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&lt;div&gt;{{aboutemail}}{{for|[[:Category:Pseudocharacters|Pseudocharacter]]|The Paper}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{sbenav|173}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sbemail173thepaper.PNG|thumb|&amp;quot;Hurry up, Diaper Stripe! I wanna print out that butt I made out of hyphens and dollar signs!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Strong Bad reminisces about [[The Paper]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]], [[Lil' Strong Sad]][[Category: Strong Sad Filmography]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Homsar]], [[Bubs]], [[Coach Z]] (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Gymnasium]], [[The Island]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Date:''' Monday, June 11, 2007&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Running Time:''' 3:08&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Check the deck, y'all! Press eject, y'all! Well, it's another email and I'm about to reject y'all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
subject: The Paper...&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Strongbad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Is the Paper really quitting? Could you tell me the best&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
moment that you had with the paper?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Thank You&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Kyle Williams&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
North Ogden, Utah&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad reads the state as &amp;quot;Ewwwtah&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' No, The Paper's not quitting, Kyle, you total Ogdenite. Ol' Papes is at the top of his game, the prime of his time, the cusp of his stuff!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The printer falls onto Strong Bad, knocking him offscreen.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' OW!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to show the full computer room. The wrecked printer is on the ground, with Strong Bad reeling next to it. The printer prints a sheet with a sickly, distorted sound. A dramatic chords plays. Cut to a closeup of The Paper, which reads &amp;quot;I tHiNK i'MM rEAlllyy QUItTinG sTROng BBBaD&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' The Paper! No!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to a shot of the whole screen.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Why do all my thirty-year-old electronics keep breaking on me?!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a closeup of The Paper, which prints out some more text reading &amp;quot;wE haDd A goOd RUN, oLD buDddy.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' We sure did, pal. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Why, I remember the day you were born like it was about to happen in a wavy flashback...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Harp music plays. It transitions to Lil' Strong Bad and Strong Sad, in front of a computer and printer. Strong Sad is typing.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Hurry up, Diaper Stripe! I wanna print out that butt I made out of hyphens and dollar signs!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Sad hits a key, and a paper prints out of the printer.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Did you hear that?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a closeup of The Paper, which reads &amp;quot;Preeeeow, world.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' It said &amp;quot;Preeeeow!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And you were always phenomenal over the boards on defense!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the stadium. Strong Bad is wearing a headband, dancing in front of a basketball hoop as though blocking it. Homestar Runner holds a football and is wearing kneepads and a purple shirt that reads &amp;quot;Team Kneepads 15&amp;quot;. The scoreboard gives a score of &amp;quot;?&amp;quot; for the Home team and &amp;quot;$&amp;quot; for the Visitors.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar has the ball at the top of the key. ''{bounces the football twice}'' Dribble, dribble, ''{throws it toward the hoop}'' shoot!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Paper comes down reading &amp;quot;Manute Bol&amp;quot; in front of the hoop, blocking the shot. Strong Bad looks up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooooh! ''{closeup}'' Get that weak mess outta here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a closeup of Homestar}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, man! Wish I had a time-and-space-transcending piece of paper on ''my'' team.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back a bit. Homsar is hovering in midair behind Homestar, wearing a similar shirt but with the number &amp;quot;.4&amp;quot;. He has a kneepad on his hat instead of his legs.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMSAR:''' ''{his hat flies offscreen}'' AaAaAaAaAaAaA ''{his hat lands on Strong Bad}'' aAaAaAaAa...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, over Homsar}'' I will admit, I wasn't crazy about your goth phase.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Bad in the computer room, in front of the [[Compy 386|Compy]]. A black version of the paper designed to resemble bat wings comes down with a purple glow and a drop of blood that slowly drips off. It has the usual text printed in a Gothic font, but it's nearly unreadable.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh! ''{Looks up, holds up his hands in a defensive stance.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of the Compy up close.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or your preppy phase, for that matter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Paper comes down. It appears to be wearing a pink polo shirt with a turquoise scarf. The shirt has &amp;quot;Tennis&amp;quot; stitched into it with an image of a tennis racket above it. Only the word &amp;quot;golf&amp;quot; is visible on The Paper itself. Strong Bad looks up, then down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' But you always watched out for your younger brothers and sisters.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Another drop of blood drips down from The Paper. Cut to computer room with the Lappy on the desk. Homestar is wrapped up in paper dangling from the ceiling. A bottle of Mountain Dew is visible on the desk.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look, I was just trying to pour Mountain Dew on it! Ohwait. I mean Mello Yello on it! Ohwait. I mean Sierra Mist!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a closeup of Homestar.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Fresca! Surge! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And who knows how many times you saved my shiny black keister?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Bad, on the Island, which has a hole in it and is slowly sinking. Strong Bad is wearing a ragged bandanna. Many shark fins appear circling the island.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' How is this island sinking?! I didn't even kill any end bosses!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Paper comes down reading &amp;quot;Anybody need a lift?&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looking up}'' The Paper! I thought you were still in Pyongyang! Let's go! Jump!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{He jumps up and grabs The Paper, which reels upwards. But back to a silhouetted version of the scene over a sunset. Strong Bad and The Paper appear to be flying away from the island. Video game music plays. The words &amp;quot;GAME OVER&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;PROGRAMMERS:&amp;quot; appear after a moment as the island sinks completely. Transition back to the computer room.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe this is really it! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a closeup of The Paper. It prints out &amp;quot;iT is Tiime. YOU kNOw WhHat to dO.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Farewell&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a full shot. Strong Bad pats the printer.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' &amp;amp;mdash;my strip&amp;amp;egrave;d friend.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad pulls out the [[BMW Lighter]]. Cut to a closeup of The Paper again. Strong Bad burns it, leaving ashes that read &amp;quot;BYE NOW&amp;quot;. Cut back.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing, distressed}'' And The Paper goeth into the ''{a spotlight shines down on Strong Bad}'' niiIIiiIIiiIIght!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The scene fades out, then back in to Strong Bad in front of the Lappy.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looking up}'' How's it comin' up there, Bubs?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Bubs's hand drops down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' I'm almost finished!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{For a few seconds, Bubs mumbles and socket wrench noises are heard.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' ''{ofscreen}'' There!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Alright, now hit us with some Preeow 2.0!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A new paper comes down slowly making shuffling noises. A key with &amp;quot;@&amp;quot; is drawn on the left, and an envelope with Strong Bad's face in it is drawn on the right. The text and graphics on the new paper are slightly striped with white, and the &amp;quot;@&amp;quot; key is striped with cyan, yellow and magenta on the bottom.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' What the? How am I ever supposed to pronounce that garglemesh? ''{imitating the printer's noises}'' Heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk. Doesn't quite roll off the tongue. Alright New Paper, you are officially on trial status. So ya better get to impressin'!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{[[New Paper]] comes down a little more, printing out an [[ASCII art]] butt made with hyphens and dollar signs, with &amp;quot;(but, a butt)&amp;quot; printed next to it.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hm. Well... that's a start.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Click &amp;quot;Butt&amp;quot; at the end to see Homestar tangled in the Paper later on that day.&lt;br /&gt;
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Singing to the tune of Neverending Story}'' The blood is rushing to my head... Blacking out, blacking out, blacking out...&lt;br /&gt;
*Click &amp;quot;impressin'&amp;quot; at the end to see a revisit of [[One Two, One Two]].&lt;br /&gt;
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Bouncing his football}'' Dribble dribble, shoot! Dribble dribble, shoot shoot! ''{Continues over Coach Z's lines}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{Leaning into frame}'' Ooh, dang! ''{Claps four times}'' Ooh, dang! ''{Claps four times}''&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Both continue over Strong Bad's lines}''&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Leaning into frame}'' Look! We're not doing this again. Look! We're not doing this again. ''{Record scratch, Homestar and Coach Z stop}'' We're really not doing this again!&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Scoreboard changes from ? to G}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Bad's comment about not having defeated any end bosses is a reference to load bearing bosses, bosses that, when defeated, result in the destruction of the surrounding environment.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Floppy_Disk_Container#rise of the triad|Floppy Disk Container]] reads &amp;quot;Logo&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;colonel's bequest&amp;quot; in the flashbacks. In the present, it reads &amp;quot;rise of the triad&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*During the flashback of The Paper's preppy phase, the screen of the Compy 386 reads:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;short compy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Kick the booty all day long, I&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
say. But, ya know, maybe not.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*During the flashback of Homestar being tangled up by The Paper, the screen of Lappy 486 reads:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-image: none&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Look, Darius, if you want me to eat a Philly cheesesteak&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
instead of answering an email this week, you got it. No&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
skin off my back. I'll eat a couple-a Tastykakes while I'm&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
at it, too. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta skee-dat.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*During The Paper's &amp;quot;preppy&amp;quot; phase, the contrast can affect the area outside the Compy's screen.&lt;br /&gt;
*When the printer is falling onto Strong Bad, there is a section of paper sticking out of it.  When you see the printer on the ground there's no paper until it starts printing.&lt;br /&gt;
*There are extra lengths of paper sticking out when the paper says, &amp;quot;iT is Tiime. YOU kNOw WhHat to dO.&amp;quot; On the next close-up to the paper, these extra lengths are missing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*The departure of The Paper was foretold in [[montage]] and implied in the previous email, [[more armies]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The music when Strong Bad is carried off the island is from [[Population: Tire]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The rhythmic Easter egg and Strong Bad's &amp;quot;Look, we're not doin' this again!&amp;quot; are references to the previous toon, [[One Two, One Two]].&lt;br /&gt;
*After Strong Bad interrupts the rhythmic Easter egg, the scoreboard changes to [[G]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar refers to [[autobiography]] when he says, &amp;quot;Homestar has the ball at the top of the key!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Lil' Strong Bad's duck shirt is a variation of the [[Duckie Shirt]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;And The Paper goeth into the niiIIiiIIiiIIght!&amp;quot; is a reference to the tag first sung in [[guitar]].&lt;br /&gt;
*In the Easter egg where Homestar sings &amp;quot;The blood is rushing to my head&amp;quot;, it is to the same tune from &amp;quot;The Never Ending Story&amp;quot; as the Easter egg in email [[anything]], in which he sang &amp;quot;Never-ending Soda&amp;quot;, also in reference to Mountain Dew.&lt;br /&gt;
*The pear and leaves wallpaper was first seen in the email [[no loafing]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The computer seen in the flashback is the same computer used in the [[Email Processing Room]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's &amp;quot;Kneepads Team&amp;quot; could be referring to &amp;quot;Homestar's Knees Tech&amp;quot;, from [[mascot]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Preeeeow, world&amp;quot;, is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Hello world program|&amp;quot;hello world&amp;quot; programs]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The song Homestar sings is a parody of the [http://users.pandora.be/soundtrack-fm/Reviews/Klaus_Doldinger/neverending_story/neverending_story.htm theme song] of the 1984 fantasy movie [[IMDB:tt0088323|The NeverEnding Story]], which he previously sang in [[anything]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mountain Dew]], [[Wikipedia:Mello Yello|Mello Yello]], [[Wikipedia:Sierra Mist|Sierra Mist]], [[Wikipedia:Fresca|Fresca]], and [[Wikipedia:Surge|Surge]] are all citrus-flavored sodas.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tastykakes are snack cakes made by the Tasty Baking Company in Philadelphia since 1914. Available for the most part only in the Eastern section of the US, the cakes are often shipped to people now in other parts of the world who grew up with the treats while living in the East.&lt;br /&gt;
*The football Homestar dribbles in the gym is an old ball from the defunct [[Wikipedia:XFL|XFL]] football league.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Manute Bol|Manute Bol]] is a Sudanese-born basketball player and activist. He is known for his height, which allowed him to become a top shot blocker in the NBA.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Pyongyang|Pyongyang]] is the capital city of [[Wikipedia:North Korea|North Korea]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The word &amp;quot;garglemesh&amp;quot; is a pun on the name of [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]], an ancient king of Uruk&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- The sinking-island-after-defeating-an-end-boss concept is far too general to refer to any one specific video game; anyway, it's already noted as an Explanation above. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
{{sbemailextlinks|173|11656}}&lt;br /&gt;
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;JephSullivan:&amp;#32;New page: Hi I'm Jeff Sullivan from Quincy, MA. I'm an engineer.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Hi I'm Jeff Sullivan from Quincy, MA. I'm an engineer.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;JephSullivan:&amp;#32;/* Transcript */ Added link to wikipedia Rogan Josh article&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{sbenav|144|technology|myths &amp;amp; legends}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sbemail144.PNG|thumb|&amp;quot;They were a couple in love...&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Strong Bad dramatically narrates other people's lives. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' &lt;br /&gt;
{{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Strong Badman]] (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Nebulon}} (Easter egg), [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Alien_Cow_Marzipan|Marzipan Alien Cow]] (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Field]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[Strong Mad's Room]], [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Strong Bad's Laundry Room]], [[The Moon]] (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Date:''' Monday, February 6, 2006&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Running Time:''' 3:01&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I met this email on a north-bound train. We had some dinner, then we danced in the rain. ''{Presses enter.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: narration&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever been the narrator for a movie?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Grant Gossman from Minnesota.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad says &amp;quot;Minnesota&amp;quot; slightly slower than the rest.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' No Grossman, I have not. But you know what's way better than narrating movies? Narrating peoples' pathetic everyday lives like they're movie trailers. Ready? Let's try it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is sitting at his table eating a small pie. Strong Bad leans in through the doorway.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dramatically}'' Meet Strong Sad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG SAD:''' What? Who are you talking to?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' All he ever wanted was to eat his grody ethnic food in peace.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey man, this is a [[wikipedia:Rogan josh|Rogan Josh]] pot pie!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Until one day, fate threw him a curveball.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A small blue octopus flies across the screen, hits Strong Sad in the face with a slap and sticks to him.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' OW!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Lump of Dump Pictures proudly presents:&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to logo splash. Words appear as Strong Bad says them.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' &amp;quot;Whined &amp;amp; Dined&amp;quot;. In the game of life, may the best man ''{slight pause}'' whine. ''{grumbles}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Coach Z is talking to Bubs. Strong Bad quickly peers out around the corner of the stand. All the while, dramatic music with drums is heard.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' In a post-apocalyptic world where ''{cut to a closeup of Strong Bad}'' weird old men survive on boring conversations...&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to wide shot outside the stand.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' I suppose we could talk about my napkin friend for another couple hours. ''{holds up a napkin}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Strong Bad.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ...a line will be drawn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the inside of the stand.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' YOUR napkin?! Well, it's got my snot balls on it!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut back to Strong Bad.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' A hero will rise.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to outside the stand.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Man, you don't even have a nose!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Strong Bad.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And an empire will fall.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut back to outside the stand.  Bubs slams the metal gate to his concession stand shut, revealing &amp;quot;4actor Z&amp;quot; graffiti}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Factor Z!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Marzipan's House. Marzipan and Homestar are inside; Homestar is wearing an apron and a strange chef's hat. Strong Bad peeks in from the left.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' They were a couple in love.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, you look like a dork with that on.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Until a dorky chef's hat threatened to tear them apart.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Close-up of Homestar's head. Homestar shakes his head, making the hat's 'googly eyes' jiggle.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''  Oh, yeah? Well maybe you look like some type of enormous... alien... cow!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{gasp}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as music begins to play}'' This summer,&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the field, where Homsar is levitating on his stomach while his hat rises}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' &amp;amp;mdash;this holiday season,&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the side of The King of Town's castle. The Poopsmith is shoveling whatsit in the background. Slow zoom in on him}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' &amp;amp;mdash;this Arbor Day, some smelly French studio invites YOU ''{points at camera}'' to sit through a four hour film with no dialogue and no plot. &amp;quot;Whatsit ''{slight pause}'' All About&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Title appears on the screen with the subtitle &amp;quot;Whatzeet All Aboot?&amp;quot; Cut to Strong Mad's room. Strong Mad and The Cheat are playing Battleship. Piano music begins as Strong Bad appears in the center}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Two unlikely partners...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG MAD:''' I ATE MY BATTLESHIP!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ...one brain between them.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugs and sighs}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' From the creators of &amp;quot;I'm Surprised Strong Mad Hasn't Eaten The Cheat by Now&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{upset}'' Awww!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' get ready to&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The words fly on screen as he says them.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' &amp;amp;mdash;LUG... IT... AROUND.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Title appears at top of screen.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' &amp;quot;Lugnut ''{gestures toward Strong Mad, who grins}'' &amp;amp; Squeak&amp;quot; ''{pats The Cheat on the head}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes a The Cheat noise}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to bathroom. We are just behind Strong Sad as he brushes his teeth. We can see his reflection in the mirror. Strong Bad pops up just over his shoulder.}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' For hundreds of years it has ''{flickers lights on and off}'' haunted mankind.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to The Basement. Strong Sad is watching TV. Strong Bad is standing off to the side.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' From the master of teenagers-on-a-camping-trip-esque horror. ''{flickers lights again and leaves them off}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Are you gonna throw a dead goose at me or something?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Comes the remake no one has been waiting for: ''{another title splash}'' &amp;quot;Things That Go Dump in The Night&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the laundry room. Strong Sad opens the dryer. Cut to a view of Strong Sad from inside it. A dead Canada goose flies out and Strong Sad screams as it knocks him over. The screen immediately goes black except for the words &amp;quot;Your goose is cooked.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' The critics agree! &amp;quot;A triumph!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;A cinematic breakfast snack of some kind!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;It ''{very slight pause}'' sure was a movie!&amp;quot; ''{quickly}'' Now playing in select cities. ''{rapidly, in the manner of a disclaimer}'' This Strong Bad Email has been rated P for The Poopsmith and a graphic scene of The Paper.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on &amp;quot;Grossman&amp;quot; after Strong Bad types it to see a Strong Badman comic book cover illustrating him.&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on &amp;quot;critics&amp;quot; at the end of the email to see a scene with Strong Bad and Strong Sad.&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{still with the blue octopus on his face}'' Look, all I'm saying is it felt more like a change-up than a curveball.&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you, the SBEmail police now? This is like three weeks in a row!&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on &amp;quot;rated P&amp;quot; at the end to see a [[Powered by the Cheat]] scene featuring Marzipan as an &amp;quot;enormous alien cow&amp;quot; with Nebulon on [[The Moon]].&lt;br /&gt;
:'''MARZIPAN ALIEN:''' ''{in a Powered by the Cheat-style voice}'' You know, Nebulon, I've always admired your styles.&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Nebulon makes a sad face and slides away.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Rogan Josh|Rogan Josh]] is a tomato/red pepper based lamb curry dish, created in Northern India.  It is normally served over rice, not in a pot pie.&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;change-up&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;curveball&amp;quot; Strong Sad mentions in the Easter egg are both [[Wikipedia:Pitch (baseball)|pitches]] in baseball. There is a [[Wikipedia:Double-entendre|double entendre]], however. While he was probably speaking literally of the octopus being thrown at him, both phrases can also be used of unexpected twists of fate, as in Strong Bad's narration.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*The Strong Badman Easter egg was not in the email at first, but was added later on in the day.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Bad emphasizes the word &amp;quot;gross&amp;quot; when he says the name &amp;quot;Gossman&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Grossman&amp;quot;. A &amp;quot;gross&amp;quot; is a term for 144 of anything, and this is the 144th email. &lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Bad refers to Bubs and Coach Z as &amp;quot;old men&amp;quot; in this toon. Their ages relative to the other characters are rarely mentioned, although Coach Z called himself an &amp;quot;old man&amp;quot; in [[caffeine]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Interestingly, although Strong Bad refers to Bubs as an old man in this e-mail and in [[isp]], he also called him &amp;quot;kid&amp;quot; in [[cheatday]].&lt;br /&gt;
* When Strong Bad is narrating for &amp;quot;THiNGS THAT GO DUMP iN THE NiGHT&amp;quot;, he flips the lights on and off in the basement, making us think that there is a light switch just &amp;quot;behind the black&amp;quot; on the left.  However, in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], no light switch was seen.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad separating Minnesota from the rest of the email in the way he did, is probably a reference to how Minnesotans pronounce the long O sound.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*During the ''Lugnut and Squeak'' scene, the Battleship images on the playing boards are slightly disproportionate when the camera zooms in on Strong Bad.&lt;br /&gt;
*When The Poopsmith is shoveling his pile of [[Whatsit|whatsit]], the whatsit on his shovel disappears before dropping to the ground.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Glitches===&lt;br /&gt;
*When Marzipan's angry expression is used, blinking causes her outline to be intruded.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Mad's role as Lugnut is likely a reference to his [[Yearbook Character Page#Strong Mad|Yearbook Character Page]], which described him as a &amp;quot;big lug.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's line about boring conversations between Bubs and Coach Z is another Yearbook Character Page reference, while their argument over who owns the napkin is a reference to the Easter egg rap from [[cheatday]], specifically Bubs's line (to Coach Z) &amp;quot;But don't you steal my napkins.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad says &amp;quot;three weeks in a row&amp;quot;, he is referring to the previous 2 emails: [[technology]], in which Strong Sad corrected Strong Bad for calling a floppy disk a &amp;quot;hard disk&amp;quot;, and [[secret identity]], when [[Hyperactive Strong Sad]] corrected Homestar's mispronunciation of &amp;quot;pseudonym&amp;quot;. All three of these corrections occurred during [[Easter egg|Easter eggs]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Even though Marzipan Alien Cow says she likes his style (unlike Strong Bad and [[1-Up]]), Nebulon mopes away just as he did in [[New Boots]].&lt;br /&gt;
**Matt Chapman remarked in the [[Inkhole Interview]] and [[New Boots#Commentary Transcript|New Boots DVD Commentary]] that this move is his favorite part of any toon.&lt;br /&gt;
*The movie title &amp;quot;THiNGS THAT GO DUMP iN THE NiGHT&amp;quot; is another appearance of [[Lowercase i's|lowercase ''i'''s]].&lt;br /&gt;
*There is another reference to [[Pie|pie]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's dorky chef's hat is another instance of a [[Googly-eyed Objects|googly-eyed object]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;4actor Z&amp;quot; is another example of [[Internet Slang|Leetspeak]].&lt;br /&gt;
*This email contains an instance of [[Strong Bad Smiling]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
* The game Strong Mad and The Cheat are playing is [[Wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]. Strong Mad's line &amp;quot;I ate my battleship!&amp;quot; is a take off from the old Battleship commercials, where one player would cry at the end &amp;quot;You sank my battleship!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** The &amp;quot;battleship&amp;quot; icon depicted on the game is a silhouette of the Civil War-era Confederate [[Wikipedia:Ironclad_warship|ironclad]] ''[[Wikipedia:CSS_Virginia|CSS Virginia]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* The title &amp;quot;Things That Go [[Dump]] in the Night&amp;quot; is a reference to the better known phrase &amp;quot;Things that go '''Bump''' in the Night&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Teenagers on a camping trip&amp;quot; likely refers to horror movies such as [[Wikipedia:Friday the 13th (film series)|Friday the 13th]] and its sequels, which primarily featured such characters.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- &amp;quot;Lugnut and Squeak&amp;quot; is a TTATOT reference.  Please stop adding references about this item.  (Unless TBC make it clear what they were referring to.) --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Films from narrator]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
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