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Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10

LePorello — Sun, 27 Dec 2020 20:22:11 GMT

LePorello: /* Stage 10.5 Guide */

== Level 10 - LASTIMOST! ==
''The final challenge awaits in an evil laircastle cavebase'' 
Stinkoman finally confronts the final level! (Took him long enough!)

=== Stage 10.1 (Transcript) ===

''{Pan up the castle with Stinkoman's silhouette in front of it, then cut to a closeup of Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...MMMM. STUMMY FULLA PRAWNS...ZZZ...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle, with lightning flashes; then to the shadowy figure's lair}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' UM. IS HE EVER GOING TO COME INSIDE?

''{Pan over to 1-Up and Pan Pan. 1-Up has blond hair and a full beard.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' I GREW A PRODIGIOUS BEARD!

''{The beard shines, and a bunch of small pandas suddenly appear around Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND PANPAN HAD A HUNDRED BABIES.

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' EWWW!

''{Cut to Stinkoman, who is nodding off.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...

''{A lightning bolt strikes and he suddenly jerks awake.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HUH-WAH?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! I FEEL ASLEEP!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I SHOULD PROBABLY START HEADING INTO THAT FORTRESS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!!

''{Cut to behind him, in silhouette. He's not moving.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' COMIN' UP HERE...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' PRETTY SOON.

''{Cut to the Shadowy Figure, who has completely lost his patience.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARGH-TWICE! JUST SEND HIM TO THE END BOSS AREADY!!

''{He presses a red button marked "TRAP THE DOOR". Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan, panicking.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! HE TRAPPED THE DOOR!

''{Cut to Stinkoman. A trapdoor opens from underneath him and he falls through.}''

=== Stage 10.1 Boss: Worst End Boss Ever (Guide) ===
It looks as if Strong Bad's prediction as to what the end boss looks like was correct. Fortunately, the Worst End Boss Ever is a joke boss- he only takes five hits to defeat, and most of his attacks aren’t aimed at Stinkoman.

Once you reduce this totally-not-end-boss to scrap, the Shadowy Figure will appear again and flee, and Stinkoman will chase after him.

=== Stage 10.1 Guide ===

* You start off facing a line of eight Denholms marching their way directly to Stinkoman's spawn point. Fortunately, they only last one hit apiece, so blast 'em before starting forward.
* Shoot across the small gap to take out the Denholm before jumping to the next platform, then repeat with the two Denholms on the following platform.
* On the next raised platform is a Yekop. Jump and shoot it (or just stand and shoot it; you can hit the lowest Yekop skull without going up to its platform) until it's gone, then move onward.
* Ahead is a crumbling platform and a Lorber. Wait until the Lorber turns its back, then jump up to the crumbling platform and the Lorber's platform. Three shots in the back will take him out.
* Either shoot down the Growtan on the next platform or ignore it and jump over it. You have the choice to either go down a set of platforms to the right or up a ladder made of rib bones.
** If you go down the platform stairs, you'll find a crumbling platform with a capsule and a timed platform. Taking the timed platform up will reveal an extra life below another crumbling platform, but the timed platform won't lift you high enough to reach it.
* Go up the ladder and quickly shoot out the Yekop, ducking back down the ladder if it pinches you in.
** Heading right will reveal that timed platform and extra life again, but trying to make the leap, you'll find you can't quite reach it. Back up the ladder with you!
* Instead, shoot the two Denholms before jumping to the platform on the left, then another Denholm on the next leftward platform. From here, jump to get your blasts over the Growtan's skull, taking out the Lorber, being sure to move under the raised wave of cannon fire when it comes your way.
* Jump up the stairs and make your way along the small line of platforms, aiming your jumps so as not to fall into the floor of Porchis and drills below.
* Once past the sharp things, quickly duck under the stairs to avoid the fish-looking Rightade. Ignore the Rightade, then climb the stairs and shoot the Thurgood Each until it pops, allowing access to the ladder.
* Climb the ladder, lounging on the rungs to shoot out the two Denholms and Lorber to the right. Climb back down the ladder to avoid the Lorber's bullets.
* Once the three enemies have been defeated, go up the ladder and up the platforms to the right, dropping down to where the baddies had been lingering. Head right and (surprise!) two more Denholms and another Lorber are hanging out on the next platform. Shoot them, moving under the Lorber's shots when required.
* Hop over to their platform and move right. Going up and over a wall nets you a capsule with the sight of an extra life above you.
* Move right and don't stop firing. Your fist blasts will take out the Soup Dibs being fired by a nearby Plonth, and will also eliminate the Plonth, damaging it when the Soup Dibs aren't taking the shots.
* Hop on the timed platform when it's at its lowest. It's possible to time your jump to ride all the way up to the platform on the right, but much easier to hop off to the left as a resting point.
** Additionally, shooting out or leaping over the Growtans and moving left will net you that extra life. Be careful when reaching the end of the platform, as a Kolkaryu will ambush you. Just drop down, grabbing the extra life, and quickly head right and out of range of the Kolkaryu's bullets.
* Once on the column on the right, move right to the next platform. Wait until the Rightade starts moving right, then drop off the left side of the platform and start blasting. The Thurgood Each will spit out more Rightades as each is destroyed, but a continuous stream of blasts will eliminate them all.
* Break through the crumbling platform where the Thurgood Each was sitting. In New Mode, you'll land on the checkpoint flag.
** At this point, you have the option to break through the crumbling platform in front of the checkpoint flag to get the extra life below it. This will drop you to the crumbling platform with the capsule and the set of platforms to the right of the very first ladder, making for a long walk back. But if the enemies are destroyed, all it costs is time.
* Drop down to the right and jump to shoot out the flying Lorber (called a Mistletooth) to the right.
* Quickly fall left to the next platform, then off the left edge of the platform. From here, shoot right to take out the Yekop.
* The Growtans can be shot out, but since you're on crumbling platforms, it's much simpler to jump over them when they're lowered. Make your way right along the line of crumbling platforms, hopping over the Growtans, before making it to sturdier ground.
* Here are five Denholms, all of which can be quickly taken out, and a Lorber on the top platform, which can be eliminated or ignored. Jump or shoot out the Growtan on the right.
** Down the ladder is a capsule, if you need it.
* As soon as the timed platform reaches its leftmost point, jump on. Fire a shot to the right to remove the Denholm, then jump to the right platform before your footing vanishes. Repeat with the next platform moving up, being sure to take out the Denholm on your landing area.
* To your right are three timed platforms moving up and down, along with one moving left and right below all of them. You're likely hosed if you fall, so instead, jump on all three platforms as they are moving up, making sure to watch the timer so you don't tumble.
* From the right platform, jump from as high a point as you can. You'll likely miss the platform, but be sure to grab the ladder before falling to either death or respawn. Climb the ladder.
* At the top of the ladder, the Shadowy Figure will appear and fire three balls at you. Dodge them and move right.
* You'll quickly meet a rectangle-faced stick figure named Val Yancey, who will always charge in your direction. Shoot her and hop onto the small platform to dodge her, dropping and shooting her between avoidances.
* Once Val Yancey is gone, head right to the flag, dodging or avoiding one last set of Shadowy Figure shots along the way.

=== Stage 10.2 Guide ===
* As with the start of the previous stage, shoot out the line of three Denholms marching in your direction before heading right and taking out the Yekop.
* Move forward until you meet a line of five hidden Growtans. It's possible to time your run so that you pass over all five Growtans as they're lowered. It's also possible to shoot them all. Do whatever's easier.
* Keep going, shooting the line of four Denholms, then the Plonth and Soup Dibs atop a crumbling platform.
* Drop through the crumbling platform, grabbing the capsule, before landing in... Level 1?
* Wherever this is, you're now on a set of stairs with Jaros on the steps below. Shoot them all as they hop up, making your way to the ground. (There's another Jaro on the ground that needs shootin'.)
* Climb the ladder and shoot the Chorch. Hop over left, dodging the Browntant's bullets and shooting him as well.
* From the Browntant's ladder, shoot the three Greggos on the left, looking right after the shots to negate their invulnerability. Climb the Greggos' platforms, then take the moving platforms to a trapdoor. Hop onto the trapdoor (avoiding the drill above it) and onto the platform on the left, shooting the Chorch in the process.
* Climb down the ladder. Slay the Browntant (climbing the ladder to avoid its shots) and grab a capsule.
* Unfortunately, there's another Browntant on the left. Shoot or avoid it, then shoot out the Greggo on the ground.
* There's another crumbling platform here. Smash through it, picking up the extra life, to find yourself in... Level 2?
* You might have a good idea as to what's going on here now. If you fell where the extra life was, you should land on a safe stove between two Lundsfords. Move right, avoiding the Lundsford's flame, then hop on the fridge and onto the rising platform. You can ignore the Terrell and the two bottles of Tortan.
** Alternatively, you can shoot the Terrell, run past the Tortans, and shoot through the wall at some of the enemies in the next section.
* Ride to the upper platform, shooting out the Grundy, then make your way past the three drills. Hop down the two hovering platforms on the right to meet a clump of ''five Stobats''. (Along with a couple of Grundys.)
** If you ran past the Tortans earlier, you could have reduced them to one Stobat by shooting through the wall while jumping.
[[Image:stobatquintet.png|thumb|The dreaded Stobat Quintet.]]
* Drop down to the left, out of range of any flying chicken bones. Shoot out the Grundys and Stobats, picking up a capsule hiding behind the poultry cluster.
* Climb the platforms and retracting ladders on the right, then hop the sporks at the top of the platforms. Head down the platforms and ladders (watch out for the Browntant on the left), being careful of the Rose Blakes on the ground. A Kolkaryu will meet you between the Rose Blakes; stand directly underneath it to avoid its shots.
* Once the Kolkaryu passes, pass over the right Rose Blake when it's black and cool, then hop on the edge of the Lundsford to avoid its flame. When the flame is out, pass it to reach another crumbling platform and capsule.
* This platform drops you into a facsimile of Level 4, onto a checkpoint flag (in New Mode) and directly in front of a blastable Frotzer. As you move left, a Poorbt will appear; jump its fist and shoot it. Jump the platforms, shooting the Gokul.
* When on the Gokul's platform, a Gaspeau will speed at you; shoot it. Then ride the moving platform over the floor of Pooru-Pooru and past the Pink Cham Cham's lasers.
** If shot off the platform, ''run left''. Another Poorbt will come at you when you clear the field of Pooru-Pooru.
* Hop off the riding platform and you'll be on the mooooooon! A Bendini Sister will come directly at your platform, so hit the floor.
* Climb the ladder to find a Chorch, a capsule, and a Bluetant. Grab the pill and shoot the enemies, then take the moving platform (dodging the Bendini Sister).
** Alternately, move left past the ladder and through the trio of Piedmonts.
* As you approach the next crumbling platform, an Astromund will charge you; hop it, then make your way down the next crumbling platform into the Flying Cloud Zone.
* Climb the evaporating clouds and shoot down the Protek on the long cloud platform. Run right, moving against the conveyor belt while dodging the Stafulter. Climb onto the next cloud (avoiding the Stothos' shots from across the level gap) and drop down to the floor.
** There's a capsule to the left, behind a Postlethwaite and a floor Porchi.
* Fortunately, you won't freeze to square in this ice zone, but there's still a Stothos here that needs to go. Shoot it from the rising platform before hopping to its location. Move right and get on the platform moving left to right.
** There's another capsule here. From this moving platform, get on the platform going up and down and shoot out the Stothos on the left. Hop on the set of platforms leading up to the capsule, shooting the single My Benj on the capsule platform itself.
* Fall off to the right, avoiding the three My Benj on the ground. Move left so your bullets can hit the My Benj, then take out the Biztar on the collapsing platform once clear.
* When you hit the crumbling platform, a Fullbide will fly at you from the left, so shoot it out before dropping to the next level.
* In your small glitched-out landing space, fall through the reverse trapdoor into a small hole, from where you can safely shoot the Plonth on the left (ignore the Soup Dibs) and the Mistletooth on the right.
* Back in Level 10, climb the rib ladder and grab the capsule atop the column. Jump and shoot the Downtant before climbing onto the rising and falling platform.
* Drop onto the floor below the platform and meet another Val Yancey. Jump over it as it charges between shots until your fifth hit takes it out.
* Move left and the Shadowy Figure will fire another blast of three shots at you; dodge them before hopping on the timed platform. Ride it to the top of the column, then drop left onto the crumbling platform.
* Break through this final crumbling platform, hug the left wall for a capsule, and prepare to meet...

=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Transcript) ===

''{A spotlight opens in a black screen. Stinkoman falls from it and makes a three-point landing.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THREE POINT STANCE PANTS.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HELLO? I'M HERE TO GET MY RED BUTTON REVENGE!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND RESCUE THOSE OTHER CHARACTERS I GUESS.

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' THAT'S LIKE US!!

''{The still-silhouetted shadowy figure emerges.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN...

''{Cut to Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHOW YOURSELF, MYSTERIOUS SILHOUETTE-O!

''{Cut to the shadowy figure, as the the shadows recede. He resembles an anime version of Coach Z wearing a huge red cape and pauldrons.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM...

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Z SABRE!!

''{He holds up a zig-zagged sword menacingly. Cut to Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE YOU WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE? BECAUSE IT LOOKS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' LIKE YOU ARE WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM WEARING A MAJESTIC CAPE AND THE SHOULDER THINGIES

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE CALLED PAULDRONS YOU SIMPLETON!!

''{He slashes three times, making a Z pattern. He hits Stinkoman, who collapses. Cut to 1-Up.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOOOOO!!

''{Cut to Z Sabre, who again raises his sword.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND NOW TO TAKE MY RIGHT-FULLY PLACE AS "THE GUY!"

''{Cut to 1-Up}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINOKMAN! MOUTH CATCH!!

''{He picks up the "Power Crunch" and throws it. Triumphant music starts to play. Stinkoman catches the "Crunch" in his mouth and swallows it.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' CRUNCH!

''{He is renewed and strikes a dramatic pose. My Benz start to float upwards. The "Making small rocks float up off the ground!" sound clip plays.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAKING SMALL ROCKS FLOAT UP OFF THE GROUND!

''{He suddenly becomes muscular and jumps upward with a flash of bright light.}''

=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Guide) ===

With the effects of the Power Crunch, Stinkoman is now super buff, allowing him to jump much higher. You are going to need it. Z Sabre has four attacks at his disposal that he uses at random.
* The first is a horizontal charge that can be avoided by jumping over him as long as you are not too far toward the edge of the screen; otherwise, you will land on him and take damage.
* The second will have him jump up and strike below him. To dodge this attack, simply run in the opposite direction, and his attack will fall short.
* The third will have him launch a wave projectile across the arena. This is probably the simplest to avoid by simply jumping over the wave.
* The fourth will have him hover above the arena and shoot three volleys of triple-shot projectiles before landing and taunting. To avoid it, start running in his direction when his cape shows up.

Z Sabre cannot be hit when he's not attacking, so the main focus of the fight should be dodging and returning counter-fire. He is vulnerable for a short period after each attack. After seven hits, Z Sabre will be down and a cutscene will play, but it's not [[Videro Games|congraturation]] time yet...

=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Transcript) ===

[[Image:Stinkoman vs Z Sabre.png|right|thumb]]

''{Stinkoman and Z Sabre jump toward each other. Stinkoman charges an attack...}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' DOT...DOT...DOT!!

''{...and lets lose a huge shot. Z Sabre is hit and falls backwards in a heap. His sword plants itself in the ground near him. Cut to a closeup of Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND SO BEGENDS THE LAST MOST CHALLENGE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre, as a laughing sound effect is heard.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' HA. HA. HA. IF I CAN'T BE THE GUY, THEN NO ONE CAN!

''{He shakes his fist. Cut to a sliding door that opens, as a giant red clawed foot slams down. Cut back to Z Sabre.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' SAY HELLO TO MY PET INSIDE QUOTES!

''{Trogdor-like music plays as we cut back to the red claw, now joined by a second, and pan up the "pet", revealing it to be a robotic version of Trogador. Cut back to a shocked Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MECHA-TROGADOR?!?!

=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Guide) ===

The boss arena contains two timer platforms: one vertical and one horizontal. Mecha-Trogador occupies nearly the entire right half of the screen and walks to the left and right.

Mecha-Trogador has four attacks at his disposal that always activate in order:
* A talon will shoot off from one of Mecha-Trogador's feet (two talons in succession when he is down to his last 3 hits). This can easily be avoided by jumping or standing on one of the timer platforms.
* Mecha-Trogador's Beefy Arm will track Stinkoman vertically before charging across the screen. When you see his arm pointing at Stinkoman, prepare to either jump onto the platforms, or walk off them, depending where the arm is aimed. If the arm is set on the ground, you can simply jump over the fist.
* The green bar on Mecha-Trogador's neck will begin lighting up, accompanied by a charging-up sound. When all the lights are on, Mecha-Trogador will use his Atomic Breath to cover the floor in flames temporarily. Jumping onto the highest platform is the only guaranteed way to avoid it. However, if he has moved all the way toward the right, you can avoid the flames even from the floor.
* One of Mecha-Trogador's nostrils will "open" and fire a Browntant bullet upward left. It is easy to avoid by walking leftward off the topmost platform, or jumping rightward over the bullet.

To defeat Mecha-Trogador, climb up to his eyes and deal 3 hits of damage to them. This will cause his eyes to shut and the Crystal Heart of Mecha-Trogador in his chest to expose itself periodically. Climb down and deal 3 hits of damage to it, and his eyes will open up once more. This is easiest from the floor. Focus on anticipating and avoiding his attacks, taking shots when you get the opportunity. You'll have to do this process 3 times (18 hits in total) to finally slay Trogdor...'s impostor's impostor.

=== Stage 10.5 (Transcript) ===

''{Mecha-Trogador explodes, bringing the whole castle down around him. Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN! THE CRYSTAL HEART OF MECHA-TROGADOR IS ABOUT TO ASPLODE!

''{All sound immediately cuts out as the camera pans to a computer showing Vector Strong Bad's face.}''

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY! QUIT BIGHTENING MY STYLE!

''{Cut to Stinkoman as the sound effects return.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I'LL FIND A WAY OUT! YOU TWO MEET ME IN THE NEXT CUTSCENE SAFE AND SOUND!

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' GREAT PLAN!!

''{The two head off.}''

=== Stage 10.5 Guide ===

That must have been a load bearing dragon; the base is crumbling and 90 seconds away from exploding. Make your way to the Stinkowing to escape. The effects of the Power Crunch have worn off so your jumps are back to normal.
* Hop the platforms up and to the right. Grab a capsule on the right if you need it.
* Get on the timed platform as it's rising, then go up-rightward along the next set of platforms.
* Hop up to the next timed platform, then quickly onto the trapdoor and onto the platform above it and to the right. Keep going up-right until you see another trapdoor below a ladder; jump on the trapdoor, then climb the ladder. Take the extra life on the right if you want.
* From the platform at the top of the ladder, jump and shoot the Browntant, then jump leftward from the crumbling platform to the Browntant's platform. Climb the ladder.
* Atop this ladder, jump right to the platform. Like in 10.1, jump on the timed platforms on the way up; unlike in 10.1, there's a trapdoor at the end on the timed platforms. Jump on it, then quickly jump to the top of the column.
* From here, just fall all the way down to the floor, then run right and to the Stinkowing to fly your way to the credits!

=== Final Cutscene ===

''{The Stinkowing flies away from the exploding castle before it completely collapses. Cut to the three heroes, looking out at it. 1-Up's hair and beard suddenly blow away in the wind. Cut to behind them, as Mecha-Trogador bursts out of the castle's wreckage.}''

'''STINKOMAN AND 1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WHAAH AND BLAAH!

''{But Mecha-Trogador continues exploding, finally blowing up for good. Seven colored crystals are seen being thrown from him as the heroes look on.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THE CRYSTAL SHARDS OF MECHA-TROGADOR SCATTERED AND SMOTHERED ACROSS PLANET K.

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WE SHOULD PROLLY MAKE SURE NO ONE TRIES TO REASSEMBLE THEM.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY SAYING-WORDS-GUY! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA FOR A SEQUEL OR MAYBE AN ANIMATED SERIES!

'''OFFSCREEN VOICE:''' ''{subtitled}'' YEAH!

''{Pan over to show Marzi-Mei and Cheatball standing nearby.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAYBE YOU CAN ACTUALLY INCLUDE US THIS TIME!

''{Marzi-Mei's eye glows.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHING!

''{Cut to an amused Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MARZI-MEI AND CHEATBALL?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I MAY BE WAY OFF BASE HERE BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE A BY-THE-NUMBERS CASE OF SOMEONE ASKING ME FOR A

''{He doesn't finish the sentence. Cut to a black "THE END" screen, but it's interrupted by a cut to Z Sabre emerging from the castle's wreckage. His left eye is now scarred over and the bottom of his face is scarred, revealing a mouth. A laughing sound effect is played.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW I HAVE A MOUUUUTH!

''{Cut back to "THE END", followed by the credits}''

=== Credits ===

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Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5

LePorello — Fri, 25 Dec 2020 17:04:24 GMT

LePorello: /* Stage 5.2 (Guide) */

==Level 5- OH, THE MOON!==
''"[[1-Up]] proves he's just not a kid. But can he be The Guy?"'' 
1-Up continues his search for [[Pan Pan]] on the moon. As can be expected, there are numerous dangers he must brave before 1-up can fight his first challenge.

===Stage 5.1 (Transcript)===
[[Image:level5intro.png|thumb|Can 1-Up be the guy too?]]
''{Cut to view of the city.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN HEADQUARTERS... ''{the headquarters sparkle just a bit as the familiar (CHING!) noise is made.}''

''{Cut to inside of Stinkoman headquarters. Stinkoman is playing a video game. 1-Up walks in from the right.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' I NEED YOUR HELP RESCUING PAN PAN! I'M JUST A KID! MAYBE WHEN I'M OLDER...

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' NO WAY. I HELPED YOU OUT ON LEVEL 4. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN ON THIS ONE.

''{the camera zooms in to a shot of 1-Up's face}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' GULP! ''{he shows surprise}''

''{1-Up exits the building like Stinkoman did in level 3. He then walks ahead, and the scenery suddenly changes to the moon's surface, the two different areas divided by just a line. 1-Up does not seem perturbed by this sudden change.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW I'M ON THE MOOOOOOON! ''{makes a happy face}''

''{The same level start scene is shown with 1-Up instead of Stinkoman, and the words, "TRY LEVEL 5.1" at the bottom.}''

''{As the level begins, the following words are projected across the screen for a few seconds.}''
START PLAY!

===Stage 5.1 (Guide)===
Some things you should know about 1-Up are:

*He jumps and runs just like Stinkoman, but with more wild abandon. He runs somewhat slower than Stinkoman. However, he jumps much higher.
*He can't shoot. He can, however, kick, and spin kick in midair if you hold down the fire key. He can do a Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku on the ground if you hold the fire key and left/right directional key down. Hurricane kicking is vital sometimes.
*1-Up takes twice as long climbing ladders. You can kick left or right while climbing with the appropriate directional key and the fire key. You can speed up his ascent of ladders by having him jump from the bottom of them and then start pressing the up arrow key to climb the rest of the way.
*If 1-Up is left idle for a few seconds, he falls asleep and blows a snot bubble instead of yawning.
*The meteors, called "Bendini Sisters," have preset trigger areas, so remember where they are just in case you have to redo a level. They only happen once per life, though. The interesting thing is that they trigger before you enter their range of attack. Meaning if you progress slowly, they will strike just short of where you are.
**If you backtrack through the level, Bendini Sisters WILL REAPPEAR. The only time this actually matters is during the capsule loop near the end of 5.2, where you will be attacked by two of them when you return to the ladder after the three difficult pit jumps.
*Astromunds can be kicked in the back, but why bother?
*1-Up, being better at jumping can reach Kolkaryu, but like Stinkoman, can't destroy them.

Now moving on:

*First, plow your way across a field of Bendini Sisters. After that, make sure you kick the Chorch under the platform, but be sure he's in range. 1-Up's attack only works close up where he can reach.
*Climb up the ladder and you'll meet a Browntant. Dodge his attack and get close enough to kick him.
*Get on the moving platform. Be careful. An Astromund is coming. Since you can't attack it, just jump over it. Then be aware of the Kolkaryu coming up. Stay under it until it disappears.
*Grab the power crunch and get on the conveyor belt that looks like it came right off Stlunko. Watch out for the Old Sages. Another Astromund is coming. Look for the gap in the Old Sages and jump over it using this gap. Start spinkicking in place and let the conveyor belt guide you through the Chorch cluster.
*Before you hit the Old Sages on the wall, go down the ladder. Watch for the Jaro below.
*A Piedmont is over the ladder you need to get down. In general, flashing red lasers are bad. Wait for it to stop, then climb down.
*Watch out for the trapdoor. Just like in level 1.2, jump down when it's up, then jump onto solid ground immediatly.
*Another Bendini sister is coming. Dodge and move on.
*Uh-oh, an Uptant. Jump over his attack and kick him. Beware! He shoots out 5 shots in 5 different directions.
*Grab the well deserved capsule on the other side. Climb the ladder up. Don't go to the right just yet, it'll be explained.
**Right: there is a Browntant shooting. Don't bother. Just dodge while jumping on the trapdoors on the right times. Grab the capsule and turn back.
*Climb up the ladder and you'll meet some Chorches. Just kick 'em.
*Jump over the two Astromunds and be aware of the Downtants. Stay out of their range. (They aren't as simple as normal Kolkaryus. You need to be a little off to the side to survive).
*While you are running under the Downtants, an Astromund will run to you. Jump over him.
*Jump on the platform. Another Bendini sister will come. Stay to the left.
*Two Browntants side by side, really close together will fire. Jump at the right time(when one is flashing) and go down the ladder.
*Grab the capsule resting on the ladder. Jump onto the conveyor belt and keep running. It faces left to a pit.
*There is a Piedmont. Jump off the first conveyor when he is off and proceed.
*Keep passing the conveyors. Be carful of a Downtant above you. Stay out of the way. Watch out for the Jaro under the Downtant.
*Jump to the next conveyor and jump the Astromund. Watch for the Bendini Sister near the ladder.
*When you climb down, you will meet 3 Chorches. Either kick the crap out of them or jump to the right off the ladder.
*Watch for two more Bendini Sisters as you get to the flag.
*1-Up will turn to gold as you finish the level!

===Stage 5.2 (Transcript)===
''{The same level start scene is shown with the words, "TRY LEVEL 5.2" at the bottom.}''

''{As the level begins, the following words are projected across the screen for a few seconds.}''
<pre>START PLAY!</pre>

===Stage 5.2 (Guide)===
* Climb up the ladders, avoiding the Downtants' fire.
**If you want to get out of there easily, the right ladders are safe, but for the left ones you should wait next to them until the shot is gone, then jump reach.
**Another way is to stand there on the right side, the bullets pass through you. After each shot, you can jump and hold up and the attack button and the Downtant you are attacking will be damaged. Do that once more and it will die. If you have a good timing you can jump AT THE RIGHT TIME to kill it before it shoots again, but it is risky due to its temporary invulnerability.
** If you get hurt on the way up the ladders you can jump off at the left for a capsule. Since you have to go back up the ladders, after getting the capsule, it makes sense to attack the Downtants so as to avoid risking injury after restoring your health.
* As soon as you reach the top of the ladders, walk off of the platform to the right ('''do not jump!''') As long as you keep pushing right until you reach the ground, you will avoid all of the spikes.
* After running right, jump on to the first conveyor belt, wait for the Uptant to attack, jump to the next conveyor belt, and quickly jump to the standing platform.
** If you go up (which is easier and less risky), jump again and climb the ladder on the right, and jump to the moving platform between the Uptant's fire.
** Jump up to the conveyor belts and start traveling to the left. Beware of the three Astromunds that come at you! Just jump over them and get to the next platform.
** You can get across the moving platforms more quickly if you jump across them. The backwards traction doesn't have any effect while you aren't touching them, including while you are jumping over them.
** On that platform, there will be a Chorch waiting for you. Kick it and jump down the ladder.
***It's much easier to jump off the right side of the platform, you can easily clear the Piedmonts and Kolkaryu.
***If you feel like taking on the traps, hit jump while on the ladder to drop straight down.
* Move to the Piedmont, but move back quickly to avoid the Kolkaryu.
* Go between the Piedmonts and jump to avoid the Kolkaryu (there may be other ways to avoid him.)
* Take the capsule; you can't come back and get it later.
* If you go on the top platform:
** Avoid the Bendini Sister and the Kolkaryu when crossing the next platform.
** On the moving platform, jump over the spike and avoid the Piedmont's attack.
** Jump off.
* If you take the lower middle platform:
** Dodge the Bendini Sister.
** Back up when the Astromund attacks.
** Dodge the Kolkaryu (not his attacks) and don't stay a little to its left (that's where it leaves).
** Jump over the Old Sage and take the capsule hidden behind it.
* If you take the bottom platform:
** Dodge the Bendini Sister, Piedmont, and Kolkaryu's attacks.
*** There's a capsule on the end of the second platform hidden behind the small platform. Get it on the way down.
* An easy way to pass the 4-platform section is to start on the top one, and then instead of jumping over the spike, just walk in front of the preceding conveyor belt to drop to the lower level - no spike!
** You can also jump up to the second level platforms, run right, and then jump up to the third level once you're to the right of the Browntant, but with plenty of time to clear the Astromund. You can also safely destroy the Browntant from behind, if you like.
* Dodge the Downtant's attacks and the Bendini Sisters. Jump over the pit.
* Dodge the Downtants' attacks and the Bendini Sisters, again. Jump over the pit.
* Run into the center and avoid the Kolkaryu's shots while moving to dodge the Downtants' bullets.
* Jump on the trapdoor and '''quickly''' jump off and onto the platform with the ladder. The next few parts are almost impossible.
* Walk over in the middle of the platform so you won't get hurt by the Downtant firing away. Two Bendini Sisters will attack, dodge them.
** If you go on the moving platform, get a nice big headache medicine. You probably need it. Don't go on the other side, unless you are up for a huge time waster; you can't reach the ladder.
* Climb the ladder, but be aware of the Downtant. This is hard. A best bet is to jump and climb. Then, in the middle of the ladder, you will be attacked by an Uptant and a Downtant. Grrrm!
* Kill the Uptant (and the Downtant if you want to; however, you will probably take damage).
** The Level 10 update added an extra life on the platform below the Downtant. It's very much worth a grab.
* In between the Piedmonts is another power crunch. Grab it, but be very careful.
* Don't go down; this is where the big time waster is. Go up.
* Be careful as you jump the first two platforms. There are Old Sages on the end. The rest don't, so remember to breathe, and use the force.
* Keep going down the stairs, but there will be an Uptant and a Downtant on one platform. Get away!
* When you are on the stair to the right of the two 'Tants, the rest of the stairs will turn left. Jump off to the right and you will land on solid ground.
* Jump the Astromund. If you need energy, go up and around the flag and grab the final capsule. Then Nebulon arrives.

===Level 5 Boss: Nebulon (Transcript)===
''{1-Up walks along the moon and sees Nebulon's eyeball}''

[[Image:Level 5 after boss.PNG|thumb|Hey, eyeball.]]
'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' HI EYEBALL. CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE THE END BOSS IS?

''{Nebulon rises up over 1-Up. Cut back to 1-Up}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' OK, COOL. JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN HE GETS HERE.

'''''At the beginning of fight...'''''

'''1-UP:''' I wanna be the guy too!

'''''After you defeat Nebulon...'''''

''{Nebulon is exploding, and 1-Up is in his victory pose}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' GET OUT OF HERE, NEBULON. NO ONE LIKES YOUR STYLE.

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' I FOUGHT MY VERY OWN CHALLENGE AND WON!!

''{A shadowy figure walks in front of 1-Up}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! THE SAME SILHOUETTE THAT KIDNAPPED PAN PAN!!

''{The shadowy figure grabs 1-Up and carries him off}''

===Level 5 Boss: Nebulon (Guide)===

* At the beginning of the fight, you can briefly hold right when respawning and land on the upper-left platform to begin the boss fight.
**This also works if you die and respawn with a new life.
* Nebulon constantly walks back and forth, which will really get irritating sometimes. Occasionally, he will open his mouth and let off a bunch of orange balls that hurt 1-Up.
* There are 4 moving platforms, the better to hit him with.
* As you may have guessed by the cutscene, his weak spot is his eyes. Each eye takes four hits, and you will win after they are both out of commission.
* Every time 1-Up kicks an eye, Nebulon uses his mouth to spray a powerful jet of air, forcing you back to the extreme left, in case you were thinking of landing another shot. You can slowly run against the current, but if you get pushed to the leftmost position onscreen, you can't escape that position until he stops. You can however hit the top eyeball from the highest platform and keep running against the current and hit Nebulon's lowest eye.
* The total amount of balls fired per attack is the number you have hit Nebulon plus one.
* You can hit the lower eye without jumping from a platform, but you need to get on a platform to get the upper eye. Nebulon also starts to walk back and forth faster after every shot.
* Try taking on the top eyeball first, as it may get too hard to reach it after beating the lower eye.
* Taking the bottom platform to the upper-left platform when Nebulon is on the right side of the screen appears to be the safest. You can jump-kick the top eye from that platform.
* Because you have to be close enough to hit his eyeball physically, be careful of bumping into Nebulon, which will hurt. Also, for the most part, you want to be attacking when he isn't shooting 1-Up. Keep some room between you and Nebulon during his attacks to dodge his shots.
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User:LePorello

LePorello — Fri, 25 Dec 2020 16:47:39 GMT

LePorello: /* My Proudest HRWiki Moments (and other stuff) */

<big><big><big>HALDO EVERYPEOPLES!</big></big></big> 
== About Me ==
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=== A Wikiday Greeting ===

Haldo!

My name's Matt, but you can call me LePorello. I joined the wiki on December 30 of 2005, which was the first day I found out that anonymous editing and new user registration had been re-implanted.

=== How I Got My Username ===

If you have to go here to figure this [[Quote of the Week|out]], you '''must''' have crap for brains. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], [[The Sneak]] is called "the [[Strong Man]]'s Leporello." (Sorry, it's not French!)

=== Personal Crap ===

As mentioned above, my name's Matt. I'm 19 years old and a big sports enthusiast, among other things. Ordinarily, I live in Connecticut, but I'm attending college in North Carolina. What else to add...hmmm.

=== My Introduction to Homestar ===

Sometime in late June/early July of [[The Cheat|'05]] (I'm not sure which, but [[modeling]] was the newest [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] at the time), my [[Trogador|friends]] Jacob, Zach, and Matt told me about the site. I was hooked. My first SBEmail (and the first thing I watched on the site) was [[virus]]. My first [[bottom 10|game]] was [[TROGDOR!]]

The next day, I looked all over for the site. I (embarrassingly) [[japanese cartoon|typed]] in the wrong [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough|URL]] several times before reaching the site. It took me a while to start watching the [[Toons|'toons]]. I only started when, while surfing [http://www.fark.com fark.com], I found [[Cool Things]]. (The description was "Strong Sad gets lucky".) I've been all over the site ever since.

=== My Introduction to the HRWiki ===

I don't know how long I had been on the site for when my [[Homestar Presents: Presents|sister]] started playing [[Peasant's Quest]]. She was stumped, so we Googled "peasant's quest walkthrough" and were brought here. I liked the site, so I looked up the URL and have been here ever since. I, however, decided to google "hr wiki" to get here and ended up at [[User:Venusy|Venusy's user page]]. My first edit (anonymously, of course) was the only goof for [[flag day]]. The day I planned to become a user was, however, the first day anonymous editing and new user registration were down. My waiting paid off and I am now a user.

=== Unscripted Hiatus ===

For about 3 years, I just stopped going onto H*R and the wiki. I have no idea how this happened. I just forgot about it, and eventually, I adjusted to life without Homestar.

=== Triumphant-ish Return ===

In February 2009, I was at a birthday party when a friend started talking about the site (someone had started singing "Trogdor"). I mentioned my hiatus and he gave me a brief description of [[email thunder]]. I stored this in my mind until May, when I started playing [[Peasant's Quest]] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]] again. Towards the end of June, I watched [[email thunder]], before going off on a short-term missions trip in Hartford. When I returned, [[hremail 3184]] had been released, and I spent an evening watching many SBEmails that I had missed. I'm glad to be back, though I'll most likely be much less active than in ye olden days of high activity.

=== My Personal Favorite Homestar Stuff ===
[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Oh, this thing is so cute. I want one.]]
*Fave [[Old-Timey]] [[Characters|Character]] — [[The Sneak]]
*Fave Present-Day Character — [[Homsar]]
*Fave [[20X6]] Character — [[Stinkoman]]
*Fave Other Character — The Cheat-Bot
*Fave [[Toons|Big Toon]] — [[Cool Things]]
*Fave Short — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Song — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Halloween Toon — [[Main Page|3]][[3 Times Halloween Funjob| Times Halloween Funjob]]
*Fave [[Decemberween]] Toon — [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Fave Other-Holiday Toon — [[Happy Trogday]]
*Fave [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] Toon — [[Everybody to the Limit]]
*Fave [[Games|Game]] — [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*Fave [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] — [[alternate universe]], [[hremail 3184]], [[rock opera]]
*Fave [[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote — VikingGuitar metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 music
*Fave Non-[[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough|—]] "Please don't dig up the grave." by [[Strong Bad]] from [[replacement]]
*Fave H*R Place — [[Club Technochocolate]]
*Fave Thing That Isn't Already a [[replacement|Fave]] — [[On Break]]

==== My Favorite User Quotes ====

*Homework...invented by someone who didn't have to do it. [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]
*I've got half a mind to get the other half of my mind back. [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
*It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians... [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
*There are two reasons I hate Valentine's Day. It used to be a holiday of love, a day of caring for the one you appreciated more than anyone else. Now it's just a commercial holiday used for selling crappily manufactured stuffed animals and heart-shaped candies that taste like chalk. Ew. And...I don't have a Valentine. So sad. [[User:Teh Frossty One|Teh Frossty One]]
*I feel like a bee in a broccoli.......wait— [[User:Seriously|Seriously]]
*Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick. [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|Thesmokingmonkey]]
*Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow. [[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

MORE TO COME

=== My Proudest H*R Moments ===

*Beating Stinkoman 20X6 (v7) without getting a Game Over![[Image:Level_7_after_boss.PNG|thumb|right|YOUR BOSS A SPLODE!!!!!]]

=== My Proudest HRWiki Moments (and other stuff) ===

*Transcribing the easter eggs for [[narrator]].
*Being one of several users to attack the Dr. Who vandal on 2/9/2006.
*Being first to discover the Quote of the Week for The Jolly Dumple.
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent Changes Patrol]](also on 2/9/2006).
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming Committee]] on 2/12/2006.
*Correctly guessing [[User:Ookelaylay|Ookeylaylay]]'s Spanish quote several times.
*Winning [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]'s "Homsar Bandit Award" on 2/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]] on 2/23/2006.
*Awarding a Defender of the Wiki award to both [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] and [[User:Beat|Beat]] after a Dr. Who attack on 3/5/2006.
*Creating the article [[Puking]] on 3/6/2006.
*Joining the [[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]] on 3/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Hip Hop Dance Visuals]] on 3/21/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.weirdalforum.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Weird Al Wiki] on 4/23/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.idiotsite.com/wlwiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Whose Line is it Anyway? Wiki] on 6/15/2006.
*Creating the article [[Westerburg]] on 8/22/2009.
*Winning [[User:Movie magic man|Movie magic man]]'s userpage game on 8/22/2009.
*Creating the article [[Black Market]] on 8/27/2009.
*Writing the walkthrough for [[Stinkoman 20X6]] [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|Level 10]] on 12/25/2020.

==== <s>Crispety Cookety</s> Vandalism Log ====
Vandalism log: This page has been vandalized ''8'' times.

I was originally ticked off at having my page vandalized, but then I realized that it means that the vandal is ticked off at you. Which is a good thing, right?

=== Who the Crap am I? ===

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Apologies to [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] for swiping your section title.

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=== Stuff I Like ===
Just some non-H*R-related stuff I like.

==== T-TV, TV Shows ====

[[Wikipedia:NCIS (TV series)|NCIS]] 
[[Wikipedia:NUMB3RS|Numb3rs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line is it Anyway?]] 
[[Wikipedia:Extreme Makeover: Home Edition|Extreme Makeover: Home Edition]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Daily Show|The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Colbert Report|The Colbert Report]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monk (TV series)|Monk]] 
[[Wikipedia:Psych|Psych]] 
[[Wikipedia:Chuck (TV series)|Chuck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Leverage (TV series) |Leverage]]

==== Movies ====

[[Wikipedia:Airplane!|Airplane!]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (all three)]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Rookie (2002 film)|The Rookie]] 
[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|Spaceballs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dead Poets Society|Dead Poets Society]] 
[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars (all six)]] 
[[Wikipedia:Paycheck (film)|Paycheck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dave (film)|Dave]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride (film)|The Princess Bride]]

==== These Are Some Websites! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com Games!] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com More games!] 
[http://www.freegamesnews.com Even more games!] 
[http://www.fark.com Weird yet true news! (And some H*R stuff!)] 
[http://www.abstractfonts.com/ Free fonts!] 
[http://home.datacomm.ch/marco.fernando/fla/bozzetto/olympics.swf This cool toon.] 
[http://www.ziplo.com/grandpa.htm A country singer with ''way'' too much free time.] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com H*R! (Duh.)] 
And obviously [[Main Page|this wiki]]. Double Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!

==== Play These Games! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com/heli2.htm Heli Attack 2] 
[http://www.miniclip.com/heliattack3.htm Heli Attack 3] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/jeditrainer.html Jedi Trainer] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/tanks.html Tanks] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html TROGDOR!] (Burninate baby!) 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html Stinkoman 20X6] (This game is awexome!)

==== Bookazon.com's Best Selections ====

[[Wikipedia:Stormbreaker (novel)|Stormbreaker]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Point Blanc|Point Blanc]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Skeleton Key|Skeleton Key]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Eagle Strike|Eagle Strike]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Scorpia|Scorpia]] 
[[Wikipedia:Ark Angel|Ark Angel]]

==== Battle of the Non-Crappy Bands ====

[[Wikipedia:Relient K|Relient K]] 
[[Wikipedia:Steven Curtis Chapman|Steven Curtis Chapman]] 
[[Wikipedia:Casting Crowns|Casting Crowns]] 
[[Wikipedia:Mercy Me|MercyMe]] 
[[Wikipedia:Bon Jovi|Bon Jovi]] 
[[Wikipedia:Journey (band)|Journey]] 
[[Wikipedia:Nickelback|Nickelback]] 
[[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen|Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band]]

[[HRWiki:Featured Article Selection|<big>MORE ST</big><big>FF</big>T OOCME]]

== Sort-of-Fun Facts ==
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Here are some facts that may or may not be fun to you. Take your pick.

=== Experimental Can ===
And now, the moment you haven't been waiting for — a parody of "Experimental Film." It is called "Experimental Can." Here are the lyrics, and by the way, '''no stealing my idea.''' If you do, I will turn you over to a cut-off-your-toes-style collections agency. And the IRS.

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can 
I’m chuggin’ it down and burping up 
And up and up and up the drink

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

I don’t really know what happens 
At the parties where your can a splodes 
I don’t know what makes your can a splode 
‘Cause you don’t shake it up at all

What’s in this experimental can? 
Well, nobody knows just what it is 
And I just know the stuff inside a splodes 
In ''la'' experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Thank you! Thank you! [[Fonts|Bravo!]] Encore! Encore! Arriba! Arriba! So, that's Experimental Can to you too. Whatever.

=== Top Ten List ===
And now, for your non-entertainment pleasure: my Top Ten list! It's simply titled "Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School." So sit back, relax, and hope you enjoy the show.

Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School"

10.Whatever you think is not important will always be on the test.

9. If you change your answer on a quiz, the other answer will always be the right one.

8. The pop quiz will be on the chapter you didn't read for homework last night.

7. The dog didn't ''really'' eat your homework.

6. The teacher will be so busy chewing you out for being 30 seconds late to class that she won't notice other students come in 5 minutes late.

5. You'll be the one caught with the passed note.

4. When you blow off studying for a test because you think that there will be a snow day tomorrow, you'll have school.

3. When you cram past midnight for a test, you'll have a snow day the next day.

2. When you ask your teacher about your test grade, he'll find something else worth taking a point off for.

1. The one test you ace, everyone else aces. The one test you fail, everyone else aces.

== To Everyone (Yes, Everyone) ==
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=== Latin Translations: Archive ===

<strike>Due to the fact that I stopped taking Latin 3 years ago (only took it in middle school), I am halting production of Latin Translation 1.00. This section is preserved as an archive. </strike> <big>UPDATE:</big> I am currently in college and am taking Latin again. Whether I revive the translation is undecided...but wow, my middle school Latin grammar was, well, middle school Latin grammar. (I'll leave the archived sentence as is, bad grammar and all, but if I do revive it, I promise better grammar.

Congraturation to all who solved the Latin translations! (Winners have a The Cheat-Bot!)

Solvers Hall of Fame:
*[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]] (tres tempora)
*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] (tres tempora)
*[[User:Has Matt?|Egitne Mattius?]] (sex tempora)
*[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]] (tres tempora)
*[[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]] (unus tempus)
*[[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] (tres tempora)
*[[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]] (unus tempus)

Quotes Archive:

#[[Strong Bad]]: Si placet sepulcrum non confodetis. (Please don't dig up the grave.) From [[replacement]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Dubito. Pellui. (I doubt it. I drove). From [[The Interview]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Homsar]] Pen Puppet (said by [[Strong Bad]]): Persicorum superbia erat! ('Twas the pride of the peaches!) From [[interview]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Gratias. Adipiscis! (Thanks. You win!) From [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Coach Z]]: Vir novus sum! (I'm a new man!) From [[other days]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Senex carus, concludes! Amicus tuus, Validus Malus. (Dear oldie, shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad.) From [[Halloween Fairstival]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]: Ubi phasmatis est? (Where's the ghost?) From [[That A Ghost]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Malus sum. (I'm evil.) From [[different town]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Deceptus non mortuus est, laetus sum Deceptus non mortuus est. (The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.) From [[caper]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Homsar]]: Delectatio aetatis est. (Now this is the thrill of a lifetime.) From [[Happy T]] easter egg. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Et subuculae suae nullae accommodant. (And none of his shirts fit me.) From [[2 years]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Saltutatus viro viro computatoris agimus! (Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!) From [[virus]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Quid fautae feminae vellent vero est aliqui IGNISOFFICINI!!! (What the lady fans really want is some PYROTECHNICS!!!) From [[lady fan]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Omnes thaleri dulci aliqui vel crustiae futurae velletis frausatis. (Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.) From [[rock opera]] (and its easter egg). Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Terrae Longe? Castra Ductus Barbarus? Lacus Piscis? (Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake?) From [[anything]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Mad]]: CITHARAM NON VELLEO CENO! (I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!) From [[haircut]]. Solved by [[Image:Hsrlogo_small.jpg|29px]][[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]][[User_talk:Nckinfn04| Unum]][[Special:Contributions/Nckinfn04| tempum]][[Special:Emailuser/Nckinfn04| Habes!]]
#[[What's Her Face]]: Zeassulas in caelo habent spero! (I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!) From [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: In, vir, ternos novissimos anni dedisti! (You got me this for like the last three years, man!) From [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Forsitan picturam puellam pulchram misit. (Maybe he sent me a picture of a hot girl.) From [[lunch special]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Senor Cardgage]]: Unus prandium emptorabit dixit. (One o' them said they'd buy me lunch.) From [[Senor Mortgage]]. Solved by [[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]].

=== A Quiz!!!! ===

A [[Homestar Quiz]] For You! (Possible answers in [[dragon|parentheses]] and separated by commas)

1. In the loading screen for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], which letter in the word "loading" is tilted? (O,A,D,N)

2. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], what punctuation mark is after the word "PROHIBITION" on Boss Tweed's leg? (?,!,.,no punctuation mark)

3. What color is [[The Sneak]]? (black, yellow, brown, unknown)

4. How many ice cubes are in [[Strong Sad]]'s glass at the opening of [[Experimental Film]]? (2,3,4,5)

5. In [[rock opera]], what number is on [[Tompkins]]' shirt? (0,1,8,125)

6. What color is the sky when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] goes [[Lowercase i's|back]] to [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]'s house in [[Cool Things]]? (blue,pink,gray,purple)

7. In [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]], how many times does [[Bubs]] say "The end"? (13,15,17,21)

8. In [[Cool Things]], which word is underlined on the "Under Old Management" sign on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] returns his [[User:Homsarroks|cool]] shades? (under,old,management,none of them)

9. What does the "loading" screen read in [[Experimental Film]]? (loading,comin' up,gettin' ready,wait a minute)

10. How many evaporating clouds are in Level 6.1 of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]? (35,44,49,58)

Answers: 1-D, 2-?, 3-yellow, 4-4, 5-1, 6-purple, 7-13, 8-old, 9-comin' up, 10-49.

Thank You!

== In Closing ==
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Special Thanks to {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} for creating my totally awexome sig!

P.S. Try and find all 15 easter eggs on this page! If you succeed, talk to me about it!

Crapfully, 
{{User:LePorello/sig}}

What are you doing down here? The page ended up there! [[Special:Random|Go away!]]

Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10

LePorello — Fri, 25 Dec 2020 16:45:41 GMT

LePorello: /* Stage 10.5 Guide */

== Level 10 - LASTIMOST! ==
''The final challenge awaits in an evil laircastle cavebase'' 
Stinkoman finally confronts the final level! (Took him long enough!)

=== Stage 10.1 (Transcript) ===

''{Pan up the castle with Stinkoman's silhouette in front of it, then cut to a closeup of Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...MMMM. STUMMY FULLA PRAWNS...ZZZ...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle, with lightning flashes; then to the shadowy figure's lair}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' UM. IS HE EVER GOING TO COME INSIDE?

''{Pan over to 1-Up and Pan Pan. 1-Up has blond hair and a full beard.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' I GREW A PRODIGIOUS BEARD!

''{The beard shines, and a bunch of small pandas suddenly appear around Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND PANPAN HAD A HUNDRED BABIES.

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' EWWW!

''{Cut to Stinkoman, who is nodding off.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...

''{A lightning bolt strikes and he suddenly jerks awake.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HUH-WAH?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! I FEEL ASLEEP!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I SHOULD PROBABLY START HEADING INTO THAT FORTRESS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!!

''{Cut to behind him, in silhouette. He's not moving.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' COMIN' UP HERE...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' PRETTY SOON.

''{Cut to the Shadowy Figure, who has completely lost his patience.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARGH-TWICE! JUST SEND HIM TO THE END BOSS AREADY!!

''{He presses a red button marked "TRAP THE DOOR". Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan, panicking.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! HE TRAPPED THE DOOR!

''{Cut to Stinkoman. A trapdoor opens from underneath him and he falls through.}''

=== Stage 10.1 Boss: Worst End Boss Ever (Guide) ===
It looks as if Strong Bad's prediction as to what the end boss looks like was correct. Fortunately, the Worst End Boss Ever is a joke boss- he only takes five hits to defeat, and most of his attacks aren’t aimed at Stinkoman.

Once you reduce this totally-not-end-boss to scrap, the Shadowy Figure will appear again and flee, and Stinkoman will chase after him.

=== Stage 10.1 Guide ===

* You start off facing a line of eight Denholms marching their way directly to Stinkoman's spawn point. Fortunately, they only last one hit apiece, so blast 'em before starting forward.
* Shoot across the small gap to take out the Denholm before jumping to the next platform, then repeat with the two Denholms on the following platform.
* On the next raised platform is a Yekop. Jump and shoot it (or just stand and shoot it; you can hit the lowest Yekop skull without going up to its platform) until it's gone, then move onward.
* Ahead is a crumbling platform and a Lorber. Wait until the Lorber turns its back, then jump up to the crumbling platform and the Lorber's platform. Three shots in the back will take him out.
* Either shoot down the Growtan on the next platform or ignore it and jump over it. You have the choice to either go down a set of platforms to the right or up a ladder made of rib bones.
** If you go down the platform stairs, you'll find a crumbling platform with a capsule and a timed platform. Taking the timed platform up will reveal an extra life below another crumbling platform, but the timed platform won't lift you high enough to reach it.
* Go up the ladder and quickly shoot out the Yekop, ducking back down the ladder if it pinches you in.
** Heading right will reveal that timed platform and extra life again, but trying to make the leap, you'll find you can't quite reach it. Back up the ladder with you!
* Instead, shoot the two Denholms before jumping to the platform on the left, then another Denholm on the next leftward platform. From here, jump to get your blasts over the Growtan's skull, taking out the Lorber, being sure to move under the raised wave of cannon fire when it comes your way.
* Jump up the stairs and make your way along the small line of platforms, aiming your jumps so as not to fall into the floor of Porchis and drills below.
* Once past the sharp things, quickly duck under the stairs to avoid the fish-looking Rightade. Ignore the Rightade, then climb the stairs and shoot the Thurgood Each until it pops, allowing access to the ladder.
* Climb the ladder, lounging on the rungs to shoot out the two Denholms and Lorber to the right. Climb back down the ladder to avoid the Lorber's bullets.
* Once the three enemies have been defeated, go up the ladder and up the platforms to the right, dropping down to where the baddies had been lingering. Head right and (surprise!) two more Denholms and another Lorber are hanging out on the next platform. Shoot them, moving under the Lorber's shots when required.
* Hop over to their platform and move right. Going up and over a wall nets you a capsule with the sight of an extra life above you.
* Move right and don't stop firing. Your fist blasts will take out the Soup Dibs being fired by a nearby Plonth, and will also eliminate the Plonth, damaging it when the Soup Dibs aren't taking the shots.
* Hop on the timed platform when it's at its lowest. It's possible to time your jump to ride all the way up to the platform on the right, but much easier to hop off to the left as a resting point.
** Additionally, shooting out or leaping over the Growtans and moving left will net you that extra life. Be careful when reaching the end of the platform, as a Kolkaryu will ambush you. Just drop down, grabbing the extra life, and quickly head right and out of range of the Kolkaryu's bullets.
* Once on the column on the right, move right to the next platform. Wait until the Rightade starts moving right, then drop off the left side of the platform and start blasting. The Thurgood Each will spit out more Rightades as each is destroyed, but a continuous stream of blasts will eliminate them all.
* Break through the crumbling platform where the Thurgood Each was sitting. In New Mode, you'll land on the checkpoint flag.
** At this point, you have the option to break through the crumbling platform in front of the checkpoint flag to get the extra life below it. This will drop you to the crumbling platform with the capsule and the set of platforms to the right of the very first ladder, making for a long walk back. But if the enemies are destroyed, all it costs is time.
* Drop down to the right and jump to shoot out the flying Lorber (called a Mistletooth) to the right.
* Quickly fall left to the next platform, then off the left edge of the platform. From here, shoot right to take out the Yekop.
* The Growtans can be shot out, but since you're on crumbling platforms, it's much simpler to jump over them when they're lowered. Make your way right along the line of crumbling platforms, hopping over the Growtans, before making it to sturdier ground.
* Here are five Denholms, all of which can be quickly taken out, and a Lorber on the top platform, which can be eliminated or ignored. Jump or shoot out the Growtan on the right.
** Down the ladder is a capsule, if you need it.
* As soon as the timed platform reaches its leftmost point, jump on. Fire a shot to the right to remove the Denholm, then jump to the right platform before your footing vanishes. Repeat with the next platform moving up, being sure to take out the Denholm on your landing area.
* To your right are three timed platforms moving up and down, along with one moving left and right below all of them. You're likely hosed if you fall, so instead, jump on all three platforms as they are moving up, making sure to watch the timer so you don't tumble.
* From the right platform, jump from as high a point as you can. You'll likely miss the platform, but be sure to grab the ladder before falling to either death or respawn. Climb the ladder.
* At the top of the ladder, the Shadowy Figure will appear and fire three balls at you. Dodge them and move right.
* You'll quickly meet a rectangle-faced stick man named Val Yancey, who will always charge in your direction. Shoot him and hop onto the small platform to dodge him, dropping and shooting him between avoidances.
* Once Val Yancey is gone, head right to the flag, dodging or avoiding one last set of Shadowy Figure shots along the way.

=== Stage 10.2 Guide ===
* As with the start of the previous stage, shoot out the line of three Denholms marching in your direction before heading right and taking out the Yekop.
* Move forward until you meet a line of five hidden Growtans. It's possible to time your run so that you pass over all five Growtans as they're lowered. It's also possible to shoot them all. Do whatever's easier.
* Keep going, shooting the line of four Denholms, then the Plonth and Soup Dibs atop a crumbling platform.
* Drop through the crumbling platform, grabbing the capsule, before landing in... Level 1?
* Wherever this is, you're now on a set of stairs with Jaros on the steps below. Shoot them all as they hop up, making your way to the ground. (There's another Jaro on the ground that needs shootin'.)
* Climb the ladder and shoot the Chorch. Hop over left, dodging the Browntant's bullets and shooting him as well.
* From the Browntant's ladder, shoot the three Greggos on the left, looking right after the shots to negate their invulnerability. Climb the Greggos' platforms, then take the moving platforms to a trapdoor. Hop onto the trapdoor (avoiding the drill above it) and onto the platform on the left, shooting the Chorch in the process.
* Climb down the ladder. Slay the Browntant (climbing the ladder to avoid its shots) and grab a capsule.
* Unfortunately, there's another Browntant on the left. Shoot or avoid it, then shoot out the Greggo on the ground.
* There's another crumbling platform here. Smash through it, picking up the extra life, to find yourself in... Level 2?
* You might have a good idea as to what's going on here now. If you fell where the extra life was, you should land on a safe stove between two Lundsfords. Move right, avoiding the Lundsford's flame, then hop on the fridge and onto the rising platform. (You can ignore the Terrell and the two bottles of Tortan.)
* Ride to the upper platform, shooting out the Grundy, then make your way past the three drills. Hop down the two hovering platforms on the right to meet a clump of ''five Stobats''. (Along with a couple of Grundys.)
[[Image:stobatquintet.png|thumb|The dreaded Stobat Quintet.]]
* Drop down to the left, out of range of any flying chicken bones. Shoot out the Grundys and Stobats, picking up a capsule hiding behind the poultry cluster.
* Climb the platforms and retracting ladders on the right, then hop the sporks at the top of the platforms. Head down the platforms and ladders (watch out for the Browntant on the left), being careful of the Rose Blakes on the ground. A Kolkaryu will meet you between the Rose Blakes; stand directly underneath it to avoid its shots.
* Once the Kolkaryu passes, pass over the right Rose Blake when it's black and cool, then hop on the edge of the Lundsford to avoid its flame. When the flame is out, pass it to reach another crumbling platform and capsule.
* This platform drops you into a facsimile of Level 4, onto a checkpoint flag (in New Mode) and directly in front of a blastable Frotzer. As you move left, a Poorbt will appear; jump its fist and shoot it. Jump the platforms, shooting the Gokul.
* When on the Gokul's platform, a Gaspeau will speed at you; shoot it. Then ride the moving platform over the floor of Pooru-Pooru and past the Pink Cham Cham's lasers.
** If shot off the platform, ''run left''. Another Poorbt will come at you when you clear the field of Pooru-Pooru.
* Hop off the riding platform and you'll be on the mooooooon! A Bendini Sister will come directly at your platform, so hit the floor.
* Climb the ladder to find a Chorch, a capsule, and a Bluetant. Grab the pill and shoot the enemies, then take the moving platform (dodging the Bendini Sister).
** Alternately, move left past the ladder and through the trio of Piedmonts.
* As you approach the next crumbling platform, an Astromund will charge you; hop it, then make your way down the next crumbling platform into the Flying Cloud Zone.
* Climb the evaporating clouds and shoot down the Protek on the long cloud platform. Run right, moving against the conveyor belt while dodging the Stafulter. Climb onto the next cloud (avoiding the Stothos' shots from across the level gap) and drop down to the floor.
** There's a capsule to the left, behind a Postlethwaite and a floor Porchi.
* Fortunately, you won't freeze to square in this ice zone, but there's still a Stothos here that needs to go. Shoot it from the rising platform before hopping to its location. Move right and get on the platform moving left to right.
** There's another capsule here. From this moving platform, get on the platform going up and down and shoot out the Stothos on the left. Hop on the set of platforms leading up to the capsule, shooting the single My Benj on the capsule platform itself.
* Fall off to the right, avoiding the three My Benj on the ground. Move left so your bullets can hit the My Benj, then take out the Biztar on the collapsing platform once clear.
* When you hit the crumbling platform, a Fullbide will fly at you from the left, so shoot it out before dropping to the next level.
* In your small glitched-out landing space, fall through the reverse trapdoor into a small hole, from where you can safely shoot the Plonth on the left (ignore the Soup Dibs) and the Mistletooth on the right.
* Back in Level 10, climb the rib ladder and grab the capsule atop the column. Jump and shoot the Downtant before climbing onto the rising and falling platform.
* Drop onto the floor below the platform and meet another Val Yancey. Jump over it as it charges between shots until your fifth hit takes it out.
* Move left and the Shadowy Figure will fire another blast of three shots at you; dodge them before hopping on the timed platform. Ride it to the top of the column, then drop left onto the crumbling platform.
* Break through this final crumbling platform, hug the left wall for a capsule, and prepare to meet...

=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Transcript) ===

''{A spotlight opens in a black screen. Stinkoman falls from it and makes a three-point landing.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THREE POINT STANCE PANTS.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HELLO? I'M HERE TO GET MY RED BUTTON REVENGE!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND RESCUE THOSE OTHER CHARACTERS I GUESS.

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' THAT'S LIKE US!!

''{The still-silhouetted shadowy figure emerges.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN...

''{Cut to Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHOW YOURSELF, MYSTERIOUS SILHOUETTE-O!

''{Cut to the shadowy figure, as the the shadows recede. He resembles an anime version of Coach Z wearing a huge red cape and pauldrons.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM...

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Z SABRE!!

''{He holds up a zig-zagged sword menacingly. Cut to Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE YOU WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE? BECAUSE IT LOOKS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' LIKE YOU ARE WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM WEARING A MAJESTIC CAPE AND THE SHOULDER THINGIES

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE CALLED PAULDRONS YOU SIMPLETON!!

''{He slashes three times, making a Z pattern. He hits Stinkoman, who collapses. Cut to 1-Up.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOOOOO!!

''{Cut to Z Sabre, who again raises his sword.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND NOW TO TAKE MY RIGHT-FULLY PLACE AS "THE GUY!"

''{Cut to 1-Up}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINOKMAN! MOUTH CATCH!!

''{He picks up the "Power Crunch" and throws it. Triumphant music starts to play. Stinkoman catches the "Crunch" in his mouth and swallows it.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' CRUNCH!

''{He is renewed and strikes a dramatic pose. My Benz start to float upwards. The "Making small rocks float up off the ground!" sound clip plays.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAKING SMALL ROCKS FLOAT UP OFF THE GROUND!

''{He suddenly becomes muscular and jumps upward with a flash of bright light.}''

=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Guide) ===

With the effects of the Power Crunch, Stinkoman is now super buff, allowing him to jump much higher. You are going to need it. Z Sabre has four attacks at his disposal that he uses at random.
* The first is a horizontal charge that can be avoided by jumping over him as long as you are not too far toward the edge of the screen; otherwise, you will land on him and take damage.
* The second will have him jump up and strike below him. To dodge this attack, simply run in the opposite direction, and his attack will fall short.
* The third will have him launch a wave projectile across the arena. This is probably the simplest to avoid by simply jumping over the wave.
* The fourth will have him hover above the arena and shoot three volleys of triple-shot projectiles before landing and taunting. To avoid it, start running in his direction when his cape shows up.

Z Sabre cannot be hit when he's not attacking, so the main focus of the fight should be dodging and returning counter-fire. He is vulnerable for a short period after each attack. After seven hits, Z Sabre will be down and a cutscene will play, but it's not [[Videro Games|congraturation]] time yet...

=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Transcript) ===

''{Stinkoman and Z Sabre jump toward each other. Stinkoman charges an attack...}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' DOT...DOT...DOT!!

''{...and lets lose a huge shot. Z Sabre is hit and falls backwards in a heap. His sword plants itself in the ground near him. Cut to a closeup of Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND SO BEGENDS THE LAST MOST CHALLENGE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre, as a laughing sound effect is heard.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' HA. HA. HA. IF I CAN'T BE THE GUY, THEN NO ONE CAN!

''{He shakes his fist. Cut to a sliding door that opens, as a giant red clawed foot slams down. Cut back to Z Sabre.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' SAY HELLO TO MY PET INSIDE QUOTES!

''{Trogdor-like music plays as we cut back to the red claw, now joined by a second, and pan up the "pet", revealing it to be a robotic version of Trogador. Cut back to a shocked Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MECHA-TROGADOR?!?!

=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Guide) ===

The boss arena contains two timer platforms: one vertical and one horizontal. Mecha-Trogador occupies nearly the entire right half of the screen.

Mecha-Trogador has four attacks at his disposal that activate at various times.
* A talon will shoot off from one of Mecha-Trogador's feet. This can easily be avoided by jumping or standing on one of the timer platforms.
* Mecha-Trogador's Beefy Arm will track Stinkoman vertically before charging across the screen. When you see his arm pointing at Stinkoman, prepare to perform a juking maneuver - especially if you're on the timer platforms.
* The green bar on Mecha-Trogador's neck will begin lighting up, accompanied by a charging-up sound. When all the lights are on, Mecha-Trogador will use his Atomic Breath to cover the floor in flames temporarily. Depending on his right-to-left position, it is possible to dodge while on the floor, or to be hit even while on the low platform.
* One of Mecha-Trogador's nostrils will "open" and fire a Browntant bullet aimed at Stinkoman's position. This attack's tell is difficult to see, so pay attention to Mecha-Trogador's snout and prepare to dodge when you see the bullet.

To defeat Mecha-Trogador, climb up to his eyes and deal 3 hits of damage to them. This will cause his eyes to shut and the Crystal Heart of Mecha-Trogador in his chest to expose itself periodically. Climb down and deal 3 hits of damage to it, and his eyes will open up once more. This is easiest from the floor. You'll have to do this process 3 times (18 hits in total) to finally slay Trogdor...'s impostor's impostor.

=== Stage 10.5 (Transcript) ===

''{Mecha-Trogador explodes, bringing the whole castle down around him. Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN! THE CRYSTAL HEART OF MECHA-TROGADOR IS ABOUT TO ASPLODE!

''{All sound immediately cuts out as the camera pans to a computer showing Vector Strong Bad's face.}''

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY! QUIT BIGHTENING MY STYLE!

''{Cut to Stinkoman as the sound effects return.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I'LL FIND A WAY OUT! YOU TWO MEET ME IN THE NEXT CUTSCENE SAFE AND SOUND!

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' GREAT PLAN!!

''{The two head off.}''

=== Stage 10.5 Guide ===

That must have been a load bearing dragon; the base is crumbling and 90 seconds away from exploding. Make your way to the Stinkowing to escape. The effects of the Power Crunch have worn off so your jumps are back to normal.
* Hop the platforms up and to the right. Grab a capsule on the right if you need it.
* Get on the timed platform as it's rising, then go up-rightward along the next set of platforms.
* Hop up to the next timed platform, then quickly onto the trapdoor and onto the platform above it and to the right. Keep going up-right until you see another trapdoor below a ladder; jump on the trapdoor, then climb the ladder. Take the extra life on the right if you want.
* From the platform at the top of the ladder, jump and shoot the Browntant, then jump along the platforms and crumbling platforms leftward. Climb the aldder you reach.
* Atop this ladder, jump right to the platform. Like in 10.1, jump on the timed platforms on the way up; unlike in 10.1, there's a trapdoor at the end on the timed platforms. Jump on it, then quickly jump to the top of the column.
* From here, just fall all the way down to the floor, then run right and hop in the Stinkowing to fly your way to the credits!

=== Final Cutscene ===

''{The Stinkowing flies away from the exploding castle before it completely collapses. Cut to the three heroes, looking out at it. 1-Up's hair and beard suddenly blow away in the wind. Cut to behind them, as Mecha-Trogador bursts out of the castle's wreckage.}''

'''STINKOMAN AND 1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WHAAH AND BLAAH!

''{But Mecha-Trogador continues exploding, finally blowing up for good. Seven colored crystals are seen being thrown from him as the heroes look on.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THE CRYSTAL SHARDS OF MECHA-TROGADOR SCATTERED AND SMOTHERED ACROSS PLANET K.

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WE SHOULD PROLLY MAKE SURE NO ONE TRIES TO REASSEMBLE THEM.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY SAYING-WORDS-GUY! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA FOR A SEQUEL OR MAYBE AN ANIMATED SERIES!

'''OFFSCREEN VOICE:''' ''{subtitled}'' YEAH!

''{Pan over to show Marzi-Mei and Cheatball standing nearby.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAYBE YOU CAN ACTUALLY INCLUDE US THIS TIME!

''{Marzi-Mei's eye glows.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHING!

''{Cut to an amused Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MARZI-MEI AND CHEATBALL?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I MAY BE WAY OFF BASE HERE BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE A BY-THE-NUMBERS CASE OF SOMEONE ASKING ME FOR A

''{He doesn't finish the sentence. Cut to a black "THE END" screen, but it's interrupted by a cut to Z Sabre emerging from the castle's wreckage. His left eye is now scarred over and the bottom of his face is scarred, revealing a mouth. A laughing sound effect is played.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW I HAVE A MOUUUUTH!

''{Cut back to "THE END", followed by the credits}''

=== Credits ===

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[[Category:Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough]]

Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10

LePorello — Fri, 25 Dec 2020 16:22:24 GMT

LePorello: /* Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Guide) */

== Level 10 - LASTIMOST! ==
''The final challenge awaits in an evil laircastle cavebase'' 
Stinkoman finally confronts the final level! (Took him long enough!)

=== Stage 10.1 (Transcript) ===

''{Pan up the castle with Stinkoman's silhouette in front of it, then cut to a closeup of Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...MMMM. STUMMY FULLA PRAWNS...ZZZ...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle, with lightning flashes; then to the shadowy figure's lair}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' UM. IS HE EVER GOING TO COME INSIDE?

''{Pan over to 1-Up and Pan Pan. 1-Up has blond hair and a full beard.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' I GREW A PRODIGIOUS BEARD!

''{The beard shines, and a bunch of small pandas suddenly appear around Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND PANPAN HAD A HUNDRED BABIES.

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' EWWW!

''{Cut to Stinkoman, who is nodding off.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...

''{A lightning bolt strikes and he suddenly jerks awake.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HUH-WAH?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! I FEEL ASLEEP!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I SHOULD PROBABLY START HEADING INTO THAT FORTRESS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!!

''{Cut to behind him, in silhouette. He's not moving.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' COMIN' UP HERE...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' PRETTY SOON.

''{Cut to the Shadowy Figure, who has completely lost his patience.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARGH-TWICE! JUST SEND HIM TO THE END BOSS AREADY!!

''{He presses a red button marked "TRAP THE DOOR". Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan, panicking.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! HE TRAPPED THE DOOR!

''{Cut to Stinkoman. A trapdoor opens from underneath him and he falls through.}''

=== Stage 10.1 Boss: Worst End Boss Ever (Guide) ===
It looks as if Strong Bad's prediction as to what the end boss looks like was correct. Fortunately, the Worst End Boss Ever is a joke boss- he only takes five hits to defeat, and most of his attacks aren’t aimed at Stinkoman.

Once you reduce this totally-not-end-boss to scrap, the Shadowy Figure will appear again and flee, and Stinkoman will chase after him.

=== Stage 10.1 Guide ===

* You start off facing a line of eight Denholms marching their way directly to Stinkoman's spawn point. Fortunately, they only last one hit apiece, so blast 'em before starting forward.
* Shoot across the small gap to take out the Denholm before jumping to the next platform, then repeat with the two Denholms on the following platform.
* On the next raised platform is a Yekop. Jump and shoot it (or just stand and shoot it; you can hit the lowest Yekop skull without going up to its platform) until it's gone, then move onward.
* Ahead is a crumbling platform and a Lorber. Wait until the Lorber turns its back, then jump up to the crumbling platform and the Lorber's platform. Three shots in the back will take him out.
* Either shoot down the Growtan on the next platform or ignore it and jump over it. You have the choice to either go down a set of platforms to the right or up a ladder made of rib bones.
** If you go down the platform stairs, you'll find a crumbling platform with a capsule and a timed platform. Taking the timed platform up will reveal an extra life below another crumbling platform, but the timed platform won't lift you high enough to reach it.
* Go up the ladder and quickly shoot out the Yekop, ducking back down the ladder if it pinches you in.
** Heading right will reveal that timed platform and extra life again, but trying to make the leap, you'll find you can't quite reach it. Back up the ladder with you!
* Instead, shoot the two Denholms before jumping to the platform on the left, then another Denholm on the next leftward platform. From here, jump to get your blasts over the Growtan's skull, taking out the Lorber, being sure to move under the raised wave of cannon fire when it comes your way.
* Jump up the stairs and make your way along the small line of platforms, aiming your jumps so as not to fall into the floor of Porchis and drills below.
* Once past the sharp things, quickly duck under the stairs to avoid the fish-looking Rightade. Ignore the Rightade, then climb the stairs and shoot the Thurgood Each until it pops, allowing access to the ladder.
* Climb the ladder, lounging on the rungs to shoot out the two Denholms and Lorber to the right. Climb back down the ladder to avoid the Lorber's bullets.
* Once the three enemies have been defeated, go up the ladder and up the platforms to the right, dropping down to where the baddies had been lingering. Head right and (surprise!) two more Denholms and another Lorber are hanging out on the next platform. Shoot them, moving under the Lorber's shots when required.
* Hop over to their platform and move right. Going up and over a wall nets you a capsule with the sight of an extra life above you.
* Move right and don't stop firing. Your fist blasts will take out the Soup Dibs being fired by a nearby Plonth, and will also eliminate the Plonth, damaging it when the Soup Dibs aren't taking the shots.
* Hop on the timed platform when it's at its lowest. It's possible to time your jump to ride all the way up to the platform on the right, but much easier to hop off to the left as a resting point.
** Additionally, shooting out or leaping over the Growtans and moving left will net you that extra life. Be careful when reaching the end of the platform, as a Kolkaryu will ambush you. Just drop down, grabbing the extra life, and quickly head right and out of range of the Kolkaryu's bullets.
* Once on the column on the right, move right to the next platform. Wait until the Rightade starts moving right, then drop off the left side of the platform and start blasting. The Thurgood Each will spit out more Rightades as each is destroyed, but a continuous stream of blasts will eliminate them all.
* Break through the crumbling platform where the Thurgood Each was sitting. In New Mode, you'll land on the checkpoint flag.
** At this point, you have the option to break through the crumbling platform in front of the checkpoint flag to get the extra life below it. This will drop you to the crumbling platform with the capsule and the set of platforms to the right of the very first ladder, making for a long walk back. But if the enemies are destroyed, all it costs is time.
* Drop down to the right and jump to shoot out the flying Lorber (called a Mistletooth) to the right.
* Quickly fall left to the next platform, then off the left edge of the platform. From here, shoot right to take out the Yekop.
* The Growtans can be shot out, but since you're on crumbling platforms, it's much simpler to jump over them when they're lowered. Make your way right along the line of crumbling platforms, hopping over the Growtans, before making it to sturdier ground.
* Here are five Denholms, all of which can be quickly taken out, and a Lorber on the top platform, which can be eliminated or ignored. Jump or shoot out the Growtan on the right.
** Down the ladder is a capsule, if you need it.
* As soon as the timed platform reaches its leftmost point, jump on. Fire a shot to the right to remove the Denholm, then jump to the right platform before your footing vanishes. Repeat with the next platform moving up, being sure to take out the Denholm on your landing area.
* To your right are three timed platforms moving up and down, along with one moving left and right below all of them. You're likely hosed if you fall, so instead, jump on all three platforms as they are moving up, making sure to watch the timer so you don't tumble.
* From the right platform, jump from as high a point as you can. You'll likely miss the platform, but be sure to grab the ladder before falling to either death or respawn. Climb the ladder.
* At the top of the ladder, the Shadowy Figure will appear and fire three balls at you. Dodge them and move right.
* You'll quickly meet a rectangle-faced stick man named Val Yancey, who will always charge in your direction. Shoot him and hop onto the small platform to dodge him, dropping and shooting him between avoidances.
* Once Val Yancey is gone, head right to the flag, dodging or avoiding one last set of Shadowy Figure shots along the way.

=== Stage 10.2 Guide ===
* As with the start of the previous stage, shoot out the line of three Denholms marching in your direction before heading right and taking out the Yekop.
* Move forward until you meet a line of five hidden Growtans. It's possible to time your run so that you pass over all five Growtans as they're lowered. It's also possible to shoot them all. Do whatever's easier.
* Keep going, shooting the line of four Denholms, then the Plonth and Soup Dibs atop a crumbling platform.
* Drop through the crumbling platform, grabbing the capsule, before landing in... Level 1?
* Wherever this is, you're now on a set of stairs with Jaros on the steps below. Shoot them all as they hop up, making your way to the ground. (There's another Jaro on the ground that needs shootin'.)
* Climb the ladder and shoot the Chorch. Hop over left, dodging the Browntant's bullets and shooting him as well.
* From the Browntant's ladder, shoot the three Greggos on the left, looking right after the shots to negate their invulnerability. Climb the Greggos' platforms, then take the moving platforms to a trapdoor. Hop onto the trapdoor (avoiding the drill above it) and onto the platform on the left, shooting the Chorch in the process.
* Climb down the ladder. Slay the Browntant (climbing the ladder to avoid its shots) and grab a capsule.
* Unfortunately, there's another Browntant on the left. Shoot or avoid it, then shoot out the Greggo on the ground.
* There's another crumbling platform here. Smash through it, picking up the extra life, to find yourself in... Level 2?
* You might have a good idea as to what's going on here now. If you fell where the extra life was, you should land on a safe stove between two Lundsfords. Move right, avoiding the Lundsford's flame, then hop on the fridge and onto the rising platform. (You can ignore the Terrell and the two bottles of Tortan.)
* Ride to the upper platform, shooting out the Grundy, then make your way past the three drills. Hop down the two hovering platforms on the right to meet a clump of ''five Stobats''. (Along with a couple of Grundys.)
[[Image:stobatquintet.png|thumb|The dreaded Stobat Quintet.]]
* Drop down to the left, out of range of any flying chicken bones. Shoot out the Grundys and Stobats, picking up a capsule hiding behind the poultry cluster.
* Climb the platforms and retracting ladders on the right, then hop the sporks at the top of the platforms. Head down the platforms and ladders (watch out for the Browntant on the left), being careful of the Rose Blakes on the ground. A Kolkaryu will meet you between the Rose Blakes; stand directly underneath it to avoid its shots.
* Once the Kolkaryu passes, pass over the right Rose Blake when it's black and cool, then hop on the edge of the Lundsford to avoid its flame. When the flame is out, pass it to reach another crumbling platform and capsule.
* This platform drops you into a facsimile of Level 4, onto a checkpoint flag (in New Mode) and directly in front of a blastable Frotzer. As you move left, a Poorbt will appear; jump its fist and shoot it. Jump the platforms, shooting the Gokul.
* When on the Gokul's platform, a Gaspeau will speed at you; shoot it. Then ride the moving platform over the floor of Pooru-Pooru and past the Pink Cham Cham's lasers.
** If shot off the platform, ''run left''. Another Poorbt will come at you when you clear the field of Pooru-Pooru.
* Hop off the riding platform and you'll be on the mooooooon! A Bendini Sister will come directly at your platform, so hit the floor.
* Climb the ladder to find a Chorch, a capsule, and a Bluetant. Grab the pill and shoot the enemies, then take the moving platform (dodging the Bendini Sister).
** Alternately, move left past the ladder and through the trio of Piedmonts.
* As you approach the next crumbling platform, an Astromund will charge you; hop it, then make your way down the next crumbling platform into the Flying Cloud Zone.
* Climb the evaporating clouds and shoot down the Protek on the long cloud platform. Run right, moving against the conveyor belt while dodging the Stafulter. Climb onto the next cloud (avoiding the Stothos' shots from across the level gap) and drop down to the floor.
** There's a capsule to the left, behind a Postlethwaite and a floor Porchi.
* Fortunately, you won't freeze to square in this ice zone, but there's still a Stothos here that needs to go. Shoot it from the rising platform before hopping to its location. Move right and get on the platform moving left to right.
** There's another capsule here. From this moving platform, get on the platform going up and down and shoot out the Stothos on the left. Hop on the set of platforms leading up to the capsule, shooting the single My Benj on the capsule platform itself.
* Fall off to the right, avoiding the three My Benj on the ground. Move left so your bullets can hit the My Benj, then take out the Biztar on the collapsing platform once clear.
* When you hit the crumbling platform, a Fullbide will fly at you from the left, so shoot it out before dropping to the next level.
* In your small glitched-out landing space, fall through the reverse trapdoor into a small hole, from where you can safely shoot the Plonth on the left (ignore the Soup Dibs) and the Mistletooth on the right.
* Back in Level 10, climb the rib ladder and grab the capsule atop the column. Jump and shoot the Downtant before climbing onto the rising and falling platform.
* Drop onto the floor below the platform and meet another Val Yancey. Jump over it as it charges between shots until your fifth hit takes it out.
* Move left and the Shadowy Figure will fire another blast of three shots at you; dodge them before hopping on the timed platform. Ride it to the top of the column, then drop left onto the crumbling platform.
* Break through this final crumbling platform, hug the left wall for a capsule, and prepare to meet...

=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Transcript) ===

''{A spotlight opens in a black screen. Stinkoman falls from it and makes a three-point landing.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THREE POINT STANCE PANTS.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HELLO? I'M HERE TO GET MY RED BUTTON REVENGE!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND RESCUE THOSE OTHER CHARACTERS I GUESS.

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' THAT'S LIKE US!!

''{The still-silhouetted shadowy figure emerges.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN...

''{Cut to Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHOW YOURSELF, MYSTERIOUS SILHOUETTE-O!

''{Cut to the shadowy figure, as the the shadows recede. He resembles an anime version of Coach Z wearing a huge red cape and pauldrons.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM...

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Z SABRE!!

''{He holds up a zig-zagged sword menacingly. Cut to Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE YOU WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE? BECAUSE IT LOOKS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' LIKE YOU ARE WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM WEARING A MAJESTIC CAPE AND THE SHOULDER THINGIES

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE CALLED PAULDRONS YOU SIMPLETON!!

''{He slashes three times, making a Z pattern. He hits Stinkoman, who collapses. Cut to 1-Up.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOOOOO!!

''{Cut to Z Sabre, who again raises his sword.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND NOW TO TAKE MY RIGHT-FULLY PLACE AS "THE GUY!"

''{Cut to 1-Up}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINOKMAN! MOUTH CATCH!!

''{He picks up the "Power Crunch" and throws it. Triumphant music starts to play. Stinkoman catches the "Crunch" in his mouth and swallows it.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' CRUNCH!

''{He is renewed and strikes a dramatic pose. My Benz start to float upwards. The "Making small rocks float up off the ground!" sound clip plays.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAKING SMALL ROCKS FLOAT UP OFF THE GROUND!

''{He suddenly becomes muscular and jumps upward with a flash of bright light.}''

=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Guide) ===

With the effects of the Power Crunch, Stinkoman is now super buff, allowing him to jump much higher. You are going to need it. Z Sabre has four attacks at his disposal that he uses at random.
* The first is a horizontal charge that can be avoided by jumping over him as long as you are not too far toward the edge of the screen; otherwise, you will land on him and take damage.
* The second will have him jump up and strike below him. To dodge this attack, simply run in the opposite direction, and his attack will fall short.
* The third will have him launch a wave projectile across the arena. This is probably the simplest to avoid by simply jumping over the wave.
* The fourth will have him hover above the arena and shoot three volleys of triple-shot projectiles before landing and taunting. To avoid it, start running in his direction when his cape shows up.

Z Sabre cannot be hit when he's not attacking, so the main focus of the fight should be dodging and returning counter-fire. He is vulnerable for a short period after each attack. After seven hits, Z Sabre will be down and a cutscene will play, but it's not [[Videro Games|congraturation]] time yet...

=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Transcript) ===

''{Stinkoman and Z Sabre jump toward each other. Stinkoman charges an attack...}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' DOT...DOT...DOT!!

''{...and lets lose a huge shot. Z Sabre is hit and falls backwards in a heap. His sword plants itself in the ground near him. Cut to a closeup of Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND SO BEGENDS THE LAST MOST CHALLENGE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre, as a laughing sound effect is heard.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' HA. HA. HA. IF I CAN'T BE THE GUY, THEN NO ONE CAN!

''{He shakes his fist. Cut to a sliding door that opens, as a giant red clawed foot slams down. Cut back to Z Sabre.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' SAY HELLO TO MY PET INSIDE QUOTES!

''{Trogdor-like music plays as we cut back to the red claw, now joined by a second, and pan up the "pet", revealing it to be a robotic version of Trogador. Cut back to a shocked Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MECHA-TROGADOR?!?!

=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Guide) ===

The boss arena contains two timer platforms: one vertical and one horizontal. Mecha-Trogador occupies nearly the entire right half of the screen.

Mecha-Trogador has four attacks at his disposal that activate at various times.
* A talon will shoot off from one of Mecha-Trogador's feet. This can easily be avoided by jumping or standing on one of the timer platforms.
* Mecha-Trogador's Beefy Arm will track Stinkoman vertically before charging across the screen. When you see his arm pointing at Stinkoman, prepare to perform a juking maneuver - especially if you're on the timer platforms.
* The green bar on Mecha-Trogador's neck will begin lighting up, accompanied by a charging-up sound. When all the lights are on, Mecha-Trogador will use his Atomic Breath to cover the floor in flames temporarily. Depending on his right-to-left position, it is possible to dodge while on the floor, or to be hit even while on the low platform.
* One of Mecha-Trogador's nostrils will "open" and fire a Browntant bullet aimed at Stinkoman's position. This attack's tell is difficult to see, so pay attention to Mecha-Trogador's snout and prepare to dodge when you see the bullet.

To defeat Mecha-Trogador, climb up to his eyes and deal 3 hits of damage to them. This will cause his eyes to shut and the Crystal Heart of Mecha-Trogador in his chest to expose itself periodically. Climb down and deal 3 hits of damage to it, and his eyes will open up once more. This is easiest from the floor. You'll have to do this process 3 times (18 hits in total) to finally slay Trogdor...'s impostor's impostor.

=== Stage 10.5 (Transcript) ===

''{Mecha-Trogador explodes, bringing the whole castle down around him. Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN! THE CRYSTAL HEART OF MECHA-TROGADOR IS ABOUT TO ASPLODE!

''{All sound immediately cuts out as the camera pans to a computer showing Vector Strong Bad's face.}''

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY! QUIT BIGHTENING MY STYLE!

''{Cut to Stinkoman as the sound effects return.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I'LL FIND A WAY OUT! YOU TWO MEET ME IN THE NEXT CUTSCENE SAFE AND SOUND!

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' GREAT PLAN!!

''{The two head off.}''

=== Stage 10.5 Guide ===

That must have been a load bearing dragon, the base is crumbling and 90 seconds away from exploding. Make your way to the Stinkowing to escape. The effects of the Power Crunch have worn off so your jumps are back to normal.

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=== Final Cutscene ===

''{The Stinkowing flies away from the exploding castle before it completely collapses. Cut to the three heroes, looking out at it. 1-Up's hair and beard suddenly blow away in the wind. Cut to behind them, as Mecha-Trogador bursts out of the castle's wreckage.}''

'''STINKOMAN AND 1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WHAAH AND BLAAH!

''{But Mecha-Trogador continues exploding, finally blowing up for good. Seven colored crystals are seen being thrown from him as the heroes look on.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THE CRYSTAL SHARDS OF MECHA-TROGADOR SCATTERED AND SMOTHERED ACROSS PLANET K.

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WE SHOULD PROLLY MAKE SURE NO ONE TRIES TO REASSEMBLE THEM.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY SAYING-WORDS-GUY! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA FOR A SEQUEL OR MAYBE AN ANIMATED SERIES!

'''OFFSCREEN VOICE:''' ''{subtitled}'' YEAH!

''{Pan over to show Marzi-Mei and Cheatball standing nearby.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAYBE YOU CAN ACTUALLY INCLUDE US THIS TIME!

''{Marzi-Mei's eye glows.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHING!

''{Cut to an amused Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MARZI-MEI AND CHEATBALL?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I MAY BE WAY OFF BASE HERE BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE A BY-THE-NUMBERS CASE OF SOMEONE ASKING ME FOR A

''{He doesn't finish the sentence. Cut to a black "THE END" screen, but it's interrupted by a cut to Z Sabre emerging from the castle's wreckage. His left eye is now scarred over and the bottom of his face is scarred, revealing a mouth. A laughing sound effect is played.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW I HAVE A MOUUUUTH!

''{Cut back to "THE END", followed by the credits}''

=== Credits ===

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[[Category:Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough]]

Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10

LePorello — Fri, 25 Dec 2020 16:18:47 GMT

LePorello: /* Stage 10.2 Guide */ done!

== Level 10 - LASTIMOST! ==
''The final challenge awaits in an evil laircastle cavebase'' 
Stinkoman finally confronts the final level! (Took him long enough!)

=== Stage 10.1 (Transcript) ===

''{Pan up the castle with Stinkoman's silhouette in front of it, then cut to a closeup of Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...MMMM. STUMMY FULLA PRAWNS...ZZZ...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle, with lightning flashes; then to the shadowy figure's lair}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' UM. IS HE EVER GOING TO COME INSIDE?

''{Pan over to 1-Up and Pan Pan. 1-Up has blond hair and a full beard.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' I GREW A PRODIGIOUS BEARD!

''{The beard shines, and a bunch of small pandas suddenly appear around Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND PANPAN HAD A HUNDRED BABIES.

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' EWWW!

''{Cut to Stinkoman, who is nodding off.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...

''{A lightning bolt strikes and he suddenly jerks awake.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HUH-WAH?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! I FEEL ASLEEP!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I SHOULD PROBABLY START HEADING INTO THAT FORTRESS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!!

''{Cut to behind him, in silhouette. He's not moving.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' COMIN' UP HERE...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' PRETTY SOON.

''{Cut to the Shadowy Figure, who has completely lost his patience.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARGH-TWICE! JUST SEND HIM TO THE END BOSS AREADY!!

''{He presses a red button marked "TRAP THE DOOR". Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan, panicking.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! HE TRAPPED THE DOOR!

''{Cut to Stinkoman. A trapdoor opens from underneath him and he falls through.}''

=== Stage 10.1 Boss: Worst End Boss Ever (Guide) ===
It looks as if Strong Bad's prediction as to what the end boss looks like was correct. Fortunately, the Worst End Boss Ever is a joke boss- he only takes five hits to defeat, and most of his attacks aren’t aimed at Stinkoman.

Once you reduce this totally-not-end-boss to scrap, the Shadowy Figure will appear again and flee, and Stinkoman will chase after him.

=== Stage 10.1 Guide ===

* You start off facing a line of eight Denholms marching their way directly to Stinkoman's spawn point. Fortunately, they only last one hit apiece, so blast 'em before starting forward.
* Shoot across the small gap to take out the Denholm before jumping to the next platform, then repeat with the two Denholms on the following platform.
* On the next raised platform is a Yekop. Jump and shoot it (or just stand and shoot it; you can hit the lowest Yekop skull without going up to its platform) until it's gone, then move onward.
* Ahead is a crumbling platform and a Lorber. Wait until the Lorber turns its back, then jump up to the crumbling platform and the Lorber's platform. Three shots in the back will take him out.
* Either shoot down the Growtan on the next platform or ignore it and jump over it. You have the choice to either go down a set of platforms to the right or up a ladder made of rib bones.
** If you go down the platform stairs, you'll find a crumbling platform with a capsule and a timed platform. Taking the timed platform up will reveal an extra life below another crumbling platform, but the timed platform won't lift you high enough to reach it.
* Go up the ladder and quickly shoot out the Yekop, ducking back down the ladder if it pinches you in.
** Heading right will reveal that timed platform and extra life again, but trying to make the leap, you'll find you can't quite reach it. Back up the ladder with you!
* Instead, shoot the two Denholms before jumping to the platform on the left, then another Denholm on the next leftward platform. From here, jump to get your blasts over the Growtan's skull, taking out the Lorber, being sure to move under the raised wave of cannon fire when it comes your way.
* Jump up the stairs and make your way along the small line of platforms, aiming your jumps so as not to fall into the floor of Porchis and drills below.
* Once past the sharp things, quickly duck under the stairs to avoid the fish-looking Rightade. Ignore the Rightade, then climb the stairs and shoot the Thurgood Each until it pops, allowing access to the ladder.
* Climb the ladder, lounging on the rungs to shoot out the two Denholms and Lorber to the right. Climb back down the ladder to avoid the Lorber's bullets.
* Once the three enemies have been defeated, go up the ladder and up the platforms to the right, dropping down to where the baddies had been lingering. Head right and (surprise!) two more Denholms and another Lorber are hanging out on the next platform. Shoot them, moving under the Lorber's shots when required.
* Hop over to their platform and move right. Going up and over a wall nets you a capsule with the sight of an extra life above you.
* Move right and don't stop firing. Your fist blasts will take out the Soup Dibs being fired by a nearby Plonth, and will also eliminate the Plonth, damaging it when the Soup Dibs aren't taking the shots.
* Hop on the timed platform when it's at its lowest. It's possible to time your jump to ride all the way up to the platform on the right, but much easier to hop off to the left as a resting point.
** Additionally, shooting out or leaping over the Growtans and moving left will net you that extra life. Be careful when reaching the end of the platform, as a Kolkaryu will ambush you. Just drop down, grabbing the extra life, and quickly head right and out of range of the Kolkaryu's bullets.
* Once on the column on the right, move right to the next platform. Wait until the Rightade starts moving right, then drop off the left side of the platform and start blasting. The Thurgood Each will spit out more Rightades as each is destroyed, but a continuous stream of blasts will eliminate them all.
* Break through the crumbling platform where the Thurgood Each was sitting. In New Mode, you'll land on the checkpoint flag.
** At this point, you have the option to break through the crumbling platform in front of the checkpoint flag to get the extra life below it. This will drop you to the crumbling platform with the capsule and the set of platforms to the right of the very first ladder, making for a long walk back. But if the enemies are destroyed, all it costs is time.
* Drop down to the right and jump to shoot out the flying Lorber (called a Mistletooth) to the right.
* Quickly fall left to the next platform, then off the left edge of the platform. From here, shoot right to take out the Yekop.
* The Growtans can be shot out, but since you're on crumbling platforms, it's much simpler to jump over them when they're lowered. Make your way right along the line of crumbling platforms, hopping over the Growtans, before making it to sturdier ground.
* Here are five Denholms, all of which can be quickly taken out, and a Lorber on the top platform, which can be eliminated or ignored. Jump or shoot out the Growtan on the right.
** Down the ladder is a capsule, if you need it.
* As soon as the timed platform reaches its leftmost point, jump on. Fire a shot to the right to remove the Denholm, then jump to the right platform before your footing vanishes. Repeat with the next platform moving up, being sure to take out the Denholm on your landing area.
* To your right are three timed platforms moving up and down, along with one moving left and right below all of them. You're likely hosed if you fall, so instead, jump on all three platforms as they are moving up, making sure to watch the timer so you don't tumble.
* From the right platform, jump from as high a point as you can. You'll likely miss the platform, but be sure to grab the ladder before falling to either death or respawn. Climb the ladder.
* At the top of the ladder, the Shadowy Figure will appear and fire three balls at you. Dodge them and move right.
* You'll quickly meet a rectangle-faced stick man named Val Yancey, who will always charge in your direction. Shoot him and hop onto the small platform to dodge him, dropping and shooting him between avoidances.
* Once Val Yancey is gone, head right to the flag, dodging or avoiding one last set of Shadowy Figure shots along the way.

=== Stage 10.2 Guide ===
* As with the start of the previous stage, shoot out the line of three Denholms marching in your direction before heading right and taking out the Yekop.
* Move forward until you meet a line of five hidden Growtans. It's possible to time your run so that you pass over all five Growtans as they're lowered. It's also possible to shoot them all. Do whatever's easier.
* Keep going, shooting the line of four Denholms, then the Plonth and Soup Dibs atop a crumbling platform.
* Drop through the crumbling platform, grabbing the capsule, before landing in... Level 1?
* Wherever this is, you're now on a set of stairs with Jaros on the steps below. Shoot them all as they hop up, making your way to the ground. (There's another Jaro on the ground that needs shootin'.)
* Climb the ladder and shoot the Chorch. Hop over left, dodging the Browntant's bullets and shooting him as well.
* From the Browntant's ladder, shoot the three Greggos on the left, looking right after the shots to negate their invulnerability. Climb the Greggos' platforms, then take the moving platforms to a trapdoor. Hop onto the trapdoor (avoiding the drill above it) and onto the platform on the left, shooting the Chorch in the process.
* Climb down the ladder. Slay the Browntant (climbing the ladder to avoid its shots) and grab a capsule.
* Unfortunately, there's another Browntant on the left. Shoot or avoid it, then shoot out the Greggo on the ground.
* There's another crumbling platform here. Smash through it, picking up the extra life, to find yourself in... Level 2?
* You might have a good idea as to what's going on here now. If you fell where the extra life was, you should land on a safe stove between two Lundsfords. Move right, avoiding the Lundsford's flame, then hop on the fridge and onto the rising platform. (You can ignore the Terrell and the two bottles of Tortan.)
* Ride to the upper platform, shooting out the Grundy, then make your way past the three drills. Hop down the two hovering platforms on the right to meet a clump of ''five Stobats''. (Along with a couple of Grundys.)
[[Image:stobatquintet.png|thumb|The dreaded Stobat Quintet.]]
* Drop down to the left, out of range of any flying chicken bones. Shoot out the Grundys and Stobats, picking up a capsule hiding behind the poultry cluster.
* Climb the platforms and retracting ladders on the right, then hop the sporks at the top of the platforms. Head down the platforms and ladders (watch out for the Browntant on the left), being careful of the Rose Blakes on the ground. A Kolkaryu will meet you between the Rose Blakes; stand directly underneath it to avoid its shots.
* Once the Kolkaryu passes, pass over the right Rose Blake when it's black and cool, then hop on the edge of the Lundsford to avoid its flame. When the flame is out, pass it to reach another crumbling platform and capsule.
* This platform drops you into a facsimile of Level 4, onto a checkpoint flag (in New Mode) and directly in front of a blastable Frotzer. As you move left, a Poorbt will appear; jump its fist and shoot it. Jump the platforms, shooting the Gokul.
* When on the Gokul's platform, a Gaspeau will speed at you; shoot it. Then ride the moving platform over the floor of Pooru-Pooru and past the Pink Cham Cham's lasers.
** If shot off the platform, ''run left''. Another Poorbt will come at you when you clear the field of Pooru-Pooru.
* Hop off the riding platform and you'll be on the mooooooon! A Bendini Sister will come directly at your platform, so hit the floor.
* Climb the ladder to find a Chorch, a capsule, and a Bluetant. Grab the pill and shoot the enemies, then take the moving platform (dodging the Bendini Sister).
** Alternately, move left past the ladder and through the trio of Piedmonts.
* As you approach the next crumbling platform, an Astromund will charge you; hop it, then make your way down the next crumbling platform into the Flying Cloud Zone.
* Climb the evaporating clouds and shoot down the Protek on the long cloud platform. Run right, moving against the conveyor belt while dodging the Stafulter. Climb onto the next cloud (avoiding the Stothos' shots from across the level gap) and drop down to the floor.
** There's a capsule to the left, behind a Postlethwaite and a floor Porchi.
* Fortunately, you won't freeze to square in this ice zone, but there's still a Stothos here that needs to go. Shoot it from the rising platform before hopping to its location. Move right and get on the platform moving left to right.
** There's another capsule here. From this moving platform, get on the platform going up and down and shoot out the Stothos on the left. Hop on the set of platforms leading up to the capsule, shooting the single My Benj on the capsule platform itself.
* Fall off to the right, avoiding the three My Benj on the ground. Move left so your bullets can hit the My Benj, then take out the Biztar on the collapsing platform once clear.
* When you hit the crumbling platform, a Fullbide will fly at you from the left, so shoot it out before dropping to the next level.
* In your small glitched-out landing space, fall through the reverse trapdoor into a small hole, from where you can safely shoot the Plonth on the left (ignore the Soup Dibs) and the Mistletooth on the right.
* Back in Level 10, climb the rib ladder and grab the capsule atop the column. Jump and shoot the Downtant before climbing onto the rising and falling platform.
* Drop onto the floor below the platform and meet another Val Yancey. Jump over it as it charges between shots until your fifth hit takes it out.
* Move left and the Shadowy Figure will fire another blast of three shots at you; dodge them before hopping on the timed platform. Ride it to the top of the column, then drop left onto the crumbling platform.
* Break through this final crumbling platform, hug the left wall for a capsule, and prepare to meet...

=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Transcript) ===

''{A spotlight opens in a black screen. Stinkoman falls from it and makes a three-point landing.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THREE POINT STANCE PANTS.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HELLO? I'M HERE TO GET MY RED BUTTON REVENGE!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND RESCUE THOSE OTHER CHARACTERS I GUESS.

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' THAT'S LIKE US!!

''{The still-silhouetted shadowy figure emerges.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN...

''{Cut to Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHOW YOURSELF, MYSTERIOUS SILHOUETTE-O!

''{Cut to the shadowy figure, as the the shadows recede. He resembles an anime version of Coach Z wearing a huge red cape and pauldrons.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM...

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Z SABRE!!

''{He holds up a zig-zagged sword menacingly. Cut to Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE YOU WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE? BECAUSE IT LOOKS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' LIKE YOU ARE WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM WEARING A MAJESTIC CAPE AND THE SHOULDER THINGIES

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE CALLED PAULDRONS YOU SIMPLETON!!

''{He slashes three times, making a Z pattern. He hits Stinkoman, who collapses. Cut to 1-Up.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOOOOO!!

''{Cut to Z Sabre, who again raises his sword.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND NOW TO TAKE MY RIGHT-FULLY PLACE AS "THE GUY!"

''{Cut to 1-Up}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINOKMAN! MOUTH CATCH!!

''{He picks up the "Power Crunch" and throws it. Triumphant music starts to play. Stinkoman catches the "Crunch" in his mouth and swallows it.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' CRUNCH!

''{He is renewed and strikes a dramatic pose. My Benz start to float upwards. The "Making small rocks float up off the ground!" sound clip plays.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAKING SMALL ROCKS FLOAT UP OFF THE GROUND!

''{He suddenly becomes muscular and jumps upward with a flash of bright light.}''

=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Guide) ===

With the effects of the Power Crunch, Stinkoman is now super buff, allowing him to jump much higher. You are going to need it. Z Sabre has four attacks at his disposal that he uses at random.
* The first is a horizontal charge that can be avoided by jumping over him as long as you are not too far toward the edge of the screen; otherwise, you will land on him and take damage.
* The second will have him jump up and strike below him. To dodge this attack, simply run in the opposite direction, and his attack will fall short.
* The third will have him launch a wave projectile across the arena. This is probably the simplest to avoid by simply jumping over the wave.
* The fourth will have him hover above the arena and shoot three volleys of triple-shot projectiles before landing and taunting. To avoid it, start running in his direction when his cape shows up.

Z Sabre cannot be hit when he's not attacking, so the main focus of the fight should be dodging and returning counter-fire. He is vulnerable for a short period after each attack. After eight hits, Z Sabre will be down and a cutscene will play, but it's not [[Videro Games|congraturation]] time yet...

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=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Transcript) ===

''{Stinkoman and Z Sabre jump toward each other. Stinkoman charges an attack...}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' DOT...DOT...DOT!!

''{...and lets lose a huge shot. Z Sabre is hit and falls backwards in a heap. His sword plants itself in the ground near him. Cut to a closeup of Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND SO BEGENDS THE LAST MOST CHALLENGE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre, as a laughing sound effect is heard.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' HA. HA. HA. IF I CAN'T BE THE GUY, THEN NO ONE CAN!

''{He shakes his fist. Cut to a sliding door that opens, as a giant red clawed foot slams down. Cut back to Z Sabre.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' SAY HELLO TO MY PET INSIDE QUOTES!

''{Trogdor-like music plays as we cut back to the red claw, now joined by a second, and pan up the "pet", revealing it to be a robotic version of Trogador. Cut back to a shocked Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MECHA-TROGADOR?!?!

=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Guide) ===

The boss arena contains two timer platforms: one vertical and one horizontal. Mecha-Trogador occupies nearly the entire right half of the screen.

Mecha-Trogador has four attacks at his disposal that activate at various times.
* A talon will shoot off from one of Mecha-Trogador's feet. This can easily be avoided by jumping or standing on one of the timer platforms.
* Mecha-Trogador's Beefy Arm will track Stinkoman vertically before charging across the screen. When you see his arm pointing at Stinkoman, prepare to perform a juking maneuver - especially if you're on the timer platforms.
* The green bar on Mecha-Trogador's neck will begin lighting up, accompanied by a charging-up sound. When all the lights are on, Mecha-Trogador will use his Atomic Breath to cover the floor in flames temporarily. Depending on his right-to-left position, it is possible to dodge while on the floor, or to be hit even while on the low platform.
* One of Mecha-Trogador's nostrils will "open" and fire a Browntant bullet aimed at Stinkoman's position. This attack's tell is difficult to see, so pay attention to Mecha-Trogador's snout and prepare to dodge when you see the bullet.

To defeat Mecha-Trogador, climb up to his eyes and deal 3 hits of damage to them. This will cause his eyes to shut and the Crystal Heart of Mecha-Trogador in his chest to expose itself periodically. Climb down and deal 3 hits of damage to it, and his eyes will open up once more. This is easiest from the floor. You'll have to do this process 3 times (18 hits in total) to finally slay Trogdor...'s impostor's impostor.

=== Stage 10.5 (Transcript) ===

''{Mecha-Trogador explodes, bringing the whole castle down around him. Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN! THE CRYSTAL HEART OF MECHA-TROGADOR IS ABOUT TO ASPLODE!

''{All sound immediately cuts out as the camera pans to a computer showing Vector Strong Bad's face.}''

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY! QUIT BIGHTENING MY STYLE!

''{Cut to Stinkoman as the sound effects return.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I'LL FIND A WAY OUT! YOU TWO MEET ME IN THE NEXT CUTSCENE SAFE AND SOUND!

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' GREAT PLAN!!

''{The two head off.}''

=== Stage 10.5 Guide ===

That must have been a load bearing dragon, the base is crumbling and 90 seconds away from exploding. Make your way to the Stinkowing to escape. The effects of the Power Crunch have worn off so your jumps are back to normal.

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=== Final Cutscene ===

''{The Stinkowing flies away from the exploding castle before it completely collapses. Cut to the three heroes, looking out at it. 1-Up's hair and beard suddenly blow away in the wind. Cut to behind them, as Mecha-Trogador bursts out of the castle's wreckage.}''

'''STINKOMAN AND 1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WHAAH AND BLAAH!

''{But Mecha-Trogador continues exploding, finally blowing up for good. Seven colored crystals are seen being thrown from him as the heroes look on.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THE CRYSTAL SHARDS OF MECHA-TROGADOR SCATTERED AND SMOTHERED ACROSS PLANET K.

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WE SHOULD PROLLY MAKE SURE NO ONE TRIES TO REASSEMBLE THEM.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY SAYING-WORDS-GUY! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA FOR A SEQUEL OR MAYBE AN ANIMATED SERIES!

'''OFFSCREEN VOICE:''' ''{subtitled}'' YEAH!

''{Pan over to show Marzi-Mei and Cheatball standing nearby.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAYBE YOU CAN ACTUALLY INCLUDE US THIS TIME!

''{Marzi-Mei's eye glows.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHING!

''{Cut to an amused Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MARZI-MEI AND CHEATBALL?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I MAY BE WAY OFF BASE HERE BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE A BY-THE-NUMBERS CASE OF SOMEONE ASKING ME FOR A

''{He doesn't finish the sentence. Cut to a black "THE END" screen, but it's interrupted by a cut to Z Sabre emerging from the castle's wreckage. His left eye is now scarred over and the bottom of his face is scarred, revealing a mouth. A laughing sound effect is played.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW I HAVE A MOUUUUTH!

''{Cut back to "THE END", followed by the credits}''

=== Credits ===

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[[Category:Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough]]

Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10

LePorello — Fri, 25 Dec 2020 16:11:40 GMT

LePorello: /* Stage 10.2 Guide */

== Level 10 - LASTIMOST! ==
''The final challenge awaits in an evil laircastle cavebase'' 
Stinkoman finally confronts the final level! (Took him long enough!)

=== Stage 10.1 (Transcript) ===

''{Pan up the castle with Stinkoman's silhouette in front of it, then cut to a closeup of Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...MMMM. STUMMY FULLA PRAWNS...ZZZ...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle, with lightning flashes; then to the shadowy figure's lair}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' UM. IS HE EVER GOING TO COME INSIDE?

''{Pan over to 1-Up and Pan Pan. 1-Up has blond hair and a full beard.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' I GREW A PRODIGIOUS BEARD!

''{The beard shines, and a bunch of small pandas suddenly appear around Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND PANPAN HAD A HUNDRED BABIES.

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' EWWW!

''{Cut to Stinkoman, who is nodding off.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...

''{A lightning bolt strikes and he suddenly jerks awake.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HUH-WAH?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! I FEEL ASLEEP!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I SHOULD PROBABLY START HEADING INTO THAT FORTRESS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!!

''{Cut to behind him, in silhouette. He's not moving.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' COMIN' UP HERE...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' PRETTY SOON.

''{Cut to the Shadowy Figure, who has completely lost his patience.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARGH-TWICE! JUST SEND HIM TO THE END BOSS AREADY!!

''{He presses a red button marked "TRAP THE DOOR". Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan, panicking.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! HE TRAPPED THE DOOR!

''{Cut to Stinkoman. A trapdoor opens from underneath him and he falls through.}''

=== Stage 10.1 Boss: Worst End Boss Ever (Guide) ===
It looks as if Strong Bad's prediction as to what the end boss looks like was correct. Fortunately, the Worst End Boss Ever is a joke boss- he only takes five hits to defeat, and most of his attacks aren’t aimed at Stinkoman.

Once you reduce this totally-not-end-boss to scrap, the Shadowy Figure will appear again and flee, and Stinkoman will chase after him.

=== Stage 10.1 Guide ===

* You start off facing a line of eight Denholms marching their way directly to Stinkoman's spawn point. Fortunately, they only last one hit apiece, so blast 'em before starting forward.
* Shoot across the small gap to take out the Denholm before jumping to the next platform, then repeat with the two Denholms on the following platform.
* On the next raised platform is a Yekop. Jump and shoot it (or just stand and shoot it; you can hit the lowest Yekop skull without going up to its platform) until it's gone, then move onward.
* Ahead is a crumbling platform and a Lorber. Wait until the Lorber turns its back, then jump up to the crumbling platform and the Lorber's platform. Three shots in the back will take him out.
* Either shoot down the Growtan on the next platform or ignore it and jump over it. You have the choice to either go down a set of platforms to the right or up a ladder made of rib bones.
** If you go down the platform stairs, you'll find a crumbling platform with a capsule and a timed platform. Taking the timed platform up will reveal an extra life below another crumbling platform, but the timed platform won't lift you high enough to reach it.
* Go up the ladder and quickly shoot out the Yekop, ducking back down the ladder if it pinches you in.
** Heading right will reveal that timed platform and extra life again, but trying to make the leap, you'll find you can't quite reach it. Back up the ladder with you!
* Instead, shoot the two Denholms before jumping to the platform on the left, then another Denholm on the next leftward platform. From here, jump to get your blasts over the Growtan's skull, taking out the Lorber, being sure to move under the raised wave of cannon fire when it comes your way.
* Jump up the stairs and make your way along the small line of platforms, aiming your jumps so as not to fall into the floor of Porchis and drills below.
* Once past the sharp things, quickly duck under the stairs to avoid the fish-looking Rightade. Ignore the Rightade, then climb the stairs and shoot the Thurgood Each until it pops, allowing access to the ladder.
* Climb the ladder, lounging on the rungs to shoot out the two Denholms and Lorber to the right. Climb back down the ladder to avoid the Lorber's bullets.
* Once the three enemies have been defeated, go up the ladder and up the platforms to the right, dropping down to where the baddies had been lingering. Head right and (surprise!) two more Denholms and another Lorber are hanging out on the next platform. Shoot them, moving under the Lorber's shots when required.
* Hop over to their platform and move right. Going up and over a wall nets you a capsule with the sight of an extra life above you.
* Move right and don't stop firing. Your fist blasts will take out the Soup Dibs being fired by a nearby Plonth, and will also eliminate the Plonth, damaging it when the Soup Dibs aren't taking the shots.
* Hop on the timed platform when it's at its lowest. It's possible to time your jump to ride all the way up to the platform on the right, but much easier to hop off to the left as a resting point.
** Additionally, shooting out or leaping over the Growtans and moving left will net you that extra life. Be careful when reaching the end of the platform, as a Kolkaryu will ambush you. Just drop down, grabbing the extra life, and quickly head right and out of range of the Kolkaryu's bullets.
* Once on the column on the right, move right to the next platform. Wait until the Rightade starts moving right, then drop off the left side of the platform and start blasting. The Thurgood Each will spit out more Rightades as each is destroyed, but a continuous stream of blasts will eliminate them all.
* Break through the crumbling platform where the Thurgood Each was sitting. In New Mode, you'll land on the checkpoint flag.
** At this point, you have the option to break through the crumbling platform in front of the checkpoint flag to get the extra life below it. This will drop you to the crumbling platform with the capsule and the set of platforms to the right of the very first ladder, making for a long walk back. But if the enemies are destroyed, all it costs is time.
* Drop down to the right and jump to shoot out the flying Lorber (called a Mistletooth) to the right.
* Quickly fall left to the next platform, then off the left edge of the platform. From here, shoot right to take out the Yekop.
* The Growtans can be shot out, but since you're on crumbling platforms, it's much simpler to jump over them when they're lowered. Make your way right along the line of crumbling platforms, hopping over the Growtans, before making it to sturdier ground.
* Here are five Denholms, all of which can be quickly taken out, and a Lorber on the top platform, which can be eliminated or ignored. Jump or shoot out the Growtan on the right.
** Down the ladder is a capsule, if you need it.
* As soon as the timed platform reaches its leftmost point, jump on. Fire a shot to the right to remove the Denholm, then jump to the right platform before your footing vanishes. Repeat with the next platform moving up, being sure to take out the Denholm on your landing area.
* To your right are three timed platforms moving up and down, along with one moving left and right below all of them. You're likely hosed if you fall, so instead, jump on all three platforms as they are moving up, making sure to watch the timer so you don't tumble.
* From the right platform, jump from as high a point as you can. You'll likely miss the platform, but be sure to grab the ladder before falling to either death or respawn. Climb the ladder.
* At the top of the ladder, the Shadowy Figure will appear and fire three balls at you. Dodge them and move right.
* You'll quickly meet a rectangle-faced stick man named Val Yancey, who will always charge in your direction. Shoot him and hop onto the small platform to dodge him, dropping and shooting him between avoidances.
* Once Val Yancey is gone, head right to the flag, dodging or avoiding one last set of Shadowy Figure shots along the way.

=== Stage 10.2 Guide ===
* As with the start of the previous stage, shoot out the line of three Denholms marching in your direction before heading right and taking out the Yekop.
* Move forward until you meet a line of five hidden Growtans. It's possible to time your run so that you pass over all five Growtans as they're lowered. It's also possible to shoot them all. Do whatever's easier.
* Keep going, shooting the line of four Denholms, then the Plonth and Soup Dibs atop a crumbling platform.
* Drop through the crumbling platform, grabbing the capsule, before landing in... Level 1?
* Wherever this is, you're now on a set of stairs with Jaros on the steps below. Shoot them all as they hop up, making your way to the ground. (There's another Jaro on the ground that needs shootin'.)
* Climb the ladder and shoot the Chorch. Hop over left, dodging the Browntant's bullets and shooting him as well.
* From the Browntant's ladder, shoot the three Greggos on the left, looking right after the shots to negate their invulnerability. Climb the Greggos' platforms, then take the moving platforms to a trapdoor. Hop onto the trapdoor (avoiding the drill above it) and onto the platform on the left, shooting the Chorch in the process.
* Climb down the ladder. Slay the Browntant (climbing the ladder to avoid its shots) and grab a capsule.
* Unfortunately, there's another Browntant on the left. Shoot or avoid it, then shoot out the Greggo on the ground.
* There's another crumbling platform here. Smash through it, picking up the extra life, to find yourself in... Level 2?
* You might have a good idea as to what's going on here now. If you fell where the extra life was, you should land on a safe stove between two Lundsfords. Move right, avoiding the Lundsford's flame, then hop on the fridge and onto the rising platform. (You can ignore the Terrell and the two bottles of Tortan.)
* Ride to the upper platform, shooting out the Grundy, then make your way past the three drills. Hop down the two hovering platforms on the right to meet a clump of ''five Stobats''. (Along with a couple of Grundys.)
[[Image:stobatquintet.png|thumb|The dreaded Stobat Quintet.]]
* Drop down to the left, out of range of any flying chicken bones. Shoot out the Grundys and Stobats, picking up a capsule hiding behind the poultry cluster.
* Climb the platforms and retracting ladders on the right, then hop the sporks at the top of the platforms. Head down the platforms and ladders (watch out for the Browntant on the left), being careful of the Rose Blakes on the ground. A Kolkaryu will meet you between the Rose Blakes; stand directly underneath it to avoid its shots.
* Once the Kolkaryu passes, pass over the right Rose Blake when it's black and cool, then hop on the edge of the Lundsford to avoid its flame. When the flame is out, pass it to reach another crumbling platform and capsule.
* This platform drops you into a facsimile of Level 4, onto a checkpoint flag (in New Mode) and directly in front of a blastable Frotzer. As you move left, a Poorbt will appear; jump its fist and shoot it. Jump the platforms, shooting the Gokul.
* When on the Gokul's platform, a Gaspeau will speed at you; shoot it. Then ride the moving platform over the floor of Pooru-Pooru and past the Pink Cham Cham's lasers.
** If shot off the platform, ''run left''. Another Poorbt will come at you when you clear the field of Pooru-Pooru.
* Hop off the riding platform and you'll be on the mooooooon! A Bendini Sister will come directly at your platform, so hit the floor.
* Climb the ladder to find a Chorch, a capsule, and a Bluetant. Grab the pill and shoot the enemies, then take the moving platform (dodging the Bendini Sister).
** Alternately, move left past the ladder and through the trio of Piedmonts.
* As you approach the next crumbling platform, an Astromund will charge you; hop it, then make your way down the next crumbling platform into the Flying Cloud Zone.
* Climb the evaporating clouds and shoot down the Protek on the long cloud platform. Run right, moving against the conveyor belt while dodging the Stafulter. Climb onto the next cloud (avoiding the Stothos' shots from across the level gap) and drop down to the floor.
** There's a capsule to the left, behind a Postlethwaite and a floor Porchi.
* Fortunately, you won't freeze to square in this ice zone, but there's still a Stothos here that needs to go. Shoot it from the rising platform before hopping to its location. Move right and get on the platform moving left to right.
** There's another capsule here. From this moving platform, get on the platform going up and down and shoot out the Stothos on the left. Hop on the set of platforms leading up to the capsule, shooting the single My Benj on the capsule platform itself.
* Fall off to the right, avoiding the three My Benj on the ground. Move left so your bullets can hit the My Benj, then take out the Biztar on the collapsing platform once clear.
* When you hit the crumbling platform, a Fullbide will fly at you from the left, so shoot it out before dropping to the next level.
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=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Transcript) ===

''{A spotlight opens in a black screen. Stinkoman falls from it and makes a three-point landing.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THREE POINT STANCE PANTS.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HELLO? I'M HERE TO GET MY RED BUTTON REVENGE!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND RESCUE THOSE OTHER CHARACTERS I GUESS.

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' THAT'S LIKE US!!

''{The still-silhouetted shadowy figure emerges.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN...

''{Cut to Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHOW YOURSELF, MYSTERIOUS SILHOUETTE-O!

''{Cut to the shadowy figure, as the the shadows recede. He resembles an anime version of Coach Z wearing a huge red cape and pauldrons.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM...

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Z SABRE!!

''{He holds up a zig-zagged sword menacingly. Cut to Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE YOU WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE? BECAUSE IT LOOKS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' LIKE YOU ARE WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM WEARING A MAJESTIC CAPE AND THE SHOULDER THINGIES

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE CALLED PAULDRONS YOU SIMPLETON!!

''{He slashes three times, making a Z pattern. He hits Stinkoman, who collapses. Cut to 1-Up.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOOOOO!!

''{Cut to Z Sabre, who again raises his sword.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND NOW TO TAKE MY RIGHT-FULLY PLACE AS "THE GUY!"

''{Cut to 1-Up}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINOKMAN! MOUTH CATCH!!

''{He picks up the "Power Crunch" and throws it. Triumphant music starts to play. Stinkoman catches the "Crunch" in his mouth and swallows it.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' CRUNCH!

''{He is renewed and strikes a dramatic pose. My Benz start to float upwards. The "Making small rocks float up off the ground!" sound clip plays.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAKING SMALL ROCKS FLOAT UP OFF THE GROUND!

''{He suddenly becomes muscular and jumps upward with a flash of bright light.}''

=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Guide) ===

With the effects of the Power Crunch, Stinkoman is now super buff, allowing him to jump much higher. You are going to need it. Z Sabre has four attacks at his disposal that he uses at random.
* The first is a horizontal charge that can be avoided by jumping over him as long as you are not too far toward the edge of the screen; otherwise, you will land on him and take damage.
* The second will have him jump up and strike below him. To dodge this attack, simply run in the opposite direction, and his attack will fall short.
* The third will have him launch a wave projectile across the arena. This is probably the simplest to avoid by simply jumping over the wave.
* The fourth will have him hover above the arena and shoot three volleys of triple-shot projectiles before landing and taunting. To avoid it, start running in his direction when his cape shows up.

Z Sabre cannot be hit when he's not attacking, so the main focus of the fight should be dodging and returning counter-fire. He is vulnerable for a short period after each attack. After eight hits, Z Sabre will be down and a cutscene will play, but it's not [[Videro Games|congraturation]] time yet...

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=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Transcript) ===

''{Stinkoman and Z Sabre jump toward each other. Stinkoman charges an attack...}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' DOT...DOT...DOT!!

''{...and lets lose a huge shot. Z Sabre is hit and falls backwards in a heap. His sword plants itself in the ground near him. Cut to a closeup of Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND SO BEGENDS THE LAST MOST CHALLENGE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre, as a laughing sound effect is heard.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' HA. HA. HA. IF I CAN'T BE THE GUY, THEN NO ONE CAN!

''{He shakes his fist. Cut to a sliding door that opens, as a giant red clawed foot slams down. Cut back to Z Sabre.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' SAY HELLO TO MY PET INSIDE QUOTES!

''{Trogdor-like music plays as we cut back to the red claw, now joined by a second, and pan up the "pet", revealing it to be a robotic version of Trogador. Cut back to a shocked Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MECHA-TROGADOR?!?!

=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Guide) ===

The boss arena contains two timer platforms: one vertical and one horizontal. Mecha-Trogador occupies nearly the entire right half of the screen.

Mecha-Trogador has four attacks at his disposal that activate at various times.
* A talon will shoot off from one of Mecha-Trogador's feet. This can easily be avoided by jumping or standing on one of the timer platforms.
* Mecha-Trogador's Beefy Arm will track Stinkoman vertically before charging across the screen. When you see his arm pointing at Stinkoman, prepare to perform a juking maneuver - especially if you're on the timer platforms.
* The green bar on Mecha-Trogador's neck will begin lighting up, accompanied by a charging-up sound. When all the lights are on, Mecha-Trogador will use his Atomic Breath to cover the floor in flames temporarily. Depending on his right-to-left position, it is possible to dodge while on the floor, or to be hit even while on the low platform.
* One of Mecha-Trogador's nostrils will "open" and fire a Browntant bullet aimed at Stinkoman's position. This attack's tell is difficult to see, so pay attention to Mecha-Trogador's snout and prepare to dodge when you see the bullet.

To defeat Mecha-Trogador, climb up to his eyes and deal 3 hits of damage to them. This will cause his eyes to shut and the Crystal Heart of Mecha-Trogador in his chest to expose itself periodically. Climb down and deal 3 hits of damage to it, and his eyes will open up once more. This is easiest from the floor. You'll have to do this process 3 times (18 hits in total) to finally slay Trogdor...'s impostor's impostor.

=== Stage 10.5 (Transcript) ===

''{Mecha-Trogador explodes, bringing the whole castle down around him. Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN! THE CRYSTAL HEART OF MECHA-TROGADOR IS ABOUT TO ASPLODE!

''{All sound immediately cuts out as the camera pans to a computer showing Vector Strong Bad's face.}''

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY! QUIT BIGHTENING MY STYLE!

''{Cut to Stinkoman as the sound effects return.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I'LL FIND A WAY OUT! YOU TWO MEET ME IN THE NEXT CUTSCENE SAFE AND SOUND!

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' GREAT PLAN!!

''{The two head off.}''

=== Stage 10.5 Guide ===

That must have been a load bearing dragon, the base is crumbling and 90 seconds away from exploding. Make your way to the Stinkowing to escape. The effects of the Power Crunch have worn off so your jumps are back to normal.

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=== Final Cutscene ===

''{The Stinkowing flies away from the exploding castle before it completely collapses. Cut to the three heroes, looking out at it. 1-Up's hair and beard suddenly blow away in the wind. Cut to behind them, as Mecha-Trogador bursts out of the castle's wreckage.}''

'''STINKOMAN AND 1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WHAAH AND BLAAH!

''{But Mecha-Trogador continues exploding, finally blowing up for good. Seven colored crystals are seen being thrown from him as the heroes look on.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THE CRYSTAL SHARDS OF MECHA-TROGADOR SCATTERED AND SMOTHERED ACROSS PLANET K.

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WE SHOULD PROLLY MAKE SURE NO ONE TRIES TO REASSEMBLE THEM.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY SAYING-WORDS-GUY! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA FOR A SEQUEL OR MAYBE AN ANIMATED SERIES!

'''OFFSCREEN VOICE:''' ''{subtitled}'' YEAH!

''{Pan over to show Marzi-Mei and Cheatball standing nearby.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAYBE YOU CAN ACTUALLY INCLUDE US THIS TIME!

''{Marzi-Mei's eye glows.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHING!

''{Cut to an amused Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MARZI-MEI AND CHEATBALL?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I MAY BE WAY OFF BASE HERE BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE A BY-THE-NUMBERS CASE OF SOMEONE ASKING ME FOR A

''{He doesn't finish the sentence. Cut to a black "THE END" screen, but it's interrupted by a cut to Z Sabre emerging from the castle's wreckage. His left eye is now scarred over and the bottom of his face is scarred, revealing a mouth. A laughing sound effect is played.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW I HAVE A MOUUUUTH!

''{Cut back to "THE END", followed by the credits}''

=== Credits ===

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{{Stinkoman 20X6}}

[[Category:Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough]]

Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10

LePorello — Fri, 25 Dec 2020 16:11:13 GMT

LePorello: /* Stage 10.2 Guide */

== Level 10 - LASTIMOST! ==
''The final challenge awaits in an evil laircastle cavebase'' 
Stinkoman finally confronts the final level! (Took him long enough!)

=== Stage 10.1 (Transcript) ===

''{Pan up the castle with Stinkoman's silhouette in front of it, then cut to a closeup of Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...MMMM. STUMMY FULLA PRAWNS...ZZZ...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle, with lightning flashes; then to the shadowy figure's lair}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' UM. IS HE EVER GOING TO COME INSIDE?

''{Pan over to 1-Up and Pan Pan. 1-Up has blond hair and a full beard.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' I GREW A PRODIGIOUS BEARD!

''{The beard shines, and a bunch of small pandas suddenly appear around Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND PANPAN HAD A HUNDRED BABIES.

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' EWWW!

''{Cut to Stinkoman, who is nodding off.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...

''{A lightning bolt strikes and he suddenly jerks awake.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HUH-WAH?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! I FEEL ASLEEP!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I SHOULD PROBABLY START HEADING INTO THAT FORTRESS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!!

''{Cut to behind him, in silhouette. He's not moving.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' COMIN' UP HERE...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' PRETTY SOON.

''{Cut to the Shadowy Figure, who has completely lost his patience.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARGH-TWICE! JUST SEND HIM TO THE END BOSS AREADY!!

''{He presses a red button marked "TRAP THE DOOR". Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan, panicking.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! HE TRAPPED THE DOOR!

''{Cut to Stinkoman. A trapdoor opens from underneath him and he falls through.}''

=== Stage 10.1 Boss: Worst End Boss Ever (Guide) ===
It looks as if Strong Bad's prediction as to what the end boss looks like was correct. Fortunately, the Worst End Boss Ever is a joke boss- he only takes five hits to defeat, and most of his attacks aren’t aimed at Stinkoman.

Once you reduce this totally-not-end-boss to scrap, the Shadowy Figure will appear again and flee, and Stinkoman will chase after him.

=== Stage 10.1 Guide ===

* You start off facing a line of eight Denholms marching their way directly to Stinkoman's spawn point. Fortunately, they only last one hit apiece, so blast 'em before starting forward.
* Shoot across the small gap to take out the Denholm before jumping to the next platform, then repeat with the two Denholms on the following platform.
* On the next raised platform is a Yekop. Jump and shoot it (or just stand and shoot it; you can hit the lowest Yekop skull without going up to its platform) until it's gone, then move onward.
* Ahead is a crumbling platform and a Lorber. Wait until the Lorber turns its back, then jump up to the crumbling platform and the Lorber's platform. Three shots in the back will take him out.
* Either shoot down the Growtan on the next platform or ignore it and jump over it. You have the choice to either go down a set of platforms to the right or up a ladder made of rib bones.
** If you go down the platform stairs, you'll find a crumbling platform with a capsule and a timed platform. Taking the timed platform up will reveal an extra life below another crumbling platform, but the timed platform won't lift you high enough to reach it.
* Go up the ladder and quickly shoot out the Yekop, ducking back down the ladder if it pinches you in.
** Heading right will reveal that timed platform and extra life again, but trying to make the leap, you'll find you can't quite reach it. Back up the ladder with you!
* Instead, shoot the two Denholms before jumping to the platform on the left, then another Denholm on the next leftward platform. From here, jump to get your blasts over the Growtan's skull, taking out the Lorber, being sure to move under the raised wave of cannon fire when it comes your way.
* Jump up the stairs and make your way along the small line of platforms, aiming your jumps so as not to fall into the floor of Porchis and drills below.
* Once past the sharp things, quickly duck under the stairs to avoid the fish-looking Rightade. Ignore the Rightade, then climb the stairs and shoot the Thurgood Each until it pops, allowing access to the ladder.
* Climb the ladder, lounging on the rungs to shoot out the two Denholms and Lorber to the right. Climb back down the ladder to avoid the Lorber's bullets.
* Once the three enemies have been defeated, go up the ladder and up the platforms to the right, dropping down to where the baddies had been lingering. Head right and (surprise!) two more Denholms and another Lorber are hanging out on the next platform. Shoot them, moving under the Lorber's shots when required.
* Hop over to their platform and move right. Going up and over a wall nets you a capsule with the sight of an extra life above you.
* Move right and don't stop firing. Your fist blasts will take out the Soup Dibs being fired by a nearby Plonth, and will also eliminate the Plonth, damaging it when the Soup Dibs aren't taking the shots.
* Hop on the timed platform when it's at its lowest. It's possible to time your jump to ride all the way up to the platform on the right, but much easier to hop off to the left as a resting point.
** Additionally, shooting out or leaping over the Growtans and moving left will net you that extra life. Be careful when reaching the end of the platform, as a Kolkaryu will ambush you. Just drop down, grabbing the extra life, and quickly head right and out of range of the Kolkaryu's bullets.
* Once on the column on the right, move right to the next platform. Wait until the Rightade starts moving right, then drop off the left side of the platform and start blasting. The Thurgood Each will spit out more Rightades as each is destroyed, but a continuous stream of blasts will eliminate them all.
* Break through the crumbling platform where the Thurgood Each was sitting. In New Mode, you'll land on the checkpoint flag.
** At this point, you have the option to break through the crumbling platform in front of the checkpoint flag to get the extra life below it. This will drop you to the crumbling platform with the capsule and the set of platforms to the right of the very first ladder, making for a long walk back. But if the enemies are destroyed, all it costs is time.
* Drop down to the right and jump to shoot out the flying Lorber (called a Mistletooth) to the right.
* Quickly fall left to the next platform, then off the left edge of the platform. From here, shoot right to take out the Yekop.
* The Growtans can be shot out, but since you're on crumbling platforms, it's much simpler to jump over them when they're lowered. Make your way right along the line of crumbling platforms, hopping over the Growtans, before making it to sturdier ground.
* Here are five Denholms, all of which can be quickly taken out, and a Lorber on the top platform, which can be eliminated or ignored. Jump or shoot out the Growtan on the right.
** Down the ladder is a capsule, if you need it.
* As soon as the timed platform reaches its leftmost point, jump on. Fire a shot to the right to remove the Denholm, then jump to the right platform before your footing vanishes. Repeat with the next platform moving up, being sure to take out the Denholm on your landing area.
* To your right are three timed platforms moving up and down, along with one moving left and right below all of them. You're likely hosed if you fall, so instead, jump on all three platforms as they are moving up, making sure to watch the timer so you don't tumble.
* From the right platform, jump from as high a point as you can. You'll likely miss the platform, but be sure to grab the ladder before falling to either death or respawn. Climb the ladder.
* At the top of the ladder, the Shadowy Figure will appear and fire three balls at you. Dodge them and move right.
* You'll quickly meet a rectangle-faced stick man named Val Yancey, who will always charge in your direction. Shoot him and hop onto the small platform to dodge him, dropping and shooting him between avoidances.
* Once Val Yancey is gone, head right to the flag, dodging or avoiding one last set of Shadowy Figure shots along the way.

=== Stage 10.2 Guide ===
[[Image:stobatquintet.png|thumb|The dreaded Stobat Quintet.]]
* As with the start of the previous stage, shoot out the line of three Denholms marching in your direction before heading right and taking out the Yekop.
* Move forward until you meet a line of five hidden Growtans. It's possible to time your run so that you pass over all five Growtans as they're lowered. It's also possible to shoot them all. Do whatever's easier.
* Keep going, shooting the line of four Denholms, then the Plonth and Soup Dibs atop a crumbling platform.
* Drop through the crumbling platform, grabbing the capsule, before landing in... Level 1?
* Wherever this is, you're now on a set of stairs with Jaros on the steps below. Shoot them all as they hop up, making your way to the ground. (There's another Jaro on the ground that needs shootin'.)
* Climb the ladder and shoot the Chorch. Hop over left, dodging the Browntant's bullets and shooting him as well.
* From the Browntant's ladder, shoot the three Greggos on the left, looking right after the shots to negate their invulnerability. Climb the Greggos' platforms, then take the moving platforms to a trapdoor. Hop onto the trapdoor (avoiding the drill above it) and onto the platform on the left, shooting the Chorch in the process.
* Climb down the ladder. Slay the Browntant (climbing the ladder to avoid its shots) and grab a capsule.
* Unfortunately, there's another Browntant on the left. Shoot or avoid it, then shoot out the Greggo on the ground.
* There's another crumbling platform here. Smash through it, picking up the extra life, to find yourself in... Level 2?
* You might have a good idea as to what's going on here now. If you fell where the extra life was, you should land on a safe stove between two Lundsfords. Move right, avoiding the Lundsford's flame, then hop on the fridge and onto the rising platform. (You can ignore the Terrell and the two bottles of Tortan.)
* Ride to the upper platform, shooting out the Grundy, then make your way past the three drills. Hop down the two hovering platforms on the right to meet a clump of ''five Stobats''. (Along with a couple of Grundys.)
* Drop down to the left, out of range of any flying chicken bones. Shoot out the Grundys and Stobats, picking up a capsule hiding behind the poultry cluster.
* Climb the platforms and retracting ladders on the right, then hop the sporks at the top of the platforms. Head down the platforms and ladders (watch out for the Browntant on the left), being careful of the Rose Blakes on the ground. A Kolkaryu will meet you between the Rose Blakes; stand directly underneath it to avoid its shots.
* Once the Kolkaryu passes, pass over the right Rose Blake when it's black and cool, then hop on the edge of the Lundsford to avoid its flame. When the flame is out, pass it to reach another crumbling platform and capsule.
* This platform drops you into a facsimile of Level 4, onto a checkpoint flag (in New Mode) and directly in front of a blastable Frotzer. As you move left, a Poorbt will appear; jump its fist and shoot it. Jump the platforms, shooting the Gokul.
* When on the Gokul's platform, a Gaspeau will speed at you; shoot it. Then ride the moving platform over the floor of Pooru-Pooru and past the Pink Cham Cham's lasers.
** If shot off the platform, ''run left''. Another Poorbt will come at you when you clear the field of Pooru-Pooru.
* Hop off the riding platform and you'll be on the mooooooon! A Bendini Sister will come directly at your platform, so hit the floor.
* Climb the ladder to find a Chorch, a capsule, and a Bluetant. Grab the pill and shoot the enemies, then take the moving platform (dodging the Bendini Sister).
** Alternately, move left past the ladder and through the trio of Piedmonts.
* As you approach the next crumbling platform, an Astromund will charge you; hop it, then make your way down the next crumbling platform into the Flying Cloud Zone.
* Climb the evaporating clouds and shoot down the Protek on the long cloud platform. Run right, moving against the conveyor belt while dodging the Stafulter. Climb onto the next cloud (avoiding the Stothos' shots from across the level gap) and drop down to the floor.
** There's a capsule to the left, behind a Postlethwaite and a floor Porchi.
* Fortunately, you won't freeze to square in this ice zone, but there's still a Stothos here that needs to go. Shoot it from the rising platform before hopping to its location. Move right and get on the platform moving left to right.
** There's another capsule here. From this moving platform, get on the platform going up and down and shoot out the Stothos on the left. Hop on the set of platforms leading up to the capsule, shooting the single My Benj on the capsule platform itself.
* Fall off to the right, avoiding the three My Benj on the ground. Move left so your bullets can hit the My Benj, then take out the Biztar on the collapsing platform once clear.
* When you hit the crumbling platform, a Fullbide will fly at you from the left, so shoot it out before dropping to the next level.
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=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Transcript) ===

''{A spotlight opens in a black screen. Stinkoman falls from it and makes a three-point landing.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THREE POINT STANCE PANTS.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HELLO? I'M HERE TO GET MY RED BUTTON REVENGE!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND RESCUE THOSE OTHER CHARACTERS I GUESS.

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' THAT'S LIKE US!!

''{The still-silhouetted shadowy figure emerges.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN...

''{Cut to Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHOW YOURSELF, MYSTERIOUS SILHOUETTE-O!

''{Cut to the shadowy figure, as the the shadows recede. He resembles an anime version of Coach Z wearing a huge red cape and pauldrons.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM...

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Z SABRE!!

''{He holds up a zig-zagged sword menacingly. Cut to Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE YOU WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE? BECAUSE IT LOOKS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' LIKE YOU ARE WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM WEARING A MAJESTIC CAPE AND THE SHOULDER THINGIES

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE CALLED PAULDRONS YOU SIMPLETON!!

''{He slashes three times, making a Z pattern. He hits Stinkoman, who collapses. Cut to 1-Up.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOOOOO!!

''{Cut to Z Sabre, who again raises his sword.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND NOW TO TAKE MY RIGHT-FULLY PLACE AS "THE GUY!"

''{Cut to 1-Up}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINOKMAN! MOUTH CATCH!!

''{He picks up the "Power Crunch" and throws it. Triumphant music starts to play. Stinkoman catches the "Crunch" in his mouth and swallows it.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' CRUNCH!

''{He is renewed and strikes a dramatic pose. My Benz start to float upwards. The "Making small rocks float up off the ground!" sound clip plays.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAKING SMALL ROCKS FLOAT UP OFF THE GROUND!

''{He suddenly becomes muscular and jumps upward with a flash of bright light.}''

=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Guide) ===

With the effects of the Power Crunch, Stinkoman is now super buff, allowing him to jump much higher. You are going to need it. Z Sabre has four attacks at his disposal that he uses at random.
* The first is a horizontal charge that can be avoided by jumping over him as long as you are not too far toward the edge of the screen; otherwise, you will land on him and take damage.
* The second will have him jump up and strike below him. To dodge this attack, simply run in the opposite direction, and his attack will fall short.
* The third will have him launch a wave projectile across the arena. This is probably the simplest to avoid by simply jumping over the wave.
* The fourth will have him hover above the arena and shoot three volleys of triple-shot projectiles before landing and taunting. To avoid it, start running in his direction when his cape shows up.

Z Sabre cannot be hit when he's not attacking, so the main focus of the fight should be dodging and returning counter-fire. He is vulnerable for a short period after each attack. After eight hits, Z Sabre will be down and a cutscene will play, but it's not [[Videro Games|congraturation]] time yet...

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=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Transcript) ===

''{Stinkoman and Z Sabre jump toward each other. Stinkoman charges an attack...}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' DOT...DOT...DOT!!

''{...and lets lose a huge shot. Z Sabre is hit and falls backwards in a heap. His sword plants itself in the ground near him. Cut to a closeup of Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND SO BEGENDS THE LAST MOST CHALLENGE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre, as a laughing sound effect is heard.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' HA. HA. HA. IF I CAN'T BE THE GUY, THEN NO ONE CAN!

''{He shakes his fist. Cut to a sliding door that opens, as a giant red clawed foot slams down. Cut back to Z Sabre.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' SAY HELLO TO MY PET INSIDE QUOTES!

''{Trogdor-like music plays as we cut back to the red claw, now joined by a second, and pan up the "pet", revealing it to be a robotic version of Trogador. Cut back to a shocked Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MECHA-TROGADOR?!?!

=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Guide) ===

The boss arena contains two timer platforms: one vertical and one horizontal. Mecha-Trogador occupies nearly the entire right half of the screen.

Mecha-Trogador has four attacks at his disposal that activate at various times.
* A talon will shoot off from one of Mecha-Trogador's feet. This can easily be avoided by jumping or standing on one of the timer platforms.
* Mecha-Trogador's Beefy Arm will track Stinkoman vertically before charging across the screen. When you see his arm pointing at Stinkoman, prepare to perform a juking maneuver - especially if you're on the timer platforms.
* The green bar on Mecha-Trogador's neck will begin lighting up, accompanied by a charging-up sound. When all the lights are on, Mecha-Trogador will use his Atomic Breath to cover the floor in flames temporarily. Depending on his right-to-left position, it is possible to dodge while on the floor, or to be hit even while on the low platform.
* One of Mecha-Trogador's nostrils will "open" and fire a Browntant bullet aimed at Stinkoman's position. This attack's tell is difficult to see, so pay attention to Mecha-Trogador's snout and prepare to dodge when you see the bullet.

To defeat Mecha-Trogador, climb up to his eyes and deal 3 hits of damage to them. This will cause his eyes to shut and the Crystal Heart of Mecha-Trogador in his chest to expose itself periodically. Climb down and deal 3 hits of damage to it, and his eyes will open up once more. This is easiest from the floor. You'll have to do this process 3 times (18 hits in total) to finally slay Trogdor...'s impostor's impostor.

=== Stage 10.5 (Transcript) ===

''{Mecha-Trogador explodes, bringing the whole castle down around him. Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN! THE CRYSTAL HEART OF MECHA-TROGADOR IS ABOUT TO ASPLODE!

''{All sound immediately cuts out as the camera pans to a computer showing Vector Strong Bad's face.}''

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY! QUIT BIGHTENING MY STYLE!

''{Cut to Stinkoman as the sound effects return.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I'LL FIND A WAY OUT! YOU TWO MEET ME IN THE NEXT CUTSCENE SAFE AND SOUND!

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' GREAT PLAN!!

''{The two head off.}''

=== Stage 10.5 Guide ===

That must have been a load bearing dragon, the base is crumbling and 90 seconds away from exploding. Make your way to the Stinkowing to escape. The effects of the Power Crunch have worn off so your jumps are back to normal.

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=== Final Cutscene ===

''{The Stinkowing flies away from the exploding castle before it completely collapses. Cut to the three heroes, looking out at it. 1-Up's hair and beard suddenly blow away in the wind. Cut to behind them, as Mecha-Trogador bursts out of the castle's wreckage.}''

'''STINKOMAN AND 1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WHAAH AND BLAAH!

''{But Mecha-Trogador continues exploding, finally blowing up for good. Seven colored crystals are seen being thrown from him as the heroes look on.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THE CRYSTAL SHARDS OF MECHA-TROGADOR SCATTERED AND SMOTHERED ACROSS PLANET K.

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WE SHOULD PROLLY MAKE SURE NO ONE TRIES TO REASSEMBLE THEM.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY SAYING-WORDS-GUY! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA FOR A SEQUEL OR MAYBE AN ANIMATED SERIES!

'''OFFSCREEN VOICE:''' ''{subtitled}'' YEAH!

''{Pan over to show Marzi-Mei and Cheatball standing nearby.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAYBE YOU CAN ACTUALLY INCLUDE US THIS TIME!

''{Marzi-Mei's eye glows.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHING!

''{Cut to an amused Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MARZI-MEI AND CHEATBALL?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I MAY BE WAY OFF BASE HERE BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE A BY-THE-NUMBERS CASE OF SOMEONE ASKING ME FOR A

''{He doesn't finish the sentence. Cut to a black "THE END" screen, but it's interrupted by a cut to Z Sabre emerging from the castle's wreckage. His left eye is now scarred over and the bottom of his face is scarred, revealing a mouth. A laughing sound effect is played.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW I HAVE A MOUUUUTH!

''{Cut back to "THE END", followed by the credits}''

=== Credits ===

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[[Category:Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough]]

Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10

LePorello — Fri, 25 Dec 2020 15:48:14 GMT

LePorello: /* Stage 10.2 Guide */

== Level 10 - LASTIMOST! ==
''The final challenge awaits in an evil laircastle cavebase'' 
Stinkoman finally confronts the final level! (Took him long enough!)

=== Stage 10.1 (Transcript) ===

''{Pan up the castle with Stinkoman's silhouette in front of it, then cut to a closeup of Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...MMMM. STUMMY FULLA PRAWNS...ZZZ...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle, with lightning flashes; then to the shadowy figure's lair}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' UM. IS HE EVER GOING TO COME INSIDE?

''{Pan over to 1-Up and Pan Pan. 1-Up has blond hair and a full beard.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' I GREW A PRODIGIOUS BEARD!

''{The beard shines, and a bunch of small pandas suddenly appear around Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND PANPAN HAD A HUNDRED BABIES.

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' EWWW!

''{Cut to Stinkoman, who is nodding off.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...

''{A lightning bolt strikes and he suddenly jerks awake.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HUH-WAH?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! I FEEL ASLEEP!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I SHOULD PROBABLY START HEADING INTO THAT FORTRESS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!!

''{Cut to behind him, in silhouette. He's not moving.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' COMIN' UP HERE...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' PRETTY SOON.

''{Cut to the Shadowy Figure, who has completely lost his patience.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARGH-TWICE! JUST SEND HIM TO THE END BOSS AREADY!!

''{He presses a red button marked "TRAP THE DOOR". Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan, panicking.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! HE TRAPPED THE DOOR!

''{Cut to Stinkoman. A trapdoor opens from underneath him and he falls through.}''

=== Stage 10.1 Boss: Worst End Boss Ever (Guide) ===
It looks as if Strong Bad's prediction as to what the end boss looks like was correct. Fortunately, the Worst End Boss Ever is a joke boss- he only takes five hits to defeat, and most of his attacks aren’t aimed at Stinkoman.

Once you reduce this totally-not-end-boss to scrap, the Shadowy Figure will appear again and flee, and Stinkoman will chase after him.

=== Stage 10.1 Guide ===

* You start off facing a line of eight Denholms marching their way directly to Stinkoman's spawn point. Fortunately, they only last one hit apiece, so blast 'em before starting forward.
* Shoot across the small gap to take out the Denholm before jumping to the next platform, then repeat with the two Denholms on the following platform.
* On the next raised platform is a Yekop. Jump and shoot it (or just stand and shoot it; you can hit the lowest Yekop skull without going up to its platform) until it's gone, then move onward.
* Ahead is a crumbling platform and a Lorber. Wait until the Lorber turns its back, then jump up to the crumbling platform and the Lorber's platform. Three shots in the back will take him out.
* Either shoot down the Growtan on the next platform or ignore it and jump over it. You have the choice to either go down a set of platforms to the right or up a ladder made of rib bones.
** If you go down the platform stairs, you'll find a crumbling platform with a capsule and a timed platform. Taking the timed platform up will reveal an extra life below another crumbling platform, but the timed platform won't lift you high enough to reach it.
* Go up the ladder and quickly shoot out the Yekop, ducking back down the ladder if it pinches you in.
** Heading right will reveal that timed platform and extra life again, but trying to make the leap, you'll find you can't quite reach it. Back up the ladder with you!
* Instead, shoot the two Denholms before jumping to the platform on the left, then another Denholm on the next leftward platform. From here, jump to get your blasts over the Growtan's skull, taking out the Lorber, being sure to move under the raised wave of cannon fire when it comes your way.
* Jump up the stairs and make your way along the small line of platforms, aiming your jumps so as not to fall into the floor of Porchis and drills below.
* Once past the sharp things, quickly duck under the stairs to avoid the fish-looking Rightade. Ignore the Rightade, then climb the stairs and shoot the Thurgood Each until it pops, allowing access to the ladder.
* Climb the ladder, lounging on the rungs to shoot out the two Denholms and Lorber to the right. Climb back down the ladder to avoid the Lorber's bullets.
* Once the three enemies have been defeated, go up the ladder and up the platforms to the right, dropping down to where the baddies had been lingering. Head right and (surprise!) two more Denholms and another Lorber are hanging out on the next platform. Shoot them, moving under the Lorber's shots when required.
* Hop over to their platform and move right. Going up and over a wall nets you a capsule with the sight of an extra life above you.
* Move right and don't stop firing. Your fist blasts will take out the Soup Dibs being fired by a nearby Plonth, and will also eliminate the Plonth, damaging it when the Soup Dibs aren't taking the shots.
* Hop on the timed platform when it's at its lowest. It's possible to time your jump to ride all the way up to the platform on the right, but much easier to hop off to the left as a resting point.
** Additionally, shooting out or leaping over the Growtans and moving left will net you that extra life. Be careful when reaching the end of the platform, as a Kolkaryu will ambush you. Just drop down, grabbing the extra life, and quickly head right and out of range of the Kolkaryu's bullets.
* Once on the column on the right, move right to the next platform. Wait until the Rightade starts moving right, then drop off the left side of the platform and start blasting. The Thurgood Each will spit out more Rightades as each is destroyed, but a continuous stream of blasts will eliminate them all.
* Break through the crumbling platform where the Thurgood Each was sitting. In New Mode, you'll land on the checkpoint flag.
** At this point, you have the option to break through the crumbling platform in front of the checkpoint flag to get the extra life below it. This will drop you to the crumbling platform with the capsule and the set of platforms to the right of the very first ladder, making for a long walk back. But if the enemies are destroyed, all it costs is time.
* Drop down to the right and jump to shoot out the flying Lorber (called a Mistletooth) to the right.
* Quickly fall left to the next platform, then off the left edge of the platform. From here, shoot right to take out the Yekop.
* The Growtans can be shot out, but since you're on crumbling platforms, it's much simpler to jump over them when they're lowered. Make your way right along the line of crumbling platforms, hopping over the Growtans, before making it to sturdier ground.
* Here are five Denholms, all of which can be quickly taken out, and a Lorber on the top platform, which can be eliminated or ignored. Jump or shoot out the Growtan on the right.
** Down the ladder is a capsule, if you need it.
* As soon as the timed platform reaches its leftmost point, jump on. Fire a shot to the right to remove the Denholm, then jump to the right platform before your footing vanishes. Repeat with the next platform moving up, being sure to take out the Denholm on your landing area.
* To your right are three timed platforms moving up and down, along with one moving left and right below all of them. You're likely hosed if you fall, so instead, jump on all three platforms as they are moving up, making sure to watch the timer so you don't tumble.
* From the right platform, jump from as high a point as you can. You'll likely miss the platform, but be sure to grab the ladder before falling to either death or respawn. Climb the ladder.
* At the top of the ladder, the Shadowy Figure will appear and fire three balls at you. Dodge them and move right.
* You'll quickly meet a rectangle-faced stick man named Val Yancey, who will always charge in your direction. Shoot him and hop onto the small platform to dodge him, dropping and shooting him between avoidances.
* Once Val Yancey is gone, head right to the flag, dodging or avoiding one last set of Shadowy Figure shots along the way.

=== Stage 10.2 Guide ===
[[Image:stobatquintet.png|thumb|The dreaded Stobat Quintet.]]
* As with the start of the previous stage, shoot out the line of three Denholms marching in your direction before heading right and taking out the Yekop.
* Move forward until you meet a line of five hidden Growtans. It's possible to time your run so that you pass over all five Growtans as they're lowered. It's also possible to shoot them all. Do whatever's easier.
* Keep going, shooting the line of four Denholms, then the Plonth and Soup Dibs atop a crumbling platform.
* Drop through the crumbling platform, grabbing the capsule, before landing in... Level 1?
* Wherever this is, you're now on a set of stairs with Jaros on the steps below. Shoot them all as they hop up, making your way to the ground. (There's another Jaro on the ground that needs shootin'.)
* Climb the ladder and shoot the Chorch. Hop over left, dodging the Browntant's bullets and shooting him as well.
* From the Browntant's ladder, shoot the three Greggos on the left, looking right after the shots to negate their invulnerability. Climb the Greggos' platforms, then take the moving platforms to a trapdoor. Hop onto the trapdoor (avoiding the drill above it) and onto the platform on the left, shooting the Chorch in the process.
* Climb down the ladder. Slay the Browntant (climbing the ladder to avoid its shots) and grab a capsule.
* Unfortunately, there's another Browntant on the left. Shoot or avoid it, then shoot out the Greggo on the ground.
* There's another crumbling platform here. Smash through it, picking up the extra life, to find yourself in... Level 2?
* You might have a good idea as to what's going on here now. If you fell where the extra life was, you should land on a safe stove between two Lundsfords. Move right, avoiding the Lundsford's flame, then hop on the fridge and onto the rising platform. (You can ignore the Terrell and the two bottles of Tortan.)
* Ride to the upper platform, shooting out the Grundy, then make your way past the three drills. Hop down the two hovering platforms on the right to meet a clump of ''five Stobats''. (Along with a couple of Grundys.)
* Drop down to the left, out of range of any flying chicken bones. Shoot out the Grundys and Stobats, picking up a capsule hiding behind the poultry cluster.

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=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Transcript) ===

''{A spotlight opens in a black screen. Stinkoman falls from it and makes a three-point landing.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THREE POINT STANCE PANTS.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HELLO? I'M HERE TO GET MY RED BUTTON REVENGE!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND RESCUE THOSE OTHER CHARACTERS I GUESS.

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' THAT'S LIKE US!!

''{The still-silhouetted shadowy figure emerges.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN...

''{Cut to Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHOW YOURSELF, MYSTERIOUS SILHOUETTE-O!

''{Cut to the shadowy figure, as the the shadows recede. He resembles an anime version of Coach Z wearing a huge red cape and pauldrons.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM...

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Z SABRE!!

''{He holds up a zig-zagged sword menacingly. Cut to Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE YOU WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE? BECAUSE IT LOOKS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' LIKE YOU ARE WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM WEARING A MAJESTIC CAPE AND THE SHOULDER THINGIES

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE CALLED PAULDRONS YOU SIMPLETON!!

''{He slashes three times, making a Z pattern. He hits Stinkoman, who collapses. Cut to 1-Up.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOOOOO!!

''{Cut to Z Sabre, who again raises his sword.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND NOW TO TAKE MY RIGHT-FULLY PLACE AS "THE GUY!"

''{Cut to 1-Up}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINOKMAN! MOUTH CATCH!!

''{He picks up the "Power Crunch" and throws it. Triumphant music starts to play. Stinkoman catches the "Crunch" in his mouth and swallows it.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' CRUNCH!

''{He is renewed and strikes a dramatic pose. My Benz start to float upwards. The "Making small rocks float up off the ground!" sound clip plays.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAKING SMALL ROCKS FLOAT UP OFF THE GROUND!

''{He suddenly becomes muscular and jumps upward with a flash of bright light.}''

=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Guide) ===

With the effects of the Power Crunch, Stinkoman is now super buff, allowing him to jump much higher. You are going to need it. Z Sabre has four attacks at his disposal that he uses at random.
* The first is a horizontal charge that can be avoided by jumping over him as long as you are not too far toward the edge of the screen; otherwise, you will land on him and take damage.
* The second will have him jump up and strike below him. To dodge this attack, simply run in the opposite direction, and his attack will fall short.
* The third will have him launch a wave projectile across the arena. This is probably the simplest to avoid by simply jumping over the wave.
* The fourth will have him hover above the arena and shoot three volleys of triple-shot projectiles before landing and taunting. To avoid it, start running in his direction when his cape shows up.

Z Sabre cannot be hit when he's not attacking, so the main focus of the fight should be dodging and returning counter-fire. He is vulnerable for a short period after each attack. After eight hits, Z Sabre will be down and a cutscene will play, but it's not [[Videro Games|congraturation]] time yet...

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=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Transcript) ===

''{Stinkoman and Z Sabre jump toward each other. Stinkoman charges an attack...}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' DOT...DOT...DOT!!

''{...and lets lose a huge shot. Z Sabre is hit and falls backwards in a heap. His sword plants itself in the ground near him. Cut to a closeup of Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND SO BEGENDS THE LAST MOST CHALLENGE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre, as a laughing sound effect is heard.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' HA. HA. HA. IF I CAN'T BE THE GUY, THEN NO ONE CAN!

''{He shakes his fist. Cut to a sliding door that opens, as a giant red clawed foot slams down. Cut back to Z Sabre.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' SAY HELLO TO MY PET INSIDE QUOTES!

''{Trogdor-like music plays as we cut back to the red claw, now joined by a second, and pan up the "pet", revealing it to be a robotic version of Trogador. Cut back to a shocked Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MECHA-TROGADOR?!?!

=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Guide) ===

The boss arena contains two timer platforms: one vertical and one horizontal. Mecha-Trogador occupies nearly the entire right half of the screen.

Mecha-Trogador has four attacks at his disposal that activate at various times.
* A talon will shoot off from one of Mecha-Trogador's feet. This can easily be avoided by jumping or standing on one of the timer platforms.
* Mecha-Trogador's Beefy Arm will track Stinkoman vertically before charging across the screen. When you see his arm pointing at Stinkoman, prepare to perform a juking maneuver - especially if you're on the timer platforms.
* The green bar on Mecha-Trogador's neck will begin lighting up, accompanied by a charging-up sound. When all the lights are on, Mecha-Trogador will use his Atomic Breath to cover the floor in flames temporarily. Depending on his right-to-left position, it is possible to dodge while on the floor, or to be hit even while on the low platform.
* One of Mecha-Trogador's nostrils will "open" and fire a Browntant bullet aimed at Stinkoman's position. This attack's tell is difficult to see, so pay attention to Mecha-Trogador's snout and prepare to dodge when you see the bullet.

To defeat Mecha-Trogador, climb up to his eyes and deal 3 hits of damage to them. This will cause his eyes to shut and the Crystal Heart of Mecha-Trogador in his chest to expose itself periodically. Climb down and deal 3 hits of damage to it, and his eyes will open up once more. This is easiest from the floor. You'll have to do this process 3 times (18 hits in total) to finally slay Trogdor...'s impostor's impostor.

=== Stage 10.5 (Transcript) ===

''{Mecha-Trogador explodes, bringing the whole castle down around him. Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN! THE CRYSTAL HEART OF MECHA-TROGADOR IS ABOUT TO ASPLODE!

''{All sound immediately cuts out as the camera pans to a computer showing Vector Strong Bad's face.}''

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY! QUIT BIGHTENING MY STYLE!

''{Cut to Stinkoman as the sound effects return.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I'LL FIND A WAY OUT! YOU TWO MEET ME IN THE NEXT CUTSCENE SAFE AND SOUND!

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' GREAT PLAN!!

''{The two head off.}''

=== Stage 10.5 Guide ===

That must have been a load bearing dragon, the base is crumbling and 90 seconds away from exploding. Make your way to the Stinkowing to escape. The effects of the Power Crunch have worn off so your jumps are back to normal.

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=== Final Cutscene ===

''{The Stinkowing flies away from the exploding castle before it completely collapses. Cut to the three heroes, looking out at it. 1-Up's hair and beard suddenly blow away in the wind. Cut to behind them, as Mecha-Trogador bursts out of the castle's wreckage.}''

'''STINKOMAN AND 1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WHAAH AND BLAAH!

''{But Mecha-Trogador continues exploding, finally blowing up for good. Seven colored crystals are seen being thrown from him as the heroes look on.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THE CRYSTAL SHARDS OF MECHA-TROGADOR SCATTERED AND SMOTHERED ACROSS PLANET K.

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WE SHOULD PROLLY MAKE SURE NO ONE TRIES TO REASSEMBLE THEM.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY SAYING-WORDS-GUY! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA FOR A SEQUEL OR MAYBE AN ANIMATED SERIES!

'''OFFSCREEN VOICE:''' ''{subtitled}'' YEAH!

''{Pan over to show Marzi-Mei and Cheatball standing nearby.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAYBE YOU CAN ACTUALLY INCLUDE US THIS TIME!

''{Marzi-Mei's eye glows.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHING!

''{Cut to an amused Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MARZI-MEI AND CHEATBALL?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I MAY BE WAY OFF BASE HERE BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE A BY-THE-NUMBERS CASE OF SOMEONE ASKING ME FOR A

''{He doesn't finish the sentence. Cut to a black "THE END" screen, but it's interrupted by a cut to Z Sabre emerging from the castle's wreckage. His left eye is now scarred over and the bottom of his face is scarred, revealing a mouth. A laughing sound effect is played.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW I HAVE A MOUUUUTH!

''{Cut back to "THE END", followed by the credits}''

=== Credits ===

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{{Stinkoman 20X6}}

[[Category:Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough]]

Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10

LePorello — Fri, 25 Dec 2020 15:48:04 GMT

LePorello: /* Stage 10.2 Guide */

== Level 10 - LASTIMOST! ==
''The final challenge awaits in an evil laircastle cavebase'' 
Stinkoman finally confronts the final level! (Took him long enough!)

=== Stage 10.1 (Transcript) ===

''{Pan up the castle with Stinkoman's silhouette in front of it, then cut to a closeup of Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...MMMM. STUMMY FULLA PRAWNS...ZZZ...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle, with lightning flashes; then to the shadowy figure's lair}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' UM. IS HE EVER GOING TO COME INSIDE?

''{Pan over to 1-Up and Pan Pan. 1-Up has blond hair and a full beard.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' I GREW A PRODIGIOUS BEARD!

''{The beard shines, and a bunch of small pandas suddenly appear around Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND PANPAN HAD A HUNDRED BABIES.

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' EWWW!

''{Cut to Stinkoman, who is nodding off.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...

''{A lightning bolt strikes and he suddenly jerks awake.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HUH-WAH?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! I FEEL ASLEEP!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I SHOULD PROBABLY START HEADING INTO THAT FORTRESS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!!

''{Cut to behind him, in silhouette. He's not moving.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' COMIN' UP HERE...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' PRETTY SOON.

''{Cut to the Shadowy Figure, who has completely lost his patience.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARGH-TWICE! JUST SEND HIM TO THE END BOSS AREADY!!

''{He presses a red button marked "TRAP THE DOOR". Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan, panicking.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! HE TRAPPED THE DOOR!

''{Cut to Stinkoman. A trapdoor opens from underneath him and he falls through.}''

=== Stage 10.1 Boss: Worst End Boss Ever (Guide) ===
It looks as if Strong Bad's prediction as to what the end boss looks like was correct. Fortunately, the Worst End Boss Ever is a joke boss- he only takes five hits to defeat, and most of his attacks aren’t aimed at Stinkoman.

Once you reduce this totally-not-end-boss to scrap, the Shadowy Figure will appear again and flee, and Stinkoman will chase after him.

=== Stage 10.1 Guide ===

* You start off facing a line of eight Denholms marching their way directly to Stinkoman's spawn point. Fortunately, they only last one hit apiece, so blast 'em before starting forward.
* Shoot across the small gap to take out the Denholm before jumping to the next platform, then repeat with the two Denholms on the following platform.
* On the next raised platform is a Yekop. Jump and shoot it (or just stand and shoot it; you can hit the lowest Yekop skull without going up to its platform) until it's gone, then move onward.
* Ahead is a crumbling platform and a Lorber. Wait until the Lorber turns its back, then jump up to the crumbling platform and the Lorber's platform. Three shots in the back will take him out.
* Either shoot down the Growtan on the next platform or ignore it and jump over it. You have the choice to either go down a set of platforms to the right or up a ladder made of rib bones.
** If you go down the platform stairs, you'll find a crumbling platform with a capsule and a timed platform. Taking the timed platform up will reveal an extra life below another crumbling platform, but the timed platform won't lift you high enough to reach it.
* Go up the ladder and quickly shoot out the Yekop, ducking back down the ladder if it pinches you in.
** Heading right will reveal that timed platform and extra life again, but trying to make the leap, you'll find you can't quite reach it. Back up the ladder with you!
* Instead, shoot the two Denholms before jumping to the platform on the left, then another Denholm on the next leftward platform. From here, jump to get your blasts over the Growtan's skull, taking out the Lorber, being sure to move under the raised wave of cannon fire when it comes your way.
* Jump up the stairs and make your way along the small line of platforms, aiming your jumps so as not to fall into the floor of Porchis and drills below.
* Once past the sharp things, quickly duck under the stairs to avoid the fish-looking Rightade. Ignore the Rightade, then climb the stairs and shoot the Thurgood Each until it pops, allowing access to the ladder.
* Climb the ladder, lounging on the rungs to shoot out the two Denholms and Lorber to the right. Climb back down the ladder to avoid the Lorber's bullets.
* Once the three enemies have been defeated, go up the ladder and up the platforms to the right, dropping down to where the baddies had been lingering. Head right and (surprise!) two more Denholms and another Lorber are hanging out on the next platform. Shoot them, moving under the Lorber's shots when required.
* Hop over to their platform and move right. Going up and over a wall nets you a capsule with the sight of an extra life above you.
* Move right and don't stop firing. Your fist blasts will take out the Soup Dibs being fired by a nearby Plonth, and will also eliminate the Plonth, damaging it when the Soup Dibs aren't taking the shots.
* Hop on the timed platform when it's at its lowest. It's possible to time your jump to ride all the way up to the platform on the right, but much easier to hop off to the left as a resting point.
** Additionally, shooting out or leaping over the Growtans and moving left will net you that extra life. Be careful when reaching the end of the platform, as a Kolkaryu will ambush you. Just drop down, grabbing the extra life, and quickly head right and out of range of the Kolkaryu's bullets.
* Once on the column on the right, move right to the next platform. Wait until the Rightade starts moving right, then drop off the left side of the platform and start blasting. The Thurgood Each will spit out more Rightades as each is destroyed, but a continuous stream of blasts will eliminate them all.
* Break through the crumbling platform where the Thurgood Each was sitting. In New Mode, you'll land on the checkpoint flag.
** At this point, you have the option to break through the crumbling platform in front of the checkpoint flag to get the extra life below it. This will drop you to the crumbling platform with the capsule and the set of platforms to the right of the very first ladder, making for a long walk back. But if the enemies are destroyed, all it costs is time.
* Drop down to the right and jump to shoot out the flying Lorber (called a Mistletooth) to the right.
* Quickly fall left to the next platform, then off the left edge of the platform. From here, shoot right to take out the Yekop.
* The Growtans can be shot out, but since you're on crumbling platforms, it's much simpler to jump over them when they're lowered. Make your way right along the line of crumbling platforms, hopping over the Growtans, before making it to sturdier ground.
* Here are five Denholms, all of which can be quickly taken out, and a Lorber on the top platform, which can be eliminated or ignored. Jump or shoot out the Growtan on the right.
** Down the ladder is a capsule, if you need it.
* As soon as the timed platform reaches its leftmost point, jump on. Fire a shot to the right to remove the Denholm, then jump to the right platform before your footing vanishes. Repeat with the next platform moving up, being sure to take out the Denholm on your landing area.
* To your right are three timed platforms moving up and down, along with one moving left and right below all of them. You're likely hosed if you fall, so instead, jump on all three platforms as they are moving up, making sure to watch the timer so you don't tumble.
* From the right platform, jump from as high a point as you can. You'll likely miss the platform, but be sure to grab the ladder before falling to either death or respawn. Climb the ladder.
* At the top of the ladder, the Shadowy Figure will appear and fire three balls at you. Dodge them and move right.
* You'll quickly meet a rectangle-faced stick man named Val Yancey, who will always charge in your direction. Shoot him and hop onto the small platform to dodge him, dropping and shooting him between avoidances.
* Once Val Yancey is gone, head right to the flag, dodging or avoiding one last set of Shadowy Figure shots along the way.

=== Stage 10.2 Guide ===
[[Image:stobatquintet.png|thumb|The dreaded Stobat Quintet.
* As with the start of the previous stage, shoot out the line of three Denholms marching in your direction before heading right and taking out the Yekop.
* Move forward until you meet a line of five hidden Growtans. It's possible to time your run so that you pass over all five Growtans as they're lowered. It's also possible to shoot them all. Do whatever's easier.
* Keep going, shooting the line of four Denholms, then the Plonth and Soup Dibs atop a crumbling platform.
* Drop through the crumbling platform, grabbing the capsule, before landing in... Level 1?
* Wherever this is, you're now on a set of stairs with Jaros on the steps below. Shoot them all as they hop up, making your way to the ground. (There's another Jaro on the ground that needs shootin'.)
* Climb the ladder and shoot the Chorch. Hop over left, dodging the Browntant's bullets and shooting him as well.
* From the Browntant's ladder, shoot the three Greggos on the left, looking right after the shots to negate their invulnerability. Climb the Greggos' platforms, then take the moving platforms to a trapdoor. Hop onto the trapdoor (avoiding the drill above it) and onto the platform on the left, shooting the Chorch in the process.
* Climb down the ladder. Slay the Browntant (climbing the ladder to avoid its shots) and grab a capsule.
* Unfortunately, there's another Browntant on the left. Shoot or avoid it, then shoot out the Greggo on the ground.
* There's another crumbling platform here. Smash through it, picking up the extra life, to find yourself in... Level 2?
* You might have a good idea as to what's going on here now. If you fell where the extra life was, you should land on a safe stove between two Lundsfords. Move right, avoiding the Lundsford's flame, then hop on the fridge and onto the rising platform. (You can ignore the Terrell and the two bottles of Tortan.)
* Ride to the upper platform, shooting out the Grundy, then make your way past the three drills. Hop down the two hovering platforms on the right to meet a clump of ''five Stobats''. (Along with a couple of Grundys.)
* Drop down to the left, out of range of any flying chicken bones. Shoot out the Grundys and Stobats, picking up a capsule hiding behind the poultry cluster.

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=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Transcript) ===

''{A spotlight opens in a black screen. Stinkoman falls from it and makes a three-point landing.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THREE POINT STANCE PANTS.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HELLO? I'M HERE TO GET MY RED BUTTON REVENGE!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND RESCUE THOSE OTHER CHARACTERS I GUESS.

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' THAT'S LIKE US!!

''{The still-silhouetted shadowy figure emerges.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN...

''{Cut to Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHOW YOURSELF, MYSTERIOUS SILHOUETTE-O!

''{Cut to the shadowy figure, as the the shadows recede. He resembles an anime version of Coach Z wearing a huge red cape and pauldrons.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM...

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Z SABRE!!

''{He holds up a zig-zagged sword menacingly. Cut to Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE YOU WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE? BECAUSE IT LOOKS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' LIKE YOU ARE WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM WEARING A MAJESTIC CAPE AND THE SHOULDER THINGIES

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE CALLED PAULDRONS YOU SIMPLETON!!

''{He slashes three times, making a Z pattern. He hits Stinkoman, who collapses. Cut to 1-Up.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOOOOO!!

''{Cut to Z Sabre, who again raises his sword.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND NOW TO TAKE MY RIGHT-FULLY PLACE AS "THE GUY!"

''{Cut to 1-Up}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINOKMAN! MOUTH CATCH!!

''{He picks up the "Power Crunch" and throws it. Triumphant music starts to play. Stinkoman catches the "Crunch" in his mouth and swallows it.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' CRUNCH!

''{He is renewed and strikes a dramatic pose. My Benz start to float upwards. The "Making small rocks float up off the ground!" sound clip plays.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAKING SMALL ROCKS FLOAT UP OFF THE GROUND!

''{He suddenly becomes muscular and jumps upward with a flash of bright light.}''

=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Guide) ===

With the effects of the Power Crunch, Stinkoman is now super buff, allowing him to jump much higher. You are going to need it. Z Sabre has four attacks at his disposal that he uses at random.
* The first is a horizontal charge that can be avoided by jumping over him as long as you are not too far toward the edge of the screen; otherwise, you will land on him and take damage.
* The second will have him jump up and strike below him. To dodge this attack, simply run in the opposite direction, and his attack will fall short.
* The third will have him launch a wave projectile across the arena. This is probably the simplest to avoid by simply jumping over the wave.
* The fourth will have him hover above the arena and shoot three volleys of triple-shot projectiles before landing and taunting. To avoid it, start running in his direction when his cape shows up.

Z Sabre cannot be hit when he's not attacking, so the main focus of the fight should be dodging and returning counter-fire. He is vulnerable for a short period after each attack. After eight hits, Z Sabre will be down and a cutscene will play, but it's not [[Videro Games|congraturation]] time yet...

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=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Transcript) ===

''{Stinkoman and Z Sabre jump toward each other. Stinkoman charges an attack...}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' DOT...DOT...DOT!!

''{...and lets lose a huge shot. Z Sabre is hit and falls backwards in a heap. His sword plants itself in the ground near him. Cut to a closeup of Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND SO BEGENDS THE LAST MOST CHALLENGE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre, as a laughing sound effect is heard.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' HA. HA. HA. IF I CAN'T BE THE GUY, THEN NO ONE CAN!

''{He shakes his fist. Cut to a sliding door that opens, as a giant red clawed foot slams down. Cut back to Z Sabre.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' SAY HELLO TO MY PET INSIDE QUOTES!

''{Trogdor-like music plays as we cut back to the red claw, now joined by a second, and pan up the "pet", revealing it to be a robotic version of Trogador. Cut back to a shocked Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MECHA-TROGADOR?!?!

=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Guide) ===

The boss arena contains two timer platforms: one vertical and one horizontal. Mecha-Trogador occupies nearly the entire right half of the screen.

Mecha-Trogador has four attacks at his disposal that activate at various times.
* A talon will shoot off from one of Mecha-Trogador's feet. This can easily be avoided by jumping or standing on one of the timer platforms.
* Mecha-Trogador's Beefy Arm will track Stinkoman vertically before charging across the screen. When you see his arm pointing at Stinkoman, prepare to perform a juking maneuver - especially if you're on the timer platforms.
* The green bar on Mecha-Trogador's neck will begin lighting up, accompanied by a charging-up sound. When all the lights are on, Mecha-Trogador will use his Atomic Breath to cover the floor in flames temporarily. Depending on his right-to-left position, it is possible to dodge while on the floor, or to be hit even while on the low platform.
* One of Mecha-Trogador's nostrils will "open" and fire a Browntant bullet aimed at Stinkoman's position. This attack's tell is difficult to see, so pay attention to Mecha-Trogador's snout and prepare to dodge when you see the bullet.

To defeat Mecha-Trogador, climb up to his eyes and deal 3 hits of damage to them. This will cause his eyes to shut and the Crystal Heart of Mecha-Trogador in his chest to expose itself periodically. Climb down and deal 3 hits of damage to it, and his eyes will open up once more. This is easiest from the floor. You'll have to do this process 3 times (18 hits in total) to finally slay Trogdor...'s impostor's impostor.

=== Stage 10.5 (Transcript) ===

''{Mecha-Trogador explodes, bringing the whole castle down around him. Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN! THE CRYSTAL HEART OF MECHA-TROGADOR IS ABOUT TO ASPLODE!

''{All sound immediately cuts out as the camera pans to a computer showing Vector Strong Bad's face.}''

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY! QUIT BIGHTENING MY STYLE!

''{Cut to Stinkoman as the sound effects return.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I'LL FIND A WAY OUT! YOU TWO MEET ME IN THE NEXT CUTSCENE SAFE AND SOUND!

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' GREAT PLAN!!

''{The two head off.}''

=== Stage 10.5 Guide ===

That must have been a load bearing dragon, the base is crumbling and 90 seconds away from exploding. Make your way to the Stinkowing to escape. The effects of the Power Crunch have worn off so your jumps are back to normal.

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=== Final Cutscene ===

''{The Stinkowing flies away from the exploding castle before it completely collapses. Cut to the three heroes, looking out at it. 1-Up's hair and beard suddenly blow away in the wind. Cut to behind them, as Mecha-Trogador bursts out of the castle's wreckage.}''

'''STINKOMAN AND 1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WHAAH AND BLAAH!

''{But Mecha-Trogador continues exploding, finally blowing up for good. Seven colored crystals are seen being thrown from him as the heroes look on.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THE CRYSTAL SHARDS OF MECHA-TROGADOR SCATTERED AND SMOTHERED ACROSS PLANET K.

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WE SHOULD PROLLY MAKE SURE NO ONE TRIES TO REASSEMBLE THEM.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY SAYING-WORDS-GUY! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA FOR A SEQUEL OR MAYBE AN ANIMATED SERIES!

'''OFFSCREEN VOICE:''' ''{subtitled}'' YEAH!

''{Pan over to show Marzi-Mei and Cheatball standing nearby.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAYBE YOU CAN ACTUALLY INCLUDE US THIS TIME!

''{Marzi-Mei's eye glows.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHING!

''{Cut to an amused Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MARZI-MEI AND CHEATBALL?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I MAY BE WAY OFF BASE HERE BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE A BY-THE-NUMBERS CASE OF SOMEONE ASKING ME FOR A

''{He doesn't finish the sentence. Cut to a black "THE END" screen, but it's interrupted by a cut to Z Sabre emerging from the castle's wreckage. His left eye is now scarred over and the bottom of his face is scarred, revealing a mouth. A laughing sound effect is played.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW I HAVE A MOUUUUTH!

''{Cut back to "THE END", followed by the credits}''

=== Credits ===

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[[Category:Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough]]

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LePorello — Fri, 25 Dec 2020 15:46:19 GMT

LePorello: A still from Level 10.2 of Stinkoman 20X6.

== Summary ==
A still from Level 10.2 of Stinkoman 20X6.
== Licensing ==
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Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10

LePorello — Fri, 25 Dec 2020 15:44:49 GMT

LePorello: /* Stage 10.2 Guide */

== Level 10 - LASTIMOST! ==
''The final challenge awaits in an evil laircastle cavebase'' 
Stinkoman finally confronts the final level! (Took him long enough!)

=== Stage 10.1 (Transcript) ===

''{Pan up the castle with Stinkoman's silhouette in front of it, then cut to a closeup of Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...MMMM. STUMMY FULLA PRAWNS...ZZZ...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle, with lightning flashes; then to the shadowy figure's lair}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' UM. IS HE EVER GOING TO COME INSIDE?

''{Pan over to 1-Up and Pan Pan. 1-Up has blond hair and a full beard.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' I GREW A PRODIGIOUS BEARD!

''{The beard shines, and a bunch of small pandas suddenly appear around Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND PANPAN HAD A HUNDRED BABIES.

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' EWWW!

''{Cut to Stinkoman, who is nodding off.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...

''{A lightning bolt strikes and he suddenly jerks awake.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HUH-WAH?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! I FEEL ASLEEP!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I SHOULD PROBABLY START HEADING INTO THAT FORTRESS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!!

''{Cut to behind him, in silhouette. He's not moving.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' COMIN' UP HERE...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' PRETTY SOON.

''{Cut to the Shadowy Figure, who has completely lost his patience.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARGH-TWICE! JUST SEND HIM TO THE END BOSS AREADY!!

''{He presses a red button marked "TRAP THE DOOR". Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan, panicking.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! HE TRAPPED THE DOOR!

''{Cut to Stinkoman. A trapdoor opens from underneath him and he falls through.}''

=== Stage 10.1 Boss: Worst End Boss Ever (Guide) ===
It looks as if Strong Bad's prediction as to what the end boss looks like was correct. Fortunately, the Worst End Boss Ever is a joke boss- he only takes five hits to defeat, and most of his attacks aren’t aimed at Stinkoman.

Once you reduce this totally-not-end-boss to scrap, the Shadowy Figure will appear again and flee, and Stinkoman will chase after him.

=== Stage 10.1 Guide ===

* You start off facing a line of eight Denholms marching their way directly to Stinkoman's spawn point. Fortunately, they only last one hit apiece, so blast 'em before starting forward.
* Shoot across the small gap to take out the Denholm before jumping to the next platform, then repeat with the two Denholms on the following platform.
* On the next raised platform is a Yekop. Jump and shoot it (or just stand and shoot it; you can hit the lowest Yekop skull without going up to its platform) until it's gone, then move onward.
* Ahead is a crumbling platform and a Lorber. Wait until the Lorber turns its back, then jump up to the crumbling platform and the Lorber's platform. Three shots in the back will take him out.
* Either shoot down the Growtan on the next platform or ignore it and jump over it. You have the choice to either go down a set of platforms to the right or up a ladder made of rib bones.
** If you go down the platform stairs, you'll find a crumbling platform with a capsule and a timed platform. Taking the timed platform up will reveal an extra life below another crumbling platform, but the timed platform won't lift you high enough to reach it.
* Go up the ladder and quickly shoot out the Yekop, ducking back down the ladder if it pinches you in.
** Heading right will reveal that timed platform and extra life again, but trying to make the leap, you'll find you can't quite reach it. Back up the ladder with you!
* Instead, shoot the two Denholms before jumping to the platform on the left, then another Denholm on the next leftward platform. From here, jump to get your blasts over the Growtan's skull, taking out the Lorber, being sure to move under the raised wave of cannon fire when it comes your way.
* Jump up the stairs and make your way along the small line of platforms, aiming your jumps so as not to fall into the floor of Porchis and drills below.
* Once past the sharp things, quickly duck under the stairs to avoid the fish-looking Rightade. Ignore the Rightade, then climb the stairs and shoot the Thurgood Each until it pops, allowing access to the ladder.
* Climb the ladder, lounging on the rungs to shoot out the two Denholms and Lorber to the right. Climb back down the ladder to avoid the Lorber's bullets.
* Once the three enemies have been defeated, go up the ladder and up the platforms to the right, dropping down to where the baddies had been lingering. Head right and (surprise!) two more Denholms and another Lorber are hanging out on the next platform. Shoot them, moving under the Lorber's shots when required.
* Hop over to their platform and move right. Going up and over a wall nets you a capsule with the sight of an extra life above you.
* Move right and don't stop firing. Your fist blasts will take out the Soup Dibs being fired by a nearby Plonth, and will also eliminate the Plonth, damaging it when the Soup Dibs aren't taking the shots.
* Hop on the timed platform when it's at its lowest. It's possible to time your jump to ride all the way up to the platform on the right, but much easier to hop off to the left as a resting point.
** Additionally, shooting out or leaping over the Growtans and moving left will net you that extra life. Be careful when reaching the end of the platform, as a Kolkaryu will ambush you. Just drop down, grabbing the extra life, and quickly head right and out of range of the Kolkaryu's bullets.
* Once on the column on the right, move right to the next platform. Wait until the Rightade starts moving right, then drop off the left side of the platform and start blasting. The Thurgood Each will spit out more Rightades as each is destroyed, but a continuous stream of blasts will eliminate them all.
* Break through the crumbling platform where the Thurgood Each was sitting. In New Mode, you'll land on the checkpoint flag.
** At this point, you have the option to break through the crumbling platform in front of the checkpoint flag to get the extra life below it. This will drop you to the crumbling platform with the capsule and the set of platforms to the right of the very first ladder, making for a long walk back. But if the enemies are destroyed, all it costs is time.
* Drop down to the right and jump to shoot out the flying Lorber (called a Mistletooth) to the right.
* Quickly fall left to the next platform, then off the left edge of the platform. From here, shoot right to take out the Yekop.
* The Growtans can be shot out, but since you're on crumbling platforms, it's much simpler to jump over them when they're lowered. Make your way right along the line of crumbling platforms, hopping over the Growtans, before making it to sturdier ground.
* Here are five Denholms, all of which can be quickly taken out, and a Lorber on the top platform, which can be eliminated or ignored. Jump or shoot out the Growtan on the right.
** Down the ladder is a capsule, if you need it.
* As soon as the timed platform reaches its leftmost point, jump on. Fire a shot to the right to remove the Denholm, then jump to the right platform before your footing vanishes. Repeat with the next platform moving up, being sure to take out the Denholm on your landing area.
* To your right are three timed platforms moving up and down, along with one moving left and right below all of them. You're likely hosed if you fall, so instead, jump on all three platforms as they are moving up, making sure to watch the timer so you don't tumble.
* From the right platform, jump from as high a point as you can. You'll likely miss the platform, but be sure to grab the ladder before falling to either death or respawn. Climb the ladder.
* At the top of the ladder, the Shadowy Figure will appear and fire three balls at you. Dodge them and move right.
* You'll quickly meet a rectangle-faced stick man named Val Yancey, who will always charge in your direction. Shoot him and hop onto the small platform to dodge him, dropping and shooting him between avoidances.
* Once Val Yancey is gone, head right to the flag, dodging or avoiding one last set of Shadowy Figure shots along the way.

=== Stage 10.2 Guide ===
* As with the start of the previous stage, shoot out the line of three Denholms marching in your direction before heading right and taking out the Yekop.
* Move forward until you meet a line of five hidden Growtans. It's possible to time your run so that you pass over all five Growtans as they're lowered. It's also possible to shoot them all. Do whatever's easier.
* Keep going, shooting the line of four Denholms, then the Plonth and Soup Dibs atop a crumbling platform.
* Drop through the crumbling platform, grabbing the capsule, before landing in... Level 1?
* Wherever this is, you're now on a set of stairs with Jaros on the steps below. Shoot them all as they hop up, making your way to the ground. (There's another Jaro on the ground that needs shootin'.)
* Climb the ladder and shoot the Chorch. Hop over left, dodging the Browntant's bullets and shooting him as well.
* From the Browntant's ladder, shoot the three Greggos on the left, looking right after the shots to negate their invulnerability. Climb the Greggos' platforms, then take the moving platforms to a trapdoor. Hop onto the trapdoor (avoiding the drill above it) and onto the platform on the left, shooting the Chorch in the process.
* Climb down the ladder. Slay the Browntant (climbing the ladder to avoid its shots) and grab a capsule.
* Unfortunately, there's another Browntant on the left. Shoot or avoid it, then shoot out the Greggo on the ground.
* There's another crumbling platform here. Smash through it, picking up the extra life, to find yourself in... Level 2?
* You might have a good idea as to what's going on here now. If you fell where the extra life was, you should land on a safe stove between two Lundsfords. Move right, avoiding the Lundsford's flame, then hop on the fridge and onto the rising platform. (You can ignore the Terrell and the two bottles of Tortan.)
* Ride to the upper platform, shooting out the Grundy, then make your way past the three drills. Hop down the two hovering platforms on the right to meet the dreaded Stobat quintet. (Along with a couple of Grundys.)
* Drop down to the left, out of range of any flying chicken bones. Shoot out the Grundys and Stobats, picking up a capsule hiding behind the poultry cluster.

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=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Transcript) ===

''{A spotlight opens in a black screen. Stinkoman falls from it and makes a three-point landing.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THREE POINT STANCE PANTS.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HELLO? I'M HERE TO GET MY RED BUTTON REVENGE!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND RESCUE THOSE OTHER CHARACTERS I GUESS.

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' THAT'S LIKE US!!

''{The still-silhouetted shadowy figure emerges.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN...

''{Cut to Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHOW YOURSELF, MYSTERIOUS SILHOUETTE-O!

''{Cut to the shadowy figure, as the the shadows recede. He resembles an anime version of Coach Z wearing a huge red cape and pauldrons.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM...

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Z SABRE!!

''{He holds up a zig-zagged sword menacingly. Cut to Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE YOU WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE? BECAUSE IT LOOKS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' LIKE YOU ARE WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM WEARING A MAJESTIC CAPE AND THE SHOULDER THINGIES

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE CALLED PAULDRONS YOU SIMPLETON!!

''{He slashes three times, making a Z pattern. He hits Stinkoman, who collapses. Cut to 1-Up.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOOOOO!!

''{Cut to Z Sabre, who again raises his sword.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND NOW TO TAKE MY RIGHT-FULLY PLACE AS "THE GUY!"

''{Cut to 1-Up}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINOKMAN! MOUTH CATCH!!

''{He picks up the "Power Crunch" and throws it. Triumphant music starts to play. Stinkoman catches the "Crunch" in his mouth and swallows it.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' CRUNCH!

''{He is renewed and strikes a dramatic pose. My Benz start to float upwards. The "Making small rocks float up off the ground!" sound clip plays.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAKING SMALL ROCKS FLOAT UP OFF THE GROUND!

''{He suddenly becomes muscular and jumps upward with a flash of bright light.}''

=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Guide) ===

With the effects of the Power Crunch, Stinkoman is now super buff, allowing him to jump much higher. You are going to need it. Z Sabre has four attacks at his disposal that he uses at random.
* The first is a horizontal charge that can be avoided by jumping over him as long as you are not too far toward the edge of the screen; otherwise, you will land on him and take damage.
* The second will have him jump up and strike below him. To dodge this attack, simply run in the opposite direction, and his attack will fall short.
* The third will have him launch a wave projectile across the arena. This is probably the simplest to avoid by simply jumping over the wave.
* The fourth will have him hover above the arena and shoot three volleys of triple-shot projectiles before landing and taunting. To avoid it, start running in his direction when his cape shows up.

Z Sabre cannot be hit when he's not attacking, so the main focus of the fight should be dodging and returning counter-fire. He is vulnerable for a short period after each attack. After eight hits, Z Sabre will be down and a cutscene will play, but it's not [[Videro Games|congraturation]] time yet...

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=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Transcript) ===

''{Stinkoman and Z Sabre jump toward each other. Stinkoman charges an attack...}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' DOT...DOT...DOT!!

''{...and lets lose a huge shot. Z Sabre is hit and falls backwards in a heap. His sword plants itself in the ground near him. Cut to a closeup of Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND SO BEGENDS THE LAST MOST CHALLENGE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre, as a laughing sound effect is heard.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' HA. HA. HA. IF I CAN'T BE THE GUY, THEN NO ONE CAN!

''{He shakes his fist. Cut to a sliding door that opens, as a giant red clawed foot slams down. Cut back to Z Sabre.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' SAY HELLO TO MY PET INSIDE QUOTES!

''{Trogdor-like music plays as we cut back to the red claw, now joined by a second, and pan up the "pet", revealing it to be a robotic version of Trogador. Cut back to a shocked Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MECHA-TROGADOR?!?!

=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Guide) ===

The boss arena contains two timer platforms: one vertical and one horizontal. Mecha-Trogador occupies nearly the entire right half of the screen.

Mecha-Trogador has four attacks at his disposal that activate at various times.
* A talon will shoot off from one of Mecha-Trogador's feet. This can easily be avoided by jumping or standing on one of the timer platforms.
* Mecha-Trogador's Beefy Arm will track Stinkoman vertically before charging across the screen. When you see his arm pointing at Stinkoman, prepare to perform a juking maneuver - especially if you're on the timer platforms.
* The green bar on Mecha-Trogador's neck will begin lighting up, accompanied by a charging-up sound. When all the lights are on, Mecha-Trogador will use his Atomic Breath to cover the floor in flames temporarily. Depending on his right-to-left position, it is possible to dodge while on the floor, or to be hit even while on the low platform.
* One of Mecha-Trogador's nostrils will "open" and fire a Browntant bullet aimed at Stinkoman's position. This attack's tell is difficult to see, so pay attention to Mecha-Trogador's snout and prepare to dodge when you see the bullet.

To defeat Mecha-Trogador, climb up to his eyes and deal 3 hits of damage to them. This will cause his eyes to shut and the Crystal Heart of Mecha-Trogador in his chest to expose itself periodically. Climb down and deal 3 hits of damage to it, and his eyes will open up once more. This is easiest from the floor. You'll have to do this process 3 times (18 hits in total) to finally slay Trogdor...'s impostor's impostor.

=== Stage 10.5 (Transcript) ===

''{Mecha-Trogador explodes, bringing the whole castle down around him. Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN! THE CRYSTAL HEART OF MECHA-TROGADOR IS ABOUT TO ASPLODE!

''{All sound immediately cuts out as the camera pans to a computer showing Vector Strong Bad's face.}''

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY! QUIT BIGHTENING MY STYLE!

''{Cut to Stinkoman as the sound effects return.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I'LL FIND A WAY OUT! YOU TWO MEET ME IN THE NEXT CUTSCENE SAFE AND SOUND!

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' GREAT PLAN!!

''{The two head off.}''

=== Stage 10.5 Guide ===

That must have been a load bearing dragon, the base is crumbling and 90 seconds away from exploding. Make your way to the Stinkowing to escape. The effects of the Power Crunch have worn off so your jumps are back to normal.

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=== Final Cutscene ===

''{The Stinkowing flies away from the exploding castle before it completely collapses. Cut to the three heroes, looking out at it. 1-Up's hair and beard suddenly blow away in the wind. Cut to behind them, as Mecha-Trogador bursts out of the castle's wreckage.}''

'''STINKOMAN AND 1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WHAAH AND BLAAH!

''{But Mecha-Trogador continues exploding, finally blowing up for good. Seven colored crystals are seen being thrown from him as the heroes look on.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THE CRYSTAL SHARDS OF MECHA-TROGADOR SCATTERED AND SMOTHERED ACROSS PLANET K.

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WE SHOULD PROLLY MAKE SURE NO ONE TRIES TO REASSEMBLE THEM.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY SAYING-WORDS-GUY! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA FOR A SEQUEL OR MAYBE AN ANIMATED SERIES!

'''OFFSCREEN VOICE:''' ''{subtitled}'' YEAH!

''{Pan over to show Marzi-Mei and Cheatball standing nearby.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAYBE YOU CAN ACTUALLY INCLUDE US THIS TIME!

''{Marzi-Mei's eye glows.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHING!

''{Cut to an amused Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MARZI-MEI AND CHEATBALL?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I MAY BE WAY OFF BASE HERE BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE A BY-THE-NUMBERS CASE OF SOMEONE ASKING ME FOR A

''{He doesn't finish the sentence. Cut to a black "THE END" screen, but it's interrupted by a cut to Z Sabre emerging from the castle's wreckage. His left eye is now scarred over and the bottom of his face is scarred, revealing a mouth. A laughing sound effect is played.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW I HAVE A MOUUUUTH!

''{Cut back to "THE END", followed by the credits}''

=== Credits ===

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[[Category:Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough]]

Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10

LePorello — Fri, 25 Dec 2020 15:35:22 GMT

LePorello: /* Stage 10.2 Guide */

== Level 10 - LASTIMOST! ==
''The final challenge awaits in an evil laircastle cavebase'' 
Stinkoman finally confronts the final level! (Took him long enough!)

=== Stage 10.1 (Transcript) ===

''{Pan up the castle with Stinkoman's silhouette in front of it, then cut to a closeup of Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...MMMM. STUMMY FULLA PRAWNS...ZZZ...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle, with lightning flashes; then to the shadowy figure's lair}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' UM. IS HE EVER GOING TO COME INSIDE?

''{Pan over to 1-Up and Pan Pan. 1-Up has blond hair and a full beard.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' I GREW A PRODIGIOUS BEARD!

''{The beard shines, and a bunch of small pandas suddenly appear around Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND PANPAN HAD A HUNDRED BABIES.

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' EWWW!

''{Cut to Stinkoman, who is nodding off.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ZZZ...

''{A lightning bolt strikes and he suddenly jerks awake.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HUH-WAH?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! I FEEL ASLEEP!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I SHOULD PROBABLY START HEADING INTO THAT FORTRESS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!!

''{Cut to behind him, in silhouette. He's not moving.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' COMIN' UP HERE...

''{Cut to a full view of the castle.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' PRETTY SOON.

''{Cut to the Shadowy Figure, who has completely lost his patience.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARGH-TWICE! JUST SEND HIM TO THE END BOSS AREADY!!

''{He presses a red button marked "TRAP THE DOOR". Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan, panicking.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' OH NO! HE TRAPPED THE DOOR!

''{Cut to Stinkoman. A trapdoor opens from underneath him and he falls through.}''

=== Stage 10.1 Boss: Worst End Boss Ever (Guide) ===
It looks as if Strong Bad's prediction as to what the end boss looks like was correct. Fortunately, the Worst End Boss Ever is a joke boss- he only takes five hits to defeat, and most of his attacks aren’t aimed at Stinkoman.

Once you reduce this totally-not-end-boss to scrap, the Shadowy Figure will appear again and flee, and Stinkoman will chase after him.

=== Stage 10.1 Guide ===

* You start off facing a line of eight Denholms marching their way directly to Stinkoman's spawn point. Fortunately, they only last one hit apiece, so blast 'em before starting forward.
* Shoot across the small gap to take out the Denholm before jumping to the next platform, then repeat with the two Denholms on the following platform.
* On the next raised platform is a Yekop. Jump and shoot it (or just stand and shoot it; you can hit the lowest Yekop skull without going up to its platform) until it's gone, then move onward.
* Ahead is a crumbling platform and a Lorber. Wait until the Lorber turns its back, then jump up to the crumbling platform and the Lorber's platform. Three shots in the back will take him out.
* Either shoot down the Growtan on the next platform or ignore it and jump over it. You have the choice to either go down a set of platforms to the right or up a ladder made of rib bones.
** If you go down the platform stairs, you'll find a crumbling platform with a capsule and a timed platform. Taking the timed platform up will reveal an extra life below another crumbling platform, but the timed platform won't lift you high enough to reach it.
* Go up the ladder and quickly shoot out the Yekop, ducking back down the ladder if it pinches you in.
** Heading right will reveal that timed platform and extra life again, but trying to make the leap, you'll find you can't quite reach it. Back up the ladder with you!
* Instead, shoot the two Denholms before jumping to the platform on the left, then another Denholm on the next leftward platform. From here, jump to get your blasts over the Growtan's skull, taking out the Lorber, being sure to move under the raised wave of cannon fire when it comes your way.
* Jump up the stairs and make your way along the small line of platforms, aiming your jumps so as not to fall into the floor of Porchis and drills below.
* Once past the sharp things, quickly duck under the stairs to avoid the fish-looking Rightade. Ignore the Rightade, then climb the stairs and shoot the Thurgood Each until it pops, allowing access to the ladder.
* Climb the ladder, lounging on the rungs to shoot out the two Denholms and Lorber to the right. Climb back down the ladder to avoid the Lorber's bullets.
* Once the three enemies have been defeated, go up the ladder and up the platforms to the right, dropping down to where the baddies had been lingering. Head right and (surprise!) two more Denholms and another Lorber are hanging out on the next platform. Shoot them, moving under the Lorber's shots when required.
* Hop over to their platform and move right. Going up and over a wall nets you a capsule with the sight of an extra life above you.
* Move right and don't stop firing. Your fist blasts will take out the Soup Dibs being fired by a nearby Plonth, and will also eliminate the Plonth, damaging it when the Soup Dibs aren't taking the shots.
* Hop on the timed platform when it's at its lowest. It's possible to time your jump to ride all the way up to the platform on the right, but much easier to hop off to the left as a resting point.
** Additionally, shooting out or leaping over the Growtans and moving left will net you that extra life. Be careful when reaching the end of the platform, as a Kolkaryu will ambush you. Just drop down, grabbing the extra life, and quickly head right and out of range of the Kolkaryu's bullets.
* Once on the column on the right, move right to the next platform. Wait until the Rightade starts moving right, then drop off the left side of the platform and start blasting. The Thurgood Each will spit out more Rightades as each is destroyed, but a continuous stream of blasts will eliminate them all.
* Break through the crumbling platform where the Thurgood Each was sitting. In New Mode, you'll land on the checkpoint flag.
** At this point, you have the option to break through the crumbling platform in front of the checkpoint flag to get the extra life below it. This will drop you to the crumbling platform with the capsule and the set of platforms to the right of the very first ladder, making for a long walk back. But if the enemies are destroyed, all it costs is time.
* Drop down to the right and jump to shoot out the flying Lorber (called a Mistletooth) to the right.
* Quickly fall left to the next platform, then off the left edge of the platform. From here, shoot right to take out the Yekop.
* The Growtans can be shot out, but since you're on crumbling platforms, it's much simpler to jump over them when they're lowered. Make your way right along the line of crumbling platforms, hopping over the Growtans, before making it to sturdier ground.
* Here are five Denholms, all of which can be quickly taken out, and a Lorber on the top platform, which can be eliminated or ignored. Jump or shoot out the Growtan on the right.
** Down the ladder is a capsule, if you need it.
* As soon as the timed platform reaches its leftmost point, jump on. Fire a shot to the right to remove the Denholm, then jump to the right platform before your footing vanishes. Repeat with the next platform moving up, being sure to take out the Denholm on your landing area.
* To your right are three timed platforms moving up and down, along with one moving left and right below all of them. You're likely hosed if you fall, so instead, jump on all three platforms as they are moving up, making sure to watch the timer so you don't tumble.
* From the right platform, jump from as high a point as you can. You'll likely miss the platform, but be sure to grab the ladder before falling to either death or respawn. Climb the ladder.
* At the top of the ladder, the Shadowy Figure will appear and fire three balls at you. Dodge them and move right.
* You'll quickly meet a rectangle-faced stick man named Val Yancey, who will always charge in your direction. Shoot him and hop onto the small platform to dodge him, dropping and shooting him between avoidances.
* Once Val Yancey is gone, head right to the flag, dodging or avoiding one last set of Shadowy Figure shots along the way.

=== Stage 10.2 Guide ===
* As with the start of the previous stage, shoot out the line of three Denholms marching in your direction before heading right and taking out the Yekop.
* Move forward until you meet a line of five hidden Growtans. It's possible to time your run so that you pass over all five Growtans as they're lowered. It's also possible to shoot them all. Do whatever's easier.
* Keep going, shooting the line of four Denholms, then the Plonth and Soup Dibs atop a crumbling platform.
* Drop through the crumbling platform, grabbing the capsule, before landing in... Level 1?
* Wherever this is, you're now on a set of stairs with Jaros on the steps below. Shoot them all as they hop up, making your way to the ground. (There's another Jaro on the ground that needs shootin'.)
* Climb the ladder and shoot the Chorch. Hop over left, dodging the Browntant's bullets and shooting him as well.
* From the Browntant's ladder, shoot the three Greggos on the left, looking right after the shots to negate their invulnerability. Climb the Greggos' platforms, then take the moving platforms to a trapdoor. Hop onto the trapdoor (avoiding the drill above it) and onto the platform on the left, shooting the Chorch in the process.
* Climb down the ladder. Slay the Browntant (climbing the ladder to avoid its shots) and grab a capsule.
* Unfortunately, there's another Browntant on the left. Shoot or avoid it, then shoot out the Greggo on the ground.
* There's another crumbling platform here. Drop it to find yourself in... Level 2?

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=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Transcript) ===

''{A spotlight opens in a black screen. Stinkoman falls from it and makes a three-point landing.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THREE POINT STANCE PANTS.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HELLO? I'M HERE TO GET MY RED BUTTON REVENGE!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND RESCUE THOSE OTHER CHARACTERS I GUESS.

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' THAT'S LIKE US!!

''{The still-silhouetted shadowy figure emerges.}''

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN...

''{Cut to Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHOW YOURSELF, MYSTERIOUS SILHOUETTE-O!

''{Cut to the shadowy figure, as the the shadows recede. He resembles an anime version of Coach Z wearing a huge red cape and pauldrons.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM...

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Z SABRE!!

''{He holds up a zig-zagged sword menacingly. Cut to Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE YOU WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE? BECAUSE IT LOOKS

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' LIKE YOU ARE WEARING A PUPPET THEATRE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' I AM WEARING A MAJESTIC CAPE AND THE SHOULDER THINGIES

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' ARE CALLED PAULDRONS YOU SIMPLETON!!

''{He slashes three times, making a Z pattern. He hits Stinkoman, who collapses. Cut to 1-Up.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOOOOO!!

''{Cut to Z Sabre, who again raises his sword.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND NOW TO TAKE MY RIGHT-FULLY PLACE AS "THE GUY!"

''{Cut to 1-Up}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINOKMAN! MOUTH CATCH!!

''{He picks up the "Power Crunch" and throws it. Triumphant music starts to play. Stinkoman catches the "Crunch" in his mouth and swallows it.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' CRUNCH!

''{He is renewed and strikes a dramatic pose. My Benz start to float upwards. The "Making small rocks float up off the ground!" sound clip plays.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAKING SMALL ROCKS FLOAT UP OFF THE GROUND!

''{He suddenly becomes muscular and jumps upward with a flash of bright light.}''

=== Level 10 Boss: Z Sabre (Guide) ===

With the effects of the Power Crunch, Stinkoman is now super buff, allowing him to jump much higher. You are going to need it. Z Sabre has four attacks at his disposal that he uses at random.
* The first is a horizontal charge that can be avoided by jumping over him as long as you are not too far toward the edge of the screen; otherwise, you will land on him and take damage.
* The second will have him jump up and strike below him. To dodge this attack, simply run in the opposite direction, and his attack will fall short.
* The third will have him launch a wave projectile across the arena. This is probably the simplest to avoid by simply jumping over the wave.
* The fourth will have him hover above the arena and shoot three volleys of triple-shot projectiles before landing and taunting. To avoid it, start running in his direction when his cape shows up.

Z Sabre cannot be hit when he's not attacking, so the main focus of the fight should be dodging and returning counter-fire. He is vulnerable for a short period after each attack. After eight hits, Z Sabre will be down and a cutscene will play, but it's not [[Videro Games|congraturation]] time yet...

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=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Transcript) ===

''{Stinkoman and Z Sabre jump toward each other. Stinkoman charges an attack...}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' DOT...DOT...DOT!!

''{...and lets lose a huge shot. Z Sabre is hit and falls backwards in a heap. His sword plants itself in the ground near him. Cut to a closeup of Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND SO BEGENDS THE LAST MOST CHALLENGE.

''{Cut to Z Sabre, as a laughing sound effect is heard.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' HA. HA. HA. IF I CAN'T BE THE GUY, THEN NO ONE CAN!

''{He shakes his fist. Cut to a sliding door that opens, as a giant red clawed foot slams down. Cut back to Z Sabre.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' SAY HELLO TO MY PET INSIDE QUOTES!

''{Trogdor-like music plays as we cut back to the red claw, now joined by a second, and pan up the "pet", revealing it to be a robotic version of Trogador. Cut back to a shocked Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MECHA-TROGADOR?!?!

=== Level 10 Boss: Mecha-Trogador (Guide) ===

The boss arena contains two timer platforms: one vertical and one horizontal. Mecha-Trogador occupies nearly the entire right half of the screen.

Mecha-Trogador has four attacks at his disposal that activate at various times.
* A talon will shoot off from one of Mecha-Trogador's feet. This can easily be avoided by jumping or standing on one of the timer platforms.
* Mecha-Trogador's Beefy Arm will track Stinkoman vertically before charging across the screen. When you see his arm pointing at Stinkoman, prepare to perform a juking maneuver - especially if you're on the timer platforms.
* The green bar on Mecha-Trogador's neck will begin lighting up, accompanied by a charging-up sound. When all the lights are on, Mecha-Trogador will use his Atomic Breath to cover the floor in flames temporarily. Depending on his right-to-left position, it is possible to dodge while on the floor, or to be hit even while on the low platform.
* One of Mecha-Trogador's nostrils will "open" and fire a Browntant bullet aimed at Stinkoman's position. This attack's tell is difficult to see, so pay attention to Mecha-Trogador's snout and prepare to dodge when you see the bullet.

To defeat Mecha-Trogador, climb up to his eyes and deal 3 hits of damage to them. This will cause his eyes to shut and the Crystal Heart of Mecha-Trogador in his chest to expose itself periodically. Climb down and deal 3 hits of damage to it, and his eyes will open up once more. This is easiest from the floor. You'll have to do this process 3 times (18 hits in total) to finally slay Trogdor...'s impostor's impostor.

=== Stage 10.5 (Transcript) ===

''{Mecha-Trogador explodes, bringing the whole castle down around him. Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN! THE CRYSTAL HEART OF MECHA-TROGADOR IS ABOUT TO ASPLODE!

''{All sound immediately cuts out as the camera pans to a computer showing Vector Strong Bad's face.}''

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY! QUIT BIGHTENING MY STYLE!

''{Cut to Stinkoman as the sound effects return.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I'LL FIND A WAY OUT! YOU TWO MEET ME IN THE NEXT CUTSCENE SAFE AND SOUND!

''{Cut to 1-Up and Pan Pan.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' GREAT PLAN!!

''{The two head off.}''

=== Stage 10.5 Guide ===

That must have been a load bearing dragon, the base is crumbling and 90 seconds away from exploding. Make your way to the Stinkowing to escape. The effects of the Power Crunch have worn off so your jumps are back to normal.

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=== Final Cutscene ===

''{The Stinkowing flies away from the exploding castle before it completely collapses. Cut to the three heroes, looking out at it. 1-Up's hair and beard suddenly blow away in the wind. Cut to behind them, as Mecha-Trogador bursts out of the castle's wreckage.}''

'''STINKOMAN AND 1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WHAAH AND BLAAH!

''{But Mecha-Trogador continues exploding, finally blowing up for good. Seven colored crystals are seen being thrown from him as the heroes look on.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THE CRYSTAL SHARDS OF MECHA-TROGADOR SCATTERED AND SMOTHERED ACROSS PLANET K.

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' WE SHOULD PROLLY MAKE SURE NO ONE TRIES TO REASSEMBLE THEM.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HEY SAYING-WORDS-GUY! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA FOR A SEQUEL OR MAYBE AN ANIMATED SERIES!

'''OFFSCREEN VOICE:''' ''{subtitled}'' YEAH!

''{Pan over to show Marzi-Mei and Cheatball standing nearby.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' MAYBE YOU CAN ACTUALLY INCLUDE US THIS TIME!

''{Marzi-Mei's eye glows.}''

'''MARZI-MEI:''' ''{subtitled}'' SHING!

''{Cut to an amused Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' MARZI-MEI AND CHEATBALL?!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I MAY BE WAY OFF BASE HERE BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE A BY-THE-NUMBERS CASE OF SOMEONE ASKING ME FOR A

''{He doesn't finish the sentence. Cut to a black "THE END" screen, but it's interrupted by a cut to Z Sabre emerging from the castle's wreckage. His left eye is now scarred over and the bottom of his face is scarred, revealing a mouth. A laughing sound effect is played.}''

'''Z SABRE:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW I HAVE A MOUUUUTH!

''{Cut back to "THE END", followed by the credits}''

=== Credits ===

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[[Category:Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough]]

Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10

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Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10

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Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10

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Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items

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There are an abundance of enemies and items in the game [[Stinkoman 20X6]]. The Browntant and Chorch also make appearances in [[8-Bit is Enough]].

== Enemies ==
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Name !! Image !! Description !! Shots to kill !! Level
|-id="jaro"
| Jaro || align="center" | [[Image:Jaro.PNG]] || '''Jaro''' is a small, jumping robot that can be destroyed in one hit. || 1 || 1,5,6,-0, 10
|-id="greggo"
| Greggo || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-greggo.gif]] || '''Greggo''' is a robot that walks back and forth on its platform. It crouches and becomes immobile and invulnerable when Stinkoman faces it, but can be stopped with one hit from behind. || 1 || 1,-0, 10
|-id="browntant"
| Browntant || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-browntant.png]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-bluetant.gif]] || '''Browntant''' is a stationary beetle-like robot that shoots straight forward every few seconds. It takes three hits to kill and is momentarily invulnerable while flashing after a hit. A blue variety can be found in levels 6, -0, and 10, identical to the original Browntant in every way except color. || 3 || 1,2,5,6,-0, 10
|- id="chorch"
| Chorch || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-chorch.gif]] || '''Chorch''' is a robot that flies back and forth above ground. It takes one hit to destroy this enemy. || 1 || 1,2,5,6, -0, 10
|-id="kolkaryu"
| Kolkaryu || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-kolkaryu.gif]] || '''Kolkaryu''' is a small flying saucer that appears out of the sky in specific places. It hovers for a moment, shoots two downward bursts of four bullets each, then flies away. It is invulnerable to attacks. It respawns when Stinkoman returns to the same location. || inv. || 1,2,5,-0, 10
|-id="pooru-pooru"
| Pooru-Pooru || align="center" | [[Image:Pooru-Pooru.png]] || '''Pooru-Pooru''' is a spiky cucumber, planted firmly in the ground, usually in groups. Stinkoman will take damage if he touches it. || inv. || 1,2,3,-0, 10
|-id="old_sage"
| Old Sage || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-old_sage.png]] || '''Old Sage''' is a sharp, stationary spike, usually found in groups. Touching one of these causes Stinkoman to die instantly. ''(Note: While fighting Ekersby, Old Sages only cost one unit of energy.)'' || inv. || 1,2,4,5,7, -0, 10
|-id="terrell"
| Terrell || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-terrell-ground.png]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-terrell-jump.png]] || '''Terrell''' is a disembodied chick head that bounces around. It can be defeated in one shot. || 1 || 2, -0, 10
|-id="grundy"
| Grundy || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-grundy.gif]] || '''Grundy''' is a wingless chicken wearing running shoes. It walks back and forth on its platform, occasionally speeding up and slowing down. It can be killed in one shot. || 1 || 2,-0, 10
|- id="stobat"
| Stobat || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-stobat.gif]] || '''Stobat''' is a fat chicken with no visible feet. It blocks the path and spits out three bones every few seconds. It takes four hits to kill a Stobat, but it is momentarily invulnerable while flashing after getting hit. || 4 || 2,-0, 10
|-id="rose_blake"
| Rose Blake || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-rose_blake.png]] || '''Rose Blake''' is an electric burner. It causes damage when it is heated up and flashing. It heats up and cools down in a predictable pattern. || inv. || 2,-0, 10
|-id="lundsford"
| Lundsford || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-lundsford.png]] || '''Lundsford''' is a small flame from a gas burner. It causes damage when lit. It turns off and on in a predictable pattern. || inv. || 2,-0, 10
|-id="tortan"
| Tortan || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-tortan.png]] || '''Tortan''' is a bottle of itself according to the [[Stinkomanual]]. It is a green liquid that drips out of bottles (of itself) and will cause damage if it drips on Stinkoman. || inv. || 2, 10
|- id="clowder"
| Clowder || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-clowder.png]] || '''Clowder''' is an angry cloud, which had a propeller up until Version 7.1. It is invulnerable. || inv. || 3
|-id="mr._ubbers"
| Mr. Ubbers || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-mrubbers.gif]] || '''Mr. Ubbers''' is an angry raindrop that falls from above in stage 3.1. It can't hurt you, but if attacked, it will disappear in a splash and produce a gold nugget, which Stinkoman must collect to pass the level. || 1 || 3
|-id="poorbt"
| Poorbt || align="center" | [[Image:Porrbt-Run.gif]] || '''Poorbt''' is a small humanoid that runs in from off-screen, fires a single shot, and then runs away again. In Levels 4.1 and 4.2, its shots can be blocked with Stinkoman's giant fist. || 1 || 4,-0, 10
|-id="gokul"
| Gokul || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-gokul.png]] || '''Gokul''' is a pile of junk and red goo that blocks 1-Up's path in Levels 4.1 and 4.2. || 1 || 4,-0, 10
|-id="gaspeau"
| Gaspeau  || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-gaspeau.png]] || '''Gaspeau''' is a seeker drone that flies in only one direction. || 1 || 4,-0, 10
|-id="pink_cham_cham"
| Pink Cham Cham || align="center" | [[Image:pinkchamcham.gif]] || '''Pink Cham Cham''' is a double-ended laser gun rolled in green coconut. It fires its lasers upwards at Stinkoman. || 1 || 4,-0, 10
|-id="frotzer"
| Frotzer  || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-frotzer.png]] || '''Frotzer''' is a red version of Gaspeau that flies back and forth over a short distance. || 1 || 4,6,-0, 10
|-id="astromund"
| Astromund || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-astromund.gif|center]] || '''Astromund''' runs toward 1-Up in Level 5. Its shield protects it from 1-Up's frontal attacks. It can be attacked from behind. ''(Note: In Level -0, Stinkoman can shoot Astromunds from the front.)'' || 1 || 5,-0, 10
|-id="the_bendini_sisters"
| The Bendini Sisters || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-bendinisister.png|center]] || '''The Bendini Sisters''' are meteors that fall regularly on the moon. ''(Note: In Level -0, arrow Platforms can also crash down from above - see '''Other Hazards''' below.)'' || inv. || 5,-0, 10
|-id="downtant.2Fuptant""
| Downtant/Uptant || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-uptant.gif|center]] || '''Downtants''' and '''Uptants''' are related to the Browntant. They only take two hits to kill, but these turrets shoot a spread of five shots at a time, making them dangerous in groups. || 2 || 5,-0, 10
|-id="piedmont"
| Piedmont || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-piedmont.gif|center]] || '''Piedmont''' is a scanner that fires deadly beams of light underneath it. It cannot be attacked. Touching Piedmont itself doesn't cause any damage when its beam is inactive. || inv. || 5,-0, 10
|-id="stafulter"
| Stafulter || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-plug.gif]] || '''Stafulter''' is a giant electrical plug that flies around in a fixed pattern. It is invincible and must be avoided at all costs.  || inv. || 6,-0, 10
|-id="protek"
| Protek || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-socket.png]] || '''Protek''' is a giant electrical socket that jumps up and down on its cord, blocking the path. After taking two hits, its cord disappears and it will begin shooting lightning bolts, alternating sockets. It takes 3 additional shots to destroy Protek. While bouncing, touching Protek's cord costs '''2 units''' of health, while the sockets themselves are harmless. Protek is invulnerable while flashing after a hit. When the cord disappears, the sockets deal 2 units of damage, and the bolts cost 1. || 5 || 6,-0, 10
|-id="postlethwaite"
| Postlethwaite || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-cloud.gif]] || '''Postlethwaites''' are black storm clouds that move back and forth and strike lightning every few seconds. || inv. || 6,-0, 10
|-id="porchi"
| Porchi || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-blade.gif|center]] || '''Porchi''' is a buzzsaw that comes out of the clouds at regular intervals. It is invulnerable and can only be avoided when it is retracted. || inv. || 6,-0, 10
|-id="hash-haw"
| Hash-Haw || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-saw.gif|center]] || '''Hash-Haw''' is a saw blade that cuts back and forth along the path. Like Porchi, it is invulnerable and must be avoided. || inv. || 6, -0
|-id="my_benj"
| My Benj || align="center" | [[Image:StinkomanBlob.PNG|center]] || '''My Benj''' slide back and forth randomly on their platforms. They can be destroyed with one hit each, but their small size makes them difficult to kill. || 1 || 7,-0, 10
|-id="stothos"
| Stothos || align="center" | [[Image:StinkomanRobot.PNG|center]] || '''Stothos''' is a small tank that moves back and forth across its platform, shooting lasers in both directions. The lasers are high, making them difficult for Stinkoman to jump over. It is invulnerable momentarily after being hit. || 3 || 7, -0, 10
|-id="fullbide"
| Fullbide || align="center" | [[Image:StinkomanShip.PNG|40PX|center]] || '''Fullbide''' is a small ship-like enemy that flies in a zig-zag pattern toward Stinkoman when he enters its territory. It can be killed in one hit, but it will continue attacking until it's destroyed. || 1 || 7,-0, 10
|-id="ditmars"
| Ditmars || align="center" | [[Image:StinkomanFreeze.PNG|50px|center]] || '''Ditmars''' will freeze Stinkoman temporarily, ultimately costing him a unit of energy. They cannot be destroyed. || inv. || 7
|-id="seeper_mo"
| Seeper Mo || align="center" | [[Image:StinkomanBush.PNG|center]] || '''Seeper Mo''' is an ice crystal that is essentially the same as Pooru-Pooru: It can't be killed, it doesn't move, and touching it costs a unit of energy. When found in groups, Stinkoman may jump over one and inadvertently slide onto the next. || inv. || 7,-0, 10
|-id="biztar"
| Biztar || align="center" | [[Image:BiztarAnimated.gif|center]] || '''Biztars''' are large blocks of ice that serve as platforms or obstacles. They are just obstructions. They can be destroyed with six hits. || 6 || 7,-0, 10
|-id="cabbage"
| ''Unknown'' || align="center" | [[Image:Unreleased_StinkoBaddie.PNG]] || This enemy is a cabbage-like creature that periodically opens up and shoots out two red balls. Only the left ball can cause damage - the other one is harmless. It can be destroyed with one hit only while it is open. ''(Note: While this creature has only appeared in Level -0, it has been in the object library since the first version of the game. It is not covered in the Stinkomanual.)'' || 1 || -0
|-id="prudench"
| Prudench || align="center" | [[Image:Stinkogame-Enemy-Prudench.PNG]] || A '''Prudench''' is a flying shrimp that usually attacks in groups. It can be killed with one hit. || 1 || 9
|-id="dolmerlay"
| Dolmerlay || align="center" | [[Image:Dolmerlay.PNG]] [[Image:dolmerlay.png]] || A '''Dolmerlay''' is a robot oyster that shoots three pearls at a time. It can only be damaged when it is open. || 1 || 9
|-id="roldhap"
| Roldhap || align="center" | [[Image:Stinkogame-Enemy-Roldhap.PNG]] || '''Roldhaps''' are cyborg anemones that shoot at the Stinkowing. Except for their appearance, they are identical to Uptants and Downtants. || 2 || 9
|-id="semulade"
| Semulade || align="center" | [[Image:Stinkogame-Enemy-Semulade.PNG]] || A '''Semulade''' is a mechanical shark that attempts to sneak up from the edge of the screen and then charge at rapid speed. It takes two hits to kill. || 2 || 9
|-id="fundlake"
| Fundlake || align="center" | [[Image:Stinkogame-Enemy-Fundlake.PNG]] || A '''Fundlake''' is a coral that blocks the path. It disappears with just one shot, but quickly grows back. || 1 || 9
|-id="sackastano"
| Sackastano || align="center" | [[Image:Stinkogame-Enemy-Sackastano.PNG]] || '''Sackastanos''' are robot goldfish that travel in schools like Prudenches. They take three hits to kill, but are briefly invincible between hits. || 3 || 9
|-id="quorvekt"
| Quorvekt || align="center" | [[Image:Stinkogame-Enemy-Quorvekt.PNG]] || '''Quorvekts''' are robot manta rays that stay on the far edge of the screen and move vertically to shoot at Stinkoman. They take three hits each to kill. || 3 || 9
|-id="bloodacre"
| Broodacre || align="center" | [[Image:Broodacre.PNG]] || A '''Broodacre''' is a small volcano that shoots two rocks at a time. It erupts in a predictable pattern. || inv. || 9
|-id="reid"
| Reid || align="center" | [[Image:reid.png]] || '''Reids''' are cyborg jellyfish that fly in schools. They can be killed with two hits. || 2 || 9
|-id="octopus"
| ''Unknown'' || align="center" | [[Image:Stinkogame-Enemy-Reid.PNG]] || This robot octopus enemy flies in circular patterns, usually as part of a group, and it takes three hits to kill. It is not covered in the Stinkomanual. || 3 || 9
|-id="denholm"
| Denholm || align="center" | || '''Denholms''' are troops that walk slowly in a straight line, turning around at ledges. They take one hit to kill. || 1 || 10
|-id="lorber"
| Lorber || align="center" | || A '''Lorber''' is an enemy resembling a Denholm with a cannon in its face. Lorbers periodically shoot bursts of three shots, that travel in an undulating sine wave pattern. It takes three hits to kill. || 3 || 10
|-id="mistletooth"
| Mistletooth || align="center" | || A '''Mistletooth''' is a Lorber equipped with a jetpack. It is identical to Lorber in every way, other than it can fly. It takes three hits to kill. || 3 || 10
|-id="growtan"
| Growtan || align="center" | || A '''Growtan''' is a skull attached to a spine that periodically extends and retracts. While retracted, it is invulnerable, but when extended it can be shot at and destroyed. It takes three hits to kill. || 3 || 10
|-id="yekop"
| Yekop || align="center" | || A '''Yekop''' is a stack of five skulls that slowly moves back and forth. A skull is removed after every shot. || 5 || 10
|-id="plonth"
| Plonth || align="center" | || A '''Plonth''' is a hole in the ground that periodically spits out Soup Dibs in Stinkoman's direction. || 4 || 10
|-id="soup_dib"
| Soup Dib || align="center" | || '''Soup Dibs''' are missiles fired out of the ground by Plonths. They move in a straight line towards Stinkoman, and can be taken out in one hit. || 1 || 10
|-id="thurgood_each"
| Thurgood Each || align="center" | || A '''Thurgood Each''' is a large, stationary enemy that fires Rightades from its mouth. It will not fire a new Rightade until the one it has fired is defeated, but will fire a new one immediately afterwards. || 4 || 10
|-id="rightade"
| Rightade || align="center" | || '''Rightades''' are skulls with wind-up keys that travel in an arc. They are fired by Thurgood Each, and take one hit to kill. || 1 || 10
|-id="val_yancey"
| Val Yancey || align="center" | || A '''Val Yancey''' is an enemy with a rectangular head and stick-legs that rushes towards Stinkoman, changing directions whenever he jumps over it. It takes five hits to kill. || 5 || 10
|}

== Other Hazards ==
These are hazards which are in the game but not named in the manual, so the names here aren't official.
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Name !! Image !! Description !! Level
|-id="drill"
| Drill || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-drill.png|center]] || '''Drills''' come out of both the floor and the ceiling. || 1,2,6,-0, 10
|-id="trapdoor"
| Trapdoor || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-trapdoor.gif|center]] || A '''trapdoor''' is a platform that alternates between the up and down positions. In Level -0, these platforms are visually inverted, as in they are safe only when they appear to be in the down position and will not support Stinkoman when they appear to be in the up position. The visual inversion does not change the length of time they remain safe for each interval. || 1,2,5,6,7, -0, 10
|-id="spork"
| Spork || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-spork-down.png]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-spork-up.png]] || '''Sporks''' come up out of the ground in a cycle, and cause damage even when they're retracted. || 2,-0, 10
|-id="conveyor_belt"
| Conveyor Belt || align="center" | [[Image:Conveyor Belt.PNG]] || '''Conveyor belts''' are stationary platforms that carry Stinkoman left or right. They can help or hinder his progress. The large conveyor belt on Stlunko occasionally switches directions. || 3,5,-0, 10
|-id="lava-fall"
| Lava-fall || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-lavafall.png|center]] || '''Lava-falls''' are prevalent in the Lava Zone. They must be blocked with Stinkoman's giant fist to prevent 1-Up from getting burned. In Level -0, they do nothing. || 4,-0
|-id="tiles_and_platforms"
| Tiles & Platforms || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-tile.png|center]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-platform.png|center]] || In the Lava Zone, Stinkoman must jump on a '''tile''' to move its corresponding '''platform''', catching and carrying 1-Up to safety. Some tiles control multiple platforms. In Level -0, green tiles act as teleporters, and platforms crash down from the sky like the Bendini Sisters. || 4,-0
|-id="evaporating_clouds"
| Evaporating Clouds || align="center" | [[Image:Evaporating cloud.PNG|center]] || '''Evaporating clouds''' disappear quickly when Stinkoman jumps onto them. They reappear a short time later. They have a blue tint, so they can be identified apart from regular clouds. || 6, -0, 10
|-id="retractable_ladder"
| Retractable Ladder || align="center" | [[Image:StinkomanLadder.PNG|center]] || '''Retractable ladders''' extend and retract periodically, causing them to be temporarily out of reach. || 7,-0, 10
|-id="poison_capsule"
| Poison Capsule || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-false_capsule.gif|center]] || A '''poison capsule''' damages Stinkoman rather than restoring his energy. || -0
|-id="spike_coral"
| Spike Coral || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame enemy spiny.png]] || '''Spike corals''' are dangerous hazards that spear out from the bottom or top of the caverns in Level 9. They retract after striking, but sometimes they only retract a short distance before extending again. Touching a spike coral costs one unit of energy. || 9
|-id="collapsing_floor"
| Collapsing Floor || align="center" | || '''Collapsing floors''' are small floors made of skulls that appear in Level 10. They can be landed on three times before collapsing, though simply walking across them does not trigger the countdown. They respawn shortly after collapsing. || 10
|-id="timed_platform"
| Timed Platform || align="center" | || '''Timed platforms''' are moving platforms that appear throughout Level 10. They can be seen moving either horizontally or vertically, and have various green dots that turn red once Stinkoman starts standing on the platform. After all the dots turn red, the platform disappears, dropping Stinkoman into whatever is below. They respawn shortly after disappearing. || 10
|}

== Items ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Name !! Image !! Description !! Level
|-id="capsule"
|Capsule|| align="center" | [[Image:stinkoman-capsule.gif]] || '''Capsules''' are scattered throughout the levels and fully restore Stinkoman's health. || 1, 2, 5, 6, 7, -0, 9, 10
|-id="extra_life"
|Extra Life || align="center" | [[Image:StinkomanLife.PNG|center]] || Collecting Stinkoman's face awards one extra life. || 5, 7, -0, 9, 10
|-id="gold_nugget"
| Gold Nugget || align="center" | [[Image:gold_nugget.png]]|| Each time a Mr. Ubbers is broken in Level 3.1, a '''gold nugget''' pops out. Collecting 20 nuggets lets Stinkoman advance to the next stage. || 3
|-id="bread"
| Bread || align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-bread.png]] || '''Bread''' is the one item Stinkoman needs to pick up in Level 3.2. Touching it will earn one point. || 3
|-id="apple.2C_ear.2C_soap.2C_p"
| Apple, Ear, Soap, and P || align="center" nowrap | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-apple.png]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-ear.png]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-soap.png]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-p.png]] || In Level 3.2, touching any of these items costs one point. || 3
|-id="shield"
| Shield || align="center" | [[Image:shield.png]] || In level 9, '''shields''' can briefly protect the Stinkowing from enemies and obstacles. Shield pickups are scattered throughout the levels. || 9
|}

== Bosses ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Name !! Image !! Description !! Shots to kill !! Level
|- id="tampo"
| Tampo
| align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-tampo.png]]
| '''Tampo's''' brain comes back to challenge Stinkoman at the end of Level 1 for revenge. Its weak point is its [[Wikipedia:Cerebellum|cerebellum]], which in this case is apparently a red ball at the base of the brain. Tampo takes 7 hits to kill. The more hits it takes, the faster it gets.

For more information, see the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 1#Level 1 Boss: Tampo (Guide)|Level 1 Walkthrough]].
| 7
| 1
|-id="brody"
| Brody
| align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-brody_head.png]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-brody_feet.png]]
| '''Brody''' is a giant chicken who tries to stomp Stinkoman with his feet. He stomps 6 times, then pecks at Stinkoman with his beak. Its weak point is its eye.

For more information, see the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 2#Level 2 Boss: Brody (Guide)|Level 2 Walkthrough]].
| 5
| 2
|-id="stlunko"
| Stlunko
| align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-stlunko.png|300px]]
| '''Stlunko''' is the robot hidden underneath the wall that Stinkoman jumps over in Level 3. It has a large conveyor belt that periodically switches directions, and it attempts to crush Stinkoman with its giant stone fists. Stlunko is defeated when its antenna is destroyed. Four hits for each of the four segments; 16 hits in all.

For more information, see the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 3#Level 3 Boss: Stlunko (Guide)|Level 3 Walkthrough]].
| 16
| 3
|-id="saargtsson"
| Saargtsson & Firey-Hot
| align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-saargtsson.png]] [[Image:Firey_Hot.PNG]]
| '''Saargtsson''' is a dragon-like boss that jumps up from the lava and spits lasers up at Stinkoman, while its flame jet friend ('''Firey-Hot''') fires down from the roof. Only the end of its tail is vulnerable. Each segment takes two hits, and the head takes 3 hits, for a total of 15. Firey-Hot is invulnerable.

For more information, see the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 4#Level 4 Boss: Saargtsson (Guide)|Level 4 Walkthrough]].
| 15
| 4
|-id="nebulon"
| Nebulon
| align="center" | [[Image:Neb-1.PNG|250px|center]]
| '''[[Nebulon]]''' is a large green space alien that shoots energy bullets out of his mouth in random directions. Each time he takes damage, he blows 1-Up back. He shoots bullets out the equal number of times he has taken damage, plus one. Each eye must be hit 4 times each to defeat him. In total, he takes 8 hits to defeat.

For more information, see the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5#Level 5 Boss: Nebulon (Guide)|Level 5 Walkthrough]].
| 8
| 5
|-id="the_liekand"
|The Liekand
| align="center" | [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-tornado.png|center]]
| '''The Liekand''' is a giant tornado with sunglasses that shoots out 3 bubbles and then jumps across the screen. Each time it shoots bubbles (except for the first time), it also tries to suck Stinkoman in. Every third time it jumps across the screen, it stops in the center and causes lightning bolts to fall. When The Liekand has only 4 hit points remaining, it will shoot 5 bubbles. Its sunglasses are its weak spot.

For more information, see the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 6#Level 6 Boss: The Liekand (Guide)|Level 6 Walkthrough]].
| 14
| 6
|-id="an_ice_machine"
|An Ice Machine
| align="center" | [[Image:Better An Ice Machine.png|center]]
| '''An Ice Machine''' is, as its name suggests, a giant ice machine. It shoots ice cubes on the ground while shooting ice jets at the platform in front of it. After shooting several ice cubes, it turns off its jets and starts shooting ice into the air, causing icicles to fall from the sky. Its weak point is its eyes.

For more information, see the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 7#Level 7 Boss: An Ice Machine (Guide)|Level 7 Walkthrough]].
| 7
| 7
|-id="ekersby"
|Ekersby
| align="center" | [[Image:level8boss.PNG|center|200px]]
| '''Ekersby''' is a robot formed from a pile of glitchy junk. It staggers back and forth, shooting bullets from its Uptant eyes and Downtant cannons and spearing the top platform with the two Sporks on its head. To damage it, Stinkoman must hit the ham inside the refrigerator while the door is open. The refrigerator door blocks shots, and each time the ham is hit, the door opens on the opposite side. The Downtants cannot be destroyed.

For more information, see the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level -0#Level -0 Boss: Ekersby (Guide)|Level -0 Walkthrough]].
| 6
| -0
|-id="harvax_xvii"
|Harvax XVII
| align="center" | [[Image:harvaxxvii.png|125px|center]]
| '''Harvax XVII''' is a giant hovering gangster robot that shoots bullets at the Stinkowing with a tommy gun. Every third round of bullets, he charges. His weak point is his mouth, when it is open.

According to the [[Stinkomanual]], Harvax XVII is a small but speedy octopus or squid, though Harvax himself claims in his quote: "That description is ALL WRONG!" However, the cast roll in the end credits does depict Harvax as a squid.

For more information, see the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 9#Level 9 Boss: Harvax XVII (Guide)|Level 9 Walkthrough]].

A gangster who bears striking resemblance to Harvax XVII appears in the [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad]].

| 15
| 9
|-id="worst_end_boss_ever"
|Worst End Boss Ever
| align="center" | [[Image:WorstEndBossEver.png|200px|center]]
| '''Worst End Boss Ever''' is the boss shown in the [[Skills of an Artist]] episode [[End Boss]] and is fought at the beginning of level 10. It moves back and forth shooting projectiles that move up and down towards Stinkoman. After taking four hits it will fire much more rapidly and charge at Stinkoman, but one more hit will kill it.

| 5
| 10
|-id="Z_Sabre"
|Z Sabre
| align="center" | [[Image:ZSabreSprite.png|150px|center]]
| '''[[Z Sabre]]''' is the true identity of the Shadowy Figure and the penultimate boss of the game. When standing he holds his sword in front of him, protecting him from attacks. He has multiple attacks that he can use, these being doing a rushing slice towards Stinkoman, jumping into the air and stabbing downwards, crouching and firing a beam that goes across the ground, or flying into the air and shooting multiple rounds of four shots. After any of these attacks then he can be hit (with the exception of the flying attack).

| 7
| 10
|-id="mecha-trogador"
|Mecha-Trogador
| align="center" | [[Image:MechaTrogador.png|200px|center]]
| '''Mecha-Trogador''', as the name implies, is a robotic version of [[Trogador]] and is the final boss. He is fought in an area with two platforms, one that moves side to side and the other up and down. He always attacks in the same pattern, first firing his toe as a missile, then punching with his robotic beefy arm, then charging up and breathing a stream of blue fire towards the ground, then shooting a green projectile diagonally upwards from his nose. At first his weak spot is his eyes, but after taking three hits his eyes will close and a hatch on his chest will periodically open revealing the Crystal Shards, which are now his weak point. After those take three hits his eyes will open again and be vulnerable, and so on until he is defeated.

| 18
| 10
|-id="Sticklyman"
|Sticklyman
| align="center" | [[Image:SticklymanSprite.png|80px|center]]
| '''[[Sticklyman]]''' is a small stickman wielding a shovel whom Stinkoman battles during the end credits. His movement patterns are identical to those of Val Yancey, though he will occasionally jump as well to catch Stinkoman off guard. While Stinkoman can put Sticklyman into hitstun with attacks (and vice versa), neither can actually do damage to the other, meaning the fight will continue endlessly until the credits fade. Sticklyman only begins attacking when Stinkoman moves; if Stinkoman does not move or attack for a few seconds, Sticklyman will once again begin standing still.

| N/A
| 10.5
|}
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User:LePorello

LePorello — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 22:04:40 GMT

LePorello: /* Personal Crap */

<big><big><big>HALDO EVERYPEOPLES!</big></big></big> 
== About Me ==
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=== A Wikiday Greeting ===

Haldo!

My name's Matt, but you can call me LePorello. I joined the wiki on December 30 of 2005, which was the first day I found out that anonymous editing and new user registration had been re-implanted.

=== How I Got My Username ===

If you have to go here to figure this [[Quote of the Week|out]], you '''must''' have crap for brains. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], [[The Sneak]] is called "the [[Strong Man]]'s Leporello." (Sorry, it's not French!)

=== Personal Crap ===

As mentioned above, my name's Matt. I'm 19 years old and a big sports enthusiast, among other things. Ordinarily, I live in Connecticut, but I'm attending college in North Carolina. What else to add...hmmm.

=== My Introduction to Homestar ===

Sometime in late June/early July of [[The Cheat|'05]] (I'm not sure which, but [[modeling]] was the newest [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] at the time), my [[Trogador|friends]] Jacob, Zach, and Matt told me about the site. I was hooked. My first SBEmail (and the first thing I watched on the site) was [[virus]]. My first [[bottom 10|game]] was [[TROGDOR!]]

The next day, I looked all over for the site. I (embarrassingly) [[japanese cartoon|typed]] in the wrong [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough|URL]] several times before reaching the site. It took me a while to start watching the [[Toons|'toons]]. I only started when, while surfing [http://www.fark.com fark.com], I found [[Cool Things]]. (The description was "Strong Sad gets lucky".) I've been all over the site ever since.

=== My Introduction to the HRWiki ===

I don't know how long I had been on the site for when my [[Homestar Presents: Presents|sister]] started playing [[Peasant's Quest]]. She was stumped, so we Googled "peasant's quest walkthrough" and were brought here. I liked the site, so I looked up the URL and have been here ever since. I, however, decided to google "hr wiki" to get here and ended up at [[User:Venusy|Venusy's user page]]. My first edit (anonymously, of course) was the only goof for [[flag day]]. The day I planned to become a user was, however, the first day anonymous editing and new user registration were down. My waiting paid off and I am now a user.

=== Unscripted Hiatus ===

For about 3 years, I just stopped going onto H*R and the wiki. I have no idea how this happened. I just forgot about it, and eventually, I adjusted to life without Homestar.

=== Triumphant-ish Return ===

In February 2009, I was at a birthday party when a friend started talking about the site (someone had started singing "Trogdor"). I mentioned my hiatus and he gave me a brief description of [[email thunder]]. I stored this in my mind until May, when I started playing [[Peasant's Quest]] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]] again. Towards the end of June, I watched [[email thunder]], before going off on a short-term missions trip in Hartford. When I returned, [[hremail 3184]] had been released, and I spent an evening watching many SBEmails that I had missed. I'm glad to be back, though I'll most likely be much less active than in ye olden days of high activity.

=== My Personal Favorite Homestar Stuff ===
[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Oh, this thing is so cute. I want one.]]
*Fave [[Old-Timey]] [[Characters|Character]] — [[The Sneak]]
*Fave Present-Day Character — [[Homsar]]
*Fave [[20X6]] Character — [[Stinkoman]]
*Fave Other Character — The Cheat-Bot
*Fave [[Toons|Big Toon]] — [[Cool Things]]
*Fave Short — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Song — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Halloween Toon — [[Main Page|3]][[3 Times Halloween Funjob| Times Halloween Funjob]]
*Fave [[Decemberween]] Toon — [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Fave Other-Holiday Toon — [[Happy Trogday]]
*Fave [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] Toon — [[Everybody to the Limit]]
*Fave [[Games|Game]] — [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*Fave [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] — [[alternate universe]], [[hremail 3184]], [[rock opera]]
*Fave [[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote — VikingGuitar metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 music
*Fave Non-[[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough|—]] "Please don't dig up the grave." by [[Strong Bad]] from [[replacement]]
*Fave H*R Place — [[Club Technochocolate]]
*Fave Thing That Isn't Already a [[replacement|Fave]] — [[On Break]]

==== My Favorite User Quotes ====

*Homework...invented by someone who didn't have to do it. [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]
*I've got half a mind to get the other half of my mind back. [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
*It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians... [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
*There are two reasons I hate Valentine's Day. It used to be a holiday of love, a day of caring for the one you appreciated more than anyone else. Now it's just a commercial holiday used for selling crappily manufactured stuffed animals and heart-shaped candies that taste like chalk. Ew. And...I don't have a Valentine. So sad. [[User:Teh Frossty One|Teh Frossty One]]
*I feel like a bee in a broccoli.......wait— [[User:Seriously|Seriously]]
*Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick. [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|Thesmokingmonkey]]
*Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow. [[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

MORE TO COME

=== My Proudest H*R Moments ===

*Beating Stinkoman 20X6 (v7) without getting a Game Over![[Image:Level_7_after_boss.PNG|thumb|right|YOUR BOSS A SPLODE!!!!!]]

=== My Proudest HRWiki Moments (and other stuff) ===

*Transcribing the easter eggs for [[narrator]].
*Being one of several users to attack the Dr. Who vandal on 2/9/2006.
*Being first to discover the Quote of the Week for The Jolly Dumple.
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent Changes Patrol]](also on 2/9/2006).
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming Committee]] on 2/12/2006.
*Correctly guessing [[User:Ookelaylay|Ookeylaylay]]'s Spanish quote several times.
*Winning [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]'s "Homsar Bandit Award" on 2/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]] on 2/23/2006.
*Awarding a Defender of the Wiki award to both [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] and [[User:Beat|Beat]] after a Dr. Who attack on 3/5/2006.
*Creating the article [[Puking]] on 3/6/2006.
*Joining the [[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]] on 3/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Hip Hop Dance Visuals]] on 3/21/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.weirdalforum.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Weird Al Wiki] on 4/23/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.idiotsite.com/wlwiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Whose Line is it Anyway? Wiki] on 6/15/2006.
*Creating the article [[Westerburg]] on 8/22/2009.
*Winning [[User:Movie magic man|Movie magic man]]'s userpage game on 8/22/2009.
*Creating the article [[Black Market]] on 8/27/2009.

==== <s>Crispety Cookety</s> Vandalism Log ====
Vandalism log: This page has been vandalized ''8'' times.

I was originally ticked off at having my page vandalized, but then I realized that it means that the vandal is ticked off at you. Which is a good thing, right?

=== Who the Crap am I? ===

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Apologies to [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] for swiping your section title.

=== Never Fear, I Know How To Fix Your Userbox! ===
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=== Stuff I Like ===
Just some non-H*R-related stuff I like.

==== T-TV, TV Shows ====

[[Wikipedia:NCIS (TV series)|NCIS]] 
[[Wikipedia:NUMB3RS|Numb3rs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line is it Anyway?]] 
[[Wikipedia:Extreme Makeover: Home Edition|Extreme Makeover: Home Edition]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Daily Show|The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Colbert Report|The Colbert Report]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monk (TV series)|Monk]] 
[[Wikipedia:Psych|Psych]] 
[[Wikipedia:Chuck (TV series)|Chuck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Leverage (TV series) |Leverage]]

==== Movies ====

[[Wikipedia:Airplane!|Airplane!]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (all three)]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Rookie (2002 film)|The Rookie]] 
[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|Spaceballs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dead Poets Society|Dead Poets Society]] 
[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars (all six)]] 
[[Wikipedia:Paycheck (film)|Paycheck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dave (film)|Dave]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride (film)|The Princess Bride]]

==== These Are Some Websites! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com Games!] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com More games!] 
[http://www.freegamesnews.com Even more games!] 
[http://www.fark.com Weird yet true news! (And some H*R stuff!)] 
[http://www.abstractfonts.com/ Free fonts!] 
[http://home.datacomm.ch/marco.fernando/fla/bozzetto/olympics.swf This cool toon.] 
[http://www.ziplo.com/grandpa.htm A country singer with ''way'' too much free time.] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com H*R! (Duh.)] 
And obviously [[Main Page|this wiki]]. Double Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!

==== Play These Games! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com/heli2.htm Heli Attack 2] 
[http://www.miniclip.com/heliattack3.htm Heli Attack 3] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/jeditrainer.html Jedi Trainer] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/tanks.html Tanks] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html TROGDOR!] (Burninate baby!) 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html Stinkoman 20X6] (This game is awexome!)

==== Bookazon.com's Best Selections ====

[[Wikipedia:Stormbreaker (novel)|Stormbreaker]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Point Blanc|Point Blanc]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Skeleton Key|Skeleton Key]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Eagle Strike|Eagle Strike]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Scorpia|Scorpia]] 
[[Wikipedia:Ark Angel|Ark Angel]]

==== Battle of the Non-Crappy Bands ====

[[Wikipedia:Relient K|Relient K]] 
[[Wikipedia:Steven Curtis Chapman|Steven Curtis Chapman]] 
[[Wikipedia:Casting Crowns|Casting Crowns]] 
[[Wikipedia:Mercy Me|MercyMe]] 
[[Wikipedia:Bon Jovi|Bon Jovi]] 
[[Wikipedia:Journey (band)|Journey]] 
[[Wikipedia:Nickelback|Nickelback]] 
[[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen|Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band]]

[[HRWiki:Featured Article Selection|<big>MORE ST</big><big>FF</big>T OOCME]]

== Sort-of-Fun Facts ==
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Here are some facts that may or may not be fun to you. Take your pick.

=== Experimental Can ===
And now, the moment you haven't been waiting for — a parody of "Experimental Film." It is called "Experimental Can." Here are the lyrics, and by the way, '''no stealing my idea.''' If you do, I will turn you over to a cut-off-your-toes-style collections agency. And the IRS.

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can 
I’m chuggin’ it down and burping up 
And up and up and up the drink

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

I don’t really know what happens 
At the parties where your can a splodes 
I don’t know what makes your can a splode 
‘Cause you don’t shake it up at all

What’s in this experimental can? 
Well, nobody knows just what it is 
And I just know the stuff inside a splodes 
In ''la'' experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Thank you! Thank you! [[Fonts|Bravo!]] Encore! Encore! Arriba! Arriba! So, that's Experimental Can to you too. Whatever.

=== Top Ten List ===
And now, for your non-entertainment pleasure: my Top Ten list! It's simply titled "Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School." So sit back, relax, and hope you enjoy the show.

Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School"

10.Whatever you think is not important will always be on the test.

9. If you change your answer on a quiz, the other answer will always be the right one.

8. The pop quiz will be on the chapter you didn't read for homework last night.

7. The dog didn't ''really'' eat your homework.

6. The teacher will be so busy chewing you out for being 30 seconds late to class that she won't notice other students come in 5 minutes late.

5. You'll be the one caught with the passed note.

4. When you blow off studying for a test because you think that there will be a snow day tomorrow, you'll have school.

3. When you cram past midnight for a test, you'll have a snow day the next day.

2. When you ask your teacher about your test grade, he'll find something else worth taking a point off for.

1. The one test you ace, everyone else aces. The one test you fail, everyone else aces.

== To Everyone (Yes, Everyone) ==
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=== Latin Translations: Archive ===

<strike>Due to the fact that I stopped taking Latin 3 years ago (only took it in middle school), I am halting production of Latin Translation 1.00. This section is preserved as an archive. </strike> <big>UPDATE:</big> I am currently in college and am taking Latin again. Whether I revive the translation is undecided...but wow, my middle school Latin grammar was, well, middle school Latin grammar. (I'll leave the archived sentence as is, bad grammar and all, but if I do revive it, I promise better grammar.

Congraturation to all who solved the Latin translations! (Winners have a The Cheat-Bot!)

Solvers Hall of Fame:
*[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]] (tres tempora)
*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] (tres tempora)
*[[User:Has Matt?|Egitne Mattius?]] (sex tempora)
*[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]] (tres tempora)
*[[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]] (unus tempus)
*[[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] (tres tempora)
*[[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]] (unus tempus)

Quotes Archive:

#[[Strong Bad]]: Si placet sepulcrum non confodetis. (Please don't dig up the grave.) From [[replacement]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Dubito. Pellui. (I doubt it. I drove). From [[The Interview]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Homsar]] Pen Puppet (said by [[Strong Bad]]): Persicorum superbia erat! ('Twas the pride of the peaches!) From [[interview]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Gratias. Adipiscis! (Thanks. You win!) From [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Coach Z]]: Vir novus sum! (I'm a new man!) From [[other days]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Senex carus, concludes! Amicus tuus, Validus Malus. (Dear oldie, shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad.) From [[Halloween Fairstival]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]: Ubi phasmatis est? (Where's the ghost?) From [[That A Ghost]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Malus sum. (I'm evil.) From [[different town]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Deceptus non mortuus est, laetus sum Deceptus non mortuus est. (The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.) From [[caper]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Homsar]]: Delectatio aetatis est. (Now this is the thrill of a lifetime.) From [[Happy T]] easter egg. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Et subuculae suae nullae accommodant. (And none of his shirts fit me.) From [[2 years]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Saltutatus viro viro computatoris agimus! (Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!) From [[virus]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Quid fautae feminae vellent vero est aliqui IGNISOFFICINI!!! (What the lady fans really want is some PYROTECHNICS!!!) From [[lady fan]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Omnes thaleri dulci aliqui vel crustiae futurae velletis frausatis. (Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.) From [[rock opera]] (and its easter egg). Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Terrae Longe? Castra Ductus Barbarus? Lacus Piscis? (Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake?) From [[anything]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Mad]]: CITHARAM NON VELLEO CENO! (I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!) From [[haircut]]. Solved by [[Image:Hsrlogo_small.jpg|29px]][[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]][[User_talk:Nckinfn04| Unum]][[Special:Contributions/Nckinfn04| tempum]][[Special:Emailuser/Nckinfn04| Habes!]]
#[[What's Her Face]]: Zeassulas in caelo habent spero! (I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!) From [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: In, vir, ternos novissimos anni dedisti! (You got me this for like the last three years, man!) From [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Forsitan picturam puellam pulchram misit. (Maybe he sent me a picture of a hot girl.) From [[lunch special]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Senor Cardgage]]: Unus prandium emptorabit dixit. (One o' them said they'd buy me lunch.) From [[Senor Mortgage]]. Solved by [[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]].

=== A Quiz!!!! ===

A [[Homestar Quiz]] For You! (Possible answers in [[dragon|parentheses]] and separated by commas)

1. In the loading screen for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], which letter in the word "loading" is tilted? (O,A,D,N)

2. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], what punctuation mark is after the word "PROHIBITION" on Boss Tweed's leg? (?,!,.,no punctuation mark)

3. What color is [[The Sneak]]? (black, yellow, brown, unknown)

4. How many ice cubes are in [[Strong Sad]]'s glass at the opening of [[Experimental Film]]? (2,3,4,5)

5. In [[rock opera]], what number is on [[Tompkins]]' shirt? (0,1,8,125)

6. What color is the sky when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] goes [[Lowercase i's|back]] to [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]'s house in [[Cool Things]]? (blue,pink,gray,purple)

7. In [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]], how many times does [[Bubs]] say "The end"? (13,15,17,21)

8. In [[Cool Things]], which word is underlined on the "Under Old Management" sign on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] returns his [[User:Homsarroks|cool]] shades? (under,old,management,none of them)

9. What does the "loading" screen read in [[Experimental Film]]? (loading,comin' up,gettin' ready,wait a minute)

10. How many evaporating clouds are in Level 6.1 of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]? (35,44,49,58)

Answers: 1-D, 2-?, 3-yellow, 4-4, 5-1, 6-purple, 7-13, 8-old, 9-comin' up, 10-49.

Thank You!

== In Closing ==
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Special Thanks to {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} for creating my totally awexome sig!

P.S. Try and find all 15 easter eggs on this page! If you succeed, talk to me about it!

Crapfully, 
{{User:LePorello/sig}}

What are you doing down here? The page ended up there! [[Special:Random|Go away!]]

User talk:Qermaq

LePorello — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 22:01:49 GMT

LePorello: /* Lead Sheet */

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==How say name?==

How do you say your name? Ker-mack? Do you drive a Mack truck? --[[User:School of Rock|Dewey Finn]] 02:56, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

:Read my [[User:Qermaq/Talk Archive 1#Qermaq|talk archive]], Thunderbird and Heimi asked that same question a long time ago! And no, I drive a Hyundai. (It's always a fun day in a Hyundai!) {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:15, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

== Please Help Qermaq ==
I went into my profile and still could not find the "edit summary reminder". Where is it?--Bapes http://www.hrwiki.org/images/b/bf/Glich.gif 23:26, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
:Go to your [[Special:Preferences|preferences]], click the Editing tab. It should be the last box: check it. Hooray for edit summaries! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:04, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
Oh, ok. Thanks Qermaq--Bapes 03:15, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
== Honesty ==

[[Image:Most_improved.PNG|thumb|"That sure was nice of you."]]
I saw [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Pistols_For_Pandas&curid=40024&diff=550629&oldid=550627&rcid=507887 this] edit, and I just wanted to say that I'm proud of you for not being a liar. You get most improved. Ding! -[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 03:29, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
:I'm a self-made man, I am, I am! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:55, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

== Whaguh? ==

Nice catch, there. I've honestly never seen K.I.S.S. not capitalized, yet the 'kipedia article does it...repeatedly! The link was a gewd idea, though. Plus your semacolon catch on that other edit...I feel asleep. I mean, a-sick. Maybe I should stop editing with a headache.--{{User:Onamuji/sig}} 22:44, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
:Semicolons suck. End of story. And don't worry, I'm twice your age, I'm supposed to know these things. And you don't have to deny drunk with me, man. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:50, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
::Oh, craap! I knew no matter how I worded that it'd come across as hangover! Would you believe I'm a [[for kids|teetotaller]]? --{{User:Onamuji/sig}} 22:54, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

== thanks ==

now that i know that i have a new account made today. you can find it on my page now.

[[User:Homsarstrongbad150|Homsarstrongbad150]] 02:27, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

== oops ==

whoa. oops. sorry, you can delete that, I didn't even know i did it.

== Cursory Tour ==

What is a cursory tour that you mentioned {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=The_Brothers_Chaps&diff=prev&oldid=552221 here}}, and how did you use it to prove it's not TBC. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 21:40, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
:I looked through the vids they have up. They constantly state they do not have copyright on these, and refer to TBC in the third person. TBC would not do that. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 14:40, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
::That video on their page was 1 that somebody else uploaded. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 20:28, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

== Not uploading ==

Yo, Qermaq. Didn't you just stopped the peolpe here from uploading pictures?[[Image:qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG|15px]][[User:Katonator 3000|Katonator]] [[User Talk:Katonator 3000|3000]][[Image:bowler_derby.PNG|20px]] 14:01, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
:Hi. No, I have just plain regular editor priveleges on the wiki, and therefore cannot stop people from doing anything. There was a server move, and they are working on fixing the images. Wait it out. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 14:03, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

== This is an ex-parrot ==

I love your Graham Chapman user box, so I stole it! --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 21:55, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
:May I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no userbox stealing in the HRWiki. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:10, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

== Hey Qermaq ==

<s>Hey Qermaq, something important to talk about, would you mind coming on IRC whenever you see this? Chwoka's a bit down and asked for you. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:22, 17 June 2008 (UTC)</s>
:Nevermind. Things have seemed to calm down. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:09, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

== I just can't face the truth! ==

So, when you get repeated [[User talk:That Guy Over There#Using Show Preview|talkin tos]] about the same subjects, you start to ask yourself questions... questions like, "Am I some kinda n00b, or am I just as clueless as Qermaq claims to be?" I think the general impression of me from other users is that I am neither a helpful contributor on this wiki nor do I really know what I'm doing or what I'm talking about. What do you think? (Be not confused, in spite of the change in username, I'm still [[User:Lux Acerbus|Lux Acerbus]] on the inside, no matter how lame that username is.)

...in my defense, I will say that I use "Show Preview" all the time! However, perfectionism and forgetfulness do not mix well. {{User:That Guy Over There/sig}} 03:19, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

:I hate to be really short, but I do only have about a minute or two. Do yourself a favor. Click on "my contributions" on the top of the page. Do you see helpful edits? Then you're doing fine. Do you have to look hard to find them? Then you could be doing better. Everyone contributes diferently, and the only thing you should worry about is if you are contributing in some way. Things will be learned in time, but no matter if you know nothing but how to revert a vandal or fix a misspelling, if that's all you do, you are a contributor. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:01, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

== Cool ==

Cool!! Another Monty Python fan!! -[[User:Sonicfirestorm44|Sonicfirestorm44]] 23:58, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
:You'll find quite a few here, you know. Hope you're enjoying the wiki! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:07, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
::OMG I love that Graham Userbox! I'm also a fan of Monty Python. Micheal is my favourite python. [[User:Stark Traurig|Stark Traurig]] 19:39, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

== You're old! ==

Happy Q day!{{User:Loafing/sig}} 19:44, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
: I was about to defend him, but gosh, 29?! If I'm old on this Wiki, he's ANCIENT!! (Just kidding.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:51, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
::Q day around these parts starts in about 7 hours, but you sneaky devil, you snuck one in early! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:05, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Well, even though I'm in Europe, where it's still the 15th, my birthday calendar runs on NZ time, where it's already tomorrow. So there you go ;-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:13, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

== Need User Box Help ==
Qermaq, I'm going to change the userbox for my e-mail to be more like [[New Paper]], however rather than the standard format like on our user pages.

I want to have the picture on the Left and the text on the Right... and switching the contents of '''code'' and '''msg''' makes it all retarded. any suggestions? {{user:Thewi2kbug/sig}} 12:11, 20 October 2008 (UTC)

:<pre>{{userbox|border={color}|mainbkgd={color}|codebkgd={color}|codecolor={color}|code=[[Image:Image.PNG|{width}px]]|msg=Text}}</pre> should put the pic on the left and the text on the right. That's the normal syntax for a userbox. If what you want is the pic on the right, then I don't know. You might try asking on [[HRWiki talk:Userbox]]. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:18, 20 October 2008 (UTC)

:: thats what I ment... pic on Right... text on left... I was thinking about creating a template, but I want to get approval from an [[hrwiki:administrators|admin]] first. {{user:Thewi2kbug/sig}} 16:43, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

== Lead Sheet ==

Hey, I'd like a copy of the lead sheet, as long as you can play it on the piano. I'll annoy the crap out of my family! And, tomorrow's my birthday, so this would be a great present! Thanks! {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 10:14, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
:Sadly, that was lost when my old 'puter crashed. I suggest contacting previous requesters to see if they have a copy. Sorry. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 06:13, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
::Can you tell me who has one? {{User:Jagger88/sig}} 11:41, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
:::Follow the talk archives, there have been plenty of recipients. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:58, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
::::I remember you sent me a copy of...the chords, at least. It might be preserved in my email somewhere. But I can't say for certain. (And yes, I know it's been almost 2 years.) {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:56, 3 March 2011 (UTC)
::::Well whaddayaknow...I do have it! Sent exactly five years ago yesterday, to boot! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:01, 3 March 2011 (UTC)

User talk:Qermaq

LePorello — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 21:56:40 GMT

LePorello: /* Lead Sheet */

User:LePorello

LePorello — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 21:54:43 GMT

LePorello: long-awaited updates

<big><big><big>HALDO EVERYPEOPLES!</big></big></big> 
== About Me ==
----
=== A Wikiday Greeting ===

Haldo!

My name's Matt, but you can call me LePorello. I joined the wiki on December 30 of 2005, which was the first day I found out that anonymous editing and new user registration had been re-implanted.

=== How I Got My Username ===

If you have to go here to figure this [[Quote of the Week|out]], you '''must''' have crap for brains. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], [[The Sneak]] is called "the [[Strong Man]]'s Leporello." (Sorry, it's not French!)

=== Personal Crap ===

As mentioned above, my name's Matt. I'm 17 years old and a big sports enthusiast, among other things. I live in Bristol, Connecticut, and am going into my senior year in high school. I love football and baseball, designing board games, and computer games, which is part of how Homestar came to me. Oh, and my birfday is December 10.

=== My Introduction to Homestar ===

Sometime in late June/early July of [[The Cheat|'05]] (I'm not sure which, but [[modeling]] was the newest [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] at the time), my [[Trogador|friends]] Jacob, Zach, and Matt told me about the site. I was hooked. My first SBEmail (and the first thing I watched on the site) was [[virus]]. My first [[bottom 10|game]] was [[TROGDOR!]]

The next day, I looked all over for the site. I (embarrassingly) [[japanese cartoon|typed]] in the wrong [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough|URL]] several times before reaching the site. It took me a while to start watching the [[Toons|'toons]]. I only started when, while surfing [http://www.fark.com fark.com], I found [[Cool Things]]. (The description was "Strong Sad gets lucky".) I've been all over the site ever since.

=== My Introduction to the HRWiki ===

I don't know how long I had been on the site for when my [[Homestar Presents: Presents|sister]] started playing [[Peasant's Quest]]. She was stumped, so we Googled "peasant's quest walkthrough" and were brought here. I liked the site, so I looked up the URL and have been here ever since. I, however, decided to google "hr wiki" to get here and ended up at [[User:Venusy|Venusy's user page]]. My first edit (anonymously, of course) was the only goof for [[flag day]]. The day I planned to become a user was, however, the first day anonymous editing and new user registration were down. My waiting paid off and I am now a user.

=== Unscripted Hiatus ===

For about 3 years, I just stopped going onto H*R and the wiki. I have no idea how this happened. I just forgot about it, and eventually, I adjusted to life without Homestar.

=== Triumphant-ish Return ===

In February 2009, I was at a birthday party when a friend started talking about the site (someone had started singing "Trogdor"). I mentioned my hiatus and he gave me a brief description of [[email thunder]]. I stored this in my mind until May, when I started playing [[Peasant's Quest]] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]] again. Towards the end of June, I watched [[email thunder]], before going off on a short-term missions trip in Hartford. When I returned, [[hremail 3184]] had been released, and I spent an evening watching many SBEmails that I had missed. I'm glad to be back, though I'll most likely be much less active than in ye olden days of high activity.

=== My Personal Favorite Homestar Stuff ===
[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Oh, this thing is so cute. I want one.]]
*Fave [[Old-Timey]] [[Characters|Character]] — [[The Sneak]]
*Fave Present-Day Character — [[Homsar]]
*Fave [[20X6]] Character — [[Stinkoman]]
*Fave Other Character — The Cheat-Bot
*Fave [[Toons|Big Toon]] — [[Cool Things]]
*Fave Short — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Song — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Halloween Toon — [[Main Page|3]][[3 Times Halloween Funjob| Times Halloween Funjob]]
*Fave [[Decemberween]] Toon — [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Fave Other-Holiday Toon — [[Happy Trogday]]
*Fave [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] Toon — [[Everybody to the Limit]]
*Fave [[Games|Game]] — [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*Fave [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] — [[alternate universe]], [[hremail 3184]], [[rock opera]]
*Fave [[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote — VikingGuitar metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 music
*Fave Non-[[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough|—]] "Please don't dig up the grave." by [[Strong Bad]] from [[replacement]]
*Fave H*R Place — [[Club Technochocolate]]
*Fave Thing That Isn't Already a [[replacement|Fave]] — [[On Break]]

==== My Favorite User Quotes ====

*Homework...invented by someone who didn't have to do it. [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]
*I've got half a mind to get the other half of my mind back. [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
*It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians... [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
*There are two reasons I hate Valentine's Day. It used to be a holiday of love, a day of caring for the one you appreciated more than anyone else. Now it's just a commercial holiday used for selling crappily manufactured stuffed animals and heart-shaped candies that taste like chalk. Ew. And...I don't have a Valentine. So sad. [[User:Teh Frossty One|Teh Frossty One]]
*I feel like a bee in a broccoli.......wait— [[User:Seriously|Seriously]]
*Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick. [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|Thesmokingmonkey]]
*Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow. [[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

MORE TO COME

=== My Proudest H*R Moments ===

*Beating Stinkoman 20X6 (v7) without getting a Game Over![[Image:Level_7_after_boss.PNG|thumb|right|YOUR BOSS A SPLODE!!!!!]]

=== My Proudest HRWiki Moments (and other stuff) ===

*Transcribing the easter eggs for [[narrator]].
*Being one of several users to attack the Dr. Who vandal on 2/9/2006.
*Being first to discover the Quote of the Week for The Jolly Dumple.
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent Changes Patrol]](also on 2/9/2006).
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming Committee]] on 2/12/2006.
*Correctly guessing [[User:Ookelaylay|Ookeylaylay]]'s Spanish quote several times.
*Winning [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]'s "Homsar Bandit Award" on 2/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]] on 2/23/2006.
*Awarding a Defender of the Wiki award to both [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] and [[User:Beat|Beat]] after a Dr. Who attack on 3/5/2006.
*Creating the article [[Puking]] on 3/6/2006.
*Joining the [[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]] on 3/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Hip Hop Dance Visuals]] on 3/21/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.weirdalforum.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Weird Al Wiki] on 4/23/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.idiotsite.com/wlwiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Whose Line is it Anyway? Wiki] on 6/15/2006.
*Creating the article [[Westerburg]] on 8/22/2009.
*Winning [[User:Movie magic man|Movie magic man]]'s userpage game on 8/22/2009.
*Creating the article [[Black Market]] on 8/27/2009.

==== <s>Crispety Cookety</s> Vandalism Log ====
Vandalism log: This page has been vandalized ''8'' times.

I was originally ticked off at having my page vandalized, but then I realized that it means that the vandal is ticked off at you. Which is a good thing, right?

=== Who the Crap am I? ===

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http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestar.jpg 
[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]</center>

Apologies to [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] for swiping your section title.

=== Never Fear, I Know How To Fix Your Userbox! ===
These are my userboxes. Enjoy!
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail_lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era emails]]''' the best.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod_9_-_homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homsar]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:modernthecheat.gif|43px]]|msg=This user also likes '''[[The Cheat]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#8B0000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user loves to play '''[[Stinkoman 20X6|Stinkoman 20X6]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#D19275|mainbkgd=#FFE4C4|codebkgd=#CD853F|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=PQ|msg=This user also likes '''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''.}}
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=== Stuff I Like ===
Just some non-H*R-related stuff I like.

==== T-TV, TV Shows ====

[[Wikipedia:NCIS (TV series)|NCIS]] 
[[Wikipedia:NUMB3RS|Numb3rs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line is it Anyway?]] 
[[Wikipedia:Extreme Makeover: Home Edition|Extreme Makeover: Home Edition]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Daily Show|The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Colbert Report|The Colbert Report]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monk (TV series)|Monk]] 
[[Wikipedia:Psych|Psych]] 
[[Wikipedia:Chuck (TV series)|Chuck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Leverage (TV series) |Leverage]]

==== Movies ====

[[Wikipedia:Airplane!|Airplane!]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (all three)]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Rookie (2002 film)|The Rookie]] 
[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|Spaceballs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dead Poets Society|Dead Poets Society]] 
[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars (all six)]] 
[[Wikipedia:Paycheck (film)|Paycheck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dave (film)|Dave]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride (film)|The Princess Bride]]

==== These Are Some Websites! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com Games!] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com More games!] 
[http://www.freegamesnews.com Even more games!] 
[http://www.fark.com Weird yet true news! (And some H*R stuff!)] 
[http://www.abstractfonts.com/ Free fonts!] 
[http://home.datacomm.ch/marco.fernando/fla/bozzetto/olympics.swf This cool toon.] 
[http://www.ziplo.com/grandpa.htm A country singer with ''way'' too much free time.] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com H*R! (Duh.)] 
And obviously [[Main Page|this wiki]]. Double Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!

==== Play These Games! ====

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[http://www.addictinggames.com/jeditrainer.html Jedi Trainer] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/tanks.html Tanks] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html TROGDOR!] (Burninate baby!) 
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== Sort-of-Fun Facts ==
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Here are some facts that may or may not be fun to you. Take your pick.

=== Experimental Can ===
And now, the moment you haven't been waiting for — a parody of "Experimental Film." It is called "Experimental Can." Here are the lyrics, and by the way, '''no stealing my idea.''' If you do, I will turn you over to a cut-off-your-toes-style collections agency. And the IRS.

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can 
I’m chuggin’ it down and burping up 
And up and up and up the drink

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

I don’t really know what happens 
At the parties where your can a splodes 
I don’t know what makes your can a splode 
‘Cause you don’t shake it up at all

What’s in this experimental can? 
Well, nobody knows just what it is 
And I just know the stuff inside a splodes 
In ''la'' experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Thank you! Thank you! [[Fonts|Bravo!]] Encore! Encore! Arriba! Arriba! So, that's Experimental Can to you too. Whatever.

=== Top Ten List ===
And now, for your non-entertainment pleasure: my Top Ten list! It's simply titled "Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School." So sit back, relax, and hope you enjoy the show.

Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School"

10.Whatever you think is not important will always be on the test.

9. If you change your answer on a quiz, the other answer will always be the right one.

8. The pop quiz will be on the chapter you didn't read for homework last night.

7. The dog didn't ''really'' eat your homework.

6. The teacher will be so busy chewing you out for being 30 seconds late to class that she won't notice other students come in 5 minutes late.

5. You'll be the one caught with the passed note.

4. When you blow off studying for a test because you think that there will be a snow day tomorrow, you'll have school.

3. When you cram past midnight for a test, you'll have a snow day the next day.

2. When you ask your teacher about your test grade, he'll find something else worth taking a point off for.

1. The one test you ace, everyone else aces. The one test you fail, everyone else aces.

== To Everyone (Yes, Everyone) ==
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=== Latin Translations: Archive ===

<strike>Due to the fact that I stopped taking Latin 3 years ago (only took it in middle school), I am halting production of Latin Translation 1.00. This section is preserved as an archive. </strike> <big>UPDATE:</big> I am currently in college and am taking Latin again. Whether I revive the translation is undecided...but wow, my middle school Latin grammar was, well, middle school Latin grammar. (I'll leave the archived sentence as is, bad grammar and all, but if I do revive it, I promise better grammar.

Congraturation to all who solved the Latin translations! (Winners have a The Cheat-Bot!)

Solvers Hall of Fame:
*[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]] (tres tempora)
*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] (tres tempora)
*[[User:Has Matt?|Egitne Mattius?]] (sex tempora)
*[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]] (tres tempora)
*[[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]] (unus tempus)
*[[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] (tres tempora)
*[[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]] (unus tempus)

Quotes Archive:

#[[Strong Bad]]: Si placet sepulcrum non confodetis. (Please don't dig up the grave.) From [[replacement]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Dubito. Pellui. (I doubt it. I drove). From [[The Interview]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Homsar]] Pen Puppet (said by [[Strong Bad]]): Persicorum superbia erat! ('Twas the pride of the peaches!) From [[interview]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Gratias. Adipiscis! (Thanks. You win!) From [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Coach Z]]: Vir novus sum! (I'm a new man!) From [[other days]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Senex carus, concludes! Amicus tuus, Validus Malus. (Dear oldie, shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad.) From [[Halloween Fairstival]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]: Ubi phasmatis est? (Where's the ghost?) From [[That A Ghost]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Malus sum. (I'm evil.) From [[different town]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Deceptus non mortuus est, laetus sum Deceptus non mortuus est. (The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.) From [[caper]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Homsar]]: Delectatio aetatis est. (Now this is the thrill of a lifetime.) From [[Happy T]] easter egg. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Et subuculae suae nullae accommodant. (And none of his shirts fit me.) From [[2 years]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Saltutatus viro viro computatoris agimus! (Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!) From [[virus]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Quid fautae feminae vellent vero est aliqui IGNISOFFICINI!!! (What the lady fans really want is some PYROTECHNICS!!!) From [[lady fan]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Omnes thaleri dulci aliqui vel crustiae futurae velletis frausatis. (Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.) From [[rock opera]] (and its easter egg). Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Terrae Longe? Castra Ductus Barbarus? Lacus Piscis? (Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake?) From [[anything]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Mad]]: CITHARAM NON VELLEO CENO! (I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!) From [[haircut]]. Solved by [[Image:Hsrlogo_small.jpg|29px]][[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]][[User_talk:Nckinfn04| Unum]][[Special:Contributions/Nckinfn04| tempum]][[Special:Emailuser/Nckinfn04| Habes!]]
#[[What's Her Face]]: Zeassulas in caelo habent spero! (I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!) From [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: In, vir, ternos novissimos anni dedisti! (You got me this for like the last three years, man!) From [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Forsitan picturam puellam pulchram misit. (Maybe he sent me a picture of a hot girl.) From [[lunch special]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Senor Cardgage]]: Unus prandium emptorabit dixit. (One o' them said they'd buy me lunch.) From [[Senor Mortgage]]. Solved by [[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]].

=== A Quiz!!!! ===

A [[Homestar Quiz]] For You! (Possible answers in [[dragon|parentheses]] and separated by commas)

1. In the loading screen for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], which letter in the word "loading" is tilted? (O,A,D,N)

2. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], what punctuation mark is after the word "PROHIBITION" on Boss Tweed's leg? (?,!,.,no punctuation mark)

3. What color is [[The Sneak]]? (black, yellow, brown, unknown)

4. How many ice cubes are in [[Strong Sad]]'s glass at the opening of [[Experimental Film]]? (2,3,4,5)

5. In [[rock opera]], what number is on [[Tompkins]]' shirt? (0,1,8,125)

6. What color is the sky when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] goes [[Lowercase i's|back]] to [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]'s house in [[Cool Things]]? (blue,pink,gray,purple)

7. In [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]], how many times does [[Bubs]] say "The end"? (13,15,17,21)

8. In [[Cool Things]], which word is underlined on the "Under Old Management" sign on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] returns his [[User:Homsarroks|cool]] shades? (under,old,management,none of them)

9. What does the "loading" screen read in [[Experimental Film]]? (loading,comin' up,gettin' ready,wait a minute)

10. How many evaporating clouds are in Level 6.1 of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]? (35,44,49,58)

Answers: 1-D, 2-?, 3-yellow, 4-4, 5-1, 6-purple, 7-13, 8-old, 9-comin' up, 10-49.

Thank You!

== In Closing ==
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Special Thanks to {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} for creating my totally awexome sig!

P.S. Try and find all 15 easter eggs on this page! If you succeed, talk to me about it!

Crapfully, 
{{User:LePorello/sig}}

What are you doing down here? The page ended up there! [[Special:Random|Go away!]]

User talk:LePorello

LePorello — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 21:47:42 GMT

LePorello: /* Latin */

Haldo!

Welcome to hrwiki.org! It's dot net!

But seriously, welcome to the Homestar Runner Wikipedia. We're glad to have you as a member. If you need any help, feel free to ask anyone on the HRWiki Welcoming Commitee. You can also post questions on the [[Talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].

Here are some tips to get you started:

*If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to frequently asked questions, check out the [[Help:Contents|help page]].
* Before you do any significant editing, be sure to familiarize yourself with our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]].
*Read the rules and guidelines for your [[HRWiki:User space|user page]] to make sure that you dont accidentally violate any regulations.
*Circle every fifth letter in the article on Nunchucks until you find the clue that takes you to the hidden treasure!
*If you would like to know about what you can do in order to help out the site, check out [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]]
*If you need help on any topic not discussed on the help page, just contact one of the sysops. They'll help you out.
*If you want to interact with members of our community here at HRWiki, head on over to the forum[http://forum.hrwiki.org] to contribute.
*If you see any vandalism around the site, ask someone to help revert the page to its original state
*And above all, '''be bold''' and have fun!

You can go ahead and delete this message once you're done reading it. Normally, you are encouraged to not delete anybody's comments on your talk page, but this is just a welcome, so you can go ahead and get rid of this once you're finished. I guarantee that you won't hurt my feelings if you get rid of it. I hope that you find that the tips above help you out in establishing yourself into our community. I hope you have fun here! Now go out and enjoy yourself!

Sincerely, 
{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} and the entire HRWiki welcoming committee. Happy wikiing!

==Help ==

Hey there, LePorello. Welcome to our Wiki! I saw on your user page that you needed help making a signature. Go to [[Help:Signature|this page]] to find out about all that stuff. Oh, and about pictures. Basically, all you have to do to put pictures on your page is to go to any page on the Wiki with a picture, click the edit tab, and copy and paste the image code onto your page. The image code should look something like this:

<nowiki>[[ThisIsACoolPicture.PNG|thumb|This is a cool caption.]]</nowiki>

Some will look different, though. I'm not really that good at explaining it. Ask anyone else at this Wiki for more help if you need it. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 16:06, 30 December 2005 (UTC)
:That's for images that are already on the wiki. If you want to add a couple of your own (and by the way, that's all that's allowed, two), see [[HRWiki:FAQ#How do I upload an image?]]. And hey, welcome to the double-threat wonder of Homestarrunner and this wiki! (I was a little disappointed to read your user page; I thought at first you might be a Mozart opera enthusiast; but props anyhow to anyone who uses the word "Leporello" in everyday conversation!) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:04, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

Thanks! [[User:LePorello|LePorello]]
:By the way, I don't know if someone's mentioned this already, but one of the handiest editting tricks is that—if you're logged in—you can simply put three tildes (<nowiki>~~~</nowiki>) at the end of your comment on any talk page to leave your signature (it creates the same code you just used above). A fourth tilde will add the time and date (as I'm about to use), and a fifth will give ''just'' the time and date. And in general, it's nice to edit logged-in as yourself whenever possible, just so you're recognized. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:12, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

Thanks to both of you! (By the way, I don't use "Leporello" in everyday conversation!) [[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 17:28, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

== Just Stoppin' By! ==

Sup man? Just noticed that you were kind of new, so, I know you've already been formally welcomed, but I just wanted to stop in and say hi! Happy wiki...ing... (oh, and check out your guestbook) {{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 21:33, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

== Bolding/Italicizing ==

Instead of using <nowiki> and tags </nowiki>, you can also just use apostraphies. doing <nowiki>'''''THIS'''''</nowiki> will come out as '''''THIS''''', the same thing as the b and i tags. You can also change the number of apostraphies on each side to change the emphasis.

''TWO''

'''THREE'''

'''''FIVE'''''

Hope that helps. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 21:50, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

==Sig==

First of all, click on the button on the top of your screen that says "preferences". It's between "my talk" and "my watchlist" links. Then where it says "Nickname", type this in: <nowiki>{{User:LePorello/Sig}}</nowiki> and make sure that the little box underneath it, about "raw signatures" is ''checked''. Make sure you press "save preferences" when you're done all that, then let me know when that's done. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:29, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:Go [[User:LePorello/sig|here]]. Whatever you make that page will show up as your signature. Let us know on the talk page there what you want your signature to be, and we'll help the best we can. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:40, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

== Quiz ==

I found your easter eggs. From top to bottom: the i, the !, the ', the 3, the other ', the ?, and the other i. Yay!--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:52, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

Congraturation! BTW, did you notice that the last "i" linked to you? [[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 23:17, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:I made a minor fix on two of your easter eggs, to make them a bit harder to find. ;) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 23:25, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

What minor fixes? I couldn't find the fixes (though the easter eggs were all still there). [[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 23:29, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:It's kinda hard to explain. I did [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User%3ALePorello&diff=226329&oldid=226327 this]. Basically I just made the underlines in the links solid by moving around the spaces a bit, to make the easter eggs a bit harder to see. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 03:37, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

Gotcha. Thanks for the sig! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:40, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

I actually did noticethat the i linked to me. That was slightly more than minorly awesome.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 17:51, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

Update: There is now one more easter egg. Mu-hu-ha-ha. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:02, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

I found it (it's a .)--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:15, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

== Stress Level ==

Can anyone find me a picture of the stress level indicator (the thermometer-like tube) with nothing in it? You know, just the tube and labels? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 14:06, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

:I don't think we have one of that. It only goes from "just fine" to "I quit/I need a vacation."{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 20:59, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

OK. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:02, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

It actually goes up to "Run for cover." I don't think I've seen one up that high, though...--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:16, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

KUL. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:37, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

no, the thing has run for cover. but, how the heck do you even put images on a page? i don't get it. [[User:Seriously|Seriously]] 21:28, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

== Homestar Quiz ==

That's a pretty cool quiz you got there! It's a lot harder than [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]'s. I got 7 out of 10. By the way, did you actually count the number of clouds in level 6.1, or was it already on the page? Man, that question was hard! Well, anyway, see ya. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}22:51, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

I, believe it or not, counted the clouds in 6.1 (don't ask why). Hope I get more responses! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:18, 31 December 2005 (UTC)
:Ooh! I like it! 9/10. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:29, 3 January 2006 (UTC)

== STUFF vote ==

Hey there: I just noticed that you've voted on the "Salad as a rock" item in STUFF to accept both the revision and the original. Therefore, I thought I'd let you know that you can actually only vote to accept one revision or the original (but you can vote to decline any number versions). You'll want to remove one of your votes or someone will do it for you (at least by the time this item closes). Keep on tranglin'! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:30, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

Done. Happy '06! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 05:07, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

==Foxtrot Referance, or am I just a rambling weirdo?==
:About your comment on [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]'s guestbook; did you get that from the comic strip [http://www.foxtrot.com foxtrot]? Or... am I just stupid and thats a popular sentance? Personally, I think Foxtrot is the greatest comic strip of all time next to Calvin And Hobbes. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:50, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

I did and I agree completely. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:21, 4 January 2006 (UTC)
:Woah! It's not often that you find a foxtrot fan. Most people just say "Foxtrot who?" {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:55, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

User's note: the comment was "u r 2 kewl, d00d."

== Latin ==

Please don't dig up the grave. :) {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 23:52, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

:Oh, now I understand. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:54, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

You got it! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:55, 7 January 2006 (UTC)

So, I couldn't find the second word. But based on the first I'm guessing it's "I doubt it. I drove." {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:33, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Indeed. "Pellere" means "to drive" in Latin. You ARE awexome. (And I mean awexome!)
{{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:34, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Seriously. Homsar ''is'' the pride of the peaches. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 13:32, 11 January 2006 (UTC)

As the quote says. Correct!{{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:08, 11 January 2006 (UTC)

Number 4: It's Homestar's quote from Potion-ma-jig: "Thanks. You win!" -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 18:13, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

It is! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:10, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

"I'm a new man!" Coach Z, [[other days]] Did I get it? {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 19:55, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

In the quickest time yet. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 19:56, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

"Dear oldie, Shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad." From [[Halloween Fairstival]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:37, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

Finally! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:56, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

Here's a guess for the new one: "Where's the ghost?" from [[That A Ghost]]. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:34, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

And it is! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 12:45, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

OK, I ''think'' this one is correct, here goes: "I'm doomed." -Strong Sad, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|Pumpakin Carve-nival]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}

Nope. Good guess though. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:16, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

SS isn't doomed. He's evil. [[different town]] -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 00:24, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Dingdingdingdingding! We have a winner, we have a winner! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:25, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

This has gotta be a record. I too, am so glad The Cheat is not dead. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 00:52, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations. You are tied for first with Has Matt? now. Now just cry out BOO-YAH! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:23, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

How about this one, LePorello: I'm forever your girl? Maybe? --{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 23:52, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

"Now this is the thrill of a lifetime!" - [[Happy T]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 04:55, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Has Matt? got it. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:01, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

How do you figure these quotes out? --{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 01:22, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

I'm having lots of trouble with the current Latin quote (like everyone else, apparently). All I'm coming up with is "And none of them lived" from Homestarloween Party. But that's probably not it. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 19:09, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

Is it "Don't touch that dial!!"? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 19:34, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

Not yet. Hint: Think of what "accommodant" could mean. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:12, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

Number 11: I went through EVERY email, and the only thing I could find which is not a question and might be a match is "All white bones with the skin all gone." If it's not that, I'm stumped. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:00, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

No. I'll add another hint. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:02, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

:AND NONE OF HIS SHIRTS FIT ME! *boom* :) {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 22:11, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

::That did it. ''{sighs}'' I'll deliver your prize and change the quote. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:13, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::Yep, that was it, I just found it too. Good job HC! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:15, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

::::Thanks! {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 22:23, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

The new one: Walkmans, flashlights and solar calculators? ([[technology]]) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 22:37, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

No. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:38, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

Let's do a dance for the computer genius man! {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 19:26, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

And another for the H*C! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:06, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

"What the lady fans really want is some PYROTECHNICS!!!", perhaps? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:56, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
:Super quick, super quick, check the answer. Yup! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:05, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
::Speed worthy of a H*L German translation, man. ;-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:12, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

"Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza." I hope. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 03:16, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
:You hoped right. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 03:17, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

Earth far? An encampment general barbarian? A hollow fish? --{{User:The thing/sig}} 18:14, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
:"Far-off lands? Foreign leadership camp? Fish lake?" {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 18:19, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
::HM again. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 18:20, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

Just a guess: "I don't like this movie!" {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:37, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
:Oooh, good guess. No. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 18:44, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
::Ok I tried some stuff online and I think it might be: I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR! --{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 00:06, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
:::It is. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:36, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

"I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!"? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:22, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
:Ita! (Yes!) {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:24, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
::I just went through TGS 6 and up till I found a line with an exclamation point! Hey, I got lucky! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:27, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

'''18:''' "You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!" (''ternos'' and ''anni'' gave it away.) {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:40, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
:How did ''ternos'' give it away? You're right. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:50, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
::Sounds like "ternary", or three. I saw those two and thought, three years. And then it hit me with a deep impact. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:01, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
:::"Ternary", eh, Qermaq? A little ABA form action? :-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:05, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
::::Finally my music expertise has paid off! My very own a-The Cheat bot! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:07, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

'''19''' With all the hints, I'm surprised no guesses! "Maybe he sent me a picture of a hot girl." from [[lunch special]]? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 17:12, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
:Correct! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 17:14, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

'''20''' "One said they'd buy me lunch." from Senor Mortgage (the actual quote is "One o' them said they'd buy me lunch." but there is no word for "of them" (should be "eius" I think (genative of is, ea, id (used as partative)) also, the indirect statement should have the verb in the infinative and the subject in the accusative) (I go to a pretty posh private school, I took my 4th (and last) exam for the Latin GCSE yesterday) [[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 15:03, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
:Whoa, detailed explanation. Right answer, though. Oh, and sorry for a couple of things - the over-three-year wait, and the incorrect grammar. (I took Latin in 7th and 8th grade, I joined the wiki in 8th grade and did all my translations then.) Prize will be given soon. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:24, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Dude, it must be "senex care", you need to use the vocative! {{User:92.117.220.9}}
:Pardon my bad middle school Latin! Actually, I'm in college and (surprise!) am currently taking Latin again. Maybe I'll revive the translation, but I haven't decided yet. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:47, 3 March 2011 (UTC)

== chat channel ==
:The chat channel is an IRC Chat Channel... like a chatroom for wiki users. (I don't know too much about it; don't use it very often). On that bar at the left of the screen, below the words "external links" and below the link to fanstuff, there's a link to it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:04, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

Gotcha. Good luck! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:06, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
::That said, bye LePorello, and may you always love Foxtrot! (I know I will...). {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:06, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

== How to bring on? I haven't a clue. ==

How in teh world do u bring pictures onto the wiki from other places? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:22, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

Ya ya, Bubsty is everyones friend on the wiki(like me), but he isn't a freaken hero! I mean, Bubsty has done many great things. He is just quiting the hr wiki for a long period of time! It's not the end of homestar runner! So don't worry. You just have to wait. {{User:Bubyman/sig}} January 14, 2006

:To answer your question about pictures, have the thing you want on your screen. Press "print screen" (at the top right of the keyboard). Then, go to something like MS Paint and right click and click "paste". Crop it to what you'd want to upload to the wiki and save it. Then, go to the wiki. On the left, click "upload file". Make sure there isn't a picture with the same name by clicking "list of uploaded images" and searcning. Type something for a name that isn't taken under "destination filename", hit "browse", and go to where you saved it to, and click it. Give the picture a summary, then hit "upload file", then it's there. {{User:Salty/sig}} 21:27, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

It won't let me bring the picture on. It's the picture of the word "Homestar" on Main Page 4 (on Homestar's shirt). I want to add it to [[Fonts]] as the font "Brush Script MT" (I checked, it is that font). If someone could add it for me, that would be very helpful. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:32, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

:Never mind. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:44, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

== Eggs ==

Can YOU find all of the eggs? [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]] 22:12, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

:Did YOU? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:34, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

::On my user page. [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry]] 23:52, 20 January 2006 (UTC)

==Cool People==
I don't know if you know already, but you have obtained status in my cool people list. Congratulations! -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 23:50, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
:P.S. Do you like my new sig?

Yes to both! Thanks! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:06, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

==Totally Awexome==
Thanks for putting me on your list of Totally Awexome People. I found my name under "Marzipan". -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 15:25, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah. I picked 10 especially cool users, found a quote which could take 10 users, and alphabetized the usernames. So, you're welcome! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:05, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

== While I was out... ==

What kind of vandal was he? Did he use any expletives or did he simply blank pages? Did he attack user pages or just the Homestar pages? Please let me know. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 18:34, 11 February 2006 (UTC) P.S. I can't believe I missed it! I would have helped you guys.

== Thanks ==

Thank you for the petunias! I like to talk with them in my mustard cage. AaAaAaAa!

- [[Homsar]]

He's just saying thakns for participating in my poll. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 21:07, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

==Order in the court!==
Dude, there are actually three committees you can join. There's also the validation committee. You might want to change your welcome message a bit. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 13:47, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

== Spanish Quote Thingmabob! ==

[[Image:nibbles.PNG|thumb|Congrats LePorello(x3.5)!]]--[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]

== Flood ==

LePorello, <s>this is Thunderbird's project. You might want to ask him if you can do it first. And if you do,</s> please do not do it one section at a time. It just creates a flood in Recent Changes. It would be best to do it all at once, or at least in large chunks. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 22:25, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

OK. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:30, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
:Thanks, bud. :) —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 22:32, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

::Well since you're working on it now I'll just wait it out, let me know when you're done so I can finish up with a few minor tweaks. And as long as you're going along with Sketchbook and Weekly Fanstuff, could you do Quote of the Week at the same time? You do it the exact same way, just create the link INSIDE of the quotation marks. Thanks. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:58, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

:::He's not working on it right now, according to this edit: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=H%2AR.com_updates_2005&diff=prev&oldid=262606] —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 23:01, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

::::Oh great, I didn't notice that. Okay, I'm on it. NOBODY DO ANYTHING TO THE ARTICLE! (I'll stick an in progress template on there too, just in case) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 23:02, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

== An award! ==

[[Image:Homsar Old timey bandit.PNG|thumb|Congrembolations, LePorello!]]

I hereby present you with the Old Timey Bandit Award for being the first to identify Fhqwhgads from his/her(?) full name. Good work, LePorello!--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 23:53, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

== Hey Cool ==

Yeah, that would be cool. Could you do that? Contact Nick (Nckinfn04) when your done. Thanks a lot, {{User:Dacheatar22/sig}} 00:41, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

== Help? ==
I understand you were requesting my help with uploading. Describe to me the difficulties thou art having. {{User:Salty/sig}} 16:25, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:Sorry, I'm leaving for the weekend, so I won't be able to help you (until Monday at least). {{User:Salty/sig}} 17:19, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:Maybe the problem is that there's already an image with the same name as the one you are trying to upload. Did you check? {{User:Salty/sig}} 18:57, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

== Awesome!! ==

Dude, that's awesome. You should like do that for a living or something... Thanks a lot, {{User:Dacheatar22/sig}}

== Fark sightings ==

I'm a longtime member of Fark, and I can tell you that aside from myths and legends, which didn't make the front page since 500 The Cheats did, just about every sbemail in recent history is there. Look through all the Mondays when they were released in the archive. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 17:07, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
:Nowadays, I have been. But I am going to keep doing this since I want to post the captions. (And also [[pop-up]] was on the Tuesday.) {{User:LePorello/sig}} 17:10, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

==Thanks, man==
Awesome! My very own a-The-Cheat-Bot! Thanks for the prize! -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 17:56, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

== Different Town ==

Hey. Send me an email via my Talk Page so I have yours and I'll zip it off! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 05:53, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

== Thanks! ==

I appreciate that barnstar you gave me very much [[User:LePorello|Leporello]]! [[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:46, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:Great job on that reverting. He hasn't been blocked yet, though. Be ready to fight the next wave. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 16:48, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
::I know and I didn't revert. I showed up right after. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 16:49, 5 March 2006 (UTC) P.S. You're welcome Beat!
:::Oh. I did too. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 16:50, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

== sorry if i'm a little late on this message. ==

Hey there LePorello, thanks for your compliment, lets get to know each other, but i have to go, south parks on, see you in a bit.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 09:27, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

itys true, i live in australia, but i have been to my country before. it is good, in my way.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 23:04, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

hello, do you know who i am, its nikolce kocovski. can't you tell who it is?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 23:32, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

== Solve for G ==

So your final sig count was negative two? THAT'S impressive.
:No, there's a positive answer. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:37, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
::"Look Out Ladies Production presents: Pablo Phoenix, this Friday at the civic center." That's my answer! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:47, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
:::For what? The Latin's solved up there, and G=32. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:55, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
::::And Email 32 contains...? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:59, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::Nothing except 2 easter eggs. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:03, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::I chose to answer in quote! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:04, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Ohhhhh, I get it. You get the "Plan G" award for creativity. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 11:24, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

== SQT Part Dos ==

[[Image:Suudsu.PNG|thumb|Official New Prize! Congrats on being the first winner of SQT Suudsu!x2 [[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]]]

== Message from Nikolce Kocovski ==

Hey there leporello, how are you, its okay. so you want to know what australia is like huh, well it probably not as differnt to America, but its different regardless.

Its is a great country, lots of jobs and technology. in fact i think i heard on the news that we found the cure for diabetes! or i could be wrong. the people are nice and freindly, though we did suffer from from racial things, and other sensitive topics.

if you want to know more ask me later. i got to play Baldur's gate 2.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 00:14, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

== When uploading... ==

Don't forget to add [[:Category:Image Notices|copyright tags]] to your images. Thanks! {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 22:10, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
:I don't know how to. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:21, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
::It's easy. When you upload a screenshot from a webpage, for example, add <nowiki>{{web-screenshot}}</nowiki> to the description. [[:Category:Image Notices|The link above]] has links to all the templates like that one. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:23, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

==Online Test==
If you have the test just email me at dacheatbot@gmail.com {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 22:49, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

== Fact whatever ==

Email me your fact, and I will <s>send you spam</s> take note of it and use it in the thingie. Make sure it hasn't been seen on the wiki. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 18:16, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

== Easter eggs! ==

I found 14/15, from top to bottom:
# quote of the week
# The Cheat
# trogador
# bottom 10
# japanese cartoon
# Stinkoman walkthrough
# homestar presents: presents
# user:Marth 99
# Peasant's quest walkthrough
# replacement
# fonts
# dragon
# lowercase i's
# user:homsarroks
feel free to remove this if you think its too spoilerish, think the last one may be between bravo and parentheses, seems to be the largest gap
[[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 20:43, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
*Just removed where, but left the other things. Good jorb! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 17:04, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

== [[Weclome Back]] ==

Hey there, LePorello. Weclome back to HRWiki! Hope you had a good three-year hiatus and that you'll stick around here for a while and contribute. Talk atcha later! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 17:01, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
:Oh, you know I will be around. And, in a touch of excellent irony, I had just clicked the button for the Weclome Back toon when I got the new messages bar. It's great to be back! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 17:04, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

== Wear it with pride! ==

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{{User:Espemon333/sig}} 00:55, 9 September 2009 (UTC)
:Thanks! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 04:07, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

User:LePorello

LePorello — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:10:13 GMT

LePorello: /* Never Fear, I Know How To Fix Your Userbox! */ bolds

<big><big><big>HALDO EVERYPEOPLES!</big></big></big> 
== About Me ==
----
=== A Wikiday Greeting ===

Haldo!

My name's Matt, but you can call me LePorello. I joined the wiki on December 30 of 2005, which was the first day I found out that anonymous editing and new user registration had been re-implanted.

=== How I Got My Username ===

If you have to go here to figure this [[Quote of the Week|out]], you '''must''' have crap for brains. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], [[The Sneak]] is called "the [[Strong Man]]'s Leporello." (Sorry, it's not French!)

=== Personal Crap ===

As mentioned above, my name's Matt. I'm 17 years old and a big sports enthusiast, among other things. I live in Bristol, Connecticut, and am going into my senior year in high school. I love football and baseball, designing board games, and computer games, which is part of how Homestar came to me. Oh, and my birfday is December 10.

=== My Introduction to Homestar ===

Sometime in late June/early July of [[The Cheat|'05]] (I'm not sure which, but [[modeling]] was the newest [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] at the time), my [[Trogador|friends]] Jacob, Zach, and Matt told me about the site. I was hooked. My first SBEmail (and the first thing I watched on the site) was [[virus]]. My first [[bottom 10|game]] was [[TROGDOR!]]

The next day, I looked all over for the site. I (embarrassingly) [[japanese cartoon|typed]] in the wrong [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough|URL]] several times before reaching the site. It took me a while to start watching the [[Toons|'toons]]. I only started when, while surfing [http://www.fark.com fark.com], I found [[Cool Things]]. (The description was "Strong Sad gets lucky".) I've been all over the site ever since.

=== My Introduction to the HRWiki ===

I don't know how long I had been on the site for when my [[Homestar Presents: Presents|sister]] started playing [[Peasant's Quest]]. She was stumped, so we Googled "peasant's quest walkthrough" and were brought here. I liked the site, so I looked up the URL and have been here ever since. I, however, decided to google "hr wiki" to get here and ended up at [[User:Venusy|Venusy's user page]]. My first edit (anonymously, of course) was the only goof for [[flag day]]. The day I planned to become a user was, however, the first day anonymous editing and new user registration were down. My waiting paid off and I am now a user.

=== Unscripted Hiatus ===

For about 3 years, I just stopped going onto H*R and the wiki. I have no idea how this happened. I just forgot about it, and eventually, I adjusted to life without Homestar.

=== Triumphant-ish Return ===

In February 2009, I was at a birthday party when a friend started talking about the site (someone had started singing "Trogdor"). I mentioned my hiatus and he gave me a brief description of [[email thunder]]. I stored this in my mind until May, when I started playing [[Peasant's Quest]] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]] again. Towards the end of June, I watched [[email thunder]], before going off on a short-term missions trip in Hartford. When I returned, [[hremail 3184]] had been released, and I spent an evening watching many SBEmails that I had missed. I'm glad to be back.

=== My Personal Favorite Homestar Stuff ===
[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Oh, this thing is so cute. I want one.]]
*Fave [[Old-Timey]] [[Characters|Character]] — [[The Sneak]]
*Fave Present-Day Character — [[Homsar]]
*Fave [[20X6]] Character — [[Stinkoman]]
*Fave Other Character — The Cheat-Bot
*Fave [[Toons|Big Toon]] — [[Cool Things]]
*Fave Short — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Song — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Halloween Toon — [[Main Page|3]][[3 Times Halloween Funjob| Times Halloween Funjob]]
*Fave [[Decemberween]] Toon — [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Fave Other-Holiday Toon — [[Happy Trogday]]
*Fave [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] Toon — [[Everybody to the Limit]]
*Fave [[Games|Game]] — [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*Fave [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] — [[alternate universe]], [[hremail 3184]], [[rock opera]]
*Fave [[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote — VikingGuitar metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 music
*Fave Non-[[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough|—]] "Please don't dig up the grave." by [[Strong Bad]] from [[replacement]]
*Fave H*R Place — [[Club Technochocolate]]
*Fave Thing That Isn't Already a [[replacement|Fave]] — [[On Break]]

==== My Favorite User Quotes ====

*Homework...invented by someone who didn't have to do it. [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]
*I've got half a mind to get the other half of my mind back. [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
*It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians... [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
*There are two reasons I hate Valentine's Day. It used to be a holiday of love, a day of caring for the one you appreciated more than anyone else. Now it's just a commercial holiday used for selling crappily manufactured stuffed animals and heart-shaped candies that taste like chalk. Ew. And...I don't have a Valentine. So sad. [[User:Teh Frossty One|Teh Frossty One]]
*I feel like a bee in a broccoli.......wait— [[User:Seriously|Seriously]]
*Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick. [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|Thesmokingmonkey]]
*Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow. [[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

MORE TO COME

=== My Proudest H*R Moments ===

*Beating Stinkoman 20X6 (v7) without getting a Game Over![[Image:Level_7_after_boss.PNG|thumb|right|YOUR BOSS A SPLODE!!!!!]]

=== My Proudest HRWiki Moments (and other stuff) ===

*Transcribing the easter eggs for [[narrator]].
*Being one of several users to attack the Dr. Who vandal on 2/9/2006.
*Being first to discover the Quote of the Week for The Jolly Dumple.
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent Changes Patrol]](also on 2/9/2006).
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming Committee]] on 2/12/2006.
*Correctly guessing [[User:Ookelaylay|Ookeylaylay]]'s Spanish quote several times.
*Winning [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]'s "Homsar Bandit Award" on 2/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]] on 2/23/2006.
*Awarding a Defender of the Wiki award to both [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] and [[User:Beat|Beat]] after a Dr. Who attack on 3/5/2006.
*Creating the article [[Puking]] on 3/6/2006.
*Joining the [[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]] on 3/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Hip Hop Dance Visuals]] on 3/21/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.weirdalforum.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Weird Al Wiki] on 4/23/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.idiotsite.com/wlwiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Whose Line is it Anyway? Wiki] on 6/15/2006.
*Creating the article [[Westerburg]] on 8/22/2009.
*Winning [[User:Movie magic man|Movie magic man]]'s userpage game on 8/22/2009.
*Creating the article [[Black Market]] on 8/27/2009.

==== <s>Crispety Cookety</s> Vandalism Log ====
Vandalism log: This page has been vandalized ''8'' times.

I was originally ticked off at having my page vandalized, but then I realized that it means that the vandal is ticked off at you. Which is a good thing, right?

=== Who the Crap am I? ===

<center>
http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestar.jpg 
[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]</center>

Apologies to [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] for swiping your section title.

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=== Stuff I Like ===
Just some non-H*R-related stuff I like.

==== T-TV, TV Shows ====

[[Wikipedia:NCIS (TV series)|NCIS]] 
[[Wikipedia:NUMB3RS|Numb3rs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line is it Anyway?]] 
[[Wikipedia:Extreme Makeover: Home Edition|Extreme Makeover: Home Edition]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Daily Show|The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Colbert Report|The Colbert Report]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monk (TV series)|Monk]] 
[[Wikipedia:Psych|Psych]] 
[[Wikipedia:Chuck (TV series)|Chuck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Leverage (TV series) |Leverage]]

==== Movies ====

[[Wikipedia:Airplane!|Airplane!]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (all three)]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Rookie (2002 film)|The Rookie]] 
[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|Spaceballs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dead Poets Society|Dead Poets Society]] 
[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars (all six)]] 
[[Wikipedia:Paycheck (film)|Paycheck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dave (film)|Dave]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride (film)|The Princess Bride]]

==== These Are Some Websites! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com Games!] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com More games!] 
[http://www.freegamesnews.com Even more games!] 
[http://www.fark.com Weird yet true news! (And some H*R stuff!)] 
[http://www.abstractfonts.com/ Free fonts!] 
[http://home.datacomm.ch/marco.fernando/fla/bozzetto/olympics.swf This cool toon.] 
[http://www.ziplo.com/grandpa.htm A country singer with ''way'' too much free time.] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com H*R! (Duh.)] 
And obviously [[Main Page|this wiki]]. Double Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!

==== Play These Games! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com/heli2.htm Heli Attack 2] 
[http://www.miniclip.com/heliattack3.htm Heli Attack 3] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/jeditrainer.html Jedi Trainer] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/tanks.html Tanks] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html TROGDOR!] (Burninate baby!) 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html Stinkoman 20X6] (This game is awexome!)

==== Bookazon.com's Best Selections ====

[[Wikipedia:Stormbreaker (novel)|Stormbreaker]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Point Blanc|Point Blanc]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Skeleton Key|Skeleton Key]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Eagle Strike|Eagle Strike]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Scorpia|Scorpia]] 
[[Wikipedia:Ark Angel|Ark Angel]]

==== Battle of the Non-Crappy Bands ====

[[Wikipedia:Relient K|Relient K]] 
[[Wikipedia:Steven Curtis Chapman|Steven Curtis Chapman]] 
[[Wikipedia:Casting Crowns|Casting Crowns]] 
[[Wikipedia:Mercy Me|MercyMe]] 
[[Wikipedia:Bon Jovi|Bon Jovi]] 
[[Wikipedia:Journey (band)|Journey]] 
[[Wikipedia:Nickelback|Nickelback]] 
[[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen|Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band]]

[[HRWiki:Featured Article Selection|<big>MORE ST</big><big>FF</big>T OOCME]]

== Sort-of-Fun Facts ==
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Here are some facts that may or may not be fun to you. Take your pick.

=== Experimental Can ===
And now, the moment you haven't been waiting for — a parody of "Experimental Film." It is called "Experimental Can." Here are the lyrics, and by the way, '''no stealing my idea.''' If you do, I will turn you over to a cut-off-your-toes-style collections agency. And the IRS.

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can 
I’m chuggin’ it down and burping up 
And up and up and up the drink

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

I don’t really know what happens 
At the parties where your can a splodes 
I don’t know what makes your can a splode 
‘Cause you don’t shake it up at all

What’s in this experimental can? 
Well, nobody knows just what it is 
And I just know the stuff inside a splodes 
In ''la'' experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Thank you! Thank you! [[Fonts|Bravo!]] Encore! Encore! Arriba! Arriba! So, that's Experimental Can to you too. Whatever.

=== Top Ten List ===
And now, for your non-entertainment pleasure: my Top Ten list! It's simply titled "Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School." So sit back, relax, and hope you enjoy the show.

Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School"

10.Whatever you think is not important will always be on the test.

9. If you change your answer on a quiz, the other answer will always be the right one.

8. The pop quiz will be on the chapter you didn't read for homework last night.

7. The dog didn't ''really'' eat your homework.

6. The teacher will be so busy chewing you out for being 30 seconds late to class that she won't notice other students come in 5 minutes late.

5. You'll be the one caught with the passed note.

4. When you blow off studying for a test because you think that there will be a snow day tomorrow, you'll have school.

3. When you cram past midnight for a test, you'll have a snow day the next day.

2. When you ask your teacher about your test grade, he'll find something else worth taking a point off for.

1. The one test you ace, everyone else aces. The one test you fail, everyone else aces.

== To Everyone (Yes, Everyone) ==
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=== Latin Translations: Archive ===

Due to the fact that I stopped taking Latin 3 years ago (only took it in middle school), I am halting production of Latin Translation 1.00. This section is preserved as an archive.

Congraturation to all who solved the Latin translations! (Winners have a The Cheat-Bot!)

Solvers Hall of Fame:
*[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Has Matt?|Egitne Mattius?]] (sex tempi)
*[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]] (unus tempus)
*[[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]] (unus tempus)

Quotes Archive:

#[[Strong Bad]]: Si placet sepulcrum non confodetis. (Please don't dig up the grave.) From [[replacement]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Dubito. Pellui. (I doubt it. I drove). From [[The Interview]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Homsar]] Pen Puppet (said by [[Strong Bad]]): Persicorum superbia erat! ('Twas the pride of the peaches!) From [[interview]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Gratias. Adipiscis! (Thanks. You win!) From [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Coach Z]]: Vir novus sum! (I'm a new man!) From [[other days]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Senex carus, concludes! Amicus tuus, Validus Malus. (Dear oldie, shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad.) From [[Halloween Fairstival]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]: Ubi phasmatis est? (Where's the ghost?) From [[That A Ghost]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Malus sum. (I'm evil.) From [[different town]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Deceptus non mortuus est, laetus sum Deceptus non mortuus est. (The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.) From [[caper]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Homsar]]: Delectatio aetatis est. (Now this is the thrill of a lifetime.) From [[Happy T]] easter egg. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Et subuculae suae nullae accommodant. (And none of his shirts fit me.) From [[2 years]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Saltutatus viro viro computatoris agimus! (Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!) From [[virus]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Quid fautae feminae vellent vero est aliqui IGNISOFFICINI!!! (What the lady fans really want is some PYROTECHNICS!!!) From [[lady fan]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Omnes thaleri dulci aliqui vel crustiae futurae velletis frausatis. (Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.) From [[rock opera]] (and its easter egg). Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Terrae Longe? Castra Ductus Barbarus? Lacus Piscis? (Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake?) From [[anything]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Mad]]: CITHARAM NON VELLEO CENO! (I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!) From [[haircut]]. Solved by [[Image:Hsrlogo_small.jpg|29px]][[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]][[User_talk:Nckinfn04| Unum]][[Special:Contributions/Nckinfn04| tempum]][[Special:Emailuser/Nckinfn04| Habes!]]
#[[What's Her Face]]: Zeassulas in caelo habent spero! (I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!) From [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: In, vir, ternos novissimos anni dedisti! (You got me this for like the last three years, man!) From [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Forsitan picturam puellam pulchram misit. (Maybe he sent me a picture of a hot girl.) From [[lunch special]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Senor Cardgage]]: Unus prandium emptorabit dixit. (One o' them said they'd buy me lunch.) From [[Senor Mortgage]]. Solved by [[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]].

=== A Quiz!!!! ===

A [[Homestar Quiz]] For You! (Possible answers in [[dragon|parentheses]] and separated by commas)

1. In the loading screen for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], which letter in the word "loading" is tilted? (O,A,D,N)

2. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], what punctuation mark is after the word "PROHIBITION" on Boss Tweed's leg? (?,!,.,no punctuation mark)

3. What color is [[The Sneak]]? (black, yellow, brown, unknown)

4. How many ice cubes are in [[Strong Sad]]'s glass at the opening of [[Experimental Film]]? (2,3,4,5)

5. In [[rock opera]], what number is on [[Tompkins]]' shirt? (0,1,8,125)

6. What color is the sky when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] goes [[Lowercase i's|back]] to [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]'s house in [[Cool Things]]? (blue,pink,gray,purple)

7. In [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]], how many times does [[Bubs]] say "The end"? (13,15,17,21)

8. In [[Cool Things]], which word is underlined on the "Under Old Management" sign on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] returns his [[User:Homsarroks|cool]] shades? (under,old,management,none of them)

9. What does the "loading" screen read in [[Experimental Film]]? (loading,comin' up,gettin' ready,wait a minute)

10. How many evaporating clouds are in Level 6.1 of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]? (35,44,49,58)

Answers: 1-D, 2-?, 3-yellow, 4-4, 5-1, 6-purple, 7-13, 8-old, 9-comin' up, 10-49.

Thank You!

== In Closing ==
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Special Thanks to {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} for creating my totally awexome sig!

P.S. Try and find all 15 easter eggs on this page! If you succeed, talk to me about it!

Crapfully, 
{{User:LePorello/sig}}

What are you doing down here? The page ended up there! [[Special:Random|Go away!]]

User:LePorello

LePorello — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:09:36 GMT

LePorello: /* Never Fear, I Know How To Fix Your Userbox! */

<big><big><big>HALDO EVERYPEOPLES!</big></big></big> 
== About Me ==
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=== A Wikiday Greeting ===

Haldo!

My name's Matt, but you can call me LePorello. I joined the wiki on December 30 of 2005, which was the first day I found out that anonymous editing and new user registration had been re-implanted.

=== How I Got My Username ===

If you have to go here to figure this [[Quote of the Week|out]], you '''must''' have crap for brains. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], [[The Sneak]] is called "the [[Strong Man]]'s Leporello." (Sorry, it's not French!)

=== Personal Crap ===

As mentioned above, my name's Matt. I'm 17 years old and a big sports enthusiast, among other things. I live in Bristol, Connecticut, and am going into my senior year in high school. I love football and baseball, designing board games, and computer games, which is part of how Homestar came to me. Oh, and my birfday is December 10.

=== My Introduction to Homestar ===

Sometime in late June/early July of [[The Cheat|'05]] (I'm not sure which, but [[modeling]] was the newest [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] at the time), my [[Trogador|friends]] Jacob, Zach, and Matt told me about the site. I was hooked. My first SBEmail (and the first thing I watched on the site) was [[virus]]. My first [[bottom 10|game]] was [[TROGDOR!]]

The next day, I looked all over for the site. I (embarrassingly) [[japanese cartoon|typed]] in the wrong [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough|URL]] several times before reaching the site. It took me a while to start watching the [[Toons|'toons]]. I only started when, while surfing [http://www.fark.com fark.com], I found [[Cool Things]]. (The description was "Strong Sad gets lucky".) I've been all over the site ever since.

=== My Introduction to the HRWiki ===

I don't know how long I had been on the site for when my [[Homestar Presents: Presents|sister]] started playing [[Peasant's Quest]]. She was stumped, so we Googled "peasant's quest walkthrough" and were brought here. I liked the site, so I looked up the URL and have been here ever since. I, however, decided to google "hr wiki" to get here and ended up at [[User:Venusy|Venusy's user page]]. My first edit (anonymously, of course) was the only goof for [[flag day]]. The day I planned to become a user was, however, the first day anonymous editing and new user registration were down. My waiting paid off and I am now a user.

=== Unscripted Hiatus ===

For about 3 years, I just stopped going onto H*R and the wiki. I have no idea how this happened. I just forgot about it, and eventually, I adjusted to life without Homestar.

=== Triumphant-ish Return ===

In February 2009, I was at a birthday party when a friend started talking about the site (someone had started singing "Trogdor"). I mentioned my hiatus and he gave me a brief description of [[email thunder]]. I stored this in my mind until May, when I started playing [[Peasant's Quest]] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]] again. Towards the end of June, I watched [[email thunder]], before going off on a short-term missions trip in Hartford. When I returned, [[hremail 3184]] had been released, and I spent an evening watching many SBEmails that I had missed. I'm glad to be back.

=== My Personal Favorite Homestar Stuff ===
[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Oh, this thing is so cute. I want one.]]
*Fave [[Old-Timey]] [[Characters|Character]] — [[The Sneak]]
*Fave Present-Day Character — [[Homsar]]
*Fave [[20X6]] Character — [[Stinkoman]]
*Fave Other Character — The Cheat-Bot
*Fave [[Toons|Big Toon]] — [[Cool Things]]
*Fave Short — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Song — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Halloween Toon — [[Main Page|3]][[3 Times Halloween Funjob| Times Halloween Funjob]]
*Fave [[Decemberween]] Toon — [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Fave Other-Holiday Toon — [[Happy Trogday]]
*Fave [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] Toon — [[Everybody to the Limit]]
*Fave [[Games|Game]] — [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*Fave [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] — [[alternate universe]], [[hremail 3184]], [[rock opera]]
*Fave [[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote — VikingGuitar metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 music
*Fave Non-[[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough|—]] "Please don't dig up the grave." by [[Strong Bad]] from [[replacement]]
*Fave H*R Place — [[Club Technochocolate]]
*Fave Thing That Isn't Already a [[replacement|Fave]] — [[On Break]]

==== My Favorite User Quotes ====

*Homework...invented by someone who didn't have to do it. [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]
*I've got half a mind to get the other half of my mind back. [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
*It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians... [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
*There are two reasons I hate Valentine's Day. It used to be a holiday of love, a day of caring for the one you appreciated more than anyone else. Now it's just a commercial holiday used for selling crappily manufactured stuffed animals and heart-shaped candies that taste like chalk. Ew. And...I don't have a Valentine. So sad. [[User:Teh Frossty One|Teh Frossty One]]
*I feel like a bee in a broccoli.......wait— [[User:Seriously|Seriously]]
*Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick. [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|Thesmokingmonkey]]
*Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow. [[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

MORE TO COME

=== My Proudest H*R Moments ===

*Beating Stinkoman 20X6 (v7) without getting a Game Over![[Image:Level_7_after_boss.PNG|thumb|right|YOUR BOSS A SPLODE!!!!!]]

=== My Proudest HRWiki Moments (and other stuff) ===

*Transcribing the easter eggs for [[narrator]].
*Being one of several users to attack the Dr. Who vandal on 2/9/2006.
*Being first to discover the Quote of the Week for The Jolly Dumple.
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent Changes Patrol]](also on 2/9/2006).
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming Committee]] on 2/12/2006.
*Correctly guessing [[User:Ookelaylay|Ookeylaylay]]'s Spanish quote several times.
*Winning [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]'s "Homsar Bandit Award" on 2/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]] on 2/23/2006.
*Awarding a Defender of the Wiki award to both [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] and [[User:Beat|Beat]] after a Dr. Who attack on 3/5/2006.
*Creating the article [[Puking]] on 3/6/2006.
*Joining the [[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]] on 3/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Hip Hop Dance Visuals]] on 3/21/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.weirdalforum.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Weird Al Wiki] on 4/23/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.idiotsite.com/wlwiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Whose Line is it Anyway? Wiki] on 6/15/2006.
*Creating the article [[Westerburg]] on 8/22/2009.
*Winning [[User:Movie magic man|Movie magic man]]'s userpage game on 8/22/2009.
*Creating the article [[Black Market]] on 8/27/2009.

==== <s>Crispety Cookety</s> Vandalism Log ====
Vandalism log: This page has been vandalized ''8'' times.

I was originally ticked off at having my page vandalized, but then I realized that it means that the vandal is ticked off at you. Which is a good thing, right?

=== Who the Crap am I? ===

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http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestar.jpg 
[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]</center>

Apologies to [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] for swiping your section title.

=== Never Fear, I Know How To Fix Your Userbox! ===
These are my userboxes. Enjoy!
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod_9_-_homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homsar]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:modernthecheat.gif|43px]]|msg=This user also likes '''[[The Cheat]]'''.}}
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=== Stuff I Like ===
Just some non-H*R-related stuff I like.

==== T-TV, TV Shows ====

[[Wikipedia:NCIS (TV series)|NCIS]] 
[[Wikipedia:NUMB3RS|Numb3rs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line is it Anyway?]] 
[[Wikipedia:Extreme Makeover: Home Edition|Extreme Makeover: Home Edition]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Daily Show|The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Colbert Report|The Colbert Report]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monk (TV series)|Monk]] 
[[Wikipedia:Psych|Psych]] 
[[Wikipedia:Chuck (TV series)|Chuck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Leverage (TV series) |Leverage]]

==== Movies ====

[[Wikipedia:Airplane!|Airplane!]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (all three)]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Rookie (2002 film)|The Rookie]] 
[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|Spaceballs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dead Poets Society|Dead Poets Society]] 
[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars (all six)]] 
[[Wikipedia:Paycheck (film)|Paycheck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dave (film)|Dave]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride (film)|The Princess Bride]]

==== These Are Some Websites! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com Games!] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com More games!] 
[http://www.freegamesnews.com Even more games!] 
[http://www.fark.com Weird yet true news! (And some H*R stuff!)] 
[http://www.abstractfonts.com/ Free fonts!] 
[http://home.datacomm.ch/marco.fernando/fla/bozzetto/olympics.swf This cool toon.] 
[http://www.ziplo.com/grandpa.htm A country singer with ''way'' too much free time.] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com H*R! (Duh.)] 
And obviously [[Main Page|this wiki]]. Double Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!

==== Play These Games! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com/heli2.htm Heli Attack 2] 
[http://www.miniclip.com/heliattack3.htm Heli Attack 3] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/jeditrainer.html Jedi Trainer] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/tanks.html Tanks] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html TROGDOR!] (Burninate baby!) 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html Stinkoman 20X6] (This game is awexome!)

==== Bookazon.com's Best Selections ====

[[Wikipedia:Stormbreaker (novel)|Stormbreaker]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Point Blanc|Point Blanc]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Skeleton Key|Skeleton Key]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Eagle Strike|Eagle Strike]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Scorpia|Scorpia]] 
[[Wikipedia:Ark Angel|Ark Angel]]

==== Battle of the Non-Crappy Bands ====

[[Wikipedia:Relient K|Relient K]] 
[[Wikipedia:Steven Curtis Chapman|Steven Curtis Chapman]] 
[[Wikipedia:Casting Crowns|Casting Crowns]] 
[[Wikipedia:Mercy Me|MercyMe]] 
[[Wikipedia:Bon Jovi|Bon Jovi]] 
[[Wikipedia:Journey (band)|Journey]] 
[[Wikipedia:Nickelback|Nickelback]] 
[[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen|Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band]]

[[HRWiki:Featured Article Selection|<big>MORE ST</big><big>FF</big>T OOCME]]

== Sort-of-Fun Facts ==
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Here are some facts that may or may not be fun to you. Take your pick.

=== Experimental Can ===
And now, the moment you haven't been waiting for — a parody of "Experimental Film." It is called "Experimental Can." Here are the lyrics, and by the way, '''no stealing my idea.''' If you do, I will turn you over to a cut-off-your-toes-style collections agency. And the IRS.

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can 
I’m chuggin’ it down and burping up 
And up and up and up the drink

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

I don’t really know what happens 
At the parties where your can a splodes 
I don’t know what makes your can a splode 
‘Cause you don’t shake it up at all

What’s in this experimental can? 
Well, nobody knows just what it is 
And I just know the stuff inside a splodes 
In ''la'' experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Thank you! Thank you! [[Fonts|Bravo!]] Encore! Encore! Arriba! Arriba! So, that's Experimental Can to you too. Whatever.

=== Top Ten List ===
And now, for your non-entertainment pleasure: my Top Ten list! It's simply titled "Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School." So sit back, relax, and hope you enjoy the show.

Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School"

10.Whatever you think is not important will always be on the test.

9. If you change your answer on a quiz, the other answer will always be the right one.

8. The pop quiz will be on the chapter you didn't read for homework last night.

7. The dog didn't ''really'' eat your homework.

6. The teacher will be so busy chewing you out for being 30 seconds late to class that she won't notice other students come in 5 minutes late.

5. You'll be the one caught with the passed note.

4. When you blow off studying for a test because you think that there will be a snow day tomorrow, you'll have school.

3. When you cram past midnight for a test, you'll have a snow day the next day.

2. When you ask your teacher about your test grade, he'll find something else worth taking a point off for.

1. The one test you ace, everyone else aces. The one test you fail, everyone else aces.

== To Everyone (Yes, Everyone) ==
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=== Latin Translations: Archive ===

Due to the fact that I stopped taking Latin 3 years ago (only took it in middle school), I am halting production of Latin Translation 1.00. This section is preserved as an archive.

Congraturation to all who solved the Latin translations! (Winners have a The Cheat-Bot!)

Solvers Hall of Fame:
*[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Has Matt?|Egitne Mattius?]] (sex tempi)
*[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]] (unus tempus)
*[[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]] (unus tempus)

Quotes Archive:

#[[Strong Bad]]: Si placet sepulcrum non confodetis. (Please don't dig up the grave.) From [[replacement]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Dubito. Pellui. (I doubt it. I drove). From [[The Interview]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Homsar]] Pen Puppet (said by [[Strong Bad]]): Persicorum superbia erat! ('Twas the pride of the peaches!) From [[interview]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Gratias. Adipiscis! (Thanks. You win!) From [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Coach Z]]: Vir novus sum! (I'm a new man!) From [[other days]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Senex carus, concludes! Amicus tuus, Validus Malus. (Dear oldie, shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad.) From [[Halloween Fairstival]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]: Ubi phasmatis est? (Where's the ghost?) From [[That A Ghost]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Malus sum. (I'm evil.) From [[different town]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Deceptus non mortuus est, laetus sum Deceptus non mortuus est. (The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.) From [[caper]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Homsar]]: Delectatio aetatis est. (Now this is the thrill of a lifetime.) From [[Happy T]] easter egg. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Et subuculae suae nullae accommodant. (And none of his shirts fit me.) From [[2 years]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Saltutatus viro viro computatoris agimus! (Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!) From [[virus]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Quid fautae feminae vellent vero est aliqui IGNISOFFICINI!!! (What the lady fans really want is some PYROTECHNICS!!!) From [[lady fan]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Omnes thaleri dulci aliqui vel crustiae futurae velletis frausatis. (Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.) From [[rock opera]] (and its easter egg). Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Terrae Longe? Castra Ductus Barbarus? Lacus Piscis? (Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake?) From [[anything]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Mad]]: CITHARAM NON VELLEO CENO! (I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!) From [[haircut]]. Solved by [[Image:Hsrlogo_small.jpg|29px]][[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]][[User_talk:Nckinfn04| Unum]][[Special:Contributions/Nckinfn04| tempum]][[Special:Emailuser/Nckinfn04| Habes!]]
#[[What's Her Face]]: Zeassulas in caelo habent spero! (I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!) From [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: In, vir, ternos novissimos anni dedisti! (You got me this for like the last three years, man!) From [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Forsitan picturam puellam pulchram misit. (Maybe he sent me a picture of a hot girl.) From [[lunch special]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Senor Cardgage]]: Unus prandium emptorabit dixit. (One o' them said they'd buy me lunch.) From [[Senor Mortgage]]. Solved by [[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]].

=== A Quiz!!!! ===

A [[Homestar Quiz]] For You! (Possible answers in [[dragon|parentheses]] and separated by commas)

1. In the loading screen for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], which letter in the word "loading" is tilted? (O,A,D,N)

2. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], what punctuation mark is after the word "PROHIBITION" on Boss Tweed's leg? (?,!,.,no punctuation mark)

3. What color is [[The Sneak]]? (black, yellow, brown, unknown)

4. How many ice cubes are in [[Strong Sad]]'s glass at the opening of [[Experimental Film]]? (2,3,4,5)

5. In [[rock opera]], what number is on [[Tompkins]]' shirt? (0,1,8,125)

6. What color is the sky when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] goes [[Lowercase i's|back]] to [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]'s house in [[Cool Things]]? (blue,pink,gray,purple)

7. In [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]], how many times does [[Bubs]] say "The end"? (13,15,17,21)

8. In [[Cool Things]], which word is underlined on the "Under Old Management" sign on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] returns his [[User:Homsarroks|cool]] shades? (under,old,management,none of them)

9. What does the "loading" screen read in [[Experimental Film]]? (loading,comin' up,gettin' ready,wait a minute)

10. How many evaporating clouds are in Level 6.1 of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]? (35,44,49,58)

Answers: 1-D, 2-?, 3-yellow, 4-4, 5-1, 6-purple, 7-13, 8-old, 9-comin' up, 10-49.

Thank You!

== In Closing ==
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Special Thanks to {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} for creating my totally awexome sig!

P.S. Try and find all 15 easter eggs on this page! If you succeed, talk to me about it!

Crapfully, 
{{User:LePorello/sig}}

What are you doing down here? The page ended up there! [[Special:Random|Go away!]]

User talk:LePorello

LePorello — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:07:54 GMT

LePorello: /* Wear it with pride! */ forgot colon

Haldo!

Welcome to hrwiki.org! It's dot net!

But seriously, welcome to the Homestar Runner Wikipedia. We're glad to have you as a member. If you need any help, feel free to ask anyone on the HRWiki Welcoming Commitee. You can also post questions on the [[Talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].

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You can go ahead and delete this message once you're done reading it. Normally, you are encouraged to not delete anybody's comments on your talk page, but this is just a welcome, so you can go ahead and get rid of this once you're finished. I guarantee that you won't hurt my feelings if you get rid of it. I hope that you find that the tips above help you out in establishing yourself into our community. I hope you have fun here! Now go out and enjoy yourself!

Sincerely, 
{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} and the entire HRWiki welcoming committee. Happy wikiing!

==Help ==

Hey there, LePorello. Welcome to our Wiki! I saw on your user page that you needed help making a signature. Go to [[Help:Signature|this page]] to find out about all that stuff. Oh, and about pictures. Basically, all you have to do to put pictures on your page is to go to any page on the Wiki with a picture, click the edit tab, and copy and paste the image code onto your page. The image code should look something like this:

<nowiki>[[ThisIsACoolPicture.PNG|thumb|This is a cool caption.]]</nowiki>

Some will look different, though. I'm not really that good at explaining it. Ask anyone else at this Wiki for more help if you need it. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 16:06, 30 December 2005 (UTC)
:That's for images that are already on the wiki. If you want to add a couple of your own (and by the way, that's all that's allowed, two), see [[HRWiki:FAQ#How do I upload an image?]]. And hey, welcome to the double-threat wonder of Homestarrunner and this wiki! (I was a little disappointed to read your user page; I thought at first you might be a Mozart opera enthusiast; but props anyhow to anyone who uses the word "Leporello" in everyday conversation!) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:04, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

Thanks! [[User:LePorello|LePorello]]
:By the way, I don't know if someone's mentioned this already, but one of the handiest editting tricks is that—if you're logged in—you can simply put three tildes (<nowiki>~~~</nowiki>) at the end of your comment on any talk page to leave your signature (it creates the same code you just used above). A fourth tilde will add the time and date (as I'm about to use), and a fifth will give ''just'' the time and date. And in general, it's nice to edit logged-in as yourself whenever possible, just so you're recognized. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:12, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

Thanks to both of you! (By the way, I don't use "Leporello" in everyday conversation!) [[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 17:28, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

== Just Stoppin' By! ==

Sup man? Just noticed that you were kind of new, so, I know you've already been formally welcomed, but I just wanted to stop in and say hi! Happy wiki...ing... (oh, and check out your guestbook) {{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 21:33, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

== Bolding/Italicizing ==

Instead of using <nowiki> and tags </nowiki>, you can also just use apostraphies. doing <nowiki>'''''THIS'''''</nowiki> will come out as '''''THIS''''', the same thing as the b and i tags. You can also change the number of apostraphies on each side to change the emphasis.

''TWO''

'''THREE'''

'''''FIVE'''''

Hope that helps. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 21:50, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

==Sig==

First of all, click on the button on the top of your screen that says "preferences". It's between "my talk" and "my watchlist" links. Then where it says "Nickname", type this in: <nowiki>{{User:LePorello/Sig}}</nowiki> and make sure that the little box underneath it, about "raw signatures" is ''checked''. Make sure you press "save preferences" when you're done all that, then let me know when that's done. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:29, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:Go [[User:LePorello/sig|here]]. Whatever you make that page will show up as your signature. Let us know on the talk page there what you want your signature to be, and we'll help the best we can. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:40, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

== Quiz ==

I found your easter eggs. From top to bottom: the i, the !, the ', the 3, the other ', the ?, and the other i. Yay!--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:52, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

Congraturation! BTW, did you notice that the last "i" linked to you? [[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 23:17, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:I made a minor fix on two of your easter eggs, to make them a bit harder to find. ;) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 23:25, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

What minor fixes? I couldn't find the fixes (though the easter eggs were all still there). [[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 23:29, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:It's kinda hard to explain. I did [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User%3ALePorello&diff=226329&oldid=226327 this]. Basically I just made the underlines in the links solid by moving around the spaces a bit, to make the easter eggs a bit harder to see. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 03:37, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

Gotcha. Thanks for the sig! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:40, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

I actually did noticethat the i linked to me. That was slightly more than minorly awesome.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 17:51, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

Update: There is now one more easter egg. Mu-hu-ha-ha. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:02, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

I found it (it's a .)--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:15, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

== Stress Level ==

Can anyone find me a picture of the stress level indicator (the thermometer-like tube) with nothing in it? You know, just the tube and labels? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 14:06, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

:I don't think we have one of that. It only goes from "just fine" to "I quit/I need a vacation."{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 20:59, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

OK. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:02, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

It actually goes up to "Run for cover." I don't think I've seen one up that high, though...--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:16, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

KUL. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:37, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

no, the thing has run for cover. but, how the heck do you even put images on a page? i don't get it. [[User:Seriously|Seriously]] 21:28, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

== Homestar Quiz ==

That's a pretty cool quiz you got there! It's a lot harder than [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]'s. I got 7 out of 10. By the way, did you actually count the number of clouds in level 6.1, or was it already on the page? Man, that question was hard! Well, anyway, see ya. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}22:51, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

I, believe it or not, counted the clouds in 6.1 (don't ask why). Hope I get more responses! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:18, 31 December 2005 (UTC)
:Ooh! I like it! 9/10. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:29, 3 January 2006 (UTC)

== STUFF vote ==

Hey there: I just noticed that you've voted on the "Salad as a rock" item in STUFF to accept both the revision and the original. Therefore, I thought I'd let you know that you can actually only vote to accept one revision or the original (but you can vote to decline any number versions). You'll want to remove one of your votes or someone will do it for you (at least by the time this item closes). Keep on tranglin'! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:30, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

Done. Happy '06! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 05:07, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

==Foxtrot Referance, or am I just a rambling weirdo?==
:About your comment on [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]'s guestbook; did you get that from the comic strip [http://www.foxtrot.com foxtrot]? Or... am I just stupid and thats a popular sentance? Personally, I think Foxtrot is the greatest comic strip of all time next to Calvin And Hobbes. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:50, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

I did and I agree completely. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:21, 4 January 2006 (UTC)
:Woah! It's not often that you find a foxtrot fan. Most people just say "Foxtrot who?" {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:55, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

User's note: the comment was "u r 2 kewl, d00d."

== Latin ==

Please don't dig up the grave. :) {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 23:52, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

:Oh, now I understand. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:54, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

You got it! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:55, 7 January 2006 (UTC)

So, I couldn't find the second word. But based on the first I'm guessing it's "I doubt it. I drove." {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:33, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Indeed. "Pellere" means "to drive" in Latin. You ARE awexome. (And I mean awexome!)
{{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:34, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Seriously. Homsar ''is'' the pride of the peaches. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 13:32, 11 January 2006 (UTC)

As the quote says. Correct!{{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:08, 11 January 2006 (UTC)

Number 4: It's Homestar's quote from Potion-ma-jig: "Thanks. You win!" -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 18:13, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

It is! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:10, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

"I'm a new man!" Coach Z, [[other days]] Did I get it? {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 19:55, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

In the quickest time yet. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 19:56, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

"Dear oldie, Shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad." From [[Halloween Fairstival]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:37, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

Finally! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:56, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

Here's a guess for the new one: "Where's the ghost?" from [[That A Ghost]]. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:34, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

And it is! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 12:45, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

OK, I ''think'' this one is correct, here goes: "I'm doomed." -Strong Sad, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|Pumpakin Carve-nival]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}

Nope. Good guess though. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:16, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

SS isn't doomed. He's evil. [[different town]] -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 00:24, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Dingdingdingdingding! We have a winner, we have a winner! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:25, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

This has gotta be a record. I too, am so glad The Cheat is not dead. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 00:52, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations. You are tied for first with Has Matt? now. Now just cry out BOO-YAH! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:23, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

How about this one, LePorello: I'm forever your girl? Maybe? --{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 23:52, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

"Now this is the thrill of a lifetime!" - [[Happy T]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 04:55, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Has Matt? got it. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:01, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

How do you figure these quotes out? --{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 01:22, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

I'm having lots of trouble with the current Latin quote (like everyone else, apparently). All I'm coming up with is "And none of them lived" from Homestarloween Party. But that's probably not it. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 19:09, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

Is it "Don't touch that dial!!"? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 19:34, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

Not yet. Hint: Think of what "accommodant" could mean. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:12, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

Number 11: I went through EVERY email, and the only thing I could find which is not a question and might be a match is "All white bones with the skin all gone." If it's not that, I'm stumped. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:00, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

No. I'll add another hint. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:02, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

:AND NONE OF HIS SHIRTS FIT ME! *boom* :) {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 22:11, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

::That did it. ''{sighs}'' I'll deliver your prize and change the quote. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:13, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::Yep, that was it, I just found it too. Good job HC! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:15, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

::::Thanks! {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 22:23, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

The new one: Walkmans, flashlights and solar calculators? ([[technology]]) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 22:37, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

No. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:38, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

Let's do a dance for the computer genius man! {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 19:26, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

And another for the H*C! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:06, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

"What the lady fans really want is some PYROTECHNICS!!!", perhaps? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:56, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
:Super quick, super quick, check the answer. Yup! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:05, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
::Speed worthy of a H*L German translation, man. ;-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:12, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

"Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza." I hope. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 03:16, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
:You hoped right. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 03:17, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

Earth far? An encampment general barbarian? A hollow fish? --{{User:The thing/sig}} 18:14, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
:"Far-off lands? Foreign leadership camp? Fish lake?" {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 18:19, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
::HM again. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 18:20, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

Just a guess: "I don't like this movie!" {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:37, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
:Oooh, good guess. No. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 18:44, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
::Ok I tried some stuff online and I think it might be: I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR! --{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 00:06, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
:::It is. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:36, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

"I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!"? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:22, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
:Ita! (Yes!) {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:24, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
::I just went through TGS 6 and up till I found a line with an exclamation point! Hey, I got lucky! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:27, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

'''18:''' "You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!" (''ternos'' and ''anni'' gave it away.) {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:40, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
:How did ''ternos'' give it away? You're right. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:50, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
::Sounds like "ternary", or three. I saw those two and thought, three years. And then it hit me with a deep impact. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:01, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
:::"Ternary", eh, Qermaq? A little ABA form action? :-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:05, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
::::Finally my music expertise has paid off! My very own a-The Cheat bot! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:07, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

'''19''' With all the hints, I'm surprised no guesses! "Maybe he sent me a picture of a hot girl." from [[lunch special]]? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 17:12, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
:Correct! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 17:14, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

'''20''' "One said they'd buy me lunch." from Senor Mortgage (the actual quote is "One o' them said they'd buy me lunch." but there is no word for "of them" (should be "eius" I think (genative of is, ea, id (used as partative)) also, the indirect statement should have the verb in the infinative and the subject in the accusative) (I go to a pretty posh private school, I took my 4th (and last) exam for the Latin GCSE yesterday) [[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 15:03, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
:Whoa, detailed explanation. Right answer, though. Oh, and sorry for a couple of things - the over-three-year wait, and the incorrect grammar. (I took Latin in 7th and 8th grade, I joined the wiki in 8th grade and did all my translations then.) Prize will be given soon. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:24, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

== chat channel ==
:The chat channel is an IRC Chat Channel... like a chatroom for wiki users. (I don't know too much about it; don't use it very often). On that bar at the left of the screen, below the words "external links" and below the link to fanstuff, there's a link to it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:04, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

Gotcha. Good luck! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:06, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
::That said, bye LePorello, and may you always love Foxtrot! (I know I will...). {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:06, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

== How to bring on? I haven't a clue. ==

How in teh world do u bring pictures onto the wiki from other places? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:22, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

Ya ya, Bubsty is everyones friend on the wiki(like me), but he isn't a freaken hero! I mean, Bubsty has done many great things. He is just quiting the hr wiki for a long period of time! It's not the end of homestar runner! So don't worry. You just have to wait. {{User:Bubyman/sig}} January 14, 2006

:To answer your question about pictures, have the thing you want on your screen. Press "print screen" (at the top right of the keyboard). Then, go to something like MS Paint and right click and click "paste". Crop it to what you'd want to upload to the wiki and save it. Then, go to the wiki. On the left, click "upload file". Make sure there isn't a picture with the same name by clicking "list of uploaded images" and searcning. Type something for a name that isn't taken under "destination filename", hit "browse", and go to where you saved it to, and click it. Give the picture a summary, then hit "upload file", then it's there. {{User:Salty/sig}} 21:27, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

It won't let me bring the picture on. It's the picture of the word "Homestar" on Main Page 4 (on Homestar's shirt). I want to add it to [[Fonts]] as the font "Brush Script MT" (I checked, it is that font). If someone could add it for me, that would be very helpful. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:32, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

:Never mind. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:44, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

== Eggs ==

Can YOU find all of the eggs? [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]] 22:12, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

:Did YOU? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:34, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

::On my user page. [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry]] 23:52, 20 January 2006 (UTC)

==Cool People==
I don't know if you know already, but you have obtained status in my cool people list. Congratulations! -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 23:50, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
:P.S. Do you like my new sig?

Yes to both! Thanks! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:06, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

==Totally Awexome==
Thanks for putting me on your list of Totally Awexome People. I found my name under "Marzipan". -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 15:25, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah. I picked 10 especially cool users, found a quote which could take 10 users, and alphabetized the usernames. So, you're welcome! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:05, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

== While I was out... ==

What kind of vandal was he? Did he use any expletives or did he simply blank pages? Did he attack user pages or just the Homestar pages? Please let me know. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 18:34, 11 February 2006 (UTC) P.S. I can't believe I missed it! I would have helped you guys.

== Thanks ==

Thank you for the petunias! I like to talk with them in my mustard cage. AaAaAaAa!

- [[Homsar]]

He's just saying thakns for participating in my poll. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 21:07, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

==Order in the court!==
Dude, there are actually three committees you can join. There's also the validation committee. You might want to change your welcome message a bit. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 13:47, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

== Spanish Quote Thingmabob! ==

[[Image:nibbles.PNG|thumb|Congrats LePorello(x3.5)!]]--[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]

== Flood ==

LePorello, <s>this is Thunderbird's project. You might want to ask him if you can do it first. And if you do,</s> please do not do it one section at a time. It just creates a flood in Recent Changes. It would be best to do it all at once, or at least in large chunks. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 22:25, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

OK. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:30, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
:Thanks, bud. :) —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 22:32, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

::Well since you're working on it now I'll just wait it out, let me know when you're done so I can finish up with a few minor tweaks. And as long as you're going along with Sketchbook and Weekly Fanstuff, could you do Quote of the Week at the same time? You do it the exact same way, just create the link INSIDE of the quotation marks. Thanks. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:58, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

:::He's not working on it right now, according to this edit: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=H%2AR.com_updates_2005&diff=prev&oldid=262606] —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 23:01, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

::::Oh great, I didn't notice that. Okay, I'm on it. NOBODY DO ANYTHING TO THE ARTICLE! (I'll stick an in progress template on there too, just in case) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 23:02, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

== An award! ==

[[Image:Homsar Old timey bandit.PNG|thumb|Congrembolations, LePorello!]]

I hereby present you with the Old Timey Bandit Award for being the first to identify Fhqwhgads from his/her(?) full name. Good work, LePorello!--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 23:53, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

== Hey Cool ==

Yeah, that would be cool. Could you do that? Contact Nick (Nckinfn04) when your done. Thanks a lot, {{User:Dacheatar22/sig}} 00:41, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

== Help? ==
I understand you were requesting my help with uploading. Describe to me the difficulties thou art having. {{User:Salty/sig}} 16:25, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:Sorry, I'm leaving for the weekend, so I won't be able to help you (until Monday at least). {{User:Salty/sig}} 17:19, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:Maybe the problem is that there's already an image with the same name as the one you are trying to upload. Did you check? {{User:Salty/sig}} 18:57, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

== Awesome!! ==

Dude, that's awesome. You should like do that for a living or something... Thanks a lot, {{User:Dacheatar22/sig}}

== Fark sightings ==

I'm a longtime member of Fark, and I can tell you that aside from myths and legends, which didn't make the front page since 500 The Cheats did, just about every sbemail in recent history is there. Look through all the Mondays when they were released in the archive. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 17:07, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
:Nowadays, I have been. But I am going to keep doing this since I want to post the captions. (And also [[pop-up]] was on the Tuesday.) {{User:LePorello/sig}} 17:10, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

==Thanks, man==
Awesome! My very own a-The-Cheat-Bot! Thanks for the prize! -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 17:56, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

== Different Town ==

Hey. Send me an email via my Talk Page so I have yours and I'll zip it off! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 05:53, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

== Thanks! ==

I appreciate that barnstar you gave me very much [[User:LePorello|Leporello]]! [[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:46, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:Great job on that reverting. He hasn't been blocked yet, though. Be ready to fight the next wave. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 16:48, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
::I know and I didn't revert. I showed up right after. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 16:49, 5 March 2006 (UTC) P.S. You're welcome Beat!
:::Oh. I did too. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 16:50, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

== sorry if i'm a little late on this message. ==

Hey there LePorello, thanks for your compliment, lets get to know each other, but i have to go, south parks on, see you in a bit.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 09:27, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

itys true, i live in australia, but i have been to my country before. it is good, in my way.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 23:04, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

hello, do you know who i am, its nikolce kocovski. can't you tell who it is?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 23:32, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

== Solve for G ==

So your final sig count was negative two? THAT'S impressive.
:No, there's a positive answer. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:37, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
::"Look Out Ladies Production presents: Pablo Phoenix, this Friday at the civic center." That's my answer! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:47, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
:::For what? The Latin's solved up there, and G=32. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:55, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
::::And Email 32 contains...? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:59, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::Nothing except 2 easter eggs. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:03, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::I chose to answer in quote! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:04, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Ohhhhh, I get it. You get the "Plan G" award for creativity. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 11:24, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

== SQT Part Dos ==

[[Image:Suudsu.PNG|thumb|Official New Prize! Congrats on being the first winner of SQT Suudsu!x2 [[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]]]

== Message from Nikolce Kocovski ==

Hey there leporello, how are you, its okay. so you want to know what australia is like huh, well it probably not as differnt to America, but its different regardless.

Its is a great country, lots of jobs and technology. in fact i think i heard on the news that we found the cure for diabetes! or i could be wrong. the people are nice and freindly, though we did suffer from from racial things, and other sensitive topics.

if you want to know more ask me later. i got to play Baldur's gate 2.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 00:14, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

== When uploading... ==

Don't forget to add [[:Category:Image Notices|copyright tags]] to your images. Thanks! {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 22:10, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
:I don't know how to. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:21, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
::It's easy. When you upload a screenshot from a webpage, for example, add <nowiki>{{web-screenshot}}</nowiki> to the description. [[:Category:Image Notices|The link above]] has links to all the templates like that one. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:23, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

==Online Test==
If you have the test just email me at dacheatbot@gmail.com {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 22:49, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

== Fact whatever ==

Email me your fact, and I will <s>send you spam</s> take note of it and use it in the thingie. Make sure it hasn't been seen on the wiki. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 18:16, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

== Easter eggs! ==

I found 14/15, from top to bottom:
# quote of the week
# The Cheat
# trogador
# bottom 10
# japanese cartoon
# Stinkoman walkthrough
# homestar presents: presents
# user:Marth 99
# Peasant's quest walkthrough
# replacement
# fonts
# dragon
# lowercase i's
# user:homsarroks
feel free to remove this if you think its too spoilerish, think the last one may be between bravo and parentheses, seems to be the largest gap
[[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 20:43, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
*Just removed where, but left the other things. Good jorb! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 17:04, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

== [[Weclome Back]] ==

Hey there, LePorello. Weclome back to HRWiki! Hope you had a good three-year hiatus and that you'll stick around here for a while and contribute. Talk atcha later! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 17:01, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
:Oh, you know I will be around. And, in a touch of excellent irony, I had just clicked the button for the Weclome Back toon when I got the new messages bar. It's great to be back! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 17:04, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

== Wear it with pride! ==

{|
{{userbox | border=#FFA500 | mainbkgd=#FFCE7B | codebkgd=#FFA500 | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:thesneak.PNG|50px]] | msg=This user is the [[Strong Man]]'s [[Ballad of the Sneak|LePorello]]}}
|}
{{User:Espemon333/sig}} 00:55, 9 September 2009 (UTC)
:Thanks! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 04:07, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

User talk:LePorello

LePorello — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:07:32 GMT

LePorello: /* Wear it with pride! */

Haldo!

Welcome to hrwiki.org! It's dot net!

But seriously, welcome to the Homestar Runner Wikipedia. We're glad to have you as a member. If you need any help, feel free to ask anyone on the HRWiki Welcoming Commitee. You can also post questions on the [[Talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].

Here are some tips to get you started:

*If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to frequently asked questions, check out the [[Help:Contents|help page]].
* Before you do any significant editing, be sure to familiarize yourself with our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]].
*Read the rules and guidelines for your [[HRWiki:User space|user page]] to make sure that you dont accidentally violate any regulations.
*Circle every fifth letter in the article on Nunchucks until you find the clue that takes you to the hidden treasure!
*If you would like to know about what you can do in order to help out the site, check out [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]]
*If you need help on any topic not discussed on the help page, just contact one of the sysops. They'll help you out.
*If you want to interact with members of our community here at HRWiki, head on over to the forum[http://forum.hrwiki.org] to contribute.
*If you see any vandalism around the site, ask someone to help revert the page to its original state
*And above all, '''be bold''' and have fun!

You can go ahead and delete this message once you're done reading it. Normally, you are encouraged to not delete anybody's comments on your talk page, but this is just a welcome, so you can go ahead and get rid of this once you're finished. I guarantee that you won't hurt my feelings if you get rid of it. I hope that you find that the tips above help you out in establishing yourself into our community. I hope you have fun here! Now go out and enjoy yourself!

Sincerely, 
{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} and the entire HRWiki welcoming committee. Happy wikiing!

==Help ==

Hey there, LePorello. Welcome to our Wiki! I saw on your user page that you needed help making a signature. Go to [[Help:Signature|this page]] to find out about all that stuff. Oh, and about pictures. Basically, all you have to do to put pictures on your page is to go to any page on the Wiki with a picture, click the edit tab, and copy and paste the image code onto your page. The image code should look something like this:

<nowiki>[[ThisIsACoolPicture.PNG|thumb|This is a cool caption.]]</nowiki>

Some will look different, though. I'm not really that good at explaining it. Ask anyone else at this Wiki for more help if you need it. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 16:06, 30 December 2005 (UTC)
:That's for images that are already on the wiki. If you want to add a couple of your own (and by the way, that's all that's allowed, two), see [[HRWiki:FAQ#How do I upload an image?]]. And hey, welcome to the double-threat wonder of Homestarrunner and this wiki! (I was a little disappointed to read your user page; I thought at first you might be a Mozart opera enthusiast; but props anyhow to anyone who uses the word "Leporello" in everyday conversation!) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:04, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

Thanks! [[User:LePorello|LePorello]]
:By the way, I don't know if someone's mentioned this already, but one of the handiest editting tricks is that—if you're logged in—you can simply put three tildes (<nowiki>~~~</nowiki>) at the end of your comment on any talk page to leave your signature (it creates the same code you just used above). A fourth tilde will add the time and date (as I'm about to use), and a fifth will give ''just'' the time and date. And in general, it's nice to edit logged-in as yourself whenever possible, just so you're recognized. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:12, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

Thanks to both of you! (By the way, I don't use "Leporello" in everyday conversation!) [[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 17:28, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

== Just Stoppin' By! ==

Sup man? Just noticed that you were kind of new, so, I know you've already been formally welcomed, but I just wanted to stop in and say hi! Happy wiki...ing... (oh, and check out your guestbook) {{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 21:33, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

== Bolding/Italicizing ==

Instead of using <nowiki> and tags </nowiki>, you can also just use apostraphies. doing <nowiki>'''''THIS'''''</nowiki> will come out as '''''THIS''''', the same thing as the b and i tags. You can also change the number of apostraphies on each side to change the emphasis.

''TWO''

'''THREE'''

'''''FIVE'''''

Hope that helps. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 21:50, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

==Sig==

First of all, click on the button on the top of your screen that says "preferences". It's between "my talk" and "my watchlist" links. Then where it says "Nickname", type this in: <nowiki>{{User:LePorello/Sig}}</nowiki> and make sure that the little box underneath it, about "raw signatures" is ''checked''. Make sure you press "save preferences" when you're done all that, then let me know when that's done. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:29, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:Go [[User:LePorello/sig|here]]. Whatever you make that page will show up as your signature. Let us know on the talk page there what you want your signature to be, and we'll help the best we can. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:40, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

== Quiz ==

I found your easter eggs. From top to bottom: the i, the !, the ', the 3, the other ', the ?, and the other i. Yay!--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:52, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

Congraturation! BTW, did you notice that the last "i" linked to you? [[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 23:17, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:I made a minor fix on two of your easter eggs, to make them a bit harder to find. ;) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 23:25, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

What minor fixes? I couldn't find the fixes (though the easter eggs were all still there). [[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 23:29, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:It's kinda hard to explain. I did [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User%3ALePorello&diff=226329&oldid=226327 this]. Basically I just made the underlines in the links solid by moving around the spaces a bit, to make the easter eggs a bit harder to see. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 03:37, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

Gotcha. Thanks for the sig! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:40, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

I actually did noticethat the i linked to me. That was slightly more than minorly awesome.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 17:51, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

Update: There is now one more easter egg. Mu-hu-ha-ha. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:02, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

I found it (it's a .)--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:15, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

== Stress Level ==

Can anyone find me a picture of the stress level indicator (the thermometer-like tube) with nothing in it? You know, just the tube and labels? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 14:06, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

:I don't think we have one of that. It only goes from "just fine" to "I quit/I need a vacation."{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 20:59, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

OK. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:02, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

It actually goes up to "Run for cover." I don't think I've seen one up that high, though...--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:16, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

KUL. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:37, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

no, the thing has run for cover. but, how the heck do you even put images on a page? i don't get it. [[User:Seriously|Seriously]] 21:28, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

== Homestar Quiz ==

That's a pretty cool quiz you got there! It's a lot harder than [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]'s. I got 7 out of 10. By the way, did you actually count the number of clouds in level 6.1, or was it already on the page? Man, that question was hard! Well, anyway, see ya. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}22:51, 31 December 2005 (UTC)

I, believe it or not, counted the clouds in 6.1 (don't ask why). Hope I get more responses! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:18, 31 December 2005 (UTC)
:Ooh! I like it! 9/10. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:29, 3 January 2006 (UTC)

== STUFF vote ==

Hey there: I just noticed that you've voted on the "Salad as a rock" item in STUFF to accept both the revision and the original. Therefore, I thought I'd let you know that you can actually only vote to accept one revision or the original (but you can vote to decline any number versions). You'll want to remove one of your votes or someone will do it for you (at least by the time this item closes). Keep on tranglin'! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:30, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

Done. Happy '06! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 05:07, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

==Foxtrot Referance, or am I just a rambling weirdo?==
:About your comment on [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]'s guestbook; did you get that from the comic strip [http://www.foxtrot.com foxtrot]? Or... am I just stupid and thats a popular sentance? Personally, I think Foxtrot is the greatest comic strip of all time next to Calvin And Hobbes. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:50, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

I did and I agree completely. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:21, 4 January 2006 (UTC)
:Woah! It's not often that you find a foxtrot fan. Most people just say "Foxtrot who?" {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:55, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

User's note: the comment was "u r 2 kewl, d00d."

== Latin ==

Please don't dig up the grave. :) {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 23:52, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

:Oh, now I understand. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:54, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

You got it! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:55, 7 January 2006 (UTC)

So, I couldn't find the second word. But based on the first I'm guessing it's "I doubt it. I drove." {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:33, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Indeed. "Pellere" means "to drive" in Latin. You ARE awexome. (And I mean awexome!)
{{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:34, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Seriously. Homsar ''is'' the pride of the peaches. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 13:32, 11 January 2006 (UTC)

As the quote says. Correct!{{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:08, 11 January 2006 (UTC)

Number 4: It's Homestar's quote from Potion-ma-jig: "Thanks. You win!" -[[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]] 18:13, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

It is! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:10, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

"I'm a new man!" Coach Z, [[other days]] Did I get it? {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 19:55, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

In the quickest time yet. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 19:56, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

"Dear oldie, Shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad." From [[Halloween Fairstival]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:37, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

Finally! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:56, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

Here's a guess for the new one: "Where's the ghost?" from [[That A Ghost]]. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:34, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

And it is! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 12:45, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

OK, I ''think'' this one is correct, here goes: "I'm doomed." -Strong Sad, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|Pumpakin Carve-nival]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}}

Nope. Good guess though. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:16, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

SS isn't doomed. He's evil. [[different town]] -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 00:24, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Dingdingdingdingding! We have a winner, we have a winner! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:25, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

This has gotta be a record. I too, am so glad The Cheat is not dead. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 00:52, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations. You are tied for first with Has Matt? now. Now just cry out BOO-YAH! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:23, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

How about this one, LePorello: I'm forever your girl? Maybe? --{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 23:52, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

"Now this is the thrill of a lifetime!" - [[Happy T]] {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 04:55, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Has Matt? got it. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:01, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

How do you figure these quotes out? --{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 01:22, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

I'm having lots of trouble with the current Latin quote (like everyone else, apparently). All I'm coming up with is "And none of them lived" from Homestarloween Party. But that's probably not it. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 19:09, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

Is it "Don't touch that dial!!"? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 19:34, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

Not yet. Hint: Think of what "accommodant" could mean. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:12, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

Number 11: I went through EVERY email, and the only thing I could find which is not a question and might be a match is "All white bones with the skin all gone." If it's not that, I'm stumped. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:00, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

No. I'll add another hint. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:02, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

:AND NONE OF HIS SHIRTS FIT ME! *boom* :) {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 22:11, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

::That did it. ''{sighs}'' I'll deliver your prize and change the quote. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:13, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::Yep, that was it, I just found it too. Good job HC! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:15, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

::::Thanks! {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 22:23, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

The new one: Walkmans, flashlights and solar calculators? ([[technology]]) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 22:37, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

No. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:38, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

Let's do a dance for the computer genius man! {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 19:26, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

And another for the H*C! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:06, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

"What the lady fans really want is some PYROTECHNICS!!!", perhaps? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:56, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
:Super quick, super quick, check the answer. Yup! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:05, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
::Speed worthy of a H*L German translation, man. ;-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:12, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

"Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza." I hope. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 03:16, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
:You hoped right. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 03:17, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

Earth far? An encampment general barbarian? A hollow fish? --{{User:The thing/sig}} 18:14, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
:"Far-off lands? Foreign leadership camp? Fish lake?" {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 18:19, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
::HM again. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 18:20, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

Just a guess: "I don't like this movie!" {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:37, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
:Oooh, good guess. No. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 18:44, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
::Ok I tried some stuff online and I think it might be: I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR! --{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 00:06, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
:::It is. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:36, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

"I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!"? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:22, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
:Ita! (Yes!) {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:24, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
::I just went through TGS 6 and up till I found a line with an exclamation point! Hey, I got lucky! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:27, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

'''18:''' "You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!" (''ternos'' and ''anni'' gave it away.) {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:40, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
:How did ''ternos'' give it away? You're right. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:50, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
::Sounds like "ternary", or three. I saw those two and thought, three years. And then it hit me with a deep impact. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:01, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
:::"Ternary", eh, Qermaq? A little ABA form action? :-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:05, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
::::Finally my music expertise has paid off! My very own a-The Cheat bot! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:07, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

'''19''' With all the hints, I'm surprised no guesses! "Maybe he sent me a picture of a hot girl." from [[lunch special]]? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 17:12, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
:Correct! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 17:14, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

'''20''' "One said they'd buy me lunch." from Senor Mortgage (the actual quote is "One o' them said they'd buy me lunch." but there is no word for "of them" (should be "eius" I think (genative of is, ea, id (used as partative)) also, the indirect statement should have the verb in the infinative and the subject in the accusative) (I go to a pretty posh private school, I took my 4th (and last) exam for the Latin GCSE yesterday) [[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 15:03, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
:Whoa, detailed explanation. Right answer, though. Oh, and sorry for a couple of things - the over-three-year wait, and the incorrect grammar. (I took Latin in 7th and 8th grade, I joined the wiki in 8th grade and did all my translations then.) Prize will be given soon. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:24, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

== chat channel ==
:The chat channel is an IRC Chat Channel... like a chatroom for wiki users. (I don't know too much about it; don't use it very often). On that bar at the left of the screen, below the words "external links" and below the link to fanstuff, there's a link to it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:04, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

Gotcha. Good luck! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:06, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
::That said, bye LePorello, and may you always love Foxtrot! (I know I will...). {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:06, 12 January 2006 (UTC)

== How to bring on? I haven't a clue. ==

How in teh world do u bring pictures onto the wiki from other places? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:22, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

Ya ya, Bubsty is everyones friend on the wiki(like me), but he isn't a freaken hero! I mean, Bubsty has done many great things. He is just quiting the hr wiki for a long period of time! It's not the end of homestar runner! So don't worry. You just have to wait. {{User:Bubyman/sig}} January 14, 2006

:To answer your question about pictures, have the thing you want on your screen. Press "print screen" (at the top right of the keyboard). Then, go to something like MS Paint and right click and click "paste". Crop it to what you'd want to upload to the wiki and save it. Then, go to the wiki. On the left, click "upload file". Make sure there isn't a picture with the same name by clicking "list of uploaded images" and searcning. Type something for a name that isn't taken under "destination filename", hit "browse", and go to where you saved it to, and click it. Give the picture a summary, then hit "upload file", then it's there. {{User:Salty/sig}} 21:27, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

It won't let me bring the picture on. It's the picture of the word "Homestar" on Main Page 4 (on Homestar's shirt). I want to add it to [[Fonts]] as the font "Brush Script MT" (I checked, it is that font). If someone could add it for me, that would be very helpful. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:32, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

:Never mind. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:44, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

== Eggs ==

Can YOU find all of the eggs? [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]] 22:12, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

:Did YOU? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:34, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

::On my user page. [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry]] 23:52, 20 January 2006 (UTC)

==Cool People==
I don't know if you know already, but you have obtained status in my cool people list. Congratulations! -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 23:50, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
:P.S. Do you like my new sig?

Yes to both! Thanks! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:06, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

==Totally Awexome==
Thanks for putting me on your list of Totally Awexome People. I found my name under "Marzipan". -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 15:25, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah. I picked 10 especially cool users, found a quote which could take 10 users, and alphabetized the usernames. So, you're welcome! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:05, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

== While I was out... ==

What kind of vandal was he? Did he use any expletives or did he simply blank pages? Did he attack user pages or just the Homestar pages? Please let me know. -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 18:34, 11 February 2006 (UTC) P.S. I can't believe I missed it! I would have helped you guys.

== Thanks ==

Thank you for the petunias! I like to talk with them in my mustard cage. AaAaAaAa!

- [[Homsar]]

He's just saying thakns for participating in my poll. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 21:07, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

==Order in the court!==
Dude, there are actually three committees you can join. There's also the validation committee. You might want to change your welcome message a bit. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 13:47, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

== Spanish Quote Thingmabob! ==

[[Image:nibbles.PNG|thumb|Congrats LePorello(x3.5)!]]--[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]

== Flood ==

LePorello, <s>this is Thunderbird's project. You might want to ask him if you can do it first. And if you do,</s> please do not do it one section at a time. It just creates a flood in Recent Changes. It would be best to do it all at once, or at least in large chunks. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 22:25, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

OK. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:30, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
:Thanks, bud. :) —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 22:32, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

::Well since you're working on it now I'll just wait it out, let me know when you're done so I can finish up with a few minor tweaks. And as long as you're going along with Sketchbook and Weekly Fanstuff, could you do Quote of the Week at the same time? You do it the exact same way, just create the link INSIDE of the quotation marks. Thanks. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:58, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

:::He's not working on it right now, according to this edit: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=H%2AR.com_updates_2005&diff=prev&oldid=262606] —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 23:01, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

::::Oh great, I didn't notice that. Okay, I'm on it. NOBODY DO ANYTHING TO THE ARTICLE! (I'll stick an in progress template on there too, just in case) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 23:02, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

== An award! ==

[[Image:Homsar Old timey bandit.PNG|thumb|Congrembolations, LePorello!]]

I hereby present you with the Old Timey Bandit Award for being the first to identify Fhqwhgads from his/her(?) full name. Good work, LePorello!--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 23:53, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

== Hey Cool ==

Yeah, that would be cool. Could you do that? Contact Nick (Nckinfn04) when your done. Thanks a lot, {{User:Dacheatar22/sig}} 00:41, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

== Help? ==
I understand you were requesting my help with uploading. Describe to me the difficulties thou art having. {{User:Salty/sig}} 16:25, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:Sorry, I'm leaving for the weekend, so I won't be able to help you (until Monday at least). {{User:Salty/sig}} 17:19, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:Maybe the problem is that there's already an image with the same name as the one you are trying to upload. Did you check? {{User:Salty/sig}} 18:57, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

== Awesome!! ==

Dude, that's awesome. You should like do that for a living or something... Thanks a lot, {{User:Dacheatar22/sig}}

== Fark sightings ==

I'm a longtime member of Fark, and I can tell you that aside from myths and legends, which didn't make the front page since 500 The Cheats did, just about every sbemail in recent history is there. Look through all the Mondays when they were released in the archive. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 17:07, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
:Nowadays, I have been. But I am going to keep doing this since I want to post the captions. (And also [[pop-up]] was on the Tuesday.) {{User:LePorello/sig}} 17:10, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

==Thanks, man==
Awesome! My very own a-The-Cheat-Bot! Thanks for the prize! -{{User:Marth 99/sig}} 17:56, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

== Different Town ==

Hey. Send me an email via my Talk Page so I have yours and I'll zip it off! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 05:53, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

== Thanks! ==

I appreciate that barnstar you gave me very much [[User:LePorello|Leporello]]! [[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:46, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:Great job on that reverting. He hasn't been blocked yet, though. Be ready to fight the next wave. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 16:48, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
::I know and I didn't revert. I showed up right after. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 16:49, 5 March 2006 (UTC) P.S. You're welcome Beat!
:::Oh. I did too. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 16:50, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

== sorry if i'm a little late on this message. ==

Hey there LePorello, thanks for your compliment, lets get to know each other, but i have to go, south parks on, see you in a bit.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 09:27, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

itys true, i live in australia, but i have been to my country before. it is good, in my way.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 23:04, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

hello, do you know who i am, its nikolce kocovski. can't you tell who it is?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 23:32, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

== Solve for G ==

So your final sig count was negative two? THAT'S impressive.
:No, there's a positive answer. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:37, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
::"Look Out Ladies Production presents: Pablo Phoenix, this Friday at the civic center." That's my answer! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:47, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
:::For what? The Latin's solved up there, and G=32. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:55, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
::::And Email 32 contains...? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:59, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::Nothing except 2 easter eggs. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 01:03, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::I chose to answer in quote! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:04, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Ohhhhh, I get it. You get the "Plan G" award for creativity. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 11:24, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

== SQT Part Dos ==

[[Image:Suudsu.PNG|thumb|Official New Prize! Congrats on being the first winner of SQT Suudsu!x2 [[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]]]

== Message from Nikolce Kocovski ==

Hey there leporello, how are you, its okay. so you want to know what australia is like huh, well it probably not as differnt to America, but its different regardless.

Its is a great country, lots of jobs and technology. in fact i think i heard on the news that we found the cure for diabetes! or i could be wrong. the people are nice and freindly, though we did suffer from from racial things, and other sensitive topics.

if you want to know more ask me later. i got to play Baldur's gate 2.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 00:14, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

== When uploading... ==

Don't forget to add [[:Category:Image Notices|copyright tags]] to your images. Thanks! {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 22:10, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
:I don't know how to. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:21, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
::It's easy. When you upload a screenshot from a webpage, for example, add <nowiki>{{web-screenshot}}</nowiki> to the description. [[:Category:Image Notices|The link above]] has links to all the templates like that one. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:23, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

==Online Test==
If you have the test just email me at dacheatbot@gmail.com {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 22:49, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

== Fact whatever ==

Email me your fact, and I will <s>send you spam</s> take note of it and use it in the thingie. Make sure it hasn't been seen on the wiki. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 18:16, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

== Easter eggs! ==

I found 14/15, from top to bottom:
# quote of the week
# The Cheat
# trogador
# bottom 10
# japanese cartoon
# Stinkoman walkthrough
# homestar presents: presents
# user:Marth 99
# Peasant's quest walkthrough
# replacement
# fonts
# dragon
# lowercase i's
# user:homsarroks
feel free to remove this if you think its too spoilerish, think the last one may be between bravo and parentheses, seems to be the largest gap
[[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 20:43, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
*Just removed where, but left the other things. Good jorb! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 17:04, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

== [[Weclome Back]] ==

Hey there, LePorello. Weclome back to HRWiki! Hope you had a good three-year hiatus and that you'll stick around here for a while and contribute. Talk atcha later! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 17:01, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
:Oh, you know I will be around. And, in a touch of excellent irony, I had just clicked the button for the Weclome Back toon when I got the new messages bar. It's great to be back! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 17:04, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

== Wear it with pride! ==

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{{User:Espemon333/sig}} 00:55, 9 September 2009 (UTC)
Thanks! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 04:07, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

User:LePorello

LePorello — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:21:02 GMT

LePorello: /* My Personal Favorite Homestar Stuff */

<big><big><big>HALDO EVERYPEOPLES!</big></big></big> 
== About Me ==
----
=== A Wikiday Greeting ===

Haldo!

My name's Matt, but you can call me LePorello. I joined the wiki on December 30 of 2005, which was the first day I found out that anonymous editing and new user registration had been re-implanted.

=== How I Got My Username ===

If you have to go here to figure this [[Quote of the Week|out]], you '''must''' have crap for brains. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], [[The Sneak]] is called "the [[Strong Man]]'s Leporello." (Sorry, it's not French!)

=== Personal Crap ===

As mentioned above, my name's Matt. I'm 17 years old and a big sports enthusiast, among other things. I live in Bristol, Connecticut, and am going into my senior year in high school. I love football and baseball, designing board games, and computer games, which is part of how Homestar came to me. Oh, and my birfday is December 10.

=== My Introduction to Homestar ===

Sometime in late June/early July of [[The Cheat|'05]] (I'm not sure which, but [[modeling]] was the newest [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] at the time), my [[Trogador|friends]] Jacob, Zach, and Matt told me about the site. I was hooked. My first SBEmail (and the first thing I watched on the site) was [[virus]]. My first [[bottom 10|game]] was [[TROGDOR!]]

The next day, I looked all over for the site. I (embarrassingly) [[japanese cartoon|typed]] in the wrong [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough|URL]] several times before reaching the site. It took me a while to start watching the [[Toons|'toons]]. I only started when, while surfing [http://www.fark.com fark.com], I found [[Cool Things]]. (The description was "Strong Sad gets lucky".) I've been all over the site ever since.

=== My Introduction to the HRWiki ===

I don't know how long I had been on the site for when my [[Homestar Presents: Presents|sister]] started playing [[Peasant's Quest]]. She was stumped, so we Googled "peasant's quest walkthrough" and were brought here. I liked the site, so I looked up the URL and have been here ever since. I, however, decided to google "hr wiki" to get here and ended up at [[User:Venusy|Venusy's user page]]. My first edit (anonymously, of course) was the only goof for [[flag day]]. The day I planned to become a user was, however, the first day anonymous editing and new user registration were down. My waiting paid off and I am now a user.

=== Unscripted Hiatus ===

For about 3 years, I just stopped going onto H*R and the wiki. I have no idea how this happened. I just forgot about it, and eventually, I adjusted to life without Homestar.

=== Triumphant-ish Return ===

In February 2009, I was at a birthday party when a friend started talking about the site (someone had started singing "Trogdor"). I mentioned my hiatus and he gave me a brief description of [[email thunder]]. I stored this in my mind until May, when I started playing [[Peasant's Quest]] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]] again. Towards the end of June, I watched [[email thunder]], before going off on a short-term missions trip in Hartford. When I returned, [[hremail 3184]] had been released, and I spent an evening watching many SBEmails that I had missed. I'm glad to be back.

=== My Personal Favorite Homestar Stuff ===
[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Oh, this thing is so cute. I want one.]]
*Fave [[Old-Timey]] [[Characters|Character]] — [[The Sneak]]
*Fave Present-Day Character — [[Homsar]]
*Fave [[20X6]] Character — [[Stinkoman]]
*Fave Other Character — The Cheat-Bot
*Fave [[Toons|Big Toon]] — [[Cool Things]]
*Fave Short — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Song — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Halloween Toon — [[Main Page|3]][[3 Times Halloween Funjob| Times Halloween Funjob]]
*Fave [[Decemberween]] Toon — [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Fave Other-Holiday Toon — [[Happy Trogday]]
*Fave [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] Toon — [[Everybody to the Limit]]
*Fave [[Games|Game]] — [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*Fave [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] — [[alternate universe]], [[hremail 3184]], [[rock opera]]
*Fave [[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote — VikingGuitar metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 music
*Fave Non-[[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough|—]] "Please don't dig up the grave." by [[Strong Bad]] from [[replacement]]
*Fave H*R Place — [[Club Technochocolate]]
*Fave Thing That Isn't Already a [[replacement|Fave]] — [[On Break]]

==== My Favorite User Quotes ====

*Homework...invented by someone who didn't have to do it. [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]
*I've got half a mind to get the other half of my mind back. [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
*It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians... [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
*There are two reasons I hate Valentine's Day. It used to be a holiday of love, a day of caring for the one you appreciated more than anyone else. Now it's just a commercial holiday used for selling crappily manufactured stuffed animals and heart-shaped candies that taste like chalk. Ew. And...I don't have a Valentine. So sad. [[User:Teh Frossty One|Teh Frossty One]]
*I feel like a bee in a broccoli.......wait— [[User:Seriously|Seriously]]
*Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick. [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|Thesmokingmonkey]]
*Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow. [[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

MORE TO COME

=== My Proudest H*R Moments ===

*Beating Stinkoman 20X6 (v7) without getting a Game Over![[Image:Level_7_after_boss.PNG|thumb|right|YOUR BOSS A SPLODE!!!!!]]

=== My Proudest HRWiki Moments (and other stuff) ===

*Transcribing the easter eggs for [[narrator]].
*Being one of several users to attack the Dr. Who vandal on 2/9/2006.
*Being first to discover the Quote of the Week for The Jolly Dumple.
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent Changes Patrol]](also on 2/9/2006).
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming Committee]] on 2/12/2006.
*Correctly guessing [[User:Ookelaylay|Ookeylaylay]]'s Spanish quote several times.
*Winning [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]'s "Homsar Bandit Award" on 2/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]] on 2/23/2006.
*Awarding a Defender of the Wiki award to both [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] and [[User:Beat|Beat]] after a Dr. Who attack on 3/5/2006.
*Creating the article [[Puking]] on 3/6/2006.
*Joining the [[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]] on 3/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Hip Hop Dance Visuals]] on 3/21/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.weirdalforum.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Weird Al Wiki] on 4/23/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.idiotsite.com/wlwiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Whose Line is it Anyway? Wiki] on 6/15/2006.
*Creating the article [[Westerburg]] on 8/22/2009.
*Winning [[User:Movie magic man|Movie magic man]]'s userpage game on 8/22/2009.
*Creating the article [[Black Market]] on 8/27/2009.

==== <s>Crispety Cookety</s> Vandalism Log ====
Vandalism log: This page has been vandalized ''8'' times.

I was originally ticked off at having my page vandalized, but then I realized that it means that the vandal is ticked off at you. Which is a good thing, right?

=== Who the Crap am I? ===

<center>
http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestar.jpg 
[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]</center>

Apologies to [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] for swiping your section title.

=== Never Fear, I Know How To Fix Your Userbox! ===
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=== Stuff I Like ===
Just some non-H*R-related stuff I like.

==== T-TV, TV Shows ====

[[Wikipedia:NCIS (TV series)|NCIS]] 
[[Wikipedia:NUMB3RS|Numb3rs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line is it Anyway?]] 
[[Wikipedia:Extreme Makeover: Home Edition|Extreme Makeover: Home Edition]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Daily Show|The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Colbert Report|The Colbert Report]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monk (TV series)|Monk]] 
[[Wikipedia:Psych|Psych]] 
[[Wikipedia:Chuck (TV series)|Chuck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Leverage (TV series) |Leverage]]

==== Movies ====

[[Wikipedia:Airplane!|Airplane!]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (all three)]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Rookie (2002 film)|The Rookie]] 
[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|Spaceballs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dead Poets Society|Dead Poets Society]] 
[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars (all six)]] 
[[Wikipedia:Paycheck (film)|Paycheck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dave (film)|Dave]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride (film)|The Princess Bride]]

==== These Are Some Websites! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com Games!] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com More games!] 
[http://www.freegamesnews.com Even more games!] 
[http://www.fark.com Weird yet true news! (And some H*R stuff!)] 
[http://www.abstractfonts.com/ Free fonts!] 
[http://home.datacomm.ch/marco.fernando/fla/bozzetto/olympics.swf This cool toon.] 
[http://www.ziplo.com/grandpa.htm A country singer with ''way'' too much free time.] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com H*R! (Duh.)] 
And obviously [[Main Page|this wiki]]. Double Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!

==== Play These Games! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com/heli2.htm Heli Attack 2] 
[http://www.miniclip.com/heliattack3.htm Heli Attack 3] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/jeditrainer.html Jedi Trainer] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/tanks.html Tanks] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html TROGDOR!] (Burninate baby!) 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html Stinkoman 20X6] (This game is awexome!)

==== Bookazon.com's Best Selections ====

[[Wikipedia:Stormbreaker (novel)|Stormbreaker]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Point Blanc|Point Blanc]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Skeleton Key|Skeleton Key]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Eagle Strike|Eagle Strike]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Scorpia|Scorpia]] 
[[Wikipedia:Ark Angel|Ark Angel]]

==== Battle of the Non-Crappy Bands ====

[[Wikipedia:Relient K|Relient K]] 
[[Wikipedia:Steven Curtis Chapman|Steven Curtis Chapman]] 
[[Wikipedia:Casting Crowns|Casting Crowns]] 
[[Wikipedia:Mercy Me|MercyMe]] 
[[Wikipedia:Bon Jovi|Bon Jovi]] 
[[Wikipedia:Journey (band)|Journey]] 
[[Wikipedia:Nickelback|Nickelback]] 
[[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen|Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band]]

[[HRWiki:Featured Article Selection|<big>MORE ST</big><big>FF</big>T OOCME]]

== Sort-of-Fun Facts ==
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Here are some facts that may or may not be fun to you. Take your pick.

=== Experimental Can ===
And now, the moment you haven't been waiting for — a parody of "Experimental Film." It is called "Experimental Can." Here are the lyrics, and by the way, '''no stealing my idea.''' If you do, I will turn you over to a cut-off-your-toes-style collections agency. And the IRS.

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can 
I’m chuggin’ it down and burping up 
And up and up and up the drink

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

I don’t really know what happens 
At the parties where your can a splodes 
I don’t know what makes your can a splode 
‘Cause you don’t shake it up at all

What’s in this experimental can? 
Well, nobody knows just what it is 
And I just know the stuff inside a splodes 
In ''la'' experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Thank you! Thank you! [[Fonts|Bravo!]] Encore! Encore! Arriba! Arriba! So, that's Experimental Can to you too. Whatever.

=== Top Ten List ===
And now, for your non-entertainment pleasure: my Top Ten list! It's simply titled "Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School." So sit back, relax, and hope you enjoy the show.

Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School"

10.Whatever you think is not important will always be on the test.

9. If you change your answer on a quiz, the other answer will always be the right one.

8. The pop quiz will be on the chapter you didn't read for homework last night.

7. The dog didn't ''really'' eat your homework.

6. The teacher will be so busy chewing you out for being 30 seconds late to class that she won't notice other students come in 5 minutes late.

5. You'll be the one caught with the passed note.

4. When you blow off studying for a test because you think that there will be a snow day tomorrow, you'll have school.

3. When you cram past midnight for a test, you'll have a snow day the next day.

2. When you ask your teacher about your test grade, he'll find something else worth taking a point off for.

1. The one test you ace, everyone else aces. The one test you fail, everyone else aces.

== To Everyone (Yes, Everyone) ==
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=== Latin Translations: Archive ===

Due to the fact that I stopped taking Latin 3 years ago (only took it in middle school), I am halting production of Latin Translation 1.00. This section is preserved as an archive.

Congraturation to all who solved the Latin translations! (Winners have a The Cheat-Bot!)

Solvers Hall of Fame:
*[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Has Matt?|Egitne Mattius?]] (sex tempi)
*[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]] (unus tempus)
*[[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]] (unus tempus)

Quotes Archive:

#[[Strong Bad]]: Si placet sepulcrum non confodetis. (Please don't dig up the grave.) From [[replacement]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Dubito. Pellui. (I doubt it. I drove). From [[The Interview]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Homsar]] Pen Puppet (said by [[Strong Bad]]): Persicorum superbia erat! ('Twas the pride of the peaches!) From [[interview]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Gratias. Adipiscis! (Thanks. You win!) From [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Coach Z]]: Vir novus sum! (I'm a new man!) From [[other days]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Senex carus, concludes! Amicus tuus, Validus Malus. (Dear oldie, shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad.) From [[Halloween Fairstival]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]: Ubi phasmatis est? (Where's the ghost?) From [[That A Ghost]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Malus sum. (I'm evil.) From [[different town]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Deceptus non mortuus est, laetus sum Deceptus non mortuus est. (The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.) From [[caper]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Homsar]]: Delectatio aetatis est. (Now this is the thrill of a lifetime.) From [[Happy T]] easter egg. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Et subuculae suae nullae accommodant. (And none of his shirts fit me.) From [[2 years]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Saltutatus viro viro computatoris agimus! (Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!) From [[virus]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Quid fautae feminae vellent vero est aliqui IGNISOFFICINI!!! (What the lady fans really want is some PYROTECHNICS!!!) From [[lady fan]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Omnes thaleri dulci aliqui vel crustiae futurae velletis frausatis. (Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.) From [[rock opera]] (and its easter egg). Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Terrae Longe? Castra Ductus Barbarus? Lacus Piscis? (Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake?) From [[anything]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Mad]]: CITHARAM NON VELLEO CENO! (I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!) From [[haircut]]. Solved by [[Image:Hsrlogo_small.jpg|29px]][[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]][[User_talk:Nckinfn04| Unum]][[Special:Contributions/Nckinfn04| tempum]][[Special:Emailuser/Nckinfn04| Habes!]]
#[[What's Her Face]]: Zeassulas in caelo habent spero! (I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!) From [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: In, vir, ternos novissimos anni dedisti! (You got me this for like the last three years, man!) From [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Forsitan picturam puellam pulchram misit. (Maybe he sent me a picture of a hot girl.) From [[lunch special]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Senor Cardgage]]: Unus prandium emptorabit dixit. (One o' them said they'd buy me lunch.) From [[Senor Mortgage]]. Solved by [[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]].

=== A Quiz!!!! ===

A [[Homestar Quiz]] For You! (Possible answers in [[dragon|parentheses]] and separated by commas)

1. In the loading screen for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], which letter in the word "loading" is tilted? (O,A,D,N)

2. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], what punctuation mark is after the word "PROHIBITION" on Boss Tweed's leg? (?,!,.,no punctuation mark)

3. What color is [[The Sneak]]? (black, yellow, brown, unknown)

4. How many ice cubes are in [[Strong Sad]]'s glass at the opening of [[Experimental Film]]? (2,3,4,5)

5. In [[rock opera]], what number is on [[Tompkins]]' shirt? (0,1,8,125)

6. What color is the sky when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] goes [[Lowercase i's|back]] to [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]'s house in [[Cool Things]]? (blue,pink,gray,purple)

7. In [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]], how many times does [[Bubs]] say "The end"? (13,15,17,21)

8. In [[Cool Things]], which word is underlined on the "Under Old Management" sign on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] returns his [[User:Homsarroks|cool]] shades? (under,old,management,none of them)

9. What does the "loading" screen read in [[Experimental Film]]? (loading,comin' up,gettin' ready,wait a minute)

10. How many evaporating clouds are in Level 6.1 of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]? (35,44,49,58)

Answers: 1-D, 2-?, 3-yellow, 4-4, 5-1, 6-purple, 7-13, 8-old, 9-comin' up, 10-49.

Thank You!

== In Closing ==
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Special Thanks to {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} for creating my totally awexome sig!

P.S. Try and find all 15 easter eggs on this page! If you succeed, talk to me about it!

Crapfully, 
{{User:LePorello/sig}}

What are you doing down here? The page ended up there! [[Special:Random|Go away!]]

Talk:Strong Bad Talker

LePorello — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:12:57 GMT

LePorello: /* TBD */

{{tobediscussed}}

==TBD==
[http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Talker&redirect=no this redirect] says this shouldn't be a separate article. I'm '''Neutral''' {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 16:00, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
:I agree. The Strong Bad Talker doesn't have enough significance for it to have its own article. '''Redirect it back to [[Homestar Talker]]'''. {{User:Soiled Bargains/sig}} 14:11, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
::Well, if the [[Coach Z Talker]] has a page, than I don't see any reason why this shouldn't. Besides, the Homestar Talker doesn't have very much info about the Strong Bad Talker. '''Keep'''. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 15:47, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
::: The game's are generally the same, but different enough to warrent their own pages. '''Keep'''.--[[User:Jellote|Jellote wuz here]] 16:50, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
:::: This information is not found anywhere else. It used to be on the [[Homestar Talker]] page, but was split off into its own article. If the page is redirected, then every bit of the data currently on the page would need to be moved back to the target. I don't have a problem with keeping it a separate page, though. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:27, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::Really? Even though ''it's a part'' of Homestar Talker? {{User:Soiled Bargains/sig}} 17:48, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::Keep in mind, if this DOES get a redirect, I ''will'' force myself to challenge the Coach Z talker, as it is a part of another toon. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 21:40, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::::That's not our standard. It's just as impossible to access the [[Strong Bad Main Page]] or [[Peg Strong Sad]] directly, but they, like the Coach Z Talker, are separate articles because they cover segments distinct from the toons they come from. The only question we need to answer here is whether the Strong Bad Talker is separate enough from the Homestar Talker to merit being split into two articles. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:58, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Personally, I think the two Talkers should be '''merged together''' on [[Homestar Talker]]. Firstly, I've always seen them as ''two parts of the same game'', not as two individual games; you access them by the same link and to play with the Strong Bad Talker, you need to go through the Homestar Talker. I so far do not see the benefit of having them separated on different articles. Secondly, many of the glitches listed on the Homestar Talker article are true for both Talkers (e.g. not moving lips if you click and hold, rapid clicking producing an echo effect). Having separate articles means having to repeat the same glitches twice, with "Strong Bad" replacing "Homestar" on one of them. If new glitches are found and are added, or old glitches are rewritten, on one of the articles, the two articles may need to be cross-referenced constantly to make sure nothing is left out on either article. Thirdly, I prefer how the talkers were before, mostly because I'm used to them being that way. It's mostly a personal preference of mine. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:20, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::Okay, but how likely is it that we're going to find new glitches? It's something of an exaggeration to say that they'll need to cross-referenced ''constantly''. Now that we've put some effort into separating these two, I kind of like having an article for each of the three talkers. I also like how the facts that pertain only to the Strong Bad Talker are on its page only. I don't think it's better for them to be mixed with those for the Homestar Talker, regardless of the duplication. Since we already have separate pages for some Easter eggs (see the links in my post above), I don't mind it here. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:08, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::I'm going to have to agree with those who say '''Keep'''. This should be its own page, especially considering IDC's arguments. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:12, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

HRWiki:Featured Article Selection

LePorello — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 15:31:12 GMT

LePorello: /* HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 47 (Nov 16-22) */

{{shortcut|FAS||[[FAS]]}}
Welcome to '''[[HRWiki:Featured articles|featured article]] selection'''. Please help us choose and create write-ups for our best, most interesting, or otherwise noteworthy articles to appear on the [[main page]]. For ideas, check out the [[HRWiki:Featured Article Nominations|featured article nominations]].

==Checklist==
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*Make sure the article is proof-read up to a high standard.
*At 0000 [[Wikipedia:Coordinated Universal Time|UTC]] Monday, [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Main_Page&action=purge purge the main page cache].
*[[HRWiki:Protected page|Protect]] and add {{[[Template:mprotected|mprotected]]}} to the new image; Unprotect and remove {{[[Template:mprotected|mprotected]]}} from old image.
*Semi-protect the live FA write-up; Unprotect the old FA write-up.
*Add {{[[Template:featuredarticle|featuredarticle]]}} to FA's talk page.
*Update [[HRWiki:Featured Article Nominations]] with descriptive edit summary — see [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Featured_Article_Nominations&action=history history].
*Update [[HRWiki:Featured articles]] with descriptive edit summary — see [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Featured_articles&action=history history].
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==Article discussions==
===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 36]] (Aug 31-Sep 6)===
For this week, we need to do something Old-Timey-related. I'm torn between either [[Old-Timey Marzipan]] or the big toon [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 06:19, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
:Well, we're doing [[A Folky Tale]] right now, so I don't really want to do Parsnips-a-Plenty. Old-Timey Marzipan seems decent, but I want to do [[Words I Probably Said]] sometime. It's amazing, I think. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 15:01, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
::Well, then let's do [[Old-Timey Marzipan]] this week, and [[Words I Probably Said]] next week. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 18:32, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
:::Have we already done [[labor day]] or [[labor dabor]]?
::::Yes and yes. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 22:50, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::I like [[Words I Probably Said]] and [[Old-Timey Marzipan]] but... I just want to throw [[The Movie Theater]] into that mix if we haven't allready done it. {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 01:50, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::If we're doing the Classroom the week before, this probably isn't a good week for another place like the theater. But it would be a good one to remember for the future. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:49, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 37]] (Sep 7-13)===
For this week, we should do what was previously suggested earlier: [[Words I Probably Said]]. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 21:50, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
:I just looked at it and it looks solid. I agree. {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 10:37, 15 July 2009 (UTC)
::Yeah, It's solid. [[User:Espemon333|-Espe Pwnage]] 16:12, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 38]] (Sep 14-20)===
[[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship]]. "homestar = you" = pure genius. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:12, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
:Excellent article if we can just expand that prose intro severalfold. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 19:13, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
::''"...which means it showcases an important part of the Homestar Runner body of work and/or highlights the fine work of this wiki."'' This definitely is an important part of the Homestar Runner , but it may not be a highlight of the wiki. Yes, the intro needs fixing, but I think Character Relationships are the future of FAs. Now if I only knew what severalfold means... {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 19:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
:::Sorry, but the article is ''far'' too short to merit a Featured Article. Might I suggest something that has never been done yet this year: a full week of themes. This time, I was thinking of a whole week of emails involving the infamous [[DNA Evidence|DNA evidence]] and the big toon [[DNA Evidence (toon)|DNA Evidence]]. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 03:35, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
::::MHarrington, you're much too quick to dismiss others' ideas out of hand instead of trying to suggest ways to improve them. Instead, you have a tendency to immediately stick in your own ideas. That's just plain bad form.
::::As I've already said, HR-self does have exactly the type of content that would be great as an FA, but its intro is not nearly ready. There's still a lot of time; it might be something we can improve before the time of featuring. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:54, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
:::::Well, I did say I was sorry. But I wasn't trying to be dismissive of others' ideas. I just don't know how it can be expanded. It's an integral part of the website experience, to be sure, but how can we possibly expand the article so that it actually can be usable? [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 15:34, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
::::::I'd start by summarizing the content of the article in greater detail, similar to Wikipedia's guidelines on [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Lead section|lead sections]]. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 15:38, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Well, obviously, the article needs to go into greater detail, but my question is, how? [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 16:00, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
::::::::How about [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner_and_Homestar_Runner%27s_Relationship&curid=31487&diff=661949&oldid=651058&rcid=621404 something like this?] Oh, and I fully support this article. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 17:44, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::Well, it's good to start with. But I think it might need to be a bit longer. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 04:42, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
:::::''"We also might just think it's cool."'' The concept behind the article is brilliant and fascinating, and certainly cool enough to be featured. By all means, expand the intro if you think it needs it. It's the overall idea that is so appealing to me. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 12:20, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
::::::''That it is''. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 12:21, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 39]] (Sep 21-27)===
How about [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] for this week? {{User:Bubs 20X6/sig}} 05:23, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
:It's a good article, but it has come to my attention that [[The Stick]] has not been featured. It's shocking. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 12:32, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
::That article is one of our more unfortunate deficiencies on the wiki. There's a reason we haven't featured it: its prose intro is too short still, despite the importance of the subject matter. I would really like to see it featured, so is there anyone who has an idea of how to expand the prose intro? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 17:13, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
:::I wouldn't mind doing TGS Issue 13 this week. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 03:43, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
::::I'm looking at [[The Stick]] intro as it stands [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=The_Stick&diff=663366&oldid=663216 right now], and it looks like the intro is long enough. We should reconsider this subject. It might be too soon after featuring [[The Classroom]], so it might need to be moved, but I think The Stick is FA material. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 16:55, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
:::::I just made a substantial expansion to the intro, so it's looking a lot more feature-worthy now. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 17:07, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
::::::Okay, we can do that, I suppose. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 21:01, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
:::::::What do we think about switching this one with two weeks from now; i.e., doing TGS 13 this week and The Stick two weeks from now? Just because this would be pretty soon after another place, namely, The Classroom (as Wbwolf's already suggested). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:06, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 40]] (Sep 28-Oct 4)===
In the wake of the toon version of [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]], for this week, how about [[Where My Hat Is At?|the original story]]? [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 03:38, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
:That is an excellent suggestion, and definitely another overlooked article. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 16:57, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 41]] (Oct 5-11)===
For this week, how about trying again to do [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]? [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 14:44, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
:Grood idea. We haven't done anything TGS-related ever since...The Ugly One? Yes, we need to do this. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 12:49, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
::Actually, let's have [[The Stick]] for this week, and then bump TGS13 up to week 39. That'll better space out the types of articles featured. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 15:24, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
:::Sounds good to me. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 17:28, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
::::The Stick zounds Fine. It sounds finer then fine. It sounds finer than that fine they give you give you on new releases at the videro store.[[User:Espemon333|-Espe Pwnage]] 03:28, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 42]] (Oct 12-18)===
I know I'd probably the last person to propose such a thing, but how about a week of [[:Category: DVD Exclusive|DVD exclusive toons]]. [[Real Live E-Mail]] and [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] are the only ones of that category that have been featured, and as a class should have a little more attention to them. How about: [[Greeting Cards]], [[Puppets On The Road]], [[Sample Of Style]], [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]], [[Accent]], [[Where's The Cheat? (game)]] and [[Dangeresque: THREE in 3D]]. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 01:33, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
:I know for a fact that we need to to do SOMETHING dailies-related eventually. I never thought of this, though. I guess I'm game. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 15:44, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
::Can we put [[160 Seconds]] in there? It sounds cool. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 23:26, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
====[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 42, day 1]]====
Now that it has been tentatively agreed to do weeklies, how about figuring out their order. I propose that we start off with [[Greeting Cards]], the first DVD exclusive [[Strong Bad Email]] {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:29, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

====[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 42, day 2]]====
Next would be [[Puppets On The Road]] {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:29, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
:Yes, we NEED to do something puppet-related. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 20:09, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

====[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 42, day 3]]====
[[Sample Of Style]] A lot of fun with Matt & Mike just goofing around. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:29, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
:Except [[Puppets On The Road]] (which is on SBEmail Disc 4) came after Sample of Style (Disc 3), which is on day two, so why don't we switch days with that one here? [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 17:49, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
::I'm game for that. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 18:04, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

====[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 42, day 4]]====
I'm not real happy about [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]] here. I'm not sure if [[The Limozeen Advantage]] or [[Why Come Only One Girl?]] should be featured due to various issues. Any ideas? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:29, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
:I'd like to see "Why Come...". [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 06:17, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
::I'm not amenable to us drawing any more attention to that article until such a time (if any) that it's unprotected. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 19:47, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
::I think Blue Laserdisc Challenge could be made to work; we just need to be a bit creative in our writeup. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 19:53, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
:::The Limozeen Advantage needs some major cleaning up. Laserdisc is fine with me, though. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 20:09, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
::::If we can get Limozeen Advantage cleaned up, we could boot Laserdisc down to the 6 slot. It looks mainly like locations needs to be documented for the article. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 23:53, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

====[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 42, day 5]]====
[[Accent]] for another DVD SBEmail. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:29, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

====[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 42, day 6]]====
[[Where's The Cheat? (game)]] is probably the weakest. [[160 Seconds]] is interesting, but it's kinda on the short side. I'm trying to stick with longer entries. Thoughts? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:29, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
:How about [[The Limozeen Advantage]]? We already have something representing SBEmails Disc 5 (on day 5, seen above). [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 17:53, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
::Limozeen Advantage is a fine suggestion. Would it better here or swapped for [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]] on day 4? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 17:59, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
:::It's better here because it's chronologically correct. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 18:17, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

====[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 42, day 0]]====
Finally, round out the week with [[Dangeresque: THREE in 3D]]. I know it was only recently released, but a) I'd like to have at least one example from each of the discs (SBEmail 1-3 count as one release) and b) it's probably one of the longest H*R toons overall. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:29, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
:And after all, why not sometimes feature stuff that's very new? Shows how on top of the game we are. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 19:51, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 43]] (Oct 19-25)===
Almost Halloween! This week is our week to feature something Halloween-related other than a full toon. I was thinking maybe [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] if no one has any better ideas. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 20:03, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
:How about the email [[ghosts]]? [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 22:38, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
::Also a good possibility, especially since it will have been a reasonable amount of time since the latest sbemail. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:14, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
:::Have we already done [[halloweener]]? If not, that could be a possibility. {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 01:40, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
::::We haven't, though I'd prefer [[ghosts]]. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 12:50, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::[[ghosts]] sounds good. Nice 'n funny, [[Bad Graphics Ghost]], yeah, it'll work.
::::::Bad graphics ghost is good... I like it...

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 44]] (Oct 26-Nov 1)===
Ween. We usually feature a full-length Halloween toon this week. We've already featured [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], [[Homestarloween Party]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], so let's think of a different one. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 20:03, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
:How about [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], my personal favorite. Though I'm not sure how much that matters when choosing FAs... {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 20:09, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
::There are definitely some reasons this toon is noteworthy; for example, it was the first interactive Halloween toon, and it established the trend of Homsar as a secret character in H'ween toons. Also was the last one to feature voting on costumes, and had a sort of [[Halloween Awards Show|addendum]] released five years later. All told, I think this'd make a good FA. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 20:32, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
:::Sorry if it seems like I'm being hasty and dismissing your ideas (don't get me wrong, Sucky Treats looks like a good one), but what about [[Jibblies 2]]? That's a good one, too. A lot of people really like that one. The plot is intense, the characters are off the wall here and it's great. "Sucky Treats", however, doesn't really have much to write up on, short of just the characters coming to the house in question and maybe Homsar being introduced in the Halloween toons here. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 22:36, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
::::That's also a good one. Either one could make a fine FA, though Sucky Treats is more historic, and I don't agree that there'd be a problem with writing it up. So, let's hear from others about what we should feature. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:20, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::I'm kinda leaning towards Sucky Treats, myself. A very pivotal and important toon for many reasons. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 00:01, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::'''Sucky Treats'''. -Espemon333
:::::::Hey, Espemon. Just to let you know, this isn't really a vote, but a discussion. For that reason, it's important to give a reason for your opinion. Thanks. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:29, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Oh, well in that case, Sucky Treats is the (don't quote me on this) first interactive Halloween cartoon, and the one of the ones where you can vote, plus the first appearance of the coolest character in the Homestar Runner Universe in a Halloween Cartoon, [[HOMSAR]]!!!!!!!!!!!
:::::::::Actually, Homsar first appeared in the [[homsar]] email. Sorry, just making a little observation there. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 14:40, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::Oops. I meant in a Halloween Cartoon. Sorry. [[User:Espemon333|-Espe Pwnage]] 16:08, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::Actually, Sucky Treats is the first one where he stops making sense, he talked normally in MAM 5.0 and [[homsar]]. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 19:13, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 45]] (Nov 2-8)===
For this week, we should do something we have not done in a long time: a game. I'm thinking maybe [[Kid Speedy]]. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 21:57, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:[[HRWiki:Featured_articles/Archive_5#Week_40.2C_2007|Already been featured]]. Though I would like to see a game get featured. Maybe [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 22:54, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
::If you want to do an older game, [[Awexome Cross]] would be fine candidate. I think I prefer that to Dangerdesque. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 23:44, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:::Dangerdesque is a bit too recent to be featured IMO. Awexome Cross, Pop:Tire, or Duck Guardian One would be excellent candidates for a game feature. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 00:02, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
::::I wouldn't mind Awexome Cross. {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 00:20, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::Oh, dear, I had forgotten about Kid Speedy already being used. Sure, we can do Awexome Cross, I guess. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 00:40, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::I disagree with Dangeresque being too new. By the time November comes around, it should be about a year old and Videlectrix will have made another Roomisode. But I see why you guys want to feature "older" games. I'd like to see Pop:Tire or Awexome. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 11:18, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Well, what if (not right now, of course, but sometime down the line) the next set of dailies for a week was all Dangeresque-themed and we included this into the proceedings? [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 17:09, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Good idea, MHarrington! {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 14:24, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::If we are going to do an old game for that week, maybe we should do Awexome Cross. By November 2-8, it will be ''exactly'' six years and nine months old. {{User:That'sBupkis/sig}} 16:07, 4 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::Yeah... Awexome cross! {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 17:15, 4 September 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 46]] (Nov 9-15)===
For this week, we should do another [[Teen Girl Squad]] character, one who is a staple of the series: [[Arrow'd Guy]]! [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 17:24, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
:I was thinking about doing the [[Monosodium Dreams]], assuming we haven't already done it. {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 14:23, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::What about [[The movie theater]]... [[The battle of Strong Badia]] is also a good one... {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 15:23, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::We have not shown [[Monosodium Dreams]] or [[The Movie Theater]] yet, so why don't we do them in the near future? We could do one next week and then the next one two weeks later, since the week before that is Thanksgiving and I have an idea in mind for that one already. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 16:02, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::::Just a comment: remember we are trying to keep FAS to only 10 weeks ahead. We've been creeping up lately (and I've been guilty of same). {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 19:36, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::Wbwolf's right. We'll go ahead and leave it for now, but let's keep it down to 10 weeks in advance of the current week in the future. Another thing: don't forget that in a discussion, if you propose a new idea after someone else's, you should always respond to the previous one (perhaps giving a reason you think your choice is more suitable). Otherwise, it's not really a discussion, and it's hard to determine where consensus really lies. (Don't forget that this isn't a vote, contrary to what it may seem sometimes.)
:::::As for my opinion: I do think Arrow'd Guy really deserves a turn in the spotlight, particularly because it's been a while since we've had a TGS-related feature. The other two ideas suggested also look deserving, so I suggest we keep them in mind for the near future. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 09:19, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::But wait, wouldn't we have just done TGS 13 for week 39? {{User:Bubs 20X6/sig}} 01:36, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Yes, but that doesn't mean that something like this can't be done for a long time if that's what we go with then. [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 14:47, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Well we did do TGS 13, But Arrow'd Guy works for me. Monosodium, your time to shine comes soon. {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 01:45, 2 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::I'd forgotten we had TGS 13 on the queue. Oh well, I stand corrected. It's still not going to be a problem to do Arrow'd guy this week, though we could delay him if people want to spread out TGS a bit. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:06, 2 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::No, Arrow'd Guy's been delayed ever since we featured [[Whats-Her-Face]]. I think he's waited long enough. Let's do him this week. {{User:That_game_dude386/sig}} 14:43, 2 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::Okay. Seems good. {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 16:18, 4 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::No, he has not been delayed since we featured What's Her Face, as there was only one editor campaigning to feature Arrow'd Guy then. The fact that that editor didn't get what he wanted does not mean that article has been delayed. It's coming exactly on time: When consensus favours it. I.e., this week. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 13:37, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::What I meant is that, after the time of featuring what's-her-face, the idea of featuring him had been tossed around, but ultimately it was decided he was suited for a later period of time (after featuring The Ugly One, a few weeks after a few issues had been featured, etc.). Perhaps he wasn't ''delayed'' for almost a year so much as ''been taken under consideration'' for a year, if you want it in politically correct terms, but the point is that there really isn't much sense in putting off a deserving article any longer than it already has. I'm sorry if I came off as sour, Heimstern, but I feel that this article is in dire need of featuring and shouldn't be denied it merely because another TGS-related article had been featured over two months previously. {{User:That_game_dude386/sig}} 18:44, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::So far, no one seems to have seriously objected to featuring it this week, despite the relatively short gap between this and the last TGS, so I think we're fine. '''I'm''' certainly not going to, since I think TGS is one of the most awesomest things on the site and always like to see more articles about it get featured. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 14:28, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2009, week 47]] (Nov 16-22)===
This week, it's time for a cop-out that was responsible for more confusion than almost any toon before it: [[Sbemailiarized!]]{{User:That_game_dude386/sig}} 14:24, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
:While an interesting article, I think it'd be more suitable for April Fools Day, since it was the basis for 2009's [[April Fool 09|April Fool joke]]. I think we'd need to mention that in the writeup, and that that'd look kind of out-of-place right before Thanksgiving. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 14:43, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
::What about one of last week's suggestions: [[Monosodium Dreams]]. The [[Corpy NT6]] would work too... {{User:LePorello/sig}} 15:31, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

==General discussion==
===Daily Featured Blocks (On Occasion)===
In order to make daily featured articles for one week, create pages like:

*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 1]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 2]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 3]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 4]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 5]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 6]]</nowiki>
*<nowiki>[[HRWiki:Featured article for 2005, week 50, day 0]]</nowiki> (redirect day 7 to this)

[[Category:Featured article maintenance|Selection]]

Talk:You know, the kind

LePorello — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 17:21:02 GMT

LePorello: i vote

{{ttbd}}
== Too general, maybe? ==

There's something I don't really like about this page. I mean, it fits the word running gag template, it have enough appearances... but I don't think the sentences are unique enough. What I mean is that Strong Bad talk in a certain way, and therefor uses certain words more then others and this seems to be just part of his regular speech. There is nothing special about it. Try to think of something ''you'' say every once in a while and see that everybody does it. It's like making a page for every time Strong Bad say "ohh" (which should have more appearances then this). {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 05:39, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
: Yep, I really disliked the idea. No offense, but I say this every day. You know, the kind of thing that is a mundane phrase. I think it is used in places where it makes sense. If [[definitely]] was deleted, then this has got to go. (Right now this is where I expect some IP genius to come in yelling: A SPOON! IT'S A SPOON! But that page is on its deathbed, anyway.) --[[User:Jellote|Jellote wuz here]] 13:24, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
::This does seem like a really generic phrase to me. (You know, the kind that doesn't make a good article.) All jesting aside, there's just nothing that seems particularly noteworthy about the way SB uses the phrase "You know, the kind...". {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 13:41, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
:::It's a pattern that TBC use for jokes, in particular for Strong Bad. Maybe they don't know they use it, and do it subconsciously. I actually suspect that's the case, and that's what makes this article interesting to me. I noticed it the day before yesterday as I was watching [[modeling]], and out of curiosity I did a search to see how often the phrase was used. When the results turned out to be in the double digits, it was an obvious next step to list them in an article. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:38, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
::::I'm inclined to agree with idc. The first three sentences of his post are exactly what I thought when I saw the page. Good article. (Y'know, the kind that we should '''kee'''—aw, forget it)-[[Special:Contributions/128.103.10.119|128.103.10.119]] 15:54, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
::::Idc: I agree with you that it's a pattern. That's exactly what I said - It's just how he talks. Everyone does it. But there is no correlation between pattern and page making. The examples in this page are not particularly funny, and they are not used in an unsual ways. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 05:13, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::Whether the examples are funny or unusual is a matter of opinion, and I disagree on both counts. Furthermore, there is no "just how Strong Bad talks". He's fictional. TBC write his lines. The patterns they use are noteworthy, and there's very much a correlation between those patterns and the articles we make. This article is an analysis of their humor that several readers have stated they find interesting. It's complete to date and easy enough to maintain, and I see no particular reason not to keep it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:54, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::I never really noticed the pattern until this article compiled the references. I think it's an interesting enough speech pattern to keep track of. It's a neat and humorous way to explain/describe something. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 06:03, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::::I really don't see how this page is so unique. It's just like, you know, the kind of page that's just too general. I say this frequently, and I don't see why it's so unique to the Homestar Runner Universe. But in their defense, I guess [[Mashing]] would be a sort of the same thing... {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 06:06, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::::I really don't see how this phrase is so general. It's four very specific words. In addition, the words themselves, while ordinary out of context, are just the fulcrum of the joke. It's the things that come after "you know" that are ridiculous and that no one would have been expected to have had in mind already. I mean, "You know, the kind that are only sorta hot so they don't mess around with other guys." That's comedy gold. I've refined the intro a bit to highlight why the construction makes a funny joke. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:24, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::Yeah, definite keep after intro clarification. -[[Special:Contributions/128.103.10.119|128.103.10.119]] 16:04, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::I was going to vote to keep it anyway, and that decision has been solidified by the intro clarification. It's, you know, the kind that makes me spurt half an Arnold Palmer out my nose before passing out. '''Keep!''' {{User:LePorello/sig}} 17:21, 6 September 2009 (UTC)

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LePorello — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:07:47 GMT

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Black Market

LePorello — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:52:35 GMT

LePorello: /* Appearances */ kelsey GRAMMAR fix

{{tbd}}
[[File:The Black Market.PNG|thumb|220px|"Totally legit-looking stuff!"]]

The '''black market''' is where goods are illegally bought and sold in the Homestar Runner universe. It is located at the back of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. [[Bubs]] sells his unlicensed [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] merchandise from there, as well as weapons and other assorted items.

==Known Items Sold==
*Strong Bad ointment
*The Cheat notepads
*Strong Bad "winter hats"
*Strong Bad piñatas
*Flamethrower that shoots throwing stars
*Pottery shard (from [[Homsar Reservation]])

==Appearances==
*Email [[licensed]] — Bubs is selling Strong Bad merchandise, such as [[Ointment and Old Person Rub|ointment]] and piñatas, from the black market.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad has to trade [[Strong Sad]]'s pretendix to Bubs via the black market in order to obtain an inventory item.

[[Category:Places]]

Black Market

LePorello — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:51:40 GMT

LePorello: OK, lets just make it about the place. is this better?

{{tbd}}
[[File:The Black Market.PNG|thumb|220px|"Totally legit-looking stuff!"]]

The '''black market''' is where goods are illegally bought and sold in the Homestar Runner universe. It is located at the back of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. [[Bubs]] sells his unlicensed [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] merchandise from there, as well as weapons and other assorted items.

==Known Items Sold==
*Strong Bad ointment
*The Cheat dolls
*Strong Bad "winter hats"
*Strong Bad piñatas
*Flamethrower that shoots throwing stars
*Pottery shard (from [[Homsar Reservation]])

==Appearances==
*Email [[licensed]] — Bubs is selling Strong Bad merchandise (such as [[Ointment and Old Person Rub|ointment]] and piñatas from the black market behind his concession stand)
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad has to trade [[Strong Sad]]'s pretendix to Bubs via the black market in order to obtain an inventory item.

[[Category:Places]]

Talk:Black Market

LePorello — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:48:49 GMT

LePorello: /* Delete? */ try. wet. cod.

{{ttbd}}

== Delete? ==
As much as I think that this article is well written and researched, I think the creator was mistaken in categorizing it. When Bubs said "This is the black market", I don't think he meant that this place is a black marketplace. He was referring to the ''concept'' of black market. Now, if this is a concept and not a place, this the article inclusion guidlines now states that more then one reference is not enough. It needs to be more then 5 for this common real-world concept. As it stands right now, the article lists 4 references, which is plainly not enough.
I stress again the article looks great now. But unless someone shows that black markets are more prevalent in Homestar Runner, I think the article have to go. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 19:40, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
:First of all, I could hear the argument for it being a place in both licensed and SBTF. Secondly, with 4 references, which is only one less than 5, I think this article is interesting enough to be worth bending the guideline a bit, though i think it should have separate sections for THE black market that is the place at back of bubs's and the black market which is the concept of illegal business. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:29, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
::OK, I've updated the page and tried to clarify the difference between concept and place. Just wasn't sure what to do with the category. Tell me if the page is better now. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 12:11, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:: You've done well, LePorello, but this is still a train wreck. You just made it a train wreck with chracter and dignity. I suggest we throw out Peasant's Quest and just make the article about Bubs' market. The PQ thing was just a throw-away gag, related to this concept as much as an elephant is related to a bull. Same general idea, but not close enough to merge. '''Throw away PQ''' and ''then'' '''keep'''. In that order. Would that make it better, or worse? Or... neither? --[[User:Jellote|Jellote wuz here]] 12:49, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::OK, I'll try that. Might work better. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 22:48, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Black Market

LePorello — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:11:35 GMT

LePorello: /* Delete? */ update of page

Black Market

LePorello — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:10:05 GMT

LePorello: updated page to clarify the concept and location, as mentioned in the talk page - just not sure what to do with category.

{{tbd}}
[[File:The Black Market.PNG|thumb|220px|"Totally legit-looking stuff!"]]

The '''black market''' is how goods are illegally sold in the Homestar Runner universe. There are known branches of it in [[Free Country, USA]] and [[Peasantry]] (or thereabouts), and it was also mentioned in one of the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque films]].

==Bubs' Black Market==
The most notable black market location is at the back of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. [[Bubs]] sells his unlicensed [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] merchandise from there, as well as weapons and other assorted items.

==Known Items Sold by Bubs==
*Strong Bad ointment
*The Cheat dolls
*Strong Bad "winter hats"
*Strong Bad piñatas
*Flamethrower that shoots throwing stars
*Pottery shard (from [[Homsar Reservation]])

==Appearances==
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — When examining the baby, the description says "No wonder they fetch such a pretty penny on the black market."
*Email [[licensed]] — Bubs is selling Strong Bad merchandise (such as [[Ointment and Old Person Rub|ointment]] and piñatas from the black market behind his concession stand.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad has to trade [[Strong Sad]]'s pretendix to Bubs via the black market in order to obtain an inventory item.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — [[Perducci]] mentions hiring thieves to steal priceless art to sell on the black market.

[[Category:Places]]

Talk:On Break

LePorello — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 11:54:33 GMT

LePorello: /* The Sausage Race */ minor leagues

== smells like dead what now? ==

can anyone tell what the last 2 words in the easter egg conversation are? -- [[User:Neumannz|Neumannz]] 06:29, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Danzut? That's the only thing I can think of, but I've never been to Turkey, so I don't know if it smells bad or not.
:It sounds like "dead-zuh" to me. Or possibly "deadzert". You know, like "dessert", only dead. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 06:38, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
::I don't know why, but I heard "tion". like air condi"tion" pronounced shun.--{{User:Crudely Drawn Cupcake/sig}} 13:16, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
::I heard "dim sum" which would correlate with Coach Z's "kimchi." ---Ransom (--[[Special:Contributions/68.123.102.158|68.123.102.158]] 02:25, 25 August 2009 (UTC))
:::My take was "desert" (vs. "dessert"), but that too doesn't make any sense. But surely there's something better than "zut." I mean, Occam's razor, amiright? [[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 14:19, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

== Ppice ==

How do we know it's a goof? Maybe Bubs ran out of r's. Don't forget the Conces5ion Stand. [[Special:Contributions/121.209.148.49|121.209.148.49]] 07:59, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:It's clearly a cloth sign with the letters printed on. You can't "run out" in such an instance.
:On the other hand, I do agree. Perhaps move it to Remarks if TBC don't fix it within a couple days. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 08:02, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
::Maybe it was painted on. Maybe TBC deliberately did that and had Bubs "forget" the R's tail--[[User:Dollaroo|Dollaroo]] 16:46, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:::I thought the PP was connected to P^2. -[[Special:Contributions/132.183.140.243|132.183.140.243]] 17:25, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
::::I thought that too. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:56, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::I, however, think that's kind of a reach. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:44, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

==Not sure where to put this...==
Strong Bad says himself, Homestar and Coach Z are all fully grown. [[User:Strong Intelligent|SI.com!]]
:Sounds like something that could be mentioned on [[Characters' Ages]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 08:22, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

== Smoking Crayon ==

In the first scene, before Coach Z walks up, the crayon Strong Bad smokes (or pretends to smoke) is emitting smoke like a real cigaret. However, as soon as Strong Bad points out it's fake, there is no more smoke to be seen. Should this be noted as a goof, a trivia or just in the script? --[[User:Cass from Germany|Cass from Germany]] 09:52, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:Furthermore, the crayon disappears altogether as the toon progresses even further. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 09:54, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
::Quit likely that he puts it back into hammerspace. Not sure about the smoke though --[[User:ftr|ftr]]

== The Sausage Race ==

The thing where the mascots run around the field seems to be a reference to the Miller Park (Milwaukee baseball) race where various hot dogs, sausages, etc. run a lap around the field. I'd put the reference up myself, but I don't have the time to look stuff up.
:They have mascot races at just about every baseball park. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 12:06, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
::Not at [[Wikipedia:Busch Stadium|mine]]. At least, not to my knowledge. {{User:Neox/sig}} 00:59, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
:::The only two Major League Baseball stadiums that have mascot races to the best of my knowledge (and I'm a pretty big baseball fan) are the Sausage Race at Miller Park (Milwaukee Brewers), and the President Race at Nationals Park (Washington Nationals), which, given it's a relatively new team and stadium, was clearly based on the much older Sausage Race. Both are already mentioned in the fun facts, as well. -{{User:YK/sig}} 01:17, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
::::Nonsense. There's the Dot Race (Texas Rangers), the bottle race (Tampa Bay Rays), the condiments race (no really; Kansas City Royals), the tools race (Atlanta Braves), and maybe more. Even more clubs have races on the video board only (and a lot of the live races originated in video form). I would have linked a third one, but those two Wikipedia pages are the only ones on the subject I found. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:47, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::Also, there's hot dog races at Progressive Field (Cleveland Indians) and Citi Field (New York Mets, and this one makes a lot of sense, seeing as Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs are sponsors of the Mets, along with many other teams.)--[[User:VmKid|VmKid]] 13:39, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::Don't forget all the minor league teams that have mascot races. I live about 10-15 minutes from New Britain Stadium (New Britain Rock Cats, double-A affiliate of Minnesota Twins) and they always have some sort of race. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 11:54, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

== the Bumbling Mascot Race Around The Field! ==

Anyone notice that strong bad doesn't close his face door thingie when they do the bumbling mascot race around the field?--{{User:Crudely Drawn Cupcake/sig}} 13:21, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:I noticed that. Also that it changes sides whenever Strong Bad turns around so that it's always "upstage" to the viewer. And that the clown frill and tie had to be moved lower down when compared to its original appearence in [[part-time job]] so that the door thingie could fit. Don't know if any of these are quite worth mentioning on the page, though. --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 13:37, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

== Kid Quote. ==

After listening closely with my Skullcandy's on, I think the kid says "mommy, I can't see" [[Special:Contributions/168.179.160.72|168.179.160.72]] 14:21, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

== "Chase" Music ==
Just so there isn't a big debate over this... the song sung while the mascots run around the field ISN'T "Yakety Sax", the theme from Benny Hill. This is a piece of music called "Bond Street" (I believe?) composed by Burt Bacharach for the 1967 version of 'Casino Royale'. As I noted in my edit, this is the same music used for Stewie's "sexy parties". -Steve
:Not even close. "Bond Street" does not sound like that; it has a slower tempo and sounds like an ersatz Bond theme (which, it is). The song in the short is clearly "Yakety Sax" (or attempt to recreate it there of). {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 15:34, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:[[YouTube:spz8_rpE0e0|"Yakety Sax"]]
:[[YouTube:MDX5c3nXexc|Sexy party clip]] Definitely not "Bond Street" {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 15:46, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
::The melody of the two is pretty close. But different enough to count. And "Bond Street" is not the song known for "silly" chases. It's clearly "Yakety Sax". --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:02, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:::I don't really see the resemblance to Yakety Sax. I think I've heard something that went along with this toon somewhere in the Homstar Runner Universe, actually, but it's vague, and maybe it's not Homestar Runner-related at all. {{User:Soiled Bargains/sig}} 21:15, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
::::I really don't see how there is an arguement over this. It is clearly meant to at least sound like Yakety Sax, seeing as how it is played when a bunch of characters are running around. [[User:Monkeytender|Monkeytender]] 21:49, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::I definitely hear reference to "Yakety Sax" (i didn't know it was called that until today), especially in the second half of the first line and the first half of the second line. outside of that is a bit more vague, but since that is a random chase song, i think it was the intention. what really had me confused was why tbc were talking after the toon and after the easter egg. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 21:54, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::I've heard this song before, it's a -version- of Yakkety Sax that's actually noticeably different from the usual version, that tends to be used more in this setting. Compare the version heard in "Close-up animals with a wide-angle lens" from South Park. Really most of the notes are different, but it progresses so similarly.

== Pickle? ==
Should we change the wording for the explanation of kimchi? I think the term "pickle" may confuse others into thinking that kimchi is a Korean cucumber even though it's actually pickled vegetables.--[[User:Dollaroo|Dollaroo]] 16:30, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:To most people, a "pickle" means "pickled vegetables", e.g. branston pickle, picallili (spelling?) etc. I think it's clear enough as it is. -[[User:Ftr|Ftr]]
::That's not true. Pretty much everyone i know, myself included uses "pickles" to mean the cucumbered variety. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 06:27, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
:::"Pickle" meaning cucumber style is mostly North American usage (even though there are things like pickled okra etc.). Pickle meaning any pickled veg is more usual in Europe and Australia. The clarification is fine now. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 13:49, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

== Child's Voice ==
Anyone maybe got any info on where the child's voice came from? It sounds surprisingly like a real child, which would imply that the source is one of the "Little Girls," but I think it's also possible that it could have been Matt sped up. If the voice *is* someone other than Matt, that would be interesting, and would merit mentioning in the article. [[Special:Contributions/66.32.126.171|66.32.126.171]] 14:36, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
:It could possibly be Matt and missy's son
::It could possibly be any kid in the greater atlanta area. Or it could possibly be matt sped up. Or mike. Or a sound clip taken from somewhere else. There's really no way to know. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:52, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
:::They usually reveal these kinds of things in DVD commentaries. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 23:35, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
::::For the record: Matt's not married to Missy, Mike is; and Matt and Mike both have one daughter; neither of them has a son. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 23:46, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::Does it bother anyone else that we keep this close track of people's lives that we're bound to never meet?
::::::The same way everyone keeps track of anyone famous. Those are what paparazzi, tabloids, and celebrity news shows like TMZ are for! It just a part of life to know exactly what everyone else is doing!....... Yeah, it does kinda bother me.--[[User:Dollaroo|Dollaroo]] 14:54, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Moving back on topic, to me it sounds like they sped up Matt's voice. The quality is kinda poor, which, in my experience, always occurs whenever you speed up a sound clip. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:00, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::if you speed up a sound clip like that, it sounds like a [[Wikipedia:Alvin and the Chipmunks|chipmunk]]. i guess that's possible; it's really too short for me to pick up on it. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 19:11, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::That could very well be Matt. I took a clip of the child, played it back at about 75%, and it sounds unmistakably like [[Strong Sad]]. {{User:That'sBupkis/sig}} 10:54, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

== Smoker ==
* Although Strong Bad denies being a smoker, he's been seen to smoke a cigar in Store Thank You Message.
Is this necessary? My dad has smoked a cigar before, but he's not a smoker!--{{User:Crudely Drawn Cupcake/sig}} 22:45, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
: The Cheat, ANOTHER ezpensive light, please. --[[User:Jellote|Jellote wuz here]] 23:14, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
::My experiences on the topic are: just b/c you see someone smoking once doesn't mean they're a smoker. If you see them smoking on two different occasions, then you can infer that the person is a smoker. Since we've only actually ''seen'' strong bad smoking once, my vote is '''remove'''. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 23:17, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
::: The store messages aren't the same kind of canon as toons, in my opinion. I also tend to agree with cupcake; I know lots of people (both real and fictional characters) who enjoy a cigar once in a blue moon but don't habitually smoke cigarettes. Still, I'm not sure it's not remarkable. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:21, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
::::I think it should stay. While what has been said is true, the fact as reads is also true. We're not inferring that SB is or isn't a smoker, we're just noting that he doesn't identify one while also noting that he has indeed been seen smoking at least once. -[[Special:Contributions/128.103.10.135|128.103.10.135]] 02:35, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
::::: He doesn't say he was a frequent smoker, just that he does. Not nessisarily meaning often. --[[User:Jellote|Jellote wuz here]] 15:30, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::Although SB dosen't blame the Squeak for the Cheating on his news years resolution. {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 23:16, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::I think it's notable, but I don't think the Store Thank You Message is the only place he's seen [[smoking]]. So maybe reword it, to say that he's been seen on several occasions with a cigarette/cigar/pipe/whatever. {{User:Compgrl323/sig}} 20:15, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

== Um, GRAVY Go Nuts U.? ==

Am I the only one who thinks it sounds like Homestar, at the end of his Fresh Orientation, says "'''G! G!''' N! U!"? It wouldn't make any sense—aside, you know, from Homestar getting things randomly wrong—but I've been playing it back over and over and I swear the two letters sound identical. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 14:36, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
: I heard TGNU even after looking at the atricle. I guess he could be saying GGNU, but one thing is sure: he doesn't spell it right.--[[User:Jellote|Jellote wuz here]] 15:30, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
::Given that we have two conflicting ideas of what he says and the fact that i hear nothing out of the ordinary, it seems clear that the first sound is just a bit hard to hear. That is far from being "sure he doesn't spell it right." Seems like people reaching for a mistake that isn't there. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:44, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

== TSquared ==

Isn't it a little suspicious that P-Squared and TSquared sound alike? Also, I learned from an interview that TSquared got his nickname from his name (Tom Taylor).
:______-squared is a common joke often used by people who don't understand how exponents work to indicate something times two. I doubt it's a reference to any one person who used that joke. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:08, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
::I think T stands for Trouble. Right here on our wiki. That's Trouble with a capital T (and that rhymes with P and that stands for Pom Pom). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:10, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
:::Gotta find a way to keep the young folk moral after school!! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 20:03, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
::TTATOT {{User:Strong Vader/sig}} 01:41, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Additionally, Strong Sad has been named [[boring (really)#Easter Eggs|S-Squared]] at least once before. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:18, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
:::It's Dot Com: I also saw an interview where TSquared revealed that he got his nickname from Tom Taylor. I think it was X-Play.
::::Dot Com, every time I see that, I crack up! Obviously I'm not the only one who has seen/heard about The Music Man. {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 23:18, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::Anonny, [[Special:Contributions/68.48.14.26|you already said that]]. Dot Com, I almost created a "favorite quotes by wiki users" on my user page for that. very creative. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 23:45, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

== Wait. ==

Strong Bad QUIT his job in [[part-time job]]. {{User:Neox/sig}} 01:17, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:Guess he must have gone back to work for Bubs since then. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:20, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

== Thunder and Burgers? ==

I might be hearing things, but during the BurgerTime easter egg, one of those guys kinda drifted off the theme song into that Julius Fučík march "[[Wikipedia: Thunder and Blazes|Entrance of the Gladiators]]". You know, the one everyone associates with circuses and clowns and stuff? Anyone else thinking that? :[[Special:Contributions/98.204.218.166|98.204.218.166]] 04:48, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:Nope. I've heard the music. It goes just as Mike and Matt did it. {{User:That'sBupkis/sig}} 11:16, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

User:LePorello

LePorello — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:52:31 GMT

LePorello: /* My Proudest HRWiki Moments (and other stuff) */

<big><big><big>HALDO EVERYPEOPLES!</big></big></big> 
== About Me ==
----
=== A Wikiday Greeting ===

Haldo!

My name's Matt, but you can call me LePorello. I joined the wiki on December 30 of 2005, which was the first day I found out that anonymous editing and new user registration had been re-implanted.

=== How I Got My Username ===

If you have to go here to figure this [[Quote of the Week|out]], you '''must''' have crap for brains. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], [[The Sneak]] is called "the [[Strong Man]]'s Leporello." (Sorry, it's not French!)

=== Personal Crap ===

As mentioned above, my name's Matt. I'm 17 years old and a big sports enthusiast, among other things. I live in Bristol, Connecticut, and am going into my senior year in high school. I love football and baseball, designing board games, and computer games, which is part of how Homestar came to me. Oh, and my birfday is December 10.

=== My Introduction to Homestar ===

Sometime in late June/early July of [[The Cheat|'05]] (I'm not sure which, but [[modeling]] was the newest [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] at the time), my [[Trogador|friends]] Jacob, Zach, and Matt told me about the site. I was hooked. My first SBEmail (and the first thing I watched on the site) was [[virus]]. My first [[bottom 10|game]] was [[TROGDOR!]]

The next day, I looked all over for the site. I (embarrassingly) [[japanese cartoon|typed]] in the wrong [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough|URL]] several times before reaching the site. It took me a while to start watching the [[Toons|'toons]]. I only started when, while surfing [http://www.fark.com fark.com], I found [[Cool Things]]. (The description was "Strong Sad gets lucky".) I've been all over the site ever since.

=== My Introduction to the HRWiki ===

I don't know how long I had been on the site for when my [[Homestar Presents: Presents|sister]] started playing [[Peasant's Quest]]. She was stumped, so we Googled "peasant's quest walkthrough" and were brought here. I liked the site, so I looked up the URL and have been here ever since. I, however, decided to google "hr wiki" to get here and ended up at [[User:Venusy|Venusy's user page]]. My first edit (anonymously, of course) was the only goof for [[flag day]]. The day I planned to become a user was, however, the first day anonymous editing and new user registration were down. My waiting paid off and I am now a user.

=== Unscripted Hiatus ===

For about 3 years, I just stopped going onto H*R and the wiki. I have no idea how this happened. I just forgot about it, and eventually, I adjusted to life without Homestar.

=== Triumphant-ish Return ===

In February 2009, I was at a birthday party when a friend started talking about the site (someone had started singing "Trogdor"). I mentioned my hiatus and he gave me a brief description of [[email thunder]]. I stored this in my mind until May, when I started playing [[Peasant's Quest]] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]] again. Towards the end of June, I watched [[email thunder]], before going off on a short-term missions trip in Hartford. When I returned, [[hremail 3184]] had been released, and I spent an evening watching many SBEmails that I had missed. I'm glad to be back.

=== My Personal Favorite Homestar Stuff ===
[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Oh, this thing is so cute. I want one.]]
*Fave [[Old-Timey]] [[Characters|Character]] — [[The Sneak]]
*Fave Present-Day Character — [[Homsar]]
*Fave [[20X6]] Character — [[Stinkoman]]
*Fave Other Character — The Cheat-Bot
*Fave [[Toons|Big Toon]] — [[Cool Things]]
*Fave Short — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Song — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Halloween Toon — [[Main Page|3]][[3 Times Halloween Funjob| Times Halloween Funjob]]
*Fave [[Decemberween]] Toon — [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Fave Other-Holiday Toon — [[Happy Trogday]]
*Fave [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] Toon — [[Everybody to the Limit]]
*Fave [[Games|Game]] — [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*Fave [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] — [[alternate universe]], [[hremail 3184]]
*Fave [[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote — VikingGuitar metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 music
*Fave Non-[[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough|—]] "Please don't dig up the grave." by [[Strong Bad]] from [[replacement]]
*Fave H*R Place — [[Club Technochocolate]]
*Fave Thing That Isn't Already a [[replacement|Fave]] — [[Ballad of The Sneak]]

==== My Favorite User Quotes ====

*Homework...invented by someone who didn't have to do it. [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]
*I've got half a mind to get the other half of my mind back. [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
*It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians... [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
*There are two reasons I hate Valentine's Day. It used to be a holiday of love, a day of caring for the one you appreciated more than anyone else. Now it's just a commercial holiday used for selling crappily manufactured stuffed animals and heart-shaped candies that taste like chalk. Ew. And...I don't have a Valentine. So sad. [[User:Teh Frossty One|Teh Frossty One]]
*I feel like a bee in a broccoli.......wait— [[User:Seriously|Seriously]]
*Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick. [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|Thesmokingmonkey]]
*Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow. [[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

MORE TO COME

=== My Proudest H*R Moments ===

*Beating Stinkoman 20X6 (v7) without getting a Game Over![[Image:Level_7_after_boss.PNG|thumb|right|YOUR BOSS A SPLODE!!!!!]]

=== My Proudest HRWiki Moments (and other stuff) ===

*Transcribing the easter eggs for [[narrator]].
*Being one of several users to attack the Dr. Who vandal on 2/9/2006.
*Being first to discover the Quote of the Week for The Jolly Dumple.
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent Changes Patrol]](also on 2/9/2006).
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming Committee]] on 2/12/2006.
*Correctly guessing [[User:Ookelaylay|Ookeylaylay]]'s Spanish quote several times.
*Winning [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]'s "Homsar Bandit Award" on 2/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]] on 2/23/2006.
*Awarding a Defender of the Wiki award to both [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] and [[User:Beat|Beat]] after a Dr. Who attack on 3/5/2006.
*Creating the article [[Puking]] on 3/6/2006.
*Joining the [[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]] on 3/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Hip Hop Dance Visuals]] on 3/21/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.weirdalforum.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Weird Al Wiki] on 4/23/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.idiotsite.com/wlwiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Whose Line is it Anyway? Wiki] on 6/15/2006.
*Creating the article [[Westerburg]] on 8/22/2009.
*Winning [[User:Movie magic man|Movie magic man]]'s userpage game on 8/22/2009.
*Creating the article [[Black Market]] on 8/27/2009.

==== <s>Crispety Cookety</s> Vandalism Log ====
Vandalism log: This page has been vandalized ''8'' times.

I was originally ticked off at having my page vandalized, but then I realized that it means that the vandal is ticked off at you. Which is a good thing, right?

=== Who the Crap am I? ===

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http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestar.jpg 
[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]</center>

Apologies to [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] for swiping your section title.

=== Never Fear, I Know How To Fix Your Userbox! ===
These are my userboxes. Enjoy!
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=== Stuff I Like ===
Just some non-H*R-related stuff I like.

==== T-TV, TV Shows ====

[[Wikipedia:NCIS (TV series)|NCIS]] 
[[Wikipedia:NUMB3RS|Numb3rs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line is it Anyway?]] 
[[Wikipedia:Extreme Makeover: Home Edition|Extreme Makeover: Home Edition]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Daily Show|The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Colbert Report|The Colbert Report]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monk (TV series)|Monk]] 
[[Wikipedia:Psych|Psych]] 
[[Wikipedia:Chuck (TV series)|Chuck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Leverage (TV series) |Leverage]]

==== Movies ====

[[Wikipedia:Airplane!|Airplane!]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (all three)]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Rookie (2002 film)|The Rookie]] 
[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|Spaceballs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dead Poets Society|Dead Poets Society]] 
[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars (all six)]] 
[[Wikipedia:Paycheck (film)|Paycheck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dave (film)|Dave]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride (film)|The Princess Bride]]

==== These Are Some Websites! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com Games!] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com More games!] 
[http://www.freegamesnews.com Even more games!] 
[http://www.fark.com Weird yet true news! (And some H*R stuff!)] 
[http://www.abstractfonts.com/ Free fonts!] 
[http://home.datacomm.ch/marco.fernando/fla/bozzetto/olympics.swf This cool toon.] 
[http://www.ziplo.com/grandpa.htm A country singer with ''way'' too much free time.] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com H*R! (Duh.)] 
And obviously [[Main Page|this wiki]]. Double Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!

==== Play These Games! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com/heli2.htm Heli Attack 2] 
[http://www.miniclip.com/heliattack3.htm Heli Attack 3] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/jeditrainer.html Jedi Trainer] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/tanks.html Tanks] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html TROGDOR!] (Burninate baby!) 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html Stinkoman 20X6] (This game is awexome!)

==== Bookazon.com's Best Selections ====

[[Wikipedia:Stormbreaker (novel)|Stormbreaker]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Point Blanc|Point Blanc]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Skeleton Key|Skeleton Key]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Eagle Strike|Eagle Strike]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Scorpia|Scorpia]] 
[[Wikipedia:Ark Angel|Ark Angel]]

==== Battle of the Non-Crappy Bands ====

[[Wikipedia:Relient K|Relient K]] 
[[Wikipedia:Steven Curtis Chapman|Steven Curtis Chapman]] 
[[Wikipedia:Casting Crowns|Casting Crowns]] 
[[Wikipedia:Mercy Me|MercyMe]] 
[[Wikipedia:Bon Jovi|Bon Jovi]] 
[[Wikipedia:Journey (band)|Journey]] 
[[Wikipedia:Nickelback|Nickelback]] 
[[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen|Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band]]

[[HRWiki:Featured Article Selection|<big>MORE ST</big><big>FF</big>T OOCME]]

== Sort-of-Fun Facts ==
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Here are some facts that may or may not be fun to you. Take your pick.

=== Experimental Can ===
And now, the moment you haven't been waiting for — a parody of "Experimental Film." It is called "Experimental Can." Here are the lyrics, and by the way, '''no stealing my idea.''' If you do, I will turn you over to a cut-off-your-toes-style collections agency. And the IRS.

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can 
I’m chuggin’ it down and burping up 
And up and up and up the drink

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

I don’t really know what happens 
At the parties where your can a splodes 
I don’t know what makes your can a splode 
‘Cause you don’t shake it up at all

What’s in this experimental can? 
Well, nobody knows just what it is 
And I just know the stuff inside a splodes 
In ''la'' experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Thank you! Thank you! [[Fonts|Bravo!]] Encore! Encore! Arriba! Arriba! So, that's Experimental Can to you too. Whatever.

=== Top Ten List ===
And now, for your non-entertainment pleasure: my Top Ten list! It's simply titled "Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School." So sit back, relax, and hope you enjoy the show.

Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School"

10.Whatever you think is not important will always be on the test.

9. If you change your answer on a quiz, the other answer will always be the right one.

8. The pop quiz will be on the chapter you didn't read for homework last night.

7. The dog didn't ''really'' eat your homework.

6. The teacher will be so busy chewing you out for being 30 seconds late to class that she won't notice other students come in 5 minutes late.

5. You'll be the one caught with the passed note.

4. When you blow off studying for a test because you think that there will be a snow day tomorrow, you'll have school.

3. When you cram past midnight for a test, you'll have a snow day the next day.

2. When you ask your teacher about your test grade, he'll find something else worth taking a point off for.

1. The one test you ace, everyone else aces. The one test you fail, everyone else aces.

== To Everyone (Yes, Everyone) ==
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=== Latin Translations: Archive ===

Due to the fact that I stopped taking Latin 3 years ago (only took it in middle school), I am halting production of Latin Translation 1.00. This section is preserved as an archive.

Congraturation to all who solved the Latin translations! (Winners have a The Cheat-Bot!)

Solvers Hall of Fame:
*[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Has Matt?|Egitne Mattius?]] (sex tempi)
*[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]] (unus tempus)
*[[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]] (unus tempus)

Quotes Archive:

#[[Strong Bad]]: Si placet sepulcrum non confodetis. (Please don't dig up the grave.) From [[replacement]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Dubito. Pellui. (I doubt it. I drove). From [[The Interview]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Homsar]] Pen Puppet (said by [[Strong Bad]]): Persicorum superbia erat! ('Twas the pride of the peaches!) From [[interview]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Gratias. Adipiscis! (Thanks. You win!) From [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Coach Z]]: Vir novus sum! (I'm a new man!) From [[other days]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Senex carus, concludes! Amicus tuus, Validus Malus. (Dear oldie, shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad.) From [[Halloween Fairstival]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]: Ubi phasmatis est? (Where's the ghost?) From [[That A Ghost]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Malus sum. (I'm evil.) From [[different town]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Deceptus non mortuus est, laetus sum Deceptus non mortuus est. (The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.) From [[caper]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Homsar]]: Delectatio aetatis est. (Now this is the thrill of a lifetime.) From [[Happy T]] easter egg. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Et subuculae suae nullae accommodant. (And none of his shirts fit me.) From [[2 years]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Saltutatus viro viro computatoris agimus! (Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!) From [[virus]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Quid fautae feminae vellent vero est aliqui IGNISOFFICINI!!! (What the lady fans really want is some PYROTECHNICS!!!) From [[lady fan]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Omnes thaleri dulci aliqui vel crustiae futurae velletis frausatis. (Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.) From [[rock opera]] (and its easter egg). Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Terrae Longe? Castra Ductus Barbarus? Lacus Piscis? (Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake?) From [[anything]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Mad]]: CITHARAM NON VELLEO CENO! (I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!) From [[haircut]]. Solved by [[Image:Hsrlogo_small.jpg|29px]][[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]][[User_talk:Nckinfn04| Unum]][[Special:Contributions/Nckinfn04| tempum]][[Special:Emailuser/Nckinfn04| Habes!]]
#[[What's Her Face]]: Zeassulas in caelo habent spero! (I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!) From [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: In, vir, ternos novissimos anni dedisti! (You got me this for like the last three years, man!) From [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Forsitan picturam puellam pulchram misit. (Maybe he sent me a picture of a hot girl.) From [[lunch special]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Senor Cardgage]]: Unus prandium emptorabit dixit. (One o' them said they'd buy me lunch.) From [[Senor Mortgage]]. Solved by [[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]].

=== A Quiz!!!! ===

A [[Homestar Quiz]] For You! (Possible answers in [[dragon|parentheses]] and separated by commas)

1. In the loading screen for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], which letter in the word "loading" is tilted? (O,A,D,N)

2. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], what punctuation mark is after the word "PROHIBITION" on Boss Tweed's leg? (?,!,.,no punctuation mark)

3. What color is [[The Sneak]]? (black, yellow, brown, unknown)

4. How many ice cubes are in [[Strong Sad]]'s glass at the opening of [[Experimental Film]]? (2,3,4,5)

5. In [[rock opera]], what number is on [[Tompkins]]' shirt? (0,1,8,125)

6. What color is the sky when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] goes [[Lowercase i's|back]] to [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]'s house in [[Cool Things]]? (blue,pink,gray,purple)

7. In [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]], how many times does [[Bubs]] say "The end"? (13,15,17,21)

8. In [[Cool Things]], which word is underlined on the "Under Old Management" sign on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] returns his [[User:Homsarroks|cool]] shades? (under,old,management,none of them)

9. What does the "loading" screen read in [[Experimental Film]]? (loading,comin' up,gettin' ready,wait a minute)

10. How many evaporating clouds are in Level 6.1 of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]? (35,44,49,58)

Answers: 1-D, 2-?, 3-yellow, 4-4, 5-1, 6-purple, 7-13, 8-old, 9-comin' up, 10-49.

Thank You!

== In Closing ==
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Special Thanks to {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} for creating my totally awexome sig!

P.S. Try and find all 15 easter eggs on this page! If you succeed, talk to me about it!

Crapfully, 
{{User:LePorello/sig}}

What are you doing down here? The page ended up there! [[Special:Random|Go away!]]

Black Market

LePorello — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 05:00:58 GMT

LePorello: quick little thing

[[Image:blkmarkt.png|thumb|right|220px|"Totally legit-looking stuff!"]]

The '''black market''' is where goods are illegally sold in the Homestar Runner universe. One notable black market location is at the back of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]; [[Bubs]] sells his unlicensed [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] merchandise from there, as well as weapons and other assorted items.

==Known Items Sold by Bubs==
*Strong Bad ointment
*The Cheat dolls
*Strong Bad "winter hats"
*Strong Bad piñatas
*Flamethrower that shoots throwing stars
*Pottery shard (from Homsar Reservation)

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' [[Peasant's Quest]]: When examining the baby, the description says "No wonder they fetch such a pretty penny on the black market."
*Email [[licensed]]: Bubs is selling Strong Bad merchandise (such as [[Ointment and Old Person Rub|ointment]] and piñatas from the black market behind his concession stand.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]]: Strong Bad has to trade [[Strong Sad]]'s pretendix to Bubs via the black market in order to obtain an inventory item.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]: [[Perducci]] mentions hiring thieves to steal priceless art to sell on the black market.

Black Market

LePorello — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 05:00:38 GMT

LePorello: added incomplete list of sold items - thanks for the tilde TKWSN

[[Image:blkmarkt.png|thumb|right|220px|"Totally legit-looking stuff!"]]

The '''black market''' is where goods are illegally sold in the Homestar Runner universe. One notable black market location is at the back of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]; [[Bubs]] sells his unlicensed [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] merchandise from there, as well as weapons and other assorted items.

==Known Items Sold==
*Strong Bad ointment
*The Cheat dolls
*Strong Bad "winter hats"
*Strong Bad piñatas
*Flamethrower that shoots throwing stars
*Pottery shard (from Homsar Reservation)

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' [[Peasant's Quest]]: When examining the baby, the description says "No wonder they fetch such a pretty penny on the black market."
*Email [[licensed]]: Bubs is selling Strong Bad merchandise (such as [[Ointment and Old Person Rub|ointment]] and piñatas from the black market behind his concession stand.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]]: Strong Bad has to trade [[Strong Sad]]'s pretendix to Bubs via the black market in order to obtain an inventory item.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]: [[Perducci]] mentions hiring thieves to steal priceless art to sell on the black market.

Black Market

LePorello — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:34:45 GMT

LePorello: another new page! - just started it need help on it - also can't get the tilde on the n in pinata

The '''black market''' is where goods are illegally sold in the Homestar Runner universe. One notable black market location is at the back of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]; [[Bubs]] sells his unlicensed [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] merchandise from there, as well as weapons and other assorted items.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' [[Peasant's Quest]]: When examining the baby, the description says "No wonder they fetch such a pretty penny on the black market."
*Email [[licensed]]: Bubs is selling Strong Bad merchandise (such as [[Ointment and Old Person Rub|ointment]] and pinatas from the black market behind his concession stand.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]]: Strong Bad has to trade [[Strong Sad]]'s pretendix to Bubs via the black market in order to obtain an inventory item.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]: [[Perducci]] mentions hiring thieves to steal priceless art to sell on the black market.

User:LePorello

LePorello — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:05:08 GMT

LePorello: /* Battle of the Non-Crappy Bands */

<big><big><big>HALDO EVERYPEOPLES!</big></big></big> 
== About Me ==
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=== A Wikiday Greeting ===

Haldo!

My name's Matt, but you can call me LePorello. I joined the wiki on December 30 of 2005, which was the first day I found out that anonymous editing and new user registration had been re-implanted.

=== How I Got My Username ===

If you have to go here to figure this [[Quote of the Week|out]], you '''must''' have crap for brains. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], [[The Sneak]] is called "the [[Strong Man]]'s Leporello." (Sorry, it's not French!)

=== Personal Crap ===

As mentioned above, my name's Matt. I'm 17 years old and a big sports enthusiast, among other things. I live in Bristol, Connecticut, and am going into my senior year in high school. I love football and baseball, designing board games, and computer games, which is part of how Homestar came to me. Oh, and my birfday is December 10.

=== My Introduction to Homestar ===

Sometime in late June/early July of [[The Cheat|'05]] (I'm not sure which, but [[modeling]] was the newest [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] at the time), my [[Trogador|friends]] Jacob, Zach, and Matt told me about the site. I was hooked. My first SBEmail (and the first thing I watched on the site) was [[virus]]. My first [[bottom 10|game]] was [[TROGDOR!]]

The next day, I looked all over for the site. I (embarrassingly) [[japanese cartoon|typed]] in the wrong [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough|URL]] several times before reaching the site. It took me a while to start watching the [[Toons|'toons]]. I only started when, while surfing [http://www.fark.com fark.com], I found [[Cool Things]]. (The description was "Strong Sad gets lucky".) I've been all over the site ever since.

=== My Introduction to the HRWiki ===

I don't know how long I had been on the site for when my [[Homestar Presents: Presents|sister]] started playing [[Peasant's Quest]]. She was stumped, so we Googled "peasant's quest walkthrough" and were brought here. I liked the site, so I looked up the URL and have been here ever since. I, however, decided to google "hr wiki" to get here and ended up at [[User:Venusy|Venusy's user page]]. My first edit (anonymously, of course) was the only goof for [[flag day]]. The day I planned to become a user was, however, the first day anonymous editing and new user registration were down. My waiting paid off and I am now a user.

=== Unscripted Hiatus ===

For about 3 years, I just stopped going onto H*R and the wiki. I have no idea how this happened. I just forgot about it, and eventually, I adjusted to life without Homestar.

=== Triumphant-ish Return ===

In February 2009, I was at a birthday party when a friend started talking about the site (someone had started singing "Trogdor"). I mentioned my hiatus and he gave me a brief description of [[email thunder]]. I stored this in my mind until May, when I started playing [[Peasant's Quest]] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]] again. Towards the end of June, I watched [[email thunder]], before going off on a short-term missions trip in Hartford. When I returned, [[hremail 3184]] had been released, and I spent an evening watching many SBEmails that I had missed. I'm glad to be back.

=== My Personal Favorite Homestar Stuff ===
[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Oh, this thing is so cute. I want one.]]
*Fave [[Old-Timey]] [[Characters|Character]] — [[The Sneak]]
*Fave Present-Day Character — [[Homsar]]
*Fave [[20X6]] Character — [[Stinkoman]]
*Fave Other Character — The Cheat-Bot
*Fave [[Toons|Big Toon]] — [[Cool Things]]
*Fave Short — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Song — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Halloween Toon — [[Main Page|3]][[3 Times Halloween Funjob| Times Halloween Funjob]]
*Fave [[Decemberween]] Toon — [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Fave Other-Holiday Toon — [[Happy Trogday]]
*Fave [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] Toon — [[Everybody to the Limit]]
*Fave [[Games|Game]] — [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*Fave [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] — [[alternate universe]], [[hremail 3184]]
*Fave [[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote — VikingGuitar metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 music
*Fave Non-[[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough|—]] "Please don't dig up the grave." by [[Strong Bad]] from [[replacement]]
*Fave H*R Place — [[Club Technochocolate]]
*Fave Thing That Isn't Already a [[replacement|Fave]] — [[Ballad of The Sneak]]

==== My Favorite User Quotes ====

*Homework...invented by someone who didn't have to do it. [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]
*I've got half a mind to get the other half of my mind back. [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
*It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians... [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
*There are two reasons I hate Valentine's Day. It used to be a holiday of love, a day of caring for the one you appreciated more than anyone else. Now it's just a commercial holiday used for selling crappily manufactured stuffed animals and heart-shaped candies that taste like chalk. Ew. And...I don't have a Valentine. So sad. [[User:Teh Frossty One|Teh Frossty One]]
*I feel like a bee in a broccoli.......wait— [[User:Seriously|Seriously]]
*Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick. [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|Thesmokingmonkey]]
*Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow. [[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

MORE TO COME

=== My Proudest H*R Moments ===

*Beating Stinkoman 20X6 (v7) without getting a Game Over![[Image:Level_7_after_boss.PNG|thumb|right|YOUR BOSS A SPLODE!!!!!]]

=== My Proudest HRWiki Moments (and other stuff) ===

*Transcribing the easter eggs for [[narrator]].
*Being one of several users to attack the Dr. Who vandal on 2/9/2006.
*Being first to discover the Quote of the Week for The Jolly Dumple.
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent Changes Patrol]](also on 2/9/2006).
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming Committee]] on 2/12/2006.
*Correctly guessing [[User:Ookelaylay|Ookeylaylay]]'s Spanish quote several times.
*Winning [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]'s "Homsar Bandit Award" on 2/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]] on 2/23/2006.
*Awarding a Defender of the Wiki award to both [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] and [[User:Beat|Beat]] after a Dr. Who attack on 3/5/2006.
*Creating the article [[Puking]] on 3/6/2006.
*Joining the [[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]] on 3/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Hip Hop Dance Visuals]] on 3/21/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.weirdalforum.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Weird Al Wiki] on 4/23/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.idiotsite.com/wlwiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Whose Line is it Anyway? Wiki] on 6/15/2006.
*Creating the article [[Westerburg]] on 8/22/2009.
*Winning [[User:Movie magic man|Movie magic man]]'s userpage game on 8/22/2009.

==== <s>Crispety Cookety</s> Vandalism Log ====
Vandalism log: This page has been vandalized ''8'' times.

I was originally ticked off at having my page vandalized, but then I realized that it means that the vandal is ticked off at you. Which is a good thing, right?

=== Who the Crap am I? ===

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http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestar.jpg 
[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]</center>

Apologies to [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] for swiping your section title.

=== Never Fear, I Know How To Fix Your Userbox! ===
These are my userboxes. Enjoy!
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=== Stuff I Like ===
Just some non-H*R-related stuff I like.

==== T-TV, TV Shows ====

[[Wikipedia:NCIS (TV series)|NCIS]] 
[[Wikipedia:NUMB3RS|Numb3rs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line is it Anyway?]] 
[[Wikipedia:Extreme Makeover: Home Edition|Extreme Makeover: Home Edition]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Daily Show|The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Colbert Report|The Colbert Report]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monk (TV series)|Monk]] 
[[Wikipedia:Psych|Psych]] 
[[Wikipedia:Chuck (TV series)|Chuck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Leverage (TV series) |Leverage]]

==== Movies ====

[[Wikipedia:Airplane!|Airplane!]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (all three)]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Rookie (2002 film)|The Rookie]] 
[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|Spaceballs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dead Poets Society|Dead Poets Society]] 
[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars (all six)]] 
[[Wikipedia:Paycheck (film)|Paycheck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dave (film)|Dave]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride (film)|The Princess Bride]]

==== These Are Some Websites! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com Games!] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com More games!] 
[http://www.freegamesnews.com Even more games!] 
[http://www.fark.com Weird yet true news! (And some H*R stuff!)] 
[http://www.abstractfonts.com/ Free fonts!] 
[http://home.datacomm.ch/marco.fernando/fla/bozzetto/olympics.swf This cool toon.] 
[http://www.ziplo.com/grandpa.htm A country singer with ''way'' too much free time.] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com H*R! (Duh.)] 
And obviously [[Main Page|this wiki]]. Double Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!

==== Play These Games! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com/heli2.htm Heli Attack 2] 
[http://www.miniclip.com/heliattack3.htm Heli Attack 3] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/jeditrainer.html Jedi Trainer] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/tanks.html Tanks] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html TROGDOR!] (Burninate baby!) 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html Stinkoman 20X6] (This game is awexome!)

==== Bookazon.com's Best Selections ====

[[Wikipedia:Stormbreaker (novel)|Stormbreaker]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Point Blanc|Point Blanc]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Skeleton Key|Skeleton Key]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Eagle Strike|Eagle Strike]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Scorpia|Scorpia]] 
[[Wikipedia:Ark Angel|Ark Angel]]

==== Battle of the Non-Crappy Bands ====

[[Wikipedia:Relient K|Relient K]] 
[[Wikipedia:Steven Curtis Chapman|Steven Curtis Chapman]] 
[[Wikipedia:Casting Crowns|Casting Crowns]] 
[[Wikipedia:Mercy Me|MercyMe]] 
[[Wikipedia:Bon Jovi|Bon Jovi]] 
[[Wikipedia:Journey (band)|Journey]] 
[[Wikipedia:Nickelback|Nickelback]] 
[[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen|Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band]]

[[HRWiki:Featured Article Selection|<big>MORE ST</big><big>FF</big>T OOCME]]

== Sort-of-Fun Facts ==
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Here are some facts that may or may not be fun to you. Take your pick.

=== Experimental Can ===
And now, the moment you haven't been waiting for — a parody of "Experimental Film." It is called "Experimental Can." Here are the lyrics, and by the way, '''no stealing my idea.''' If you do, I will turn you over to a cut-off-your-toes-style collections agency. And the IRS.

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can 
I’m chuggin’ it down and burping up 
And up and up and up the drink

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

I don’t really know what happens 
At the parties where your can a splodes 
I don’t know what makes your can a splode 
‘Cause you don’t shake it up at all

What’s in this experimental can? 
Well, nobody knows just what it is 
And I just know the stuff inside a splodes 
In ''la'' experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Thank you! Thank you! [[Fonts|Bravo!]] Encore! Encore! Arriba! Arriba! So, that's Experimental Can to you too. Whatever.

=== Top Ten List ===
And now, for your non-entertainment pleasure: my Top Ten list! It's simply titled "Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School." So sit back, relax, and hope you enjoy the show.

Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School"

10.Whatever you think is not important will always be on the test.

9. If you change your answer on a quiz, the other answer will always be the right one.

8. The pop quiz will be on the chapter you didn't read for homework last night.

7. The dog didn't ''really'' eat your homework.

6. The teacher will be so busy chewing you out for being 30 seconds late to class that she won't notice other students come in 5 minutes late.

5. You'll be the one caught with the passed note.

4. When you blow off studying for a test because you think that there will be a snow day tomorrow, you'll have school.

3. When you cram past midnight for a test, you'll have a snow day the next day.

2. When you ask your teacher about your test grade, he'll find something else worth taking a point off for.

1. The one test you ace, everyone else aces. The one test you fail, everyone else aces.

== To Everyone (Yes, Everyone) ==
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=== Latin Translations: Archive ===

Due to the fact that I stopped taking Latin 3 years ago (only took it in middle school), I am halting production of Latin Translation 1.00. This section is preserved as an archive.

Congraturation to all who solved the Latin translations! (Winners have a The Cheat-Bot!)

Solvers Hall of Fame:
*[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Has Matt?|Egitne Mattius?]] (sex tempi)
*[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]] (unus tempus)
*[[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]] (unus tempus)

Quotes Archive:

#[[Strong Bad]]: Si placet sepulcrum non confodetis. (Please don't dig up the grave.) From [[replacement]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Dubito. Pellui. (I doubt it. I drove). From [[The Interview]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Homsar]] Pen Puppet (said by [[Strong Bad]]): Persicorum superbia erat! ('Twas the pride of the peaches!) From [[interview]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Gratias. Adipiscis! (Thanks. You win!) From [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Coach Z]]: Vir novus sum! (I'm a new man!) From [[other days]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Senex carus, concludes! Amicus tuus, Validus Malus. (Dear oldie, shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad.) From [[Halloween Fairstival]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]: Ubi phasmatis est? (Where's the ghost?) From [[That A Ghost]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Malus sum. (I'm evil.) From [[different town]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Deceptus non mortuus est, laetus sum Deceptus non mortuus est. (The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.) From [[caper]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Homsar]]: Delectatio aetatis est. (Now this is the thrill of a lifetime.) From [[Happy T]] easter egg. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Et subuculae suae nullae accommodant. (And none of his shirts fit me.) From [[2 years]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Saltutatus viro viro computatoris agimus! (Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!) From [[virus]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Quid fautae feminae vellent vero est aliqui IGNISOFFICINI!!! (What the lady fans really want is some PYROTECHNICS!!!) From [[lady fan]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Omnes thaleri dulci aliqui vel crustiae futurae velletis frausatis. (Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.) From [[rock opera]] (and its easter egg). Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Terrae Longe? Castra Ductus Barbarus? Lacus Piscis? (Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake?) From [[anything]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Mad]]: CITHARAM NON VELLEO CENO! (I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!) From [[haircut]]. Solved by [[Image:Hsrlogo_small.jpg|29px]][[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]][[User_talk:Nckinfn04| Unum]][[Special:Contributions/Nckinfn04| tempum]][[Special:Emailuser/Nckinfn04| Habes!]]
#[[What's Her Face]]: Zeassulas in caelo habent spero! (I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!) From [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: In, vir, ternos novissimos anni dedisti! (You got me this for like the last three years, man!) From [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Forsitan picturam puellam pulchram misit. (Maybe he sent me a picture of a hot girl.) From [[lunch special]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Senor Cardgage]]: Unus prandium emptorabit dixit. (One o' them said they'd buy me lunch.) From [[Senor Mortgage]]. Solved by [[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]].

=== A Quiz!!!! ===

A [[Homestar Quiz]] For You! (Possible answers in [[dragon|parentheses]] and separated by commas)

1. In the loading screen for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], which letter in the word "loading" is tilted? (O,A,D,N)

2. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], what punctuation mark is after the word "PROHIBITION" on Boss Tweed's leg? (?,!,.,no punctuation mark)

3. What color is [[The Sneak]]? (black, yellow, brown, unknown)

4. How many ice cubes are in [[Strong Sad]]'s glass at the opening of [[Experimental Film]]? (2,3,4,5)

5. In [[rock opera]], what number is on [[Tompkins]]' shirt? (0,1,8,125)

6. What color is the sky when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] goes [[Lowercase i's|back]] to [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]'s house in [[Cool Things]]? (blue,pink,gray,purple)

7. In [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]], how many times does [[Bubs]] say "The end"? (13,15,17,21)

8. In [[Cool Things]], which word is underlined on the "Under Old Management" sign on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] returns his [[User:Homsarroks|cool]] shades? (under,old,management,none of them)

9. What does the "loading" screen read in [[Experimental Film]]? (loading,comin' up,gettin' ready,wait a minute)

10. How many evaporating clouds are in Level 6.1 of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]? (35,44,49,58)

Answers: 1-D, 2-?, 3-yellow, 4-4, 5-1, 6-purple, 7-13, 8-old, 9-comin' up, 10-49.

Thank You!

== In Closing ==
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Special Thanks to {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} for creating my totally awexome sig!

P.S. Try and find all 15 easter eggs on this page! If you succeed, talk to me about it!

Crapfully, 
{{User:LePorello/sig}}

What are you doing down here? The page ended up there! [[Special:Random|Go away!]]

User:LePorello

LePorello — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:02:01 GMT

LePorello: /* T-TV, TV Shows */

<big><big><big>HALDO EVERYPEOPLES!</big></big></big> 
== About Me ==
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=== A Wikiday Greeting ===

Haldo!

My name's Matt, but you can call me LePorello. I joined the wiki on December 30 of 2005, which was the first day I found out that anonymous editing and new user registration had been re-implanted.

=== How I Got My Username ===

If you have to go here to figure this [[Quote of the Week|out]], you '''must''' have crap for brains. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], [[The Sneak]] is called "the [[Strong Man]]'s Leporello." (Sorry, it's not French!)

=== Personal Crap ===

As mentioned above, my name's Matt. I'm 17 years old and a big sports enthusiast, among other things. I live in Bristol, Connecticut, and am going into my senior year in high school. I love football and baseball, designing board games, and computer games, which is part of how Homestar came to me. Oh, and my birfday is December 10.

=== My Introduction to Homestar ===

Sometime in late June/early July of [[The Cheat|'05]] (I'm not sure which, but [[modeling]] was the newest [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] at the time), my [[Trogador|friends]] Jacob, Zach, and Matt told me about the site. I was hooked. My first SBEmail (and the first thing I watched on the site) was [[virus]]. My first [[bottom 10|game]] was [[TROGDOR!]]

The next day, I looked all over for the site. I (embarrassingly) [[japanese cartoon|typed]] in the wrong [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough|URL]] several times before reaching the site. It took me a while to start watching the [[Toons|'toons]]. I only started when, while surfing [http://www.fark.com fark.com], I found [[Cool Things]]. (The description was "Strong Sad gets lucky".) I've been all over the site ever since.

=== My Introduction to the HRWiki ===

I don't know how long I had been on the site for when my [[Homestar Presents: Presents|sister]] started playing [[Peasant's Quest]]. She was stumped, so we Googled "peasant's quest walkthrough" and were brought here. I liked the site, so I looked up the URL and have been here ever since. I, however, decided to google "hr wiki" to get here and ended up at [[User:Venusy|Venusy's user page]]. My first edit (anonymously, of course) was the only goof for [[flag day]]. The day I planned to become a user was, however, the first day anonymous editing and new user registration were down. My waiting paid off and I am now a user.

=== Unscripted Hiatus ===

For about 3 years, I just stopped going onto H*R and the wiki. I have no idea how this happened. I just forgot about it, and eventually, I adjusted to life without Homestar.

=== Triumphant-ish Return ===

In February 2009, I was at a birthday party when a friend started talking about the site (someone had started singing "Trogdor"). I mentioned my hiatus and he gave me a brief description of [[email thunder]]. I stored this in my mind until May, when I started playing [[Peasant's Quest]] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]] again. Towards the end of June, I watched [[email thunder]], before going off on a short-term missions trip in Hartford. When I returned, [[hremail 3184]] had been released, and I spent an evening watching many SBEmails that I had missed. I'm glad to be back.

=== My Personal Favorite Homestar Stuff ===
[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Oh, this thing is so cute. I want one.]]
*Fave [[Old-Timey]] [[Characters|Character]] — [[The Sneak]]
*Fave Present-Day Character — [[Homsar]]
*Fave [[20X6]] Character — [[Stinkoman]]
*Fave Other Character — The Cheat-Bot
*Fave [[Toons|Big Toon]] — [[Cool Things]]
*Fave Short — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Song — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Halloween Toon — [[Main Page|3]][[3 Times Halloween Funjob| Times Halloween Funjob]]
*Fave [[Decemberween]] Toon — [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Fave Other-Holiday Toon — [[Happy Trogday]]
*Fave [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] Toon — [[Everybody to the Limit]]
*Fave [[Games|Game]] — [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*Fave [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] — [[alternate universe]], [[hremail 3184]]
*Fave [[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote — VikingGuitar metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 music
*Fave Non-[[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough|—]] "Please don't dig up the grave." by [[Strong Bad]] from [[replacement]]
*Fave H*R Place — [[Club Technochocolate]]
*Fave Thing That Isn't Already a [[replacement|Fave]] — [[Ballad of The Sneak]]

==== My Favorite User Quotes ====

*Homework...invented by someone who didn't have to do it. [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]
*I've got half a mind to get the other half of my mind back. [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
*It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians... [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
*There are two reasons I hate Valentine's Day. It used to be a holiday of love, a day of caring for the one you appreciated more than anyone else. Now it's just a commercial holiday used for selling crappily manufactured stuffed animals and heart-shaped candies that taste like chalk. Ew. And...I don't have a Valentine. So sad. [[User:Teh Frossty One|Teh Frossty One]]
*I feel like a bee in a broccoli.......wait— [[User:Seriously|Seriously]]
*Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick. [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|Thesmokingmonkey]]
*Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow. [[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

MORE TO COME

=== My Proudest H*R Moments ===

*Beating Stinkoman 20X6 (v7) without getting a Game Over![[Image:Level_7_after_boss.PNG|thumb|right|YOUR BOSS A SPLODE!!!!!]]

=== My Proudest HRWiki Moments (and other stuff) ===

*Transcribing the easter eggs for [[narrator]].
*Being one of several users to attack the Dr. Who vandal on 2/9/2006.
*Being first to discover the Quote of the Week for The Jolly Dumple.
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent Changes Patrol]](also on 2/9/2006).
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming Committee]] on 2/12/2006.
*Correctly guessing [[User:Ookelaylay|Ookeylaylay]]'s Spanish quote several times.
*Winning [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]'s "Homsar Bandit Award" on 2/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]] on 2/23/2006.
*Awarding a Defender of the Wiki award to both [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] and [[User:Beat|Beat]] after a Dr. Who attack on 3/5/2006.
*Creating the article [[Puking]] on 3/6/2006.
*Joining the [[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]] on 3/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Hip Hop Dance Visuals]] on 3/21/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.weirdalforum.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Weird Al Wiki] on 4/23/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.idiotsite.com/wlwiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Whose Line is it Anyway? Wiki] on 6/15/2006.
*Creating the article [[Westerburg]] on 8/22/2009.
*Winning [[User:Movie magic man|Movie magic man]]'s userpage game on 8/22/2009.

==== <s>Crispety Cookety</s> Vandalism Log ====
Vandalism log: This page has been vandalized ''8'' times.

I was originally ticked off at having my page vandalized, but then I realized that it means that the vandal is ticked off at you. Which is a good thing, right?

=== Who the Crap am I? ===

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[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]</center>

Apologies to [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] for swiping your section title.

=== Never Fear, I Know How To Fix Your Userbox! ===
These are my userboxes. Enjoy!
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=== Stuff I Like ===
Just some non-H*R-related stuff I like.

==== T-TV, TV Shows ====

[[Wikipedia:NCIS (TV series)|NCIS]] 
[[Wikipedia:NUMB3RS|Numb3rs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line is it Anyway?]] 
[[Wikipedia:Extreme Makeover: Home Edition|Extreme Makeover: Home Edition]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Daily Show|The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Colbert Report|The Colbert Report]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monk (TV series)|Monk]] 
[[Wikipedia:Psych|Psych]] 
[[Wikipedia:Chuck (TV series)|Chuck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Leverage (TV series) |Leverage]]

==== Movies ====

[[Wikipedia:Airplane!|Airplane!]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (all three)]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Rookie (2002 film)|The Rookie]] 
[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|Spaceballs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dead Poets Society|Dead Poets Society]] 
[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars (all six)]] 
[[Wikipedia:Paycheck (film)|Paycheck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dave (film)|Dave]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride (film)|The Princess Bride]]

==== These Are Some Websites! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com Games!] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com More games!] 
[http://www.freegamesnews.com Even more games!] 
[http://www.fark.com Weird yet true news! (And some H*R stuff!)] 
[http://www.abstractfonts.com/ Free fonts!] 
[http://home.datacomm.ch/marco.fernando/fla/bozzetto/olympics.swf This cool toon.] 
[http://www.ziplo.com/grandpa.htm A country singer with ''way'' too much free time.] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com H*R! (Duh.)] 
And obviously [[Main Page|this wiki]]. Double Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!

==== Play These Games! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com/heli2.htm Heli Attack 2] 
[http://www.miniclip.com/heliattack3.htm Heli Attack 3] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/jeditrainer.html Jedi Trainer] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/tanks.html Tanks] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html TROGDOR!] (Burninate baby!) 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html Stinkoman 20X6] (This game is awexome!)

==== Bookazon.com's Best Selections ====

[[Wikipedia:Stormbreaker (novel)|Stormbreaker]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Point Blanc|Point Blanc]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Skeleton Key|Skeleton Key]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Eagle Strike|Eagle Strike]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Scorpia|Scorpia]] 
[[Wikipedia:Ark Angel|Ark Angel]]

==== Battle of the Non-Crappy Bands ====

[[Wikipedia:Relient K|Relient K]] 
[[Wikipedia:Steven Curtis Chapman|Steven Curtis Chapman]] 
[[Wikipedia:Casting Crowns|Casting Crowns]] 
[[Wikipedia:Mercy Me|MercyMe]] 
[[Wikipedia:Bon Jovi|Bon Jovi]] 
[[Wikipedia:Journey (band)|Journey]] 
[[Wikipedia:Nickelback|Nickelback]]

[[HRWiki:STUFF|<big>MORE ST</big><big>FF</big>T OOCME]]

== Sort-of-Fun Facts ==
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Here are some facts that may or may not be fun to you. Take your pick.

=== Experimental Can ===
And now, the moment you haven't been waiting for — a parody of "Experimental Film." It is called "Experimental Can." Here are the lyrics, and by the way, '''no stealing my idea.''' If you do, I will turn you over to a cut-off-your-toes-style collections agency. And the IRS.

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can 
I’m chuggin’ it down and burping up 
And up and up and up the drink

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

I don’t really know what happens 
At the parties where your can a splodes 
I don’t know what makes your can a splode 
‘Cause you don’t shake it up at all

What’s in this experimental can? 
Well, nobody knows just what it is 
And I just know the stuff inside a splodes 
In ''la'' experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Thank you! Thank you! [[Fonts|Bravo!]] Encore! Encore! Arriba! Arriba! So, that's Experimental Can to you too. Whatever.

=== Top Ten List ===
And now, for your non-entertainment pleasure: my Top Ten list! It's simply titled "Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School." So sit back, relax, and hope you enjoy the show.

Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School"

10.Whatever you think is not important will always be on the test.

9. If you change your answer on a quiz, the other answer will always be the right one.

8. The pop quiz will be on the chapter you didn't read for homework last night.

7. The dog didn't ''really'' eat your homework.

6. The teacher will be so busy chewing you out for being 30 seconds late to class that she won't notice other students come in 5 minutes late.

5. You'll be the one caught with the passed note.

4. When you blow off studying for a test because you think that there will be a snow day tomorrow, you'll have school.

3. When you cram past midnight for a test, you'll have a snow day the next day.

2. When you ask your teacher about your test grade, he'll find something else worth taking a point off for.

1. The one test you ace, everyone else aces. The one test you fail, everyone else aces.

== To Everyone (Yes, Everyone) ==
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=== Latin Translations: Archive ===

Due to the fact that I stopped taking Latin 3 years ago (only took it in middle school), I am halting production of Latin Translation 1.00. This section is preserved as an archive.

Congraturation to all who solved the Latin translations! (Winners have a The Cheat-Bot!)

Solvers Hall of Fame:
*[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Has Matt?|Egitne Mattius?]] (sex tempi)
*[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]] (unus tempus)
*[[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]] (unus tempus)

Quotes Archive:

#[[Strong Bad]]: Si placet sepulcrum non confodetis. (Please don't dig up the grave.) From [[replacement]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Dubito. Pellui. (I doubt it. I drove). From [[The Interview]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Homsar]] Pen Puppet (said by [[Strong Bad]]): Persicorum superbia erat! ('Twas the pride of the peaches!) From [[interview]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Gratias. Adipiscis! (Thanks. You win!) From [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Coach Z]]: Vir novus sum! (I'm a new man!) From [[other days]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Senex carus, concludes! Amicus tuus, Validus Malus. (Dear oldie, shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad.) From [[Halloween Fairstival]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]: Ubi phasmatis est? (Where's the ghost?) From [[That A Ghost]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Malus sum. (I'm evil.) From [[different town]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Deceptus non mortuus est, laetus sum Deceptus non mortuus est. (The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.) From [[caper]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Homsar]]: Delectatio aetatis est. (Now this is the thrill of a lifetime.) From [[Happy T]] easter egg. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Et subuculae suae nullae accommodant. (And none of his shirts fit me.) From [[2 years]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Saltutatus viro viro computatoris agimus! (Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!) From [[virus]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Quid fautae feminae vellent vero est aliqui IGNISOFFICINI!!! (What the lady fans really want is some PYROTECHNICS!!!) From [[lady fan]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Omnes thaleri dulci aliqui vel crustiae futurae velletis frausatis. (Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.) From [[rock opera]] (and its easter egg). Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Terrae Longe? Castra Ductus Barbarus? Lacus Piscis? (Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake?) From [[anything]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Mad]]: CITHARAM NON VELLEO CENO! (I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!) From [[haircut]]. Solved by [[Image:Hsrlogo_small.jpg|29px]][[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]][[User_talk:Nckinfn04| Unum]][[Special:Contributions/Nckinfn04| tempum]][[Special:Emailuser/Nckinfn04| Habes!]]
#[[What's Her Face]]: Zeassulas in caelo habent spero! (I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!) From [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: In, vir, ternos novissimos anni dedisti! (You got me this for like the last three years, man!) From [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Forsitan picturam puellam pulchram misit. (Maybe he sent me a picture of a hot girl.) From [[lunch special]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Senor Cardgage]]: Unus prandium emptorabit dixit. (One o' them said they'd buy me lunch.) From [[Senor Mortgage]]. Solved by [[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]].

=== A Quiz!!!! ===

A [[Homestar Quiz]] For You! (Possible answers in [[dragon|parentheses]] and separated by commas)

1. In the loading screen for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], which letter in the word "loading" is tilted? (O,A,D,N)

2. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], what punctuation mark is after the word "PROHIBITION" on Boss Tweed's leg? (?,!,.,no punctuation mark)

3. What color is [[The Sneak]]? (black, yellow, brown, unknown)

4. How many ice cubes are in [[Strong Sad]]'s glass at the opening of [[Experimental Film]]? (2,3,4,5)

5. In [[rock opera]], what number is on [[Tompkins]]' shirt? (0,1,8,125)

6. What color is the sky when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] goes [[Lowercase i's|back]] to [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]'s house in [[Cool Things]]? (blue,pink,gray,purple)

7. In [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]], how many times does [[Bubs]] say "The end"? (13,15,17,21)

8. In [[Cool Things]], which word is underlined on the "Under Old Management" sign on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] returns his [[User:Homsarroks|cool]] shades? (under,old,management,none of them)

9. What does the "loading" screen read in [[Experimental Film]]? (loading,comin' up,gettin' ready,wait a minute)

10. How many evaporating clouds are in Level 6.1 of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]? (35,44,49,58)

Answers: 1-D, 2-?, 3-yellow, 4-4, 5-1, 6-purple, 7-13, 8-old, 9-comin' up, 10-49.

Thank You!

== In Closing ==
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Special Thanks to {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} for creating my totally awexome sig!

P.S. Try and find all 15 easter eggs on this page! If you succeed, talk to me about it!

Crapfully, 
{{User:LePorello/sig}}

What are you doing down here? The page ended up there! [[Special:Random|Go away!]]

User:LePorello

LePorello — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:00:30 GMT

LePorello: /* Personal Crap */ added my hometown

<big><big><big>HALDO EVERYPEOPLES!</big></big></big> 
== About Me ==
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=== A Wikiday Greeting ===

Haldo!

My name's Matt, but you can call me LePorello. I joined the wiki on December 30 of 2005, which was the first day I found out that anonymous editing and new user registration had been re-implanted.

=== How I Got My Username ===

If you have to go here to figure this [[Quote of the Week|out]], you '''must''' have crap for brains. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], [[The Sneak]] is called "the [[Strong Man]]'s Leporello." (Sorry, it's not French!)

=== Personal Crap ===

As mentioned above, my name's Matt. I'm 17 years old and a big sports enthusiast, among other things. I live in Bristol, Connecticut, and am going into my senior year in high school. I love football and baseball, designing board games, and computer games, which is part of how Homestar came to me. Oh, and my birfday is December 10.

=== My Introduction to Homestar ===

Sometime in late June/early July of [[The Cheat|'05]] (I'm not sure which, but [[modeling]] was the newest [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] at the time), my [[Trogador|friends]] Jacob, Zach, and Matt told me about the site. I was hooked. My first SBEmail (and the first thing I watched on the site) was [[virus]]. My first [[bottom 10|game]] was [[TROGDOR!]]

The next day, I looked all over for the site. I (embarrassingly) [[japanese cartoon|typed]] in the wrong [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough|URL]] several times before reaching the site. It took me a while to start watching the [[Toons|'toons]]. I only started when, while surfing [http://www.fark.com fark.com], I found [[Cool Things]]. (The description was "Strong Sad gets lucky".) I've been all over the site ever since.

=== My Introduction to the HRWiki ===

I don't know how long I had been on the site for when my [[Homestar Presents: Presents|sister]] started playing [[Peasant's Quest]]. She was stumped, so we Googled "peasant's quest walkthrough" and were brought here. I liked the site, so I looked up the URL and have been here ever since. I, however, decided to google "hr wiki" to get here and ended up at [[User:Venusy|Venusy's user page]]. My first edit (anonymously, of course) was the only goof for [[flag day]]. The day I planned to become a user was, however, the first day anonymous editing and new user registration were down. My waiting paid off and I am now a user.

=== Unscripted Hiatus ===

For about 3 years, I just stopped going onto H*R and the wiki. I have no idea how this happened. I just forgot about it, and eventually, I adjusted to life without Homestar.

=== Triumphant-ish Return ===

In February 2009, I was at a birthday party when a friend started talking about the site (someone had started singing "Trogdor"). I mentioned my hiatus and he gave me a brief description of [[email thunder]]. I stored this in my mind until May, when I started playing [[Peasant's Quest]] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]] again. Towards the end of June, I watched [[email thunder]], before going off on a short-term missions trip in Hartford. When I returned, [[hremail 3184]] had been released, and I spent an evening watching many SBEmails that I had missed. I'm glad to be back.

=== My Personal Favorite Homestar Stuff ===
[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Oh, this thing is so cute. I want one.]]
*Fave [[Old-Timey]] [[Characters|Character]] — [[The Sneak]]
*Fave Present-Day Character — [[Homsar]]
*Fave [[20X6]] Character — [[Stinkoman]]
*Fave Other Character — The Cheat-Bot
*Fave [[Toons|Big Toon]] — [[Cool Things]]
*Fave Short — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Song — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Halloween Toon — [[Main Page|3]][[3 Times Halloween Funjob| Times Halloween Funjob]]
*Fave [[Decemberween]] Toon — [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Fave Other-Holiday Toon — [[Happy Trogday]]
*Fave [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] Toon — [[Everybody to the Limit]]
*Fave [[Games|Game]] — [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*Fave [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] — [[alternate universe]], [[hremail 3184]]
*Fave [[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote — VikingGuitar metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 music
*Fave Non-[[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough|—]] "Please don't dig up the grave." by [[Strong Bad]] from [[replacement]]
*Fave H*R Place — [[Club Technochocolate]]
*Fave Thing That Isn't Already a [[replacement|Fave]] — [[Ballad of The Sneak]]

==== My Favorite User Quotes ====

*Homework...invented by someone who didn't have to do it. [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]
*I've got half a mind to get the other half of my mind back. [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
*It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians... [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
*There are two reasons I hate Valentine's Day. It used to be a holiday of love, a day of caring for the one you appreciated more than anyone else. Now it's just a commercial holiday used for selling crappily manufactured stuffed animals and heart-shaped candies that taste like chalk. Ew. And...I don't have a Valentine. So sad. [[User:Teh Frossty One|Teh Frossty One]]
*I feel like a bee in a broccoli.......wait— [[User:Seriously|Seriously]]
*Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick. [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|Thesmokingmonkey]]
*Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow. [[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

MORE TO COME

=== My Proudest H*R Moments ===

*Beating Stinkoman 20X6 (v7) without getting a Game Over![[Image:Level_7_after_boss.PNG|thumb|right|YOUR BOSS A SPLODE!!!!!]]

=== My Proudest HRWiki Moments (and other stuff) ===

*Transcribing the easter eggs for [[narrator]].
*Being one of several users to attack the Dr. Who vandal on 2/9/2006.
*Being first to discover the Quote of the Week for The Jolly Dumple.
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent Changes Patrol]](also on 2/9/2006).
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming Committee]] on 2/12/2006.
*Correctly guessing [[User:Ookelaylay|Ookeylaylay]]'s Spanish quote several times.
*Winning [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]'s "Homsar Bandit Award" on 2/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]] on 2/23/2006.
*Awarding a Defender of the Wiki award to both [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] and [[User:Beat|Beat]] after a Dr. Who attack on 3/5/2006.
*Creating the article [[Puking]] on 3/6/2006.
*Joining the [[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]] on 3/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Hip Hop Dance Visuals]] on 3/21/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.weirdalforum.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Weird Al Wiki] on 4/23/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.idiotsite.com/wlwiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Whose Line is it Anyway? Wiki] on 6/15/2006.
*Creating the article [[Westerburg]] on 8/22/2009.
*Winning [[User:Movie magic man|Movie magic man]]'s userpage game on 8/22/2009.

==== <s>Crispety Cookety</s> Vandalism Log ====
Vandalism log: This page has been vandalized ''8'' times.

I was originally ticked off at having my page vandalized, but then I realized that it means that the vandal is ticked off at you. Which is a good thing, right?

=== Who the Crap am I? ===

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Apologies to [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] for swiping your section title.

=== Never Fear, I Know How To Fix Your Userbox! ===
These are my userboxes. Enjoy!
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod_9_-_homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homsar]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:modernthecheat.gif|43px]]|msg=This user also likes '''[[The Cheat]]'''.}}
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=== Stuff I Like ===
Just some non-H*R-related stuff I like.

==== T-TV, TV Shows ====

[[Wikipedia:NCIS (TV series)|NCIS]] 
[[Wikipedia:NUMB3RS|Numb3rs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line is it Anyway?]] 
[[Wikipedia:Extreme Makeover: Home Edition|Extreme Makeover: Home Edition]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Daily Show|The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Colbert Report|The Colbert Report]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monk (TV series)|Monk]] 
[[Wikipedia:Psych|Psych]] 
[[Wikipedia:Chuck (TV series)|Chuck]]

==== Movies ====

[[Wikipedia:Airplane!|Airplane!]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (all three)]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Rookie (2002 film)|The Rookie]] 
[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|Spaceballs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dead Poets Society|Dead Poets Society]] 
[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars (all six)]] 
[[Wikipedia:Paycheck (film)|Paycheck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dave (film)|Dave]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride (film)|The Princess Bride]]

==== These Are Some Websites! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com Games!] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com More games!] 
[http://www.freegamesnews.com Even more games!] 
[http://www.fark.com Weird yet true news! (And some H*R stuff!)] 
[http://www.abstractfonts.com/ Free fonts!] 
[http://home.datacomm.ch/marco.fernando/fla/bozzetto/olympics.swf This cool toon.] 
[http://www.ziplo.com/grandpa.htm A country singer with ''way'' too much free time.] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com H*R! (Duh.)] 
And obviously [[Main Page|this wiki]]. Double Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!

==== Play These Games! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com/heli2.htm Heli Attack 2] 
[http://www.miniclip.com/heliattack3.htm Heli Attack 3] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/jeditrainer.html Jedi Trainer] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/tanks.html Tanks] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html TROGDOR!] (Burninate baby!) 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html Stinkoman 20X6] (This game is awexome!)

==== Bookazon.com's Best Selections ====

[[Wikipedia:Stormbreaker (novel)|Stormbreaker]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Point Blanc|Point Blanc]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Skeleton Key|Skeleton Key]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Eagle Strike|Eagle Strike]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Scorpia|Scorpia]] 
[[Wikipedia:Ark Angel|Ark Angel]]

==== Battle of the Non-Crappy Bands ====

[[Wikipedia:Relient K|Relient K]] 
[[Wikipedia:Steven Curtis Chapman|Steven Curtis Chapman]] 
[[Wikipedia:Casting Crowns|Casting Crowns]] 
[[Wikipedia:Mercy Me|MercyMe]] 
[[Wikipedia:Bon Jovi|Bon Jovi]] 
[[Wikipedia:Journey (band)|Journey]] 
[[Wikipedia:Nickelback|Nickelback]]

[[HRWiki:STUFF|<big>MORE ST</big><big>FF</big>T OOCME]]

== Sort-of-Fun Facts ==
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Here are some facts that may or may not be fun to you. Take your pick.

=== Experimental Can ===
And now, the moment you haven't been waiting for — a parody of "Experimental Film." It is called "Experimental Can." Here are the lyrics, and by the way, '''no stealing my idea.''' If you do, I will turn you over to a cut-off-your-toes-style collections agency. And the IRS.

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can 
I’m chuggin’ it down and burping up 
And up and up and up the drink

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

I don’t really know what happens 
At the parties where your can a splodes 
I don’t know what makes your can a splode 
‘Cause you don’t shake it up at all

What’s in this experimental can? 
Well, nobody knows just what it is 
And I just know the stuff inside a splodes 
In ''la'' experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Thank you! Thank you! [[Fonts|Bravo!]] Encore! Encore! Arriba! Arriba! So, that's Experimental Can to you too. Whatever.

=== Top Ten List ===
And now, for your non-entertainment pleasure: my Top Ten list! It's simply titled "Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School." So sit back, relax, and hope you enjoy the show.

Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School"

10.Whatever you think is not important will always be on the test.

9. If you change your answer on a quiz, the other answer will always be the right one.

8. The pop quiz will be on the chapter you didn't read for homework last night.

7. The dog didn't ''really'' eat your homework.

6. The teacher will be so busy chewing you out for being 30 seconds late to class that she won't notice other students come in 5 minutes late.

5. You'll be the one caught with the passed note.

4. When you blow off studying for a test because you think that there will be a snow day tomorrow, you'll have school.

3. When you cram past midnight for a test, you'll have a snow day the next day.

2. When you ask your teacher about your test grade, he'll find something else worth taking a point off for.

1. The one test you ace, everyone else aces. The one test you fail, everyone else aces.

== To Everyone (Yes, Everyone) ==
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=== Latin Translations: Archive ===

Due to the fact that I stopped taking Latin 3 years ago (only took it in middle school), I am halting production of Latin Translation 1.00. This section is preserved as an archive.

Congraturation to all who solved the Latin translations! (Winners have a The Cheat-Bot!)

Solvers Hall of Fame:
*[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Has Matt?|Egitne Mattius?]] (sex tempi)
*[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]] (unus tempus)
*[[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]] (unus tempus)

Quotes Archive:

#[[Strong Bad]]: Si placet sepulcrum non confodetis. (Please don't dig up the grave.) From [[replacement]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Dubito. Pellui. (I doubt it. I drove). From [[The Interview]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Homsar]] Pen Puppet (said by [[Strong Bad]]): Persicorum superbia erat! ('Twas the pride of the peaches!) From [[interview]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Gratias. Adipiscis! (Thanks. You win!) From [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Coach Z]]: Vir novus sum! (I'm a new man!) From [[other days]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Senex carus, concludes! Amicus tuus, Validus Malus. (Dear oldie, shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad.) From [[Halloween Fairstival]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]: Ubi phasmatis est? (Where's the ghost?) From [[That A Ghost]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Malus sum. (I'm evil.) From [[different town]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Deceptus non mortuus est, laetus sum Deceptus non mortuus est. (The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.) From [[caper]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Homsar]]: Delectatio aetatis est. (Now this is the thrill of a lifetime.) From [[Happy T]] easter egg. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Et subuculae suae nullae accommodant. (And none of his shirts fit me.) From [[2 years]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Saltutatus viro viro computatoris agimus! (Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!) From [[virus]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Quid fautae feminae vellent vero est aliqui IGNISOFFICINI!!! (What the lady fans really want is some PYROTECHNICS!!!) From [[lady fan]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Omnes thaleri dulci aliqui vel crustiae futurae velletis frausatis. (Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.) From [[rock opera]] (and its easter egg). Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Terrae Longe? Castra Ductus Barbarus? Lacus Piscis? (Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake?) From [[anything]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Mad]]: CITHARAM NON VELLEO CENO! (I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!) From [[haircut]]. Solved by [[Image:Hsrlogo_small.jpg|29px]][[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]][[User_talk:Nckinfn04| Unum]][[Special:Contributions/Nckinfn04| tempum]][[Special:Emailuser/Nckinfn04| Habes!]]
#[[What's Her Face]]: Zeassulas in caelo habent spero! (I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!) From [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: In, vir, ternos novissimos anni dedisti! (You got me this for like the last three years, man!) From [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Forsitan picturam puellam pulchram misit. (Maybe he sent me a picture of a hot girl.) From [[lunch special]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Senor Cardgage]]: Unus prandium emptorabit dixit. (One o' them said they'd buy me lunch.) From [[Senor Mortgage]]. Solved by [[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]].

=== A Quiz!!!! ===

A [[Homestar Quiz]] For You! (Possible answers in [[dragon|parentheses]] and separated by commas)

1. In the loading screen for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], which letter in the word "loading" is tilted? (O,A,D,N)

2. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], what punctuation mark is after the word "PROHIBITION" on Boss Tweed's leg? (?,!,.,no punctuation mark)

3. What color is [[The Sneak]]? (black, yellow, brown, unknown)

4. How many ice cubes are in [[Strong Sad]]'s glass at the opening of [[Experimental Film]]? (2,3,4,5)

5. In [[rock opera]], what number is on [[Tompkins]]' shirt? (0,1,8,125)

6. What color is the sky when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] goes [[Lowercase i's|back]] to [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]'s house in [[Cool Things]]? (blue,pink,gray,purple)

7. In [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]], how many times does [[Bubs]] say "The end"? (13,15,17,21)

8. In [[Cool Things]], which word is underlined on the "Under Old Management" sign on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] returns his [[User:Homsarroks|cool]] shades? (under,old,management,none of them)

9. What does the "loading" screen read in [[Experimental Film]]? (loading,comin' up,gettin' ready,wait a minute)

10. How many evaporating clouds are in Level 6.1 of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]? (35,44,49,58)

Answers: 1-D, 2-?, 3-yellow, 4-4, 5-1, 6-purple, 7-13, 8-old, 9-comin' up, 10-49.

Thank You!

== In Closing ==
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Special Thanks to {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} for creating my totally awexome sig!

P.S. Try and find all 15 easter eggs on this page! If you succeed, talk to me about it!

Crapfully, 
{{User:LePorello/sig}}

What are you doing down here? The page ended up there! [[Special:Random|Go away!]]

User:LePorello

LePorello — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:11:05 GMT

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<big><big><big>HALDO EVERYPEOPLES!</big></big></big> 
== About Me ==
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=== A Wikiday Greeting ===

Haldo!

My name's Matt, but you can call me LePorello. I joined the wiki on December 30 of 2005, which was the first day I found out that anonymous editing and new user registration had been re-implanted.

=== How I Got My Username ===

If you have to go here to figure this [[Quote of the Week|out]], you '''must''' have crap for brains. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], [[The Sneak]] is called "the [[Strong Man]]'s Leporello." (Sorry, it's not French!)

=== Personal Crap ===

As mentioned above, my name's Matt. I'm 17 years old and a big sports enthusiast, among other things. I live in Connecticut and am going into my senior year in high school. I love football and baseball, designing board games, and computer games, which is part of how Homestar came to me. Oh, and my birfday is December 10.

=== My Introduction to Homestar ===

Sometime in late June/early July of [[The Cheat|'05]] (I'm not sure which, but [[modeling]] was the newest [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] at the time), my [[Trogador|friends]] Jacob, Zach, and Matt told me about the site. I was hooked. My first SBEmail (and the first thing I watched on the site) was [[virus]]. My first [[bottom 10|game]] was [[TROGDOR!]]

The next day, I looked all over for the site. I (embarrassingly) [[japanese cartoon|typed]] in the wrong [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough|URL]] several times before reaching the site. It took me a while to start watching the [[Toons|'toons]]. I only started when, while surfing [http://www.fark.com fark.com], I found [[Cool Things]]. (The description was "Strong Sad gets lucky".) I've been all over the site ever since.

=== My Introduction to the HRWiki ===

I don't know how long I had been on the site for when my [[Homestar Presents: Presents|sister]] started playing [[Peasant's Quest]]. She was stumped, so we Googled "peasant's quest walkthrough" and were brought here. I liked the site, so I looked up the URL and have been here ever since. I, however, decided to google "hr wiki" to get here and ended up at [[User:Venusy|Venusy's user page]]. My first edit (anonymously, of course) was the only goof for [[flag day]]. The day I planned to become a user was, however, the first day anonymous editing and new user registration were down. My waiting paid off and I am now a user.

=== Unscripted Hiatus ===

For about 3 years, I just stopped going onto H*R and the wiki. I have no idea how this happened. I just forgot about it, and eventually, I adjusted to life without Homestar.

=== Triumphant-ish Return ===

In February 2009, I was at a birthday party when a friend started talking about the site (someone had started singing "Trogdor"). I mentioned my hiatus and he gave me a brief description of [[email thunder]]. I stored this in my mind until May, when I started playing [[Peasant's Quest]] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]] again. Towards the end of June, I watched [[email thunder]], before going off on a short-term missions trip in Hartford. When I returned, [[hremail 3184]] had been released, and I spent an evening watching many SBEmails that I had missed. I'm glad to be back.

=== My Personal Favorite Homestar Stuff ===
[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Oh, this thing is so cute. I want one.]]
*Fave [[Old-Timey]] [[Characters|Character]] — [[The Sneak]]
*Fave Present-Day Character — [[Homsar]]
*Fave [[20X6]] Character — [[Stinkoman]]
*Fave Other Character — The Cheat-Bot
*Fave [[Toons|Big Toon]] — [[Cool Things]]
*Fave Short — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Song — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Halloween Toon — [[Main Page|3]][[3 Times Halloween Funjob| Times Halloween Funjob]]
*Fave [[Decemberween]] Toon — [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Fave Other-Holiday Toon — [[Happy Trogday]]
*Fave [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] Toon — [[Everybody to the Limit]]
*Fave [[Games|Game]] — [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*Fave [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] — [[alternate universe]], [[hremail 3184]]
*Fave [[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote — VikingGuitar metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 music
*Fave Non-[[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough|—]] "Please don't dig up the grave." by [[Strong Bad]] from [[replacement]]
*Fave H*R Place — [[Club Technochocolate]]
*Fave Thing That Isn't Already a [[replacement|Fave]] — [[Ballad of The Sneak]]

==== My Favorite User Quotes ====

*Homework...invented by someone who didn't have to do it. [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]
*I've got half a mind to get the other half of my mind back. [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
*It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians... [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
*There are two reasons I hate Valentine's Day. It used to be a holiday of love, a day of caring for the one you appreciated more than anyone else. Now it's just a commercial holiday used for selling crappily manufactured stuffed animals and heart-shaped candies that taste like chalk. Ew. And...I don't have a Valentine. So sad. [[User:Teh Frossty One|Teh Frossty One]]
*I feel like a bee in a broccoli.......wait— [[User:Seriously|Seriously]]
*Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick. [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|Thesmokingmonkey]]
*Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow. [[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

MORE TO COME

=== My Proudest H*R Moments ===

*Beating Stinkoman 20X6 (v7) without getting a Game Over![[Image:Level_7_after_boss.PNG|thumb|right|YOUR BOSS A SPLODE!!!!!]]

=== My Proudest HRWiki Moments (and other stuff) ===

*Transcribing the easter eggs for [[narrator]].
*Being one of several users to attack the Dr. Who vandal on 2/9/2006.
*Being first to discover the Quote of the Week for The Jolly Dumple.
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent Changes Patrol]](also on 2/9/2006).
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming Committee]] on 2/12/2006.
*Correctly guessing [[User:Ookelaylay|Ookeylaylay]]'s Spanish quote several times.
*Winning [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]'s "Homsar Bandit Award" on 2/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]] on 2/23/2006.
*Awarding a Defender of the Wiki award to both [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] and [[User:Beat|Beat]] after a Dr. Who attack on 3/5/2006.
*Creating the article [[Puking]] on 3/6/2006.
*Joining the [[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]] on 3/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Hip Hop Dance Visuals]] on 3/21/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.weirdalforum.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Weird Al Wiki] on 4/23/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.idiotsite.com/wlwiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Whose Line is it Anyway? Wiki] on 6/15/2006.
*Creating the article [[Westerburg]] on 8/22/2009.
*Winning [[User:Movie magic man|Movie magic man]]'s userpage game on 8/22/2009.

==== <s>Crispety Cookety</s> Vandalism Log ====
Vandalism log: This page has been vandalized ''8'' times.

I was originally ticked off at having my page vandalized, but then I realized that it means that the vandal is ticked off at you. Which is a good thing, right?

=== Who the Crap am I? ===

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[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]</center>

Apologies to [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] for swiping your section title.

=== Never Fear, I Know How To Fix Your Userbox! ===
These are my userboxes. Enjoy!
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=== Stuff I Like ===
Just some non-H*R-related stuff I like.

==== T-TV, TV Shows ====

[[Wikipedia:NCIS (TV series)|NCIS]] 
[[Wikipedia:NUMB3RS|Numb3rs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line is it Anyway?]] 
[[Wikipedia:Extreme Makeover: Home Edition|Extreme Makeover: Home Edition]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Daily Show|The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Colbert Report|The Colbert Report]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monk (TV series)|Monk]] 
[[Wikipedia:Psych|Psych]] 
[[Wikipedia:Chuck (TV series)|Chuck]]

==== Movies ====

[[Wikipedia:Airplane!|Airplane!]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (all three)]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Rookie (2002 film)|The Rookie]] 
[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|Spaceballs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dead Poets Society|Dead Poets Society]] 
[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars (all six)]] 
[[Wikipedia:Paycheck (film)|Paycheck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dave (film)|Dave]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride (film)|The Princess Bride]]

==== These Are Some Websites! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com Games!] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com More games!] 
[http://www.freegamesnews.com Even more games!] 
[http://www.fark.com Weird yet true news! (And some H*R stuff!)] 
[http://www.abstractfonts.com/ Free fonts!] 
[http://home.datacomm.ch/marco.fernando/fla/bozzetto/olympics.swf This cool toon.] 
[http://www.ziplo.com/grandpa.htm A country singer with ''way'' too much free time.] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com H*R! (Duh.)] 
And obviously [[Main Page|this wiki]]. Double Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!

==== Play These Games! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com/heli2.htm Heli Attack 2] 
[http://www.miniclip.com/heliattack3.htm Heli Attack 3] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/jeditrainer.html Jedi Trainer] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/tanks.html Tanks] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html TROGDOR!] (Burninate baby!) 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html Stinkoman 20X6] (This game is awexome!)

==== Bookazon.com's Best Selections ====

[[Wikipedia:Stormbreaker (novel)|Stormbreaker]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Point Blanc|Point Blanc]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Skeleton Key|Skeleton Key]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Eagle Strike|Eagle Strike]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Scorpia|Scorpia]] 
[[Wikipedia:Ark Angel|Ark Angel]]

==== Battle of the Non-Crappy Bands ====

[[Wikipedia:Relient K|Relient K]] 
[[Wikipedia:Steven Curtis Chapman|Steven Curtis Chapman]] 
[[Wikipedia:Casting Crowns|Casting Crowns]] 
[[Wikipedia:Mercy Me|MercyMe]] 
[[Wikipedia:Bon Jovi|Bon Jovi]] 
[[Wikipedia:Journey (band)|Journey]] 
[[Wikipedia:Nickelback|Nickelback]]

[[HRWiki:STUFF|<big>MORE ST</big><big>FF</big>T OOCME]]

== Sort-of-Fun Facts ==
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Here are some facts that may or may not be fun to you. Take your pick.

=== Experimental Can ===
And now, the moment you haven't been waiting for — a parody of "Experimental Film." It is called "Experimental Can." Here are the lyrics, and by the way, '''no stealing my idea.''' If you do, I will turn you over to a cut-off-your-toes-style collections agency. And the IRS.

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can 
I’m chuggin’ it down and burping up 
And up and up and up the drink

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

I don’t really know what happens 
At the parties where your can a splodes 
I don’t know what makes your can a splode 
‘Cause you don’t shake it up at all

What’s in this experimental can? 
Well, nobody knows just what it is 
And I just know the stuff inside a splodes 
In ''la'' experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Thank you! Thank you! [[Fonts|Bravo!]] Encore! Encore! Arriba! Arriba! So, that's Experimental Can to you too. Whatever.

=== Top Ten List ===
And now, for your non-entertainment pleasure: my Top Ten list! It's simply titled "Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School." So sit back, relax, and hope you enjoy the show.

Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School"

10.Whatever you think is not important will always be on the test.

9. If you change your answer on a quiz, the other answer will always be the right one.

8. The pop quiz will be on the chapter you didn't read for homework last night.

7. The dog didn't ''really'' eat your homework.

6. The teacher will be so busy chewing you out for being 30 seconds late to class that she won't notice other students come in 5 minutes late.

5. You'll be the one caught with the passed note.

4. When you blow off studying for a test because you think that there will be a snow day tomorrow, you'll have school.

3. When you cram past midnight for a test, you'll have a snow day the next day.

2. When you ask your teacher about your test grade, he'll find something else worth taking a point off for.

1. The one test you ace, everyone else aces. The one test you fail, everyone else aces.

== To Everyone (Yes, Everyone) ==
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=== Latin Translations: Archive ===

Due to the fact that I stopped taking Latin 3 years ago (only took it in middle school), I am halting production of Latin Translation 1.00. This section is preserved as an archive.

Congraturation to all who solved the Latin translations! (Winners have a The Cheat-Bot!)

Solvers Hall of Fame:
*[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Has Matt?|Egitne Mattius?]] (sex tempi)
*[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]] (unus tempus)
*[[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]] (unus tempus)

Quotes Archive:

#[[Strong Bad]]: Si placet sepulcrum non confodetis. (Please don't dig up the grave.) From [[replacement]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Dubito. Pellui. (I doubt it. I drove). From [[The Interview]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Homsar]] Pen Puppet (said by [[Strong Bad]]): Persicorum superbia erat! ('Twas the pride of the peaches!) From [[interview]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Gratias. Adipiscis! (Thanks. You win!) From [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Coach Z]]: Vir novus sum! (I'm a new man!) From [[other days]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Senex carus, concludes! Amicus tuus, Validus Malus. (Dear oldie, shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad.) From [[Halloween Fairstival]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]: Ubi phasmatis est? (Where's the ghost?) From [[That A Ghost]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Malus sum. (I'm evil.) From [[different town]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Deceptus non mortuus est, laetus sum Deceptus non mortuus est. (The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.) From [[caper]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Homsar]]: Delectatio aetatis est. (Now this is the thrill of a lifetime.) From [[Happy T]] easter egg. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Et subuculae suae nullae accommodant. (And none of his shirts fit me.) From [[2 years]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Saltutatus viro viro computatoris agimus! (Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!) From [[virus]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Quid fautae feminae vellent vero est aliqui IGNISOFFICINI!!! (What the lady fans really want is some PYROTECHNICS!!!) From [[lady fan]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Omnes thaleri dulci aliqui vel crustiae futurae velletis frausatis. (Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.) From [[rock opera]] (and its easter egg). Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Terrae Longe? Castra Ductus Barbarus? Lacus Piscis? (Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake?) From [[anything]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Mad]]: CITHARAM NON VELLEO CENO! (I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!) From [[haircut]]. Solved by [[Image:Hsrlogo_small.jpg|29px]][[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]][[User_talk:Nckinfn04| Unum]][[Special:Contributions/Nckinfn04| tempum]][[Special:Emailuser/Nckinfn04| Habes!]]
#[[What's Her Face]]: Zeassulas in caelo habent spero! (I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!) From [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: In, vir, ternos novissimos anni dedisti! (You got me this for like the last three years, man!) From [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Forsitan picturam puellam pulchram misit. (Maybe he sent me a picture of a hot girl.) From [[lunch special]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Senor Cardgage]]: Unus prandium emptorabit dixit. (One o' them said they'd buy me lunch.) From [[Senor Mortgage]]. Solved by [[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]].

=== A Quiz!!!! ===

A [[Homestar Quiz]] For You! (Possible answers in [[dragon|parentheses]] and separated by commas)

1. In the loading screen for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], which letter in the word "loading" is tilted? (O,A,D,N)

2. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], what punctuation mark is after the word "PROHIBITION" on Boss Tweed's leg? (?,!,.,no punctuation mark)

3. What color is [[The Sneak]]? (black, yellow, brown, unknown)

4. How many ice cubes are in [[Strong Sad]]'s glass at the opening of [[Experimental Film]]? (2,3,4,5)

5. In [[rock opera]], what number is on [[Tompkins]]' shirt? (0,1,8,125)

6. What color is the sky when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] goes [[Lowercase i's|back]] to [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]'s house in [[Cool Things]]? (blue,pink,gray,purple)

7. In [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]], how many times does [[Bubs]] say "The end"? (13,15,17,21)

8. In [[Cool Things]], which word is underlined on the "Under Old Management" sign on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] returns his [[User:Homsarroks|cool]] shades? (under,old,management,none of them)

9. What does the "loading" screen read in [[Experimental Film]]? (loading,comin' up,gettin' ready,wait a minute)

10. How many evaporating clouds are in Level 6.1 of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]? (35,44,49,58)

Answers: 1-D, 2-?, 3-yellow, 4-4, 5-1, 6-purple, 7-13, 8-old, 9-comin' up, 10-49.

Thank You!

== In Closing ==
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Special Thanks to {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} for creating my totally awexome sig!

P.S. Try and find all 15 easter eggs on this page! If you succeed, talk to me about it!

Crapfully, 
{{User:LePorello/sig}}

What are you doing down here? The page ended up there! [[Special:Random|Go away!]]

User:LePorello

LePorello — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:09:36 GMT

LePorello: /* My Proudest HRWiki Moments (and other stuff) */ add 2

<big><big><big>HALDO EVERYPEOPLES!</big></big></big> 
== About Me ==
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=== A Wikiday Greeting ===

Haldo!

My name's Matt, but you can call me LePorello. I joined the wiki on December 30 of 2005, which was the first day I found out that anonymous editing and new user registration had been re-implanted.

=== How I Got My Username ===

If you have to go here to figure this [[Quote of the Week|out]], you '''must''' have crap for brains. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], [[The Sneak]] is called "the [[Strong Man]]'s Leporello." (Sorry, it's not French!)

=== Personal Crap ===

As mentioned above, my name's Matt. I'm 17 years old and a big sports enthusiast, among other things. I live in Connecticut and am going into my senior year in high school. I love football and baseball, designing board games, and computer games, which is part of how Homestar came to me. Oh, and my birfday is December 10.

=== My Introduction to Homestar ===

Sometime in late June/early July of [[The Cheat|'05]] (I'm not sure which, but [[modeling]] was the newest [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] at the time), my [[Trogador|friends]] Jacob, Zach, and Matt told me about the site. I was hooked. My first SBEmail (and the first thing I watched on the site) was [[virus]]. My first [[bottom 10|game]] was [[TROGDOR!]]

The next day, I looked all over for the site. I (embarrassingly) [[japanese cartoon|typed]] in the wrong [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough|URL]] several times before reaching the site. It took me a while to start watching the [[Toons|'toons]]. I only started when, while surfing [http://www.fark.com fark.com], I found [[Cool Things]]. (The description was "Strong Sad gets lucky".) I've been all over the site ever since.

=== My Introduction to the HRWiki ===

I don't know how long I had been on the site for when my [[Homestar Presents: Presents|sister]] started playing [[Peasant's Quest]]. She was stumped, so we Googled "peasant's quest walkthrough" and were brought here. I liked the site, so I looked up the URL and have been here ever since. I, however, decided to google "hr wiki" to get here and ended up at [[User:Venusy|Venusy's user page]]. My first edit (anonymously, of course) was the only goof for [[flag day]]. The day I planned to become a user was, however, the first day anonymous editing and new user registration were down. My waiting paid off and I am now a user.

=== Unscripted Hiatus ===

For about 3 years, I just stopped going onto H*R and the wiki. I have no idea how this happened. I just forgot about it, and eventually, I adjusted to life without Homestar.

=== Triumphant-ish Return ===

In February 2009, I was at a birthday party when a friend started talking about the site (someone had started singing "Trogdor"). I mentioned my hiatus and he gave me a brief description of [[email thunder]]. I stored this in my mind until May, when I started playing [[Peasant's Quest]] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]] again. Towards the end of June, I watched [[email thunder]], before going off on a short-term missions trip in Hartford. When I returned, [[hremail 3184]] had been released, and I spent an evening watching many SBEmails that I had missed. I'm glad to be back.

=== My Personal Favorite Homestar Stuff ===
[[Image:The_Cheat-Bot.PNG|thumb|right|Oh, this thing is so cute. I want one.]]
*Fave [[Old-Timey]] [[Characters|Character]] — [[The Sneak]]
*Fave Present-Day Character — [[Homsar]]
*Fave [[20X6]] Character — [[Stinkoman]]
*Fave Other Character — The Cheat-Bot
*Fave [[Toons|Big Toon]] — [[Cool Things]]
*Fave Short — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Song — [[Experimental Film]]
*Fave Halloween Toon — [[Main Page|3]][[3 Times Halloween Funjob| Times Halloween Funjob]]
*Fave [[Decemberween]] Toon — [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*Fave Other-Holiday Toon — [[Happy Trogday]]
*Fave [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] Toon — [[Everybody to the Limit]]
*Fave [[Games|Game]] — [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
*Fave [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] — [[alternate universe]], [[hremail 3184]]
*Fave [[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote — VikingGuitar metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 music
*Fave Non-[[Quote of the Week|QOW]] Quote [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough|—]] "Please don't dig up the grave." by [[Strong Bad]] from [[replacement]]
*Fave H*R Place — [[Club Technochocolate]]
*Fave Thing That Isn't Already a [[replacement|Fave]] — [[Ballad of The Sneak]]

==== My Favorite User Quotes ====

*Homework...invented by someone who didn't have to do it. [[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]]
*I've got half a mind to get the other half of my mind back. [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
*It's people??!!?!?!?!?! No wonder my mom's fruitcake tasted like presbyterians... [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]
*There are two reasons I hate Valentine's Day. It used to be a holiday of love, a day of caring for the one you appreciated more than anyone else. Now it's just a commercial holiday used for selling crappily manufactured stuffed animals and heart-shaped candies that taste like chalk. Ew. And...I don't have a Valentine. So sad. [[User:Teh Frossty One|Teh Frossty One]]
*I feel like a bee in a broccoli.......wait— [[User:Seriously|Seriously]]
*Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick. [[User:Thesmokingmonkey|Thesmokingmonkey]]
*Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow. [[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

MORE TO COME

=== My Proudest H*R Moments ===

*Beating Stinkoman 20X6 (v7) without getting a Game Over![[Image:Level_7_after_boss.PNG|thumb|right|YOUR BOSS A SPLODE!!!!!]]

=== My Proudest HRWiki Moments (and other stuff) ===

*Transcribing the easter eggs for [[narrator]].
*Being one of several users to attack the Dr. Who vandal on 2/9/2006.
*Being first to discover the Quote of the Week for The Jolly Dumple.
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent Changes Patrol]](also on 2/9/2006).
*Joining the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming Committee]] on 2/12/2006.
*Correctly guessing [[User:Ookelaylay|Ookeylaylay]]'s Spanish quote several times.
*Winning [[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]]'s "Homsar Bandit Award" on 2/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]] on 2/23/2006.
*Awarding a Defender of the Wiki award to both [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] and [[User:Beat|Beat]] after a Dr. Who attack on 3/5/2006.
*Creating the article [[Puking]] on 3/6/2006.
*Joining the [[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff Wiki]] on 3/14/2006.
*Creating the article [[Hip Hop Dance Visuals]] on 3/21/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.weirdalforum.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Weird Al Wiki] on 4/23/2006.
*Joining the [http://www.idiotsite.com/wlwiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Whose Line is it Anyway? Wiki] on 6/15/2006.
*Creating the article [[Westerburg]] on 8/22/2009.
*Winning [[User:Movie magic man|Movie magic man]]'s userpage game on 8/22/2009.

==== <s>Crispety Cookety</s> Vandalism Log ====
Vandalism log: This page has been vandalized ''8'' times.

I was originally ticked off at having my page vandalized, but then I realized that it means that the vandal is ticked off at you. Which is a good thing, right?

=== Who the Crap am I? ===

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Apologies to [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] for swiping your section title.

=== Never Fear, I Know How To Fix Your Userbox! ===
These are my userboxes. Enjoy!
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=== Stuff I Like ===
Just some non-H*R-related stuff I like.

==== T-TV, TV Shows ====

[[Wikipedia:NCIS (TV series)|NCIS]] 
[[Wikipedia:NUMB3RS|Numb3rs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line is it Anyway?]] 
[[Wikipedia:Extreme Makeover: Home Edition|Extreme Makeover: Home Edition]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Daily Show|The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Colbert Report|The Colbert Report]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monk (TV series)|Monk]] 
[[Wikipedia:Psych|Psych]] 
[[Wikipedia:Chuck (TV series)|Chuck]]

==== Movies ====

[[Wikipedia:Airplane!|Airplane!]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (all three)]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Rookie (2002 film)|The Rookie]] 
[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|Spaceballs]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dead Poets Society|Dead Poets Society]] 
[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars (all six)]] 
[[Wikipedia:Paycheck (film)|Paycheck]] 
[[Wikipedia:Dave (film)|Dave]] 
[[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]] 
[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride (film)|The Princess Bride]]

==== These Are Some Websites! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com Games!] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com More games!] 
[http://www.freegamesnews.com Even more games!] 
[http://www.fark.com Weird yet true news! (And some H*R stuff!)] 
[http://www.abstractfonts.com/ Free fonts!] 
[http://home.datacomm.ch/marco.fernando/fla/bozzetto/olympics.swf This cool toon.] 
[http://www.ziplo.com/grandpa.htm A country singer with ''way'' too much free time.] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com H*R! (Duh.)] 
And obviously [[Main Page|this wiki]]. Double Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!

==== Play These Games! ====

[http://www.miniclip.com/heli2.htm Heli Attack 2] 
[http://www.miniclip.com/heliattack3.htm Heli Attack 3] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/jeditrainer.html Jedi Trainer] 
[http://www.addictinggames.com/tanks.html Tanks] 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html TROGDOR!] (Burninate baby!) 
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html Stinkoman 20X6] (This game is awexome!)

==== Bookazon.com's Best Selections ====

[[Wikipedia:Stormbreaker (novel)|Stormbreaker]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Point Blanc|Point Blanc]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Skeleton Key|Skeleton Key]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Eagle Strike|Eagle Strike]] 
[[Wikipedia:Alex Rider#Scorpia|Scorpia]] 
[[Wikipedia:Ark Angel|Ark Angel]]

==== Battle of the Non-Crappy Bands ====

[[Wikipedia:Relient K|Relient K]] 
[[Wikipedia:Steven Curtis Chapman|Steven Curtis Chapman]] 
[[Wikipedia:Casting Crowns|Casting Crowns]] 
[[Wikipedia:Mercy Me|MercyMe]] 
[[Wikipedia:Bon Jovi|Bon Jovi]] 
[[Wikipedia:Journey (band)|Journey]] 
[[Wikipedia:Nickelback|Nickelback]]

[[HRWiki:STUFF|<big>MORE ST</big><big>FF</big>T OOCME]]

== Sort-of-Fun Facts ==
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Here are some facts that may or may not be fun to you. Take your pick.

=== Experimental Can ===
And now, the moment you haven't been waiting for — a parody of "Experimental Film." It is called "Experimental Can." Here are the lyrics, and by the way, '''no stealing my idea.''' If you do, I will turn you over to a cut-off-your-toes-style collections agency. And the IRS.

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can 
I’m chuggin’ it down and burping up 
And up and up and up the drink

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

I don’t really know what happens 
At the parties where your can a splodes 
I don’t know what makes your can a splode 
‘Cause you don’t shake it up at all

What’s in this experimental can? 
Well, nobody knows just what it is 
And I just know the stuff inside a splodes 
In ''la'' experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

The fizzin’ of a cold Pepsi 
Inside a drinking can

It’s in this experimental can 
Which nobody knew about until 
I’m still figuring out what stuff’s inside 
This new experimental can

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Yeah! This stuff’s gonna be 
In this experimental can and 
Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Even though I’m almost there 
I can’t tell you just what’s in it

Thank you! Thank you! [[Fonts|Bravo!]] Encore! Encore! Arriba! Arriba! So, that's Experimental Can to you too. Whatever.

=== Top Ten List ===
And now, for your non-entertainment pleasure: my Top Ten list! It's simply titled "Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School." So sit back, relax, and hope you enjoy the show.

Top Ten "Murphy's Law of School"

10.Whatever you think is not important will always be on the test.

9. If you change your answer on a quiz, the other answer will always be the right one.

8. The pop quiz will be on the chapter you didn't read for homework last night.

7. The dog didn't ''really'' eat your homework.

6. The teacher will be so busy chewing you out for being 30 seconds late to class that she won't notice other students come in 5 minutes late.

5. You'll be the one caught with the passed note.

4. When you blow off studying for a test because you think that there will be a snow day tomorrow, you'll have school.

3. When you cram past midnight for a test, you'll have a snow day the next day.

2. When you ask your teacher about your test grade, he'll find something else worth taking a point off for.

1. The one test you ace, everyone else aces. The one test you fail, everyone else aces.

== To Everyone (Yes, Everyone) ==
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=== Latin Translations: Archive ===

Due to the fact that I stopped taking Latin 3 years ago (only took it in middle school), I am halting production of Latin Translation 1.00. This section is preserved as an archive.

Congraturation to all who solved the Latin translations! (Winners have a The Cheat-Bot!)

Solvers Hall of Fame:
*[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Has Matt?|Egitne Mattius?]] (sex tempi)
*[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]] (unus tempus)
*[[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] (tres tempi)
*[[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]] (unus tempus)

Quotes Archive:

#[[Strong Bad]]: Si placet sepulcrum non confodetis. (Please don't dig up the grave.) From [[replacement]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Dubito. Pellui. (I doubt it. I drove). From [[The Interview]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Homsar]] Pen Puppet (said by [[Strong Bad]]): Persicorum superbia erat! ('Twas the pride of the peaches!) From [[interview]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Gratias. Adipiscis! (Thanks. You win!) From [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Coach Z]]: Vir novus sum! (I'm a new man!) From [[other days]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Senex carus, concludes! Amicus tuus, Validus Malus. (Dear oldie, shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad.) From [[Halloween Fairstival]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]: Ubi phasmatis est? (Where's the ghost?) From [[That A Ghost]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Malus sum. (I'm evil.) From [[different town]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Deceptus non mortuus est, laetus sum Deceptus non mortuus est. (The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.) From [[caper]]. Solved by '''[[User:Marth 99|Martus XCIX]]'''.
#[[Homsar]]: Delectatio aetatis est. (Now this is the thrill of a lifetime.) From [[Happy T]] easter egg. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Sad]]: Et subuculae suae nullae accommodant. (And none of his shirts fit me.) From [[2 years]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Saltutatus viro viro computatoris agimus! (Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!) From [[virus]]. Solved by <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Domusstella Legus]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Homestar_Coder http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d6/homestar-coder-sig.gif]</tt>.
#[[Strong Bad]]: Quid fautae feminae vellent vero est aliqui IGNISOFFICINI!!! (What the lady fans really want is some PYROTECHNICS!!!) From [[lady fan]]. Solved by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Domusstella Cursor]] [[Image:heimstern101.gif|20px]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Omnes thaleri dulci aliqui vel crustiae futurae velletis frausatis. (Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza.) From [[rock opera]] (and its easter egg). Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]]: Terrae Longe? Castra Ductus Barbarus? Lacus Piscis? (Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake?) From [[anything]]. Solved by — [[User:Has Matt?|'''''Egitne Mattius?''''']] [[User_talk:Has Matt?|'''(sermo)''']].
#[[Strong Mad]]: CITHARAM NON VELLEO CENO! (I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!) From [[haircut]]. Solved by [[Image:Hsrlogo_small.jpg|29px]][[User:Nckinfn04|NckerinfnoIV]][[User_talk:Nckinfn04| Unum]][[Special:Contributions/Nckinfn04| tempum]][[Special:Emailuser/Nckinfn04| Habes!]]
#[[What's Her Face]]: Zeassulas in caelo habent spero! (I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!) From [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: In, vir, ternos novissimos anni dedisti! (You got me this for like the last three years, man!) From [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Strong Bad]]: Forsitan picturam puellam pulchram misit. (Maybe he sent me a picture of a hot girl.) From [[lunch special]]. Solved by - [[User:Qermaq|Qermaqer]] - ([[User talk:Qermaq|S]]/[[Special:Contributions/Qermaq|C]])[[Image:Qermaqsigpic.png]].
#[[Senor Cardgage]]: Unus prandium emptorabit dixit. (One o' them said they'd buy me lunch.) From [[Senor Mortgage]]. Solved by [[User:DumbMuscle|StolidusLacertosus]].

=== A Quiz!!!! ===

A [[Homestar Quiz]] For You! (Possible answers in [[dragon|parentheses]] and separated by commas)

1. In the loading screen for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], which letter in the word "loading" is tilted? (O,A,D,N)

2. In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], what punctuation mark is after the word "PROHIBITION" on Boss Tweed's leg? (?,!,.,no punctuation mark)

3. What color is [[The Sneak]]? (black, yellow, brown, unknown)

4. How many ice cubes are in [[Strong Sad]]'s glass at the opening of [[Experimental Film]]? (2,3,4,5)

5. In [[rock opera]], what number is on [[Tompkins]]' shirt? (0,1,8,125)

6. What color is the sky when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] goes [[Lowercase i's|back]] to [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]'s house in [[Cool Things]]? (blue,pink,gray,purple)

7. In [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]], how many times does [[Bubs]] say "The end"? (13,15,17,21)

8. In [[Cool Things]], which word is underlined on the "Under Old Management" sign on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] when [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar]] returns his [[User:Homsarroks|cool]] shades? (under,old,management,none of them)

9. What does the "loading" screen read in [[Experimental Film]]? (loading,comin' up,gettin' ready,wait a minute)

10. How many evaporating clouds are in Level 6.1 of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]? (35,44,49,58)

Answers: 1-D, 2-?, 3-yellow, 4-4, 5-1, 6-purple, 7-13, 8-old, 9-comin' up, 10-49.

Thank You!

== In Closing ==
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Special Thanks to {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} for creating my totally awexome sig!

P.S. Try and find all 15 easter eggs on this page! If you succeed, talk to me about it!

Crapfully, 
{{User:LePorello/sig}}

What are you doing down here? The page ended up there! [[Special:Random|Go away!]]

User talk:Cash Money

LePorello — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 23:59:21 GMT

LePorello: /* Userpage Game */ real answer

==Userpage Game==
Answer the Daily Double and earn the custom userbox HERE. {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 00:15, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

:1985 {{User:Strong Vader/sig}} 22:50, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

CORRECT! Here is your prize!

{|
{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99C6EE | codebkgd=#000 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Cerebellumed Cheerleader.PNG|53px]] | msg=This user proved they have a brain by beating '''[[User:Movie magic man#Userpage game|movie magic man's userpage game]]'''.}}
|}

*A VICTORY USERBOX! {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 23:51, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Okay peoples. Here is the current question:
*Before they moved to OKC. What City, state were the Thunder in, and also, what were they originally called? {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 20:41, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
::New Orleans (Louisiana) Hornets! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:21, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
:::That is INCORECT!
*What city/state were the THUNDER originaly in. And what were they called.
::::Oh, forgot that part. Can I add it or do I have to wait for the next question? Cause I know the answer. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:56, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::Go ahead and answer it. {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 23:57, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::Dang-nab-itt, they were the Seattle SuperSonics. Can't remember what was going through my head when I said the Hornets. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:59, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

== Does Anyone Else Watch Glenn Beck? ==
I'm not sure if I'm the only one but... If anyone else does, pleas tell me. {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 00:15, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
:Yeah, I like the Fox News guys. I try to watch as often as possible. By the way, sign your posts with four tildes: <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> {{User:Strong Vader/sig}} 22:52, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
::I'm going to one of those town hall meatings today! {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 17:11, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

== The sbemail game!?!?!?! ==
Um, If you're on the forum, you no doubt heard about the locking of Thy dungenman, and The sbemail game, right? {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 00:15, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
The sbemail game? -Espemon333
::You know! It's that one thing where one person writes a sbemail and the next person answeres it like SB. Anyhow. It's moved here [http://strongbadiathefree.forumotion.com/forum.htm here] {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 02:49, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
:::Okay, not ringing a bell, but i'll check it out. {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 06:47, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

User talk:Cash Money

LePorello — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 23:56:01 GMT

LePorello: /* Userpage Game */ forgot orig.

==Userpage Game==
Answer the Daily Double and earn the custom userbox HERE. {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 00:15, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

:1985 {{User:Strong Vader/sig}} 22:50, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

CORRECT! Here is your prize!

{|
{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99C6EE | codebkgd=#000 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Cerebellumed Cheerleader.PNG|53px]] | msg=This user proved they have a brain by beating '''[[User:Movie magic man#Userpage game|movie magic man's userpage game]]'''.}}
|}

*A VICTORY USERBOX! {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 23:51, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Okay peoples. Here is the current question:
*Before they moved to OKC. What City, state were the Thunder in, and also, what were they originally called? {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 20:41, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
::New Orleans (Louisiana) Hornets! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:21, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
:::That is INCORECT!
*What city/state were the THUNDER originaly in. And what were they called.
::::Oh, forgot that part. Can I add it or do I have to wait for the next question? Cause I know the answer. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:56, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

== Does Anyone Else Watch Glenn Beck? ==
I'm not sure if I'm the only one but... If anyone else does, pleas tell me. {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 00:15, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
:Yeah, I like the Fox News guys. I try to watch as often as possible. By the way, sign your posts with four tildes: <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> {{User:Strong Vader/sig}} 22:52, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
::I'm going to one of those town hall meatings today! {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 17:11, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

== The sbemail game!?!?!?! ==
Um, If you're on the forum, you no doubt heard about the locking of Thy dungenman, and The sbemail game, right? {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 00:15, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
The sbemail game? -Espemon333
::You know! It's that one thing where one person writes a sbemail and the next person answeres it like SB. Anyhow. It's moved here [http://strongbadiathefree.forumotion.com/forum.htm here] {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 02:49, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
:::Okay, not ringing a bell, but i'll check it out. {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 06:47, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

User talk:Cash Money

LePorello — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 23:21:06 GMT

LePorello: /* Userpage Game */ answer

==Userpage Game==
Answer the Daily Double and earn the custom userbox HERE. {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 00:15, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

:1985 {{User:Strong Vader/sig}} 22:50, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

CORRECT! Here is your prize!

{|
{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99C6EE | codebkgd=#000 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Cerebellumed Cheerleader.PNG|53px]] | msg=This user proved they have a brain by beating '''[[User:Movie magic man#Userpage game|movie magic man's userpage game]]'''.}}
|}

*A VICTORY USERBOX! {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 23:51, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Okay peoples. Here is the current question:
*Before they moved to OKC. What City, state were the Thunder in, and also, what were they originally called? {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 20:41, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
::New Orleans (Louisiana) Hornets! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:21, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

== Does Anyone Else Watch Glenn Beck? ==
I'm not sure if I'm the only one but... If anyone else does, pleas tell me. {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 00:15, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
:Yeah, I like the Fox News guys. I try to watch as often as possible. By the way, sign your posts with four tildes: <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> {{User:Strong Vader/sig}} 22:52, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
::I'm going to one of those town hall meatings today! {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 17:11, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

== The sbemail game!?!?!?! ==
Um, If you're on the forum, you no doubt heard about the locking of Thy dungenman, and The sbemail game, right? {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 00:15, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
The sbemail game? -Espemon333
::You know! It's that one thing where one person writes a sbemail and the next person answeres it like SB. Anyhow. It's moved here [http://strongbadiathefree.forumotion.com/forum.htm here] {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 02:49, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
:::Okay, not ringing a bell, but i'll check it out. {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 06:47, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Westerburg

LePorello — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 23:15:30 GMT

LePorello: add pic (side note: wow, it didn't take long for this page to be vandalized)

[[Image:wburg.png|thumb|right|220px|The streets of Westerburg]]

'''Westerburg''' (also spelled ''Westerberg'') is a small village first seen in [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]. It contains a pub, tavern, and sandwich shoppe, and is reached by going east from an overlook.

There is apparently a subsection of this town, East Westerburg (located in the Midwest), that is visited by [[Cool Tapes]] on their June 2006 tour.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
*[[Weclome Back]]

[[Category:Places]]

File:wburg.png

LePorello — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 23:12:31 GMT

LePorello: Thy Dungeonman 3 screenshot of the streets of Westerburg.

== Summary ==
Thy Dungeonman 3 screenshot of the streets of Westerburg.
== Licensing ==
{{web-screenshot}}