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Portmanteaus

VolatileChemical — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:59:51 GMT

VolatileChemical: Added "cavalcanche"; I think those are the words it's combining. I might be wrong. Feel free to correct if you have a better theory.

'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
===A===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|}

===B===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubsamecium
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and Business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|}
===C===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|}

===D===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|}

===E===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|}
===F===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|}
===G===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|}
===H===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]]
|}
===I===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intriguing and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|}
===J===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|}
===K===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|}
===L===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|}
===M===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|}

===N===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|}
===O===
===P===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend and tremendous
| [[extra plug]]
|}
===Q===
===R===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|}
===S===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|}

===T===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|}
===U===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|}
===V===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|}
===W===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| see [[Why come]]
|}
===X===
===Y===
===Z===

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

User:VolatileChemical

VolatileChemical — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:17:45 GMT

VolatileChemical:

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''This page has been vandalised 43 times. By the user it belongs to. And [[User:Tom|this guy]]. [[User:The thing|This guy, too]]. And [[:User:GrapeNuts|these]] [[:User:The Cheatbot|things]]''.</div> [[Image:Homestarapocalypsenow.png|thumb|250px|left|My Homestarized version of the [[Wikipedia:Apocalypse Now|Apocalypse Now]] poster. Feel free to compare [[Wikipedia:Image:ApocalypseNowBlack.JPG|here]].]]Hi. I'm '''VolatileChemical'''. You may have come here in hopes of me join, <nowiki>"Hi, I'm '''VolatileChemical'''! My real name is [[the bet|Kevin DuBrow]], and I live in [[Wikipedia:Salt Lake City, Utah|Salt Lake City, Michigan]]. If you would like to send me a donation for something or other, here's my [[Wikipedia:Home address|home address]], [[Wikipedia:Phone number|phone number]], [[Wikipedia:Computer password|computer passwords]], [[Wikipedia:Credit card information|credit card information]], [[Wikipedia:List of days VolatileChemical forgets to lock the front door to his house|list of days I forget to lock the front door to my house]], and [[Wikipedia:Combination to the safe that houses his easily stealable $70 000 vase from the Zing dynasty|combination to the safe that houses my easily stealable $70 000 vase from the]] [[Wikipedia:Zing Dynasty|Zing dynasty]]!"</nowiki>

Only, with my real name, all that information I said I'd give out, and my real town of residence with the correct state and country.

But I'm not gonna give it to you! I'm not one of those carelessly explicitly detail-giving wiki users on this...uh...wiki. Like [[User:JoeyDay|some people we know]] who feel the need to [[HRWiki:Donations#Make a donation|trustingly give out all their personal information ''on the internet'' where anyone could see it and rob them]].

I really like [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]], as I have for about four<nowiki>*</nowiki> years, so I decided to help the people on this site [[HRWiki:About|chronicle]] everything we know about [[Homestar Runner|him]].
And some [[Characters|other guys]]. And [[Marzipan]]. And the [[Characters#Secondary characters|peoples who have yet to be determined]]. ''shudders'' Anyway, I hail from [[Far Off Lands|Canada]], and, as a part of the [[Free Country, USA#Politics|monarchial commonwealth]], am a faithful [[:Category:King's Servants|servant]] and [[lackey]] of the [[The King of Town|crown]]. As a [[Coach Zed|Canuck]], I am obsessed with, uh...[[Cold One|beer]], especially [[Cold One#Coldson Lite|Canadian beer]], and [[Ducks|duck hunting]], probably. A useless hunk of skin, bones, [[:Image:thecheat physiology.png|interior organs]] and unidentifiable [[Whatsit|crap]], and as a fan of the series, my body is just a lot of [[:Category:Fan Material|fan material]]. No pun intended. Well, yes there was, a little.

I'm slightly proud that I created [[The Cheat's Smoking|a certain page]], until it was changed to being [the biggest] section of [[Smoking|this page]]. I also wrote the [[Template:Infobox Band|band infobox template]] for all the fictional [[:Category:Bands|bands]] in Homestar Runner, though some credit should be given to [[User:Sam Goldfish|this Sam guy]] for setting up the template page. The scructure formatting for [[Kissyboots]] was a nightmare, particularly finding a way to seperate the first and second paragraphs. Also, I created [[The Simpsons]]. The article, not the show. Uh, wait, did anyone who read that think I meant the show? Did you believe me? If you did, please disregard my last comment. I ''did'' create The Simpsons, I am awesome. You're so welcome.

To go along with the annoying self-promoting wiki user stereotype, I have an [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/676385/ obligatory account on fanfiction.net], I have a DeviantArt account which I will not link because I never update to it, and I have also set up a [http://www.mindsay.com/ Mindsay] [http://strongsad.mindsay.com/ version] of [[Strong Sad's Blog|Strong Sad's blog]]/[[Strong Sad's Diary|diary]]/[[Strong Sad's Journal|journal]]. And yes, in case you were wondering, which you probably weren't, ''I'' made those three redirect pages.

This is a cool website, but the main problem is that whenever a new toon comes out, the edit conflicts that follow immediately after would be hard for the United Nations to resolve. Pages that caused me particularly high annoyance due to edit conflicts include [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], [[space program]] and [[pop-up]]. I got maybe a line and a half into the page text somewhere around every 7 minutes, if I was unusually fast, and it was usually on my fifth try, after I had realized that I had to copy and paste the text I wanted to add instead of taking the time to type it if I wanted to save it uninterrupted. Which is weird, because [[User:Phlip|Phlip]] [[User:Phlip#Miscellaneous Randomness and Random Miscellany|thinks]] I co-wrote the transcript of ''space program'' with him. I'm not complaining, I think that's awesome, but I just don't agree with that. Then again, I ''do'' have 28 edits on the transcript...more than anyone...anyways, who cares.

My favourite [[toons|toon]] is [[Strong Bad is in Jail|the one where Strong Bad is in jail]]. My favourite [[Strong Bad Email]] is [[couch patch]].

Oh, I have to say that this is my absolute favourite quote from the site:

<blockquote class="lappy email">
]So, Jackson, as you can plainly see, things move a mile a 
minute 'round her'. Except for that Strong Sad. That guy's 
a real bore. And quite a fan of Danish physicist Niels Bohr. 
The most aptly named of all Danish physicists. 
</blockquote>

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Actual time of likeage may or may not actually be five years. Expert archeologists and romantic comedy film screenplay writers alike estimate around four to five, but the actual time was lost centuries ago<nowiki>**</nowiki>.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>This may or may not be true as well.

First edit in a while: in light of the 200th email adding "squeazled" to the long portfolio of portmanteaux of Homestar Runner canon, I must say my proudest accomplishment on this website is first creating the wiki's now very long and oft-edited page for [[Portmanteaus|said portmanteaux]]. Yays.

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Blatant Lies

VolatileChemical — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:40:14 GMT

VolatileChemical:

[[Image:Notswimpractice.PNG|thumb|"On Saturday I certainly '''don't''' wake up at 6 A.M., put on a [[Wikipedia:Speedo|Speedo]], and go to swim practice."]]
Several [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] characters, most notably [[Strong Bad]], have been known to '''lie blatantly''' to one another or to the audience, often in an attempt to persuade others of the veracity of a situation, when in fact the opposite is extremely obvious.

==Appearances==
===Strong Bad Emails===
*Email [[sugarbob]] — Strong Bad types in different colors and fonts to try to convince the emailer's girlfriend that he is taken by several other girlfriends.
*Email [[lures & jigs]] — Strong Bad nervously insists he knows about [[Strong Bad's Ladies|the ladies]], mere seconds after casually admitting he knows nothing about them.
*Email [[huttah!]] — Strong Bad asserts that cheese and anvils are two of the finest things in life, after [[The Cheat]] walks in on his claiming that The Cheat resembles these two items. Also, he then tapes a piece of paper reading "the cheat" on the [[Compy 386]] to make it look as if emails to him are to The Cheat.
*Email [[stunt double]] — Strong Bad says that he doesn't use a stunt double. When ''Dangeresque II: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1'' is then shown, it is obvious that [[Strong Sad]] is Strong Bad's stunt double.
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Bad is singing while standing on the stool when Strong Sad walks in. Strong Bad claims that he was just checking the lights, even though the ceiling of the [[Computer Room]] is far too high for him to reach.
*Email [[crying]] — When Strong Bad begins to sniffle over [[Li'l Brudder]], he runs off claiming that he just has "a food" in the oven.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Bad tries to convince the viewer that on Saturdays, he does not go to swim practice, and instead takes battle axe lessons. In an [[Easter egg]], Strong Sad is seen telling Strong Bad that they are late for swim practice.
*Email [[extra plug]] — After saying that the hot girl that he will be dancing with will be The Cheat, Strong Bad catches himself and states that it will be an actual hot girl.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad sings "Comin' in to work on time.." while coming to his job at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] 15 minutes late.
*Email [[secret identity]] — Strong Bad says that his secret identity is The Poopsmith, only to be disproven when The Poopsmith himself walks in. He and the Poopsmith have also been seen together on numerous occasions.
*Email [[2 emails]] — Strong Bad says that he is holding the [[Ladies' Choice Awards]], but no ladies show up.
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad claims to have written a children's book, though it is clear he simply scratched out the author's name and replaced it with his own.
*Email [[local news]] — Strong Bad says that he has to go and do something completely unrelated to throwing together the local news that the sender of this email asked about.
*Email [[long pants]] — Strong Bad says his white correction pen is an "electronic light-pen input high-tech expensive device", but later says quietly, "Stupid... made-up technology... that I made up... paint pen..."
*Email [[record book]] — Strong Bad claims to have "accidentally made breakfast" all over his previous record.
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad claims that he got a message on his "answering machine" from "Delilelia". It is obvious that he is the one providing the girl's voice, and that the "answering machine" is just a clock radio.
*Email [[road trip]] — Strong Bad emphasizes that a "not originally yellow spotted sheet" is from Strong Sad's room, and not his room.
*Email [[4 branches]] — [[Homestar Runner]] claims that moving into his mascot costume was "probably the coolest and least locking-[himself]-out-of-[his]-house-enest decision" he ever made.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — After [[Coach Z]] and Homestar accuse themselves of being [[The Thnikkaman]] and stealing the [[Lappy 486]], respectively, they both try to cover it up by talking about "sports team".
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — Strong Bad claims that his strongest event in the [[Strong Badathlon (contest)|Strong Badathlon]] is "Probably Something with Guitars, lasers, Robots, and Hot Girls". This event is only shown in [[Powered by The Cheat]] form, possibly suggesting that the event did not actually take place.
*Email [[the movies]] — [[The King of Town]] insists that his many trays of sizzling fajitas came from a box of [[Wikipedia:Milk Duds|Milk Duds]].
*Email [[from work]] — [[Bubs]] tries to cover up the fact that he was going to go and play a gnome tasering game by saying that he was going to get back to "upgrading the... taserin' that gnome... server".
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Bad tells Strong Sad that the body spray he's putting on is really the blood of slain warrior mammoths.
*Email [[winter pool]] — Strong Bad tells the sender that they used the pool for skateboarding and taped it but they got accidentally taped over with cooking shows. He later refers to this year's antics as "less pretend", revealing the truth of the skateboarding story.
*Email [[licensed]] — After showing Pom Pom his "unlicensed" Strong Bad wares in his trench coat, Bubs tells Strong Bad and The Cheat that he is wearing the trench coat because he is a "public flasher."

===Marzipan's Answering Machine===
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]
**After leaving Marzipan a prank call, Strong Bad calls back for baking advice, insisting that he is calling her for the first time that day.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]]
**When [[Pom Pom]] calls and apparently tells Marzipan about something that Homestar said, Homestar repeatedly insists that he did not say that, and that Pom Pom is crazy.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]]
**When Strong Bad calls, he says that he has a real girlfriend for whom he needs to buy a Valentine's Day present.
**Homestar pretends to be a dial tone after realizing that he has called Marzipan annoying and overbearing on her own answering machine.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
**When Strong Bad calls, he says that tofu is made from baby seals.

===Other===
*[[The King of Town DVD]] — Near the end of the commentary, Strong Bad claims that The King of Town does not live in a castle; instead, he lives in an apartment next door to him.
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — Strong Bad claims to have a super-hot girlfriend who recently got sucked into a wormhole.
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — Strong Bad calls Marzipan, pretending to be Homestar Runner, saying that he killed Pom Pom, ''while'' Homestar was at Marzipan's house.
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] — For almost the entire 'toon, Strong Bad and his gang attempt to convince Homestar that there is something cool in their paper bags. Bubs convinces Homestar that he knows nothing about Strong Bad's plan to get free drinks. Later on, Strong Bad tells Homestar that the thing in the bag escaped into the mountains.
*[[Broken Compy Menu]] — When Bubs asks Homestar, who was previously arguing, what he is doing at the stand, Homestar replies that he was talking to nobody, everybody, or [[Strong Mad]]. When asked where Strong Mad is now, Homestar says that he flew away. Later on, Bubs claims to Homestar that the shotgunned [[Compy 386]] is a low-priced automobile.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — While talking on the phone, Coach Z claims that he is not alone and his phone is plugged in, but nobody is nearby and the [[Disconnected Telephones|phone is unplugged]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — After being caught making out with a drawing of [[The Ugly One]], Strong Bad claims that it is a piece of pizza and hurriedly stuffs the drawing into his mouth.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — The King of Town tries to convince Homestar that he is not trying to find a ham sandwich that he had buried in the [[Spooky Woods]] when he was nine. [[The Poopsmith]] is seen right next to him, digging holes.
*[[Weclome Back]] — Strong Bad claims to have accidentally "mashed record and stop" on his camera before jumping out of the plane. However, the unbelievable story he recounts about what happened during his descent makes it obvious that he is lying about the entire event.
*[[Arcade Game]] — When Homestar asks Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat what they are playing, Strong Bad claims that they are doing The Cheat's taxes.
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] — Strong Bad shows off alleged screenshots of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|his upcoming game]], all of which have been edited very poorly. Despite this, he claims to be playing "[[Not X|Not MS Paint]]".

==See Also==
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls]]
*[[History according to Strong Bad]]
*[[Strong Bad's Ladies]]
*[[Exaggerated Strong Bad]]
*[[Allegedly Real Things]]

[[Category:Exaggeration running gags]]

User:VolatileChemical

VolatileChemical — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:37:53 GMT

VolatileChemical:

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''This page has been vandalised 42 times. By the user it belongs to. And [[User:Tom|this guy]]. [[User:The thing|This guy, too]]. And [[:User:GrapeNuts|these]] [[:User:The Cheatbot|things]]''.</div> [[Image:Homestarapocalypsenow.png|thumb|250px|left|My Homestarized version of the [[Wikipedia:Apocalypse Now|Apocalypse Now]] poster. Feel free to compare [[Wikipedia:Image:ApocalypseNowBlack.JPG|here]].]]Hi. I'm '''VolatileChemical'''. You may have come here in hopes of me join, <nowiki>"Hi, I'm '''VolatileChemical'''! My real name is [[the bet|Kevin DuBrow]], and I live in [[Wikipedia:Salt Lake City, Utah|Salt Lake City, Michigan]]. If you would like to send me a donation for something or other, here's my [[Wikipedia:Home address|home address]], [[Wikipedia:Phone number|phone number]], [[Wikipedia:Computer password|computer passwords]], [[Wikipedia:Credit card information|credit card information]], [[Wikipedia:List of days VolatileChemical forgets to lock the front door to his house|list of days I forget to lock the front door to my house]], and [[Wikipedia:Combination to the safe that houses his easily stealable $70 000 vase from the Zing dynasty|combination to the safe that houses my easily stealable $70 000 vase from the]] [[Wikipedia:Zing Dynasty|Zing dynasty]]!"</nowiki>

Only, with my real name, all that information I said I'd give out, and my real town of residence with the correct state and country.

But I'm not gonna give it to you! I'm not one of those carelessly explicitly detail-giving wiki users on this...uh...wiki. Like [[User:JoeyDay|some people we know]] who feel the need to [[HRWiki:Donations#Make a donation|trustingly give out all their personal information ''on the internet'' where anyone could see it and rob them]].

I really like [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]], as I have for about four<nowiki>*</nowiki> years, so I decided to help the people on this site [[HRWiki:About|chronicle]] everything we know about [[Homestar Runner|him]].
And some [[Characters|other guys]]. And [[Marzipan]]. And the [[Characters#Secondary characters|peoples who have yet to be determined]]. ''shudders'' Anyway, I hail from [[Far Off Lands|Canada]], and, as a part of the [[Free Country, USA#Politics|monarchial commonwealth]], am a faithful [[:Category:King's Servants|servant]] and [[lackey]] of the [[The King of Town|crown]]. As a [[Coach Zed|Canuck]], I am obsessed with, uh...[[Cold One|beer]], especially [[Cold One#Coldson Lite|Canadian beer]], and [[Ducks|duck hunting]], probably. A useless hunk of skin, bones, [[:Image:thecheat physiology.png|interior organs]] and unidentifiable [[Whatsit|crap]], and as a fan of the series, my body is just a lot of [[:Category:Fan Material|fan material]]. No pun intended. Well, yes there was, a little.

I'm slightly proud that I created [[The Cheat's Smoking|a certain page]], until it was changed to being [the biggest] section of [[Smoking|this page]]. I also wrote the [[Template:Infobox Band|band infobox template]] for all the fictional [[:Category:Bands|bands]] in Homestar Runner, though some credit should be given to [[User:Sam Goldfish|this Sam guy]] for setting up the template page. The scructure formatting for [[Kissyboots]] was a nightmare, particularly finding a way to seperate the first and second paragraphs. Also, I created [[The Simpsons]]. The article, not the show. Uh, wait, did anyone who read that think I meant the show? Did you believe me? If you did, please disregard my last comment. I ''did'' create The Simpsons, I am awesome. You're so welcome.

To go along with the annoying self-promoting wiki user stereotype, I have an [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/676385/ obligatory account on fanfiction.net], I have a DeviantArt account which I will not link because I never update to it, and I have also set up a [http://www.mindsay.com/ Mindsay] [http://strongsad.mindsay.com/ version] of [[Strong Sad's Blog|Strong Sad's blog]]/[[Strong Sad's Diary|diary]]/[[Strong Sad's Journal|journal]]. And yes, in case you were wondering, which you probably weren't, ''I'' made those three redirect pages.

This is a cool website, but the main problem is that whenever a new toon comes out, the edit conflicts that follow immediately after would be hard for the United Nations to resolve. Pages that caused me particularly high annoyance due to edit conflicts include [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], [[space program]] and [[pop-up]]. I got maybe a line and a half into the page text somewhere around every 7 minutes, if I was unusually fast, and it was usually on my fifth try, after I had realized that I had to copy and paste the text I wanted to add instead of taking the time to type it if I wanted to save it uninterrupted. Which is weird, because [[User:Phlip|Phlip]] [[User:Phlip#Miscellaneous Randomness and Random Miscellany|thinks]] I co-wrote the transcript of ''space program'' with him. I'm not complaining, I think that's awesome, but I just don't agree with that. Then again, I ''do'' have 28 edits on the transcript...more than anyone...anyways, who cares.

My favourite [[toons|toon]] is [[Strong Bad is in Jail|the one where Strong Bad is in jail]]. My favourite [[Strong Bad Email]] is [[couch patch]].

Oh, I have to say that this is my absolute favourite quote from the site:

<blockquote class="lappy email">
]So, Jackson, as you can plainly see, things move a mile a 
minute 'round her'. Except for that Strong Sad. That guy's 
a real bore. And quite a fan of Danish physicist Niels Bohr. 
The most aptly named of all Danish physicists. 
</blockquote>

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Actual time of likeage may or may not actually be five years. Expert archeologists and romantic comedy film screenplay writers alike estimate around four to five, but the actual time was lost centuries ago<nowiki>**</nowiki>.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>This may or may not be true as well.

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User:VolatileChemical

VolatileChemical — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:32:46 GMT

VolatileChemical:

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[[Image:Biohazard2.jpg|150px]]
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| align="center" colspan="2" style="border-bottom:3px solid gray;" | ''Don't get too close!
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| bgcolor="#efefef" | Age
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | 17 (?)
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| bgcolor="#efefef" | Location
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | That one place...
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| bgcolor="#efefef" | Galaxy
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | [[Wikipedia:Milky Way|Vilact]]
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| bgcolor="#dfefff" | [[Wikipedia:Pie|Pie-]][[Wikipedia:Weapon|wielding]] [[Wikipedia:Baboon|baboons]]
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| bgcolor="#efefef" | Favourite Books
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | [[Wikipedia:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|H2G2]], [[Wikipedia:Ninteen Eighty-Four|1984]], [[Wikipedia:Animal Farm|AF]]
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| bgcolor="#efefef" | Favourite Movie
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371724/ H2G2]
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| bgcolor="#dfefff" | [[Wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]], my friend Jason
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| bgcolor="#efefef" | Favourite Game
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | I don't know...
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| bgcolor="#efefef" | Favourite Card Game
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | Cheat!
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''This page has been vandalised 42 times. By the user it belongs to. And [[User:Tom|this guy]]. [[User:The thing|This guy, too]]''. And [[:User:GrapeNuts|these]] [[:User:The Cheatbot|things]].</div> 
[[Image:Homestarapocalypsenow.png|thumb|250px|left|My Homestarized version of the [[Wikipedia:Apocalypse Now|Apocalypse Now]] poster. Feel free to compare [[Wikipedia:Image:ApocalypseNowBlack.JPG|here]].]]Hi. I'm '''VolatileChemical'''. You may have come here in hopes of me join, <nowiki>"Hi, I'm '''VolatileChemical'''! My real name is [[the bet|Kevin DuBrow]], and I live in [[Wikipedia:Salt Lake City, Utah|Salt Lake City, Michigan]]. If you would like to send me a donation for something or other, here's my [[Wikipedia:Home address|home address]], [[Wikipedia:Phone number|phone number]], [[Wikipedia:Computer password|computer passwords]], [[Wikipedia:Credit card information|credit card information]], [[Wikipedia:List of days VolatileChemical forgets to lock the front door to his house|list of days I forget to lock the front door to my house]], and [[Wikipedia:Combination to the safe that houses his easily stealable $70 000 vase from the Zing dynasty|combination to the safe that houses my easily stealable $70 000 vase from the]] [[Wikipedia:Zing Dynasty|Zing dynasty]]!"</nowiki>

Only, with my real name, all that information I said I'd give out, and my real town of residence with the correct state and country.

But I'm not gonna give it to you! I'm not one of those carelessly explicitly detail-giving wiki users on this...uh...wiki. Like [[User:JoeyDay|some people we know]] who feel the need to [[HRWiki:Donations#Make a donation|trustingly give out all their personal information ''on the internet'' where anyone could see it and rob them]].

I really like [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]], as I have for about four<nowiki>*</nowiki> years, so I decided to help the people on this site [[HRWiki:About|chronicle]] everything we know about [[Homestar Runner|him]].
And some [[Characters|other guys]]. And [[Marzipan]]. And the [[Characters#Secondary characters|peoples who have yet to be determined]]. ''shudders'' Anyway, I hail from [[Far Off Lands|Canada]], and, as a part of the [[Free Country, USA#Politics|monarchial commonwealth]], am a faithful [[:Category:King's Servants|servant]] and [[lackey]] of the [[The King of Town|crown]]. As a [[Coach Zed|Canuck]], I am obsessed with, uh...[[Cold One|beer]], especially [[Cold One#Coldson Lite|Canadian beer]], and [[Ducks|duck hunting]], probably. A useless hunk of skin, bones, [[:Image:thecheat physiology.png|interior organs]] and unidentifiable [[Whatsit|crap]], and as a fan of the series, my construction is just a lot of [[:Category:Fan Material|fan material]]. No pun intended. Well, yes there was, a little.

I'm slightly proud that I created [[The Cheat's Smoking|a certain page]], until it was changed to being [the biggest] section of [[Smoking|this page]]. I also wrote the [[Template:Infobox Band|band infobox template]] for all the fictional [[:Category:Bands|bands]] in Homestar Runner, though some credit should be given to [[User:Sam Goldfish|this Sam guy]] for setting up the template page. The scructure formatting for [[Kissyboots]] was a nightmare, particularly finding a way to seperate the first and second paragraphs. Also, I created [[The Simpsons]]. The article, not the show. Uh, wait, did anyone who read that think I meant the show? Did you believe me? If you did, please disregard my last comment. I ''did'' create The Simpsons, I am awesome. You're so welcome.

To go along with the annoying self-promoting wiki user stereotype, I have an [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/676385/ obligatory account on fanfiction.net], I have a DeviantArt account which I will not link because I never update to it, and I have also set up a [http://www.mindsay.com/ Mindsay] [http://strongsad.mindsay.com/ version] of [[Strong Sad's Blog|Strong Sad's blog]]/[[Strong Sad's Diary|diary]]/[[Strong Sad's Journal|journal]]. And yes, in case you were wondering, which you probably weren't, ''I'' made those three redirect pages.

This is a cool website, but the main problem is that whenever a new toon comes out, the edit conflicts that follow immediately after would be hard for the United Nations to resolve. Pages that caused me particularly high annoyance due to edit conflicts include [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], [[space program]] and [[pop-up]]. I got maybe a line and a half into the page text somewhere around every 7 minutes, if I was unusually fast, and it was usually on my fifth try, after I had realized that I had to copy and paste the text I wanted to add instead of taking the time to type it if I wanted to save it uninterrupted. Which is weird, because [[User:Phlip|Phlip]] [[User:Phlip#Miscellaneous Randomness and Random Miscellany|thinks]] I co-wrote the transcript of ''space program'' with him. I'm not complaining, I think that's awesome, but I just don't agree with that. Then again, I ''do'' have 28 edits on the transcript...more than anyone...anyways, who cares.

My favourite [[toons|toon]] is [[Strong Bad is in Jail|the one where Strong Bad is in jail]]. My favourite [[Strong Bad Email]] is [[couch patch]].

Oh, I have to say that this is my absolute favourite quote from the site:

<blockquote class="lappy email">
]So, Jackson, as you can plainly see, things move a mile a 
minute 'round her'. Except for that Strong Sad. That guy's 
a real bore. And quite a fan of Danish physicist Niels Bohr. 
The most aptly named of all Danish physicists. 
</blockquote>

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Actual time of likeage may or may not actually be five years. Expert archeologists and romantic comedy film screenplay writers alike estimate around four to five, but the actual time was lost centuries ago<nowiki>**</nowiki>.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>This may or may not be true as well.

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User:VolatileChemical

VolatileChemical — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:26:41 GMT

VolatileChemical:

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| align="center" colspan="2" style="border-bottom:3px solid gray;" | ''Don't get too close!
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| bgcolor="#efefef" | Age
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | 17 (?)
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| bgcolor="#efefef" | Location
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | That one place...
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| bgcolor="#efefef" | Galaxy
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | [[Wikipedia:Milky Way|Vilact]]
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| bgcolor="#efefef" | Biggest Fear
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | [[Wikipedia:Pie|Pie-]][[Wikipedia:Weapon|wielding]] [[Wikipedia:Baboon|baboons]]
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| bgcolor="#efefef" | Favourite Books
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | [[Wikipedia:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|H2G2]], [[Wikipedia:Ninteen Eighty-Four|1984]], [[Wikipedia:Animal Farm|AF]]
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| bgcolor="#efefef" | Favourite Movie
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371724/ H2G2]
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| bgcolor="#efefef" | Favourite Author
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | [[Wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]], my friend Jason
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| bgcolor="#efefef" | Favourite Game
| bgcolor="#dfefff" | I don't know...
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| bgcolor="#dfefff" | Cheat!
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''This page has been vandalised 35 times. By the user it belongs to. And [[User:Tom|this guy]]. [[User:The thing|This guy, too]]''.</div> 
[[Image:Homestarapocalypsenow.png|thumb|250px|left|My Homestarized version of the [[Wikipedia:Apocalypse Now|Apocalypse Now]] poster. Feel free to compare [[Wikipedia:Image:ApocalypseNowBlack.JPG|here]].]]
Hi. I'm '''VolatileChemical'''. You may have come here in hopes of me join, <nowiki>"Hi, I'm '''VolatileChemical'''! My real name is [[the bet|Kevin DuBrow]], and I live in [[Wikipedia:Salt Lake City, Utah|Salt Lake City, Michigan]]. If you would like to send me a donation for something or other, here's my [[Wikipedia:Home address|home address]], [[Wikipedia:Phone number|phone number]], [[Wikipedia:Computer password|computer passwords]], [[Wikipedia:Credit card information|credit card information]], [[Wikipedia:List of days VolatileChemical forgets to lock the front door to his house|list of days I forget to lock the front door to my house]], and [[Wikipedia:Combination to the safe that houses his easily stealable $70 000 vase from the Zing dynasty|combination to the safe that houses my easily stealable $70 000 vase from the]] [[Wikipedia:Zing Dynasty|Zing dynasty]]!"</nowiki>

Only, with my real name, all that information I said I'd give out, and my real town of residence with the correct state and country.

But I'm not gonna give it to you! I'm not one of those carelessly explicitly detail-giving wiki users on this...uh...wiki. Like [[User:JoeyDay|some people we know]] who feel the need to [[HRWiki:Donations#Make a donation|trustingly give out all their personal information ''on the internet'' where anyone could see it and rob them]].

I really like [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]], as I have for about four<nowiki>*</nowiki> years, so I decided to help the people on this site [[HRWiki:About|chronicle]] everything we know about [[Homestar Runner|him]].
And some [[Characters|other guys]]. And [[Marzipan]]. And the [[Characters#Secondary characters|peoples who have yet to be determined]]. ''shudders'' Anyway, I hail from [[Far Off Lands|Canada]], and, as a part of the [[Free Country, USA#Politics|monarchial commonwealth]], am a faithful [[:Category:King's Servants|servant]] and [[lackey]] of the [[The King of Town|crown]]. As a [[Coach Zed|Canuck]], I am obsessed with, uh...[[Cold One|beer]], especially [[Cold One#Coldson Lite|Canadian beer]], and [[Ducks|duck hunting]], probably. A useless hunk of skin, bones, [[:Image:thecheat physiology.png|interior organs]] and unidentifiable [[Whatsit|crap]], and as a fan of the series, my construction is just a lot of [[:Category:Fan Material|fan material]]. No pun intended. Well, yes there was, a little.

I'm slightly proud that I created [[The Cheat's Smoking|a certain page]], until it was changed to being [the biggest] section of [[Smoking|this page]]. I also wrote the [[Template:Infobox Band|band infobox template]] for all the fictional [[:Category:Bands|bands]] in Homestar Runner, though some credit should be given to [[User:Sam Goldfish|this Sam guy]] for setting up the template page. The scructure formatting for [[Kissyboots]] was a nightmare, particularly finding a way to seperate the first and second paragraphs. Also, I created [[The Simpsons]]. The article, not the show. Uh, wait, did anyone who read that think I meant the show? Did you believe me? If you did, please disregard my last comment. I ''did'' create The Simpsons, I am awesome. You're so welcome.

To go along with the annoying self-promoting wiki user stereotype, I have an [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/676385/ obligatory account on fanfiction.net], I have a DeviantArt account which I will not link because I never update to it, and I have also set up a [http://www.mindsay.com/ Mindsay] [http://strongsad.mindsay.com/ version] of [[Strong Sad's Blog|Strong Sad's blog]]/[[Strong Sad's Diary|diary]]/[[Strong Sad's Journal|journal]]. And yes, in case you were wondering, which you probably weren't, ''I'' made those three redirect pages.

This is a cool website, but the main problem is that whenever a new toon comes out, the edit conflicts that follow immediately after would be hard for the United Nations to resolve. Pages that caused me particularly high annoyance due to edit conflicts include [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], [[space program]] and [[pop-up]]. I got maybe a line and a half into the page text somewhere around every 7 minutes, if I was unusually fast, and it was usually on my fifth try, after I had realized that I had to copy and paste the text I wanted to add instead of taking the time to type it if I wanted to save it uninterrupted. Which is weird, because [[User:Phlip|Phlip]] [[User:Phlip#Miscellaneous Randomness and Random Miscellany|thinks]] I co-wrote the transcript of ''space program'' with him. I'm not complaining, I think that's awesome, but I just don't agree with that. Then again, I ''do'' have 28 edits on the transcript...more than anyone...anyways, who cares.

My favourite [[toons|toon]] is [[Strong Bad is in Jail|the one where Strong Bad is in jail]]. My favourite [[Strong Bad Email]] is [[couch patch]].

Oh, I have to say that this is my absolute favourite quote from the site:

<blockquote class="lappy email">
]So, Jackson, as you can plainly see, things move a mile a 
minute 'round her'. Except for that Strong Sad. That guy's 
a real bore. And quite a fan of Danish physicist Niels Bohr. 
The most aptly named of all Danish physicists. 
</blockquote>

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Actual time of likeage may or may not actually be five years. Expert archeologists and romantic comedy film screenplay writers alike estimate around four to five, but the actual time was lost centuries ago<nowiki>**</nowiki>.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>This may or may not be true as well.

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SBCG4AP Tech Demo

VolatileChemical — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 22:19:16 GMT

VolatileChemical: /* Easter Eggs */

[[Image:SBCG4AP Tech Demo.png|thumb|"You love it!"]]

Strong Bad unveils a demo of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].

'''Cast: (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}'''

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

== Description ==
The game is played by using the arrow keys. By getting close to certain objects, a message will pop up. The game is not made very well; the engine is very, very simple and you often get stuck. The graphics are also very crude, with some white areas around them.

== Easter Eggs ==
*Clicking the bush in the lower left hand corner will turn Homestar into a [[mustache]]d [[French]]man. If Strong Bad walks up to him, "What's up Stache Frenchman? YOU WIN!" will appear onscreen.

==Fun Facts==
*In addition to the bush Easter egg, there are two additional clickable areas: one on Strong Bad's mouth as he moves, and another in upper left corner. Clicking on either of these places will not cause anything to happen.

==External Links==
*[http://files.telltalegames.com/strongbad/videos/sbdev_demo2.swf Play SBCG4AP Tech Demo]
{{SBCG4AP}}
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MS Paint

VolatileChemical — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:36:15 GMT

VolatileChemical:

[[Image:dinosaurbreakfast.PNG|thumb|A fairly hot MS Paint brontosaurus.]]

[[Strong Bad]] seems to consider pictures created with [[Wikipedia:Paint (software)|'''MS Paint''']] extremely low-quality art.

==Appearances==
*[[Fan Stuff]] — The caption for page 46 mentions the "Tyranny of MS Paint!".
*Email [[lunch special]] — [[Strong Mad]] sends Strong Bad an MS Paint drawing of a "brontosaurus eating breakfast".
*Email [[web comics]] — Strong Bad suggests that web comic makers MS Paint their way to a non-punchline, which also appears as an option in [[Make-o Your Own Stinko]].
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] — Strong Bad uses MS Paint to touch up some screenshots (while claiming he's [[Not X|not]]).

[[Category:Electronics running gags]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 12

VolatileChemical — Sat, 31 May 2008 02:26:37 GMT

VolatileChemical:

{{tgsnav|12|Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11|Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13}}

[[Image:TeenGirlSquad12.png|200px|thumb|"SEVERAL BOYS!"]]

The Teen Girl Squad celebrates "Vamlumtime's Day", in glorious red pen style!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Patchbeard|Patchbeard]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Band Name Boys|Band Name Boys]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mrs. Embalmo|Mrs. Embalmo]], {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Tines Racer|Tines Racer]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mindy|Mindy]],
[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Strong Bad Robot|Strong Bad Robot]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Class Prez|Class Prez]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Wireless Wizard|Wireless Wizard]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The USB Dongle Goblin|The USB Dongle Goblin]], [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#D N'D Greg|D N'D Greg]] (Easter egg), [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The School|The School]], Mindy's Shrine

'''Date:''' Monday, February 12, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 3:20

'''Page Title:''' Vamlumtimes Day!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 3}}

==Transcript==
''{The traditional "teen girl squad" title page appears, with "issue 12" in the upper-left hand corner and "by: strong bad" in the lower-right. Nearly the entire toon is drawn in red ink.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{red undies!}'' So and So! ''{whitman's sampler!}'' What's Her Face! ''{black roses!}'' The Ugly One! ''{pink eye!}''

''{The four teen girls are standing together.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Two, three, four... ''{all four girls begin dancing and clapping}'' What time is it?

''{The girls jump into the air. This is repeated until Cheerleader asks how to get several boys.}''

'''ALL:''' IT'S VALENTIMES! 
'''SO AND SO:''' ''{simultaneously}'' -tines!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' What time is it?

'''ALL:''' IT'S VALENTIMES! 
'''SO AND SO:''' ''{simultaneously}'' -tines!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' What we gonna get?

'''ALL:''' SEVERAL BOYS!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' How we gonna get 'em?

''{Everyone stops dancing. Cheerleader folds her arms and glares, and the other three girls assume nervous, thinking poses.}''

'''SO AND SO, THE UGLY ONE, AND WHAT'S HER FACE:''' uh... um... er...

''{Close-up of So and So, with a forked tongue}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Mock U.N. medals?

''{Close-up of What's Her Face}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Wearing unflattering clothing?

''{Cut back to all four girls.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Voodoo? Is it voodoo?

''{Close-up of The Ugly One, who has a furrowed brow and is sticking pins into a doll of Arrow'd Guy.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' VOODOO!!!!!!

''{Cut back to all four girls.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' You three are adorable. Maybe I'll come visit you at the convent or library someday.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{leaps in the air}'' You'll find me in the reference section!!!

''{Cut to a close-up of Cheerleader screaming at a frightened So and So.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Shut yer plaid skirted face! Here comes a boy!

''{Zoom out to Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One standing in front of lockers. A bespectacled boy with freckles, patchy facial hair, and a glum expression approaches with his hands in his pockets.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Hi there, patchbeard, I betcha never get carded with a mossy chin like that.

''{The boy bends on one knee and holds up a valentine. Cheerleader smiles from ear to ear.}''

'''PATCHBEARD:''' ''{in a gravelly voice}'' You're blond and you acknowledged my facial stubbery. Will you be my valentine?

''{Close-up of Cheerleader, who holds up the valentine triumphantly.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Yesss! Now get outta here Peter Puberty. Mama's got bigger fish to fry.

''{Cheerleader clubs the boy over the head, knocking his glasses off.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' CLONK!

''{Two boys approach What's Her Face.}''

'''BOY 1:''' ''{speaking to Boy 2}'' Band name. ''Band name.'' Band name. Band name.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Uh, hi. I like music. And um... cloth.

''{What's Her Face hangs her head in sadness.}''

'''BOY 2:''' ''{speaking to Boy 1}'' Did that dude just tell you she likes cloth?

'''BOY 1:''' "She likes cloth" — that's a good band name.

''{A transition slide of a hairy, muscled, bare chest with a necklace reading "meanwhile" appears.}''

''{Cheerleader clubs a football with a face, legs, and arms as she holds its valentine. Several unconscious football-men lie to one side of her and a pile of valentines lies on her other side.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' CLONK!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{speaking to The Ugly One}'' I got valentime cards from every football player except one!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I got cards from every ''lunchlady'' except one!

''{Cut to The Ugly One holding a tray in front of a cafeteria bar with a cobwebbed skeleton wearing a hair net standing behind it. A creaking noise is heard.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Excuse me, Mrs. Embalmo...

''{The Arrow'd Guy knocks the skeleton aside as he stabs a voodoo doll of The Ugly One with pins. Pins also stick out of The Ugly One herself.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BAD JUJU!!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Owww! My the fact that I was alive a second ago!

''{So and So, Cheerleader, and What's Her Face stand next to The Ugly One's body.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I'll notify her next of... uh... fruit cup. ''{holds up a fruit cup and cries}'' I'm so sorry to have to tell you this...

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{angrily}'' Stop talking to fruit! Valentimes is serious times!

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{annoyed}'' ''-tines.''

''{Zoom in on Cheerleader, who glares angrily with her hands on her hips.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' What?

''{Zoom out to all three remaining girls.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{shouting so loud her mouth is shaped like a heart}'' Valen-TINES!! T-I-N—

''{Cut to a fork with a face driving a Tines race car.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating the sound of a car engine}'' TINES! TINES! TINES!

''{The Tines car comes closer and closer until it runs over So and So.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' TINES!

''{Cut to Cheerleader and What's Her Face standing and talking next to So and So's body, which is covered with black skid marks.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' As I was saying, Vamlumtime's Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred.

''{Cut to four girls prostrating in front of a portrait of Mindy surrounded by burning candles and plaques reading "mindy", "chief cheerleader", and "1984-1987".}''

'''FOUR GIRLS:''' ''{bowing and chanting}'' Mindy! Mindy!

''{Cut back to Cheerleader.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' It's time to resort to plan... ''{holds up a cell phone reading "txtorz"}'' TXT!!

''{Zoom out to a robot dancing in front of Cheerleader, with Strong Bad's Face on it}''

'''STRONG BAD ROBOT:''' TECH-NO-LOGiCAL RO-MANCE!

''{Zoom in on Cheerleader sending a text message with a poster of the class president in the background.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{text messaging}'' Hy, Clas Prez! Cn i B Yr VLNT9?

''{Pan to the class president, standing on the other side of his poster, holding a phone made out of crackers with a bite taken out of it}''

'''CLASS PREZ:''' ''{text messaging}'' Def. U R A ttl haw-T.

''{Pan back to Cheerleader.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{text messaging}'' U ROOL! KO)->

''{Zoom out to the two of them as the class president speaks to Cheerleader, who is still furiously typing on her cell phone.}''

'''CLASS PREZ:''' Whattaya mean I'm less than B?

''{An angry wizard appears in a cloud of smoke and surprises the two of them.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' WIRELESS WIZARD!!

''{Zoom in on the wizard.}''

'''WIRELESS WIZARD:''' ''{pointing}'' Texting from a few feet away? FOR SHAME!

''{Zoom out to the wizard holding up Cheerleader's cell phone next to her.}''

'''WIRELESS WIZARD:''' And what's this other text mess? ''{the characters ">KO)->" appear from the cell phone.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{nervously}'' That's a frontways Cupid.

'''WIRELESS WIZARD:''' ''{inspects cell phone}'' Looks more like a USB dongle goblin!

''{Cut to a goblin, flying in from the sky.}''

'''USB DONGLE GOBLIN:''' Here I come!

''{The goblin cuts the class president in two and decapitates Cheerleader.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' TTYL!

'''CLASS PREZ:''' I won't BRB!

''{Cut to the wizard speaking to What's Her Face, who turns her head around in surprise.}''

'''WIRELESS WIZARD:''' Say, baby, uh... you wanna go find a remote access point with me?

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' FULL BARS!!!! ''{The heights of the exclamation points decrease, making them look similar to a signal indicator with full bars.}''

''{Cut to the wizard carrying What's Her Face on a flying wireless router as hearts rise from them and the robot dances in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD ROBOT:''' TECH-NO-LOGICAL RO-MANCE!

'''WIRELESS WIZARD:''' Soooo... you like cloth?

''{The "it's over!" screen appears, with the "back" button in the lower-left hand corner and the "again" button in the lower-right.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER!

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Shelikescloth.PNG|thumb|"That's a good band name."]]
*Click on "she likes cloth" (the second time) to see a CD cover.
*At the end, click on the "i" for a USB dongle goblin vamlumtimes card. The front has a picture of a smiling dongle goblin with the words
<blockquote>here i come!</blockquote>
The inside cover has three hearts below the words
<blockquote>i'm gonna give you a big HUB!!</blockquote>
The inside has a picture of an angry dongle goblin, with the words
<blockquote>happy vamlumtime's day from the USB dongle goblin</blockquote>
*At the end, click on the "o" for a scene with Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg.
:'''SCI-FI GREG''': If we cannot claim her heart, at least she's in the arms of a truly worthy adversary.
:'''D N'D GREG''': Sometimes...wizards are so awesome...it hurts.
*At the end, click on the "!" for a scene with Mindy and three other cheerleaders.
:'''MINDY''': Okay, gals, let's get ready to...
:'''THREE OTHER CHEERLEADERS''': Gag me with a spoon!!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*Being "carded" refers to being asked for identification proving age in order to, for instance, purchase alcohol.
*[[Wikipedia:Universal Serial Bus|USB]] (Universal Serial Bus) is a standard interface for connecting peripherals to computers.
*A [[Wikipedia:Dongle|dongle]] is a device that connects to a computer for one of several specific purposes. These uses include adapting one type of port to another, providing security authentication for software, or facilitating wireless communication between the computer and other devices.
*A [[Wikipedia:USB hub|USB hub]] allows multiple devices to attach to a single USB port.
*Mrs. Embalmo's name is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Embalming|embalming]], a process by which a body is preserved for burial.
*"Mindy cred" is a reference to "indie cred," or credibility in the independent music/movie scene.
* Cheerleader's shirt in the cartoon would be read as "Who heart-ed?", a parody of the popular t-shirt phrase "Who farted?"
* [[Wikipedia: pink eye|Pink eye]] is an eye inflammation.
*'Bad [[wikipedia:Juju|Juju]]' is a mocking reference to voodoo and superstitions.
*'Full bars' is a reference to having good mobile phone (or wireless signal) reception (and thus having "full bars" shown on the phone's display).
*The object the Wireless Wizard is flying on is a wireless router.
*U.N. stands for [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]].
*When the class prez asks what Cheerleader means by saying he is "less than B", he is referring to Cheerleader's failure to type the right text for a heart. The correct way is "<3".
*The points of a [[Wikipedia:Fork|fork]] are called "tines".
*When Cheerleader asks So and So "What?" her question is surrounded by asterisks, as is often used in scripts to show emphasis.
*"Mock U.N." likely refers to two high school clubs: Model UN and Mock Trial.

===Trivia===
*One of the plaques by Mindy's portrait reads "1984-[[1987]]".
*This is the first Teen Girl Squad to use the modified capital I in Strong Bad's [[font]], yet sometimes the regular style that looks like [[lowercase i's]] is still used.
*This issue has the most Easter Eggs of any Teen Girl Squad issue.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Tgs12goof.png|150px|thumb|Delayed disappearing text? FOR SHAME!]]
*The text from Cheerleader's shirt stays on screen for one frame after the cut to the Wireless Wizard's face.
*When Boys 1 and 2 appear, Boy one has one particular voice. Boy 2 comes in with a different voice. Then Boy 1 responds with Boy 2's voice.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When the toon was released, in the intro, Cheerleader's name was not written with her picture. This was fixed shortly afterwards. 

===Inside References===
*The picture on the cover of "she likes cloth" is similar to The Cheat's illustration of the two Johns from They Might Be Giants in [[Experimental Film]].
*So and So informing The Ugly One's fruit cup of her demise is similar to Homestar notifying another [[Items|inanimate object]] ([[Mrs. Bennedetto]]) of the death of [[Frank Bennedetto]] in [[army]].
*Boy 2's referring to What's Her Face as a dude is another instance of [[gender confusion]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Whitman's|Whitman's]] Sampler is a popular assortment of chocolates.
*Cheerleader's phone resembles a Danger [[Wikipedia:Danger Hiptop|Sidekick]], LG [[Wikipedia:LG VX9800|The V]] or [[Wikipedia:LG VX9900|enV]], a phone with a full QWERTY keyboard intended for use with text messaging.
*Class Prez's phone model, "CRKR" (short for "Cracker"), is a play on the [[Wikipedia:Motorola|Motorola]] cellular phone KRZR. The name itself is also a play on the recent naming of cell phones after foods like the [[Wikipedia:LG Chocolate (VX8500)|LG Chocolate]] and the [[Wikipedia:BlackBerry|BlackBerry]]. This could also explain why Class Prez's phone has a bite taken out of it.
*The Technological Romance robot sings in a tune similar to the song "[[Wikipedia:Technologic|Technologic]]" by [[Wikipedia:Daft Punk|Daft Punk]].
*"Gag me with a spoon!!" was a popular 1980s catchphrase, commonly associated with cheerleaders and other "[[Wikipedia:Valley girl|Valley Girl]]" stereotypes, used to indicate disgust or disapproval.

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]])

'''MATT:''' All right, Mike's in the— Mike's in the bathroom so Ryan and I are takin' this one— takin' this one so— solo? Duo?

'''RYAN:''' A, uh— a duo. A duplex.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Were you on the step squad in high school, Ryan?

'''RYAN:''' I was. All through college, actually, as well.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''RYAN:''' We'd meet in front of Moore Auditorium.

'''MATT:''' Nice. Do a little somethin' around lunchtime?

'''RYAN:''' Mm-hmm.

'''MATT:''' Mm-hmm.

'''RYAN:''' Is this the only one that's red?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it's a special Valentine's color. Uh, well, you know, the 10th one's in ''color'', but it's not red.

'''RYAN:''' ''Full'' color.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. This was written with the teacher's pen, Ryan.

'''RYAN:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' It's the teacher's edition of Teen Girl Squad. That kid looks like Harry Potter, I think.

'''RYAN:''' It does.

'''MATT:''' He looks kind of like a rough... Daniel Radcliffe.

'''MIKE:''' Wait, did you guys start without me!?

'''MATT:''' Oh! What? No! What's up, Mark?

'''MIKE:''' What!? ''{pause}'' I was, uh... trying to— Are we going to have a gimmick for this commentary?

'''MATT:''' Uh, starting now. Look at those guys.

'''MIKE:''' One of 'em— The guy on the left kind of looks like Billy from Family Circus.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' He does!

'''MIKE:''' Like an old—

'''MATT:''' Or PJ, even.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, PJ. Maybe that's who he looks like. ''{pause}'' What was your band name in high school, Ryan?

'''RYAN:''' Uh, Ardin.

'''MATT:''' Ardin!

'''MIKE:''' Ardin! We were— Matt and I were in a band called Grimace. ''{pause}'' And Mary Buttonhead.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, don't forget Mary Buttonhead.

'''MIKE:''' Matt was in one called Negative Zero.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' What else?

'''MATT:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah.

'''RYAN:''' I think Kevin's was Wit's End.

'''MIKE:''' Really?

'''MATT:''' Nice.

'''RYAN:''' That's a good one.

'''MATT:''' Mrs. Ebalmo, um... is terrifying, I think. I like how she's creaking.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Have you ever had to deliver any bad news to a fruit cup, Ryan?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' It's really awkward. They don't take it well!

'''MATT:''' Oh, here comes the Formula 1— the famous Formula 1 fork racer! ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' Why does she have three little... arrows coming down from the word cloud?

'''MATT:''' Oh, Mindy.

'''RYAN:''' She was three?

'''MATT:''' She was the cheap cheerleader ''{unintelligible}''

'''MIKE:''' Uh, there was a... our friend, Rusty, got me a book one time called "Programmed For Love". It was like a... junior high romance novel that was from the early 80s.

'''MATT:''' Had a robot in it?

'''MIKE:''' No, but it was, like... computer based. It was all the technology in the early 80s. Reminds me—

'''MATT:''' The Class Prez has some Birkenstocks on, looks like.

'''RYAN:''' Have you ever owned any Birkenstocks?

'''MATT:''' I have not. Did you?

'''MIKE:''' Did you ever have a pair?

'''RYAN:''' I didn't. My mom—

'''MIKE:''' Tevas, maybe?

'''RYAN:''' Tiv''o''

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''RYAN:''' I've used Tivo.

'''MIKE:''' What about Doc Martens?

'''MATT:''' I never had a pair.

'''MIKE:''' I never had a pair.

'''RYAN:''' I may have had one, but it was way late in the game.

'''MATT:''' I was a Chuck Taylor man all the time.

'''RYAN:''' They were pricey.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, that was the main thing. I was like, I'm not shelling out a hundred bucks for these.

'''RYAN:''' I like that the Chucks came in one in style, so if you kept wearin' 'em, you were going to be cool at least—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, you can't go wrong.

'''MATT:''' ''{unintelligible}'' wrap-around.

===Fun Facts===
*[[Wikipedia:The Family Circus|The Family Circus]] is a comic strip created and written by cartoonist [[Wikipedia:Bil Keane|Bil Keane]]. Billy and PJ are two of the children depicted in the strip.

{{sectionstub}}

==External Links==
*[[HR:tgs12.html|watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 12"]]
*[[HR:tgs12.swf|view the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 12"]]
*[[Forum:10810|forum thread re: "Teen Girl Squad Issue 12"]]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}

{{subtitlesLinks|tgs12}}

[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]][[Category:Podstar Runner]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]

Strong Bad Gameways

VolatileChemical — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:29:36 GMT

VolatileChemical: /* Inside References */

{{watchtoon|3uSyK2RdlUY|watch|YouTube}}
[[Image:Strong Bad Gameways logo.png|thumb|"On behalf of our awesome-based crew, thank you for playing with us. You are now fully prepared to enjoy your game in total unplayable safety."]]

Strong Bad gives safety tips for his Gameways.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' White Vastness, [[Strong Bad's Basement]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, April 1, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 1:53

==Transcript==

''{Music begins and text fades in from a white background: "And now an important safety announcement". Strong Bad walks forward in a flight attendant's uniform.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hello. And welcome to Strong Bad Gameways. Thank you for playing with us today. Please take a moment to familiarize your bad self with the following safety precautions.

''{The text "Safety Precautions" appears next to Strong Bad in dripping blue letters. Fade to a closeup of a Wii remote.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Due to the possibility of in-game wiggle and waggle, it is recommended that you play your game in a large, open space, free of debris, rubble, and flotsam and Jetsons.

''{Arrows and text appear during the above monologue to demonstrate "Wiggle" and "Waggle". A watercolor picture of a man swinging a Wii remote appears to demonstrate a "large, open space". Sketches of flowers, a flaming military jeep, a message in a bottle, and a cross-eyed George Jetson appear to demonstrate "debris", "rubble", "flotsam", and "Jetsons", respectively.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ideal play spaces include: gymnasiums, abandoned airplane hangars, deserts, and fruitèd plains.

''{The man swinging a remote appears in the above environments on each verbal cue.}''

''{Cut to a sketch of a room with an open window and a Wii remote on a table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' If you are seated in a window seat, pleased be advised that the Baba Jaga may show up to steal your firstborn baby.

''{The Baba Jaga appears carrying a sack with a baby on the verbal cue.}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad, wearing an inflatable vest and holding a Wii remote.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lastly, your game controller is equipped with a safety cover that can double as a flotation device. ''{closeup of Wii remote}'' Simply pull on the cord, and the device will inflate.

''{Strong Sad pulls on a tab on the bottom of the remote, and the Wii jacket inflates.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!

'''STRONG BAD:''' But we're not quite safe enough yet. ''{cut to Strong Bad}'' At this time, you may want to inflate your ''own'' safety vest to prevent ''anything'' from ever happening.

''{Cut to Strong Sad. He pulls the cord to inflate his vest and it engulfs him.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Waah!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' On behalf of our awesome-based crew, thank you for playing with us. You are now fully prepared to enjoy your game in total unplayable safety.

''{Closeup of the "Strong Bad Gameways" logo, a golden [[The Cheat]] with wings. Music fades.}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad and Strong Bad trapped in inflated vests in their basement. Their Wii remotes are on the floor, protected in inflated jackets.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I think my contents may have shifted!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man. This is the best game I've never played!

''{Cut to a closeup of the game on the TV. In the game, a 3D Strong Bad sprite is standing at The Stick and looking around. The score is -1000 and the text "Actual Gameplay Footage" flashes over the screen. A Wii remote appears onscreen with the flashing text "Do something!" The Strong Bad sprite scratches himself and shrugs, and the text "Nevermind." appears next to the Wii remote. The Strong Bad sprite hangs his head and walks away, and the text "Game Over" fills the screen.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Baba Yaga|Baba Jaga]] is a witch appearing in Slavic folklore.
*The phrase ''[[wikipedia:Marine debris|flotsam and jetsam]]'' describes discarded odds and ends or any objects found floating or washed ashore.
*This safety demonstration partially resembles those done prior to the takeoff of an airplane.

===Trivia===
*The YouTube address hash for this video was given in an Easter egg in [[shapeshifter]].

===Inside References===
*This is another instance in which [[Strong Bad Wearing A Shirt|Strong Bad wears a shirt]] (the flight attendant's uniform).
*The name of the YouTube account used to upload this video, [http://www.youtube.com/sportsinterviewa sportsinterviewa], is a reference to [[Lem Sportsinterviews]].
*The Baba Jaga's leaving comment, "She Gone!", was also used in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*Strong Bad says this is the [[Best/Worst X Ever|best game he's never played]].
*"Fruitèd plains" is another instance of the [[-èd]] pronunciation.

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:George Jetson|George Jetson]] is the father on the animated series ''[[Wikipedia:The Jetsons|The Jetsons]]''.
*Among many other references to the [[Nintendo]] [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]] and its ubiquitous safety warnings, the picture showing to stay clear of others, and the scene with a remote on a table near an open window are direct sketches of actual Wii screens recommending that players take a break.
*The mention of "fruitèd plains", as well as the red-white-and-blue-striped clouds in the scene, is likely a reference to the song "[[Wikipedia:America the Beautiful|America the Beautiful]]".

==External Links==
*[[YouTube:3uSyK2RdlUY|watch Strong Bad Gameways]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uSyK2RdlUY&fmt=18 watch Strong Bad Gameways] in high-quality
*[[Forum:13827|forum thread re: "Strong Bad Gameways"]]

Strong Bad Gameways

VolatileChemical — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:29:11 GMT

VolatileChemical: /* Inside References */

{{watchtoon|3uSyK2RdlUY|watch|YouTube}}
[[Image:Strong Bad Gameways logo.png|thumb|"On behalf of our awesome-based crew, thank you for playing with us. You are now fully prepared to enjoy your game in total unplayable safety."]]

Strong Bad gives safety tips for his Gameways.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' White Vastness, [[Strong Bad's Basement]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, April 1, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 1:53

==Transcript==

''{Music begins and text fades in from a white background: "And now an important safety announcement". Strong Bad walks forward in a flight attendant's uniform.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hello. And welcome to Strong Bad Gameways. Thank you for playing with us today. Please take a moment to familiarize your bad self with the following safety precautions.

''{The text "Safety Precautions" appears next to Strong Bad in dripping blue letters. Fade to a closeup of a Wii remote.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Due to the possibility of in-game wiggle and waggle, it is recommended that you play your game in a large, open space, free of debris, rubble, and flotsam and Jetsons.

''{Arrows and text appear during the above monologue to demonstrate "Wiggle" and "Waggle". A watercolor picture of a man swinging a Wii remote appears to demonstrate a "large, open space". Sketches of flowers, a flaming military jeep, a message in a bottle, and a cross-eyed George Jetson appear to demonstrate "debris", "rubble", "flotsam", and "Jetsons", respectively.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ideal play spaces include: gymnasiums, abandoned airplane hangars, deserts, and fruitèd plains.

''{The man swinging a remote appears in the above environments on each verbal cue.}''

''{Cut to a sketch of a room with an open window and a Wii remote on a table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' If you are seated in a window seat, pleased be advised that the Baba Jaga may show up to steal your firstborn baby.

''{The Baba Jaga appears carrying a sack with a baby on the verbal cue.}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad, wearing an inflatable vest and holding a Wii remote.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lastly, your game controller is equipped with a safety cover that can double as a flotation device. ''{closeup of Wii remote}'' Simply pull on the cord, and the device will inflate.

''{Strong Sad pulls on a tab on the bottom of the remote, and the Wii jacket inflates.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!

'''STRONG BAD:''' But we're not quite safe enough yet. ''{cut to Strong Bad}'' At this time, you may want to inflate your ''own'' safety vest to prevent ''anything'' from ever happening.

''{Cut to Strong Sad. He pulls the cord to inflate his vest and it engulfs him.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Waah!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' On behalf of our awesome-based crew, thank you for playing with us. You are now fully prepared to enjoy your game in total unplayable safety.

''{Closeup of the "Strong Bad Gameways" logo, a golden [[The Cheat]] with wings. Music fades.}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad and Strong Bad trapped in inflated vests in their basement. Their Wii remotes are on the floor, protected in inflated jackets.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I think my contents may have shifted!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man. This is the best game I've never played!

''{Cut to a closeup of the game on the TV. In the game, a 3D Strong Bad sprite is standing at The Stick and looking around. The score is -1000 and the text "Actual Gameplay Footage" flashes over the screen. A Wii remote appears onscreen with the flashing text "Do something!" The Strong Bad sprite scratches himself and shrugs, and the text "Nevermind." appears next to the Wii remote. The Strong Bad sprite hangs his head and walks away, and the text "Game Over" fills the screen.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Baba Yaga|Baba Jaga]] is a witch appearing in Slavic folklore.
*The phrase ''[[wikipedia:Marine debris|flotsam and jetsam]]'' describes discarded odds and ends or any objects found floating or washed ashore.
*This safety demonstration partially resembles those done prior to the takeoff of an airplane.

===Trivia===
*The YouTube address hash for this video was given in an Easter egg in [[shapeshifter]].

===Inside References===
*This is another instance in which [[Strong Bad Wearing A Shirt|Strong Bad wears a shirt]] (the flight attendant's uniform).
*The name of the YouTube account used to upload this video, [http://www.youtube.com/sportsinterviewa sportsinterviewa], is a reference to [[Lem Sportsinterviews]].
*The Baba Jaga's leaving comment, "She Gone!", was also used in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*Strong Bad says this is the [[Best/Worst X Ever|best game he's never played]].
*"Fruitèd plains" is another instance of the [[-èd|èd]] pronunciation.

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:George Jetson|George Jetson]] is the father on the animated series ''[[Wikipedia:The Jetsons|The Jetsons]]''.
*Among many other references to the [[Nintendo]] [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]] and its ubiquitous safety warnings, the picture showing to stay clear of others, and the scene with a remote on a table near an open window are direct sketches of actual Wii screens recommending that players take a break.
*The mention of "fruitèd plains", as well as the red-white-and-blue-striped clouds in the scene, is likely a reference to the song "[[Wikipedia:America the Beautiful|America the Beautiful]]".

==External Links==
*[[YouTube:3uSyK2RdlUY|watch Strong Bad Gameways]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uSyK2RdlUY&fmt=18 watch Strong Bad Gameways] in high-quality
*[[Forum:13827|forum thread re: "Strong Bad Gameways"]]

-èd

VolatileChemical — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:28:15 GMT

VolatileChemical:

{{about-nothe|accenting the ends of words}} {{for|[[Teen Girl Squad]] running gag|-'d}}
[[Image:stripedpants.PNG|thumb|Teenage Homestar wears stripèd pants.]]
Characters in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have often replaced -ed with '''-èd''', which is a more accented version of the suffix.

==Appearances==
*[[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] — In the commentary, [[Homestar Runner]] compares [[Cherry Greg]] to "a fine beef consommé... after it's been '''agèd'''."
*[[New Boots]] — [[Strong Bad]] says that "[[The Cheat]] is a [[Striped Green Rabbit|'''stripèd''' green rabbit]], with two butts!".
*Email [[huttah!]] — Strong Bad refers to the seagull as his "'''wingèd''' friend."
*Email [[car]] — Strong Bad reads "Pimped 0Ut?" as "'''Pimpèd''' out?"
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — [[Strong Sad]] mentions an '''agèd''' pillowcase in one of his haikus.
*[[That Time of Year]] — Erweenga is the name of the '''stripèd''' worm.
*Email [[highschool]] — [[Teenage Variation#Teenage Homestar Runner|Teenage Homestar]] asks [[Teenage Variation#Teenage Strong Bad|Teenage Strong Bad]] if what they were doing would "emancipate [him] from [his] ridiculous '''stripèd''' pants."
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] hopes that a "'''buck-toothèd''' fool" will receive his message.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — Teenage Strong Bad's only line in this email is "'''Stripèd''' pants."
*[[Weclome Back]] — [[Bubs]] says that [[Marzipan]] "must've drove the '''shapèd''' plants wild!"
*Email [[space program]] — In the commentary, Strong Bad refers to the grilled cheese sandwich as "'''grillèd''' cheese".
*Email [[the paper]] — Strong Bad refers to [[The Paper]] as his "'''stripèd''' friend".
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad calls Strong Bad's boots "'''pleatèd'''". 
*[[Fan Costumes '07]] — Strong Bad says the person in the [[Stinkoman]] costume is performing the "ever-controversial '''crossèd''' [[Double Deuce|deuce]]".
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Bad blames the "'''lightèd''' floors" for the removal of his pants.
*[[Strong Bad Gameways]] — Stong Bad suggests "'''fruitèd''' plains" as an ideal open location for Wii users to enjoy their game.

[[Category:Word running gags|ed]]

Under Construction

VolatileChemical — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:06:31 GMT

VolatileChemical: Part of the joke is that the subtitle appears before Stinkoman speaks the line. The audience thinks it's just a typical Japanese elipsis subtitle for a second or two. But then they realize the joke.

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|underconstruction|3 Times Halloween Funjob|Decemberween In July}}
[[Image:underconstruction02.png|thumb|"WHAAAAAAAT are you doing?"]]

H*R.com is down? Not registered? Coming Soon? What? Is today April Fool's Day? ... Then things get [[20X6]]'d...

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Sticklyman]], {{Film|Stinkoman}}, {{Film|1-Up}}, {{Film|Pan Pan}}

''' Date:''' Thursday, April 1, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 1:47

'''Page Title:''' Coming Soon! The biggest name is Web Advertising!!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}
__FORCETOC__
== Transcript ==
''{The setting: "www.homestarrunner.com is coming soon! This domain is reserved through thoraxcorp.com". An animated stick figure in a yellow "Under Construction" diamond shovels diligently. After about ten seconds, a pair of shiny boxing gloves appear at the bottom of the screen...}

'''STINKOMAN:''' Habila-HUP!

''{...and Stinkoman leaps into the air, executing a dramatic pose before landing.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{to stick figure}'' Hey, Sticklyman, ''{waves his arms quickly}'' ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?

''{"Sticklyman" stands up, tosses his shovel into the air, leaps out of his diamond, performs a mid-air flip, lands, deftly catches his shovel and assumes a fighting stance.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a ''challeeeeeeenge?!'' ''{assumes fighting stance}''

''{Camera zooms in on Sticklyman, who spins his shovel. The shot freezes in a sketchy style with a high-pitched chime sound. Pan quickly to a close-up of Stinkoman, who executes another fighting pose, then the shot sketch-freezes again. Cut back to Sticklyman's feet, showing him running toward Stinkoman. Cut to Stinkoman's feet, running toward Sticklyman. Cut to a close-up of Sticklyman, who now appears to be getting ready to strike. Cut to Stinkoman continuing to run, then jumping up. Cut to a wider shot showing both characters jumping into each other. They hover in mid-air for a moment, then strike each other. Sketch-freeze as they collide, then the shot unfreezes and the two characters fall back to the ground. Cut to another shot. Sticklyman lands in the background, followed quickly by Stinkoman landing in a kneeling position in the foreground. The camera rack-focuses to Stickly-Man, who drops his shovel, wobbles for a moment and then falls over. Cut to a close-up of Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{a subtitle reading ". . ." appears}'' Dot dot dot!

''{Zoom out to whole page.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Twenty exty-six! ''{poses with chime sound}'' I twenty-exty-six'd-ed you ''good''.

''{1-Up and Pan Pan enter from the left.}''

'''1-UP:''' Diiid we miss a challenge?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Where ya been, ladies? I had to take care of Sticklyman myself!

'''1-UP:''' Well, so how was it?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ahh, it was okay. The fighting was decent, but it wasn't much of a challenge. ''{lies down}''

'''PAN PAN''': ''{Badalang, badalang, badalang}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Who-hah? ''{jumps back up}'' Good question, Pan Pan. I don't know what he was digging for. Habila-HUP!

''{Stinkoman leaps into the yellow diamond. Cut to a close-up of Stinkoman, who takes a bite from the mound that Sticklyman was shoveling.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Hey, this isn't dirt, it's puddiiiing! ''{small clouds appear around Stinkoman's head as he says this}''

''{Cut to a close-up of 1-Up.}''

'''1-UP:''' I want pudding! ''{A green glob descends from his nose}''

''{Camera zooms out to include Stinkoman in the foreground. 1-Up faces the opposite direction from the previous shot.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' We deserve a break. To eat pudding with a spoon! ''{produces a spoon from nowhere}''

''{Pan Pan falls onto 1-Up.}''

''{Sketch-freeze on a shot showing all three characters holding bowls and spoons. Credits roll while a short tune plays:}''

<blockquote>executive producer 
h. yamauchi 
 
producer 
s. miyahon 
 
director 
s. miyahon 
ten ten 
 
designer 
ten ten 
 
programmer 
t. nakazoo 
maru maru 
 
sound composer 
konchan 
paul pan 
storm storm 
 
quality 
wibe snodgrass 
 
actual items 
foss tony 
 
scare tactics 
poncho 
 
elevator action 
tesoro dub 
 
crotchety gnomes 
perl bess 
 
cover ups 
kevin </blockquote>

''{"back" and "again" buttons appear at the bottom of the screen.}''

== Fun Facts ==
=== Explanations ===
*This toon was put up instead of the regular intro page on April 1st, 2004.
*thoraxcorp.com is the web site of [[Thorax Corporation]], a fake company created by [[The Brothers Chaps]].
*[[Wikipedia:Ellipsis#Ellipsis in Japanese|"..."]] is a common tool used in Japanese anime and manga. It literally means the character is "saying" nothing at all. For example, it would be used for dramatic effect in serious scenes where the character is in deep contemplation about something, or for comedic effect in slapstick anime when the character is stunned and at a loss for words. However, Stinkoman instead pronounces the ellipsis as if it were a witty one-liner.

=== Trivia ===
*The toon originally took up the entire page and there were no grey buttons at the bottom.
* "paul pan" and "storm storm" refer to Paul Sabourin and Storm DiCostanzo, the singers who performed [[Ballad of The Sneak]]. They are erstwhile members of the a cappella singing group [[DaVinci's Notebook]]
*At the end, if you click on the back button it will always go back to the [[Main Page 17|20X6 Main Page]].
*The three boxes at the bottom of the site read:
<blockquote>'''Spam Free Living!!''' 
Tired of spam- 
getting ventures gone 
horpfully wrong!! 
Get with the program for as low 
as $9.95 a month. $4.95 each 
additional minute. No delabors.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''Affordable Hostings!''' 
New house? New 
domain? WHO HAS 
TIME??!? With all new 
Greg Hosting you can get the 
website you need at the lowest 
interest rate in 40 years! 6.2% APR</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''Guaranteed Results!''' 
Use twice daily with exorbitant 
food intake. After dinner mints 
highly recommended. Will you 
please quit making that 
horribly annoying noise!? 
No Prescriptions! No 
Credit Check! $12,000</blockquote>

=== Remarks===
*Stinkoman seemingly pulls the spoon out of [[Hammerspace|nowhere]].

=== Goofs ===
*When the green glob descends from 1-Up's nose, it appears to emerge closer to one side of his face, suggesting that it's coming from his right nostril. When the camera zooms out, 1-Up is now facing the opposite direction, and the green glob transfers to the other side of his face.
*When the camera is shifting from 1-Up to Stinkoman after the booger scene, the booger is on 1-Up's shirt for a single frame.
*It would look like Stinkoman said the sharp chime after saying "Twenty exty-six!"

===Fixed Goofs===
*When first released, viewers couldn't see Sticklyman during parts of the fight scene as well as after it, due to layer order. This was fixed the same day.

=== Inside References ===
*The "Spam Free Living!!" ad contains the word "horpfully," a reference to [[Coach Z|Coach Z's]] thick accent.
**The same ad also mentions "No [[Thorax Corporation#The Delabor Family|delabors]]," a line also used in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[flag day]].
*When Stinkoman says "I Twenty exty-six'd you good.", it is a reference to the Teen Girl Squad deaths [Ex. Arrow'd!]
*On the last line of the credits it says Cover ups by [[Kevin]]

=== Real-World References ===
*Stinkoman saying "WHAAAAAAAT are you doing?" references the Pioneer dub of [[Wikipedia:Akira (film)|Akira]], where the character Yamagata asks Tetsuo in a similar manner: "WHAAAAAAAT the hell are you talking about?"
*Sticklyman is almost certainly a reference to the popular Flash cartoon series [[Wikipedia:Xiao Xiao|Xiao Xiao]], where stick figures battle in elaborately-choreographed fight scenes.
*Sticklyman's shovel suggests a shortened [[Wikipedia:Zanbato|Zanbato]], a giant sword wielded by Sanosuke in the anime ''[[Wikipedia:Rurouni Kenshin|Rurouni Kenshin]]''.
*The entire fight scene is taken from the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden (NES)|Ninja Gaiden]]'', whose introduction sequence shows two ninjas having a duel. The freeze-frame during the jump and the "..." at the end are included in the sequence.
*The first listing in the credits reads "Executive Producer H. Yamauchi." [[Wikipedia:Hiroshi Yamauchi|Hiroshi Yamauchi]] was the former president of [[Wikipedia:Nintendo|Nintendo]] and appeared in the credits as executive producer in many of Nintendo's older games.
**Also included in the credits are the names of two other famous Nintendo employees: S. Miyahon (mistranslation of [[Wikipedia:Shigeru Miyamoto|Shigeru Miyamoto]]) and Ten Ten (Takashi Tezuka), both of whom worked on the original ''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda|Legend of Zelda]]'' game.
**These credits also appeared at the end of [[japanese cartoon]].
*The credit "[[Wikipedia:Elevator Action|Elevator Action]]" is a reference to a [[Wikipedia:Taito Corporation|Taito]] game of the same name.
*Maru Maru is a misspelling of Maru Mari, the Japanese name for the [[Wikipedia:Morph Ball|Morph Ball]] powerup in the game ''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]''.
*The name Sticklyman, may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Hangly-Man|Hangly-Man]], a Japanese [[Wikipedia:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]] clone, due to similarities in spelling and pronunciation, and the fact that both of them are examples of [[Deliberately Poor English|poor translation]] (i.e. Hangly-Man is supposed to be Hungry-Man, Sticklyman—Stick Man).

=== Fast Forward ===
*The short tune at the end of this toon would later be reused at the end of [[Happy Trogday]], while [[Trogador]] is chasing Stinkoman.
**It also ends a scene in [[trading cards]] featuring Stinkoman and [[Cheatball]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Oh, this was a real gag, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Well, a lot of people didn't wait the—whatever this is—eight seconds to find out that this is, uh... you know, it wasn't really... that we didn't really lose the domain. This is of course an April Fool's cartoon.

'''MATT:''' We got a lot of concerned e-mails...

'''MIKE:''' Uh-huh.

'''MATT:''' ...that the site had been shut down. The Thorax Corp. got a lot of traffic that day, I remember.

'''MIKE:''' Ha!

'''MATT:''' I'm surprised Thorax Corp. didn't get shut down.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' So, we didn't really even think of it like this, but uh, this is a double thing being Stinkoman fighting the "under construction" guy, that was a very popular "under construction" animated GIF that is used. And also kind of a parody on the stick figure fighting thing—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' —so I really didn't think about that until after the fact.

'''MIKE:''' Did we do any bullet time in this?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' The bullet times are always the favorites in the stick figure animations.

'''MATT:''' Kung Fu Stick Figure Theaters.

'''MIKE:''' Look at that.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' ''{Skinkoman and Sticklyman land on the ground and the lens focuses on Sticklyman.}'' Focus.

'''MATT:''' That's some nice rack focusing. ''{Stinkoman says, "..."}'' That's a Ninja Gaiden reference there, the Ninja Gaiden, for regular Nintendo, there were cut scenes with a lot of dot dot dots in the dialogue. ...Affordable hostings, Mike! New house? New domain? Who has time?!

'''MIKE:''' Those little logos you drew, the pill bottle, the house, and the letter are very similar to the ones you used to have to really do for your job at EarthLink.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I call them my old skills! ''{laughs}'' ...Brought 'em out of retirement. ''{Stinkoman exclaims, "It's pudding!"}'' The mushroom styles...

''{The snot bubble oozes from 1-Up's nose.}''

'''MATT AND MIKE:''' ''{laugh}''

'''MATT:''' This introduced the, uh, new T mouth... Stinkoman, the mouth where like it's gritted teeth and so there's a bunch of T's. ''{whispers}'' The T mouth, I call it the T mouth.

'''MIKE:''' ''{quickly}'' T mouth!

== External Links ==
*[[HR:underconstruction.html|watch "Under Construction"]]
*[[HR:underconstruction.swf|view the Flash file for "Under Construction"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|underconstruction}}

[[Category:April Fools]][[Category:20X6]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]

Non-Sequitur Champion

VolatileChemical — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:29:56 GMT

VolatileChemical: /* Transcript */

{{watchtoon|tshirts1.html|watch|HRStore}}

'''Toon Category: Uncategorized'''

[[Image:Grape Soda Banked.png|thumb|"Grape...soda...banked?"]]

Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur championship to [[Homsar]] and must form a coherent thought as punishment.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[The Show]]

'''Date:''' Friday, February 29, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 1:10

== Transcript ==
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. ''{medium shot of Homestar}'' Here to complete a coherent thought is the loser of the Non Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!

''{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Thank yo, Presbyterian.

''{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' All right, let 'er rip!

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Panctice... Squad... Cutterback.

''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Oh... Lifty Fernandez.

''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One more tryyyy.

''{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Grape... Soda... Banked?

''{Cut to Homestar Runner}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Judges?

''{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. A plaque reads "<strike>Celebrity</strike> Judge(s)"}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I think we have a winner!

''{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Grape soda banked!

''{Cut to Homestar Runner}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray!

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{ashamed}'' Oh.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There you have it, folks! A coherent thought by Senor Cardgage! Until next time, as always...

''{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Chant words together!

''{Credits scroll up as Senor Cardgage and Homestar mumble at each other in the background:''

A Sportsinterviews/Chimendez Production

Produced by Cherry Greg

Lighting 
Lifty Fernandez

Quizmaster 
Juan Aikman

Mr. Runner's Wardrobe provided by 
Styles Upon Styles

''Finally, a card with "again?" appears.}''

== Fun Facts ==
=== Explanations ===
*This toon ended a [[Store Front Page News 2008#January 29, 2008|month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise]], which followed the mention of "Non-Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar?" in [[fan club]].
*[[Wikipedia:Presbyterianism|Presbyterianism]] is a family of Christian denominations and a form of [[Wikipedia:Calvinism|Calvinism]].

=== Remarks ===
*This toon can be found in the [[Store]], but not in the [[TV Time Toons menu]].
*The Flash file for this toon is hosted on [[Videlectrix|videlectrix.com]].
*Strong Sad didn't write "Grape Soda Banked" in his usual, elegant handwriting.
*When Strong Sad first draws the picture, it lacks color, but when he shows the camera, the grapes on the label and the bills emerging from the ATM are colored.

=== Inside References ===
*This is another mention of [[grapes]].
*[[Cherry Greg]] is listed as the producer of this toon.
*[[Lem Sportsinterviews|Sportsinterviews]]/[[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]] is listed as the production company.
* [[Styles Upon Styles]] is listed as the provider of Homestar's wardrobe.

== External Links ==
*[[HRStore:tshirts1.html|Watch "Non-Sequitur Champ"]]
*[[Videlectrix:storeflash/nonsequitur.swf|View the Flash file for "Non-Sequitur Champ"]]
*[[forum:13670|forum thread re: "Non-Sequitur Champ"]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]

Bread

VolatileChemical — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:17:24 GMT

VolatileChemical:

[[Image:breadsingalong.png|thumb|"...bread is a good time for everybody."]]

'''Bread''', in its many varieties, seems to be a highly popular commodity in [[Free Country, USA]] and is a favorite of [[Homestar Runner]] in particular. Some of Homestar's involvement with bread occurs in particularly unusual contexts, notably his decision to hold "Bread Sing-Alongs". Also unusual are some similes he has made involving bread, such as his statement that he and [[Pom Pom]] are like "two breads and a biscuit" and that he felt "as fresh as a bagel". At [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006|Flashforward Seattle 2006]], [[Mike Chapman]] demonstrated drawing in [[Macromedia Flash|Flash]] by spending 10 minutes drawing a piece of toast.

== Appearances ==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — One of the framed signs behind Homestar and Pom Pom is a piece of toast with [[butter]] on it.
*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] — The "turkey's" disembodied head is stuffed with a loaf of bread.
*Email [[duck pond]] — [[Strong Bad]] feeds bread to the [[ducks]] on his computer.
*Email [[property of ones]] — The Warm One that Strong Bad lists among the variations has a loaf of bread on the label.
*Email [[50 emails]] — One of Homestar's attempts at deleting one of Strong Bad's emails is "whitebread".
*Email [[interview]] — One of the [[Sticky Notes|Post-it notes]] representing [[Homsar]] in the interview has a picture of "Bread?".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] — Homestar leaves a promo for "The Cornbread Hour" on [[Marzipan]]'s answering machine.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — The cafeteria serves a "breadtangle of [[pizza]]" for lunch. In an Easter egg, depictions of a breadtangle, breadpazoid, breadallelogram, and brhombus of pizza are shown.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad talks about how Homestar once held weekly bread sing-alongs at [[The Stick]].
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]]: [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 3|Level 3]] — You have to collect "tenbread" to pass the level, ([[Stinkoman]] loves bread, according to the [[Stinkomanual|manual]]).
*Email [[disconnected]] — At the suggestion of [[Head Bad and Strong Body|Strong Bad's disembodied head]], Homestar starts a new career as Homestar Bunmaker, a vendor of tiny breads.
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — These examples of in-game commands are given at the beginning of the game: "LOOK BREAD", "GET BREAD", "TALK BREADMAN", and "USE BREAD".
*Email [[redesign]] — Strong Bad imagines frolicking through the bread aisle using his new green-screen wall.
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] — Homestar compares his relationship with Pom Pom as being "like two breads in a biscuit".
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] — Homestar comments that he feels "as fresh as a bagel".
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — One of the few things [[Rumble Red]] has on his planet is expensive bread.
*Email [[looking old]] — [[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]] would rather bake some [[Crustly Guarded Bread]] than reveal Strong Bad's age.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad ends the intro with, "Strong Bad Email, make us some toast!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — The Cheat (via Strong Bad) attempts to prank call Marzipan by telling her she's a "facewich", which Strong Bad guesses might mean "like between two pieces of bread".

==Moldy bread==
*[[Fortune Cookies]] — One of the fortunes reads ''"Why not try some moldy bread. You might not vomit."''
*[[Thy Dungeonman II]] — You have to keep eating moldy bread to keep the plague from killing you.
*Email [[do over]] — Homestar offers his version of "[[The Cheatcakes]]", which are actually a paper bag labeled "Moldy Bread, Guys".

==See Also==
*[[Croissants]]

[[Category:Generic food and drinks]]

Talk:Store Toys

VolatileChemical — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 04:05:32 GMT

VolatileChemical: /* Wait... */

== Why cant they be poseable? ==

That would be awsome if they were, but... [[User:Poopskin|Poopskin]] 12:53, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
:Forum-type posts belong in the forum, not on the talk page. =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 16:54, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

==Soon...==
...all the Kick The Cheat toys will be sold. Cleanup needs to engaged to maximum power with the delete ray, aiming at the Kick The Cheat toys when this happens. {{User:Don't say jorb 101/sig}}
:Assuming he's gone for good (i.e. completely removed from [http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/homestarrunner_1977_459627 here]), I'm sure we will list Kick The Cheat as "no longer available". However, if he is just listed as "Sold Out" I think we should assume he's coming back. Point of comparison: Things listed [[Store#No Longer Available|here]] are no longer anywhere to be found on the store web site, but the [[Store Accessories#Beanie Caps|Homestar Runner beanie cap]] is still found in the store, though listed as Sold Out (as of this edit). The fact that it is still listed on the site where the others are not leads me to believe that they're not done selling it, they just don't have any in stock at the moment for someone to add it to his/her cart. I hope that makes sense.. and I hope Kick The Cheat is not gone for good. =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 02:50, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
::They're extinct, meaning they won't come back(they're discontinued.) - [[User:68.101.75.225|68.101.75.225]] 22:04, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

== Wait... ==

It said: "Kick The Cheat Extict!" So dosn't that mean they're discontinued!?
:Yeah. {{User:VolatileChemical/sig}} 04:05, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Teen Girl Squad Issue 6

VolatileChemical — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:07:10 GMT

VolatileChemical: Rv...I've been a fool

{{tgsnav|6|Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5|Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7}}

[[Image:tgs6.PNG|200px|thumb|"Yo, this lion's innards are looking... SO GOOD!"]]

'''A Decemberween celebration from the TGS.'''

The Teen Girl Squad celebrate [[Decemberween]] by jumping into a lion's mouth for presents.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Gift Exchange Lion|Gift Exchange Lion]], {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}, [[Arrow'd Guy]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Smiley Face Man|Smiley Face Man]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Hawaiian Guy|Hawaiian Guy]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Wave o' Babies|Wave o' Babies]]

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Teen Girl Squad Field|The Field]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Inside the Lion|Inside the Lion]]

'''Date:''' Monday, July 12, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 1:22

'''Page Title:''' ''(if accessed from [[Decemberween In July]])'' DecemberTeen Girl Squad
 '''Page Title:''' ''(if accessed from Teen Girl Squad menu)'' Secret Decemberween Gift Exchange!!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}, [[Everything Else, Volume 2]]

== Transcript ==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD: '''Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{Wants a pony}'' So and So! ''{Wants a savings bond}'' What's Her Face! ''{Wants a new stepdad}'' The Ugly One! ''{Wants to be Cheerleader}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay, my gallies, listen up! We have to draw names for secret Decemberween gift exchange.

'''SO AND SO, WHAT'S HER FACE, and THE UGLY ONE:''' FUNTIME!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay, chill. I put each of our names into this lion's mouth. ''{the screen pulls back to show a lion standing next to Cheerleader}'' What's Her Face, you choose first.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I'm... hesitant.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Fine then, you won't get any presents.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{crazed}'' I WANT PRESENTS! I WANT PRESENTS! CANNONBALL! ''{she jumps into the lion's mouth}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' CHOMP!

''{cut to a table with three judges. Two of them are the Arrow'd Guy. The other is Smiley Face Man. They are all holding signs that say 2.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' TWO'D!

''{cut back to the girls}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Uh, So and So, I'm thinking you're next.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{thinking}'' Let's see... Lion's mouth plus Decemberween present divided by peer pressure times height equals... ''{out loud}'' TRIPLE SALCHOW! ''{jumps into the lion's mouth}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' SHOMP!

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{from within}'' Come on in, the water's great!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Last one in's a rotten friend! DOUBLE DOUBLE WHIPLESS MOCHACCINO HALF CAF!

''{Cheerleader jumps into lion's mouth. Her leg hangs out of it.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' SHOOP! ''{cut to the judges. They are holding signs with noses on them.}'' 3 noses?

''{cut back to What's Her Face}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I'm vegan.

''{A guy in a Hawaiian shirt appears playing a ukelele, and a large pile of babies appears behind What's Her Face, about to fall on her.}''

'''HAWAIIAN GUY:''' ''{singing}'' Wave o' babies.

''{cut to inside the lion. Cheerleader is upside-down.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Yo, this lion's innards are looking...

'''CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO, and THE UGLY ONE:''' SO GOOD!

'''SO AND SO:''' Here I got you this present. ''{hands a present to Cheerleader, who opens it.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Oh, a gift card for fashion, how did you know?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I got you this half digested gazelle carcass.

''{Pause}''

'''CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO, and THE UGLY ONE:''' GAZELLE CARCASS!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' It's over!

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click the O at the end in "It's Over!" for a small short with What's Her Face playing a game of Marco Polo with Cheerleader. Also, two babies (from the Wave O'Babies) are clinging to What's Her Face.

:'''CHEERLEADER:''' Marco.
:'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Polo.
:'''CHEERLEADER:''' FISH OUT OF WATER!!
:'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Dag.

== Fun Facts ==
=== Trivia ===
* This is the first issue of TGS where no one is killed, although hanging out inside a lion is probably detrimental to one's health in the long run.

=== Remarks ===
* The Ugly One has sharp teeth when she runs past, as in other TGS toons where a character is depicted as being mad with desire or nervousness.
* An unfinished version of this was shown at an appearance at the [[Wikipedia:University of Central Florida|University of Central Florida]] in spring 2004. Not all of the voices were dubbed yet (leading Matt to deliver them live), the line-up was out of order, and the cartoon cut off after both The Ugly One and So and So had been devoured normally. In this version, the lion asked Cheerleader to make out, leading to What's Her Face being weirded out and the cartoon cutting off. So and So was eaten when she approached the lion normally after saying the lion couldn't possibly eat two teenage girls.
*This toon can be accessed from two different URLs: [[HR:tgs6.html|tgs6.html]] and [[HR:dween tgs.html|dween_tgs.html]].
*In the intro, Cheerleader has nothing written on her shirt. In the toon, her shirt says "purty".
*This is the first TGS cartoon with no "Again" link at the end.
*The Arrow'd Guy does appear in this issue twice, but neither of them have their mouths open.
*The lion has only three legs.
*A [http://dede.essortment.com/salchow_rhka.htm Triple Salchow] is actually a figure skating jump, not a dive, as So and So would have you believe.
*Apparently, the inside of the lion is bigger than the outside.

=== Goofs ===
* The Ugly One holds the Gazelle carcass with both hands. When all three shout "Gazelle Carcass!" her hands drop to the side and the carcass remains suspended in mid-air.
*The speech balloons in the scene inside the lion cover up the paper's blue lines.

===Real-World References===
*The Easter Egg is an obvious reference to the children's game [[Wikipedia:Marco Polo (game)|Marco Polo]].

==External Links==

*[[HR:dween tgs.html|watch "Decemberween Teen Girl Squad" (as accessed from Decemberween In July)]]
*[[HR:tgs6.html|watch "Decemberween Teen Girl Squad" (as accessed from Teen Girl Squad menu)]]
*[[HR:dween tgs.swf|view the Flash file for "Decemberween Teen Girl Squad" (as accessed from Decemberween In July)]]
*[[HR:tgs6.swf|view the Flash file for "Decemberween Teen Girl Squad" (as accessed from Teen Girl Squad menu)]]

{{subtitlesLinks|tgs6}}

{{Teen Girl Squad}}{{Decemberween In July}}
[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]][[Category:Podstar Runner]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 6

VolatileChemical — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:02:57 GMT

VolatileChemical:

{{tgsnav|6|Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5|Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7}}

[[Image:tgs6.PNG|200px|thumb|"Yo, this lion's innards are looking... SO GOOD!"]]

'''A Decemberween celebration from the TGS.'''

The Teen Girl Squad celebrate [[Decemberween]] by jumping into a lion's mouth for presents.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Gift Exchange Lion|Gift Exchange Lion]], {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Smiley Face Man|Smiley Face Man]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Hawaiian Guy|Hawaiian Guy]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Wave o' Babies|Wave o' Babies]]

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Teen Girl Squad Field|The Field]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Inside the Lion|Inside the Lion]]

'''Date:''' Monday, July 12, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 1:22

'''Page Title:''' ''(if accessed from [[Decemberween In July]])'' DecemberTeen Girl Squad
 '''Page Title:''' ''(if accessed from Teen Girl Squad menu)'' Secret Decemberween Gift Exchange!!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}, [[Everything Else, Volume 2]]

== Transcript ==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD: '''Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{Wants a pony}'' So and So! ''{Wants a savings bond}'' What's Her Face! ''{Wants a new stepdad}'' The Ugly One! ''{Wants to be Cheerleader}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay, my gallies, listen up! We have to draw names for secret Decemberween gift exchange.

'''SO AND SO, WHAT'S HER FACE, and THE UGLY ONE:''' FUNTIME!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay, chill. I put each of our names into this lion's mouth. ''{the screen pulls back to show a lion standing next to Cheerleader}'' What's Her Face, you choose first.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I'm... hesitant.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Fine then, you won't get any presents.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{crazed}'' I WANT PRESENTS! I WANT PRESENTS! CANNONBALL! ''{she jumps into the lion's mouth}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' CHOMP!

''{cut to a table with three judges. Two of them are the Arrow'd Guy. The other is Smiley Face Man. They are all holding signs that say 2.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' TWO'D!

''{cut back to the girls}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Uh, So and So, I'm thinking you're next.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{thinking}'' Let's see... Lion's mouth plus Decemberween present divided by peer pressure times height equals... ''{out loud}'' TRIPLE SALCHOW! ''{jumps into the lion's mouth}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' SHOMP!

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{from within}'' Come on in, the water's great!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Last one in's a rotten friend! DOUBLE DOUBLE WHIPLESS MOCHACCINO HALF CAF!

''{Cheerleader jumps into lion's mouth. Her leg hangs out of it.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' SHOOP! ''{cut to the judges. They are holding signs with noses on them.}'' 3 noses?

''{cut back to What's Her Face}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I'm vegan.

''{A guy in a Hawaiian shirt appears playing a ukelele, and a large pile of babies appears behind What's Her Face, about to fall on her.}''

'''HAWAIIAN GUY:''' ''{singing}'' Wave o' babies.

''{cut to inside the lion. Cheerleader is upside-down.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Yo, this lion's innards are looking...

'''CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO, and THE UGLY ONE:''' SO GOOD!

'''SO AND SO:''' Here I got you this present. ''{hands a present to Cheerleader, who opens it.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Oh, a gift card for fashion, how did you know?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I got you this half digested gazelle carcass.

''{Pause}''

'''CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO, and THE UGLY ONE:''' GAZELLE CARCASS!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' It's over!

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click the O at the end in "It's Over!" for a small short with What's Her Face playing a game of Marco Polo with Cheerleader. Also, two babies (from the Wave O'Babies) are clinging to What's Her Face.

:'''CHEERLEADER:''' Marco.
:'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Polo.
:'''CHEERLEADER:''' FISH OUT OF WATER!!
:'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Dag.

== Fun Facts ==
=== Trivia ===
* This is the first issue of TGS where no one is killed, although hanging out inside a lion is probably detrimental to one's health in the long run.

=== Remarks ===
* The Ugly One has sharp teeth when she runs past, as in other TGS toons where a character is depicted as being mad with desire or nervousness.
* An unfinished version of this was shown at an appearance at the [[Wikipedia:University of Central Florida|University of Central Florida]] in spring 2004. Not all of the voices were dubbed yet (leading Matt to deliver them live), the line-up was out of order, and the cartoon cut off after both The Ugly One and So and So had been devoured normally. In this version, the lion asked Cheerleader to make out, leading to What's Her Face being weirded out and the cartoon cutting off. So and So was eaten when she approached the lion normally after saying the lion couldn't possibly eat two teenage girls.
*This toon can be accessed from two different URLs: [[HR:tgs6.html|tgs6.html]] and [[HR:dween tgs.html|dween_tgs.html]].
*In the intro, Cheerleader has nothing written on her shirt. In the toon, her shirt says "purty".
*This is the first TGS cartoon with no "Again" link at the end.
*The Arrow'd Guy does appear in this issue twice, but neither of them have their mouths open.
*The lion has only three legs.
*A [http://dede.essortment.com/salchow_rhka.htm Triple Salchow] is actually a figure skating jump, not a dive, as So and So would have you believe.
*Apparently, the inside of the lion is bigger than the outside.

=== Goofs ===
* The Ugly One holds the Gazelle carcass with both hands. When all three shout "Gazelle Carcass!" her hands drop to the side and the carcass remains suspended in mid-air.
*The speech balloons in the scene inside the lion cover up the paper's blue lines.

===Real-World References===
*The Easter Egg is an obvious reference to the children's game [[Wikipedia:Marco Polo (game)|Marco Polo]].

==External Links==

*[[HR:dween tgs.html|watch "Decemberween Teen Girl Squad" (as accessed from Decemberween In July)]]
*[[HR:tgs6.html|watch "Decemberween Teen Girl Squad" (as accessed from Teen Girl Squad menu)]]
*[[HR:dween tgs.swf|view the Flash file for "Decemberween Teen Girl Squad" (as accessed from Decemberween In July)]]
*[[HR:tgs6.swf|view the Flash file for "Decemberween Teen Girl Squad" (as accessed from Teen Girl Squad menu)]]

{{subtitlesLinks|tgs6}}

{{Teen Girl Squad}}{{Decemberween In July}}
[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]][[Category:Podstar Runner]]

Talk:Strong Sad's Secret Styles

VolatileChemical — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:42:17 GMT

VolatileChemical: /* Someone else must have noticed this */

== Is it just me?==

I'm not very soft with cartoon characters, but I still think this easter egg was suitably depressing. Is that just me? --[[User:Skizzot|Skizzot]] 23:38, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I agree. It's cute, depressing, and makes me wish there was a 'toon about these two getting along. --[[User:MrsCommanderson|MrsCommanderson]] 01:37, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)

== A bit of a stretch ==

''The snow globe could be a reference to the commentary from the Yello Dello DVD, where Strong Sad mentions when he wore an old t-shirt at school that said "I'm #1." ''

Don't you think that's a bit of (a lot of) a stretch, just because he said he wore a '''SHIRT''' at '''SCHOOL''' that said '''I'M #1'''.

:I gotta agree, that's pushing it a little. It's like saying that since Strong Bad says "Holy Crap!" in an earlier email it is referencing a later email. --[[User:Skizzot|Skizzot]] 23:41, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I always felt a certain sympathy for the guy. He just never got enough support! ;D [[User:68.225.242.19|68.225.242.19]] 07:11, 8 November 2005 (UTC)

== Possible Reference ==

I think the page title, 'The Secrets That I Keep,' may be a reference to a line in the song "In My Life" from the musical "Les Miserables." The line is "So dark and deep... the secrets that you keep."
:I think you could find a whole bunch of pop uses of the phrase "the secrets that I keep." I think the whole thing should be removed from the article because it is too ambiguous which one it refers to- unless someone has a good case for one over another. [[User:Lynx|Lynx]] 01:36, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

== I'm scarred ==

It's cinda werid that every one here is eather gone or anomimos except for Misscrmanderson. I Just did my bigest edet ever on this page(Not including my pages){{User:Pieinbubsface/sig}} 01:30, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

== Another reference? ==
[[Image:Strong Bad McFly.PNG|thumb|A comparison]]
Is it just me... or is Strong Bad wearing the same clothes that Marty McFly wears in Back to the Future? He has the orange down vest and the jean jacket... [[User:Tom Temprotran|TTE]] 00:48, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

:That was typical fall-weather apparel of the time. Also, the rest of his clothes aren't a match to ''BTTF''. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:04, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::Aw, and I made a comparison image and everything... Can I upload it for this discussion anyway? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

:::Sure, why not? Elsewise we have to take my word for it. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:18, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::::There you go then. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::LOL...I noticed that too when I saw TSTIK. [[User:AlliterativeAssociate|AlliterativeAssociate]] 01:28, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

Exept for Strong Bad's pants (which are almost always black) the colors does match. I'm not an American 80's fashion spacialist, but I think it is a reference. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 06:58, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

:Maybe this is just me, but I don't think I've even seen one of those jackets in any other movies from the 80s...how common were they really? [[User:AlliterativeAssociate|AlliterativeAssociate]] 08:24, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

== Strong Sad's Room? ==
IS it just me, or does this remind anyone else of "The Crimson Room?" {{User:IntelligentCorpse/sig}} 04:26, 18 June 2006 (UTC)

== Film reel ==

The name for the flash file of the movie reel is super8.swf. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super-8 Super-8] is a film format created in 1960 and released 1965 by Kodak. I think this should be added as a Real-World reference

:Added. Thank you. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 14:11, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

== Someone else must have noticed this ==

With the exception of the snowglobe, all the items in the box seem to be examples of Strong Bad being nicer than usual to Strong Sad. Some playful rough-housing, a fairly nice and normal photo of the two together, and a card--even one as mean-spirited as that is nicer than the usual treatment of Strong Sad we've seen. [[User:Devilot|Devilot]] 11:26, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
:Errm...yeah...we've all noticed that. It's kind of the ''entire'' point of the page. {{User:VolatileChemical/sig}} 07:42, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

== Right! ==

I gotta agree with you, Devilot. This looks mach nicer than Strong Bad would usually treat Strong Sad, especially seeing that he actually followed through with one fan's orders to "let Strong Sad know he's dumb and a crappy guy" {in depressio}. [[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]] 14:12, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

== Li'l Strong Bad's Age? ==

How old is Lil Strong Bad here? It was sometime after one of his birthdays, we know THAT much, because Strong Sad has a belly-button... {{unsigned|Kiwi|20:38, 20 June 2005}}
:We really have no way of telling. Though it ''is'' odd that Strong Bad would have given Strong Sad his belly button ''before'' they get along as seen in here, this page existed long before [[origins]] was released so it is a possibility that TBC just forgot. — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 18:48, 11 March 2007

==Strong Sads shirt ==
In the picture Strong Sad is wearing a stripy shirt. This is a reference to Charlie Brown.
:Yes, that's already mentioned. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 18:05, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

nightlife

VolatileChemical — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 22:28:34 GMT

VolatileChemical: /* Transcript */

{{sbenav|185}}
[[Image:Sbemail185.png|thumb|"NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. JOHNSON!"]]

[[Strong Bad]] describes the night life of [[Strong Badia]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Carrot and Kazoo Hill]], [[Strong Bad's Room]], [[Da Basement]], [[The Field]], [[Club Technochocolate]], [[The King of Town's Castle]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, December 10, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:12

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Another week, another email scandal! Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle! ''{brings up the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: strong bad email</div>
Hey mr S to the B 
I was wondering what the nightlife is like in strongbadia? 
What kinda hip clubs and fun hotspots are there to 
check out? 
Somekindaguy 
Josh CO 
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Mr" as "mer", "Somekindaguy" as "Soma-keenda-goo-ay" and "Josh CO" as "JoshCO!", adding "makers of funny products and funnier slogans." He also puts emphasis on "kinda" as if "kinda hip" meant "somewhat hip"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, we only have one real fun hotspot. As you may well have already guessed, I am of course talking about

''{Carrot and Kazoo Hill is shown, with Homestar and Stong Sad standing on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Carrot and Kazoo Hill.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{unemotional}'' Whee.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Good times.

''{Back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Man, the hill was jumpin' that night! As far as clubs go, Club Technochocolate is about as kinda hip as it gets! Some towns have party clubs, but we've got our very own bona fide ''pwawty cloughb!''

''{A flyer is shown while music begins to play in the background, which reads: Club Technochocolate / Free Country USA's Premier / PWAWTY CLOUGHB / (Not a place for technological chocolate bars)}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' When I'm going out to the cloughb, I always like to take off ''{Cut to Strong Bad's Bedroom. He is standing in the foreground messing with his shirt.}'' my best shirt! ''{His best shirt is light blue with a tribal mark. He rips it open with a "huah!", popping a button. He begins to spray himself with body spray.}''

''{Camera cuts to Strong Sad, who is leaning in the doorway from the Basement}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, are you putting on body spray?

''{Cut back to Strong Bad, still holding the black can of body spray}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up! Guys don't wear body spray. This is uh... the blood... of slain... warrior... mammoths.

''{Scene darkens}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Of course, the cloughb only lets the freshest clientèle inside. But my name has been laser-etched into the guest list by now.

''{We see a location somewhere in the Field, at night. Strong Mad is standing behind a velvet-rope as Strong Bad walks up.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' NAME PLEASE!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, man, drop the act! I've gotta get into the pwawty cloughb.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{holding up a grease-stained Blubb-o's bag}'' YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST!

'''STRONG BAD:''' The list?! You're looking at a greasy bag of fast food!

'''STRONG MAD:''' DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF! ''{he laughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, what? Strong Mad, did you just make a joke?! That was pretty good! Now hows about letting me in?

'''STRONG MAD:''' NAME PLEASE!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt... Johnson.

'''STRONG MAD:''' NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. JOHNSON! ''{he unhooks the rope and lets Strong Bad through}''

''{Various Cuts: Club TechnoChocolate. Bubs, Marzipan, and Pom Pom are seen dancing. The Cheat is DJ'ing.}''

''{Cut to: Club Technochocolate's bar. Strong Bad walks in from our left. Bubs slides in from our right, behind the bar.}''

'''BUBS:''' Well, if it isn't my main man Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I need the brightest, glowiest drink in the house.

''{Zoom in on Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' How about a nice Pink Elephant Pants?

''{Zoom out again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take it!

''{Bubs reaches under the bar, and produces an eyedropper containing a green liquid}''

'''BUBS:''' That'll be $17.50.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah! You guys must be having a sale!

''{We see the edge of the Club Technochocolate dance floor. Marzipan and Strong Sad are standing just off the dance floor. Strong Sad is wearing fishnet gloves.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' You don't look like you're having very much fun, Strong Sad.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh I'm having a great time. This is my favorite club to go to, and not dance. Sometimes I'll even ''think'' about dancing, and then not dance. And if I'm feeling ''really'' crazy, I'll actually get out on the dance floor, and bust some fresh not-dancing.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Then how about I start busting some fresh not-hanging-out-with-you.

''{Marzipan walks off. Cut to Strong Bad dancing on the dance floor.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' Hey Strong Bad.

''{Zoom out. Homestar is standing behind Strong Bad (our left). He looks like he has just woken up, complete with unshaved face, dressing gown, sleeping cap, and [[Nebulon]] slippers. His eyes are closed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, get outta here! I'm doin my matin' dance.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyes still closed} {unintelligible}'' more, more...badges.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Because I got more badges than you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, are you asleep?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Because I sold more thin mints than you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, are you asleep and dreaming you're a girl scout?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No Ma'am, Troop Beverly Hills.

''{We see The cheat DJ'ing in the DJ booth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' And at some point during the night, we all get "treated" to Coach Z ''{Zoom out, Coach Z with a mic}'' attempting to freestyle.

'''COACH Z:''' One two one two, 'bout to freestyle... One, two? One two?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' I mean... count to two over and over again.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{overlapping}'' Ha, one two one two! Here I go! Hang on, one two.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' And no night at the cloughb would be complete, without me getting tossed out on my leopard print hinders.

''{Back to the entrance. Strong Bad gets tossed out, wearing leopard print underwear. Strong Mad is no longer visible.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's not my fault! It's those light-èd floors! I think my pants are mysteriously drawn to them!

''{Strong Bad's pants get thrown out too. They land on his head and remain unfolded.}''

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So that's the nightlife around here, Soma. Of course, there's also the pour rotten milk on Marzipan's prized petunias while she's asleep variety of nightlife as well, but that's another email, for another time. This has been Strong Bad, with Strong Bad E-mail 185 ''{pronounced one eighty-five}''. Thanks for listening.

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:TheStabYourself!.png|thumb|"Try NOT to stab yourself!"]]
* Click on "Josh CO" to see "The Stab Yourself!" product from joshCO!
* At the end, click on "rotten" to see an ad for Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt.
*:''{A bag with Blubb-o's logo appears on a red background}''
*:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Mmmintroducing the Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. Because you people stopped buying the Crispy Chicken Melt.
* At the end, click on "asleep" to see a scene at the Hill.
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, girls. We're stuck in the woods, with no troop leader. It's time to decide who we eat first. ''{holds up the Kazoo as if about to eat it}''
* At the end, click on "nightlife" to see a scene with the King Of Town in his castle.
*:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I call to order this meeting of Club Technochocolate. As you can see here, ''{holds up a motherboard dipped in chocolate}'' I dipped this motherboard in 70% cacao.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia:Seeing pink elephants|pink elephant]] is used as a visual shorthand that someone is drunk.
*[[Wikipedia:Cacao|Cacao]] is the name for the tree from whose seeds chocolate is made.
*[[Wikipedia:Sleepwalking|Sleepwalking]] is a nocturnal disorder in which a sleeping individual engages in behavior normally done while awake.
*A [[Wikipedia:Girl Scout cookie|thin mint]] is one of several varieties of cookies sold by Girl Scouts as a fundraiser for their organization.

===Remarks===
*This cartoon verifies that Strong Bad's bedroom is connected to the basement of the [[house of the Brothers Strong]].
*In [[Summer Short Shorts]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] was located to the right of [[Strong Badia]]. In the Carrot and Kazoo Hill scene of this email, however, the locations are reversed.
*The Carrot and Kazoo Hill scene has the old round bushes that used to be displayed in The Field.

===Goofs===
*As Strong Bad types "This has been Strong Bad" the text cursor goes outside the Lappy's screen very briefly.

===Fixed Goofs===
*Originally, as Bubs glided in behind the bar, his middle section was elevated slightly above the level of the bar but his legs were noticeably absent. This was fixed by Tuesday.

===Inside References===
*The [[Blubb-o's]] bag features the [[Drive-Thru Whale]]. "Blubb-o" was previously mentioned in the DVD commentary for [[Drive-Thru]].
*Strong Bad is shown wearing leopard-print [[underwear]].
*[[Pants]] and [[alcohol]] figure prominently in the email.
*"Light-èd floors" is another instance of the [[-èd]] pronunciation.
*Strong Bad refers to his body spray as "the [[blood]] of slain warrior mammoths".
*The King of Town's motherboard and sleeping Homestar's kazoo are both [[Eating Non-Food Items|non-food items]] about to be eaten.
*Strong Bad's dance moves and the music that plays when the flyer appears onscreen are both from the Technochocolate scene of [[disconnected]].
*Bubs's dance moves are from [[Dancin' Bubs]].
*Marzipan's dance moves are from the dance contest in [[replacement]].
*Homestar dreaming that he is a Girl Scout is another instance of [[gender confusion]].

===Real-World References===
*''[[Wikipedia:Troop Beverly Hills|Troop Beverly Hills]]'' is a 1989 movie starring Shelly Long as a clueless debutante housewife trying to run a Girl Scout troop.
*Homestar Runner is wearing [[Professional Wrestling|professional wrestler]] [[Wikipedia:Roddy Piper|Roddy Piper]]'s "Hot Rod" T-shirt.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|185|13103}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}

nightlife

VolatileChemical — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:58:15 GMT

VolatileChemical: /* Easter Eggs */

{{sbenav|185}}
[[Image:Sbemail185.png|thumb|"NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. JOHNSON!"]]

[[Strong Bad]] describes the night life of [[Strong Badia]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Carrot and Kazoo Hill]], [[Strong Bad's Room]], [[Da Basement]], [[The Field]], [[Club Technochocolate]], [[The King of Town's Castle]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, December 10, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:12

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' Another week, another email scandal! Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle! ''{brings up the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: strong bad email</div>
Hey mr S to the B 
I was wondering what the nightlife is like in strongbadia? 
What kinda hip clubs and fun hotspots are there to 
check out? 
Somekindaguy 
Josh CO 
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Mr" as "mer", "Somekindaguy" as "Soma-keenda-goo-ay" and "Josh CO" as "JoshCO!", adding "makers of funny products and funnier slogans." He also puts emphasis on "kinda" as if "kinda hip" meant "somewhat hip"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, we only have one real fun hotspot. As you may well have already guessed, I am of course talking about

''{Carrot and Kazoo Hill is shown, with Homestar and Stong Sad standing on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Carrot and Kazoo Hill.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{unemotional}'' Whee.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Good times.

''{Back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Man, the hill was jumpin' that night! As far as clubs go, Club Technochocolate is about as kinda hip as it gets! Some towns have party clubs, but we've got our very own bona fide ''pwawty cloughb!''

''{A flyer is shown while music begins to play in the background, which reads: Club Technochocolate / Free Country USA's Premier / PWAWTY CLOUGHB / (Not a place for technological chocolate bars)}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' When I'm going out to the cloughb, I always like to take off ''{Cut to Strong Bad's Bedroom. He is standing in the foreground messing with his shirt.}'' my best shirt! ''{His best shirt is light blue with a tribal mark. He rips it open with a "huah!", popping a button. He begins to spray himself with body spray.}''

''{Camera cuts to Strong Sad, who is leaning in the doorway from the Basement}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, are you putting on body spray?

''{Cut back to Strong Bad, still holding the black can of body spray}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up! Guys don't wear body spray. This is uh... the blood... of slain... warrior... mammoths.

''{Scene darkens}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Of course, the cloughb only lets the freshest clientèle inside. But my name has been laser-etched into the guest list by now.

''{We see a location somewhere in the Field, at night. Strong Mad is standing behind a velvet-rope as Strong Bad walks up.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' NAME PLEASE!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, man, drop the act! I've gotta get into the pwawty cloughb.

'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST!

'''STRONG BAD:''' The list?! You're looking at a greasy bag of fast food!

'''STRONG MAD:''' DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF! ''{he laughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, what? Strong Mad, did you just make a joke?! That was pretty good! Now hows about letting me in?

'''STRONG MAD:''' NAME PLEASE!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt... Johnson.

'''STRONG MAD:''' NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. JOHNSON!

''{Various Cuts: Club TechnoChocolate. Bubs, Marzipan, and Pom Pom are seen dancing. The Cheat is DJ'ing.}''

''{Cut to: Club Technochocolate's bar. Strong Bad walks in from our left. Bubs slides in from our right, behind the bar.}''

'''BUBS:''' Well, if it isn't my main man Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I need the brightest, glowiest drink in the house.

''{Zoom in on Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' How about a nice Pink Elephant Pants?

''{Zoom out again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take it!

''{Bubs reaches under the bar, and produces an eyedropper containing a green liquid}''

'''BUBS:''' That'll be $17.50.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah! You guys must be having a sale!

''{We see the edge of the Club Technochocolate dance floor. Marzipan and Strong Sad are standing just off the dance floor. Strong Sad is wearing fishnet gloves.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' You don't look like you're having very much fun, Strong Sad.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh I'm having a great time. This is my favorite club to go to, and not dance. Sometimes I'll even ''think'' about dancing, and then not dance. And if I'm feeling ''really'' crazy, I'll actually get out on the dance floor, and bust some fresh not-dancing.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Then how about I start busting some fresh not-hanging-out-with-you.

''{Marzipan walks off. Cut to Strong Bad dancing on the dance floor.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Off-screen}'' Hey Strong Bad.

''{Zoom out. Homestar is standing behind Strong Bad (our left). He looks like he has just woken up, complete with unshaved face, dressing gown, sleeping cap, and [[Nebulon]] slippers. His eyes are closed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, get outta here! I'm doin my matin' dance.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyes still closed} {unintelligible}''more, more...badges.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Because I got more badges than you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, are you asleep?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Because I sold more thin mints than you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, are you asleep and dreaming you're a girl scout?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No Ma'am, Troop Beverly Hills.

''{We see The cheat DJ'ing in the DJ booth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' And at some point during the night, we all get 'treated' to Coach Z ''{Zoom out, Coach Z with a mic}'' attempting to freestyle.

'''COACH Z:''' One two one two, 'bout to freestyle... One two? One two?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' I mean... count to two over and over again.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{overlapping}'' Ha, one two one two! Here I go! One two.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' And no night at the cloughb would be complete, without me getting tossed out on my leopard print hinders.

''{Back to the entrance. Strong Bad gets tossed out, wearing leopard print underwear. Strong Mad is no longer visible.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's not my fault! It's those light-èd floors! I think my pants are mysteriously drawn to them!

''{Strong Bad's pants get thrown out too. They land on his head, defying physics and/or indicating Strong Bad uses too much starch.}''

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So that's the nightlife around here, Soma. Of course, there's also the pour rotten milk on Marzipan's prized petunias while she's asleep variety of nightlife as well, but that's another email, for another time. This has been Strong Bad, with Strong Bad E-mail 185 ''{pronounced one eighty-five}''. Thanks for listening.

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:TheStabYourself!.png|thumb|"Try NOT to stab yourself!"]]
* Click on "Josh CO" to see "The Stab Yourself!" product from joshCO!
* At the end, click on "rotten" to see an ad for Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt.
*:''{A bag with Blubb-o's logo appears on a red background}''
*:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Mmmintroducing the Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. Because you people stopped buying the Crispy Chicken Melt.
* At the end, click on "asleep" to see a scene at the Hill.
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, girls. We're stuck in the woods, with no troop leader. It's time to decide who we eat first. ''{holds up the Kazoo as if about to eat it}''
* At the end, click on "nightlife" to see a scene with the King Of Town in his castle.
*:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I call to order this meeting of Club Technochocolate. As you can see here, ''{holds up a motherboard dipped in chocolate}'' I dipped this motherboard in 70% cacao.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia:Seeing pink elephants|pink elephant]] is used as a visual shorthand that someone is drunk.
*[[Wikipedia:Cacao|Cacao]] is the name for the chocolate plant.
*[[Wikipedia:Sleepwalking|Sleepwalking]] is a nocturnal disorder in which a sleeping individual engages in behavior normally done while awake.

===Remarks===
*This cartoon verifies that Strong Bad's bedroom is connected to the basement of the [[house of the Brothers Strong]].

===Goofs===
*As Bubs glides in behind the bar, his middle section is elevated slightly above the level of the bar. However, his legs are noticeably absent.

===Inside References===
*The [[Blubb-o's]] bag features the [[Drive-Thru Whale]]. "Blubb-o" was previously mentioned in the DVD commentary for [[Drive-Thru]].
*Strong Bad is shown wearing leopard-print [[underwear]].
*[[Pants]] and [[alcohol]] figure prominently in the email.
*"Light-èd floors" is another instance of the [[-èd]] pronunciation.
*Strong Bad refers to his body spray as "the [[blood]] of slain warrior mammoths".
*The King of Town's motherboard and sleeping Homestar's kazoo are both [[Eating Non-Food Items|non-food items]] about to be eaten.
*Strong Bad's dance moves and the music that plays when the flyer appears onscreen are both from the Technochocolate scene of [[disconnected]].

===Real-World References===
*''[[Wikipedia:Troop Beverly Hills|Troop Beverly Hills]]'' is a 1989 movie starring Shelly Long as a clueless debutante housewife trying to run a Girl Scout troop.
*Homestar Runner is wearing [[Professional Wrestling|professional wrestler]] [[Wikipedia:Roddy Piper|Roddy Piper]]'s "Hot Rod" T-shirt.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|185|13103}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}

Carrot and Kazoo Hill

VolatileChemical — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:50:12 GMT

VolatileChemical: Who cares! I'm counting it as a club.

[[image:CarrotandKazoo.png|thumb|The night time hot spot]]
'''Carrot and Kazoo Hill''' is one of the hot spots to hang out at night, according to [[Strong Bad]]. However, [[Strong Sad]] and [[Homestar Runner]] mainly hang out there with a kazoo and a carrot. [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] and [[Strong Badia]] are visible behind it in the distance.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[nightlife]]

[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Clubs]]

Talk:Moving Very Slowly

VolatileChemical — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:01:44 GMT

VolatileChemical:

It's not a death metal song. Listen to some death metal like Morbid Angel or Deicide and you will note the differences. Both of those bands are extremely easy to find on the internet.

:That's simply the style of the band as described in [[death metal]]. Sure it's probably tamed considerably for the site, but it's still ''supposed'' to be death metalesque. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 01:07, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

::Yeah, but none of the songs in [[death metal]] were death metal either. The song in the video was actually nu-metal (mallcore) like Slipknot or something. TBC went down considerably in my estimation after that steaming hunk of poo. Moving Very Slowly sounds like thrash/heavy metal, as per Master of Puppets-era Metallica. Nothing death metal about it whatsoever.

:::"Thrash/heavy metal" is a generous way of putting it; the fact is that Taranchula sound like stoner metal and not a THING like thrash, death, or traditional heavy metal.

This song was released before the death metal e-mail, so they could have made a thrash song before being a death metal band, or do both. There are plenty of bands that make songs outside of their genres. Either way, Moving Very Slowly doesn't sound like death metal at all. The vocals seem to be a parody of James Hetfield (of Metallica). [[User:Swimma Dan|Swimma Dan]] 02:06, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

:Does anyone else really find the beginning of this song similar to ''Rage Against the Machine'''s "Killing in the Name Of"? Just saying... {{User:VolatileChemical/sig}} 08:01, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Style

VolatileChemical — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:16:59 GMT

VolatileChemical:

[[Image:Totally style.PNG|thumb|"Check it out, yo!"]]
The word '''"style"''' is frequently used in contexts where it doesn't quite belong and has thus become something of a [[running gag]] within the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work.

==Appearances==
===Strong Bad Email===
*[[caper]] — The Jumble puzzle in one of the Easter eggs has a "hilarious cartoon style drawing" on it.
*[[2 emails]] — In an Easter egg, [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] advertises "Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders".
*[[the bet]] — [[Strong Bad]] and [[The King of Town]] consume "ice style cream".
*[[different town]] — [[Coach Z|Coach Z]]'s "cool jacket" reads "Totally Style".
*[[old comics]] — Strong Bad sings "Let's get it over with! With the email style, get it over with!"
*[[pizzaz]] — [[Twin Characters|Strong Bad visits Strong Bad]] on his "Buffalo Style Ranch" and provides "buffalo style journalism".
*[[animal]] Strong Bad calls the girl in the "Deep-Sea Fangly Fish" scene "[[Baby Styles]]".
*[[radio]] — Strong Bad's email song goes "I've got miles and miles of the email style!"
*[[geddup noise]] — Strong Bad calls the Git Outcha Seat Sound "everybody's favorite style."
*[[narrator]] — Alien [[Marzipan]] confesses that she has always adored [[Nebulon]]'s "styles".
*[[senior prom]] — The email intro goes, "Can you see that I've got email styles?" After, Strong Bad, [[Strong Mad]], and [[The Cheat]] plan to crash "the ever-loving style" out of the Entrapment All Up On [[the Moon]] Dance themed prom.
*[[redesign]] — The menu bar on [[The Cheat]]'s [[The Cheat's iMac (2006)|iMac]] has a button labeled "Style".
*[[4 branches]] — The title of the spread sheet is "A GREAT IDEA FOR PERSONAL STYLE".
*[[looking old]] — After watching The Cheat's email remix, Strong Bad states that he doesn't know whether to puke or have a seizure. A piece of paper is then shown, with silhouettes of Strong Bad throwing up and seizing, labeled "STYLE 1" and "STYLE 2".
*[[your funeral]] — One of the boomboxes used to play Strong Bad's eulogy is named "[[Twicestyle]]".
*[[pizza joint]] — The sides of the pizza boxes read "Pizza Box" / "Neighborhood Style".
*[[slumber party]] — The sides of the pizza boxes read "Pizza Box" / "Slumber Party Style".
*[[business trip]] — Strong Bad remarks "Well, cramp my style," after he and Homestar seal the deal with the King of Town.

===Other Appearances===
*[[New Boots]] — According to [[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Bad, nobody likes Nebulon's style.
*[[Decemberween in July]] — One of the links reads "Puppet Style".
*[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]] — [[Peasant's Quest]] is described as utilizing "text and graphic style!"
*[[Labor Dabor]] — [[Homestar Runner]] refers to [[Frank Bennedetto]] as "Third-style private Bennedetto", and asks him if he has eaten some bad "corn-style rations".
*[[Shopping for Danger]] — The grocery store that [[Blue Laser]] frequents is called "[[Price Style]]".
*[[50K Racewalker]] — The racer's default name is "Steak Styles".
*[[Stinkomanual]] — [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Astromund]] is described as an "astro style mund".
*[[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5 |Stinkoman 20X6 Level 5]] — After defeating Nebulon, [[1-Up]] informs him that nobody likes his style.
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four]] — If the user waits for a while on the opening menu, the [[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|Female Lappy 486]] says "I'm of a style".
*[[Puppets on the Road]] — While [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] is hitting the ATM screen, he says that "it's a style, gotta get the points".
*[[Sample of Style]]
*[[Sample of Style Too]] (and [[Sample of Style Too: Some Outtakes]])
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — When the troll gets pecked by the bird, he says "My style!"
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] — The description on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]] reads "Short styles for short clothing".
*[[Why Come Only One Girl?]] — Strong Bad gets slapped after mentioning his style.
*[[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]] — The player is prompted to "take control of Blue Laser Commander by mashing left or right on your laserdisc remote when you see this flashing style."
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — A wanted poster shows that Coach Z is wanted "for creepy styles and creepier habits".
*[[An Important Rap Song]] - "Jet to the beach wearin' the freshest style!"
*[[One Two, One Two]] - The link at the end of the cartoon to go to the [[MixMastah 800]] says "MIX YOUR OWN STYLE".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] - [[What's Her Face]] yells, "OW! MY STYLE! (or lack thereof)".
**In the same episode, [[Peacey P]]'s rap contains the line "crample-o stow," which is also the name of the record company. The phrase "crample-o stow" evokes the phrase "crampin' my style."
*[[Ever and More!]] - The page title says "B.O.D.H. Local 1-1-Style".
*[[Jibblies 2]] - After Homestar walks into the [[Horrible Painting|painting]], he says, "Whoa, nice style!"
*[[Rap Song]] - The Cheat's computer has "Style" as one of its menu headings.

==See Also==
*[[Styles Upon Styles]]
*[[Type]]
*[[Homestar Runner's Fashion Sense]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]

The Stick

VolatileChemical — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 00:14:53 GMT

VolatileChemical: /* Fun Facts */

[[Image:TheStick.png|thumb|right|220px|"In all its hangoutitude!"]]
:{{about|[[:Category:Pseudocharacters|Pseudocharacter]]}} {{for|wiki's community portal|HRWiki:The Stick}}

'''The Stick''' is the place in an otherwise nondescript [[The Field|grassy area]] in which a largeish stick is poking out of the ground. Typically referenced as a meeting point, especially by [[Strong Bad]] and his minions. It is unclear as to whether it is just a stick in the ground, or a prematurely dead tree. Sometimes The Stick participates in the festivities, such as being a Decemberween Tree or being dressed up for Halloween.
== Appearances ==
=== Toons ===
*'''Debut:''' [[Where's The Cheat?]]
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
*[[No Hands On Deck!]]
*[[Happy Hallow-day]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*[[Jibblies 2]] (As Lowly Worm)

=== Strong Bad Emails ===
*[[the bird]]
*[[unused emails]]
*[[labor day]]
*[[kind of cool]] (Easter egg)
*[[army]]
*[[different town]]
*[[montage]]
*[[virus]]
*[[origins]]
*[[boring (really)]]
*[[keep cool]]
*[[Videro Games]] (Bonus email, Easter egg)
*[[more armies]]
*[[bike thief]]

=== Main Pages ===
*[[Main Page 16]]

== Fun Facts ==

*In [[labor day]], Strong Bad accidentally broke part of The Stick off while giving it a high-five. Curiously, the piece that broke off was never seen before that particular toon. Naturally, since it broke off, the piece hasn't been seen since.
*According to [[origins]], The Stick presently rates a 10 in hangingoutitude, but was considerably lower in hangingoutitude during the period it was the site of [[Homestar Runner]]'s [[Songs#from Strong Bad Emails|bread sing-alongs]]. It was also the place where they spraypainted [[Marzipan]], then glued her to [[Homsar]] and left them for [[Death#Homsar|dead]].
*In [[different town]], Strong Bad imagined the Stick as a Big Ol' Tree.
*In [[Main Page 16]], The Stick is a [[Decemberween]] stick.
*In [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]], The Stick was made up to look like a satellite dish.
*In [[Happy Hallow-day]], The Stick is referred to as a twig by Marzipan, which proves that the name ''The Stick'' is rarely (or never) used by characters other than [[The Brothers Strong]].
*In [[Jibblies 2]], The Stick is dressed as the [[Jibblies 2 Costumes|Lowly Worm]] from the ''[[Wikipedia:Busytown|Busytown]]'' books for Halloween. Strong Bad and Homestar both state their hatred of The Stick to it, meaning Strong Bad has apparently grown to dislike The Stick since "labor day".

<gallery>
Image:bigoltree.png|<center>The Stick as a Big Ol' Tree</center>
Image:Christmas_Stick_Hi_Res.PNG|<center>The Decemberween Stick</center>
Image:enemy_radar_dish.png|<center>The enemy radar dish</center>
</gallery>

[[Category: Places|Stick, The]] [[Category:Pseudocharacters]]

User:VolatileChemical

VolatileChemical — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 23:58:36 GMT

VolatileChemical:

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''This page has been vandalised 35 times. By the user it belongs to. And [[User:Tom|this guy]]. [[User:The thing|This guy, too]]''.</div> 
[[Image:Homestarapocalypsenow.png|thumb|250px|left|My Homestarized version of the [[Wikipedia:Apocalypse Now|Apocalypse Now]] poster. Feel free to compare [[Wikipedia:Image:ApocalypseNowBlack.JPG|here]].]]
Hi. I'm '''VolatileChemical'''. You may have come here in hopes of me join, <nowiki>"Hi, I'm '''VolatileChemical'''! My real name is [[the bet|Kevin DuBrow]], and I live in [[Wikipedia:Salt Lake City, Utah|Salt Lake City, Michigan]]. If you would like to send me a donation for something or other, here's my [[Wikipedia:Home address|home address]], [[Wikipedia:Phone number|phone number]], [[Wikipedia:Computer password|computer passwords]], [[Wikipedia:Credit card information|credit card information]], [[Wikipedia:List of days VolatileChemical forgets to lock the front door to his house|list of days I forget to lock the front door to my house]], and [[Wikipedia:Combination to the safe that houses his easily stealable $70 000 vase from the Zing dynasty|combination to the safe that houses my easily stealable $70 000 vase from the]] [[Wikipedia:Zing Dynasty|Zing dynasty]]!"</nowiki>

Only, with my real name, all that information I said I'd give out, and my real town of residence with the correct state and country.

But I'm not gonna give it to you! I'm not one of those carelessly explicitly detail-giving wiki users on this...uh...wiki. Like [[User:JoeyDay|some people we know]] who feel the need to [[HRWiki:Donations#Make a donation|trustingly give out all their personal information ''on the internet'' where anyone could see it and rob them]].

I really like [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]], as I have for about four<nowiki>*</nowiki> years, so I decided to help the people on this site [[HRWiki:About|chronicle]] everything we know about [[Homestar Runner|him]].
And some [[Characters|other guys]]. And [[Marzipan]]. And the [[Characters#Secondary characters|peoples who have yet to be determined]]. ''shudders'' Anyway, I hail from [[Far Off Lands|Canada]], and, as a part of the [[Free Country, USA#Politics|monarchial commonwealth]], am a faithful [[:Category:King's Servants|servant]] and [[lackey]] of the [[The King of Town|crown]]. As a [[Coach Zed|Canuck]], I am obsessed with, uh...[[Cold One|beer]], especially [[Cold One#Coldson Lite|Canadian beer]], and [[Ducks|duck hunting]], probably. A useless hunk of skin, bones, [[:Image:thecheat physiology.png|interior organs]] and unidentifiable [[Whatsit|crap]], and as a fan of the series, my construction is just a lot of [[:Category:Fan Material|fan material]]. No pun intended. Well, yes there was, a little.

I'm slightly proud that I created [[The Cheat's Smoking|a certain page]], until it was changed to being [the biggest] section of [[Smoking|this page]]. I also wrote the [[Template:Infobox Band|band infobox template]] for all the fictional [[:Category:Bands|bands]] in Homestar Runner, though some credit should be given to [[User:Sam Goldfish|this Sam guy]] for setting up the template page. The scructure formatting for [[Kissyboots]] was a nightmare, particularly finding a way to seperate the first and second paragraphs. Also, I created [[The Simpsons]]. The article, not the show. Uh, wait, did anyone who read that think I meant the show? Did you believe me? If you did, please disregard my last comment. I ''did'' create The Simpsons, I am awesome. You're so welcome.

To go along with the annoying self-promoting wiki user stereotype, I have an [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/676385/ obligatory account on fanfiction.net], I have a DeviantArt account which I will not link because I never update to it, and I have also set up a [http://www.mindsay.com/ Mindsay] [http://strongsad.mindsay.com/ version] of [[Strong Sad's Blog|Strong Sad's blog]]/[[Strong Sad's Diary|diary]]/[[Strong Sad's Journal|journal]]. And yes, in case you were wondering, which you probably weren't, ''I'' made those three redirect pages.

This is a cool website, but the main problem is that whenever a new toon comes out, the edit conflicts that follow immediately after would be hard for the United Nations to resolve. Pages that caused me particularly high annoyance due to edit conflicts include [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], [[space program]] and [[pop-up]]. I got maybe a line and a half into the page text somewhere around every 7 minutes, if I was unusually fast, and it was usually on my fifth try, after I had realized that I had to copy and paste the text I wanted to add instead of taking the time to type it if I wanted to save it uninterrupted. Which is weird, because [[User:Phlip|Phlip]] [[User:Phlip#Miscellaneous Randomness and Random Miscellany|thinks]] I co-wrote the transcript of ''space program'' with him. I'm not complaining, I think that's awesome, but I just don't agree with that. Then again, I ''do'' have 28 edits on the transcript...more than anyone...anyways, who cares.

My favourite [[toons|toon]] is [[Strong Bad is in Jail|the one where Strong Bad is in jail]]. My favourite [[Strong Bad Email]] is [[couch patch]].

Oh, I have to say that this is my absolute favourite quote from the site:

<blockquote class="lappy email">
]So, Jackson, as you can plainly see, things move a mile a 
minute 'round her'. Except for that Strong Sad. That guy's 
a real bore. And quite a fan of Danish physicist Niels Bohr. 
The most aptly named of all Danish physicists. 
</blockquote>

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Actual time of likeage may or may not actually be five years. Expert archeologists and romantic comedy film screenplay writers alike estimate around four to five, but the actual time was lost centuries ago<nowiki>**</nowiki>.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>This may or may not be true as well.

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The Simpsons

VolatileChemical — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 23:50:09 GMT

VolatileChemical:

[[Image:knight idaho.PNG|thumb|80px|He's Idaho!]]
[[Image:Ralph idaho.png|thumb|90px|"I'm Idaho!"]]
[[The Brothers Chaps]] have made several references to the animated television sitcom '''''[[Wikipedia:The Simpsons|The Simpsons]]''''', which they have [[The Brunswickan Interview - 4 Apr 2003|cited in the past]] as one of their writing influences.

==Appearances==
*'''[[Sketchbook (museum)|Museum Sketchbook]]'''— One page of rejected Halloween costumes show [[Marzipan]] dressed as [[Wikipedia:Marge Simpson|Marge Simpson]] and [[Pom Pom]] dressed as [[Wikipedia:Comic Book Guy|Comic Book Guy]].
*'''[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]'''— [[The Knight]]'s costume refers to the ''Simspons'' episode "[[Wikipedia:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)|$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]", in which [[Wikipedia:Ralph Wiggum|Ralph Wiggum]] wears the exact same thing in a pageant for the United States.
*'''[[Weekly Fanstuff]]''' — The [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006|Weekly Fanstuff for January 19, 2006]] is three [[Wikipedia:Sousaphone|sousaphone]] bells painted with the image of [[Strong Bad]]'s head over the [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] screen. ''Tubamaba'' is a neologism from the ''Simpsons'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Lisa's Sax|Lisa's Sax]]", in which [[Wikipedia:Homer Simpson|Homer Simpson]] uses it as a mispronounciation of the word ''saxophone''.
*'''[[Needlepoint]]''' — The [[Page Titles|page title]] is "Bless This Mess!", which is also a needlepoint picture seen in the closet of [[Wikipedia:Ned Flanders|Ned Flanders]].
*'''[[Main Page 14]]'''— The Corn Cob shower curtain may be a reference to the kitchen curtains in The Simpsons.

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[[Category:Inside Jokes|Simpsons, The]]
[[Category:Entertainment running gags|Simpsons, The]]

alternate universe

VolatileChemical — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 20:23:41 GMT

VolatileChemical:

{{sbenav|150}}
[[Image:Doppelgangers.png|thumb|"Save the last email for Strong Bad..."]]
In this, his sesquicentenn-email, Strong Bad constructs an alternate universe portal with the help of The Cheat and visits alternate realities, along with many of his doppelgängers, while Homestar tries to make a real fruit smoothie.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Badman}}, [[Strong Badman Characters#Deutschman|Deutschman]], {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Vector Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]], {{Film|Pom Pom}} (silhouette), {{Film|Strong Mad}} (silhouette), {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}} (silhouette), {{Film|Marzipan}} (silhouette), [[The Fat Bee]], [[Keyboard Strong Bad]], [[Puppet Character Variations#Puppet Strong Bad|Puppet Strong Bad]], [[Da Huuuuuudge]], [[Teenage Variation#Teenage Strong Bad|Teenage Strong Bad]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, [[Sterrance]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badman's Apartment]], [[Stages#Old-Timey Stage|Old-Timey Stage]], [[Vector Field]], [[Flashback]] [[Race Track]], [[Strong Badia]] (puppet), [[Places#Made-Up_Places|Da Huuuuuudge's Enclosure]], [[Pie Factory]], Interdimensional Void, Recording Studio, [[The Pond]] (Easter Egg), Black Lodge (Easter Egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, April 4, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 5:52

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing over guitar music}'' I've been walking on clouds and flipping off rainbows, on the wiiiiings of an emaiiil...

''{Cut to a wide view of the desk. Strong Sad is standing to the right of Strong Bad with a classical guitar. Strong Bad turns to face him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, man.

'''STRONG SAD:''' No prob, Bob.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: alternate univer$e</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
Got some ?'s for you: 
1. What would you do with a hundred million dollars? 
2. What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in 
an alternate universe somehow? 
Jody (not a girl), TX
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "question marks" for "?'s", and "Number one" and "Number two" for "1." and "2.", respectively.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{says everything inside parentheses normally}'' Ya know, you could probably ditch that (not a girl) thing, if you just replaced it with something tough and cool and kool and tuff. Like (Bulldozer). Jody (Bulldozer). Nobody's gonna think that guy's a girl. ''{clears screen}'' Well Ms. Dozer, you pretty much answered question mark #1 ''{read "number one"}'' with question mark #2 ''{read "number two"}''. Cuz a hundred million dollars is exactly how much The Cheat spent on our alternate universe portal.

''{Cut to a wide view of the desk. The Cheat is standing to the right of the Lappy with a blender containing a [[Nintendo]] Game Boy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Isn't that right, The Cheat?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? This thing only cost us fourteen bucks?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{agreeing The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well... that's like a hundred million dollars in... dog years, right?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{leans towards The Cheat suddenly}'' All right! Mash go on that blender!

''{Camera zooms out a little as The Cheat presses a button on the blender. The blender shoots out white bolts as the lighting in the room flashes. Soon after, the blender stops with the Game Boy intact, and there is a large swirl to the right of the desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh-ho-ho! Swirly Photoshopped magic! I bet this thing could release some serious Cacodemons. So... ''{The Cheat turns to face Strong Bad}'' What? I— I just jump in?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{leaning backwards}'' Ohbee Kaybee! ''{jumps off the stool and towards the swirl}'' Jump!

''{As soon as Strong Bad touches the swirl, everything except him and the swirl turns black and white. Strong Bad distorts horizontally and vertically, then "springs" into the swirl. Cut to a panel of a comic strip with a number of buildings drawn in it. A caption at the top of the panel reads "IN A BULDING..."}''

'''NARRATOR:''' In a bulding...

''{Camera shifts to the next panel, which shows an empty room. Strong Bad appears, with "VOIP!" appearing next to him briefly. While in the comic, everything Strong Bad says is also shown in a speech bubble.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Where am I?

''{Next panel. Strong Badman is in an action pose on a yellow background. Everything he says also appears in a speech bubble, and is not lip-synced.}''

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' ''{in large red text}'' STINY! ''{normal text}'' We have a visitor from an alternate universe!

''{Next panel. Strong Bad appears in the same room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looking to the right}'' It's Strong Badman! And his well drawn abs! ''{looks to the left}'' But... why are we in a crappy apartment instead of a secret underground lair... ''{looks back to the right}'' ...filled with secret underground gadgets?

''{Next panel. Strong Badman is shown from the chest up in front of a blue background.}''

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' Because mere mortal... this apartment...

''{Next panel. Strong Badman appears in front of a red background with his arms in the air. A thunderclap can be heard in the background.}''

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' ''{speech bubble is large, yellow and pointy}'' ...IS RENT CONTROLLED! ''{next speech bubbles are regular}'' And... water's included.

''{Next panel. A kitchen and bathroom sink are shown with the faucets running. The bathroom tap has the word "FROSH!" next to it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Is that why all your faucets are running?

''{Next panel. Strong Badman is standing in a room.}''

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' ''{each syllable appears individually in red text and is not in a speech bubble}'' MU-HU-HA-HA-HAH! ''{regular speech bubble and text}'' Those dimwits down at the public works won't know what hit them!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{walking in from left}'' So, that's your evil plan? To waste water?

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' And not pay for it!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta tell ya, Strong Badman... this part of your comic is pretty boring. I'm gonna see what's going on further down the page. ''{jumps out of the current panel}'' Jump!

''{He falls down three panels. There is a woman with a big knife sitting on a giant robotic snake.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! Now we're talkin'!

''{Next panel. Strong Badman is in the left of the panel, Strong Bad in the center, and there is a TV with the previous panel on it (minus Strong Bad) to the right.}''

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' You're not kidding!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wha?

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' Now we have expanded basic cable...

''{Next panel. Close-up of a cable running through a hole in the wall.}''

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Stolen from my neighbor!

''{Next panel. Strong Bad is in front of a yellow background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Who's writing this issue? The geniuses behind She-Hulk? ''{looks up}'' The Cheat?

''{Cut back to the Computer Room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice is slightly distorted, and a speech bubble appears from the swirl}'' A little frappe action, if you please.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{single The Cheat noise}''

''{The Cheat turns around and turns on the blender. Cut back to the previous comic panel. Strong Bad disappears with the same "VOIP!" with which he appeared.}''

''{Next panel. Strong Badman is in the same pose as when he first appeared, but flipped around and with a green background.}''

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' ''{in large red text}'' STINY! ''{normal text}'' Keep flushing those toilets!

''{Cut to the Old-Timey stage. Old-Timey Strong Bad is standing on the stage with curtains behind him. To the left of him is a sign that reads "STRONG BAD and his GOODE-TIME PARLOR TRICKS". An audience can be seen silhouetted at the bottom of the screen.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Yes, and for my next parlor trick, I shan't make anything ''{faces left}'' appear!

''{Strong Bad appears to the left of Old-Timey Strong Bad. He is still in color.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. H-hi.

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' ''{crowd starts booing}'' You brightly colored baboon! You've ruined my vaudeville!

''{The Homestar Runner's dance music plays as tomatoes are thrown at the two Strong Bads.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah! Shades of gray tomatoes!

''{Strong Bad disappears as Old-Timey Strong Bad looks to the left.}''

''{Cut to Vector Strong Bad floating above a vector field. Strong Bad appears to the right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What is up, my enormous vector brother?

''{As Vector Strong Bad speaks, his words come out of his mouth in red vector-style text. They disappear after a short while.}''

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' HELLOTE.

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, uh... ''{cut to close-up of Strong Bad}'' what do you do for fun around here? ''{cut back to previous view}''

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' I SPLO STUFF UP.

''{Strong Bad jumps backwards slightly to avoid the "UP", which promptly explodes with vector graphics.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, that's pretty cool.

''{Stinkoman walks in from the left.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Hey, guys! How's challenges?

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' WHAT IT IS MY DOGE?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, you two know each other?

''{Cut to close-up of Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{smiles}'' Oh, totally sure! ''{leans forward and waves one of his arms}'' He's my training simulator!

''{Cut back to previous view.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Check it out!

''{Vector Strong Bad starts moving left and right, shooting squares from his mouth. Stinkoman jumps around and dodges the squares. Strong Bad also jumps over and around the squares, but appears to have more difficulty doing so. Game music from [[video games]] plays. After a few seconds, they all stop.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Nice work, big nose!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Big nose?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Your nose!

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' LEVEL 2

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh-oh.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Uh-oh.

''{Stinkoman silently laughs as Vector Strong Bad shoots a series of squares directly at Strong Bad. As they explode, Strong Bad disappears. Vector Strong Bad then shoots some squares at Stinkoman, which he dodges.}''

''{Cut to a field in the style of [[flashback]]. Tiny Handed Strong Bad is standing close to the camera. Strong Bad appears to the right. All text appears in a white rectangle near the bottom of the screen.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' And so, ''{Strong Bad starts looking around}'' both Strong Bads entered the 'Dig To China With Your Ears Contest.'

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is just about... the second or third to worst contest I ever heard of.

''{Cut to a silhouetted view of the field. Pom Pom, Strong Mad, Coach Z, Bubs and Marzipan are standing to the right of a banner which reads "the contest began!!". Tiny Handed Strong Bad is underneath the banner.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' The contest began!

''{Cut to a close-up of Tiny Handed Strong Bad rubbing his head on the ground near a line marked "start".}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' And tiny-handed Strong Bad rubbed his head on the ground... ''{cut to a wide view; Strong Bad is sitting on a hammock with his Dangeresque sunglasses on.}'' while our Modern Day Hero maxed and relaxed.

''{Cut to Tiny Handed Strong Bad standing near the camera again, as in the first shot. A hole is visible near the background, and a giant glass of root beer appears in the center.}''

'''TINY HANDED STRONG BAD:''' I struck it rich!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Said T.H.S.B.

''{Cut to a zoomed out view of the previous scene, but with the giant glass of root beer in the center. The Fat Bee is seen holding Strong Bad's hammock up.}''

'''TINY HANDED STRONG BAD:''' A giant mug of frosty root beer!

''{Old-Timey Strong Bad appears to the left in a bathing suit. Tiny Handed Strong Bad looks at him.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Zounds! A sarsparilla swimming hole! Last one in's a freemason! ''{he half-runs toward the root beer and jumps in}'' Jump! ''{this last word does not appear in a subtitle}''

''{Strong Bad disappears. Keyboard Strong Bad appears at the bottom left of the screen and dances while playing a tune.}''

''{Cut to a screen in the style of Puppet Stuff. Puppet Strong Bad is standing in front of the Strong Badia fence. The Tire and Stop Sign are visible. Strong Bad appears to the right. Music starts playing and both Strong Bads dance in sync with each other. After a moment, Strong Bad disappears again.}''

''{Cut to Da Huuuuuudge's Enclosure. Strong Bad appears lying down on top of it. He slowly slides down, then disappears.}''

''{Cut to the abandoned factory from [[highschool]]. Teenage Strong Bad is standing to the right. Strong Bad appears to the left.}''

'''TEENAGE STRONG BAD:''' Stripèd pants.

''{Strong Bad disappears. Cut to the interdimensional void, which changes colors constantly.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice slightly distorted}'' The Cheat! Cool out on the liquefy button, man!

''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar standing next to the blender in the Computer Room. The blender still contains the Game Boy, but now also contains a green substance. One and a half avocados are sitting on the desk, along with a jar that reads "Total Load". Homestar is pressing buttons on the blender.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm trying to make me a real fruit smoothie here!

''{Cut to a wide shot. Tiny Handed Strong Bad is standing to the left, with Senor Cardgage, Old-Timey Strong Bad and Da Huuuuuudge to the right.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Any of you guys got any bee pollen?

''{As Homestar presses another button, Strong Bad appears next to the portal and Strong Badman appears on the left side of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar! Quit messing with my alternate universe portal!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{slowly}'' I'm trying to replenish some electrolytes, if you don't mind!

''{Homestar presses another button on the blender. He and the portal both suddenly disappear, and Sterrance appears on the desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looking around}'' Wow. Just look at all these Strong Bad-related faces. What an all-star cast! What say we all form a supergroup and record a number one jam!

''{All of the Strong Bad clones groan.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{off-screen, simultaneously with Old-Timey Strong Bad}'' I guess...

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously with Stinkoman}'' If we must.

''{The screen fades to black, and then cuts to Strong Bad in a recording studio. Some music starts playing, and continues through the rest of the e-mail.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' There's a crazy world of e-mails in this crazy world. ''{Cut to a reversed view of Strong Bad.}'' Checkin' 'em down, checkin' 'em down...

''{Cut to Stinkoman standing next to Strong Badman and Old-Timey Strong Bad.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{singing}'' I hope it's from a girrrrrrrl! 

''{Old-Timey Strong Bad winces and looks toward Stinkoman on his last word. Cut to a zoomed out view of the scene, revealing (from left to right), Stinkoman, Strong Badman, Old-Timey Strong Bad, Strong Bad, Vector Strong Bad, Keyboard Strong Bad, Senor Cardgage, Teenage Strong Bad, Sterrance and Tiny Handed Strong Bad. Strong Badman's words appear in speech bubbles next to him.}''

'''ALL STRONG BADS:''' ''{singing}'' Save the last email for Strong Bad!

''{Cut to Senor Cardgage at the recording studio.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{singing}'' Let the little childrens know.

''{Cut to Vector Strong Bad in the field, which now has blue lines running above and below it.}''

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I HOPE THEY DON'T A SPLODE

''{Cut back to a panning view of all the Strong Bads.}''

'''ALL STRONG BADS:''' ''{singing}'' Save the last email for Strong—

''{Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad in the recording studio just before "Bad".}''

'''ALL STRONG BADS:''' —Bad!

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Save the last email for Strong Bad!

''{Da Huuuuuudge fades in from the right.}''

'''DA HUUUUUUDGE:''' ''{singing in a high voice with vibrato}'' Save the last email for meeeee!

''{A comic panel with Strong Badman in front of a green background slides into the upper-left corner toward the end of Da Huuuuuudge's line.}''

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' Save the last email!

''{Cut back to a view of all the Strong Bads. The camera slowly zooms out during Strong Bad's line.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All my Strong Bad doppelgängers represent. Sesquicentenn-email, 2005. I-I mean six.

''{The music stops. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on Teenage Strong Bad's hat to see a creation of Strong Sad's ideas from [[Sbemail 150?!?]]:
:''{Piano music, fade in on Coach Z holding a pear covered with eyeballs while black coffee continually streams down his mouthless face. Cut to a close-up of the pear with its eyes googling, then to another shot of the pear from behind Coach Z with his arm raised higher. Then cut to a close-up of Coach Z's head. Fade via black to the original shot. Homestar appears next to Coach Z.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{subtitled, in a fake backwards-sounding voice}'' Coach Z, if you're not going to eat that eyeball pear... ''{clears his throat, starts talking normally with no subtitles}'' I suggest you give it to someone who will.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{distressed}'' I don't know what's going on, Homestar, but I'm not at liberty to discuss what I just did in my pants!

*At the end, click on Senor Cardgage's head to see Strong Bad's meeting with him:
:''{Senor Cardgage is sitting in a boat on a lake, holding a stick with fishing line tied to the end, hanging over the side. Strong Bad appears in the boat.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow, a fishing trip with Senor Cardgage! My life is complete.
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Alonzo Mourning to you, Myrtlebeth. Say hello to my tacklebox. ''{holds up said tacklebox}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hello there, tacklebox. ''{smiles}'' I'm such a big fan.
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Well, if you could just sign right here on the dotty line, the adaption will be complete.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''You're'' gonna adopt me?
:''{Strong Bad disappears}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen and echoing slightly}'' Aw, man!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*Strong Bad's conversion of fourteen dollars into [[Wikipedia:Dog years|dog years]] refers to the often-confused (and inaccurate) folk formula that dogs age seven "years" for every human year.
*[[Wikipedia:Rent control|Rent control]] is a policy used in some urban communities where the market price is deemed too high. Rent controlled dwellings are highly coveted in the communities where they are available.
*[[Wikipedia:Vaudeville|Vaudeville]] is a style of multi-act theatre that flourished in North America from the 1880s to the 1920s, later succeeded by silent movies. Acts included anything from acrobats to mathematicians and from song-and-dance duos to trick high divers.
*[[Wikipedia:Sarsaparilla|Sarsaparilla]] (spelled incorrectly as "sarsparilla" in the flashback scene) is a type of plant used to make beverages, and is a common ingredient in [[Wikipedia:Root Beer|root beer]]. It is more commonly pronounced "sass-parilla" than "sar-sparilla" or "sar-sa-parilla". It is also commonly misspelled "sasparilla".
*A freemason is a member of a fraternal men's organization such as the [[Wikipedia:York Rite|York Rite]] or the [[Wikipedia:Scottish Rite|Scottish Rite]]. Other organizations permitting women and/or minors as members, including [[Wikipedia:DeMolay International|DeMolay]], [[Wikipedia:Job's Daughters International|Job's Daughters]], [[Wikipedia:Order of the Eastern Star|Eastern Star]], etc., also fall under the umbrella of [[Wikipedia:freemasonry|freemasonry]].
*[[Wikipedia:Electrolyte|Electrolytes]] are solutions of [[Wikipedia:Ion|ions]] (such as sodium and potassium salts) that are lost during [[Wikipedia:perspiration|perspiration]]. Drinks containing electrolytes, such as popular sports drinks, are often used to ease [[Wikipedia:Dehydration|dehydration]].
*A [[Wikipedia:Supergroup (music)|Supergroup]] is a musical group comprising artists who were previously members of earlier, well-known groups.
* A [[Wikipedia:Doppelgänger|Doppelgänger]] refers either to a creature from folklore that mimics people's appearances as an omen of death, or to the theory that everyone in the world has someone else that looks exactly like them.

===Trivia===
*This email was the longest email when released, almost a full minute longer than [[flashback]] (previously the longest). However, it has since been surpassed by [[retirement]].
*When Strong Bad jumps down several panels in the Strong Badman comic, he passes a panel containing an explosion (with the word "TADAOW!"), and another panel with [[Strong Badman Characters#Deutschman|Deutschman]] (from [[haircut]]) holding a chain of sausages. Deutschman is saying "KINDER UBERRASCHUNG!!", the German name for [[Wikipedia:Kinder Surprise|Kinder Surprise]] (though Uberraschung should be spelled Überraschung).
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#weird dreams|weird dreams]]".
*This is the first time Stinkoman has been seen smiling without laughing.
*This is the first time we hear the Da Huuuuuudge's voice.
*This marks the second time in which characters from at least two different universes come together in one universe. The first time was in [[20X6 vs. 1936]], in which The Homestar Runner shows up on [[Planet K]].
*When the portal appears, along the side of it, there is some pixel disruption, where you can see the induvidual pixels.

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad has [[Lack of Visible Arms#Strong Bad's Nose|no visible nose]] [[Lack of Visible Arms#Ears|or ears]], despite the fact that those body parts were mentioned in this email.
*Senor Cardgage is the only one of Strong Bad's alter egos who had been seen talking with him prior to this email, as seen in [[kind of cool]], [[garage sale]], and [[Senorial Day]].
*This is a rare occasion of [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Bad and Strong Sad Getting Along|Strong Bad being nice to Strong Sad]].
*In [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], Strong Sad is seen writing with his right hand. However, in this email, Strong Sad is playing the [[Strong Sad's Guitar|guitar]] [[Left Handedness|left-handed]], though it is possible that Strong Sad is ambidextrous.
*When Strong Bad types "Well, Ms. Dozer" he types Ms. (pronounced 'miz', used by both married and single women) but pronounces it 'miss', which is the form of address for unmarried women.
*If every dollar was a "dog year", then according to the [[Wikipedia:Dog years|popular formula]], the money would still only sum up to ninety-eight dollars.
**Conversely, if Strong Bad were correct, each "dollar in dog years" would be worth over $70,000.
*Frappé is spelled as "Frappe" when Strong Bad talks to The Cheat. It is lacking the accent aigu.
*During the Vector Strong Bad segment, the cartoon's border changes to red.
*When the mug of root beer appears, the hole is under the hammock; before, it was beside the hammock.
*Homestar pronounces the word "fruit" without his usual speech impediment.
*Not all Strong Bad versions were included, such as his [[Powered by The Cheat]] version or his [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Teen Girl Squad]] version.

*During the recording session at the end, Strong Badman's words appear in a speech bubble, but Vector Strong Bad's words do not appear in text as they always otherwise do.
*In the same scene, the wall's grey spot pattern is made from a single image of dots copied and pasted multiple times. This results in some half dots appearing between the copied images.
*In the recording studio, the characters use wireless microphones. While wireless microphones are handy in live performance (to prevent signal loss on a long cable run, as well as to avoid tangling of cables), they are actually rarely used in studio work because cabled microphones deliver truer fidelity.
*The puppet Strong Bad is the only doppelgänger Strong Bad visited that did not appear in the ending screen, for obvious reasons.
*As Coach Z moves his head during his line in the Black Lodge Easter egg scene, the way the coffee dripping from the bottom of his head is animated makes it look as though the coffee breaks the rules of gravity; it seems to be dripping at an angle.
*In the Easter Egg with Senor Cardgage, when Strong Bad disappears, his voice can still be heard even though he is probably far away from where Senor Cardgage is.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Altuniv1318-1319.png|thumb|From blue to green.]]
*At the beginning of the email, Strong Bad's reflection is out of sync with his movements.
*After cutting to the wide shot showing The Cheat with the blender, the Lappy's screen includes the text "Isn't that right, The Cheat?", even though Strong Bad didn't actually type it.
*When Strong Bad first jumps into the alternate universe portal, his stool disappears briefly while he's in the process of warping. It briefly reappears after Strong Bad leaves, but for the remainder of the email, the stool is missing.
*During the comic scene, the panel below the one after "Because, mere mortal..." has a blue background at first. When it moves to the next panel ("Is rent controlled!"), the background changes to green.
*Several times during the email, Strong Bad's pants change color from black to dark navy (although the pant legs remain the same color), such as the first scene with Vector Strong Bad and the recording session at the end.
[[Image:Alternateuniversegoof.png|thumb|Disappearing start line.]]
*In the "Dig to China with your ears contest" part, the starting line disappears when the camera cuts to the giant mug of root beer.

*In the "Save The Last Email" song, Vector Strong Bad is behind Strong Badman, yet his white and green lines appear above Strong Badman when talking/singing.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When the email was released, "girl" was misspelled as "gir" in Jody's email. This was fixed shortly thereafter.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad's intro song refers to flipping [[the bird]].
*Strong Sad was previously seen playing an acoustic guitar in a recent [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-03-02|Sketchbook]], although that guitar was a twelve-string. Here he plays a six-string classical guitar.
[[Image:HSRTimeMachine.PNG|thumb|Homestar's Time machine]]
*The alternate dimension machine is a [[Blender#Game Boy in a Blender|Game Boy in a Blender]]. In [[2 emails]], Homestar claims to have made a time machine by sticking a Game Boy in a [[blender]] while the email is fast-forwarding.
*This is another example of [[mashing]].
*The "In a bulding"  line, including its accent and pronunciation, is straight from the [[Sketchbook (video)|DVD Sketchbook]] (though it was spelled correctly there).
*The woman on Strong Badman's television is holding a [[Big Knives|Big Knife]].
*"Doge" is a reference to [[Biz Cas Fri 1]], where Homestar misspells the word "dog" ("dawg") the same way.
*Strong Bad comments that the "Dig To China With Your Ears Contest" is the "second or third to worst contest I ever heard of." The worst contests that originated in children's storybooks are likely to be the "Strongest Man in the World Contest" from the [[Original Book]], and the "Ten Step Footrace" from [[flashback]].

*The fence used for the puppet Strong Badia set is the same one used in [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]].
*This is another appearance of the [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] sunglasses.
*Strong Bad previously mentioned "real fruit smoothies" in [[mascot]], saying that he had promised to buy some for the team if they won the game.
*Homestar Runner's "real fruit smoothie" is another example of a [[concoction]].
*Stinkoman's line in the song "I hope it's from a girl" is a possible reference to the e-mail song in [[dragon]] ("Every week I hope that it's from a female!").
*Strong Bad visits many previous emails in his travels:
**Strong Badman and Stiny originated in [[superhero name]].
**Deutschman originated in [[haircut]].
**Vector Strong Bad is from [[video games]].
**Stinkoman originated in [[japanese cartoon]].
**Tiny-handed Strong Bad is from [[flashback]].
**Keyboard Strong Bad originated in [[crazy cartoon]] and played the same song then as in this email. 
**Da Huuuuuudge and Sterrance are both from [[animal]].
**Teenage Strong Bad and the term "stripèd pants" are from [[highschool]].
**Senor Cardgage originated in [[kind of cool]].
*In addition, some of the music accompanying the scenes Strong Bad visits are also reused from other parts of the website. They include:
**The music from [[action figure]]; later used in [[suntan]] and [[army]] (during the Strong Badman scene).
**Old-Timey Strong Bad's theme music from [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]; later used in [[50 emails]] (during the Old-Timey scene).
**[[The Homestar Runner]]'s dance music (also during the Old-Timey scene).
**The synthesized drum tune from [[Main Page 21]] (during the [[Vector Field]] scene).
**The music from [[flashback]] (during the [[Original Book]] scene).
**Keyboard Strong Bad's demo music from [[crazy cartoon]].
**The weird music during Coach Z's dream scene from [[A Jorb Well Done]]; later used in [[lures & jigs]] (during the fishing Easter egg scene with Senor Cardgage).
**The creepy music during Strong Sad's storyboard scenes from [[Sbemail 150?!?]] (during the Coach Z Easter egg).
*The Easter egg with coffee-drenched Coach Z and the eyeball pear begins exactly as described and storyboarded by Strong Sad in [[Sbemail 150?!?]].
**The word ''sesquicentenn-email'', ("150th email"), was also coined by Strong Sad in Sbemail 150?!?.
*The fishing boat, lake and background sounds are all from [[lures & jigs]].
*The word "VOIP" is a reference to the [[Visor Robot]]'s sound effect from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]].

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:Cacodemons|Cacodemons]] are evil spirits or demons, the opposite being an angel or "agathodemon". However, the name cacodemon is better known as the flying, red, one-eyed enemy from the ''[[Wikipedia:Doom|Doom]]'' series of computer games. The plot for these games involved demons escaping hell via portals.
*[[Wikipedia:Adobe Photoshop|Adobe Photoshop]] is a widely used image editor from Adobe Systems Incorporated. The term "[[Wikipedia:Photoshopping|Photoshopped]]" has come to mean any digital edit done to an image, even if it wasn't done in Photoshop itself. The term is often used pejoratively to say that something is rather obviously edited.
*The pronunciation "ohbee kaybee" for "okay" was frequently said by the character Mushmouth on the animated ''[[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]'', as well as being used by Bill Cosby himself in his famous 'Dentists' routine.
*The [[font]] in the comic book alternative universe, known as "Peanuts", was designed to emulate the style of lettering used in the ''[[Wikipedia:Peanuts|Peanuts]]'' comics.
*[[Wikipedia:She-Hulk|She-Hulk]] is a comic book heroine from [[Wikipedia:Marvel Comics|Marvel Comics]] and the cousin of ''[[Wikipedia:Hulk (comics)|The Incredible Hulk]]''. She-Hulk comics were once noted for their [[Fourth Wall Breaks|fourth-wall breaks]], similar to Strong Bad's comments on the quality of the Strong Badman comic and his ability to travel from panel to panel. These not-always-appreciated gags were introduced by writer [[Wikipedia:John Byrne|John Byrne]], who may be the "genius" Strong Bad ridicules.
**However, in the commentary to this email, the Brothers Chaps claim they were not aware of this when writing the email.
*Stinkoman calls Strong Bad "big nose", a derogatory term used in eastern Asia to describe Westerners, whose noses tend to be genetically larger than Asians'. This is also a reference to the anime art style, where noses are less pronounced than most American cartoons.
*The phrase 'maxed and relaxed' may be a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]'' theme song, in which [[Wikipedia:Will Smith|Will Smith]] states he is "maxin' and relaxin' all cool". Additionally, Smith uses the phrase throughout the series and his own raps.
*The surreal Coach Z Easter egg is an homage to a famous scene from the similarly surreal TV series, ''[[Wikipedia:Twin Peaks|Twin Peaks]]''. The background for the scene featured red drapes, and the starring character, Dale Cooper, spills coffee on himself, represented here by Coach Z's streaming hat of coffee. The unusual speech used by Homestar, meanwhile, was the hallmark of the scene; the actors actually spoke their dialogue backwards, and the recording was then played in reverse, so that the words were heard by the audience in their proper order (though they still sounded unusual and contorted, just as Homestar sounds here). It seems as though Matt Chapman faked this technique, rather than actually recording his lines backwards. ''Twin Peaks'' was co-created by director [[Wikipedia:David Lynch|David Lynch]], whom Strong Sad cited as an influence in [[Sbemail 150?!?]]. Additionally, the phrase "I'm not at liberty to discuss [...]" is a direct lift from the lines of Major Garland Brigs, a character on Twin Peaks, who is often unable to talk about what he does for a living.
*[[Wikipedia:Alonzo Mourning|Alonzo Mourning]] is an NBA basketball player.
*The [[sound effect]] in the fishing Easter Egg that starts right after Strong Bad says "Wow, a fishing trip with Senor Cardgage!" is from ''[[Wikipedia:Fishing with John|Fishing With John]]''.



== DVD Version ==
*[[Alternate Universe Video|Video of Matt singing]] the song from the email is included as a separate Easter egg.
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
'''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' I refuse to speak about this SBEmail!

'''MIKE:''' Ohhhh, Old-Timey Strong Bad.

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Aren't you glad to see-a me?

'''MIKE:''' Do you go by Old-Timey Strong Bad or are you just Strong Bad?

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' I'll go by you with a spine-toothed comb!

'''MIKE:''' Uhh... I forgot—

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' And I'm out!

'''MATT:''' Oh! Uh, who was that, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' I don't know. I guess he didn't think he could make it though the whole email?

'''MATT:''' I don't know. He said he was refusing to comment on it.

'''MIKE:''' I didn't remember that Strong Sad played, uh, backup on the email song.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it's a sweet— it's one of the few— one of the few tender moments between those brothers. When he says "No prob Bob," it makes me want to cry.

'''MIKE:''' So, it was—

'''MATT:''' Like those times when we were kids and you would be nice and let me hang out with you and John Radle.

'''MIKE:''' They were few and far between. It was usually just so we could beat you up or pour something on you.

'''MATT:''' Yeah...

'''MIKE:''' Spray something in your eye.

'''MATT:''' Uh, Gameboy in a blender, Mike, so that's a reference to— What email is that? The one where Strong Bad fast— The one where he fast forwards. 2 emails?

'''MIKE:''' 2 emails.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Look at that!

'''MATT:''' Whoa!

'''MIKE:''' Look at that portal!

'''MATT:''' Whoa! What a portal! ''{pause}'' Definitely. Portals— Anybody that's developing portals right now, in the military or in science needs to stop. 'Cause video— if video games have taught us anything, it's that a bunch of evil demons from Hell are gonna come out of it, and, kill us all. ''{pause}'' Oh! In— In Principal Belving's office!

'''MIKE:''' So, this email was kind of, you know we hadta, do something, special for 150.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, definitely. Bring all the Strong Bad— the various Strong Bads together.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' The many faces of Strong Bad.

'''MATT:''' The many facets, even.

'''MIKE:''' This is, uh... we had written a Strong Badman years ago, three or four years ago, that was sort of based on this premise.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, he was just gonna get an apartment, and feel like his apartment was gonna help him take over the world, and he'd just have a landlord that he would— He hits him with ping— a ping-pong

'''MIKE:''' A ping-pong ball, yeah. Is that in here?

'''MATT:''' No.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' No.

'''MATT:''' It's not.

'''MIKE:''' I can't remember. He throws a ping-pong ball—

'''MATT:''' At his landlord.

'''MIKE:''' Landlord, yeah.

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah. ''{pause}'' Uh, it was just on cable. Whoa. And on Animal Planet. Probably.

'''MIKE:''' So, apparently She-Hulk was well known for breaking the fourth wall.

'''MATT:''' And having good writing. ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, too. Which we didn't know.

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah, we didn't know. I just assumed She-Hulk— I've never read an issue of She-Hulk. One time she was in this Fantastic Four versus X-Men that I got. That's about all the exposure I have.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' I think I read about her in the Marvel— Didn't they have those Marvel universe, just kind of encyclopedias?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, yeah. ''{pause}'' Good-time parlor tricks. So, back then, people were apparently so easily amused that you could do nothing. You could make nothing appear, and people would— people would ooh and ahh at you. ''{pause}'' Look, so these guy are buddies, Mike! My doge!

'''MIKE:''' That's a reference to a Biz Caz Fri.

'''MATT:''' Oh, Stinkoman. And to the right!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Your nose.

'''MATT:''' Uh... Oh, look out, Stinkoman. ''{pause}'' Uh... There he goes, rubbin' his head on the ground. He's wearing his Dangerask shades.

'''MIKE:''' Dangerask shades.

'''MATT:''' Dangeresque.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, it's like, sort of like danger.

'''MATT:''' What?

'''MIKE:''' Dangeresque. It's means sort of like danger.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I was saying Dangerask. That's why I corrected myself. Oh, look, there's Casio head Strong Bad. Oh, look, now, he's in the real world, and in a real Strong Badia.

'''MIKE:''' That's in the next room.

'''MATT:''' It is.

'''MIKE:''' It's where we play video games.

'''MATT:''' Mmm hmm. ''{laughs}'' That's all that Strong Bad talks about, is stripèd pants. Total load! Do you think our brother still has some total load somewhere in his house. He used to get ultra-fuel.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Hy-hydro fuel and ultra-fuel?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, yeah. ''{pause}'' What up, Cardgage?

'''MIKE:''' Is Cardgage's hair backwards there?

'''MATT:''' Probably. I think his hair doesn't follow any— His comb-over switches sides. ''{pause}'' What game is in there? Weird Dreams, remember that game?

'''MIKE:''' I do remember.

'''MATT:''' Sometimes, you were inside a giant cotton candy machine. ''{laughs}'' ''{pause}'' Nobody wants to record a hit— a #1 jam with him. ''{pause}'' Hey, we're using a pop screen on our microphone right now, Mike!

'''MIKE:''' And we're sitting in a room with ceiling tiles on the wall just like that!

'''MATT:''' It's true. ''{laughs}'' Old-Timey Strong Bad did not like that high note Stinkoman tried to hit. Sterrence is not singing. ''{pause}'' This is a pretty good song.

'''MIKE:''' I like that, uh, guitar going in the background.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' ''{guitar noises}''

'''MATT:''' Da Huuuuuudge has a heavenly voice. Who woulda thought?

'''MIKE:''' Senor Muybueno's not in there.

'''MATT:''' Well, there's a few that it's missing, but this is the, you know—

'''MIKE:''' Those are all the ones that have appeared more than once, probably.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Except Da Huuuuuudge has only appeared once before that.

===Fun Facts===
*Senor Muybueno is from the [[Strong Libs]] Easter Egg from [[lackey]] and the [[Kicking The Cheat]] Lite scene of [[pop-up]].

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|150|7671}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Old-Timey]][[Category:20X6]][[Category:Podstar Runner]]
[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

Needlepernt

VolatileChemical — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:09:15 GMT

VolatileChemical: /* Real-World References */

[[Image:Needlepoint.png|thumb|Bless This Mess!]]
A seemingly unfinished short and soundless cartoon of Homestar and Strong Bad on a sewn needlepoint picture. This page is not linked to from anywhere on the site, and therefore is a [[secret page]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Running Time:''' 0:07

'''Page Title:''' Bless This Mess!

==Transcript==
''{Strong Bad is standing in The Field. Homestar Runner slowly walks up from the right, stops next to Strong Bad and opens his mouth, possibly saying "'Sup." The text "Get Rid of a Few Things!" appears below.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Inside References===
*This cartoon is a reference to the needlepoint portrait of [[Cold Ones]] in [[property of ones]], seeing as they use the same needlepoint theme, wallpaper, picture frame, and font.

===Real-World References===
*The page title "Bless This Mess!" is a reference to the phrase "Bless This House", which is often seen on needlepoint pictures.
**Additionally, "Bless This Mess!" is also a needlepoint picture seen in [[Wikipedia:Ned Flanders|Ned Flanders]]' closet from [[The Simpsons]].

===Fast Forward===
*A scene similar to this cartoon briefly appears in [[From the Vault]]. [[Mike Chapman]] describes it as "a little needlepoint action."

==External Links==
*[[HR:needlepoint.html|Watch the toon]]
*[[HR:needlepoint.swf|View the Flash file]]

[[Category:Secret Pages]]

Weekly Fanstuff 2006

VolatileChemical — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:08:59 GMT

VolatileChemical:

{{Weekly Fanstuff}}

This is a list of all the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] appearances from 2006.
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="200" | Image !! width="15%" | Date !! Text !! Description
|- id="WF-2006-12-14"
|[[Image:Fanstuff121406.png|200px|whoa! that was fast!]] || 14 Dec 2006 || whoa! that was fast! || An [[Eh! Steve!]] [[Decemberween]] ornament from [[what I want]]. The caption refers to the fact that this fanstuff was submitted very soon after the email was released (on 10 Dec 2006).
|- id="WF-2006-12-07"
|[[Image:Fanstuff120706.PNG|200px|ragdoll homestar]] || 07 Dec 2006 || ragdoll homestar || A [[Wikipedia:Rag doll|rag doll]] of [[Homestar Runner]], with bizarrely large feet. 
|- id="WF-2006-11-30"
|[[Image:Fanstuff113006.PNG|200px|pencil shaded trogtat]] || 30 Nov 2006 || pencil shaded trogtat || A pseudo tattoo of [[Trogdor|Trogdor the Burninator]] drawn on the arm.
|- id="WF-2006-11-17"
|[[Image:Fanstuff111706.png|200px|real life marshie & co]] || 17 Nov 2006 || real life marshie & co || Marshmallows painted so they look like the varieties of [[Marshie]] (from left to right: [[Malloween Commercial|Malloween Marshie]], [[Mr. Shmallow]], [[Nibbles]], Marshie). The top hat is from the [[Wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] game.
|- id="WF-2006-11-09"
|[[Image:Fanstuff110906.png|200px|da huuuuuudge gourd]] || 09 Nov 2006 || da huuuuuudge gourd || A [[Wikipedia:Gourd|gourd]] painted to look like [[Da Huuuuuudge]].
|- id="WF-2006-11-03"
|[[Image:Fanstuff061103.png|200px|the trogcar]] || 03 Nov 2006 || the trogcar || A car decorated to resemble [[Trogdor]].
|- id="WF-2006-10-27"
|[[Image:Fanstuff061027.png|200px|homestar phaser pedal]] || 27 Oct 2006 || homestar phaser pedal || A [[Wikipedia:Phaser (effect)|phaser]] [[Wikipedia:Effects pedal|pedal]], decorated with a picture of [[Homestar Runner]].
|- id="WF-2006-10-20"
|[[Image:Fanstuff102006.png|200px|bad graphics pumpkin]] ||20 Oct 2006 || bad graphics pumpkin || The [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] carved into a [[Punkin Stencils|pumpkin]].
|- id="WF-2006-10-12"
|[[Image:Fanstuff1121106.PNG|200px|trogdor in tea leaves!]] ||12 Oct 2006 || trogdor in tea leaves! || [[Trogdor]] made out of [[Wikipedia:Tasseography|tea leaves]].
|- id="WF-2006-09-25"
|[[Image:Fanstuff250906.PNG|200px|awesome cheatcow]] || 25 Sep 2006 || awesome cheatcow || Stylized picture of [[The Cheat]] (drawn to look like a cow), [[Strong Bad]], and [[Homestar Runner]] with what appears to be a cake dropped on the ground.
|- id="WF-2006-09-18"
| [[Image:Fanstuff180906.PNG|200px|strong bad shot glasses]]|| 18 Sep 2006 || strong bad shot glasses || Shot glasses with [[Strong Bad]]'s face on them.
|- id="WF-2006-09-07"
| [[Image:Fanstuff090706.png|200px|supa-shiny sb plushie]]|| 07 Sep 2006 || supa-shiny sb plushie || A [[Strong Bad]] plush doll. Made by [http://kitten-of-doom.deviantart.com Jennifer Berry] , [http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs11/f/2006/222/4/4/sbb_copy.png see more pictures].
|- id="WF-2006-08-31"
| [[Image:Fanstuff310806.PNG|200px|homemade supcakes]]|| 31 Aug 2006 || homemade supcakes || A homemade "Sup cake" T-shirt from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]].
|- id="WF-2006-08-18"
| [[Image:Fanstuff060818.png|200px|homebrew no loafing led]]|| 18 Aug 2006 || homebrew no loafing led || A 'digital age [[No Loafing Sign|No Loafing]]' sign from [[redesign]].
|- id="WF-2006-08-11"
| [[Image:Fanstuff060811.png|200px|new potato pom]] || 11 Aug 2006 || new potato pom || [[Pom Pom]] crafted out of a red potato, new potatoes (hence the title), and toothpicks.
|- id="WF-2006-08-03"
| [[Image:Fanstuff060803.png|200px|who likes the fat bee?]] || 03 Aug 2006 || who likes the fat bee? || A craft foam version of [[The Grape Fairie]]'s [[The Fat Bee|fat bee]].
|- id="WF-2006-07-27"
| [[Image:Fanstuff060727.png|200px|painter's tape marshie]] || 27 Jul 2006 || painter's tape marshie || A rendition of [[Marshie]], made with [[Wikipedia:Masking tape|painter's tape]] on a brick wall.
|- id="WF-2006-07-20"
| [[Image:WF-2006-07-20.PNG|200px|awesome fanart!]] || 20 Jul 2006 || awesome fanart! || A drawing of the [[Bear holding a Shark]] and [[Strong Badman]] fighting in a forest. Drawn by [http://studiobueno.blogspot.com/2006/07/strong-bad-as-strong-badman-vs-bear.html Andrew Willmore], see also the [http://d1206209.u31.worldispnetwork.com/StrongbadBearShark.jpg complete drawing].
|- id="WF-2006-07-13"
| [[Image:Fanstuff20060713.png|200px|sb appears in onion!]] || 13 Jul 2006 || sb appears in onion! || A slice of onion that oddly resembles [[Strong Bad]]. This probably refers to incidents in which The Virgin Mary or Jesus was seen in various foods.
|- id="WF-2006-07-06"
| [[Image:Fanstuff 2006 07 06.PNG|200px|trogapult]] || 06 Jul 2006 || trogapult || A hand-crafted [[Trogdor]] catapult.
|- id="WF-2006-06-29"
| [[Image:Fanstuff 2006 06 29.PNG|200px|i say there monstrositea, do you know the times?]] || 29 Jun 2006 || i say there monstrositea, do you know the times? || A hand-crafted teapot with [[The Cheat]] on its lid and [[Trogdor]] forming the spout. The line comes from [[animal]].
|- id="WF-2006-05-18"
| [[Image:WF-2006-05-18.PNG|200px|the difference? hardly.]] || 18 May 2006 || the difference? hardly. || A [[pizza]] box with a [[Pom Pom]]-like character on it. It apparently came from a restaurant named "The Pizza Place" and has the subtitle "Pizza with the difference".
|- id="WF-2006-05-11"
| [[Image:WF-2006-05-11.PNG|200px|12 pts. of articulation]] || 11 May 2006 || 12 pts. of articulation || A fan-made [[Strong Bad]] [[action figure]].
|- id="WF-2006-05-04"
| [[Image:WF-2006-05-04.PNG|200px|pyrex trogdor]] || 04 May 2006 || pyrex trogdor || A stylized [[Trogdor]], made out of [[Wikipedia:Pyrex|Pyrex]].
|- id="WF-2006-04-27"
| [[Image:20060427 fanstuff seriously talented clown.PNG|200px|seriously talented clown]] || 27 Apr 2006 || seriously talented clown || Two balloon animals resembling [[Strong Bad]]. The first one is holding a [[Wikipedia:Fender Stratocaster|Stratocaster]]. Probably to show scale.
|- id="WF-2006-04-06"
| [[Image:Weekly fanstuff april 6.PNG|200px|35 year olds still get cakes?]] || 06 Apr 2006 || 35 year olds still get cakes? || A cake, presumably for a 35-year-old person, decorated with [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Homestar Runner figurines]] and [[Store Freebies#freebie_big_b|the Strong Badia sign]], made to resemble [[Strong Badia]].
|- id="WF-2006-03-30"
| [[Image:Fanstuff 2006 03 30.PNG|200px|homestar oilymens]] || 30 Mar 2006 || homestar oilymens || [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar Runner]] and [[Homsar]], made of Sculpey. Painted with Tamiya Color Acrylic paints, which are responsible for the glossy, oily look. Created by [http://www.juliaminamata.com Julia Minamata], an illustrator and extremely intermittent sculptor. The name may refer to an [[#WF-2004-09-30|older Fanstuff]], which was titled "homestar meltymens!" [http://rasterform.com/2006/03/im-a-trendy-tote-bag/#more-81 Click here] to see bigger and better pictures of the Homsar figurine, as well as the process of making it.
|- id="WF-2006-03-24"
| [[Image:WF-2006-03-24.PNG|200px|metal hsr with bangs]] || 24 Mar 2006 || metal hsr with bangs || [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar Runner]] made from pieces of scrap metal. The "bangs" appear to be slots in the metal used to make his head.
|- id="WF-2006-03-16"
| [[Image:WF-2006-03-16.PNG|200px|jolly homestar roger]] || 16 Mar 2006 || jolly homestar roger || A [[Wikipedia:Jolly Roger|Jolly Roger]] depicting [[Homestar Runner]] instead of the usual skull.
|- id="WF-2006-03-10"
| [[Image:Handknittgsmittens.PNG|200px|hand knit tgs mittens!]] || 10 Mar 2006 || hand knit tgs mittens! || Mittens depicting several [[Teen Girl Squad]] scenes. '''From left to right:''' [[What's Her Face]] saying "we're cool", [[The Ugly One]] saying "teehee", What's Her Face being crushed by [[Heavy Lourde|<big>NO</big> POUNDS]], and The Ugly One being crushed by a sack labeled "<big>YOU'RE NOT</big> POTATOES" (from [[Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_4|issue 4]]).
Close-up pictures of the mittens, as well as instructions on how to make them, can be found [http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=73251.0 here].
|- id="WF-2006-03-02"
| [[Image:Cubeheads.png|200px|homestar cubeheads]] || 02 Mar 2006 || homestar cubeheads || Cube-shaped heads of several characters and the logo made of [[Wikipedia:Lego|LEGO bricks]]. From left to right... '''Top:''' [[Homestar Runner]]. '''Second Row:''' [[:Image:logo.png|Homestar Runner logo]]. '''Third Row:''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]]. '''Fourth Row:''' [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[Homsar]]. '''Fifth Row:''' [[Pom Pom]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The Cheat]].
|- id="WF-2006-02-23"
| [[Image:Fanstuff 2005 02 23.PNG|200px|cheatar jr.]] || 23 Feb 2006 || cheatar jr. || A guitar painted like [[The Cheat]]. Name refers to [[The Cheatar]].
|- id="WF-2006-02-16"
| [[Image:Fanstuff 2005 02 16.PNG|200px|stinko handfoot sb]] || 16 Feb 2006 || stinko handfoot sb || [[Strong Bad]] with round hands and feet, a lot like [[Stinkoman]]. It appears to be made of [http://www.floam.com Floam].
|- id="WF-2006-02-09"
| [[Image:20060209 fanstuff cheatcorn casserole.PNG|200px|cheatcorn casserole]] || 09 Feb 2006 || cheatcorn casserole || A bunch of [[Wikipedia:Corn|corn]] scattered into the shape of [[The Cheat]].
|- id="WF-2006-02-02"
| [[Image:20060202 fanstuff the cheat lard sculpture.PNG|200px|the cheat lard sculpture]] || 02 Feb 2006 || the cheat lard sculpture || A sculpture of [[The Cheat]], apparently made of [[Wikipedia:Lard|lard]].
|- id="WF-2006-01-26"
| [[Image:Clockin much dough.PNG|200px|clockin much dough]] || 26 Jan 2006 || clockin much dough || A [[Pom Pom]] clock.
|- id="WF-2006-01-19"
| [[Image:20060119 fanstuff strong bad tubamaba.PNG|200px|strong bad tubamaba]] || 19 Jan 2006 || strong bad tubamaba || [[Wikipedia:Sousaphone|Sousaphone]] bells painted with the image of [[Strong Bad]]'s head over the [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] screen. "[[Wikipedia:List_of_neologisms_on_The_Simpsons#Tubamaba|Tubamaba]]" is a [[Wikipedia:neologism|neologism]] from [[The Simpsons]]. The musician playing the Sousaphone is a member of the [[Wikipedia:Stanford Band|Leland Stanford Junior University Marching Band]], a group known for its outlandish and irreverent costuming and performances, but mostly for [[Wikipedia:The Play|The Play]].
|- id="WF-2006-01-12"
| [[Image:011206 fanstuff knitdor and strong bag.PNG|200px|knitdor & strong bag]] || 12 Jan 2006 || knitdor & strong bag || Knitted and stuffed [[Trogdor]] and [[Strong Bad]].
|}

[[Category:Past Updates]]

The House That Gave Sucky Treats Costumes

VolatileChemical — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:08:28 GMT

VolatileChemical:

[[Halloween Costumes|Costumes]] that the characters wore in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], Halloween 2001.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Character !! Costume !! Explanation !! External Links
|-id="Coach_Z"
| [[Image:CoachZ_HumptyHump.PNG|150px|Coach Z As Humpty Hump]] || [[Coach Z]] || Humpty Hump || Eddie Humphrey a.k.a "Humpty Hump" a.k.a "Gregory Jacobs" a.k.a. "Shock-G" was a member of the hip hop group Digital Underground. The group was known for outrageous costumes and live shows, its music's humorous tone, and an endless parade of identities from Humphrey. || [[Wikipedia:Digital Underground|Wikipedia Article]]
|-id="King_of_Town"
| [[Image:KingofTown_Hagar.PNG|150px|The King of Town As Hagar the Horrible]] || [[The King of Town]] || Hagar the Horrible || ''Hägar the Hørrible'' is the title of a Dik Browne comic strip starring a viking of the same name. Hägar is a Danish Viking warrior who regularly goes off to invade England and humorously interacts with his crew and family. Hägar is known for his incredible appetite, much like the King of Town. || [[Wikipedia:Hägar the Horrible|Wikipedia Article]]
|-id="The_Knight"
| [[Image:knight_idaho.PNG|150px|The Knight As Idaho]] || [[The Knight]] || "Idaho" || The Knight's costume refers to an episode of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' called "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)", in which Ralph Wiggum wears the exact same thing in a pageant for the United States. || [http://www.snpp.com/guides/ralph.file.html The Simpsons Archive: The Ralph Wiggum File], [[Wikipedia:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)|Wikipedia Article]]
|-id="The_Hornblower"
| [[Image:BC_Hornblower.PNG|150px|The Hornblower As B.C.]] || [[The Hornblower]] || B.C. || B.C. is a comic strip by Johnny Hart, set in pre-historic times. The title character often plays the naive straight-man, but the likely model for this costume is the character Thor, the inventor of the wheel who found no better use for it than riding around on it as Hornblower demonstrates. || [[wikipedia:B.C. (comic)|Wikipedia Article]]
|-id="The_Cheat"
| [[Image:TheCheat_Punchy.PNG|150px|The Cheat As Punchy]] || [[The Cheat]] || Punchy || Punchy, also known as The Hawaiian Punch Guy, is the cartoon mascot of fruit drink Hawaiian Punch. His long-time catch-phrase was "Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch?" If he got an affirmative response, he would then punch the unfortunate responder. || [[wikipedia:Hawaiian Punch|Wikipedia Article]]
|-id="Strong_Mad"
| [[Image:StrongMad_TheFridge.PNG|150px|Strong Mad As The Fridge]] || [[Strong Mad]] || The Fridge || William "Refrigerator" Perry was a football player for the Chicago Bears. He became famous for his excellent work as a defensive lineman, although occasionally lined up as fullback, and was known to plow the ball in on the goal line. He even participated in a wrestler/football player battle royal at WrestleMania 2, which he lost. He was nicknamed "The Fridge" because he was rumored to weigh as much as a refrigerator. Another rumor is that he was nicknamed this because of his ability to empty out a refrigerator after seeing one. || [[Wikipedia:William Perry (football)|Wikipedia Article]]
|-id="Marzipan"
| [[Image:Marzipan_JoeyRamone.PNG|150px|Marzipan As Joey Ramone]] || [[Marzipan]] || Joey Ramone ||Jeffrey Hyman (May 19, 1951 (although he often insisted it was 1952)–April 15, 2001) and better known as Joey Ramone, was the vocalist for the legendary punk rock group The Ramones. With fellow band-mate Johnny Ramone, they were the only two who stayed with the band until retirement. Hyman died of lymphoma at New York-Presbyterian Hospital on April 15, 2001.|| [[wikipedia:Joey_Ramone|Wikipedia Article]]
|-id="The_Poopsmith"
| [[Image:Poopsmith_LazerTag.PNG|150px|The Poopsmith As Lazer Tag]] || [[The Poopsmith]] || Lazer Tag || Lazer Tag was created in 1986 by a company called Worlds of Wonder. Using Lazer Tag equipment, players could shoot sensors worn by other players to "tag" them. Worlds of Wonder ceased production of Lazer Tag equipment when it went out of business in either 1987 or 1988. However, the term "laser tag" remains to be used to describe many games of the same kind. || [http://www.adequate.com/LazerTag/FAQ/ LazerTag FAQ] [[Wikipedia:Lazer Tag|Wikipedia Article]]
|-id="Pom_Pom"
| [[Image:PomPom_MichaelMoore.PNG|150px|Pom Pom As Michael Moore]] || [[Pom Pom]] || Michael Moore || Michael Moore is an American documentary film director and author known for his advocacy of his liberal political views which are often laced with satire and humor. He has directed two exceedingly controversial movies; ''Bowling for Columbine'' and ''Fahrenheit 9/11'', although neither of these movies had been released when this cartoon came out. He was best known at the time for his 1989 movie ''Roger and Me,'' and his first book ''Downsize This.'' His hometown is Flint, Michigan, explaining the hat and pin on Pom Pom's jacket. || [[Wikipedia:Michael Moore|Wikipedia Article]]
|-id="Homsar"
| [[Image:Homsar_Wimpy.PNG|150px|Homsar As Wimpy]] || [[Homsar]] || Wimpy || J. Wellington Wimpy, often shortened to just Wimpy, joined the Popeye comic strip in 1931. He enjoyed hamburgers, and played a significant role in popularizing the hamburger in the United States. His famous line, "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today," is parodied by Homsar in this toon. || [[Wikipedia:J. Wellington Wimpy|Wikipedia Article]]
|-id="Strong_Bad"
| [[Image:StrongBad_CarmenSanDiego.PNG|150px|Strong Bad As Carmen Sandiego]] || [[Strong Bad]] || Carmen Sandiego || Carmen Sandiego (misspelled as "Carmen San Diego" in the toon) was originally conceived in 1983 by a group of software designers at Broderbund Software. To inspire kids to learn geography, the creators wanted a female "heroine" (a criminal genius/thief) whose name sounded exotic but was unmistakably simple to pronounce. The name "Carmen Sandiego" is somewhat of a play on Indiana Jones. The first software game, "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?," was released in 1985. It was also made into several game shows for kids, including "Where in the World" and "Where in Time" is Carmen Sandiego. The glamorous Carmen was always the villain, and loved to steal important landmarks and taunt her opponents with her knowledge.|| [[Wikipedia:Carmen_Sandiego|Wikipedia Article]]
|-id="Strong_Sad"
| [[Image:StrongSad_AndyWarhol.PNG|150px|Strong Sad As Andy Warhol]] || [[Strong Sad]] || Andy Warhol || Andy Warhol (August 6, 1928–February 22, 1987) was an American painter and major figure in the pop art movement. One of his famous paintings was the Campbell's Soup can. He is famous for saying that he was obsessed with repetition and boredom, making him a primary candidate to be Strong Sad's costume. || [[wikipedia:Andy_Warhol|Wikipedia Article]]
|-id="Bubs"
| [[Image:Bubs_MarsBlackman.PNG|150px|Bubs As Mars Blackmon]] || [[Bubs]] || Mars Blackmon || Mars Blackmon (misspelled as "Mars Blackman" in the toon) was a character played by Spike Lee in ''She's Gotta Have It''. Spike revisited this character in a series of Nike commercials that featured Michael Jordan. || [[Wikipedia:Mars_Blackmon|Wikipedia Article]]
|-id="Homestar_Runner"
| [[Image:Homestar_GreatHero.PNG|150px|Homestar Runner As The Greatest American Hero]] || [[Homestar Runner]] || The Greatest American Hero ||The Greatest American Hero is an American television series which aired from 1981 to 1983 on ABC. It starred William Katt as Ralph Hinkley, Robert Culp as Bill Maxwell, and Connie Selleca as Pam Davidson. In it, a man encounters aliens who give him a bright red suit, which gives him super powers. The show's theme song, "Believe it or Not", was a great hit on American radio and reached #2 on Billboard's Top 40 in 1981; Homestar's parody here follows the tune for the opening lines "''Believe it or not, I'm walking on air/I never thought I could feel so free''". || [[Wikipedia:Greatest_American_Hero|Wikipedia Article]]
|}

==Secret Costumes==
The following three costumes were found on a [[HR:halloween01.swf|hidden page]], and did not appear in the 'toon:

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Character !! Costume !! Explanation !! External Links
|-
| [[Image:PomPomSkipper2.PNG|150px|Pom Pom as The Skipper]] || [[Pom Pom]] || Jonas Grumby, AKA The Skipper || The Skipper was a member of the cast of Gilligan's Island. He frequently attempted to take charge of affairs on the island, and was often thwarted by the non-efforts of his "little buddy," Gilligan. He was played by Alan Hale. || [[Wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Wikipedia Article for "Gilligan's Island"]]
|-
| [[Image:MarzipanVelma.png|150px|Marzipan as Velma]] || [[Marzipan]] || Velma Dinkley || Velma was a member of the team on [[Wikipedia:Scooby Doo|Scooby Doo]]. She was viewed as the "smart" one, and her catchphrase was "Jinkies!" || [[Wikipedia:Velma Dinkley|Wikipedia Article]]
|-
| [[Image:CoachZNoid.PNG|150px|Coach Z as the Noid]] || [[Coach Z]] || The Noid || In Domino's Pizza commercials in the 1980s, the Noid would frequently spectacularly fail to ruin pizzas. || [[Wikipedia:Noid|Wikipedia Article]]
|}

[[Category: Halloween Costumes|House That Gave]]

The Simpsons

VolatileChemical — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:06:23 GMT

VolatileChemical: Started page...there can't be only three references, please, help me out guys...

[[Image:knight idaho.PNG|thumb|80px|He's Idaho!]]
[[Image:Ralph idaho.png|thumb|90px|"I'm Idaho!"]]
[[The Brothers Chaps]] have made several references to the animated television sitcom '''''[[Wikipedia:The Simpsons|The Simpsons]]''''', which they have [[The Brunswickan Interview - 4 Apr 2003|cited in the past]] as one of their writing influences.

==Appearances==
*'''[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]'''
**[[The Knight]]'s costume refers to the ''Simspons'' episode "[[Wikipedia:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)|$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]", in which [[Wikipedia:Ralph Wiggum|Ralph Wiggum]] wears the exact same thing in a pageant for the United States.
*'''[[Weekly Fanstuff]]'''
**The [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006|Weekly Fanstuff for January 19, 2006]] is three [[Wikipedia:Sousaphone|sousaphone]] bells painted with the image of [[Strong Bad]]'s head over the [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] screen. ''Tubamaba'' is a neologism from the ''Simpsons'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Lisa's Sax|Lisa's Sax]]", in which [[Wikipedia:Homer Simpson|Homer Simpson]] uses it as a mispronounciation of the word ''saxophone''.
*'''[[Needlepoint]]'''
**The [[Page Titles|page title]] is "Bless This Mess!", which is also a needlepoint picture seen in the closet of [[Wikipedia:Ned Flanders|Ned Flanders]].

{{stub}}

[[Category:Inside Jokes]]

File:Ralph idaho.png

VolatileChemical — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:03:49 GMT

VolatileChemical: {{tv-screenshot}}

The Fat Bee

VolatileChemical — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:38:17 GMT

VolatileChemical:

[[Image:TheFatBee.PNG|thumb|right|220px|The Fat Bee]]
{{about|character also known as "The Bee"}} {{for|[[Halloween costumes|Halloween costume]]|Pumpkin Carve-nival Costumes}}
'''The Fat [[Bee]]''' is a character associated with [[The Grape Fairie]] that appears in the early [[Homestar Runner universe]]. Its head is similar to Homestar's. It used to just be known as "the Grape Fairie's bee", until it was referred to as "The Fat Bee" in a [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-08-03|Weekly Fanstuff]]. It is often used to hold things up, like the [[Old Flash Stuff]] banner.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book]]
*[[Main Page 20]]
*[[Old Flash Stuff]]
*Email [[alternate universe]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff 2006|Weekly Fanstuff]] — August 3, 2006
*[[Strongest Man in the World]]

[[Category:Storybook Characters|Fat Bee, The]]

Free Country, USA

VolatileChemical — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:09:12 GMT

VolatileChemical: We can assume that ourselves

{| border=1 align=right cellpadding=4 cellspacing=0 width=300 style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background: #f9f9f9; border: 1px #aaa solid; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 95%;"
|+<big><big>'''Free Country, U.S.A.'''</big></big>
|-
| align=center colspan=2 |
{| border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=0 style="background:#f9f9f9;"
|-
| align=center | [[Image:FCUSAMaybe.PNG|125px|FCUSA from space... probably.]] FCUSA from space... probably.
|}
|-
| colspan=2 align=center |
|-
| '''Language''' || [[Wikipedia:English language|English]]
|-
| '''Nominal Monarch''' || [[The King of Town]]
|-
| '''Population''' || [[Characters|21, at least]]
|-
| '''Currency''' || [[Wikipedia:United States Dollar|U.S. Dollar]] ([[Free Country, USA#Economics|probably]]) [[lackey|Pencil Shavings]] ([[Free Country, USA#Economics|sometimes]]).
|}
'''Free Country, USA''' (also spelled '''Free Country USA'''), is where the [[Homestar Runner universe]] is centered. All of the [[:Category:Main Characters|main characters]] live, work, and play here.

==Geographical Features and Locations==
[[Image:The Empty Field Of Green.png|thumb|The thriving hub that is Free Country, USA]]

Free Country, USA features a verdant [[The Field|field]] that typically serves as a central link between the various features of the landscape. At the center of the field itself is [[The Stick]], which functions as a landmark and a meeting place for [[Strong Bad]] and whomever he chooses to meet there. The edge of the field is lined with what appear to be trees. They represent the edge of Free Country. Probably also somewhere in or near the field is a stream with a picturesque [[The Stone Bridge|stone bridge]]. Rounding out the natural features are mountains (usually seen only from a distance), a [[The Pond|pond]] and, apparently, a seashore with a wharf. The foothills of these mountains are likely located in the nearby [[Spooky Woods|woods]], as they contain at least one [[cliff]].

Specific locations in Free Country are treated with a certain ambiguity. Somewhere at the edge of The Field is the [[The Athletic Field|Athletic Field]]; logically, [[Coach Z's locker room]] is near the Athletic Field. Somewhere near there is [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. Other locations include a "Town Hall" (see below), [[the Office]] where many of the characters work, and the [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow Stand]], a once-popular haunt for [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]].

The toon [[Summer Short Shorts]] features a sequence with Pom Pom that reveals that Bubs' Concession Stand, as well as a dense forest, is very near Strong Badia. The forest may or may not be the [[Spooky Woods]] that is usually seen at night in Halloween-themed episodes.

===Characters' Homes===

As with Free Country's locations, the homes of different characters do not exist in rigidly established locations. With the exception of Coach Z's locker room and [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] home (which is also [[The King of Town]]'s grill and therefore always near [[The King of Town's castle]]), [[Marzipan's house]], [[Homestar Runner's House|Homestar's house]], and the [[house of the Brothers Strong]], as well as the King's castle itself are all found in locations that have no clear geographical relation to each other.

Some clues exist concerning this, however. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]], Strong Bad (as Cableman Jorge) asks Marzipan to buy a "hundred-foot spool of coaxial cable" in an attempt to get free cable service; this would imply the two houses are rather close to each other. In [[The King of Town DVD Commentary]], Strong Bad claims that The King of Town does not live in the castle, but in a "run down and creepy" "two bedroom job... next door" to him, although this was probably slanderous. Also, the similar designs of the exteriors of Marzipan's and Homestar's houses may be a hint that they were built from the same blueprints, as houses within a development often are. In the email [[unnatural]], a gigantic [[Bubs]] silhouette is seen walking from a silhouette of Strong Badia to The King of Town's castle, making it in several steps. This suggests that the castle is actually very close to Strong Badia.

==Flora and Fauna==

The flora of the land is somewhat sparse. Though individual trees are seldom seen up close in Free Country, they are presented as being [[Wikipedia:deciduous|deciduous]] as opposed to [[Wikipedia:conifer|evergreen]] (other than [[Decemberween]] trees), evidenced by the barren branches seen during Free Country's autumn. Shrubs and the occasional bush make appearances from time to time; some bushes have been known to have [[Senor Cardgage]] emerge from them in some instances, though these events are not considered dangerous so much as they are creepy. Flowers are incredibly rare and have only been seen in a couple of cartoons.

Fauna is in even shorter supply. Save for the [[Sea Creatures#Fish|fish]] in the pond, a few [[Bugs|crickets]], [[bees]], at least one [[Fat Bluebird|bird]] (others have been heard), [[The Bug|fly]] (some were seen at other places, including the trash can in [[invisibility]]), and [[Gavin|cockroach]], plus the characters themselves, no other animal life has yet been seen in Free Country, USA.

[[The King of Town]] at one point had [[The King of Town's Sheep|sheep]]. Whether he still owns them or ate them all is open to debate. It was at one time rumored that a [[Multi-Function Dragon|dragon]] menaced the castle, but even if he really existed, a story line shows it being slain.

==Politics==
[[Image:The KoTs Castle Grand.PNG|thumb|150px|The King of Town's Castle]]
Free Country appears at first glance to be a [[Wikipedia:monarchy|monarchy]] since it is nominally ruled by [[The King of Town]]. However, since Free Country is a [[Wikipedia:municipality|municipality]] and not a kingdom, the King of Town would technically be a [[Wikipedia:lord|lord]]. As well, the self-conferred sovereign's reign is not recognized by the populace. Therefore, Free Country could be considered to be in a state of [[Wikipedia:Anarchy|anarchy]], where there is no accepted centralized government but the members of the community co-exist with loosely established rules that maintain order.

To this end, Free Country can muster a meager police force consisting of [[Homestar Runner]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Coach Z]], and [[Bubs]] to ensure that anyone engaged in criminal behavior (to date, only [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]]) are [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|placed firmly]] in [[jail]] (a large cardboard box). Since there is no need for an army (nor a government to stand one up), Free Country has no official military. It is, however, home to the [[Homestarmy]], a meager militia that includes a [[Frank Bennedetto|popcorn machine]] and is led by Homestar Runner. The Homestarmy once attempted to conquer Strong Badia (see below), but appears to represent no cohesive political movement (other than expressing discontent stemming from "playing second fiddle to a two-bit [[wrestleman]] and his yellow dog").

Besides the King's castle (which would be the seat of government if the King's rule had any legitimacy), there is a different building containing a [[smoky office]] which has been used for various purposes, including a [[The Interview|newsroom]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|police station]], and a set for the ''[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]'' films.

The name and the currency used may imply that this town is in the United States of America, and in one email Strong Bad makes reference to living in "the States" when addressing a Canadian writer. Yet any further details, regarding what state or town "Free Country" is in is never mentioned. They may have to pay taxes, however, as evidenced by [[A Decemberween Pageant]] and [[Arcade Game]].

More recently, the King of Town has expressed an intention to exercise actual power, going so far as to mobilize [[The Municipality|his own military force]] headed up by [[The Poopsmith]], as seen in [[disconnected]].

===Strong Badia===
[[Image:Strongbadia.png|thumb|150px|Strong Badia]]
Within Free Country's borders, the territory of [[Strong Badia]] exists as an autonomous enclave. Strong Badia has a [[flag day|flag]], a [[Strong Badia National Anthem|national anthem]], and has even had to [[The Battle of Strong Badia|defend its autonomy]] from [[Homestarmy|outside aggression]], as seen in [[army]]. Whether or not Strong Badia is a "real" country is open to debate, since the permanent population of Strong Badia is a [[tire]] and it's only the size of a backyard. A few email senders called Free Country by this name because the characters talk about Strong Badia more often than Free Country.

==Other Territories==

Mentioned from time to time (and seen only via the depicted map) are other territories outside Free Country. If the circuitous path of Homestar's [[In Search of the Yello Dello|journey]] to [[Potamia]] for [[The Yello Dello]] is to be believed, Free Country borders the territory of [[Far Off Lands]]. Very little, if anything, is known about these territories or their relation to Free Country, although [[Prance]] is known to make at least one [[Hairstyle Runner|Homestar Runner-related product]].

According to the original Characters page and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The Brothers Strong]] come from a land called Parts Unknown.

Strong Bad claims to have a secret family (surnamed Mudgeman) in a community named Broiter Grove. If there is any shred of truth to this supposition, it can be assumed this community is near Free Country, USA, as Strong Bad is clearly without a working car.

==Economics==

The economics of Free Country are as ambiguous as the locations and politics of the territory. The local currency is [[Wikipedia:Federal_Reserve_notes|U.S. dollars]], although this official currency is augmented by a strong barter system that allows trade of goods and services (further suggesting that the government has no central banking power); most local commerce occurs at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. Pencil shavings have been accepted by [[Bubs]] at least twice, in [[lackey]] and [[secret identity]]. In the e-mail [[flag day]] a coin is visible that resembles a quarter. It is the same color, appears to be the same size, and has a face and words on both sides of it as well as words on the top and bottom of the coin. The date on it would be on the wrong side, though. The face on this coin is Strong Bad's. This implies that it is Strong Badian money, which implies Strong Badia is its own country. Strong Bad could be making this coin up because it has some of the words of the song he is currently singing printed on it. It seems that there is some crabbing industry, as there are crab traps at the wharf (which often claim baby seals), even though this supposed wharf has never been seen.

Bubs' Concession Stand is known to accept these forms of currency:
*Cash
*Money
*Cash Money
*Pencil Shavings (added to the sign by the Cheat)
[[Image:Bubs Last Stand.PNG|thumb|150px|Bubs' Concession Stand]]
===Employment===
:''Main article: [[Occupations]]''
Bubs works at his stand as a general fix-it man. [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], [[Strong Bad]] (though Homestar and Strong Bad apparently took their athletic careers more seriously at one time), [[The Cheat]] (when not doing freelance Flash work), and [[Pom Pom]] work in some kind of an [[The Office|office]], at least occasionally. Homestar also hosts [[The Show]]. [[Strong Bad]], in addition, had a "part, part, part, part, very part time job" as a giant [[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] in [[part-time job]]. He quit that job, however, when he realized that he needed to rush back to Marzipan's house to finish his email before the [[Lappy 486|Lappy]] lost its battery charge. [[Coach Z]] is presumably some kind of a coach and a gym class teacher; he has also been seen working as a custodian at the office. [[The King of Town]] employs [[The Poopsmith]] for reasons he does not care to disclose as well as a [[The Little Chef Guy|chef]], a [[The Blacksmith|blacksmith]], a [[The Hornblower|hornblower]], a [[The Cleric|cleric]], and a [[The Knight|knight]]. Marzipan, The Cheat, and Strong Mad are in a band named [[Cool Tapes]], which tours and sells 7's for [[pi]] dollars. Marzipan additionally runs a kindergarten class which includes Homestar, [[Homsar]] and [[Strong Mad]]. It has not been revealed whether the remaining characters have jobs.

==Free Country Through Time==

In addition to its current, contemporary depiction, Free Country has been shown in the past and possibly in the future.
[[Image:1936field.png|thumb|150px|Old-Timey Free Country]]
===Old-Timey Free Country===

In the [[Old-Timey|1930s]], Free Country was characterized by dirt roads, picket fences, carnival tents, antiquated Industrial Revolution-era factories, and even a [[Cholera Acres Cemetary|graveyard]], only the latter of which may have survived the passage of time. As with the rest of the USA during this time period, Free Country was [[Wikipedia:Great Depression|economically depressed]], with the population being forced to subsist on dry meal, water soup, and parsnips. Commerce, such as it was, was located at a [[Parsnip Depot|dilapidated depot]].

There was a growing, through sponsorship funds, radio (name still unknown) which had a drama - "The Fish Was Delish Progrum", in which Sir Strong Bad already was building up his showman career.

And, though there is some debate as to whether or not Free Country was still under [[Wikipedia:Prohibition|Prohibition]] during this time period, some residents enjoyed the occasional nip of [[Wikipedia:Alcoholic beverage|hooch]] regardless.

[[Image:Freepetrydishusa.PNG|thumb|right|150px|Home to a bunch of plucky parameciums]]

===Free Petry Dish USA===
In the email [[highschool]], Strong Bad claims that the entirety of Free Country, USA was, in the past, merely on a petri dish, with all its inhabitants being single-cell organisms. However, considering his purported "unphotographic memory", it's unlikely that such a place ever truly existed.
[[Image:planetk.png|thumb|150px|20X6 Free Country]]

===Futuristic Free Country?===

In the futuristic year [[20X6]], Free Country may or may not be one and the same as [[Planet K]], which looks much like the current Free Country. If so, Free Country will grow to feature significantly more architecture to the extent of having a full city (a quality the territory currently lacks). Nothing is yet known about the economic or political state of this ultramodern version of Free Country, though there is a significantly higher frequency of fights and challenges faced by its residents, which include various robots. They appear to be located in the same region, however, as Strong Bad buries a time capsule that is later discovered by Stinkoman.

==Estimated Real-World Location==

Viewers of Homestar Runner have variously speculated about the "real" location of Free Country, USA, though it is generally assumed [[The Brothers Chaps]] prefer to leave its location undetermined.

Each time the world is seen from space, the shape of the United States is easily recognizable. The characters speak with American accents, type with American spelling, celebrate many American [[holidays]], and make references to elements of American culture (such as its [[presidents]]). Most obvious is the fact that "USA" is in the name. On a side note, America is widely known as a "free country." Therefore, it seems safe to conclude that Free Country, USA is somewhere in America. This may be the closest one can come to determining a location for Free Country, USA, as many of the following observations are contradictory to one other.

*The scene in the [[Theme Song Video]] where Homestar runs around the planet and a star appears on a United States map would lead one to believe it's possible that Free Country is somewhere in northern Nebraska.
*In the email [[radio]], the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] radio station's call letters are given as [[Radio Stations and Shows|WSBD]], as are "Numbitty 902's" WA3D FM. Real-world radio designations would place Free Country east of the Mississippi river.
*Free Country is likely in a northern latitude or high altitude given the snowy weather around [[Decemberween]].
*In the email [[anything]], Homestar refers to his two liter bottle of [[Mountain Dew]] as "soda", which is a term more used in the northeast and in the west. In parts of the Upper Midwest it is frequently called "pop".
*The Brothers Chaps themselves live in Atlanta, Georgia, making it possible that Free Country is located in the Southeast.
*In [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], Marzipan references baby seals and crab traps at the wharf, suggesting that Free Country is near the ocean, or at least a salt-water body.
**This might just show that there is a large lake nearby.
**This might just show that they import seals and crabs and trap them at a place called "the wharf."
*In [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]], Homestar claims he does ''not'' live in Texas.
*In the end of [[Where the Crap Are We?]], Homestar thinks he and Strong Bad are in Massachusetts, which would indicate that they are not from there.
*In [[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Tapes]] did a midwest tour, indicating that they may be from around there.
*In [[colonization]], [[Strong Bad]] and [[Bubs]] share some "cold Hardee's he had lying around", which implies that Free Country may be in the Eastern half of the USA (In the Western half of the US, "Hardee's" is called "Carl's Jr.").
*In the email [[keep cool]], the temperature was 98ºF, but in all the Decemberween episodes, there is snow, suggesting that Free Country is in a state where the climate varies greatly.
*In the email [[retirement]], [[Strong Bad]] tells the audience to "feast their Dust Bowl-ravaged eyes" on his show. This suggests that they might be in the Great Plains area.
*In [[Main Page 11]], Downloads shows a weather map of the eastern region of the United States, suggesting that Free Country, USA is in the eastern half of the USA.

== Trivia ==
*The [[Strong Bad Email]] [[flashback]] marked the first (and so far, only) time that a character actually said the name "Free Country, USA."

[[Category: Places]]

business trip

VolatileChemical — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 21:13:32 GMT

VolatileChemical: /* Explanations */

{{sbenav|182}}
[[Image:business_trip_thumb.png|thumb|200px|"I think I heard a bear rustling in the woods!"]]
Strong Bad is asked if he ever does anything serious, so he and Homestar go on a business trip.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Mad}} (voice-only)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[The Bar]], [[The King of Town's Castle]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' October 15, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 3:41 [[TV Time Toons Menu|official]], 4:06 actual

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' When I was sixteen I sold all my emails and hit the road.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: have you ever? PLEASE!!</div>
Have you ever made a sbmail about a business trip or 
something serious? think about it. 
 
-ROXY~VA
</blockquote>
''{pronounces "sbmail" as written. The "~" is accompanied by a sound like a cassette tape playing unevenly}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I think we should ''seriously'' talk about your name, Roxy. I'm afraid your career choices may be limited to a Limozeen groupie or maybe an American Gladiator. ''{clears screen}'' Something involving you wearing scantily clothes. You don't meet too many Professors of Women Studies named Roxy. As for business trips, The Cheat and I are being sent to a conference in a just a few seconds here. ''{stops typing}'' The Cheat, you ready to ro'?

''{cut to wider shot of Homestar Runner standing next to Strong Bad's computer}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sure am, Sam!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, you're not The Cheat.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nah, not any more. The Cheat got promoted to ''{cut to a portrait of The Cheat in a business suit}'' Junior Executive Of Not Having To Go On Pointless Business Trips.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I've been trying to get that job for years.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, it just going to be me and you. Sleepin' out under the stars. Roasting some marshmallows.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, this is a ''business'' trip, not a camping trip.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Oh, I see. I guess I shouldn't have brought these, then. ''{Pan over to a stack of cans marked "Pork [[b/w]] Beans"}''

''{Diamond iris out to The Field, next to a sign that reads "Annual Symposium Conference Lecture Seminar Series Registration"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Homestar. We got to start talking loudly about our business trip, so that everyone around us knows we're on a business trip. ''{speaking a little louder}'' Uh, continental breakfast? More like, ''in''-continential blech-fast. ''{As he says "blech," the top and bottom of his mouth wiggle}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Yeah, seal the deal! ''{wider shot with Homestar wearing the pork b/w beans cans on his feet}'' Seal the deal!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, what are those jangles? ''{Close up of the cans}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, airport security. You know how it is these days. Roll my eyes. ''{Homestar's eye highlights rotate}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, hurry up. We've got to get there before the keynote starts so we can ditch out five minutes after the keynote starts.

''{push wipe to Strong Sad wearing [[cool shades|glasses]] and holding a clip board. He is standing on the soapbox, but one of his feet has punched through the top.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{flatly}'' Welcome to Reducing Your Business's Carbon Footprint Is Not A Matter of Buying Everyone Smaller Shoes. Please allow me to begin.

''{Reverse shot to Strong Bad and Homestar}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's our cue. ''{they sneak out}''

''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ...And we'll go ahead and break for lunch.

''{Diamond iris out to The Bar, medium shot of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, there's nothing like a couple of ice cold Expen$e Account Ones while on a business trip.

''{Cut to a wide shot of Homestar and Strong Bad. Homestar is wearing five lanyards.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Boy, I'll say. I've been going nuts with our lanyard per diem.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see what's next on the itinerary. ''{Cut to the itinerary. As items are checked off, check marks appear.}'' Take off wedding rings, check. Complain about hotel mattress, check. Talk about how our dogs are killing us...''{squiggly line appears}'' we're not quite there yet. Collect dry twigs for kindling? ''{This is written in blue ink, with a silly picture of Homestar drawn next to it}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' That's a check.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Meet hot female executives for drinks. ''{Cut back to Homestar and Strong Bad. Strong Bad looks around.}'' Um... mostly check? Oh crap! ''{Cut back to the checklist. "Mostly check" is a check made from a dotted line}'' we've got to seal the deal with the foreign conglomerate in ten minutes!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Homestar has leapt into Strong Bad's arms}'' And not a moment too soon! I think I heard a bear rustling in the woods!

''{Iris out to The King of Town's castle. A gong is heard. The King of Town is wearing a tag saying "Foreign Conglomerate"}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' All right, gentlemen, this is how this is going to go down. I'm going to write a number on this piece of paper.

''{Reverse shot to Homestar and Strong Bad. The King of Town slides the paper with an obvious bulge to the pair.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, King, you wrote a piece of lasagna on this piece of paper.

''{Cut back to The King of Town.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' And I ain't budging! Now, where are those units?

''{Reverse shot}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What units? I thought we just here to seal the deal.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, Strong Bad wouldn't let me bring all of them. But I did manage to smuggle these two ''{holds up the Pork b/w Beans cans}'' past airport security.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the sense-make?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' All right, I'll take it! You boys drive a soft bargain. Poopsmith! Prepare the bathtub!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, cramp my style. We sealed the deal! Go ahead, Homestar. You— you've earned it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Homestar puts his feet up on the table}'' My dogs are killing me!

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But the real reason for business trips is to buy last minute peanut brittle and crappy souvenirs from airport gift shops for your kids!

''{Cut to the Cheat on the computer table, with a windup airplane that says "I ♥ St. Louis" floating in a fish bowl}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, see, it's an airplane! That swims! And loves St. Louis!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed The Cheat noises and then walks off}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fine, then. Strong Mad will appreciate it.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{off-screen}'' NO I WON'T!

''{The airplane sinks and [[New Paper]] comes down}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The peanut brittle could've swam better than that.

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the "mostly check" check mark to see an assortment of hockey player [[Trading Cards#From business trip|trading cards]] for Jeu'realo Mostlycheck, Claudglaun Sortacheck, and Reneejeue Kindacheck.
*Click on "peanut brittle" as Strong Bad types it to see a box of "Last Minit Peanut Brittle".
*Click on the airplane at the end to see an advertisement for "[[Cold One|Expen$e Account Ones]]".
*:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Cool, refreshing Expen$e Account Ones make everything go down smooth. Including that moron from delivereceivables they sent you on the road with. Yes, that's right, he just made a "You Go Girl" joke.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
* A [[Wikipedia: Breakfast#Continental breakfast|continental breakfast]] typically consists of juice, coffee, tea, pastries and fruit. Many hotels have such breakfasts available at no charge for guests.
* Incontinence is the inability to control urination or defecation.
* A [[Wikipedia:carbon footprint|carbon footprint]] is the amount of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases emitted by a product or service, or in this case, a company.
* "[[Wikipedia:Per diem|Per diem]]", a Latin term meaning "for each day", is the amount of money a business allows their employees to spend each day to cover work-related living and traveling expenses.
* "My dogs are killing me" is slang for "My feet hurt".

===Trivia===
*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#ballistix|ballistix]]".
*This is the first time Homestar rolls his eyes.
[[Image:AtOff.png|thumb|200px|Off-center @ symbol]]

===Remarks===
*Delivereceivables is a [[portmanteau]].

===Goofs===
*The indentations usually caused by clicking on the Lappy's screen are missing in this email.
*The @ sign on [[New Paper]] is off center on its key.

===Inside References===
*Homestar states that he isn't The Cheat anymore, referring to [[do over]].
**Additionally, the exclamation Homestar uses, "Sure am, Sam!", is a reference to [[i she be]], where The Cheat used the same phrase in an online chat.
*During the scene with Strong Sad, music from [[slumber party]] is playing.
*The [[soapbox]] now reads: "Fifteen [[Type]]s"
*Homestar mentions eating "pork [[b/w]] beans" in both [[helium]] and [[Arcade Game]].
*One of Homestar's passes read [[LEMKE]]. Also, the pennant reading "LEMKE!" is also just visible on the wall of The Bar.
*The "Last Minit Peanut Brittle" box mirrors the "Not-So-Thin Mints" box seen in [[rough copy]].
*The hat and briefcase in the Expense Account Ones Easter egg were previously seen in [[montage]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:American Gladiators|American Gladiators]], one of Strong Bad's suggestions for Roxy's career path, was a television show where contestants would compete against each other in various athletic contests while muscle-bound "Gladiators" attempted to frustrate their progress. The gladiators were known by one-word names that often rose to the level of "Remarkably Cheesy." Some notable examples are: Blaze, Bronco, Diamond, Ice, Thunder, Turbo, Storm, Tower, Viper, Elektra, Havoc, Tank and Thor.
*The Expen$e Account Ones commercial is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Miller Brewing Company|Miller High Life]] commercials.

==External Links==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}

Category:Real Bands

VolatileChemical — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:18:48 GMT

VolatileChemical:

The real musical groups that have assisted in providing music to Homestar Runner cartoons.

[[Category:People|Bands, Real]]
[[Category:Bands]]
[[Category:Real World|Bands]]

History according to Strong Bad

VolatileChemical — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:23:06 GMT

VolatileChemical: /* original */

[[Image:Strongbadianthanksgiving.png|250px|thumb|right|Mysterious myths or legendary legends?]]
'''History according to Strong Bad''' is a tricky thing. A lot of the time, [[Strong Bad]] presents as historical fact elements that are either [[Blatant Lies|clearly false]] or that can't be verified. When relating legends, he often parodies actual historical storytelling techniques or attempts to make himself look good in the present and the past. Since it is usually related in [[Strong Bad Email|emails]], history according to Strong Bad often centers around the history of [[Strong Badia]], with other characters occasionally involved in the stories or storytelling.

==Examples of history according to Strong Bad==

===[[personal favorites]]===
Strong Bad is asked which Strong Bad Email is his favorite. Although Strong Bad says "[his] emails are like [his] childrens" (he loves them all), he proceeds to name his "personal favorites." While the first two emails he mentions ([[invisibility]] and [[gimmicks]]) exist, the rest have never been seen before. Said emails include [[Bubs]] building a [[Grape-Nuts Robot|Strong Bad Robot]], soy-sauce-drunk Strong Bad "flying" [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], and [[Pom Pom]] and [[Coach Z]] fighting with knives on the [[The Stone Bridge|stone bridge]]. As a result, so many viewers have tried to find the nonexistent emails that an answer was added to the site's [[FAQ]] on the matter.

===[[2 years]]===
Strong Bad is asked what the greatest advancement in [[Strong Badia]] will be in the next two years. (The author of the email was most likely referring to the rest of [[Free Country, USA]] as well.) Strong Bad proclaims that by 2005, the population of Strong Badia will have tripled from "Population:[[Tire]]" to "Population: Tire, Bundt Cake Pan, and Coach Z." He also predicts that the [[Stop Sign]] and the [[Cinder Block]] will break up. Strong Badia will have developed a world-class hole, and [[The Cheat]] will finish painting a mural reading "Fireworks or Die." The tire will have beat [[Strong Mad]] to the title, and Strong Sad will become more whiny. However, none of his predictions come true.

===[[couch patch]]===
Strong Bad, [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and Coach Z all offer their respective memories of how the patch of tape appeared on the couch in the [[Strong Bad's Basement|basement]]. Strong Bad claims it's there because he cut the couch open to make a hiding place for his "[[Aztec]] [[gold]]" (actually oil filters), but the inside of the couch smelled horrible, so he taped over the cut to stop the smell. Strong Sad claims to remember a [[Little Strong Bad|young Strong Bad]] thinking that Olympic sprinter [[Wikipedia:Carl Lewis|Carl Lewis]] was both a woman and hot, writing so on the couch, and taping it over to cover it up. Homestar tries to provide an explanation, but forgets what the subject of the conversation was, and instead recalls spitting [[Teddy Grahams]] at the ceiling. Coach Z claims he vomited in a rip in the couch after Strong Bad served him bad gumbo, and taped it up to hide the evidence.

===[[colonization]]===
Strong Bad explains Strong Badia's origins. Portraying himself as a [[Wikipedia:Pilgrims|Pilgrim]] persecuted by Strong Sad for his [[egg]]-ketchuping ways, he describes leaving [[Free Country, USA]] to set up a new colony in an empty lot behind the dumpsters, owned by Bubs, who is portrayed as a Native-American like "strange man who had strange ways and strange odors". They celebrate Strong Badia's first Thanksgiving at a nearby picnic table with some leftover [[Wikipedia:Hardee's|Hardee's]] burgers.

===[[flashback]]===
Strong Bad tells the story of how he and Homestar Runner first met in a [[Original Book|children's book]], as well as how he came to discover [[The Cheat]], and the origin of [[The King of Town]]'s eating problem. After playing tennis on [[the Moon]] with Coach Z, Strong Bad returns to Free Country, USA and comes across a large pink egg, with Homestar Runner nearby. Homestar and Strong Bad get in an argument over who owns the egg, which [[The Prince of Town]] settles by proclaiming a ten-step footrace. Homestar wins, but the Prince declares that the loser gets the egg. Strong Bad and [[Strong Mad]] break open the egg, finding a lifetime supply of fishsticks inside—and a The Cheat! The Cheat "mashes play" on a [[jam box]] and all the characters have a dance party. Afterwards, The Prince claims the fishsticks. Homestar verifies Strong Bad's story, but it's implied that he thinks it's actually a fictional children's book.

===[[lunch special]]===
Strong Bad is asked to get Bubs to give out free lunch specials in exchange for a picture of a hot girl. Strong Bad claims that Bubs has to give out a free lunch special if he says his name backwards minus the first B. In short, he has to say, "sbu". Strong Bad tries to get Bubs to actually say "sbu", failing a number of times. When he finally succeeds, it turns out that saying "sbu" really cancels out Bubs's ability to fly. However, since he is so overweight, he could only hover a few inches off the ground. It apparently isn't much of a loss for him because he never used it much anyway. Strong Bad and even Homestar believe he's just a fraud.

===[[old comics]]===
Strong Bad is asked why the King of Town has a poopsmith, and shows comic strips over 60 years old featuring the King of Town and [[The Poopsmith]] (then named "Mushy Chamberpot"). Strong Bad and Homestar make cameo appearances so that [[The Castlefunnies]] can mooch off of their popularity. Strong Bad does not clarify whether his appearance in the strip was an experience ''he'' actually had, or simply a representation of him. Nevertheless, the strip was canceled the following week or so when the sole remaining reader, a Civil War veteran and creamed corn enthusiast, died. Later, a "[[King Castlefunny Pencil Moistener]]" was released, but sales were low, as the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 lasted only three days. Also, Strong Bad claims the comma was first discovered by explorer and namesake [[Sir Loodabert Comma]] and his sherpa.

===[[origins]]===
Strong Bad is asked about the origin of [[The Stick]] and whether it had always been a good place for hanging out. Strong Bad refuses to explain The Stick's origin, but does elaborate on The Stick's "hanging-out-itude". Although The Stick is presently a good meeting place, such was not always the case, particularly when Homestar held his weekly "bread sing-alongs" there. [[The Brothers Strong]] put a stop to these by holding The Cheat's "rhythmic chain dancing recitals" at the same time and location. After Homestar's sing-alongs' popularity faded and Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chainwhip, The Stick was the perfect spot for harrassing [[Marzipan]] and [[Homsar]]. Meanwhile, the Brothers Strong and The Cheat moved to an area behind Bubs' Concession Stand, where they named themselves the [[On Point Kings]], had nothing to do with guff, and, ultimately, stole [[The King of Town]]'s dunce cap, renaming it Lotionman (Strong Mad's idea). In the same email, he claims he drilled the belly button into Strong Sad when he was younger and that [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] was founded after it fell on [[Mr. Bland]] and [[Señor]].

===[[highschool]]===
Strong Bad explains the characters' younger days, though he disclaims that his memory is extremely "unphotographic", and therefore his histories are not very reliable. In highschool, the characters filled the stereotypical roles for old cartoons about teenagers (a la ''[[Wikipedia:Scooby-Doo, Where are You?|Scooby-Doo]]'') as a 70s-style [[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries|gang of mystery solvers]]. Before that, in middle school, they were all imaginative "melon-headed babies", occupying their time pretending to be living their dreams. Homestar is portrayed as some kind of grown adult supervisor. Before that, the gang were a bunch of microscopic single-celled organisms living in a [[Free Country, USA#Free Petry Dish USA|petri dish]]. And yet before that, they were all Romans, living in [[Wikipedia:Ancient Rome|Roman times]], with [[Don Knotts]] always showing up.

===[[myths & legends]]===
Strong Bad details the legends surrounding the [[Bear holding a Shark]]. Much of the Bear-Shark's origins can be seen in the constellations over Strong Badia, which show the [[Strong Badia's Seven Elemental Spirits|seven elemental spirits of Strong Badia]]: a [[flag day|snake]], a guy holding a [[Big Knives|big knife]], a box of [[General Tso's Chicken|chicken]], a piece of wood with some nails in it, a hand giving the "OK" symbol, a fish wearing an afro wig, and a British distance runner. The distance runner held up the fish with the fro wig over his head, and the two defeated the other spirits in either paintball or Red Rover, thus becoming the new rulers. After years of bad story telling and the [[Wikipedia:Telephone (game)|telephone game]], the myth went through various incarnations, as evidenced by various documentary-type evidence, ranging from medieval wood carvings of a hairy "wildernessman" with a "sea beast", to a cathedral-style stained glass window of a moose holding a chameleon in its antlers. Strong Bad then researches some "ancient [[Wikipedia:Cave painting|fence drawings]]" on the Strong Badian picket fence, which consist of strange images of the Bear-Shark destroying villages and crops, stealing babies, and bike riding (or pie-sitting) with what appears to be its family. The drawings were actually done by Strong Bad at age 5, though he has long forgotten this. Bubs begins selling Bear-Shark merchandise such as t-shirts, [[Ice Cream|frozen treats]] and plush toys. Homestar manages to capture (or forge) blurry [[Wikipedia:Patterson-Gimlin film|Bigfoot-style]] footage of what may be the Bear-Shark in the woods, but this only adds to the question of whether the Bear-Shark is a mysterious myth or a legendary legend.

===[[looking old]]===
Strong Bad claims his age is a closely guarded secret, protected by a sect of closely guarded monks in the [[Wikipedia:Sierra Madre Mountains (California)|Coches Mountains]]. He boasts that the monks would no sooner dance with a [[goat]] than reveal his age, but they would bake [[Crustly Guarded Bread]].

===[[your funeral]]===
On March 31, 2046, at 2:03 p.m., Strong Bad claims that there will be a zombie uprising. By about that time, Pom Pom and Strong Sad will have become tough militia men, with Pom Pom sporting a flat-top, cigar, and ammunition belt, and Strong Sad shedding his wimpy image for a gritty-voiced, cigar-smoking, muscular fighter covered in scars and with a five o'clock shadow. His weapon of choice, however, will remain the same then as now: the leotard. Strong Bad, contrary to his outlook in [[replacement]], has decided that he will never die. He will, however, fight on the side of the zombies, if they will let him.

===[[original]]===
Strong Bad is asked if he ever watched his favorite shows and movies and realized that his favorite character was replaced with another actor. Strong Bad reveals that the King of Town has been played by twelve different people, and that Bubs was played by [[Original Bubs]] before Original Bubs left over a maynonaise dispute with the King of Town. For a few months, Strong Bad and Homestar tried to pretend that Original Bubs was always hiding behind a cardboard box. Later, circulating Guest Star Bubs were used, including [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Crack Stuntman]], and [[Other Character Variations#Onion Bubs|Onion Bubs]]. Bubs later claims to be the 100% Original Bubs, and Marzipan later confirms that Strong Bad made the whole thing up. Homestar still has tragic memories of Original Bubs, though.

==See Also==
*[[Blatant Lies]]

[[Category:Research]]
[[Category:Exaggeration running gags]]
[[Category:Strong Badia|Lore]]

Other Character Variations

VolatileChemical — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:54:59 GMT

VolatileChemical:

{{mergefrom|Modestly Hot Homsar}}
A list of all minor character variations that don't have a more exact category.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Description !! Appearances
|-
|[[Image:Afro.PNG|150px]] || '''Afro [[Coach Z]]''' as he looked when [[Strong Bad]] was a youngster. He had a photo taken in these times in 1974, which is his favorite personal photo, as it was "in the prime of his dating year". || [[stand-up]], [[record book]], [[what I want]] (photo ornament), [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] (photo ornament, also see below)
|-
|align=center | [[Image:mustachioedHR.png]] || '''Mustachioed Homestar Runner''' appeared alongside [[Homestar Runner]] throwing confetti to promote [[Bubs]]'s "Bubsotathon" on [[Senorial Day]]. He was obscured by the edge of the screen, and you could only see his mustache by viewing the Flash file. It is not currently known whether he is a true separate character or simply a strange occurrence of the Homestar Runner world. The email [[lady...ing]] points toward the latter, as it seems it is the real Homestar with a fake mustache. || [[Senorial Day]] (Easter egg behind the black), [[lady...ing]] (Easter egg)
|-
|[[Image:cardboardmarzipan.png|150px]] || This '''[[Cardboard Marzipan]]''' is a cutout of [[Marzipan]] that [[Homestar Runner]] made (and voiced) when Marzipan was away for the summer. She resembles her [[mile]] counterpart. Apparently, she thinks [[Coach Z]] is disgusting and thinks Bubs is a 'hunk of man'. || [[Happy Fireworks]], [[No Hands On Deck!]], [[Quality Time]] (Easter egg)
|-
|[[Image:abapompom.png|150px]] || '''ABA Basketball Pom Pom''' is what Strong Bad would make him if he could change his town. He would have him resemble an [[ABA Basketball]]. He looks very similar to one of the Poms from [[Pom Pom, Too]]. || [[different town]]
|-
| align="center" | [[Image:modestly hot homsar.png]] || '''Modestly Hot Homsar''' is another imagined character of Strong Bad. ''See main article: [[Modestly Hot Homsar]]'' || [[different town]]
|-
|[[Image:PomPomSnowman.png|150px]] || '''Snowman Pom Pom''' is a snowman made in [[Pom Pom]]'s likeness. || [[A Holiday Greeting]], [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
|[[Image:sbemail47.PNG|150px]] || '''Buckethand Strong Bad''' with a bucket and bullhorn for hands. || [[new hands]]
|-
|[[Image:coachzed.png|150px]] || '''Coach Zed''' is a name [[Strong Bad]] makes up for the Canadian pronunciation of [[Coach Z]]. Strong Bad then thinks that he would prefer calling Coach Z that name after saying it. He believes that if he called Coach Z "Coach Zed," he wouldn't suck so bad. The "Z" emblem on Coach Z's body has been replaced with a "D". He is clearly drawn in the style of Charles Schulz, cartoonist of the famous "[[Wikipedia:Peanuts|Peanuts]]" comic strip. He wears facial hair, a collar and a rumpled fedora, just like [[Wikipedia:Spike_%28Peanuts%29|Spike]], one of Snoopy's brothers. He kind of resembles "Coach Backwards N" from the [[Sketchbook (video)|DVD Sketchbook]]. || [[do over]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Tofu Homestar.png|75px]]</center> || '''Tofu Homestar''' is a tofu sculpture with Homestar's face and star drawn on it, designed to make Marzipan think he's still there when he in fact is not. His head frequently slides off and falls onto the ground. Tofu Homestar appears again in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. (''See main article: [[Tofu Homestar]])'' || [[The Luau]], [[Luau Main Page]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Cyclops Homestar.png|60px]]</center> || '''Cyclops Homestar''' is one of Homestar's possible transformations in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. As implied by the name, he only has one eye. His eye is very similar to the fake one he wore in [[Malloween Commercial]]. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Freaky Marzipan.png|75px]]</center> || '''Freaky Marzipan''' is another one of Homestar's possible transformations in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. He/she has horrible teeth and a distorted voice. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:French Homestar.png|75px]]</center> || '''French Homestar''' is another one of Homestar's possible transformations in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. He talks with a heavy [[French]] accent and acts very refined. He has black Donald Trump style comb-over or toupee. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| <center>[[Image:Dogfoodgangsta.png|170px]]</center> || '''Dogfood Gangsta''' is a version of Strong Bad from an Easter egg in [[pizzaz]]. || [[pizzaz]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Sb_and_poopsmith.PNG|170px]]</center> || '''Strong Bad/The Poopsmith''' is a kind of hypothetical mix between [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith]]. He is The Poopsmith with Strong Bad's legs, head and shape of gloves. He was created after Strong Bad's failed attempt at convincing everyone The Poopsmith was really him. || [[secret identity]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:wet The Cheat.png|170px]]</center> || '''Wet The Cheat''' is how [[The Cheat]] appeared after doing high dives for 5 bucks. He apparently has a foul stench, which earned the number 6 spot on [[Strong Bad]]'s Bottom 10.|| [[Strong Bad's Website]], [[bottom 10]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|170px]]</center> || '''Fluffy The Cheat''' is how [[The Cheat]] appeared after being stuffed in the dryer by [[Strong Bad]]. He gives off static electricity when touched. || [[2 years]], [[lady fan]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:PoweredupStinkoman.PNG|170px]]</center> || '''Powered Up Stinkoman''' is what happens to [[Stinkoman]] when he eats the cassette tape of one of [[Strong Bad]]'s #1 jams, "Grumblecakes", which he calls a [[power crunch]]. || [[time capsule]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Homestar in CD form.PNG|170px]]</center> || '''CD Homestar Runner''' is [[Homestar Runner]]'s weight in free signup CDs.|| [[isp]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:StrongMadRetirementB.png|170px]]</center> || '''House-Mouth Strong Mad''' is [[Strong Mad]] with a large mouth shaped like a house, part of [[Strong Bad]]'s Amazing Feats of Wonder. Strong Bad describes him as a "landlocked leviathan" who subsists on outdated electronics, such as the [[Compy 386]]. || [[retirement]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Character Ornaments.PNG|170px]]</center> || '''Strong Sad''', '''Bubs''', '''Homestar''', '''Pom Pom''', '''Strong Bad''', '''Coach Z''', and '''The King of Town''' as '''ornaments''' on [[The Decemberween Tree]]. || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Strong Mad Present.PNG|170px]]</center> || '''Strong Mad''' as a '''present'''. || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:2046 Pom Pom and Strong Sad.png|170px]]</center> || '''2046 Pom Pom''' and '''Strong Sad''' are how [[Pom Pom]] and [[Strong Sad]] appear in 2046. They try to stop the zombie uprising on March 31st by activating the doomsday device: the leotard. || [[your funeral]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Zombie Strong Bad.png|170px]]</center> || '''Zombie Strong Bad''' is how [[Strong Bad]] appears after his death. He was preserved "fetal pig-style" in a large jar, but he later comes back to life at his funeral after seeing [[Strong Sad]], dressed in a leotard, do an interpretive dance in his honor. || [[your funeral]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Easter egg toon.png|170px]]</center> || '''Homestar Runner''', '''Pom Pom''', '''Marzipan''', and '''Strong Bad''' as '''Easter eggs'''. || [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Sb_cottagecheese.PNG|170px]]</center> || '''Cottage Cheese Strong Bad''' is a mock-up of [[Strong Bad]] stuffed with cottage cheese. It was presumably created by Strong Bad to avoid doing work at [[The Office]]. It has Strong Bad's face crudely drawn on it, and it has a speech bubble over it reading, "hello, i work hard, and am not stuffed with cottage cheese." Its head eventually falls off, causing [[Homestar Runner]] to say, "What the pfargtl?" || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:GreenCheat.png|170px]]</center> || '''The Cheat covered in DNA evidence''' is how [[The Cheat]] appears after Homestar Runner spits the DNA evidence on him. He bears a strong resemblance to Wet The Cheat. || [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Strong Bad as Gene.png|170px]]</center> || '''Gene''' is the character Strong Bad plays in [[Embarrassing Educational Films]]. He has good hygiene and rich parents. He is popular at school but doesn't get good grades. || Email [[hygiene]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Homestar Runner as John.png|170px]]</center> || '''John''' is the character Homestar Runner plays in Embarrassing Educational Films. He is a sloppy 5th grader with poor hygiene and no friends. John is what Strong Bad imagines John Katulla, the writer of [[hygiene]], to be like. || Email [[hygiene]]
|-
|<center>[[Image:Onion Bubs.png|170px]]</center>||'''Onion Bubs''' is an onion version of [[Bubs]]. He is a replacement for [[Original Bubs]] and a fan favorite. Since [[Strong Bad]] [[History according to Strong Bad#original|made up Original Bubs]], it is more than likely he made up Onion Bubs. || Email [[original]]
|}

{{minorcharactervariationslist}}

Original Bubs

VolatileChemical — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:49:36 GMT

VolatileChemical:

[[Image:Original.png|200px|thumb|Nice eyesight there, Original Bubs.]]
[[Image:Bubs sketchbook.png|thumb|left|100px|Original Original Bubs]]

'''Original Bubs''', [[History according to Strong Bad|according to Strong Bad]], is [[Bubs]] as portrayed by the original actor. He bears only a passing resemblance to the actual Bubs, and his design is based on a [[HR:sketch11.html|preliminary drawing of Bubs]] as seen in the [[Sketchbook (museum)|Sketchbook from the Museum]].

[[Strong Bad]] tells his tale in [[original]], saying that Original Bubs quit after [[The King of Town]] ate the mayo off of his egg salad. The other characters initially pretended he was still there by repeating what he allegedly said and indicating that he was behind large boxes. Eventually, he was replaced by "guest" Bubses and finally by the actual Bubs.

Bubs denies this story and violently threatens Strong Bad to recant it. [[Marzipan]] also indicates that Strong Bad made it up.

The word "Original" is an integral part of Original Bubs's name, like the [[Integral article|"The" in The Cheat]].

[[Category: Character Variations]]

==Complete Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[original]]

File:Bubs sketchbook.png

VolatileChemical — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:48:18 GMT

VolatileChemical: == Summary == Original Bubs from the Museum Sketchbook. == Licensing == {{web-screenshot}}

== Summary ==
[[Original Bubs]] from the [[Sketchbook (museum)|Museum Sketchbook]].
== Licensing ==
{{web-screenshot}}

Talk:4 branches

VolatileChemical — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:13:16 GMT

VolatileChemical: /**/Geraldo?

== Homestar Water Container ==

Does anyone want to have some fun and guess how Homestar got in there.I think... hmm what do I think umm I don't know what I think never mind.
{{User:Flamer8965/sig}} 06:17, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Chuck Norris - [[User:Volbeat A The Cheat|Volbeat A The Cheat]] 06:32, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Well, he was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall... -{{User:YK/sig}} 06:32, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
::Naturally he met a witch doctor who asked him where he spends most of his time, and he said in the water cooler...
Or even better, take this to the [[Forum:10200|forum thread]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 06:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Anyone have any idea what Barbados has to do with a water cooler? Very odd. I feel like there HAS to be a joke there that I'm not getting. I mean why does that one partial sentence tell SB all he needs to know?? Is this a movie reference maybe?
::I think it's just completely random. SB knew that Homestar was about to tell him some completely untrue and nonsensical story, so he stopped him right there... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 11:53, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Ok maybe it's really completely random, but just for the sake of it I'll try. Homestar was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall of a bathroom. Much like Doc in Back to the Future when he was hanging a clock on the wall, he was standing on the toilet while doing it, but since it's Homestar, he didn't think of closing the lid. He slipped, fell in the toilet, and flushed himself on the way. He then went through a maze of pipes and ended up in the water cooler in the office. It almost make sense, no?
::::Water coolers aren't connected by pipes. They're just jugs of water with levers to siphon it out.
:::::But these jugs of water have to be filled with water at some point... usually using pipes!
::::::Yeah, but those pipes aren't connected to them at all. Those jugs are delivered full of water. I also don't see the point in discussing how this whole thing is possible. It's obviously not.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 04:42, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
:::Or how about this one: Homestar was in Barbados, hanging a picture on a wall. He decides to stand in a toilet for no reason. Then he flushes the toilet, [[Nintendo|taking him through a green pipe. He ends up in a brick room, where he walks through a wall, taking him into the water cooler somehow.]] {{User:Neox/sig}}

== Old-Timey Nebulon? ==

Think this alien could be the Old-Timey Nebulon? Could be!--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 07:20, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Well, The Homestar Runner doesn't like his style...--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 07:33, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
::True, but i expected that 1936 Nebulon would be green (in the easter egg, he's gray) and to be shaped more like him. --[[User:Young Roy|Y. Roy]] 13:00, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Actually, *all* the Old-Timey characters are in black and white, all the time. Even if they're outside of the Old-Timey dimension, such as [[20X6 vs. 1936]] and [[alternate universe]]. I'd say this is the Old-Timey equivilent of Nebulon. -{{User:YK/sig}} 20:23, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:I think it's possible; I did kind of think about Nebulon (the whole "Because you're a communist fool!" thing seems a bit similar to the "Nobody likes your style!" thing), but I don't think there's quite enough resemblance other than that to say he's ''definitely'' supposed to be 1936'd Nebs. {{User:Saturn/sig}} 13:27, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:It's not much of a stretch to see that as Neb. But "our" Neb has two eyes and doesn't talk... Not to mention no arms or discernible legs. I'm still going with that being Neb, however. {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 14:20, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
::Strong Bad tells nebulon that noone likes his style. 1-Up tells 20X6 Nebulon that no one likes his style. So, it's be legit that The Homestar Runner would tell 1936 Nebulon that noone likes his style. Also, he has no similar shape to him, Homestar says he's RED, and whne homestar says "Because you're a communist fool!" to him, he doesn't make the noise. Or any noise. --[[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]
:::"Red" is just a nickname because he's a Commie, though. Or something like that. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::There are marked differences between pretty much ALL of the present-day characters and their Old-Timey counterparts. Examples: The Homestar Runner is more intelligent, Old-Timey Bubs is (or seems) really old, Sickly Sam (Strong Sad) is dead, and Fat Dudley (Pom Pom) sings instead of making bubbly noises. The Sneak (The Cheat) doesn't make any noise at all. So it stands to reason that Old-Timey Nebulon would be quite different than his "present-day" counterpart. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 23:51, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Yeah, but take a look at Homestar Runner, then at The homestar Runner. They look almost exactly the same. Although Strong Bad and Sir Strong Bad look different, the genral shape is the same. Red (the alien) looks NOTHING like Nebulon. Unless I can get more legit proof than this, case closed. ---[[User:Young Roy|Y. Roy]] 17:40, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

== Stretch in Real World References ==

"The Homestar fireworks at the end of the cartoon is a direct sendup from Super Mario Brothers 1 for the Nintendo Entertainment System; you recieved fireworks when you did very well on a level."

Highly unlikely. For one, you got that at the end if you finished at a certain time. Second, lots of things have fireworks at the end. I don't see how this is a referance to SMB more than, say, a political cartoon in which fireworks appear as a patriotical symbol.

:I completely agree and removed the fact. Anyone who thinks differently may STUFF it. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 09:01, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

I agree completely with the Super Mario Bros. reference. That was my take on it. (Sorry if I'm screwing this wiki format up, I'm a newbie)

Frankly, I think that the fireworks in this mail are closer to the fireworks found in either one of the Main Pages or Strong Bad E-Mail #100. But that's about the same kind of stretch, so... Hah hah! ~ [[User:Jessica Ingmann|Jessica Ingmann]] 13:21, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

== Coulomb's law ==

...and I thought that I was going to go the rest of my life without ever hearing Coulomb's law again. Oh well. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 11:04, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

:That's makes two of us... {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 11:08, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

::On my [[User_talk:Invisible_Robot_Fish#Pre-Calc_101|talk page]] we already talked about the horrors of Calc, now I have to relive physics again. I never really understood what a Gausian Surface was, but I got the problems correct on the test somehow. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:52, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Hey hey hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, now... physics is cool. Yes, I'm a physicist.--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 23:41, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

:Do you teach physics or practice it? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 03:45, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

::Well, in a sense we ''all'' practice physics every day... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:50, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

:::re-phrase... Teach? If so HS or college? <s>Practice</s> Research? If so, what's your field? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 04:05, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

::::Still an undergraduate, but I'm hoping to teach it some day. I'm thinking about getting into solar cell design and that kind of stuff. But for now, I have enough to worry about with statistical mechanics.--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 00:22, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

:::::Forgive me for indirectly insulting your passion/future profession; I've always found that while physics is fun to rattle off (and hear other people do this), this past time loses favor as my will to live dives.--{{User:The4sword/sig}} 00:22, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

I'm just impressed that they stated the law correctly. TBC are pretty smart. --[[User:75.194.212.178|75.194.212.178]] 04:57, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
:Oh, that's easy. Just [[Wikipedia:Coulomb's Law|look it up]]. :) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 23:54, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

== TTATOT Oprah ==

When homestar started talking about makeovers, did anyone else think that he sounded a little like Oprah? I'm enough people will shout TTATOT, so I'm not even going to bother putting it up. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

:Yeah, there are tons of shows like that, once again it's a reference to the whole genre of talk shows, instead of a particular one. Although that chair-throwing is clearly a Jerry Springer, because he is known for his violence. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 12:57, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

::Not just the chair throwing but the whole, let's bring on the bad boyfriend thing, which was obviously JS. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:59, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

::The surprise guest is Springer, but the thrown chair if infamously Geraldo.

:::As is, the fun fact is horribly TTATOT. There's a certain reference to the Today Show logo as noted below, but listing specific programs the "makeover" and "reality talk show" segments refer to is a little much, in my opinion. This could be split into two facts, one a reference to the logo, another to the basic genres of shows being referenced (but not specifics). {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 04:06, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

::::I think you may have gone a bit too far. The incident where a chair gets thrown at Homestar is almost definitely from Geraldo. It pretty much the single incident most people think of when you mention someone throwing a chair at a reality talk show. NOT mentioning Geraldo in reference to that scene would sound like you'd missed a reference. [[User:El Santo|El Santo]]

:Wasn't it Jenna Jones who had rhyming titles for her shows, like Homestar does when intoducing his guest? [[User:Lord-z|Lord-z]] 19:54, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

== AM ==

When the show comes on, there is a semi circle. I am certain that it is very close to a 1980's logo for either Good Morning America or a similiar show. Can anyone find it? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 12:58, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:Nevermind, I found it, it was the old Today show logo. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 14:55, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Transcript ==

I'm pretty sure that Homestar says "sweet Jesus" after SB tries to get him out of the water cooler, not "sweet genius". [[User:Zero.exe|Zero.exe]] 15:18, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

I am certain he said genius. Living the Atlanta, TBC have (very wisely IMO), never overtly made light of religion, and I listened a second time, just to me sure.--[[User:Saxonjf|Saxon the Deutschmaster]] 15:31, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

It ''is'' "Sweet '''genius''', that huht!!", babe. Though it probably ''is'' a take on "Sweet '''Jesus'''," which is part of an explitive some people say, blah blah blah. ~ [[User:Jessica Ingmann|Jessica Ingmann]] 13:25, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

== Old KOT? ==

The king of town's crown looked like it was in the King of town DVD.

==Match Game PM==

Could The Show AM be a reference to Match Game PM? [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 17:20, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:I was thinkin' it was more along the lines of early morning talk shows such as Good Morning America and Today. As IRF said about three subjects ago, the AM logo is the old Today show logo. Also, many things were based on The Jerry Springer Show. -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] 20:54, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
::When I saw the AM, that was actually the first thing I thought of. (Maybe The Show AM is in syndication :P) --[[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie]] 21:36, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Just like Limozeen: But They're in Space!! -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] 01:17, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

== Mongolian ==

This is another reference to a Mongolian Product, such as the Finest Mongolian Aftershave Lotion.--[[User:Zonis|Zonis]] 17:46, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

== Mid-term Election Time?? ==

Does anybody else think it was not just a coincidence that this came out fairly soon after the mid-term elections in the USA?
I mean it even has Homestar as the Capitol building. Just putting it out there... {{User:Raptor5ix/sig}} 00:39, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

:I think coincidence. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 03:48, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

::I think it's not just a coincidence; it's the first thing that came to my mind when I saw they were going governmental. [[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]] 05:52, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

::The elections are ''exactly'' what I thought of. Why else would they make the governmental analogy in this e-mail? It seems out of place otherwise. (Another thought -- are TBC comparing our government to Homestar? Um ... never mind. Let's not go there ...) --[[User:Bobsmith84|Bobsmith84]] 16:38, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

I think it's obviously about the election. I don't think it is for or against anything, it's just about the government generally, and it was done at this paticular time because of the recent election.

Therefore, I think the page should mention that this was done shortly after the election and link to Wikipedia's article about the election. --{{User:Nerd42/sig}} 20:51, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

I didn't notice it, and even now that it's mentioned, it seems pretty irrelevant. It boils down to "there was a government in a cartoon around election time, but the cartoon stated nothing/insinuated nothing about the actual government" - I mean, I'm not sure if it's even intentional. Even so, it couldn't hurt to put a link in or at least acknowledge the fact. Anyway, I'm not from the US so maybe it just didn't jump out at me -- [[User:Michelle Mabelle|Michelle Mabelle]] 21:50, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
:Well, I think we should put it here. I ''am'' from the US, and I think they did it on purpose. Something like: This toon was released shortly after the mid-term elections in the United States, which might be why TBC chose to mention government. Mine sounded TTATOT, but I just did it off the top of my head. -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] 22:06, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
== Collecting the correct line ==

Yeah, uh oh, it's me questioning a line in the transcript. Again. Sorry. Okay, anyway, the word "collect"/"correct" may never be fully distinguishable thanks to it being Homestar, but I do not and cannot hear "calls". I hear a distinct M, especially with my good headphones. Sure, maybe "calls collect" makes the most sense, but... this is Homestar. Doing stupid things. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:30, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

I agree. I also clearly hear an "M". {{User:Exhibit A/sig}} 16:20, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

So what are you suggesting, then? "Comes Correct"? --[[User:Bobsmith84|Bobsmith84]] 18:14, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

:I hear "calls collect". {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 18:18, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
:Bobsmith: pretty much. As I said, I recognize that it's nonsense, but that's what I hear. And would Homestar saying nonsense really be that unexpected? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:33, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
::I hear "Comes correct". — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 15:34, 15 November 2006
:::For once, I agree with Jay against all reason. It sounds more like "comes correct", even though I want to hear "calls collect".--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 00:34, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
::I also hear "Comes correct". The phrase is not nonsense, (it sounds odd to me too, but I have heard it used before). A few google queries for reference: [http://www.google.com/search?q=comes+correct][http://www.google.com/search?q=come+correct][[User:Bryanc|Bryanc]] 00:45, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
:::I agree with Bryanc. I definitely hear "comes correct", and since it is [http://www.rapdict.org/Come_correct rap vocabulary], it also makes perfect sense in the sentence Homestar uses it in. He's also half-rapping, IMHO.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:55, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

== Communists..... ==

Is "War of the Worlds" really an example of aliens representing communists? It's about the right time period, but that's the only reason for this as far as I can see, and there's nothing about it on the Wikipedia article, or any of the references to that. If anything it seems to carry the same message as the original book (that however great man's power is we are still dependent on nature). Plus it was hardly likely that the communists were going to all die of a cold..... [[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 20:35, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

== Jolly Dumple = Cast? ==

Is the Jolly Dumple a cast member? Homestar is not actively portraying this mascot. The costume is being used as a kind of house. I simply don't see how this character is a real cast member. He appears, sure, but the appearance of a costume does not, in my mind, constitute an appearance by the character the costume represents. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:58, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
:[[mascot|Mascot]]'s cast list says "[[Homestar Runner]] as [[The Jolly Dumple]]", so since Homestar isn't playing ol' Jolly, it shouldn't be in the cast list. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 01:51, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

== "Correct" Spanish Form ==

I am under the impression there technically is no "'correct' Spanish form" for New York, as you are not supposed to translate proper nouns. Shouldn't this be noted in the remark in question, or am I just being an English major again?
:Proper nouns get translated all the time. It's true that some words are not translatable, but those that can be tranlated, are translated. Most of the words we use for foreign cities and countries differ (at least slightly) from the local spelling and pronunciation, and in some cases it differs drastically (what we call ''Germany'' the Germans call ''Deutschland''). Likewise, English proper nouns are translated into other languages. ''The United States of America'' is ''les États-Unis d'Amérique'' in French and ''los Estados Unidos de América'' in Spanish. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:27, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

== yes BABY, the whole password ==

frame 1376 or so, he says baby, im pretty sure. at any rate, it sound more like baby than lady to me, and it would fit the changing pronouns that he uses, ie, maam, sir, baby, etc.

also, could we note somehow in inside references that the work they do at the office consists of trying to get ppl's passwords? {{User:Csours/sig}} 04:35, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

I also think he says "baby" and I was just about to make a post on it here. It is rather difficult to tell for sure, but I've watched the toon several times (I just can't get enough of Homestar stuffed into a water cooler!) and each time I listen close to that part. I give it about 70 - 30 in favor of "baby".

Completely agree with "baby". I'm gonna go ahead and change that if it's not reverted immediately.--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 15:07, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

I'm a little surprised, but yes, I hear baby now too. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 21:44, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

:I definitely hear baby. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:57, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

== Super quick geddup noise ==

If you have a flash seek bar and 'fast forward' through the email you can hear the super quick geddup noise! Weird...
:Yeah, I hear seek bars do all kinds of wierdness... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::There's a record scratch in there too. Most toons have at least one sound effect that isn't embedded into the Flash, but is triggered by it. Take [[virus]]: Strong Bad crying as he runs back to his Compy. I dunno why they do that though. It must be easier in some way. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 21:59, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
:::theres another one too, around the mascot part of the email...
:::::The record scratch. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 00:52, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
::::I'm guessing that TBC add all the sounds as individual sound bites, and Flash mixes them all together when the .swf file is saved... and every now and again they forget to change one of the clips from "Event" to "Stream"... so it just plays when that frame is reached, rather than being tied directly to the video... something like that, anyways. It'd probably be easier to do this way... they could add or remove parts of the toon without having to remix all of the audio again... Flash would do it all for them. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 00:48, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::That's what I was thinking too, but I didn't know a whole lot about the technicalities to be confident. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 00:52, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

== Fro-tardent? ==

Am I the only one who hears "flame fro-tardent" even though pro-tardent makes more sense and is funnier? Yes? I am? Oh, okay then...--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 23:48, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
:Okay then. ^_^ —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 23:59, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
::yea i actually do hear fro-tardent but that may be the compression doing that. i think flame thro-tardent would be funnier. {{User:Csours/sig}} 00:29, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Thro-tardant? What does that even mean? Protardant is hilarious because it's meant to be the opposite retardant. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 00:37, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

== Communist ==
Took out remark about how "communist" would not be perceived as an insult before WWII, because that statement is simply untrue.
:Why is it untrue? Please give a more detailed reason than this. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:13, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
::I assume the line of thinking is about U.S. relations with the Soviet Union, which were pretty good until the Allies had to divide up the conquered Axis territory. That all fell apart and basically caused the Cold War. That, however, resulted in the ''second'' "Red Scare". The [[Wikipedia:First Red Scare|''first'' one]] began shortly after the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution in response to fears that a Communist revolution would destroy the American way of life. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 07:38, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
:::According to that 'Kipedia article, the "first red scare" ended 1920, about 15 years before the Old-Timey time.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 08:02, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
::::That does not suddenly make it not an insult. According to [[Wikipedia:Red Scare|Wikipedia]], "As a result of the fear and oppression around the First Red Scare, membership in the Communist Party of the United States and similar Marxist/Communist groups was reduced by some 80 percent." If there was not some negative stigma connected to being labeled a Communist, why would this have happened post-1920? It's a mistake to read the article and assume that everything was all nicey-nicey for 25 years. From [[Wikipedia:Anti-communism|Anti-communism]]:

<blockquote>The 1920s and 30s saw the fading of traditional conservatism. The mantle of conservative anti-communism was taken up by the rising fascist movements on the one hand, and by American-inspired liberal conservatives on the other. Communism remained largely a European phenomenon, so anti-communism was also concentrated in Europe. When communist groups and political parties began appearing elsewhere in the world, such as in China in the late 1920s, their opponents were usually colonial authorities and/or local nationalist movements.</blockquote>

::::While this paragraph is speaking specifically about European sentiment, note how the anti-communist attitude was inspired by American ideals, which at this point were partly instrumental in transforming the largely monarchial European governments into the democracies we see today. Later in this article, we read how public opposition, even fear, of communism started to occur in the 40's. What history teaches us is that these public hostilities are always preceded by more private beliefs. To state, as this fact does, that the 30's were a "golden window" when there was no negative attitudes toward Communists in the US is simply misguided. That's why I believe the fact should be removed. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 10:13, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::It's now [[STUFF:4_branches|STUFF'd]] {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 15:01, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

== Chair Throwing ==
Shouldn't there be an explanation for when Bad Boyfriend Homestar gets hit by a chair, because I believe it happened on the Jerry Springer Show, that The Show Am parodies. --[[User:71.70.221.221|71.70.221.221]] 03:54, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
:Oh, there was a whole debate about this somewheres... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

:: No, no, no. (Well, yes, that happens on ''Jerry Springer'', but...) I think that was actually a reference to (Thank you, Al!) the old ''Geraldo Rivera Show'', where Mr. Rivera was speaking perfectly normally when someone threw a chair at him and knocked him out. (Al told us that in his commentary for his movie ''UHF'', where a similar thing happened to his character. -{{User:WeirdAl/sig}} 19:09, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

== Nuevo??? ==

I heard it as "Nueva York" just like it's supposed to be. I keep listening and keep hearing it that way. Can I get a witness? [[User:Octan|Octan]] 07:17, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

:I listened to it several times, and I can't really tell one way or the other since Strong Bad's mumbling. Is it true that "Nueva" York is more correct from a Spanish point of view? {{User:Trey56/sig}} 07:20, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

::Yes, "Nueva York" would be more correct than "Nuevo York". {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 21:50, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

== Soapbox goof ==
[[Image:soapbox_goof.gif|thumb|Goof]]
If you view the .swf file either zoomed in or at a high resolution, you can see that the diagonal lines continue beyond the box, as shown in this picture. Can someone figure out how to incorporate this into the page? [[User:Uh...Cwapface|Uh...Cwapface]] 21:30, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
:Well spotted, but it's not visible at the intended resolution. So we wouldn't count it as an actual goof that wouldbe mentioned in the article.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:47, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

== Closed STUFF ==

{{stuffclosedaccept}}

=== Legalize STUFF ===
{{stufffact|The green handprint on Homestar's "deadbeat boyfriend" shirt bears a striking similarity to the leaf on "Legalize Marijuana" T-shirts.}}
{{stuffverdict|02:20, 19 June 2007 (UTC)|04:12, 27 June 2007 (UTC)|accepted|19|8|4 branches}}

{{stuffcloseddecline}}

=== Seeing red ===
{{stufffact|It is unlikely that The Homestar Runner would regard it as insulting to call the alien a Communist, as the perceived 1930's setting of the cartoon makes it incongruous with the general American resentment of Communism which began in the Cold War after World War II.}}
{{stuffverdict|14:56, 20 November 2006 (UTC)|06:39, 24 November 2006 (UTC)|unanimously declined|10|0|4 branches}}

== Cheese? ==

I think Larry says "polyhairspray''tease''alate". This would make sense, as styling hair is occasionally referred to as teasing it. Since not many are probably watching this discussion to give me the go-ahead, I'll be '''bold'''. -- [[User:4.244.36.106|4.244.36.106]] 00:17, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
:Yes. It should be tease. It keeps getting changed to cheese for some reason. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::I'm sorry, but no matter how many times I listen to it, I can't hear anything other than "cheese". ~ [[User:Bruce|Bruce]] 04:38, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
:::I also hear "cheese." It may make sense to be tease, but it also makes sense to be cheese because it's a made up substance and it is on a humorous website. I've been listening to it over and over again for over an hour, and I tried to hear tease then tried to hear cheese. I hear cheese. I heard cheese every time, and the only possible way I could hear tease is to blame the "ch" sound on bad quality sound. 68.183.16.68 12:00, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
::::I also hear "cheese". Even though "tease" makes more sense, try as I might, I can't make it sound like "tease", there's too much of a hard ''ch-'' sound there and not enough ''t-''. I think we might need to ask TBC on this one, uh-rumble? [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]] 11:09, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
:::::I very hear "tease"... Tease makes sense since [[Wikipedia:Backcombing|teasing]] is a method for hairstyling that Limozeen may well use (they are, after all, a [[Wikipedia:hair metal|hair metal]] band, the Wikipedia page for that genre mentions teased hair... it's hard to tell from the cartoons). "Cheese" makes no sense in context, other than the stock "it's a non sequitur, so it's funny" explanation, which doesn't really help for "which makes more sense". {{User:Phlip/sig}} 11:16, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
::::::Phlip, I agree with you that "tease" definately makes more sense, I just don't hear it. [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]] 11:18, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
:::::::The other "t" sounds said by Larry are very distinct. Also, teasing is used to create big hair styles. In the real appearance of Limozeen, they all have long fine hair, and none are very big. In the cartoon, it's half and half. I consistently hear cheese, and while tease may make sense, not everything has to make sense. The fact that is is a non sequitur may very well be the definition. I agree that we may have to ask TBC about it, and in the mean time, why don't we list both on the page as possible choices? 24.136.72.17 1:03, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
After the Drive-Thru video, it should be clear that just because it makes sense doesn't make it right. Somebody heard "Serve to your right" coming from the whale. It is "sever your leg," but serve to your right makes a million times more sense. The same thing here. It's definately cheese, I'd wager my life on that. 68.183.16.161 2:28, 13 March, 2007 (UTC)
:No, "sever your leg" makes more sense, as strong bad quotes it in the next line. You don't have anyone asking about cheesealate here, just a vague reference.

== Legalization? ==

[[Image:denied vs legalize.png|thumb|Panama City Beach]]
I {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=4_branches&diff=447774&oldid=447773 removed}} the following remark from the article:
<blockquote>The green handprint could also be a reference to "Legalize [[Wikipedia:Marijuana|Marijuana]]" t-shirts.</blockquote>
After removing it, I did some searching for the image, and I think I found the shirt the contributor was referring to (see right). There definitely ''is'' a resemblance, although I don't think it's obvious that it's intentional. Feel free to discuss, if anyone has any input. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:49, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
:I would be surprised if TBC weren't designing Homestar's shirt based on the Legalize T-shirt. Consider Homestar's deadbeat boyfriend character: he's a pot smoker type. I think this will make a good Fun Fact if worded properly. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 23:53, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
::I can see both ways. I mean, the green hand with the white text is very similar, but where does the "Panama City Beach" come from? Very possibly a reference, also possible it isn't. I will say this; if it is decided to be a reference, put that pic next to it. [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]] 23:56, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
:::Although they are pretty similar, I just can't see TBC putting in a random (even for TBC) reference to marijuana that no one else will get unless they have seen this particular T-shirt. If they wanted to reference marijauna, they probably would have made it more obvious. It just seems too weird to be intentional. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 00:13, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
::::I don't know why you think it's random. Homestar's character is the type that would wear a shirt like that. And I don't know why you think that any reference has to be obvious. It doesn't. TBC enjoy the subculture they have where not everybody is able to pick out the references they put in. Why make the hand green, then? Who would make a hand green unless they had something in mind? No, this just seems too weird to be ''un''intentional. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 00:45, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
:::::If I were TBC, I would want to make the reference somewhat obvious. You say that the Homestar "Bad Boyfriend" character is the kind of guy that would smoke pot. Let's say that TBC decided to make the character someone who actually ''does'' smoke pot. If I were TBC, I'd want to make this fact obvious to the viewer, simply because it's character development. If I want to develop a character, I'm not gonna do it with some obscure T-shirt that I saw one time; if I do that, not enough people will understand that Homestar is a pot smoker, and the whole point of character development is lost. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 01:02, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
::::::Well, I'd be very surprised if TBC would depict Homestar actually smoking pot or wearing a t-shirt explicitly advocating marijuana. On the other hand, it's reasonable that they would include a subtle joke that some adult viewers would catch but would fly over the head of most of the younger ones (they do this from time to time).
::::::I'm not sure it's intentional yet, but here are some things it has going in it's favor:
::::::*Homestar is playing a deadbeat boyfriend, the kind who could conceivably be a pot-smoker.
::::::*Panama City Beach is well-known for its partying atmosphere, especially during Spring Break.
::::::*This email contains a lot of legal imagery (e.g., the Capitol building, etc.), so there is a loose connection to "legalization".
::::::That said, I'm not convinced yet... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:09, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
:::::::As there's no clear consensus, I'll reopen by saying it's quite probable TBC designed the shirt for the visceral effect of the similarity to the well-known "legalize" shirt. I don't think they'd want to blatantly reference it, but this is subtle yet so clearly similar. I'm opting for it being a reference. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:09, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

=== Image ===
This fact has been [[HRWiki:STUFF/Archive/4 branches#Legalize STUFF|accepted in STUFF]] and added to the article. Optimally, we would include [[:Image:denied vs legalize.png|this image]] to supplement the article. However, I'm not sure that we can display that t-shirt in the mainspace without first obtaining permission. Does anyone know if this is correct? {{User:Trey56/sig}} 04:18, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

== Polymascotfoamalate = foam?? ==

Is it weird to anyone else that the polymascotFOAMalate, after it burns up, it *shatters*? Does foam usually do that? --[[User:Abelhawk|Abelhawk]] 20:07, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

:[[FAQ#Cartoons & SB Emails|Maybe it's just a cartoon and you shouldn't worry about it.]] ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 01:59, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

== Geraldo? ==

*Homestar having a chair thrown at his face on his talk show is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Geraldo Rivera|Geraldo Rivera]] on national TV in the 1980s.

I'm sorry, I guess I missed the STUFF on this one, but to me, this fun fact makes no sense. Can someone in the know, in the now, in the house or in the place to be please explainorate? [[User:VolatileChemical|VolatileChemical]] 19:13, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Quote of the Week

VolatileChemical — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 23:31:23 GMT

VolatileChemical: What? They can't keep switching around the capitalization, it's just confusing!

[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.]]

The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''

:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''

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== Quotes ==
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Aug 2007
| [[HR:weeklies/ss_philosophy.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Yeah, I don't think Sloshy could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it."
| [[concert]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-08-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Aug 2007
| [[HR:weeklies/sbcheat_par.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" ''{'''[[The Cheat]]:''' {The Cheat noises} '''Strong Bad:''' "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."}''
| [[mini-golf]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-08-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_nestles.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod_4_-_bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! N-E-S-T-L-E-S!"
| [[Ever and More!]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-06-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_garbagedis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]

|- id="QW-2007-06-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:uglycheer_longlat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|That Ugly One|qod_15_-_the_ugly_one.PNG}}
| '''[[The Ugly One]]''': "I love longitudes." '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] outtake (see also [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-06-14|Sketchbook]])

|- id="QW-2007-06-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_wanthisbod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"
| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 May 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_fieldday.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"
| [[Field Day Intro]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 May 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_worm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]]."
| extended clip from [[Homestarloween Party]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 May 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_parakeet.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say parakeet?"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 May 2007
| [[Mirror:stinko_break.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."
| [[Under Construction]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-26"
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech Talk]]

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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_drinko.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"
| [[rough copy]] (second phrase an outtake)

|- id="QW-2007-04-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:blc_qualifypants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "These hardly qualify as PANTS!"
| [[An Important Rap Song]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}05 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:drivethru_severleg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Drive-Thru Whale|Whalehead.PNG}}
| '''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]''': "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
| [[Drive-Thru]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:brotherinajar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Taranchula|Taranchulaqod.PNG}}
| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" ''{entire "Brother in a Jar" song}''
| [[your funeral]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! ''{pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"}'' If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:kot_reek.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."
| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:hstabasco.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"
| [[the movies]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:lifingforlove.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers''': You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!
| [[theme song]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:valentimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''': "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get?  Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:bubsgonzola.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|King Bubsgonzola Supreme|qod 39 - kingbubs.png}}
| '''Singers''': "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"
| [[unnatural]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_booty.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Word booty!"
| [[looking old]]

|- id="QW-2007-01-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:ss_caffeine.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." ''{quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"}''
| [[caffeine]], though under Strong Bad's voiceover

|- id="QW-2007-01-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_crabadonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"
| [[the chair]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''{entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}''
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon pheremones..?"
| [[what I want]] blooper

|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
| [[the chair]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Videlectrix Guys|Qow vidguys.png}}
| '''[[Videlectrix]] Guys''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''Singer:''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
| Lyrics to Marzipan's music from [[Happy Hallow-day]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"
| [[retirement]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''
| [[isp]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Melt Shake|Meltshake.png}}
| '''Singers:''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
| [[road trip]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[netscape]] hurricane"
| Extended version of the [[theme song]] email intro, with background music from the end of theme song.

|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Lazor Larry|qod 36 - lazorlarry.png}}
| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Science Fiction Greg|qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG}}
| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."
| Quote of the Week exclusive 

|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Jun 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
| [[portrait]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Small Mouth Strong Mad|qod 34 - small mouth.PNG}}
| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
| [[isp]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 May 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
| [[candy product]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
| [[local news]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
| [[lady fan]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]

|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Jolly Dumple|qod dumple.png}}
| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)

|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."
| [[technology]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
| [[flashback]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
| [[death metal]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Dec 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
| [[That A Ghost]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers:''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"
| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Horrible Painting|qod horriblepainting.PNG}}
| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Geddup Noise|qod 31 - geddup noise.png}}
| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
| [[geddup noise]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Reynold|qod 22 - reynold.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|1-Up|qod 17 - 1up.PNG}}
| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
| [[Happy Fireworks]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''
| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 May 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
| [[rampage]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}28 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"
| [[animal]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
| [[other days]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
| [[origins]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Crackotage|qod 21 - crackotage.PNG}}
| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
| [[kids' book]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
| [[Sample of Style]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
| [[radio]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"
| Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
| [[virus]]
|}
===Older Quotes===
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Date !! Download !! Quote !! Source

|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}11 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}18 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}07 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"
| [[the facts]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}30 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}23 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
| Outtake from [[haircut]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
| [[Labor Dabor]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}02 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
| [[dangeresque 3]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}26 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Sticklyman]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}12 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''
| [[theme park]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}05 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror)
| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
| [[Peasant's Quest]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."
| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Jun 2004
| [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 May 2004
| [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''The [[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 May 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
| [[lunch special]]

|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}22 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"
| [[flashback]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]

|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}09 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"
| [[monument]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}02 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}12 Jan 2004
| [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.
| [[video games]]

|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}10 Dec 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 Nov 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"
| [[2 years]]

|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"
| [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])

|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}01 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
| [[labor day]] blooper

|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]

|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}25 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."
| A play on Homestar's quote in [[impression]]

|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}?? Jun 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
| [[privileges]]

|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 Mar 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."
| [[monster truck]]

|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Jan 2002
| [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now."
| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]

|- id="QW-possums"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

|- id="QW-assaulted"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-coach_z"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
| Similar to [[First Time Here?]]

|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"
| [[vacation]]

|- id="QW-a_belle"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"
| [[halloweener]]

|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]

|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."
| [[vacation]] blooper

|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
| [[Homestar Quiz]]

|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
| Line from the [[original book]]

|- id="QW-matt"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_matt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "MATT!!"
| [[50 emails]]

|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| None
| The Wicked Guitar Solo
| [[personal favorites]]

|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| None
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl"
| [[Who Said What Now?]]
|}

==Fun Facts==
*If there is a problem finding the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies XML file]], the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:<blockquote>"Oh Haldo! This is my funniest word style ever times that I've said! Hope all is on to it even more lately! And I wish the chicken & msg place was open on Somedays"</blockquote>
**This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*Formerly, the text was:<blockquote>"Oh Hello! This is my funniest word style ever that I said! Hope you're into it!"</blockquote>
*Occasionally, some quotes will be used twice.
**Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases were slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs had a line as well, "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.", that is very similar to "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
*Homestar's October 27, 2004 quote, "That's bupkis!", contains a misspelling of the Yiddish word "bupkes" which literally means "beans" but in this sense means "nothing".
**The Homestar Runner's quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
*In Bubs' quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
*Strong Bad's quote from June 10th, 2005, was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in "[[Where the Crap Are We?]]", which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.
*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
*When using a [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|character head]] that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.
*Strong Sad's quote about tai chi may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "[http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF22 HOMЯ]", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag.
*The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] as "Delelilia". However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled "Delilelia".
*In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." [[Wikipedia:Shadoe Stevens|Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
*The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" in the [[Wikipedia:ID3|ID3]] tag. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
*The December 14, 2006 quote mentions "Montelbon", probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Ricardo Montalbán|Ricardo Montalbán]].
*On December 21, 2006, only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not.
*Until August 9, 2007, the Quote of the Week of June 21, 2007 had not been updated for seven weeks, the longest hiatus between pop-up updates on record.
**The word that Bubs spells in that quote is [[Wikipedia:Nestle|Nestles]], a brand of candy. It's a reference to a late '80s commercial for Alpine White, where "N-E-S-T-L-E-S" was spelt out in the jingle.

==See Also==
*[[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]

==External Links==
*Click on the Q on any [[HR:main{{#rand:1|23}}.html|main page]] to see the most recent quote.
*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]] ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1122.swf Newer Version]) ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1111.swf Older Version])
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]] – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.

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Quote of the Week

VolatileChemical — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 23:30:09 GMT

VolatileChemical: /* Quotes */

[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.]]

The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''

:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''

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== Quotes ==
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Date !!  Download  !! [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|Head]] !! Quote !! Source
|- id="QW-2007-08-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Aug 2007
| [[HR:weeklies/ss_philosophy.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Yeah, I don't think sloshy could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it."
| [[concert]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-08-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Aug 2007
| [[HR:weeklies/sbcheat_par.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" ''{'''[[The Cheat]]:''' {The Cheat noises} '''Strong Bad:''' "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."}''
| [[mini-golf]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-08-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_nestles.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod_4_-_bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! N-E-S-T-L-E-S!"
| [[Ever and More!]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-06-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_garbagedis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]

|- id="QW-2007-06-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:uglycheer_longlat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|That Ugly One|qod_15_-_the_ugly_one.PNG}}
| '''[[The Ugly One]]''': "I love longitudes." '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] outtake (see also [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-06-14|Sketchbook]])

|- id="QW-2007-06-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_wanthisbod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"
| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 May 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_fieldday.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"
| [[Field Day Intro]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 May 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_worm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]]."
| extended clip from [[Homestarloween Party]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 May 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_parakeet.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say parakeet?"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 May 2007
| [[Mirror:stinko_break.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."
| [[Under Construction]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_greatimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech Talk]]

|- id="QW-2007-04-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_drinko.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"
| [[rough copy]] (second phrase an outtake)

|- id="QW-2007-04-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:blc_qualifypants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "These hardly qualify as PANTS!"
| [[An Important Rap Song]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}05 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:drivethru_severleg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Drive-Thru Whale|Whalehead.PNG}}
| '''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]''': "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
| [[Drive-Thru]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:brotherinajar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Taranchula|Taranchulaqod.PNG}}
| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" ''{entire "Brother in a Jar" song}''
| [[your funeral]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! ''{pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"}'' If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:kot_reek.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."
| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:hstabasco.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"
| [[the movies]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:lifingforlove.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers''': You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!
| [[theme song]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:valentimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''': "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get?  Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:bubsgonzola.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|King Bubsgonzola Supreme|qod 39 - kingbubs.png}}
| '''Singers''': "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"
| [[unnatural]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_booty.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Word booty!"
| [[looking old]]

|- id="QW-2007-01-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:ss_caffeine.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." ''{quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"}''
| [[caffeine]], though under Strong Bad's voiceover

|- id="QW-2007-01-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_crabadonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"
| [[the chair]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''{entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}''
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon pheremones..?"
| [[what I want]] blooper

|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
| [[the chair]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Videlectrix Guys|Qow vidguys.png}}
| '''[[Videlectrix]] Guys''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''Singer:''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
| Lyrics to Marzipan's music from [[Happy Hallow-day]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"
| [[retirement]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''
| [[isp]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Melt Shake|Meltshake.png}}
| '''Singers:''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
| [[road trip]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[netscape]] hurricane"
| Extended version of the [[theme song]] email intro, with background music from the end of theme song.

|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Lazor Larry|qod 36 - lazorlarry.png}}
| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Science Fiction Greg|qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG}}
| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."
| Quote of the Week exclusive 

|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Jun 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
| [[portrait]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Small Mouth Strong Mad|qod 34 - small mouth.PNG}}
| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
| [[isp]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 May 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
| [[candy product]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
| [[local news]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
| [[lady fan]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]

|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Jolly Dumple|qod dumple.png}}
| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)

|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."
| [[technology]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
| [[flashback]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
| [[death metal]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Dec 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
| [[That A Ghost]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers:''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"
| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Horrible Painting|qod horriblepainting.PNG}}
| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Geddup Noise|qod 31 - geddup noise.png}}
| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
| [[geddup noise]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Reynold|qod 22 - reynold.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|1-Up|qod 17 - 1up.PNG}}
| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
| [[Happy Fireworks]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''
| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 May 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
| [[rampage]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}28 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"
| [[animal]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
| [[other days]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
| [[origins]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Crackotage|qod 21 - crackotage.PNG}}
| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
| [[kids' book]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
| [[Sample of Style]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
| [[radio]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"
| Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
| [[virus]]
|}
===Older Quotes===
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Date !! Download !! Quote !! Source

|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}11 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}18 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}07 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"
| [[the facts]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}30 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}23 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
| Outtake from [[haircut]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
| [[Labor Dabor]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}02 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
| [[dangeresque 3]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}26 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Sticklyman]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}12 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''
| [[theme park]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}05 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror)
| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
| [[Peasant's Quest]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."
| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Jun 2004
| [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 May 2004
| [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''The [[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 May 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
| [[lunch special]]

|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}22 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"
| [[flashback]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]

|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}09 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"
| [[monument]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}02 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}12 Jan 2004
| [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.
| [[video games]]

|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}10 Dec 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 Nov 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"
| [[2 years]]

|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"
| [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])

|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}01 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
| [[labor day]] blooper

|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]

|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}25 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."
| A play on Homestar's quote in [[impression]]

|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}?? Jun 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
| [[privileges]]

|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 Mar 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."
| [[monster truck]]

|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Jan 2002
| [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now."
| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]

|- id="QW-possums"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

|- id="QW-assaulted"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-coach_z"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
| Similar to [[First Time Here?]]

|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"
| [[vacation]]

|- id="QW-a_belle"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"
| [[halloweener]]

|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]

|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."
| [[vacation]] blooper

|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
| [[Homestar Quiz]]

|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
| Line from the [[original book]]

|- id="QW-matt"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_matt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "MATT!!"
| [[50 emails]]

|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| None
| The Wicked Guitar Solo
| [[personal favorites]]

|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| None
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl"
| [[Who Said What Now?]]
|}

==Fun Facts==
*If there is a problem finding the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies XML file]], the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:<blockquote>"Oh Haldo! This is my funniest word style ever times that I've said! Hope all is on to it even more lately! And I wish the chicken & msg place was open on Somedays"</blockquote>
**This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*Formerly, the text was:<blockquote>"Oh Hello! This is my funniest word style ever that I said! Hope you're into it!"</blockquote>
*Occasionally, some quotes will be used twice.
**Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases were slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs had a line as well, "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.", that is very similar to "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
*Homestar's October 27, 2004 quote, "That's bupkis!", contains a misspelling of the Yiddish word "bupkes" which literally means "beans" but in this sense means "nothing".
**The Homestar Runner's quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
*In Bubs' quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
*Strong Bad's quote from June 10th, 2005, was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in "[[Where the Crap Are We?]]", which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.
*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
*When using a [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|character head]] that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.
*Strong Sad's quote about tai chi may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "[http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF22 HOMЯ]", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag.
*The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] as "Delelilia". However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled "Delilelia".
*In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." [[Wikipedia:Shadoe Stevens|Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
*The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" in the [[Wikipedia:ID3|ID3]] tag. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
*The December 14, 2006 quote mentions "Montelbon", probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Ricardo Montalbán|Ricardo Montalbán]].
*On December 21, 2006, only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not.
*Until August 9, 2007, the Quote of the Week of June 21, 2007 had not been updated for seven weeks, the longest hiatus between pop-up updates on record.
**The word that Bubs spells in that quote is [[Wikipedia:Nestle|Nestles]], a brand of candy. It's a reference to a late '80s commercial for Alpine White, where "N-E-S-T-L-E-S" was spelt out in the jingle.

==See Also==
*[[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]

==External Links==
*Click on the Q on any [[HR:main{{#rand:1|23}}.html|main page]] to see the most recent quote.
*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]] ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1122.swf Newer Version]) ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1111.swf Older Version])
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]] – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.

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concert

VolatileChemical — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:02:25 GMT

VolatileChemical:

{{sbenav|175}}
[[Image:Sbemail175_screenshot.PNG|thumb|"And that one guy even had his back to us all night!"]]

Strong Bad talks about how [[sloshy]] became one of his favorite, and then least favourite band.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Trogdor}}, [[Larry Palaroncini]], {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Mary Palaroncini]], {{film|The Poopsmith}} (Easter Egg), {{film|Senor Cardgage}} (Easter Egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Laundry Room]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]], Mud Baths, [[The Space Machine]] (Easter Egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' August 20, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:26

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm running through a field of emails! Paranoia! Paranoia!

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>
subject: concert</div>
Hey Strong Bad, 
Have you ever been to a concert? If you have what type 
of concert was it? 
Your Dragon, 
Trogdor *smiley face*
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad's speech begins to stress as he reads the signature, becoming ovbiously distressed by something.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Wipe that smiley face off your the words 'smiley face.' You do ''not'' impersonate The Burninator, got it?

''{As Strong Bad says that, a Trogdor sprite walks on the Lappy screen and burns the email signature. The Trogdor Arcade Game theme music plays in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Yeah, I go to concerts. Why else would I own a pair of Hollywood Boulevards?

''{Scene cuts to the laundry room, showing a pan-out of Strong Bad wearing a pink leapord-pattern bandanna and unusual shoes than what he normally wears [if someone can ID the shoes, please edit this part of the transcript.]}'''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, hello, plea-ted boots. What are you all gusseyed up for?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, man! I always dress like this.

''{cuts to close-up of Strong Bad}'''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm going to see Limozeen tonight. But I never heard of the opening band, so I'm gonna show up fashionably late. What are you all gusseyed ''down'' for?

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm going to see a show tonight too. But I've never heard of the headliner, so I'm gonna leave fashionably early.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, those two things don't sound at all related. Bye loser!

''{Both Strong Bad and Strong Sad walk off-screen, cut back to Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Hey, guess what? They were related. Apparently, Limozeen was trying to expand their audience into people that ''{pauses awkwardly}'' went to college. So, they got this band sloshy to open up for them. But Limozeen ended up cancelling because...

''{a paper labelled 'LIMOZEEN Contract Rider' appears on-screen}''

'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{drums in background}'' Our audience must be 94% hot young females with bangs higher than or equal to our own. ''{Drums get more intense}'' And also a deviled egg tray! ''{The words "Deviled Egg Tray!" appear hand-written on the contract}''

''{Paper disappears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, Limozeen just hung out in their tour bus and watched ESPN Classic all night, while sloshy played both sets. Needless to say, I was perplexed, and intrigued.
''{Strong Bad types and pronounces "intrigued" as intriguéd}''

''{Cut to The Field, at night. Strong Bad and Strong Sad are walking back home.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, help me out here. Were they missing some members? Where was their lead guitarist?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, that was the ''whole band.''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! You're not allowed to have a band with only ''three people'' in it! And something epse suspicious. What happened to the bassist's sunglasses? Did the lenses fall out?

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, Strong Bad, those were just ''regular glasses.''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shock and horror!

''{Cut to The Basement. Strong Bad and Strong Sad are playing what looks like an Atari game}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But they must be like, a brand new band, right?

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, they've been around for five or six years now...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then why haven't they grown their hair long yet?

'''STRONG SAD:''' I think those are just their haircuts, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Really?''

''{Cut to the bathroom. Strong Sad is brushing his teeth, while Strong Bad is just standing there talking, holding his toothbrush.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So somebody must've stolen their costume trailer, huh? Man, that's rough. They couldn't wear any of their spandex, or latex, or... Tex-mex...

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{takes toothbrush out of mouth to speak}'' They don't wear costumes. They were probably just wearing what they've been wearing all day.

'''STRONG BAD:''' But... The music rocked.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{takes toothbrush out of mouth again to speak}'' Yes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' And they weren't wearing costumes.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{takes toothbrush out of mouth again to speak, and shakes his head}'' ''No.''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Huh... Interesting.

''{cut to a mud-bath area in the field. Strong Bad and Strong Sad both have towels on their heads and cucumber slices on their eyes. Strong Sad's stomach is sticking out of the top of the mud bath}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There were no high leg kicks, no choreographed spin moves... And that one guy even had his back to us all night.

''{zoom-in to Strong Bad and Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's like they don't even really care about me. Like when they played that song called 'We don't even really care about you'?

''{Cut to The Basement. A sloshy CD in [[SeeDees]] is playing the just-mentioned song. Zoom out to Homestar and Strong Bad playing with Cheat Commandoes toys.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And ''no'' pyrotechnics?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope. They just strung a bunch of Christmas lights over their bass drum.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{somewhat perturbed}'' And they still rocked?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, totally! And they can't be bothered to play solos, so they always leave a space to sing your own! Check out these ''mow da mows.''

''{Strong bad imitates an electric guitar solo. Homestar is unsurprisingly, amazed at this feat.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{walking up}'' Hey, hey! ''slosh-ay!''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''slosh-ay!''

'''HOMESTAR:''' You guys are ''so lame.''

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And that's how sloshy became one of my favorite metal bands.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, Strong Bad, I wouldn't exactly call sloshy ''metal.''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What're you talkin' about? Of course they're metal. Look at the facts.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No costume.

''{a costume appears on the screen, which is promptly X-ed out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Short hair.

''{long yellow hair appears, which promptly morphs into short hair}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...A logo that's not jaggedy or drippety at all...

''{a 'jaggedy,' non upside-down rendition of the sloshy logo appears, which then turns upside-down and becomes the normal sloshy logo}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And songs that aren't about girls... Los Angeles... or good... times...

''{a CD appears with a track listing reading '1. Smokin' fine honey-child; 2. Sunset Strip(pers); 3. Party Patrol' appears, and then changes to read '1. ok fine; 2. unripe; 3. art troll'}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{record scratch}'' Hey, wait a minute! You tricked me! Sloshy's not metal!

'''STRONG SAD:''' I didn't ''trick'' you, I was just helping you broaden your horizons...

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll broaden ''your'' horizons!

''{Strong Bad grabs a sloshy record and slams it over Strong Sad's head, shattering it and leaving a piece embedded in the top of Strong Sad's head}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And that's how sloshy became one of my least favorite bands.

''{[[New Paper]] slides down}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh... That sound... It's got no punch. You just kinda slither out, like a boring lizard's tongue. Let's try this.

''{Strong Bad pulls out a floppy disk and chucks it into the paper. It sticks at the top of the screen.}''

''{New Paper prints some more, now saying 'How ya like me now?' A grinding sound can be heard instead of the normal paper sound, and plastic chunks fall from where the floppy disk is}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There we go... We're good at least until you've completely shred that disk.

''{New Paper retracts slightly. The grinding sound can be heard, and more plastic chunks fall.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the word "favorite" to see a short scene with Senor Cardgage.
:''{Cut to the Field. Senor Cardgage is standing on a lawn mower. A bush is nearby.)''
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Why, hello, Miss Treta. Check out Senor Cardgage's Intregway.
:''{The Intregway logo appears beside him, then disappears}''
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Don't tell no mandy, ''{the words "Dump Tell No Mandy!" flash at bottom of screen}'' it's just a land mower turned bankways! If you help me buy it, I'll cut you in!
:''{Strong Bad eagerly runs over.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll help you buy it! I'll help you buy it!
:''{Senor silently drives the Intregway offscreen.}''
*Click on the word "bands" at the end to see a clip of Limozeen: "but they're in space!".
:''{Mary sits in the Space Machine watching what sounds like basketball on ESPN Classic. Larry stands, watching as well with a displeased look. A whistle blow is heard.}''
:'''MARY:''' Wow! That Danny Ainge complains about every call! ''{begins eating what appears to be a basketball}''
:'''LARRY:''' I'm totally mesmerized by Kevin McHale's armpit haaair! ''{gestures wildly with his hands}'' Oooeeuuh! ''{punches the air with one hand}''
*Click on the reflection of Strong Bad's diamond at the end to see where the mud baths came from.
:''{Strong Bad and Strong Sad are in their mud baths.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Where did these mud baths come from? These things are awesome!
:''{The Poopsmith rises out of Strong Sad's bath, wearing a snorkel and goggles. Strong Bad and Strong Sad scream.}''

== Fun Facts ==
=== Trivia ===
*Limozeen's contract rider reads:
<blockquote>LIMOZEEN 
Contract Rider 
 
*114 cans of hairspray 
*4 tubes of Leather Pants Remover 
*Audience must be 94% hot young 
     females with bangs higher than or 
     equal to our own 
*Jenga or Pictionary</blockquote>

=== Remarks ===
*Strong Sad claims to have never heard of Limozeen, despite the fact that he watched a cartoon starring them in [[best thing]].
*This is one of the few times Christmas has been directly mentioned in the Homestar Runner universe instead of [[Decemberween]].
*This is a rare occasion of [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Bad and Strong Sad Getting Along|Strong Bad being nice to Strong Sad]].

=== Inside References ===
*The Trogdor sprite and its burninating animation are from a [[myths and legends]] Easter egg, where it was used for a Walking with Trogdor advertisement.

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:ESPN Classic|ESPN Classic]] is an [[Wikipedia:ESPN|ESPN]]-run TV network showing reruns of sports events and other sports-related programming.
*[[Wikipedia:Danny Ainge|Danny Ainge]] and [[Wikipedia:Kevin McHale|Kevin McHale]] are two former players of the [[Wikipedia:Boston Celtics|Boston Celtics]].
*"Intregway" is a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Segway PT|Segway PT]], a personal transportation device.
*[[Wikipedia:Jenga|Jenga]] and [[Wikipedia:Pictionary|Pictionary]] are games.

== External Links ==
{{sbemailextlinks|175|12251}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}

concert

VolatileChemical — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:00:43 GMT

VolatileChemical: /* Easter Eggs */

{{sbenav|175}}
[[Image:Sbemail175_screenshot.PNG|thumb|"And that one guy even had his back to us all night!"]]

Strong Bad talks about how [[sloshy]] became one of his favorite, and then least favourite band.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Trogdor}}, [[Larry Palaroncini]], {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Mary Palaroncini]], {{film|The Poopsmith}} (Easter Egg), {{film|Senor Cardgage}} (Easter Egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Laundry Room]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]], Mud Baths, [[The Space Machine]] (Easter Egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' August 20, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:26

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm running through a field of emails! Paranoia! Paranoia!

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>
subject: concert</div>
Hey Strong Bad, 
Have you ever been to a concert? If you have what type 
of concert was it? 
Your Dragon, 
Trogdor *smiley face*
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad's speech begins to stress as he reads the signature, becoming ovbiously distressed by something.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Wipe that smiley face off your the words 'smiley face.' You do ''not'' impersonate The Burninator, got it?

''{As Strong Bad says that, a Trogdor sprite walks on the Lappy screen and burns the email signature. The Trogdor Arcade Game theme music plays in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Yeah, I go to concerts. Why else would I own a pair of Hollywood Boulevards?

''{Scene cuts to the laundry room, showing a pan-out of Strong Bad wearing a pink leapord-pattern bandanna and unusual shoes than what he normally wears [if someone can ID the shoes, please edit this part of the transcript.]}'''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, hello, plea-ted boots. What are you all gusseyed up for?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, man! I always dress like this.

''{cuts to close-up of Strong Bad}'''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm going to see Limozeen tonight. But I never heard of the opening band, so I'm gonna show up fashionably late. What are you all gusseyed ''down'' for?

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm going to see a show tonight too. But I've never heard of the headliner, so I'm gonna leave fashionably early.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, those two things don't sound at all related. Bye loser!

''{Both Strong Bad and Strong Sad walk off-screen, cut back to Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Hey, guess what? They were related. Apparently, Limozeen was trying to expand their audience into people that ''{pauses awkwardly}'' went to college. So, they got this band sloshy to open up for them. But Limozeen ended up cancelling because...

''{a paper labelled 'LIMOZEEN Contract Rider' appears on-screen}''

'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{drums in background}'' Our audience must be 94% hot young females with bangs higher than or equal to our own. ''{Drums get more intense}'' And also a deviled egg tray! ''{The words "Deviled Egg Tray!" appear hand-written on the contract}''

''{Paper disappears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, Limozeen just hung out in their tour bus and watched ESPN Classic all night, while sloshy played both sets. Needless to say, I was perplexed, and intrigued.
''{Strong Bad types and pronounces "intrigued" as intriguéd}''

''{Cut to The Field, at night. Strong Bad and Strong Sad are walking back home.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, help me out here. Were they missing some members? Where was their lead guitarist?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, that was the ''whole band.''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! You're not allowed to have a band with only ''three people'' in it! And something epse suspicious. What happened to the bassist's sunglasses? Did the lenses fall out?

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, Strong Bad, those were just ''regular glasses.''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shock and horror!

''{Cut to The Basement. Strong Bad and Strong Sad are playing what looks like an Atari game}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But they must be like, a brand new band, right?

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, they've been around for five or six years now...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then why haven't they grown their hair long yet?

'''STRONG SAD:''' I think those are just their haircuts, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Really?''

''{Cut to the bathroom. Strong Sad is brushing his teeth, while Strong Bad is just standing there talking, holding his toothbrush.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So somebody must've stolen their costume trailer, huh? Man, that's rough. They couldn't wear any of their spandex, or latex, or... Tex-mex...

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{takes toothbrush out of mouth to speak}'' They don't wear costumes. They were probably just wearing what they've been wearing all day.

'''STRONG BAD:''' But... The music rocked.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{takes toothbrush out of mouth again to speak}'' Yes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' And they weren't wearing costumes.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{takes toothbrush out of mouth again to speak, and shakes his head}'' ''No.''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Huh... Interesting.

''{cut to a mud-bath area in the field. Strong Bad and Strong Sad both have towels on their heads and cucumber slices on their eyes. Strong Sad's stomach is sticking out of the top of the mud bath}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There were no high leg kicks, no choreographed spin moves... And that one guy even had his back to us all night.

''{zoom-in to Strong Bad and Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's like they don't even really care about me. Like when they played that song called 'We don't even really care about you'?

''{Cut to The Basement. A sloshy CD in [[SeeDees]] is playing the just-mentioned song. Zoom out to Homestar and Strong Bad playing with Cheat Commandoes toys.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And ''no'' pyrotechnics?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope. They just strung a bunch of Christmas lights over their bass drum.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{somewhat perturbed}'' And they still rocked?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, totally! And they can't be bothered to play solos, so they always leave a space to sing your own! Check out these ''mow da mows.''

''{Strong bad imitates an electric guitar solo. Homestar is unsurprisingly, amazed at this feat.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{walking up}'' Hey, hey! ''slosh-ay!''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''slosh-ay!''

'''HOMESTAR:''' You guys are ''so lame.''

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And that's how sloshy became one of my favorite metal bands.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, Strong Bad, I wouldn't exactly call sloshy ''metal.''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What're you talkin' about? Of course they're metal. Look at the facts.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No costume.

''{a costume appears on the screen, which is promptly X-ed out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Short hair.

''{long yellow hair appears, which promptly morphs into short hair}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...A logo that's not jaggedy or drippety at all...

''{a 'jaggedy,' non upside-down rendition of the sloshy logo appears, which then turns upside-down and becomes the normal sloshy logo}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And songs that aren't about girls... Los Angeles... or good... times...

''{a CD appears with a track listing reading '1. Smokin' fine honey-child; 2. Sunset Strip(pers); 3. Party Patrol' appears, and then changes to read '1. ok fine; 2. unripe; 3. art troll'}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{record scratch}'' Hey, wait a minute! You tricked me! Sloshy's not metal!

'''STRONG SAD:''' I didn't ''trick'' you, I was just helping you broaden your horizons...

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll broaden ''your'' horizons!

''{Strong Bad grabs a sloshy record and slams it over Strong Sad's head, shattering it and leaving a piece embedded in the top of Strong Sad's head}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And that's how sloshy became one of my least favorite bands.

''{New Paper slides down}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh... That sound... It's got no punch. You just kinda slither out, like a boring lizard's tongue. Let's try this.

''{Strong Bad pulls out a floppy disk and chucks it into the paper. It sticks at the top of the screen.}''

''{New Paper prints some more, now saying 'How ya like me now?' A grinding sound can be heard instead of the normal paper sound, and plastic chunks fall from where the floppy disk is}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There we go... We're good at least until you've completely shred that disk.

''{New Paper retracts slightly. The grinding sound can be heard, and more plastic chunks fall.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the word "favorite" to see a short scene with Senor Cardgage.
:''{Cut to the Field. Senor Cardgage is standing on a lawn mower. A bush is nearby.)''
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Why, hello, Miss Treta. Check out Senor Cardgage's Intregway.
:''{The Intregway logo appears beside him, then disappears}''
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Don't tell no mandy, ''{the words "Dump Tell No Mandy!" flash at bottom of screen}'' it's just a land mower turned bankways! If you help me buy it, I'll cut you in!
:''{Strong Bad eagerly runs over.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll help you buy it! I'll help you buy it!
:''{Senor silently drives the Intregway offscreen.}''
*Click on the word "bands" at the end to see a clip of Limozeen: "but they're in space!".
:''{Mary sits in the Space Machine watching what sounds like basketball on ESPN Classic. Larry stands, watching as well with a displeased look. A whistle blow is heard.}''
:'''MARY:''' Wow! That Danny Ainge complains about every call! ''{begins eating what appears to be a basketball}''
:'''LARRY:''' I'm totally mesmerized by Kevin McHale's armpit haaair! ''{gestures wildly with his hands}'' Oooeeuuh! ''{punches the air with one hand}''
*Click on the reflection of Strong Bad's diamond at the end to see where the mud baths came from.
:''{Strong Bad and Strong Sad are in their mud baths.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Where did these mud baths come from? These things are awesome!
:''{The Poopsmith rises out of Strong Sad's bath, wearing a snorkel and goggles. Strong Bad and Strong Sad scream.}''

== Fun Facts ==
=== Trivia ===
*Limozeen's contract rider reads:
<blockquote>LIMOZEEN 
Contract Rider 
 
*114 cans of hairspray 
*4 tubes of Leather Pants Remover 
*Audience must be 94% hot young 
     females with bangs higher than or 
     equal to our own 
*Jenga or Pictionary</blockquote>

=== Remarks ===
*Strong Sad claims to have never heard of Limozeen, despite the fact that he watched a cartoon starring them in [[best thing]].
*This is one of the few times Christmas has been directly mentioned in the Homestar Runner universe instead of [[Decemberween]].
*This is a rare occasion of [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Bad and Strong Sad Getting Along|Strong Bad being nice to Strong Sad]].

=== Inside References ===
*The Trogdor sprite and its burninating animation are from a [[myths and legends]] Easter egg, where it was used for a Walking with Trogdor advertisement.

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:ESPN Classic|ESPN Classic]] is an [[Wikipedia:ESPN|ESPN]]-run TV network showing reruns of sports events and other sports-related programming.
*[[Wikipedia:Danny Ainge|Danny Ainge]] and [[Wikipedia:Kevin McHale|Kevin McHale]] are two former players of the [[Wikipedia:Boston Celtics|Boston Celtics]].
*"Intregway" is a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Segway PT|Segway PT]], a personal transportation device.
*[[Wikipedia:Jenga|Jenga]] and [[Wikipedia:Pictionary|Pictionary]] are games.

== External Links ==
{{sbemailextlinks|175|12251}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}

Birds

VolatileChemical — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:58:22 GMT

VolatileChemical:

[[Image:Annoying_whiner_bird.PNG|thumb|An annoying whiner bird.]]
{{about|[[:Category:Animals|animal]]}} {{for|other uses|Birds (Disambiguation)}}
'''Birds''' are one of the few real animals to have appeared or have been mentioned in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

==Appearances==
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — [[Homestar Runner]] searches for a rare and beautiful bird, [[The Yello Dello]].
*[[Strong Bad Sings]] — A [[fat bluebird]] flies and lands on [[Strong Bad]]'s boxing glove at the beginning of the cartoon.
*[[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] — A bird flies by and poops on Homestar's head.
*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] — Strong Bad dresses up as a turkey.
*[[Main Page 2]] — An eagle appears if you roll over the "[[Toons]]" or "[[Downloads]]" buttons.
*[[Main Page 8]] — On the "[[Email]]" button, the Yello Dello returns.
*Email [[helium]] — Homestar mistakes The Cheat for an ugly bird.
*Email [[marzipan]] — Marzipan is standing next to a sign reading "Free Concert For Birds". During the Easter egg, after her song, birds are heard twittering and Marzipan says, "Those are the birds."
*Email [[huttah!]] — A gull flies by during the "[[take-a-break.exe]]" simulation.
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] — In several episodes, a [[The Birds|flock of birds]] meet a violent end.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]] — During this toon, [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#The_Vulture_and_the_Bat|a vulture, along with a bat]], kidnap [[Cheerleader]] and [[The Ugly One]].
*[[Population: Tire]] — A small bird flies by during the game.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] — A fat bird perches on The Ugly One when she sticks her head in the sand.
*[[New Boots]] — A small gull flies by during the Hip Hop Dance music video.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]] — [[Mrs. Commanderson]] is described as "some type of bird/reptile" in an Easter egg.
*[[That A Ghost]] — In trying to find the ghost, [[The Homestar Runner]] discovers "[[The Guys|two weird one-eyed crows]]" behind the picturemadrawin of [[Eustice Pietimer]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] — Two [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Vultures|vultures]] discover that [[Mr. Pitters]] "ain't no Teen Girl" before they kill him and eat him as a fancy dinner, commenting that he's "quite good, quite good."
*Email [[bottom 10]] — Strong Bad mentions pigeons in his "Bottom 10" list.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — The two vultures from Issue 9 reappear as guests at The Ugly One's Sweet Someteenth Birthday Party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
*[[A Folky Tale]] — [[Saddy Dumpington]] tells a little girl that he saw a baby chick choke on a worm, and they both died.
*Email [[space program]] — One of the sound effects on the CD is a "single bird tweet".
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Bubs's float has a turkey on it. Also, the "Technical Difficulties" screen has a turkey pulling out a plug.
*[[E-mail Birds]] — Strong Bad says "kill a few email birds here with one big email bird killing stone", which is a take on an old idiom.
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — One of the [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters|characters]] [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]] meets in the game is a whiner bird.
*[[Weclome Back]] — While Bubs's truck is at the island, an Atari gull comes by and squawks. Bubs yells, "You shut your face!"
*Email [[concert]] — Birds can be heard twittering in the background when Strong Bad and Stronhg Sad are in their mud baths.

==Screenshots of Birds==
<gallery>
Image:yellodello.png|"The Yello Dello is the most rare and beautiful bird in this entire cartoon."
Image:Fat_Bluebird.PNG|A fat bluebird.
Image:turkeystrongbad.PNG|"I'm some stupid turkey. As stupid as they come."
Image:sbemail38.PNG|"Check out that ugly bird."
Image:perchingbird.png|PERCH'D!
Image:Mrs_Commanderson_with_Cheat_Commandos.png|"Mrs. Commanderson! She's some type of bird/reptile. And she teaches Pre-K!"
Image:the guys.PNG|"It's just two weird one-eyed crows."
Image:Vultures.PNG|VULTURE'D!
Image:Fall Float Parade.PNG|"Coach Z, you jerk!"
Image:Annoying_whiner_bird.PNG|An annoying whiner bird.
Image:Atariseagull.PNG|"You shut your face!"
</gallery>

==See also==
*[[Ducks]]

[[Category:Animals]]

Sweet Puttin' Cakes

VolatileChemical — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:54:35 GMT

VolatileChemical:

[[Image:Mini-golf.png|thumb|200px|A descent into madness]]
'''Sweet Puttin' Cakes Puttiature Golf-Golf''' is a mini-golf course based on the characters of [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]. It is a place where physics and logic are not applicable like, as [[Strong Bad]] describes, the show itself. It can only be reached by thinking about miniature golf and being fortunate (or unfortunate) enough to simply appear there without explanation. The only way out is to will yourself back to your own reality.
It features a variety of holes and a water feature in which [[Homestar Runner]] finds a bra.

== Holes and Features ==
*'''Wormhole''' — This first hole features [[The Worm]], who moves the hole saying "Get your own." It then takes a bite out of the ball, out of which comes many worms biting each other. This hole also features a metal [[Sherlock]]-shaped tunnel. Par 1010.
*'''Eh!th, Steve! hole''' — This hole features [[Eh! Steve!]], who shouts his name if you sink the putt. [[The Wheelchair]] is also hidden beneath a tile.
*'''Statch!''' — This "statue hole" features a simple statue of The Wheelchair outside the field of play. The hole is only one foot from the tee.
*'''Blue Family Recreation Water''' — This is a water feature coming out of [[Ready for Primetime]]'s mouth. According to Strong Bad, it is "just begging for kids to either drink it or pee in it, or worse, BOTH!". Homestar goes snorkeling in the water, claiming to find some "exotic marine life", but all he really finds are [[Smoking|cigarette butts]] and a [[underwear|bra]]. This water feature acts as a water hazard for a hole which features a bridge that goes over it. Rising and receding bumps on this hole are capable of popping balls up and into the water. Par 2 O.
*'''Drive-Thru Whale hole''' — This hole, featuring the [[Drive-Thru Whale]], doesn't actually have any hole. Par, please. There appears to be another hole featuring the Drive-Thru Whale, which has multiple holes.
*'''Eighteenth hole''' — This last hole, which is par [[Wikipedia:Infinity|∞]], is on a small piece of land floating in space. It appears to be neverending; when the ball goes down the hole, it falls down, only to reappear above the golfer and fall back where it started. According to Strong Bad, it will "go on forever if you let it".

== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[mini-golf]]

[[Category:Sporting venues]]
[[Category:Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

mini-golf

VolatileChemical — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:54:01 GMT

VolatileChemical:

{{sbenav|174|the paper|concert}}
[[Image:Mini-golf.png|thumb|200px|"And yes, it's every bit as messed up as the cartoon on which it's based."]]

A trip to the Sweet Puttin' Cakes mini-golf course is followed by insanity.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Eh! Steve!}}, {{film|Drive-Thru Whale}}, {{film|Sherlock}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Worm}}, {{film|Keyboard Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Wheelchair}}, {{film|Ready For Primetime}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Homsar}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Sweet Puttin' Cakes]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, August 13, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:27

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' E-mail! I'm so in love with you! It's kind of inappropriate!

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>
subject: miniature golf course</div>
Helllooooooo Strongbad, 
I was wondering if Strongbadia had a miniature golf 
course because I think it would be cool if Strongbadia 
had a miniature golf course. 
Hoping to play the Strongbadia miniature golf course soon, 
Somebody noone cares about in IA
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "Helllooooooo" as "Hell-la-la-la-la-looooo" and adds "Also known as, Everyone in Iowa" at the end of the e-mail. Also, he says "Strongbadia miniature golf course" the exact same way every time}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' What, are you getting paid everytime you say the words 'miniature golf course?' Because I'd, miniature golf course, like to get in on that ac-miniature golf course-tion.

''{clears screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Of, miniature golf course, course, I don't sell out for cheap. I usually get ''{typing in orange}'' Kozmik Bowling ''{cha-ching sound from a cash register; continues typing normally}'' 50 bucks everytime I ''{typing in red}'' That Paintball Place Down the Street ''{cha-ching sound; typing normally}'' mention some kind of ''{typing in blue}'' Waterslide Dan's MoistWorld ''{cha-ching sound; typing normally}'' fun-time emporium.

''{[[New Paper]] comes down}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, no! Not now! Did that sound like I was done? Get back up there!

''{New Paper goes back up, making a "eang clonk vvvvvt" sound. Strong Bad clears the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Anyways, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, mini-golf. Strong Badia doesn't have a place of its own, so when we need to get our tiny golf on, we usually head over to...

''{Cut to a sign that reads "Sweet Puttin' Cakes, Puttiature Golf-Golf".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Sweet Puttin' Cakes.

''{Zoom out to reveal a Sweet Cuppin' Cakes based area. Multiple miniature golf holes are scattered around the sign. Eh! Steve! stands on top of a large golf ball holding a putter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And yes, it's every bit as messed up as the cartoon on which it's based. In fact, we don't even know how to get there.

''{Zoom in to three golf balls bouncing on a piece of turf. Slow pan across the hole to a metal version of Sherlock lying on the hole with his mouth open.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' It's just like, one minute you're thinking about miniature golf...

''{Cut to Strong Bad's basement. The Cheat and Strong Bad are lying on the couch. The remote lies near The Cheat's feet.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what I love? The smell of that rubber handle on the putters, that you know like a thousand other...

''{The audio track slows ''way'' down. Zoom in to Strong Bad's Mouth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...people have touched.

''{The screen fades to black.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...and the next minute, you're there.

''{Cut back to Sweet Puttin' Cakes. The Cheat and Strong Bad appear in the middle of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{simultaneously} {impressed The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Your descent into madness begins on the first hole. The Wormhole.

''{Cut to Homestar standing in a circular piece of turf holding a putter. A ball is at his feet. Off to the right is the metal version of Sherlock. Homestar putts the ball. The ball rolls towards the hole when suddenly the hole moves to the right. Zoom in on the hole. The Worm pops up.}''

'''THE WORM:''' Get your own.

''{The Worm bites into the golf ball. Another Worm comes out of the ball and eats the first. They then travel in a circle down the hole and back up out of the ball. Zoom out to Homestar contemplating what's happening.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Umm, I'm gonna say that's a birdie. ''{Homestar bends over and squints at the worms}'' Yep. Definitely a birdie. ''{Homestar bends over and squints again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Things calm down a little bit for the Eh!th, Steve! hole.

''{Cut to a hole where Eh! Steve! is seen moving his mouth up and down, revealing a hole every time it opens, and making a quiet "ahh" sound every time it opens or closes. Strong Bad walks in from the bottom of the screen. Cut to view of Strong Bad and The Cheat at the beginning of the hole. Strong Bad is on the starting mat. Homestar is still visible in the background, examining the loop of worms. Zoom in on Strong Bad. An arm similar to Strong Bad's reaches in from the right side of the screen and taps Strong Bad on the shoulder.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

''{Cut to view of Keyboard Strong Bad. Keyboard Strong Bad starts playing demo music and jumping up and down. Cut back to view of the beginning of the hole with The Cheat, Strong Bad, and Keyboard Strong Bad in view.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, geez! I didn't know you were ahead of us! No need to play the whole demo, man!

''{Cut to view of the Eh! Steve! hole. Strong Bad exits the bottom and Keyboard Strong Bad enters. Keyboard Strong Bad putts a hole in one.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And of course, if you sink the putt, you get rewarded with that heavenly sound!

'''EH! STEVE!:''' EH! STEVE!

''{A tile opens up, revealing The Wheelchair.}''

'''THE WHEELCHAIR:''' ROOTY ROO ROO AND A FROOTY FROOO!

''{The screen dims slightly.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The place isn't above some of the usual mini-golf transgressions though.

''{Cut to a white statue of The Wheelchair with a sign reading "Statch!" next to it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Like the infamous "statue hole".

''{Zoom out to reveal The Cheat and Strong Bad at the beginning of a hole.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flatly}'' Oh. Watch out, The Cheat. There is a statue of a wheelchair outside the field of play, several feet away.

''{Zoom back in to the statue.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Not moving at all. Just, statuing. On top of that, the hole is about one foot from the tee. ''{tilt down to reveal so}'' Isn't the fun, almost, too much, to take?

''{The screen dims slightly as The Cheat putts and misses.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And yes, even in this infernal place, you can't escape the blue family recreation water!

''{Cut to a shot of Ready for Primetime with water flowing from its mouth into a lake. Slowly zoom out to reveal a hole with a bridge over the lake. Bumps in the course keep appearing and disappearing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That stuff's just begging for kids to either drink it, or pee in it.

''{A ball is putted across the course and stops near the bumps. A bump appears under it, knocking it into the water.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or worse, ''{queasy}'' booooooooooooth.

''{Zoom back in to Ready for Primetime. On its right side black letters reading "BOTH" slowly crawl down the screen into the lake, creating a cloud of blackness in the water. Homestar pops up from underwater, slightly tinged blue}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoo! I didn't find my ball, but I did see some exotic marine life!

''{Strong Bad walks in from the top right part of the screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, all that's down there is cigarette butts.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And... a bra. ''{holds up a brassiere}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sweet! ''{gives the thumbs up sign}''

''{Cut to Coach Z, on a circular hole with a rocky wall, holding a putter with a red golf ball at his feet. Zoom out to reveal it's in the middle of space.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The 18th hole puts a unique twist on the standard bottomless-hole-that-sucks-your-golf-ball-away-forever, hole.

''{Coach Z putts. The ball falls into the hole and drops down offscreen then falls from the top of the screen onto Coach Z's head. The ball bounces off his head and lands at his feet. Zoom in on Coach Z's head.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, I guess I forgort to port!

''{Coach Z putts again. The ball again falls into the hole and down onto Coach Z's head. The ball bounces off his head and lands at his feet}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, I guess I forgat to prat!

''{Once again, Coach Z putts, and the cycle repeats}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh! Fork of a pork!

''{Coach Z putts once again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This will go on forever if you let it. In fact, ''{cut back to Sweet Puttin' Cakes}'' the only way we've found to ''leave'' Sweet Puttin' Cakes, ''{Strong Bad and The Cheat enter from opposite sides of the screen}'' is to simply will yourself back into reality.

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat both scrunch their faces and grunt. Cut back to the couch. Both The Cheat and Strong Bad appear on the couch exactly how they were before}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaking backwards}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{surprised The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shakes head}'' Whoa, that was weird. ''{zoom in on Strong Bad, smacking his lips}'' My mouth tastes like backwards.

''{Cut to The Cheat.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Your mouth tastes like what?

''{The Cheat open his mouth, showing his teeth dyed with the blue water from Sweet Puttin' Cakes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat! ''{Zoom out to show the full couch}'' You didn't!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugs} {apologetic The Cheat noises}''

''{New Paper comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There you go! See? ''That'' was a punchline! And, another thing. Are you ever ''not'' running out of ink?

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "Kozmik Bowling", "That Paintball Place Down the Street", and "Waterslide Dan's Moistworld" to see scorecards from each of these establishments.
*At the end, click the remote to see a scene at the Drive-Thru Whale hole.
:''{Strong Bad is arguing with the Drive-Thru Whale on a green with no apparent hole}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{irritated}'' No, the hole. Where is the hole?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Pour gravel on your stump please, ma'am.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Did you just tell my mom to pour gravel on her stump?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Cave your brown.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cave my brown? Homsar, is that you?
:''{Homsar floats by in the background. His hat leaves his head, flies off the top of the screen, but does not return. Strong Bad turns to look at him.}''
:'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaA! Don't count on it, monster man!

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*In golf, par refers to the number of strokes expected to complete a hole.
*A birdie is one stroke under par.
*1010 = 10,000,000,000, or 10 billion.
*∞ is the sign for [[Wikipedia:Infinity|infinity]].
*A [[Wikipedia:Wormhole|wormhole]] is an occurrence in theoretical physics in which two different points are connected to one another through a tunnel in space-time, in a way that entering one end instantly transports matter and energy to the other end.
*The worm biting itself alludes to [[Wikipedia:Ouroboros|Ouroboros]] (A single snake that devours itself, symbolizing the concept of cyclicality or philosophical perennialism).
*"Kommunist" refers to [[Wikipedia: Communism|Communism]].
*Par2O refers to [[Wikipedia:water (molecule)|H2O]], the molecular formula for water.
*Kosmik (or Cosmic) Bowling is a promotion where fluorescent pins, black lights, and loud music are used on the lanes.
*Many Mini-Golf courses have water that is dyed blue. The dye keeps aquatic flora from growing on the water's surface.
*On many mini-golf courses, after the ball is sunk in the 18th (final) hole, it goes into a chest that only golf course employees can open.
* "Sweet Puttin' Cakes, Puttiature Golf-Golf" is written on the sign; [[Wikipedia: miniature golf|miniature golf]] is also known as [[Wikipedia: Putt-Putt Fun Centers|putt-putt]].

===Trivia===
*Strong Bad's backwards speech as he and The Cheat return are the words "thousand other people have touched", from the beginning, though not as slowly.

===Remarks===
*All characters putt right-handed. Also, when Coach Z putts, his right hand is above his left hand (cross-handed), which is reversed from the proper form for right-handed putting (right hand below left hand).
*When [[New Paper]] appears the first time, the "Click Here to Email Strong Bad" link is fully functional.
**The New Paper drops much more quickly than it did in [[the paper]].
*In the beginning, the Drive-Thru Whale putting surface is seen with several holes, but in the Easter egg, all the holes are gone, and the green is differently shaped.
*There is no Back button at the end of the email.

===Goofs===
*In the beginning of the email, Strong Bad types "every time" as one word.

===Inside References===
*One of the players in the bowling scorecard easter egg is named [[Dan]].
**Strong Bad also mentions "Waterslide Dan's Moistworld" for yet another reference to the name "Dan".
* [[Rumble Red]] appears on the <s>Kommunist</s>Kozmik Bowling scorecard.
*Strong Bad saying his mouth tastes like backwards is a reference to the Strong Bad Email [[morning routine]], where he said his mouth tasted like emails.
*Homestar finds a [[underwear|bra]] in the lake.
*Strong Bad claims that the only thing in the pond are [[Smoking|cigarette butts]].

== External Links ==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

SeeDees

VolatileChemical — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:50:37 GMT

VolatileChemical:

[[Image:Seedees.PNG|thumb|200px|Now with more sound F/X!]]
'''SeeDees''' is [[The Cheat]]'s portable CD boombox used to play Sound F/X (not sounds from that movie F/X) on [[The Proud Anselmo]]. It only has play, pause, next, and back buttons. It is also one of the boomboxes used to play [[Strong Bad]]'s recorded eulogy at his funeral, and again by Strong Bad to play a [[sloshy]] CD including the track 'We don't even really care about you'.

=== Appearances ===
*'''Debut:''' Email [[space program]]
*Email [[cliffhangers]]
*Email [[your funeral]]
*Email [[concert]]

[[Category:Radios]]

concert

VolatileChemical — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:49:07 GMT

VolatileChemical: /* Transcript */

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[[Image:Sbemail175_screenshot.PNG|thumb|"And that one guy even had his back to us all night!"]]

Strong Bad talks about how [[sloshy]] became one of his favorite, and then least favourite band.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Trogdor}}, [[Larry Palaroncini]], {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Mary Palaroncini]], {{film|The Poopsmith}} (Easter Egg), {{film|Senor Cardgage}} (Easter Egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Laundry Room]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]], Mud Baths, [[The Space Machine]] (Easter Egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' August 20, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:26

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to a tune I can't identify, someone help me out here}'' I'm running through a field of emails! Paranoia! Paranoia!

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>
subject: concert</div>
Hey Strong Bad, 
Have you ever been to a concert? If you have what type 
of concert was it? 
Your Dragon, 
Trogdor *smiley face*
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad's speech begins to stress as he reads the signature, becoming ovbiously distressed by something.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Wipe that smiley face off your the words 'smiley face.' You do ''not'' impersonate The Burninator, got it?

''{As Strong Bad says that, a Trogdor sprite walks on the Lappy screen and burns the email signature. The Trogdor Arcade Game theme music plays in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Yeah, I go to concerts. Why else would I own a pair of Hollywood Boulevards?

''{Scene cuts to the laundry room, showing a pan-out of Strong Bad wearing a pink leapord-pattern bandanna and unusual shoes than what he normally wears [if someone can ID the shoes, please edit this part of the transcript.]}'''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, hello, plea-ted boots. What are you all gusseyed up for?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, man! I always dress like this.

''{cuts to close-up of Strong Bad}'''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm going to see Limozeen tonight. But I never heard of the opening band, so I'm gonna show up fashionably late. What are you all gusseyed ''down'' for?

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm going to see a show tonight too. But I've never heard of the headliner, so I'm gonna leave fashionably early.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, those two things don't sound at all related. Bye loser!

''{Both Strong Bad and Strong Sad walk off-screen, cut back to Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Hey, guess what? They were related. Apparently, Limozeen was trying to expand their audience into people that ''{pauses awkwardly}'' went to college. So, they got this band sloshy to open up for them. But Limozeen ended up cancelling because...

''{a paper labelled 'LIMOZEEN Contract Rider' appears on-screen}''

'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{drums in background}'' Our audience must be 94% hot young females with bangs higher than or equal to our own. ''{Drums get more intense}'' And also a deviled egg tray! ''{The words "Deviled Egg Tray!" appear hand-written on the contract}''

''{Paper disappears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, Limozeen just hung out in their tour bus and watched ESPN Classic all night, while sloshy played both sets. Needless to say, I was perplexed, and intrigued.
''{Strong Bad types and pronounces "intrigued" as intriguéd}''

''{Cut to The Field, at night. Strong Bad and Strong Sad are walking back home.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, help me out here. Were they missing some members? Where was their lead guitarist?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, that was the ''whole band.''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! You're not allowed to have a band with only ''three people'' in it! And something epse suspicious. What happened to the bassist's sunglasses? Did the lenses fall out?

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, Strong Bad, those were just ''regular glasses.''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shock and horror!

''{Cut to The Basement. Strong Bad and Strong Sad are playing what looks like an Atari game}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But they must be like, a brand new band, right?

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, they've been around for five or six years now...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then why haven't they grown their hair long yet?

'''STRONG SAD:''' I think those are just their haircuts, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Really?''

''{Cut to the bathroom. Strong Sad is brushing his teeth, while Strong Bad is just standing there talking, holding his toothbrush.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So somebody must've stolen their costume trailer, huh? Man, that's rough. They couldn't wear any of their spandex, or latex, or... Tex-mex...

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{takes toothbrush out of mouth to speak}'' They don't wear costumes. They were probably just wearing what they've been wearing all day.

'''STRONG BAD:''' But... The music rocked.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{takes toothbrush out of mouth again to speak}'' Yes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' And they weren't wearing costumes.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{takes toothbrush out of mouth again to speak, and shakes his head}'' ''No.''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Huh... Interesting.

''{cut to a mud-bath area in the field. Strong Bad and Strong Sad both have towels on their heads and cucumber slices on their eyes. Strong Sad's stomach is sticking out of the top of the mud bath}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There were no high leg kicks, no choreographed spin moves... And that one guy even had his back to us all night.

''{zoom-in to Strong Bad and Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's like they don't even really care about me. Like when they played that song called 'We don't even really care about you'?

''{Cut to The Basement. A sloshy CD in [[SeeDees]] is playing the just-mentioned song. Zoom out to Homestar and Strong Bad playing with Cheat Commandoes toys.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And ''no'' pyrotechnics?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope. They just strung a bunch of Christmas lights over their bass drum.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{somewhat perturbed}'' And they still rocked?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, totally! And they can't be bothered to play solos, so they always leave a space to sing your own! Check out these ''mow da mows.''

''{Strong bad imitates an electric guitar solo. Homestar is unsurprizingly, amazed at this feat.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{walking up}'' Hey, hey! ''slosh-ay!''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''slosh-ay!''

'''HOMESTAR:''' You guys are ''so lame.''

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And that's how sloshy became one of my favorite metal bands.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, Strong Bad, I wouldn't exactly call sloshy ''metal.''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What're you talkin' about? Of course they're metal. Look at the facts.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No costume.

''{a costume appears on the screen, which is promptly X-ed out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Short hair.

''{long yellow hair appears, which promptly morphs into short hair}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...A logo that's not jaggedy or drippety at all...

''{a 'jaggedy,' non upside-down rendition of the sloshy logo appears, which then turns upside-down and becomes the normal sloshy logo}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And songs that aren't about girls... Los Angeles... or good... times...

''{a CD appears with a track listing reading '1. Smokin' fine honey-child; 2. Sunset Strip(pers); 3. Party Patrol' appears, and then changes to read '1. ok fine; 2. unripe; 3. art troll'}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{record scratch}'' Hey, wait a minute! You tricked me! Sloshy's not metal!

'''STRONG SAD:''' I didn't ''trick'' you, I was just helping you broaden your horizons...

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll broaden ''your'' horizons!

''{Strong Bad grabs a sloshy record and slams it over Strong Sad's head, shattering it and leaving a piece embedded in the top of Strong Sad's head}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And that's how sloshy became one of my least favorite bands.

''{New Paper slides down}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh... That sound... It's got no punch. You just kinda slither out, like a boring lizard's tongue. Let's try this.

''{Strong Bad pulls out a floppy disk and chucks it into the paper. It sticks at the top of the screen.}''

''{New Paper prints some more, now saying 'How ya like me now?' A grinding sound can be heard instead of the normal paper sound, and plastic chunks fall from where the floppy disk is}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There we go... We're good at least until you've completely shred that disk.

''{New Paper retracts slightly. The grinding sound can be heard, and more plastic chunks fall.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the word "favorite" to see a short scene with Senor Cardgage.
:''{Cut to the Field. Senor Cardgage is standing on a lawn mower. A bush is nearby.)''
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Why, hello, Miss Treta. Check out Senor Cardgage's Intregway.
:''{The Intregway logo appears beside him, then disappears}''
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Don't tell no mandy, ''{the words "Dump Tell No Mandy!" flash at bottom of screen}'' it's just a land mower turned bankways! If you help me buy it, I'll cut you in!
:''{Strong Bad eagerly runs over.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll help you buy it! I'll help you buy it!
:''{Senor silently drives the Intregway offscreen.}''
*Click on the word "bands" at the end to see a clip of Limozeen: "but they're in space!".
:''{Mary sits in the Space Machine watching what sounds like basketball on ESPN Classic. Larry stands, watching as well with a displeased look. A whistle blow is heard.}''
:'''MARY:''' Wow! That Danny Ainge complains about every call! ''{begins eating what appears to be a basketball}''
:'''LARRY:''' I'm totally mesmerized by Kevin Mchale's armpit haaair! ''{gestures wildly with his hands}'' Oooeeuuh! ''{punches the air with one hand}''
*Click on the reflection of Strong Bad's diamond at the end to see where the mud baths came from.
:''{Strong Bad and Strong Sad are in their mud baths.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Where did these mud baths come from? These things are awesome!
:''{The Poopsmith rises out of Strong Sad's bath, wearing a snorkel and goggles. Strong Bad and Strong Sad scream.}''

== Fun Facts ==
=== Remarks ===
*Strong Sad claims to have never heard of Limozeen, despite the fact that he watched a cartoon starring them in [[best thing]].
*This is one of the few times Christmas has been directly mentioned in the Homestar Runner universe instead of Decemberween.
*This is a rare occasion of [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Bad and Strong Sad Getting Along|Strong Bad being nice to Strong Sad]].

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:ESPN Classic|ESPN Classic]] is an [[Wikipedia:ESPN|ESPN]]-run TV network showing reruns of sports events and other sports-related programming.
*[[Wikipedia:Danny Ainge|Danny Ainge]] and [[Wikipedia:Kevin McHale|Kevin McHale]] are two former players of the [[Wikipedia:Boston Celtics|Boston Celtics]].
*"Intregway" is a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Segway PT|Segway PT]], a personal transportation device.
*[[Wikipedia:Jenga|Jenga]] and [[Wikipedia:Pictionary|Pictionary]] are games.

== External Links ==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}