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A Death Defying Decemberween

Mas12806 — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 13:59:46 GMT

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[[Image:Death-defying_decemberween_special_screenshot.png‎|thumb|"Death-defying Entertainment!"]]

Homestar plans to sled down a very steep hill on [[Decemberween]], to Strong Bad's jealousy.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The Announcer}} (voice only)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Holiday-Themed Set]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Steep Deep]]

'''Date:''' Monday, December 22, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 5:27

'''Page title:''' Hope it's not too...Late!

== Transcript==
''{The title screen, in the style of a needlepoint sampler, appears, with the words "A Death-Defying Decemberween", a helmet, and some holly. Cut to a snow-covered field, where a group of characters is standing, all dressed in winter attire, and adorning a snowman with [[The Stick]]. Strong Bad enters from the side, carrying six mugs of hot chocolate with a few marshmallows inside them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hot choco, everyone! Hope it's not too... late! Choco? Late? Choco-late? Huh?

'''BUBS:''' What a cut-up!

'''COACH Z:''' A real ham!

'''STRONG MAD:''' THE FIFTIES!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Thanks, Strong Bad! What a wonderful byproduct of your parole!

''{She takes a cup. Then, Homestar enters from the side.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Psshft! Whatever! That's not death-defying entertainment, Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' But I wasn't talking about... Hot chocolate, I—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right! This Decemberween, I, homestarrunner.com, will attempt to sled down... The Steep Deep!

''{Cut to a shot of the Steep Deep, a mountain with a slope at an extreme angle}''

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''COACH Z:''' The Steep Deep! No one's ever been brave-slash-boneheaded enough to try and conquer that monster!

'''BUBS:''' You'll break your face into an unrecognizable clump!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No way, dog! No way, Bubs! My face doesn't know the meaning of "unrecognizable clump"!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What about the rest of you?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll ask them later. ''{leans in toward Strong Bad}'' Just mark your calendars! Pre-game starts at twelve, kickoff's set for 12:30. ''{leaps into the air}'' Death-defying entertainment! ''{"tainment" echoes a few times}''

''{The scene cuts to the title card, now showing an image of Homestar's jump}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{sounding a little garbled}'' We now return to Homestar Runner's Death-Defying Decemberween Special.

''{Applause. The scene fades into a set for a decorated home. Homestar is playing the piano. He is wearing a yellow cardigan over a shirt and tie, and has a pipe in his mouth. Bubs' arm can be seen through the window, periodically throwing snow}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{takes the pipe out}'' Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in. ''{sets the pipe on the piano}'' Sure is cold out there. Would you like a cup of hot jones? ''{produces a steamy mug of liquid topped with what seems to be whipped cream and red sprinkles and hands it to the viewer's point of view}''

'''AUDIENCE MEMBERS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh! Ooh!

'''MAN:''' ''{off screen}'' Hot ''what''?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's better.

''{The camera swings around to the side, revealing Coach Z's arm holding the mug, which quickly moves out of the shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{begins walking, and a wall calendar comes into view. It reads: December 24 "The D'weeve, yo!"}'' You know, nothing says "Decemberween" like death-defying entertainment. That's why, this Decemberween, I'm going to attempt to sled down the Steep Deep.

'''AUDIENCE MEMBERS:''' ''{collective gasps}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{ducks down, then pops up closer to the camera}'' I might could die. ''{the audience laughs}''

''{The doorbell rings}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I wonder who that could be.

''{The door swings open, making the set wobble, and revealing Bubs, who is carrying a cardboard box with a bow on it. The audience laughs and cheers as Bubs waves. One of the audience members screams "[[Onion Bubs]]!"}''

'''BUBS:''' Well, hey, Homestar! You didn't tell me you were having a holiday special over tonight!

''{The audience laughs. Homestar and Bubs also fake laughter. Homestar seems annoyed about the joke. Coach Z's arm can now be seen throwing snow outside the window.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Come on in, Bubs. Care to stick around for some soft focus and sparkle filters?

'''BUBS:''' I'd love to! ''{a wreath frames the scene, which goes out of focus and sparkles appear, all accompanied by a small harp strum}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, Bubs! Say, Bubs! What's in the package?

'''BUBS:''' ''{walks over to the piano, where Homestar is}'' Well, open it up!

''{Homestar takes the box and opens it, pulling out a small sled}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Gee whiz! ''{audience oohs and ahhs}'' A brand new sleddin' board! Just what I needed for the Steep Deep!

'''BUBS:''' And I pre-printed an epitaph on there, ''{camera shows the epitaph on the sled, which reads: "Here Lies Homestar Runner.com Death-Fying Entertainer <strike>and Father of Six</strike>"}'' so it can double as a gravestone in case you don't make it! ''{audience laughs}''

''{Camera zooms in on Homestar, who groans long and loud}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{mouth wiggles}'' Gulp! ''{audience laughs}''

''{Cut to the Brothers' Strong's Basement, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are on the couch in front of the TV}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What a crock-pot full of smaller crock-pots! ''I'' should be the one sitting on a flimsy holiday-themed set on a soundstage promoting ''my'' upcoming daredevilry! ''{dejectedly}'' Stupid conditions of my parole!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{leaps off the couch}'' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{begins to walk off}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Where d'you think ''you're'' going?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{explanatory The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' A previous engagement? Since when do you talk like that?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{walks out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rubs his gloves together}'' This is very unsuspicious behavior for The Cheat. Which, of course, makes it ''very'' suspicious! As soon as I finish this cup of hot jones, ''{grabs the mug sitting next to him}'' I'm gonna find out what he's up to. ''{Strong Bad slurps noisily from the mug}'' Oh, ''{smacks lips}'' that's good jones.

''{Iris to a shot at the foot of the Steep Deep at night. Strong Bad sneaks in from the left and ducks behind a bush}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{peers out from behind the bush}'' What the crap?

''{Over-the-shoulder shot from behind Strong Bad, revealing Homestar and The Cheat dumping snow on a mattress}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, The Cheat. ''{sets shovel down}'' Now, you're sure no one will see this buried here when I sled down?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, man. I own you big time for this one. ''{begins shoveling again}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, The Cheat's helping Homestar the cheat, eh? I wonder what would happen without that mattress there... ''{scratches his chin}'' Hmm...

''{Scene fades out}''

''{Record scratch. Scene immediately brightens}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, wait. Homestar would probably die! I gotta go move it!

''{Scene fades out again}''

''{Another record scratch. Scene immediately brightens again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I was really wondering for a second there.

''{Scene cuts to the next day, where the crowd is gathered in front of the Steep Deep.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover; over loudspeaker}'' Ladies and gentlemen, here he is! ''{cut to a long shot of the Steep Deep, where Homestar is perched precariously on top}'' The man that's about to do a thing! Homestar Runner!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm not very good at speeches...! ''{slight echo}''

''{long, expectant pause}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{leans forward and sleds down the hill}'' WAAAAAH! ''{continues screaming throughout}''

''{Silhouetted shot of Homestar sledding down the incline.}''

''{Several rapidly changing shots of a blurry Homestar speeding down the hill, and of the shocked expressions of the crowd. The shots get closer and change more quickly until it cuts back to the silhouetted shot, where Homestar reaches the bottom of the hill, flips 90 degrees, and lands gently, with a small ding. Triumphant fanfare.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{waving arms wildly}'' He made it!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{surprised}'' I made it!?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{also surprised}'' He made it?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks around, then gets up}'' ''{angrily}'' The Cheat! What happened to my mattress filled with hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, that mattress was full of danger? Why would you want to land on something like that?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{walking up}'' All right, Homestar! It's time to go to my parents' house for Decemberween brunch!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dully sarcastic}'' Oh, the joy and the glory. ''{angrily}'' Because I ''safely'' made it down the Steep Deep, ''{dully sarcastic again}'' I get to spend another Decemberween with Mrs. Marzipan and her latest husband.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{walking away}'' Seth is having some of his philosophy department colleagues over again this year. ''{Homestar hangs his head and walks off with her}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grinning widely}'' Have fun, Homestar! ''{waves}'' Thanks for the death-defying entertainment! ''{turns to The Cheat}'' I gotta give Homestar credit. Using ridiculously elaborate schemes involving ''{pulls out the pipe}'' bone-curdling injuries to avoid spending time with family ''{the piano backdrop lowers into place}'' is the kind of Decemberween tradition I can get behind. ''{wreath frame appears}'' ''{pulls out a plank of wood with some nails stuck in it}'' Now work me over with this two-by-four before we have to go to Great Gamaw's again. ''{tosses the plank to The Cheat}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{rears back with the plank, as the soft focus and sparkle filters reappear with the harp flourish}''

''{cut to a black screen reading "The End." just as the plank hits Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' OW! ''{the audience laughs}''

''{cut to Homestar and Marzipan (partly out of frame) seated in wooden chairs. Homestar is once again wearing his cardigan, shirt and tie, and still wearing the helmet.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{faking laughter}'' Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho. ''{dully sarcastic}'' Brown sweater. ''{holds up the sweater}'' It's like you read my mind. ''{turns}'' And my compliments to the Seth. The food was atrocious.

''{cut back to the "The End." screen, which now also has a "back" button}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Parole|Parole]] is a court-approved early release from prison on certain conditions specified by the court. Violation of these conditions means the person in question is returned to prison to complete their sentence.
*An [[Wikipedia:Epitaph|epitaph]] is a message printed or engraved into a gravestone explaining the person's achievements.
*Homestar's blatantly self-aware holiday special, complete with his affected pipe and sweater, and the soft focus and sparkle filters parodied in this short are a hallmark of the many holiday [[Wikipedia:Variety show|variety shows]] from the 1960s and 1970s.

===Remarks===
*After the sled run, Marzipan says they are going to a brunch, yet Homestar scheduled his sled run at 12:30, around lunchtime.
*Strong Bad's great-grandmother was last mentioned in [[looking old]]; however, she was said to be living in a nursing home and not in her own house, as Strong Bad vaguely suggests.

===Goofs===
*While sledding down the Steep Deep, Homestar Runner appears to be tilting backwards when the screen pans out to a silhouette of the hill, both as he starts to move down the hill and as he lands, although he is seen sitting up in the sled during his multiple high-speed close-ups between the two times that the silhouette of the hill is shown.
*When Homestar Runner is playing the piano at the beginning of the TV show, the notes are going down, but he plays the keys going up.
*The epitaph cannot be seen on the sled after it is shown on the TV show set.
*On the TV show set, Homestar Runner's outfit buttons left side over right, but while presumably wearing the same outfit sitting next to Marzipan at the end of the toon, it buttons right side over left. Men's shirts usually button left side over right.
*After Coach Z pulls the hot jones offscreen during Homestar Runner's televised special, Homestar's jacket shading becomes lighter than the actual jacket.

===Inside References===
*Homestar Runner's calendar in his televised special says "The D'weeve, yo!", which is a reference to the calendar in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].
*At the brunch, Homestar receives a sweater with [[Lack of Visible Arms|sleeves]].
*Homestar Runner and Strong Bad refer to drinking [[jones]].
**The term "hot jones" is a play on "hot cup of joe", a term for [[coffee]].
*Strong Bad's being on parole hearkens to his arrest(s) during [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
**Conditions of early release were also mentioned in [[other days]].
*Homestar referring to himself as homestarrunner.com is an instance of [[breaking the fourth wall]].
*Homestar and Strong Bad are shown holding [[Smoking|pipes]].
*Homestar attempts to defy [[death]].
*Homestar's pronunciation of "gulp" is another example of [[spoken sound effects]].
**The way that Homestar Runner says "Gulp!" is reminiscent of [[Fightgar]] also saying "Gulp!" in [[Shopping for Danger]]. Homestar also "gulped" in this manner in [[Date Nite]].
*This is yet another instance of Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiling]].
*Homestar calls Coach Z "[[My Dog|dog]]".
*Homestar Runner wears brown [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]] during his televised Decemberween special.
*Homestar and Marzipan head over to her [[parents]]' house at the end.
*You can hear one of the audience screaming "[[Onion Bubs]]" (a reference to the email [[original]]) when Bubs enters the TV show set.
*The phrase "[[might could]]" was previously seen in [[modeling]].
*Strong Bad saying "So The Cheat is helping Homestar the Cheat" is a reference to [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], where Strong Bad says a similar line.

==External Links==
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{{decemberweennav}}

[[Category:Decemberween]]

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User:Mas12806

Mas12806 — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:44:28 GMT

Mas12806: Userbox.

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==Introduction==
Haldo, I am Mas12806. One of the hundreds of #1 [http://www.homestarrunner.com homestarrunner.com] fans. I enjoy this wiki, which is why I joined to help. I am proud of all the pages on this wiki.

Pages I have created:

*'''[[Office of The Brothers Chaps]]'''
*'''[[Dana Swanson]]'''
*'''[[Jim and Rosy Chapman]]'''
*'''[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Hsr_webmail.jpg My Personal Image]''':
*'''[[Snake Boxer]]''' (I changed the redirect because Snake Boxer '''''5''''' means there is more than just one.)

User:Mas12806

Mas12806 — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:34:08 GMT

Mas12806:

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==Introduction==
Haldo, I am Mas12806. One of the hundreds of #1 [http://www.homestarrunner.com homestarrunner.com] fans. I enjoy this wiki, which is why I joined to help. I am proud of all the pages on this wiki.

Pages I have created:

*'''[[Office of The Brothers Chaps]]'''
*'''[[Dana Swanson]]'''
*'''[[Jim and Rosy Chapman]]'''
*'''[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Hsr_webmail.jpg My Personal Image]''':
*'''[[Snake Boxer]]''' (I changed the redirect because Snake Boxer '''''5''''' means there is more than just one.)

HRWiki talk:Subtitles

Mas12806 — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:13:32 GMT

Mas12806: I realized the countries for the languages in the parentheses were not what I could help with, so I took of my comments.

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{{Subtitles Talk Archive}}

== Language requests ==
=== Dutch (NL) ===

Would you please add NL to [[Subtitles:Languages]]? --[[User:Pdedecker|Pdedecker]] 11:18, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
:I just saw that NL has been added, thanks! --[[User:Pdedecker|Pdedecker]] 18:46, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
::Oh yes, I forgot to post in this thread. You're welcome! Cheers! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:21, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

=== Finnish (FI) ===

I would be quite eager to start out with Finnish subtitling cartoons, as I have absolutely nothing to do after I get home from college (weird, huh?). So if someone would add Finnish there, it'd be much obliged. --[[User:Sysrq868|Sysrq868]] 16:58, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
:You should be all set. Go crazy go nuts! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:35, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
=== Polish (PL) ===

What I said. [[User:JudgeDeadd|JudgeDeadd]] 04:34, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
:You should be good to go. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:06, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

=== Turkish (TR) ===

Could you add Turkish language to the subtitles, please? Peace at Home, Peace in the World [[User:85.107.249.107|85.107.249.107]] 11:05, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
:I would be happy to, but tell me a little bit about yourself first. Do you intend to write the subtitles pages yourself, or do you just wish that Turkish was already available? If you mean that you're going to help write them, then why not [[Special:Userlogin|sign up for an account]]? It's free and has many benefits. On the other hand, if you just want to be able to read the site in Turkish, then we'll need to find a translator first. Please let me know. Talk atcha later! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:21, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
::Hello, do you remember me? Or an IP starts with 85? Don't remember? Then, look at subtitles requests and choose Turkish(TR) from the navigation menu? Yeah, I did what you say, and it passed some time, but I was looking continually the page whether a reply comes before you reply. And, that's your answer: I'm Turkish, and so, I can read and write Turkish subtitles. I know English, of course, but not all Turks. (Or some of them are know at least). Anyway, I want Turkish subtitles add to the list, and my goal is that HR cartoons have loved by Turkish kids, adults, and everyone. Is this wrong? Say if it is. Anymore, I already tested a SB Email cartoon. Look if you want. [http://subtitles.hrwiki.org/sbemail167/tr Here comes.] OK, I think it (my reply) is long enough. I talked you and if you want, you talk atcha later, too. Thanx. [[User:Homesturk|Homesturk]] 16:57, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
:::Of course I remember you. Glad to see you created an account! I will enable the Turkish subtitles just as soon as I get a chance. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:11, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
::Turkish is now enabled. Start tranglin'! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 07:51, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

=== Italian (IT) ===

Italian is one of the most well-known languages in the world. I think it deserves subtitles. [[User:124.176.190.64|124.176.190.64]] 08:19, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
:See below. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:49, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

=== Japanese (JP) ===

This language is infamous for its bad translations into English - I think it deserves subtitles as well. I am also a fluent Japanese speaker. [[User:124.176.190.64|124.176.190.64]] 08:19, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
:See below. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:49, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

=== Chinese (ZH) ===

Another popular language! [[User:124.176.190.64|124.176.190.64]] 08:19, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
:We don't enable languages just because they're there. We have to have someone demonstrate that they're committed to working on translation. Why don't you [[Special:Userlogin|create an account]] and let us know what kind of input you can give and then we'll talk again. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:49, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

=== Norwegian (Bokmål), code: NO-NB ===

I am Norwegian, and a huge fan of both H*R and H*R Wiki (for real, they are both on my [[Wikipedia:Russ|Russ]] card!)! I was hoping you could add Norwegian Bokmål (there are two official written languages in Norway). But you must know that my intention is to only translate, like, three to five of my favourite toons, just for fun. I honestly believe that as good as all Norwegian H*R fans know English well enough to make extensive site translation unnecessary (primarily because I would guess they are all in their late teens or older). But if you would rather prefer more serious contributions, I respect that. --[[User:WP CEO|WP CEO]] 08:23, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
:Hmm, if you know going in that you're only going to do three to five toons, then it's not really worth all the things we have to do behind the scenes to set it up. If someday you think you could add a more substantial number of subtitles (or if someone else would be willing to help out), then let me know and I'll be happy to enable them. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:35, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
::Oh, I was not aware it was a big job for you, sorry! I will keep this in mind, and mention it to the H*R fans I know. Perhaps I will change my mind about it, we will see. Thanks a lot! --[[User:WP CEO|WP CEO]] 03:13, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

=== Russian (Русский) (Ru) ===

Although I am not anywhere near Russian ethnicly or have fluent knowlage of the language, I still think Russian should be added to the subtitles thing, for a hopefully better international success. {{unsigned|67.172.24.191|01:57, 9 July 2008 (UTC)}}
:Well, it would be nice to have Russian, but I'm not going to add it unless a native or near-native speaker commits to doing a substantial number of transcripts in the language. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:24, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

=== Arabic (ar) ===

Hi! I'll request language again! My Arabic knowledge is basic, but I am upgrading it! What will you say about? 
Talk atcha later! {{User:Homesturk/sig}} 12:25, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
:We tend not to add languages unless there's someone fluent in the language willing to spend the time to make the subtitles... we [[HRWiki:Subtitles#Translating Subtitles|ask that]] people still learning a language don't write the translations – they tend sound odd (often using the wrong words, since the translator hasn't learned the right ones), or the jokes fall flat (if the translator doesn't have enough real-world experience with the language to know, say, what idioms and expressions are often used by the speakers of that language, that would be a good replacement for the ones used in the toons). But don't let that discourage you... keep plugging away at learning the language, and when you're fluent, come back and we'll be happy to set it all up for you :D {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:39, 29 September 2008 (UTC)

=== Serbian (SR) ===

Please add this. [[User:RocketMasterZ|RocketMasterZ]] 21:16, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

== Where are all the Preeeeeow!s? ==

Hey, I was looking at a few pages, and it seems not every email with [The Paper] has a <sfx>Preeeeow!</sfx> near the end. In light of this, I propose a Preeeeow project to add the appropriate <sfx> to the SBemail subtitles. If I end up being the only one doing this, that's ok, but are there any objections/why the subtitles shouldn't include this? Thanks for feedback, [[User:Dutchscout|Dutchscout]] 21:06, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

== Quoting ==

I'm thinking we should expand on the current sbemail quoting standard. Earlier subtitles have them in a usual quote, e.g.:
<blockquote>
"Dear Strong Bad," 
"Do you take you mask and boxing gloves off before you go to bed?" 
"Sincerely, Abdi LaRue San Diego, California"
</blockquote>
However, the ones [[User:Rexy|Rexy]] has been doing recently in a paragraph-spanning form, e.g.:
<blockquote>
"Dear Strong Bad, 
"Do you take you mask and boxing gloves off before you go to bed? 
"Sincerely, Abdi LaRue San Diego, California"
</blockquote>
I find the way Rexy does it more suitable than the way we've been doing it previously. Should we add this to the standards? --[[Special:Contributions/75.5.176.233|75.5.176.233]] 22:11, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
:It really ends up differing depending on who made the subtitles; for instance, when I write subtitles, I tend to do the latter (though I haven't written any in a while). Would be nice if we had some standards, but while the second way is technically more correct, it's not the most well-known grammatical rule. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:21, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
:Indeed, I just noticed that some of the earlier subtitles that I wrote were ''"corrected"'' to the former (end quotes after every line) some time after I had written them. Thanks, Shwoo! 9_9 (Well, okay, like I said, it's not the most well-known grammatical rule.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:24, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
::What (with the "Shwoo! 9_9")? --[[Special:Contributions/75.5.176.233|75.5.176.233]] 23:37, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Shwoo was the user who "corrected" my already-correct quotation mark usage. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:00, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Those are rolling eyes. Shwoo changed something that Jay had specifically intended to be another way, although she was doing what she saw fit since we haven't discussed this before. Jay wasn't ''really'' thanking her. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:03, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::I totally missed the "Thanks,". Oops. --[[Special:Contributions/75.5.176.233|75.5.176.233]] 00:05, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

== Translating into italian ==

Hi, I'm an italian H*R fan and I'm willing to translate the subtitles into italian, what do you think?

== Subtitles Not Working? ==

In Greasemonkey, none of the subtitles are displaying for me anymore. Does anyone else have this problem? I checked my preferences, cleared both the caches, and re-installed it. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:07, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

:Works for me. Is it a specific toon, or did you try several different ones? Just for kicks, what versions of things do you has? I've got FF 3.0.10 and Greasemonkey 0.8.20090123.1 {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 21:38, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
:PS: Oh, do you have an adblocker installed? If so, try disabling it for both homestarrunner and hrwiki (or just disable it entirely temporarily). {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 21:51, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
::It works fine at my house, it's at my dad's office that it doesn't work. I don't have adblock on that computer and all of my software is up-to-date. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 01:59, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
:::And you're sure Phlip's script is installed as well as greasemonkey? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:19, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
::::Well, I can't check now, as I'm not home. Maybe I uninstalled it somewhere along the line by accident. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:23, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm having this problem too. I just noticed it today. I used it and it worked fine the other day. It seems that the script isn't finding the list of languages at [[Subtitles:Languages]]. I do have AdBlock Plus but disabled it temporarily with no change. I'm using Firefox 3.0.11 with Greasemonkey 0.8.20090123.1 and the newest All-in-one script from [[User:Philip/Greasemonkey]] (3.2.7). Perhaps it's related to "We will be making adjustments to the server throughout the evening, including upgrading to MediaWiki 1.15."? --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]][[User_talk:Mini-Geek|t]] [[Special:Contributions/Mini-Geek|c]] 03:09, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
:It's related to the [[HRWiki:Upgrade to MediaWiki 1.15|new upgrade]] and the move to the /wiki/ URLs... it should be fixed now. The script should automatically prompt you to update it sometime in the next day or so, or you can just hit the install link on [[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|the script page]] to do it yourself. If you're still not getting subtitles, it could be because you hit the "Save" or "Clear cache" buttons in the config panel while the subtitles were broken... in that case, just open up the config panel, make sure that the "language" option is set, and hit save. That should bring them back. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 16:28, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

== Subtitle List ==
[[Special:Subtitleslist]] ''really'' needs updated. And it's a good list too. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 12:36, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Black Market

Mas12806 — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 17:25:16 GMT

Mas12806: Missing parentheses.

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[[File:The Black Market.PNG|thumb|220px|"Totally legit-looking stuff!"]]

The '''black market''' is how goods are illegally sold in the Homestar Runner universe. There are known branches of it in [[Free Country, USA]] and [[Peasantry]] (or thereabouts), and it was also mentioned in one of the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque films]].

==Bubs' Black Market==
The most notable black market location is at the back of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. [[Bubs]] sells his unlicensed [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] merchandise from there, as well as weapons and other assorted items.

==Known Items Sold by Bubs==
*Strong Bad ointment
*The Cheat dolls
*Strong Bad "winter hats"
*Strong Bad piñatas
*Flamethrower that shoots throwing stars
*Pottery shard (from [[Homsar Reservation]])

==Appearances==
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — When examining the baby, the description says "No wonder they fetch such a pretty penny on the black market."
*Email [[licensed]] — Bubs is selling Strong Bad merchandise (such as [[Ointment and Old Person Rub|ointment]] and piñatas from the black market behind his concession stand)
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad has to trade [[Strong Sad]]'s pretendix to Bubs via the black market in order to obtain an inventory item.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — [[Perducci]] mentions hiring thieves to steal priceless art to sell on the black market.

[[Category:Places]]

Store T-Shirts

Mas12806 — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 17:17:39 GMT

Mas12806: The You-Reek-A T-shirt was in the discontinued section, but it's available.

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The Homestar Runner [[Store]] offers a wide selection of shirts for purchase. Some of the older designs are no longer available. A few shirts that were discontinued were reintroduced.
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==Available Shirts==

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! Shirt !! Close-up !! Name !! Description

|-id="tshirt_4_gregs"
|[[Image:4Gregs TShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:4Gregs TShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[4 Gregs]] || '''NOT 1, NOT 2, NOT 3, NOT 5... 4 GREGS!'''
4 Gregs may be the spin-off cartoon nobody was asking for, but it's the t-shirt everybody wants! This white, 100% pre-shrunk cotton shirt features Sci-Fi, D n' D, Open Source and Japanese Culture Greg on the front and an icon of each Greg on the back. On sale now for the special introductory price of just $13 for regular sizes!

|-id="tshirt_the_cheat"
|[[Image:The Cheat T-Shirt Red.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:The Cheat T-Shirt Red Close.PNG|150px]] || [[The Cheat]]! || '''Everyone's Favorite Little Yellow Guy!'''
The "little yellow guy" really pops on this red 100% cotton t-shirt. The back of this shirt is blank.

|-id="tshirt_homestar_stripes"
| [[Image:HRShirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:HRShirt Close-Up.PNG|150px]] || Homestar Stripes || '''NEW "H Star R" Running Stripes'''
Swiped fresh off of the Zip Hooded Sweatshirt design, we now bring you the Homestar Stripes T-shirt! We started with a navy blue t-shirt made of 100% preshrunk cotton. Then, we added the "H Star R" logo in brilliant red, white and blue. Finally, we let Homestar work his magic and run stripes all the way down the front to complete this original design. Available in Adult Small through Triple Extra Large and Ladies Medium and Large.

|-id="tshirt_pizz"
|[[Image:PizzT.png|150px]] || [[Image:PizzTDetail.png|150px]] || [[The Pizz]] || '''Serving Up Strong Badian Style T-shirts!'''
From the successful and well reviewed pizza joint of the same name, The Pizz t-shirt offers 100% cotton comfort at a price that won't put a dent in your wallet.

|-id="tshirt_star_shirt"
|[[Image:Star T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Star T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || Star Shirt || '''Wear a Star — Just Like Homestar!!'''
This "STAR" shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and comes in sizes Youth Large through Adult Triple Extra Large.

|-id="tshirt_sb_strongbadia_ruler"
|[[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Strong Bad]] || '''The Supreme Ruler of Strong Badia!'''
This is a 100% preshrunk charcoal colored shirt with a full body image of Strong Bad.

|-id="tshirt_tgs"
|[[Image:Teen Girl Squad T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Tgs-close.png|150px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || '''Check out the Fashions of Teen Girl Squad'''
Choose from two different girly shirt styles: spaghetti strap or baby doll with black cap sleeves. The back of the girly shirts features the speech balloon "i have a crush on every boy."

|-id="tshirt_thnikkaman"
|[[Image:ThnikkaShirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:ThnikkaShirtClose.PNG|150px]] || [[Thnikkaman]] Shirt || '''Here Comes the Thnikkaman!!'''
YOU can be the Thnikkaman when you sport this 100% cotton orange poppy shirt. (Sunglasses not included). Sizes Adult Small through Double Extra Large and Baby Doll Medium and Large for the the ladies.

|-id="tshirt_you_reeka"
|[[Image:You Reek-a Shirt Store.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:You Reek-A Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || You Reek-A! || '''Show Your Tact and Professionalism!'''
Designed by Strong Bad in the email [[underlings]], our new "You Reek-A" t-shirt is the perfect way to send a subtle hint to all of your friends, relatives and smunderlings. These are 100% cotton shirts with some kind of science person on the front and blank on the back. Sizes Adult Small through Triple Extra Large. Medium and Large girly styles for the lady types.

|-id="tshirt_trogdor_black"
|[[Image:Trogdor! Black T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Trogdor! Black T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Black || '''Trogdor Burninates the Countryside!!'''
This shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and features Trogdor the Burninator in all his majesty. Available in a variety of Youth Sizes, Adult Sizes and Baby Doll Sizes. Click on the icons below for the size category that fits you best!

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==Discontinued Shirts==

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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Shirt !! Close-up !! Name !! Description

|-id="tshirt_ghost"
|[[Image:Badgraphicsghosttshirt.png]] || [[Image:Badgraphicsghostshirt.png|150px]] || [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] || '''Bad Graphics Ghost'''
The Bad Graphics Ghost first appeared in SBEmail 48 and then recently made a cameo in SBEmail 200 and is now appearing on his very own t-shirt! He even says "Boo" in BASIC. Available in the sizes below. Blank on back.

|-id="tshirt_bear-shark"
|[[Image:Bear holding shark t-shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Bear holding shark T-shirt close.PNG|150px]] || [[Bear holding a Shark]] || '''Mysterious Myth... or Legendary Legend?'''
As seen in SBEmail 145!! For a limited time only, you can have your very own "My Baby Got Stole by a Bear Holding a Shark" T-shirt. White image on a 100% cotton navy blue t-shirt. Adult Sizes Sm - XXXL, Youth Large and Women's Medium and Large. Blank on back.

:''The T-shirt sold out twice. This is the message for the third batch:''

'''Bear Holding a Shark'''

This here is our third batch of "My Baby Got Stole by a Bear Holding a Shark" t-shirts. No pushing or shoving please, we think we ordered enough for everybody this time.

These are 100% cotton navy blue t-shirts, blank on the back.

Women's sizes are American Apparel Fine Jersey Short Sleeve Tees which are contour cut for a flattering fit. 100% Fine Jersey Cotton.

|-id="tshirt_bubs_consessions"
| [[Image:Bub's Conses5ions shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Bubs T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Bubs]] || '''Check it Out, Check it Out, Check it Out'''
You'll always be awesome in this light blue shirt featuring Free Country USA's enterprising entrepreneur - BUBS. Please note: there is not a typo on this shirt. It's supposed to say "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAND"

:''The shirt was re-introduced in November 2006 for the holidays.''

'''We're Always Awesome!'''

The Bubs shirts come only once a year, so get yours NOW! 
This image of Bubs is printed on a 100% preshrunk cotton light blue t-shirt. The back is blank.

|-id="tshirt_cheat_navy"
| [[Image:Cheat-navy-full.png|150px]] || [[Image:Cheat-navy.png|150px]] || [[The Cheat]] || '''The Cheat Navy Blue Edition!'''
Many fans have asked for The Cheat on another color besides red, so now we bring you...The Cheat - Navy Edition! This shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and features everyone's favorite Little Guy, The Cheat! Available in a variety of Youth Sizes, Adult Sizes and Baby Doll Sizes. Click on the icons below for the size category that fits you best!

|-id="tshirt_cheat_commandos"
|[[Image:Cheat Commandos T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Cheat Commandos T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Cheat Commandos]] || '''Buy All Our Playsets and Toys!'''
Reynold, Fightgar, Gunhaver, Firebert and Silent Rip - all on a cool navy blue 100% cotton preshrunk tee shirt. The Cheat Commandos slogan "Rock, Rock On!! is printed on the back of the shirt!

|-id="tshirt_coachz"
|[[Image:coachz-shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:coachz-shirt-detail.png|150px]] || [[Coach Z]] || Proudly wear a "Z" just like Coach Z! This 50/50% cotton blend shirt is Kelly Green and comes in sizes Youth Large through Adult XL plus Baby Doll Medium.

:''The shirt was re-introduced in November 2006 for the holidays.''

'''Not Coach X or Coach Y, but Coach Dang Z!'''

These shirts come but once a year, so get yours now just in time for Decemberween. A giant gold Z adorns these kelly green, 100% cotton shirts. The back is blank.

|-id="tshirt_cool_tapes"
|[[Image:Cool Tapes T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Cool Tapes T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Cool Tapes]] || '''Cool Tapes Are Cool And We Like It Like That!'''
This is the one you've been waiting for! As seen in the easter egg at the end of "Cool Things," this light blue shirt is made of 100% heavy weight cotton. The front speaks for itself and the back is blank.

|-id="tshirt_CGNU"
|''[[Image:Shirt CGNU.PNG|150px]]''|| [[Image:CGNU T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] Dumples || '''Crazy Go Nuts University Dumples!!'''
Whether you're fighting or sometimes striving, you'll always be in fashion in this genuine Crazy Go Nuts University t-shirt. Made of 100% preshrunk cotton in heather grey with red University block lettering and, of course, a picture of the CGNU mascot.

|-id="tshirt_duck"
|[[Image:Duckie T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Duckie T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Duckie Shirt|Duck Shirt]] || '''Duck Shirt'''
Some folk will say you are a terrific athlete when you wear your very own Duck Shirt just like the one the Homestar Runner wears in Strong Bad email 100! This 100% preshrunk cotton shirt comes in lemon yellow for regular sizes and pastel lemon for the baby doll size. Blank on back.

|-id="tshirt_eh_steve"
|[[Image:Eh Steve shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Eh Steve shirt close.PNG|150px]] || [[Eh! Steve!]] || '''At! Last!...Eh! Steve!'''
From a burled holiday cabbage to a hole at Sweet Puttin' Cakes and right on to his very own shirt, Eh! Steve! is unstoppable. He's appearing on a chestnut brown shirt to bring out the color of his eyes. The girly style is an American Apparel shirt (also called a "Gym Tee") in mélange chocolate brown with brown cuffs and collar. All shirts have Eh! Steve! on the front, blank on the back.

|-id="tshirt_5dor"
|[[Image:Five-Dor T-shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Five-Dor T-shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Trogdor|"Five-dor"]] T-shirt || '''Half a Decade of Burnination!'''

This special edition Trogdor design is available only for a short time! Get yours while they last because quantities are limited!

|-id="tshirt_get_ye_flask"
|[[Image:Getyeflask_shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Get Ye Flask Shirt Close.png|150px]] || Get [[Ye Flask]] || '''Get Ye Flask'''
We presenteth a Get Ye Flask shirt. Tis available in the assortment of sizes listeth below. The colour tis black as pitch and the yonder side revealeth naught. (the back is blank)

|-id="tshirt_homestar_classic"
|[[Image:homestar-full.gif|150px]] || [[Image:homestar-close.gif|150px]] || Homestar Classic || '''Don't Mess with the Classics!'''
Seven years ago, we had just one t-shirt available in our store and this was it!! We're bringing back the "Homestar Classic" for a limited time only, so get your little piece of Homestar history while you still can. And at the special price of just $12 for regular sizes, these are sure to sell out quickly! Click on the size category below to choose the size that fits you best.

|-id="tshirt_HSR"
|[[Image:HStarR T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:HStarR T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || H-star-R ||

|-id="tshirt_homestar_baseball"
|[[Image:BaseballJerseyTShirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:BaseballJerseyClose.PNG|150px]] || Homestar Runner Baseball Jersey || '''Knock One Outta the Park!!!'''
Now you can savor fond memories of the baseball season till spring training when you wear this Royal Blue baseball jersey-type T-shirt!! Its got "Homestar Runner" emblazoned across the front in colorful script lettering and Homestar Runner web address tastefully printed on the back.

|-id="tshirt_hs_lite"
|[[Image:Homestar Runner Lite T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Homestar Runner Lite T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] Lite || '''Homestar Lite'''
Here's a brand new Homestar style - Homestar prancing on a white shirt with a pale blue star background. Regular cut t-shirts are 100% cotton in sizes Youth Large through Adult Triple Extra Large. The baby doll style for the ladies is Medium/One Size which fits sizes 0-8. The back of this shirt is blank.

|-id="tshirt_homestar_running"
|[[Image:Homestarrunningshirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Homestar Running T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || Homestar Running || We found various sizes of our Homestar Running shirt during Spring Cleaning at our warehouse. These shirts are a steal, but only limited quantities are available.

|-id="tshirt_hs_10th_birthday"
|[[Image:Homestar 10th Birthday shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Homestar 10th Birthday shirt close.PNG|150px]] || Homestar's 10th Birthday || '''My, How You've Seriously Grown!'''

Check out the evolution of Homestar over the years...from a crappy drawing in a children's book to a crappy animated character on the web! This limited-edition shirt commemorates Homestar's 10th Birthday and in his honor regular sizes are '''only $10!'''

:''The T-shirt was reintroduced in late October 2006''.

'''BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!!'''

Homestar Runner's 10 Year Anniversary shirt was such a big hit last summer that we're bringing it back! And it's still at the special anniversary price of just $10 for regular sizes!

This shirt features the evolution of Homestar from a crappy drawing in a children's book to an animated character on the web!

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!

|-id="tshirt_homsar_coffee"
|[[Image:homsar-shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|150px]] || [[Homsar]] - Raised by a Cup of Coffee || On the front of this royal blue shirt is a picture of America's favorite blue midget Homestar - Homsar! On the back is his "Raised by a Cup of Coffee" logo.

:''This shirt was reintroduced in November 2007.''

'''"I WAS RAISED BY A CUP OF COFFEE"'''

|-id="tshirt_lil_brudder"
|[[Image:Lil Brudder T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Lil Brudder T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Li'l Brudder]] || '''Here Comes Li'l Brudder'''
He'll scrape right along and right into your heart! Li'l Brudder first appeared in the Strong Bad email "crying" and now he's appearing on his very own shirt! On the front of this white 100% preshrunk cotton tee, Li'l Brudder proudly proclaims, "I can make it on my own." The back of this shirt is blank. Choose from the sizes below. Please wear with caution as the sight of Li'l Brudder has been known to cause uncontrollable crying

|-id="tshirt_limozeen"
|[[Image:Limozeen T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Limozeen T-Shirt Close.png|150px]] || [[Limozeen]] || Proclaim your allegiance to METAL! Now you can own a shirt featuring Strong Bad's favorite metal band – Limozeen!! These recently discovered unsold concert tees are from their triumphant 2001 "Zeenin' Across the Country" tour. This groundbreaking odyssey of rock included stops in Pantsburg, Loughleyton, Dempsey, and Broiter Grove, among other landmark concert sites, all listed on the back of this collectors item! (babydoll sizes don't have the list of concert sites on the back) Don't wait – get yours today!!

|-id="tshirt_marshie"
|[[Image:Marshie T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Marshie T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Marshie]] || '''Fluffy Puff and Marshie!!'''
Now you can have a tee shirt featuring Homestar's favorite food - Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, with a big smiling image of Marshie on the front!!

|-id="tshirt_marzipan"
|[[Image:Marzipan T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Marzipan T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Marzipan]] || '''Marzipan T-shirt'''
This red shirt featuring Marzipan is available in baby doll sizes Medium, Large and Extra Large. Also available in regular t-shirt sizes Adult Small and Medium. Red shirts made of 100% preshrunk cotton. The back of this shirt is blank.

|-id="tshirt_nebulon"
|[[Image:NebulonT-shirt.png|150px]] || |[[Image:NebulonT-shirt_close.png|150px]] || [[Nebulon]] || EVERYONE will like YOUR style when you wear this red 100% cotton t-shirt featuring Nebulon. Comes in sizes Adult Small through Triple Extra Large and sizes Medium and Large for the ladies.

|-id="tshirt_pistols_for_pandas"
|[[Image:Pistolsforfigginpandas.png|150px]] || [[Image:Pistols For Pandas T-shirt close.PNG|150px]] || [[Pistols for Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] || '''They Need All The Firepower They Can Get!'''
First introduced in [[HR:answer14.html|Marzipan's Answering Machine #14]], '''Pistols for Pandas''' is the fictitious wildlife organization responsible for putting handguns in the paws of underprivileged and unarmed pandas. Show your support for this just cause by purchasing this quality 100% cotton t-shirt. It features the Pistols for Pandas logo on the front and the quote "They Need All the Firepower they can Get" on the back. Comes in Adult sizes Small through Triple Extra Large and Ladies Medium and Large.

|-id="tshirt_pom_pom"
|[[Image:Pom-pom-full.png|150px]] || [[Image:Pom-pom-close.png|150px]] || [[Pom Pom]] || '''Bubble de Bubble!!!'''
He's Big and Orange, and so is this great shirt, with Pom Pom's image floating across the front!!! You're sure to love it!! Get yours today!! To order, click on the available sizes shown below below!!

|-id="tshirt_scalding_lake"
|[[Image:Scalding Lake T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Scalding Lake T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Scalding Lake]] || '''Where's My Cottage?'''
You'll look Rather Dashing in this stylish Scalding Lake t-shirt. Sizes Youth Large through Adult XXXL are sand colored shirts made of 50/50 cotton blend. The ladies baby doll is a 100% cotton, nude colored shirt with brown cap sleeves.

|-id="tshirt_senor_cardgage"
|[[Image:Senor Cardgage shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Senor Cardgage shirt close.PNG|150px]] || [[Senor Cardgage]] || '''No Probalo!'''
He's a garage sale lurker, he's a movie theater ticket taker and now he's on his very own t-shirt! This 100% preshrunk cotton t-shirt features Senor Cardgage and his famous quote "No Probalo!" Blank on back. Adult sizes Small through Triple Extra Large. Also girly shirts in Medium and Large for the lady types.

|-id="tshirt_sloshy"
|[[Image:Sloshy T-shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Sloshy T-shirt closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[sloshy]] || '''we don't really even care about you'''
here is the official band t-shirt for strong bad's favorite/least favorite "metal" band. the front features the upside down sloshy name and the back reads "we don't really even care about you." (also upside down)

|-id="tshirt_stinkoman_blue_ringer"
|[[Image:Stinkoman T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Stinkoman T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Stinkoman|Stinko Man]] Blue Ringer Shirt || '''Double Deuce!!!'''
If you're up for a challenge or maybe some light fighting, then you need this shirt featuring Stinko Man in his famous "double deuce" pose. This Bayside brand shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton and has a blue collar and cuffs to match Stinko Man's blue hair. Width and Length dimensions of each size are shown below. The back of this shirt is blank.

|-id="tshirt_stinkoman_20X6"
|[[Image:Stinkoman-full.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Stinkoman 20X6 T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Stinkoman 20X6|20X6 Stinko Man]] || '''20X6 Stinko Man Shirt!!!'''
Inspired by the 20X6 Stinko Man game, this cool red shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 Stinko Man" on the front and the "20X6" logo on one sleeve. Get yours now 'cause this shirt is available for a '''LIMITED TIME ONLY'''.

|-id="tshirt_sb_head"
|[[Image:sb-head.png|150px]] || [[Image:sb-head-detail.png|150px]] || [[Strong Bad]] Head || '''Strong Bad Head'''
Here's Strong Bad's handsome face on a white 100% cotton Tee Shirt with Black "Ringers" around the neck and sleeves.

:''This shirt was unavailable for a while but after allowing fans to vote, returned with this message:''

'''Strong Bad Head - Available Again!'''

I heard all your whining like "I want my mom to buy me a Strong Bad Head shirt" or "I have to have a shirt with Strong Bad's awesome head on it." So here it is. Now quit bugging me. -SB

|-id="tshirt_strong_bad_mask"
|[[Image:Strong Bad Mask T-shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Strong Bad Mask T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || Strong Bad Mask || '''Strong Bad Mask Shirt'''
A black T-shirt with Strong Bad's mug!! What could be sweeter? Get yours today!! To order, click on the available sizes shown below!!

:''This shirt was unavailable for some time, then was put back on clearance:''

'''SB Mask Clearance XL Only'''

We found some Extra Large sizes of the old Strong Bad Mask Shirts. This was the second shirt '''ever''' to be sold in the Homestar Store. It's a collector's item and a steal at only $8!

|-id="tshirt_sb_zone"
|[[Image:Strong Bad Zone T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Strong Bad Zone T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[StrongBadZone|Strong Bad Zone]] || '''Your Head A Splode!'''
This fabulous shirt has a vivid red 3-D type image of Strong Bad's face on a black, 100% cotton pre-shrunk tee shirt. The caption on the front proclaims "Your Head A Splode". The back displays the name of the shirt - Strong Bad Zone.

|-id="tshirt_strong_badman"
| [[Image:StrongBadmanShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:StrongBadmanShirtClose.png|150px]]|| [[Strong Badman]] || '''July Shirt-of-The-Month'''
He's been around since SB Email 29 and somehow he never made it on to his own shirt...until now! Introducing the totally new t-shirt based on the comic book series The Total Adventures of Strong Badman! This 100% preshrunk cotton t-shirt is sure to intimidate any foe whether it be Deutschman, Moth Mouth or Scantron. (Li'l Stiny not included. Blank on the back).

|-id="tshirt_strong_sad"
|[[Image:Tshirt strongsad.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Tshirt strongsad closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[Strong Sad]] || '''Strong Sad "I'm Sad that I'm on a t-shirt"'''
Like a gray and depressing Santa Claus, our Strong Sad shirt comes but once a year. Get yours now because once we sell out, we're not going to re-stock these.

|-id="tshirt_support_municipality"
|[[Image:Support Municipality T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Support Municipality T-Shirt_Close.PNG|150px]] || Support [[the Municipality]]! || '''Support the Municipality!'''
Now [[The King of Town]] and [[The Poopsmith]] are on the same shirt and in their most oppressive forms. Inspired by SBEmail [[disconnected]], the front of this 100% cotton "Storm Grey" shirt features the menacing visage of the King of Town. [[:Image:Support Municipality T-Shirt Back.PNG|On the back]], three Poopsmiths in full riot gear warn "We're on to You."

|-id="tshirt_trogdor_lite"
|[[Image:Trogdor! White T-Shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Trogdor! White T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Lite || '''Trogdor Lite'''
This white shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and features Trogdor the Burninator in all his majesty.

|-id="tshirt_videlectrix"
|[[Image:Videlectrix T-shirt.PNG|150px]] || [[Image:Videlectrix T-shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Videlectrix]] || '''We Use Computers...to Make Video Games!'''
Videlectrix is the leading name in pixelated gaming so the next logical addition to their product line is t-shirts! An image of the patented Videlectrix floppy disk adorns this 100% cotton t-shirt. '''PLUS''' these shirts are "Sharpie Ready" so you can write in the title of your favorite Videlectrix game! Is it Trogdor or Peasant's Quest or maybe Pigs on Head? Go to the '''[[Videlectrix:videlectrix_catalog.html|Videlectrix Catalog]]''' to reacquaint yourself with the whole Videlectrix family.

|-id="tshirt_windup"
|[[Image: WindupT-shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:WindupImage.png|150px]] || Wind-up [[Homestar Runner| Homestar]] || '''Introducing Wind-Up Homestar'''

[[X 'em Up|Wind 'em up]] [[Dan]]! Have you ever seen Homestar look so adorable? And just in case he forgot, there's a nice arrow telling him which way to go. These Royal Blue shirts are 100% pre-shrunk cotton with Wind-Up Homestar on the front and blank on the back.

|}

== External Links ==
*[[HRStore:tshirts1.html|Store T-Shirts and Polos page]]

[[Category:Store|T-Shirts]]

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==Introduction==
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Homestar Runner's Pants

Mas12806 — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:54:26 GMT

Mas12806:

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'''[[Homestar Runner]]'s pants''' are somewhat of a mystery; does he wear white, skin-tight long pants? Or did he glue blue soles to the bottoms of his feet? [[The Brothers Chaps]] keep this running gag going by keeping the references ambiguous.

==References to Homestar's Pants==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Homestar tells [[Pom Pom]] that he thinks he is going to [[pee]] his pants.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]] — [[Coach Z]] suggests that [[Marzipan]] put something in Homestar's pants to cheer him up.
*[[Pom Pom#Character Video Transcript|Pom Pom's character video]] — Homestar says that Pom Pom has helped him out of some tight jams and some tight pants, although that only happened once.
*[[Not the 100th Email!!!]] — Strong Bad tells Homestar to "keep his pants on". Homestar replies, "Pants? Hmm..."
*Email [[vacation]] — [[Strong Bad]] parodies this issue along with the question of [[Lack of Visible Arms|whether Homestar has arms]] when, while imagining an email that he might be missing, he says "How does Homestar pick stuff up if he's not wearing any Marzi-pants?"
*Email [[monument]] (Easter egg) — Homestar is about to put on some pants, but is then distracted by [[The Thnikkaman]].
*Email [[long pants]] — The entire e-mail deals with Homestar and Strong Bad arguing about his pants, ending in Homestar going crazy.
*Email [[lady...ing]] (Easter egg) — Homestar tells Marzipan that he's wearing tight pants so as to "accentuate all [his] bubbleties".
*Email [[highschool]] — According to Strong Bad's doodle memory, Homestar's high-school self wore ridiculous stripèd pants. Teenaged Strong Bad and Teenaged Strong Mad "were all the time trying to liberate Homestar from [them]".
*Email [[senior prom]] (Easter egg) — With Homestar present, Strong Bad threatens to "poof away" everyone's pants in a mass pantsing, then realizes that he is the only one in the room wearing pants. Strong Bad's pants then poof away, but nothing happens to Homestar. Later, Homestar insists to Pom Pom that he was wearing "all these types of long pants" and that they got poofed away. Pom Pom says that Homestar can "keep telling [himself] that".
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — Homestar appears to be wearing some skin tight pants.
* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — After taking Homestar's Clothes, you see them in the inventory as a shirt and some shoes with blue soles; when Strong Bad wears them, he appears to have white pants as well. Also, In extended play mode you can wear Homestar's pants separately from the shoes and shirt.
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Homestar wears grey pants to mimic Bubs as part of his costume.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Homestar repeats his line from A Jumping Jack Contest.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Homestar wears pants during his televised Decemberween special.
*[[Hremail 2000]] — A stylized close-up of Homestar's feet shows what might be leg hair where his pants would be.
*[[Homestar Runner Presents: Presents]]— When Homestar runs out of his house he says he's "naked," but it looks like his pants are his legs. (no pants included)

== References to Homestar's Shoes ==
*[[Everybody Knows It]] — The ending scene, where Homestar asks The Cheat, "I guess you'll go on back to putting dog food in my shoes, huh?" appears to disprove that he has soles glued to his feet.
*[[New Boots]] — Although it is just [[The Cheat]]'s interpretation of Homestar, he is nevertheless shown wearing socks and separate shoes.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — During the cutscene where Homestar Runner is trying to leave the locker room naked, he still has blue soles on the bottoms of his feet (Yet, ''[[strong Bad]]'' steals Homestars "shoes" that are clearly visible in the locker).
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — When near the [[TROGDOR!]] machine, Homestar bends down, exclaiming "Whoops, my foot's untied."
*[[Hremail 2000]] — Homestar is able to take off and wear new "shoes", and the close-up of his feet and even the "sock-shoe layers" might be hints that he does in fact, wear shoes.

==See Also==
*[[Pants]]
*[[Homestar Runner's Daisy Dukes]]

[[Category:Homestar Runner running gags]]
[[Category:Clothing running gags]]

Homestar Runner's Pants

Mas12806 — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:53:35 GMT

Mas12806: Fixed it.

[[Image:homestarpants.PNG|thumb|"Well, I'll just, uh, put these pants on..."]]

'''[[Homestar Runner]]'s pants''' are somewhat of a mystery; does he wear white, skin-tight long pants? Or did he glue blue soles to the bottoms of his feet? [[The Brothers Chaps]] keep this running gag going by keeping the references ambiguous.

==References to Homestar's Pants==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Homestar tells [[Pom Pom]] that he thinks he is going to [[pee]] his pants.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]] — [[Coach Z]] suggests that [[Marzipan]] put something in Homestar's pants to cheer him up.
*[[Pom Pom#Character Video Transcript|Pom Pom's character video]] — Homestar says that Pom Pom has helped him out of some tight jams and some tight pants, although that only happened once.
*[[Not the 100th Email!!!]] — Strong Bad tells Homestar to "keep his pants on". Homestar replies, "Pants? Hmm..."
*Email [[vacation]] — [[Strong Bad]] parodies this issue along with the question of [[Lack of Visible Arms|whether Homestar has arms]] when, while imagining an email that he might be missing, he says "How does Homestar pick stuff up if he's not wearing any Marzi-pants?"
*Email [[monument]] (Easter egg) — Homestar is about to put on some pants, but is then distracted by [[The Thnikkaman]].
*Email [[long pants]] — The entire e-mail deals with Homestar and Strong Bad arguing about his pants, ending in Homestar going crazy.
*Email [[lady...ing]] (Easter egg) — Homestar tells Marzipan that he's wearing tight pants so as to "accentuate all [his] bubbleties".
*Email [[highschool]] — According to Strong Bad's doodle memory, Homestar's high-school self wore ridiculous stripèd pants. Teenaged Strong Bad and Teenaged Strong Mad "were all the time trying to liberate Homestar from [them]".
*Email [[senior prom]] (Easter egg) — With Homestar present, Strong Bad threatens to "poof away" everyone's pants in a mass pantsing, then realizes that he is the only one in the room wearing pants. Strong Bad's pants then poof away, but nothing happens to Homestar. Later, Homestar insists to Pom Pom that he was wearing "all these types of long pants" and that they got poofed away. Pom Pom says that Homestar can "keep telling [himself] that".
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — Homestar appears to be wearing some skin tight pants.
* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — After taking Homestar's Clothes, you see them in the inventory as a shirt and some shoes with blue soles; when Strong Bad wears them, he appears to have white pants as well. Also, In extended play mode you can wear Homestar's pants separately from the shoes and shirt.
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Homestar wears grey pants to mimic Bubs as part of his costume.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Homestar repeats his line from A Jumping Jack Contest.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Homestar wears pants during his televised Decemberween special.
*[[Hremail 2000]] — A stylized close-up of Homestar's feet shows what might be leg hair where his pants would be.
*[[Homestar Runner Presents:Presents]]— When Homestar runs out of his house he says he's "naked," but it looks like his pants are his legs. (no pants included)

== References to Homestar's Shoes ==
*[[Everybody Knows It]] — The ending scene, where Homestar asks The Cheat, "I guess you'll go on back to putting dog food in my shoes, huh?" appears to disprove that he has soles glued to his feet.
*[[New Boots]] — Although it is just [[The Cheat]]'s interpretation of Homestar, he is nevertheless shown wearing socks and separate shoes.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — During the cutscene where Homestar Runner is trying to leave the locker room naked, he still has blue soles on the bottoms of his feet (Yet, ''[[strong Bad]]'' steals Homestars "shoes" that are clearly visible in the locker).
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — When near the [[TROGDOR!]] machine, Homestar bends down, exclaiming "Whoops, my foot's untied."
*[[Hremail 2000]] — Homestar is able to take off and wear new "shoes", and the close-up of his feet and even the "sock-shoe layers" might be hints that he does in fact, wear shoes.

==See Also==
*[[Pants]]
*[[Homestar Runner's Daisy Dukes]]

[[Category:Homestar Runner running gags]]
[[Category:Clothing running gags]]

User talk:Mas12806

Mas12806 — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:51:28 GMT

Mas12806: /*User_talk:Mas12806#Other*/Question.

== Wiki Related E-mails ==

If you wish to discuss wiki related matters, contact me via [[User talk:GreenHelmet|my talk page]]. I allow other editors to contact me via email only so that I can be contacted about off topic matters, or in the unlikely event that I need to be contacted about something that is not germane to a public discussion. Thanks. {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 20:36, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

== Homestar Runner E-mails ==

A few notes regarding your recent changes to this page.

1) It is '''never''' acceptable to post someone's personal e-mail address in a public venue without their explicit consent. In this case, I doubt the e-mail address that was listed really was that person's personal address, so inaccurately listing it as such wasn't invasive after all, but still inaccurate and therefore not appropriate.

2) It is dubious whether the details of the MX records and related DNS information of homestarrunner.com should be documented in this knowledge base. In any case, the information you listed on the page was again inaccurate. That domain is not a secret part of the site. In fact it doesn't even respond to HTTP requests. It's part of their mail system.

3) To reiterate what I already mentioned on the talk page of the article, it's not in the purview of this knowledge base to provide a comprehensive contact sheet for all things homestarrunner.com. That is their business. Our mission is to document what they do put out there.

I understand you put work into the page, and I appreciate your effort on that. However, there was a notice at the top of the page indicating the probable transience of the page. Some of the information you added to the page should be documented, but not there. For example, the email addresses found on Thorax Corps' website would be appropriately listed in the corresponding articles for the pages of that site. Please don't think I'm attacking you, as it's not a personal matter. I just have a sensitive spot for respecting the distribution of other peoples' email addresses and publicly posting technical details of their systems. {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 20:59, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

== Far more than spelling fixes ==

Your "spelling fixes" on [[Strong Badia the Free]] only accomplished removing all of the links, formatting, and mandatory templates on the page, in addition to fixing the spelling of a mere two words that I noticed. Why did you do that? If you copied the page's contents into a word processor, ran the spell checker, and pasted it back in, that would help to explain it... which is why you shouldn't do that. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:51, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

== Sig ==

The image in your current sig should be reduced 28px (max) in width to conform to the 20px-max-height expectation (see [[HRWiki:Signature]]). {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 05:06, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
:{{sigbox|User:Mas12806/sig}}
:your sig is too long and your image too big. please shorten it, and reduce the size. thanks. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:20, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

==Other==
So a sysop is not a job at the Wiki, but a trusted user. Got it. I'd become a Sysop, but I have another job. I guess that's it. I guess. {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 02:27, 5 October 2008 (UTC)

During 6AM to 5PM during the week (Monday through Friday) I have to be at my other job. On Wednesday's, I get out of there by 4PM. I'd spend my whole day here at this wonderful Wiki, but you know, I've got to make some money to able to afford to keep this computer on, or else I couldn't be here. I'll try to fit more time. And if it's possible being a sysop user is a real paying job here, then I think it could work. Um, you administrators, you created this Wiki, right? Your in charge of everything? I'd like to say something. Looking to see that in the list users page, there are several page does not exist users. May I reccommend keeping these off the page as they are no longer using the Wiki? {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 03:13, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

:I'm not a sysop or anything, but i believe i'm pretty well-respected round these parts. And it's not staying up all day and night, it's more just doing what you can, monitoring changes, helping out people, stuff like that. That's all. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:09, 5 October 2008 (UTC)

::no, but many of the sysops and respected users are in other countries, allowing for differences in timezone. As for becoming a sysop, you just gotta be the best user you can. there's no nominations or anything, it's just like, if they think they need more sysops, they know who's been trustworthy, and they pick someone. Basically a "don't call us, we'll call you" kind of thing. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:20, 5 October 2008 (UTC)

Hei,
Does anyone know if I'm allowed to erase parts of my talk page? There is so much in here and alot of it doesn't matter anymore. Like the chat.hrwiki.org thing, and the Santa's comment section. I just want to clean it up. Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 23:51, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
== Welcoming ==

Hi, Mas12806. Thanks for doing some welcoming for us. However, I note that your welcomes are a bit impersonal: they're basically the same welcome for each user with just the name changed. We prefer that people welcome using a more personal style (see [[HRWiki talk:Welcoming committee#Welcoming with tact and professionalism|these comments]]), so please keep that in mind for future welcomes. Also, it's standard to ask users to ask you questions via your talk page rather than by email. Thanks for your time. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:46, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
:I understand I should have made different letters for each new user, but there will be alot of users joining. Is it against the policy to do this for the committee? I shall try different letters next time. Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 02:15, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
::First off, we prefer to keep discussions in one place, so if someone leaves a note on your talk page, it's best to just reply here. Secondly, yeah, we don't really do the whole canned welcome thing that's usual on lots of other wikis. We only welcome users if we have something personal to say to them (which means we won't usually welcome a user until they've already made an edit or two, though there are exceptions). Remember, they'll get the links that they need anyway from the bot. Thanks; keep on tranglin'. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 11:06, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
:::I think you're [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:ALJ123456&diff=604917&oldid=604878&rcid=563336 still missing the point]. That was not a personal welcome, and you're still providing an email link rather than encouraging talk page posting. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:11, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

==Santa's comment==
My goodness. I saw [[User:Santa|Santa]]'s comment, man. Thanks for deleting him [[User:It's_dot_com|It's dot com]]. I know I've made a few mistakes in this Organazation, but really, everyone has made mistakes here. I'm not sure a threat like that should exactly follow to a deletion. Anyway, what mistake was I to be sausage for? {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 22:29, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
:Did you by chance look at his contributions? He "bombed" and then deleted several talk pages and articles. That fits the definition of a vandal to me. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 02:46, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Now I see it. Thanks. Thanks for telling me this when you should have 15 days ago. But it's fine. {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 02:51, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
::Yeah...didn't see that you posted it that long ago until just now. Oops :). {{User:DevonM/sig}} 03:05, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

== Indentation ==

Hey there, mas. I noticed that you never use indentation in talk page posts, which makes discussions really hard to read. Please have a look at the [[HRWiki:Talk_page_etiquette#How_to_format_talk_posts|talk page etiquette]]. Thanks heaps!{{User:Loafing/sig}} 03:59, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
:Hi Loafing:

:I see that I don't indent. But it is not hard to read from the page. Maybe a little in the edit page, if you mean it's hard to read in the edit page, then I see the problem. I don't think it's much of an issue as WikiTrolls like [[User:Santa|Santa]] are coming around. Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 00:25, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

::Yes, it makes discussions hard to read. Especially when several people are participating.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:43, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

:::So your talking about the edit page has no indent's? The regular page looks fine? {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 01:02, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

::::I'm not sure I understand what you are saying. I'm asking you to put colons in front of your posts on talk pages so that they are properly indented. Have a look at the link I gave you to see how and why. Thanks.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:07, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Ohhhhh, I see. Thanks. {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 23:40, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

== Be my friend! ==

I need some friends, please be my friend

Ok sure. How do I do that? {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 23:40, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
I'm not sure, but i heard you could do it

Not sure of what? Heard I could do what? Be more specific please. That was sure a fast reply. Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 21:58, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

== Blocked? ==

To respond to your question [[Template talk:talkchecklist|over there]], I was blocked for policing a user who kept blanking their talk page. A freakin' '''month,''' man. Unfair, I know. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 01:08, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
:Uh, policing? I have been diagnosed with amnesia for quite some time now. Could you be more specific please? Also thanks for moving the conversation! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 01:19, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
::Um, I kept telling him to quit and kept reverting the page and I went extremely overboard and called Dot Com a jerk on [[IRC]] and that really... eh... {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 01:21, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Ouch, that's got to hurt. But I don't understand why you called It's Dot Com a jerk. Was it by accident you thought you were doing it to someone else, or you were just mad? I mean, what did he do anyway? {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 01:27, 22 December 2008 (UTC) P.S. Which user was that who kept blanking their talk?
::::It was [[User:Sylar|Sylar]] although he was Gavino at the time. I called Dot Com a jerk because he said that he was a sysop and I wasn't and he ruled over me and bla bla bleh bloo blah blahhah. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 03:49, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::I can't believe It's Dot Com did that. I did not know he would do that, especially here, at a place where kids might have seen the message and repeated it around town. Anyway, Sylar was just blocked. It looks like were in this together. Find out why the cake he was blocked. {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 04:11, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::Um, what we're talking about happened a '''month''' ago, and sylar got blocked '''5 minutes ago.''' He got blocked for swearing. 04:16, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::::You know, it doesn't really make much sense. You got blocked for a month for edit warring and Sylar got blocked for two weeks for swearing. {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 04:44, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

== Reversion Survey ==
Sorry about interrupting the conversation but, since I'm new to the patrol edit coalition, I found a red exclamation mark in one of your edits. I'm just wondering that may I patrol the edit to make sure it isn't spam nor vandalism? -{{User:Umlaut76/sig}} 20:21, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
:Don't ask to patrol. If it's not vandalism or spam, then patrol it. Simple as that. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:29, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Yeah Umlat76, you shouldn't ask people, it's part of your job as part of the recent changes patrol to patrol edits. It's your first time doing it, I understand. So just patrol all edits that '''are not''' spam or vandal. Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 02:31, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

::Okay, but I'll just revert the vandal edits, not the patrolled ones. -{{User:Umlaut76/sig}}
:::Good. And I have no idea what happened with your sig above me. It shouldn't have done that. {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 02:36, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Even if an edit is patrolled, if it's vandalism, it should still be reverted. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:37, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Uh, yeah what DeFender said. {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 03:40, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

== [http://www.chat.hrwiki.org chat.hrwiki.org] ==

It's an awesome chat channel for discussing things and I want you to join and talk. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 04:01, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
:Thanks for the edit conflict on my talk page MichaelXX2. Anyway, onto chat buisness. Sure I'll join. But when I clicked enter the selected channels after selecting all of them and clicking random for server and mike for nickname, it came to a page where it looked like that "x" thing that comes when an image can't be shown. Help! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 04:21, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
::Some computers simply can't run this, but try your nickname as Mas12806 and see what happens then. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 04:24, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Nope it's still the same, man. What should I do? I want chat with you and the Hrwiki peoples. {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 04:29, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Try an [[IRC]] client listed at the bottom of the page. I recommend IceChat, but you could try [http://www.freewebs.com/almsftpudgy/crap/almsirc.html AlmsIRC] if you want. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 04:31, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::Perhaps since we are flooding my talk page and recent changes, we should continue this conversation through email? Not through ::::::Hrwiki, unless your uncomfortable giving your address. I know others can read this, but please email my email address at [mailto:mas12806@gmail.com mas12806@gmail.com]. This will keep from flooding the recent changes and my talk. Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 04:39, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::I invited you to chat, since I have a Gmail too. Be looking for it. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 04:44, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Secret Pages

Mas12806 — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 17:00:27 GMT

Mas12806:

A '''secret page''' is a page from [[homestarrunner.com]] that is either not linked to from anywhere or has been removed from the site altogether.

'''Note that sometimes some of the pages don't work. Just try again at a later date.'''

== Toons ==

These are [[Toons]] or toon-like animations that are not advertised from the site. Some of them are incomplete.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Toons removed from the website
|-
| [[Image:mm ls.png|100px]] || '''[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]''' || [[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Mad]] steal the star from [[Homestar Runner]]'s shirt in order to force Homestar and [[Pom Pom]] to participate in a tag team wrestling match. This cartoon, which is the first ever full-length Homestar Runner toon made, now has been removed from the site for unknown reasons. It is included in [[Everything Else, Volume 2]].|| [[Mirror:marshmallow2.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror) [[Mirror:marshmallow2.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
|-
| [[Image:jumpingjackcontest.png|100px]] || '''[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]''' || Strong Bad, [[Strong Sad]], Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, and [[Bubs]] enter a jumping jack contest. The person who continually jumps jacks for the longest wins. Strong Bad cheats, of course. Based loosely on the Homestar Runner book, it has since been taken off the site for unknown reasons. [[Strong Libs]] are available for play during the loading time. It is included in [[Everything Else, Volume 2]]. || [[Mirror:jumpinjacks2.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror) [[Mirror:jumpinjacks2.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
|-
| [[Image:If I Ran the Camera.PNG|100px]] || '''[[If I Ran the Camera]]''' || A poem written by [[Karen Wagner]] as a father's day present to [[Don and Harriet Chapman|Don Chapman (Grandpa)]]. It was on the site for a short period of time but soon taken down once [[The Brothers Chaps]] realized that fans had found it. It features a [[little girl]] named Astrid Renee and [[Don and Harriet Chapman|Grandpa Chapman]]. || [[Mirror:ifiranthecamera.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror) [[Mirror:ifiranthecamera.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
|-
| [[Image:Superbrave.jpg|100px]] || '''[[Super Brave!!]]''' || A [[homestarrunner.com]] update for February 21, 2003. It featured a class full of kids who had each drawn a picture of Homestar Runner. You could move the mouse over the kids and see Homestar-esque drawings of each of them that were eventually used for characters appearing during the karaoke songs on strongbad_email.exe DVD #3. On February 24, the update was renamed to "these kids rule". || [[Mirror:superbrave.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror) [[Mirror:thesekidsrule.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
|-
| [[Image:limozeenecard.jpg|100px]] ||'''[[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]]''' || [[Limozeen]] Thanksgiving E-Cards were made available for Thanksgiving 2003. Three messages from the members of Limozeen are provided. The recipient of the E-Card would be sent an email with the URL of the card that was prepared for them. Although the feature itself has been removed from the site, going to the URL will show the loading screen. The font used for "Loading..." is modeled after the [[Wikipedia:Iron Maiden (band)|Iron Maiden]] logo. It is a bonus feature on [[Everything Else Volume 3]]. ||[[HR:zeen_ecard.swf|View the Flash file]] (loading screen only) [http://www.everybodytothelimit.com/zeen.html Watch the toon] (mirror) [http://www.everybodytothelimit.com/zeen_ecard_loader.swf View the Flash file] (mirror)
|-
| [[Image:twinkie.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Where the Crap Are We?]]''' || This toon wasn't ever on the site. It's an animation with Homestar and Strong Bad found in an [[Easter eggs|Easter egg]] at [http://www.macromedia.com/software/central/ Macromedia Central]. It was also available in a hidden 'toon on the [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] DVD. || [[Mirror:egg.html|Watch the toon]] (mirror) [[Mirror:egg.swf|View the Flash file]] (mirror)
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Secret toons still on the website
|-
| [[Image:Happy T.png|100px]] || '''[[Happy T!]]''' || A sign which says "Happy T!" The letters, when clicked on, have voiceovers of the main characters saying things relating to the title. It features an Easter egg with Homsar, accessed by clicking on a small spot on the lower right hand corner of the screen. || [[HR:happyt.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:TruckaSideways.png|100px]] || '''[[Field Day Intro]]''' || This toon was released onto the site but was never listed. It is an Easter egg on [[Everything Else Volume 3]]. It was only available through the URL "fieldday.html". || [[HR:fieldday.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:fieldday.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:sbemail100.png|100px]] || '''[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]''' || This toon was purposefully never linked to at any time. This secret page was designed to be discovered by people trying to find the [[flashback|100th]] [[Strong Bad Email]] before it was released. This occurs by typing www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail100.html instead of www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailahundred.html || [[HR:sbemail100.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:100th_email.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Missing Lappy.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Lappynapped!]]''' || This toon was released between [[cliffhangers]] and [[retirement]] as part of the [[Lappy 486#Lappy-napping|Lappy-napping saga]], but it was never listed on the Toons menu. It was only available through the [[Main Page Messages|"What's New" bubble]]. || [[HR:lappynapped.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:lappynapped.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Grape Soda Banked.png|100px]] || '''[[Non-Sequitur Champion]]''' || This toon was released to the [[Store]] on February 29, 2008 to celebrate [[Senor Cardgage]] losing the competition for the most non-sequitur character. The toon was removed when the shirts page was redesigned on May 22, 2008. || [[Videlectrix:storeflash/nonsequitur.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Page Load Error.png|100px]] || '''[[Page Load Error]]''' || Similar to the above example, trying to access [[email thunder|Email 200]] by typing in www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail200.html instead of www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailtwohundred.html links here. || [[HR:sbemail200.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:sbemail200.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Hremail49.png|100px]] || '''[[Hremail 49]]''' || An "[[Hremails|email]]" referenced by Homestar in [[email thunder]]. || [[HR:hremail49.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:hremail49.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Hremail24.png|100px]] || '''[[Hremail 24]]''' || An email mentioned by Homestar in Hremail 49. || [[HR:hremail24.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:hremail24.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
|[[Image:BotBTrailer.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Baddest Of The Bands Promo Spot]]''' || Promotional toon made for [[Baddest Of The Bands]]. ||[[HR:botb.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:botb_f8.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:oldmovie.png|100px]] || '''[[Kick the Can]]''' || This appears to be the very first Kick the Can short made and is found on its own separate page. During this toon, a countdown and some titles are shown, followed by [[The Homestar Runner]] kicking a can. His head pops off, and he kicks the can up into his body. His head lands on his body, and then his legs bend backwards. This could been on the website before all the other variations were made, and this was possibly linked to in [[Oldest Toons Menu]]. || [[HR:oldmovie.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:oldmovie.swf|View the Flash File]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Unfinished toons
|-
| [[Image:strongbadwithnomouthfromthesingalong.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Sing Along]]''' || An unfinished sing-along with [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Strong Bad]]. || [[HR:singalong.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Needlepoint.png|100px]] || '''[[Needlepoint]]''' || A seemingly unfinished small cartoon of Homestar and Strong Bad on a sewn picture, possibly a reference to the one scene in [[property of ones]]. Its picture features Strong Bad standing in [[The Field]]. Homestar Runner walks up in the right, stops next to Strong Bad and opens his mouth, possibly saying "'sup." The text "Get Rid of a Few Things!" appears below. A similar scene briefly appears in [[From the Vault]]. || [[HR:needlepoint.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:needlepoint.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Easter egg toon.png|100px]] || '''[[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]]''' || Once linked through a [[main page message]] reading "[[from work|email]] soon," this unfinished special features Easter [[Eggs]] designed after Homestar, Marzipan, Pom Pom, and Strong Bad. || [[HR:eggs.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:eggs.swf|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Alternate versions of toons
|-
| [[Image:Secret Answering Machine.PNG|100px]] || '''Marzipan's Answering Machine''' || This is just [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]], possibly before more versions were planned. It has a few minor differences from the current version. The font is a little different for both the number and the back link, it doesn't have the archive menu, and the Back button links to the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games Menu]]. || [[HR:answer.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:answer.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| || '''[[The King of Town DVD Commentary#Secret Commentary|The King of Town DVD Secret Commentary]]''' || This is a secret version of [[The King of Town DVD Commentary|Strong Bad's Commentary]] for the [[The King of Town DVD]] without any visuals. It is identical to the normal version except for the end, where it explains why Strong Bad did the commentary. || [[HR:sb_kingcomment.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Yellodellowdeleted.png|100px]] || '''[[In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes#Secret Deleted Scene|Secret Yello Dello Deleted Scene]]''' || This is the scene from the [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] DVD where Strong Bad is talking with Marzipan, but it has a strange commentary at the beginning. || [[HR:dellocut_2.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:dellocut_2.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:sbemail46.PNG|100px]] || '''Old "[[your friends]]"''' || This is an alternate version of the email [[your friends]]. Differences: Strong Bad's mouth isn't visible in the reflection when he sings the email intro. The announcer on the TV [[Strong Mad]] is watching doesn't say "Some type of TV show." The background music stops at [[Strong Sad]]'s scene. Some extra buzz saw blades and a bottle of hot sauce behind Strong Bad are gone in [[Marzipan]]'s scene. The Cheat doesn't yell at Strong Bad, and Pom Pom does one less turn. Strong Bad isn't holding a bottle of hot sauce in [[Homsar]]'s scene. At the end, Strong Bad says the word "fans" a little differently.
|| [[HR:sbemail46.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Unfinished Interview.PNG|100px]] || '''Metro.pop Interview''' || An unfinished version of the short [[The Interview]]. Among other differences between it and the final, Strong Bad and Homestar talk without moving their mouths in the second half, Homestar doesn't take out his shopping list or his pen and notebook, Strong Sad doesn't say "En guarde?", and Strong Bad's last line is "Thank you for your time" as opposed to "Get out of my face". Once the cartoon is over, it repeats instead of having an ending screen like all the other Toons. || [[HR:interview2.html|Watch the toon]] [[HR:interview2.swf|View the Flash file]]
|}

== Games ==


{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old games removed from the games menu.
|-
| [[Image:Litebrite3.PNG|100px]] || '''Lite Brite''' || An older version of the [[Astro-Lite 2600]]. It used to be accessible from the [[Museum]], but it was updated when moved to the [[Handheld Games Menu]] || [[HR:litebrite3.html|Play the game]] [[HR:litebrite3.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Kickinggame.png|100px|Taryn getting kicked]] || '''Taryn Game''' || A [[Powered by The Cheat|Powered-by-The-Cheat-style]] kicking game where you kick a picture repeatedly. It takes 47 kicks to break. The picture is of a girl, [http://aces.tabulas.com/tarebear/5134_35f71.jpg Taryn], from [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]], who finally posted a picture of herself after many people begged her to. || [[HR:taryngame.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:kickthecheat.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Kick The Cheat]]''' || Created to promote the Kick The Cheat doll, this game uses Flash LSOs to keep track of how many times the player can [[Kicking The Cheat|kick The Cheat]] into the brick wall. || [[HR:kickcheat.html|Play the game]] [[HR:kickcheat09.swf|View the Flash file]]
|}

== Old Navigation ==

Various old menus for Toons, Games and the like that are no longer actively used on the site.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Toons Menus
|-
| || '''[[Oldest Toons Menu]]''' || A very old toons menu, possibly even older than the Lava Lamp menu. || [[HR:toonsold.html|View the menu]]
|-
| [[Image:lavalamptoons.png|100px]] || '''[[Lava Lamp Toons Menu]]''' || An old toons menu with a lava lamp as a back button. The remote was used in the museum, but with only [[Single-Button Remote Control|1 button.]] || [[HR:toonsold.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Newer Telebision Toons Menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Telebision Toons Menu]]''' || An old [[Toons]] menu, see its page for details. An earlier version exists without sound, a ''back'' button, descriptions and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]. It can be noted that on the old version, both option 6 and option 1 are "[[The Reddest Radish]]". || [[HR:newtoons.html|View the menu]] [[HR:newtoons2.swf|View the Flash file]] [[HR:newtoons.swf|View the Flash file of the earlier version]]
|-
| [[Image:Chinese Food Toons Menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Chinese Food Toons Menu]]''' || An old [[Toons]] menu. || [[HR:chinesefood.html|View the menu]] [[HR:chinesefood.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Old Remote Toons Menu.PNG|100px]] || '''Old Remote [[TV Time Toons Menu]]''' || The [[TV Time Toons Menu]] before the remote was updated to have [[Puppet Stuff]] and [[Powered by The Cheat]], which were combined into Shorts at the time. It also had Features instead of individual buttons for [[Strong Bad Email]], [[Teen Girl Squad]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]. Instead of a scrollbar, the longer lists had flaps and two separate pages that you could move back and forth on. The newest cartoon was [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. || [[Mirror:20040622_Old_Remote_Toons_Menu.html|View the menu]] (mirror)
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Games Menus
|-
| [[Image:games menu 2001.png|100px]] || '''[[Third Games Menu]]''' || One of the old game menus, this one features a board game theme. Note the links to Strong Bad Email and Marzipan's Answering Machine. || [[HR:games.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| || '''Old games page''' || An old games page. This text is contained in the page source: <blockquote>''Homestar Talker d a n c i b u s Fortune Cookies marzipan's answering machine hairstyle runner Strong Libs''. </blockquote> Also, stronglibs.html seems to be misspelled as stonglibs.html in another part of the source. It was most likely the Third Games Menu listed above. || [[HR:games3.html|View the menu]]
|-
| [[Image:originalhandheldmenu.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Handheld Games Menu#Original Handheld Games Menu|Original Handheld Games Menu]]''' || The original version of the [[Handheld Games Menu]], it was upgraded when the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]] was released. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/games-preshooter.html View the menu] (mirror) [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/games-preshooter.swf View the Flash file] (mirror)
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Strong Bad Email Menus
|-
|[[Image:tandy paper menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Broken Tandy Menu]]''' || An old [[Strong Bad Email]] menu that only goes up to [[gimmicks]]. It was used as a replacement for the [[Tandy 400]] when it exploded. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_paper.html View the menu] (mirror) [[HR:sbemailx.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
|[[Image:Vacation SBEmail Menu.PNG|100px]] || '''Strong Bad Email Vacation Menu''' || An old [[Strong Bad Email]] menu that was presumably used during the email [[vacation]]. Click on the post-it note to hear it say "Hey!" then "Dorks!" then "Get offa me!" and finally "You stink!" This is one of the pages that uses the pop up menu. || [[HR:sbemail(vacation).swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:decemberween emails.png|100px]] || '''[[Decemberween Email Menu]]''' || This was the "no new email notice" used during the holidays in 2002. Since it does not include any actual links to the emails made before that point, they most likely turned into Secret Pages while this menu was displayed. || [[HR:sbemailxmas.html|Visit the menu]] [[HR:sbemailxmas.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Virusemailmanu.PNG|100px]] || '''Old [[Strong Bad Email]] Selection''' || The email selection before the email [[virus]]. || [[HR:sbemail.swf|View Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Shotgunned menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Broken Compy Menu]]''' || The email selection page that appeared between [[virus]] and [[animal]]. The version still on the site lacks the bonus toon it featured when in use. || [[HR:sbemail_shotgunned.swf|View the official Flash file]] [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_shotgunned.html View the page with toon included] (mirror) [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_shotgunned.swf View the Flash file with toon included] (mirror)
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Main Pages
|-
| [[Image:Main6x.PNG|100px]] || '''Old [[Main Page 6]]''' || This is an unfinished main page from 2000. The "new cartoon!" link goes to [[A Jorb Well Done]], the "another homepage" goes to [[Main Page 10]], the "more messages" link goes to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], and the "new toons menu" link goes to the current toons menu. Also, the buttons on the left don't work correctly. Also note that email is above downloads, instead of below store. The only button with a special effect is "Email", which is the same as the normal main page 6 (except that Strong Bad's mouth doesn't open in surprise). Also, Homestar's mouth will move when the downloads or store buttons are moused over, but he won't say anything. Only downloads & the museum (H*R Button) actually work. The other buttons won't do anything. || [[HR:main6x.swf|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Character Pages
|-
| [[Image:sbcharcards.png|100px]] || '''[[Character Cards]]''' || This is a small Flash file which contains an old-style picture of each main character on the H*R Website, except for [[The Poopsmith]] and [[Homsar]], who weren't main characters at the time. It also shows two characters, [[Rejected Characters#Homeschool Winner|Homeschool Winner]] and [[Rejected Characters#The Unguraits|The Unguraits]], who were later rejected. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/cards.swf View the Flash file] (mirror)
|-
| [[Image:Yearbook page.png|100px]] || '''[[Yearbook Character Page]]''' || An old characters page, created circa [[The Luau]]. [[Homsar]] is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a main character back then. || [[HR:yearbook.html|View the menu]] [[HR:yearbook.swf|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Store Menu
|-
| [[Image:store screenshot.png|100px]] || '''[[Flash Store]]''' || A Flash-based store that was replaced by the current [[Store]] around 2005. It includes links to the [[strongbad_email.exe DVD Promo]], which does not appear to be linked to anywhere else either. || [[HR:store_new04.swf|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC id="Old Intros"
! colspan=4 | Old Intros
|-
| [[Image:intro.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Intro]] Duplicate''' || A duplicate of the current [[Intro]], though it is 2 bytes larger in filesize. The reason for the slight difference in filesize is unknown. || [[HR:newintro2.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:ev ev.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Intro 2]]''' || Despite the name, this intro is actually the third intro, made between the [[Old Intro 2|second]] and [[Intro|fourth intros]]. || [[HR:intro2.html|Watch "Intro 2"]] [[HR:intro2.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:ween intro screenshot.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Ween Intro]]''' || The intro that is displayed on Halloween. It always takes links to [[Main Page 7|Main Page 7 "Dead as a Doornail"]]. || [[HR:weenintro.swf|View the Flash file for "Ween Intro"]]
|-
| [[Image:flagintro.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Flag Intro]]''' || An intro featuring Homestar (in his old drawing style) and an American flag, possibly intended for use on Independence Day. When the toon completes, [[Main Page 12]], the Fourth of July main page, is displayed. || [[HR:flagintro.swf|View the Flash file for "Flag Intro"]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old Loading Screens
|-id="Old H*R Loading Screen"
|[[Image:Old HR Loading Screen.PNG|100px]] || '''Old H*R Loading Screen''' || An old loading screen featuring some of [[Homestar Runner]]'s outline and then the text ''H*R''. A parody of the opening to "[[Alfred Hitchcock]] Presents".|| [[HR:hstarr.swf|View the Flash file]]
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Old 404 Page
|-
| <center>[[Image:Strong Bad Error.png|100px]]</center> || '''[[Strong Bad 404 Error Page]]''' || The error page that was used before [[404'd]]. If the mailbox is looked at closely before the letters appear on the [[Email]] page, [[HR:sberror.jpg|the stylized Strong Bad face]] from the old error page can be seen. || [[HR:errorpage.html|view the error page]]
|}

== Other Animations ==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Other Animations
|-id="Matt_Cake"
| [[Image:Mattcake.png|100px|Mattcake]] || '''Matt Cake''' || A [[:Image:MattChapmanwithlittlegirl.jpg|photo]] of [[Matt Chapman]] holding [[Little Girl|his niece]], that he edited to look like a cake for his sister (and the niece's mother) [[Karen Wagner]]'s birthday. The link to Matt Cake originally appeared on [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]]. Click on the cherry farthest to the left to see a picture of [[Wikipedia:Dennis Franz|Dennis Franz]] overlapping Matt's face. The cake appears to say "PATZ" on it. || [[HR:mattcake.swf|View the Flash file for Matt Cake]]
|-
| [[Image:Tirecake.png|100px|Tirecake and snake]] || '''Tire Cake''' || A tire with candles. Click on the one fourth from the top (to the right) to see the snake from the [[Strong Badia]] flag. || [[HR:tirecake.swf|View the Flash file for Tire Cake]]
|-
| [[Image:Awesomerthanyou.png|100px|I am awesomer than you]] || '''SB Sign''' || A sign with [[Atari Strong Bad]] waving his hands next to the text "[[Lowercase i's|i]] am awesomer than you" || [[HR:sbsign.swf|View the Flash file for SB Sign]]
|-
| [[Image:NoFlash.PNG|100px]] || '''Old No Flash Page''' || An old error page saying that Flash needs to be downloaded. || [[HR:noflash.html|No Flash]]
|-
| [[Image:HomestarCostumes.PNG|100px]] || '''Alternate Halloween Costumes''' || Costumes for [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], except that Coach Z is dressed as a [[Wikipedia:Noid|Noid]], Pom Pom is the Skipper from [[Wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]], and Marzipan is [[Wikipedia:Velma Dinkley|Velma Dinkley]]. Also, The Cheat is wearing a different shirt than in the final version, and The King of Town is missing his mustache. The only movement is a light on The Poopsmith's costume. || [[HR:halloween01.swf|View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes]]
|-
| [[Image:Halloween Costumes 2.PNG|100px]] || '''Alternate Halloween Costumes 2''' || Similar to the above, but this time Coach Z and Pom Pom are wearing their final costumes, though Pom Pom is missing the "I love Flint" button. Marzipan is still dressed as Velma however, and The Cheat and The King of Town still have the same mistakes as before. Also, the background is red, and Coach Z has moved from behind Strong Sad to in front of him. || [[HR:halloween01x.swf|View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes 2]]
|-
| [[Image:Homestar's yearbook.PNG|100px]] || '''Homestar's Yearbook''' || The logo for the site's old guestbook page. Scroll over Homestar to hear him say "Sign my yearbook! ... but don't use any [[swears]], because my [[Parents|mom]] reads it." || [[HR:guestyear.swf|View the Flash file for Homestar's Yearbook]]
|-
| [[Image:secret home.png|100px]] || '''h - o - m - e''' || A strange looping animated music video found on the [[Videlectrix]] website. It features a short clip from the song "Home" by [[Wikipedia: Lou Barlow|Lou Barlow]]. It may be unfinished. From 2005 or earlier. || [[Videlectrix:home.html|Watch "h - o - m - e"]] [[Videlectrix:home.swf|View the flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:Halloween 2007 teaser.png|100px]] || '''Halloween Teasers''' || Each teaser depicts silhouettes of everybody in the costumes they would later wear in the following [[Halloween]] special. Note that Strong Bad is always replaced with a science fiction character, and something related to the previous year's special will appear after a few seconds. || [[HR:ween07_teaser.html|Watch "Jibblies 2 Teaser"]] [[HR:ween07_teaser.swf|View the Flash file for "Jibblies 2 Teaser"]] [[HR:ween08_teaser.html|Watch "Most in the Graveyard Teaser"]] [[HR:ween08_teaser.swf|View the Flash file for "Most in the Graveyard Teaser"]]
|-
| [[Image:Trogdor_Intro.png|100px]] || '''Trogdor Index Page''' || For the week of Trogday 2008 this was the index page for the website. || [[HR:fivedor.swf|View the Flash file for the Trogdor Index Page]]
|-
| [[Image:limolive.png|100px]] || '''Limozeen Live Advertisement''' || An ad for a 2008 [[Limozeen]] concert. Also links to [[Limozeen Live! (practice)]] || [[HR:limolive.html|View the ad]] [[HR:limolive.swf|View the Flash file for the ad]]
|}

== Downloads ==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|- bgcolor=#CCCCCC
! colspan=4 | Downloads
|-
| [[Image:Stencils.PNG|100px]] || '''Stencils''' || [[Printable]] stencils to use on pumpkins. Replaced by [[Punkin Stencils]]. || [[HR:stencils.swf|View the Flash file]]
|-
| [[Image:pumpkinstencils.png|100px]] || '''[[Punkin Stencils]]''' || These are the later version of the pumpkin stencils above. They are shown on the main pages each year as one of the updates. There is no other link to them from the site. || [[HR:ween_stencils.html|View the Punkin Stencils]] [[HR:ween_stencils_06b.swf|View the Flash file]] [[Mirror:20041014_ween_stencils.html|View 2004's Stencils]] (mirror) [[HR:ween_stencils.swf|View 2005's Stencils]]
|-
| [[Image:Wow.PNG|100px]] || '''Wallpaper o' the Week''' || Possibly an old feature, meant for the weekly updates section. The link is embedded in the source of the [[Homestar Talker]]. || [[HR:wow.html|View the page]]
|-
| [[Image:Sbtheme.png|100px|Strong Bad theme]] || '''SB Theme''' || A desktop theme for Strong Bad. || [[HR:sbtheme.ZIP|Download the SB Theme]]
|-
| <center>[[Image:Tagtag.PNG|50px]]</center> || '''[[Wireless Bizness]]''' || A page that appears to be intended for mobile phones supporting [[Wikipedia:Wireless Application Protocol|WAP]]. Has some Strong Bad Emails, but no longer works. || [[HR:wireless.html|View Wireless Bizness]]
|-
| [[Image:Hstartheme.png|100px|Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]] || '''[[Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]]''' || A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98. || [[HR:hstheme.html|View the download page for Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]] [[HR:hstheme.ZIP|Download the Homestar Runner Desktop Theme]]
|-
| [[Image:98theme.png|100px|Additional Theme]] || '''Windows 98 H*R Theme''' || A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98. This one is broken, and only downloads the theme song. || [[HR:theme.swf|View the Flash file for Windows 98 H*R Theme]] [[HR:theme.ZIP|Download the Windows 98 H*R Theme]]
|-
| [[Image:Homestar Runner Face Screen Saver.png|100px]] || '''[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver]]''' || These screensavers can also be obtained by downloading the themes. || [[HR:macss.html|Download the Screen Saver]]
|-id="smposse"
| [[Image:SMPosse.PNG|100px]] || '''Strong Mad Stickers''' || Print out Strong Mad Stickers! The design is based on the [[Wikipedia:André the Giant Has a Posse|André the Giant Has a Posse]] sticker design. According to the [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Late Nite JengaJam Interview]], actual stickers were ordered by Mike from stickerguy.com in 2000. He had given these stickers to his friends, including Matt. These are considered an extremely rare find. The interview only mentions them being put in bars or train tunnels. This was the first Homestar Runner "product" ever made. || [[HR:smsticker.html|Strong Mad Stickers]] [[HR:smstickers.ZIP|Download the ZIP File]]
|-
| [[Image:downloadpage.PNG|100px]] || '''[[Downloads|Downloads Menu]]''' || Simply a different name for the downloads menu and the screen is smaller. || [[HR:downloads.html|Downloads Menu]]
|-
| [[Image:Wallpapers.png|100px]] || '''Wallpapers''' || An old wallpaper download page. || [[HR:wallpapers.html|Wallpapers]]
|-
| [[Image:AimIcons.PNG|100px]] || '''MORE TO COME!''' || The page with the AIM buddy icons on it. || [[HR:aim.html|MORE TO COME!]]
|-
| [[Image:Hspapercraft.png|100px]] || '''Papercraft Homestar''' || A printable folding template for a paper Homestar Runner made by [[User:20eric06|Eric]], originally found by clicking on [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-25|papercraft homestar]] when it was on the site as the [[Weekly Fanstuff]]. When the Weekly Fanstuff was changed, this image was no longer linked to. ||[[HR:hspapercraft.png|View template]]
|-
| [[Image:Support the municipality desktop.PNG|100px]] || '''Support [[the Municipality]] Wallpaper''' || Two sizes of this wallpaper were available to download through the [[Main Pages]] on March 16, 2006. || [[HR:wallpapers/municipality_c.jpg|1024×768]] [[HR:wallpapers/municipality_d.jpg|1600×1200]]
|-
| [[Image:TrogdorWallpaperBox.png|100px]] || '''[[Trogdor]] Wallpaper''' || Two sizes of this wallpaper were available to download through the [[Main Pages]] on January 14, 2008. || [[HR:wallpapers/trogdor_c.jpg|1024×768]] [[HR:wallpapers/trogdor_d.jpg|1600×1200]]
|-
| [[Image:PoopsmithWallpaperBox.png|100px]] || '''[[Poopsmith]] Wallpaper''' || Two sizes of this wallpaper were available to download through the [[Main Pages]] on January 28, 2008. Earlier that year, it was used as a [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-01-24|Weekly Fanstuff]]. || [[HR:wallpapers/poopsmith_c.jpg|1024×768]] [[HR:wallpapers/poopsmith_d.jpg|1602×1200]]
|}

== Music ==

Audio files that aren't used on the site.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|-
| '''[[The Cheat]] is Not Dead''' || A sample of "[[The Cheat is Not Dead]]" from [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]. Also found by clicking on '''CD''' on the [[Sticky Notes|post-it note]] from the "Working on my CD" email menu. || [[HR:cheatnotdead.swf|Listen to the song]] [[Mirror:20030730_sbemail.html|View the "Working on my CD" email menu]] (mirror)
|-
| '''Because, It's Midnite''' || A sample of "[[Because, It's Midnite]]" from [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]. Also found by clicking on '''SB''' on the post-it from the "Working on my CD" email menu. || [[HR:midnight.swf|Listen to the song]] [[Mirror:20030730_sbemail.html|View the "Working on my CD" email menu]] (mirror)
|-
| '''MLS Music''' || This is the music from the old cartoon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]. It is a loop from the beginning of Beck's ''[[Wikipedia:Tropicalia (song)|Tropicalia]]''. || [[HR:music.swf|Listen to the song]]
|-
| '''Renegade Master''' || A sample from the [[Wikipedia:Fatboy Slim|Fatboy Slim]] remix of Wildchild's ''Renegade Master'' that was used for the "Characters" button on [[Main Page 4]] for a while, before being removed to avoid copyright issues. || [[HR:renegade.swf|Listen to the song]]
|-id="Poop Smoke"
| '''Poop Smoke''' || A mashup including [[Poot-Slap]] and [[Wikipedia:Deep Purple|Deep Purple]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Smoke on the Water|Smoke on the Water]]''. || [[HR:poopsmoke.zip|Download the song]]
|}

== Images ==
Images (some in Flash, some not) that are not linked to on the site.
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|-

| [[Image:Calibos.gif]] || '''Calibos''' || An image of Calibos. Possible reference material for Strong Sad in [[different town]]. || [[HR:calibos.gif|view calibosgif]]
|-

| [[Image:Dennises.gif]] || '''Dennis''' || An animated GIF of various actors named [[Dennis]]. The cycle of Dennises is [[Wikipedia:Dennis Hopper|Hopper]], [[Wikipedia:Denis Leary|Leary]], [[Wikipedia:Dennis Quaid|Quaid]], and [[Wikipedia:Dennis Franz|Franz]]. || [[HR:dennises.gif|view dennises.gif]]
|-

| [[Image:Franzer.gif|75px]] || '''Dennis Franz''' || An animated GIF with various images of Dennis Franz. According to the [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Late Nite JengaJam Interview]], this was Matt Chapman's avatar on the [[Message Bored]]. || [[HR:franzer.gif|view the GIF of Dennis Franz]]
|-

| [[Image:Joker.jpg|75px]] || '''Joker''' || A photo of Cesar Romero as the Joker. Probable reference material for Strong Bad in [[Halloween Fairstival]]. || [[HR:joker.jpg|view joker.jpg]]
|-

| [[Image:Polaris.gif]] || '''Happily Deranged''' || Cover of the promotional cassette "Happily Deranged", containing 3 songs from the mid '90s Nickelodeon show "[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Pete and Pete|The Adventures of Pete & Pete]]." || [[HR:polaris.gif|view Happily Derranged]]
|-

| [[Image:Coolbot.gif]] || '''Coolbot''' || Appears to be a line drawing of the [[Visor Robot]]. Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner. || [[HR:coolbot.gif|view coolbot.gif]]
|-

| <center>[[Image:Gridback.gif]]</center>|| '''Grid Back''' || The background image used for the grid in the background of the Coolest Stuff Ever banner || [[HR:gridback.gif|view gridback.gif]]
|-

| [[Image:Cooltitle.gif|100px]]|| '''Cooltitle''' || A banner reading "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner. || [[HR:cooltitle.gif|view cooltitle.gif]]
|-
| [[Image:Moreshirts.png|100px|More shirts]] || '''Shirts''' || Two unreleased shirts; A Waffle House parody shirt and a Jamaican Homestar shirt. || [[HR:waffleshirt.swf|view the shirts]]
|-
| [[Image:Cooleststuffeverdotcom.png|100px|The Coolest stuff ever]] || '''Coolest Stuff Ever Banner''' || A banner which says "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Note the title says The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM. The website does not exist though, although a website called [http://www.the-coolest-stuff-ever.com The-Coolest-Stuff-Ever.com] '''does''' exist. || [[HR:coolest.html|view Coolest Stuff Ever]]
|-
| [[Image:Pom Pom Glossy.PNG|100px]] || '''Pom Pom Glossy''' || A black and white picture of [[Pom Pom]]. || [[HR:ppglossy.swf|view Pom Pom Glossy]]
|-
| [[Image:Hsglossy.png|100px]] || '''Homestar Runner Glossy''' || A black and white picture of [[Homestar Runner]]. || [[HR:hsglossy.swf|view Homestar Runner Glossy]]
|-
| [[Image:Glossy_Strong_Bad.PNG|100px]] || '''Strong Bad Glossy''' || A black and white picture of [[Strong Bad]]. Rarely used for "autographs." || [[HR:sbglossy.swf|view Strong Bad Glossy]]
|-
| [[Image:Secret Marzipan Shirts.PNG|100px]] || '''Marzipan Shirts''' || [[Marzipan]] shirts that were never used. One features Marzipan on a pink flower silhouette on a white shirt and the other has inverted colors. Both have the text ''*MARZIPAN*'' written below her in purple text. In front of both shirts is the text ''click to change'', clicking it changes the shirt to a version with smaller text, then no text, and then back to normal. Below the shirts is the text:
<blockquote>''Which do you like best? I think we should get babydolls, mediums, and spaghetti-strap tanktops. and possibly a couple larges or x-larges for fruity guys.''</blockquote>
|| [[HR:marzyshirts.swf|view Marzipan Shirts]]
|-
| [[Image:Secret Halloween Costumes.JPG|100px]] || '''Halloween Fanstuff''' || 35 pictures of people dressed up as Homestar Runner characters for Halloween. ||[[HR:weenstuff/weenstuff1.html|view Ween Stuff]]
|-
| [[Image:Sbcostume10.jpeg|100px]] || '''Halloween Fanstuff''' || Another 5 pictures that link back to the above 35. ||[[HR:weenstuff/weenstuff36.html|view Ween Stuff]]
|-
| [[Image:everybodyknowsiteasteregg1.jpeg|100px]] || '''[[Everybody Knows It]] Production Photos''' || Three behind-the-scenes images of the first [[Puppet Stuff]] video. They used to be Easter Eggs in the fullscreen version. || [[HR:puppet1.jpg|view first image]] [[HR:puppet2.jpg|view second image]] [[HR:puppet3.jpg|view third image]]
|-
| [[Image:Oldpodstarrunnerbackground.png|100px]] || '''Podstar Runner background''' || The background used for the [[Podstar Runner]] menu from 2006 to 2007. || [[Podstar:podcast_bkgrd.jpg|view the background]]
|-
| [[Image:HRCrayon.png|100px]] || '''Crayon Drawing''' || Homestar Runner colored with crayon. ||[[HR:hs_crayon3.jpg|view the large size image]] [[HR:hs_crayon2.jpg|view the medium size image]] [[HR:hs_crayon1.jpg|view the small size image]]
|}

== Other ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=100 | Screenshot!! width=150 | Name !! Description !! width=200 | External Links
|-
| <center>[[Image:This is strongbad.png|100px]]</center> || '''Strong Bad Default''' || A page saying "this is strongbad" || [[HR:default.htm|view Page]]
|-
| <center> [[Image:Homestarstamp.PNG]]</center> || '''Email Updates''' || Before [[The Brothers Chaps]] started updating weekly, this was how fans knew when to check homestarrunner.com. Yet again, the link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker. || [[HR:updates.html|View the page]]
|}

==See also==
*[[Site Components]]
*[[Easter eggs]]

[[Category:Secret Pages|*]][[Category:Lists]][[Category:Downloads]][[Category:Fan Material]]

User:Mas12806

Mas12806 — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:29:26 GMT

Mas12806:

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HRWiki talk:Subtitles

Mas12806 — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:15:56 GMT

Mas12806: Added the languages I could speak.

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{{Subtitles Talk Archive}}

== Language requests ==
=== Dutch (NL) ===

Would you please add NL to [[Subtitles:Languages]]? --[[User:Pdedecker|Pdedecker]] 11:18, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
:I just saw that NL has been added, thanks! --[[User:Pdedecker|Pdedecker]] 18:46, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
::Oh yes, I forgot to post in this thread. You're welcome! Cheers! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:21, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
I speak some Dutch. [[User_talk:Mas12806|Call me]] if you need me. {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 19:15, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

=== Finnish (FI) ===

I would be quite eager to start out with Finnish subtitling cartoons, as I have absolutely nothing to do after I get home from college (weird, huh?). So if someone would add Finnish there, it'd be much obliged. --[[User:Sysrq868|Sysrq868]] 16:58, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
:You should be all set. Go crazy go nuts! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:35, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
I can speak Finnish. Post to [[User_talk:Mas12806|my talk]] if you need me. {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 19:15, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
=== Polish (PL) ===

What I said. [[User:JudgeDeadd|JudgeDeadd]] 04:34, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
:You should be good to go. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:06, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

=== Turkish (TR) ===

Could you add Turkish language to the subtitles, please? Peace at Home, Peace in the World [[User:85.107.249.107|85.107.249.107]] 11:05, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
:I would be happy to, but tell me a little bit about yourself first. Do you intend to write the subtitles pages yourself, or do you just wish that Turkish was already available? If you mean that you're going to help write them, then why not [[Special:Userlogin|sign up for an account]]? It's free and has many benefits. On the other hand, if you just want to be able to read the site in Turkish, then we'll need to find a translator first. Please let me know. Talk atcha later! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:21, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
::Hello, do you remember me? Or an IP starts with 85? Don't remember? Then, look at subtitles requests and choose Turkish(TR) from the navigation menu? Yeah, I did what you say, and it passed some time, but I was looking continually the page whether a reply comes before you reply. And, that's your answer: I'm Turkish, and so, I can read and write Turkish subtitles. I know English, of course, but not all Turks. (Or some of them are know at least). Anyway, I want Turkish subtitles add to the list, and my goal is that HR cartoons have loved by Turkish kids, adults, and everyone. Is this wrong? Say if it is. Anymore, I already tested a SB Email cartoon. Look if you want. [http://subtitles.hrwiki.org/sbemail167/tr Here comes.] OK, I think it (my reply) is long enough. I talked you and if you want, you talk atcha later, too. Thanx. [[User:Homesturk|Homesturk]] 16:57, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
:::Of course I remember you. Glad to see you created an account! I will enable the Turkish subtitles just as soon as I get a chance. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:11, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
::Turkish is now enabled. Start tranglin'! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 07:51, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

=== Italian (IT) ===

Italian is one of the most well-known languages in the world. I think it deserves subtitles. [[User:124.176.190.64|124.176.190.64]] 08:19, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
:See below. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:49, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

=== Japanese (JP) ===

This language is infamous for its bad translations into English - I think it deserves subtitles as well. I am also a fluent Japanese speaker. [[User:124.176.190.64|124.176.190.64]] 08:19, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
:See below. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:49, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

=== Chinese (ZH) ===

Another popular language! [[User:124.176.190.64|124.176.190.64]] 08:19, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
:We don't enable languages just because they're there. We have to have someone demonstrate that they're committed to working on translation. Why don't you [[Special:Userlogin|create an account]] and let us know what kind of input you can give and then we'll talk again. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:49, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

=== Norwegian (Bokmål), code: NO-NB ===

I am Norwegian, and a huge fan of both H*R and H*R Wiki (for real, they are both on my [[Wikipedia:Russ|Russ]] card!)! I was hoping you could add Norwegian Bokmål (there are two official written languages in Norway). But you must know that my intention is to only translate, like, three to five of my favourite toons, just for fun. I honestly believe that as good as all Norwegian H*R fans know English well enough to make extensive site translation unnecessary (primarily because I would guess they are all in their late teens or older). But if you would rather prefer more serious contributions, I respect that. --[[User:WP CEO|WP CEO]] 08:23, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
:Hmm, if you know going in that you're only going to do three to five toons, then it's not really worth all the things we have to do behind the scenes to set it up. If someday you think you could add a more substantial number of subtitles (or if someone else would be willing to help out), then let me know and I'll be happy to enable them. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:35, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
::Oh, I was not aware it was a big job for you, sorry! I will keep this in mind, and mention it to the H*R fans I know. Perhaps I will change my mind about it, we will see. Thanks a lot! --[[User:WP CEO|WP CEO]] 03:13, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

=== Russian (Русский) (Ru) ===

Although I am not anywhere near Russian ethnicly or have fluent knowlage of the language, I still think Russian should be added to the subtitles thing, for a hopefully better international success. {{unsigned|67.172.24.191|01:57, 9 July 2008 (UTC)}}
:Well, it would be nice to have Russian, but I'm not going to add it unless a native or near-native speaker commits to doing a substantial number of transcripts in the language. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:24, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

=== Arabic (ar) ===

Hi! I'll request language again! My Arabic knowledge is basic, but I am upgrading it! What will you say about? 
Talk atcha later! {{User:Homesturk/sig}} 12:25, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
:We tend not to add languages unless there's someone fluent in the language willing to spend the time to make the subtitles... we [[HRWiki:Subtitles#Translating Subtitles|ask that]] people still learning a language don't write the translations – they tend sound odd (often using the wrong words, since the translator hasn't learned the right ones), or the jokes fall flat (if the translator doesn't have enough real-world experience with the language to know, say, what idioms and expressions are often used by the speakers of that language, that would be a good replacement for the ones used in the toons). But don't let that discourage you... keep plugging away at learning the language, and when you're fluent, come back and we'll be happy to set it all up for you :D {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:39, 29 September 2008 (UTC)

=== Serbian (SR) ===

Please add this. [[User:RocketMasterZ|RocketMasterZ]] 21:16, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

== Where are all the Preeeeeow!s? ==

Hey, I was looking at a few pages, and it seems not every email with [The Paper] has a <sfx>Preeeeow!</sfx> near the end. In light of this, I propose a Preeeeow project to add the appropriate <sfx> to the SBemail subtitles. If I end up being the only one doing this, that's ok, but are there any objections/why the subtitles shouldn't include this? Thanks for feedback, [[User:Dutchscout|Dutchscout]] 21:06, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

== Quoting ==

I'm thinking we should expand on the current sbemail quoting standard. Earlier subtitles have them in a usual quote, e.g.:
<blockquote>
"Dear Strong Bad," 
"Do you take you mask and boxing gloves off before you go to bed?" 
"Sincerely, Abdi LaRue San Diego, California"
</blockquote>
However, the ones [[User:Rexy|Rexy]] has been doing recently in a paragraph-spanning form, e.g.:
<blockquote>
"Dear Strong Bad, 
"Do you take you mask and boxing gloves off before you go to bed? 
"Sincerely, Abdi LaRue San Diego, California"
</blockquote>
I find the way Rexy does it more suitable than the way we've been doing it previously. Should we add this to the standards? --[[Special:Contributions/75.5.176.233|75.5.176.233]] 22:11, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
:It really ends up differing depending on who made the subtitles; for instance, when I write subtitles, I tend to do the latter (though I haven't written any in a while). Would be nice if we had some standards, but while the second way is technically more correct, it's not the most well-known grammatical rule. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:21, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
:Indeed, I just noticed that some of the earlier subtitles that I wrote were ''"corrected"'' to the former (end quotes after every line) some time after I had written them. Thanks, Shwoo! 9_9 (Well, okay, like I said, it's not the most well-known grammatical rule.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:24, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
::What (with the "Shwoo! 9_9")? --[[Special:Contributions/75.5.176.233|75.5.176.233]] 23:37, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Shwoo was the user who "corrected" my already-correct quotation mark usage. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:00, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Those are rolling eyes. Shwoo changed something that Jay had specifically intended to be another way, although she was doing what she saw fit since we haven't discussed this before. Jay wasn't ''really'' thanking her. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:03, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::I totally missed the "Thanks,". Oops. --[[Special:Contributions/75.5.176.233|75.5.176.233]] 00:05, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

== Translating into italian ==

Hi, I'm an italian H*R fan and I'm willing to translate the subtitles into italian, what do you think?

== Subtitles Not Working? ==

In Greasemonkey, none of the subtitles are displaying for me anymore. Does anyone else have this problem? I checked my preferences, cleared both the caches, and re-installed it. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:07, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

:Works for me. Is it a specific toon, or did you try several different ones? Just for kicks, what versions of things do you has? I've got FF 3.0.10 and Greasemonkey 0.8.20090123.1 {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 21:38, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
:PS: Oh, do you have an adblocker installed? If so, try disabling it for both homestarrunner and hrwiki (or just disable it entirely temporarily). {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 21:51, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
::It works fine at my house, it's at my dad's office that it doesn't work. I don't have adblock on that computer and all of my software is up-to-date. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 01:59, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
:::And you're sure Phlip's script is installed as well as greasemonkey? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:19, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
::::Well, I can't check now, as I'm not home. Maybe I uninstalled it somewhere along the line by accident. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:23, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm having this problem too. I just noticed it today. I used it and it worked fine the other day. It seems that the script isn't finding the list of languages at [[Subtitles:Languages]]. I do have AdBlock Plus but disabled it temporarily with no change. I'm using Firefox 3.0.11 with Greasemonkey 0.8.20090123.1 and the newest All-in-one script from [[User:Philip/Greasemonkey]] (3.2.7). Perhaps it's related to "We will be making adjustments to the server throughout the evening, including upgrading to MediaWiki 1.15."? --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]][[User_talk:Mini-Geek|t]] [[Special:Contributions/Mini-Geek|c]] 03:09, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
:It's related to the [[HRWiki:Upgrade to MediaWiki 1.15|new upgrade]] and the move to the /wiki/ URLs... it should be fixed now. The script should automatically prompt you to update it sometime in the next day or so, or you can just hit the install link on [[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|the script page]] to do it yourself. If you're still not getting subtitles, it could be because you hit the "Save" or "Clear cache" buttons in the config panel while the subtitles were broken... in that case, just open up the config panel, make sure that the "language" option is set, and hit save. That should bring them back. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 16:28, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

== Subtitle List ==
[[Special:Subtitleslist]] ''really'' needs updated. And it's a good list too. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 12:36, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

User talk:Defender1031

Mas12806 — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:11:42 GMT

Mas12806: /*User_talk:DeFender1031#Request*/Explanation for Defender1031.

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== the next epi-snowed ==

I added that fun fact because it is a little odd that Blue Laser would tell his minion to add something that has already been added, especially since Blue Laser appears to be staring at the list as he says it. I would think this merits some fun fact-ness. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 22:23, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
:It's been added and removed a couple of times, and is on the [[Talk:The Next Epi-Snowed#Cold cuts easter egg|talk page]] without much response. I personally think that something that obvious isn't notable, that's all. You are right, i should have been a bit descriptive in my summary. (Also thank you, my talk page is no longer lonely.) {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:31, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

== Happy 8600 ==

If the template IS on the page, shouldn't we link to it? Why aren't the TD and iMac onthere, either? {{User:Lazylaces/sig}} 14:45, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:This is not the place for this discussion. They are not on there because they are not strong bad's nor has he ever used them to check an email of his... actually, on second thought, he DID use TG once... so perhaps that one should be... i don't know, why not start a thread on the talk page for that template, as in, not here. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:46, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== Good user ==
Would I be qualified as a good user? I know I don't do much, but I try to make articles and Images better...
{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}
:Everybody is a good user! We all do something to help the wiki as long as you're editing, I like to think. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 12:30, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
::Do I qualify? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 02:01, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
:::Of course! :] {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}

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You deserve this. {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 03:45, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
:Thanks. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:49, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
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You deserve ''this.'' You earned it, so hang it on your talk page in honor! {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 16:26, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

== Sorry ==
Sorry that I was mad at you at the talk page. I hadn't exactly realized what you were doing. Sorry. Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 22:44, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
:Not a problem. I understood that you were unaware of the proper way to move an article. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:48, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

== Heyyyy... ==

Will you umm... make me a... halloween sig? {{User:Acam30/sig}} 01:25, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
:I can try, but my sig is very simple, just a gradient. All i did was change the colors of it. In truth, i'm pretty bad at sig-making. I would probably temporarily make homsar in orange on a black background and do something with the letters and those colors. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:38, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
::I can help with the image, if I'm not stepping on anyone's toes here.. (a pink pool of blood, perhaps?) ;) {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 01:45, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
:::I'm already in the process of uploading... some of the edges are a bit off, but i expect it won't matter in the 20px size anyway. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:49, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
::::Ooh okay. Coolio! Opty... for the image I was thinking maybe HOmsar dressed as Slash? {{User:Acam30/sig}} 01:51, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::In that case, i'll let opty handle the image. (I suggest re-uploading over the existing Image:HomsarInPink.png so that it doesn't use another PI page for Acam, as well as so that that part of the sig doesn't need changing.) {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:55, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::Done. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 02:17, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Perhaps it'd look better if you gave him an orange shirt? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:19, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::I don't know. Orange and black aren't the only colors that would look Halloweenish. But here's what he looks like at [http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/9199/orangeslashfullcd0.png full size] and as part of the sig:
:::::::::— '''''[[User:Acam30|Acam30]]''''' http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/7596/orangeslash20pxva7.png
::::::::Acam, your thoughts? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 02:38, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::YAAAAAY!!! Thanks guys! Me likey! {{User:Acam30/sig}} 11:33, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::Do you prefer the blue- or the orange-shirted Homsar-as-Slash? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 17:02, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::Blue is grood. I likes it! {{User:Acam30/sig}} 11:22, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

== Sysop ==

DeFender, you need to be a sysop. I'm surprised that no one else has made you one yet. You would make an awesome one! {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 11:40, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:Wait, DeFender's not a sysop?! I'm speechless here, honestly! I agree, he needs to be one! --[[Special:Contributions/70.143.29.193|70.143.29.193]] 02:28, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
::Truthfully now, I wouldn't mind him to die in a hole. [[Special:Contributions/70.148.111.10|70.148.111.10]] 19:32, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Wha... why?! What'd Deffy do this time? {{User:Acam30/sig}} 19:34, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
::::He didn't die. [[Special:Contributions/70.148.111.10|70.148.111.10]] 19:35, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::I assure you, i'm dead on the inside. Seriously, let's not do this here. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:37, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::Actually, I agree with Acam. He needs to live and live as an admin, now that I think about it... =3[[Special:Contributions/70.148.111.10|70.148.111.10]] 19:47, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

== Your Pic ==
Defender, the [[BMW Lighter|Fire]] in your pic kinda looks like [[The Cheat]] is on [[BMW Lighter|Fire]]... a very crude [[The Cheat]] that is. :P --{{user:Thewi2kbug/sig}} 16:01, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:To me it looks more like a dinosaur smoking a cigarette... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 16:06, 15 October 2008 (UTC)

== Your sig pic ==

Do you want me to possibly remove the background? Just wondering, I'm bored and have photoshop and need to do something productive. {{User:Lazylaces/sig}} 12:40, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
:No thanks. I don't feel like wasting a personal image and wiki server space on a one-time holiday sig. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 15:48, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

== Scripts ==

How do you write scripts? Like to do a gradient comment. Where do I go? What do I do? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 00:00, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
:I don't know what you mean by "comment". But the script i wrote to do gradients is in C++. I've spent nearly 4 years studying programming, which is how i know how to write scripts. I don't know where to tell you to begin. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:01, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

== B-Day! ==

[[Image:TheBee.PNG|thumb|Bee day!]]
Well, not where I am, but in Israel I guess it is. Here's a card I made you: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJEooaD9hTE http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll142/Winnuh/Picture4.png?t=1225407008] 
Your pal, {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 22:53, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
:Well, that's just Danday!{{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:49, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
::"Congratulations, Daniel on your 2008 Birthday! ...I'm [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2!]]" "Uh, I think it says that in the sig, Mikey." "Well I didn't know that!" {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 12:13, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
{{clear}}

aww, crap, someone beat me to it. and mike beat me to it. happy birthday, halloween and dia de los muertos to you, defender. and, as a special treat, and to incluse a homestar reference.......

*ahem*

sweet sweet deffy,

today is the day on your fake ID,

so get upstairs,

uh,

and fix me some Dinner (because it's five here)

now go answer some emails and your birthday gift from me is done

happy Birthday, Dan Foodeater!  {{clear}}
from {{User:Homsarstrongbad150/sig}} 21:01, 31 October 2008 (UTC) and all of hrwiki (probably)

<big><big><big><big>HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEFFY-PIE!!!!!!!</big></big></big></big>
<center>{{User:Acam30/sig}} 00:28, 1 November 2008 (UTC)</center>

== Quick Question ==

Hey! I just have a quick question. How do you submit fanstuff? I searched it, but I just got a link to a page that didn't do anything. I don't know if you know or not, but I thought it was worth a shot. [[User:Tigerstripe|Tigerstripe]] 21:58, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
:I really don't know, having never done so myself. I assume it's as simple as sending a picture of it in an email to TBC, but i really don't know. [[User:Phlip|Phlip]] once got his thing featured, why not try asking him? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:47, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
::You could always just [[Email]] TBC.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:55, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

== irc problem ==

hey, dan. i got disconnected and when i try to go back in, it says my nick is in use and doesn't let me in. any way around this? or do i need to wait? {{User:Homsarstrongbad150/sig}} 23:43, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
:nevermind. i'm back in {{User:Homsarstrongbad150/sig}} 23:45, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

== my mentor... ==

I'm probably thinkin' you're my mentor and all. I could nominate you for sysop abilities, but keep up the good work. --{{User:The 386/sig}} 20:11, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:Thanks. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:17, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

== Redirects ==
Hi [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]], It's [[User:Mas12806|Mas12806]]. I was meaning to ask you, how do you make a redirect? I wasn't exactly comfortable asking an [[HRWiki:Bureaucrats|admin]], and I needed to know how so I could keep the Wiki moving. And your welcome for the Brunswick Stew! Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 02:34, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
:You create a page with the content <nowiki>#REDIRECT [[Target Pagename]]</nowiki> {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:41, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
I knew that way, but when I tried that, it came out as this instead as a regular redirect:

#REDIRECT [[Homestar Runner]]

And a regular redirect page looks [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Homestar&redirect=no like this]. Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 03:00, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 03:00, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
:What do you mean by a "regular redirect"? what kind of redirect do you want? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:37, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
::Did you put a space between the "#" and the word "REDIRECT"? That would cause the redirect not to work. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 03:39, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Note that when you preview a redirect page, that's how it'll look. When you actually submit, the MediaWiki software does its magic, and it turns into a proper redirect page. --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 03:49, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Now I understand everything. Thanks [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]], [[User:Homestar-winner|Homestar-winner]], and [[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]]. A new redirect I did: [[The Brothers Chaps Office]]. Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 13:04, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

==Could you set me up with a Sig?==

[[User:homsarstrongbad150|homsarstrongbad150]] sent me to you if I wanted a sig and colourful username, could you tell me how to do it? [[User:ALJ123456|ALJ123456]]
:You may want to start [[HRWiki:Signature|here]] and [[Help:Signature|here]]. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:01, 30 November 2008 (UTC)
::Hey DeFender, I have a sig but can you blend some colurs together plz? like green and black and whatever else? It would be a big help. thx. also, could you show me how to make it show up whenever i do <nowiki>--~~~~</nowiki>? At the moment i just paste in the code. zee you nezz tim! [[Image:homsar_evolution_current.png|20px]][[User:Open Source Greg|Open Source Greg]][[Image:Open_Source_Greg.png|20px]]([[User talk:Open Source Greg|talk]] · [[Special:Contributions/Open Source Greg|edits]]) 
:::I kind of need you to be a bit more specific about what you want. And as for making it work with the tildes, go to your preferences, set your signature to be "<nowiki>{{User:Open Source Greg/sig}}</nowiki>", and make sure the "Raw signatures (without automatic link)" box is checked, and then save. That should do it. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:02, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
::::wow, thx. I guess my sig is good enough. [[User:Open Source Greg|Open Source Greg]] 00:44, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::Would you suggest changing my sig at holidays, or my birthday? {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 00:54, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
::::::I like to. But it's totally up to you. If you're like me, you'll just bug smart peoples like Deffy here to make you one whenever a holiday rolls around. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 03:30, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::And if you're REALLY smart, and your name is Acam30, you go online while you're editing to say hi every so often... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:32, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Actually, Acam30, I wasn't suggesting he make me one for holidays/birthdays, I was asking if it was a good idea to change it for holidays/birthdays. Also, could anyone tell me how to blend colours together in your sig? Thanks. {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 04:06, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::The color blend thing is a script i wrote that is currently available only to me, that i intend to re-write at some point to make it web-based so that anyone can have access to it. At the moment, you need to tell me exactly what colors you want and what the text should be, and i can do it. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:11, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::Basically, I just want to have one color blend for the whole year, and change the pictures to match that time of year. The color blend I want is dark green --> light green --> white/light grey. Do you think you could help me? {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 10:18, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::Also, I want a thicker font. {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 10:26, 5 April 2009 (UTC) Sorry if this is too much, but I feel [[Bogus Mathematical Theorems|the better the sig, the better the user]]
::::::::::::Never mind the font, I figured that out :) {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 10:43, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::Do you think you could help me with the color blend by the 8th of april? because that's my birthday? {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 09:45, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

== "then why did you delete this too?" ==

If you really want to know, it's because I'm using the Wii to edit again. (my Lappy's battery doesn't charge) {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 02:28, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

== DVD transcripts ==
I did the commentary transcripts for [[coloring]] and [[trading cards]], but they probably weren't completely accurate. Can you take a look at them both, please, and fix them both if you can? Thanks. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 00:50, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:What makes you think that i have the DVDs? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:01, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
::I've seen your scripting for the [[keep cool]], which is on the same DVD as the two emails I did, so I figured you might be able to help. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 01:05, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Whoops. My mistake, it was The Pizz who had done the [[keep cool]] email. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 01:10, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

== Sandbox problems ==
I checked the sandbox it it was all weird. there were blue boxes and black boxes covering everything. Can you try to change it back?[[User:Luis123|Luis123]]Luis123[[User:Luis123|Luis123]] 02:36, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

== Apparently I'm Not Helping ==
I have recently been charged with not helping when I post on the wiki.

Where I come from, teaching people to learn the meanings of phrases before they use them IS contributing - To society and education.
Where I'm from, education is paramount and stops you becoming a retarded txt speaker and McDonalds employee. {{unsigned|85.210.103.185}}
:Anonny, your edits were not constructive but disruptive. Your tone was confrontational, and your edits belonged on the talk page, not on the actual article. If you have any criticism on what should be in articles and what should not be, then please use the talk page to voice your concerns. In a civilised manner. Thank you.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 19:30, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

== user boxs ==

you used when you discovered hrwiki twice
:Thanks, but it's not. One is when i discovered the site itself, the other is when i discovered this wiki. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:50, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

== Pi revert ==
{{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Pi&diff=prev&oldid=623102 concerning this edit}} 
Can you please give me a reason why you think it is not a stretch? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 11:59, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
:They picked those numbers and dates. They have been known to stick in references to pi in subtle places. It stands to reason that they purposely picked these to reflect pi. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 12:10, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

== Why come ==

okay, sorry, I didn't know about that page.
:nothing to apologize for. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:57, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
::oh. well then i guess i made ur bottom ten

== Bottom 10 ==

I saw your bottom 10 and I am sorry. --{{User:Blow Up the Ocean/sig}} 21:23, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
:Hahahahaha, it took me a second, i was about to write "for what?" when i realized.... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:26, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
::I was going to write your opinions are total crap, but I thought that wouldn't be nice. --{{User:Blow Up the Ocean/sig}} 21:30, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
:::That is correct. That wouldn't be nice... But since you didn't actually say it, it makes it totally fine to say that you WOULD HAVE said it. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:46, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

== Thanks! ==
Hey man! Thanks for fixing my page along with [[User:It's Dot Com|It's Dot Com]]. I've been trying to do that ever since I signed up! With Lots of Crap, [[User:Record307|Record307]] 01:33, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
:Any time bro, glad i could help. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:33, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

== Talkheader ==

Hey, I've created a new template at [[Template:Talkheader]]. I was wondering if you were any good at Wiki code, because I'm having three issues with it. Once the box is finished, I'd like to customize it to the Homestar Runner Wiki. Also, if this is redundant, let me know. [[User:Son|Son]] 16:35, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
:Hey there, i'm actually curious what all these templates you're creating are for. We tend not to create templates without extensive discussion. I get the talkheader one, but not the others. (Also, there's better ways to put headers on all pages of a namespace than templates, and such a thing is best left up to the site developers.) {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 16:36, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
::Thanks for tagging those. I wholesale copied the Talkheader template from Wikipedia. In the process, it had these other templates layered in it. In my tired idiocracy, I tried to build those as well. It was becoming hopelessly complicated. At that point, I at least moved them into my userspace, though it's probably a lot simpler to just delete those in the first place. I thought that perhaps a talkheader would be a nice improvement to the site. I probably should have put in a request some where. If that's the case, I'll keep that in mind for the future. [[User:Son|Son]] 16:47, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
:::Well, i can tag the remaining ones in your user space for deletion if you want. As for the talk page header, we already have something sort of like it, {{tl|talk}}. It might be worth expanding and seeing if the devs want to have mediawiki automatically add it to the top of every talk page. I certainly would support the idea, your template makes it very clear what talk pages are for, and it might be good to have a short list of talk page rules there. I think i'll bring it up with the devs and get back to you on it. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 16:52, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Yeah, that sounds good. I appreciate your help! [[User:Son|Son]] 16:55, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::Anytime. And let me officially welcome you to the wiki. I notice you joined over a year ago, but didn't do much at the time and never got properly welcomed.
::::::Thank you! I appreciate your welcome to the Wiki! [[User:Son|Son]] 17:05, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

== tt ==

I looked up what < tt > means...
From [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TT#Computing_and_electronics Wikipedia]:
An HTML element for teletype or a monospace font family, e.g. <tt>monospace</tt>.
I'm guessing it's something that standardizes fonts if people use different skins in their preferences.

Hope this was of interest to you. It was to me when I saw you wondered (what I'm sure was probably more rhetorical than less...), so I looked it up. Thought I'd spread the word!
[[User:Son|Son]] 18:36, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
:Thanks. It was unnecessary where it was anyway, also i think that these days it's been obsoleted in favor of more standardized css. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:56, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

== Pictures ==
Hey dude, one question. You wouldn't mind if you could send me pages that need images, I'll be happy to supply one! I mean you don't have to do it every day but, just tell me pages that are in DIRE need of images. Asking for a favor, [[User:Record307|Record307]] 23:09, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
:Actually, you can see that yourself if you visit the [[:Category:Articles Needing Images|Articles Needing Images category]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 23:13, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

== OMG! ==
DUDE YOU ARE A SAVIOR! THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH. I FINALLY HAVE A SIG! Just one question...
How to I use my sig?--{{User:Record307/sig}} 01:15, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
:Look in your [[Special:Preferences|preferences]] under "signature", and paste <nowiki>{{User:Record307/sig}}</nowiki> into the box. Make sure to check the little box for a raw signature. Cheers, {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 01:06, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
::Did you follow my link at all? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 01:11, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
:::Yeah see {{User:Record307/sig}} 01:14, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Awesome, man. Just, awesome. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 01:38, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
Side note to this...is it acceptable to use a signature icon of someone's who hasn't been active on the site in over a year? [[User:Son|Son]] 05:06, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
:I'm afraid you'll have to be a bit more specific. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 05:11, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
::I saw a user who's been inactive since November 2007 (methinks) with a Steal Your Face. I left a note on the user's talk page, so you can check in my recent contributions to see it. I'd like to use it, if that's considered kosher. [[User:Son|Son]] 05:22, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

== Cricket Helmet ==
Hi, I dunno if you saw it, but I was hoping you could clarify your answer on the image talk page. -[[Special:Contributions/132.183.151.94|132.183.151.94]] 15:42, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

== The recent block warning ==

I can't tell any change between the post you did and the way MichaelXX2 "fixed" it for you. Can you explain the difference, just for the sake of someone unfamiliar with wiki syntax? -[[Special:Contributions/132.183.140.140|132.183.140.140]] 23:44, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
:Sure. when putting "subst:" before a template, it will replace, or SUBSTitute, the template call for the actual code contained therein. For example, if i have a template named "example" that contains "This is a sample template", if i were to write "<nowiki>{{example}}</nowiki>" somewhere, then when i go to edit the page, it'll still say "<nowiki>{{example}}</nowiki>" in that spot on the edit page. If i wrote "<nowiki>{{subst:example}}</nowiki>" instead, it would instead have "This is a sample template" written. Outwardly, the pages would look identical, only in the code does it matter. I hope that answers your question, cause i don't know how to make it any clearer. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:51, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
::That was clear, thanks a lot. -[[Special:Contributions/132.183.140.140|132.183.140.140]] 23:55, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
:::What I don't get is why you reverted it, considering that [[:Template:blockwarning|using "subst" is Wiki policy.]] --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:54, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Feel free to ask me privately. And i don't consider that instruction sheet to be "policy". {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:56, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::Actually, reverting it myself was my mistake. Looking back on it, you're not supposed to edit people's talk page posts unless they're breaking the page, contain foul language, or similar. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:18, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

== Thank youuu ==

I saw that crappy and unfunny vandalism that somebody did on a certain page. Thanx for reverting it. THAT was just an eyesore. If somebody's gonna vandalize the least they can do is make irt clever and funny. --[[User:Sonicstar Runner|Sonicstar Runner]] 23:49, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
:That's my job, defending the wiki, defending the policies of the wiki, defending my friends, defending my family, defending good programming practices... But i guess now i'm just rambling... Sooo.... yeah. '''Vandals:''' 0 '''''[[User:DeFender1031|DeFender]]'':'' [[User:DeFender1031|1031]]''''' 23:57, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

== kinda funny... ==

Do the proximity of [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Peeing&curid=31657&diff=628896&oldid=628891 these] [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Fourth_Wall_Breaks&curid=3841&diff=628898&oldid=628875 three] [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:Peeing&diff=next&oldid=628747 edits] seem a little ironic to you..? -[[Special:Contributions/132.183.151.187|132.183.151.187]]
:I'm unsure of the connection you're trying to make... and by "unsure" i really mean "no freaking clue". {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:36, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
::Just that you accused the edit summary of "No" of being vague. -[[Special:Contributions/128.103.10.17|128.103.10.17]] 02:01, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
:::You are correct of course, i'm guilty of it too. I wasn't complaining about the summary per se, i was just asking for a clarification. Everyone makes vague summaries sometimes... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:13, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

== Congratulations!! ==

You have won a triple Lappy email praising/Teen Girl Squad/Cheat Commandos award!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry if the Cheat Commandos image is too small.

[[Image:Superaward.jpg]]

This is the award.

== Different opinion ==
Yeah, so I thought I made a valuable contribution to the Homestar email toon article, I even went through the legwork of doing the necessary research to make everything authentic. Boy was I cheesed off to see it deleted within seconds! It took me a few days to do the trackdown, and it pointed to you. I was REALLY cheesed off until I went to your home page, and then I saw why you deleted said additions. I thought my contributions were significant. Heck, I never write ANYTHING online without first considering if it will be worthwhile or just internet poop, whether this note be a Facebook note or a blog. But after reading your page on what you think good content is, especially regarding pop culture references, I understood why you removed them. Yes, I will stand by my post. I still think it was important information. But I've had limited exposure to pop culture as a whole, so it's likely that the information I supplied could be found in a hundred places. And you feel that a reference to a concept (a reference that can come from a dozen sources) is unnecessary to mention. I agree. It just hurt to see my first post wiped out in seconds. --[[User:Bauerman24|Bauerman24]] 04:18, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
:I'm not entirely sure what edit you're referring to, as you seem to have not made any edits with your account before this one, but i assure you that i meant no offense by reverting. For a long time I've said that we need a mechanism to revert edits while still letting people know that their contributions are welcome, but unfortunately such a thing would be tedious and annoying to do, as we often get anonymous users who make one-time edits that aren't worth keeping. But anyway, would you mind clarifying to which edit you are referring? Whatever it is, i'd be glad to discuss it. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:39, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
I did the edit before I had a real account, so I just showed up as an IP [I KNEW you were going to look! haha]. The address WAS [[97.89.178.220]]. Probably the last one, but I don't know how to link to the history page or anything. I'm still new to this whole "edit-a-wiki" thing.

Like I said, I read why you remove posts like mine [even though I didn't know I was referring to common phenomena at the time]. I can't stand wasteful or poorly-written posts. I've edited a fair share of run-on sentence posts. So, thank you for keeping your wiki cleaned up and informative. These things can get bloated with junk fast.

Thanks for being understanding about it. I don't expect to see my work back up. In fact, I'd prefer it stay down, in the interest of an accurate, more concise wiki. Again, thanks for understanding and reading my concerns. I only hope that I can contribute some useful information to this wiki in the future. --[[User:Bauerman24|Bauerman24]] 04:55, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

== strong sad ==

Make a Strong Sad fanstuffy thing! "Each day we die a little more" is awesome! --[[User:Fangoriously|Fangoriously]] 05:15, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
:I sorta got to a point in my life where i actually HAVE a life, so i haven't done any of those for a while... I had nearly forgotten about them actually. At one point i was planning on doing some of my favorite extended monologues and quotes with them, but unfortunately, life intruded. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:54, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

== Signature ==

How did you get your signature to be that cool? --[[User:Fangoriously|Fangoriously]] 15:56, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
:He's awesome like that.-{{User:Record307/sig}} 16:35, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
::Which aspect specifically? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:57, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
:::I want the gradient affect like in your siggy. --[[User:Fangoriously|Fangoriously!]] [[User talk:Fangoriously|Chat]] 19:47, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
::::I have a script that i wrote that does it. If you tell me the colors you want and what text to use, i can generate a code for you. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:21, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::I want pink to purple, with the text "Fangoriously!" My talk page link ("Chat") can just be red. --[[User:Fangoriously|Fangoriously!]] [[User talk:Fangoriously|Chat]] 00:39, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::You used a script? Dang, I had to go Google and search for all the HTML color codes individually... {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 00:48, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::For Fangoriously: How's this? Fangoriously! (Chat) Personally i think the pink is too light at the beginning, so here it is again starting with dark pink. Fangoriously! (Chat) Which do you like better?
::::::For Guard Duck: I WROTE a script. Slightly different than merely using one. I am just THAT good. Seriously though, color codes aren't that hard to learn. Also, don't feel so bad. I did all the color calculations BY HAND for the first attempt at my sig, until i realized how helpful a script would be. I should really re-write it though, because though the code works and works perfectly, it's very messy code. Ideally, i should port it to javascript or something to make it available online. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:57, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::You WROTE a script, well that's very impressive. Kudos to you for always being one step ahead. (Incredibly weak Homestar pun alert) {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 01:13, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

== Behind the black ==

You say what happens behind the black stays behind the black. In Flash file world, which is where the toons really are, what happens "behind the black" that you see in the Flash file but not on the HTML page is really in the beautiful field of white. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 00:09, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
:I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 10:56, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
::I'm trying to say the toons are really only Flash files, and what you see in the Flash file but not on the HTML page is in the white, not behind the black. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 13:32, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Cute, but homestar says differently in [[flashback]]. But whatever you want to call it, the rule on the wiki is that we don't note "goofs" that are outside the frame and therefore don't appear in the html file, whatever you want to call it. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 14:57, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
::::Think of this another way. All the articles are written from the perspective of the html file, not the flash file. If something odd occurs "behind the black", it will not be visible when the html file is viewed and is therefore not a goof. Simply put, there's no reason whatsoever for the TBC to animate things that won't be seen in the html file anyway. So to avoid creating extra pointless work for themselves, they take shortcuts, like not bothering to put Strong Mad's mouth or Strong Bad's legs in. They are deliberate ommisions, not goofs, which is why we don't mention them unless they are ''very'' unusual. Also, you're not supposed to be watching the flash file anyway. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:44, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::I am still wondering why they put in a RED MARK during Theme Song Video's Flash file at the pool scene. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 21:46, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::Regardless of the reason why there happens to red mark offscreen, it is still nonetheless too mundane to be worth mentioning in the article. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:06, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

== No Longer Useful Images ==

Is it OK if I go through [[Special:Unusedimages|Unused Images]] and add not useful images to [[User:DeFender1031/ISC/No Longer Useful]] for you? I'll even try to update templates used on the images themselves and on the lists linked from [[User:DeFender1031/ISC]]. Although [[User talk:The Chort/Archive#Abandoning other users.27 images|I was once told]] by It's Dot Com that "we don't delete images simply because they're not being used", but this just seems like being lazy to me. I mean, if they're never going used ever again, what's the point in keeping them? {{User:The Chort/sig}} 13:24, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
:Well, that's exactly the point of that page... i was gonna wait till it was fuller before calling too much attention to it. Anyway, the point is to put images that are unused AND in no way homestar-related, not just unused as those could have a concievable use in the future. I wouldn't mind you adding images such as those there, just please keep them in alphabetical order. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 13:32, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
::You're marking things as done when they are still missing headers and stuff... The point of this project is to clean up the summaries of image pages, not to get rid of abandoned personal images, that's the side point. Changing personal images to abandoned personal images is not part of this project at all. To clarify, I don't mind pages that have not been cleaned up and given good summaries and headers being put on the no longer useful page, i ''DO'' mind pages that have not been cleaned up and given good summaries and headers being marked as done. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 13:47, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
:::Yikes, I've really screwed up this time. Ok, maybe I should just stick to compiling the list of No Longer Useful Images and leave everything else alone? {{User:The Chort/sig}} 14:05, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
::::It's alright, no biggie. If you want to cleanup the pages as you go on, that's fine with me, just make sure you're actually doing it. This was actually helpful, as it showed me that i wasn't descriptive enough when talking about what this project entails. I'm gonna add a checklist to the page that should help. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 14:09, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::I've just remembered, this wiki already has a list of abandoned personal images that probably have no use whatsoever to the wiki. [[:Category:Personal images abandoned|This page]] does pretty much exactly the same thing as No Longer Useful, except it shows you the images themselves and works automatically thanks to the personal-image-abandoned template. Would it be easier just to use that page? {{User:The Chort/sig}} 14:16, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::I'm aware of that page, however my page is slightly different. While there is much overlap, not all abandoned personal images are no longer useful (some could be screenshots from HR, which we should keep) and not all no longer useful images are abandoned personal images (such as if something similar to [[:Image:bat-climb.jpg]] were left over somewhere). {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 14:19, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

== 2AnswerYourMAM? ==

I did it because obviously SB likes to prank call Marzipan so putting in a Subsection would be better so you can actually see when he was Prank Calling and when he was doing something else on the Machine. [[User:Meaty85203|Meaty85203]] 02:40, 5 March 2009 (UTC) The Same Person who made the sublist edit ):

== Spamer ==
DeFender, I think we have a spamming user in this wiki, I tried starting a talk page of [[Sbemailiarized!]] wondering if it was a promo for 2009's batch of Sbemails and Hremails, but some guy whose user idenity was not shown said that it was a compent about sbemails and that there would be no more hremails, and it got the page deleted. [[User:MICGAGUH]]

== Plz ==

i'm want do good edits stop of undo my edits becouse is so dumb undo my edits [[User:Lucsar|Lucsar]] 20:02, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
:Sorry, the way things work here is community consensus. you can't just make edits that you feel are right and expect them not to be reverted when the community has already decided on something. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:05, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

== Request ==
Hey Def. Can you make me a sig...i have no idea how to do it, and ive seen some of your work. I really "appreceat" it. [[User:Geonightman|Geonightman]] 15:55, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
:Well, I'm afraid that in the vast sea of sig possibilities, there are many sig fishes... you need to be a bit more descriptive as to what kind of sig you want... what colors? fonts? pictures? power doors? rear deck for dinner and dancing? a proboscis? Let me know and i'll see what i can do. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:46, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
::Well im kinda partial to the color green. So anything other than Baby puke. If you have the Doom [[Font]] (Which you can get in the fonts menu) thatd be good. And i guess the pixalated [[Stinkoman]] from [[Stinkoman 20X6]] would be cool. If your allowed animated stuff for the sig then i guess a running stinko would be kool. Thanks for helpin out. [[User:Geonightman|Geonightman]] 18:50, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
Hi DeFender:
I see you edited my question on recent changes talk page. I specifically said in the summary that no one should replace the question because I saw seven other people saying and asking the same thing. I just wanted to save some space. Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 18:11, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

== "'I Say it Looks Bad' Won't Help Resolve This" ==

The reason I think that is that one can easily argue against it by saying, "I say it looks good" and most of the time I have no idea whose opinion is more valid, especially since neither of us is a sysop. I won't be surprised or ashamed if writing this has no affect on how you argue. I just had to explain [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People&diff=prev&oldid=644082 this summary] in a place where it would fit. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 21:14, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

== Regarding "How talk pages work" ==

Um, if no one's allowed to remove incorrect information, you should tell that to IDC [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki_talk:FAQ&diff=637045&oldid=637004]. -[[Special:Contributions/170.223.0.55|170.223.0.55]] 22:30, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
:That talk page is a special case. Its purpose is not for the discussion of the corresponding project page or of any article, but is a help desk. Anyone replying to a question on that page is in a sense taking it upon themselves to speak for the wiki, and there are ways to do that and ways not to. In the case you cite, the reply was not only patently false but rude to boot. Rather than strike out or simply contradict the incorrect response, it was better just to remove it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:50, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
::I see. -[[Special:Contributions/170.223.0.54|170.223.0.54]] 23:02, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
:::Speaking to {{p|l=http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:Where_U_Goin%27_2%3F&diff=prev&oldid=645429 the issue we're actually talking about}}, our guidelines state that one should "not remove posts from a talk page unless ... there is a clear, compelling reason the post must be removed." Trying to avoid confusion by removing something you yourself said in error is probably okay, if it's caught fast enough (and I think eight minutes is fast enough). On the other hand, the comments are benign enough that it's also probably okay for your comment and DeFender's reply to stand as they are (with nothing being struck out). I think it was unnecessary for him to revert you once you had removed it, but now that it's back it doesn't need to be removed a second time. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:14, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

== Sorry 2 ==

The "did you even check" wasn't aimed at you. I was attempting to revert with an edit and, for whatever reason, it didn't give me an edit conflict when you did the same. Sorry 'bout that. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:49, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
:Oh... heh... i thought the summary looked out of place... No harm done. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:50, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

== Accidentally made a page ==
can you delete http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Cheat_Commandos_2_Part_Episode:_Part_2 ? i made it without realising there arleady was a page.

== Strong Bad and The King of Town's Relationship ==

In your edit summary, you said, "yeah, we tend to specifically NOT bypass redirects with pipes for several reasons." What does this mean? like, what is a pipe? {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 00:16, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
:"|" is a pipe. in wiki terms "pipe" is short for "piped link". a piped link is a link in the form "<nowiki>[[link|link text]]</nowiki>". We generally prefer linking to redirects where they exist over piping to avoid them for a variety of reasons. Hope that helps. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:25, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
::that makes sense, but i still don't know any of the reasons haha. i mean, i can think of one: in case a page is fairly long, doing that would help somewhat with the byte count, but that's the only thing i can think of. i hate to make you try to tell me a long list, but maybe a few others? {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 00:31, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
:::Byte count shmyte count... roughly 50,000+12=roughly 50,000. That's not the issue. There was a [[HRWiki talk:Standards#(Don't Fear) The Redirect|discussion]] on it some time back. The biggest reason is if there's a link to something that redirects to a section on a larger page, but could be made its own page eventually, the link wouldn't need to be changed, the redirect would just be made into a full page and viola, now your page links where it's supposed to. (That doesn't really apply to "X" vs. "The X" but meh.) Other reasons include that it looks better in the page source without the pipe, and that if people click on a link to one thing, it makes sense to have a little notice at the top saying why they got another. (Also doesn't REALLY apply in the case of "X" vs. "The X", but i'm a stickler for consistency.) That said, it probably doesn't matter SO much in this case, and wasn't really worth the extra couple of edits either way, but like i said, i like consistency. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:58, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
::::haha okay that works. what i was thinking was if you had several on the same page, that would end up multiplying. Those make more sense; thanks. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 01:13, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
==Main Page 24==
Did you see my edit summary? i was running out of room, so [[other days|i had to abbreve everything]]. it should have said: "yes i saw that afterwards and decided not to revert myself b/c the remark seems to suggest otherwise as it is. the explanation is thorough, but since there's only one shirt subject tbc didn't invent, and because the remark suggests the shirts would be clear, i think it should be in both places." i know we typically don't put information in two different places on the same page, and i could understand if there was just the one asterisk instead of two, but as it stands, the remark suggests that everything is unblurred when that is just not the case. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 21:21, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
:From the "Button Effects" section:
:*'''[[Store]]''' — Glasses are placed on the viewer, allowing for better vision. Homestar's shirts are still blurred.
:Hence, there is no reason to add it to the remark. Further, the remark says you can watch the OTHER animations unblurred. It does not imply in any way that the shirt will be unblurred, especially when the button effect says explicitly otherwise. Lastly, this type of thing goes better on the talk page of the article in question, rather than a user talk. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:25, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
::(1)I am officially blind for (a)not seeing that you said that (b)not seeing that it was in button effects. (2)ok i see your point now (3)i just figured you would see it faster on your talk page than on the page's talk page. and since you reverted me twice, i decided to ask you instead of anybody. i haven't been reverted this much (not just this; it's happened a lot lately) since before i created an account. maybe i need a [[vacation]]. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 21:32, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
:::That's all perfectly alright. No hard feelings. :) {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:42, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

HRWiki talk:Recent changes patrol

Mas12806 — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:53:46 GMT

Mas12806: Asked a question at the top. And please don't replace my other question, everyone was asking that.

Hi Guys:

Does anyone know how to patrol edits with that arrow showing multiple edits at a time? I can't patrol one. Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 17:53, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

How do you join? -- [[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 11:32, 3 May 2005 (PDT)

:Just add your name to the list and start patrollin'. Thanks for your interest. — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 18:42, 3 May 2005 (UTC)

::I guess I already kind of do that... (Except for the marking pages as patrolled, I didn't know that.) What's the difference between just doing it and joining, except for that you HAVE to do it when you join? [[User:Kvb|Kvb]] 20:41, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

:::There's not much difference, in all reality. We're simply trying to foster a feeling of belonging by forming these various committees. You're certainly free to patrol edits without adding your name to the list. — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 01:01, 5 May 2005 (UTC)

::::Well, I added my name anyways. I don't really have a feeling of belonging yet, though. We'll see... [[User:Kvb|Kvb]] 10:40, 6 May 2005 (UTC)

== Patrol a troll ==

Do you mark an edit as patrolled if it's a trolling edit? --[[User:Gafaddict|Gafaddict]] 23:28, 3 May 2005 (UTC)

:No. Instead, copy the URL of the diff from your location bar and use that in your entry on the [[HRWiki:WikiTroll]] page.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 01:19, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

::Why wouldn't it get marked as patrolled? "Patrolled" just means someone has seen the edit, it doesn't necessarily mean the edit was a good one. If I'm looking down the list and see an edit that isn't patrolled, then see that it was trolling, I'm likely to head over to the WikiTroll page myself and add the guy again. Doesn't it make sense to mark those so we don't duplicate our efforts? — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 15:11, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

:::Yes, perfect sense. I just encountered a similar situation where someone had already reverted a bad edit. I needed to patrol both the bad edit, and the edit that reverted the bad edit. This way, neither show up in the [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Special:Recentchanges&hidepatrolled=1 hidepartolled] display.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 15:16, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

::::Sorry, Tom, you lost me. Are you advocating marking all edits as patrolled, or do you think we should leave bad edits as unpatrolled? — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 15:58, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

:::::Whoops, sorry. Yeah, you're right. Everything should be marked patrolled. After one has dealt with the situation (reverting the page, adding the diff to the WikiTroll list) they should mark the edit as patrolled.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 16:16, 4 May 2005 (UTC)

== Marking new pages as patrolled ==

I found a couple new pages that weren't patrolled. It took me a while to figure it out myself, but it's a different process to mark a new page patrolled. Since there is no "diff" link from recent changes, you instead click on the article name. At the bottom right corner of the article, there's a link that says "Mark this new article as patrolled". Hope this is helpful. — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 15:59, 4 May 2005 (UTC)
:And if it's a new page that then has an edit it's even more complicated - as far as I can tell no link lets you "Mark this article as patrolled" directly - you have to mark all the changes as patrolled so only the page creation remains, then hide patrolled edits. Then two bugs cancel each other out and you can do the procedure Joey says above on the page. The page displayed will appear to be the current revision, but clicking "Mark this article as patrolled" in the bottom right will mark the original page creation as patrolled. Convoluted? Yes. Works? Yes. {{User:phlip/sig}} 15:37, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Is anyone else actually doing this? ==

I just single-handedly patrolled over a thousand edits (about 4 days worth). Took me about 8 hours in between tech support calls (today was a slow day). The recent changes screen is BEAUTIFUL right now. Not a red exclamation point to be found. I don't want to have to do this again, so everyone try to
stay on top of it from now on. Thanks. — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 21:45, 12 May 2005 (UTC)
: I've noticed that there's pages and pages of unpatrolled edits sometimes. Is there anyway to keep the Hide Patrolled option on? it's aggrivating to have to patroll an edit and then turn it back on every single time. [[User:mibluvr13|mibluvr13]] 23:48, 12 May 2005 (UTC)

:I do it everytime I see a red exclamation mark, but the past couple of days they have already been patrolled (by you, I'm guessing). →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

:I do it whenever I'm bored, which is a lot. --[[User:thatkidsam|thatkidsam]] 19:33, 15 May 2005 (UTC)

::I think our biggest challenge is going to be weekends and Mondays. I'm paging through the recent changes page this morning and, using some very rough calculations, I've counted approximately 2,800 edits. As I said, it took me eight hours to patrol a thousand last week. This is going to be a headache. ['''EDIT:''' LOL, I wasn't hiding the patrolled edits! My bad. There are really only about 600 unpatrolled edits from the weekend. That's not bad at all,
actually. We can probably knock these out this morning without breaking a sweat.] — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 14:35, 16 May 2005 (UTC)

:::How important is it to patrol every edit? -- '''''[[User:Joshua|Joshua]]''''' 14:43, 16 May 2005 (UTC)

::::I suppose it's not super-important, but if people like our committee members are willing to patrol, it helps keep the wiki machine well-oiled. Believe it or not, there are several minor (and maybe even a few major) vandalisms we miss each week. I've caught a few while patrolling that may have never been caught (until some unsuspecting user stumbled across them later). I've also found patrolling to be quite helpful in my welcoming committee duties. When you're paying attention to all the edits you're more likely to find new users. Patrolling isn't necessary, it's just another helpful check and balance in the wiki system. — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 15:00, 16 May 2005 (UTC)

:::::I just started doing it.--[[User:Bad Graphics Ghost|Bad Graphics Ghost]]

::::::At least new pages should be patrolled. This doesn't take long and is very easy, but no one was doing this yet (see [[Special:Newpages]]). [[User:Ed smildE|EDSMILDE]]

I just did about four hundred and there are at least five hundred more to go. I can't possibly be the only one on today willing to patrol edits, can I? And remember, just because you've viewed an edit, doesn't mean it's been marked as patrolled. You have to click "Mark as patrolled". {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 04:12, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:I'm doing it unofficially right now. I can certainly start marking them as patrolled, but are there any guidelines? procedures? I assumed only admin-types were supposed to do it. --[[User:notstrongorbad|notstrongorbad]] 04:22, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

::I have been finishing up about 40 or so right now. I don't think we have to go past that. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 04:23, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I assume it wouldn't be appropriate to mark your own edits as patrolled? —[[User:notstrongorbad|notstrongorbad]] 03:57, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:There's no rule against it, and styles vary. If you're doing minor work, it's certainly okay. Personally, if I make a major edit, I'll leave it unpatrolled, at least for a little while, to give someone a chance to review it. After some time has passed, however, I'll go ahead and patrol my own edit. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:32, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)

::If you're using Firefox, you can middle-click (or scroll-wheel-click) a bunch of links at once to open them in new tabs, patrol them and close the new tabs, and then just refresh the patrol-hidden list. If you're using IE< then I can't really help. {{User:Laramie/Sig}} 02:15, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

:Thanks Laramie, that's an excellent trick. It's so fast and easy, it's got me patrolling again. Thanks man. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 02:42, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

This is getting rediculous. I count over 5000 unpatrolled edits! Can anybody help me? --[[User:DENNIS|DENNIS]] 00:06, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
:Yeah, I'm working on patrolling, but I personally don't feel confident patrolling the Talk, User Talk, HRWIKI, or HRWIKI Talk namespaces. So I would hazard a guess that DENNIS' 5000 number is a bit misleading. {{User:Flashfight/sig}} 00:09, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

== Patrolling New Redirects ==

There's a few redirects that need to be patrolled. Everytime I click on the page it goes through the redirect and when I turn the redirect off (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Tgs&redirect=no) there's no "patroll this page" link. It's driving me crazy! Can anyone figure it out? --[[User:mibluvr13|mibluvr13]] 17:16, 27 May 2005 (UTC)

:If you click on a link in Recent Changes that goes through a redirect, the "Mark this edit as patrolled" link should be at the bottom of the page that the link redirected to. Get it? {{User:FireBird/sig}} 17:25, 27 May 2005 (UTC)

==Exclamation Point==

What does the red exclamation point mean? Okay, call me stupid but I really don't know what it represents. --[[User:Happy|Happy]] 18:47, 14 Aug 2005 (EST)

:The red exclamation point is an unpatrolled edit. If you see one, by all means patrol it. If you need further assistance, see the instructions at the top of [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:00, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Just trolls or content? ==

When marking a edit as patrolled, does the correctness of the content matter? I'm not a H*R expert and am leery of marking an edit as "correct" but don't mind marking them "not a troll". [[User:Benabik|Benabik]] 00:07, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
:When you mark an edit as "patrolled", it lets other users know if that edit has been seen and reviewed. If it is a [[HRWiki:WikiTroll|troll]], however, you then have to revert the edit. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 00:10, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
::If I'm not sure whether the edit is good or not, content-wise, I just click "back" instead of marking it as patrolled. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:14, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
:::That's being irresponsible, commy. Oh-wait, I didn't mean that to sound the way it did. I-I uh....man. Like, woah.{{User:Seriously/sig}} 00:18, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
::::Umm, I don't know exactly what you mean, Seriously, but I thought I'd mention that I do the same thing as Dot com, because that way others will check and see if it's good content-wise (one person can't always be sure, after all). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:21, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
::::'''(Edit Conflict)''' *ahem* Anyway, my two cents: I usually mark the edit as patrolled when I've read it and evaluated it - if I'm pretty sure it's a bad edit, I'll usually revert it or re-edit it, but either way, I mark as patrolled to let others know it's covered. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 00:23, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
:::Seriously, Seriously, if you don't have anything to say, you don't have to post. Also, it's being ''responsible'', because it leaves the exclamation point there until someone else can check it out. For example, I don't know all the ins and outs of the [[Stinkoman 20X6]] game, and so I have a more difficult time patrolling edits on that page than perhaps some other users (other than to see if an edit is vandalism or not). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:25, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
::::This sort of thing (people patrolling edits just to patrol edits) is exactly why I don't like the patrolling checkboxes *controversy controversy* ;) If you're not *sure* that the edit is OK, please leave it unpatrolled, otherwise people who only patrol unpatrolled edits won't look at it. That's my two cents. Seriously, it is not at all irresponsible to leave an edit unpatrolled if you're not sure if the edit is OK or not. I leave ALL edts unpatrolled, because I don't want to end up the final arbiter on anything. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 00:28, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
So true. But it's dot com, just because it's easy to make fun of my name, doesn't mean you have to make an entire other edit to make it funnier.....i'm watching you.......{{User:Seriously/sig}} 00:32, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
Also, i thought it was funny that i called you commy because that is a traditional abbrev. for communist. and while i am not against them, some people are. {{User:Seriously/sig}} 00:33, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
:I'm not sure what you meant by calling Dot com a commy, but i ''do'' know that there are people in this world that seem to bring trouble wherever they go. I don't think it's Dot com's fault that all this drama has happened whenever you've been around the past few weeks. I am keeping [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:It%27s_dot_com&diff=246330&oldid=246138 what you said] close to my mind, and I would appreciate it if you would not make Dot com's, whom I have the utmost respect for, life more difficult. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 00:55, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

== Check this edit ==
I don't have this DVD, so I don't know if this is right or not: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=cheatday&curid=780&diff=252303&oldid=250157&rcid=197699]

:If no one else is able to check this out today, I've got the DVD at home and could check it this evening. — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 18:07, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

::I followed the whole transcript, and it's good. The new edits were correct. — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 03:22, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

== Adding a name to the list ==
Seeing as the tildas don't work in the columns, how do you do a timestamp when you sign up? [[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 16:14, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

:Not trying to be rude or anything, but someone validated this, so either they're validating pages without wanting be be marked on the patrol (which i can understand), validating pages and having a similar problem to me, or are on the patrol but didnt bother spending a minute or so more to give a bit of advice! [[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 17:37, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

::Some people will just patrol edits without really reading them – just check they're not vandalism and then click the link. Best bet is usually to wait at least a day or two before commenting that noone's replied. Anyways, for your question: there's a couple of ways you can get the timestamp when <code>~~~~~</code> doesn't work – you can install the [[Help:UTC clock|UTC clock]] and copy it from that, you can type <code>~~~~~</code> outside the table, hit Show Preview and copy/paste it... the easiest would be to just not put a timestamp there at all and let someone else who understands that sort of thing fill it in from the [{{SERVER}}{{localurl:HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|action=history}} edit history]. {{User:Phlip/sig}}

:::I have already fixed this, but the fix relies on things that are not available until 1.6. So, just as soon as we upgrade, adding a timestamp using tildes will work as expected. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:02, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

== Patrolling Oneself ==

I just found out that I can patrol changes I made myself. This should be made impossible, because it means that someone can hide his or her own vandalism. {{User:Loafing/sig}} 03:47, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
:Just so you know, very few vandals are that smart. They don't necessarily know Recent Changes even exists. Also, many vandals are annonymous IPs, and they cannot patrol at all. It is true, though, that it's possible for them to do this, and for that reason it's actually a good idea, IMHO, to check edits even after they're patrolled if they're from an unfamiliar username or IP. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:56, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
::I know this is a really old post, but I just wanted to point out that it is now technically impossible to patrol oneself. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 11:03, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
:::I'm still getting a "mark as patrolled" button for my own edits. Can I patrol them myself? It's pretty infuriating when I take the time to approve others' edits and no one bothers to approve mine, even if they are legit. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 22:00, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
::::I think a script has been set up to where you can't patrol your own edits. Trust me, I've tried. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 22:02, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

==Reverting Pages==

Is there a button or anything to revert pages? I can't find it.[[User:Panamon Creel|------Panamon Creel]] 14:56, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

:See [[HRWiki:FAQ#I think I've found some defacement on the wiki. What can I do?]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 16:55, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

==I Can't Find Any Red Exclamation Points==

Why is this? [[User:I'm Not Certain|I'm Not Certain]] 22:58, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
:Are you logged in while viewing [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]]? {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:00, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
::Yes. [[User:I'm Not Certain|I'm Not Certain]] 23:04, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

:::Hmm, then I can't think of what could be wrong — you should see a red exclamation point to the left of each unpatrolled edit in Recent Changes. Perhaps try a different browser (FireFox is the best for the wiki), but other than that I can't think of what the problem could be. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:10, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

::::I'll try that. [[User:I'm Not Certain|I'm Not Certain]] 23:15, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

:::::I'm on Safari and it works, to let you know. {{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 23:16, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

:::::It isn't working, maybe it's because I'm new. [[User:I'm Not Certain|I'm Not Certain]] 23:22, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
::::::Red exclamation points take a certain period of time before they appear. I don't know what that period of time is, but... {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 23:25, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
:::::::Oh, that sounds like you need to wait to be autoconfirmed, then, I'm Not Certain. In that case, you'll need to wait a little over a day from now before you'll see the exclamation points. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:29, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
::::::: Ok, I can wait. [[User:I'm Not Certain|I'm Not Certain]] 23:31, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

== Is anyone still doing this? ==

I just spent the better part of this weekend, and a 12-pack of [[Wikipedia:Tab(soft drink)|TaB]] Patrolling what-seemed-like all of the edits from the last week in the Main Namespace. It just seems that with 181 people "committed" to serve in this patrol, why are there still a backlog of literally hundreds of edits from the last month that have gone unpatrolled? I mean, sure it gave me something essentially mindless to do as I sat on the couch and watched the Celtics and Bruins, but it would be really good if people were to accept the commitment they've made and actually patrol some edits. {{User:Flashfight/sig}} 00:19, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
:It's similar to the deal with the Welcoming Committee we discussed over the course of almost a year. (See that talk, and have a fresh coffee when you do.) Listing membership here is pointless. There's no oversight, no requirements, it's just "oh, I can sign on to this, maybe they will make me a sysop". Welcoming is something I do as often as I am able without need to sign up for a "welcoming committee", and patrolling recent changes, well, I guess I am totally unaware of why it's important. I generally look at as much of the history, patrolled or not, as I can upon login. I often find changes that need to be fixed. That's been the case for years. So unless this relaxation in patrolling is a very old phenomenon, predating my activity, I don't see any point in patrolling. I never look to see if it has been, I never do it, and I remain yet-to-be-convinced of its importance. The list, though, that's stupid. No need for it, in my opinion. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:13, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
::To use a tired and not-particularly-enlightening internet phrase, IAWTC. -[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 05:05, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
:::Perhaps there should be requirements for membership in the committee, like doing at least ten patrols within a month, etc. --{{User:DENNIS/parapet}} 23:53, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

HRWiki:Validation committee

Mas12806 — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:44:53 GMT

Mas12806: Removed myself.

This committee helps to ensure that all wiki pages validate as proper XHTML and CSS. This means stripping out bad code, replacing it with good code, and helping to educate our community on what tags can and can't be used in valid code.

== First order of business — font tags ==
There are many <nowiki>text</nowiki> tags hanging out here and there. Many people are using them in their sigs. Since font tags are allowed in XHTML 1.0 Transitional, it's okay if people want to continue using them, but they should make sure to enclose the color declaration in quotation marks to keep things valid. However, we should try to switch to everyone to <nowiki>text</nowiki>. This method is much more forward compatible.

== Second order of business — tag ordering ==
Another major problem that people tend to do is end their tags in the wrong order. For example, someone might put <nowiki>''[[Homestar Runner'']]</nowiki>. This causes major issues with XHTML (or any HTML for that matter) and should be rectified to <nowiki>''[[Homestar Runner]]''</nowiki>.

== Firefox validation extension ==
For those who use [http://www.getfirefox.com Mozilla Firefox], there's a great extension for validating pages on the fly. It's called [http://users.skynet.be/mgueury/mozilla/ HTML Validator]. This should be helpful in patrolling the wiki for invalid markup, and is recommended for all validation committee members who use Firefox.

== Internet Explorer Developer Toolbar ==
Similar functionality can be enabled in Internet Explorer by using the [http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=E59C3964-672D-4511-BB3E-2D5E1DB91038&displaylang=en Developer Toolbar]. It does, however, only use the W3C Online Validator, albeit a bit more convenient.

== Opera validation ==
The [http://www.opera.com/products/desktop/ Opera browser] also has simular functionality, simply right click on the page, and select 'validate' and you will be transfered to a W3C page detailing the results of the validation.

== Online Validator ==
Pages may be validated online using the {{pl|l=http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hrwiki.org%2Findex.php%2FHRWiki%3AValidation_committee W3C Validation Tool}}.

== Members ==
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#[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]] 18:39, 13 April 2005 (UTC)
#[[User:Tom|Tom]] 18:45, 13 April 2005 (UTC)
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#[[User:Rob|Rob]] 02:46, 16 April 2005 (UTC)
#[[User:Ed smildE|Ed smildE]] 20:55, 16 April 2005 (UTC)
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#[[User:firefoxman|firefoxman]] 00:11, 30 April 2005 (UTC)
#[[User:Stinkoman K|Stinkoman K]] 22:33, 13 September 2005 (UTC)
#[[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]] 18:52, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
#[[User:Jweb Guru|Jweb Guru]] 17:42, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
#[[User:Phlip|Phlip]] 01:58, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
#[[User:Jmoney|Jmoney]] 19:38, 21 November 2006 (EST)
#[[User:Ten Ten|Ten Ten]] 03:16, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
#[[User:Techgeekmbg|Techgeekmbg]] 19:40, 18 June 2007 (EST)
#[[User:Foop|Foop]] 5:13, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
#[[User:slipknot6477|slipknot6477]] 14:07, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
#[[User:Wichesbrew82|Wichesbrew82]] 00:07, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
#[[User:DevonM|DevonM]] 3:17, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
#[[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] 15:03, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
#[[User:Bluebry|Bluebry]] 00:38, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
#[[User:Sylar|Sylar]] 20:38, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
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Store Freebies

Mas12806 — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 15:02:11 GMT

Mas12806: The Coasters are back.

{{storenav}}
With a certain amount of money paid for your order at the [[Store]], you get a freebie, or a free piece of merchandise. These are the freebies currently being given away.

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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! For Orders !! Name !! Description
|- id="freebie_coaster"
| [[Image:mini-freebie coaster.JPG|150px|Mini Freebie]] || Under $25.00 || Mini Freebie || Double or single-sided drink coaster.

|- id="freebie_bumpersticker"
| [[Image:Bumper Stickers.png|150px|Big Freebie]] || $25.00 - $49.99 || Big Freebie || Single bumper sticker.

|- id="freebie_sb_patch"
| [[Image:Strong Bad Freebie Patch.png|150px|Jumbo Freebie]] || $50.00 - $74.99 || Jumbo Freebie || Exclusive Strong Bad sew-on patch.

|- id="freebie_figurines_one"
| [[Image:Figurines Set One.PNG|150px|Ultimate Freebie]] || $75.00 - $99.99 || Ultimate Freebie || Set of Series 1 Figurines.

|- id="freebie_figurines_one_and_two"
| [[Image:Figurines one and two.PNG|150px|Jumbo Ultimate Freebie]] || $100.00 or more || Jumbo Ultimate Freebie || Both the Series 1 and Series 2 Figurines.
|}

===Past Freebies===
These are past freebies that are not currently offered.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! For Orders !! Name !! Description
|- id="freebie_trogdor_sticker"
| [[Image:Trogdor sticker.png|150px|Mini Freebie]] || Under $25.00 || Mini Freebie || [[Trogdor]] or [[Teen Girl Squad]] sticker.
|- id="freebie_pins"
| [[Image:Freebie pins.png|150px|Big Freebie]] || $25.00 - $49.99 || Big Freebie || [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Trogdor]], and [[Eh! Steve!]] mini pins.
|- id="freebie_hsr_keychain"
| [[Image:Homestar Keychain.JPG|150px|Big Freebie A]] || $25.00 - $49.99 || Big Freebie A || [[Homestar Runner]] Star Logo keychain.
|- id="freebie_sb_keychain"
| [[Image:StrongBad Keychain.JPG|150px|Big Freebie B]] || $25.00 - $49.99 || Big Freebie B || [[Strong Badia]] [[Stop Sign]] keychain.
|- id="freebie_figurines_two"
| [[Image:Figurines Set Two.PNG|150px|Jumbo Freebie]] || $75.00 - $99.99 || Jumbo Freebie || Set of Series 2 Figurines.
|- id="freebie_floaty_pen"
| [[Image:FloatyPen.PNG|150px|Floaty Pen]] || $100.00 or more (or free with a [[Store Accessories#Messenger Bags|Messenger Bag]]) || Floaty Pen || A [[Strong Badia]] themed pen with [[The Cheat]] rolling in the [[Tire]].
|}

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[[Category:Store|Freebies]]

User:Mas12806

Mas12806 — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:39:19 GMT

Mas12806:

[[Image:Wikistress3D_3_v3.jpg|thumb|right|150px|I really want to win the last Kick The Cheat.]]
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<tr align="center"><td style="border-top:1px solid gray;">[[User_talk:Mas12806|Talk]] | [[Special:Emailuser/Mas12806|Email]]</td></tr>
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==Introduction==
Hei, I am Mas12806. One of the dozens of #1 [http://www.homestarrunner.com homestarrunner.com] fans. I enjoy this wiki, which is why I joined to help. I am proud of all the templates, and pages of this organization.

Pages I have created:

*'''[[Office of The Brothers Chaps]]'''
*'''[[Dana Swanson]]'''
*'''[[Jim and Rosy Chapman]]'''
*'''[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Hsr_webmail.jpg My Personal Image]''':
*'''[[Snake Boxer]]''' (I changed the redirect because Snake Boxer '''''5''''' means there is more than just one.)
*'''[[Talk:Diet Brown]]'''
==External Links==
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Free Country, USA

Mas12806 — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:18:10 GMT

Mas12806: One part didn't have a space after the period.

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|+<big><big>'''Free Country, U.S.A.'''</big></big>
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{| border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=0 style="background:#f9f9f9;"
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| align=center | [[Image:FCUSAMaybe.PNG|125px|FCUSA from space... probably.]] FCUSA from space... probably.
|}
|-
| '''Language''' || [[Wikipedia:English language|English]]
|-
| '''Nominal Monarch''' || [[The King of Town]]
|-
| '''Population''' || [[Characters|22, at least]]
|-
| '''Currency''' || [[Wikipedia:United States Dollar|U.S. Dollar]] ([[Free Country, USA#Economics|probably]]) [[lackey|Pencil Shavings]] ([[Free Country, USA#Economics|sometimes]]) [[Strong Badia#Economy|quesos]] (Strong Badia)
|}
'''Free Country, USA''' (also spelled '''Free Country USA''' and '''FCUSA'''), is where the [[Homestar Runner universe]] is centered. All of the [[:Category:Main Characters|main characters]] live, work, and play here.

==Geographical Features and Locations==
[[Image:The Empty Field Of Green.png|thumb|The thriving hub that is Free Country, USA]]

Free Country, USA features a verdant [[The Field|field]] that typically serves as a central link between the various features of the landscape. At the center of the field itself is [[The Stick]], which functions as a landmark and a meeting place for [[Strong Bad]] and whomever he chooses to meet there. The edge of the field is lined with what appear to be trees. They represent the edge of Free Country. Probably also somewhere in or near the field is a stream with a picturesque [[The Stone Bridge|stone bridge]]. [[Date Nite|Once]], Strong Bad and [[Homestar Runner]] rocketed their [[USS Flirtini|cardboard submarine]] backwards along this stream, ending up in a large, open body of water. This may or may not be [[The Pond|the pond]] Strong Bad and [[Coach Z]] have been seen fishing in, or the sea; [[Marzipan]] once [[Homestar Presents: Presents|mentioned]] a location she referred to as "the wharfs", featuring crab traps and trapped baby seals. Rounding out the natural features are mountains (usually seen only from a distance). The foothills of these mountains are likely located in the nearby [[Spooky Woods|woods]], as they contain at least one [[cliff]]. There is also one "hot spot", [[Carrot and Kazoo Hill]].

Specific locations in Free Country are treated with a certain ambiguity. Somewhere at the edge of The Field is the [[The Athletic Field|Athletic Field]]; logically, [[Coach Z's locker room]] is near the Athletic Field. The kickball field seen in [[Kick-a-Ball]] is probably near or in the athletic field due to the scoreboard there. Somewhere near the Athletic Field is [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. Other locations include a building containing a [[The Classroom|classroom]], used for multiple purposes by most of the characters, [[the Office]] where many of the characters work, and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], a once-popular haunt for Homestar.

The toon [[Summer Short Shorts]] features a sequence with [[Pom Pom]] that reveals that Bubs' Concession Stand, as well as a dense forest, is very near [[Strong Badia]]. A similar forest can be seen in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. However, the Pom Pom short depicts the forest and Bubs' with Strong Badia set in between them, whereas Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon shows Bubs' on the edge of the forest with no Strong Badia to be seen. This forest may or may not be the [[Spooky Woods]] that is usually seen at night in Halloween-themed episodes.

''[[Homestar Ruiner]]'' and [[Baddest Of The Bands]] feature a map of Free Country, USA, but eschews any sense of proper geography, in favor of allowing the player to move the various landmarks around the landscape to their liking. In [[Strong Badia the Free]], the [[King of Town]] eats Strong Bad's map, forcing him to write the names of locations in the spaces on the board for an old Maps and Minions game that was lying around in Strong Badia (In this game, locations are placed on the map by the game rather than by the player, but as Strong Bad is simply writing the names of locations on a board game, this is still not a proper map of Free Country, USA). Coincidentally, the King of Town was using his own copy of Maps and Minions Deluxe to coordinate his own forces, though his map didn't exactly match Strong Bad's.

===Characters' Homes===

As with Free Country's locations, the homes of different characters do not exist in rigidly established locations. With the exception of Coach Z's locker room and [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] home (which is also [[The King of Town]]'s grill and therefore always near [[The King of Town's castle]]), none of the characters' homes have clear a geographical relation to each other. This ambiguity carries over into [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], in which Strong Bad adds locations to his map at his (or more accurately, the player's) own discretion.

Some clues exist concerning this, however. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]], Strong Bad (as Cableman Jorge) asks Marzipan to buy a "hundred-foot spool of coaxial cable" in an attempt to get free cable service; this would imply the two houses are rather close to each other. In [[The King of Town DVD Commentary]], Strong Bad claims that The King of Town does not live in the castle, but in a "run down and creepy" "two bedroom job... next door" to him, although this was probably slanderous. Also, the similar designs of the exteriors of Marzipan's and Homestar's houses may be a hint that they were built from the same blueprints, as houses within a development often are. In the email [[unnatural]], a gigantic [[Bubs]] silhouette is seen walking from a silhouette of Strong Badia to The King of Town's castle, making it in several steps. This suggests that the castle is actually very close to Strong Badia.

==Flora and Fauna==

The flora of the land is somewhat sparse. Most of Free Country's ground is covered in evenly cut grass and long rows of large green bushes. Other types of shrubs and bushes make appearances from time to time; some bushes have been known to have [[Senor Cardgage]] inexplicably emerge from them. Though trees are seldom seen in Free Country, they are usually presented as being [[Wikipedia:deciduous|deciduous]], evidenced by the barren branches seen during Free Country's autumn. Occasionally [[Wikipedia:conifer|evergreen]] trees have been shown (usually around [[Decemberween]]). Flowers are incredibly rare and have only been seen in a couple of cartoons.

Fauna is in even shorter supply. Save for the [[Sea Creatures#Fish|fish]] in the pond, a few [[Bugs|crickets]], [[bees]], a number of bats, at least one [[Fat Bluebird|bird]] (others have been heard), [[The Bug|fly]] (some were seen at other places, including the trash can in [[invisibility]]), and [[Gavin|cockroach]], plus the characters themselves, no other animal life has yet been seen in Free Country, USA.

[[The King of Town]] at one point had [[The King of Town's Sheep|sheep]]. Whether he still owns them or ate them all is open to debate. It was at one time rumored that a [[Multi-Function Dragon|dragon]] menaced the castle, but even if he really existed, a story line shows it being slain.

==Politics==
[[Image:The KoTs Castle Grand.PNG|thumb|150px|The King of Town's Castle]]
Free Country appears at first glance to be a [[Wikipedia:monarchy|monarchy]] since it is nominally ruled by [[The King of Town]]. However, since Free Country is a [[Wikipedia:municipality|municipality]] and not a kingdom, the King of Town would technically be a [[Wikipedia:lord|lord]]. However, the self-conferred sovereign's reign is not widely recognized by the populace, so Free Country could be considered to be in a state of [[Wikipedia:Anarchy|anarchy]], where there is no accepted centralized government but the members of the community co-exist with loosely established rules that maintain order.

To this end, Free Country can muster a meager police force consisting of [[Homestar Runner]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Coach Z]], and [[Bubs]] to ensure that anyone engaged in [[Crimes committed by Strong Bad|criminal behavior]] (to date, only [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]]) are [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|placed firmly]] in [[jail]] (a large cardboard box). Since there is no need for an army (nor a government to stand one up), Free Country has no official military. It is, however, home to the [[Homestarmy]], a meager militia that includes a [[Frank Bennedetto|popcorn machine]] and is led by Homestar Runner. The Homestarmy once attempted to conquer Strong Badia (see below), but appears to represent no cohesive political movement (other than expressing discontent stemming from "playing second fiddle to a two-bit [[wrestleman]] and his yellow dog"). The King of Town has occasionally expressed an intention to exercise actual power, going so far as to mobilize [[The Municipality|his own military force]] headed up by [[The Poopsmith]], as seen in [[disconnected]].

Besides the King's castle (which would be the seat of government if the King's rule had any legitimacy), there is a different building containing a [[smoky office]] which has been used for various purposes, including a [[The Interview|newsroom]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|police station]], and a set for the ''[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]'' films.

The name and the currency used imply that this town is in the United States of America, and in [[trading cards]] Strong Bad makes reference to himself "here in the states" when addressing a Canadian writer. Yet any further details, regarding what state or town "Free Country" is in is never mentioned. They may have to pay taxes, however, as evidenced by [[A Decemberween Pageant]] and [[Arcade Game]].

===Strong Badia===
[[Image:Strongbadia.png|thumb|150px|Strong Badia]]
[[Wikipedia:Enclave|Within Free Country's borders]], the territory of [[Strong Badia]] exists as an autonomous enclave. Strong Badia has a [[flag day|flag]], a [[Strong Badia National Anthem|national anthem]], and has even had to [[The Battle of Strong Badia|defend its autonomy]] from [[Homestarmy|outside aggression]], as seen in [[army]]. Although Strong Bad said that Strong Badia doesn't have/need an army, the local gang, [[On Point Kings]], have transformed from being a simple group of guys hanging around to a band of shady <strike> missionaries</strike> mercenaries that specialize in black ops, brown ops, and the occasional beige op. Whether or not Strong Badia is a "real" country is open to debate, since the permanent population of Strong Badia is a [[tire]] and it's only the size of a backyard. A few email senders seem to call Free Country by this name, presumably because the characters talk about Strong Badia more often than Free Country. However, Strong Bad specifically addressed this issue in [[keep cool]], limiting the borders of Strong Badia to the empty lot.

==Other Territories==

Mentioned from time to time (and seen only via the depicted map) are other territories outside Free Country. If the circuitous path of Homestar's [[In Search of the Yello Dello|journey]] to [[Potamia]] for [[The Yello Dello]] is to be believed, Free Country borders the territory of [[Far Off Lands]]. Very little, if anything, is known about these territories or their relation to Free Country, although [[Prance]] is known to make at least one [[Hairstyle Runner|Homestar Runner-related product]].

According to the original Characters page and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The Brothers Strong]] come from a land called Parts Unknown.

Strong Bad claims to have a secret family (surnamed Mudgeman) in a community named Broiter Grove. If there is any shred of truth to this supposition, it can be assumed this community is near Free Country, USA, as Strong Bad is clearly without a working car.

==Economics==

The economics of Free Country are as ambiguous as the locations and politics of the territory. The local currency is [[Wikipedia:Federal_Reserve_notes|U.S. dollars]], although this official currency is augmented by a strong barter system that allows trade of goods and services (further suggesting that the government has no central banking power); most local commerce occurs at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. Pencil shavings have been accepted by [[Bubs]] at least twice, in [[lackey]] and [[secret identity]]. Also, in a Easter Egg in [[colonization]], Homestar declares that 'Dirty [[Diapers]]' were to no longer be considered legal tender. In the email [[flag day]] a coin is visible that resembles a quarter. It is the same color, appears to be the same size, and has a face and words on both sides of it as well as words on the top and bottom of the coin. The date on it would be on the wrong side, though. The face on this coin is Strong Bad's. This implies that it is Strong Badian money, which implies Strong Badia is its own country. Strong Bad could be making this coin up because it has some of the words of the song he is currently singing printed on it. There was also a coin with a head of [[Trogdor]] on one side and his tail on another, seen in [[Kick-a-Ball]]. This somewhat suggests that Trogdor has his own type of currency, or the coin was made only for sporting events like kickball. It seems that there is some crabbing industry, as there are crab traps at the wharf (which often claim baby seals), even though this supposed wharf has never been seen.

Bubs' Concession Stand is known to accept these forms of currency:
*Cash
*Money
*Cash Money
*Pencil Shavings (added to the sign by the Cheat)
*Quesos (Strong Badian curency)
*First Born Children
[[Image:Bubs Last Stand.PNG|thumb|150px|Bubs' Concession Stand]]

It is also unclear as to how rent or mortgages on the houses owned by Free Country residents is paid. [[Strong Bad]] mentions in [[colonization]] that he had to give [[Bubs]] his first and last month's rent deposits, but other than that, no other characters have mentioned how or when they pay rent.
===Employment===
:''Main article: [[Occupations]]''
Bubs works at his stand as a general fix-it man. He has also been seen as a mechanical worker at [[The Office]], and as a bartender at [[Club Technochocolate]]. [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Coach Z]], and [[Pom Pom]] work in some kind of an office, at least occasionally. Homestar also hosts [[The Show]]. [[Strong Bad]], in addition, had a "part, part, part, part, very part time job" as a giant [[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] in [[part-time job]]. He quit that job, however, when he realized that he needed to rush back to Marzipan's house to finish his email before the [[Lappy 486|Lappy]] lost its battery charge. [[Strong Mad]] appears to work as a bouncer at [[Club Technochocolate]]. [[Coach Z]] is presumably some kind of a coach and a gym class teacher; he has also been seen working as a custodian at the office and as a [[Drive-Thru Whale|mascot]] for [[Blubb-O's]] restaurant. [[The King of Town]] employs [[The Poopsmith]] for reasons he does not care to disclose as well as a [[The Little Chef Guy|chef]], a [[The Blacksmith|blacksmith]], a [[The Hornblower|hornblower]], a [[The Cleric|cleric]], and a [[The Knight|knight]]. Marzipan, The Cheat, and Strong Mad are in a band named [[Cool Tapes]], which tours and sells "steven inches" for [[pi]] dollars. Marzipan additionally runs a kindergarten class which includes Homestar, [[Homsar]] and [[Strong Mad]]. [[Senor Cardgage]] has had several shady jobs, such as a mortgage seller, owner of an online e-niversity, operator of Shady Daycares, and lastly, with a somewhat stable job as an usher at the local [[The Movie Theater|theater]]. There is likely a Board of Health in FCUSA, as evidenced in [[Donut Unto Others]], where Strong Bad works as a health inspector. It has not been revealed whether the remaining characters have jobs.

==Free Country Through Time==

In addition to its current, contemporary depiction, Free Country has been shown in the past and possibly in the future.
[[Image:1936field.png|thumb|150px|Old-Timey Free Country]]
===Old-Timey Free Country===

In the [[Old-Timey|1930s]], Free Country was characterized by dirt roads, picket fences, carnival tents, antiquated Industrial Revolution-era factories, and even a [[Cholera Acres Cemetary|graveyard]], only the latter of which may have survived the passage of time. As with the rest of the USA during this time period, Free Country was [[Wikipedia:Great Depression|economically depressed]], with the population being forced to subsist on dry meal, water soup, and parsnips. Commerce, such as it was, was located at a [[Parsnip Depot|dilapidated depot]].

There was a growing, through sponsorship funds, radio station (name still unknown) which had a drama - "The Fish Was Delish Progrum", in which Sir Strong Bad already was building up his showman career.

And, though there is some debate as to whether or not Free Country was still under [[Wikipedia:Prohibition|Prohibition]] during this time period, some residents enjoyed the occasional nip of [[Wikipedia:Alcoholic beverage|hooch]] regardless.

[[Image:Freepetrydishusa.PNG|thumb|right|150px|Home to a bunch of plucky parameciums]]

===Free Petry Dish USA===
In the email [[highschool]], Strong Bad claims that the entirety of Free Country, USA was, in the past, merely on a petri dish, with all its inhabitants being single-cell organisms. However, considering his purported "unphotographic memory", it's unlikely that such a place ever truly existed.
[[Image:planetk.png|thumb|150px|20X6 Free Country]]

===Futuristic Free Country?===

In the futuristic year [[20X6]], Free Country may or may not be one and the same as [[Planet K]], which looks much like the current Free Country. If so, Free Country will grow to feature significantly more architecture to the extent of having a full city (a quality the territory currently lacks). Nothing is yet known about the economic or political state of this ultramodern version of Free Country, though there is a significantly higher frequency of fights and challenges faced by its residents, which include various robots. They appear to be located in the same region, however, as Strong Bad buries a time capsule that is later discovered by Stinkoman.

==Estimated Real-World Location==

Viewers of Homestar Runner have variously speculated about the "real" location of Free Country, USA, though it is generally assumed [[The Brothers Chaps]] prefer to leave its location undetermined.

Each time the world is seen from space, the shape of the United States is easily recognizable. The characters speak with American accents, type with American spelling, celebrate many American [[holidays]], and make references to elements of American culture (such as its [[presidents]]). Most obvious is the fact that "USA" is in the name. On a side note, America is widely known as a "free country." Therefore, it seems safe to conclude that Free Country, USA is somewhere in America. This may be the closest one can come to determining a location for Free Country, USA, as many of the following observations are contradictory to one another.

*The scene in the [[Theme Song Video]] where Homestar runs around the planet and a star appears on a United States map would lead one to believe it's possible that Free Country is somewhere in northern Nebraska.
*In the email [[radio]], the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] radio station's call letters are given as [[Radio Stations and Shows|WSBD]], as are "Numbitty 902's" WA3D FM. Real-world radio designations would place Free Country east of the Mississippi river.
*Free Country is likely in a northern latitude or high altitude given the snowy weather around [[Decemberween]].
*In the email [[anything]], Homestar refers to his two liter bottle of [[Mountain Dew]] as "soda", which is a term more used in the northeast and in the west. In parts of the Upper Midwest it is frequently called "pop".
*The Brothers Chaps themselves live in Atlanta, Georgia, making it possible that Free Country is located in the Southeast.
*In [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], Marzipan references baby seals and crab traps at the wharf, suggesting that Free Country is near the ocean, or at least a salt-water body.
**This might just show that there is a large lake nearby.
**This might just show that they import seals and crabs and trap them at a place called "the wharf."
*In [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]], Homestar claims he does ''not'' live in Texas.
*In the end of [[Where the Crap Are We?]], Homestar thinks he and Strong Bad are in Massachusetts, which would indicate that they are not from there.
*In [[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Tapes]] did a midwest tour, indicating that they may be from around there.
*In [[colonization]], [[Strong Bad]] and [[Bubs]] share some "cold Hardee's he had lying around", which implies that Free Country may be in the Eastern half of the USA (In the Western half of the US, "Hardee's" is called "Carl's Jr.").
*In the email [[keep cool]], the temperature was 98ºF, but in all the Decemberween episodes, there is snow, suggesting that Free Country is in a state where the climate varies greatly.
*In the email [[retirement]], [[Strong Bad]] tells the audience to "feast their Dust Bowl-ravaged eyes" on his show. This suggests that they might be in the Great Plains area.
*In [[Main Page 11]], Downloads shows a weather map of the eastern region of the United States, suggesting that Free Country, USA is in the eastern half of the USA.
*In [[Baddest Of The Bands]] when sending in his album cover to [[Limozeen]], [[Strong Bad]] wrote down "Staten Island...10301..." this is [[Limozeen]]'s address, as on [[baddestofthebands.com]] they were said to leave their "Staten Island home base" for the Battle Royale Of The Bands (which they didn't really leave.) This could imply that Free Country USA isn't near Staten Island, since Strong Bad is mailing the letter. Though this may not be the case.
*In [[8-Bit Is Enough]], the camera zooms out to what looks like the map from the [[Theme Song Video]], and a large explosion resonates from the center of the map, similar to the star in the Theme Song Video.

== Trivia ==
*The [[Strong Bad Email]] [[flashback]] marked the first time that a character actually said the name "Free Country, USA." Homestar also said the name "Free Country, USA." in Episode 1 of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]].

[[Category: Places]]

Free Country, USA

Mas12806 — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:13:55 GMT

Mas12806: /*Free_Country,_USA#Estimated Real-World Location*/It does not matter where the creators live, nothing in H*R has placed Free Country in Atlanta.

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'''Free Country, USA''' (also spelled '''Free Country USA''' and '''FCUSA'''), is where the [[Homestar Runner universe]] is centered. All of the [[:Category:Main Characters|main characters]] live, work, and play here.

==Geographical Features and Locations==
[[Image:The Empty Field Of Green.png|thumb|The thriving hub that is Free Country, USA]]

Free Country, USA features a verdant [[The Field|field]] that typically serves as a central link between the various features of the landscape. At the center of the field itself is [[The Stick]], which functions as a landmark and a meeting place for [[Strong Bad]] and whomever he chooses to meet there. The edge of the field is lined with what appear to be trees. They represent the edge of Free Country. Probably also somewhere in or near the field is a stream with a picturesque [[The Stone Bridge|stone bridge]]. [[Date Nite|Once]], Strong Bad and [[Homestar Runner]] rocketed their [[USS Flirtini|cardboard submarine]] backwards along this stream, ending up in a large, open body of water. This may or may not be [[The Pond|the pond]] Strong Bad and [[Coach Z]] have been seen fishing in, or the sea; [[Marzipan]] once [[Homestar Presents: Presents|mentioned]] a location she referred to as "the wharfs", featuring crab traps and trapped baby seals. Rounding out the natural features are mountains (usually seen only from a distance). The foothills of these mountains are likely located in the nearby [[Spooky Woods|woods]], as they contain at least one [[cliff]]. There is also one "hot spot", [[Carrot and Kazoo Hill]].

Specific locations in Free Country are treated with a certain ambiguity. Somewhere at the edge of The Field is the [[The Athletic Field|Athletic Field]]; logically, [[Coach Z's locker room]] is near the Athletic Field. The kickball field seen in [[Kick-a-Ball]] is probably near or in the athletic field due to the scoreboard there. Somewhere near the Athletic Field is [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. Other locations include a building containing a [[The Classroom|classroom]], used for multiple purposes by most of the characters, [[the Office]] where many of the characters work, and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], a once-popular haunt for Homestar.

The toon [[Summer Short Shorts]] features a sequence with [[Pom Pom]] that reveals that Bubs' Concession Stand, as well as a dense forest, is very near [[Strong Badia]]. A similar forest can be seen in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. However, the Pom Pom short depicts the forest and Bubs' with Strong Badia set in between them, whereas Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon shows Bubs' on the edge of the forest with no Strong Badia to be seen. This forest may or may not be the [[Spooky Woods]] that is usually seen at night in Halloween-themed episodes.

''[[Homestar Ruiner]]'' and [[Baddest Of The Bands]] feature a map of Free Country, USA, but eschews any sense of proper geography, in favor of allowing the player to move the various landmarks around the landscape to their liking. In [[Strong Badia the Free]], the [[King of Town]] eats Strong Bad's map, forcing him to write the names of locations in the spaces on the board for an old Maps and Minions game that was lying around in Strong Badia (In this game, locations are placed on the map by the game rather than by the player, but as Strong Bad is simply writing the names of locations on a board game, this is still not a proper map of Free Country, USA). Coincidentally, the King of Town was using his own copy of Maps and Minions Deluxe to coordinate his own forces, though his map didn't exactly match Strong Bad's.

===Characters' Homes===

As with Free Country's locations, the homes of different characters do not exist in rigidly established locations. With the exception of Coach Z's locker room and [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] home (which is also [[The King of Town]]'s grill and therefore always near [[The King of Town's castle]]), none of the characters' homes have clear a geographical relation to each other. This ambiguity carries over into [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], in which Strong Bad adds locations to his map at his (or more accurately, the player's) own discretion.

Some clues exist concerning this, however. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]], Strong Bad (as Cableman Jorge) asks Marzipan to buy a "hundred-foot spool of coaxial cable" in an attempt to get free cable service; this would imply the two houses are rather close to each other. In [[The King of Town DVD Commentary]], Strong Bad claims that The King of Town does not live in the castle, but in a "run down and creepy" "two bedroom job... next door" to him, although this was probably slanderous. Also, the similar designs of the exteriors of Marzipan's and Homestar's houses may be a hint that they were built from the same blueprints, as houses within a development often are. In the email [[unnatural]], a gigantic [[Bubs]] silhouette is seen walking from a silhouette of Strong Badia to The King of Town's castle, making it in several steps. This suggests that the castle is actually very close to Strong Badia.

==Flora and Fauna==

The flora of the land is somewhat sparse. Most of Free Country's ground is covered in evenly cut grass and long rows of large green bushes. Other types of shrubs and bushes make appearances from time to time; some bushes have been known to have [[Senor Cardgage]] inexplicably emerge from them. Though trees are seldom seen in Free Country, they are usually presented as being [[Wikipedia:deciduous|deciduous]], evidenced by the barren branches seen during Free Country's autumn. Occasionally [[Wikipedia:conifer|evergreen]] trees have been shown (usually around [[Decemberween]]). Flowers are incredibly rare and have only been seen in a couple of cartoons.

Fauna is in even shorter supply. Save for the [[Sea Creatures#Fish|fish]] in the pond, a few [[Bugs|crickets]], [[bees]], a number of bats, at least one [[Fat Bluebird|bird]] (others have been heard), [[The Bug|fly]] (some were seen at other places, including the trash can in [[invisibility]]), and [[Gavin|cockroach]], plus the characters themselves, no other animal life has yet been seen in Free Country, USA.

[[The King of Town]] at one point had [[The King of Town's Sheep|sheep]]. Whether he still owns them or ate them all is open to debate. It was at one time rumored that a [[Multi-Function Dragon|dragon]] menaced the castle, but even if he really existed, a story line shows it being slain.

==Politics==
[[Image:The KoTs Castle Grand.PNG|thumb|150px|The King of Town's Castle]]
Free Country appears at first glance to be a [[Wikipedia:monarchy|monarchy]] since it is nominally ruled by [[The King of Town]]. However, since Free Country is a [[Wikipedia:municipality|municipality]] and not a kingdom, the King of Town would technically be a [[Wikipedia:lord|lord]]. However, the self-conferred sovereign's reign is not widely recognized by the populace, so Free Country could be considered to be in a state of [[Wikipedia:Anarchy|anarchy]], where there is no accepted centralized government but the members of the community co-exist with loosely established rules that maintain order.

To this end, Free Country can muster a meager police force consisting of [[Homestar Runner]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Coach Z]], and [[Bubs]] to ensure that anyone engaged in [[Crimes committed by Strong Bad|criminal behavior]] (to date, only [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]]) are [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|placed firmly]] in [[jail]] (a large cardboard box). Since there is no need for an army (nor a government to stand one up), Free Country has no official military. It is, however, home to the [[Homestarmy]], a meager militia that includes a [[Frank Bennedetto|popcorn machine]] and is led by Homestar Runner. The Homestarmy once attempted to conquer Strong Badia (see below), but appears to represent no cohesive political movement (other than expressing discontent stemming from "playing second fiddle to a two-bit [[wrestleman]] and his yellow dog"). The King of Town has occasionally expressed an intention to exercise actual power, going so far as to mobilize [[The Municipality|his own military force]] headed up by [[The Poopsmith]], as seen in [[disconnected]].

Besides the King's castle (which would be the seat of government if the King's rule had any legitimacy), there is a different building containing a [[smoky office]] which has been used for various purposes, including a [[The Interview|newsroom]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|police station]], and a set for the ''[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]'' films.

The name and the currency used imply that this town is in the United States of America, and in [[trading cards]] Strong Bad makes reference to himself "here in the states" when addressing a Canadian writer. Yet any further details, regarding what state or town "Free Country" is in is never mentioned. They may have to pay taxes, however, as evidenced by [[A Decemberween Pageant]] and [[Arcade Game]].

===Strong Badia===
[[Image:Strongbadia.png|thumb|150px|Strong Badia]]
[[Wikipedia:Enclave|Within Free Country's borders]], the territory of [[Strong Badia]] exists as an autonomous enclave. Strong Badia has a [[flag day|flag]], a [[Strong Badia National Anthem|national anthem]], and has even had to [[The Battle of Strong Badia|defend its autonomy]] from [[Homestarmy|outside aggression]], as seen in [[army]]. Although Strong Bad said that Strong Badia doesn't have/need an army, the local gang, [[On Point Kings]], have transformed from being a simple group of guys hanging around to a band of shady <strike> missionaries</strike> mercenaries that specialize in black ops, brown ops, and the occasional beige op. Whether or not Strong Badia is a "real" country is open to debate, since the permanent population of Strong Badia is a [[tire]] and it's only the size of a backyard. A few email senders seem to call Free Country by this name, presumably because the characters talk about Strong Badia more often than Free Country. However, Strong Bad specifically addressed this issue in [[keep cool]], limiting the borders of Strong Badia to the empty lot.

==Other Territories==

Mentioned from time to time (and seen only via the depicted map) are other territories outside Free Country. If the circuitous path of Homestar's [[In Search of the Yello Dello|journey]] to [[Potamia]] for [[The Yello Dello]] is to be believed, Free Country borders the territory of [[Far Off Lands]]. Very little, if anything, is known about these territories or their relation to Free Country, although [[Prance]] is known to make at least one [[Hairstyle Runner|Homestar Runner-related product]].

According to the original Characters page and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The Brothers Strong]] come from a land called Parts Unknown.

Strong Bad claims to have a secret family (surnamed Mudgeman) in a community named Broiter Grove. If there is any shred of truth to this supposition, it can be assumed this community is near Free Country, USA, as Strong Bad is clearly without a working car.

==Economics==

The economics of Free Country are as ambiguous as the locations and politics of the territory. The local currency is [[Wikipedia:Federal_Reserve_notes|U.S. dollars]], although this official currency is augmented by a strong barter system that allows trade of goods and services (further suggesting that the government has no central banking power); most local commerce occurs at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. Pencil shavings have been accepted by [[Bubs]] at least twice, in [[lackey]] and [[secret identity]]. Also, in a Easter Egg in [[colonization]], Homestar declares that 'Dirty [[Diapers]]' were to no longer be considered legal tender. In the email [[flag day]] a coin is visible that resembles a quarter. It is the same color, appears to be the same size, and has a face and words on both sides of it as well as words on the top and bottom of the coin. The date on it would be on the wrong side, though. The face on this coin is Strong Bad's. This implies that it is Strong Badian money, which implies Strong Badia is its own country. Strong Bad could be making this coin up because it has some of the words of the song he is currently singing printed on it. There was also a coin with a head of [[Trogdor]] on one side and his tail on another, seen in [[Kick-a-Ball]]. This somewhat suggests that Trogdor has his own type of currency, or the coin was made only for sporting events like kickball. It seems that there is some crabbing industry, as there are crab traps at the wharf (which often claim baby seals), even though this supposed wharf has never been seen.

Bubs' Concession Stand is known to accept these forms of currency:
*Cash
*Money
*Cash Money
*Pencil Shavings (added to the sign by the Cheat)
*Quesos (Strong Badian curency)
*First Born Children
[[Image:Bubs Last Stand.PNG|thumb|150px|Bubs' Concession Stand]]

It is also unclear as to how rent or mortgages on the houses owned by Free Country residents is paid. [[Strong Bad]] mentions in [[colonization]] that he had to give [[Bubs]] his first and last month's rent deposits, but other than that, no other characters have mentioned how or when they pay rent.
===Employment===
:''Main article: [[Occupations]]''
Bubs works at his stand as a general fix-it man. He has also been seen as a mechanical worker at [[The Office]], and as a bartender at [[Club Technochocolate]]. [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Coach Z]], and [[Pom Pom]] work in some kind of an office, at least occasionally. Homestar also hosts [[The Show]]. [[Strong Bad]], in addition, had a "part, part, part, part, very part time job" as a giant [[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] in [[part-time job]]. He quit that job, however, when he realized that he needed to rush back to Marzipan's house to finish his email before the [[Lappy 486|Lappy]] lost its battery charge. [[Strong Mad]] appears to work as a bouncer at [[Club Technochocolate]]. [[Coach Z]] is presumably some kind of a coach and a gym class teacher; he has also been seen working as a custodian at the office and as a [[Drive-Thru Whale|mascot]] for [[Blubb-O's]] restaurant. [[The King of Town]] employs [[The Poopsmith]] for reasons he does not care to disclose as well as a [[The Little Chef Guy|chef]], a [[The Blacksmith|blacksmith]], a [[The Hornblower|hornblower]], a [[The Cleric|cleric]], and a [[The Knight|knight]]. Marzipan, The Cheat, and Strong Mad are in a band named [[Cool Tapes]], which tours and sells "steven inches" for [[pi]] dollars. Marzipan additionally runs a kindergarten class which includes Homestar, [[Homsar]] and [[Strong Mad]]. [[Senor Cardgage]] has had several shady jobs, such as a mortgage seller, owner of an online e-niversity, operator of Shady Daycares, and lastly, with a somewhat stable job as an usher at the local [[The Movie Theater|theater]]. There is likely a Board of Health in FCUSA, as evidenced in [[Donut Unto Others]], where Strong Bad works as a health inspector.It has not been revealed whether the remaining characters have jobs.

==Free Country Through Time==

In addition to its current, contemporary depiction, Free Country has been shown in the past and possibly in the future.
[[Image:1936field.png|thumb|150px|Old-Timey Free Country]]
===Old-Timey Free Country===

In the [[Old-Timey|1930s]], Free Country was characterized by dirt roads, picket fences, carnival tents, antiquated Industrial Revolution-era factories, and even a [[Cholera Acres Cemetary|graveyard]], only the latter of which may have survived the passage of time. As with the rest of the USA during this time period, Free Country was [[Wikipedia:Great Depression|economically depressed]], with the population being forced to subsist on dry meal, water soup, and parsnips. Commerce, such as it was, was located at a [[Parsnip Depot|dilapidated depot]].

There was a growing, through sponsorship funds, radio station (name still unknown) which had a drama - "The Fish Was Delish Progrum", in which Sir Strong Bad already was building up his showman career.

And, though there is some debate as to whether or not Free Country was still under [[Wikipedia:Prohibition|Prohibition]] during this time period, some residents enjoyed the occasional nip of [[Wikipedia:Alcoholic beverage|hooch]] regardless.

[[Image:Freepetrydishusa.PNG|thumb|right|150px|Home to a bunch of plucky parameciums]]

===Free Petry Dish USA===
In the email [[highschool]], Strong Bad claims that the entirety of Free Country, USA was, in the past, merely on a petri dish, with all its inhabitants being single-cell organisms. However, considering his purported "unphotographic memory", it's unlikely that such a place ever truly existed.
[[Image:planetk.png|thumb|150px|20X6 Free Country]]

===Futuristic Free Country?===

In the futuristic year [[20X6]], Free Country may or may not be one and the same as [[Planet K]], which looks much like the current Free Country. If so, Free Country will grow to feature significantly more architecture to the extent of having a full city (a quality the territory currently lacks). Nothing is yet known about the economic or political state of this ultramodern version of Free Country, though there is a significantly higher frequency of fights and challenges faced by its residents, which include various robots. They appear to be located in the same region, however, as Strong Bad buries a time capsule that is later discovered by Stinkoman.

==Estimated Real-World Location==

Viewers of Homestar Runner have variously speculated about the "real" location of Free Country, USA, though it is generally assumed [[The Brothers Chaps]] prefer to leave its location undetermined.

Each time the world is seen from space, the shape of the United States is easily recognizable. The characters speak with American accents, type with American spelling, celebrate many American [[holidays]], and make references to elements of American culture (such as its [[presidents]]). Most obvious is the fact that "USA" is in the name. On a side note, America is widely known as a "free country." Therefore, it seems safe to conclude that Free Country, USA is somewhere in America. This may be the closest one can come to determining a location for Free Country, USA, as many of the following observations are contradictory to one another.

*The scene in the [[Theme Song Video]] where Homestar runs around the planet and a star appears on a United States map would lead one to believe it's possible that Free Country is somewhere in northern Nebraska.
*In the email [[radio]], the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] radio station's call letters are given as [[Radio Stations and Shows|WSBD]], as are "Numbitty 902's" WA3D FM. Real-world radio designations would place Free Country east of the Mississippi river.
*Free Country is likely in a northern latitude or high altitude given the snowy weather around [[Decemberween]].
*In the email [[anything]], Homestar refers to his two liter bottle of [[Mountain Dew]] as "soda", which is a term more used in the northeast and in the west. In parts of the Upper Midwest it is frequently called "pop".
*In [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], Marzipan references baby seals and crab traps at the wharf, suggesting that Free Country is near the ocean, or at least a salt-water body.
**This might just show that there is a large lake nearby.
**This might just show that they import seals and crabs and trap them at a place called "the wharf."
*In [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]], Homestar claims he does ''not'' live in Texas.
*In the end of [[Where the Crap Are We?]], Homestar thinks he and Strong Bad are in Massachusetts, which would indicate that they are not from there.
*In [[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Tapes]] did a midwest tour, indicating that they may be from around there.
*In [[colonization]], [[Strong Bad]] and [[Bubs]] share some "cold Hardee's he had lying around", which implies that Free Country may be in the Eastern half of the USA (In the Western half of the US, "Hardee's" is called "Carl's Jr.").
*In the email [[keep cool]], the temperature was 98ºF, but in all the Decemberween episodes, there is snow, suggesting that Free Country is in a state where the climate varies greatly.
*In the email [[retirement]], [[Strong Bad]] tells the audience to "feast their Dust Bowl-ravaged eyes" on his show. This suggests that they might be in the Great Plains area.
*In [[Main Page 11]], Downloads shows a weather map of the eastern region of the United States, suggesting that Free Country, USA is in the eastern half of the USA.
*In [[Baddest Of The Bands]] when sending in his album cover to [[Limozeen]], [[Strong Bad]] wrote down "Staten Island...10301..." this is [[Limozeen]]'s address, as on [[baddestofthebands.com]] they were said to leave their "Staten Island home base" for the Battle Royale Of The Bands (which they didn't really leave.) This could imply that Free Country USA isn't near Staten Island, since Strong Bad is mailing the letter. Though this may not be the case.
*In [[8-Bit Is Enough]], the camera zooms out to what looks like the map from the [[Theme Song Video]], and a large explosion resonates from the center of the map, similar to the star in the Theme Song Video.

== Trivia ==
*The [[Strong Bad Email]] [[flashback]] marked the first time that a character actually said the name "Free Country, USA." Homestar also said the name "Free Country, USA." in Episode 1 of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]].

[[Category: Places]]

Melonade

Mas12806 — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 02:23:46 GMT

Mas12806: I'm pretty sure melonade is really pink lemonade.

[[Image:Segatapes.png|thumb|"Hey, Homestar, would you like 147 glasses of melonade?"]]
[[Image:Cannedmelonade.PNG|thumb|left|Canned delight]]
'''Melonade''' is a preferred drink of [[Homestar Runner]]. It first appeared in "[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]", where [[The Cheat]] offered Homestar 147 glasses of it, and got refills from [[Strong Mad]]'s melonade keg. Homestar Runner usually eats about 147 [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] before drinking a tall glass of melonade. Melonade derives its name from the similarly formulated drink, ''lemonade'', which is made from lemons rather than melons. In addition, the words "melon" and "lemon" are [[Wikipedia:Anagram|anagrams]].

During [[Main Page 11|melonade shortages]], it can sell for as much as $2 per gallon.

According to the retro-themed [[Hremail 7]], Homestar once had an endorsement deal with the Ethical Advancement of Melonade that made him "contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid". According to the hremail, said contract expired in March of 2003. During this email, several variants of Melonade were mentioned.

Regular Melonade (the first Melonade before [[Hremail 7]]) is probably just [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_lemonade#Pink_lemonade pink lemonade] in a can labeled "Melonade."

==Melonade Variants==
<gallery>
Image:Athletic Berry Blast.png|Athletic Berry Blast
Image:Butt One Flavor.png|Butt One Flavor
Image:Casta Latte Froth.png|Casta Latte Froth
Image:Melonade Original Flavor.png|Melonade Original Flavor
Image:Melonade Throat Closers.png|"Apply directly to the esophagus!"
Image:Quadruple Triple.png|Quadruple Triple
Image:Sizzlin' Bacon Guava Quench.png|Sizzlin' Bacon Guava Quench
Image:Taco Annihilation.png|Taco Annihilation
</gallery>

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
*[[The Luau]] (mentioned)
*[[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] (mentioned)
*[[Main Page 11]]
*Email [[helium]]
*Email [[cheat talk]] (mentioned in Easter egg)
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]
*Email [[anything]]
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (mentioned)
*[[No Hands On Deck!]]
*[[Everything Else, Volume 3]] (on the cover, and on the Toons menu)
*Email [[hiding]]
*[[Homestar Ruiner]]
*[[Best Caper Ever]] (mentioned)
*[[Where U Goin' 2?]]
*[[Hremail 7]]

[[Category:Food and drinks]][[Category:Food running gags]]

Store Accessories

Mas12806 — Fri, 15 May 2009 22:04:00 GMT

Mas12806: /*Store_Accessories*/Trogdor tote bag discontinued.

{{storenav}}
The following are accessories currently available for purchase at the [[Store]].

==Baseball Caps==

'''A variety of baseball caps!'''

Our Homestar and Strong Bad baseball caps are wool-blend, Yupoong brand hats with six panels and a "FlexFit" inner sweatband. These caps come in sizes Small/Medium and Large/Extra Large.

(Note to the Ladies: There is no hole in the back of the Strong Bad and Homestar baseball caps)

===Discontinued Baseball Caps===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Name
|- id="accessory_hsrcap"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Homestarhat.PNG|134px|Homestar Runner Baseball Cap]] || Homestar Runner Baseball Cap
|- id="accessory_sbcap"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sbhat.PNG|134px|Strong Bad Baseball Cap]] || Strong Bad Baseball Cap
|- id="accessory_trogcap"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Trogdorhat.PNG‎|134px|Trogdor Baseball Cap]] || Trogdor Baseball Cap
|}

==Beanie Caps==

Warm your head today with one of our Head-To-Toe brand knit caps.

Each image is approximately 2 inches high and embroidered on the "fold up" part of the hat.

===Discontinued Beanie Caps===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Name !! Description
|- id="accessory_hsrbeanie"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Homestarbeanie.PNG|159px|Homestar Runner Beanie Cap]] || Homestar Runner Beanie Cap || Navy featuring Homestar's grinning face

|- id="accessory_sbbeanie"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sbbeanie.PNG|159px|Strong Bad Beanie Cap]] || Strong Bad Beanie Cap || Black with Strong Bad's mask

|- id="accessory_trogbeanie"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Trogdorbeanie.PNG|159px|Trogdor Beanie Cap]] || Trogdor Beanie Cap || Black with the Burninator himself, TROGDOR!
|}

==Messenger Bags==

Our messenger bags are polyester and feature a roomy main compartment, a smaller interior half pocket plus an outside zippered pocket. Adjustable 2-inch shoulder strap and one front adjustable clasp closure.

Dimensions: 14 ½" × 12" × 5"

===Available Messenger Bags===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Close-Up !! Name !! Description
|- id="accessory_sbmessengerbag"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:strongbadmessengerbag.png|158px|Strong Bad Messenger Bag]] || [[Image:strongbadmessengerbag close.png|150px]] || Strong Bad Messenger Bag || Gray with Strong Bad
|- id="accessory_trogmessengerbag"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:trogdormessengerbag.png|158px|Trogdor Messenger Bag]] || [[Image:trogdormessengerbag close.png|150px]] || Trogdor Messenger Bag || Black with Trogdor
|}

===Discontinued Messenger Bags===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Close-Up !! Name !! Description
|- id="accessory_tcmessengerbag"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:thecheatmessengerbag.png|158px|The Cheat Messenger Bag]] || [[Image:thecheatmessengerbag close.png|150px]] || The Cheat Messenger Bag || Gray with The Cheat
|- id="accessory_hsrmessengerbag"
| style="text-align:center" | [[image:hsrmessengerbag.png|158px|Homestar Runner Messenger Bag]] || ''No image available'' || Homestar Runner Messenger Bag || Navy Blue with Homestar
|}

==Tote Bags==

The Trogdor and Teen Girl Squad tote bags are 100% cotton canvas with black contrast handles.

Dimensions: 15" × 14 ½" × 3"

===Available Tote Bags===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Name !! Description
|- id="accessory_tgstote"
| style="text-align:center" | [[image:Tgstotebag.PNG|128px|Teen Girl Squad Tote Bag]] || Teen Girl Squad Tote Bag || These sturdy Teen Girl Squad canvas bags were so popular when we sold them at Dragon*Con that we decided to make them available online for a Limited Time Only! Features the Teen Girl Squad on the front and the speech balloon "i have a crush on every boy" on the back. Makes a great book bag or gym bag.
|- id="accessory_greentote"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:GreenCheatBag.png|128px|Green Cheat Tote Bag]] || Green Cheat Tote Bag || To celebrate Earth Day, we bring you the brand new Green Cheat Tote Bag! This 100% cotton canvas bag featuring the eco-friendly Green The Cheat logo is the perfect reusable grocery bag, and at just $8 each they're good for your wallet and the environment!
|}
===Discontinued Tote Bags===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Name !! Description
|- id="accessory_trogtote"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Trogdor tote bag.PNG|128px|Trogdor Tote Bag]] || Trogdor Tote Bag || You'll find dozens of uses for our new Trogdor tote bag. You can schlep books to class, store magazines in the bathroom, haul your smelly sneakers to the gym or, our favorite, cradle your delicate produce home from the grocery store. It's the only re-usable grocery bag with 100% majesty!
|}
[[Category:Store|Accessories]]

Store Accessories

Mas12806 — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:56:55 GMT

Mas12806: /*Store_Accessories#Beanie_Caps*/Nooo! They just discontinued the Trogdor beanie cap! Anyway, sniff, I put the Trogdor beanie, sniff, cap in the discontinued, SNIFF!!!, section.

{{storenav}}
The following are accessories currently available for purchase at the [[Store]].

==Baseball Caps==

'''A variety of baseball caps!'''

Our Homestar and Strong Bad baseball caps are wool-blend, Yupoong brand hats with six panels and a "FlexFit" inner sweatband. These caps come in sizes Small/Medium and Large/Extra Large.

(Note to the Ladies: There is no hole in the back of the Strong Bad and Homestar baseball caps)

===Discontinued Baseball Caps===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Name
|- id="accessory_hsrcap"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Homestarhat.PNG|134px|Homestar Runner Baseball Cap]] || Homestar Runner Baseball Cap
|- id="accessory_sbcap"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sbhat.PNG|134px|Strong Bad Baseball Cap]] || Strong Bad Baseball Cap
|- id="accessory_trogcap"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Trogdorhat.PNG‎|134px|Trogdor Baseball Cap]] || Trogdor Baseball Cap
|}

==Beanie Caps==

Warm your head today with one of our Head-To-Toe brand knit caps.

Each image is approximately 2 inches high and embroidered on the "fold up" part of the hat.

===Discontinued Beanie Caps===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Name !! Description
|- id="accessory_hsrbeanie"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Homestarbeanie.PNG|159px|Homestar Runner Beanie Cap]] || Homestar Runner Beanie Cap || Navy featuring Homestar's grinning face

|- id="accessory_sbbeanie"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sbbeanie.PNG|159px|Strong Bad Beanie Cap]] || Strong Bad Beanie Cap || Black with Strong Bad's mask

|- id="accessory_trogbeanie"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Trogdorbeanie.PNG|159px|Trogdor Beanie Cap]] || Trogdor Beanie Cap || Black with the Burninator himself, TROGDOR!
|}

==Messenger Bags==

Our messenger bags are polyester and feature a roomy main compartment, a smaller interior half pocket plus an outside zippered pocket. Adjustable 2-inch shoulder strap and one front adjustable clasp closure.

Dimensions: 14 ½" × 12" × 5"

===Available Messenger Bags===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Close-Up !! Name !! Description
|- id="accessory_sbmessengerbag"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:strongbadmessengerbag.png|158px|Strong Bad Messenger Bag]] || [[Image:strongbadmessengerbag close.png|150px]] || Strong Bad Messenger Bag || Gray with Strong Bad
|- id="accessory_trogmessengerbag"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:trogdormessengerbag.png|158px|Trogdor Messenger Bag]] || [[Image:trogdormessengerbag close.png|150px]] || Trogdor Messenger Bag || Black with Trogdor
|}

===Discontinued Messenger Bags===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Close-Up !! Name !! Description
|- id="accessory_tcmessengerbag"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:thecheatmessengerbag.png|158px|The Cheat Messenger Bag]] || [[Image:thecheatmessengerbag close.png|150px]] || The Cheat Messenger Bag || Gray with The Cheat
|- id="accessory_hsrmessengerbag"
| style="text-align:center" | [[image:hsrmessengerbag.png|158px|Homestar Runner Messenger Bag]] || ''No image available'' || Homestar Runner Messenger Bag || Navy Blue with Homestar
|}

==Tote Bags==

The Trogdor and Teen Girl Squad tote bags are 100% cotton canvas with black contrast handles.

Dimensions: 15" × 14 ½" × 3"

===Available Tote Bags===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Name !! Description
|- id="accessory_tgstote"
| style="text-align:center" | [[image:Tgstotebag.PNG|128px|Teen Girl Squad Tote Bag]] || Teen Girl Squad Tote Bag || These sturdy Teen Girl Squad canvas bags were so popular when we sold them at Dragon*Con that we decided to make them available online for a Limited Time Only! Features the Teen Girl Squad on the front and the speech balloon "i have a crush on every boy" on the back. Makes a great book bag or gym bag.
|- id="accessory_trogtote"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Trogdor tote bag.PNG|128px|Trogdor Tote Bag]] || Trogdor Tote Bag || You'll find dozens of uses for our new Trogdor tote bag. You can schlep books to class, store magazines in the bathroom, haul your smelly sneakers to the gym or, our favorite, cradle your delicate produce home from the grocery store. It's the only re-usable grocery bag with 100% majesty!
|- id="accessory_greentote"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:GreenCheatBag.png|128px|Green Cheat Tote Bag]] || Green Cheat Tote Bag || To celebrate Earth Day, we bring you the brand new Green Cheat Tote Bag! This 100% cotton canvas bag featuring the eco-friendly Green The Cheat logo is the perfect reusable grocery bag, and at just $8 each they're good for your wallet and the environment!
|}

[[Category:Store|Accessories]]

Talk:Donnie Chapman

Mas12806 — Thu, 07 May 2009 00:37:22 GMT

Mas12806: Comment.

Look I added the birth year to Donnie's birthday but it was kind of just a guess. I assumed he was around 14 when the [[1987]] pictures were taken so I take it that he is about 36 now. {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 00:37, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Donnie Chapman

Mas12806 — Wed, 06 May 2009 03:06:11 GMT

Mas12806: Just added his birth year.

[[Image:donniechapman.png|thumb|right|150px|Donnie Chapman as Vince Neil]]
'''Donnie Chapman''' is the oldest son of [[Don and Harriet Chapman]] and brother of [[The Brothers Chaps]]. He appears in [[monster truck]] as all four members of [[Limozeen]]; these photographs were taken in [[1987]] when he dressed up as [[Wikipedia:Vince Neil|Vince Neil]] of [[Wikipedia:Motley Crue|Mötley Crüe]] for Halloween. These photographs made a reappearance on a Limozeen poster in the liner booklet of the [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] CD; this poster was once again seen in [[Lappynapped!]]. Donnie's birthday is September 28, 1973.

According to an [[Adventure_Gamers_Interview|interview with Adventure Games]], Donnie influenced the making of the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] by reading early '80s video game ads to [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] and [[Mike Chapman|Mike]]. The Brothers Chaps have taken creative inspiration from other childhood memories with Donnie, resulting in, for example, [[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Homestar Runner]]'s "B-hand" comment in [[mile]] and [[Strong Bad]]'s knowledge of [[guitar]] techniques. Also, the [[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries|Mysfit-steries]] [[Teenage Variation|variation]] of Homestar reminds Matt, Mike, and their sister [[Karen Wagner|Karen]] of the way Donnie looked in the '70s.

Finally, in the [[highschool#DVD Version|highschool DVD commentary]], Matt states that "Donnie's responsible for the reason we're funny at all."

[[Category:Chapman family members|Chapman, Donnie]]

Talk:Melonade

Mas12806 — Mon, 04 May 2009 22:32:45 GMT

Mas12806: /*Talk:Melonade#Gallery of Melonade*/Reply for MichaelXX2

{{featuredarticle}}
==Early chatter==
I don't know how to revert, so I'm leaving a note here. The final line of this article was changed, and it strikes me as vaguely trollish. --[[User:Mila|Mila]]

:I've reverted the edit you mentioned, before I even saw your note here. Thanks. Instructions for reverting pages can be found on the [[HRWiki:WikiTroll]] page.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 16:10, 28 Dec 2004 (MST)

If Homestar drunk 147 glasses of Melonade, and normally eats 147 marshmallows before drinking a glass of melonade, that means Homestar should have eaten 21609 marshmallows before drinking the melonade.
The average marshmallow contains 159 calories, therefore Homestar would have got 3435831 calories from the marshmallows. This is of course presuming that Fluffy-Puff marshmallows have the average calorie content. [http://www.calorieking.com/foods/food.php?category_id=30146&brand_id=1&food_id=70022&partner=.com Marshmallow Facts]

Has anyone here ever actually tried making their own melonade? If so, how did it turn out? I happen to have half a watermelon handy at this moment, but I don't know the best way to go about juicing it. [[User:GG Crono|GG Crono]] 02:34, 18 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Didja know "melon" can be rearranged to spell "lemon"? Coincidence? I think not. [[User:The Coachsmith|The Coachsmith]]
:Could you explain the joke a little further? I'm not quite getting it. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 07:45, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

:''Reply to Marshmallow Facts:'' Hmmm, i just thought of something: if homestar was able to eat 21609 marshmallows before drinking the melonade, he only has to drink 147 glasses of melonade 46.27 times before [[the_show#Trivia|to win]] by eating a 1,000,000. Oh wait, I think I stumbled into an inconsistency. This article says that he eats 147 marshmallows before drinking 1 glass of melonade. The trivia I pointed to points to the [[Fluffy_Puff_Commercial|Fluffy puff commercial]], whose transcript says: ''Oh. Before I drink 147 glasses of melonade, I eat 147 Fluffity Puffity Marshalades.'' Which to me means that he eats ''one'' marshmallow for every glass of melonade he drinks. Oh but he also says ''Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.'' So my questions are: 1. which one is correct (is there another instance that supports the latter, and this is just his usual confusion 2. where in [[the_show#Trivia]] do they find out that he eats 147 marshmallows every day (or drink 1 or 147 glasses of melonade, which would imply that)? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 16:30, 6 November 2005 (UTC)
::also, that's for the Nibblers. Homestar's talking about regular sized Marshmallows. --[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]

Actually, I believe Hamstring was messing up his lines when he said, ''Oh. Before I drink 147 glasses of melonade, I eat 147 Fluffity Puffity Marshalades.'' However, I don't think H-Star actually eats that many Fluffy Puffs before drinking a cool, refreshing, glass of melonade. Remember, it's an advertisement, he's just reading lines, and presumably, he didn't write those lines. Thus, I think that 'factoid' should be removed from this article.

== recipie ==

does anyone know a good recipie for melonade? --[[User:Benol|Coach B]] 21:16, 29 October 2005 (UTC)

:Hey! It just occured to me that Melonade looks ominously(sp?) like ''Pink Lemonade''! I wonder if they make ''Green Melonade''. As for a recipe, my guess would be squeeze the melon, take out the pulp, add sugar? Or well in this case, add salt, citric acid or sour candy... ? Don't forget the ice! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:23, 29 October 2005 (UTC)
:There was originally a recipe on the page, but it got taken down for good reason. How do we know if it's true? Anyway, this is what it said:
:The recipe is as folows:
:6 ounces cubed, seeded watermelon
:4 ounces sour mix
:1 ounce simple syrup
:6 ounces ice
:Blend all ingredients together; serve in a 14-ounce glass. Garnish with lemon and watermelon wedge. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:01, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

::What was the good reason?--{{User:Benol/sig}} 00:10, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
:::As I said, "How do we know if it's true?" {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:22, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

== Real Melonade ==

I remember seeing a flavored water flavor called Melonade. It was green. That's the only place I saw it though... [[User:Begone Demon|Begone Demon]] 20:43, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

I just plainly think it's pink lemonade. And could someone add the other melonades mentioned in [[Hremail 7]] to this page and food/drinks or drinks? Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 22:18, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

== More Real Melonade, in the [[Cold One]] Realm ==
Buffalo Wild Wings has a "melonade" that is a combination of vodka, some sort of fruity liqueur (I can't remember it at the moment), and lemonade. (Imagine having 147 of those; a friend of mine was feeling a tad lightheaded after having just one yesterday ...) For what it's worth. (Edit: It's also almost exactly the same color as the drink The Cheat is holding.) [[User:Spell4yr|Spell4yr]] 07:08, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
:Here's the link to the chain's drink menu mentioning it: http://www.buffalowildwings.com/menu/drinks.asp . {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:17, 8 June 2006 (UTC) (NOTE: (A note!) This chain no longer mentions this drink. Their drink menu is now at [http://www.buffalowildwings.com/menuNew/index.asp?item=beverages].)

== 147 ==
The number 147 has appeared often. Do you guys think it counts as a running gag. Maybe with it's own page. [[User:SantanaHomerunner|SantanaHomerunner]] 20:19, 24 July 2007 (UTC)
:Nah. It appears rather infrequently. It only ever refers to the number in [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]. All other uses are call-backs to that one time. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:32, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

== Gallery of Melonade ==

Would anyone oppose if I added a gallery of all the melonade listed in [[Hremail 7]], like I did with [[Credit Cards]]? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 22:26, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Not me. They technically count as Melonade and Drinks. {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 22:32, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Melonade

Mas12806 — Mon, 04 May 2009 22:18:12 GMT

Mas12806: /*Talk:Melonade#Real Melonade*/ Comment.

User:Mas12806/sig

Mas12806 — Mon, 04 May 2009 22:15:32 GMT

Mas12806: Just something.

—[[User:Mas12806|'''Mas12806''']] ([[User talk:Mas12806|talk]]'''·'''[[Special:Contributions/Mas12806|contribs]])

Bubs' Concession Stand

Mas12806 — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:56:24 GMT

Mas12806: /*Imagined or Unknown Items Sold*/Since Strong Bad asked bubs for garlic, crosses, yadda yadda in Jibblies 2, that must mean he has them. But they weren't shown, so I'm not sure.

{{Infobox_Company |
company_name = Bubs' Concession Stand |
image = [[Image:Bubs Last Stand.PNG|230px]] |
type = Retailer |
headquarters = [[Free Country, USA]] |
products = Computers Food Housing Items Movies [[#Known Items Sold|See complete items listing]] |
employees = Bubs |
slogan = We're always awesome! |
mascot = [[Tragic Clown Dog]] |
website = N/A |
}}

'''Bubs' Concession Stand''' is where [[Bubs]] works. A short ways off from Strong Badia, it is ''the'' place in Free Country, USA to get anything and everything, albeit not necessarily legally. According to Bubs's [[Yearbook Character Page]] (and possibly [[different town]]), the stand is located near the [[The Athletic Field|Athletic Field]]. In [[privileges]], Homestar delivers pizza for him. The concession stand may have plumbing fixtures, as evidenced by the roof vent in [[dangeresque 3]] and [[retirement]]. The stand accepts cash, money, cash money, pencil shavings and [[Strong Badia|Quesos]] as currency.

==Notable Events==
*In the email [[origins]], Strong Bad informs the viewers that the concession stand first entered the cartoon by falling from the sky. It landed on [[Señor]] and [[Mr. Bland]], ending their comic careers. [[History according to Strong Bad|This is probably untrue]]; Strong Bad was mocking emailers for always asking him about the origins of things at the time.
*In [[Halloween Fairstival]], Bubs turned the side of the stand into [[Bubs' Ha-Ha-Halloween Comedy Club|a comedy club]]. The comedy club was then used for a poetry slam in [[rampage]].
**According to [[boring (really)]], this side of the stand has 296 bricks.
*It was flooded by Strong Bad in [[lunch special]].
*It served as a model for [[Mr. Legarm's Stand|Mr. Legarm's Stand]] in the Strong Bad Play "[[Dreamaway Johnny]]".
*In [[personal favorites]], after drinking too much soy sauce, Strong Bad attempts to fly the stand to the moon while The Cheat [[The Cheat Gnawing|tries to eat it]].
*It has been a location for the shooting of the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] films.
*It's one of the hangouts for the [[On Point Kings]].
*In [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], Strong Bad and The Cheat were captured after attempting to blast their way through the back door.
*It apparently has an annual sale on [[Senorial Day]].
*Another worker at the concession stand was [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], who sold magazine subscriptions and delivered pizzas, as seen in [[privileges]].
*Bubs' Concession Stand was closed for about two minutes in the toon [[Cool Things]].
*Coach Z used the stand as a hideout after he thought he had [[Death#Strong Sad|killed]] [[Strong Sad]] in [[A Folky Tale]].
*In [[geddup noise]], the stand sign indicates that the name has been changed to Bubs-O's Concession Stand.
*The stand appears to have a basement, as shown in the [[Broken Compy Menu]], [[geddup noise]], and [[winter pool]].
*A guy named Stan used to work at the stand until Bubs fired him after the fifth grade, as mentioned in [[Cool Things]].
*The stand was picked up and used as a parade "float" by [[Strong Mad]] in [[Fall Float Parade]].
**In an [[Fall Float Parade#Easter Eggs|Easter egg]], Homestar (who was supposed to be watching the store but fell asleep in a pile of "swee-at-shirts") used a cardboard box with the words "blue face man's store" written on it as a replacement, hoping Bubs wouldn't notice the difference.
*In [[secret identity]], it was turned into a motor lodge.
*In [[retirement]], the Lappy is held hostage on Bubs's roof.
*In [[the chair]], it is revealed that there is a secret door and conveyor belt which blend into the bricks on the side of the concession stand.
*In [[Toikey TV]], Bubs holds an event called "Bubs Friday", which is apparently known for its violent rush to sales.
*In [[Play Date]], it falls on Homestar and Bubs announces a "relocation sale" with a sale on "badly beaten Homestars".
*In [[original]], it was said that [[Original Bubs]] ran the stand before Bubs took over and quit after The King of Town somehow ate the mayo off of his egg salad.
*In [[Strong Badia the Free]], Bubs declares his independence and neutrality, becoming the souviner-selling nation of Concessionstantinople. He also runs a black market from the back.

==Graffiti==
Apparently, the Concession stand has been the target of [[graffiti]] artists. The stand has been tagged in the following cartoons:
*[[lackey]]: SB wa5 HeRe
*[[origins]]: On Point
*[[narrator]]: 4actor Z
*[[magic trick]]: POOF!

==Signs==
*Usually, the main sign reads BUBS' CONCES5ION STA''N''D (with the N in "STAND" tilted to the right slightly, and the second "S" in "CONCES5ION" represented by a "5"). In some toons this differs:
**[[Where My Hat Is At?]]: "CANDY"
**[[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], [[Where's The Cheat?]]: "Concessions by Bubs"
**[[personal favorites]]: "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAN" (after the "D" falls off)
**[[origins]]: "STAND"
**[[geddup noise]]: "BUBSO'S CONCES5ION STAND"
**[[secret identity]]: "BUBS' MOTOR LODGE" "FORMERLY BUBSO'S CONCES5ION STAND"
**[[Everything Else, Volume 2]] "Other Holidays" Menu: "OTHER HOLIDAY TOONS"
**[[Strong Badia the Free]]: "CONCES5IONSTAN-TINOPLE "POP: SAVINGS?"
**[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]: "BRAINBLOW CITY PRISON"

*In [[lunch special]], a banner covers the sign reading "Super Chinese Fish Buffalo Rice - Smoothies Too!".
*In [[highschool]], a variant of the stand is labeled "BUB5AMECIUM'S PROTOZOA STAND".
*The sign on the back door reads "DOOR", as seen in the [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] and in the email [[origins]].
*In a [[Fall Float Parade]] Easter egg, Homestar labels the replacement stand "blue face man's store".
*In [[looking old]], the words "[IN LINE]" are added to the second line of the sign, making it read "STAND [IN LINE]". This was while Homestar and [[Homsar]] were standing in line.
*In [[original]], the sign changes to match up with each new Bubs, including "Concessions by [[Original Bubs]]" and "Concessions by [[Crack Stuntman|Crack Stuntbubs]]"

<gallery>
Image:Conces5sion Stand 2.png|CANDY most dandy
Image:Concessions by Bubs.PNG|All types of crazy crap
Image:Homestarmecium.png|All your body part needs!
Image:BML.PNG|Care to take a snooze?
Image:Replacementstand.PNG|Yes, Bubs will know the difference
Image:Top Of Bubs' Concession Stand.png|Stolen on top?
Image:Original.png|100% all original business
</gallery>

==Known Items Sold==
*Hot Dogs, Chili Dogs, Slaw Dogs, Ketchup Dogs, Mustard Dogs, Drinks, Drinks, Drinks, Candy and Sno-Cones (stated by Bubs in his [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Character Video]])
*Popcorn (Popcorn machine can be seen in the back of the stand in various cartoons, such as [[The Best Decemberween Ever]])
*Chinese Fish, Buffalo Rice, Smoothies, Hot Wings, Egg Rolls, Cod Plank Platter ([[lunch special]])
*Face Mashings, Severe Pummelings (Counter signs in [[pom pom]])
*Candy Bars, Sno-Cones, Hot Dogs, Popcorns, Gum, Nachos, Ketchup, Catsup, cheats (although Bubs was "fresh out"); (inventory list in [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*[[Swiss Cake Rolls]] ([[invisibility]])
*Toilet paper, [[eggs]], corn dogs ([[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*All Types of Crazy Crap: 'Tag Team Wrestling' Nintendo game, golden oven mitts (Embroidered 'SB'), Strong Sad voodoo doll, 'Frampton Comes Alive!' album (autographed), 'Deep Impact' DVD ([[The Best Decemberween Ever]])
*[[Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit]] ([[lackey]])
*Wait in Line (Counter sign in [[local news]])
*Letter 'D' ([[personal favorites]])
*Cups of ice (Regular and Deluxe), pictures with the Tragic Clown Dog for 60 dollars ([[part-time job]])
*30 cent Lunch Special: 2 buffalo wing bones (hot), a cup of ice, and a half eaten candy bar ([[no loafing]])
*Aught Four Crap: electrical tape, rusty steak knife, banana with an arrow through it, wire cutters (assumed) ([[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Popcorn, Sno-Cones, 'Bershey's' Candy Bar, 'Poo-Bar' Candy Bar, Drinks (Cola?), some other candy ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]])
*Drinks: red, blue, and orange ([[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])
*"Slightly Shotgunned" [[Compy 386]] computer ([[Broken Compy Menu]], [[virus]])
*Broken [[Tandy 400]] computer ([[King of Town Email]])
*Fundraising candy bars (Strong Bad tries to steal them in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*[[Bubs' Old Pizza]] and [[Fretmagic]] magazine subscriptions ([[privileges]])
*A "little sumthin'-sumthin'" ([[fingers]])
*A fresh pancreas a.k.a. Exhibit B ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*"Thank You's" ([[Store Thank You Messages#Bubs's Thank You|Store Thank You Messages]])
*[[Paint#Yella Paint|Yella Paint]], cool [[Cool Shades|shades]] (sunglasses dipped in paint), bag of four grapes ([[Cool Things]])
*Hotel rooms ([[secret identity]])
*Wireless extension cords ([[technology]])
*Bear holding a Shark t-shirts, shot glasses, popsicles, and bear tooth holding a shark tooth necklaces ([[myths & legends]])
*Internet Connections ([[isp]])
*Spray-on Halloween Night, Halloween Night-vision goggles, do-it-yourself Halloween Night hovercraft kit ([[Happy Hallow-day]])
*iTems ([[looking old]])
*Preowned box of [[Ethical Chick'n Beaks|"ethical" chicken beaks]], old Winger albums, [[Red, White, and Banana|red-white-and-blue banana bicycle seats]], talking Homestar Runner chairs, [[Styleron Ecochair|Styleron Ecochairs]], [[Le Restige]] ([[the chair]])
*Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps ([[retirement]])
*Red, Purple, Green Apple, and Blue Sno-Cones ([[DNA Evidence]])
*Sausages made from [[steak]], a tennis ball, and a box of [[General Tso's Chicken]] ([[One Two, One Two]])
*Strong Bad's [[New Paper]] (Bubs could be seen installing it in [[the paper]])
*[[Eggs|Organic Batteries]] ([[Quality Time]])
*Free [[pizza]] for bushes ([[bike thief]])
*''Mommy Fights!'' film, kids' toys ([[Toikey TV]])
*Strong Bad/The Cheat unlicensed unlicensed merchandise: Strong Bad piñatas, Strong Bad brand [[Ointment and Old Person Rub|ferret ointment]], Strong Bad [[Store Accessories#Beanie Caps|beanie caps]], and The Cheat notebooks ([[licensed]])
*Lamborghini Hot Tubs for $100 ([[shapeshifter]])
*Badly beaten Homestars ([[Play Date]])
*Video rentals ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])
*Doughnuts, questionable medical coverage ([[Donut Unto Others]])

===In ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]''===
*In [[Homestar Ruiner]], Bubs distributes several items. He is the local supplier for Total Load energy enhancement powder, and also acts as a repairman for Marzipan's hedge shears. He also mentions a long list of candy he carries: chocolate candy, vanilla candy, tainted candy, real candy, pretend candy, and even ''free'' candy, which is a box of chocolate-covered organic packing peanuts by the name of ChocoOpps (obtainable with a coupon). In a prank phone call, his phone tree message lists extentions for calendars, tire irons, and support hose. Strong Bad mentions getting a box of rhino horns the last time he tried to navigate it (and not even the endangered kind). Bubs also sends an email, stating that he sells candy bars, lawn mowers, ketchup, Egyptian artifacts, and games for the kids. As he puts it, "we've got everything, twice!"
*In [[Strong Badia the Free]], Bubs again acts as an all-purpose supplier of items. He will sell Strong Bad a souviner clockwork doll for 100 quesos (Strong Badian currency), and also runs a black market from the back of the stand. As the black market, he deals in illegally excavated artifacts, weapons, fake IDs, pirated DVDs, unlicensed merchandise, and harvested organs. His weapons stock is out (he sold the last bazooka-flamethrower that throws throwing stars to Coachnya), and he will refuse to take either Pom Pom's katana or Strong Sad's fake sword. By giving him Strong Sad's pretendix, he will trade away a piece of Homsarian pottery. He also lists a number of souviners he sells (when in stock): cheese, watches, chocolate, cheesy watches, and chocolate-covered cheese.
*In [[Baddest of the Bands]], Strong Bad brings Bubs his [[FunMachine]] for repairs. To pay off the repair bill, Bubs helps Strong Bad host his Battle Royale of the bands, and also builds the stages.
*In [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], the stand is used as a set for the Brainblow City Prison. [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]] (played by Bubs) is incarcerated here. Diamonocle gives Dangeresque information throughout the film, and occasionally inserts a product placement for [[Bull Honkey]]. Bubs also mentions that he used to sell foot-long hot dogs with files hidden in them to himself, back when the stand was a "tiny prison" and Bubs was the only inmate.
*In [[8-Bit is Enough]], Bubs becomes trapped on top of the stand by [[Marzipan]] (who is possessed of the personality of "Lady Crate Ape"). Once Strong Bad drives off Marzipan, Bubs is called in to service the [[TROGDOR!]] [[Stand-Up Arcade Games|arcade cabinet]]. The logic board for the game is also delivered to the concession stand by [[Videlectrix]].

===Imagined or Unknown Items Sold===
*Flame-throwers that shoot imitation chocolate hundred dollar bills ([[different town]])
*Six tubes of rear-end cream ([[highschool]])
*Manilla Cheese Coke ([[original]])
*The DVD commentary for [[the chair]] suggests that Bubs has a vat of "hot sugar" in his basement
*Garlic, crosses, silver bullets, holy water, and VHS copies of Pumpkinshead 2 through 4 ([[Jibblies 2]])

===Fun Facts===
*It apparently was a one-person jail consisting of Bubs, where he sold foot-long hot dogs with files in them to [[identity confusion|himself]].

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Mas12806 — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:54:22 GMT

Mas12806: /*Goofs*/Noticed another goof.

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[[Image:sbemail142.png|thumb|You gotta be firm.]]
{{aboutemail}} {{for|list of Strong Bad's secret identities|Secret Identities}}

Chris from Laramie, Wyoming, asks Strong Bad if he has any secret identities. Strong Bad discusses several options.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand|Bubs' Motor Lodge]], [[Trailer Home]], [[Smoky Office]], [[Marzipan's House]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Wednesday, January 25, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:44

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}

==Transcript==
''{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.wad" and presses enter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: none</div>
Dear Strongbad, 
Do you have a secret Identity? cause you know that 
would be the kinda rockin' cool thing you'd have. 
Chris 
Laramie, Wy 
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad sings "Wy" as "why" in a soft high-pitched voice.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Chris, let me be frank. The term "rockin' cool" is so uncool it makes my face hurt.

''{clears screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, now all the "rockin' cool"s are off the screen.

''{He shrieks as he realizes what he's typed, and clears the screen again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' They're gone. Those things are vicious. Anyway Frank, I believe your question was about my secret identity. Well, let me ask you this: have you ever seen The Poopsmith and I in the same place at the same time?

''{Cut to a wide shot of the computer room. The Poopsmith is standing behind Strong Bad and to his right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Dun dun DUUUNH! That's right! It is I who dons the crappy orange gloves and shovels—

''{The Poopsmith jabs Strong Bad a couple of times with his shovel. Strong Bad stops typing and turns to face him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the?! What are you ''doing'' here? ''{shakes his fist a little as he talks}'' You ruined my scam, man! I was gonna have all of everyone believing that I was you and that the steaming pile of whatsit was really a smoldering pile of money covered in whatsit. How'd you get in here anyways?

''{Homestar Runner approaches from the left side of the computer, holding a hamburger.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I let him in. ''{to The Poopsmith}'' Here you go. ''{hands him the hamburger}'' Oh, ''{turns to Strong Bad}'' and you're out of mayo.

''{Homestar and The Poopsmith exit toward the left. Strong Bad turns and addresses the camera.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Is there like a sign on my door that says ''{makes a sweeping gesture}'' "Wanted: Everyone I hate. Inquire within"?

''{The King of Town approaches from the right side of the computer.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I didn't see one.

''{Strong Bad utters some frustrated gibberish and turns back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{resumes typing}'' So apparently I'm not The Poopsmith. But I got lots of secret identities. Lately, I've been using this one: Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier. I use Mr. Tappers when I'm on tour and I want to check into a hotel and not be bothered by legions of fans.

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, now labeled Bubs' Motor Lodge, at night. On the sign is a neon caricature of Bubs's head with three neon Z's next to it, each of which light up in cascading fashon. Bubs is wearing a nametag and Strong Bad has with him a briefcase. A sign-in book is on the counter.}''

'''BUBS:''' And what name will this room be under?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, Tip Tappers, please. Unless some girl asks what room Strong Bad's in. And she's at least a seven out of ten. Or uh... ''{thinks}'' six if she's naked.

'''BUBS:''' That'll be nine hundred dollars Mr. ''{clears his throat loudly}'' Tappers.

''{Homestar emerges from behind the building, carrying an empty ice bucket, wearing his cinnamon beard, and dressed in a robe, a gold shirt that reads "I &hearts; Toxic Waste", and pink bunny slippers.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is there an ice machine around here?

'''BUBS:''' Certainly, Mr. Dee Williams.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And then there's Vance Mudgeman. I use that identity when I drop in on my secret second family over in Broiter Grove. Ahh, those kids love Daddy Mudgeman.

''{Cut to the trailer home. Strong Bad is sitting in a green armchair watching TV. He is wearing a grease-stained A-shirt and has a couple of days' growth of beard stubble on his face. Kids' laughter can be heard in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to someone off screen}'' You get back here with that remote, Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman. I'm not afraid to smack— ''{holds up his glove menacingly}''

''{Cut abruptly back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Yes, well, you gotta be firm. ''{clears his throat}'' And then of course there's the secret identity I use to write my advice column for a popular women's magazine.

''{An issue of ''Scarfgirl'' |magazine appears from the bottom of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Using the pseudoname Cara Carabowditbowdit, I'm slowly but surely making the girls of the world cooler for all us dudes.

''{Cut to the smoky office. Strong Bad sits at an old typewriter, wearing a brown wig with a skull and bone on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Dear Buttless in Bedstuy, Sounds like YOU need to play more video games, galpal. And not those girly ones where you pretend to be a dog or a frog neither. I'm talkin' about the explodey ones. The kind that make you dizzy when you play 'em. Then maybe your guy will stop talking about his ex. Eat a Steak, Cara Carabowditbowdit. ''{He finishes by typing "XOXOXO".}''

''{Cut to Marzipan's house. Marzipan and Homestar are sitting together on her couch, and Marzipan is reading ''Scarfgirl''.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{angrily}'' This lady doesn't know what she's talking about. And I don't like her pseudoname.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, you're just jealous 'cause she gets all the hot boys.

''{A crumpled ball of paper flies in from off screen and hits Homestar in the face.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, mail's here.

''{He reaches down and picks it up.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' What's it say?

''{Homestar uncrumples it and reads the following. Strong Bad has scribbled over his own name.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No I don't. Strong Bad. I mean, Cara Carabowditbowdit.

'''MARZIPAN:''' See, I told you.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So you see? Secret identities aren't just for superheroes and Garth Brooks anymore. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have several butts to jettison from my home.

''{He gets up and goes off to the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grunts from off screen as he throws Homestar}''

''{Homestar flies across the screen and lands with a thud.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks for having me overrrrr!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grunts from off screen as he throws the King.}''

''{The King, too, flies across the screen and lands with a thud.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Worst mayonnaise party everrrr!

''{The Poopsmith walks across while being prodded all the while by Strong Bad using a fondue fork.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Sb and poopsmith.PNG|thumb|The Poopbad or The Strongsmith?]]
*After Strong Bad says "Laramie, Why?", click on the phrase to get a book of the same name, written by [[Leomard Sportsinterviews#Beverly Sportsinterviews|Beverly]] and [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Lem Sportsinterviews]].
*After Strong Bad types "So apparently I'm not The Poopsmith," click on "The Poopsmith" to see a picture that is a cross between The Poopsmith and Strong Bad, with Strong Bad's head and feet, The Poopsmith's mouth and body, and a mix of Strong Bad's and The Poopsmith's gloves.
*While Strong Bad is checking in to Bubs' Motor Lodge, click on the reservations book to see it up close.
*Click on the Lappy's screen at the end to see a scene with Marzipan, Homestar, and Strong Sad.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Maybe I should get me one of them pseudonames.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{hyperactive, leans in from the left side of the screen}'' It's "-nym"! It's "-nym"! It's pseudo''nym''! Not pseudo''name''! I can't take it any more! Nym nym nym! It's a Greek word for "name"! Pseudonym! Pseudonym! ''{leans back out}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*Bedstuy is short for [[Wikipedia:Bedford-Stuyvesant|Bedford-Stuyvesant]], a neighborhood in the New York City borough of Brooklyn.
*A [[Wikipedia:Daemon (computer software)|daemon]], sometimes called a service, is a background process that serves an important function in a computer system. Common uses for daemons include such things as sending email or running [[Wikipedia:Web server|web]] and [[Wikipedia:File Transfer Protocol|FTP]] servers.
**The word "daemon" can be correctly pronounced "DEE-mon" (just like "demon"), or "DAY-mon", similar to how Strong Bad pronounces it in this e-mail.
*"Pseudoname" is a common misspelling of "[[Wikipedia:pseudonym|pseudonym]]," a fictitious name used as an alternative to one's legal name. As Strong Sad suggests, "pseudonym" is derived from the Greek word for name, ὄνυμα ''onyma'', which gives rise to the combining form ''-onym'' in English.
*A cowboy is featured on the cover of "Laramie, Why?" because [[Wikipedia:Laramie, Wyoming|Laramie]] is a popular setting for [[Wikipedia:westerns|westerns]].

===Trivia===
*Bubs's marquee reads:
<blockquote>BUBS' MOTOR 
LODGE 
FORMERLY BUBSO'S CONCES5ION STAND </blockquote>

*Bubs's nametag reads:
<blockquote>My Name 
BUBS</blockquote>

*Marzipan's [[Periodicals|issue]] of [[Scarfgirl]] reads:
<blockquote>Scarfgirl 
fashion AND environment stuff     feb. 
 
is politics bad? 
[[Hybrid Cars|HYBRID CARS!]] 
CELEB SHOCKERS! 
A PURSE!</blockquote>

:*The woman on the cover is [[Jackie Chapman]].
*The Easter egg with Strong Sad was added several hours after the initial release of the toon.
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#sam and max|sam and max]]".
*This is the third appearance of Homestar's [[cinnamon]] beard. It first appeared in [[caper]].

===Bubs' Motor Lodge Registry===

*Bubs' Motor Lodge Registry reads:
<pre>
one double - mr. allan poe
PAID! queen suite - ms. cousteau
one king - mr. boyardee PAID!
PAID! smelly cot - mr. five freddy
posh suite - mr. chamberlain DISCO TAPE!
COMPED! one racecar bed - mr. dee williams
one grill - mr. tesmacher PAID TWICE!
PENCIL SHAVINGS!
</pre>

For the identities of the people in Bubs's Sign-In Book, see [[Secret Identities#Other Characters|Secret Identities]].

===Remarks===
*The sound when the Poopsmith is poking Strong Bad with his shovel and when Strong Bad is poking the Poopsmith to make him leave is the "Droplet" error sound from the old [[Wikipedia:Mac OS|Mac OS]].
*Strong Bad and The Poopsmith have actually appeared together several times in the past, most notably in [[big white face]], [[haircut]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], and at the end of most [[Holidays|Holiday Toons]].
**Also, during the [[The King of Town DVD Commentary|audio commentary]] for [[The King of Town DVD]], Strong Bad comments negatively on the Poopsmith.
*If he is to be believed, then Strong Bad is apparently the only main character to have offspring, his second family as Vance Mudgeman. The only other main characters who may possibly have had kids are the King of Town (who originally would have been Marzipan's father) and Coach Z (who implied that he was a mother in [[garage sale]]). However, given Strong Bad's propensity for scams and cons, it's entirely possible that the Mudgeman children are not actually his.
*If the Mudgeman trailer is the trailer in [[portrait]], then the setting has apparently changed since then. In that email, there was a portrait of Strong Bad to the left of the "Born to be Danged" poster, and the moose lamp at the right was originally on the left, and was broken.
**Also, the moose lamp was slightly taller in [[portrait]].
*In the Easter egg at the end, Homestar states that he would like a pseudonym, even though earlier in the 'toon Bubs refers to him as Mr. Dee Williams, implying that he has already been using one.
*When Strong Bad is opening his e-mail, he opens it as a .wad instead of a .exe.
*When Marzipan says, "And I don't like her pseudoname," it refers back to the email [[marzipan]], where she tells Strong Bad, "And I don't like your outfit."
*Strong Bad's typewriter only makes a carriage return sound once every three lines, even when typing the header and signature.

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad commits a common grammatical error by asking "Have you ever seen The Poopsmith and I...?" Because it is in the predicate of the sentence, the phrase should be "The Poopsmith and me." 
*In the Easter egg when Strong Sad says "it's pseudonym", there is a dot by his lip.
*In the flash file, when [[Strong Bad]] is getting [[The Poopsmith]] out of the house, his mouth is missing when he is outside the black.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When the email was first released, the name in Bubs's register that reads "mr. allan poe" was incorrectly spelled as "mr. allen poe", a common misspelling of the name of American author Edgar Allan Poe. This was corrected later in the day.

===Inside References===
*The book title "Laramie, Why?" is a reference to the similar title "Eww, Claire!! Why???" from [[origins]], which was also written by Beverly Sportsinterviews.
*The room in which Vance Mudgeman is sitting (with the moose lamp and "Born to be Danged" poster) is in a double-wide trailer, first seen in the email [[portrait]]. The moose lamp is probably a reference to Homestar's "moose lamp" in the same email.
*"BUBSO'S CONCES5ION STAND" is a reference to [[geddup noise]].
*Strong Bad prods the Poopsmith with a fondue fork to encourage him to leave. Homestar has borrowed [[Strong Bad's Fondue Pot|Strong Bad's fondue set]] at least twice.
*Bubs's name tag is a reference to [[Puppets on the Road]], where Shark-Tooth Bubs says "My name Shark-Tooth Bubs."
*Bubs accepted pencil shavings as legal tender in [[lackey]], as he does here, as evidenced by his guestbook.
*Homestar's [[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|housecoat and stubble]] were introduced in [[caper]].
*Strong Bad mentions that his secret family lives in Broiter Grove, a town also found on the back of the discontinued [[Limozeen]] concert T-shirt.
*''[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]]'' is playing on the TV in the Mudgeman home.
*This email contains an instance of [[Hyperactive Strong Sad]].
*This is another reference to [[steak]].

===Real-World References===
*The mention of [[Wikipedia:Garth Brooks|Garth Brooks]] is a reference to his 1999 rock & roll alter-ego, [[Wikipedia:Chris Gaines|Chris Gaines]], which he assumed for a movie deal that fell through.
*"Strongbad_email.wad" and "Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon" are both homages to the PC game ''[[Wikipedia:Doom|Doom]]''.
**[[Wikipedia:Doom WAD|WAD files]] contain level, graphical, and sound files for the game.
**"Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon," is similar to a line of text first seen in ''Doom'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Doom II|Doom II]]'', which reads "Init DOOM refresh daemon."
*Homestar's ''[http://www.founditemclothing.com/t-shirts/toxic.html I ♥ Toxic Waste]'' shirt and pink bunny slippers are references to the movie [[Wikipedia:Real Genius|Real Genius]].
*The name Jeffrey Beffrey could be a literary nod to the Goose from [[Wikipedia:Charlotte's Web|Charlotte's Web]] by E. B. White. The Goose called her son "Jeffrey-Effrey" in her unique rhyming speech.
* The name Tip Tappers may refer to [[Wikipedia:Tip Tipping|Tip Tipping]], a 1980s stuntman who acted in many famous productions, including [[Wikipedia:Doctor Who|Doctor Who]] and [[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones|Indiana Jones]].



*Buttless in Bedstuy is a reference to the convention of signing letters to advice columns as "(adjective) in (location)", and may be a direct reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Sleepless in Seattle|Sleepless in Seattle]]''.

===Fast Forward===
* Strong Bad's [[Cara Carabowditbowdit]] wig is a costume item in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].

== DVD Version ==

*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===

('''Commentary by:''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' This time it's me! This time it's me! This time it's me! This time it's me!

'''MIKE:''' Great!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That was ''my'' Strong Bad Email intro song. It's called, "This Time It's You".

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' In parentheses: "(This Time It's Me)"

'''MIKE:''' Homestar, settle down.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What?

'''MIKE:''' This email talks about secret identities. Now, do you have any secret identities?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, ye — no — s! ''{finishes with a hissing 's' sound, as though the word "no" interrupted the word "yes"}''

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You see, I interrupted my "yes" with a "no" in the middle.

'''MIKE:''' Y-E, dot, dot, dot. Yeah, okay.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Okay, "rockin' cool". So, now let's talk about "rockin' cool".

'''MIKE:''' Uh, "rockin' cool"?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, why would he try and convince people that he's The Poopsmith — the poop digger?

'''MIKE:''' The poop digger?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What kind of scam?

'''MIKE:''' Um, he was gonna make millions.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' How was he...

'''MIKE:''' ''{talking over Homestar}'' It was a pyramid scheme, I think.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhhhh.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, so...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{talking over Mike}'' I get — I get into those all the time!

'''MIKE:''' It's like, you get people to think that ''you're'' The Poopsmith, and then once they believe it they get other people to believe that ''they're'' The Poopsmith.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{talking over Mike, Mike becomes untillegible}'' Ooh! Look at that sandwich I made The Poopsmith! I think it was — I think I made him a McRib. ''{pause}'' You know, I — I should probably stop making copies of his keys, from Strong Bad's house and giving 'em out at parties.

'''MIKE:''' Where'd you get the first one?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, I think I made it from soaps.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I fashioned it out of soaps.

'''MIKE:''' And then you were able to make copies out of it?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' Wow!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! Soap —

'''MIKE:''' Soap key copiers?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes!

'''MIKE:''' All right.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's true. I wish Bubs' had that sign again. I remember coming home from trips, you know, like, you'd be out on the road —

'''MIKE:''' Uh huh.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' — and then you'd pass by Bubs' Motor Lodge and that little sleepy Bubs would be zzz-ing ''{pronounced zeezing}'' at you.

'''MIKE:''' Look who it is!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh!

'''MIKE:''' What's your shirt say?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I love toxic waste.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's like, Chris Knight's from Real Genius.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Ohh.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I always sign in my alias as Mr. D. Williams. ''{pause}'' Who are those kids? Do you hear those kids?

'''MIKE:''' I do. That's Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman. ''{laughs as he says the name}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That kid needs to shut his mouth! Jeffrey already knows his ABCs. Hit the deck! ''{pause}'' Hey, that — I know that lady!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' You do?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' Who is it?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't know.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Some lady. ''{pause}'' Um, so, let's talk about scarfgirls, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Uh, "Scarfgirls" has made a resurgence in the last few years.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, it's seems like they used to just live in Athens, Georgia.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Now they live everywhere.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now they're all over the place. They wear large scarves, they like to knit.

'''MIKE:''' They knit, and —

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' They're pretty eco-conscious.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' They probably have their own business. At least their own blog!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Is Marzipan a scarfgirl?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You know, she's kind of a hybrid.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' She's kind of got some scarfgirl elements, but —

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, she's got, like, part of gasoline and part electric. More. ''{pause}'' Yeah, I remember getting that mail! It was weird! It was the one day the mailman mailed mail by throwing paper balls at me. He never does that no more.

'''MIKE:''' No?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Who is the mailman in our town, anyways?

'''MIKE:''' Uh, I'm gonna guess — Coach Z?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You think so?

'''MIKE:''' Oh, I don't know.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Maybe so. Ooh, jettison! The Jettisons. I love that cartoon. ''{pause}'' Do you like Sam & Max?

'''MIKE:''' I do. I like mayonnaise parties, too.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I have to go to the bathroom.

'''MIKE:''' I don't like mayonnaise anymore after I got some fried shrimp covered in mayonnaise at a Thai restaurant.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ewww.

=== Fun Facts ===

*The [[Wikipedia:McRib|McRib]] is a sandwich from [[Wikipedia:McDonald's|McDonald's]] made from boneless pork and barbecue sauce on a bun, with onions and pickles added.
*A [[Wikipedia:Pyramid scheme|pyramid scheme]] is a non-sustainable business model that involves the exchange of money primarily for enrolling other people into the scheme, usually without any product or service being delivered.
*Chris Knight is the character played by [[Wikipedia:Val Kilmer|Val Kilmer]] in the movie [[Wikipedia:Real Genius|Real Genius]].
*"The Jettisons" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:The Jetsons|The Jetsons]].

==External Links==
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[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

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Mas12806 — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 14:12:36 GMT

Mas12806: A few minor adjustments.

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==Introduction==
Hello, I am Mike. Not Mike Chapman.
===About Me===
I am just a regular online kind of guy located in Maryland, USA. I had visited the Wiki for a few weeks before I joined, seeing how helpful it was to me, so I joined up to help out. I'm proud of everything here, all the articles, images, templates, media, links.
[[Image:Telltale Games logo.png|thumb|right|Me has all the [[SBCG4AP]]'s on [[Wii]] and beat them all via Walkthroughs here!]]
Look what I've done for the Wiki. [[Special:Contributions/Mas12806|Look]] at the pages:
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*'''[[Dana Swanson]]'''
*'''[[Jim and Rosy Chapman]]'''
*'''[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Hsr_webmail.jpg My Personal Image]''':
*'''[[Snake Boxer]]''' (I changed the redirect because Snake Boxer '''''5''''' means there is more than just one.)
*'''[[Talk:Diet Brown]]''' (No one answered me yet)
==External Links==
*Unfortunatly, none right now.
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Store Accessories

Mas12806 — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 14:03:34 GMT

Mas12806: /*Discontinued_Beanie_Caps*/The Strong Bad hat is no longer available.

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The following are accessories currently available for purchase at the [[Store]].

==Baseball Caps==

'''A variety of baseball caps!'''

Our Homestar and Strong Bad baseball caps are wool-blend, Yupoong brand hats with six panels and a "FlexFit" inner sweatband. These caps come in sizes Small/Medium and Large/Extra Large.

(Note to the Ladies: There is no hole in the back of the Strong Bad and Homestar baseball caps)

===Discontinued Baseball Caps===
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==Messenger Bags==

Our messenger bags are polyester and feature a roomy main compartment, a smaller interior half pocket plus an outside zippered pocket. Adjustable 2-inch shoulder strap and one front adjustable clasp closure.

Dimensions: 14 ½" × 12" × 5"

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Talk:Marzipan's House

Mas12806 — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 20:58:57 GMT

Mas12806: /*Marzipan's House*/Comment for feud about the kitchen and the closet.

Is Marzipan's Kitchen actually Homestar's?

It's been generaly accepted that the kitchen in question belong's to Marzipan, but there is actually only one piece of evidence to support this and it isn't rock-solid; In "Wher's The Cheat?", Homestar makes a veggie-burger in the kitchen, then deliver's it to Marzipan in her living room in the next scene. While this certainly makes it seem like the kitchen is right next to the living room, it is also a possibility that we simply didn't see Homestar walking over to her house from his.

Other facts that indicate that the kitchen is Homestar's:
*Marzipan is never, ever seen in the kitchen, but Homestar is in every appearance.
*Homestar acts as if the kitchen were his own.
*Mrs. Bennedetto and Fluffy Puff Mayonaise are items in the kitchen that more than likely would belong to Homestar.

:Wasn't Marzipan seen in the kitchen in [[radio]]? Besides, Homestar is KNOWN for wandering into people's houses uninvited, and it seems awfully silly (even for Homestar) to wander across town carrying a veggie-burger on a plate. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 02:03, 23 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Ooooooh... right. Ok... this is awkward... I take it all back now so shut up kid!

Okay, here's something... In the Toon "Cool Things", Marzipan's front porch looks exactly like Homestar's. So forget the whole kitchen thing; the new question is do Homestar and Marzipan live together (A common occurrance in boyfriend-girlfriend relationships)? Or are their houses just the same (A common occurrance in urban planning)?

I'm too insecure to make these changes myself, but:
1) Isn't "portrait" perhaps not the best word for the "Thank you" thing? I mean, technically a portrait ''can'' be a non-representative work of art, but most people think of it as a representation of a person.
2) The assertion that this artwork was "theoretically produced by Homsar" is unsupported by any link or reference. Is this one person's speculation, or a reference to a fact divulged somewhere (in which case it should be explained and linked)?
3) In what sense does Marzipan's house appear in the email [[labor day]]?

To answer your questions: 1. Portrait IS perhaps not the best word, but it works 2. Homsar used the line 'thank you' on his Main Page 3. In the Shenectedy Chrispies Easter egg, Strong Bad delivers a commercial in the kitchen of Marzipan's house. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:Just because he says "Thank You" doesn't mean he made the "portrait," now does it? There are plenty of other instances in which other characters say "Thank You," I'm sure. {{User:Gafaddict/sig}} 19:20, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
::I fixed it. Marzy has said thank you, homestar has said thanks, strong bad has said thanks, etc. etc. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:20, 30 November 2005 (UTC)

We finally see her in her kitchen during [[narrator]]. Also, should something be mentioned that she doesn't lock her door(s) very well? As evidenced by the Marzipan Answering Machine 13.2, Homestar, The Cheat, and the KoT can get in while she's away. It's possible that Homestar has a key or knows where she keeps her hidden spare key and left it unlocked once he got in. However, The Cheat and the KoT are surprized to find each other at the end which would lead us to believe that they came in different ways. 
I don't think Homestar and Marzipan live together. Here's why:
#In [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], it seems as though Marzipan has been celebrating Decemberween long before Homestar woke up.
#In [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], Homestar bangs on the door to be let in to the party. If he lived here this would most likely not have happened.
#Homestar keeps leaving messages on her answering machine
#Her answering machine only says that she lives there
:*It can be noted that they may have two lines and that her answering machine is on her line only.
{{User:NFITC1/sig}}

It's further unlikely because they have two different living rooms. Homestar's has a wood floor and green walls; Marzipan's has a red rug and blue/yellow walls. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 17:31, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
: For further confusion and talkings on the subject by The Brothers Chaps, see the Talk page for [[Play Date]]! --[[User:WP CEO|WP CEO]] 00:05, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

I think that since in [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[Homestar]] was seen walking to the right of the kitchen and came up in the living room from the left of the screen, that the kitchen is, well if your looking at the house like you saw it in [[Baddest of the Bands]], to the very left of the house, so that door that is borded up is technically a closet, since in [[Quality Time]], he is locked in there by [[Marzipan]] and he states that there is a coat and broom in there. So I'm sure that no one puts both of those in their kitchen. {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 20:58, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

== ...what? ==

"This painting was theoretically shown as a parody of Readymade art [...]" 
When are we ever, ever, ''ever'' given any indication that the Thank You painting is a parody of readymades? It's just a thing hanging on the wall. I mean, one could say that Homestar's whiteness is a parody of mimes...but it's probably not. I'm guessing that the "theoretically" was added in to make it more ambiguous, but the phrase sounds incredibly out of place no matter what. I'm going to be bold and remove it; if anybody's got an Everything Else commentary that proves this, I'll hush, but it still needs to be reworded and put in a less awkward position in the article. --{{User:Onamuji/sig}} 07:41, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

== Blue/Yellow Wall? ==

Are we sure that the wall of Marzipan's house actually changed colors in those first two pictures? Couldn't it be an effect of the lighting? (the green bushes show up as blue too) [[User:Thrashmeister|Thrashmeister]] 23:15, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
:I agree. The sidings on my house look blue too when it's nighttime, as it was in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 19:24, 5 October 2008 (UTC)

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

Mas12806 — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:56:41 GMT

Mas12806: It was clearly not the Catacombs, but the Malvies Catacombs.

{{pn|Baddest of the Bands|8-Bit is Enough}}

{{about|[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People|SBCG4AP]] episode}} {{for|[[Strong Bad Email]]|dangeresque 3}} {{for-nothe|other uses|Dangeresque}}

[[Image:Dangeresque 3.PNG|thumb|right|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective logo]]
[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!"]]
'''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''' is the fourth episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] game series. It was written by Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]]. It has been rated E10+ for [[Alcohol]] and [[Smoking|Tobacco]] Reference, Crude Humor, and Mild Cartoon Violence by the ESRB.

The long-awaited third episode of the [[Blatant Lies|much-beloved]] and [[Poor Acting|well-acted]] [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series is finally released to the world!

Dangeresque will have to solve a number of mysteries - Where is his father, why has Cutesy Buttons been kidnapped, and just who is the nefarious Uzi Bazooka?

'''Cast:'''
*{{film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
*{{film|Homestar Runner}} as [[Dangeresque Too]] and [[Uzi Bazooka]]
*{{film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]
*{{film|The Cheat}} as [[Craig]]
*{{film|Strong Mad}} as [[Killingyouguy]]
*{{film|Marzipan}} as [[Cutesy Buttons]], [[Sultry Buttons]]
*{{film|The King of Town}} as [[Perducci]]
*{{film|Strong Sad}} as [[The Stunt Double]], [[The Monster]], [[The Informant]]
*{{film|Pom Pom}} as [[Professor Experimento]]
*{{film|Bubs}} as [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]
*{{film|Senor Cardgage}} as [[Dadgeresque]]
*{{film|The Poopsmith}} as [[Kidnapping Victim]]
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]] as Cutesy Buttons [[The Stunt Double|stunt double]]
*[[Bear Holding a Shark]] as a prehistoric robot dinosaur
*Bubtronic Security Robot as Dangcaresque Autopilot

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[[Smoky Office|Office]] 
[[Strong Badia|Strongborneo]] 
[[Computer Room|Secret Lab]] 
[[Club Technochocolate|Old Club]] 
[[The King of Town's Castle|Malvies Catacombs]] 
[[Marzipan's House|Cutsey's House]] 
[[The Stone Bridge|Venice/Tokyo/Paris/Ireland/Cairo]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|The Sun]] 
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[The Field|Brainblow City]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|Agent Blue]] 
[[The Stick|Stickanee Tree]] 
[[Snap Shak|Photo Booth]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand|Brainblow City Prison]] 
[[The Gremlin|DangCar-esque]] 
Helicopter set 
[[Kiddie Pool|Shark Pond]]
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'''Date:''' November 17th, 2008

==Preview Transcript==
[[Image:Dangeresque 3 Preview.png|thumb|"Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"]]
''{The "On the next episode of SBCG4AP..." screen is shown.}''

''{Homestar as Dangeresque Too? is in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispers}'' Okay, now? Okay—

''{Strong Bad as Dangeresque peers from behind Bubs' Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispers}'' Shut up! We're rolling!

''{The screen flares "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'" in blue text, but then fades into orange text. A slight beat starts.}''

''{Strong Bad and Homestar are sitting in the [[Gremlin]]. The Cheat can just barely be seen running past the car with a tree to simulate movement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "''Undisclothed'' Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sounding annoyed}'' Take the shot!

''{The screen flares "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" in blue text, but then fades to orange, just like the last caption.}''

''{Homestar is back in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You got what you had coming to you, ''{he takes off his Dangeresque, Too? glasses}'' Toe-fu!

''{The screen flares "DANGERESQUE 3: The Criminal Projective" in the same manner as "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" and "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'", then the text zooms into orange and displays "New episode every month!"}''

''{Homestar and Strong Bad are on top of Bubs' Stand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Looks like we're gonna have to jump!

''{Homestar and Strong Bad jump off of Bubs' Stand, the screen freezes and fades a little into orange and displays on the Wii version "Play it on Wiiware", and on the PC version, "www.telltalegames.com".}''

== Inventory ==
*Ace of Spades
*Branch
*Blueprints
*Charity Card
*[[Cheatball|Creature Card]]
*[[Credenza]]
*Diamond
*[[Minor Foods|Diet Brown]]
*Fancy Flower
*Formula
*Hubcaps
*[[Big Knife|Large Knife]]
*Launch Codes
*Numbered Card
*[[Nunchuck Gun]]
*Old Receipt
*[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|Painting]]
*Romantic Photo
*Ruby
*Safety Scissors
*Small Rock
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (with shovel attachment)
*Time Card
*Trivia Card
*Toy Heart
*Trinket
*Yellow Hair

== Ranks ==
#Dead Informant
#Arms and Legs Dealer
#Unfunny Sidekick
#Doomed Eye Candy
#B-List Action Star
#12-Fingered Henchman
#Cop on the Edge
#Septuple Agent
#Vaguely European Villain
#Suave Super-Savior
#Codename: Awesome!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Strong Sad's costume in the Catacombs is a [[wikipedia:Motion capture#Optical: Passive Markers|passive optical marker motion capture suit]], or at least an approximation of one. It is similar to the "motion capture suit" worn by [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Sample Of Style Too]].
*Dangeresque Too's answer when asked about the trinket ("The doctor is his MOTHER!") is the solution to a [[wikipedia:Situation puzzle|lateral-thinking conundrum]]. The conundrum goes "a boy and his father stalled their car on a set of train tracks. A train hit the car, killing the father and wounding the boy. When the boy was taken to the hospital, the doctor on duty exclaimed "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!" How can this be?"
*A "romcom" is a [[wikipedia:Romantic comedy|romantic comedy]].
*[[wikipedia:Billy Dee Williams|Billy Dee Williams]] is an American actor best known for playing Lando Calrissian in Star Wars.
*"Post", mentioned when Dangeresque first meets the monster in the catacombs, refers to [[wikipedia:Post-production|post-production]].
*Pick-ups are minor shots filmed during post-production in order to augment footage already filmed.
*The Irish Informant's name, Cecil van Gough, combines Cecil, a common first name in Ireland, with [[wikipedia:Vincent van Gogh|Vincent van Gogh]], an artist — which makes his job as an art critic unsurprising.
*The Tokyo Informant's name, Stoolie Rat Weasel, is a hint. A stoolie (stool pigeon) is an informant, rat is also informally used to mean an informant, and weasel is informally used to mean a deceitful person. (The presence of Perducci's bullet in Tokyo is also a hint, among other things.)
*An "[[Wikipedia:Uzi|Uzi]]" is a type of submachine gun, and a "[[Wikipedia:Bazooka|bazooka]]" is a type of rocket launcher.

===Trivia===
*This is the first episode of SBCG4AP where the House of Strong cannot be navigated, and the first episode not to have a [[Teen Girl Squad]] comic.
*This is also the first SBCG4AP which doesn't feature Homsar.
*It's also the first SBCG4AP where [[Strong Badia]] isn't linked to [[The Field]].
*It's also the first SBCG4AP in which [[Mike Chapman]] does a voice, namely the voice of Craig.
*If he catches her during the stand-off on the roof of Bubs' Concession Stand, Uzi Bazooka calls Cutesy Buttons "[[Missy Palmer|Missy]]".
*A blooper from this game of Bubs' line "Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'." was put on the website as [[Quote of the Week]] on 11th September 2008, just over two months before the game's release.
*Strong Bad had said in [[stunt double]] that Dangeresque 3 would be in 3D. However, it was depicted as an [[Wikipedia: anaglyph image|anaglyph image]] rather than a [[Wikipedia: computer generated image|computer generated image]].
*The end credits for the movie itself read:
<blockquote>
Written and directed by Strong Bad 
 
Dangeresque -- Strong Bad 
Dangeresque Too -- Homestar Runner 
DADgeresque - Senor Cardgage 
Renaldo -- Coach Z 
Perducci -- The King of Town 
Diamonocle -- Bubs 
Cutesy Buttons -- Marzipan 
Sultry Buttons -- Marzipan 
Killingyouguy -- Himself 
Buncha Dopey Informants -- El Dumpo the Wide 
Craig -- The Cheat 
 
All Stunts by Strong Bad 
 
'Today is Alright 4 2nite' 
Written and performed by Strong Bad 
</blockquote>

===Remarks===
*If the preview is watched following the end credits of [[Baddest of the Bands]], The Stick appears in the background behind Bubs' stand, still covered in toilet paper. Watching the preview from the main menu, however, does not show The Stick at all.
*It took Strong Bad over 4 1/2 years to complete this "blockbuster", as [[dangeresque 3]] marked the 114th day of production.
*In the tutorial for this episode, Strong Bad wears the Dangeresque shades throughout most of it, taking them off at Bubs' Consession Stand.
*The smoky office has the shark pond and picket fence just outside the window, suggesting it should be located in the center of the Field, probably behind the camera as Strong Bad walks around. However, shots across the Field, over characters' shoulders, show nothing there.
*The King of Town, against his word in his last line in the film as Perducci, does not attend the premiere.
*All of the "exotic locales" at the stone bridge are cities except for "Ireland", a country.

===Goofs===
*The [[Lappy 486]] has a black outline in this episode, instead of it being colored as in every other appearance.
*If you look out the window after Cutesy Buttons gets kidnapped, the video of Marzipan watching Credenza in the shark pond will play, except without the animation of Marzipan.
*In extended play, several scenes involving Renaldo will replay without his being there.
*The "Renaldo Fun Sheets" is actually a pillowcase.
*In the opening to the car chase scene, as Strong Bad speaks the line "Make it snappy, Yellow 5!", The Cheat runs backwards twice without returning to the front in between.
*Sometimes when Strong Bad (as Dangeresque) checks emails, his trademark glasses are not visible in his reflection on the Lappy's screen.
**Occasionally, his reflection will not appear at all.
*Experimento's list of ingredients on the black board calls for a "bubbly drink", but characters always read it as "bubbly liquid".
*Though the characters always refer to Experimento as being a Professor, the mouse-over text for him calls him Doctor.
*Look at the chair in the night time dream sequence office, and Dangeresque will comment on how you can "see [his] butt print worn on the chair." However, the subtitles misspell butt as but.

====PC Version====
*According to [http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=100539&postcount=9 a thread on the Telltale Games forums], the PC version misses one costume item (the "big hair"). This is due to an oversight, as the costume item was enabled on default in the Wii version, but not on the PC version.

====Wii Version====
*The manual page in the catacombs area is unobtainable in extended play.
*In extended play mode, the rollover for Cutesy Buttons reads "Cutsy Buttons".
**Also, the rollover text for Marzipan's house reads "Cutest Button's House".

===Glitches===
*On occasion, the moving objects in [[Space Circus Catastrophe]] will disappear.
*The metal detector reacts at every world location, but Perducci's bullet can only be found at Tokyo (in standard play) and Venice (in extended play). In addition, it continues to react even after Perducci's bullet has been found.
*If the cereal box was acquired from the Stick during standard play, the extra can of Diet Brown on the table in the Office during extended play simply vanishes shortly after Strong Bad's introduction.
*The disk box is missing from the Secret Lab during extended play.
*Clicking the window right after retrieving Credenza causes Marzipan to continue speaking (i.e. "Hang in there Credenza!"), which continues even after she leaves.
*At most times, the buttons located at the top of the screen will move up and stay there making the player unable to pull up the map or inventory or snappy or main menu even by pressing the hot key. This glitch can be fixed if there is a exit located at the map else, the player needs to reset the game.
*When asleep in Extended Play, looking at the chair in the [[Smoky Office]] will afterwards cause Danqeresque's glasses to appear on him again, even if the player had changed Dangeresque's costume.
*Sometimes for some unknown reason on the PC version of the game, at the very beginning when Dangeresque pulls out the diamond, the computer will restart.

===Inside References===
*The two pieces of art in Dangeresque's office depict Strong Sad's dragon from [[dragon]], and the "Deutsch Master" painting from [[portrait]].
**Additionally, the painting that Perducci carries with him throughout the movie is the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]].
*Diet Brown originated in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*Several references are made to previous SBCG4AP episodes. Notably:
**Coach Z's stunt double was a potted plant that appeared in the King of Town's castle in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**The autopilot in the car was Bubs' security robot in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
**When Strong Sad acts as Homestar's stunt double, he wears the float head Strong Bad used in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**One of Homestar's "demands" was a million dollars in quesos, which was the Strong Badian currency in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**''Food Related Love'', as performed by Pomstar in [[Baddest of the Bands]], is re-used as backing music at Cutesy's House.
**In extended play, inspecting the skulls in the catacombs will have Strong Bad reveal that they're the same ones Marzipan made for Strong Mad's short-lived Country in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**The joystick control for the helicopter set is the pogo stick used for the Race to the End of the Race in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**Strong Bad's line "Do you have any fruit to declare?" when interrogating one of the City Limits signs at Brainblow City is a repeat of one of Homestar's lines at Marzistar in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*In the opening, a billboard can be seen advertising for [[The Pizz]] from [[pizza joint]].
*When in Strong Borneo, Dangeresque and Renaldo use the [[Riverquest Safariventure]] box from [[theme park]]. During extended play, Strong Bad will acknowledge this, even going as far as mentioning the email itself.
*Strong Bad's line "Oh, so ''that's'' how come you don't dance no more" mimics a line from [[New Boots]].
*Strong Sad's line, "Only that I am not one of his minions," is from [[dangeresque 3]].
*In extended play, Strong Bad mentions that one of the matte paintings was painted by a guy named [[Matt Chapman|Matt]].
*Strong Bad twice refers to a drink as being not a [[Cold One]], and once mentions Cold Ones specifically.
*When speaking to Renaldo at his retirement party, he mentions [[suntan|cocoa butter]].
*Many of Strong Bad's lines when putting on clothing in the [[Snap Shak]] are slightly-paraphrased quotes from [[modeling]].
*Strong Bad's "rhinociraptors" is a [[portmanteau]] of "rhinocerous" and "velociraptors".
*Strong Bad mentions that Perducci smells of mints and gravy, a reference to the ice cream flavors seen in the King of Town's castle in [[the bet]].
*One of the onions in Cutesy Buttons' enriched garden is [[Other Character Variations#Onion Bubs|Onion Bubs]].
*Strong Bad refers to Dadgeresque as being [[crazy go nuts|crazy go insane]].
*The Cheat's speech in the game's climax had a reference to the [[Action Cool 5]] news team.
*[[Dinosaurs]], [[robots]], [[pants]], [[underwear]], [[disconnected telephones]], [[poor acting]], [[smoking]], [[cool shades]], [[cross-dressing]], [[blatant lies]], [[breakfast cereal]], [[cheese]], [[color flavored]], [[seriously]], [[cars]], [[deodorant]], [[lasers]], [[mustaches]], [[kicking The Cheat]], [[spaceships]], [[the Poopsmith's signs]], [[lack of visible body parts]], [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]], [[dump]], [[-èd]], and [[tonite]] are all running gags that make appearances in the game.

===Real-World References===
*The format of the text in the opening credits is the same as the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Lethal_Weapon|Lethal Weapon]]''.
**When you point the nunchuck gun at Dangeresque Too, he asks, "Do you want to get crazy? Oh, I'll get crazy!" Mel Gibson's character Martin Riggs says something very similar in ''Lethal Weapon''.
*In responding to the first email, Dangeresque says that in basic training at Crooked Cop Academy you learn how to make cool noises with your mouth. This is a reference [[Wikipedia:Michael Winslow|Michael Winslow]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Police Academy (franchise)|Police Academy]]'' character Sgt. Larvell "Motor Mouth" Jones.
*The videotape of the villain brushing The Cheat's hair while his face is hidden references James Bond villain [[Wikipedia:Ernst_Stavro_Blofeld|Ernst Stavro Blofeld]].
*Dangeresque misunderstands Perducci's game of rock, paper, [[Wikipedia:Baccarat|Baccarat]], as "Rocks, Papers and [[Wikipedia:Burt_Bacharach|Burt Bacharach]]".
*When Perducci plays the Ace of Spades, Dangeresque says it in a similar sounding way to the chorus of the [[Wikipedia:Motorhead|Motorhead]] song "[[Wikipedia:Ace of Spades (song)|Ace of Spades]]".
*The "time card" in Perducci's game is for ''Embarrassing Idol'', one of the shows being filmed at the TV studio in [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 102: Situation: Comedy]]. The card itself comes from [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 204: Chariot of the Dogs]].
** If you use the phone in Dangeresque's office, one of the responses involves Dangeresque getting a call from the Commissioner, asking him to do something "to a rabbit", and Dangeresque telling him "You got the wrong number", another reference to the ''Sam and Max'' franchise: the Freelance Police received most of their assignments over the phone from "the Commissioner".
**One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is for Sam & Max's office building and Bosco's Inconvenience Store.
**The drawing of the Office also looks almost exactly like Sam & Max's building, including the two-tone siding and the rounded windows.
*Dangeresque shouts "Another boot to the head, and one for Jenny and The Wimp!" as he fights the Bear Holding a Shark, a reference to [[Wikipedia:Last Will and Temperament|"Last Will and Temperament"]], a skit by The Frantics where various heirs in a will get "boots to the head".
*The term "a Jessica Tandy joint" refers to the British-American actress, [[Wikipedia:Jessica Tandy|Jessica Alice Tandy]] and director [[Wikipedia:Spike Lee|Spike Lee]], who uses the credit "A Spike Lee Joint" rather than the typical "A Spike Lee Film."
*When preparing to go to the sun, Strong Bad uses the phrase "It's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses", a quote from the 1980 movie ''[[Wikipedia:The_Blues_Brothers_(film)|The Blues Brothers]]''.
*The "ruby" on powering Dr. Experimento's rocket is a red [[Wikipedia:Ring Pop|Ring Pop]] candy.
*Strong Bad's line "It's what plants crave!" references the film ''[[Wikipedia:Idiocracy|Idiocracy]]'', in which a drink called Brawndo is promoted with the same slogan.
*Strong Bad once refers to Homestar as "Mushmouth", the name of a character in [[Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby's]] ''[[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions the [[Wikipedia:XFL|XFL]], a defunct football league run by [[professional wrestling|pro wrestling]] promoter Vince McMahon.
*The Purple Nose of Cairo that Sultry Buttons steals in Cairo references the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Purple_Rose_of_Cairo|The Purple Rose of Cairo]]''.
*Dangeresque attempts to disable the drill in the sun base by attacking it with the "Four Fingered Exploding Fist of the Lotus Knuckle" maneuver, similar to the "Five Point Exploding Heart Technique" used by The Bride to kill Bill in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Kill Bill|Kill Bill]]''.
*When Dadgeresque dies, Dangeresque responds by stringing together the names of a bunch of sappy love songs - specifically [[Wikipedia:Bette Midler|Bette Midler's]] "[[Wikipedia:Wind Beneath My Wings|Wind Beneath My Wings]]" and the [[Wikipedia:The Carpenters|Carpenters']] "[[Wikipedia:We've Only Just Begun|We've Only Just Begun]]" - but ends randomly with [[Wikipedia:Cyndi Lauper|Cyndi Lauper's]] "[[Wikipedia:She_Bop|She Bop]]".
*When Dangeresque finds the third manual page (in Strongborneo), he remarks that the map of the solar system is "out of date". This is likely a reference to the fact that [[Wikipedia:Pluto|Pluto]], which appears on the map, is no longer classified as a planet.
*When Dangeresque aims his gun at Uzi Bazooka after Dadgeresque is killed, he rather embellishes on a quote from ''[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride|The Princess Bride]]''.
*Strong Bad calls Uzi Bazooka "[[Wikipedia:Trader Joe's|Traitor Joe]]".
*Strong Bad saying that the paintings in the office "belong in a museum!" is a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones franchise|Indiana Jones]]'' film series.
**Strong Bad saying "Ahh, Venice!" may also be a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade|Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]]''.
*Strong Bad's GSPTK is a reference to the [http://www.gpstk.org/bin/view/Documentation/WebHome GPSTK], or Global Positioning Satellite ToolKit, a suite of open-source programs designed to assist researchers in using the GPS network.
*Strong Bad's line "I'll always have Paris on my map" is a reference to the movie ''[[wikipedia:Casablanca (film)|Casablanca]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions having a license to kill, which refers to [[wikipedia:00 Agent|James Bond]].
*Professor Experimento somewhat resembles [[wikipedia:Albert Einstein|Albert Einstein]].
*Agent Blue's name references [[wikipedia:Agent Orange|Agent Orange]], a powerful herbicide.
*Strong Bad calling the Whale Deep Spout references [[wikipedia:Deep Throat|Deep Throat]], the codename used for an informant during the Watergate scandal.
*Tri-Lambda Penitentiary, or nerd prison, is a reference to Lambda Lambda Lambda, a fraternity house featured in the movie ''[[wikipedia:Revenge of the Nerds|Revenge of the Nerds]]''.
*The devices used during the car chase scene are a reference to [[wikipedia:List of James Bond vehicles|James Bond's cars]], which were typically equipped with similar devices. They may also be a reference to the oil slick around the car in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*The name of the Western Lowland Grizzlysharkasaurusbot comes from the [[wikipedia:Western Lowland Gorilla|Western Lowland Gorilla]].
*Homestar sings "Billy Dee" to the tune of Michael Jackson's ''[[wikipedia:Billie Jean|Billie Jean]]''
*Strong Bad's "to the Dangeresque cave!" is a reference to "to the Batcave!", a line regularly used in the [[Batman|Batman tv series]].
*Strong Bad mentions blowing a ball up a tube in order to become an astronaut — this refers to a [[wikipedia:Spirometer|spirometer]], as lung capacity is vital to astronauts.
*Strong Bad mentions "trekking the stars", a reference to [[wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[wikipedia:Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band|Sergeant Pepper]].
*The "diamond-tipped diamond" is a souvenir paperweight from the [[wikipedia:Luxor (hotel)|Luxor Hotel]] in Las Vegas.
*One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is a vertically-compressed photo of Miami's [[Wikipedia:Bank of America Tower (Miami)|Bank of America Tower]] at night.
*The view outside the noir office window is a (slightly-edited) nighttime photo of [[Wikipedia:Union Square, San Francisco|Union Square]] in San Francisco, CA. Gabriel Robledo is credited for [http://www.imagekind.com/Showartwork.aspx?IMID=a30e07c5-0f0e-4338-a080-36cf5959f86d the original photo].
*"Uzi Bazooka" is a cheat in the computer game [[Wikipedia:Worms (game)|Worms]], which makes the uzi fire bazooka shells instead of normal bullets, for massive destruction.

===Fast Forward===
*The next game, [[8-Bit is Enough]], picks up right where this game leaves off, with Strong Bad jumping off the couch and into his [[TROGDOR!]] [[Stand-Up Arcade Games|arcade cabinet]].

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:strongbad/dangeresque3|Official Episode Webpage]]
*[[Forum:14888|Forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
**[[Forum:14644|Pre-release thread]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7037 Telltale forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/dangeresque3promo The official website for ''Dangeresque 3'']
===Reviews===
*[http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/strongbadsep4dangeresque3 Metacritic review summary]
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/11/strong_bad_episode_4_dangeresque_3_the_criminal_projective WiiWare World review]
*[http://www.gameproarcade.com/article/105038/review-strong-bad-episode-4/ Game Pro review]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/931/931121p1.html IGN review]
*[http://cheatcc.com/wii/rev/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeople4dangeresque3thecriminalprojectivereview.html CheatCode Central review]
*[http://www.gamervision.com/gamer/coop/reviews/article/strong_bad_s_cool_game_for_attractive_people_episode_4_dangeresqu1 Gamervision review]
*[http://www.jolt.co.uk/index.php?articleid=12204 Jolt Online review]
*[http://www.1up.com/do/reviewPage?cId=3171454&p=44 1UP review]
*[http://www.gamingnexus.com/Article/Strong-Bads-Cool-Game-for-Attractive-People---Episode-4-Dangeresque-3/Item2041.aspx Gaming Nexus review]
*[http://www.destructoid.com/destructoid-review-strong-bad-episode-4-111089.phtml Destructoid review]
*[http://www.adventuregamers.com/article/id,945 Adventure Gamers review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/429/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]
*[http://www.knight-nui.com/#/reviewdangeresque3/4532273594 Knight Nui Review]
*[http://pc.vggen.com/reviews/review.php?id=426&p=1 Video Game Generation Review]

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Mas12806 — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:20:05 GMT

Mas12806: /*Goofs*/The SBLOUNSKCHED! bar was only in the regular "Kit-Kat" type shape when in the sblounskched wrapper.

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[[Image:CandyProduct.png|thumb|You got SBLOUNSKCHED!]]

Strong Bad gets his own [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|candy product]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Marshie}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]], A Hill, [[Alleyway]], [[The Athletic Field]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Field]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, March 21, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:01

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as if talking into a microphone - he blows into the mic and taps it}'' Check one, check two. Sibilance. Sibilance. [[#Footnote|[1]]] SBEmail.
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: Candy</div>
Dear Strongbad 
I was wondering, if you are so famous, popular, and a 
chick-magnet how come you dont have any candy product... 
or food thing... to sell.............. 
From somone thats not homestarrunnner
</blockquote>

''{While reading, Strong Bad says "Dear Strongbad I was wondering," as one clause, pronounces "dont" with a short O sound (rhyming with "font"), inserts exaggerated pauses at each ellipsis (even humming to himself for a few seconds while he waits on the longest one right before the end), and pronounces "somone" similar to the name "Simone".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, of course you're not, Somone. Or else you would've fallen prey to Edgar's Baby's Daddy: my Homestar junkmail filter. ''{clears screen}'' So what I don't have a candy product. I betcha I will by the end of this email. I'm famous, popular, and chick-magnet enough to have a candy product. Why is it athletes are the only ones with their own candy bars? Shouldn't they have their own brand of, like, jock-strap or divorce lawyer, instead? ''{clears screen}'' For my candy bar, we're gonna need a name that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!! How 'bou... SBLOUNSKCHED!

''{A brown "SBLOUNSKCHED! bar" smashes onscreen, and then disappears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' 'Cuz that's how you're gonna feel when you eat one... like you got SBLOUNSKCHED! ''{has trouble pronouncing the end, and types it slowly}'' Now we gotta be sure and represent as many of the different states—

''{A candy-based periodic table covers the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —of candy matter as possible. We'll start with a gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor—

''{While Strong Bad says the second sentence, a pile of marshmallows appears from the left and puffs into a shiny, white vapor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —encased in a globule of semi-solid licorice colloid.

''{As this is said, some black goo comes from behind and encases the vapor in a bubbly black sphere. It shrinks while it and many other identical blobs fill the lower part of the screen as the next sentence starts.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' A bunch of those will be floating in a channel of liquid nougat—

''{A wave of white nougat fills the lower half of the screen, and the licorice spheres begin floating in the new stream.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —which I recently found out is the candy equivalent of veal. And we roll all that up inside a solid crispety cookety log—

''{At the end of the last sentence, a cookie dough log with chocolate chips wraps around the stream and puts it back to the center. It has a small stump sticking out with a leaf.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —and cover it with rich, creamy... pepperoni.

''{Seven slices of pepperoni drop along the top of the candy log.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]].

''{As this is spoken, twelve tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal drop onto the treat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And finally, smother that with the ol' BBC: Boring Brown Chocolate.

''{Liquid chocolate is poured onto the candy and completely covers it.}''

'''BRITISH-ACCENTED VOICE:''' I say...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now that is a confection worthy of the SBLOUNSKCHED! name.

''{"SBLOUNSKCHED!" appears [[Wikipedia:Embossing|embossed]] on the candy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But I need to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-crap shape.

''{Cut to Strong Bad in the bathroom, reading a newspaper.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm talkin' to you, Baby Ruth.

''{Cut back to the Periodic Table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see... shape, shape, shape shape shape—

''{The candy rapidly morphs through a series of shapes: a chainsaw, a dollar sign, a thumbs-up, a syringe, a campfire, the state of [[Indiana]] (with the word "BAR" written on it), a mustache, and the bust of Van Buren.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —ooh, what about my pants?

''{The candy morphs into the shape of Strong Bad's pants}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody knows my pants! And they come with a built-in bite out of them ''{a bite is taken out of the pants, with a 'chomp' sound}'' for security, 'cause who's gonna steal a pair of half-eaten choco-pants?

''{Cut back to computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Man, with a candy bar like that, you could get away with anything!

''{A candy commercial begins. Fade in to a close-up of Strong Bad's feet and pants as he walks down a road towards the camera. The words "copyright 2006 Cheap as Free Foodstuffs" appear in the bottom-right corner for the first few seconds.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, singing}'' You got the munch.

The crisp and the crunch.

Livin' in the gutter with Grandma...

When Coach puts you in,—

You gotta go for the win.

Y2K turned out all riiiight!

''{with chorus}'' SBLOUNSKCHED!

You can do it!

SBLOUNSKCHED!

Crunchy chew it!

''{with chorus}'' Who's got the money?!?

You got... SBLOUNSKCHED! ''{has slight trouble pronouncing the name}''

'''TV ANNOUNCER:''' ''{speaking very rapidly}'' Buy one and you can get one free root canal or cavity search.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. Strong Bad moves his head to the side to peek under The Paper shortly after it appears.}''

===Footnote===

#This could also be "Sibilants. Sibilants."

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:JunkmailFilta.png|thumb|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]]
*Click "Edgar's Baby's Daddy" to see Strong Bad's Homestar junkmail filter.
{| cellspacing=4 style="font-family:Courier New, monospace;font-weight:bold;border:2px solid gray;margin-top:8px;margin-bottom:8px"
|-
| style="padding:4px;border:2px solid red" |[[image:No homestar.png|float|right|54 px]]Edgar´s Baby´s Daddy H*R Junkmail Filta
|-
|
{| cellspacing=0 style="font-family:Courier New, monospace;font-weight:bold;clear:both;"
|-
! align="left" style="border-bottom:2px solid #CCC;border-right:2px solid #CCC" | Subject !! style="border-bottom:2px solid #CCC;border-right:2px solid #CCC" | Time !! style="border-bottom:2px solid #CCC" | Sender
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Re: Besing Friends
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:22
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Draw Trogdor again ;)
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:22
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Re: re: re: resending
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:23
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Re: PharamBlacy news
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:23
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Possible caper
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:23
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Rrrrates so low!!!!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:24
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | Shemp vs. Curly Joe
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:24
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|-
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | It´s almost 10:25!!
| style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;padding:0 4px" | 10:24
| style="padding:0 4px" | Homestar Runner
|}
|}

*At the end of the e-mail, click the front SBLOUNSKCHED! bar to see a short scene of Homestar (dressed as a robber) preparing to steal a discarded candy product.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, paydirt! A pair of half-eaten choco-pants!

*Also at the end, click the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo below the candy bars to see a short scene of Marshie's face appearing in the gaseous marshmallow vapor.
:'''MARSHIE:''' ''{creepy, distorted voice}'' You can't destroy me!

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*Although the word [[wikipedia:colloid|colloids]] has several meanings, in this situation it refers to small particles that are suspended within the substance that contains them, a common example being [[wikipedia:Jell-O|Jell-O]].
*[[Wikipedia:Sibilant consonant|Sibilance]] (or "sibilants") is a word commonly used when testing microphones to make sure that sibilant sounds ("s", "sh", "z", and "zh") are picked up and balanced properly against other speech.
*The date shown on the Tandy 400 is Friday, December 31, 1999. Strong Bad was changing the date to avoid the [[Wikipedia:year 2000 problem|year 2000 problem]].
*[[Wikipedia:Veal|Veal]] is the meat taken from young calves, which some consider to be an inhumane practice. It is generally appreciated for its delicate taste, tender texture, and nutritious qualities.
*[[Wikipedia:BBC|BBC]] actually stands for ''British Broadcasting Corporation'', which may explain why the English voice is offended by Strong Bad's interpretation.

===Trivia===
*One of Homestar's emails asks for Strong Bad to [[Draw Trogdor again]].
*See [[The Periodic Table of Candy Elements]] for the full table.
[[Image:DaNewsPapes.png|thumb|Strong Bad reading "Da NewsPapes." Note how the bottom part of the text overlaps into the wall.]]
*Strong Bad's [[Periodicals|newspaper]] contains the following [[News Articles|articles]]:
{| style="border-collapse: collapse; border: 3px solid #999"
| style="border-right: 3px solid #999; font-size: 2em; text-align: center; line-height: 1em; padding: 5px; font-family:Times New Roman,serif" | Back Pape
| style="border-left: 3px solid #999; font-size: 2em; text-align: center; line-height: 1em; padding: 5px; font-family:Times New Roman,serif" | Da NewsPapes
|-
| style="border-right: 3px solid #999; padding: 5px; font-family:Times New Roman,serif;font-size:120%" | Famous couples were spotted eating, walking around, and on movie screens across the country.
| style="border-left: 3px solid #999; padding: 5px; font-family:Times New Roman,serif;font-size:120%" | World events continued for the 43rd consecutive day. This is just 3 shy of the all-time record of 46. Many believe this to be a sign of things to come. Ed Bache concurs. "This is a sign of things to come."
|}

===Remarks===
*During the SBLOUNSKCHED! commercial, you can't adjust the contrast knobs on the [[Tandy 400]] as you normally could.
*The Tandy gives the "current" date as month-day-year, with a 4-digit year, but it is asking for the new date as day-month-year with a 2-digit year.
*Requesting a "new date" at startup was very common for early Tandy computers, as many of them did not have any battery powered memory installed to keep track of the date and time while powered off.
*As evidenced by the "a:\>" prompt on the Tandy, Strong Bad exited the date program without entering the new date.
*The [[Edgar|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]] filter screen is in the [[Compy 386|Compy]]'s [[font]], Commodore 64, instead of Glitch0, the Lappy's font.
*Although licorice candy is mentioned as a part of Strong Bad's [[Wikipedia:Confectionery|confectionery]], it is the only candy ingredient of the candy bar that is not one of the visible "elements" in the periodic table (other than Pepperoni, but that is not "candy" per se).
*From the start of the commercial to just before The Paper comes down is exactly 30 seconds—the standard length of a TV commercial.
*Though Strong Bad says he doesn't have any candy named after him, he does have a chewing gum named after him in an Easter egg from [[2 emails]].
*The effects used on the nougat (the swirls and liquid effects) were used in the pool Strong Bad was sitting near in [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], only this time the swirls are a different color.
*Strong Bad's Periodic Table of Candy Elements has two elements abbreviated as "Ch": "Chocolatium" and "Chewy".
*Strong Bad is [[breaking the fourth wall]] when he says, "I betcha I will by the end of this email".

===Goofs===

*When Strong Bad is reading Da NewsPape, part of the text is overlapping onto the wall.
*When Strong Bad says, "I'm talking to you, Baby Ruth", he doesn't move his mouth into an 'O' when he says, "Ruth".
*If you access an Easter egg before Strong Bad peeks under The Paper, after the Easter egg his head is under The Paper.
*When Strong Bad changes the shape of the "SBLOUNSKCHED! bar" to the shape of his pants the SBLOUNSKCHED! bar is still in the shape of a bar while in its wrapper.
*The wrong [[font]] was used for the word "contrast" on the Tandy 400.

===Fixed Goofs===


*When this email was released, there was no back button at the end. It was fixed within a day of the email's release.

===Inside References===
*"Re: re: re: resending" is a possible reference to [[bottom 10]], where Strong Bad explains that he hates emails that have more than one Fwd: or Re: in the subject line.
*"Rrrrates so low!!!!" were once also offered by Homestar Runner to Marzipan in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]].
*This is another example of [[Homestar Runner Peeking|characters peeking]] from behind objects in the foreground.
*One of the rejected forms for the candy bar is the [[Van Buren|bust of Van Buren]].
*At the beginning of the commercial, small print at the bottom reveals that it is a production of [[Cheap As Free]] Foodstuffs.
*Marshie's creepy voice in the Easter egg is similar to an Easter egg in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*"Edgar's Baby's Daddy" is another instance of [[Edgar]]-based computer protection software.
**In [[long pants]], Edga Jr. was "The Long Email Killa Filta". "Filta" is used again for the latest Edgar filter, "Edgar's Baby's Daddy H*R Junkmail Filta".
*"Possible caper" refers to [[caper]].
*"Da NewsPapes" is a reference to the newspapers in [[stunt double]] and [[dangeresque 3]], which were called "The Local Newspapes".
*The camera rotating around Strong Bad while he's standing on the hill is a possible reference to [[Old Intro 2]].
*One of Homestar's email subject lines contains an example of [[be's]].
*The part of the commercial with Senor Cardgage sleeping in an alley is a reference to [[Senorial Day]].
*The SBLOUNSKCHED! bar is another example of a [[concoction]]. It also involves an ingredient [[Food Still In Peel or Package|still in its package]].
*The score of "R" is another [[Scoreboard#Irregular Scores|irregular score]].

===Real-World References===

*"Sibilance", a word describing the "s" sound, was used by [[Wikipedia: Tom Hanks|Tom Hanks]] in a "[[Wikipedia: Wayne's World|Wayne's World]]" sketch on ''[[Wikipedia: Saturday Night Live|Saturday Night Live]]'' in a soundcheck for [[Wikipedia: Aerosmith|Aerosmith]]. The word was also used during a soundcheck scene from the 1984 mock rockumentary, ''[[This Is Spinal Tap]]''.
*The "SBLOUNSKCHED!" commercial is a parody of a series of TV commercials for [[Wikipedia:Mentos|Mentos]] candies. In these commercials, it is suggested that you can get away with virtually anything so long as you have the advertised product.
*[[Wikipedia:Baby Ruth|Baby Ruth]] is a popular 2-ounce candy bar in a log-shaped form. Strong Bad's comment about "athletes with their own candy bars" may refer to the common assumption that the Baby Ruth was named after baseball great [[Wikipedia:Babe Ruth|Babe Ruth]]. ([http://www.babyruth.com/ Officially], Baby Ruth was named after the daughter of U.S. President [[Wikipedia:Grover Cleveland|Grover Cleveland]], but this may have been a smokescreen to avoid paying royalties to the Babe.)
:*There have been a number of candy bars actually named after athletes, [[Wikipedia:Reggie Jackson|Reggie Jackson's]] '''Reggie!''' bar being one of the first (debuting in the 1970s) and probably the best known.
*Strong Bad later alludes to Baby Ruth's "piece of crap shape", this is most likely a reference to a similar gag in the film ''[[Wikipedia:Caddyshack|Caddyshack]]''.
*Grizzly Chomps, a Hostess-brand chocolate cupcake introduced in 1992, similarly featured a "built-in bite." The package bore a cartoon bear saying, "I start 'em, you finish 'em."
*"Crispity" is a made-up word used in advertisements, along with "crunchity" and "peanut-buttery," to describe the [[Wikipedia:Butterfinger|Butterfinger]] candy bar.
*"Re: PharamBlacy news", which appears in the Junkmail Filta, is a subject line from an actual [[Wikipedia:E-mail spam|spam]] that was circulating in heavy volume around the time this email was produced. It advertised discount prescription drugs offered by many southeast Asia-based "pharmacies," and the subject had two random letters inserted where the B and l appear here to avoid detection by spam filters.
*[[Wikipedia:Shemp Howard|Shemp Howard]] and [[Wikipedia:Curly Joe DeRita|"Curly Joe" DeRita]] served as the third of the [[Wikipedia:Three Stooges|Three Stooges]] at various points in the act's history.
*The "Periodic Table of Candy Elements" which appears behind Strong Bad's candy creation as he is making it is a spoof of the "Periodic Table of Elements" which is the basis for most chemistry and other scientific research.


===Fast Forward===
*In the remake of the [[Strongest Man in the World]] cartoon, the textual representation of the sound effect when [[Señor]] drops his grapes is "SBLOUNSKCHED".
*The email [[underlings]] includes a similar scene where Strong Bad reads Da NewsPapes in the bathroom.
*The bowl of puffed rice cereal would later be seen in [[hygiene]].
*"Fun Size" SBLOUNSKCHED! bars appear in [[Most in the Graveyard]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Homestar Runner]], and [[Karen Wagner]])

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, who's this crazy lady?

'''MIKE:''' Homestar, I'd like you to meet my sister Karen.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Did she just wander in off the street?

'''KAREN:''' Oh yeah, I did.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... You smell nice for, for someone who did that.

'''KAREN:''' ''{laughing}'' Thanks.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The last person we had in here that wandered off the streets smelled like a, um, a rat party.

'''MIKE:''' A rat party?

'''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Although, you know, I'm really nervous about doing the commentary so I'm kinda sweatin'. So maybe I do smell bad.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's okay.

'''KAREN:''' But, as usual, when this email came out, I got lot of requests for actually putting out a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Did they want it to be just like it was in the cartoon?

'''KAREN:''' Yep! With the little tiny bowls of puffed rice cereal and the pepperoni—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wow.

'''KAREN:''' — and all that other stuff.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I like how the crispety cookety part is shaped like a log. It has a leaf on it.

'''KAREN:''' ''{laughing}'' I was gonna say doesn't it even have a leaf?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is it a mint leaf, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' I think it's a real leaf.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Really. 
'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is it growing, somehow growing out of the cookety log?

'''MIKE:''' It's a cookety log leaf.

'''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' And the SBLOUNSKCHED! adds up to 150 percent.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right. Strong Bad always gives 150 percent.

'''KAREN:''' What about you, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm, I'm—

'''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping}'' How much percent do you give?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm around se— I was 725 the last time I checked.

'''MIKE:''' 725?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I have a scale that's kinda like a weigh you, weigh you down scale, you know.

'''MIKE:''' Uh-huh. You step on—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' That I stand on, and it tells me what sort of percent I'm giving for the day.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, and it's always up in the seven hundreds somewhere?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It was this morning.

'''MIKE:''' That's uh—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{quickly}'' That's right!

'''MIKE:''' — impossible.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' Here I go!

'''MIKE:''' That's impossible.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No!

'''KAREN:''' ''{laughing}'' There's the leaf.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right. Darkium Chocolatium. I like all those candy elements in the background.

'''KAREN:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah, it took me a long time to, uh, get all of those. I had to watch it many times. But, see now, with the DVD, I can just pause it.

'''MIKE:''' There are a couple of them that I think that are repeated. Uh, those two letter symbols?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad just offended the British.

''{all laugh}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You did a good job of making that looking like it was etched in there, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Thanks, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ew, was Strong Bad on the toilet?

'''MIKE:''' No, you didn't see— there's no evidence of a toilet. It was just—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' He was in a tiled room, reading a newspaper.

'''MIKE:''' Well, he's got a tiled room for newspaper reading.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think there was some insinuation going ons there.

'''MIKE:''' I don't know what you're talking about.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, what's the deal with this trend?

'''KAREN:''' About the—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' With products makin' you able to get away with murder or get girls?

'''MIKE:''' Or sneaking into a concert by wrapping a bandana around your head?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Pretending to be a road-eye. See, everybody loves him. Even Strong Sad gives him the thumbs up.

'''KAREN:''' Even though his head has been pushed through the ceiling.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Diet Coke!

'''KAREN:''' Hey, are they going to have a Diet SBLOUNCSKCHED!?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, they should. 
'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Either that or South Beach SBLOUCHSKCHED!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi, Strong Bad! Hi!

===Fun Facts===
*Strong Bad jumping in the air at the end of the SBLOUNCSKCHED jingle is similar to [[Wikipedia:Diet Coke|Diet Coke]]'s commercials in the late 1980s, thus prompting Homestar's comment.
*[[Wikipedia:South Beach diet|South Beach Diet]] is a diet plan the emphasizes "good carbs" and "good fats".

==See Also==
*The [[Candy Product Visuals|visuals]] that occur during the jingle.

== External Links ==
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==Introduction==
Hello, I am Mike. Not Mike Chapman.
===About Me===
I am just a regular online kind of guy located in Maryland, USA. I had visited the Wiki for a few weeks before I joined, seeing how helpful it was to me, so I joined up to help out. I'm proud of everything here, all the articles, images, templates, media, links.
[[Image:Telltale Games logo.png|thumb|right|Me has all the [[SBCG4AP]]'s on [[Wii]] and beat them all via Walkthroughs here!]]
Look what I've done for the Wiki. [[Special:Contributions/Mas12806|Look]] at the pages:
===Pages===
*'''[[Office of The Brothers Chaps]]'''
*'''[[Dana Swanson]]'''
*'''[[Jim and Rosy Chapman]]'''
*'''[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Hsr_webmail.jpg My Personal Image]''':
*'''[[Snake Boxer]]''' (I changed the redirect because Snake Boxer '''''5''''' means there is more than just one.)
*'''[[Talk:Diet Brown]]''' (No one answered me yet)
==External Links==
*Unfortunatly, none right now.
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Strong Borneo

Mas12806 — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:13:57 GMT

Mas12806: /*Strong Borneo*/Redirect to Strong Badia.

#REDIRECT [[Strong Badia]]

Items

Mas12806 — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:03:12 GMT

Mas12806: /*Other Electronics*/Robot Strong Bad link leads to non-existing page, got rid of link.

Here is a gallery of '''items''' seen and/or used by the [[characters]]. Some are used frequently while others are seldom seen.

== Clothing ==
<gallery>
Image:blue ones.PNG|<center>'''[[The Blue Ones]]'''</center>
Image:bowler derby.PNG|<center>'''[[Bowler Hats]]'''</center>
Image:s capitain hat.png|<center>'''[[Captain's Hat]]'''</center>
Image:Shades.png|<center>'''[[Cool Shades]]'''</center>
Image:Gross old wig.png|<center>'''[[Gross Old Wig]]'''</center>
Image:FairstivalCostumes.PNG|<center>'''[[Halloween Costumes]]'''</center>
Image:homestar.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner#Homestar's Clothing|Homestar Runner's Clothing]]'''</center>
Image:homestardukes.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner's Daisy Dukes]]'''</center>
Image:homestarpants.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner's Pants]]'''</center>
Image:HRwearingbunnyslippers.png|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear]]'''</center>
Image:Dolph Haudhagen The Instruct-TOR.PNG|<center>'''[[Horned Helmet]]'''</center>
Image:Lotionman.PNG|<center>'''[[Lotionman]]'''</center>
Image:Strongs Decemberween card.png|<center>'''[[Other Costumes]]'''</center>
Image:Ovenmitts.PNG|<center>'''[[Oven Mitts]]'''</center>
Image:TragicClownDog.PNG|<center>'''[[Tragic Clown Dog|Tragic Clown Dog Costume]]'''</center>
Image:Homely boy brand huge tube socks.PNG|<center>'''[[Tube Socks]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Computers ==
=== Strong Bad's Computers ===
The computers [[Strong Bad]] has used for his [[Strong Bad Email|emails]], and some more obscure ones.
<gallery>
Image:sbemail1.PNG|<center>'''[[Tandy 400]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail.png|<center>'''[[Compy 386]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail119.PNG|<center>'''[[Lappy 486]]'''</center>
Image:block computer.PNG|<center>'''[[Block]]'''</center>
Image:Corpy NT6.png|<center>'''[[Corpy NT6]]'''</center>
Image:ZappyXT6.png|<center>'''[[Zappy XT6]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Other Computers ===
<gallery>
Image:Blue Laser Supercomputer.PNG|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Supercomputer]]'''</center>
Image:Box Computer.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Mad's Computer]]'''</center>
Image:Datum Center.PNG|<center>'''[[Datum Center Computers]]'''</center>
Image:pompilot.PNG|<center>'''[[Pom Pilot]]'''</center>
Image:tangerine dreams.PNG|<center>'''[[Tangerine Dreams]]'''</center>
Image:New iMac.png|<center>'''[[Monosodium Dreams]]'''</center>
Image:sfd.png|<center>'''[[The Screen]]'''</center>
Image:Happy8600.png|<center>'''[[Happy 8600]]'''</center>
Image:Snacky.png|<center>'''[[Snacky 186]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Food/Drinks ==

=== Fluffy Puff ===
<gallery>
Image:fluffy puff air-puffed sugar delights.PNG|<center>'''[[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights|Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]]'''</center>
Image:Fluffy Puff Bitesize Nibblers.png|<center>'''[[Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers|Bite-Size Nibblers]]'''</center>
Image:fluffypuffmalloweens.png|<center>'''[[Fluffy Puff Malloweens|Malloweens]]'''</center>
Image:fpmarsh.png|<center>'''[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|Marshmallows]]'''</center>
Image:fp mayo.png|<center>'''[[Fluffy Puff Mayo|Mayo]]'''</center>
Image:Redflavoredfluffypuff.png|<center>'''[[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance|Translucent Dessert Related Substance]]'''
</gallery>

=== Other Foods ===
<gallery>
Image:breadsingalong.png|<center>'''[[Bread]]'''</center>
Image:bronco t.PNG|<center>'''[[Bronco Trolleys]]'''</center>
Image:50cake.PNG|<center>'''[[Cake]]'''</center>
Image:TheCheatCakes.png|<center>'''[[The Cheatcakes|Cheatcakes]]'''</center>
Image:homsar shirt logo back.PNG|<center>'''[[Coffee]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail39.PNG|<center>'''[[Cold One]]s'''
Image:ryansterrit and sb.JPG|<center>'''[[Croissants]]'''</center>
Image:Stuffinged Ham and Gravied Yams.png|<center>'''[[Decemberween Food]]'''</center>
Image:French Fries.png|<center>'''[[French Fries]]'''</center>
Image:Tao Chicken.PNG|<center>'''[[General Tso's Chicken]]'''</center>
Image:PBTC Grumblecake.jpg|<center>'''[[Grumblecakes]]'''</center>
Image:Ham.png|<center>'''[[Ham]]'''</center>
Image:homestarjr2.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Jr.]]'''</center>
Image:Strongbad actionfigure.png|<center>'''[[Hotcakes]]'''</center>
Image:homestar ice cream.jpg|<center>'''[[Ice Cream]]'''</center>
Image:melonade.png|<center>'''[[Melonade]]'''</center>
Image:TeddyGraham.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Foods]]'''</center>
Image:Mountain Dew.png|<center>'''[[Mountain Dew]]'''</center>
Image:pastasalad.png|<center>'''[[Pasta Salad]]'''</center>
Image:Pea-Buried.PNG|<center>'''[[Peas]]'''</center>
Image:bluelazerpizza.PNG|<center>'''[[Pizza]]'''</center>
Image:Potate bag.png|<center>'''[[Potate]]'''</center>
Image:Steak.PNG|<center>'''[[Steak]]'''</center>
Image:Swiss Cake Rolls.PNG|<center>'''[[Swiss Cake Rolls]]'''</center>
Image:awpotatoes.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town's Food]]'''</center>

</gallery>

== Instruments ==
<gallery>
Image:Bubs with Keytar.png|<center>'''[[Bubs's keytar]]'''</center>
Image:carol.PNG|<center>'''[[Carol]]'''</center>
Image:Homestar floor tom.PNG|<center>'''[[Instruments|Homestar's Floor Tom]]'''</center>
Image:keyswordtar in action.PNG|<center>'''[[Keyswordtar]]'''</center>
Image:Ukulele and Poetry.png|<center>'''[[Marzipan's Ukulele]]'''</center>
Image:SMBass.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Mad's Bass]]'''</center>
Image:ssguitar.png|<center>'''[[Instruments|Strong Sad's Guitar]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Sad Violin.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Sad's Violin]]'''</center>
Image:Cheatdrum.PNG|<center>'''[[Characters' Instruments#The Cheat's Instruments|The Cheat's Drums]]</center>
Image:cheat keyboard.png|<center>'''[[The Cheat's keyboard]]'''</center>
Image:Worshboard.PNG|<center>'''[[Washboard]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Toys ==
<gallery>
Image:Aunt gert doll.PNG|<center>'''[[Aunt Gert]]'''</center>
Image:qod 25 - Doreauxgard.PNG|<center>'''[[Doreauxgard]]'''</center>
Image:Gooblies Pet Lobster.PNG|<center>'''[[Gooblies]]'''</center>
Image:grabbo arm.png|<center>'''[[Grabbo Arm]]'''</center>
Image:Lord Quackingstick.PNG|<center>'''[[Lord Quackingstick]]'''</center>
Image:donkis.png|<center>'''[[Poodonkis]]'''</center>
Image:Santaman.png|<center>'''[[Santaman]]</center>
Image:Sbrocket.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Rocket]]</center>
Image:Thedenzel.png|<center>'''[[The Denzel]]'''</center>
Image:Tony Stony 2.png|<center>'''[[Tony Stony]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Media ==

=== Books ===
<gallery>
Image:BooksinRampageEmail.PNG|<center>'''[[Authorless Books]]'''</center>
Image:Beverlybooks.png|<center>'''Books authored by [[Beverly Sportsinterviews]]'''</center>
Image:worldly record book.png|<center>'''[[Count Longardeaux's Book]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail84.png|<center>'''[[kids' book|Everyone is Different]]'''</center>
Image:Limozeen coloringbook.png|<center>'''[[Limozeen Coloring Book]]'''</center>
Image:Little jakey pleasanthanks.png|<center>'''[[Little Jakey Pleasenthanks]]'''</center>
Image:Comeback.PNG|<center>'''[[More Like You Write A Book About Come-back Jokes, NERD!!]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail146.png|<center>'''Strong Bad [[pop-up]] book'''</center>
Image:That Time of Year.png|<center>'''[[That Time of Year]]'''</center>
Image:Fishwasdelish.PNG|<center>'''[[The Fish was Delish and it made Quite a Dish!]]'''</center>
Image:lemcover.jpg|<center>'''[[Bookazon.com|This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base]]'''</center>
Image:TTOM One.PNG|<center>'''How to play [[Three-to-One Marny]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Magazines ===
<gallery>
Image:Fretmagic magazine.PNG|<center>'''[[Fretmagic]]'''</center>
Image:huskyheadedboysback2school.PNG|<center>'''[[Husky Headed Boys Back 2 School Catalog]]'''</center>
Image:nerdularnerdence.gif|<center>'''[[Nerdular Nerdence]]'''</center>
Image:Scarfgirl.PNG|<center>'''[[Scarfgirl]]'''</center>
Image:Hundredaire Socialite.png|<center>'''[[Stookley's Hundredaire Socialite]]'''</center>
Image:stupidcoincidencemagazine.PNG|<center>'''[[Stupid Coincidence Magazine]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Mad and The Cheat TV Time Cover 4.png|<center>'''[[TV Time]]'''</center>
Image:HaveEdgeTimes.png|<center>'''Have Edge Time Magazine'''</center>
</gallery>

== Music Players ==
<gallery>
Image:boom box.png|<center>'''[[booOOMbox]]'''</center>
Image:Homestar clock radio.png|<center>'''[[Clock Radio]]'''</center>
Image:djcheatequipment.png|<center>'''[[DJ Teh C.'s Equipment]]'''</center>
Image:ghettoblastro.png|<center>'''[[Ghetto Blastro]]'''</center>
Image:FlashbackJamBox.PNG|<center>'''[[Jam Box]]'''</center>
Image:Old Timey Radio.png|<center>'''[[Old Timey Radio]]'''</center>
Image:Ray-Jo.png|<center>'''[[Ray-Jo]]'''</center>
Image:Seedees.PNG|<center>'''[[SeeDees]]'''</center>
Image:Sports Use.png|<center>'''[[Sports Use]]'''</center>
Image:strongsads ipod screenshot.png|<center>'''[[Strong Sad's iPod]]'''</center>
Image:StrongSadTapePlayer.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Sad's Tape Player]]'''</center>
Image:Limozeen vs Sloshy.png|<center>'''[[The Cheat's Record Player]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Other Electronics ==
<gallery>
Image:atm.png|<center>'''[[ATM]]'''</center>
Image:TheBlender.PNG|<center>'''[[Blender]]'''</center>
Image:Video Camera.PNG|<center>'''[[Cameras]]'''</center>
Image:cellphone.png|<center>'''[[Cell Phones|Cell Phone]]'''</center>
Image:Cow Lamp.PNG|<center>'''[[Cow Lamp]]'''</center>
Image:fiendish freddys.png|<center>'''[[Floppy Disk Container]]'''</center>
Image:Frank Bennedetto.PNG|<center>'''[[Frank Bennedetto]]'''</center>
Image:gn robot.png|<center>'''[[Grape-Nuts Robot]]'''</center>
Image:backsassingsb.png|<center>'''Back-sassin' Animatronic [[Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:homestarclock.png|<center>'''[[Homestar's Clock]]'''</center>
Image:lectric boots2.png|<center>'''[['Lectric Boots]]'''</center>
Image:mrsbenedetto.png|<center>'''[[Mrs. Bennedetto]]'''</center>
Image:Old Answering Machine.png|<center>'''[[Answering Machine|Old-tech Answering Machine]]'''</center>
Image:Marzipans Answering Machine.png|<center>'''[[PhoneTime XL8]]'''</center>
Image:Telebision Remote.PNG|<center>'''[[Remote Control]]'''</center>
Image:Smoke Detector.png|<center>'''[[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Smoke Detector]]'''</center>
Image:Telegraph.PNG|<center>'''[[Supra Modern Telegram]]'''</center>
Image:Taranchlua Metal Detector.png|<center>'''[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]'''</center>
Image:teebee.PNG|<center>'''[[TeeBee]]'''</center>
Image:teebee remote.PNG|<center>'''TeeBee Remote'''</center>
Image:Caleb Rentpayer.png|<center>'''[[Telebision]]'''</center>
Image:KoT Typing.PNG|<center>'''[[Typing Tutor Turbo]]'''</center>
Image:VCR.PNG|<center>'''[[The VCR]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Power Tools ==
<gallery>
Image:Strong Mad Chainsaw.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Mad's Chainsaw|Chainsaw]]'''</center>
Image:Compress-OR.png|<center>'''[[CompressOR]]'''</center>
Image:bellybutton.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Drill|Drill]]'''</center>
Image:Jack Hamma.PNG|<center>'''[[Jack Hamma!]]'''</center>
Image:111cheatsolderingiron.png|<center>'''[[Laser Lemon#The Cheat's soldering iron|The Cheat's soldering iron]]'''</center>

</gallery>

== Products ==
<gallery>
Image:Ab-Abber 2000.png|<center>'''[[Ab-Abber 2000]]'''</center>
Image:Cloitsterizer.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cloitsterizer]]'''</center>
Image:C'mon It's FOG!.PNG|<center>'''[[C'mon! It's FOG!]]'''</center>
Image:Ethicalchick'nbeaks.PNG|<center>'''[[Ethical Chick'n Beaks]]'''</center>
Image:s shoe box.png|<center>'''[[Freshley's]]'''</center>
Image:r Menu.PNG|<center>'''[[Grout Clean'r]]'''</center>
Image:hamburger shampoo.png|<center>'''[[Hamburger Shampoo]]'''</center>
Image:Jimmyshobbykit.PNG|<center>'''[[Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit]]'''</center>
Image:jobars headache medicine.PNG|<center>'''[[Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine]]'''</center>
Image:pencil moistener.png|<center>'''[[King Castlefunny Pencil Moistener]]'''</center>
Image:Listerine item.png|<center>'''[[Listerine]]'''</center>
Image:1ohnoyoudent.png|<center>'''[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]'''</center>
Image:yella paint.png|<center>'''[[Paint]]'''</center>
Image:Portly Washboy.gif|<center>'''[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]'''</center>
Image:Roach killa.png|<center>'''[[Roach Killa!]]</center>
Image:SBLOUNSKCHEDbar.png|<center>'''[[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]]'''</center>
Image:School Paste.PNG|<center>'''[[School Paste]]'''</center>
Image:Super mud.png|<center>'''[[Super Mud]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Weapons ==
<gallery>
Image:bigknife.png|<center>'''[[Big Knives]]'''</center>
Image:bubs shotgun.png|<center>'''[[Bubs's shotgun]]'''</center>
Image:Guillotine.PNG|<center>'''[[Guillotine]]'''</center>
Image:Gunhaver'sGun.PNG|<center>'''[[Gunhaver's Gun]]'''</center>
Image:heavy lourde.png|<center>'''[[Heavy Lourde]]'''</center>
Image:JRBRR.PNG|<center>'''[[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]]'''</center>
Image:keyswordtar in action.PNG|<center>'''[[Keyswordtar]]'''</center>
Image:OldTimeyMarzipanWeapon.PNG|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]'''</center>
Image:StalkerSpray.png|<center>'''[[Stalker Spray]]'''</center>
Image:Bazooka.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Bazooka]]'''</center>
Image:Nunchuck Action.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Nunchucks]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Misc. ==
<gallery>
Image:aldi bag.png|<center>'''[[Aldi Bag]]'''</center>
Image:Baloneytruck.PNG|<center>'''[[Baloney Sammich Truck]]'''</center>
Image:lighter1.png|<center>'''[[BMW Lighter]]'''</center>
Image:watersoupcans.png|<center>'''[[Can of Water Soup]]'''</center>
Image:cinderblock.jpg|<center>'''[[Cinder Block]]</center>
Image:Clapperboard.PNG|<center>'''[[Clapperboard]]'''</center>
Image:Credenza.png|<center>'''[[Credenza]]'''</center>
Image:Crisperdrawer.PNG|<center>'''[[Crisper Drawer]]'''</center>
Image:Gardenhose.PNG|<center>'''[[Garden Hose]]'''</center>
Image:gremlin homestarloween.png|<center>'''[[Gremlin]]'''</center>
Image:Homestarposter.PNG|<center>'''[[Hanging Objects]]</center>
Image:Le Restige.png|<center>'''[[Le Restige]]'''</center>
Image:Marzipaint.PNG|<center>'''[[Marzipan's Painting Tools]]'''</center>
Image:Nametag.png|<center>'''[[Name Tags]]'''</center>
Image:New Paper.png|<center>'''[[New Paper]]'''</center>
Image:No Loafing Sign.png|<center>'''[[No Loafing Sign]]'''</center>
Image:spoon.png|<center>'''[[Orange Bowl and Spoon]]'''</center>
Image:finetimepermamarker.png|<center>'''[[Permanent Marker]]'''</center>
Image:minerthecheat.PNG|<center>'''[[Pickaxe]]'''</center>
Image:Deckhandbill.png|<center>'''[[Playbills]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail138.PNG|<center>'''[[The Proud Anselmo]]'''</center>
Image:Redwhiteandbanana.PNG|<center>'''[[Red, White, and Banana]]'''</center>
Image:Space Machine.PNG|<center>'''[[The Space Machine]]'''</center>
Image:stopsign.png|<center>'''[[Stop Sign]]'''</center>
Image:fondue pot.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Fondue Pot]]'''</center>
Image:Sbtowel.png|<center>'''Strong Bad's Towel'''</center>
Image:Styleronecochair.PNG|<center>'''[[Styleron Ecochair]]'''</center>
Image:Glowstick.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cheat's Glowsticks]]'''</center>
Image:grill.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town's Grill]]'''</center>
Image:close Paper.png|<center>'''[[The Paper]]'''</center>
Image:TheStick.png|<center>'''[[The Stick]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail115.png|<center>'''[[The Time Capsule]]'''</center>
Image:trivia time jar.PNG|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters#Trivia Time|Trivia Time]]''' cookie jar</center>
Image:Uss flirtini.PNG|<center>'''[[USS Flirtini]]'''</center>
Image:wagon fulla pancakes.PNG|<center>'''[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]'''</center>
Image:WaterCooler.PNG|<center>'''[[Water Cooler]]'''</center>
Image:Whatsit Blob.PNG|<center>'''[[Whatsit]]'''</center>
Image:X-Pensive White.PNG|<center>'''[[X-Pensive White]]'''</center>
Image:Drexperimento.PNG|<center>'''[[Ruby Powered Rocket]]'''
</gallery>

== See also ==
*[[Electronic Media and Film]]
*[[Action Figure Character Variations]]
*[[Store]]

[[Category: Lists]][[Category: Items|*]]

Talk:Podstar Runner

Mas12806 — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:59:10 GMT

Mas12806: /*Problems with adding to iPod*/Reply and suggestion for Jagger88.

{{featuredarticle}}
{{talkchecklist|What to do when a new Podcast arrives:}}
*Move the old podcast entry from [[Podstar_Runner#Files Made Available Through Podstar Runner|Current Downloads]] to [[Podstar_Runner#Previously_Downloadable_Emails|Past Downloads]]. (Be sure to comment out the download link.)
*Add the new podcast to [[Podstar_Runner#Files Made Available Through Podstar Runner|Current Downloads]], {{tl|whatsnew}} and [[H*R.com updates {{CURRENTYEAR}}]].
*Remove the old download link from the previous email/toon page.
*Add a download link (using {{tl|Podstar download}}) to the new email/toon page External Links section.
*Add the page to [[:Category:Podstar Runner]].
*Add the podcast's summary to the email/toon page Trivia section.
*If entry is an email, add link to [[Strong Bad Email#Podstar Runner Releases]].
|} 

== Alt versions for podcast ==
On the DVD version of [[dragon]], the homsar easter egg is automatically enabled. They also did this on the new podcast version of the email. So, is there some place that we can note this on the page for that email? Should we create new an entirely new section for Podcast version on this page and all sbemails??? --[[User:Duke33|Duke33]] 17:25, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
: Probably, yeah. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:00, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

== Haha... MINDREADERS! ==

I was thinking about H*R toons on iPods ''THIS MORNING''...!

== RSS Feed ==
Now all they need is an RSS feed so you can put this right in iTunes as a podcast and download it straight to the iPod.. --[[User:AndrewNeo|AndrewNeo]] 18:25, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
:Maybe a fan can create one. Y'know, like [http://interglacial.com/rss/homestar.html this one]. And no, I didn't mean that I would create one, either.—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 19:08, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
:I could certainly do it. I would just assume this would be something we'd want the Brothers Chaps to do themselves. In any case, I'll break out Notepad and have something up in a bit. :) --[[User:AndrewNeo|AndrewNeo]] 20:11, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

-I Created one that you can subscribe to here: [http://feeds.feedburner.com/podstartopod] The tags aren't all that great because I just created a category in Wordpress. But they're there and it works! Check it out - Brad Kovach

== XHTML 1.0 Transitional ==

First time I can remember a DOCTYPE being declared. Can anyone confirm? -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 19:54, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

:It's a shame it [http://validator.w3.org/check?verbose=1&uri=http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/ doesn't validate]. — [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 03:49, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

== Podstar links ==

I added a new interwiki-style link to our repertoire. To link to one of the podstar.homestarrunner.com files, simply preface it with "Podstar:" (for example: [[Podstar:sb_email_japanese_cartoon.m4v]]). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:58, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

== Picture? ==

What's with this weird picture we got here? Is this photoshopped or what?--[[User:Robert Benedicio|Robert Benedicio]] 20:36, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
:Nope, the picture is from the .m4v of [[techno]]. [http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/Venusy/technofullscreen.png Here's] a screenshot of the scene in iTunes. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 20:57, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
::Why is the wiki logo different? -You know who!
:::I customized it. See [[User:Venusy/monobook.css|my monobook.css]], about 25 lines down. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 21:09, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
::::That was cool.--{{User:That is Truly an Apple/Sig}} 21:16, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::Can somebody transcript any custom animation it contains, like this Strong Bad thing? - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 21:33, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

== Quality ==

Has anybody noticed that the M4V videos have a much higher sound quality than the Flash files? Might seem a bit unfair for the "normal Flashers" at first, but if someone was to import the Flash file (which, if possible, would give us a load of vectors and so a nearly unlimited possibility of resizing) and mix its video track with the audio track of the M4V video, they could actually get megalomanic resolutions and a sound quality that beats the Flash file on the site. Anybody up to the task to make a proof-of-concept, HDTV-compatible Strong Bad Email? As long as it stays a non-redistributed proof-of-concept, it shouldn't be illegal. <nowiki>~~</nowiki>[[User:RavuAlHemio|Ravu]] 21:20, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
:Seems like a bit of a waste of time to me, but whatever. Anyway, in regard to your question: from what i've seen, it may not be as, ahem, "simple", as that. Most Flash decompiling programs manage to bugger up tweens etc as well as fonts. Then, on top of this, you usually need to fiddle with the .fla file you get at the end to get it to match up with the original .swf as mask layers etc often separate. Basically, it'd be some hassle.

Actually.. also its higher sound quality on the DVD's too so you could always just buy the dvds... [[User:24.185.119.106|24.185.119.106]] 01:12, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
:Yes, you should buy the DVDs, because it supports TBC. By the way, I wouldn't spend any time on it, because it ''would'' end up being illegal since anything worth doing eventually ends up distributed. Even if it were legal, this talk page is not the place to solicit volunteers to work on it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:45, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
::Never wished to argue with that. Anyways, I was actually thinking about buying myself the Overkill Combo, but since it seems minors can't have credit cards over here in Austria, I'll have to put that off for the next few years (or ask somebody with a credit card). <nowiki>~~</nowiki>[[User:RavuAlHemio|Ravu]] 06:08, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

:::It is illegal. I study copyright law in my free time, and it is illegal. Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 01:43, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
::::Sound? Yeah, that's a good one. I can't get any sound at all. Not to mention, the video quality seriously sucks.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 00:02, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
::::Oh man! I am a complete idiot. The sound was off. No matter, I can just use the ones already there.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 00:06, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
::::Have they explicitly forbidden ''creating derivative works for the sole personal use by one single person'' now? If it isn't redistributed, I don't see where the problem lies. <nowiki>~~</nowiki>[[User:RavuAlHemio|Ravu]] 13:13, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

== Link on Site ==

Is there a link to this page on the actual site besides the recently updated on the homepages? Like in downloads or something? That's where it should be.--[[User:Martin925|Martin925]] 22:27, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
*I noticed that too. I guess the answer is still no. --[[User:71.243.152.233|71.243.152.233]] 03:09, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

== MP4's ==

Hey, do you guys think there is any chance that they would release them on MP4 format so we (i) can watch them on Our (my) PlayStation Portable (PSP) System? either that, or is there some sort of Software or something that i could download so i could convert the M4V Files to MP4's?

-COLA

Since theyve done m4p's they'll probablyn eventually do ones for the PSP. As for converting.. i have no clue lol. [[User:24.185.119.106|24.185.119.106]] 01:14, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

yes they work on the psp- [[HRFWiki:User:Freezestar|Freezestar]]

No, they dont. i checked it out, i even upgraded my Bloody psp, didnt work, and all my movies that i had on it couldnt be played. great job, Sony.

-COLA

They don't work on the PSP. The videos available from the Podstar Runner page are encoded using H.264, and not MPEG-4. While giving it a better file size and reasonable video quality, it makes it incompatible with the PSP. --[[User:TuqueeLukee|Tuquee]] 06:55, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

Use PSPVideo9 to transcode the .M4v files. -CujoSR

[[Wikipedia:mencoder|mencoder]] sb_email_techno.m4v -ovc lavc -lavcopts vcodec=mpeg4:vhq:vbitrate=896 -oac mp3lame -lameopts vbr=3:br=128 -o sb_email_techno.mp4
Let me know how that works for you, I'm not sure exactly what a PSP expects. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 16:10, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

Strange. It works on mine. PSP-1001 on the side. I update the PSP all the way and put it in the Video folder ([root folder]:\VIDEO folder). And then i just rename the extension to mp4 and throw it into the VIDEO folder. That's what I do. And they work. --[[User:68.145.103.189|68.145.103.189]] 03:01, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

:When that post was written, PSP firmware 2.80 (or 2.81, I forget which) hadn't been released. That was the firmware that added .m4v support (and you don't need to rename them either). --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 09:16, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

== WMP? ==

do these files play on windows media player? (Or are they convertable to VuGo format?)--{{User:Benol/sig}} 01:09, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

:: They are in H.264 video with AAC audio. I think there are codecs you can get for those for WMP. [[User:Person Man|Person Man]] 02:01, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

No. It doesn't work. I just tried. [[User:Klaymation|Klaymation]]

==Unfocused Floppy==
[[Image:Floppy podcast background.png|thumb|discoveries of the deep?]]
So uh... Anybody figure out what the floppy is labled, the one that the iPod is resting against? All you... Decompilers or just those with good eyesight? And intuition? {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 01:57, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
:I think the floppy says: ''Something'' of the ''Something''. It's just too faded.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 02:09, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
::Well, I searched Moby games for a DOS title with "of the" in it, and of around 250 results, the most likely canditate I could find was "discoveries of the deep". Does that look plausible to anybody? {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 00:36, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
:::Definitely looks plausible. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 01:11, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
::::Ditto that. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::I added info for Discoveries of the Deep to the [[Floppy Disk Container]] article. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 19:31, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

== Strong Sad's iPod? I think not. ==

That is not Strong Sad's iPod in the background, as stated on the wiki. It appears to be at least a 4G iPod, but its shape (especially the screen) is closer to that of the 5G iPod. Look at it--it has the gray clickwheel characteristic of 4G+ iPods. Strong Sad's is first- or second-generation. -[[User:Bruce|Bruce]]

:It doesn't look exactly like Strong Sad's iPod from the picture, but it is blurry, so details might not have been put in. Other times that this happens is when you see a zoomed-out picture of the Compy, and you cannot see the dial. Lets just see what others put in as well and then we will make final decisions. -[[User:Martin925|Martin925]] 04:52, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

::Whoops. Didn't sign that last message--fixed. Anyway, here's the thing. The blur would make it hard to decide, except for the scroll-wheel. Notice it's gray. Strong Sad's iPod, as seen so far, has had a white scroll-wheel. The blur filter may obscure details, but it's not going to change the colors of anything. -[[User:Bruce|Bruce]] 05:04, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

:::The width of the screen appears to be wider than Strong Sad's iPod, but quite like a video iPod.

::::The enlarged screen size and trademarked click wheel give it away that this iPod was designed to be a 5G iPod. However, note the headphone jack is plugged into the middle of the top of the iPod. That characteristic is not true with 5G iPods, which have the jack on the far right of the top. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 13:35, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

:::::Well, let's think about this for a minute. Who else in the Brothers Strong house (or anywhere else in FCUSA for that matter) owns an iPod? Mabye Strong Sad upgraded to a newer version or something. I agree, it's not the same one that we've seen before, but no one else has an iPod, so in my opinion, it ''has'' to be Strong Sad's. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 13:50, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

::::::I concur. Is this already noted on the item's article, or have we yet to add it? — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 15:31, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

::::::I thought the same exact thing as Has Matt? but I forgot to mention it. Who else would have an ipod? I think so far its Strong Sads, unless maybe in the future it is revealed that maybe Strong Bad got one or something.--[[User:Martin925|Martin925]] 21:55, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

:::::::Strong Bad with an iPod? Strong Bad thinks that flashlights are "the future of technology". {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:25, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

:::::::: Maybe the Cheat bought an iPod... I mean, we already know he likes Apple :P

== Original Name ==

Since they changed the name from Strong Bad video podcasts, I think we should mention it in trivia.--[[User:Martin925|Martin925]] 22:00, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
:So... mention it. :) I'd do it but I haven't kept up with this page closely enough to know for sure what you're talking about. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:22, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

==What do I have to do?==
What do I have to do to make Strong Bad pop up? I says wait a second after the email, what email it doesn't play any email. {{User:Bassium!/sig}}

:Please be more specific. After every Strong Bad Email featured, a short clip of Strong Bad should appear. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 23:46, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Oh, so you have to download the emails to watch the clips and stuff, well in that case nevermind. {{User:Bassium!/sig}}

== PSP...rar ==

I could help with the PSP and iPod video conversion

:I don't believe that creating PSP files for distribution would fall under [[Wikipedia:Fair use|fair use]] laws. Thanks for offering, though. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 15:44, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

::While distribution of alternate versions would be illegal, converting it yourself to another format and playing it on your PSP would be considered fair use. Since the videos don't have DRM, they are not covered by the DMCA and the fair use exception can apply.
:::Creating a instructions to convert or a program that will do the converting would be fine (assuming you don't charge for it or anything). --[[User:SirNuke|SirNuke]] 01:22, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

::::This may be true, but ''I'' don't believe it falls under fair use. Just me. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 19:11, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

== Requires Quicktime? ==

Below external links it says that either iTunes or Quicktime is required to play these, but I must disagree. All that's needed is a player that can support the MOV file format, H264 decoding, and AAC decoding. The videos all play back perfectly on my computer without any sort of Apple "adware" installed. And it says that Quicktime version 6.0 is required, but I don't think that 6.0 can play H264 video. --[[User:Taku42|Taku42]] 21:07, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

:It can play H263, however. As for other programs, Quicktime and iTunes are the only two official programs that fully support and write .mov format. If you know of another that's as good as either of these, however, please say so. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:11, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

::[[Wikipedia:MPlayer|MPlayer]] (the almighty) has no problems. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 05:26, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

::The VideoLan Client ([http://www.videolan.org/vlc/]) works really well. Which is a bit odd since VLC often has trouble with newer Quicktime files.--[[User:SirNuke|SirNuke]] 01:06, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

They may mean Quicktime 7, which I believe is the minimum requirement for iTMS videos.

Anonymous.

Also, video is only supported in iTunes 6.0 and up, podcasts from version 4.9. So regarding either capability, the iTunes version in the article is incorrect. [[User:68.239.131.197|68.239.131.197]] 01:24, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

== Brothers Chaps helped! wooh ==

I got a email, from them after i emailed them.

<blockquote>Quicktime Pro can convert a .m4v file to an .mp4 file or any other format for that matter. 
Just open the file up in Quicktime and choose Export to put it in whatever format you need, 
this way you shouldn't have a problem getting it onto you PSP. 
 
 
Brothers Chaps</blockquote>

On Jan 31, 2006, at 9:08 AM, Beep wrote:

<blockquote>Hello, i noticed that you just put up Podstar Runner, for the iPod, well, 
is it possible that you could do a different version, for the PSP? PSP uses the .mp4 files. 
 
Thank You.</blockquote>

So...Wooh! --[[User:Jetamoo|Coach J]] 18:53, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

The psp needs a thumbnail file too so just converting it to mp4 won't work (I've tried). [http://www.pspvideo9.com/ PSP video 9]is the easiest way, it creates a thumbnail file automatically. Get a big memory stick too, videos eat up space fast.

== RSS feed oddities ==
I removed them from the article, because the odd things in the RSS feed (copyright tag, link tag) are because TBC copied the RSS example from [http://www.podcastx.com/articles/26/1/How-To-Publish-a-Podcast-on-the-iTunes-Music-Store Apple's website]. I have emailed TBC about the tags, too. --[[User:AndrewNeo|AndrewNeo]] 00:19, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

==¿Qué está el problema?==

I downloaded the latest versions of quicktime and iTunes and these files won't run on my computer no matter what I try! The podcast won't even download, it keeps showing the same error! Is it because my comp uses windows? Does my computer hate me?--{{User:Benol/sig}} 05:23, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

:Can't help you with the podcast. That's really too bad. :( But I can help you in other ways. Que and esta need é and á, and it's ''el'' problema. Tricky Spanish, eh? But sorry about the errors, and sorry that I'm no expert in iPods. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 05:36, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

::I don't even have an iPod, I just want to watch them on my comp so I can hear this so called "better sound quality".--{{User:Benol/sig}} 12:11, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

== Today's top podcast! ==

Strong Bad Email is currently "Today's Top Podcast" in the iTunes Music store! {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 06:32, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
:Get a screenshot while it lasts. =) It might come in useful. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::Here's the screenshots:
<gallery>
Image:Podstar Top Podcast.png|<center>Top Podcast</center>
Image:Podstar New & Notable.png|<center>New & Notable</center>
</gallery>
::I'm not sure if these should go on the page or not, though. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 06:43, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

==Descriptions==

I'm not sure if this can go anywhere on the page, but I figured I'd list the descriptions within iTunes for the episodes.

techno -- Some bozo asks about techno music. 
japanese cartoon -- Strong Bad makes up his own japanese cartoon. 
dragon -- Strong Bad starts a bad drawing revolution. 
kids book -- Strong Bad seriously defaces a children's book. 
crying -- Strong Bad seriously defaces a children's book. (whoops on their part, apparently) 
bottom 10 -- From the home office in Scotsdale, AZ... 
caffeine -- Strong Sad gets caffeinated. 
virus -- A virus wreaks havoc on the Compy. 

I wasn't exactly sure where to put this, but I figured it should at least be listed somewhere around here, so here it is. [[User:Spell4yr|Spell4yr]] 07:58, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
:lol, reading the edit history for the main page, I suppose I should have left my editorialized comments out of it, or put it separate or in italics or something. Sorry! (I didn't realize they fixed it, though; I guess I'll have to redownload it.) [[User:Spell4yr|Spell4yr]] 19:10, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

==Mirrors?==
Should we upload the previous emails on the mirror, seeing as they are not currently available from the official site? -FatPamPam

Probably not a good idea. --[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 18:29, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah that stuff, like [[Jumping Jack Contest]], the stuff that was removed from the site that could be seen at like hrwiki.org/mirror/jumpingjacks2.swf, how do you take something from the site, keep it on the computer until they remove it, and have it in a hrwiki link? {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 18:36, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

== Guitar was a little earlier... ==
Y'know, Guitar actually was downloadable on the night of February 26th, not the 27th as it says here... maybe we should mention that... --[[User:The Experimental Film|The Experimental Film]] 21:58, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

:Well technically, the first five weren't released one after the other on seperate days, as it reads in the podcast, either. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 23:37, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

== Bandwith Issue ==

Since now on the website only the most recent is available, are the other emails unavailable through iTunes as well? I wouldn't know because I was already subscribed and had them on my computer before the problem occured.--[[User:Martin925|Martin925]] 03:26, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

:Unfortunately, yes, they are unavailable. All that appears in the list is "guitar". {{User:FireBird/sig}} 04:10, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

::Was "bottom 10" ever even on iTunes? I tried to get it, but the podcast wasn't downloading it... --[[User:The Experimental Film|The Experimental Film]] 23:36, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

:::Yes, it was. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 13:03, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

== virus ==

I see that the menu below virus is not in this version. How do they handle that scene where Homestar is picking up the words? Can we get a shot of that? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 16:10, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

:The issue with the widescreen ratio and therefore pan and scan style of virus (.mp4) is already mentioned. The navbar is indeed cut off when Homestar picks up the words, if that's what you mean. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 16:13, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

::Right. I'm curious what that looks like. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 16:14, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

:::I won't be able to get a screenshot up until I get home, as virus is currently undownloadable. However, it looks as though Homestar's head is pulling words up from nowhere. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 16:17, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

::::He is. Homestar pulls the words from nowhere.
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/2383/podcastviruspic1cu.png
--[[User:The Experimental Film|The Experimental Film]] 23:42, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

== Cost? ==

Does it cost anything to download? [[User:Strong Sader|Strong Sader]]
:Nope! It's free to download! {{User:The Chort/sig}} 15:12, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
::I understand it is free to download Podstar Runner files to an iPod, but how? I go to podstar.homestarrunner.com/podcast.xml, and can view many [[sbemails]] on QuickTime Player, but how to download? It doesen't seem to be on [http://www.apple.com/itunes/ iTunes] for download either. And podstarrunner.com, a [[TBC|Brothers Chaps]] created linked redirect for Podstar, going to podstarrunner.com/podcast.xml just leads to a error 404 page in German asking to contact the webmaster for help. Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 15:43, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
:::[[Forum:13407|This post]] explains how to subscribe to the Podcast. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 17:57, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

I couldn't thank you enough, [[User:Bad_Bad_Guy|Bad Bad Guy]]. Thanks very much! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 21:08, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

It's me again. Everything worked, but I only have [[email thunder]] in iTunes for Podcasts. How do I get all of them? Including the ones discontinued which were archived at files.neocodenetworks.com/podstar/. And how do I download them to my iPod? I have, I think a black 8GB Nano Small. Thanks! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 17:55, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

== Relative linking ==

I'm still getting an error when clicking on the navbar links below the Podstar index. Is anyone else? Could they have fixed it and then broken it again when they updated? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:14, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
:They seem to be working fine for me... Maybe something's up on your end...? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Do they ''all'' work all the time? One of them worked at first and then stopped. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:20, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
:::All of them work all of the time. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::The first time I load the page, it works for the first link I try. Then it reverts to the relative linking behavior. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:22, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::It works all the time for me (Flash 7/Fx 1.5/Linux) but looking at the source code it seems it hasn't been "fixed" by TBC at all - it's still relative linking, and there's nothing telling it to go to www.etc instead of podstar.etc. However the main_nav.swf is being loaded from www.etc. So I'm guessing some browsers/versions of Flash/whatever is taking the relative link relative to the page (which won't work) and others take it relative to the .swf (which will work). {{User:Phlip/sig}} 04:49, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

== File Sizes ==

The file sizes quoted on the podstar page are sort of innaccurate... In computing, the prefix "kilo", for example, can mean two things - the standard 103= 1000 or the more computer-friendly 210 = 1024 (computers, working in binary, are good for working with powers of 2). Megabytes can, by extension, be 1,000,000 (1000²) bytes or 1,048,576 (1024²) bytes. Usually the binary megabytes are used for things like RAM capacity, since that will always be a power of 2, and file sizes. Decimal megabytes are often used for hard disk capacities (to make them sound bigger, since the number on the box is bigger). (Because of the confusion, SI proposed the prefix [[Wikipedia:Mebi|Mebi]], but it never really caught on.) However the filesizes quoted on the podstar page are such that 1MB = 1,024,000 bytes (1000×1024), which isn't correct either way. Most likely the computer gave the size in kB by dividing by 1024, and TBC then divided by 1000 to get MB. The only thing I know of which uses 1,024,000 megabytes is the 1.44MB floppy disk, which is 1.44×1024×1000 bytes. 
The questions are: (1) Can the above be summarised into something suitable for a fun fact? Not so long as to ramble, as the above does, but not so short as to leave out any important information. (2) In the table at the bottom of the article, should we quote (a) the filesize from the podstar page, (b) The actual size in decimal megabytes, (c) The actual size in binary megabytes or (d) separate columns for both (a) and one of (b) or (c). At the moment it is (c), which gets my vote. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:26, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
:There is already the goof:

:Many of the listed file sizes are inaccurate. The table below shows the correct file sizes.

:and the listing below. What do you want beyond that? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:28, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
::Oh, I didn't see that. Still, some explination of ''why'' they're inaccurate could be good, since that goof reads like "man, TBC are so dumb they couldn't even get the filesizes right" as opposed to "filesizes are more complicated than they look, and TBC got it wrong". {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:33, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

== Teen Girl Squadcast ==

It was released but the wiki hasn't recorded it. - [[User:Volbeat A The Cheat|Volbeat A The Cheat]] 05:23, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

Oh wait, I just did that "purge" thing for the main page, and it says it, nevermind. Now all someone has to do here is add info on the article. - [[User:Volbeat A The Cheat|Volbeat A The Cheat]] 05:35, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

I's all done? Super! - [[User:Volbeat A The Cheat|Volbeat A The Cheat]] 05:42, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

== Time on iPod ==

Does 8:04 PM have any significance? Just wondering.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 16:04, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
:I doubt it. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 16:13, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
::It's either the first time they posted a podcast, or the time at which [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] was born or something? -Horatio's Seasoning

== Just something I noticed...==
The description for [[different town]] in the XML feed is "How would Strong Bad make the town different?". For as long as I can remember (much earlier than March 13, 2006, anyways), the summary on the Wiki has been "How would Strong Bad make the town different?". It may just be a coincidence, but I doubt it. We know TBC have used the Wiki in the past. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 13:03, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

:In any case, it looks like that's different from the [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=different_town&diff=next&oldid=869 original description]: ''Steven WV writes in and askes Strong Bad what he would change in his town to make it better, and he sings a weirded-out song, in which he describes how he would change the characters. You'll have to see it to find out!''. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:58, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

::The description was set to that on [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=different_town&diff=82968&oldid=82303 15 May 2005], the "Weeeehhhhhllllll" finally being removed [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=different_town&diff=285214&oldid=285212 today]. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:52, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

== Background's gone. ==

On the Podstar Runner page, the background is black now. Why?--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 22:40, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

:The background isn't black. The server is running a bit slowly, and you'll need to wait for the background to load. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 22:44, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

== How do you access this on the homestar runner webstie? ==

Where is it?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:46, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

:[http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/index.html http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/index.html]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 08:52, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

::It's linked from the New button on the main pages... I don't think it's linked to anywhere else on the site though. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 10:16, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

How do you acces it through the Homestar runner website?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:26, 30 March 2006 (UTC)
:He just said. That rotating button on the main pages that flashes through the updates. The last of its options usually is Podstar Runner. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 04:50, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

== Podstar Summaries ==

Hey, should we place the Podstar Runner summaries on the pages of the emails/TGS...s? Example:

(from [[dragon)

<blockquote>[[Image:sbemail58picture2a.PNG|thumb|"Check out all his majesty."]]

Kaizer wants to know if Strong Bad can draw a dragon.

'''[[Podstar Runner]] Summary:''' Strong Bad starts a bad drawing revolution.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Trogdor]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Homsar]] (Easter egg), [[Strong Sad]]'''

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]</blockquote>

I know it sounds stupid, but, I think it's information that needs to be noted. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 01:37, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

:It ''is'' already noted. Check the Fun Facts. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 21:47, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

::Well, should it be noted up there if people are missing it? {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 22:10, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

== You know what? ==

Maybe the Bros. Chaps should start uploading these to [http://video.google.com Google Video Beta].

{{User:X-Spider2/X-Sigger2}} 05:17, 13 May 2006 (UTC)

:I doubt they would want to, considering the [http://video.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?answer=31704 terms of use]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 07:05, 13 May 2006 (UTC)

::OK. Well, I've noticed a bug. If you [http://www.live.com/?add=http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/podcast.xml add the podcast to Windows Live], and try to read the description, the .m4v file starts playing automatically where the description should be (if you have QuickTime 6.0 or later). Nevermind the Bullocks (no, I'm not from England), {{User:X-Spider2/X-Sigger2}} of the Corn Army, 08:33, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

== Not a valid Podcast URL? ==

Anyone else having problems with the podcast? Using iTunes 6.0.5 (on OS 10.4.7), when I try to update it says:

<blockquote>
'''"Strong Bad Emails & More!" does not seem to be a valid Podcast URL.''' 
 
Please check that you have entered the correct URL and try again.
</blockquote>

I have checked, and the URL is correct.

[[User:Benabik|Benabik]] 20:15, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

:Try clicking this link, which will bring it up in the iTunes Music Store: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=122139371.

:If you'd rather enter it manually, the correct URL is: http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/podcast.xml. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 02:51, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

== This specific piece of trivia: Are you sure? ==

''When the email ends and returns to the animated iPod menu, "Homestarrunner.com" is highlighted. However, the animated menu at the beginning of the email has "Email" selected. The iPod's memory should keep the selection where it was when you left it, not move back to the top.''

I only have a 4G iPod, so it may not apply to this, but every time it finishes up a playlist or album, it goes back to the main menu and the top word (Music) is highlighted.
But you guys can go ahead and prove me wrong by doing it on your fancy-pants video iPods. I don't mind, really. --[[User:Mashi|Mashi]] 18:33, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

My iPod Video goes back to Music on the main menu when it's done playing, as well. But it remembers its position in other menus. --[[User:71.197.114.207|71.197.114.207]] 17:23, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

==Missing videos==

Now that I actually have an iPod, I'm kind of miffed that bottom 10, crying and caffeine were removed from the podcast itself on iTunes. They can still be downloaded off the server from direct linking, yes, but it won't go on my iPod in the podcast section with the rest, and I'm a stickler for organization. Any idea WHY they were removed to begin with? [[User:Evan|Evan]] 05:57, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

==Zip File==

Does anybody have a zip file containing everything on Podstar Runner? It would be kinda helpful. --[[User:Gooblies|Gooblies]] 15:45, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

== NEWS UPDATE!!!!: Podstar Runner on PSP ==

If you download the latest firmware update, v 2.80, you can subscribe to the podstar runner podcast via RSS and save podstar toons directly to your psp in the /VIDEO folder! More news at 11:00.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 19:46, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

== Caper? ==

The link to caper doesn't work anymore. {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 23:50, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

*I guess the hiatus since the previous update was so long, the other videos are now hard to download.

== Exclusive Content? ==

I've just bought an iPod and I'm wondering if any of the Podstar Runner content is exclusive. I watch stuff on the site often and want to know if I've been missing anything.[[User:67.191.243.115|67.191.243.115]]

:I think most of the differences are noted in [[Podstar Runner#Fun Facts]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 17:35, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

== podcast working? ==

I've been trying from multiple locations to download the podcasts.
I have a DS3 at work and I get nothing.
Something broke?
:It works fine for me. Sometimes the server gets overloaded though... they're big files, after all... especially whenever a new one comes out. If that happens just wait and try again. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:50, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

== Creative Zen ==

Is there any way to make these compatible with a Creative Zen Vision player?

What video format does it use?
[[User:Anakin4me|The Ugly One]] 21:10, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

== Video iPod? ==

I know this is a stupid question, but is these emails for only video ipod or all ipods?--[[User:68.218.252.203|68.218.252.203]] 03:01, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and I was the one that said that above. I just wasn't logged in.--[[User:Ava|Ava]] 03:03, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
:If the iPod plays videos, it will work. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 03:04, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
I think what he means is, if you download a email to a non-video ipod, will you still be able to hear the email, even though you can't see it?-[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]] 03:24, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

I'll take this, since no one seems to know the answer. Yes, you can still view a video-podcast on a 4G iPod (that supports podcasts) by viewing the podcast from the Music menu instead of the Video → Video Podcasts menu. It plays the video-podcast as a regular podcast; with only audio. I'm about 90% sure of this, since it can be done this way on a 5G iPod. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 06:34, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

I don't suppose the second generation iPod nano does podstar?

:My understanding is that the iPod Nano doesn't play any video files. so it wouldn't be able to play podstar runner videos. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:47, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

== "crying" ==

My sister wants to watch it. But it's been removed. From both sides. (This article and the Podstar page on the H*R site). What I mean is, the link's broken. --[[User:68.145.103.189|68.145.103.189]] 23:29, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
:No it isnt... I just went on it.--[[User:X66x66|X66x66]] 23:41, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
::Only 18 SBEmails are kept on the Podstar Runner site at a time. You can still watch it [[HR:sbemail109.html|on the official site]], or you could download the Podstar version from YouTube using a service such as [http://videodownloader.net videodownloader.net]. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 23:47, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
::: *attempting Strong Bad speech* Or maybe [http://www.saveyoutube.com Save Youtube.com]! --[[User:68.145.103.189|68.145.103.189]] 02:57, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

== Binary Technology description added? ==

When decoded, the description of technology is "Ç,:«�" (Not including quotations) Should that be added to trivia or something? {{User:Steve/sig}} 23:23, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
:Well, the binary string is 37 bits (in a row), so it's not going to decode correctly in 7-bit or 8-bit ASCII, or any of the Unicode formats, 'cause it's not a whole number of characters. It might be worth noting that the number in binary is 106930066790 in decimal, like on [[technology#Trivia|technology]], but I think it's just too trivial. If you're curious, you can check out [[Talk:technology#Has anyone tried...|the conversation that came up over this last time]], but there's not much there. Just remember, it's important to note the difference between [[Wikipedia:Binary number|binary]], which is just a way of representing numbers, and [[Wikipedia:ASCII|ASCII]], which is one of many ways of making those numbers represent letters and symbols. It's reasonable to assume that the string of 1s and 0s is binary, but it's not ASCII. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 09:16, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

== Much mirroring to be done, please ==

Ok, the following links seem to have been removed and can no longer be downloaded:
*[[crying]]
*[[bottom 10]]
*[[caffeine]]
*[[different town]]
*[[personal favorites]]
*[[death metal]]
*[[crazy cartoon]]
*[[trevor the vampire]]
*[[stunt double]]
*[[best thing]]
I'd mirror them if I could, but I never downloaded them while they were up. Could someone who has please mirror them? {{User:Dr._Clash/sig}} 04:02, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

:{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Title !! Download
|-
| [[crying]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_crying.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[bottom 10]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_bottom10.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[caffeine]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_caffeine.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[different town]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_different_town.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[personal favorites]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_personal_favorites.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[death metal]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_death_metal.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[crazy cartoon]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_crazy_cartoon.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[trevor the vampire]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_trevor.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[stunt double]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_stuntdouble.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[best thing]] || [[Podstar:sb_email_best_thing.m4v|download]]
|}
:It's weird that ten out of fifty-three don't work. And it's not like they are the first ten released or anything. How long have you noticed this? I wonder if it's a short term thing. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 04:30, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

::I knew [[personal favorites]] was down since early February, since someone posted it on the talk page, but I just realized last night that all these were down. I do know that a few, like [[trevor the vampire]], [[stunt double]], [[caffeine]], and a few others were up at Christmas, seeing as my friend put them on his iPod around that time. Anyway, ''could'' anyone mirror them soon? I'm getting an iPod this weekend, and I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants these emails on the go :P {{User:Dr._Clash/sig}} 21:45, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Seriously, not to be a nag, but does anyone have these files? The wiki is kinda incomplete without them. I'd do it myself if i could. {{User:Dr._Clash/sig}} 00:38, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

==Glitches==
Ok, I noticed a few glitches when watching some toons. for one, when watching [[theme park]], the video freezes when before the cut to Pom Pom and Bubs, but the audio keeps going. You can keep going by fast forwarding a few seconds, but it still always freezes at the same place. Also, with TGS's 6-12, they all start off somewhere in the middle of the cartoon (the same place every time), but pressing the left button brings the toon back to the beginning. However, pressing the center button and scrolling to a certain time will always snap you back to a specific point in the toon. For example, fast forwarding anywhere in TGS7 always snaps to the "dipped it in salt" line. Also, holding the right button just blacks out the toon and brings you back to the menu. I know that it's not just my iPod that does these things, seeing as my friend's does the exact same things, but does anyone else have these problems, too? {{User:Dr._Clash/sig}}

==These peoples try to fade me==
The reason I'm guessing that this was released was because the version on the CD (which I have) was not compatible with a 5G iPod (which I also have). I put the CD version on iTunes before, but it just said the video "...cannot be played on this iPod". The m4v version worked. {{User:Mee/sig}}

==iPod Question==
I have the the first gen iPod, that (as far as I know), doesn't play video. Will it play Podcasts? [[User:Kaine|Kaine]] 00:52, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
:No, the podcasts are only videos.--{{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 01:30, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
::Pardon my french, but '''****!''' [[User:Kaine|Kaine]] 01:59, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

== Dead ==

..it's gone.-[[User:71.170.23.253|71.170.23.253]]
:What's gone? {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 16:32, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
::[http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/ http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/] —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 16:34, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
:::Oh noes! :( --[[User:Sysrq868|Sysrq868]] 16:52, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
::::So, could someone start making a mirror of the podcasts? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 16:55, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
:::::At least people can't download them and post them on YouTube now. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 19:43, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
::::::Use archive.org for the mirror making {{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 20:26, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
:::::::Cool. I'd never heard of that website before. But only sysops can make mirrors. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 20:47, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
::::::::Man I just got a new iPod...Is there anyway I can get all of the Podcasts onto my iPod?
:::::::...So... How about that mirror-making? :D I just got a new iPod nano and I'm itching to get some Homestar on it. >_> [[User:Thrashmeister|Thrashmeister]] 14:11, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

== Mirror of Podcasts ==

Can mirrors of the podcast be put up so the ones that were available before it was shutdown be available for download? If so let me know. I think it is a good idea. I really want the email [[virus]].--[[User:Onestop|ONESTOP]] 19:01, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
:One problem I fear will come from making mirrors (No, I do not have the rights or the podcasts): If the service was shut down because too many people posted their podcasts online (I hope you get the irony) then putting them up for download on our website wouldn't do TBC any good. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 14:22, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
::Guess we don't need to worry anymore... Rejoice! :D [[User:Thrashmeister|Thrashmeister]] 19:42, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

== Moto Q and Flash Question ==

Could any of the podcasts be viewed on a Motorola Q with Windows Media Player? Is there also an early flash file for the page still having the podcasts on?

== Why? ==

I just got a new iPod, and was really disappointed when I realized that you couldn't download the podcasts anymore. Does anyone know why the podcasts were taken off the site? --[[User:Biscuithead1293|Biscuithead1293]] 21:32, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
:My theories:
:# TBC got sick of people downloading podcasts of their internet cartoons and posting them on the internet (I'd be happy to explain the irony if it isn't obvious already)
:# The iPod Touch has an internet brower so they thought people could already use that to watch h*r on an iPod. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 21:37, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
Thanks a lot, but I just got an iPod Touch, and you can't view flash files on it. --[[User:Biscuithead1293|Biscuithead1293]] 22:20, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

:: the Real theory: BANDWIDTH. 10 MB apiece+ most popular thing on itunes = instant death of website. [[User:Sneakernets|Sneakernets]] 05:01, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

== other MP3 Players ==

do you think it'll work on another type of mp3 player? i have a media converter that came with mine. does anyone have anything other than ipod that has gotten it to work? Jan 8, 2007
[[user:Homsarstrongbad150]]

:Yeah, probably. What kind of file does your mp3 player accept? Or at least what kind of files does your converter accept? I have all of the original podcast episodes in .avi format if you need any.[[User:Metroidpal45|Metroidpal45]]

I have no idea how to check for that. i'll check the user guide. but how do i get them onto my computer is the problem. if i have the files on my computer, i can drag them on the media converter and it'll tell me if it'll work or not. oh, and i'd like crazy cartoon, stunt double, bottom 10, and virus if it's not too much trouble. Homsarstrongbad150[[User:Homsarstrongbad150|Homsarstrongbad150]]

i found out how to get it onto my computer, and my converter doesn't support m4v or whatever of those files are, but my brother has an official ipod with more than enough memory he needs, so i'll work it out with him eventually. until then, i'm putting all of them onto my desktop. [[User:Homsarstrongbad150|Homsarstrongbad150]]

== No Flash? ==

http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/

Is not a flash page, despite homestarrunner.com being in all flash. --[[User:70.226.160.89|70.226.160.89]] 17:46, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

== Not Working. ==

the link for "looking old" isn't working. anyone know why?
[[User:Anakin4me|The Ugly One]] 21:09, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
:It's a mistake. The real link can be found [[podstar:podcast.xml|here]]. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 21:13, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

== One at a time, please. ==

It looks like Podstar Runner is going to be treated similarly to [[Quote of the Week]], [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and the [[Sketchbook]]. It's my opinion that we should match the page style of [[Quote of the Week]], which would include listing the toons in reverse order. IMO, we also ought to include the screenshot they use in the table(s). {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 22:01, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
:The screenshot might be pushing it, but I agree with the rest. That was my interpretation of "one at a time please" too. A good way to solve whatever issues the previous version had. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 22:03, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
::Will we be mirroring these (large) files like we do with the small QotW files? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 22:11, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
:::I'd venture to guess that we wont. Like you said these are large files that would eat up incredible amounts of bandwidth. If we can find a very rich financier then we could probably do something. ;) --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 10:35, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

== Name of podcast on iTunes? ==

What is the current name of the podcast on iTunes? I've searched for Homestar Runner, Homestarrunner.com, Strong Bad, The Brothers Chaps, and every other name I could think of, so where is it?? {{unsigned|Homsarian79|02:15, 10 January 2008 (UTC)}}
:I don't think it's on iTunes, because it takes up too much bandwith. You'll just have to download the podcasts manually from the XML feed they have. [[User:Thrashmeister|Thrashmeister]] 03:47, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

== Old Podstar Menu pic ==

Is there a place for the old Podstar Runner menu on this page for posterity's sake?{{User:Bassbone/sig}} 08:14, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

== m4v Missing? ==

Looking Old's m4v is missing.
:So it is... odd.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:39, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
::It is there, just under a different filename. [[podstar:sbemail164.m4v]]. {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 23:46, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

== folder ==

What folder on the iPod do I put the m4v? -{{User:Stinkoman K/Sig}} 20:31, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
:You put it in iTunes and sync your iPod to iTunes.{{User:Bassbone/sig}} 23:02, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
::Could you be more specific? Where in the iTunes folder? -{{User:Stinkoman K/Sig}}
:::Just open the m4v, iTunes should automatically open, and then it's automatically in your iTunes. {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 05:33, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

== Note ==

On Windows 98, even with Quicktime 6.5.2 installed, it seems the audio works but the video does not. Any input? (aside from "upgrade your OS", whic is not an option at present) {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 14:18, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
:Perhaps Quicktime uses DirectX for which Win98 would have an older version? (is QT 6.5.2 the overall latest version or just the latest version available for W98). Another option is to use a 3rd party video player such as [http://www.videolan.org/vlc/ VideoLAN]. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 14:24, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

== Mirror? ==

I have found most of the old toons on Podstar, on the Wayback Machine. Should they be put on this page? {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 04:32, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
:Um, I don't know how to break this to you, but they already {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Podstar_Runner&diff=534511&oldid=534389 are}}. If you meant add individual links... that's another story. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 08:51, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

== Episode Artwork? ==

When I downloaded the old podcasts a while ago, they came with artwork, but the recent ones that I've downloaded don't have artwork, and the thumbnail for the video in iTunes is a picture that iTunes takes a little ways into the video (Strong Bad at his computer). Are other people experiencing this? I should note that I download the episodes from podstar.homestarrunner.com rather than through iTunes.

== Podcast Previews ==

Are they taking pictures from the Wiki or is it just a coincidence that they matched the pictures in the Wiki's articles? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 23:59, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
:this is probably forum talk, no? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:00, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

== Nobody followed the checklist ==

Is there a place where we can move it so more people can see it? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 14:09, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
::Be paitent. This is just a week-old way of doing it. Give people time to catch on. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 14:48, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
:::Would it be a good idea to add a link in that Weeklie checklist in [[Talk:Quote of the Week]]? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 22:04, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

==Has anyone noticed...==
*That TBC use *our* Wiki screenshots for their thumbnails for the Podcast. That is so l33t. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 02:03, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
**Wow, you're right! That's awesome. {{User:Saddy_Dumpington/sig}} 14:26, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
***Should we mention this under the Remarks section? They've really done it six weeks in a row.--[[User:Charlie Jr.|Charlie Jr.]] 23:52, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

== Is it just me or... ==
4-5 of the podcasts SO FAR have had the lines "DNA Evidence" will TBC be adding the DNA toon to the podcasts menu? --[[User:Chrisyroid|Chrisyroid]] 21:52, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
:I guess we'll have to see. They seem to be going in order of release since [[looking old]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:54, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
::Or, to be more specific, they are going in order of release since the first email to come out in 2007. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 21:57, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
:::Even more specifically, they seem to be choosing emails that go in order of release since looking old. I don't think this toon will appear for a while. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 00:17, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

== How do you download the old emails? ==
I checked the page, but only "from work" is available; I can't find any of the other emails on the list. Huh?
:Yep, with this incarnation of the podcast, only the latest email is available at any one time. I guess they're trying to limit how much bandwidth the whole operation takes... since that's most likely what brought it down last time. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 11:49, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

== Split? ==
Thinking aloud... would it be a good idea to split this page into [[Podstar Runner]] and [[Podstar Runner 2006]] (or some equally imaginative title)? The page is a bit crowded and confusing at the moment, with transcripts, and blocks of text, and fun facts, all with little qualifiers about whether they're talking about the new podcast or the old one (and even now, some facts talk about the old podcast in the present tense)... it would be a lot simpler to treat them as separate services, and have them on separate pages... maybe with one of those "preceeded by/succeeded by" bars like on the [[Intro]]s. After all, they're rather different... the only real thing they have in common is that they're both podcasts... 99% of the stuff we have in Fun Facts is different between the two. Thoughts? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 11:49, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
: I agree with Phlip. Two separate pages would make sense given the sustantial amount of information and lists presently combined on this one article. We've done the same to [[New Paper]] and [[The Paper]]. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 20:45, 22 February 2008 (UTC)
::That might be a good idea. Unlike say [[Punkin Stencils]], where one page can neatly contain all the info, Podstar Runner has a lot of associated information (Fun Facts, transcripts, etc.) that are different depending on the version. By splitting, that might also eliminate some of the problems with the intro, which seems bit too wordy (I know, a rare problem for this wiki, but still...) It would probably also fix the listing of previously available podcasts, which is only going to get worse as time goes on. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 21:02, 22 February 2008 (UTC)
::[[Podstar Runner 2006]] would probably look [[User:Wbwolf/MainMock|something like this]]. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 21:21, 22 February 2008 (UTC)
:::I see no problem with splitting the article. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 20:34, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

== Broken Wayback Files ==

When I tried to download bottom 10 and caper from the Wayback Machine, the site said the files could not be found. Can this problem be fixed? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 00:36, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
:We don't have any control over the Wayback Machine, it's run by [http://www.archive.org/about/about.php other people]... so no, we can't fix it. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 00:43, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
::Would those people be able to fix it? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 01:19, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

== 2008 Screencap ==

[[Image:PodstarFacePrint.png|thumb|The current picture]]
[[Image:Strong Bad Face Print.PNG|thumb|The one I uploaded]]
I think we should start a wider discussion on which of these ending screencaps would be more appropiate. I personally think it's preposterous to include Strong Bad in the old ending but not the current one, and if someone (like I did) accidentally glanced at the picture before reading the description they would not know what the heck is going on. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 15:12, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
:I dunno, I think the one you uploaded makes it harder to interpret what's going on, because the faceprint is more difficult to see in that one. -[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 18:57, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

{{clear}}
== Picture ==

What's this pic: <nowiki>http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/hrpodcast_pic.jpg</nowiki> {{User:The thing/sig}} 01:42, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
:As seen [[Podstar Runner 2006|here]], the picture advertised Homestar at the iTunes Music Store. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 02:38, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

== Help with RSS ==
Please help me! I have no idea how to get the RSS on my ipod! I need serious help. [[User: MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]]
==Hiatus==

As of 6/12, it looks like there aren't going to be any new episodes for a while

== Help? ==

I download "yes wrestling" last week and now that diorama is out, the latter is the only one that shows up on my iPod while the former is no long there. Is that supposed to happen?

If you click and drag the podcast file to the "Purchased" section of iTunes, it will show up in the Video Playlists: Purchased menu on your iPod. These won't delete themselves but the file in the Podcasts section still will. Hope that helps.--[[User:Shaggy|Shaggy]] | [[User talk:Shaggy|talk]] 06:41, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

== How to watch on PSP ==
Just put the swf files on your memory stick and navigate to them in the PSP's browser with address "file:/path-to-the-files-on-your-ms/homsar.swf" You can use FireFox to make an index page once you've copied them over - just do a quick search and replace routine to make the URLs relative. Most of the toons will play because they're fairly small but some of the bigger ones wont. You might have to re-encode those.

Does anybody have a homestar runner theme or gameboot for the PSP? --{{User:Nerd42/sig}} 16:55, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

:I found this psp wallpaper: http://www.psp411.com/show/mods/873/0/Homestar_Runner_Wallpaper_PSP_Mod.html --{{User:Nerd42/sig}} 21:04, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

== Downloading specially marked ==

Does the Sbemail Podcast fail to update on anyone else's computers? Is there any way I can fix it? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 21:30, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
:Mine is refusing to update as well. I'm led to believe that it's something wrong with the podcast itself. -- [[User:Cyberlink420|Cyberlink420]] 23:50, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
::According to iTunes, the URL isn't a valid podcast feed anymore, which leads me to believe that they accidentally screwed up the XML file. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 05:37, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
:::If you go to the xml (link [[Podstar Runner#External Links|here]]), you get an XML Parsing Error. {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 23:22, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
::::There's a space before the line <tt><?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?></tt>, which some podcatchers (as well as Firefox) can't interpret properly. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 03:48, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

== A Debatably Important Announcement ==

I would like to announce ahead of time that I will end my subscription to the sbemail podcast after the Email 200 podcast is released. After that time, someone else will have to assume my duties of removing dead links and adding Podstar Runner stuff (summary, changes, link, category) to emails' pages. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 22:44, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:Someone else must assume my duties when the Podcast versions of [[your edge]] and [[magic trick]] come out because I decided to end my subscription earlier than I originally said. I will renew it for emails 199 and 200. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 00:56, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
::Okay, I won't be able to add Podcast info for [[being mean]] or [[email thunder]] either. I had to erase everything on my computer to repair it, and to prevent future breakdowns I must refrain from downloading anymore Podcasts. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 00:34, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

== Microsft Zune ==

I recently discovered that Microsoft's Zune media player supports M4V as a playable video file; I think this should be added to the list of compatable media players at the bottom of the page.
[[User:Dungeonman262]] 19:40, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

== Podstar Runner down? ==

Am I the only one to notice Podstar Runner has been non-updated for a month now?

Does anyone know why this is?

== No Download link? ==

I can't download any of the previous emails...why is that? I really want to watch some of them on my mp3 player...--[[User:Pretztailfan95|Pretztailfan95]] 16:56, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

Go to the "old Podstar Runner files" at the bottom of the page. [[User:Shadoman|Shadoman]] 19:48, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

== #doodoo ==

Should we take note that one of the embedded CSS ID selector-classes is "doodoo"? --[[Special:Contributions/75.41.212.228|75.41.212.228]] 21:57, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

== Updated podcast ==

Um... I've never edited stuff here before, so I'm afraid/lazy to do it myself, but Magic Trick is up (sometime before 11/13/2008 11:50am Pacific time)
::Done. It's the first significant edit i've done. Anyone want to check my work?--[[User:Flytape8490|Flytape8490]] 20:47, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

== 112008 ==

New podcast on the feed.
I'll start the update cycle for all the pages involved.--[[User:Flytape8490|Flytape8490]] 20:33, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
:Done. I did...
:*whats new update
:*updated this page
:*updated the trivia for "Being Mean" to include show description. Also did this for magic trick, as I forgot to do so last week.
:*removed download link for Magic Trick's
:*added download link for being mean's page
:*added "being mean" to the podcast category
:Am I missing anything?
:--[[User:Flytape8490|Flytape8490]] 20:57, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

== Screenshot ==

I'm considering updating the screenshot on the PodstarRunner page as part of the podstar update cycle, just to keep it current.
Any objections?--[[User:Flytape8490|Flytape8490]] 20:19, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

== Problems with adding to iPod ==

I got an iPod for Decemberween, and used it to save some Podcasts. I downloaded 91 podcasts from a mirror, but I can only add 72. Am I doing something wrong?
:Alright first of all, [[User:Jagger88|Jagger88]], it is best to make sure you sign talk posts. It makes it easier for people who want to answer your question address you better. Anyway, make sure you have enough space in your ipod. What kind do you have? So, the 91 podcasts you downloaded ended up in iTunes, but when you sync'd iTunes and your iPod only 72 got in the iPod? {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 16:33, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
::That's right, Mas. I have an 8 gig iPod, and I know that 72 podcasts go to the podcasts section. The other ones go into movies, but when I sync my iPod, the ones in movies don't show up. I either need some way to put them all into the podcasts section, or some way to sync the movies section with the missing podcasts. I did it once, but then, when I re-synced my iPod, they vanished. --[[User:Jagger88|Jagger88]] 03:57, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Dang, [[User:Jagger88|Jagger88]], I forgot to tell you. If you have an [http://www.apple.com/ipodnano/ Nano], you will see it says it says it can hold Videos and Podcasts. Unfortunatly, Jagger you can download podcasts movies and tv shows to iTunes on your computer but when you try to Sync it to your iPod it will not go through because that iPod cannot hold those types of files. Sorry! Maybe it would be best to get an [http://store.apple.com/us/browse/home/shop_ipod/family/ipod_touch?intcmp=AIC-WWW-NAUS-BUYNOW-FOOT-IPODTOUCH-080910 iPod Touch], as they are the best iPod's to have Podstar and stuff. I have [http://www.apple.com/iphone/ a cell phone], it is kind of just a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi-touch touch] phone with a buit-in itouch. I know all this through that the Nano was my first MP3 Player. Hope that helps! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 20:59, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

File talk:House102.jpg

Mas12806 — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:16:48 GMT

Mas12806: /*Image_talk:House102.jpg*/Comment.

Could someone add [[Strong Mad's Room]] to the black space? {{User:Mas12806/sig}}

Talk:Strong Bad claiming to be awesome

Mas12806 — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 16:09:23 GMT

Mas12806: Reply for Dr. Clash and those other ips.

So, I thought this might be worth documenting... It's kinda like blatant lies, but the distinction is that it focuses on this one specific type. Also, it could include the cases in which the claim isn't explicitly contradicted (except by our preexisting knowledge of Strong Bad's "grandiose" tendencies) -[[Special:Contributions/132.183.138.37|132.183.138.37]] 18:32, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
:I'm pretty sure there's already a page like this in need of a rename, something like Strong Bad being Lame. I can't find it, though. {{User:Dr._Clash/sig}} 20:55, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
::Is this page even needed? I mean this is just a Running Gag. This should be '''Moved''' or '''Deleted'''.--- [[User:Record307]]
Yes I agree, which is why I put the "To Be Discussed" template on the article. I seriously think this is a nonsense page. [[Special:Contributions/132.183.138.37|132.183.138.37]] has done many edits and should be promted to create an account. [[Special:Contributions/132.183.138.37|132.183.138.37]] made this page. Adding the TBD template will alert all sysops. {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 03:38, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
:I think nonsense page is the wrong word. Granted, content hasn't been added yet, and even if it had, the necessity of documentation is debatable, but it's not nonsense. (BTW, I'm 132whatever; I have a non-static IP. I do have an account, but I haven't logged into it lately.) -[[Special:Contributions/128.103.10.17|128.103.10.17]] 08:44, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
::Delete.
I say this page should just redirect to [[Strong Bad being lame]], while that page gets a new name. {{User:Dr._Clash/sig}} 14:50, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
:Yeah when I said nonsense, I meant it doesen't seem like an appreciated page, and it does not showcase an imporntant part of the Wiki. Basically, it is no help. So, redirect it is then? {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 16:09, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Strong Bad claiming to be awesome

Mas12806 — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:38:19 GMT

Mas12806: /*Talk:Strong Bad claiming to be awesome*/Comment for Recrod307.

Potate

Mas12806 — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:36:13 GMT

Mas12806: /*Potate*/Strong Bad calls it Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps in retirement, so I added that.

[[Image:Potate_bag.png|thumb|right|210px|Early morning Potate]]
'''Potate''' is the resident brand name of certain potatoes and potato chips in [[Free Country, USA]]. In the [[Old-Timey]] cartoons, [[Sickly Sam]] normally wears a Potate bag instead of a shirt. [[Strong Bad]] is also occasionally seen wearing one on his hand or his head when he wakes up. It is apparently one of the many [[The King of Town's Food|foods]] that [[The King of Town]] enjoys eating, as it has been seen stored in his [[King of Town's Castle|pantry]].

In [[retirement]], Potate, as well as many other brands of chippety-chomps (including [[Chippies!]] and "Flavored Triangles") are seemingly Strong Bad's anti-depressant medication. He gets the chips at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] with a prescription. In [[retirement|this sbemail]] it is seemingly known to be called Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps, according to [[Strong Bad]].

== Appearances ==
===Modern===
*Email [[morning routine]]
*Email [[the bet]]
*Email [[cheatday]]
*Email [[garage sale]] ''(out of frame in the swf file)''
*Email [[retirement]]
*[[Why Come Only One Girl?]]
*[[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
*[[Homestar Ruiner]]

===Old-Timey===
*[[Parsnips A-Plenty]]
*[[Ballad of The Sneak]]
*[[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] (Easter egg)
*[[That A Ghost]]

== See Also ==
*[[Chippies!]]
*[[Potatoes]]

[[Category:Food and drinks]]

User:Mas12806/sig

Mas12806 — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:04:53 GMT

Mas12806: /*User:Mas12806/sig*/Decemberween is over, back to old sig, but changed.

—[[User:Mas12806|Mas12806]] ([[User talk:Mas12806|talk]]'''·'''[[Special:Contributions/Mas12806|contribs]])

User:Mas12806

Mas12806 — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:52:53 GMT

Mas12806: /*User:Mas12806*/Notice for IRC. Userbox notice later.

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<tr align="center"><td style="border-top:1px solid gray;">[[User_talk:Mas12806|Talk]] | [[Special:Emailuser/Mas12806|Email]]</td></tr>
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==Introduction==
Hello, I am Mike. Not Mike Chapman.
===About Me===
I am just a regular online kind of guy located in Maryland, USA. I had visited the Wiki for a few weeks before I joined, seeing how helpful it was to me, so I joined up to help out. I'm proud of everything here, all the articles, images, templates, media, links.
[[Image:Telltale Games logo.png|thumb|right|TellTale Games Logo. They made SBCG4AP so I just put it here!]]
I am quite proud of HomeStarRunner.com, and wish for it to stay up for a long time. Mainly, that would keep this database up.
I posses of '''all''', full games of [[SBCG4AP]] on my [[Wii|Nintendo Wii]], along with every free demo of the games on my Mac. I have beaten them all via the Walkthrough's on the Wiki. They should make it compatible with Nintendo DS and plenty of other gaming consoles.

I've got a well technical understanding of the Wiki, so feel free to [[User_talk:Mas12806|contact me]], edit my talk page, and add your question, comment or concern about the Wiki in any part of the page if your not comfortable writing an [[Special:Listusers/bureaucrat|admin]]. I am available 24/7, as in, you write me on my talk, I'll defenitly reply, just not right away. Within a day. For a reply, '''check my talk page'''. Do not check your talk, as it is best to keep conversations in one place. Anyway...
Look what I've done for the Wiki. [[Special:Contributions/Mas12806|Look]] at it:
===Userspace Subpages===
*'''[[User:Mas12806/sig|My Signature]]'''
*'''[[User_talk:Mas12806/sig|My Signature's Talk Page]]'''
[[Image:Wikistress3D 3 v3.jpg|thumb|right|150px|My current stress level: My God!]]
===Pages I've Started===
*'''[[Office of The Brothers Chaps]]'''
(I started it)
*'''[[Dana Swanson]]'''
*'''[[Jim and Rosy Chapman]]'''
*'''[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Hsr_webmail.jpg My Personal Image]''':
*'''[[Snake Boxer]]''' (I changed the redirect because Snake Boxer '''''5''''' means there is more than just one.)
You see? Great pages!
==External Links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Mas12806 My Wikipedia User Page]
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Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance

Mas12806 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:15:58 GMT

Mas12806: /*Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance*/Add on about what it is in the packs.

[[Image:Redflavoredfluffypuff.png|thumb|"Oh, when it's done, it's tons of fun! J-E-L a-Ton!"]]
[[Homestar Runner]] was given a lifetime supply of '''[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|Fluffy Puff]] Translucent Dessert Related Substance''' as a payment for the Fluffy Puff commercials he had done in the past. He filled the entire [[Swimming Pool]] with it when it was too cold to swim. [[Strong Bad]], Homestar and [[The Poopsmith]] ended up getting stuck in it. Eventually, [[The King of Town]] saved them by drinking all of it up. Its mascot is a red gelatin variation of [[Marshie]] called [[Gel-arshie]].

It is mainly just a few paper packs labeled "'''Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance'''", them being filled with red powder. And like usual Jelaton, mixing it with water would create red Jello. The dessert made a reappearance in [[Homestar Ruiner]], where it was referred to as "Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton". [[Coach Z]] mails some to Homestar as a consolation prize for losing the Tri-Annual Race to the End of This Race, but Strong Bad uses the substance to help cheat in the race.

The dessert also appeared in [[8-Bit Is Enough]], in which it is referred to by both of its previously given names.

== Known Flavors ==
*[[Color flavored|Red-Flavored]]

== Appearances ==
*Email [[winter pool]]
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] (as '''Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton''')
*[[8-Bit Is Enough]]

[[Category:Food and drinks]][[Category:Fluffy Puff]]