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The Ugly One

Sorrows Neptune — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:35:41 GMT

Sorrows Neptune: /* the Ugg-ly one */

[[Image:tgs-uglyone.PNG|thumb|right|150px|Bad glasses, nice dress, suspect hygiene]]
[[Image:The ugly one_color.png|thumb|right|150px|Ugly, and colorized!]]
==Biography==
'''The Ugly One''' (with the [[integral article]] "the") is the ugly-looking member of the [[Teen Girl Squad]] whose "real" name is either Virginia, Joy, Jennifer, or The. In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|eleventh issue]], Cheerleader refers to her (affectionately, one assumes) as "Uggs". Despite her [[Wikipedia:ugliness|ugliness]], suspect [[Wikipedia:hygiene|hygiene]] and [[Wikipedia:psoriasis|psoriasis]], she seems to be better-liked within the Squad than [[What's Her Face]].

The Ugly One is portrayed as a mindless follower of Cheerleader, and appears both dimmer and slightly more eccentric than the other girls (one of her introductory lines describes her as being "actually crazy"). She is readily included in the Squad's [[Cheerleader]]-led activities, such as shopping, spring break vacation, and jumping into a [[lion]]'s mouth.

She is fond of school lunches, the popular yogurt topping [[Wikipedia:Sprinkles|jimmies]], and has a crush on every boy. Despite the strength of her crushes, she has difficulty acting on them; in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] she stuck her head in the [[Wikipedia:sand|sand]] rather than converse with the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|olda boys]].

As with the rest of the Squad, The Ugly One has suffered a variety of horrible fates. She has been ARROWED, swooped, MSG'd, TWO'd, and YOU'RE NOT'd. She has also endured two "triple attacks" : in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], she was FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED, and POM-POMMED?, and in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] she was first hit by a tree branch, then the entire tree, and then the tree spontaneously combusted.

She is the daughter of [[Manolios Ugly One]].

At the end of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]], she goes out with [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Quarterman|Quarterman]].

===Remarks===

*She also appears in the [[404'd]] page, where she feels the pain of the Internet browser.
*She slapped [[The King of Town]] in the email "[[virus]]" about nine times or so.

[[Image:Modestly hot the ugly one.png|thumb|right|200px|The hotgly one!]]
===New Hotness===
For her Sweet Someteen birthday bash in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], The Ugly One received a massive makeover, which caused [[Strong Bad]] to (a) exclaim "Whoa! Did ''I'' draw that new hotness?", (b) "save" her from [[Arrow'd Guy]], (c) insert himself into the issue as a well-muscled construction worker so that he could [[Making Out|make out]] with her, and (d) actually make out with the piece of paper that contained her cartoon. [[The Brothers Chaps]]' nickname for The Ugly One after her makeover is The "[[Sketchbook 2005|Hotgly One]]". Unfortunately for her, The Ugly One's makeover lasted only one issue.

===Pre-K Version===
[[Image:Kiddie_Ugly_One.PNG|thumb|right|150px|Boy or girl? We'll never tell.]]
In Pre-K, there is some confusion over whether she was a boy or girl.

===the Ugg-ly one===
This is the cave-man version of the ugly one seen in Strong Badia the Free[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Strong_Badia_the_Free] when you do the Teen Girl[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Teen_Girl_Squad] Squad mini-game at the Homsar Revolution

==Title Card Descriptions==
* drill team! ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])
* hygiene? ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
* psoriasis! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
* actually crazy ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]])
* prepaid lunch! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
* three piece?!! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
* wants to be cheerleader ([[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad]])
* boy or girl? ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
* listens to pinebark! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
* parking deck? ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
* gnarly nursing home green ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
* geiger counter! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
* pink eye! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]])
* plain yogurt/hour ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
* like, mostly to secede? ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])
* shrimp po' boys! ([[Homestar Ruiner]])

==Hurt and/or Killed by==
*Arrows ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]], [[404'd|404 error page]])
*Being swooped by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The Vulture and the Bat|a vulture]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
*Monosodium Glutamate (MSG) ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]])
*YOU'RE NOT potatoes ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*Sticking her head in sand and then being the perch of a giant bird ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*Falling into the [[Arrow'd Guy|The Arrow'd Guy's]] mouth ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*Being floor tommed, step-mommed, and [[Pom Pom|Pom-Pommed]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Being smashed by a spontaneously-combusting tree ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Being eaten by a carnivorous plant ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]) (Easter Egg)
*A chainsaw-wielding maniac in a Speedo ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*"BAD JUJU!!" from the [[Arrow'd Guy]], putting nails through a voodoo doll in response to her voodoo doll resembling him ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]])
*Dangled off a hotel balcony, then dropped from said hotel balcony onto a bayonet tailgate party. ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[comic]]
*[[:Category:The Ugly One Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"I love longitudes." '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] outtake|Mirror:uglycheer_longlat.mp3}}
|}

{{Teen Girl Squad}}

[[Category:Teen Girl Squad Characters|Ugly One, The]]

The Ugly One

Sorrows Neptune — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:34:56 GMT

Sorrows Neptune: /* Pre-K Version */

[[Image:tgs-uglyone.PNG|thumb|right|150px|Bad glasses, nice dress, suspect hygiene]]
[[Image:The ugly one_color.png|thumb|right|150px|Ugly, and colorized!]]
==Biography==
'''The Ugly One''' (with the [[integral article]] "the") is the ugly-looking member of the [[Teen Girl Squad]] whose "real" name is either Virginia, Joy, Jennifer, or The. In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|eleventh issue]], Cheerleader refers to her (affectionately, one assumes) as "Uggs". Despite her [[Wikipedia:ugliness|ugliness]], suspect [[Wikipedia:hygiene|hygiene]] and [[Wikipedia:psoriasis|psoriasis]], she seems to be better-liked within the Squad than [[What's Her Face]].

The Ugly One is portrayed as a mindless follower of Cheerleader, and appears both dimmer and slightly more eccentric than the other girls (one of her introductory lines describes her as being "actually crazy"). She is readily included in the Squad's [[Cheerleader]]-led activities, such as shopping, spring break vacation, and jumping into a [[lion]]'s mouth.

She is fond of school lunches, the popular yogurt topping [[Wikipedia:Sprinkles|jimmies]], and has a crush on every boy. Despite the strength of her crushes, she has difficulty acting on them; in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] she stuck her head in the [[Wikipedia:sand|sand]] rather than converse with the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|olda boys]].

As with the rest of the Squad, The Ugly One has suffered a variety of horrible fates. She has been ARROWED, swooped, MSG'd, TWO'd, and YOU'RE NOT'd. She has also endured two "triple attacks" : in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], she was FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED, and POM-POMMED?, and in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] she was first hit by a tree branch, then the entire tree, and then the tree spontaneously combusted.

She is the daughter of [[Manolios Ugly One]].

At the end of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]], she goes out with [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Quarterman|Quarterman]].

===Remarks===

*She also appears in the [[404'd]] page, where she feels the pain of the Internet browser.
*She slapped [[The King of Town]] in the email "[[virus]]" about nine times or so.

[[Image:Modestly hot the ugly one.png|thumb|right|200px|The hotgly one!]]
===New Hotness===
For her Sweet Someteen birthday bash in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], The Ugly One received a massive makeover, which caused [[Strong Bad]] to (a) exclaim "Whoa! Did ''I'' draw that new hotness?", (b) "save" her from [[Arrow'd Guy]], (c) insert himself into the issue as a well-muscled construction worker so that he could [[Making Out|make out]] with her, and (d) actually make out with the piece of paper that contained her cartoon. [[The Brothers Chaps]]' nickname for The Ugly One after her makeover is The "[[Sketchbook 2005|Hotgly One]]". Unfortunately for her, The Ugly One's makeover lasted only one issue.

===Pre-K Version===
[[Image:Kiddie_Ugly_One.PNG|thumb|right|150px|Boy or girl? We'll never tell.]]
In Pre-K, there is some confusion over whether she was a boy or girl.

===the Ugg-ly one===
This is the cave-man version of the ugly one seen in Strong Badis the Free[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Strong_Badia_the_Free] when you do the Teen Girl[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Teen_Girl_Squad] Squad mini-game at the Homsar Revolution

==Title Card Descriptions==
* drill team! ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])
* hygiene? ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
* psoriasis! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
* actually crazy ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]])
* prepaid lunch! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
* three piece?!! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
* wants to be cheerleader ([[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad]])
* boy or girl? ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
* listens to pinebark! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
* parking deck? ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
* gnarly nursing home green ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
* geiger counter! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
* pink eye! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]])
* plain yogurt/hour ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
* like, mostly to secede? ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])
* shrimp po' boys! ([[Homestar Ruiner]])

==Hurt and/or Killed by==
*Arrows ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]], [[404'd|404 error page]])
*Being swooped by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The Vulture and the Bat|a vulture]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
*Monosodium Glutamate (MSG) ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]])
*YOU'RE NOT potatoes ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*Sticking her head in sand and then being the perch of a giant bird ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*Falling into the [[Arrow'd Guy|The Arrow'd Guy's]] mouth ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*Being floor tommed, step-mommed, and [[Pom Pom|Pom-Pommed]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Being smashed by a spontaneously-combusting tree ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Being eaten by a carnivorous plant ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]) (Easter Egg)
*A chainsaw-wielding maniac in a Speedo ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*"BAD JUJU!!" from the [[Arrow'd Guy]], putting nails through a voodoo doll in response to her voodoo doll resembling him ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]])
*Dangled off a hotel balcony, then dropped from said hotel balcony onto a bayonet tailgate party. ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[comic]]
*[[:Category:The Ugly One Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"I love longitudes." '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] outtake|Mirror:uglycheer_longlat.mp3}}
|}

{{Teen Girl Squad}}

[[Category:Teen Girl Squad Characters|Ugly One, The]]

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

Sorrows Neptune — Sun, 11 May 2008 02:47:34 GMT

Sorrows Neptune: /* Screenshots */

{{gamenav|Stinkoman 20X6|StrongBadZone|noplay=true}}
[[Image:SBCG4AP Advertisement title.png|thumb|Coming soon to a WiiWare near MiiWare... Err... YouWare.]]
''"YOU ARE Strong Bad in this point-and-click-em-up adventure from Videlectrix and Telltale Games (they bought us lunch even!) of the WiiWare for the Wii in your house"'' — [[Videlectrix]]

'''''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People''''' (''SBCG4AP'') is an episodic series of games developed by [[Telltale Games]] for the PC and [[Nintendo#Wii|WiiWare]] platforms. The series was announced by a [http://www.telltalegames.com/company/pressreleases/id-65 press release] on April 10, 2008, followed shortly by an [[SBCG4AP Advertisement|advertisement]] on [[homestarrunner.com]] and [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer|a trailer]] and screenshots on the Telltale Games website.

The game is being produced in full collaboration with [[The Brothers Chaps]] and [[Videlectrix]], with [[Matt Chapman]] and [[Missy Chapman]] providing the voice acting. The 3D animation in the game is being rendered by Telltale's animators with attention to preservation of the look and feel of the 2D Flash cartoons.

This game will be divided into five episodes released in intervals of one month, the first of which is scheduled to be released in June 2008. Each episode will be downloadable through the [[Wikipedia:Wii Shop Channel|Wii Shop Channel]] or through Telltale's website at a yet-to-be-determined cost. A [http://telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4898 bundle] of the full series will be purchasable for the PC, but not for the Wii.

A week and a half before the game was announced, actual gameplay footage from the game was featured in the [[YouTube]] video [[Strong Bad Gameways]]. Despite the flashing message on the screen, "ACTUAL GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE", it was unknown whether or not such a 3D game was actually in the works, until Telltale Games announced the game and confirmed that the Strong Bad Gameways footage was from it. According to a [[IGN Interview - 14 April 2008|later interview]], the game had been been discussed for over a year. It was finalized when [[Nintendo]] announced the WiiWare system, and development officially began in January 2008.

On April 11, the gaming website IGN [http://wii.ign.com/articles/865/865974p1.html covered] the Nintendo Summit and several demo demonstrations of WiiWare. One of the demos was SBCG4AP, and they reported about the beginning of the game. Apparently the game starts in Strong Bad's house where he sings about his [[style]]. The first character interaction is with [[Homestar Runner]], who sits on [[The Couch]] looking sad because he was caught without [[Homestar Runner's pants|pants]]. In addition to the main plot, you can also [[kick The Cheat]] into the dryer, read emails and [[Snake Boxer 5|box against snakes]]. With a [[cell phone]] Strong Bad can prank call [[Marzipan]] or other characters. There will be "Choose Your Own Adventure" style [[Teen Girl Squad]] comics. The game also will reportedly use the WiiConnect24 online system, allowing players to interact with other users, but the details haven't been finalized yet.

In the demo presentation it was shown that the game is a point-and-click type of game. The dialog is chosen with icons representing the topics. It was promised that each episode will have at least one mini-game, like the boxing one.

==Confirmed Characters==
<table width="80%">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
*[[Strong Bad]]<br>
*[[Homestar]]<br>
*[[The Cheat]]<br>
*[[Marzipan]]<br>
*[[Bubs]]<br>
*[[Coach Z]]<br>
*[[Strong Sad]]<br>
*[[Strong Mad]]<br>
*[[The King Of Town]]<br>
*[[Teen Girl Squad]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

==Screenshots==
<gallery>
Image:SBCG4AP gameplay Strong Bad's Basement.png|<center>[[Strong Bad's Basement]]</center>
Image:SnakeBoxer5TitleScreen.png|<center>''[[Snake Boxer 5]]''</center>
</gallery>

Here's an article about SBCG4AP that appeared in the latest issue of Nintendo Power [June 2008, Vol. 229]
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii167/SorrowsNeptune/SBCG4AP.png

==See Also==
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]
*[[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
*[[IGN Interview - 14 April 2008]]

==External Links==
===Press releases and promotional media===
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/company/pressreleases/id-65 Press release]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/ Telltale Games' site for SBCG4AP]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/faq Telltale Games' FAQ]
*[http://www.gamevideos.com/video/id/18383 Interview with Telltale, including gameplay footage]
*[http://media.wii.ign.com/media/142/14236672/vids_1.html Videos of Episode One, including examples of game mechanics]
*[http://www.gamecyte.com/2008/05/08/a-chat-with-the-chaps-sbcg4ap-qa/1184 Short interview with The Brothers Chaps from GameCyte]
*[http://wii.gamezone.com/news/05_09_08_09_05AM.htm GameZone interview with lead developer Mark Darin]
*[http://coldhardflash.com/2008/05/chapmans-cool-interview-for-animation-people.html Cold Hard Flash interview] with [[The Brothers Chaps]] and [[Wikipedia:Rob Schrab|Rob Schrab]]

===Reviews and articles===
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/866/866485p1.html IGN review of the demo]
*[[Wikipedia:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People'']] at Wikipedia
*[[IMDb:tt1223894|''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People'']] at IMDb

===Forums===
*[[Forum:13870|forum thread re: ''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People'']]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=31 Telltale Games Forums: ''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People'' sub-forum]

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