</homestar></line>
</transcript></pre>

Subtitles:ween07/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:47:43 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Adding intro credits (for translators)

{{subtitles|Jibblies 2}}
<pre><?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="ween07.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="25" end="37" speaker="strongmad">Uhhh...?</line>
<line start="39" end="46" speaker="strongmad">Dah!</line>
<line start="50" end="58" speaker="strongmad">Daah?</line>
<line start="59" end="83" speaker="strongmad">I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!</line>
<line start="84" end="100"><strongmad>I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!</strongmad><sfx>spooky music</sfx></line>
<line start="101" end="134" speaker="sfx">spooky music</line>
<line start="135" end="152"><painting voiceover="voiceover">Come on in heeeeeere!</painting><sfx>spooky music</sfx></line>
<line start="153" end="167"><strongmad>DAAAAAH! JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE!!!</strongmad><sfx>spooky music</sfx><sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="168" end="211"><strongmad>DAAAAAH! JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE!!!</strongmad><sfx>spooky music</sfx></line>
<line start="212" end="230"><sfx>spooky music</sfx><sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="231" end="241" ><sfx>spooky music</sfx></line>
<line start="242" end="256"><sfx>spooky music</sfx><sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="257" end="271"><sfx>spooky music</sfx></line>
<line start="272" end="286"><sfx>spooky music</sfx><sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="287" end="306"><sfx>spooky music</sfx></line>
<line start="307" end="313" speaker="sfx">thunderclap</line>
<line start="314" end="321" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="324" end="350" speaker="strongbad">Aw, he looks adorable!</line>
<line start="351" end="367" speaker="strongbad">Get a picture! Get a picture!</line>
<line start="368" end="374" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="375" end="382" speaker="thecheat">Camera-like click</line>
<line start="383" end="395" speaker="strongbad">That's a keeper!</line>
<line start="396" end="410" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="411" end="451" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I dunno where Strong Mad is. You'd better go check on him.</line>
<line start="452" end="462" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="464" end="511" speaker="strongbad">Make sure he didn't get into our stash of razor blade candy apples again!</line>
<line start="539" end="550" speaker="strongbad">I hate you.</line>
<line start="562" end="590" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="592" end="610"><sfx>thunderclap</sfx><strongmad volume=".7">JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE...</strongmad></line>
<line start="611" end="629"><thecheat>scream in The Cheat</thecheat><strongmad volume=".7">JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE...</strongmad></line>
<line start="630" end="642" speaker="strongmad" volume=".7">JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE...</line>
<line start="643" end="661"><painting>Come on in heeeeeere!</painting><strongmad volume=".7">JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE...</strongmad></line>
<line start="662" end="673"><sfx>thunderclap</sfx><thecheat>creeped-out The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongmad volume=".7">JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE...</strongmad></line>
<line start="674" end="699"><thecheat>creeped-out The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongmad volume=".7">JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE...</strongmad></line>
<line start="700" end="719" speaker="marzipan"><sfx>strumming notes</sfx>E... A... B... G...</line>
<line start="720" end="736"><marzipan><sfx>strumming notes</sfx>E... A... B... G...</marzipan><sfx>phone rings</sfx></line>
<line start="737" end="753" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, could you get that?</line>
<line start="754" end="766" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">No way!</line>
<line start="767" end="779" speaker="sfx">phone rings</line>
<line start="780" end="819" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, I'm busy tuning my costume!</line>
<line start="820" end="834"><homestar voiceover="voiceover">And I'm busy not answering the phone!</homestar><sfx>phone rings</sfx></line>
<line start="835" end="855" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And I'm busy not answering the phone!</line>
<line start="856" end="863" speaker="marzipan">Humph.</line>
<line start="870" end="878" speaker="sfx">phone rings</line>
<line start="879" end="882" speaker="sfx">click!</line>
<line start="883" end="904" speaker="marzipan">Oh, great. You made me miss it.</line>
<line start="905" end="943" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Boo! This is Marzipan! Leave me a spooky message.</line>
<line start="944" end="951" speaker="sfx">beep!</line>
<line start="952" end="963" speaker="painting" voiceover="voiceover">Come on in heeeeeere!</line>
<line start="964" end="972"><painting voiceover="voiceover">Come on in heeeeeere!</painting><sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="973" end="989" speaker="marzipan">Aaaa-jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</line>
<line start="990" end="1023"><homestar>Marzipan! I'm done not answering the phone!</homestar><marzipan volume=".7">...jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</marzipan></line>
<line start="1024" end="1052"><homestar>Do you still need me to answer the phone?</homestar><marzipan volume=".7">...jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</marzipan></line>
<line start="1053" end="1083"><homestar>Marzipan? What are you doing?</homestar><marzipan volume=".7">...jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</marzipan></line>
<line start="1084" end="1104"><homestar>Are you playing a song?</homestar><marzipan volume=".7">...jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</marzipan></line>
<line start="1105" end="1144"><homestar>What is that? Raspberry Beret?</homestar><marzipan volume=".7">...jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</marzipan></line>
<line start="1145" end="1160"><homestar>Wait, what's that?</homestar><marzipan volume=".7">...jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</marzipan></line>
<line start="1161" end="1199"><homestar>You say you want me to go out by myself and leave you here?</homestar><marzipan volume=".7">...jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</marzipan></line>
<line start="1200" end="1235"><homestar>Okay, if you say so!</homestar><marzipan volume=".7">...jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</marzipan></line>
<line start="1236" end="1250" speaker="marzipan" volume=".7">...jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</line>
<line start="1251" end="1295" speaker="strongbad">And your stupid face! And your stupid face!</line>
<line start="1296" end="1299" speaker="strongbad">Oh!</line>
<line start="1300" end="1322" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Bad! Hey, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1323" end="1362" speaker="strongbad">Well, if it isn't the human grate-on-my nerves!</line>
<line start="1363" end="1405" speaker="strongbad">Don't you have an estranged girlfriend to be annoying somewhere?</line>
<line start="1406" end="1461" speaker="homestar">Nah, she's busy shimmyin' and shakin' and talkin' about giblets or something.</line>
<line start="1462" end="1517" speaker="strongbad">Giblets? Wait, Homestar, are you telling me that Marzipan has the jibblies?!</line>
<line start="1518" end="1557" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad, I think that's a bit of a personal question.</line>
<line start="1558" end="1593" speaker="strongbad">We gotta hurry! Strong Mad and The Cheat are in great...ve danger!</line>
<line start="1594" end="1613" speaker="strongbad">We gotta hurry! Strong Mad and The Cheat are in great...ve danger!</line>
<line start="1648" end="1664" speaker="homestar">I hate you, The Stick!</line>
<line start="1667" end="1674"><strongbad sfx="sfx">gasp!</strongbad><homestar sfx="sfx">gasp!</homestar></line>
<line start="1675" end="1713"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Oh no! We're snowed in!</strongbad><thecheat volume=".7">creeped-out The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongmad volume=".7">...JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE...</strongmad></line>
<line start="1714" end="1743"><strongbad>I mean, we're too late!</strongbad><thecheat volume=".7">creeped-out The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongmad volume=".7">...JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE...</strongmad></line>
<line start="1744" end="1769" speaker="strongbad">I know who's behind all this!</line>
<line start="1788" end="1814" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Who, Donkis is behind all this?</line>
<line start="1815" end="1859" speaker="strongbad">No, no, no, not Strong Mad's stuffed Dromeciomimus.</line>
<line start="1860" end="1934" speaker="strongbad">There's usually this really horrible painting in there of some kind of demon holding a torch.</line>
<line start="1935" end="1959" speaker="strongbad">Why is he holding that torch?!</line>
<line start="1960" end="1984" speaker="homestar">Oh, you mean the jibblies painting!</line>
<line start="1985" end="1998" speaker="strongbad">Wait, you know about it?</line>
<line start="1999" end="2040" speaker="homestar">Yeah! Brother called up Marzipan right before I ran into you!</line>
<line start="2041" end="2081" speaker="strongbad">Jibblies via phone line?! It's worse than I thought!</line>
<line start="2082" end="2106" speaker="homestar">The Donkis must be stopped!</line>
<line start="2114" end="2148" speaker="strongsad">Oh, the Clutch of Glaives!</line>
<line start="2149" end="2218" speaker="strongsad">That means you should start sending some hot chicks over to your dumpier friends!</line>
<line start="2232" end="2268" speaker="strongsad">Ooooh! And the Cult of Ray!</line>
<line start="2269" end="2330" speaker="strongsad">That means you should seriously stop hogging all the hot chicks!</line>
<line start="2333" end="2351" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="2352" end="2394" speaker="strongsad">Don't look at me! The cards to not lie!</line>
<line start="2408" end="2441" speaker="strongsad">Weird. I've never seen this one before!</line>
<line start="2442" end="2445" speaker="sfx">thunderclap</line>
<line start="2446" end="2464"><sfx>thunderclap</sfx><painting>Come on in heeeeeere!</painting></line>
<line start="2465" end="2509"><strongsad>Jibbliebbliebbliebbliebbliebblie...</strongsad><pompom>bubbles</pompom></line>
<line start="2510" end="2523" speaker="strongbad">Bubs! Bubs!</line>
<line start="2524" end="2565" speaker="strongbad">We're gonna need garlic, crosses, silver bullets, holy water,</line>
<line start="2566" end="2606" speaker="strongbad">and VHS copies of Pumpkinshead 2 through 4!</line>
<line start="2613" end="2619" speaker="strongbad">Bubs?</line>
<line start="2620" end="2630" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Jibblie!</line>
<line start="2631" end="2637" speaker="homestar">Bubs?!</line>
<line start="2638" end="2644" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Jibblie!</line>
<line start="2645" end="2662" speaker="homestar">We're snowed in again!</line>
<line start="2663" end="2669" speaker="bubs">Jibblie?</line>
<line start="2670" end="2693" speaker="strongbad">All right, Homestar. We're on our own.</line>
<line start="2694" end="2698" speaker="bubs">Jibblie!</line>
<line start="2699" end="2728" speaker="strongbad">All the good characters have already been jibblied!</line>
<line start="2729" end="2740" speaker="bubs">Uhhh... jibblie.</line>
<line start="2741" end="2750" speaker="homestar">Well what about Coach--</line>
<line start="2751" end="2777" speaker="strongbad">All the good characters.</line>
<line start="2778" end="2789" speaker="homestar">What we gonna do?</line>
<line start="2790" end="2804" speaker="strongbad">We gotta hide, man! That thing's unstoppable!</line>
<line start="2805" end="2808"><strongbad>We gotta hide, man! That thing's unstoppable!</strongbad><bubs volume=".7">Jibblie.</bubs></line>
<line start="2809" end="2827" speaker="strongbad">We gotta hide, man! That thing's unstoppable!</line>
<line start="2828" end="2910" speaker="strongbad">We'll live underground and slowly evolve into mole people with gross eyes and claws.</line>
<line start="2911" end="2920" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">scratching noises</line>
<line start="2921" end="2939" speaker="homestar">Sounds like a plan!</line>
<line start="2943" end="3000" speaker="coachz">Yes, when it's Hallowern night and there's an insane paintin' runnin' around,</line>
<line start="3001" end="3073" speaker="coachz">there's no safer place for a pretty young think like me than in the shower.</line>
<line start="3074" end="3109" speaker="coachz">My good man, could you please pass the Port Plus?</line>
<line start="3110" end="3118" speaker="painting">Come on in heeeeeere!</line>
<line start="3119" end="3127"><painting>Come on in heeeeeere!</painting><sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="3128" end="3156" speaker="coachz">Hey, jorbblie jorbblie jorbblie jorbblie jorbblie...</line>
<line start="3159" end="3221" speaker="kingoftown">King dangit, Poopsmith! I want me some of that giblet flu that's been goin' around!</line>
<line start="3222" end="3245" speaker="kingoftown">That mess sounds delicious!</line>
<line start="3259" end="3275" speaker="painting">Guess what come on in heeeeeere!</line>
<line start="3276" end="3290"><kingoftown>Aaaah! Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</kingoftown><sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="3291" end="3331" speaker="kingoftown">Aaaah! Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie...</line>
<line start="3339" end="3359" speaker="painting">Come on in heeeeere!</line>
<line start="3360" end="3409" speaker="homsar">I'm a touchy-feely-holic!</line>
<line start="3413" end="3433" speaker="painting">Jibblie jibblie jibblie...</line>
<line start="3441" end="3476" speaker="strongbad">Now all the lame characters have been jibblied too!</line>
<line start="3477" end="3488" speaker="homestar">A-hem.</line>
<line start="3489" end="3514" speaker="strongbad">Er, sorry man. All but one.</line>
<line start="3515" end="3532" speaker="homestar">Thank you very much.</line>
<line start="3533" end="3569" speaker="strongbad">Well, time to start evolving into mole people.</line>
<line start="3570" end="3622" speaker="strongbad">Now, shut your eyes really tight and try and heighten your other senses.</line>
<line start="3623" end="3646" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">mumbling</line>
<line start="3647" end="3654" speaker="strongbad">Homestar?</line>
<line start="3657" end="3665" speaker="painting">Come!</line>
<line start="3666" end="3672" speaker="painting">On!</line>
<line start="3673" end="3691"><painting>In heeeeeere!</painting><sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="3692" end="3707" speaker="strongbad">Not again!</line>
<line start="3708" end="3740" speaker="strongbad">A-JIBBLIE-JIBBLIE-JIBBLIE-JIBBLIE-JIBBLIE-JIBBLIE-JIBBLIE-JIBBLIE...</line>
<line start="3741" end="3795" speaker="strongbad">(increasingly incomprehensible) Jibblieibblieibblieibblie...</line>
<line start="3796" end="3816"><homestar>Sorry, making a sandwich.</homestar><strongbad volume=".7">Jibblieibblieibblieibblie...</strongbad></line>
<line start="3817" end="3826" speaker="homestar">What did you just say?</line>
<line start="3827" end="3845" speaker="painting">Come on in heeeeeeere!</line>
<line start="3850" end="3875" speaker="homestar">Come on in there? Okay.</line>
<line start="3896" end="3921" speaker="homestar">Whoa, nice style!</line>
<line start="3922" end="3959" speaker="homestar">Hello! I came on in here!</line>
<line start="3962" end="3982" speaker="painting">How's it going maaaaaan?</line>
<line start="3983" end="4014" speaker="homestar">Pretty good, creep-cake! Is this your house?</line>
<line start="4015" end="4040" speaker="painting">It's not much but it's home.</line>
<line start="4041" end="4071" speaker="painting">I plan to re-do the kitchen.</line>
<line start="4072" end="4103" speaker="homestar">That is literally so great.</line>
<line start="4104" end="4144" speaker="homestar">Listen, uh, how come you jibblized all my friends?</line>
<line start="4145" end="4174" speaker="painting">I just wanted someone to come on in heeeeeere.</line>
<line start="4175" end="4201" speaker="painting">I love to entertaaain.</line>
<line start="4202" end="4216" speaker="homestar">What about that guy?</line>
<line start="4217" end="4239" speaker="sfx">organ music</line>
<line start="4240" end="4270" speaker="painting">That guy has serious problems.</line>
<line start="4271" end="4334" speaker="homestar">Oh. Well, if I let you entertain me, will you un-jibblify my pals?</line>
<line start="4335" end="4385" speaker="painting">Yes. But you have to stay here with me for all eternityyyy.</line>
<line start="4386" end="4414" speaker="homestar">Hey, no sweat. I love eternity!</line>
<line start="4415" end="4435" speaker="painting">Then it is done!</line>
<line start="4440" end="4461"><painting>!ereeeeeh no ni emoC</painting><sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="4462" end="4477" speaker="strongbad">Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie</line>
<line start="4478" end="4488" speaker="strongbad">Super Scope 6!</line>
<line start="4489" end="4526" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! The jibblies are gone! I'm saved!</line>
<line start="4527" end="4547"><strongmad>ME TOO!</strongmad><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
<line start="4548" end="4583" speaker="strongbad">Strong Mad! The Cheat! You're all right!</line>
<line start="4584" end="4607" speaker="strongbad">Everything's back to normal!</line>
<line start="4608" end="4635" speaker="marzipan">You guys, have you seen Homestar?</line>
<line start="4636" end="4651" speaker="strongbad">What are you doing in my house?</line>
<line start="4695" end="4745" speaker="homestar">So, is it eternity yet? I think it's eternity already.</line>
<line start="4746" end="4785" speaker="homestar">Oops, it's five past eternity. You'd better let me go.</line>
<line start="4786" end="4856" speaker="homestar">Beep! Beep! Beep! Your eternity alarm's going off! It's probably time to send me home.</line>
<line start="4862" end="4895" speaker="homestar">Marzipan's supposed to be making me some giblets or something.</line>
<line start="4896" end="4902" speaker="sfx">DA-DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAA!</line>
<line start="4903" end="4906" speaker="sfx">DA-DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAA!</line>
<line start="4907" end="4911" speaker="sfx">DA-DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAA!</line>
<line start="4912" end="4916" speaker="sfx">DA-DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAA!</line>
<line start="4917" end="4939" speaker="sfx">DA-DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAA!</line>

<line start="4959" end="5834">In progress. Keep your pants on, for real!</line>
</transcript></pre>

Marshie vs. Little Girl

ZanderSchubert — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:21:53 GMT

ZanderSchubert: /* Transcript */ Adding "cut"s, similar to previous puppet-stuff transcripts

<div style="float:right">{{watch|marshiepuppet.swf}}</div>
[[Image:Marshie vs. Little Girl.jpg|thumb|"Why ever drink again?"]]
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet Marshie]], {{film|Little Girl}}, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet Homestar Runner]] (Easter egg)

'''Place:'''

'''Date:''' Monday, October 22, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 2:22
==Transcript==
''{The text, "Marshie vs. Little Girl" appears on an orange background as creepy organ music plays. Cut to Little Girl, wearing a skeleton costume and sitting on a box next to a bubbling cauldron.}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Trick or treat!

'''MARSHIE:''' ''{swoops in, dressed as a vampire}'' Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your pants!

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Hey, Marshie?

'''MARSHIE:''' Hi, Little Girl! What're you doing on the Halloween?

''{Cut}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Um, you dress up as... costumes, like, scary stuff... or, not scary stuff.

'''MARSHIE:''' Like a boulder?

''{Cut}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Do you ''know'' the secret ingredients in my potion?

'''MARSHIE:''' What is it?

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{whispers}'' Dry ice.

'''MARSHIE:''' I think that just killed the magic!

''{Cut}

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' So when it stops bubbling, that means it's ready to poison the dragons!

'''MARSHIE:''' Poison the dragons!

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah—

'''MARSHIE:''' That sounds like a heavy metal album!

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yep. ''{Cut}'' Knock knock.

'''MARSHIE:''' Who's there?

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Vampire.

'''MARSHIE:''' Vampire who?

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Vampires are dumb!

''{cricket noises}''

'''MARSHIE:''' ''{Zooming in on his face as he screeches}'' How many times do we have to do this?!

''{zoom back}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' My parents cut down the sugar a little bit.

'''MARSHIE:''' I can understand! ''{screeching}'' I could use a little cutback myself!

''{Cut. Little Girl screams and lunges at Marshie, who screams back. Little Girl breaks out laughing.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' You're freaking me out, kid! ''{Swoops offscreen.}''

''{Cut}''

'''MARSHIE:''' ''{back onscreen}'' I was losing control!

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{laughs}'' You're funny.

'''MARSHIE:''' You're pretty qqquaint! Let's do a Fluffy Puff commercial, okay? With Marshie and the dead kid!

''{Cut}''

'''MARSHIE:''' ''{Fluffy Puff music plays in the background}'' Hey, Little Girl. What's your favorite thing about Fluffy Puff Malloweens?

''{Cut}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' The orange one is my favorite color, and the black one isn't.

'''MARSHIE:''' Yeah? That's not very good advertising!

''{Cut}}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah! And they're definitely like... ''{grips stomach}'' water.

'''MARSHIE:''' Yeah-he-heah. Our marshmallows are just like water! Fluffy Puff Malloweens. Why ever drink again?

''{As Marshie says this last line, cartoon blood covers the screen with a bag of Malloweens and the text, "Why Ever Drink Again?" Cut back to Little Girl and Marshie.}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Zombies aren't real.

'''MARSHIE:''' No?

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' No.

'''MARSHIE:''' What about me?

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Um, talking marshmallows aren't real, but you— you're real to me.

'''MARSHIE:''' Really?

''{Cut}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yep. Whenever I'm bad at school and I don't get Halloween, I just pass out candy.

'''MARSHIE:''' I just pass out! ''{makes squishy sound effects as he sinks to the floor}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' No! No. Noooooo! ''{breaks into tears}''

''{Cut back to the original orange background, upon which the text, "end." is superimposed.}''

==Easter eggs==
[[Image:Poison the dragons.png|thumb|right|Poison the dragons!]]
*Click on Marshie after he says "that sounds like a Heavy Metal album" to see a [[Taranchula]] album.
*At the end, click on the video to see a conversation between Homestar Runner and the Little Girl.
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Little Girl removes her hood}'' Wait a minute you're a little girl! I thought you was a little ghoul. ''{Pronounces the same as the word girl}''
*:'''LITTLE GIRL:''' I am.
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Like Ghouls 'n Ghosts.
*:'''LITTLE GIRL:''' I....
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But you're just a little girl.
*:'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yup.
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Not a ghoul.

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*The intro music is from [[Wikipedia:Toccata and Fugue in D minor, BWV 565|Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor]].
*This is the first appearance of the Marshie puppet on [[homestarrunner.com]]. The Marshie puppet first appeared in [[Real Live E-Mails]] on [[strongbad_email.exe Disc 4]].

===Inside References===
*In addition to his vampire costume, Marshie's line, "Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your dad!" came from [[Malloween Commercial]].
*In Marshie's opening line, he mentions [[pants]].

===Real-World References===
*In the Easter egg, Homestar mentions ''[[Wikipedia:Ghouls 'n Ghosts|Ghouls 'n Ghosts]]'', a real-life arcade game.

==External Links==
*[[HR:marshiepuppet.swf|View the Flash file for "Marshie vs. Little Girl"]]
*[[Forum:12692|Forum thread re: "Marshie vs. Little Girl"]]

[[Category: Puppet Stuff]] [[Category: Halloween]]

Subtitles:sbemail180/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 05:46:46 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Adding translator note

{{subtitles|slumber party}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail180.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="80" speaker="strongbad">Gary... I hope this email's from Gary...</line>
<line start="81" end="97" speaker="strongbad">Hah! Aw...</line>
<line start="98" end="110" speaker="strongbad">Dear Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="111" end="160" speaker="strongbad">I attended a slumber party and there was nothing but a lame game of Uno.</line>
<line start="161" end="215" speaker="strongbad">I ask you, what types of slumber parties should one attend or ignore?</line>
<line start="216" end="256" speaker="strongbad">Sincerely, Thomas O. from en-why</line>
<line start="257" end="352" speaker="strongbad">So it was just you and Uno? Like, no other people or sleeping bags or R-rated movies?</line>
<line start="353" end="440" speaker="strongbad">Uh, you probably shoulda skipped that one. Family card games are notorious for hosting the worst slumber parties.</line>
<line start="474" end="519" speaker="strongbad">(flatly) Thanks for inviting me, Skip-Bo.</line>
<line start="524" end="587" speaker="strongbad">But let's say you get invited to a slumber party by a carbon based lifeform.</line>
<line start="588" end="637" speaker="strongbad">The first thing you wanna look at is the popularity of the host.</line>
<line start="638" end="735" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">According to Coolguy's Law, the popularity of the host is inversely proportional to the amount of fun you can have at their house.</line>
<line start="736" end="854" speaker="strongbad">You got nothing to lose! You can tear that place apart and dislocate all the younger siblings' shoulders you want. It's not like you're ever going back there again.</line>
<line start="855" end="903" speaker="homestar">What did you say the name of this family card game was again, Strong Bad?</line>
<line start="904" end="953" speaker="strongbad">This is called Find The Load-Bearer. You never played this before?</line>
<line start="954" end="1020" speaker="homestar">No. Find The Load-Bearer, Bed Axe, I never heard of any of these games we played.</line>
<line start="1021" end="1038" speaker="sfx">whack!</line>
<line start="1039" end="1138" speaker="strongbad">Unpopular kids' dads definitely still play video games, so try and locate his stash of Rated M for Mature titles.</line>
<line start="1139" end="1161" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Jackpot!</line>
<line start="1162" end="1174" speaker="strongbad">Blood Bleeder,</line>
<line start="1175" end="1195" speaker="strongbad">Head Chopper 2,</line>
<line start="1196" end="1212" speaker="strongbad">Scab Wars,</line>
<line start="1213" end="1229" speaker="strongbad">Blistergeist?</line>
<line start="1230" end="1260" speaker="strongbad">Most of these things have been taken off the market!</line>
<line start="1261" end="1313" speaker="homestar">Oh. Those are off-limits. We're only allowed to play Clapping Party.</line>
<line start="1314" end="1346" speaker="sfx">clap! clap! clap!</line>
<line start="1347" end="1370"><text></text><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1371" end="1389" speaker="sfx">claps</line>
<line start="1390" end="1445" speaker="strongbad">The next thing to consider when going to a slumber party is the menu.</line>
<line start="1446" end="1478" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Typical party food includes things like,</line>
<line start="1479" end="1499" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">six-foot party sub,</line>
<line start="1500" end="1530" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">an exorbitant amount of pizza,</line>
<line start="1531" end="1595" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and at least enough Skittles and red cream soda to make your spit hurt.</line>
<line start="1596" end="1660" speaker="strongbad">But if you get over there, and they're, like, having a meal at a table, and they're serving, like...</line>
<line start="1661" end="1703" speaker="strongbad">Chicken... in a pan? </line>
<line start="1704" end="1739" speaker="strongbad">With some... salad... </line>
<line start="1740" end="1790" speaker="strongbad">and a... glass of milk? To drink?</line>
<line start="1791" end="1861" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You better start running! Because that family must have some serious health problems.</line>
<line start="1881" end="1987" speaker="strongbad">But if you're looking for a guaranteed good time, you need to get invited to an OLDER KID'S slumber party. Anything goes at those things!</line>
<line start="1988" end="2027" speaker="bubs">My cousin Louis, he's dead. My cousin Harold, he's dead.</line>
<line start="2028" end="2056"><bubs>My cousin Louis, he's dead. My cousin Harold, he's dead.</bubs><coachz>And my back still hurts. And my knees still hurt.</coachz></line>
<line start="2057" end="2092"><bubs>My cousin Louis, he's dead. My cousin Harold, he's dead.</bubs><coachz>And my back still hurts. And my knees still hurt.</coachz><kingoftown>Government ain't right! Government ain't right!</kingoftown></line>
<line start="2093" end="2162" speaker="bubs">So my escrow carried over into my lumbago, but then my sciatica started acting up.</line>
<line start="2163" end="2234" speaker="strongbad">Uh, can you guys start using words that were invented after the year nineteen-oh-zero?</line>
<line start="2235" end="2311" speaker="kingoftown">Come now, young whipper-snapper. My fellows and I were just about to start playing at games of chance.</line>
<line start="2312" end="2357" speaker="strongbad">Lemme guess. That doesn't include Bed Axe.</line>
<line start="2358" end="2416" speaker="strongbad">Uh, you might wanna put a cap on what you define as "older kids."</line>
<line start="2417" end="2502" speaker="strongbad">Other than that, you can look always forward to endlessly ridiculing the kid that got picked up early 'cause he misses his mom.</line>
<line start="2503" end="2548" speaker="strongbad">Strong Sad used to do that when we'd have slumber parties in our own basement!</line>
<line start="2549" end="2573" speaker="strongsad">That only happened once!</line>
<line start="2574" end="2590" speaker="strongbad">Uh-huh...</line>
<line start="2591" end="2605" speaker="strongsad">A week...</line>
<line start="2606" end="2621" speaker="strongbad">Keep going.</line>
<line start="2622" end="2647" speaker="strongsad">For ten years...</line>
<line start="2648" end="2664" speaker="strongbad">There you go!</line>
<line start="2665" end="2793" speaker="strongbad">Oh, and one more thing: If your jim-jams happen to be a, oh, I dunno, long V-neck undershirt with a pair of questionable tighty-whities underneath,</line>
<line start="2794" end="2825" speaker="strongbad">maybe don't wear those to the slumber party.</line>
<line start="2826" end="2848" speaker="strongbad">Don't ask me how I know this.</line>
<line start="2849" end="2902" speaker="strongbad">Please, PLEASE, DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS.</line>
<line start="2903" end="2919" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">How do you know that?</line>
<line start="2920" end="2970" speaker="strongbad">Oh, that's it! Allow me to relieve you of that located shoulder!</line>
<line start="2971" end="2999"><strongbad>Yah!</strongbad><strongsad sfx="sfx">screams</strongsad></line>
<line start="3000" end="3031" speaker="newpaper">shuffling sounds</line>
<line start="3041" end="3082" speaker="homestar">Party! Slumber party!</line>
<line start="3083" end="3132" speaker="homestar">Listen to some Sade at my slumber party!</line>
<line start="3134" end="3135"><text></text></line>
<line start="3147" end="3160" speaker="sfx">clap!</line>
<line start="3168" end="3181" speaker="sfx">clap!</line>
<line start="3189" end="3201" speaker="sfx">clap!</line>
<line start="3202" end="3225"><text></text><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3226" end="3238" speaker="sfx">claps</line>
<line start="3257" end="3269" speaker="sfx">clap!</line>
<line start="3278" end="3290" speaker="sfx">clap!</line>
<line start="3299" end="3314" speaker="sfx">clap!</line>
<line start="3315" end="3347"><text></text><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3360" end="3380" speaker="sfx">chainsaw sounds</line>
<line start="3381" end="3407"><sfx>chainsaw sounds</sfx><sfx>squish! slash!</sfx></line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail180/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 05:30:47 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Correcting: wrong sbemail file info

{{subtitles|slumber party}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail180.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="80" speaker="strongbad">Gary... I hope this email's from Gary...</line>
<line start="81" end="97" speaker="strongbad">Hah! Aw...</line>
<line start="98" end="110" speaker="strongbad">Dear Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="111" end="160" speaker="strongbad">I attended a slumber party and there was nothing but a lame game of Uno.</line>
<line start="161" end="215" speaker="strongbad">I ask you, what types of slumber parties should one attend or ignore?</line>
<line start="216" end="256" speaker="strongbad">Sincerely, Thomas O. from en-why</line>
<line start="257" end="352" speaker="strongbad">So it was just you and Uno? Like, no other people or sleeping bags or R-rated movies?</line>
<line start="353" end="440" speaker="strongbad">Uh, you probably shoulda skipped that one. Family card games are notorious for hosting the worst slumber parties.</line>
<line start="474" end="519" speaker="strongbad">(flatly) Thanks for inviting me, Skip-Bo.</line>
<line start="524" end="587" speaker="strongbad">But let's say you get invited to a slumber party by a carbon based lifeform.</line>
<line start="588" end="637" speaker="strongbad">The first thing you wanna look at is the popularity of the host.</line>
<line start="638" end="735" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">According to Coolguy's Law, the popularity of the host is inversely proportional to the amount of fun you can have at their house.</line>
<line start="736" end="854" speaker="strongbad">You got nothing to lose! You can tear that place apart and dislocate all the younger siblings' shoulders you want. It's not like you're ever going back there again.</line>
<line start="855" end="903" speaker="homestar">What did you say the name of this family card game was again, Strong Bad?</line>
<line start="904" end="953" speaker="strongbad">This is called Find The Load-Bearer. You never played this before?</line>
<line start="954" end="1020" speaker="homestar">No. Find The Load-Bearer, Bed Axe, I never heard of any of these games we played.</line>
<line start="1021" end="1038" speaker="sfx">whack!</line>
<line start="1039" end="1138" speaker="strongbad">Unpopular kids' dads definitely still play video games, so try and locate his stash of Rated M for Mature titles.</line>
<line start="1139" end="1161" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Jackpot!</line>
<line start="1162" end="1174" speaker="strongbad">Blood Bleeder,</line>
<line start="1175" end="1195" speaker="strongbad">Head Chopper 2,</line>
<line start="1196" end="1212" speaker="strongbad">Scab Wars,</line>
<line start="1213" end="1229" speaker="strongbad">Blistergeist?</line>
<line start="1230" end="1260" speaker="strongbad">Most of these things have been taken off the market!</line>
<line start="1261" end="1313" speaker="homestar">Oh. Those are off-limits. We're only allowed to play Clapping Party.</line>
<line start="1314" end="1346" speaker="sfx">clap! clap! clap!</line>
<line start="1347" end="1370" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1371" end="1389" speaker="sfx">claps</line>
<line start="1390" end="1445" speaker="strongbad">The next thing to consider when going to a slumber party is the menu.</line>
<line start="1446" end="1478" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Typical party food includes things like,</line>
<line start="1479" end="1499" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">six-foot party sub,</line>
<line start="1500" end="1530" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">an exorbitant amount of pizza,</line>
<line start="1531" end="1595" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and at least enough Skittles and red cream soda to make your spit hurt.</line>
<line start="1596" end="1660" speaker="strongbad">But if you get over there, and they're, like, having a meal at a table, and they're serving, like...</line>
<line start="1661" end="1703" speaker="strongbad">Chicken... in a pan? </line>
<line start="1704" end="1739" speaker="strongbad">With some... salad... </line>
<line start="1740" end="1790" speaker="strongbad">and a... glass of milk? To drink?</line>
<line start="1791" end="1861" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You better start running! Because that family must have some serious health problems.</line>
<line start="1881" end="1987" speaker="strongbad">But if you're looking for a guaranteed good time, you need to get invited to an OLDER KID'S slumber party. Anything goes at those things!</line>
<line start="1988" end="2027" speaker="bubs">My cousin Louis, he's dead. My cousin Harold, he's dead.</line>
<line start="2028" end="2056"><bubs>My cousin Louis, he's dead. My cousin Harold, he's dead.</bubs><coachz>And my back still hurts. And my knees still hurt.</coachz></line>
<line start="2057" end="2092"><bubs>My cousin Louis, he's dead. My cousin Harold, he's dead.</bubs><coachz>And my back still hurts. And my knees still hurt.</coachz><kingoftown>Government ain't right! Government ain't right!</kingoftown></line>
<line start="2093" end="2162" speaker="bubs">So my escrow carried over into my lumbago, but then my sciatica started acting up.</line>
<line start="2163" end="2234" speaker="strongbad">Uh, can you guys start using words that were invented after the year nineteen-oh-zero?</line>
<line start="2235" end="2311" speaker="kingoftown">Come now, young whipper-snapper. My fellows and I were just about to start playing at games of chance.</line>
<line start="2312" end="2357" speaker="strongbad">Lemme guess. That doesn't include Bed Axe.</line>
<line start="2358" end="2416" speaker="strongbad">Uh, you might wanna put a cap on what you define as "older kids."</line>
<line start="2417" end="2502" speaker="strongbad">Other than that, you can look always forward to endlessly ridiculing the kid that got picked up early 'cause he misses his mom.</line>
<line start="2503" end="2548" speaker="strongbad">Strong Sad used to do that when we'd have slumber parties in our own basement!</line>
<line start="2549" end="2573" speaker="strongsad">That only happened once!</line>
<line start="2574" end="2590" speaker="strongbad">Uh-huh...</line>
<line start="2591" end="2605" speaker="strongsad">A week...</line>
<line start="2606" end="2621" speaker="strongbad">Keep going.</line>
<line start="2622" end="2647" speaker="strongsad">For ten years...</line>
<line start="2648" end="2664" speaker="strongbad">There you go!</line>
<line start="2665" end="2793" speaker="strongbad">Oh, and one more thing: If your jim-jams happen to be a, oh, I dunno, long V-neck undershirt with a pair of questionable tighty-whities underneath,</line>
<line start="2794" end="2825" speaker="strongbad">maybe don't wear those to the slumber party.</line>
<line start="2826" end="2848" speaker="strongbad">Don't ask me how I know this.</line>
<line start="2849" end="2902" speaker="strongbad">Please, PLEASE, DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS.</line>
<line start="2903" end="2919" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">How do you know that?</line>
<line start="2920" end="2970" speaker="strongbad">Oh, that's it! Allow me to relieve you of that located shoulder!</line>
<line start="2971" end="2999"><strongbad>Yah!</strongbad><strongsad sfx="sfx">screams</strongsad></line>
<line start="3000" end="3031" speaker="newpaper">shuffling sounds</line>
<line start="3041" end="3082" speaker="homestar">Party! Slumber party!</line>
<line start="3083" end="3132" speaker="homestar">Listen to some Sade at my slumber party!</line>
<line start="3134" end="3135"><text></text></line>
<line start="3147" end="3160" speaker="sfx">clap!</line>
<line start="3168" end="3181" speaker="sfx">clap!</line>
<line start="3189" end="3201" speaker="sfx">clap!</line>
<line start="3202" end="3225"><text></text><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3226" end="3238" speaker="sfx">claps</line>
<line start="3257" end="3269" speaker="sfx">clap!</line>
<line start="3278" end="3290" speaker="sfx">clap!</line>
<line start="3299" end="3314" speaker="sfx">clap!</line>
<line start="3315" end="3347"><text></text><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3360" end="3380" speaker="sfx">chainsaw sounds</line>
<line start="3381" end="3407"><sfx>chainsaw sounds</sfx><sfx>squish! slash!</sfx></line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail180/en

ZanderSchubert — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 05:29:26 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Complete subtitles

{{subtitles|slumber party}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail179.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="80" speaker="strongbad">Gary... I hope this email's from Gary...</line>
<line start="81" end="97" speaker="strongbad">Hah! Aw...</line>
<line start="98" end="110" speaker="strongbad">Dear Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="111" end="160" speaker="strongbad">I attended a slumber party and there was nothing but a lame game of Uno.</line>
<line start="161" end="215" speaker="strongbad">I ask you, what types of slumber parties should one attend or ignore?</line>
<line start="216" end="256" speaker="strongbad">Sincerely, Thomas O. from en-why</line>
<line start="257" end="352" speaker="strongbad">So it was just you and Uno? Like, no other people or sleeping bags or R-rated movies?</line>
<line start="353" end="440" speaker="strongbad">Uh, you probably shoulda skipped that one. Family card games are notorious for hosting the worst slumber parties.</line>
<line start="474" end="519" speaker="strongbad">(flatly) Thanks for inviting me, Skip-Bo.</line>
<line start="524" end="587" speaker="strongbad">But let's say you get invited to a slumber party by a carbon based lifeform.</line>
<line start="588" end="637" speaker="strongbad">The first thing you wanna look at is the popularity of the host.</line>
<line start="638" end="735" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">According to Coolguy's Law, the popularity of the host is inversely proportional to the amount of fun you can have at their house.</line>
<line start="736" end="854" speaker="strongbad">You got nothing to lose! You can tear that place apart and dislocate all the younger siblings' shoulders you want. It's not like you're ever going back there again.</line>
<line start="855" end="903" speaker="homestar">What did you say the name of this family card game was again, Strong Bad?</line>
<line start="904" end="953" speaker="strongbad">This is called Find The Load-Bearer. You never played this before?</line>
<line start="954" end="1020" speaker="homestar">No. Find The Load-Bearer, Bed Axe, I never heard of any of these games we played.</line>
<line start="1021" end="1038" speaker="sfx">whack!</line>
<line start="1039" end="1138" speaker="strongbad">Unpopular kids' dads definitely still play video games, so try and locate his stash of Rated M for Mature titles.</line>
<line start="1139" end="1161" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Jackpot!</line>
<line start="1162" end="1174" speaker="strongbad">Blood Bleeder,</line>
<line start="1175" end="1195" speaker="strongbad">Head Chopper 2,</line>
<line start="1196" end="1212" speaker="strongbad">Scab Wars,</line>
<line start="1213" end="1229" speaker="strongbad">Blistergeist?</line>
<line start="1230" end="1260" speaker="strongbad">Most of these things have been taken off the market!</line>
<line start="1261" end="1313" speaker="homestar">Oh. Those are off-limits. We're only allowed to play Clapping Party.</line>
<line start="1314" end="1346" speaker="sfx">clap! clap! clap!</line>
<line start="1347" end="1370" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1371" end="1389" speaker="sfx">claps</line>
<line start="1390" end="1445" speaker="strongbad">The next thing to consider when going to a slumber party is the menu.</line>
<line start="1446" end="1478" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Typical party food includes things like,</line>
<line start="1479" end="1499" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">six-foot party sub,</line>
<line start="1500" end="1530" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">an exorbitant amount of pizza,</line>
<line start="1531" end="1595" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and at least enough Skittles and red cream soda to make your spit hurt.</line>
<line start="1596" end="1660" speaker="strongbad">But if you get over there, and they're, like, having a meal at a table, and they're serving, like...</line>
<line start="1661" end="1703" speaker="strongbad">Chicken... in a pan? </line>
<line start="1704" end="1739" speaker="strongbad">With some... salad... </line>
<line start="1740" end="1790" speaker="strongbad">and a... glass of milk? To drink?</line>
<line start="1791" end="1861" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You better start running! Because that family must have some serious health problems.</line>
<line start="1881" end="1987" speaker="strongbad">But if you're looking for a guaranteed good time, you need to get invited to an OLDER KID'S slumber party. Anything goes at those things!</line>
<line start="1988" end="2027" speaker="bubs">My cousin Louis, he's dead. My cousin Harold, he's dead.</line>
<line start="2028" end="2056"><bubs>My cousin Louis, he's dead. My cousin Harold, he's dead.</bubs><coachz>And my back still hurts. And my knees still hurt.</coachz></line>
<line start="2057" end="2092"><bubs>My cousin Louis, he's dead. My cousin Harold, he's dead.</bubs><coachz>And my back still hurts. And my knees still hurt.</coachz><kingoftown>Government ain't right! Government ain't right!</kingoftown></line>
<line start="2093" end="2162" speaker="bubs">So my escrow carried over into my lumbago, but then my sciatica started acting up.</line>
<line start="2163" end="2234" speaker="strongbad">Uh, can you guys start using words that were invented after the year nineteen-oh-zero?</line>
<line start="2235" end="2311" speaker="kingoftown">Come now, young whipper-snapper. My fellows and I were just about to start playing at games of chance.</line>
<line start="2312" end="2357" speaker="strongbad">Lemme guess. That doesn't include Bed Axe.</line>
<line start="2358" end="2416" speaker="strongbad">Uh, you might wanna put a cap on what you define as "older kids."</line>
<line start="2417" end="2502" speaker="strongbad">Other than that, you can look always forward to endlessly ridiculing the kid that got picked up early 'cause he misses his mom.</line>
<line start="2503" end="2548" speaker="strongbad">Strong Sad used to do that when we'd have slumber parties in our own basement!</line>
<line start="2549" end="2573" speaker="strongsad">That only happened once!</line>
<line start="2574" end="2590" speaker="strongbad">Uh-huh...</line>
<line start="2591" end="2605" speaker="strongsad">A week...</line>
<line start="2606" end="2621" speaker="strongbad">Keep going.</line>
<line start="2622" end="2647" speaker="strongsad">For ten years...</line>
<line start="2648" end="2664" speaker="strongbad">There you go!</line>
<line start="2665" end="2793" speaker="strongbad">Oh, and one more thing: If your jim-jams happen to be a, oh, I dunno, long V-neck undershirt with a pair of questionable tighty-whities underneath,</line>
<line start="2794" end="2825" speaker="strongbad">maybe don't wear those to the slumber party.</line>
<line start="2826" end="2848" speaker="strongbad">Don't ask me how I know this.</line>
<line start="2849" end="2902" speaker="strongbad">Please, PLEASE, DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS.</line>
<line start="2903" end="2919" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">How do you know that?</line>
<line start="2920" end="2970" speaker="strongbad">Oh, that's it! Allow me to relieve you of that located shoulder!</line>
<line start="2971" end="2999"><strongbad>Yah!</strongbad><strongsad sfx="sfx">screams</strongsad></line>
<line start="3000" end="3031" speaker="newpaper">shuffling sounds</line>
<line start="3041" end="3082" speaker="homestar">Party! Slumber party!</line>
<line start="3083" end="3132" speaker="homestar">Listen to some Sade at my slumber party!</line>
<line start="3134" end="3135"><text></text></line>
<line start="3147" end="3160" speaker="sfx">clap!</line>
<line start="3168" end="3181" speaker="sfx">clap!</line>
<line start="3189" end="3201" speaker="sfx">clap!</line>
<line start="3202" end="3225"><text></text><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3226" end="3238" speaker="sfx">claps</line>
<line start="3257" end="3269" speaker="sfx">clap!</line>
<line start="3278" end="3290" speaker="sfx">clap!</line>
<line start="3299" end="3314" speaker="sfx">clap!</line>
<line start="3315" end="3347"><text></text><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3360" end="3380" speaker="sfx">chainsaw sounds</line>
<line start="3381" end="3407"><sfx>chainsaw sounds</sfx><sfx>squish! slash!</sfx></line>
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ZanderSchubert — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:51:20 GMT

ZanderSchubert: Completed

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<line start="16" end="72" speaker="strongbad">Let a little e-mail into your heart! And it'll clog your arteries!</line>
<line start="73" end="94" speaker="strongbad">Hey there, Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="95" end="156" speaker="strongbad">As a typical college girl, I was wondering if there is a pizza joint somewhere in Strong Badia.</line>
<line start="157" end="200" speaker="strongbad">You know? If me and my girls wanted to come hang out sometime.</line>
<line start="201" end="230" speaker="strongbad">Hopeful in Pennsylvania? Daphne!?</line>
<line start="231" end="273" speaker="strongbad">BLARG! Yes, We have a pizza joint! I've gots to make pizza joint!</line>
<line start="274" end="310" speaker="strongbad">Always been at the pizza joint! Come to the pizza joint with me!</line>
<line start="313" end="332" speaker="strongbad">Hurry up with that sign, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="333" end="347" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="348" end="375" speaker="strongbad">No, no, no, that's already way too long!</line>
<line start="375" end="422" speaker="strongbad">We need something short and catchy that Daphne and her girls can say real quick!</line>
<line start="423" end="492" speaker="strongbad">Y'know, like "The Max" or "The Emporium". It's never gonna work if they have to be like:</line>
<line start="493" end="544" speaker="other">Hey gals! Let's towel off and meet up at...</line>
<line start="545" end="550" speaker="other">Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizz---</line>
<line start="551" end="557" speaker="other">Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizz---</line>
<line start="558" end="566" speaker="other">Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizz---</line>
<line start="567" end="580" speaker="other">Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizz---</line>
<line start="581" end="584" speaker="other">Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizz---</line>
<line start="585" end="601"><other>Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizz---</other><cheerleader>This is taking too long!</cheerleader></line>
<line start="602" end="613" speaker="whatsherface">I'm already bored!</line>
<line start="614" end="625"><whatsherface>I'm already bored!</whatsherface><soandso>I'm going home!</soandso></line>
<line start="626" end="647"><whatsherface>I'm already bored!</whatsherface><soandso>I'm going home!</soandso><theuglyone>I belong in a museum!</theuglyone></line>
<line start="648" end="702" speaker="strongbad">College girls don't have a lot of time, man! We've got to strike while the girl is still hot!</line>
<line start="703" end="719" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="727" end="758" speaker="strongbad">Yeah! "The Pizz"! I love it!</line>
<line start="759" end="818" speaker="homestar">Yeah, lemme get a slice of p-roni with some t-sauce and m-roons.</line>
<line start="819" end="882" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, get out of here! We're not a real pizza place! This is just a front to meet some girls!</line>
<line start="883" end="947" speaker="homestar">Oooooooooh. Let me take a calzone then. With some p-loaf and m-cheese.</line>
<line start="948" end="977"><sfx>telephone rings</sfx><strongbad>Wah! What the...? Hang on a sec!</strongbad></line>
<line start="978" end="1018" speaker="strongbad">Uuuh, The Pizz? Thanks for calling?</line>
<line start="1019" end="1093" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, lemme get about 50 Thanksgiving-lovers pizzas, delivered in the only castle around here.</line>
<line start="1094" end="1133" speaker="strongbad">King of Town? How do you even know about this place?</line>
<line start="1134" end="1228" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Well, if you must know, I spend most of my day calling random numbers in the hopes of finding a new restaurant.</line>
<line start="1229" end="1253"><strongbad>Well, we're not a real place. We're just a...</strongbad><sfx>running</sfx></line>
<line start="1254" end="1320" speaker="homestar">Table 44 needs more bread sticks, the soccer team left without paying, and the delivery guy caught a flat.</line>
<line start="1321" end="1355" speaker="strongbad">What are you talking about? Weren't you just a customer?</line>
<line start="1356" end="1380" speaker="homestar">Yeah, but The Cheat hired me for the lunch rush.</line>
<line start="1381" end="1424" speaker="homestar">I mean, hey, somebody gotta make that money!</line>
<line start="1430" end="1451" speaker="strongbad">This is all wrong! The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1452" end="1509" speaker="strongbad">In our effort to make a pretend pizza place in order to score some chicks,</line>
<line start="1510" end="1570" speaker="strongbad">we somehow created a successful and well reviewed actual pizza place.</line>
<line start="1573" end="1617"><strongsad>Rustic and filled with old-world cardboard charm,</strongsad></line>
<line start="1618" end="1691" speaker="strongsad">the Pizz serves up Strong Badian-style pizza at a price that won't leave a dent in your wallet!</line>
<line start="1692" end="1702" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="1707" end="1736" speaker="strongbad">Maybe we're going about this the wrong way, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="1737" end="1793" speaker="strongbad">Girls don't wanna meet people in person anymore! They wanna meet 'em online!</line>
<line start="1794" end="1828" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Welcome to virtualpizz.biz!</line>
<line start="1874" end="1947" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Where typical college girls can customize their own slice of pizza for some serious social networking.</line>
<line start="1948" end="1966"><strongbad>With me!</strongbad><sfx>computer noises</sfx></line>
<line start="1967" end="2007" speaker="strongbad">(computerized) Sup, Ladies. Welcome to the Pizz!</line>
<line start="2008" end="2044" speaker="homestar">(computerized) Hey man, can I get a slice of p-roni?</line>
<line start="2045" end="2080" speaker="kingoftown">(computerized) I'd like to place a pick-up order.</line>
<line start="2081" end="2111" speaker="strongbad">(computerized) You're not Daphne, you're...</line>
<line start="2112" end="2130" speaker="strongbad">(computerized) pizza trolls!</line>
<line start="2131" end="2149" speaker="strongbad">(computerized) Flame war!</line>
<line start="2150" end="2189"><kingoftown>(computerized) It burns!</kingoftown><homestar>(computerized) Ahhhhhhhh!</homestar></line>
<line start="2190" end="2245" speaker="strongbad">(computerized) Well, I guess I should spend all these Pizz points.</line>
<line start="2295" end="2380" speaker="strongsad">With a clunky UI and a played-out avatar system, Virtualpizz.biz misses the mark!</line>
<line start="2381" end="2386" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
<line start="2387" end="2481" speaker="strongsad">That, and every time I tried to add Strong Bad to my Pizz list, he'd call me Thelonious Dump!</line>
<line start="2483" end="2549" speaker="strongbad">Well, I'm all outta ideas. I dunno how to get Daphne and her girls to come to my pizza joint.</line>
<line start="2550" end="2569" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2570" end="2629" speaker="strongbad">What do you mean, they're at your pizza joint? What pizza joint? The Pizz has competition?</line>
<line start="2630" end="2644" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2645" end="2684" speaker="strongbad">That's your pizza joint. Grill with some tape on it.</line>
<line start="2685" end="2699" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2700" end="2710" speaker="strongbad">Lemme see this.</line>
<line start="2711" end="2774" speaker="sfx">party noises</line>
<line start="2775" end="2809" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, this is amazing! Count me i---</line>
<line start="2810" end="2834"><strongbad>(sotto) Do you guys take Pizz points?</strongbad><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
<line start="2835" end="2846" speaker="strongbad">Count me in!</line>
<line start="2847" end="2878" speaker="sfx">party noises</line>
<line start="2891" end="2919"><sfx>party noises</sfx><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
<line start="2924" end="2958" speaker="kingoftown">Doo doo doot doot doo!</line>
<line start="2959" end="2997" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
<line start="3007" end="3045" speaker="homestar">Party! Cheatza Party!</line>
<line start="3063" end="3127" speaker="strongsad">Strong Bad phones this one in with Strong Bad Email 179.</line>
<line start="3128" end="3165" speaker="strongsad">Despite a strong showing from fan favorite Strong Sad,</line>
<line start="3166" end="3180"><strongsad>Despite a strong showing from fan favorite Strong Sad,</strongsad><sfx>rubber-slapping noise</sfx></line>
<line start="3181" end="3275" speaker="strongsad">the email ultimately fizzles due to a heavy reliance on what can only be called "internet pizza jokes".</line>
<line start="3276" end="3290" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
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