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User talk:StrongstarRunbad

Homsar7 — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 02:42:09 GMT

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==Fullscreen vs. Flash file==

Hi Strongstar,

I noticed that you changed a "view the flash file for" link to "in fullscreen" on [[Homestar Runner]]. I've rolled back that change. We've standardized our format such that in External Links sections, the standard .swf link says "view the flash file for <name of toon>", instead of "in fullscreen", which was misleading. Please take note. Thanks. -- [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 14:32, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)
:Noted. [[User:StrongstarRunbad|StrongstarRunbad]] 18:02, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

==Flash files==

You're doing a lot of work on these Flash Files tonight (Oct. 4) Great job. -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]
:Thanks. And thanks for giving me the short edit description! =) —[[User:StrongstarRunbad|StrongstarRunbad]] 19:48, 4 Oct 2004 (MST)

==A troll's trolling==
Hi, there. I have an awesome Userpage.—Scottman13
:Troll.—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|StrongstarRunbad]] 21:25, 13 Nov 2004 (MST)

::Not excactly a troll, but an annoying guy. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 06:25, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

== Good evening ==
hey dude, how long have you been on here? and a cool username too:).-{{User:Homsar7/sig}}
:'04 eh? thats cool. i had a different account, but it wasn't that good, i couldnt remember the username, and i decided to use a new one. so, ive been here since december. how'd you think of the username besides combining strong bad and homestar runner? -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}
::And i actually came up witht the intro for personal favorties and i got a wicked sig. take a look! -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}
:::A-Very, Very Good. I'd Like It If You Found And Posted That Here! That Would Be Cool:) -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}
::::I LOVE IT! ITS AWeSOME! -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

:::::Yo, yo Strongstar. How goes it? -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

::::::Hows That? -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

:::::::I meant like how are you going to do that, but cool! and your live journal is cool. i noticed your user pic is calvin from ''calvin and hobbs'' as tracer bullet. good stuff:) -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

::::::::>Head
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::::::::>Keyboard. I meant you phrased it so i couldnt really understand. but cool.-{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

:::::::::i actually take kah-rah-tah (spongebob is strange). -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

"I think I has the solution!" I think I found the other half of the conversation! Believe me, it's SO much easier for you when you keep the conversation on one talk page. Sure, one party won't get the yellow alert, but hey, if the conversation's not that important, who cares, right? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:11, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

:Normally, I do keep conversations on one page, but for whatever reason I made an exception in this case.—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 02:40, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

::oh...sorry...

::um...yeah chappelle is cool...

::um...ok, w/e...-{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

well, i guess we should keep it on ur userpage for now..

by the way, how'd that job thingamigy go? -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

:I started working 8AM Monday morning. We're setting up the store—shelves, BIN labels, stock—and it's supposed to open on June 30.—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 22:14, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

:cool. my summer break starts june 27. we started late because they were building a new high school, and it got complicated so....-{{User:Homsar7/sig}}—{{User:Homsar7/sig}} 14:48, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

== Hey! ==
If you want, I can redesign your picture thing. I mean, if you want. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 21:27, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

:Uh, sure. Don't know if I'll use the remix, but sure, let's see what you can do.—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 03:21, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

== Image you wanted? ==

[[Image:STRONGSTARRUNBAD.PNG]] There's you am. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 22:53, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

== It's been a while. ==

Dear S*R,

It is your old friend, Homsar7! I was just wondering how the Office Depot you last mentioned is.

--{{User:Homsar7/sig}} 20:18, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

:Meh, it's all right.—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 13:26, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

::Whoops ^^; forgot I had put something here. Unfourtuneately, A), my spelling stinks, and B) im going to have to get a job soon. Maybe as a bag boy? Oh this could suck...Anyway. Hows life otherwise? --{{User:Homsar7/sig}} 02:42, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

User talk:Sir Strong Bad

Homsar7 — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 02:29:22 GMT

Homsar7: /* Please Excuse Me! STOP */

== An electronic reply! ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad, stop.

Have you any idea why The Sneak is so prone to explosions? Stop.

Sincerely, President Cold One, stop.

'''Dear Carpet Bagger'''

'''I have no idea why my The Sneak is so succeptible to random acts of combustion! It is quite a baffling situation!'''

==preview==
FROM THE TELEGRAPH INC. TELEGRAPH... THING.
DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP
REMEMBER THAT THERE IS A PREVIEW BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLOG UP RECENT CHANGES STOP
THANK YOU STOP
{{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:49, 15 November 2005 (UTC) STOP

'''Blast it! I say, my telegramophone doesn't have a monitor, so I can't even see it. Curses! I'll see what I can do. Thanks for the tip, you buffoon.'''

==The What For==
Hey there Sir Strong Bad. I replied to you on my talk page. Quick thing here, though: Posting the same generic message on several talk pages is considered spam here. Just a heads up. Thanks for understanding. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:22, 16 November 2005 (UTC)

'''You buffoon! I often change the headings on my generic electronic greetings! Bwahaha! Just engaging in a joke! The rules are so strict 'round here, I say! Does anyone ever get pummeled for violating them? Yes... That would be quite intriguing... Yes...'''

:Not pummeled, per se. Just boiled in hot butter. :) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

'''I see... The Kaiser here says that the punishment is not too bad.'''

== Um ==

Um it is I, DBK. '''STOP''' 

I bid you greetings from 2005. '''STOP''' 

Its nice to meet you. '''STOP''' 

Feel free to drop me a line any time. '''STOP''' 

Bye. '''STOP''' 

{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}}

'''2005!? What in blazes!? I thought I was reaching the year 1987! Curses! Now I must get rid of my updated photograph of me with notoriously long hair!'''

== A Notice ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

You have gone over the word limit on your electronic message '''STOP'''

You must pay a 25-cent extension fee '''STOP'''

Sincerely, '''STOP'''

The Superfied Telegraph Union '''STOP'''

'''25 cents!? BAH! I will pay no such fee! I shall see that The Strong Man flosses his mandibles with your spine!'''

The Strong Man shall do no such thing, Sir Strong Bad, as we have locked him up in our re-re-reinforced steel holding facilities. You must now pay a '''50'''-cent extension fee to release him.

'''CURSES! Foiled again!'''

Yes, all is going according to plan... wait, Strong Man, what are you doing with that comically oversized mallet? AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhh <nowiki>*hits me over head with mallet*</nowiki> you'll...never...get...away...with...this...<nowiki>*faints*</nowiki>

'''Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! They called me a buffoon for inventing that comically oversized mallet! But who has the last laugh now? Me! Sir Strong Bad! Yes... Now I simply must find a use for this comically oversized powder-puff! MAKE-UP!'''

Hey, Sir Strong Bad. Want to let you know that in the future, a show called [[wikipedia:Family Guy|Family Guy]] will steal your joke and use the comically oversized powderpuff. Play me away, Donny!

'''You must excuse me now! I must go give a certain [[wikipedia:Seth MacFarlane|Seth MacFarlane]] the whats for, for making off with my humorous dialogue! CURSE HIM!'''

Dear 1936 man,
I am the new ruler of Mars, having just obtained the rank of [[User:RadSkat3|RadSkat3]]. I have sole access to Earth's resources including the internet. I would like to learn more about 1936. Please leave a message on my message board which you can find by clicking the blue text with my rank on it above. Thank you, Sir Strong Bad, master of shinanigans.

'''I have given you a well thought out list of information on your talk page!'''

==A letter bearing the seal of the royal house of Sweden==
To the illustrious Sir Strong Bad, peer of the realm, Free Country USA: 
     Permit me to introduce myself as AbdiViklas, heir to the throne of Sweden. I am pleased to say I received your telegrammaparcel promptly and in the best of health. May I be the first to wish you joy of your arrival upon our gladsome shores! It is my fervent wish that you be nourished with the sweet milk of humankindness at the nurturing bosom of the glorious motherland, strengthening daily 'til you have tasted of the fierce draught of freedom flowing in the plenteous bowl of wikidom! 
     If it would be no imposition, might I venture to suggest that you sign your posts with three (or four, as the humor strikes you) tildes, thusly: '''<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>'''? While a flowing, refined hand is a mark of true distinction, the adoption of this expedient electronic signet secures felicities of greater weight and import than your own ease. If properly executed, it renders your signature a link of the utmost clarity from wheresoever you should implement it directly to your user page! Lacking this nicety, I was forced to consult the annals of my "Page History" to ascertain to whom I owed the honor of your correspondence. Three tildes will provide your username, "Sir Strong Bad," while four will add the time and day (as I will demonstrate at the close of this epistle). If, however, you wish your signature to reflect your title and peerage (as who should not?), there is yet a shift that will serve: simply close with '''<nowiki>[[User:Sir Strong Bad]]</nowiki>'''! This ingenious device functions similarly to the solid gold pocket-watch you cherish: the first half, before the '''|''', like the cogs and springs, ensures the proper working of the curious engine; the latter half, like the filigree faceplate, masks and conceals the workings behind a fair facade, and is itself alone visible. 
     Having expended quite enough of my best india ink and your most gracious patience, I beg you will permit me to take my leave of you, only adding in conclusion that, should you have occasion to desire succor or counsel on any matter of the wiki, the resources of the crown of Sweden and my own humble assistance are entirely at your disposal. I remain, as ever, your humble servant, 
     [[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 02:58, 16 November 2005 (UTC)

'''My oh my! However did you manage to type so many letters and sentences without running out of typewriter ink? But I digress... Thank you oh so much, AbdiViklas of Sweden. I, Sir Strong Bad of Free Country USA humbly thank you for your services. Perhaps we could work together in the near future! Well, until next time!'''

'''So long, not buffoon!'''
'''[[User:Sir Strong Bad]] 03:54, 16 November 2005 (UTC)''' (Holy soup bonds! It worked!)

==A Telegramaphonic Reply ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I recivied your message earlier today '''STOP'''

I would be delighted to make your aquaintance '''STOP'''

Please contact me again to confirm agreement '''STOP'''

With quite a few regards,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 17, Nov. 2005

P.S.-Please continue to plummit those less fortunate than you '''STOP'''

'''I say, we are thrilled to have your acquaintanceship within our pack of meddling scoundrels, Sir Rula! In enough time, you too could be a scoundrel like us!'''

===A Telegramophonic Follow-up!===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I relish that fateful day '''STOP'''

Please inform me of your future mishaps '''STOP'''

Also, tell that rather dapper swindler The Sneak to continue pushing The Homestar Runner of his flying machine '''STOP'''

I bid you good tidings '''STOP'''

Sincerely,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov 2005

'''Yes, The Sneak is quite the phenom when it comes to foiling The Homestar Runner's plans! Bwa ha ha! In fact, I think The Homestar Runner has once again taken my cheese melting device without consent. Curses! I shall show him whats for!'''

===Yet another telegramophonic follow-up!===

Yes, you go give him the whats for! '''STOP'''

You and I think very much alike, I see '''STOP'''

Also, have you ever thought of using The Sneak's cumbustable propreties to power your horselessly-drawn carrige? '''STOP'''

Inquisitively,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

P.S.-How did you enjoy my viewable electronic page? '''STOP'''

'''Yes, The Homestar Runner now has the whats for dripping from his ear holes!...? As for The Sneak's explosive properties... you see, his combustions usually occur spontaneously and at random moments, otherwise I would exploit him like a poor sap! Your viewable web page was quite intriguing. I dare say that I am something of an artist myself, you see. What brand of telegramophone do you own? Mine is a Telly 400.'''

===More Replying!===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I'm guessing that you're reffering to my large-eyed self-portrait when you say artistic '''STOP'''

As for the telegramaphone, you are forgetting that I live in the year 2005! '''STOP'''

I use a computating device called the Window XP! '''STOP'''

As for The Sneak's random combustability, perhaps slip him some nitroglycerin! '''STOP'''

Then he'd be exploding non-stop! '''STOP'''

Sincerely,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

'''Oh yes! I oft forget that I am communicating with a gentlemen of the twenty-first century. My apologies. Now what is this about using a WINDOW to communicate electronically!? The future startles me! And what on earth is nitroglycerin!?'''

===And yet.. Another reply.===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

Windows is a brand of computer, a future device that allows one to see what they are doing on a screen! '''STOP'''

Furthermore, nitroglycerin is a material that explodes at the slightest shake! '''STOP'''

I realise that you live in the era where Curly Howard was one of the Three Stooges '''STOP'''

Do you like his work? '''STOP'''

I think that he is very funny '''STOP'''

With regards,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

'''What the deuce is a computer? It sounds like a type of pipe-weed. As for this nitroglycerin you speak of, I would like to get my mitts on a container of that, I would! Where might one find such a container? And yes, I am acquaintances with Curly Howard. We frequent pubs to sneak a nip of hooch quite often, we do.'''

===Last electronic reply!===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

A computer is a device which allows you to engage in electronic conversations, participate in enjoyment activities, and even do work such as taxes '''STOP'''

Also, I would like to move our chatting over to my page, as your conversation page is getting cramped, while mine is nearly empty '''STOP'''

Sincerely,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

'''Of course! We shall converse in the comfort of your user page!'''

== Another Electronic Reply! ==

Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

How do you deal with the factory buffoon? '''STOP'''

Answer [[User:Another Strong Badian|Here]]! '''STOP'''

Sincerely, President Cold One '''STOP'''

'''Fear not, Sir Cold One. The gang and I have devised a dastardly scheme to deal with the factory buffoon, we have! Others who are interested may read it on the clickable electronic link I have provided [[User:Another Strong Badian|here]]. This will surely leave you satisfied and your factories buffoonless!'''

== User name ==

dear sir strong bad stop i notice that you have the wiki user name of wrestleman stop if you are going to continue to go by sir strong bad then why not put in a request to [[HRWiki:Changing_username|formally change it]] stop it seems like it would be less confusing that way stop sincerely [[User:It's dot com|it's dot com]] (21:09, 18 November 2005 (UTC))

'''An exemplatory idea! I shall jump on that like The Kaiser on a buffet table!'''

hey sir strong bad stop tom has changed your name in the database and i took the liberty of moving your page to its new location stop everything should be good to go stop rock rock on stop sincerely [[User:It's dot com|it's dot com]] (00:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC))

'''Ha Ha! Ha Ha! ********* is no more! For now, I go by by real name, Sir Strong Bad! Sir Dot Com is a technological genius! I shall send him a congratulatory shilling!'''

==An Electronic Reply==

Sir Stong Bad '''Stop'''

I am leaving you an electronic reply as per your request. '''Stop'''

I would be glad to make your aquaintence. '''Stop'''

But first, I feel the need to ask you a question. '''Stop'''

How do you manage the telagramophone whilst wearing gentlemans sport gloves? '''Stop'''

From Homsarroks. '''Stop'''

'''GASP! WHAT!? WHAT IN THE NAME OF SOUP BONDS DID YOU JUST ASK!? THE FINAL STRAW HAS BEEN LAIN! I SHALL SEE THAT THE STRONG MAN INSERTS BAMBOO CHUTES UP EACH OF YOUR FINGER NAILS! CURSES!'''

===An electronic apology!===

My Apologies, Sir Strong Bad. '''Stop'''

I had no wish to incur you wrath. '''Stop'''

I beg forgiveness. '''Stop'''

From Homsarroks. '''Stop'''

P.S. '''Stop'''

Could you be so kind as to ask the Strong Man to remove these chutes from underneath ny fingernails? '''Stop'''

'''Fine! I shall allow my kinder state to manage this situation... for now! But if one was to inquire about my telegramaphonic managing a second time, OH, WOULD MY BISCUITS BE BURNT!'''

== Acquaintances ==

Why... hello '''Stop'''

I bid ''you'' hello from 2005 '''Stop'''

I see that you have been wanting to meet alot of peoples acquaintances '''Stop'''

If you really want to get to know people from around here, then you could simply go to [[HRWiki:IRC channel|The Chat Channel]] '''Stop'''

Hope to see you there some time '''Stop'''

{{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 03:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC)

'''I hope my Telly 400 is up to the task of handling online chatting progrums!'''

== New messages indicator ==

when we upgraded to mediawiki one point five it introduced a bug in the way the system handles the new messages indicator stop currently the only way to get the message to go away is to click unwatch at the top of your talk page stop this is necessary even if you yourself are the one who edits the page stop we have done what we can to make sure the people who design the software are aware of the problem and we hope they will give us a patch to fix it soon stop yours sincerely [[User:It's dot com|it's dot com]] (03:19, 19 November 2005 (UTC))

'''Mercy me! Thank you for the electronic tip! You are a being of great knowledge! I bid you thanks!'''

== Hey there Sir Strong bad stop ==

I got Your electronic message! '''Stop'''.

Let get to Know each other,'''stop''':

1.what is you real namem,'''stop'''?

2.what do you do for a living,'''stop'''?

3.How did you find me,'''stop'''?

Do you happen t Know It's dot com,'''stop''', Heimstern Läufer, '''stop''', or AbdiViklas, '''stop'''?

Hoping you send me reply,'''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC) '''stop'''

'''I have sent you a telegramophonic reply! As if one would have a reply to "What is your real namen?" anyways...'''

===An electronic mistake!===

Dear sir strong bad '''stop'''

You've made a mistake '''stop'''

I'm no lady '''stop'''

I'm a Macedonian, which is why may name can trick people '''stop'''

Nikolce is macedonian for Nick '''stop'''

But you can call me Nicholas if you wish '''stop'''

I bid you good day, i do '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:42, 20 November 2005 (UTC) '''stop'''

Ps:
Dear Sir Strong Bad stop
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst
wearing gentleman's sport gloves? stop
signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth

'''I beg your forgiveness, Sir Kocovski... worth. I actually caught my mistake but at that particular moment, my telegramophone began to make strange noises and emit foul odors. What was one to do but to wait it out? And if I didn't know you better, I would be forced to subject you to a proper thrashing due to your last comment!'''

I forgive you Sir strong bad '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:53, 20 November 2005 (UTC) '''stop'''

'''Hurrah!'''

== Greetings! ==

Sir Strong Bad STOP 
I bid you greetings from the year 2005 GO 
I received your message loud and clear RED LIGHT 
and have taken it upon myself to issue you a reply LOOK OUT 
I see that you have impeccable taste in modern websites THERE'S A COP 
and have thusly gained my respect OH GREAT 
I wish you well, and I look forward HE'S PULLING ME OVER 
to speaking with you soon SORRY OFFICER 
Yours Truly, KieferSkunk DANG, I GOT A TICKET 

'''I bid you an exhuberant thank you! And if there is anything I can do to help you deal with those law authorities then please send me an electronic reccomendation!'''

== Lost ==

Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

One dollar was found on the dirt road today. '''STOP'''

It costs a mere 10 cents to retreve it and claim as your own. '''STOP'''

Thank you for your time! '''STOP'''

[[User:Stinkoman K|The Stink Man]] '''STOP'''

'''How could one pass up such a bargain? How about you send me the dollar now, and I shall promptly deliver the ten pennies to your address tomorrow?'''

== DELETED ==

Double Post '''DELETED!'''

'''And in such a timely manner as well.'''

== I Need a Caper! ==

Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I come to you under the direst of dire situations! '''STOP'''

Election day has come up in My Country, USA. '''STOP'''

And Senator Warm One has just announced his candidacy for MY presidency! '''STOP'''

Thusly, I turn to you, and your massive ability to pull a caper, as my last resort. '''STOP'''

I need The Strong Man to bludgeon this fool senator with any and all blunt objects available. '''STOP'''

Meanwhile, the Sneak must dig up any and all dirt on this buffoon, even if said dirt is fully fabricated. '''STOP'''

Then you must give him the what-for! '''STOP'''

Succeed, and you shall receive a handsome reward in the form of seventy-four thousand nine hundred ninty-one dollars and thirty-three cents. '''STOP'''

As well as your own cabaret of beautiful dancing girls. '''STOP'''

Cordially, President Cold One '''STOP'''

'''Sir One, you need not fret over such a simple task! Fortunately for you, I am a Coldublican, not a Warmocrat. The Strong Man is gathering any an all blunt, senator-bludgeoning objects at this time. The Sneak has been browsing the world wide web in search for any threatening information on this Senator Warm One. And as for me, I have prepared a well thought out list of what for-isms to present to the offending buffoon. Although, we have hit one minor snag... we reside in the year 1938, while you sustain in the year 2005! Curses! What is one to do?'''

== Dear Sir ==

Dear Sir Strong bad '''STOP'''

What became of your gold pants? '''STOP'''

I would like to propose a trade '''STOP'''

Your pants for my water soup '''STOP'''

Cordially,
{{User:Benol/sig}}

'''Oh, but you forget yourself, lad! My tiny waist prevented the golden slacks from remaining above my ankles so I had no use for purchasing them. So, I'm afraid it's curtains for your request! As if I would agree to a trade requesting gold slacks for a filthy can of water soup anyways!'''

== The football player ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

Who is the football player? '''STOP'''

Is he the sneak's ball playing partner? '''STOP'''

Punch The Sneak for me,
{{User:Benol/sig}}

'''Sir B, it appears as though you do not know the full story behind the said "football player". The football playing lad was merely filling in for me while I was stealing The Homestar Runner's cow emblazoned electronic lighting device. I had previously owed The Sneak a swift kick in the Sneak and he was merely completing my aformentioned task.'''

== Old-Timey The Paper...Sorta ==

http://www.strongfans.com/old-timey_paper.PNG {{clear}}
Greetings. I was just sending you an electronic posting to inquire if Sir Strong Bad might luxuriate in this modern edition of The Paper. Hope you enjoy the intellectual nourishment. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 01:36, 25 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Sir Paper, you are the kindest chap to ever please me with your deeds! I thank you in the most gracious manner!'''

== Greetings '''stop''' ==

Greetings there sir strong bad '''stop'''

How have you been(how would you write this in your way?) '''stop'''

Do you know about Wikipedia '''stop'''

see you soon '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 11:18, 25 November 2005 (UTC)

Ps: How do you manage the telegramaphone whilst wearing gentelmans sports gloves?

'''stop'''
signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth.

'''Yes, but of course one of my superior intellect knows about the electronic Wikipedia database! I frequent it quite often!'''
'''PS. ONE MORE GENTLEMEN'S SPORT GLOVE CRACK AND I SHALL HAVE THE STRONG MAN BLUDGEON EACH OF YOU INTO SUBMISSION WITH AN ADDING MACHINE!'''

Foriginess please '''stop'''

i just never ment to make fun of you,'''stop'''

He made me do it, i think '''stop'''

ps: How do you say ps in your way '''stop'''?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:40, 27 November 2005 (UTC) ....worth.

'''Need you not worry, Sir Kocovskiworth, no bludgeonings will come to you anytime soon. As for your inquiry, in 1938, instead of "ps" one would say, "on an unrelated topic...". I hope that leaves you inquiriless as well as bludgeonless!'''

==just er... saying hi==
:HI SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' DO NOT WORRY, FOR I AM NOT ASKING A QUESTION ABOUT SPORTING GLOVES '''STOP''' I WAS AT A QUITE MODERN-ISH STORE CALLED 7-11, AND I SAW A PACKET OF "SIR SICKLY SAMS FLAVOR-TASTE STYLE CHEWING POWDERS" '''STOP''' I WAS WONDERING IF YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS AWFUL COMPANY '''STOP''' I SEE THAT SICKLY SAM SEEMS TO BE A BRETHERIN OF YOURS '''STOP''' I WOULD GIVE HIM A JOLLY GOOD POUNDING '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''WHO-WHA!? Sir Sickly Sam!? Curse him! Sir Bubsty, I swear that I would give that cad a jolly good pounding if it weren't for the fact that I have already killed him. Yes... It seems that younger siblings are a hindrance even in their afterlives. CURSES!'''

'''Umm... On a side note, Sir Bubsty... How was his chewing powder? Does it compare to my own?'''

I NEVER TRIED IT '''STOP''' I COMPLETELY REFUSED TO BUY IT '''STOP''' I HATE THAT BLASTED SICKLY SAM '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''You, Sir Bubsty... just bought yourself an honorary gang member induction!'''

OOH, THAT RULES '''STOP''' THANK YOU VERY MUCH '''STOP''' YOU HAVE EARNED YOURSELF A PLACE IN MY "FAVORITE USERS" SECTION '''STOP'''

SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Hooray! My reputation grows! Sir Strong Bad will soon not only rule the year 1938, but 2005 as well! Bwa ha ha ha!'''

==Some little questions==
Dear, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP''' 
Here is some little questions: '''STOP''' 
1. Has you some time play football? '''STOP''' 
2. How did you seen out when you was a baby? '''STOP''' 
3. How did you think you came's to seen out when you are wery old? '''STOP'''

[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]
Sweden

'''For Sir Viklas. Hi?'''

'''1. Prehaps! I'm've was to make football often times. Play? Know. Best football results twice again.'''

'''2. Every age I have seen out as a baby. I think I has the solution: width times height.'''

'''3. As a wery old, I can fathom the scene to be with me. Looking always as I ever did. It was not came's. He borrowed mine.'''

'''Okay, Viklas, one would certainly wish that would answer your questions. I do believe that we're on the same page. Unfortunately, yours has a large F on it.'''

'''— Sir Stark Dålig'''

== ssb_telegram 22 ==

Greetings, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP'''

I am from England. '''STOP'''

What are your thoughts on
the English? '''STOP'''

Many thanks, '''STOP'''

{{User:The Chort/sig}} '''STOP'''

'''What do I think about the English, huh!? OH! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK ABOUT THE ENGLISH!!!... I think their muffins are exemplatory!'''

==A Question==
How did you find me? '''STOP'''

I was just curious.'''STOP'''

Farewell,'''STOP'''

"Sir Rroks"'''STOP'''

'''I believe I stumbled upon your name on the "recent changes" electronic page.'''

==Chiaroscuro==
Your new sig looks fabulous in evening-formal black and white... '''S r t o g a'''. If a bit bewildering. (Say hi to Jr. Toga for me!) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 04:46, 28 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Bwa Ha Ha Ha! You are quite a funny man! I believe you may have just earned yourself an honorary member induction!!'''

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}
:DEAR MR. BAD '''STOP'''
YOUR SIG IS VERY WONDERFUL (I TRIED SAYING THAT IN 1930-ISH, BUT IT DIDN'T COME OUT WELL) '''STOP'''
I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT ''TWO'' OF YOUR GANG MEMBERS ARE SWEDISH '''STOP'''
BEFORE I MOVED TO A CITY (I BELIEVE IT WAS A TOWN IN YOUR DAY) CALLED SEATTLE '''STOP'''
I LIVED IN SWEDEN '''STOP'''
SIGNED,
SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''I apologize profusely Sir Bubsty! I shall update your electronic section at once!'''

NO NO '''STOP''' IT WASN'T DIRECTED TO BE RUDE '''STOP''' IT WAS JUST A COMMENT '''STOP''' YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ADD ANYTHING '''STOP''' SORRY FOR POORLY EXPLAINING WHAT I MEANT TO SAY '''STOP'''
SIGNED,
SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''I knew. I simply wish for all of my acquaintances to be satisfied!'''

SUIT YOURSELF, BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE OR CHANGE ANYTHING IT WAS MERELY A "FUN FACT" '''STOP'''
SIGNED,
SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

:Sorry to interrupt, but I just wanted to alert you that I've finally [[User talk:AbdiViklas#An electronic request!|replied]] to your message! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 05:19, 30 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Sorry, Sir Viklas. I've grown rather attached to the Swedish Fish.'''
:Cool; so have I. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 05:58, 3 December 2005 (UTC)

== NYU Talk ==

Haldo '''STOP'''

I'm wondering '''STOP'''

Do you know the transcripts of any of the cartoons '''STOP'''

From the NYU talk because i would like to know '''STOP'''

[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|NOT Billy Bob Bob]] 21:36, 28 November 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

'''Umm... I'm not entirely sure what you're asking me here. If your asking me if I know the transcripts of the accursed "Homestar Runner" cartoons then I must say yes. Curse that armless buffoon! I also know the trancripts of all of the famed "Strong Bad E-mails"! Fantastic job, my doppleganger!'''
:I think what you're looking for is [[NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005|this]], NBBB. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 19:19, 29 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Oh, I get what'chur talking about now! And, I'm afraid I do not know the transcripts, for I was not there! It took place in 2005! I had been long dead!'''

== a request to you sir ==

Dear Sir Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I have a confoundment for you to solve '''STOP'''

Do you remove your facial headgear and gentelman's sports gloves before you go to bed? '''STOP'''

Stinkfully yours,
{{User:Benol/sig}}

'''You buffoon! Unless you were to deliver me a hacksaw then I couldn't do such a task!'''

== A reply ==

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject: Moustache</div>Ummm.... Thanks for that moustache half. It's kinda cool, I guess. I really have no use for it, sooo... ummm... thanks anyways.

 Strong Bad</blockquote>

'''No problem, my doppleganger! And you had better thank me for those exemplatory genes that I passed on to you as well!'''

== Greetings sir strong bad '''stop''' ==

Hello and greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

how has yon been '''stop'''

Do you happen to own a contraption in the year 2001 called an Xbox '''stop'''

on an unrelated topic: how would you say, "see ya later"?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:00, 30 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Unfortunately, Sir Kocovskiworth, I do not. Software companies such as Nintendo and Sony are closer to me than those such as Microsoft. And instead of "see ya later", one could say "I'll converse with you at a later hour."'''
== once again, greetings sir strong bad ==
:HI THERE SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I WAS WONDERING HOW JR. TOGA WAS DOING '''STOP''' AND WHO THE CRAP HE IS '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Jr. Toga is feeling horrendous! As I have just had the Strong Man bludgeon him with a ground exhuming device! Jr. Toga is the nick name I gave my younger sibling, Sickly Sam.'''

:I SEE '''STOP''' TELL HIM HE IS A DUMB AND CRAPPY GUY PLEASE '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Hello. This is Sickly Sam. It's people like you that have driven me into following through with suicGF&#RHP!($#&G BSJBK OW! STOP IT! JKLWGli73)(*%#YT'''

'''Sorry about that Sir Bubsty. That was just Jr. Toga. Mercy! What a buffoon!'''

== Hey there Sir Strong bad '''stop''' ==

How has yon been doing, let me ask a couple of questions'''STOP''':

1. Do you now a fellow by the name of bubsty? '''Stop'''

2.what be your favourite toon? ''stop'''

3.where does yous reside in?'''stop'''

"on an unrelated topic..." How do you say holy crap

"I'll converse with you at a later hour."

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:51, 3 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Things are going just smoothly down here in the olden eras. How is it going for you? Swimmingly, I hope. Yes, I do know the fellow Sir Bubsty! He is quite a swell person. My favorite toon be "That a Ghost". I reside in Free Country USA in the year 1938! And although my doppleganger says "holy crap", I prefer to say "holy soup bonds!".'''

'''And as a reward for your gestures, you have earned a spot in my electronic Honorary Members section! Hurray for you!'''

==Suggestion for Gang pics==
Pardon the interruption and nevermind the bullocks, but I noticed the bios of your Gang Members and their portraits don't line up so well. You could get them to by adding ''<nowiki>{{clear}}</nowiki>'' at the end of each paragraph! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 03:14, 4 December 2005 (UTC)

'''SIR VIKLAS YOU ARE A COMPUTER GENIUS MAN! Let's do some manner of stylish jig for the computer genius man!'''

== Bottom ten ==

Greetings my kind friend, i got your message and i was overjoyed when i saw that you put me down as your "Honorary Gang Members" '''stop''' thank you.

Might as you of something, kind sir, what be your bottom ten '''stop'''?

ps: how would you say, "your bottom ten'' in your way?

signed: Sir Kocovski....worth.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:31, 4 December 2005 (UTC)

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}''''s''' '''Bottom 10 is as follows...'''

'''10. This is a simple one. Dry garment contests. Blast! What a waste of H20!'''

'''9. That horrible painting in The Strong Man's living quarters that's been there since were tykes.'''

'''8. Telegramoparcels with more than 1 fwd: or re: in the subject line. Curses! I can't even open the cursed things!'''

'''7. Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food. Such as Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Nibblins.'''

'''6. The foul stench of wet The Sneak'''

'''5. Um... Let's see here...not... pigeons... They consume bread crumbs.'''

'''4. Oh yes! There was this one time that I had to engage in the hugging of a tree. Curses!'''

'''3. Giving parsnip-themed desserts dangerous names.'''

'''2. Songs that try to pass off "Doo wacka doo wacka doos" as legit lyrics.'''

'''And number one on''' {{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}''''s''' '''Bottom 10 is...'''

'''1.''' '''BUFFOONS!'''

== Sorry sir strong bad '''stop''' ==

I recently got your electronic message, '''stop'''

it kinda sound like your mad at me for asking that question bottem ten, '''stop'''

so please forgive me if i made you upset '''stop'''

i'll converse with you at a later hour, i'm sorry

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:04, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Sir Kocovskiworth, you were in no way upsetting me! It just took my a while to answer is all. One would suppose I should word things better. My apologies!'''

== Accomplice ==

Dear Sir STOP

I would like to join your gang STOP

--{{User:Benol/sig}} 21:31, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

'''I see. It would be an honor to have you aboard. But first you must answer me this! What type of service would you provide for our meddling gang of skinflints?'''

---Insert cheap compliment to '''Sir Strong Bad''' here---

How about I put another Bengal tiger in The Kaiser's latrine? The Sneak's wasn't large enough.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 12:39, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

P.S. I would like this picture used: [[Image:coachz1936.png]]

'''You've got it, Sir B!'''

== Zeppelin warning ==

DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP I AM CONTACTING YOU TO WARN YOU ABOUT ERRANT ZEPPELINS STOP I KNOW A JOLLY OLD CHAP WHO LOST A RATHER NASTY FIGHT WITH ONE OF THESE HELIUM-FILLED MENACES STOP TAKE CARE THAT YOU AND YOUR ESTEEMED BAND OF ROUSTABOUTS KEEP ON THE LOOKOUT STOP YOURS TRULY STOP [[User:Homestar Coder|THE HOMESTAR PRODUCER OF SMALL PUNCHED CARDS USED TO RUN NEWFANGLED THINKING MACHINES]]

'''I dare say, Lady Producer of Small Punched Cards to Run Newfangled Thinking Machines, I too know an unfortunate sap who was foiled by the spontaneous combustion of a zeppelin! That dapper jackanapes The Sneak is the sir I am referring to. He tried to manage a heist aboard one of those newfangled transporting machines and ended up with a mouth full of ashes! Thanks for the heads up, Lady P.O.S.P.C.U.T.R.N.T.M!'''

[[Image:Sneak_Head_Explosion1.PNG|center|220px]]

DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIMELY REPLY STOP I WOULD LIKE TO BRING IT TO YOUR ATTENTION THAT I AM IN FACT A LADY AND NOT A PARTICULARLY PRANCY LAD IN A GHASTLY WIG STOP I ASSUME THAT THE SNEAK WAS NOT MUCH HARMED BY THE UNFORTUNATE ZEPPELIN ACCIDENT GIVEN HIS UNUSUAL HOBBY OF EXPLODING STOP GIVE THE SNEAK MY GOOD REGARDS STOP [[User:Homestar Coder|THE HOMESTAR PRODUCER OF SMALL PUNCHED CARDS USED TO RUN NEWFANGLED THINKING MACHINES]]

'''I beg your forgiveness LADY Coder. I actually knew that you were indeed, female. I even read your electronic user page. I am just so used to answering telegramoparcels belonging to lads that it has become second nature for me to include "SIR" in any and all user names! My apologies!'''

No problem STOP If you want to refer to me as "SIR" I won't take any offense STOP [[User:Homestar Coder|Obnoxiously long old-timey username]]

== question and forgiveness ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

i read your telegramaparcel about you saying sorry and apology accepted '''stop'''

anyway onto business ''stop'''

i have a couple of question:

1.don't you think the actual article of sir strong bad should also say stuff about you?

2. Have you every had a bullying problem in school?

in an unrelated topic: do you know Heimstern Läufer?

i'll converse with you at a later hour.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:16, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

:No article in a Main namespace should reference or direct to a user. Except in the rare case of a Strong Bad Email sent in by a Wiki user, or a Fanstuff sent in by a Wiki user. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:24, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Bwa Ha Ha! A quite noble idea indeed, but as my chap Sir Lapper here says, I can do no such thing. And as for you second inquiry... You see, many saps had taken a disliking to me during my schoolboy days, due to my quick comebacks and clever jabs. But fortunately for me, The Strong Man (or The Strong Boy, at the time) was able to pummell any being who attempted to so much as graze my husky dome! If one such as yourself in experiencing a bullying conundrum, then allow me to have the Strong Man bludgeon the buffoon with a battering ram!'''

== Sirs STOP ==

Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

How should one simple carpet bagger '''STOP'''

Hope to make it to you mighty List of Sirs '''STOP'''

List of Sirs is my word for you changing '''STOP'''

User names in to Old Timy style names '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 21:02, 8 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

P.S. '''STOP'''

If you accpt me into you Sirs '''STOP'''

Please use this... '''STOP'''

[[Image:bossman.png]] '''STOP'''

Image for me! '''STOP'''

'''I see. It would be an honor to have you aboard. But first you must answer me this! What type of service would you provide for our meddling gang of skinflints?'''

---Insert cheap compliment to {{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}} here---

== Feeling down ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

how have you been, i've doing great except on wikipedia.

To tell you the truth i've been feeling down, so i'll tell you whats be bothering me, but at a later hour. Right now there a lot of tv shows for me to watch, so ask me about it later, okay.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:50, 9 December 2005 (UTC) ....worth

'''Oh, I dare say, I too have several radio-mystery progrums I need to engage in the listening to as well.'''

== an electronic reply ==

Dear, Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

If I'm accepted in to you gang '''STOP'''

I will give 3 sevises '''STOP'''

1. I will bring the Sneak to the Panama Canal to do the Hully Gully '''STOP'''

2. I will sort papers to be fired or fired '''STOP'''

3. I will steal all of Fat Duddly hooch for the gang on a special acasion '''STOP'''

Sirly, {{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 16:48, 9 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

'''You sir, just bought yourself a gang induction!'''

== a question for you... ==

What's up man? I've got a question...
What's the best thing you've ever seen, done, or eaten?
I want to know the answer.
--{{User:The 386/sig}} 20:36, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

'''As a matter of fact Sir 386, I have one answer for all three of those electronic inquiries. And that answer is... The only episode ever recorded of the short-lived TOMMY DORSEY cartoon series! Only one episode was ever created and it was... cancelled before the first commercial-advertisement break. CURSES!'''

I could tell by what you said. If I want to be a member, I have to...
1. Torture The Homestar Runner,
2. Kidnap his girlfriend,
3. Give The Sneak his helping.
What do you think? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:18, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Well, you see, I am quite capable of torturing the Homestar Runner myself. (although I can never have too much help). But answer me this! What could we do with The Homestar Runner's girlfriend? Could we tie her to some train tracks? And I feel extra egotistical and dapper today, so I may need another cheap compliment. BWA HA HA!'''

Well how bout this... I will place her over a very hot pit of molten lava, with her suspended up there. How would you figure? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:32, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Yes, sounds good. And one final question. What rank would you consider yourself in my gang? For example, I am the "Brains". The Sneak is "The Thief". And The Strong Man is "The Brawn". (And you can't use any of those ranks).'''

You just made me part of the telagram recieving, man! --{{User:The 386/sig}} 02:02, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

'''All right, I shall update the page when the rest of the gang responds to the same question.'''

== Good day ==

Greetings there sir strong bad '''stop'''

i am feeling fantastic now that this is saturday '''stop'''

you can converse with me now, my shows are over for now. '''stop'''

i bid you good tiddings(does this mean goodbye?) '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 23:46, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

'''That's fantastic news! Luckily for me, it is still Friday where I reside! Feel free to converse away, Sir Kocovskiworth! (And yes, good tidings basically means "I wish you the best of luck")'''

==An electronic ranking like thing!==
:GREETINGS SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I RECIEVED YOUR ELECTRONIC MESSAGE '''STOP''' FOR A RANK, I HONESTLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT RANK I SHOULD BE '''STOP''' PROBABLY LIKE, THE ANNOYING GUY '''STOP''' SOMETHING LIKE THAT '''STOP'''
:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Got it!'''

I too got your telegramaparcel '''STOP'''

I think that I should be "The Information Giver" or "The Speed Unit" '''STOP'''

That is because I have much knowledge of the world and I go through Wikipages so fast, even I'm not sure how I do it! '''STOP'''

Sincerely yours,

{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}}

== Rank ==

I belive I would be the theifbrainbrawns of the group. '''STOP'''

--{{User:Benol/sig}} 13:48, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

I'm not sure you can do that, Coach B. '''STOP'''

{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}}

== rank ==

Dear, Boss '''STOP'''

this reply is about you inquireie of ranks '''STOP'''

If I was a rank I would be '''The Age''' '''STOP'''

Because I'm (in the gang not real life) the oldest one '''STOP'''

But thats not very good so I need a little help '''STOP'''

Thinking of what I am '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 15:32, 10 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

==A Modern Telogrammothingy!==

Hello again, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP''' 
It is I, Sir Rroks! '''STOP''' 
I wish to inquire as to your present state of health! '''STOP''' 
Are you well? '''STOP''' 
If not, please say hello to Sir Pietimer for me! '''STOP''' 
Bafoonishly yours, '''STOP''' 
Sir {{User:Homsarroks/sig}}'''STOP''' 

An Electronic P. S. '''STOP''' 
I wish to inform you that I would gladly assist you and your band of miscreants in any way possible if I am made a gang member! '''STOP''' 
I would happily help you with your telogrammophonic managing!'''STOP''' 
You may use any picture for me, but I would like you to use this one!'''STOP''' 
[[Image:Homsar_Old_timey_bandit.PNG]]

Thank you for reading thus far! '''STOP''' 

'''WOAH! That has to be the greatest picture-ma-drawin' I've ever seen! You may be inducted into my electronic gang for creativity alone if you tell me what rank you would like to go by!'''

==The '''I bring you thanks!''' award==
[[Image:Thankyouposter.PNG|thumb|Sorry it's not in b/w!]]
:HI SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' FOR HAVING A COOL IDEA AND BEING NICE I GIVE YOU THE '''''I BRING YOU THANKS AWARD''''' '''STOP''' THANKS FOR BEING COOL '''STOP'''
:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''I bid you a thank you of the highest regard! You sir, are a true gang member if there ever was one!'''

== Greetings! ==

Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

I have recently gotten your ten pennies to my door '''STOP'''

Therefore, I have sent you the one whole dollar on your request '''STOP'''

New information says that one dollar is worth one hundred pennies! '''STOP'''

Take wonderful care of that dollar and all of the bountiful money is yours! '''STOP'''

Sincerely,

[[User:Stinkoman K|The Stink Man]]

'''Uhh... I say umm... I never recieved the dollar, per se... Yeah... So I'm going to need another one. In a timely manner as well.'''

== How are you? ==

hey there sir strong bad '''stop'''

how have you been this fine couple of days '''stop'''

might i ask,: what is your intrest outside of Homestar runner?

I'll converse with you at a later hour.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:46, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Ha! An interest in The Homestar Runner? That buffoon gives me nothing but grief!... Oh. OH! You mean besides FOILING THE PLANS of The Homestar Runner, don't you? Oh, yes. Well, besides that buffoon, I also enjoy piloting flying machines and provoking zeppelins into combusting!'''

== Nikolce Kocovski's rank ==

Greetings again '''stop'''

i recently read my talk page messages, you've asked me what rank am i in your gang,correct?

anyway, i can't be "brains,thief or brawns", hmmmmm, i normally would be suited for "support" you know if a man goes down i charge in and help out, i guess or i can be the computer guy (the computer brain or tech guy) or i could be something else, reply me what ranks are there? i could be best suited for "tech guy"?

sir [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:55, 11 December 2005 (UTC) .......worth.

'''Or perhaps "tech support"? Bwa Ha Ha Ha!'''

are you making fun of me?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:22, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''What? Of course not. You said "the tech guy" and then "support". If you put them both together, it makes "tech support", the chaps you call if you're having technical problems.'''

i'm sorry, i get a bit overriacted(sp) but your sounds perfect for me, i'm a '''''TECH SUPPORT'''', sorry if i said ot out loud?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:47, 12 December 2005 (UTC)

== Heil Sir Stark Schlecht! ==

Es lebe Sir Stark Schlecht '''STOPP'''

It is my strong hope that all is well for you and that no [[The Kaiser|Kaisers]] are flummoxing your plans '''STOPP'''.

But if they are, I will be glad to defeat them with my rapier wit and facility in the tongue of the Weimar Republic '''STOPP'''

I'll give them what for such as they've never dreamt of '''STOPP'''

May none query how you use the telegammophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves so long as Rockefeller's monocle sits on his eyeball, '''STOPP'''

Hochachtungsvoll 
Herr {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:07, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Greetings, Sir Läufer! Such kind gestures insure you a comfortable position in my gang of jackanapes if you were to answer me this. What was my original electronic username? I must see if you truly know '''{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}'''!'''

:Finding such information proved easier than stealing [[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]] from an infant! For in November of 1936 (or 2005, it is uncertain which), you changed your name from '''********'''! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:27, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''HOLY SOUP BONDS! You sir, know me like The Sneak knows the blueprints of the Fluffy Puff labor mill! To tell you the truth, I never doubted your knowledge. I just kinda have to crack down a little nowadays. Now all I need from a chap such as yourself is a B/W telegramopicture of what you would like your electronic profile to depict and your preferred ranking!'''

:You flatter me, edler Herr Stark Schlecht. I regretfully state that my skill at telegramophotography is nil: I know nothing about retreiving images or draining from them the color. I would gladly have a picture of Homestar Runner wearing lederhosen for my appearance, but I know not how to provide you such an image in B/W. One called "Image:homestaryodle" exists on the Wiki in color. I have thought of an exemplary rank for myself, however. I shall be called the '''Doppelgänger''', should that please you. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:49, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Well, Sir Läufer, I can convert the telegramopicture "homestaryodle" into a black and white one, but unfortunately, I can only save it as an electronic jpeg file. CURSES! What is one to do?'''

Perhaps until another brilliant idea comes to one of us, we could use the national flag of Germany, rather as you did with Sir Nikolce's flag of Macedonia, if you are able to do that. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:05, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''An exemplatory idea!'''

I uploaded a black and white version of Image:homestaryodle for you guys. You can find it at Image:homestaryodlebw.PNG. Sorry for this reply not being in Old-Timey form. It's too early for me to think that much. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 16:53, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

:Hallo, Sir Stark Schlecht:

:I am so pleased that I have joined your gang as Doppelgänger! I do wish to observe, however, that the word should be capitalized and that the "a" needs an umlaut. I imagine you could copy and paste is from how I've written it on this talk page. I just wanted to ensure that your page's use of the Deutsch langugage is impeccable, and that no Weimar carpetbaggers will laugh at you. Respectfully, Herr {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:00, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

== A Message From Sir Rroks! ==

Sir Strong Bad! '''Stop''' 
I would be glad to be your personal telogrammophonic assistant! '''Stop''' 
I will also clean up after The Sneak when his head bursts asunder! '''Stop''' 
If you wish to have me undertake any further duties, you have only to inform me of your wishes! '''Stop''' 
From Sir Rroks. '''Stop''' 

== gang member image ==

Would you like this image?

[[Image:the_ghost.PNG|thumb|]]

--{{User:The 386/sig}} 18:04, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Fine by me!'''

== Idea! '''STOP''' ==

Dear, Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I have an idea '''STOP'''

The gang should '''STOP'''

Work on makeing more stuff '''STOP'''

Like: Mottos, or sympols to represent our gang '''STOP'''

and maybe even a balled of the honoray gang '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 19:45, 11 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

'''Why, I think you may be on to something, Sir Not Bob. Perhaps if we all collaborated we could come up with something dastardly yet inviting. View the section below.'''

==An electronic forum==

'''Anybody with a good motto or symbol can post it here'''

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}

Okay so I've got a motto it's a little cheesey but here it goes '''STOP'''

"Were as '''OLD''' School as you can get" '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 22:33, 11 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

How 'bout "Sir Strong Bad's Dappler Swindlers" for our gang name?--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:44, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''They all sound superb. If we had some sort of symbol-ma-drawin' we'd be in business!'''

Dear Boss,

THE HECK WITH A SYMBOL-MA-DRAWIN' '''STOP'''

I've got somthing much better '''STOP'''

[[Image:gang logo.gif]] '''STOP'''

Dapperly (but not even close to as much as you)
[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|SIR NOT BOB]] '''STOP'''

'''Goodness, Sir Not Bob! That's spectacular! My respect for you has risen!'''

Thank You Boss, '''STOP'''

May I inquire about my logo-ma-animate '''STOP'''

Will it be shown on your electronic user page? '''STOP'''

[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|SIR NOT BOB]] '''STOP'''

'''Why, Sir Not Bob, it's been on my electronic user page for quite a long time now. Give it a gander.'''

== AN IMAGE FOR YOU! ==

DEAR SIR '''STOP'''

I MADE AN IMAGE FOR YOU '''STOP'''

HERE IT IS: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/sirbad.jpg

[[User:Benol|SIR B]]

THIS IMAGE IS COOL TOO! '''STOP'''

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/6397.jpg

[[User:Benol|SIR B]]

'''HOLY SOUP BONDS! SIR B! THOSE ARE THE MOST INCREDIBLE PICTURE-MA-DRAWINS' I HAVE EVER LAID MY DAPPER EYES ON! THAT-- HOW DID YOU??? HUBBAH-DUBBAH- WHA!? GENIUS!'''

Are you going to add them, or not???--[[User:Benol|SIR B]]

'''Ahhhhhhhh! Been about a week since I last checked the electronic database! Yeah, whatever Sir B. I'll get right on that.'''

== A Reply from Miss Luvr ==

Sure, I'll convert images into black and white for you. I've got nothing else better to do. Go ahead and send me the images. On the subject of your gang invitation, of course I'd love to be in it. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 18:35, 12 December 2005 (UTC)

== question and drat. ==

Greetigns there sir strong bad '''stop'''

how have you been '''stop'''

i've been doing great since where i'm from,it's the school holidays '''stop'''

Can i ask you something, how do you make the images in your user page black? '''stop'''

About my heading drat, the reason i call it that, is because i've been having some problems on wikipedia, ask me it later, please?

i bid you good tiddings '''stop'''

signed: Lord [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 00:33, 17 December 2005 (UTC)....worth

'''Greetings, sir Kocovskiworth! Been about a week since I last checked the electronic database. Holidays are no different in 1938! As for your issues, please go to Moss Luvr for your inquiries. She knows all about b/w electronic PNG files.'''

==hi 'dere==
:HELLO SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I HAVE A QUESTION '''STOP'''
IS THERE A 1936 VERSION OF THAT ANNOYING GUY IN OUR TIME NAMED HOMSAR '''STOP'''

:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Oh yes! The Homsar Shuffler! His photograph resides on my electronic user page!'''

== question ==

How has yon been on thjis fine couple of days '''stop'''

i had a fantastic day, over a friends place, playing ps2, then he went to my place and played xbox.

Might i ask something: How do you say "shup up" in your way '''stop'''

in an unrelated topic, i won't say shut up to you, its just that i have a friend in school who wont shut up, i'm trying to come up with different ways to say it.

also: I know its your user page, and i shouldn't ask you hoiw to do it but, on your Honourary gang members, you could write the rank or class as i sometimes call it (Fantasy role-plaing games), that the members are? maybe?

final note, er message, how have you been these couple of days, tell me about it.

Sorry about the sencond question, i bid you a good day Sir [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:49, 22 December 2005 (UTC).....worth.

Sir strong bad, where are you?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:49, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

== Personal images ==

Hey Sir Strong Bad '''stop''' I hope you are having a good Decemberween. I'm writing because I'm noticing something about your images, and I'd like to go ahead and take care of it. Our policy is that each user is allowed to have two large personal images on their page at any one time (not counting images hosted on other servers). Currently, [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=220428 you have six images] that are only in your user space. Please take some steps to bring the image usage in line with our policy. If the other users in your "gang" are willing, you can have them claim one of the images as one of their own and "loan" it to you, but they would need to do so in writing, and it would count against the total number of images they each are allowed to have. I really don't want to make a big deal out of this, but I do want to make sure everything is as fair for everybody as possible, and I'm trying to head off any major complaints before they happen. Thanks for understanding. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:50, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

:''To AbdiViklas, Benol, Bubsty, Heimstern Läufer, Homsarroks, Nikolce Kocovski, Not Billy Bob Bob, and SupremeRulerOfSBadia:''

:I don't want to be overly legalistic about this, but if we're going to have standards, then we'd might as well enforce them, otherwise it's all madness all the time. Basically, Sir Strong Bad has too many personal images and wonders if you will each assume responsibility for your gang picture. Note that (as of this writing):
:*'''Benol''' and '''Bubsty,''' this doesn't apply to you, because the images representing you on Sir Strong Bad's page are general images.
:*'''Abdi, Heimstern,''' and '''Nikolce''' have no personal images (and thus have two to spare).
:*'''Homsarroks''' and '''SupremeRulerOfSBadia''' each have one personal image (and each have one to spare).
:*'''Not Billy Bob Bob''' has three personal images. (Please eliminate one of them. Thanks.)

:Those of you with an image to spare, just leave a note below claiming one from Sir Strong Bad's page (see also the link above). Sir Strong Bad, you should consider the animated gang logo as one of your images. Thanks to everyone for your cooperation. High fives for taking care of this while it's not yet a big problem. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:36, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

It's ok with me to loan an image to Sir Strong Bad. I have no problem.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:32, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

Fine by me. --{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} 25 Dec. 2005

Sorry I'm a few days late to the party. I'll certainly lend one of my slots; I don't have any personal images now and can't really imagine needing more than one any time in the near future. Do I need to download and re-upload it to my userspace, or do we just "count" it as mine? —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 16:59, 28 December 2005 (UTC)

== don't worry ==

Sir strong bad, merry decemberween, how foolish of to think you would answer something very quickly on decemberween. anyway, please don't woorry, i *did* not send a complint, i just sent a suggetion. no hard feeling sir Kocovski....worth [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:34, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
:Erm, so is that a ''yes'' or a ''no'' on your taking [[:Image:Macedonia_B_and_W.jpg|Macedonia_B_and_W.jpg]] as your own? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

its okay, for the flag. i doubt you can find an image that represents me.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:49, 25 December 2005 (UTC)

== I agree! ==

I will take the image as my own so it can stay but mine is from this site dose that make a difference? Any way I'll take 2 of my images off. {{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 15:01, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
:He doesn't mean the bossman image you have to take off. It's the gang logo one that's yours. So you only have to take 1 image off from your user page. Anyway, I know mine doesn't matter, but if I have to take it off or put it on my userpage, I'd be more then happy to. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 16:04, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
::OK. The b/w Doppelgänger image is mine, is mine. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:07, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

'''THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR SUCH DEDICATION! YOU HAVE TRULY PROVEN YOURSELVES ON THIS DAY. MERRY DECEMBERWEEN TO YOU ALL!'''
:THANK YOU SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I WISH YOU A MERRY DECEMBERWEEN AS WELL '''STOP'''
:SIGNED '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

Sorry, I've been a little busy, Soooo...Merry Decemerween!!! --{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}}

== merry christmas ==

Greetings sir strong bad. i just wanted to say merry chrismas (decemberween) and a happy holiday. Also, about my previous message, i can assure you it was no complaint. see you around,don't worry. Thanks for the kind message you sent me since you came, i bid you a good holiday.

merry chrismas (decemberween)
[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:56, 25 December 2005 (UTC)

== Happy new year ==

Happy new year sir strong bad, and all the best for the year.

signed lord [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:45, 1 January 2006 (UTC)....worth

'''Dapper New Years to all of you!'''

== Telegramo...whatever. ==

Greetings, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP'''

This is my first experience with a telegramoparcel, so I hope I have accurately operated this mechanism. '''STOP'''

Dang. '''STOP'''

I eagerly hope that 1939 is pleasurable for you and all of your doppelgangers! '''STOP'''

2006 sure is fun, I guess. <strike>'''GO'''</strike> '''STOP'''

And now I bid you adieu, wonderful Sir Strong Bad. '''STOP'''

{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 19:19, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

==An electronic message! Again!==
:HELLO SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I WISH TO WISH YOU A LATE HAPPY NEW YEAR '''STOP'''
:SIGNED '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

== what do you like mostly about homestar runner? ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop''', how have you been thesew recent holiday events '''stop'''
the query i'm asking you is the title of the page '''stop'''

see you around [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 10:13, 3 January 2006 (UTC)

in an unrelated topic: how do you say "shut up" in your way and have you answered my previous telegramoparecel about the gand?

'''I bid you an exhuberant greeting in the year of 1939! Actually, as of late, I've been feeling rather down. If it wasn't for my Decemberween gifts I received recently, I fear I would hit rock bottom. I recently acquired a progrum that allows me to animate GIFs and create PNG files. Later this month, you shall be seeing my artwork featured on my electronic user page. As for your inquiry... I despise everthing about The Homestar Runner! Curse that armless buffoon!'''

'''PS: To say shutup in my era, one would say "Shove a knee-high stocking in it!'''

Intersting, about the "what do you like mostly about homestar runner?" it wasn't about the character, it was about the whole homestar runner universe etc?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 02:57, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

== another question... ==

Sup man? How great is it for you to be in 1939? I'm like, here in 2006, holy crud. Can you describe how it is for you in 1939? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:39, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== Animated parcel! ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP''' 
That animated parcel on your user page is amazing! '''STOP''' 
Please tell me what progrum you used to construct such a master peice. '''STOP''' 
From, 
{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 05:28, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== Amazing! '''Stop''' ==

Good heavans, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP'''

That was one of the most incredible picture-ma-cartoon that has ever assaulted my visual equipment! '''STOP'''

Simply amazing! '''STOP'''

Let me know if there are any works of art that you are going to forge and sell! '''STOP'''

Perhaps we can split the profits! '''STOP'''

Dapperly yours, '''STOP'''

Sir [[User: Homsarroks|Rroks]] '''STOP'''
==More rave reviews for SSB's GIF!==
Critics say: Marvelous! Stupendous! Animated! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 16:28, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== a greeting ==

Fair tidings, '''Sir Strong Bad!''' '''STOP'''

I'd just like you to know a brief parcel of information. '''STOP'''

I am female. '''STOP'''

You may proceed to call me ''lady One'', but ''Sir One'' is simply unacceptable. '''STOP'''

I have gone over this matter with others in the past, and I think you could use the information. '''STOP'''

Fairwell! '''STOP'''

{{User:Teh Frossty One/sig}} 19:08, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== An electronic tip!==
:HI AGAIN SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I NOTICED THAT ON OUR GANG SECTION, ALTHOUGH ALL THE NAMES ARE IN CAPS, SIR LäUFERS "ä" IS LOWERCASE '''STOP''' YOU CAN FIX THAT BY SIMPLY HOLDING DOWN THE ALT/OPTION KEY, PRESSING THE "U" KEY, (WHILE STILL HOLDING ALT/OPTION), RELEASING ALT/OPTION, HOLDING DOWN SHIFT, AND PRESSING THE "A" KEY '''STOP''' OR, AN EASIER WAY '''STOP''' JUST COPY THIS: Ä '''STOP'''
:SIGNED '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Thank you Sir Bubsty! I'm sure Sir Läufer thanks you as well.'''

==Hi==
I don't mean to be vandalizing you talk page but um... MAKE A GUESTBOOK I just kind of like them. --[[User:The thing|Sir thing]] 23:50, 6 January 2006 (UTC)
:It's not vandalizing Teh Thing, but it's still pretty annoying. I suggest you stop telling users to make them, thanks. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:56, 6 January 2006 (UTC)
::Yeah, I don't think they had guestbooks in 1939. Or electronic ones. {{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 01:20, 7 January 2006 (UTC)

==Cool==
:Greetings Sir Strong Bad STOP
:I am called Marth 99, but you may call me Sir Marth STOP
:I merely wish to inform you that you have obtained status in my cool people list STOP
:In my age, ''cool'' people are highly respected by their peers STOP
:I would like to chat with you more often within a few days STOP
:Your fellow flummoxer STOP
:Sir Marth (or [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]) STOP

== concerned here! ==

Hey man, why didn't you update your page yet? I'm getting concerned here! --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:49, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, you do know that Bubsty left, right?--{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} 15:39, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

==conversation topic==
:Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
:Highest of regrets I have for not responding to you recently STOP
:I couldn't help noticing you in garb from Roman times STOP
:Is this you, or one of your ancestors? STOP
:Once again,
:Sir Marth (or [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]

Post script: Thank you for partaking in the signage of my guestbook STOP

==1939?==
how can it be 1939 when it was 1937 last year????? in your time?????

:The dates in the [[Old-Timey]] era are always 67 years behind the current year. If you do the math, you'll find that 2006 - 67 = 1939. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 17:40, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

'''Ummm... Sir Matt, I am indeed correct in my dating process. I am glad to see such enthusiasm though.'''

== Rare artifact! ==

[[Image:Gum_emboss.png|thumb|Worth a couple one-cent pieces, at least]]

Greetings, '''Sir Strong Bad!''' '''STOP'''

'Tis I, '''Lady One!''' '''STOP'''

It seems that I, of all doppelgangers, have stumbled upon this rare tin of gum. '''STOP'''

I believe ''you'' are the originator of this parcel? '''STOP'''

I just wanted to bring this up to your attention, being that it could be seriously worth some cents. '''STOP'''

My combolations,

{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 22:48, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

P.S. I work at an embossing-majigger plant, so if you need me to create anything for you, just drop me a telegramoparcel. '''STOP'''

'''That is fan-freaking-tastic, Lady Luvr. I shall come to you in the future with my embossing needs!'''

== im back! ==

Greetings sir strong bad, '''stop'''

how have you been, these last couple of days, for me it was fantastic, because i went on a 10 day holiday with my family to the gold coast. superb. sorry i've forgot to to tell you about my leave, i've written it on my user page, which i removed today.

how have you been since the 5/1/06?

ps: i saw the gang members page, that image looks realy good, how did you do that?

pss: whats happend to bubsty, i went on he's user page, an all that is written is bye wiki, whats happend?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:21, 17 January 2006 (UTC)...worth.

where are you?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:21, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

sir strong bad, where are you?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:57, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Sir strong bad, forgive if i sound upset but, WHERE ARE YOU, I'VE ASKED YOU A QUESTION LIKE MONTHES AGO, AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:25, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

'''Fear not, Sir Kocovskiworth! I too was taking a short, but well needed vacation from responsibility for an extended amount of time! Your concern is greatly appreciated! And yes, I hate to say it... but Sir Bubsty has flown the coupe! Yet he will always be a gand member in our hearts! LIVE ON, SIR BUBSTY!'''

(spacking/slaping face like strong bad in email, record and other cartoons with that similar slap)
I'm really sorry if i buged you a bit, i should have known you were on holiday, do you forgive me.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:00, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

ps: People in my school thinks its funny when i slap my face, wierd huh? also, can you asnwer my previous questions, if you can.

== Just ==

Just to let you know I put you on my cool people list. --[[User:The thing|Sir thing]] 17:06, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

== Have You Herd the Sad News? ==

Dear, Boss '''STOP'''

Have you herd the sad news '''STOP'''

about Sir Busbsty '''STOP'''

Sign'd:

Sir NOT BOB

== personal images ==

As I happened upon your userpage I found it amusing but unfortunatey, according to our [[HRWiki:Personal_images|Personal Image Use Policy]] you have 6 that I counted and you are only allowed to have 2. I had to abide by this policy too, so unfortunately, you'll need to decide which ones go. Perhaps, upload them to a personal website. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 05:09, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

'''Using the wonderous technology of scroll buttons, you can see that someone has previously adressed this matter. And the matter has been thoroughly resolved.'''

All the images are still listed as yours, please encourage those that offered to put their name in the template <nowiki>{{personal-image|Sir Strong Bad}}</nowiki>. That way we can accurately ensure that each user is in compliance. Thank you for your cooperation. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 14:42, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

:so far here is where you stand
[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d0/SSB%27s_Gang.gif SSB's_Gang.gif] 
[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/b/be/SBadiaRula_B%26W.jpg SBadiaRula_B%26W.jpg] 
<s>[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/2/24/B_and_W_Swedish_Fish.jpg B and W Swedish Fish.jpg]</s> claimed by AbdiViklas 
<s>[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/0/0c/Macedonia_B_and_W.jpg Macedonia B and W.jpg]</s> claimed by [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 
<s>[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Homsar_Old_timey_bandit.PNG Homsar Old timey bandit.PNG]</s> claimed by Homsarroks
 
<s>[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/9/91/homestaryodlebw.PNG homestaryodlebw.PNG]</s> claimed by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]] 

*I sent a message to Homsarroks that offered to claim an image- has 1 image
*SupremeRulerOfSBadia already has two images, did not send him a message
*AbdiViklas - <s>has 0 images, and offer to help</s> has claimed B_and_W_Swedish_Fish.jpg
*NOT Billy Bob Bob <s>already has two images, did not send him a message</s> <s>has 1 image, sent message</s> already claimed gang_logo.gif, which was not on the list.
*Nikolce Kocovski - context shows that she claims Macedonia B and W.jpg
*Bubsty - away so I didn't bother to send him a message

{{tick}} - '''completed'''

{{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 19:45, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

== guess what happened to me '''stop''' ==

Greetings sir stong bad, '''stop'''

If you have the time, check out my user and talk page, for something grand has happened '''stop'''.

see you around.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:42, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

== I have sad news ==

Dear, Boss '''STOP'''

This telagram will probably be '''STOP'''

the last you will recive from me '''STOP'''

I am leaving this wonderful place '''STOP'''

like the others '''STOP'''

for this reason '''STOP'''

I heve other website I work on now '''STOP'''

my films on TMO are my main priority now '''STOP'''

Good bye '''STOP'''

If you want to say your good byes '''STOP'''

tell me quick '''STOP'''

I leave Saterday '''STOP'''

Sincerly, '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 20:37, 16 February 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''

==Roman Times==
<tt>Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''
To add to Sir Marth's question '''STOP'''
Can you speak the language that others around you were speaking in Roman times '''STOP'''
I can '''STOP'''
Though not completely '''STOP'''
I am still learning '''STOP'''
But I can help you '''STOP'''
If you need me to '''STOP'''
Sincerely '''STOP'''
[[User:LePorello|Sir Rello]] 13:25, 20 February 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''</tt>

: Weird. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 14:12, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

== Meeting a Nikolce Kocovski Talk page. ==

Greetings sir strong bad, i am requesting you come to my talk page, for i'm gathering users with the help of seriously. i need you to be thewre, for we'll be discussing my new idea for an article... for users.

be there if you can. sincerly(sp) [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:08, 22 February 2006 (UTC) ...worth

== Telegrammaphone Recording ==
<tt>Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''
Your telegrammaphone recording that you launched into the stratosphere has been captured '''STOP'''
I have heard it '''STOP'''
And the message your enemy [[The Homestar Runner]] sent through a soup can and a piece of twine '''STOP'''
If I could go back to your time '''STOP'''
I would shove that soup can up his nose '''STOP'''
And tie him up with the twine '''STOP'''
Then you could more easily deal with him '''STOP'''
Sincerely '''STOP'''
[[User:LePorello|Sir Rello]] 22:16, 28 February 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''</tt>

== Message from Nikolce Kocovski ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

I havn't spoken with you in a while ''stop'''

how have you been these couple of weeks?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 11:26, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

== Personal image problem ==

Greetings Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

According to [[HRWiki:Personal images]] you are only allowed '''2''' personal images to use on your userpage '''STOP'''

Currently you have '''3 STOP'''

They are as follows '''STOP'''

*[[:Image:SB_maskless.png]] '''STOP'''
*[[:Image:SBadiaRula_B&W.jpg]] '''STOP'''
*[[:Image:SSB's_Gang.gif]] '''STOP'''

Please either remove one of these images from your user page or let one of your gang members take responsiblity of the image '''STOP'''

I thank you for your co-operation in this matter '''STOP'''

{{User:The Chort/sig}} 15:37, 25 March 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''
:He hasn't made an edit since late Feb so he might not see this note for awhile. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 16:00, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

'''Ah yes... I suppose I could simply remove the maskless image. Never you mind.'''

== Bottom 10 ==
:Dear Sir Weak Bad '''STOP'''
:What is your worst'''STOP'''
:10? Please put in'''STOP'''
:Answer in a nice list. '''STOP'''

:Carpet Bagger '''stop'''
:--[[User:Jetamo|Coach J]] 12:57, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
::Just to tell you, Sir Strong Bad has already posted his "worst 10". (Although he called it his "Bottom 10"). Just scroll up this page a bit and you can find it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:01, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

== Sir Strong Bad STOP ==

<math>Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I am sending this telegrammophone from the year 2006 '''STOP'''

I am afraid to say, that your doppelganger, Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

Has not received part of your mustache '''STOP'''

Just so you know '''STOP'''

Sir Jetamo '''STOP'''</math>
== Greetings, yet again, Sr. Toga!==
:DEAR SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN A VERY LONG TIME '''STOP''' I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW MY WIKI BREAK IS OVER AND I AM BACK '''STOP'''
PS: YOU MIGHT WANT TO UPDATE YOUR USER PAGE '''STOP''' IT SAYS 93 MESSAGES WHILST IT REALLY IS 95 '''STOP'''
:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:05, 12 April 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''

== Happy easter ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

How are you, i've haven't spoken in a while, How is easter in you place?

Note: Do you think the brother chaps should make a easterween like cartoons or is too sensitive?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 01:53, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

== I got Your Message! ==

I'm not back I'm just here to tall you that I got your goodbye message. I'm alose glad that you kept me on your gang page.

Cheers,

'''Sir Not Bob'''

== Is your telegramaparcel broken? ==

Sorry if i seem like the king of town to peas, but why haven't you answered my previous questions?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 09:40, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

== #99! ==

Dear Mr Sir Strong Bad! ''Stop!''

I Bid You Good Tidings! ''Stop!''

I'm Number 99! ''Stop!''

Hope Number 100 Comes Soon! ''Stop!''

[[User:The Hand-Me-Down Clown|The Hand-Me-Down Clown]]

== I Feel Proud! ==

Sir Stong Bad! '''Stop'''

I'm Your 100th Telegramaparcel! '''Stop'''

I'm Proud Of Myself! '''Stop'''

I Have One Question. '''Stop'''

How Does One Go Around Becoming A Member Of Your Gang? '''Stop'''

Enjoy Your Day And Good Tidings! '''Stop'''

{{User:Homsar7/sig}} '''Stop'''

==Free Masons==
DEAR SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' DO YOU EVEN PARTICULARY KNOW WHAT FREEMASONS ARE '''STOP?''' BECAUSE YOU CALLED EVERYONE A FREEMASON EVEN KNOW A FREEMASON IS A CIA OPERATIVE '''STOP''' AND ALL THE PRESIDENTS ARE FREEMASONS, SHH '''STOP!''' SPEAKING OF PRESIDENTS, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR PRESIDENT, FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT '''STOP?''' SINCERELY,-SIR JIBNEY

== Dear sir strong bad '''stop''' ==

Is your telegramer parecel still broken, you still haven't replied my previous messagers??????!!!!!!!!!!

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:57, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

== A Friendly Compa-matition! ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

As a member of your gang of swindlers, I feel as though I must inform you of a competition on my user page. '''STOP'''

It starts at 3:00 pm Tuesday for the the time zone in which Massachusetts is located. '''STOP'''

Dapperly yours,

{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} '''STOP'''

==You Have A Really Long Talk page '''STOP'''==

Dear Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

You're really good at roleplaying a Homestar Runner character. '''STOP'''

But why must you take up 74 kilobytes of data by posting a new topic on a talk page '''STOP'''

EVERY TIME YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING!? '''STOP'''

Also, do you happen to do anything besides be friends with users? '''STOP'''

I do not wish to be mean, but I don't see you anywhere else. Do you mind telling me? '''STOP'''

Swarthily,

-[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] '''STOP'''

== Personal Images ==

Hi, just a friendly reminder. As of recently, you have 3 large images which are personal images.

*[[:Image:Animal run.gif|Animal run.gif]]
*[[:Image:SBadiaRula B&W.jpg|SBadiaRula B&W.jpg]]
*[[:Image:SSB's Gang.gif|SSB's Gang.gif]]

All three were uploaded by you, and, as none of the three are needed by the knowledge base, they have been marked as personal images. Hwever, the [[HRWiki:Personal images|policy]] allows only two personal images per user. I'm afraid you'll need to mark one of these three for deletion using the <nowiki>{{delete|reason}}</nowiki> template. Thanks. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:36, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

== Real Words ==

Hate to break it to you, but "skimpliy" is a real word. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:36, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
:Well, dunno about that one, but "[[ahd:61/12/S0451200.html|skimpily]]" is, at any rate (see the adverb form toward the bottom). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:37, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

== Not Talk Page Spam ==

<s>Hey there, Sir Strong Bad. Please note that your recent posts on a few peoples' talk pages is regarded as spam (see [[HRWiki:Talk page etiquette]]). Those posts will be removed. If you want to contact people, please do it properly or use other communication channels than the wiki. Thanks for understanding.</s> {{User:Loafing/sig}} 02:43, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
:Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP The users who responded to your messages were unfamiliar with your dapper gang and thought you were using your telegramaphone whilst connected to all the wiki users at once! STOP I have given them what's for and put back your esteemed messages STOP I hope you do reconsider your recent departure and will again grace us with stories of capers you and The Sneak are perpetrating STOP Yours, [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:15, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
::Yep, sorry, you were gone far too long for a newb like me :-P errm... STOP {{User:Loafing/sig}} 04:23, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

==Foolishness==
*What are you thinking? Just because you sent spam doesn't mean you are not acknowledged anymore. Stay here. :-) --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 03:52, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

== Re: reverts ==

Hey, Sir Strong Bad. Last night when I saw you posting identical messages to a lot of talk pages a red flag went off, and I assumed you were (unintentionally) spamming talk pages. I wasn't aware you were posting just to users you had a "group" with of some sort. While my actions were in good faith, it seems my judgement in this matter is not in agreement with what others here feel. So I apologize for reverting the edits, and hope you continue to participate in this wiki. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:06, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

== Weclome back ==

Hi, Sir Strong Bad, I'm going to forego the Old-Timey language again just to say I'm glad to see you back and that all is well with you. I hope we'll continue to see your fun Old-Timey comments around, as well as your contributions to articles. See you later! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 09:04, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

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  10:02, 24 February 2007 (UTC) 
 
Dear Sir Strong Bad stop 
I am glad that you are not leaving stop 
 
signed, Lord{{User:Loafing/sig}}
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:And your Hefty Hiatus has coincided with something more of a wimpy trickle of activity on my part, seeing as how your post was the most recent on my talk pg since August! Weclome back—and as far as I'm concerned, you only left yesterday! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]
::Sir Strong Bad, good to see you again! Glad to see you back in <strike>2007</strike>1937. Abdi!!!!!! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 17:55, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

== The Future...Sorta! '''STOP''' ==
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  10:02, 24 February 2007 (UTC) 
 
dear Sir Strong Bad STOP 
I bid you welcomes back! STOP 
yes, that Hinderburg did catch many people off gaurd. 
I could feel the flames, as I live in the Newest Jersey! 
I gladly accept membership into your gang. 
enclosed is a picture-ma-drawin'of myself. 
I bid you good day! 
signed, [[User:Homsar7|Sir 7]]
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== Please Excuse Me! STOP ==

[[Image:Homsar7.bmp.gif|thumb|b&w Goodness!]]

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  10:02, 24 February 2007 (UTC) 
 
dear Sir Strong Bad STOP 
please excuse me! STOP 
I took the time to paint it, but I must admit, I look ravashing in b&w! STOP 
yes sir, and so do you! STOP 
enclosed is the picture-ma-drawin'! STOP 
also, I welcome you to the year 1937! STOP 
signed, [[User:Homsar7|Sir 7]] STOP
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User talk:Bubyman

Homsar7 — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:54:06 GMT

Homsar7: /**/Hello Again.

== Welcome! ==
Welcome to the '''Homestar Runner Wiki!''' I wanted to extend a personal welcome, since I believe strongly that a [[Wikipedia:Wiki|Wiki]] should be a democratic and non-threatening place where everyone feels like they can contribute. Unfortunately it can be very frustrating at first if you make changes that are ignored or changed back by other users, but if so I encourage you to hang in there; as you get a feel for the way things are done around here you'll feel more at home. That was my experience, anyway!

If you need any help, feel free to ask anyone on the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee#Members|welcoming committee]] (like [[User_talk:AbdiViklas|me]]!). You can also post questions on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].

Here are some tips to get you started:
* The best way to start is with the [[HRWiki:Introduction]], followed by a brief tour of the wiki: [[HRWiki:Tour|HRWiki tour]]!
* If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to frequently asked questions, check out the [[Help:Contents|help]] page.
* Before you do any significant editing, be sure to familiarize yourself with our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]].
* Read up on the rules and guidelines for your [[HRWiki:User space|user page]]. What you're reading right now, by the way, is the "Talk:" page that goes with your user page. It's a good way to communicate directly with specific users. The best way to respond, though, is on the same user page where the conversation was started. E.g. if you have a question, go to my [[User_talk:AbdiViklas|user talk page]] and edit it, then watch my page (via [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]) for a response.
* If you're not sure what you can do to help out, head over to [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]].
* If you're looking for more community interaction, you can also register over at our [http://forum.hrwiki.org forum] and get More Community Interaction Than You Or Your Grandmother Can Handle!
* Above all, '''be bold''' and have fun!

Feel free to delete this message when you're done reading it. (In general, it's frowned on to delete other people's input on talk pages, but this entry is just here to be helpful. When it's done being helpful, I guarantee you won't hurt my feelings by ditching it!)

Sincerely, 
[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] and [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee#Members|the rest of the welcoming committee]] (15:46, 4 January 2006 (UTC))

:Hi Colin, it's me, Erik! From school! {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:08, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== HI ==

HI I'm here i will not say my real name but I will let you guess.

'''Clues'''
*I'm in the other block
*I use flash at the library
*I'm not your mom
*I'm in 5thy period band
*I sometimes read manga
*I'm{{User:Pieinbubsface/sig}} 02:45, 8 January 2006 (UTC)
*I'm an [http://www.uncyclopedia.org uncyclopedia]user

*KoffKoffandhe'stotallynotCarmanmirandaKoff* {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:24, 8 January 2006 (UTC)

'''Answer'''
John Kerry

Wrong my name has a pecie of pizza on it.{{User:Pieinbubsface/sig}} 19:11, 15 January 2006 (UTC)(cheak out my new sig)

== images ==
:For image help, click [[Help:Image|here]]. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:05, 11 January 2006 (UTC)

== Welcome ==

I see you play clarinet. I'm a trombonist, saxophonist, bassist and pianist, it's good to have another musician on board. BTW, have you found the Preview Edit button? Just letting you know about it; if you use Preview, your changes aren't saved, and you avoid filling [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]] with edits. Anyway, looking forward to more article contributions! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:30, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

== Clarinet ==

Cool! You play clarinet as well! {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 14:39, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

Yeah. The Clarinet is awsome.Kinda. {{User:Bubyman/sig}} 13:45, 6 June 2006

== Vera Low Prices! ==

yeah homsar is cool. and so is family guy. i play guitar with the meddleys, dododododos, and other things like arpagios. where'd your username come from by the way? -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}
:huh...i got mine from craig biggio, a two time golden glove 2nd baseman on the astros, who im realted to, and oviously, [[Homsar]] *goes to user page, bows to homsar picture, goes upstairs, bows to homsar shirt*. -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

==Show preview==
Hello, you are using up a lot of space on the recent changes, so I want to make sure that this doesn't happen. I want to ask you to please before you edit anything, use the show preview button next to the save button. I hope this helps you, and so have fun.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 05:02, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the advice. -{{User:Bubyman/sig}}

Your welcome.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 05:40, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

:A little reminder... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:47, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

==Hi?==
Do you know Bubsty? --{{User:The thing/sig}} 15:51, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
:Well? {{User:The thing/sig}} 00:23, 21 October 2006 (UTC)

Yes I do. Is that a problem or do you just want to know? {{User:Bubyman/sig}} Novmeber 26 2006

== Hello Again. ==

Hello again Bubyman, I hope all is well. I'll check back here, so continue to write here. Thanks.

--{{User:Homsar7/sig}} 02:54, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:52:05 GMT

Homsar7:

[[Image:Homsar7.bmp.gif|thumb|Symbolical of Homsar7]]

== Return ==

After a hiatus of 4 months, Homsar7 returns to the HR Wiki by way of an e-mail, saying that he's been accepted into [[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad's]] notorious gang. While balancing school work, friends, and the like, Homsar7 will roam all of the places, new cartoons, and things of the HR Wiki.

Still the guitar weilding kid, Eric has expanded his musical instrumental ablities to keyboards and drums. He plans to release music into the world for all to hear.

== The Interview ==

In a recent interview with '''The Statoma''', Eric was asked about his musical ability, his life, and other different things. (NOTE: Dirty words have been censored to keep young minds on this sight pure)

'''The Statoma''': Hello Eric, may we call you that?

'''Eric''': Yes, go on. (shifts in his chair)

'''TS''': So, how has it been transferring from public school to private?

'''E''': Well, I only had one friend whom I was close with that I knew was going there, so it was a bit of challange.

'''TS''': What have you learned so far?

'''E''': Whatever the teachers teach us, its always gonna tie into God. (laughs) Also, half the preps are ******* and the rest are crazy.

'''TS''': Anything else?

'''E''': That premarital *** is never permitted, but the skirts kinda make it hard. What is it, like a test or something? Please.

'''TS''': Okay...What about music? What intruments do you play?

'''E''': Keyboards, drums, and mainly guitar. I sing too, but I ****.

'''TS''': Do you write any songs?

'''E''': Yeah, but only when I get a good idea, or I improv lyrics while playing different chords and stuff.

'''TS''': So, what are your favorite TV shows?

'''E''': Mainly anything on [Adult Swim]. Robot Chicken. Family Guy. Morel Orel. Tom Goes To The Mayor (NEW JERSEY *****!) Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

'''TS''': I see...Favorite bands?

'''E''': Breaking Benjamin is my favorite, I also like Nine Inch Nails, Seether, Franz Ferdinand, Eric Clapton, B.B. King. A lot of different things, mainly all music that isn't creepy.

'''TS''': Speaking of which, how's the band you're in?

'''E''': Trust me, it ain't gonna happen. We just don't have musical ablitiy (laughs). I can't write screamo songs.

'''TS''': So, are you gonna be solo?

'''E''': Well, I'm gonna look for a band for a while, but if nothing turns up, I'll just stick solo. My guitar teacher is putting a recording studio in the building they use, so that will be my main recording impliment. Heck, I'm gonna offer my services to run a record label out of it.

'''TS''': Well Eric, we'd like to thank you for your time. Any final words?

'''E''': Yeah. I'm gonna quote two people. First, Peter of Family Guy: "You know what really grinds my gears America? You. **** you." Second, Homsar. "And also with you."

== Links to Things ==

[http://www.myspace.com/electric7 Standard Myspace]
 [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1331220148 Facebook]
 [http://www.ultimate-guitar.com Guitar Site Of the Gods]
 [http://phobialist.com/reverse.html#A- An Indexed List Of Phobias]

== Final ==

I have nothing more to say from this point on.

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:51:00 GMT

Homsar7:

[[Image:Homsar7.gif|thumb|Symbolical]]

== Return ==

After a hiatus of 4 months, Homsar7 returns to the HR Wiki by way of an e-mail, saying that he's been accepted into [[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad's]] notorious gang. While balancing school work, friends, and the like, Homsar7 will roam all of the places, new cartoons, and things of the HR Wiki.

Still the guitar weilding kid, Eric has expanded his musical instrumental ablities to keyboards and drums. He plans to release music into the world for all to hear.

== The Interview ==

In a recent interview with '''The Statoma''', Eric was asked about his musical ability, his life, and other different things. (NOTE: Dirty words have been censored to keep young minds on this sight pure)

'''The Statoma''': Hello Eric, may we call you that?

'''Eric''': Yes, go on. (shifts in his chair)

'''TS''': So, how has it been transferring from public school to private?

'''E''': Well, I only had one friend whom I was close with that I knew was going there, so it was a bit of challange.

'''TS''': What have you learned so far?

'''E''': Whatever the teachers teach us, its always gonna tie into God. (laughs) Also, half the preps are ******* and the rest are crazy.

'''TS''': Anything else?

'''E''': That premarital *** is never permitted, but the skirts kinda make it hard. What is it, like a test or something? Please.

'''TS''': Okay...What about music? What intruments do you play?

'''E''': Keyboards, drums, and mainly guitar. I sing too, but I ****.

'''TS''': Do you write any songs?

'''E''': Yeah, but only when I get a good idea, or I improv lyrics while playing different chords and stuff.

'''TS''': So, what are your favorite TV shows?

'''E''': Mainly anything on [Adult Swim]. Robot Chicken. Family Guy. Morel Orel. Tom Goes To The Mayor (NEW JERSEY *****!) Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

'''TS''': I see...Favorite bands?

'''E''': Breaking Benjamin is my favorite, I also like Nine Inch Nails, Seether, Franz Ferdinand, Eric Clapton, B.B. King. A lot of different things, mainly all music that isn't creepy.

'''TS''': Speaking of which, how's the band you're in?

'''E''': Trust me, it ain't gonna happen. We just don't have musical ablitiy (laughs). I can't write screamo songs.

'''TS''': So, are you gonna be solo?

'''E''': Well, I'm gonna look for a band for a while, but if nothing turns up, I'll just stick solo. My guitar teacher is putting a recording studio in the building they use, so that will be my main recording impliment. Heck, I'm gonna offer my services to run a record label out of it.

'''TS''': Well Eric, we'd like to thank you for your time. Any final words?

'''E''': Yeah. I'm gonna quote two people. First, Peter of Family Guy: "You know what really grinds my gears America? You. **** you." Second, Homsar. "And also with you."

== Links to Things ==

[http://www.myspace.com/electric7 Standard Myspace]
 [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1331220148 Facebook]
 [http://www.ultimate-guitar.com Guitar Site Of the Gods]
 [http://phobialist.com/reverse.html#A- An Indexed List Of Phobias]

== Final ==

I have nothing more to say from this point on.

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:44:53 GMT

Homsar7:

[[Image:Homsar7.bmp.gif|thumb|Sepia-Toned Goodness!]]

== Departure To A New Begining ==

Eric (also known as Homsar7, Electric7, etc.) is a happy-go-lucky, lazy student. After the idea that he should get out of public school in search of a more vavorable one, Eric is sent to BGA, a catholic school. Meeting friends, enemies, and all the things you can expect in high school, including a racist, an enemy-friend, and a friend who is obbsessed with sexual behaviorisms, will Eric survive?

== Return ==

After a hiatus of 4 months, Homsar7 returns to the HR Wiki by way of an e-mail, saying that he's been accepted into [[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad's]] notorious gang. While balancing school work, friends, and the like, Homsar7 will roam all of the places, new cartoons, and things of the HR Wiki.

Still the guitar weilding kid, Eric has expanded his musical instrumental ablities to keyboards and drums. He plans to release music into the world for all to hear.

== Links to Things ==

[http://www.myspace.com/electric7 Myspace]
 [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1331220148 Facebook]
 [http://www.ultimate-guitar.com Guitar Site Of the Gods]
 [http://phobialist.com/reverse.html#A- An Indexed List Of Phobias]

== Final ==

I have nothing more to say from this point on.

User talk:Sir Strong Bad

Homsar7 — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:42:02 GMT

Homsar7: /**/Please Excuse Me! STOP

== An electronic reply! ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad, stop.

Have you any idea why The Sneak is so prone to explosions? Stop.

Sincerely, President Cold One, stop.

'''Dear Carpet Bagger'''

'''I have no idea why my The Sneak is so succeptible to random acts of combustion! It is quite a baffling situation!'''

==preview==
FROM THE TELEGRAPH INC. TELEGRAPH... THING.
DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP
REMEMBER THAT THERE IS A PREVIEW BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLOG UP RECENT CHANGES STOP
THANK YOU STOP
{{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:49, 15 November 2005 (UTC) STOP

'''Blast it! I say, my telegramophone doesn't have a monitor, so I can't even see it. Curses! I'll see what I can do. Thanks for the tip, you buffoon.'''

==The What For==
Hey there Sir Strong Bad. I replied to you on my talk page. Quick thing here, though: Posting the same generic message on several talk pages is considered spam here. Just a heads up. Thanks for understanding. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:22, 16 November 2005 (UTC)

'''You buffoon! I often change the headings on my generic electronic greetings! Bwahaha! Just engaging in a joke! The rules are so strict 'round here, I say! Does anyone ever get pummeled for violating them? Yes... That would be quite intriguing... Yes...'''

:Not pummeled, per se. Just boiled in hot butter. :) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

'''I see... The Kaiser here says that the punishment is not too bad.'''

== Um ==

Um it is I, DBK. '''STOP''' 

I bid you greetings from 2005. '''STOP''' 

Its nice to meet you. '''STOP''' 

Feel free to drop me a line any time. '''STOP''' 

Bye. '''STOP''' 

{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}}

'''2005!? What in blazes!? I thought I was reaching the year 1987! Curses! Now I must get rid of my updated photograph of me with notoriously long hair!'''

== A Notice ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

You have gone over the word limit on your electronic message '''STOP'''

You must pay a 25-cent extension fee '''STOP'''

Sincerely, '''STOP'''

The Superfied Telegraph Union '''STOP'''

'''25 cents!? BAH! I will pay no such fee! I shall see that The Strong Man flosses his mandibles with your spine!'''

The Strong Man shall do no such thing, Sir Strong Bad, as we have locked him up in our re-re-reinforced steel holding facilities. You must now pay a '''50'''-cent extension fee to release him.

'''CURSES! Foiled again!'''

Yes, all is going according to plan... wait, Strong Man, what are you doing with that comically oversized mallet? AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhh <nowiki>*hits me over head with mallet*</nowiki> you'll...never...get...away...with...this...<nowiki>*faints*</nowiki>

'''Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! They called me a buffoon for inventing that comically oversized mallet! But who has the last laugh now? Me! Sir Strong Bad! Yes... Now I simply must find a use for this comically oversized powder-puff! MAKE-UP!'''

Hey, Sir Strong Bad. Want to let you know that in the future, a show called [[wikipedia:Family Guy|Family Guy]] will steal your joke and use the comically oversized powderpuff. Play me away, Donny!

'''You must excuse me now! I must go give a certain [[wikipedia:Seth MacFarlane|Seth MacFarlane]] the whats for, for making off with my humorous dialogue! CURSE HIM!'''

Dear 1936 man,
I am the new ruler of Mars, having just obtained the rank of [[User:RadSkat3|RadSkat3]]. I have sole access to Earth's resources including the internet. I would like to learn more about 1936. Please leave a message on my message board which you can find by clicking the blue text with my rank on it above. Thank you, Sir Strong Bad, master of shinanigans.

'''I have given you a well thought out list of information on your talk page!'''

==A letter bearing the seal of the royal house of Sweden==
To the illustrious Sir Strong Bad, peer of the realm, Free Country USA: 
     Permit me to introduce myself as AbdiViklas, heir to the throne of Sweden. I am pleased to say I received your telegrammaparcel promptly and in the best of health. May I be the first to wish you joy of your arrival upon our gladsome shores! It is my fervent wish that you be nourished with the sweet milk of humankindness at the nurturing bosom of the glorious motherland, strengthening daily 'til you have tasted of the fierce draught of freedom flowing in the plenteous bowl of wikidom! 
     If it would be no imposition, might I venture to suggest that you sign your posts with three (or four, as the humor strikes you) tildes, thusly: '''<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>'''? While a flowing, refined hand is a mark of true distinction, the adoption of this expedient electronic signet secures felicities of greater weight and import than your own ease. If properly executed, it renders your signature a link of the utmost clarity from wheresoever you should implement it directly to your user page! Lacking this nicety, I was forced to consult the annals of my "Page History" to ascertain to whom I owed the honor of your correspondence. Three tildes will provide your username, "Sir Strong Bad," while four will add the time and day (as I will demonstrate at the close of this epistle). If, however, you wish your signature to reflect your title and peerage (as who should not?), there is yet a shift that will serve: simply close with '''<nowiki>[[User:Sir Strong Bad]]</nowiki>'''! This ingenious device functions similarly to the solid gold pocket-watch you cherish: the first half, before the '''|''', like the cogs and springs, ensures the proper working of the curious engine; the latter half, like the filigree faceplate, masks and conceals the workings behind a fair facade, and is itself alone visible. 
     Having expended quite enough of my best india ink and your most gracious patience, I beg you will permit me to take my leave of you, only adding in conclusion that, should you have occasion to desire succor or counsel on any matter of the wiki, the resources of the crown of Sweden and my own humble assistance are entirely at your disposal. I remain, as ever, your humble servant, 
     [[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 02:58, 16 November 2005 (UTC)

'''My oh my! However did you manage to type so many letters and sentences without running out of typewriter ink? But I digress... Thank you oh so much, AbdiViklas of Sweden. I, Sir Strong Bad of Free Country USA humbly thank you for your services. Perhaps we could work together in the near future! Well, until next time!'''

'''So long, not buffoon!'''
'''[[User:Sir Strong Bad]] 03:54, 16 November 2005 (UTC)''' (Holy soup bonds! It worked!)

==A Telegramaphonic Reply ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I recivied your message earlier today '''STOP'''

I would be delighted to make your aquaintance '''STOP'''

Please contact me again to confirm agreement '''STOP'''

With quite a few regards,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 17, Nov. 2005

P.S.-Please continue to plummit those less fortunate than you '''STOP'''

'''I say, we are thrilled to have your acquaintanceship within our pack of meddling scoundrels, Sir Rula! In enough time, you too could be a scoundrel like us!'''

===A Telegramophonic Follow-up!===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I relish that fateful day '''STOP'''

Please inform me of your future mishaps '''STOP'''

Also, tell that rather dapper swindler The Sneak to continue pushing The Homestar Runner of his flying machine '''STOP'''

I bid you good tidings '''STOP'''

Sincerely,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov 2005

'''Yes, The Sneak is quite the phenom when it comes to foiling The Homestar Runner's plans! Bwa ha ha! In fact, I think The Homestar Runner has once again taken my cheese melting device without consent. Curses! I shall show him whats for!'''

===Yet another telegramophonic follow-up!===

Yes, you go give him the whats for! '''STOP'''

You and I think very much alike, I see '''STOP'''

Also, have you ever thought of using The Sneak's cumbustable propreties to power your horselessly-drawn carrige? '''STOP'''

Inquisitively,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

P.S.-How did you enjoy my viewable electronic page? '''STOP'''

'''Yes, The Homestar Runner now has the whats for dripping from his ear holes!...? As for The Sneak's explosive properties... you see, his combustions usually occur spontaneously and at random moments, otherwise I would exploit him like a poor sap! Your viewable web page was quite intriguing. I dare say that I am something of an artist myself, you see. What brand of telegramophone do you own? Mine is a Telly 400.'''

===More Replying!===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I'm guessing that you're reffering to my large-eyed self-portrait when you say artistic '''STOP'''

As for the telegramaphone, you are forgetting that I live in the year 2005! '''STOP'''

I use a computating device called the Window XP! '''STOP'''

As for The Sneak's random combustability, perhaps slip him some nitroglycerin! '''STOP'''

Then he'd be exploding non-stop! '''STOP'''

Sincerely,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

'''Oh yes! I oft forget that I am communicating with a gentlemen of the twenty-first century. My apologies. Now what is this about using a WINDOW to communicate electronically!? The future startles me! And what on earth is nitroglycerin!?'''

===And yet.. Another reply.===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

Windows is a brand of computer, a future device that allows one to see what they are doing on a screen! '''STOP'''

Furthermore, nitroglycerin is a material that explodes at the slightest shake! '''STOP'''

I realise that you live in the era where Curly Howard was one of the Three Stooges '''STOP'''

Do you like his work? '''STOP'''

I think that he is very funny '''STOP'''

With regards,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

'''What the deuce is a computer? It sounds like a type of pipe-weed. As for this nitroglycerin you speak of, I would like to get my mitts on a container of that, I would! Where might one find such a container? And yes, I am acquaintances with Curly Howard. We frequent pubs to sneak a nip of hooch quite often, we do.'''

===Last electronic reply!===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

A computer is a device which allows you to engage in electronic conversations, participate in enjoyment activities, and even do work such as taxes '''STOP'''

Also, I would like to move our chatting over to my page, as your conversation page is getting cramped, while mine is nearly empty '''STOP'''

Sincerely,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

'''Of course! We shall converse in the comfort of your user page!'''

== Another Electronic Reply! ==

Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

How do you deal with the factory buffoon? '''STOP'''

Answer [[User:Another Strong Badian|Here]]! '''STOP'''

Sincerely, President Cold One '''STOP'''

'''Fear not, Sir Cold One. The gang and I have devised a dastardly scheme to deal with the factory buffoon, we have! Others who are interested may read it on the clickable electronic link I have provided [[User:Another Strong Badian|here]]. This will surely leave you satisfied and your factories buffoonless!'''

== User name ==

dear sir strong bad stop i notice that you have the wiki user name of wrestleman stop if you are going to continue to go by sir strong bad then why not put in a request to [[HRWiki:Changing_username|formally change it]] stop it seems like it would be less confusing that way stop sincerely [[User:It's dot com|it's dot com]] (21:09, 18 November 2005 (UTC))

'''An exemplatory idea! I shall jump on that like The Kaiser on a buffet table!'''

hey sir strong bad stop tom has changed your name in the database and i took the liberty of moving your page to its new location stop everything should be good to go stop rock rock on stop sincerely [[User:It's dot com|it's dot com]] (00:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC))

'''Ha Ha! Ha Ha! ********* is no more! For now, I go by by real name, Sir Strong Bad! Sir Dot Com is a technological genius! I shall send him a congratulatory shilling!'''

==An Electronic Reply==

Sir Stong Bad '''Stop'''

I am leaving you an electronic reply as per your request. '''Stop'''

I would be glad to make your aquaintence. '''Stop'''

But first, I feel the need to ask you a question. '''Stop'''

How do you manage the telagramophone whilst wearing gentlemans sport gloves? '''Stop'''

From Homsarroks. '''Stop'''

'''GASP! WHAT!? WHAT IN THE NAME OF SOUP BONDS DID YOU JUST ASK!? THE FINAL STRAW HAS BEEN LAIN! I SHALL SEE THAT THE STRONG MAN INSERTS BAMBOO CHUTES UP EACH OF YOUR FINGER NAILS! CURSES!'''

===An electronic apology!===

My Apologies, Sir Strong Bad. '''Stop'''

I had no wish to incur you wrath. '''Stop'''

I beg forgiveness. '''Stop'''

From Homsarroks. '''Stop'''

P.S. '''Stop'''

Could you be so kind as to ask the Strong Man to remove these chutes from underneath ny fingernails? '''Stop'''

'''Fine! I shall allow my kinder state to manage this situation... for now! But if one was to inquire about my telegramaphonic managing a second time, OH, WOULD MY BISCUITS BE BURNT!'''

== Acquaintances ==

Why... hello '''Stop'''

I bid ''you'' hello from 2005 '''Stop'''

I see that you have been wanting to meet alot of peoples acquaintances '''Stop'''

If you really want to get to know people from around here, then you could simply go to [[HRWiki:IRC channel|The Chat Channel]] '''Stop'''

Hope to see you there some time '''Stop'''

{{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 03:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC)

'''I hope my Telly 400 is up to the task of handling online chatting progrums!'''

== New messages indicator ==

when we upgraded to mediawiki one point five it introduced a bug in the way the system handles the new messages indicator stop currently the only way to get the message to go away is to click unwatch at the top of your talk page stop this is necessary even if you yourself are the one who edits the page stop we have done what we can to make sure the people who design the software are aware of the problem and we hope they will give us a patch to fix it soon stop yours sincerely [[User:It's dot com|it's dot com]] (03:19, 19 November 2005 (UTC))

'''Mercy me! Thank you for the electronic tip! You are a being of great knowledge! I bid you thanks!'''

== Hey there Sir Strong bad stop ==

I got Your electronic message! '''Stop'''.

Let get to Know each other,'''stop''':

1.what is you real namem,'''stop'''?

2.what do you do for a living,'''stop'''?

3.How did you find me,'''stop'''?

Do you happen t Know It's dot com,'''stop''', Heimstern Läufer, '''stop''', or AbdiViklas, '''stop'''?

Hoping you send me reply,'''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC) '''stop'''

'''I have sent you a telegramophonic reply! As if one would have a reply to "What is your real namen?" anyways...'''

===An electronic mistake!===

Dear sir strong bad '''stop'''

You've made a mistake '''stop'''

I'm no lady '''stop'''

I'm a Macedonian, which is why may name can trick people '''stop'''

Nikolce is macedonian for Nick '''stop'''

But you can call me Nicholas if you wish '''stop'''

I bid you good day, i do '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:42, 20 November 2005 (UTC) '''stop'''

Ps:
Dear Sir Strong Bad stop
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst
wearing gentleman's sport gloves? stop
signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth

'''I beg your forgiveness, Sir Kocovski... worth. I actually caught my mistake but at that particular moment, my telegramophone began to make strange noises and emit foul odors. What was one to do but to wait it out? And if I didn't know you better, I would be forced to subject you to a proper thrashing due to your last comment!'''

I forgive you Sir strong bad '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:53, 20 November 2005 (UTC) '''stop'''

'''Hurrah!'''

== Greetings! ==

Sir Strong Bad STOP 
I bid you greetings from the year 2005 GO 
I received your message loud and clear RED LIGHT 
and have taken it upon myself to issue you a reply LOOK OUT 
I see that you have impeccable taste in modern websites THERE'S A COP 
and have thusly gained my respect OH GREAT 
I wish you well, and I look forward HE'S PULLING ME OVER 
to speaking with you soon SORRY OFFICER 
Yours Truly, KieferSkunk DANG, I GOT A TICKET 

'''I bid you an exhuberant thank you! And if there is anything I can do to help you deal with those law authorities then please send me an electronic reccomendation!'''

== Lost ==

Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

One dollar was found on the dirt road today. '''STOP'''

It costs a mere 10 cents to retreve it and claim as your own. '''STOP'''

Thank you for your time! '''STOP'''

[[User:Stinkoman K|The Stink Man]] '''STOP'''

'''How could one pass up such a bargain? How about you send me the dollar now, and I shall promptly deliver the ten pennies to your address tomorrow?'''

== DELETED ==

Double Post '''DELETED!'''

'''And in such a timely manner as well.'''

== I Need a Caper! ==

Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I come to you under the direst of dire situations! '''STOP'''

Election day has come up in My Country, USA. '''STOP'''

And Senator Warm One has just announced his candidacy for MY presidency! '''STOP'''

Thusly, I turn to you, and your massive ability to pull a caper, as my last resort. '''STOP'''

I need The Strong Man to bludgeon this fool senator with any and all blunt objects available. '''STOP'''

Meanwhile, the Sneak must dig up any and all dirt on this buffoon, even if said dirt is fully fabricated. '''STOP'''

Then you must give him the what-for! '''STOP'''

Succeed, and you shall receive a handsome reward in the form of seventy-four thousand nine hundred ninty-one dollars and thirty-three cents. '''STOP'''

As well as your own cabaret of beautiful dancing girls. '''STOP'''

Cordially, President Cold One '''STOP'''

'''Sir One, you need not fret over such a simple task! Fortunately for you, I am a Coldublican, not a Warmocrat. The Strong Man is gathering any an all blunt, senator-bludgeoning objects at this time. The Sneak has been browsing the world wide web in search for any threatening information on this Senator Warm One. And as for me, I have prepared a well thought out list of what for-isms to present to the offending buffoon. Although, we have hit one minor snag... we reside in the year 1938, while you sustain in the year 2005! Curses! What is one to do?'''

== Dear Sir ==

Dear Sir Strong bad '''STOP'''

What became of your gold pants? '''STOP'''

I would like to propose a trade '''STOP'''

Your pants for my water soup '''STOP'''

Cordially,
{{User:Benol/sig}}

'''Oh, but you forget yourself, lad! My tiny waist prevented the golden slacks from remaining above my ankles so I had no use for purchasing them. So, I'm afraid it's curtains for your request! As if I would agree to a trade requesting gold slacks for a filthy can of water soup anyways!'''

== The football player ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

Who is the football player? '''STOP'''

Is he the sneak's ball playing partner? '''STOP'''

Punch The Sneak for me,
{{User:Benol/sig}}

'''Sir B, it appears as though you do not know the full story behind the said "football player". The football playing lad was merely filling in for me while I was stealing The Homestar Runner's cow emblazoned electronic lighting device. I had previously owed The Sneak a swift kick in the Sneak and he was merely completing my aformentioned task.'''

== Old-Timey The Paper...Sorta ==

http://www.strongfans.com/old-timey_paper.PNG {{clear}}
Greetings. I was just sending you an electronic posting to inquire if Sir Strong Bad might luxuriate in this modern edition of The Paper. Hope you enjoy the intellectual nourishment. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 01:36, 25 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Sir Paper, you are the kindest chap to ever please me with your deeds! I thank you in the most gracious manner!'''

== Greetings '''stop''' ==

Greetings there sir strong bad '''stop'''

How have you been(how would you write this in your way?) '''stop'''

Do you know about Wikipedia '''stop'''

see you soon '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 11:18, 25 November 2005 (UTC)

Ps: How do you manage the telegramaphone whilst wearing gentelmans sports gloves?

'''stop'''
signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth.

'''Yes, but of course one of my superior intellect knows about the electronic Wikipedia database! I frequent it quite often!'''
'''PS. ONE MORE GENTLEMEN'S SPORT GLOVE CRACK AND I SHALL HAVE THE STRONG MAN BLUDGEON EACH OF YOU INTO SUBMISSION WITH AN ADDING MACHINE!'''

Foriginess please '''stop'''

i just never ment to make fun of you,'''stop'''

He made me do it, i think '''stop'''

ps: How do you say ps in your way '''stop'''?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:40, 27 November 2005 (UTC) ....worth.

'''Need you not worry, Sir Kocovskiworth, no bludgeonings will come to you anytime soon. As for your inquiry, in 1938, instead of "ps" one would say, "on an unrelated topic...". I hope that leaves you inquiriless as well as bludgeonless!'''

==just er... saying hi==
:HI SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' DO NOT WORRY, FOR I AM NOT ASKING A QUESTION ABOUT SPORTING GLOVES '''STOP''' I WAS AT A QUITE MODERN-ISH STORE CALLED 7-11, AND I SAW A PACKET OF "SIR SICKLY SAMS FLAVOR-TASTE STYLE CHEWING POWDERS" '''STOP''' I WAS WONDERING IF YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS AWFUL COMPANY '''STOP''' I SEE THAT SICKLY SAM SEEMS TO BE A BRETHERIN OF YOURS '''STOP''' I WOULD GIVE HIM A JOLLY GOOD POUNDING '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''WHO-WHA!? Sir Sickly Sam!? Curse him! Sir Bubsty, I swear that I would give that cad a jolly good pounding if it weren't for the fact that I have already killed him. Yes... It seems that younger siblings are a hindrance even in their afterlives. CURSES!'''

'''Umm... On a side note, Sir Bubsty... How was his chewing powder? Does it compare to my own?'''

I NEVER TRIED IT '''STOP''' I COMPLETELY REFUSED TO BUY IT '''STOP''' I HATE THAT BLASTED SICKLY SAM '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''You, Sir Bubsty... just bought yourself an honorary gang member induction!'''

OOH, THAT RULES '''STOP''' THANK YOU VERY MUCH '''STOP''' YOU HAVE EARNED YOURSELF A PLACE IN MY "FAVORITE USERS" SECTION '''STOP'''

SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Hooray! My reputation grows! Sir Strong Bad will soon not only rule the year 1938, but 2005 as well! Bwa ha ha ha!'''

==Some little questions==
Dear, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP''' 
Here is some little questions: '''STOP''' 
1. Has you some time play football? '''STOP''' 
2. How did you seen out when you was a baby? '''STOP''' 
3. How did you think you came's to seen out when you are wery old? '''STOP'''

[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]
Sweden

'''For Sir Viklas. Hi?'''

'''1. Prehaps! I'm've was to make football often times. Play? Know. Best football results twice again.'''

'''2. Every age I have seen out as a baby. I think I has the solution: width times height.'''

'''3. As a wery old, I can fathom the scene to be with me. Looking always as I ever did. It was not came's. He borrowed mine.'''

'''Okay, Viklas, one would certainly wish that would answer your questions. I do believe that we're on the same page. Unfortunately, yours has a large F on it.'''

'''— Sir Stark Dålig'''

== ssb_telegram 22 ==

Greetings, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP'''

I am from England. '''STOP'''

What are your thoughts on
the English? '''STOP'''

Many thanks, '''STOP'''

{{User:The Chort/sig}} '''STOP'''

'''What do I think about the English, huh!? OH! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK ABOUT THE ENGLISH!!!... I think their muffins are exemplatory!'''

==A Question==
How did you find me? '''STOP'''

I was just curious.'''STOP'''

Farewell,'''STOP'''

"Sir Rroks"'''STOP'''

'''I believe I stumbled upon your name on the "recent changes" electronic page.'''

==Chiaroscuro==
Your new sig looks fabulous in evening-formal black and white... '''S r t o g a'''. If a bit bewildering. (Say hi to Jr. Toga for me!) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 04:46, 28 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Bwa Ha Ha Ha! You are quite a funny man! I believe you may have just earned yourself an honorary member induction!!'''

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}
:DEAR MR. BAD '''STOP'''
YOUR SIG IS VERY WONDERFUL (I TRIED SAYING THAT IN 1930-ISH, BUT IT DIDN'T COME OUT WELL) '''STOP'''
I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT ''TWO'' OF YOUR GANG MEMBERS ARE SWEDISH '''STOP'''
BEFORE I MOVED TO A CITY (I BELIEVE IT WAS A TOWN IN YOUR DAY) CALLED SEATTLE '''STOP'''
I LIVED IN SWEDEN '''STOP'''
SIGNED,
SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''I apologize profusely Sir Bubsty! I shall update your electronic section at once!'''

NO NO '''STOP''' IT WASN'T DIRECTED TO BE RUDE '''STOP''' IT WAS JUST A COMMENT '''STOP''' YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ADD ANYTHING '''STOP''' SORRY FOR POORLY EXPLAINING WHAT I MEANT TO SAY '''STOP'''
SIGNED,
SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''I knew. I simply wish for all of my acquaintances to be satisfied!'''

SUIT YOURSELF, BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE OR CHANGE ANYTHING IT WAS MERELY A "FUN FACT" '''STOP'''
SIGNED,
SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

:Sorry to interrupt, but I just wanted to alert you that I've finally [[User talk:AbdiViklas#An electronic request!|replied]] to your message! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 05:19, 30 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Sorry, Sir Viklas. I've grown rather attached to the Swedish Fish.'''
:Cool; so have I. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 05:58, 3 December 2005 (UTC)

== NYU Talk ==

Haldo '''STOP'''

I'm wondering '''STOP'''

Do you know the transcripts of any of the cartoons '''STOP'''

From the NYU talk because i would like to know '''STOP'''

[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|NOT Billy Bob Bob]] 21:36, 28 November 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

'''Umm... I'm not entirely sure what you're asking me here. If your asking me if I know the transcripts of the accursed "Homestar Runner" cartoons then I must say yes. Curse that armless buffoon! I also know the trancripts of all of the famed "Strong Bad E-mails"! Fantastic job, my doppleganger!'''
:I think what you're looking for is [[NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005|this]], NBBB. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 19:19, 29 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Oh, I get what'chur talking about now! And, I'm afraid I do not know the transcripts, for I was not there! It took place in 2005! I had been long dead!'''

== a request to you sir ==

Dear Sir Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I have a confoundment for you to solve '''STOP'''

Do you remove your facial headgear and gentelman's sports gloves before you go to bed? '''STOP'''

Stinkfully yours,
{{User:Benol/sig}}

'''You buffoon! Unless you were to deliver me a hacksaw then I couldn't do such a task!'''

== A reply ==

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject: Moustache</div>Ummm.... Thanks for that moustache half. It's kinda cool, I guess. I really have no use for it, sooo... ummm... thanks anyways.

 Strong Bad</blockquote>

'''No problem, my doppleganger! And you had better thank me for those exemplatory genes that I passed on to you as well!'''

== Greetings sir strong bad '''stop''' ==

Hello and greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

how has yon been '''stop'''

Do you happen to own a contraption in the year 2001 called an Xbox '''stop'''

on an unrelated topic: how would you say, "see ya later"?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:00, 30 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Unfortunately, Sir Kocovskiworth, I do not. Software companies such as Nintendo and Sony are closer to me than those such as Microsoft. And instead of "see ya later", one could say "I'll converse with you at a later hour."'''
== once again, greetings sir strong bad ==
:HI THERE SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I WAS WONDERING HOW JR. TOGA WAS DOING '''STOP''' AND WHO THE CRAP HE IS '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Jr. Toga is feeling horrendous! As I have just had the Strong Man bludgeon him with a ground exhuming device! Jr. Toga is the nick name I gave my younger sibling, Sickly Sam.'''

:I SEE '''STOP''' TELL HIM HE IS A DUMB AND CRAPPY GUY PLEASE '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Hello. This is Sickly Sam. It's people like you that have driven me into following through with suicGF&#RHP!($#&G BSJBK OW! STOP IT! JKLWGli73)(*%#YT'''

'''Sorry about that Sir Bubsty. That was just Jr. Toga. Mercy! What a buffoon!'''

== Hey there Sir Strong bad '''stop''' ==

How has yon been doing, let me ask a couple of questions'''STOP''':

1. Do you now a fellow by the name of bubsty? '''Stop'''

2.what be your favourite toon? ''stop'''

3.where does yous reside in?'''stop'''

"on an unrelated topic..." How do you say holy crap

"I'll converse with you at a later hour."

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:51, 3 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Things are going just smoothly down here in the olden eras. How is it going for you? Swimmingly, I hope. Yes, I do know the fellow Sir Bubsty! He is quite a swell person. My favorite toon be "That a Ghost". I reside in Free Country USA in the year 1938! And although my doppleganger says "holy crap", I prefer to say "holy soup bonds!".'''

'''And as a reward for your gestures, you have earned a spot in my electronic Honorary Members section! Hurray for you!'''

==Suggestion for Gang pics==
Pardon the interruption and nevermind the bullocks, but I noticed the bios of your Gang Members and their portraits don't line up so well. You could get them to by adding ''<nowiki>{{clear}}</nowiki>'' at the end of each paragraph! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 03:14, 4 December 2005 (UTC)

'''SIR VIKLAS YOU ARE A COMPUTER GENIUS MAN! Let's do some manner of stylish jig for the computer genius man!'''

== Bottom ten ==

Greetings my kind friend, i got your message and i was overjoyed when i saw that you put me down as your "Honorary Gang Members" '''stop''' thank you.

Might as you of something, kind sir, what be your bottom ten '''stop'''?

ps: how would you say, "your bottom ten'' in your way?

signed: Sir Kocovski....worth.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:31, 4 December 2005 (UTC)

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}''''s''' '''Bottom 10 is as follows...'''

'''10. This is a simple one. Dry garment contests. Blast! What a waste of H20!'''

'''9. That horrible painting in The Strong Man's living quarters that's been there since were tykes.'''

'''8. Telegramoparcels with more than 1 fwd: or re: in the subject line. Curses! I can't even open the cursed things!'''

'''7. Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food. Such as Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Nibblins.'''

'''6. The foul stench of wet The Sneak'''

'''5. Um... Let's see here...not... pigeons... They consume bread crumbs.'''

'''4. Oh yes! There was this one time that I had to engage in the hugging of a tree. Curses!'''

'''3. Giving parsnip-themed desserts dangerous names.'''

'''2. Songs that try to pass off "Doo wacka doo wacka doos" as legit lyrics.'''

'''And number one on''' {{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}''''s''' '''Bottom 10 is...'''

'''1.''' '''BUFFOONS!'''

== Sorry sir strong bad '''stop''' ==

I recently got your electronic message, '''stop'''

it kinda sound like your mad at me for asking that question bottem ten, '''stop'''

so please forgive me if i made you upset '''stop'''

i'll converse with you at a later hour, i'm sorry

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:04, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Sir Kocovskiworth, you were in no way upsetting me! It just took my a while to answer is all. One would suppose I should word things better. My apologies!'''

== Accomplice ==

Dear Sir STOP

I would like to join your gang STOP

--{{User:Benol/sig}} 21:31, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

'''I see. It would be an honor to have you aboard. But first you must answer me this! What type of service would you provide for our meddling gang of skinflints?'''

---Insert cheap compliment to '''Sir Strong Bad''' here---

How about I put another Bengal tiger in The Kaiser's latrine? The Sneak's wasn't large enough.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 12:39, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

P.S. I would like this picture used: [[Image:coachz1936.png]]

'''You've got it, Sir B!'''

== Zeppelin warning ==

DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP I AM CONTACTING YOU TO WARN YOU ABOUT ERRANT ZEPPELINS STOP I KNOW A JOLLY OLD CHAP WHO LOST A RATHER NASTY FIGHT WITH ONE OF THESE HELIUM-FILLED MENACES STOP TAKE CARE THAT YOU AND YOUR ESTEEMED BAND OF ROUSTABOUTS KEEP ON THE LOOKOUT STOP YOURS TRULY STOP [[User:Homestar Coder|THE HOMESTAR PRODUCER OF SMALL PUNCHED CARDS USED TO RUN NEWFANGLED THINKING MACHINES]]

'''I dare say, Lady Producer of Small Punched Cards to Run Newfangled Thinking Machines, I too know an unfortunate sap who was foiled by the spontaneous combustion of a zeppelin! That dapper jackanapes The Sneak is the sir I am referring to. He tried to manage a heist aboard one of those newfangled transporting machines and ended up with a mouth full of ashes! Thanks for the heads up, Lady P.O.S.P.C.U.T.R.N.T.M!'''

[[Image:Sneak_Head_Explosion1.PNG|center|220px]]

DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIMELY REPLY STOP I WOULD LIKE TO BRING IT TO YOUR ATTENTION THAT I AM IN FACT A LADY AND NOT A PARTICULARLY PRANCY LAD IN A GHASTLY WIG STOP I ASSUME THAT THE SNEAK WAS NOT MUCH HARMED BY THE UNFORTUNATE ZEPPELIN ACCIDENT GIVEN HIS UNUSUAL HOBBY OF EXPLODING STOP GIVE THE SNEAK MY GOOD REGARDS STOP [[User:Homestar Coder|THE HOMESTAR PRODUCER OF SMALL PUNCHED CARDS USED TO RUN NEWFANGLED THINKING MACHINES]]

'''I beg your forgiveness LADY Coder. I actually knew that you were indeed, female. I even read your electronic user page. I am just so used to answering telegramoparcels belonging to lads that it has become second nature for me to include "SIR" in any and all user names! My apologies!'''

No problem STOP If you want to refer to me as "SIR" I won't take any offense STOP [[User:Homestar Coder|Obnoxiously long old-timey username]]

== question and forgiveness ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

i read your telegramaparcel about you saying sorry and apology accepted '''stop'''

anyway onto business ''stop'''

i have a couple of question:

1.don't you think the actual article of sir strong bad should also say stuff about you?

2. Have you every had a bullying problem in school?

in an unrelated topic: do you know Heimstern Läufer?

i'll converse with you at a later hour.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:16, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

:No article in a Main namespace should reference or direct to a user. Except in the rare case of a Strong Bad Email sent in by a Wiki user, or a Fanstuff sent in by a Wiki user. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:24, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Bwa Ha Ha! A quite noble idea indeed, but as my chap Sir Lapper here says, I can do no such thing. And as for you second inquiry... You see, many saps had taken a disliking to me during my schoolboy days, due to my quick comebacks and clever jabs. But fortunately for me, The Strong Man (or The Strong Boy, at the time) was able to pummell any being who attempted to so much as graze my husky dome! If one such as yourself in experiencing a bullying conundrum, then allow me to have the Strong Man bludgeon the buffoon with a battering ram!'''

== Sirs STOP ==

Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

How should one simple carpet bagger '''STOP'''

Hope to make it to you mighty List of Sirs '''STOP'''

List of Sirs is my word for you changing '''STOP'''

User names in to Old Timy style names '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 21:02, 8 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

P.S. '''STOP'''

If you accpt me into you Sirs '''STOP'''

Please use this... '''STOP'''

[[Image:bossman.png]] '''STOP'''

Image for me! '''STOP'''

'''I see. It would be an honor to have you aboard. But first you must answer me this! What type of service would you provide for our meddling gang of skinflints?'''

---Insert cheap compliment to {{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}} here---

== Feeling down ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

how have you been, i've doing great except on wikipedia.

To tell you the truth i've been feeling down, so i'll tell you whats be bothering me, but at a later hour. Right now there a lot of tv shows for me to watch, so ask me about it later, okay.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:50, 9 December 2005 (UTC) ....worth

'''Oh, I dare say, I too have several radio-mystery progrums I need to engage in the listening to as well.'''

== an electronic reply ==

Dear, Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

If I'm accepted in to you gang '''STOP'''

I will give 3 sevises '''STOP'''

1. I will bring the Sneak to the Panama Canal to do the Hully Gully '''STOP'''

2. I will sort papers to be fired or fired '''STOP'''

3. I will steal all of Fat Duddly hooch for the gang on a special acasion '''STOP'''

Sirly, {{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 16:48, 9 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

'''You sir, just bought yourself a gang induction!'''

== a question for you... ==

What's up man? I've got a question...
What's the best thing you've ever seen, done, or eaten?
I want to know the answer.
--{{User:The 386/sig}} 20:36, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

'''As a matter of fact Sir 386, I have one answer for all three of those electronic inquiries. And that answer is... The only episode ever recorded of the short-lived TOMMY DORSEY cartoon series! Only one episode was ever created and it was... cancelled before the first commercial-advertisement break. CURSES!'''

I could tell by what you said. If I want to be a member, I have to...
1. Torture The Homestar Runner,
2. Kidnap his girlfriend,
3. Give The Sneak his helping.
What do you think? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:18, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Well, you see, I am quite capable of torturing the Homestar Runner myself. (although I can never have too much help). But answer me this! What could we do with The Homestar Runner's girlfriend? Could we tie her to some train tracks? And I feel extra egotistical and dapper today, so I may need another cheap compliment. BWA HA HA!'''

Well how bout this... I will place her over a very hot pit of molten lava, with her suspended up there. How would you figure? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:32, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Yes, sounds good. And one final question. What rank would you consider yourself in my gang? For example, I am the "Brains". The Sneak is "The Thief". And The Strong Man is "The Brawn". (And you can't use any of those ranks).'''

You just made me part of the telagram recieving, man! --{{User:The 386/sig}} 02:02, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

'''All right, I shall update the page when the rest of the gang responds to the same question.'''

== Good day ==

Greetings there sir strong bad '''stop'''

i am feeling fantastic now that this is saturday '''stop'''

you can converse with me now, my shows are over for now. '''stop'''

i bid you good tiddings(does this mean goodbye?) '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 23:46, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

'''That's fantastic news! Luckily for me, it is still Friday where I reside! Feel free to converse away, Sir Kocovskiworth! (And yes, good tidings basically means "I wish you the best of luck")'''

==An electronic ranking like thing!==
:GREETINGS SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I RECIEVED YOUR ELECTRONIC MESSAGE '''STOP''' FOR A RANK, I HONESTLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT RANK I SHOULD BE '''STOP''' PROBABLY LIKE, THE ANNOYING GUY '''STOP''' SOMETHING LIKE THAT '''STOP'''
:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Got it!'''

I too got your telegramaparcel '''STOP'''

I think that I should be "The Information Giver" or "The Speed Unit" '''STOP'''

That is because I have much knowledge of the world and I go through Wikipages so fast, even I'm not sure how I do it! '''STOP'''

Sincerely yours,

{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}}

== Rank ==

I belive I would be the theifbrainbrawns of the group. '''STOP'''

--{{User:Benol/sig}} 13:48, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

I'm not sure you can do that, Coach B. '''STOP'''

{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}}

== rank ==

Dear, Boss '''STOP'''

this reply is about you inquireie of ranks '''STOP'''

If I was a rank I would be '''The Age''' '''STOP'''

Because I'm (in the gang not real life) the oldest one '''STOP'''

But thats not very good so I need a little help '''STOP'''

Thinking of what I am '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 15:32, 10 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

==A Modern Telogrammothingy!==

Hello again, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP''' 
It is I, Sir Rroks! '''STOP''' 
I wish to inquire as to your present state of health! '''STOP''' 
Are you well? '''STOP''' 
If not, please say hello to Sir Pietimer for me! '''STOP''' 
Bafoonishly yours, '''STOP''' 
Sir {{User:Homsarroks/sig}}'''STOP''' 

An Electronic P. S. '''STOP''' 
I wish to inform you that I would gladly assist you and your band of miscreants in any way possible if I am made a gang member! '''STOP''' 
I would happily help you with your telogrammophonic managing!'''STOP''' 
You may use any picture for me, but I would like you to use this one!'''STOP''' 
[[Image:Homsar_Old_timey_bandit.PNG]]

Thank you for reading thus far! '''STOP''' 

'''WOAH! That has to be the greatest picture-ma-drawin' I've ever seen! You may be inducted into my electronic gang for creativity alone if you tell me what rank you would like to go by!'''

==The '''I bring you thanks!''' award==
[[Image:Thankyouposter.PNG|thumb|Sorry it's not in b/w!]]
:HI SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' FOR HAVING A COOL IDEA AND BEING NICE I GIVE YOU THE '''''I BRING YOU THANKS AWARD''''' '''STOP''' THANKS FOR BEING COOL '''STOP'''
:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''I bid you a thank you of the highest regard! You sir, are a true gang member if there ever was one!'''

== Greetings! ==

Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

I have recently gotten your ten pennies to my door '''STOP'''

Therefore, I have sent you the one whole dollar on your request '''STOP'''

New information says that one dollar is worth one hundred pennies! '''STOP'''

Take wonderful care of that dollar and all of the bountiful money is yours! '''STOP'''

Sincerely,

[[User:Stinkoman K|The Stink Man]]

'''Uhh... I say umm... I never recieved the dollar, per se... Yeah... So I'm going to need another one. In a timely manner as well.'''

== How are you? ==

hey there sir strong bad '''stop'''

how have you been this fine couple of days '''stop'''

might i ask,: what is your intrest outside of Homestar runner?

I'll converse with you at a later hour.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:46, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Ha! An interest in The Homestar Runner? That buffoon gives me nothing but grief!... Oh. OH! You mean besides FOILING THE PLANS of The Homestar Runner, don't you? Oh, yes. Well, besides that buffoon, I also enjoy piloting flying machines and provoking zeppelins into combusting!'''

== Nikolce Kocovski's rank ==

Greetings again '''stop'''

i recently read my talk page messages, you've asked me what rank am i in your gang,correct?

anyway, i can't be "brains,thief or brawns", hmmmmm, i normally would be suited for "support" you know if a man goes down i charge in and help out, i guess or i can be the computer guy (the computer brain or tech guy) or i could be something else, reply me what ranks are there? i could be best suited for "tech guy"?

sir [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:55, 11 December 2005 (UTC) .......worth.

'''Or perhaps "tech support"? Bwa Ha Ha Ha!'''

are you making fun of me?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:22, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''What? Of course not. You said "the tech guy" and then "support". If you put them both together, it makes "tech support", the chaps you call if you're having technical problems.'''

i'm sorry, i get a bit overriacted(sp) but your sounds perfect for me, i'm a '''''TECH SUPPORT'''', sorry if i said ot out loud?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:47, 12 December 2005 (UTC)

== Heil Sir Stark Schlecht! ==

Es lebe Sir Stark Schlecht '''STOPP'''

It is my strong hope that all is well for you and that no [[The Kaiser|Kaisers]] are flummoxing your plans '''STOPP'''.

But if they are, I will be glad to defeat them with my rapier wit and facility in the tongue of the Weimar Republic '''STOPP'''

I'll give them what for such as they've never dreamt of '''STOPP'''

May none query how you use the telegammophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves so long as Rockefeller's monocle sits on his eyeball, '''STOPP'''

Hochachtungsvoll 
Herr {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:07, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Greetings, Sir Läufer! Such kind gestures insure you a comfortable position in my gang of jackanapes if you were to answer me this. What was my original electronic username? I must see if you truly know '''{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}'''!'''

:Finding such information proved easier than stealing [[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]] from an infant! For in November of 1936 (or 2005, it is uncertain which), you changed your name from '''********'''! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:27, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''HOLY SOUP BONDS! You sir, know me like The Sneak knows the blueprints of the Fluffy Puff labor mill! To tell you the truth, I never doubted your knowledge. I just kinda have to crack down a little nowadays. Now all I need from a chap such as yourself is a B/W telegramopicture of what you would like your electronic profile to depict and your preferred ranking!'''

:You flatter me, edler Herr Stark Schlecht. I regretfully state that my skill at telegramophotography is nil: I know nothing about retreiving images or draining from them the color. I would gladly have a picture of Homestar Runner wearing lederhosen for my appearance, but I know not how to provide you such an image in B/W. One called "Image:homestaryodle" exists on the Wiki in color. I have thought of an exemplary rank for myself, however. I shall be called the '''Doppelgänger''', should that please you. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:49, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Well, Sir Läufer, I can convert the telegramopicture "homestaryodle" into a black and white one, but unfortunately, I can only save it as an electronic jpeg file. CURSES! What is one to do?'''

Perhaps until another brilliant idea comes to one of us, we could use the national flag of Germany, rather as you did with Sir Nikolce's flag of Macedonia, if you are able to do that. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:05, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''An exemplatory idea!'''

I uploaded a black and white version of Image:homestaryodle for you guys. You can find it at Image:homestaryodlebw.PNG. Sorry for this reply not being in Old-Timey form. It's too early for me to think that much. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 16:53, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

:Hallo, Sir Stark Schlecht:

:I am so pleased that I have joined your gang as Doppelgänger! I do wish to observe, however, that the word should be capitalized and that the "a" needs an umlaut. I imagine you could copy and paste is from how I've written it on this talk page. I just wanted to ensure that your page's use of the Deutsch langugage is impeccable, and that no Weimar carpetbaggers will laugh at you. Respectfully, Herr {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:00, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

== A Message From Sir Rroks! ==

Sir Strong Bad! '''Stop''' 
I would be glad to be your personal telogrammophonic assistant! '''Stop''' 
I will also clean up after The Sneak when his head bursts asunder! '''Stop''' 
If you wish to have me undertake any further duties, you have only to inform me of your wishes! '''Stop''' 
From Sir Rroks. '''Stop''' 

== gang member image ==

Would you like this image?

[[Image:the_ghost.PNG|thumb|]]

--{{User:The 386/sig}} 18:04, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Fine by me!'''

== Idea! '''STOP''' ==

Dear, Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I have an idea '''STOP'''

The gang should '''STOP'''

Work on makeing more stuff '''STOP'''

Like: Mottos, or sympols to represent our gang '''STOP'''

and maybe even a balled of the honoray gang '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 19:45, 11 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

'''Why, I think you may be on to something, Sir Not Bob. Perhaps if we all collaborated we could come up with something dastardly yet inviting. View the section below.'''

==An electronic forum==

'''Anybody with a good motto or symbol can post it here'''

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}

Okay so I've got a motto it's a little cheesey but here it goes '''STOP'''

"Were as '''OLD''' School as you can get" '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 22:33, 11 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

How 'bout "Sir Strong Bad's Dappler Swindlers" for our gang name?--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:44, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''They all sound superb. If we had some sort of symbol-ma-drawin' we'd be in business!'''

Dear Boss,

THE HECK WITH A SYMBOL-MA-DRAWIN' '''STOP'''

I've got somthing much better '''STOP'''

[[Image:gang logo.gif]] '''STOP'''

Dapperly (but not even close to as much as you)
[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|SIR NOT BOB]] '''STOP'''

'''Goodness, Sir Not Bob! That's spectacular! My respect for you has risen!'''

Thank You Boss, '''STOP'''

May I inquire about my logo-ma-animate '''STOP'''

Will it be shown on your electronic user page? '''STOP'''

[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|SIR NOT BOB]] '''STOP'''

'''Why, Sir Not Bob, it's been on my electronic user page for quite a long time now. Give it a gander.'''

== AN IMAGE FOR YOU! ==

DEAR SIR '''STOP'''

I MADE AN IMAGE FOR YOU '''STOP'''

HERE IT IS: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/sirbad.jpg

[[User:Benol|SIR B]]

THIS IMAGE IS COOL TOO! '''STOP'''

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/6397.jpg

[[User:Benol|SIR B]]

'''HOLY SOUP BONDS! SIR B! THOSE ARE THE MOST INCREDIBLE PICTURE-MA-DRAWINS' I HAVE EVER LAID MY DAPPER EYES ON! THAT-- HOW DID YOU??? HUBBAH-DUBBAH- WHA!? GENIUS!'''

Are you going to add them, or not???--[[User:Benol|SIR B]]

'''Ahhhhhhhh! Been about a week since I last checked the electronic database! Yeah, whatever Sir B. I'll get right on that.'''

== A Reply from Miss Luvr ==

Sure, I'll convert images into black and white for you. I've got nothing else better to do. Go ahead and send me the images. On the subject of your gang invitation, of course I'd love to be in it. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 18:35, 12 December 2005 (UTC)

== question and drat. ==

Greetigns there sir strong bad '''stop'''

how have you been '''stop'''

i've been doing great since where i'm from,it's the school holidays '''stop'''

Can i ask you something, how do you make the images in your user page black? '''stop'''

About my heading drat, the reason i call it that, is because i've been having some problems on wikipedia, ask me it later, please?

i bid you good tiddings '''stop'''

signed: Lord [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 00:33, 17 December 2005 (UTC)....worth

'''Greetings, sir Kocovskiworth! Been about a week since I last checked the electronic database. Holidays are no different in 1938! As for your issues, please go to Moss Luvr for your inquiries. She knows all about b/w electronic PNG files.'''

==hi 'dere==
:HELLO SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I HAVE A QUESTION '''STOP'''
IS THERE A 1936 VERSION OF THAT ANNOYING GUY IN OUR TIME NAMED HOMSAR '''STOP'''

:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Oh yes! The Homsar Shuffler! His photograph resides on my electronic user page!'''

== question ==

How has yon been on thjis fine couple of days '''stop'''

i had a fantastic day, over a friends place, playing ps2, then he went to my place and played xbox.

Might i ask something: How do you say "shup up" in your way '''stop'''

in an unrelated topic, i won't say shut up to you, its just that i have a friend in school who wont shut up, i'm trying to come up with different ways to say it.

also: I know its your user page, and i shouldn't ask you hoiw to do it but, on your Honourary gang members, you could write the rank or class as i sometimes call it (Fantasy role-plaing games), that the members are? maybe?

final note, er message, how have you been these couple of days, tell me about it.

Sorry about the sencond question, i bid you a good day Sir [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:49, 22 December 2005 (UTC).....worth.

Sir strong bad, where are you?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:49, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

== Personal images ==

Hey Sir Strong Bad '''stop''' I hope you are having a good Decemberween. I'm writing because I'm noticing something about your images, and I'd like to go ahead and take care of it. Our policy is that each user is allowed to have two large personal images on their page at any one time (not counting images hosted on other servers). Currently, [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=220428 you have six images] that are only in your user space. Please take some steps to bring the image usage in line with our policy. If the other users in your "gang" are willing, you can have them claim one of the images as one of their own and "loan" it to you, but they would need to do so in writing, and it would count against the total number of images they each are allowed to have. I really don't want to make a big deal out of this, but I do want to make sure everything is as fair for everybody as possible, and I'm trying to head off any major complaints before they happen. Thanks for understanding. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:50, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

:''To AbdiViklas, Benol, Bubsty, Heimstern Läufer, Homsarroks, Nikolce Kocovski, Not Billy Bob Bob, and SupremeRulerOfSBadia:''

:I don't want to be overly legalistic about this, but if we're going to have standards, then we'd might as well enforce them, otherwise it's all madness all the time. Basically, Sir Strong Bad has too many personal images and wonders if you will each assume responsibility for your gang picture. Note that (as of this writing):
:*'''Benol''' and '''Bubsty,''' this doesn't apply to you, because the images representing you on Sir Strong Bad's page are general images.
:*'''Abdi, Heimstern,''' and '''Nikolce''' have no personal images (and thus have two to spare).
:*'''Homsarroks''' and '''SupremeRulerOfSBadia''' each have one personal image (and each have one to spare).
:*'''Not Billy Bob Bob''' has three personal images. (Please eliminate one of them. Thanks.)

:Those of you with an image to spare, just leave a note below claiming one from Sir Strong Bad's page (see also the link above). Sir Strong Bad, you should consider the animated gang logo as one of your images. Thanks to everyone for your cooperation. High fives for taking care of this while it's not yet a big problem. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:36, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

It's ok with me to loan an image to Sir Strong Bad. I have no problem.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:32, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

Fine by me. --{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} 25 Dec. 2005

Sorry I'm a few days late to the party. I'll certainly lend one of my slots; I don't have any personal images now and can't really imagine needing more than one any time in the near future. Do I need to download and re-upload it to my userspace, or do we just "count" it as mine? —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 16:59, 28 December 2005 (UTC)

== don't worry ==

Sir strong bad, merry decemberween, how foolish of to think you would answer something very quickly on decemberween. anyway, please don't woorry, i *did* not send a complint, i just sent a suggetion. no hard feeling sir Kocovski....worth [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:34, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
:Erm, so is that a ''yes'' or a ''no'' on your taking [[:Image:Macedonia_B_and_W.jpg|Macedonia_B_and_W.jpg]] as your own? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

its okay, for the flag. i doubt you can find an image that represents me.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:49, 25 December 2005 (UTC)

== I agree! ==

I will take the image as my own so it can stay but mine is from this site dose that make a difference? Any way I'll take 2 of my images off. {{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 15:01, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
:He doesn't mean the bossman image you have to take off. It's the gang logo one that's yours. So you only have to take 1 image off from your user page. Anyway, I know mine doesn't matter, but if I have to take it off or put it on my userpage, I'd be more then happy to. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 16:04, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
::OK. The b/w Doppelgänger image is mine, is mine. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:07, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

'''THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR SUCH DEDICATION! YOU HAVE TRULY PROVEN YOURSELVES ON THIS DAY. MERRY DECEMBERWEEN TO YOU ALL!'''
:THANK YOU SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I WISH YOU A MERRY DECEMBERWEEN AS WELL '''STOP'''
:SIGNED '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

Sorry, I've been a little busy, Soooo...Merry Decemerween!!! --{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}}

== merry christmas ==

Greetings sir strong bad. i just wanted to say merry chrismas (decemberween) and a happy holiday. Also, about my previous message, i can assure you it was no complaint. see you around,don't worry. Thanks for the kind message you sent me since you came, i bid you a good holiday.

merry chrismas (decemberween)
[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:56, 25 December 2005 (UTC)

== Happy new year ==

Happy new year sir strong bad, and all the best for the year.

signed lord [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:45, 1 January 2006 (UTC)....worth

'''Dapper New Years to all of you!'''

== Telegramo...whatever. ==

Greetings, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP'''

This is my first experience with a telegramoparcel, so I hope I have accurately operated this mechanism. '''STOP'''

Dang. '''STOP'''

I eagerly hope that 1939 is pleasurable for you and all of your doppelgangers! '''STOP'''

2006 sure is fun, I guess. <strike>'''GO'''</strike> '''STOP'''

And now I bid you adieu, wonderful Sir Strong Bad. '''STOP'''

{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 19:19, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

==An electronic message! Again!==
:HELLO SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I WISH TO WISH YOU A LATE HAPPY NEW YEAR '''STOP'''
:SIGNED '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

== what do you like mostly about homestar runner? ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop''', how have you been thesew recent holiday events '''stop'''
the query i'm asking you is the title of the page '''stop'''

see you around [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 10:13, 3 January 2006 (UTC)

in an unrelated topic: how do you say "shut up" in your way and have you answered my previous telegramoparecel about the gand?

'''I bid you an exhuberant greeting in the year of 1939! Actually, as of late, I've been feeling rather down. If it wasn't for my Decemberween gifts I received recently, I fear I would hit rock bottom. I recently acquired a progrum that allows me to animate GIFs and create PNG files. Later this month, you shall be seeing my artwork featured on my electronic user page. As for your inquiry... I despise everthing about The Homestar Runner! Curse that armless buffoon!'''

'''PS: To say shutup in my era, one would say "Shove a knee-high stocking in it!'''

Intersting, about the "what do you like mostly about homestar runner?" it wasn't about the character, it was about the whole homestar runner universe etc?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 02:57, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

== another question... ==

Sup man? How great is it for you to be in 1939? I'm like, here in 2006, holy crud. Can you describe how it is for you in 1939? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:39, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== Animated parcel! ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP''' 
That animated parcel on your user page is amazing! '''STOP''' 
Please tell me what progrum you used to construct such a master peice. '''STOP''' 
From, 
{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 05:28, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== Amazing! '''Stop''' ==

Good heavans, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP'''

That was one of the most incredible picture-ma-cartoon that has ever assaulted my visual equipment! '''STOP'''

Simply amazing! '''STOP'''

Let me know if there are any works of art that you are going to forge and sell! '''STOP'''

Perhaps we can split the profits! '''STOP'''

Dapperly yours, '''STOP'''

Sir [[User: Homsarroks|Rroks]] '''STOP'''
==More rave reviews for SSB's GIF!==
Critics say: Marvelous! Stupendous! Animated! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 16:28, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== a greeting ==

Fair tidings, '''Sir Strong Bad!''' '''STOP'''

I'd just like you to know a brief parcel of information. '''STOP'''

I am female. '''STOP'''

You may proceed to call me ''lady One'', but ''Sir One'' is simply unacceptable. '''STOP'''

I have gone over this matter with others in the past, and I think you could use the information. '''STOP'''

Fairwell! '''STOP'''

{{User:Teh Frossty One/sig}} 19:08, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== An electronic tip!==
:HI AGAIN SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I NOTICED THAT ON OUR GANG SECTION, ALTHOUGH ALL THE NAMES ARE IN CAPS, SIR LäUFERS "ä" IS LOWERCASE '''STOP''' YOU CAN FIX THAT BY SIMPLY HOLDING DOWN THE ALT/OPTION KEY, PRESSING THE "U" KEY, (WHILE STILL HOLDING ALT/OPTION), RELEASING ALT/OPTION, HOLDING DOWN SHIFT, AND PRESSING THE "A" KEY '''STOP''' OR, AN EASIER WAY '''STOP''' JUST COPY THIS: Ä '''STOP'''
:SIGNED '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Thank you Sir Bubsty! I'm sure Sir Läufer thanks you as well.'''

==Hi==
I don't mean to be vandalizing you talk page but um... MAKE A GUESTBOOK I just kind of like them. --[[User:The thing|Sir thing]] 23:50, 6 January 2006 (UTC)
:It's not vandalizing Teh Thing, but it's still pretty annoying. I suggest you stop telling users to make them, thanks. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:56, 6 January 2006 (UTC)
::Yeah, I don't think they had guestbooks in 1939. Or electronic ones. {{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 01:20, 7 January 2006 (UTC)

==Cool==
:Greetings Sir Strong Bad STOP
:I am called Marth 99, but you may call me Sir Marth STOP
:I merely wish to inform you that you have obtained status in my cool people list STOP
:In my age, ''cool'' people are highly respected by their peers STOP
:I would like to chat with you more often within a few days STOP
:Your fellow flummoxer STOP
:Sir Marth (or [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]) STOP

== concerned here! ==

Hey man, why didn't you update your page yet? I'm getting concerned here! --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:49, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, you do know that Bubsty left, right?--{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} 15:39, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

==conversation topic==
:Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
:Highest of regrets I have for not responding to you recently STOP
:I couldn't help noticing you in garb from Roman times STOP
:Is this you, or one of your ancestors? STOP
:Once again,
:Sir Marth (or [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]

Post script: Thank you for partaking in the signage of my guestbook STOP

==1939?==
how can it be 1939 when it was 1937 last year????? in your time?????

:The dates in the [[Old-Timey]] era are always 67 years behind the current year. If you do the math, you'll find that 2006 - 67 = 1939. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 17:40, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

'''Ummm... Sir Matt, I am indeed correct in my dating process. I am glad to see such enthusiasm though.'''

== Rare artifact! ==

[[Image:Gum_emboss.png|thumb|Worth a couple one-cent pieces, at least]]

Greetings, '''Sir Strong Bad!''' '''STOP'''

'Tis I, '''Lady One!''' '''STOP'''

It seems that I, of all doppelgangers, have stumbled upon this rare tin of gum. '''STOP'''

I believe ''you'' are the originator of this parcel? '''STOP'''

I just wanted to bring this up to your attention, being that it could be seriously worth some cents. '''STOP'''

My combolations,

{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 22:48, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

P.S. I work at an embossing-majigger plant, so if you need me to create anything for you, just drop me a telegramoparcel. '''STOP'''

'''That is fan-freaking-tastic, Lady Luvr. I shall come to you in the future with my embossing needs!'''

== im back! ==

Greetings sir strong bad, '''stop'''

how have you been, these last couple of days, for me it was fantastic, because i went on a 10 day holiday with my family to the gold coast. superb. sorry i've forgot to to tell you about my leave, i've written it on my user page, which i removed today.

how have you been since the 5/1/06?

ps: i saw the gang members page, that image looks realy good, how did you do that?

pss: whats happend to bubsty, i went on he's user page, an all that is written is bye wiki, whats happend?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:21, 17 January 2006 (UTC)...worth.

where are you?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:21, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

sir strong bad, where are you?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:57, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Sir strong bad, forgive if i sound upset but, WHERE ARE YOU, I'VE ASKED YOU A QUESTION LIKE MONTHES AGO, AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:25, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

'''Fear not, Sir Kocovskiworth! I too was taking a short, but well needed vacation from responsibility for an extended amount of time! Your concern is greatly appreciated! And yes, I hate to say it... but Sir Bubsty has flown the coupe! Yet he will always be a gand member in our hearts! LIVE ON, SIR BUBSTY!'''

(spacking/slaping face like strong bad in email, record and other cartoons with that similar slap)
I'm really sorry if i buged you a bit, i should have known you were on holiday, do you forgive me.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:00, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

ps: People in my school thinks its funny when i slap my face, wierd huh? also, can you asnwer my previous questions, if you can.

== Just ==

Just to let you know I put you on my cool people list. --[[User:The thing|Sir thing]] 17:06, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

== Have You Herd the Sad News? ==

Dear, Boss '''STOP'''

Have you herd the sad news '''STOP'''

about Sir Busbsty '''STOP'''

Sign'd:

Sir NOT BOB

== personal images ==

As I happened upon your userpage I found it amusing but unfortunatey, according to our [[HRWiki:Personal_images|Personal Image Use Policy]] you have 6 that I counted and you are only allowed to have 2. I had to abide by this policy too, so unfortunately, you'll need to decide which ones go. Perhaps, upload them to a personal website. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 05:09, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

'''Using the wonderous technology of scroll buttons, you can see that someone has previously adressed this matter. And the matter has been thoroughly resolved.'''

All the images are still listed as yours, please encourage those that offered to put their name in the template <nowiki>{{personal-image|Sir Strong Bad}}</nowiki>. That way we can accurately ensure that each user is in compliance. Thank you for your cooperation. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 14:42, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

:so far here is where you stand
[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d0/SSB%27s_Gang.gif SSB's_Gang.gif] 
[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/b/be/SBadiaRula_B%26W.jpg SBadiaRula_B%26W.jpg] 
<s>[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/2/24/B_and_W_Swedish_Fish.jpg B and W Swedish Fish.jpg]</s> claimed by AbdiViklas 
<s>[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/0/0c/Macedonia_B_and_W.jpg Macedonia B and W.jpg]</s> claimed by [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 
<s>[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Homsar_Old_timey_bandit.PNG Homsar Old timey bandit.PNG]</s> claimed by Homsarroks
 
<s>[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/9/91/homestaryodlebw.PNG homestaryodlebw.PNG]</s> claimed by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]] 

*I sent a message to Homsarroks that offered to claim an image- has 1 image
*SupremeRulerOfSBadia already has two images, did not send him a message
*AbdiViklas - <s>has 0 images, and offer to help</s> has claimed B_and_W_Swedish_Fish.jpg
*NOT Billy Bob Bob <s>already has two images, did not send him a message</s> <s>has 1 image, sent message</s> already claimed gang_logo.gif, which was not on the list.
*Nikolce Kocovski - context shows that she claims Macedonia B and W.jpg
*Bubsty - away so I didn't bother to send him a message

{{tick}} - '''completed'''

{{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 19:45, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

== guess what happened to me '''stop''' ==

Greetings sir stong bad, '''stop'''

If you have the time, check out my user and talk page, for something grand has happened '''stop'''.

see you around.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:42, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

== I have sad news ==

Dear, Boss '''STOP'''

This telagram will probably be '''STOP'''

the last you will recive from me '''STOP'''

I am leaving this wonderful place '''STOP'''

like the others '''STOP'''

for this reason '''STOP'''

I heve other website I work on now '''STOP'''

my films on TMO are my main priority now '''STOP'''

Good bye '''STOP'''

If you want to say your good byes '''STOP'''

tell me quick '''STOP'''

I leave Saterday '''STOP'''

Sincerly, '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 20:37, 16 February 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''

==Roman Times==
<tt>Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''
To add to Sir Marth's question '''STOP'''
Can you speak the language that others around you were speaking in Roman times '''STOP'''
I can '''STOP'''
Though not completely '''STOP'''
I am still learning '''STOP'''
But I can help you '''STOP'''
If you need me to '''STOP'''
Sincerely '''STOP'''
[[User:LePorello|Sir Rello]] 13:25, 20 February 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''</tt>

: Weird. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 14:12, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

== Meeting a Nikolce Kocovski Talk page. ==

Greetings sir strong bad, i am requesting you come to my talk page, for i'm gathering users with the help of seriously. i need you to be thewre, for we'll be discussing my new idea for an article... for users.

be there if you can. sincerly(sp) [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:08, 22 February 2006 (UTC) ...worth

== Telegrammaphone Recording ==
<tt>Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''
Your telegrammaphone recording that you launched into the stratosphere has been captured '''STOP'''
I have heard it '''STOP'''
And the message your enemy [[The Homestar Runner]] sent through a soup can and a piece of twine '''STOP'''
If I could go back to your time '''STOP'''
I would shove that soup can up his nose '''STOP'''
And tie him up with the twine '''STOP'''
Then you could more easily deal with him '''STOP'''
Sincerely '''STOP'''
[[User:LePorello|Sir Rello]] 22:16, 28 February 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''</tt>

== Message from Nikolce Kocovski ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

I havn't spoken with you in a while ''stop'''

how have you been these couple of weeks?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 11:26, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

== Personal image problem ==

Greetings Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

According to [[HRWiki:Personal images]] you are only allowed '''2''' personal images to use on your userpage '''STOP'''

Currently you have '''3 STOP'''

They are as follows '''STOP'''

*[[:Image:SB_maskless.png]] '''STOP'''
*[[:Image:SBadiaRula_B&W.jpg]] '''STOP'''
*[[:Image:SSB's_Gang.gif]] '''STOP'''

Please either remove one of these images from your user page or let one of your gang members take responsiblity of the image '''STOP'''

I thank you for your co-operation in this matter '''STOP'''

{{User:The Chort/sig}} 15:37, 25 March 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''
:He hasn't made an edit since late Feb so he might not see this note for awhile. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 16:00, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

'''Ah yes... I suppose I could simply remove the maskless image. Never you mind.'''

== Bottom 10 ==
:Dear Sir Weak Bad '''STOP'''
:What is your worst'''STOP'''
:10? Please put in'''STOP'''
:Answer in a nice list. '''STOP'''

:Carpet Bagger '''stop'''
:--[[User:Jetamo|Coach J]] 12:57, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
::Just to tell you, Sir Strong Bad has already posted his "worst 10". (Although he called it his "Bottom 10"). Just scroll up this page a bit and you can find it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:01, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

== Sir Strong Bad STOP ==

<math>Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I am sending this telegrammophone from the year 2006 '''STOP'''

I am afraid to say, that your doppelganger, Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

Has not received part of your mustache '''STOP'''

Just so you know '''STOP'''

Sir Jetamo '''STOP'''</math>
== Greetings, yet again, Sr. Toga!==
:DEAR SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN A VERY LONG TIME '''STOP''' I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW MY WIKI BREAK IS OVER AND I AM BACK '''STOP'''
PS: YOU MIGHT WANT TO UPDATE YOUR USER PAGE '''STOP''' IT SAYS 93 MESSAGES WHILST IT REALLY IS 95 '''STOP'''
:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:05, 12 April 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''

== Happy easter ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

How are you, i've haven't spoken in a while, How is easter in you place?

Note: Do you think the brother chaps should make a easterween like cartoons or is too sensitive?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 01:53, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

== I got Your Message! ==

I'm not back I'm just here to tall you that I got your goodbye message. I'm alose glad that you kept me on your gang page.

Cheers,

'''Sir Not Bob'''

== Is your telegramaparcel broken? ==

Sorry if i seem like the king of town to peas, but why haven't you answered my previous questions?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 09:40, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

== #99! ==

Dear Mr Sir Strong Bad! ''Stop!''

I Bid You Good Tidings! ''Stop!''

I'm Number 99! ''Stop!''

Hope Number 100 Comes Soon! ''Stop!''

[[User:The Hand-Me-Down Clown|The Hand-Me-Down Clown]]

== I Feel Proud! ==

Sir Stong Bad! '''Stop'''

I'm Your 100th Telegramaparcel! '''Stop'''

I'm Proud Of Myself! '''Stop'''

I Have One Question. '''Stop'''

How Does One Go Around Becoming A Member Of Your Gang? '''Stop'''

Enjoy Your Day And Good Tidings! '''Stop'''

{{User:Homsar7/sig}} '''Stop'''

==Free Masons==
DEAR SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' DO YOU EVEN PARTICULARY KNOW WHAT FREEMASONS ARE '''STOP?''' BECAUSE YOU CALLED EVERYONE A FREEMASON EVEN KNOW A FREEMASON IS A CIA OPERATIVE '''STOP''' AND ALL THE PRESIDENTS ARE FREEMASONS, SHH '''STOP!''' SPEAKING OF PRESIDENTS, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR PRESIDENT, FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT '''STOP?''' SINCERELY,-SIR JIBNEY

== Dear sir strong bad '''stop''' ==

Is your telegramer parecel still broken, you still haven't replied my previous messagers??????!!!!!!!!!!

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:57, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

== A Friendly Compa-matition! ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

As a member of your gang of swindlers, I feel as though I must inform you of a competition on my user page. '''STOP'''

It starts at 3:00 pm Tuesday for the the time zone in which Massachusetts is located. '''STOP'''

Dapperly yours,

{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} '''STOP'''

==You Have A Really Long Talk page '''STOP'''==

Dear Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

You're really good at roleplaying a Homestar Runner character. '''STOP'''

But why must you take up 74 kilobytes of data by posting a new topic on a talk page '''STOP'''

EVERY TIME YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING!? '''STOP'''

Also, do you happen to do anything besides be friends with users? '''STOP'''

I do not wish to be mean, but I don't see you anywhere else. Do you mind telling me? '''STOP'''

Swarthily,

-[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] '''STOP'''

== Personal Images ==

Hi, just a friendly reminder. As of recently, you have 3 large images which are personal images.

*[[:Image:Animal run.gif|Animal run.gif]]
*[[:Image:SBadiaRula B&W.jpg|SBadiaRula B&W.jpg]]
*[[:Image:SSB's Gang.gif|SSB's Gang.gif]]

All three were uploaded by you, and, as none of the three are needed by the knowledge base, they have been marked as personal images. Hwever, the [[HRWiki:Personal images|policy]] allows only two personal images per user. I'm afraid you'll need to mark one of these three for deletion using the <nowiki>{{delete|reason}}</nowiki> template. Thanks. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:36, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

== Real Words ==

Hate to break it to you, but "skimpliy" is a real word. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:36, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
:Well, dunno about that one, but "[[ahd:61/12/S0451200.html|skimpily]]" is, at any rate (see the adverb form toward the bottom). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:37, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

== Not Talk Page Spam ==

<s>Hey there, Sir Strong Bad. Please note that your recent posts on a few peoples' talk pages is regarded as spam (see [[HRWiki:Talk page etiquette]]). Those posts will be removed. If you want to contact people, please do it properly or use other communication channels than the wiki. Thanks for understanding.</s> {{User:Loafing/sig}} 02:43, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
:Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP The users who responded to your messages were unfamiliar with your dapper gang and thought you were using your telegramaphone whilst connected to all the wiki users at once! STOP I have given them what's for and put back your esteemed messages STOP I hope you do reconsider your recent departure and will again grace us with stories of capers you and The Sneak are perpetrating STOP Yours, [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:15, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
::Yep, sorry, you were gone far too long for a newb like me :-P errm... STOP {{User:Loafing/sig}} 04:23, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

==Foolishness==
*What are you thinking? Just because you sent spam doesn't mean you are not acknowledged anymore. Stay here. :-) --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 03:52, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

== Re: reverts ==

Hey, Sir Strong Bad. Last night when I saw you posting identical messages to a lot of talk pages a red flag went off, and I assumed you were (unintentionally) spamming talk pages. I wasn't aware you were posting just to users you had a "group" with of some sort. While my actions were in good faith, it seems my judgement in this matter is not in agreement with what others here feel. So I apologize for reverting the edits, and hope you continue to participate in this wiki. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:06, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

== Weclome back ==

Hi, Sir Strong Bad, I'm going to forego the Old-Timey language again just to say I'm glad to see you back and that all is well with you. I hope we'll continue to see your fun Old-Timey comments around, as well as your contributions to articles. See you later! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 09:04, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

<div style="width:440px; border:2px solid black; font: bold 100% monospace">
<div style="background:url(/fanstuff/images/d/d7/Supra-modern-telegram-header.png) no-repeat; width: 440px; height: 76px"> </div>
<div style="background:#e6e6e6; border-top: 2px solid black; padding: 10px;">
  10:02, 24 February 2007 (UTC) 
 
Dear Sir Strong Bad stop 
I am glad that you are not leaving stop 
 
signed, Lord{{User:Loafing/sig}}
</div>
</div>

:And your Hefty Hiatus has coincided with something more of a wimpy trickle of activity on my part, seeing as how your post was the most recent on my talk pg since August! Weclome back—and as far as I'm concerned, you only left yesterday! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]
::Sir Strong Bad, good to see you again! Glad to see you back in <strike>2007</strike>1937. Abdi!!!!!! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 17:55, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

== The Future...Sorta! '''STOP''' ==
<div style="width:440px; border:2px solid black; font: bold 100% monospace">
<div style="background:url(/fanstuff/images/d/d7/Supra-modern-telegram-header.png) no-repeat; width: 440px; height: 76px"> </div>
<div style="background:#e6e6e6; border-top: 2px solid black; padding: 10px;">
  10:02, 24 February 2007 (UTC) 
 
dear Sir Strong Bad STOP 
I bid you welcomes back! STOP 
yes, that Hinderburg did catch many people off gaurd. 
I could feel the flames, as I live in the Newest Jersey! 
I gladly accept membership into your gang. 
enclosed is a picture-ma-drawin'of myself. 
I bid you good day! 
signed, [[User:Homsar7|Sir 7]]
</div>
</div>

== Please Excuse Me! STOP ==

[[Image:Homsar7.bmp.gif|thumb|Sepia-Toned Goodness!]]

<div style="width:440px; border:2px solid black; font: bold 100% monospace">
<div style="background:url(/fanstuff/images/d/d7/Supra-modern-telegram-header.png) no-repeat; width: 440px; height: 76px"> </div>
<div style="background:#e6e6e6; border-top: 2px solid black; padding: 10px;">
  10:02, 24 February 2007 (UTC) 
 
dear Sir Strong Bad STOP 
please excuse me! STOP 
I took the time to paint it, but I must admit, I look ravashing in sepia-tone! STOP 
yes sir, and so do you! STOP 
enclosed is the picture-ma-drawin'! STOP 
also, I welcome you to the year 1937! STOP 
signed, [[User:Homsar7|Sir 7]] STOP
</div>
</div>

User talk:Sir Strong Bad

Homsar7 — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:35:40 GMT

Homsar7: /* The Future...Sorta! '''STOP''' */

File:Homsar7.bmp.gif

Homsar7 — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:34:43 GMT

Homsar7: Homsar7's B&W Symbol.

Homsar7's B&W Symbol.

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:58:38 GMT

Homsar7:

== Departure To A New Begining ==

Eric (also known as Homsar7, Electric7, etc.) is a happy-go-lucky, lazy student. After the idea that he should get out of public school in search of a more vavorable one, Eric is sent to BGA, a catholic school. Meeting friends, enemies, and all the things you can expect in high school, including a racist, an enemy-friend, and a friend who is obbsessed with sexual behaviorisms, will Eric survive?

== Return ==

After a hiatus of 4 months, Homsar7 returns to the HR Wiki by way of an e-mail, saying that he's been accepted into [[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad's]] notorious gang. While balancing school work, friends, and the like, Homsar7 will roam all of the places, new cartoons, and things of the HR Wiki.

Still the guitar weilding kid, Eric has expanded his musical instrumental ablities to keyboards and drums. He plans to release music into the world for all to hear.

== Links to Things ==

[http://www.myspace.com/electric7 Myspace]
 [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1331220148 Facebook]
 [http://www.ultimate-guitar.com Guitar Site Of the Gods]
 [http://phobialist.com/reverse.html#A- An Indexed List Of Phobias]

== Final ==

I have nothing more to say from this point on.

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:58:17 GMT

Homsar7:

== Departure To A New Begining ==

Eric (also known as Homsar7, Electric7, etc.) is a happy-go-lucky, lazy student. After the idea that he should get out of public school in search of a more vavorable one, Eric is sent to BGA, a catholic school. Meeting friends, enemies, and all the things you can expect in high school, including a racist, an enemy-friend, and a friend who is obbsessed with sexual behaviorisms, will Eric survive?

== Return ==

After a hiatus of 4 months, Homsar7 returns to the HR Wiki by way of an e-mail, saying that he's been accepted into [[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad's]] notorious gang. While balancing school work, friends, and the like, Homsar7 will roam all of the places, new cartoons, and things of the HR Wiki.

Still the guitar weilding kid, Eric has expanded his musical instrumental ablities to keyboards and drums. He plans to release music into the world for all to hear.

== Links to Things ==

[http://www.myspace.com/electric7 Myspace]
 [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1331220148 Facebook]
 [http://www.ultimate-guitar.com Guitar Site Of the Gods]
 [http://phobialist.com/reverse.html#A- An Indexed List Of Phobias]

== Final ==

I have nothing more to say from this point on.

User talk:Sir Strong Bad

Homsar7 — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:56:08 GMT

Homsar7: /* Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP''' */

== An electronic reply! ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad, stop.

Have you any idea why The Sneak is so prone to explosions? Stop.

Sincerely, President Cold One, stop.

'''Dear Carpet Bagger'''

'''I have no idea why my The Sneak is so succeptible to random acts of combustion! It is quite a baffling situation!'''

==preview==
FROM THE TELEGRAPH INC. TELEGRAPH... THING.
DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP
REMEMBER THAT THERE IS A PREVIEW BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLOG UP RECENT CHANGES STOP
THANK YOU STOP
{{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:49, 15 November 2005 (UTC) STOP

'''Blast it! I say, my telegramophone doesn't have a monitor, so I can't even see it. Curses! I'll see what I can do. Thanks for the tip, you buffoon.'''

==The What For==
Hey there Sir Strong Bad. I replied to you on my talk page. Quick thing here, though: Posting the same generic message on several talk pages is considered spam here. Just a heads up. Thanks for understanding. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:22, 16 November 2005 (UTC)

'''You buffoon! I often change the headings on my generic electronic greetings! Bwahaha! Just engaging in a joke! The rules are so strict 'round here, I say! Does anyone ever get pummeled for violating them? Yes... That would be quite intriguing... Yes...'''

:Not pummeled, per se. Just boiled in hot butter. :) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

'''I see... The Kaiser here says that the punishment is not too bad.'''

== Um ==

Um it is I, DBK. '''STOP''' 

I bid you greetings from 2005. '''STOP''' 

Its nice to meet you. '''STOP''' 

Feel free to drop me a line any time. '''STOP''' 

Bye. '''STOP''' 

{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}}

'''2005!? What in blazes!? I thought I was reaching the year 1987! Curses! Now I must get rid of my updated photograph of me with notoriously long hair!'''

== A Notice ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

You have gone over the word limit on your electronic message '''STOP'''

You must pay a 25-cent extension fee '''STOP'''

Sincerely, '''STOP'''

The Superfied Telegraph Union '''STOP'''

'''25 cents!? BAH! I will pay no such fee! I shall see that The Strong Man flosses his mandibles with your spine!'''

The Strong Man shall do no such thing, Sir Strong Bad, as we have locked him up in our re-re-reinforced steel holding facilities. You must now pay a '''50'''-cent extension fee to release him.

'''CURSES! Foiled again!'''

Yes, all is going according to plan... wait, Strong Man, what are you doing with that comically oversized mallet? AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhh <nowiki>*hits me over head with mallet*</nowiki> you'll...never...get...away...with...this...<nowiki>*faints*</nowiki>

'''Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! They called me a buffoon for inventing that comically oversized mallet! But who has the last laugh now? Me! Sir Strong Bad! Yes... Now I simply must find a use for this comically oversized powder-puff! MAKE-UP!'''

Hey, Sir Strong Bad. Want to let you know that in the future, a show called [[wikipedia:Family Guy|Family Guy]] will steal your joke and use the comically oversized powderpuff. Play me away, Donny!

'''You must excuse me now! I must go give a certain [[wikipedia:Seth MacFarlane|Seth MacFarlane]] the whats for, for making off with my humorous dialogue! CURSE HIM!'''

Dear 1936 man,
I am the new ruler of Mars, having just obtained the rank of [[User:RadSkat3|RadSkat3]]. I have sole access to Earth's resources including the internet. I would like to learn more about 1936. Please leave a message on my message board which you can find by clicking the blue text with my rank on it above. Thank you, Sir Strong Bad, master of shinanigans.

'''I have given you a well thought out list of information on your talk page!'''

==A letter bearing the seal of the royal house of Sweden==
To the illustrious Sir Strong Bad, peer of the realm, Free Country USA: 
     Permit me to introduce myself as AbdiViklas, heir to the throne of Sweden. I am pleased to say I received your telegrammaparcel promptly and in the best of health. May I be the first to wish you joy of your arrival upon our gladsome shores! It is my fervent wish that you be nourished with the sweet milk of humankindness at the nurturing bosom of the glorious motherland, strengthening daily 'til you have tasted of the fierce draught of freedom flowing in the plenteous bowl of wikidom! 
     If it would be no imposition, might I venture to suggest that you sign your posts with three (or four, as the humor strikes you) tildes, thusly: '''<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>'''? While a flowing, refined hand is a mark of true distinction, the adoption of this expedient electronic signet secures felicities of greater weight and import than your own ease. If properly executed, it renders your signature a link of the utmost clarity from wheresoever you should implement it directly to your user page! Lacking this nicety, I was forced to consult the annals of my "Page History" to ascertain to whom I owed the honor of your correspondence. Three tildes will provide your username, "Sir Strong Bad," while four will add the time and day (as I will demonstrate at the close of this epistle). If, however, you wish your signature to reflect your title and peerage (as who should not?), there is yet a shift that will serve: simply close with '''<nowiki>[[User:Sir Strong Bad]]</nowiki>'''! This ingenious device functions similarly to the solid gold pocket-watch you cherish: the first half, before the '''|''', like the cogs and springs, ensures the proper working of the curious engine; the latter half, like the filigree faceplate, masks and conceals the workings behind a fair facade, and is itself alone visible. 
     Having expended quite enough of my best india ink and your most gracious patience, I beg you will permit me to take my leave of you, only adding in conclusion that, should you have occasion to desire succor or counsel on any matter of the wiki, the resources of the crown of Sweden and my own humble assistance are entirely at your disposal. I remain, as ever, your humble servant, 
     [[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 02:58, 16 November 2005 (UTC)

'''My oh my! However did you manage to type so many letters and sentences without running out of typewriter ink? But I digress... Thank you oh so much, AbdiViklas of Sweden. I, Sir Strong Bad of Free Country USA humbly thank you for your services. Perhaps we could work together in the near future! Well, until next time!'''

'''So long, not buffoon!'''
'''[[User:Sir Strong Bad]] 03:54, 16 November 2005 (UTC)''' (Holy soup bonds! It worked!)

==A Telegramaphonic Reply ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I recivied your message earlier today '''STOP'''

I would be delighted to make your aquaintance '''STOP'''

Please contact me again to confirm agreement '''STOP'''

With quite a few regards,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 17, Nov. 2005

P.S.-Please continue to plummit those less fortunate than you '''STOP'''

'''I say, we are thrilled to have your acquaintanceship within our pack of meddling scoundrels, Sir Rula! In enough time, you too could be a scoundrel like us!'''

===A Telegramophonic Follow-up!===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I relish that fateful day '''STOP'''

Please inform me of your future mishaps '''STOP'''

Also, tell that rather dapper swindler The Sneak to continue pushing The Homestar Runner of his flying machine '''STOP'''

I bid you good tidings '''STOP'''

Sincerely,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov 2005

'''Yes, The Sneak is quite the phenom when it comes to foiling The Homestar Runner's plans! Bwa ha ha! In fact, I think The Homestar Runner has once again taken my cheese melting device without consent. Curses! I shall show him whats for!'''

===Yet another telegramophonic follow-up!===

Yes, you go give him the whats for! '''STOP'''

You and I think very much alike, I see '''STOP'''

Also, have you ever thought of using The Sneak's cumbustable propreties to power your horselessly-drawn carrige? '''STOP'''

Inquisitively,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

P.S.-How did you enjoy my viewable electronic page? '''STOP'''

'''Yes, The Homestar Runner now has the whats for dripping from his ear holes!...? As for The Sneak's explosive properties... you see, his combustions usually occur spontaneously and at random moments, otherwise I would exploit him like a poor sap! Your viewable web page was quite intriguing. I dare say that I am something of an artist myself, you see. What brand of telegramophone do you own? Mine is a Telly 400.'''

===More Replying!===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I'm guessing that you're reffering to my large-eyed self-portrait when you say artistic '''STOP'''

As for the telegramaphone, you are forgetting that I live in the year 2005! '''STOP'''

I use a computating device called the Window XP! '''STOP'''

As for The Sneak's random combustability, perhaps slip him some nitroglycerin! '''STOP'''

Then he'd be exploding non-stop! '''STOP'''

Sincerely,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

'''Oh yes! I oft forget that I am communicating with a gentlemen of the twenty-first century. My apologies. Now what is this about using a WINDOW to communicate electronically!? The future startles me! And what on earth is nitroglycerin!?'''

===And yet.. Another reply.===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

Windows is a brand of computer, a future device that allows one to see what they are doing on a screen! '''STOP'''

Furthermore, nitroglycerin is a material that explodes at the slightest shake! '''STOP'''

I realise that you live in the era where Curly Howard was one of the Three Stooges '''STOP'''

Do you like his work? '''STOP'''

I think that he is very funny '''STOP'''

With regards,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

'''What the deuce is a computer? It sounds like a type of pipe-weed. As for this nitroglycerin you speak of, I would like to get my mitts on a container of that, I would! Where might one find such a container? And yes, I am acquaintances with Curly Howard. We frequent pubs to sneak a nip of hooch quite often, we do.'''

===Last electronic reply!===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

A computer is a device which allows you to engage in electronic conversations, participate in enjoyment activities, and even do work such as taxes '''STOP'''

Also, I would like to move our chatting over to my page, as your conversation page is getting cramped, while mine is nearly empty '''STOP'''

Sincerely,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

'''Of course! We shall converse in the comfort of your user page!'''

== Another Electronic Reply! ==

Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

How do you deal with the factory buffoon? '''STOP'''

Answer [[User:Another Strong Badian|Here]]! '''STOP'''

Sincerely, President Cold One '''STOP'''

'''Fear not, Sir Cold One. The gang and I have devised a dastardly scheme to deal with the factory buffoon, we have! Others who are interested may read it on the clickable electronic link I have provided [[User:Another Strong Badian|here]]. This will surely leave you satisfied and your factories buffoonless!'''

== User name ==

dear sir strong bad stop i notice that you have the wiki user name of wrestleman stop if you are going to continue to go by sir strong bad then why not put in a request to [[HRWiki:Changing_username|formally change it]] stop it seems like it would be less confusing that way stop sincerely [[User:It's dot com|it's dot com]] (21:09, 18 November 2005 (UTC))

'''An exemplatory idea! I shall jump on that like The Kaiser on a buffet table!'''

hey sir strong bad stop tom has changed your name in the database and i took the liberty of moving your page to its new location stop everything should be good to go stop rock rock on stop sincerely [[User:It's dot com|it's dot com]] (00:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC))

'''Ha Ha! Ha Ha! ********* is no more! For now, I go by by real name, Sir Strong Bad! Sir Dot Com is a technological genius! I shall send him a congratulatory shilling!'''

==An Electronic Reply==

Sir Stong Bad '''Stop'''

I am leaving you an electronic reply as per your request. '''Stop'''

I would be glad to make your aquaintence. '''Stop'''

But first, I feel the need to ask you a question. '''Stop'''

How do you manage the telagramophone whilst wearing gentlemans sport gloves? '''Stop'''

From Homsarroks. '''Stop'''

'''GASP! WHAT!? WHAT IN THE NAME OF SOUP BONDS DID YOU JUST ASK!? THE FINAL STRAW HAS BEEN LAIN! I SHALL SEE THAT THE STRONG MAN INSERTS BAMBOO CHUTES UP EACH OF YOUR FINGER NAILS! CURSES!'''

===An electronic apology!===

My Apologies, Sir Strong Bad. '''Stop'''

I had no wish to incur you wrath. '''Stop'''

I beg forgiveness. '''Stop'''

From Homsarroks. '''Stop'''

P.S. '''Stop'''

Could you be so kind as to ask the Strong Man to remove these chutes from underneath ny fingernails? '''Stop'''

'''Fine! I shall allow my kinder state to manage this situation... for now! But if one was to inquire about my telegramaphonic managing a second time, OH, WOULD MY BISCUITS BE BURNT!'''

== Acquaintances ==

Why... hello '''Stop'''

I bid ''you'' hello from 2005 '''Stop'''

I see that you have been wanting to meet alot of peoples acquaintances '''Stop'''

If you really want to get to know people from around here, then you could simply go to [[HRWiki:IRC channel|The Chat Channel]] '''Stop'''

Hope to see you there some time '''Stop'''

{{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 03:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC)

'''I hope my Telly 400 is up to the task of handling online chatting progrums!'''

== New messages indicator ==

when we upgraded to mediawiki one point five it introduced a bug in the way the system handles the new messages indicator stop currently the only way to get the message to go away is to click unwatch at the top of your talk page stop this is necessary even if you yourself are the one who edits the page stop we have done what we can to make sure the people who design the software are aware of the problem and we hope they will give us a patch to fix it soon stop yours sincerely [[User:It's dot com|it's dot com]] (03:19, 19 November 2005 (UTC))

'''Mercy me! Thank you for the electronic tip! You are a being of great knowledge! I bid you thanks!'''

== Hey there Sir Strong bad stop ==

I got Your electronic message! '''Stop'''.

Let get to Know each other,'''stop''':

1.what is you real namem,'''stop'''?

2.what do you do for a living,'''stop'''?

3.How did you find me,'''stop'''?

Do you happen t Know It's dot com,'''stop''', Heimstern Läufer, '''stop''', or AbdiViklas, '''stop'''?

Hoping you send me reply,'''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC) '''stop'''

'''I have sent you a telegramophonic reply! As if one would have a reply to "What is your real namen?" anyways...'''

===An electronic mistake!===

Dear sir strong bad '''stop'''

You've made a mistake '''stop'''

I'm no lady '''stop'''

I'm a Macedonian, which is why may name can trick people '''stop'''

Nikolce is macedonian for Nick '''stop'''

But you can call me Nicholas if you wish '''stop'''

I bid you good day, i do '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:42, 20 November 2005 (UTC) '''stop'''

Ps:
Dear Sir Strong Bad stop
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst
wearing gentleman's sport gloves? stop
signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth

'''I beg your forgiveness, Sir Kocovski... worth. I actually caught my mistake but at that particular moment, my telegramophone began to make strange noises and emit foul odors. What was one to do but to wait it out? And if I didn't know you better, I would be forced to subject you to a proper thrashing due to your last comment!'''

I forgive you Sir strong bad '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:53, 20 November 2005 (UTC) '''stop'''

'''Hurrah!'''

== Greetings! ==

Sir Strong Bad STOP 
I bid you greetings from the year 2005 GO 
I received your message loud and clear RED LIGHT 
and have taken it upon myself to issue you a reply LOOK OUT 
I see that you have impeccable taste in modern websites THERE'S A COP 
and have thusly gained my respect OH GREAT 
I wish you well, and I look forward HE'S PULLING ME OVER 
to speaking with you soon SORRY OFFICER 
Yours Truly, KieferSkunk DANG, I GOT A TICKET 

'''I bid you an exhuberant thank you! And if there is anything I can do to help you deal with those law authorities then please send me an electronic reccomendation!'''

== Lost ==

Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

One dollar was found on the dirt road today. '''STOP'''

It costs a mere 10 cents to retreve it and claim as your own. '''STOP'''

Thank you for your time! '''STOP'''

[[User:Stinkoman K|The Stink Man]] '''STOP'''

'''How could one pass up such a bargain? How about you send me the dollar now, and I shall promptly deliver the ten pennies to your address tomorrow?'''

== DELETED ==

Double Post '''DELETED!'''

'''And in such a timely manner as well.'''

== I Need a Caper! ==

Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I come to you under the direst of dire situations! '''STOP'''

Election day has come up in My Country, USA. '''STOP'''

And Senator Warm One has just announced his candidacy for MY presidency! '''STOP'''

Thusly, I turn to you, and your massive ability to pull a caper, as my last resort. '''STOP'''

I need The Strong Man to bludgeon this fool senator with any and all blunt objects available. '''STOP'''

Meanwhile, the Sneak must dig up any and all dirt on this buffoon, even if said dirt is fully fabricated. '''STOP'''

Then you must give him the what-for! '''STOP'''

Succeed, and you shall receive a handsome reward in the form of seventy-four thousand nine hundred ninty-one dollars and thirty-three cents. '''STOP'''

As well as your own cabaret of beautiful dancing girls. '''STOP'''

Cordially, President Cold One '''STOP'''

'''Sir One, you need not fret over such a simple task! Fortunately for you, I am a Coldublican, not a Warmocrat. The Strong Man is gathering any an all blunt, senator-bludgeoning objects at this time. The Sneak has been browsing the world wide web in search for any threatening information on this Senator Warm One. And as for me, I have prepared a well thought out list of what for-isms to present to the offending buffoon. Although, we have hit one minor snag... we reside in the year 1938, while you sustain in the year 2005! Curses! What is one to do?'''

== Dear Sir ==

Dear Sir Strong bad '''STOP'''

What became of your gold pants? '''STOP'''

I would like to propose a trade '''STOP'''

Your pants for my water soup '''STOP'''

Cordially,
{{User:Benol/sig}}

'''Oh, but you forget yourself, lad! My tiny waist prevented the golden slacks from remaining above my ankles so I had no use for purchasing them. So, I'm afraid it's curtains for your request! As if I would agree to a trade requesting gold slacks for a filthy can of water soup anyways!'''

== The football player ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

Who is the football player? '''STOP'''

Is he the sneak's ball playing partner? '''STOP'''

Punch The Sneak for me,
{{User:Benol/sig}}

'''Sir B, it appears as though you do not know the full story behind the said "football player". The football playing lad was merely filling in for me while I was stealing The Homestar Runner's cow emblazoned electronic lighting device. I had previously owed The Sneak a swift kick in the Sneak and he was merely completing my aformentioned task.'''

== Old-Timey The Paper...Sorta ==

http://www.strongfans.com/old-timey_paper.PNG {{clear}}
Greetings. I was just sending you an electronic posting to inquire if Sir Strong Bad might luxuriate in this modern edition of The Paper. Hope you enjoy the intellectual nourishment. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 01:36, 25 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Sir Paper, you are the kindest chap to ever please me with your deeds! I thank you in the most gracious manner!'''

== Greetings '''stop''' ==

Greetings there sir strong bad '''stop'''

How have you been(how would you write this in your way?) '''stop'''

Do you know about Wikipedia '''stop'''

see you soon '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 11:18, 25 November 2005 (UTC)

Ps: How do you manage the telegramaphone whilst wearing gentelmans sports gloves?

'''stop'''
signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth.

'''Yes, but of course one of my superior intellect knows about the electronic Wikipedia database! I frequent it quite often!'''
'''PS. ONE MORE GENTLEMEN'S SPORT GLOVE CRACK AND I SHALL HAVE THE STRONG MAN BLUDGEON EACH OF YOU INTO SUBMISSION WITH AN ADDING MACHINE!'''

Foriginess please '''stop'''

i just never ment to make fun of you,'''stop'''

He made me do it, i think '''stop'''

ps: How do you say ps in your way '''stop'''?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:40, 27 November 2005 (UTC) ....worth.

'''Need you not worry, Sir Kocovskiworth, no bludgeonings will come to you anytime soon. As for your inquiry, in 1938, instead of "ps" one would say, "on an unrelated topic...". I hope that leaves you inquiriless as well as bludgeonless!'''

==just er... saying hi==
:HI SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' DO NOT WORRY, FOR I AM NOT ASKING A QUESTION ABOUT SPORTING GLOVES '''STOP''' I WAS AT A QUITE MODERN-ISH STORE CALLED 7-11, AND I SAW A PACKET OF "SIR SICKLY SAMS FLAVOR-TASTE STYLE CHEWING POWDERS" '''STOP''' I WAS WONDERING IF YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS AWFUL COMPANY '''STOP''' I SEE THAT SICKLY SAM SEEMS TO BE A BRETHERIN OF YOURS '''STOP''' I WOULD GIVE HIM A JOLLY GOOD POUNDING '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''WHO-WHA!? Sir Sickly Sam!? Curse him! Sir Bubsty, I swear that I would give that cad a jolly good pounding if it weren't for the fact that I have already killed him. Yes... It seems that younger siblings are a hindrance even in their afterlives. CURSES!'''

'''Umm... On a side note, Sir Bubsty... How was his chewing powder? Does it compare to my own?'''

I NEVER TRIED IT '''STOP''' I COMPLETELY REFUSED TO BUY IT '''STOP''' I HATE THAT BLASTED SICKLY SAM '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''You, Sir Bubsty... just bought yourself an honorary gang member induction!'''

OOH, THAT RULES '''STOP''' THANK YOU VERY MUCH '''STOP''' YOU HAVE EARNED YOURSELF A PLACE IN MY "FAVORITE USERS" SECTION '''STOP'''

SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Hooray! My reputation grows! Sir Strong Bad will soon not only rule the year 1938, but 2005 as well! Bwa ha ha ha!'''

==Some little questions==
Dear, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP''' 
Here is some little questions: '''STOP''' 
1. Has you some time play football? '''STOP''' 
2. How did you seen out when you was a baby? '''STOP''' 
3. How did you think you came's to seen out when you are wery old? '''STOP'''

[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]
Sweden

'''For Sir Viklas. Hi?'''

'''1. Prehaps! I'm've was to make football often times. Play? Know. Best football results twice again.'''

'''2. Every age I have seen out as a baby. I think I has the solution: width times height.'''

'''3. As a wery old, I can fathom the scene to be with me. Looking always as I ever did. It was not came's. He borrowed mine.'''

'''Okay, Viklas, one would certainly wish that would answer your questions. I do believe that we're on the same page. Unfortunately, yours has a large F on it.'''

'''— Sir Stark Dålig'''

== ssb_telegram 22 ==

Greetings, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP'''

I am from England. '''STOP'''

What are your thoughts on
the English? '''STOP'''

Many thanks, '''STOP'''

{{User:The Chort/sig}} '''STOP'''

'''What do I think about the English, huh!? OH! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK ABOUT THE ENGLISH!!!... I think their muffins are exemplatory!'''

==A Question==
How did you find me? '''STOP'''

I was just curious.'''STOP'''

Farewell,'''STOP'''

"Sir Rroks"'''STOP'''

'''I believe I stumbled upon your name on the "recent changes" electronic page.'''

==Chiaroscuro==
Your new sig looks fabulous in evening-formal black and white... '''S r t o g a'''. If a bit bewildering. (Say hi to Jr. Toga for me!) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 04:46, 28 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Bwa Ha Ha Ha! You are quite a funny man! I believe you may have just earned yourself an honorary member induction!!'''

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}
:DEAR MR. BAD '''STOP'''
YOUR SIG IS VERY WONDERFUL (I TRIED SAYING THAT IN 1930-ISH, BUT IT DIDN'T COME OUT WELL) '''STOP'''
I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT ''TWO'' OF YOUR GANG MEMBERS ARE SWEDISH '''STOP'''
BEFORE I MOVED TO A CITY (I BELIEVE IT WAS A TOWN IN YOUR DAY) CALLED SEATTLE '''STOP'''
I LIVED IN SWEDEN '''STOP'''
SIGNED,
SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''I apologize profusely Sir Bubsty! I shall update your electronic section at once!'''

NO NO '''STOP''' IT WASN'T DIRECTED TO BE RUDE '''STOP''' IT WAS JUST A COMMENT '''STOP''' YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ADD ANYTHING '''STOP''' SORRY FOR POORLY EXPLAINING WHAT I MEANT TO SAY '''STOP'''
SIGNED,
SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''I knew. I simply wish for all of my acquaintances to be satisfied!'''

SUIT YOURSELF, BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE OR CHANGE ANYTHING IT WAS MERELY A "FUN FACT" '''STOP'''
SIGNED,
SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

:Sorry to interrupt, but I just wanted to alert you that I've finally [[User talk:AbdiViklas#An electronic request!|replied]] to your message! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 05:19, 30 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Sorry, Sir Viklas. I've grown rather attached to the Swedish Fish.'''
:Cool; so have I. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 05:58, 3 December 2005 (UTC)

== NYU Talk ==

Haldo '''STOP'''

I'm wondering '''STOP'''

Do you know the transcripts of any of the cartoons '''STOP'''

From the NYU talk because i would like to know '''STOP'''

[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|NOT Billy Bob Bob]] 21:36, 28 November 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

'''Umm... I'm not entirely sure what you're asking me here. If your asking me if I know the transcripts of the accursed "Homestar Runner" cartoons then I must say yes. Curse that armless buffoon! I also know the trancripts of all of the famed "Strong Bad E-mails"! Fantastic job, my doppleganger!'''
:I think what you're looking for is [[NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005|this]], NBBB. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 19:19, 29 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Oh, I get what'chur talking about now! And, I'm afraid I do not know the transcripts, for I was not there! It took place in 2005! I had been long dead!'''

== a request to you sir ==

Dear Sir Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I have a confoundment for you to solve '''STOP'''

Do you remove your facial headgear and gentelman's sports gloves before you go to bed? '''STOP'''

Stinkfully yours,
{{User:Benol/sig}}

'''You buffoon! Unless you were to deliver me a hacksaw then I couldn't do such a task!'''

== A reply ==

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject: Moustache</div>Ummm.... Thanks for that moustache half. It's kinda cool, I guess. I really have no use for it, sooo... ummm... thanks anyways.

 Strong Bad</blockquote>

'''No problem, my doppleganger! And you had better thank me for those exemplatory genes that I passed on to you as well!'''

== Greetings sir strong bad '''stop''' ==

Hello and greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

how has yon been '''stop'''

Do you happen to own a contraption in the year 2001 called an Xbox '''stop'''

on an unrelated topic: how would you say, "see ya later"?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:00, 30 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Unfortunately, Sir Kocovskiworth, I do not. Software companies such as Nintendo and Sony are closer to me than those such as Microsoft. And instead of "see ya later", one could say "I'll converse with you at a later hour."'''
== once again, greetings sir strong bad ==
:HI THERE SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I WAS WONDERING HOW JR. TOGA WAS DOING '''STOP''' AND WHO THE CRAP HE IS '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Jr. Toga is feeling horrendous! As I have just had the Strong Man bludgeon him with a ground exhuming device! Jr. Toga is the nick name I gave my younger sibling, Sickly Sam.'''

:I SEE '''STOP''' TELL HIM HE IS A DUMB AND CRAPPY GUY PLEASE '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Hello. This is Sickly Sam. It's people like you that have driven me into following through with suicGF&#RHP!($#&G BSJBK OW! STOP IT! JKLWGli73)(*%#YT'''

'''Sorry about that Sir Bubsty. That was just Jr. Toga. Mercy! What a buffoon!'''

== Hey there Sir Strong bad '''stop''' ==

How has yon been doing, let me ask a couple of questions'''STOP''':

1. Do you now a fellow by the name of bubsty? '''Stop'''

2.what be your favourite toon? ''stop'''

3.where does yous reside in?'''stop'''

"on an unrelated topic..." How do you say holy crap

"I'll converse with you at a later hour."

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:51, 3 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Things are going just smoothly down here in the olden eras. How is it going for you? Swimmingly, I hope. Yes, I do know the fellow Sir Bubsty! He is quite a swell person. My favorite toon be "That a Ghost". I reside in Free Country USA in the year 1938! And although my doppleganger says "holy crap", I prefer to say "holy soup bonds!".'''

'''And as a reward for your gestures, you have earned a spot in my electronic Honorary Members section! Hurray for you!'''

==Suggestion for Gang pics==
Pardon the interruption and nevermind the bullocks, but I noticed the bios of your Gang Members and their portraits don't line up so well. You could get them to by adding ''<nowiki>{{clear}}</nowiki>'' at the end of each paragraph! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 03:14, 4 December 2005 (UTC)

'''SIR VIKLAS YOU ARE A COMPUTER GENIUS MAN! Let's do some manner of stylish jig for the computer genius man!'''

== Bottom ten ==

Greetings my kind friend, i got your message and i was overjoyed when i saw that you put me down as your "Honorary Gang Members" '''stop''' thank you.

Might as you of something, kind sir, what be your bottom ten '''stop'''?

ps: how would you say, "your bottom ten'' in your way?

signed: Sir Kocovski....worth.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:31, 4 December 2005 (UTC)

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}''''s''' '''Bottom 10 is as follows...'''

'''10. This is a simple one. Dry garment contests. Blast! What a waste of H20!'''

'''9. That horrible painting in The Strong Man's living quarters that's been there since were tykes.'''

'''8. Telegramoparcels with more than 1 fwd: or re: in the subject line. Curses! I can't even open the cursed things!'''

'''7. Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food. Such as Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Nibblins.'''

'''6. The foul stench of wet The Sneak'''

'''5. Um... Let's see here...not... pigeons... They consume bread crumbs.'''

'''4. Oh yes! There was this one time that I had to engage in the hugging of a tree. Curses!'''

'''3. Giving parsnip-themed desserts dangerous names.'''

'''2. Songs that try to pass off "Doo wacka doo wacka doos" as legit lyrics.'''

'''And number one on''' {{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}''''s''' '''Bottom 10 is...'''

'''1.''' '''BUFFOONS!'''

== Sorry sir strong bad '''stop''' ==

I recently got your electronic message, '''stop'''

it kinda sound like your mad at me for asking that question bottem ten, '''stop'''

so please forgive me if i made you upset '''stop'''

i'll converse with you at a later hour, i'm sorry

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:04, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Sir Kocovskiworth, you were in no way upsetting me! It just took my a while to answer is all. One would suppose I should word things better. My apologies!'''

== Accomplice ==

Dear Sir STOP

I would like to join your gang STOP

--{{User:Benol/sig}} 21:31, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

'''I see. It would be an honor to have you aboard. But first you must answer me this! What type of service would you provide for our meddling gang of skinflints?'''

---Insert cheap compliment to '''Sir Strong Bad''' here---

How about I put another Bengal tiger in The Kaiser's latrine? The Sneak's wasn't large enough.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 12:39, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

P.S. I would like this picture used: [[Image:coachz1936.png]]

'''You've got it, Sir B!'''

== Zeppelin warning ==

DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP I AM CONTACTING YOU TO WARN YOU ABOUT ERRANT ZEPPELINS STOP I KNOW A JOLLY OLD CHAP WHO LOST A RATHER NASTY FIGHT WITH ONE OF THESE HELIUM-FILLED MENACES STOP TAKE CARE THAT YOU AND YOUR ESTEEMED BAND OF ROUSTABOUTS KEEP ON THE LOOKOUT STOP YOURS TRULY STOP [[User:Homestar Coder|THE HOMESTAR PRODUCER OF SMALL PUNCHED CARDS USED TO RUN NEWFANGLED THINKING MACHINES]]

'''I dare say, Lady Producer of Small Punched Cards to Run Newfangled Thinking Machines, I too know an unfortunate sap who was foiled by the spontaneous combustion of a zeppelin! That dapper jackanapes The Sneak is the sir I am referring to. He tried to manage a heist aboard one of those newfangled transporting machines and ended up with a mouth full of ashes! Thanks for the heads up, Lady P.O.S.P.C.U.T.R.N.T.M!'''

[[Image:Sneak_Head_Explosion1.PNG|center|220px]]

DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIMELY REPLY STOP I WOULD LIKE TO BRING IT TO YOUR ATTENTION THAT I AM IN FACT A LADY AND NOT A PARTICULARLY PRANCY LAD IN A GHASTLY WIG STOP I ASSUME THAT THE SNEAK WAS NOT MUCH HARMED BY THE UNFORTUNATE ZEPPELIN ACCIDENT GIVEN HIS UNUSUAL HOBBY OF EXPLODING STOP GIVE THE SNEAK MY GOOD REGARDS STOP [[User:Homestar Coder|THE HOMESTAR PRODUCER OF SMALL PUNCHED CARDS USED TO RUN NEWFANGLED THINKING MACHINES]]

'''I beg your forgiveness LADY Coder. I actually knew that you were indeed, female. I even read your electronic user page. I am just so used to answering telegramoparcels belonging to lads that it has become second nature for me to include "SIR" in any and all user names! My apologies!'''

No problem STOP If you want to refer to me as "SIR" I won't take any offense STOP [[User:Homestar Coder|Obnoxiously long old-timey username]]

== question and forgiveness ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

i read your telegramaparcel about you saying sorry and apology accepted '''stop'''

anyway onto business ''stop'''

i have a couple of question:

1.don't you think the actual article of sir strong bad should also say stuff about you?

2. Have you every had a bullying problem in school?

in an unrelated topic: do you know Heimstern Läufer?

i'll converse with you at a later hour.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:16, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

:No article in a Main namespace should reference or direct to a user. Except in the rare case of a Strong Bad Email sent in by a Wiki user, or a Fanstuff sent in by a Wiki user. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:24, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Bwa Ha Ha! A quite noble idea indeed, but as my chap Sir Lapper here says, I can do no such thing. And as for you second inquiry... You see, many saps had taken a disliking to me during my schoolboy days, due to my quick comebacks and clever jabs. But fortunately for me, The Strong Man (or The Strong Boy, at the time) was able to pummell any being who attempted to so much as graze my husky dome! If one such as yourself in experiencing a bullying conundrum, then allow me to have the Strong Man bludgeon the buffoon with a battering ram!'''

== Sirs STOP ==

Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

How should one simple carpet bagger '''STOP'''

Hope to make it to you mighty List of Sirs '''STOP'''

List of Sirs is my word for you changing '''STOP'''

User names in to Old Timy style names '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 21:02, 8 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

P.S. '''STOP'''

If you accpt me into you Sirs '''STOP'''

Please use this... '''STOP'''

[[Image:bossman.png]] '''STOP'''

Image for me! '''STOP'''

'''I see. It would be an honor to have you aboard. But first you must answer me this! What type of service would you provide for our meddling gang of skinflints?'''

---Insert cheap compliment to {{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}} here---

== Feeling down ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

how have you been, i've doing great except on wikipedia.

To tell you the truth i've been feeling down, so i'll tell you whats be bothering me, but at a later hour. Right now there a lot of tv shows for me to watch, so ask me about it later, okay.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:50, 9 December 2005 (UTC) ....worth

'''Oh, I dare say, I too have several radio-mystery progrums I need to engage in the listening to as well.'''

== an electronic reply ==

Dear, Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

If I'm accepted in to you gang '''STOP'''

I will give 3 sevises '''STOP'''

1. I will bring the Sneak to the Panama Canal to do the Hully Gully '''STOP'''

2. I will sort papers to be fired or fired '''STOP'''

3. I will steal all of Fat Duddly hooch for the gang on a special acasion '''STOP'''

Sirly, {{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 16:48, 9 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

'''You sir, just bought yourself a gang induction!'''

== a question for you... ==

What's up man? I've got a question...
What's the best thing you've ever seen, done, or eaten?
I want to know the answer.
--{{User:The 386/sig}} 20:36, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

'''As a matter of fact Sir 386, I have one answer for all three of those electronic inquiries. And that answer is... The only episode ever recorded of the short-lived TOMMY DORSEY cartoon series! Only one episode was ever created and it was... cancelled before the first commercial-advertisement break. CURSES!'''

I could tell by what you said. If I want to be a member, I have to...
1. Torture The Homestar Runner,
2. Kidnap his girlfriend,
3. Give The Sneak his helping.
What do you think? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:18, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Well, you see, I am quite capable of torturing the Homestar Runner myself. (although I can never have too much help). But answer me this! What could we do with The Homestar Runner's girlfriend? Could we tie her to some train tracks? And I feel extra egotistical and dapper today, so I may need another cheap compliment. BWA HA HA!'''

Well how bout this... I will place her over a very hot pit of molten lava, with her suspended up there. How would you figure? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:32, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Yes, sounds good. And one final question. What rank would you consider yourself in my gang? For example, I am the "Brains". The Sneak is "The Thief". And The Strong Man is "The Brawn". (And you can't use any of those ranks).'''

You just made me part of the telagram recieving, man! --{{User:The 386/sig}} 02:02, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

'''All right, I shall update the page when the rest of the gang responds to the same question.'''

== Good day ==

Greetings there sir strong bad '''stop'''

i am feeling fantastic now that this is saturday '''stop'''

you can converse with me now, my shows are over for now. '''stop'''

i bid you good tiddings(does this mean goodbye?) '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 23:46, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

'''That's fantastic news! Luckily for me, it is still Friday where I reside! Feel free to converse away, Sir Kocovskiworth! (And yes, good tidings basically means "I wish you the best of luck")'''

==An electronic ranking like thing!==
:GREETINGS SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I RECIEVED YOUR ELECTRONIC MESSAGE '''STOP''' FOR A RANK, I HONESTLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT RANK I SHOULD BE '''STOP''' PROBABLY LIKE, THE ANNOYING GUY '''STOP''' SOMETHING LIKE THAT '''STOP'''
:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Got it!'''

I too got your telegramaparcel '''STOP'''

I think that I should be "The Information Giver" or "The Speed Unit" '''STOP'''

That is because I have much knowledge of the world and I go through Wikipages so fast, even I'm not sure how I do it! '''STOP'''

Sincerely yours,

{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}}

== Rank ==

I belive I would be the theifbrainbrawns of the group. '''STOP'''

--{{User:Benol/sig}} 13:48, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

I'm not sure you can do that, Coach B. '''STOP'''

{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}}

== rank ==

Dear, Boss '''STOP'''

this reply is about you inquireie of ranks '''STOP'''

If I was a rank I would be '''The Age''' '''STOP'''

Because I'm (in the gang not real life) the oldest one '''STOP'''

But thats not very good so I need a little help '''STOP'''

Thinking of what I am '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 15:32, 10 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

==A Modern Telogrammothingy!==

Hello again, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP''' 
It is I, Sir Rroks! '''STOP''' 
I wish to inquire as to your present state of health! '''STOP''' 
Are you well? '''STOP''' 
If not, please say hello to Sir Pietimer for me! '''STOP''' 
Bafoonishly yours, '''STOP''' 
Sir {{User:Homsarroks/sig}}'''STOP''' 

An Electronic P. S. '''STOP''' 
I wish to inform you that I would gladly assist you and your band of miscreants in any way possible if I am made a gang member! '''STOP''' 
I would happily help you with your telogrammophonic managing!'''STOP''' 
You may use any picture for me, but I would like you to use this one!'''STOP''' 
[[Image:Homsar_Old_timey_bandit.PNG]]

Thank you for reading thus far! '''STOP''' 

'''WOAH! That has to be the greatest picture-ma-drawin' I've ever seen! You may be inducted into my electronic gang for creativity alone if you tell me what rank you would like to go by!'''

==The '''I bring you thanks!''' award==
[[Image:Thankyouposter.PNG|thumb|Sorry it's not in b/w!]]
:HI SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' FOR HAVING A COOL IDEA AND BEING NICE I GIVE YOU THE '''''I BRING YOU THANKS AWARD''''' '''STOP''' THANKS FOR BEING COOL '''STOP'''
:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''I bid you a thank you of the highest regard! You sir, are a true gang member if there ever was one!'''

== Greetings! ==

Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

I have recently gotten your ten pennies to my door '''STOP'''

Therefore, I have sent you the one whole dollar on your request '''STOP'''

New information says that one dollar is worth one hundred pennies! '''STOP'''

Take wonderful care of that dollar and all of the bountiful money is yours! '''STOP'''

Sincerely,

[[User:Stinkoman K|The Stink Man]]

'''Uhh... I say umm... I never recieved the dollar, per se... Yeah... So I'm going to need another one. In a timely manner as well.'''

== How are you? ==

hey there sir strong bad '''stop'''

how have you been this fine couple of days '''stop'''

might i ask,: what is your intrest outside of Homestar runner?

I'll converse with you at a later hour.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:46, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Ha! An interest in The Homestar Runner? That buffoon gives me nothing but grief!... Oh. OH! You mean besides FOILING THE PLANS of The Homestar Runner, don't you? Oh, yes. Well, besides that buffoon, I also enjoy piloting flying machines and provoking zeppelins into combusting!'''

== Nikolce Kocovski's rank ==

Greetings again '''stop'''

i recently read my talk page messages, you've asked me what rank am i in your gang,correct?

anyway, i can't be "brains,thief or brawns", hmmmmm, i normally would be suited for "support" you know if a man goes down i charge in and help out, i guess or i can be the computer guy (the computer brain or tech guy) or i could be something else, reply me what ranks are there? i could be best suited for "tech guy"?

sir [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:55, 11 December 2005 (UTC) .......worth.

'''Or perhaps "tech support"? Bwa Ha Ha Ha!'''

are you making fun of me?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:22, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''What? Of course not. You said "the tech guy" and then "support". If you put them both together, it makes "tech support", the chaps you call if you're having technical problems.'''

i'm sorry, i get a bit overriacted(sp) but your sounds perfect for me, i'm a '''''TECH SUPPORT'''', sorry if i said ot out loud?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:47, 12 December 2005 (UTC)

== Heil Sir Stark Schlecht! ==

Es lebe Sir Stark Schlecht '''STOPP'''

It is my strong hope that all is well for you and that no [[The Kaiser|Kaisers]] are flummoxing your plans '''STOPP'''.

But if they are, I will be glad to defeat them with my rapier wit and facility in the tongue of the Weimar Republic '''STOPP'''

I'll give them what for such as they've never dreamt of '''STOPP'''

May none query how you use the telegammophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves so long as Rockefeller's monocle sits on his eyeball, '''STOPP'''

Hochachtungsvoll 
Herr {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:07, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Greetings, Sir Läufer! Such kind gestures insure you a comfortable position in my gang of jackanapes if you were to answer me this. What was my original electronic username? I must see if you truly know '''{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}'''!'''

:Finding such information proved easier than stealing [[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]] from an infant! For in November of 1936 (or 2005, it is uncertain which), you changed your name from '''********'''! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:27, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''HOLY SOUP BONDS! You sir, know me like The Sneak knows the blueprints of the Fluffy Puff labor mill! To tell you the truth, I never doubted your knowledge. I just kinda have to crack down a little nowadays. Now all I need from a chap such as yourself is a B/W telegramopicture of what you would like your electronic profile to depict and your preferred ranking!'''

:You flatter me, edler Herr Stark Schlecht. I regretfully state that my skill at telegramophotography is nil: I know nothing about retreiving images or draining from them the color. I would gladly have a picture of Homestar Runner wearing lederhosen for my appearance, but I know not how to provide you such an image in B/W. One called "Image:homestaryodle" exists on the Wiki in color. I have thought of an exemplary rank for myself, however. I shall be called the '''Doppelgänger''', should that please you. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:49, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Well, Sir Läufer, I can convert the telegramopicture "homestaryodle" into a black and white one, but unfortunately, I can only save it as an electronic jpeg file. CURSES! What is one to do?'''

Perhaps until another brilliant idea comes to one of us, we could use the national flag of Germany, rather as you did with Sir Nikolce's flag of Macedonia, if you are able to do that. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:05, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''An exemplatory idea!'''

I uploaded a black and white version of Image:homestaryodle for you guys. You can find it at Image:homestaryodlebw.PNG. Sorry for this reply not being in Old-Timey form. It's too early for me to think that much. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 16:53, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

:Hallo, Sir Stark Schlecht:

:I am so pleased that I have joined your gang as Doppelgänger! I do wish to observe, however, that the word should be capitalized and that the "a" needs an umlaut. I imagine you could copy and paste is from how I've written it on this talk page. I just wanted to ensure that your page's use of the Deutsch langugage is impeccable, and that no Weimar carpetbaggers will laugh at you. Respectfully, Herr {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:00, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

== A Message From Sir Rroks! ==

Sir Strong Bad! '''Stop''' 
I would be glad to be your personal telogrammophonic assistant! '''Stop''' 
I will also clean up after The Sneak when his head bursts asunder! '''Stop''' 
If you wish to have me undertake any further duties, you have only to inform me of your wishes! '''Stop''' 
From Sir Rroks. '''Stop''' 

== gang member image ==

Would you like this image?

[[Image:the_ghost.PNG|thumb|]]

--{{User:The 386/sig}} 18:04, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Fine by me!'''

== Idea! '''STOP''' ==

Dear, Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I have an idea '''STOP'''

The gang should '''STOP'''

Work on makeing more stuff '''STOP'''

Like: Mottos, or sympols to represent our gang '''STOP'''

and maybe even a balled of the honoray gang '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 19:45, 11 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

'''Why, I think you may be on to something, Sir Not Bob. Perhaps if we all collaborated we could come up with something dastardly yet inviting. View the section below.'''

==An electronic forum==

'''Anybody with a good motto or symbol can post it here'''

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}

Okay so I've got a motto it's a little cheesey but here it goes '''STOP'''

"Were as '''OLD''' School as you can get" '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 22:33, 11 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

How 'bout "Sir Strong Bad's Dappler Swindlers" for our gang name?--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:44, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''They all sound superb. If we had some sort of symbol-ma-drawin' we'd be in business!'''

Dear Boss,

THE HECK WITH A SYMBOL-MA-DRAWIN' '''STOP'''

I've got somthing much better '''STOP'''

[[Image:gang logo.gif]] '''STOP'''

Dapperly (but not even close to as much as you)
[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|SIR NOT BOB]] '''STOP'''

'''Goodness, Sir Not Bob! That's spectacular! My respect for you has risen!'''

Thank You Boss, '''STOP'''

May I inquire about my logo-ma-animate '''STOP'''

Will it be shown on your electronic user page? '''STOP'''

[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|SIR NOT BOB]] '''STOP'''

'''Why, Sir Not Bob, it's been on my electronic user page for quite a long time now. Give it a gander.'''

== AN IMAGE FOR YOU! ==

DEAR SIR '''STOP'''

I MADE AN IMAGE FOR YOU '''STOP'''

HERE IT IS: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/sirbad.jpg

[[User:Benol|SIR B]]

THIS IMAGE IS COOL TOO! '''STOP'''

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/6397.jpg

[[User:Benol|SIR B]]

'''HOLY SOUP BONDS! SIR B! THOSE ARE THE MOST INCREDIBLE PICTURE-MA-DRAWINS' I HAVE EVER LAID MY DAPPER EYES ON! THAT-- HOW DID YOU??? HUBBAH-DUBBAH- WHA!? GENIUS!'''

Are you going to add them, or not???--[[User:Benol|SIR B]]

'''Ahhhhhhhh! Been about a week since I last checked the electronic database! Yeah, whatever Sir B. I'll get right on that.'''

== A Reply from Miss Luvr ==

Sure, I'll convert images into black and white for you. I've got nothing else better to do. Go ahead and send me the images. On the subject of your gang invitation, of course I'd love to be in it. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 18:35, 12 December 2005 (UTC)

== question and drat. ==

Greetigns there sir strong bad '''stop'''

how have you been '''stop'''

i've been doing great since where i'm from,it's the school holidays '''stop'''

Can i ask you something, how do you make the images in your user page black? '''stop'''

About my heading drat, the reason i call it that, is because i've been having some problems on wikipedia, ask me it later, please?

i bid you good tiddings '''stop'''

signed: Lord [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 00:33, 17 December 2005 (UTC)....worth

'''Greetings, sir Kocovskiworth! Been about a week since I last checked the electronic database. Holidays are no different in 1938! As for your issues, please go to Moss Luvr for your inquiries. She knows all about b/w electronic PNG files.'''

==hi 'dere==
:HELLO SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I HAVE A QUESTION '''STOP'''
IS THERE A 1936 VERSION OF THAT ANNOYING GUY IN OUR TIME NAMED HOMSAR '''STOP'''

:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Oh yes! The Homsar Shuffler! His photograph resides on my electronic user page!'''

== question ==

How has yon been on thjis fine couple of days '''stop'''

i had a fantastic day, over a friends place, playing ps2, then he went to my place and played xbox.

Might i ask something: How do you say "shup up" in your way '''stop'''

in an unrelated topic, i won't say shut up to you, its just that i have a friend in school who wont shut up, i'm trying to come up with different ways to say it.

also: I know its your user page, and i shouldn't ask you hoiw to do it but, on your Honourary gang members, you could write the rank or class as i sometimes call it (Fantasy role-plaing games), that the members are? maybe?

final note, er message, how have you been these couple of days, tell me about it.

Sorry about the sencond question, i bid you a good day Sir [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:49, 22 December 2005 (UTC).....worth.

Sir strong bad, where are you?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:49, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

== Personal images ==

Hey Sir Strong Bad '''stop''' I hope you are having a good Decemberween. I'm writing because I'm noticing something about your images, and I'd like to go ahead and take care of it. Our policy is that each user is allowed to have two large personal images on their page at any one time (not counting images hosted on other servers). Currently, [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=220428 you have six images] that are only in your user space. Please take some steps to bring the image usage in line with our policy. If the other users in your "gang" are willing, you can have them claim one of the images as one of their own and "loan" it to you, but they would need to do so in writing, and it would count against the total number of images they each are allowed to have. I really don't want to make a big deal out of this, but I do want to make sure everything is as fair for everybody as possible, and I'm trying to head off any major complaints before they happen. Thanks for understanding. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:50, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

:''To AbdiViklas, Benol, Bubsty, Heimstern Läufer, Homsarroks, Nikolce Kocovski, Not Billy Bob Bob, and SupremeRulerOfSBadia:''

:I don't want to be overly legalistic about this, but if we're going to have standards, then we'd might as well enforce them, otherwise it's all madness all the time. Basically, Sir Strong Bad has too many personal images and wonders if you will each assume responsibility for your gang picture. Note that (as of this writing):
:*'''Benol''' and '''Bubsty,''' this doesn't apply to you, because the images representing you on Sir Strong Bad's page are general images.
:*'''Abdi, Heimstern,''' and '''Nikolce''' have no personal images (and thus have two to spare).
:*'''Homsarroks''' and '''SupremeRulerOfSBadia''' each have one personal image (and each have one to spare).
:*'''Not Billy Bob Bob''' has three personal images. (Please eliminate one of them. Thanks.)

:Those of you with an image to spare, just leave a note below claiming one from Sir Strong Bad's page (see also the link above). Sir Strong Bad, you should consider the animated gang logo as one of your images. Thanks to everyone for your cooperation. High fives for taking care of this while it's not yet a big problem. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:36, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

It's ok with me to loan an image to Sir Strong Bad. I have no problem.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:32, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

Fine by me. --{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} 25 Dec. 2005

Sorry I'm a few days late to the party. I'll certainly lend one of my slots; I don't have any personal images now and can't really imagine needing more than one any time in the near future. Do I need to download and re-upload it to my userspace, or do we just "count" it as mine? —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 16:59, 28 December 2005 (UTC)

== don't worry ==

Sir strong bad, merry decemberween, how foolish of to think you would answer something very quickly on decemberween. anyway, please don't woorry, i *did* not send a complint, i just sent a suggetion. no hard feeling sir Kocovski....worth [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:34, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
:Erm, so is that a ''yes'' or a ''no'' on your taking [[:Image:Macedonia_B_and_W.jpg|Macedonia_B_and_W.jpg]] as your own? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

its okay, for the flag. i doubt you can find an image that represents me.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:49, 25 December 2005 (UTC)

== I agree! ==

I will take the image as my own so it can stay but mine is from this site dose that make a difference? Any way I'll take 2 of my images off. {{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 15:01, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
:He doesn't mean the bossman image you have to take off. It's the gang logo one that's yours. So you only have to take 1 image off from your user page. Anyway, I know mine doesn't matter, but if I have to take it off or put it on my userpage, I'd be more then happy to. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 16:04, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
::OK. The b/w Doppelgänger image is mine, is mine. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:07, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

'''THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR SUCH DEDICATION! YOU HAVE TRULY PROVEN YOURSELVES ON THIS DAY. MERRY DECEMBERWEEN TO YOU ALL!'''
:THANK YOU SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I WISH YOU A MERRY DECEMBERWEEN AS WELL '''STOP'''
:SIGNED '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

Sorry, I've been a little busy, Soooo...Merry Decemerween!!! --{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}}

== merry christmas ==

Greetings sir strong bad. i just wanted to say merry chrismas (decemberween) and a happy holiday. Also, about my previous message, i can assure you it was no complaint. see you around,don't worry. Thanks for the kind message you sent me since you came, i bid you a good holiday.

merry chrismas (decemberween)
[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:56, 25 December 2005 (UTC)

== Happy new year ==

Happy new year sir strong bad, and all the best for the year.

signed lord [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:45, 1 January 2006 (UTC)....worth

'''Dapper New Years to all of you!'''

== Telegramo...whatever. ==

Greetings, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP'''

This is my first experience with a telegramoparcel, so I hope I have accurately operated this mechanism. '''STOP'''

Dang. '''STOP'''

I eagerly hope that 1939 is pleasurable for you and all of your doppelgangers! '''STOP'''

2006 sure is fun, I guess. <strike>'''GO'''</strike> '''STOP'''

And now I bid you adieu, wonderful Sir Strong Bad. '''STOP'''

{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 19:19, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

==An electronic message! Again!==
:HELLO SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I WISH TO WISH YOU A LATE HAPPY NEW YEAR '''STOP'''
:SIGNED '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

== what do you like mostly about homestar runner? ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop''', how have you been thesew recent holiday events '''stop'''
the query i'm asking you is the title of the page '''stop'''

see you around [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 10:13, 3 January 2006 (UTC)

in an unrelated topic: how do you say "shut up" in your way and have you answered my previous telegramoparecel about the gand?

'''I bid you an exhuberant greeting in the year of 1939! Actually, as of late, I've been feeling rather down. If it wasn't for my Decemberween gifts I received recently, I fear I would hit rock bottom. I recently acquired a progrum that allows me to animate GIFs and create PNG files. Later this month, you shall be seeing my artwork featured on my electronic user page. As for your inquiry... I despise everthing about The Homestar Runner! Curse that armless buffoon!'''

'''PS: To say shutup in my era, one would say "Shove a knee-high stocking in it!'''

Intersting, about the "what do you like mostly about homestar runner?" it wasn't about the character, it was about the whole homestar runner universe etc?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 02:57, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

== another question... ==

Sup man? How great is it for you to be in 1939? I'm like, here in 2006, holy crud. Can you describe how it is for you in 1939? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:39, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== Animated parcel! ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP''' 
That animated parcel on your user page is amazing! '''STOP''' 
Please tell me what progrum you used to construct such a master peice. '''STOP''' 
From, 
{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 05:28, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== Amazing! '''Stop''' ==

Good heavans, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP'''

That was one of the most incredible picture-ma-cartoon that has ever assaulted my visual equipment! '''STOP'''

Simply amazing! '''STOP'''

Let me know if there are any works of art that you are going to forge and sell! '''STOP'''

Perhaps we can split the profits! '''STOP'''

Dapperly yours, '''STOP'''

Sir [[User: Homsarroks|Rroks]] '''STOP'''
==More rave reviews for SSB's GIF!==
Critics say: Marvelous! Stupendous! Animated! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 16:28, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== a greeting ==

Fair tidings, '''Sir Strong Bad!''' '''STOP'''

I'd just like you to know a brief parcel of information. '''STOP'''

I am female. '''STOP'''

You may proceed to call me ''lady One'', but ''Sir One'' is simply unacceptable. '''STOP'''

I have gone over this matter with others in the past, and I think you could use the information. '''STOP'''

Fairwell! '''STOP'''

{{User:Teh Frossty One/sig}} 19:08, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== An electronic tip!==
:HI AGAIN SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I NOTICED THAT ON OUR GANG SECTION, ALTHOUGH ALL THE NAMES ARE IN CAPS, SIR LäUFERS "ä" IS LOWERCASE '''STOP''' YOU CAN FIX THAT BY SIMPLY HOLDING DOWN THE ALT/OPTION KEY, PRESSING THE "U" KEY, (WHILE STILL HOLDING ALT/OPTION), RELEASING ALT/OPTION, HOLDING DOWN SHIFT, AND PRESSING THE "A" KEY '''STOP''' OR, AN EASIER WAY '''STOP''' JUST COPY THIS: Ä '''STOP'''
:SIGNED '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Thank you Sir Bubsty! I'm sure Sir Läufer thanks you as well.'''

==Hi==
I don't mean to be vandalizing you talk page but um... MAKE A GUESTBOOK I just kind of like them. --[[User:The thing|Sir thing]] 23:50, 6 January 2006 (UTC)
:It's not vandalizing Teh Thing, but it's still pretty annoying. I suggest you stop telling users to make them, thanks. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:56, 6 January 2006 (UTC)
::Yeah, I don't think they had guestbooks in 1939. Or electronic ones. {{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 01:20, 7 January 2006 (UTC)

==Cool==
:Greetings Sir Strong Bad STOP
:I am called Marth 99, but you may call me Sir Marth STOP
:I merely wish to inform you that you have obtained status in my cool people list STOP
:In my age, ''cool'' people are highly respected by their peers STOP
:I would like to chat with you more often within a few days STOP
:Your fellow flummoxer STOP
:Sir Marth (or [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]) STOP

== concerned here! ==

Hey man, why didn't you update your page yet? I'm getting concerned here! --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:49, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, you do know that Bubsty left, right?--{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} 15:39, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

==conversation topic==
:Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
:Highest of regrets I have for not responding to you recently STOP
:I couldn't help noticing you in garb from Roman times STOP
:Is this you, or one of your ancestors? STOP
:Once again,
:Sir Marth (or [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]

Post script: Thank you for partaking in the signage of my guestbook STOP

==1939?==
how can it be 1939 when it was 1937 last year????? in your time?????

:The dates in the [[Old-Timey]] era are always 67 years behind the current year. If you do the math, you'll find that 2006 - 67 = 1939. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 17:40, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

'''Ummm... Sir Matt, I am indeed correct in my dating process. I am glad to see such enthusiasm though.'''

== Rare artifact! ==

[[Image:Gum_emboss.png|thumb|Worth a couple one-cent pieces, at least]]

Greetings, '''Sir Strong Bad!''' '''STOP'''

'Tis I, '''Lady One!''' '''STOP'''

It seems that I, of all doppelgangers, have stumbled upon this rare tin of gum. '''STOP'''

I believe ''you'' are the originator of this parcel? '''STOP'''

I just wanted to bring this up to your attention, being that it could be seriously worth some cents. '''STOP'''

My combolations,

{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 22:48, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

P.S. I work at an embossing-majigger plant, so if you need me to create anything for you, just drop me a telegramoparcel. '''STOP'''

'''That is fan-freaking-tastic, Lady Luvr. I shall come to you in the future with my embossing needs!'''

== im back! ==

Greetings sir strong bad, '''stop'''

how have you been, these last couple of days, for me it was fantastic, because i went on a 10 day holiday with my family to the gold coast. superb. sorry i've forgot to to tell you about my leave, i've written it on my user page, which i removed today.

how have you been since the 5/1/06?

ps: i saw the gang members page, that image looks realy good, how did you do that?

pss: whats happend to bubsty, i went on he's user page, an all that is written is bye wiki, whats happend?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:21, 17 January 2006 (UTC)...worth.

where are you?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:21, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

sir strong bad, where are you?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:57, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Sir strong bad, forgive if i sound upset but, WHERE ARE YOU, I'VE ASKED YOU A QUESTION LIKE MONTHES AGO, AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:25, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

'''Fear not, Sir Kocovskiworth! I too was taking a short, but well needed vacation from responsibility for an extended amount of time! Your concern is greatly appreciated! And yes, I hate to say it... but Sir Bubsty has flown the coupe! Yet he will always be a gand member in our hearts! LIVE ON, SIR BUBSTY!'''

(spacking/slaping face like strong bad in email, record and other cartoons with that similar slap)
I'm really sorry if i buged you a bit, i should have known you were on holiday, do you forgive me.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:00, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

ps: People in my school thinks its funny when i slap my face, wierd huh? also, can you asnwer my previous questions, if you can.

== Just ==

Just to let you know I put you on my cool people list. --[[User:The thing|Sir thing]] 17:06, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

== Have You Herd the Sad News? ==

Dear, Boss '''STOP'''

Have you herd the sad news '''STOP'''

about Sir Busbsty '''STOP'''

Sign'd:

Sir NOT BOB

== personal images ==

As I happened upon your userpage I found it amusing but unfortunatey, according to our [[HRWiki:Personal_images|Personal Image Use Policy]] you have 6 that I counted and you are only allowed to have 2. I had to abide by this policy too, so unfortunately, you'll need to decide which ones go. Perhaps, upload them to a personal website. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 05:09, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

'''Using the wonderous technology of scroll buttons, you can see that someone has previously adressed this matter. And the matter has been thoroughly resolved.'''

All the images are still listed as yours, please encourage those that offered to put their name in the template <nowiki>{{personal-image|Sir Strong Bad}}</nowiki>. That way we can accurately ensure that each user is in compliance. Thank you for your cooperation. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 14:42, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

:so far here is where you stand
[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d0/SSB%27s_Gang.gif SSB's_Gang.gif] 
[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/b/be/SBadiaRula_B%26W.jpg SBadiaRula_B%26W.jpg] 
<s>[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/2/24/B_and_W_Swedish_Fish.jpg B and W Swedish Fish.jpg]</s> claimed by AbdiViklas 
<s>[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/0/0c/Macedonia_B_and_W.jpg Macedonia B and W.jpg]</s> claimed by [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 
<s>[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Homsar_Old_timey_bandit.PNG Homsar Old timey bandit.PNG]</s> claimed by Homsarroks
 
<s>[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/9/91/homestaryodlebw.PNG homestaryodlebw.PNG]</s> claimed by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]] 

*I sent a message to Homsarroks that offered to claim an image- has 1 image
*SupremeRulerOfSBadia already has two images, did not send him a message
*AbdiViklas - <s>has 0 images, and offer to help</s> has claimed B_and_W_Swedish_Fish.jpg
*NOT Billy Bob Bob <s>already has two images, did not send him a message</s> <s>has 1 image, sent message</s> already claimed gang_logo.gif, which was not on the list.
*Nikolce Kocovski - context shows that she claims Macedonia B and W.jpg
*Bubsty - away so I didn't bother to send him a message

{{tick}} - '''completed'''

{{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 19:45, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

== guess what happened to me '''stop''' ==

Greetings sir stong bad, '''stop'''

If you have the time, check out my user and talk page, for something grand has happened '''stop'''.

see you around.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:42, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

== I have sad news ==

Dear, Boss '''STOP'''

This telagram will probably be '''STOP'''

the last you will recive from me '''STOP'''

I am leaving this wonderful place '''STOP'''

like the others '''STOP'''

for this reason '''STOP'''

I heve other website I work on now '''STOP'''

my films on TMO are my main priority now '''STOP'''

Good bye '''STOP'''

If you want to say your good byes '''STOP'''

tell me quick '''STOP'''

I leave Saterday '''STOP'''

Sincerly, '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 20:37, 16 February 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''

==Roman Times==
<tt>Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''
To add to Sir Marth's question '''STOP'''
Can you speak the language that others around you were speaking in Roman times '''STOP'''
I can '''STOP'''
Though not completely '''STOP'''
I am still learning '''STOP'''
But I can help you '''STOP'''
If you need me to '''STOP'''
Sincerely '''STOP'''
[[User:LePorello|Sir Rello]] 13:25, 20 February 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''</tt>

: Weird. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 14:12, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

== Meeting a Nikolce Kocovski Talk page. ==

Greetings sir strong bad, i am requesting you come to my talk page, for i'm gathering users with the help of seriously. i need you to be thewre, for we'll be discussing my new idea for an article... for users.

be there if you can. sincerly(sp) [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:08, 22 February 2006 (UTC) ...worth

== Telegrammaphone Recording ==
<tt>Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''
Your telegrammaphone recording that you launched into the stratosphere has been captured '''STOP'''
I have heard it '''STOP'''
And the message your enemy [[The Homestar Runner]] sent through a soup can and a piece of twine '''STOP'''
If I could go back to your time '''STOP'''
I would shove that soup can up his nose '''STOP'''
And tie him up with the twine '''STOP'''
Then you could more easily deal with him '''STOP'''
Sincerely '''STOP'''
[[User:LePorello|Sir Rello]] 22:16, 28 February 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''</tt>

== Message from Nikolce Kocovski ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

I havn't spoken with you in a while ''stop'''

how have you been these couple of weeks?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 11:26, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

== Personal image problem ==

Greetings Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

According to [[HRWiki:Personal images]] you are only allowed '''2''' personal images to use on your userpage '''STOP'''

Currently you have '''3 STOP'''

They are as follows '''STOP'''

*[[:Image:SB_maskless.png]] '''STOP'''
*[[:Image:SBadiaRula_B&W.jpg]] '''STOP'''
*[[:Image:SSB's_Gang.gif]] '''STOP'''

Please either remove one of these images from your user page or let one of your gang members take responsiblity of the image '''STOP'''

I thank you for your co-operation in this matter '''STOP'''

{{User:The Chort/sig}} 15:37, 25 March 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''
:He hasn't made an edit since late Feb so he might not see this note for awhile. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 16:00, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

'''Ah yes... I suppose I could simply remove the maskless image. Never you mind.'''

== Bottom 10 ==
:Dear Sir Weak Bad '''STOP'''
:What is your worst'''STOP'''
:10? Please put in'''STOP'''
:Answer in a nice list. '''STOP'''

:Carpet Bagger '''stop'''
:--[[User:Jetamo|Coach J]] 12:57, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
::Just to tell you, Sir Strong Bad has already posted his "worst 10". (Although he called it his "Bottom 10"). Just scroll up this page a bit and you can find it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:01, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

== Sir Strong Bad STOP ==

<math>Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I am sending this telegrammophone from the year 2006 '''STOP'''

I am afraid to say, that your doppelganger, Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

Has not received part of your mustache '''STOP'''

Just so you know '''STOP'''

Sir Jetamo '''STOP'''</math>
== Greetings, yet again, Sr. Toga!==
:DEAR SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN A VERY LONG TIME '''STOP''' I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW MY WIKI BREAK IS OVER AND I AM BACK '''STOP'''
PS: YOU MIGHT WANT TO UPDATE YOUR USER PAGE '''STOP''' IT SAYS 93 MESSAGES WHILST IT REALLY IS 95 '''STOP'''
:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:05, 12 April 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''

== Happy easter ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

How are you, i've haven't spoken in a while, How is easter in you place?

Note: Do you think the brother chaps should make a easterween like cartoons or is too sensitive?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 01:53, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

== I got Your Message! ==

I'm not back I'm just here to tall you that I got your goodbye message. I'm alose glad that you kept me on your gang page.

Cheers,

'''Sir Not Bob'''

== Is your telegramaparcel broken? ==

Sorry if i seem like the king of town to peas, but why haven't you answered my previous questions?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 09:40, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

== #99! ==

Dear Mr Sir Strong Bad! ''Stop!''

I Bid You Good Tidings! ''Stop!''

I'm Number 99! ''Stop!''

Hope Number 100 Comes Soon! ''Stop!''

[[User:The Hand-Me-Down Clown|The Hand-Me-Down Clown]]

== I Feel Proud! ==

Sir Stong Bad! '''Stop'''

I'm Your 100th Telegramaparcel! '''Stop'''

I'm Proud Of Myself! '''Stop'''

I Have One Question. '''Stop'''

How Does One Go Around Becoming A Member Of Your Gang? '''Stop'''

Enjoy Your Day And Good Tidings! '''Stop'''

{{User:Homsar7/sig}} '''Stop'''

==Free Masons==
DEAR SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' DO YOU EVEN PARTICULARY KNOW WHAT FREEMASONS ARE '''STOP?''' BECAUSE YOU CALLED EVERYONE A FREEMASON EVEN KNOW A FREEMASON IS A CIA OPERATIVE '''STOP''' AND ALL THE PRESIDENTS ARE FREEMASONS, SHH '''STOP!''' SPEAKING OF PRESIDENTS, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR PRESIDENT, FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT '''STOP?''' SINCERELY,-SIR JIBNEY

== Dear sir strong bad '''stop''' ==

Is your telegramer parecel still broken, you still haven't replied my previous messagers??????!!!!!!!!!!

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:57, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

== A Friendly Compa-matition! ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

As a member of your gang of swindlers, I feel as though I must inform you of a competition on my user page. '''STOP'''

It starts at 3:00 pm Tuesday for the the time zone in which Massachusetts is located. '''STOP'''

Dapperly yours,

{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} '''STOP'''

==You Have A Really Long Talk page '''STOP'''==

Dear Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

You're really good at roleplaying a Homestar Runner character. '''STOP'''

But why must you take up 74 kilobytes of data by posting a new topic on a talk page '''STOP'''

EVERY TIME YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING!? '''STOP'''

Also, do you happen to do anything besides be friends with users? '''STOP'''

I do not wish to be mean, but I don't see you anywhere else. Do you mind telling me? '''STOP'''

Swarthily,

-[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] '''STOP'''

== Personal Images ==

Hi, just a friendly reminder. As of recently, you have 3 large images which are personal images.

*[[:Image:Animal run.gif|Animal run.gif]]
*[[:Image:SBadiaRula B&W.jpg|SBadiaRula B&W.jpg]]
*[[:Image:SSB's Gang.gif|SSB's Gang.gif]]

All three were uploaded by you, and, as none of the three are needed by the knowledge base, they have been marked as personal images. Hwever, the [[HRWiki:Personal images|policy]] allows only two personal images per user. I'm afraid you'll need to mark one of these three for deletion using the <nowiki>{{delete|reason}}</nowiki> template. Thanks. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:36, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

== Real Words ==

Hate to break it to you, but "skimpliy" is a real word. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:36, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
:Well, dunno about that one, but "[[ahd:61/12/S0451200.html|skimpily]]" is, at any rate (see the adverb form toward the bottom). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:37, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

== Not Talk Page Spam ==

<s>Hey there, Sir Strong Bad. Please note that your recent posts on a few peoples' talk pages is regarded as spam (see [[HRWiki:Talk page etiquette]]). Those posts will be removed. If you want to contact people, please do it properly or use other communication channels than the wiki. Thanks for understanding.</s> {{User:Loafing/sig}} 02:43, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
:Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP The users who responded to your messages were unfamiliar with your dapper gang and thought you were using your telegramaphone whilst connected to all the wiki users at once! STOP I have given them what's for and put back your esteemed messages STOP I hope you do reconsider your recent departure and will again grace us with stories of capers you and The Sneak are perpetrating STOP Yours, [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:15, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
::Yep, sorry, you were gone far too long for a newb like me :-P errm... STOP {{User:Loafing/sig}} 04:23, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

==Foolishness==
*What are you thinking? Just because you sent spam doesn't mean you are not acknowledged anymore. Stay here. :-) --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 03:52, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

== Re: reverts ==

Hey, Sir Strong Bad. Last night when I saw you posting identical messages to a lot of talk pages a red flag went off, and I assumed you were (unintentionally) spamming talk pages. I wasn't aware you were posting just to users you had a "group" with of some sort. While my actions were in good faith, it seems my judgement in this matter is not in agreement with what others here feel. So I apologize for reverting the edits, and hope you continue to participate in this wiki. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:06, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

== Weclome back ==

Hi, Sir Strong Bad, I'm going to forego the Old-Timey language again just to say I'm glad to see you back and that all is well with you. I hope we'll continue to see your fun Old-Timey comments around, as well as your contributions to articles. See you later! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 09:04, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

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<div style="background:url(/fanstuff/images/d/d7/Supra-modern-telegram-header.png) no-repeat; width: 440px; height: 76px"> </div>
<div style="background:#e6e6e6; border-top: 2px solid black; padding: 10px;">
  10:02, 24 February 2007 (UTC) 
 
Dear Sir Strong Bad stop 
I am glad that you are not leaving stop 
 
signed, Lord{{User:Loafing/sig}}
</div>
</div>

:And your Hefty Hiatus has coincided with something more of a wimpy trickle of activity on my part, seeing as how your post was the most recent on my talk pg since August! Weclome back—and as far as I'm concerned, you only left yesterday! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]
::Sir Strong Bad, good to see you again! Glad to see you back in <strike>2007</strike>1937. Abdi!!!!!! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 17:55, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

== The Future...Sorta! '''STOP''' ==

[[Image:Homsar7.GIF|thumb|Sir 7, in the white flesh!]]

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<div style="background:url(/fanstuff/images/d/d7/Supra-modern-telegram-header.png) no-repeat; width: 440px; height: 76px"> </div>
<div style="background:#e6e6e6; border-top: 2px solid black; padding: 10px;">
  10:02, 24 February 2007 (UTC) 
 
dear Sir Strong Bad STOP 
I bid you welcomes back! STOP 
yes, that Hinderburg did catch many people off gaurd. 
I could feel the flames, as I live in the Newest Jersey! 
I gladly accept membership into your gang. 
enclosed is a picture-ma-drawin'of myself. 
I bid you good day! 
signed, [[User:Homsar7|Sir 7]]
</div>
</div>

User talk:Sir Strong Bad

Homsar7 — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:50:32 GMT

Homsar7: /**/Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

== An electronic reply! ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad, stop.

Have you any idea why The Sneak is so prone to explosions? Stop.

Sincerely, President Cold One, stop.

'''Dear Carpet Bagger'''

'''I have no idea why my The Sneak is so succeptible to random acts of combustion! It is quite a baffling situation!'''

==preview==
FROM THE TELEGRAPH INC. TELEGRAPH... THING.
DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP
REMEMBER THAT THERE IS A PREVIEW BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLOG UP RECENT CHANGES STOP
THANK YOU STOP
{{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:49, 15 November 2005 (UTC) STOP

'''Blast it! I say, my telegramophone doesn't have a monitor, so I can't even see it. Curses! I'll see what I can do. Thanks for the tip, you buffoon.'''

==The What For==
Hey there Sir Strong Bad. I replied to you on my talk page. Quick thing here, though: Posting the same generic message on several talk pages is considered spam here. Just a heads up. Thanks for understanding. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:22, 16 November 2005 (UTC)

'''You buffoon! I often change the headings on my generic electronic greetings! Bwahaha! Just engaging in a joke! The rules are so strict 'round here, I say! Does anyone ever get pummeled for violating them? Yes... That would be quite intriguing... Yes...'''

:Not pummeled, per se. Just boiled in hot butter. :) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

'''I see... The Kaiser here says that the punishment is not too bad.'''

== Um ==

Um it is I, DBK. '''STOP''' 

I bid you greetings from 2005. '''STOP''' 

Its nice to meet you. '''STOP''' 

Feel free to drop me a line any time. '''STOP''' 

Bye. '''STOP''' 

{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}}

'''2005!? What in blazes!? I thought I was reaching the year 1987! Curses! Now I must get rid of my updated photograph of me with notoriously long hair!'''

== A Notice ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

You have gone over the word limit on your electronic message '''STOP'''

You must pay a 25-cent extension fee '''STOP'''

Sincerely, '''STOP'''

The Superfied Telegraph Union '''STOP'''

'''25 cents!? BAH! I will pay no such fee! I shall see that The Strong Man flosses his mandibles with your spine!'''

The Strong Man shall do no such thing, Sir Strong Bad, as we have locked him up in our re-re-reinforced steel holding facilities. You must now pay a '''50'''-cent extension fee to release him.

'''CURSES! Foiled again!'''

Yes, all is going according to plan... wait, Strong Man, what are you doing with that comically oversized mallet? AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhh <nowiki>*hits me over head with mallet*</nowiki> you'll...never...get...away...with...this...<nowiki>*faints*</nowiki>

'''Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! They called me a buffoon for inventing that comically oversized mallet! But who has the last laugh now? Me! Sir Strong Bad! Yes... Now I simply must find a use for this comically oversized powder-puff! MAKE-UP!'''

Hey, Sir Strong Bad. Want to let you know that in the future, a show called [[wikipedia:Family Guy|Family Guy]] will steal your joke and use the comically oversized powderpuff. Play me away, Donny!

'''You must excuse me now! I must go give a certain [[wikipedia:Seth MacFarlane|Seth MacFarlane]] the whats for, for making off with my humorous dialogue! CURSE HIM!'''

Dear 1936 man,
I am the new ruler of Mars, having just obtained the rank of [[User:RadSkat3|RadSkat3]]. I have sole access to Earth's resources including the internet. I would like to learn more about 1936. Please leave a message on my message board which you can find by clicking the blue text with my rank on it above. Thank you, Sir Strong Bad, master of shinanigans.

'''I have given you a well thought out list of information on your talk page!'''

==A letter bearing the seal of the royal house of Sweden==
To the illustrious Sir Strong Bad, peer of the realm, Free Country USA: 
     Permit me to introduce myself as AbdiViklas, heir to the throne of Sweden. I am pleased to say I received your telegrammaparcel promptly and in the best of health. May I be the first to wish you joy of your arrival upon our gladsome shores! It is my fervent wish that you be nourished with the sweet milk of humankindness at the nurturing bosom of the glorious motherland, strengthening daily 'til you have tasted of the fierce draught of freedom flowing in the plenteous bowl of wikidom! 
     If it would be no imposition, might I venture to suggest that you sign your posts with three (or four, as the humor strikes you) tildes, thusly: '''<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>'''? While a flowing, refined hand is a mark of true distinction, the adoption of this expedient electronic signet secures felicities of greater weight and import than your own ease. If properly executed, it renders your signature a link of the utmost clarity from wheresoever you should implement it directly to your user page! Lacking this nicety, I was forced to consult the annals of my "Page History" to ascertain to whom I owed the honor of your correspondence. Three tildes will provide your username, "Sir Strong Bad," while four will add the time and day (as I will demonstrate at the close of this epistle). If, however, you wish your signature to reflect your title and peerage (as who should not?), there is yet a shift that will serve: simply close with '''<nowiki>[[User:Sir Strong Bad]]</nowiki>'''! This ingenious device functions similarly to the solid gold pocket-watch you cherish: the first half, before the '''|''', like the cogs and springs, ensures the proper working of the curious engine; the latter half, like the filigree faceplate, masks and conceals the workings behind a fair facade, and is itself alone visible. 
     Having expended quite enough of my best india ink and your most gracious patience, I beg you will permit me to take my leave of you, only adding in conclusion that, should you have occasion to desire succor or counsel on any matter of the wiki, the resources of the crown of Sweden and my own humble assistance are entirely at your disposal. I remain, as ever, your humble servant, 
     [[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 02:58, 16 November 2005 (UTC)

'''My oh my! However did you manage to type so many letters and sentences without running out of typewriter ink? But I digress... Thank you oh so much, AbdiViklas of Sweden. I, Sir Strong Bad of Free Country USA humbly thank you for your services. Perhaps we could work together in the near future! Well, until next time!'''

'''So long, not buffoon!'''
'''[[User:Sir Strong Bad]] 03:54, 16 November 2005 (UTC)''' (Holy soup bonds! It worked!)

==A Telegramaphonic Reply ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I recivied your message earlier today '''STOP'''

I would be delighted to make your aquaintance '''STOP'''

Please contact me again to confirm agreement '''STOP'''

With quite a few regards,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 17, Nov. 2005

P.S.-Please continue to plummit those less fortunate than you '''STOP'''

'''I say, we are thrilled to have your acquaintanceship within our pack of meddling scoundrels, Sir Rula! In enough time, you too could be a scoundrel like us!'''

===A Telegramophonic Follow-up!===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I relish that fateful day '''STOP'''

Please inform me of your future mishaps '''STOP'''

Also, tell that rather dapper swindler The Sneak to continue pushing The Homestar Runner of his flying machine '''STOP'''

I bid you good tidings '''STOP'''

Sincerely,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov 2005

'''Yes, The Sneak is quite the phenom when it comes to foiling The Homestar Runner's plans! Bwa ha ha! In fact, I think The Homestar Runner has once again taken my cheese melting device without consent. Curses! I shall show him whats for!'''

===Yet another telegramophonic follow-up!===

Yes, you go give him the whats for! '''STOP'''

You and I think very much alike, I see '''STOP'''

Also, have you ever thought of using The Sneak's cumbustable propreties to power your horselessly-drawn carrige? '''STOP'''

Inquisitively,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

P.S.-How did you enjoy my viewable electronic page? '''STOP'''

'''Yes, The Homestar Runner now has the whats for dripping from his ear holes!...? As for The Sneak's explosive properties... you see, his combustions usually occur spontaneously and at random moments, otherwise I would exploit him like a poor sap! Your viewable web page was quite intriguing. I dare say that I am something of an artist myself, you see. What brand of telegramophone do you own? Mine is a Telly 400.'''

===More Replying!===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I'm guessing that you're reffering to my large-eyed self-portrait when you say artistic '''STOP'''

As for the telegramaphone, you are forgetting that I live in the year 2005! '''STOP'''

I use a computating device called the Window XP! '''STOP'''

As for The Sneak's random combustability, perhaps slip him some nitroglycerin! '''STOP'''

Then he'd be exploding non-stop! '''STOP'''

Sincerely,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

'''Oh yes! I oft forget that I am communicating with a gentlemen of the twenty-first century. My apologies. Now what is this about using a WINDOW to communicate electronically!? The future startles me! And what on earth is nitroglycerin!?'''

===And yet.. Another reply.===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

Windows is a brand of computer, a future device that allows one to see what they are doing on a screen! '''STOP'''

Furthermore, nitroglycerin is a material that explodes at the slightest shake! '''STOP'''

I realise that you live in the era where Curly Howard was one of the Three Stooges '''STOP'''

Do you like his work? '''STOP'''

I think that he is very funny '''STOP'''

With regards,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

'''What the deuce is a computer? It sounds like a type of pipe-weed. As for this nitroglycerin you speak of, I would like to get my mitts on a container of that, I would! Where might one find such a container? And yes, I am acquaintances with Curly Howard. We frequent pubs to sneak a nip of hooch quite often, we do.'''

===Last electronic reply!===

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

A computer is a device which allows you to engage in electronic conversations, participate in enjoyment activities, and even do work such as taxes '''STOP'''

Also, I would like to move our chatting over to my page, as your conversation page is getting cramped, while mine is nearly empty '''STOP'''

Sincerely,

[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 18, Nov. 2005

'''Of course! We shall converse in the comfort of your user page!'''

== Another Electronic Reply! ==

Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

How do you deal with the factory buffoon? '''STOP'''

Answer [[User:Another Strong Badian|Here]]! '''STOP'''

Sincerely, President Cold One '''STOP'''

'''Fear not, Sir Cold One. The gang and I have devised a dastardly scheme to deal with the factory buffoon, we have! Others who are interested may read it on the clickable electronic link I have provided [[User:Another Strong Badian|here]]. This will surely leave you satisfied and your factories buffoonless!'''

== User name ==

dear sir strong bad stop i notice that you have the wiki user name of wrestleman stop if you are going to continue to go by sir strong bad then why not put in a request to [[HRWiki:Changing_username|formally change it]] stop it seems like it would be less confusing that way stop sincerely [[User:It's dot com|it's dot com]] (21:09, 18 November 2005 (UTC))

'''An exemplatory idea! I shall jump on that like The Kaiser on a buffet table!'''

hey sir strong bad stop tom has changed your name in the database and i took the liberty of moving your page to its new location stop everything should be good to go stop rock rock on stop sincerely [[User:It's dot com|it's dot com]] (00:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC))

'''Ha Ha! Ha Ha! ********* is no more! For now, I go by by real name, Sir Strong Bad! Sir Dot Com is a technological genius! I shall send him a congratulatory shilling!'''

==An Electronic Reply==

Sir Stong Bad '''Stop'''

I am leaving you an electronic reply as per your request. '''Stop'''

I would be glad to make your aquaintence. '''Stop'''

But first, I feel the need to ask you a question. '''Stop'''

How do you manage the telagramophone whilst wearing gentlemans sport gloves? '''Stop'''

From Homsarroks. '''Stop'''

'''GASP! WHAT!? WHAT IN THE NAME OF SOUP BONDS DID YOU JUST ASK!? THE FINAL STRAW HAS BEEN LAIN! I SHALL SEE THAT THE STRONG MAN INSERTS BAMBOO CHUTES UP EACH OF YOUR FINGER NAILS! CURSES!'''

===An electronic apology!===

My Apologies, Sir Strong Bad. '''Stop'''

I had no wish to incur you wrath. '''Stop'''

I beg forgiveness. '''Stop'''

From Homsarroks. '''Stop'''

P.S. '''Stop'''

Could you be so kind as to ask the Strong Man to remove these chutes from underneath ny fingernails? '''Stop'''

'''Fine! I shall allow my kinder state to manage this situation... for now! But if one was to inquire about my telegramaphonic managing a second time, OH, WOULD MY BISCUITS BE BURNT!'''

== Acquaintances ==

Why... hello '''Stop'''

I bid ''you'' hello from 2005 '''Stop'''

I see that you have been wanting to meet alot of peoples acquaintances '''Stop'''

If you really want to get to know people from around here, then you could simply go to [[HRWiki:IRC channel|The Chat Channel]] '''Stop'''

Hope to see you there some time '''Stop'''

{{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 03:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC)

'''I hope my Telly 400 is up to the task of handling online chatting progrums!'''

== New messages indicator ==

when we upgraded to mediawiki one point five it introduced a bug in the way the system handles the new messages indicator stop currently the only way to get the message to go away is to click unwatch at the top of your talk page stop this is necessary even if you yourself are the one who edits the page stop we have done what we can to make sure the people who design the software are aware of the problem and we hope they will give us a patch to fix it soon stop yours sincerely [[User:It's dot com|it's dot com]] (03:19, 19 November 2005 (UTC))

'''Mercy me! Thank you for the electronic tip! You are a being of great knowledge! I bid you thanks!'''

== Hey there Sir Strong bad stop ==

I got Your electronic message! '''Stop'''.

Let get to Know each other,'''stop''':

1.what is you real namem,'''stop'''?

2.what do you do for a living,'''stop'''?

3.How did you find me,'''stop'''?

Do you happen t Know It's dot com,'''stop''', Heimstern Läufer, '''stop''', or AbdiViklas, '''stop'''?

Hoping you send me reply,'''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC) '''stop'''

'''I have sent you a telegramophonic reply! As if one would have a reply to "What is your real namen?" anyways...'''

===An electronic mistake!===

Dear sir strong bad '''stop'''

You've made a mistake '''stop'''

I'm no lady '''stop'''

I'm a Macedonian, which is why may name can trick people '''stop'''

Nikolce is macedonian for Nick '''stop'''

But you can call me Nicholas if you wish '''stop'''

I bid you good day, i do '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:42, 20 November 2005 (UTC) '''stop'''

Ps:
Dear Sir Strong Bad stop
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst
wearing gentleman's sport gloves? stop
signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth

'''I beg your forgiveness, Sir Kocovski... worth. I actually caught my mistake but at that particular moment, my telegramophone began to make strange noises and emit foul odors. What was one to do but to wait it out? And if I didn't know you better, I would be forced to subject you to a proper thrashing due to your last comment!'''

I forgive you Sir strong bad '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:53, 20 November 2005 (UTC) '''stop'''

'''Hurrah!'''

== Greetings! ==

Sir Strong Bad STOP 
I bid you greetings from the year 2005 GO 
I received your message loud and clear RED LIGHT 
and have taken it upon myself to issue you a reply LOOK OUT 
I see that you have impeccable taste in modern websites THERE'S A COP 
and have thusly gained my respect OH GREAT 
I wish you well, and I look forward HE'S PULLING ME OVER 
to speaking with you soon SORRY OFFICER 
Yours Truly, KieferSkunk DANG, I GOT A TICKET 

'''I bid you an exhuberant thank you! And if there is anything I can do to help you deal with those law authorities then please send me an electronic reccomendation!'''

== Lost ==

Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

One dollar was found on the dirt road today. '''STOP'''

It costs a mere 10 cents to retreve it and claim as your own. '''STOP'''

Thank you for your time! '''STOP'''

[[User:Stinkoman K|The Stink Man]] '''STOP'''

'''How could one pass up such a bargain? How about you send me the dollar now, and I shall promptly deliver the ten pennies to your address tomorrow?'''

== DELETED ==

Double Post '''DELETED!'''

'''And in such a timely manner as well.'''

== I Need a Caper! ==

Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I come to you under the direst of dire situations! '''STOP'''

Election day has come up in My Country, USA. '''STOP'''

And Senator Warm One has just announced his candidacy for MY presidency! '''STOP'''

Thusly, I turn to you, and your massive ability to pull a caper, as my last resort. '''STOP'''

I need The Strong Man to bludgeon this fool senator with any and all blunt objects available. '''STOP'''

Meanwhile, the Sneak must dig up any and all dirt on this buffoon, even if said dirt is fully fabricated. '''STOP'''

Then you must give him the what-for! '''STOP'''

Succeed, and you shall receive a handsome reward in the form of seventy-four thousand nine hundred ninty-one dollars and thirty-three cents. '''STOP'''

As well as your own cabaret of beautiful dancing girls. '''STOP'''

Cordially, President Cold One '''STOP'''

'''Sir One, you need not fret over such a simple task! Fortunately for you, I am a Coldublican, not a Warmocrat. The Strong Man is gathering any an all blunt, senator-bludgeoning objects at this time. The Sneak has been browsing the world wide web in search for any threatening information on this Senator Warm One. And as for me, I have prepared a well thought out list of what for-isms to present to the offending buffoon. Although, we have hit one minor snag... we reside in the year 1938, while you sustain in the year 2005! Curses! What is one to do?'''

== Dear Sir ==

Dear Sir Strong bad '''STOP'''

What became of your gold pants? '''STOP'''

I would like to propose a trade '''STOP'''

Your pants for my water soup '''STOP'''

Cordially,
{{User:Benol/sig}}

'''Oh, but you forget yourself, lad! My tiny waist prevented the golden slacks from remaining above my ankles so I had no use for purchasing them. So, I'm afraid it's curtains for your request! As if I would agree to a trade requesting gold slacks for a filthy can of water soup anyways!'''

== The football player ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

Who is the football player? '''STOP'''

Is he the sneak's ball playing partner? '''STOP'''

Punch The Sneak for me,
{{User:Benol/sig}}

'''Sir B, it appears as though you do not know the full story behind the said "football player". The football playing lad was merely filling in for me while I was stealing The Homestar Runner's cow emblazoned electronic lighting device. I had previously owed The Sneak a swift kick in the Sneak and he was merely completing my aformentioned task.'''

== Old-Timey The Paper...Sorta ==

http://www.strongfans.com/old-timey_paper.PNG {{clear}}
Greetings. I was just sending you an electronic posting to inquire if Sir Strong Bad might luxuriate in this modern edition of The Paper. Hope you enjoy the intellectual nourishment. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 01:36, 25 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Sir Paper, you are the kindest chap to ever please me with your deeds! I thank you in the most gracious manner!'''

== Greetings '''stop''' ==

Greetings there sir strong bad '''stop'''

How have you been(how would you write this in your way?) '''stop'''

Do you know about Wikipedia '''stop'''

see you soon '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 11:18, 25 November 2005 (UTC)

Ps: How do you manage the telegramaphone whilst wearing gentelmans sports gloves?

'''stop'''
signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth.

'''Yes, but of course one of my superior intellect knows about the electronic Wikipedia database! I frequent it quite often!'''
'''PS. ONE MORE GENTLEMEN'S SPORT GLOVE CRACK AND I SHALL HAVE THE STRONG MAN BLUDGEON EACH OF YOU INTO SUBMISSION WITH AN ADDING MACHINE!'''

Foriginess please '''stop'''

i just never ment to make fun of you,'''stop'''

He made me do it, i think '''stop'''

ps: How do you say ps in your way '''stop'''?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:40, 27 November 2005 (UTC) ....worth.

'''Need you not worry, Sir Kocovskiworth, no bludgeonings will come to you anytime soon. As for your inquiry, in 1938, instead of "ps" one would say, "on an unrelated topic...". I hope that leaves you inquiriless as well as bludgeonless!'''

==just er... saying hi==
:HI SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' DO NOT WORRY, FOR I AM NOT ASKING A QUESTION ABOUT SPORTING GLOVES '''STOP''' I WAS AT A QUITE MODERN-ISH STORE CALLED 7-11, AND I SAW A PACKET OF "SIR SICKLY SAMS FLAVOR-TASTE STYLE CHEWING POWDERS" '''STOP''' I WAS WONDERING IF YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS AWFUL COMPANY '''STOP''' I SEE THAT SICKLY SAM SEEMS TO BE A BRETHERIN OF YOURS '''STOP''' I WOULD GIVE HIM A JOLLY GOOD POUNDING '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''WHO-WHA!? Sir Sickly Sam!? Curse him! Sir Bubsty, I swear that I would give that cad a jolly good pounding if it weren't for the fact that I have already killed him. Yes... It seems that younger siblings are a hindrance even in their afterlives. CURSES!'''

'''Umm... On a side note, Sir Bubsty... How was his chewing powder? Does it compare to my own?'''

I NEVER TRIED IT '''STOP''' I COMPLETELY REFUSED TO BUY IT '''STOP''' I HATE THAT BLASTED SICKLY SAM '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''You, Sir Bubsty... just bought yourself an honorary gang member induction!'''

OOH, THAT RULES '''STOP''' THANK YOU VERY MUCH '''STOP''' YOU HAVE EARNED YOURSELF A PLACE IN MY "FAVORITE USERS" SECTION '''STOP'''

SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Hooray! My reputation grows! Sir Strong Bad will soon not only rule the year 1938, but 2005 as well! Bwa ha ha ha!'''

==Some little questions==
Dear, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP''' 
Here is some little questions: '''STOP''' 
1. Has you some time play football? '''STOP''' 
2. How did you seen out when you was a baby? '''STOP''' 
3. How did you think you came's to seen out when you are wery old? '''STOP'''

[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]
Sweden

'''For Sir Viklas. Hi?'''

'''1. Prehaps! I'm've was to make football often times. Play? Know. Best football results twice again.'''

'''2. Every age I have seen out as a baby. I think I has the solution: width times height.'''

'''3. As a wery old, I can fathom the scene to be with me. Looking always as I ever did. It was not came's. He borrowed mine.'''

'''Okay, Viklas, one would certainly wish that would answer your questions. I do believe that we're on the same page. Unfortunately, yours has a large F on it.'''

'''— Sir Stark Dålig'''

== ssb_telegram 22 ==

Greetings, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP'''

I am from England. '''STOP'''

What are your thoughts on
the English? '''STOP'''

Many thanks, '''STOP'''

{{User:The Chort/sig}} '''STOP'''

'''What do I think about the English, huh!? OH! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK ABOUT THE ENGLISH!!!... I think their muffins are exemplatory!'''

==A Question==
How did you find me? '''STOP'''

I was just curious.'''STOP'''

Farewell,'''STOP'''

"Sir Rroks"'''STOP'''

'''I believe I stumbled upon your name on the "recent changes" electronic page.'''

==Chiaroscuro==
Your new sig looks fabulous in evening-formal black and white... '''S r t o g a'''. If a bit bewildering. (Say hi to Jr. Toga for me!) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 04:46, 28 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Bwa Ha Ha Ha! You are quite a funny man! I believe you may have just earned yourself an honorary member induction!!'''

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}
:DEAR MR. BAD '''STOP'''
YOUR SIG IS VERY WONDERFUL (I TRIED SAYING THAT IN 1930-ISH, BUT IT DIDN'T COME OUT WELL) '''STOP'''
I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT ''TWO'' OF YOUR GANG MEMBERS ARE SWEDISH '''STOP'''
BEFORE I MOVED TO A CITY (I BELIEVE IT WAS A TOWN IN YOUR DAY) CALLED SEATTLE '''STOP'''
I LIVED IN SWEDEN '''STOP'''
SIGNED,
SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''I apologize profusely Sir Bubsty! I shall update your electronic section at once!'''

NO NO '''STOP''' IT WASN'T DIRECTED TO BE RUDE '''STOP''' IT WAS JUST A COMMENT '''STOP''' YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ADD ANYTHING '''STOP''' SORRY FOR POORLY EXPLAINING WHAT I MEANT TO SAY '''STOP'''
SIGNED,
SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''I knew. I simply wish for all of my acquaintances to be satisfied!'''

SUIT YOURSELF, BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE OR CHANGE ANYTHING IT WAS MERELY A "FUN FACT" '''STOP'''
SIGNED,
SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

:Sorry to interrupt, but I just wanted to alert you that I've finally [[User talk:AbdiViklas#An electronic request!|replied]] to your message! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 05:19, 30 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Sorry, Sir Viklas. I've grown rather attached to the Swedish Fish.'''
:Cool; so have I. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 05:58, 3 December 2005 (UTC)

== NYU Talk ==

Haldo '''STOP'''

I'm wondering '''STOP'''

Do you know the transcripts of any of the cartoons '''STOP'''

From the NYU talk because i would like to know '''STOP'''

[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|NOT Billy Bob Bob]] 21:36, 28 November 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

'''Umm... I'm not entirely sure what you're asking me here. If your asking me if I know the transcripts of the accursed "Homestar Runner" cartoons then I must say yes. Curse that armless buffoon! I also know the trancripts of all of the famed "Strong Bad E-mails"! Fantastic job, my doppleganger!'''
:I think what you're looking for is [[NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005|this]], NBBB. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 19:19, 29 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Oh, I get what'chur talking about now! And, I'm afraid I do not know the transcripts, for I was not there! It took place in 2005! I had been long dead!'''

== a request to you sir ==

Dear Sir Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I have a confoundment for you to solve '''STOP'''

Do you remove your facial headgear and gentelman's sports gloves before you go to bed? '''STOP'''

Stinkfully yours,
{{User:Benol/sig}}

'''You buffoon! Unless you were to deliver me a hacksaw then I couldn't do such a task!'''

== A reply ==

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject: Moustache</div>Ummm.... Thanks for that moustache half. It's kinda cool, I guess. I really have no use for it, sooo... ummm... thanks anyways.

 Strong Bad</blockquote>

'''No problem, my doppleganger! And you had better thank me for those exemplatory genes that I passed on to you as well!'''

== Greetings sir strong bad '''stop''' ==

Hello and greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

how has yon been '''stop'''

Do you happen to own a contraption in the year 2001 called an Xbox '''stop'''

on an unrelated topic: how would you say, "see ya later"?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:00, 30 November 2005 (UTC)

'''Unfortunately, Sir Kocovskiworth, I do not. Software companies such as Nintendo and Sony are closer to me than those such as Microsoft. And instead of "see ya later", one could say "I'll converse with you at a later hour."'''
== once again, greetings sir strong bad ==
:HI THERE SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I WAS WONDERING HOW JR. TOGA WAS DOING '''STOP''' AND WHO THE CRAP HE IS '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Jr. Toga is feeling horrendous! As I have just had the Strong Man bludgeon him with a ground exhuming device! Jr. Toga is the nick name I gave my younger sibling, Sickly Sam.'''

:I SEE '''STOP''' TELL HIM HE IS A DUMB AND CRAPPY GUY PLEASE '''STOP'''
SINCERELY, SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Hello. This is Sickly Sam. It's people like you that have driven me into following through with suicGF&#RHP!($#&G BSJBK OW! STOP IT! JKLWGli73)(*%#YT'''

'''Sorry about that Sir Bubsty. That was just Jr. Toga. Mercy! What a buffoon!'''

== Hey there Sir Strong bad '''stop''' ==

How has yon been doing, let me ask a couple of questions'''STOP''':

1. Do you now a fellow by the name of bubsty? '''Stop'''

2.what be your favourite toon? ''stop'''

3.where does yous reside in?'''stop'''

"on an unrelated topic..." How do you say holy crap

"I'll converse with you at a later hour."

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:51, 3 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Things are going just smoothly down here in the olden eras. How is it going for you? Swimmingly, I hope. Yes, I do know the fellow Sir Bubsty! He is quite a swell person. My favorite toon be "That a Ghost". I reside in Free Country USA in the year 1938! And although my doppleganger says "holy crap", I prefer to say "holy soup bonds!".'''

'''And as a reward for your gestures, you have earned a spot in my electronic Honorary Members section! Hurray for you!'''

==Suggestion for Gang pics==
Pardon the interruption and nevermind the bullocks, but I noticed the bios of your Gang Members and their portraits don't line up so well. You could get them to by adding ''<nowiki>{{clear}}</nowiki>'' at the end of each paragraph! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 03:14, 4 December 2005 (UTC)

'''SIR VIKLAS YOU ARE A COMPUTER GENIUS MAN! Let's do some manner of stylish jig for the computer genius man!'''

== Bottom ten ==

Greetings my kind friend, i got your message and i was overjoyed when i saw that you put me down as your "Honorary Gang Members" '''stop''' thank you.

Might as you of something, kind sir, what be your bottom ten '''stop'''?

ps: how would you say, "your bottom ten'' in your way?

signed: Sir Kocovski....worth.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:31, 4 December 2005 (UTC)

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}''''s''' '''Bottom 10 is as follows...'''

'''10. This is a simple one. Dry garment contests. Blast! What a waste of H20!'''

'''9. That horrible painting in The Strong Man's living quarters that's been there since were tykes.'''

'''8. Telegramoparcels with more than 1 fwd: or re: in the subject line. Curses! I can't even open the cursed things!'''

'''7. Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food. Such as Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Nibblins.'''

'''6. The foul stench of wet The Sneak'''

'''5. Um... Let's see here...not... pigeons... They consume bread crumbs.'''

'''4. Oh yes! There was this one time that I had to engage in the hugging of a tree. Curses!'''

'''3. Giving parsnip-themed desserts dangerous names.'''

'''2. Songs that try to pass off "Doo wacka doo wacka doos" as legit lyrics.'''

'''And number one on''' {{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}''''s''' '''Bottom 10 is...'''

'''1.''' '''BUFFOONS!'''

== Sorry sir strong bad '''stop''' ==

I recently got your electronic message, '''stop'''

it kinda sound like your mad at me for asking that question bottem ten, '''stop'''

so please forgive me if i made you upset '''stop'''

i'll converse with you at a later hour, i'm sorry

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:04, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Sir Kocovskiworth, you were in no way upsetting me! It just took my a while to answer is all. One would suppose I should word things better. My apologies!'''

== Accomplice ==

Dear Sir STOP

I would like to join your gang STOP

--{{User:Benol/sig}} 21:31, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

'''I see. It would be an honor to have you aboard. But first you must answer me this! What type of service would you provide for our meddling gang of skinflints?'''

---Insert cheap compliment to '''Sir Strong Bad''' here---

How about I put another Bengal tiger in The Kaiser's latrine? The Sneak's wasn't large enough.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 12:39, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

P.S. I would like this picture used: [[Image:coachz1936.png]]

'''You've got it, Sir B!'''

== Zeppelin warning ==

DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP I AM CONTACTING YOU TO WARN YOU ABOUT ERRANT ZEPPELINS STOP I KNOW A JOLLY OLD CHAP WHO LOST A RATHER NASTY FIGHT WITH ONE OF THESE HELIUM-FILLED MENACES STOP TAKE CARE THAT YOU AND YOUR ESTEEMED BAND OF ROUSTABOUTS KEEP ON THE LOOKOUT STOP YOURS TRULY STOP [[User:Homestar Coder|THE HOMESTAR PRODUCER OF SMALL PUNCHED CARDS USED TO RUN NEWFANGLED THINKING MACHINES]]

'''I dare say, Lady Producer of Small Punched Cards to Run Newfangled Thinking Machines, I too know an unfortunate sap who was foiled by the spontaneous combustion of a zeppelin! That dapper jackanapes The Sneak is the sir I am referring to. He tried to manage a heist aboard one of those newfangled transporting machines and ended up with a mouth full of ashes! Thanks for the heads up, Lady P.O.S.P.C.U.T.R.N.T.M!'''

[[Image:Sneak_Head_Explosion1.PNG|center|220px]]

DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIMELY REPLY STOP I WOULD LIKE TO BRING IT TO YOUR ATTENTION THAT I AM IN FACT A LADY AND NOT A PARTICULARLY PRANCY LAD IN A GHASTLY WIG STOP I ASSUME THAT THE SNEAK WAS NOT MUCH HARMED BY THE UNFORTUNATE ZEPPELIN ACCIDENT GIVEN HIS UNUSUAL HOBBY OF EXPLODING STOP GIVE THE SNEAK MY GOOD REGARDS STOP [[User:Homestar Coder|THE HOMESTAR PRODUCER OF SMALL PUNCHED CARDS USED TO RUN NEWFANGLED THINKING MACHINES]]

'''I beg your forgiveness LADY Coder. I actually knew that you were indeed, female. I even read your electronic user page. I am just so used to answering telegramoparcels belonging to lads that it has become second nature for me to include "SIR" in any and all user names! My apologies!'''

No problem STOP If you want to refer to me as "SIR" I won't take any offense STOP [[User:Homestar Coder|Obnoxiously long old-timey username]]

== question and forgiveness ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

i read your telegramaparcel about you saying sorry and apology accepted '''stop'''

anyway onto business ''stop'''

i have a couple of question:

1.don't you think the actual article of sir strong bad should also say stuff about you?

2. Have you every had a bullying problem in school?

in an unrelated topic: do you know Heimstern Läufer?

i'll converse with you at a later hour.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:16, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

:No article in a Main namespace should reference or direct to a user. Except in the rare case of a Strong Bad Email sent in by a Wiki user, or a Fanstuff sent in by a Wiki user. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:24, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Bwa Ha Ha! A quite noble idea indeed, but as my chap Sir Lapper here says, I can do no such thing. And as for you second inquiry... You see, many saps had taken a disliking to me during my schoolboy days, due to my quick comebacks and clever jabs. But fortunately for me, The Strong Man (or The Strong Boy, at the time) was able to pummell any being who attempted to so much as graze my husky dome! If one such as yourself in experiencing a bullying conundrum, then allow me to have the Strong Man bludgeon the buffoon with a battering ram!'''

== Sirs STOP ==

Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

How should one simple carpet bagger '''STOP'''

Hope to make it to you mighty List of Sirs '''STOP'''

List of Sirs is my word for you changing '''STOP'''

User names in to Old Timy style names '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 21:02, 8 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

P.S. '''STOP'''

If you accpt me into you Sirs '''STOP'''

Please use this... '''STOP'''

[[Image:bossman.png]] '''STOP'''

Image for me! '''STOP'''

'''I see. It would be an honor to have you aboard. But first you must answer me this! What type of service would you provide for our meddling gang of skinflints?'''

---Insert cheap compliment to {{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}} here---

== Feeling down ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

how have you been, i've doing great except on wikipedia.

To tell you the truth i've been feeling down, so i'll tell you whats be bothering me, but at a later hour. Right now there a lot of tv shows for me to watch, so ask me about it later, okay.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:50, 9 December 2005 (UTC) ....worth

'''Oh, I dare say, I too have several radio-mystery progrums I need to engage in the listening to as well.'''

== an electronic reply ==

Dear, Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

If I'm accepted in to you gang '''STOP'''

I will give 3 sevises '''STOP'''

1. I will bring the Sneak to the Panama Canal to do the Hully Gully '''STOP'''

2. I will sort papers to be fired or fired '''STOP'''

3. I will steal all of Fat Duddly hooch for the gang on a special acasion '''STOP'''

Sirly, {{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 16:48, 9 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

'''You sir, just bought yourself a gang induction!'''

== a question for you... ==

What's up man? I've got a question...
What's the best thing you've ever seen, done, or eaten?
I want to know the answer.
--{{User:The 386/sig}} 20:36, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

'''As a matter of fact Sir 386, I have one answer for all three of those electronic inquiries. And that answer is... The only episode ever recorded of the short-lived TOMMY DORSEY cartoon series! Only one episode was ever created and it was... cancelled before the first commercial-advertisement break. CURSES!'''

I could tell by what you said. If I want to be a member, I have to...
1. Torture The Homestar Runner,
2. Kidnap his girlfriend,
3. Give The Sneak his helping.
What do you think? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:18, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Well, you see, I am quite capable of torturing the Homestar Runner myself. (although I can never have too much help). But answer me this! What could we do with The Homestar Runner's girlfriend? Could we tie her to some train tracks? And I feel extra egotistical and dapper today, so I may need another cheap compliment. BWA HA HA!'''

Well how bout this... I will place her over a very hot pit of molten lava, with her suspended up there. How would you figure? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:32, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Yes, sounds good. And one final question. What rank would you consider yourself in my gang? For example, I am the "Brains". The Sneak is "The Thief". And The Strong Man is "The Brawn". (And you can't use any of those ranks).'''

You just made me part of the telagram recieving, man! --{{User:The 386/sig}} 02:02, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

'''All right, I shall update the page when the rest of the gang responds to the same question.'''

== Good day ==

Greetings there sir strong bad '''stop'''

i am feeling fantastic now that this is saturday '''stop'''

you can converse with me now, my shows are over for now. '''stop'''

i bid you good tiddings(does this mean goodbye?) '''stop'''

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 23:46, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

'''That's fantastic news! Luckily for me, it is still Friday where I reside! Feel free to converse away, Sir Kocovskiworth! (And yes, good tidings basically means "I wish you the best of luck")'''

==An electronic ranking like thing!==
:GREETINGS SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I RECIEVED YOUR ELECTRONIC MESSAGE '''STOP''' FOR A RANK, I HONESTLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT RANK I SHOULD BE '''STOP''' PROBABLY LIKE, THE ANNOYING GUY '''STOP''' SOMETHING LIKE THAT '''STOP'''
:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Got it!'''

I too got your telegramaparcel '''STOP'''

I think that I should be "The Information Giver" or "The Speed Unit" '''STOP'''

That is because I have much knowledge of the world and I go through Wikipages so fast, even I'm not sure how I do it! '''STOP'''

Sincerely yours,

{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}}

== Rank ==

I belive I would be the theifbrainbrawns of the group. '''STOP'''

--{{User:Benol/sig}} 13:48, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

I'm not sure you can do that, Coach B. '''STOP'''

{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}}

== rank ==

Dear, Boss '''STOP'''

this reply is about you inquireie of ranks '''STOP'''

If I was a rank I would be '''The Age''' '''STOP'''

Because I'm (in the gang not real life) the oldest one '''STOP'''

But thats not very good so I need a little help '''STOP'''

Thinking of what I am '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 15:32, 10 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

==A Modern Telogrammothingy!==

Hello again, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP''' 
It is I, Sir Rroks! '''STOP''' 
I wish to inquire as to your present state of health! '''STOP''' 
Are you well? '''STOP''' 
If not, please say hello to Sir Pietimer for me! '''STOP''' 
Bafoonishly yours, '''STOP''' 
Sir {{User:Homsarroks/sig}}'''STOP''' 

An Electronic P. S. '''STOP''' 
I wish to inform you that I would gladly assist you and your band of miscreants in any way possible if I am made a gang member! '''STOP''' 
I would happily help you with your telogrammophonic managing!'''STOP''' 
You may use any picture for me, but I would like you to use this one!'''STOP''' 
[[Image:Homsar_Old_timey_bandit.PNG]]

Thank you for reading thus far! '''STOP''' 

'''WOAH! That has to be the greatest picture-ma-drawin' I've ever seen! You may be inducted into my electronic gang for creativity alone if you tell me what rank you would like to go by!'''

==The '''I bring you thanks!''' award==
[[Image:Thankyouposter.PNG|thumb|Sorry it's not in b/w!]]
:HI SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' FOR HAVING A COOL IDEA AND BEING NICE I GIVE YOU THE '''''I BRING YOU THANKS AWARD''''' '''STOP''' THANKS FOR BEING COOL '''STOP'''
:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''I bid you a thank you of the highest regard! You sir, are a true gang member if there ever was one!'''

== Greetings! ==

Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

I have recently gotten your ten pennies to my door '''STOP'''

Therefore, I have sent you the one whole dollar on your request '''STOP'''

New information says that one dollar is worth one hundred pennies! '''STOP'''

Take wonderful care of that dollar and all of the bountiful money is yours! '''STOP'''

Sincerely,

[[User:Stinkoman K|The Stink Man]]

'''Uhh... I say umm... I never recieved the dollar, per se... Yeah... So I'm going to need another one. In a timely manner as well.'''

== How are you? ==

hey there sir strong bad '''stop'''

how have you been this fine couple of days '''stop'''

might i ask,: what is your intrest outside of Homestar runner?

I'll converse with you at a later hour.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:46, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Ha! An interest in The Homestar Runner? That buffoon gives me nothing but grief!... Oh. OH! You mean besides FOILING THE PLANS of The Homestar Runner, don't you? Oh, yes. Well, besides that buffoon, I also enjoy piloting flying machines and provoking zeppelins into combusting!'''

== Nikolce Kocovski's rank ==

Greetings again '''stop'''

i recently read my talk page messages, you've asked me what rank am i in your gang,correct?

anyway, i can't be "brains,thief or brawns", hmmmmm, i normally would be suited for "support" you know if a man goes down i charge in and help out, i guess or i can be the computer guy (the computer brain or tech guy) or i could be something else, reply me what ranks are there? i could be best suited for "tech guy"?

sir [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:55, 11 December 2005 (UTC) .......worth.

'''Or perhaps "tech support"? Bwa Ha Ha Ha!'''

are you making fun of me?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:22, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''What? Of course not. You said "the tech guy" and then "support". If you put them both together, it makes "tech support", the chaps you call if you're having technical problems.'''

i'm sorry, i get a bit overriacted(sp) but your sounds perfect for me, i'm a '''''TECH SUPPORT'''', sorry if i said ot out loud?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:47, 12 December 2005 (UTC)

== Heil Sir Stark Schlecht! ==

Es lebe Sir Stark Schlecht '''STOPP'''

It is my strong hope that all is well for you and that no [[The Kaiser|Kaisers]] are flummoxing your plans '''STOPP'''.

But if they are, I will be glad to defeat them with my rapier wit and facility in the tongue of the Weimar Republic '''STOPP'''

I'll give them what for such as they've never dreamt of '''STOPP'''

May none query how you use the telegammophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves so long as Rockefeller's monocle sits on his eyeball, '''STOPP'''

Hochachtungsvoll 
Herr {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:07, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Greetings, Sir Läufer! Such kind gestures insure you a comfortable position in my gang of jackanapes if you were to answer me this. What was my original electronic username? I must see if you truly know '''{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}'''!'''

:Finding such information proved easier than stealing [[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]] from an infant! For in November of 1936 (or 2005, it is uncertain which), you changed your name from '''********'''! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:27, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''HOLY SOUP BONDS! You sir, know me like The Sneak knows the blueprints of the Fluffy Puff labor mill! To tell you the truth, I never doubted your knowledge. I just kinda have to crack down a little nowadays. Now all I need from a chap such as yourself is a B/W telegramopicture of what you would like your electronic profile to depict and your preferred ranking!'''

:You flatter me, edler Herr Stark Schlecht. I regretfully state that my skill at telegramophotography is nil: I know nothing about retreiving images or draining from them the color. I would gladly have a picture of Homestar Runner wearing lederhosen for my appearance, but I know not how to provide you such an image in B/W. One called "Image:homestaryodle" exists on the Wiki in color. I have thought of an exemplary rank for myself, however. I shall be called the '''Doppelgänger''', should that please you. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:49, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Well, Sir Läufer, I can convert the telegramopicture "homestaryodle" into a black and white one, but unfortunately, I can only save it as an electronic jpeg file. CURSES! What is one to do?'''

Perhaps until another brilliant idea comes to one of us, we could use the national flag of Germany, rather as you did with Sir Nikolce's flag of Macedonia, if you are able to do that. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:05, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''An exemplatory idea!'''

I uploaded a black and white version of Image:homestaryodle for you guys. You can find it at Image:homestaryodlebw.PNG. Sorry for this reply not being in Old-Timey form. It's too early for me to think that much. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 16:53, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

:Hallo, Sir Stark Schlecht:

:I am so pleased that I have joined your gang as Doppelgänger! I do wish to observe, however, that the word should be capitalized and that the "a" needs an umlaut. I imagine you could copy and paste is from how I've written it on this talk page. I just wanted to ensure that your page's use of the Deutsch langugage is impeccable, and that no Weimar carpetbaggers will laugh at you. Respectfully, Herr {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:00, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

== A Message From Sir Rroks! ==

Sir Strong Bad! '''Stop''' 
I would be glad to be your personal telogrammophonic assistant! '''Stop''' 
I will also clean up after The Sneak when his head bursts asunder! '''Stop''' 
If you wish to have me undertake any further duties, you have only to inform me of your wishes! '''Stop''' 
From Sir Rroks. '''Stop''' 

== gang member image ==

Would you like this image?

[[Image:the_ghost.PNG|thumb|]]

--{{User:The 386/sig}} 18:04, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''Fine by me!'''

== Idea! '''STOP''' ==

Dear, Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I have an idea '''STOP'''

The gang should '''STOP'''

Work on makeing more stuff '''STOP'''

Like: Mottos, or sympols to represent our gang '''STOP'''

and maybe even a balled of the honoray gang '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 19:45, 11 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

'''Why, I think you may be on to something, Sir Not Bob. Perhaps if we all collaborated we could come up with something dastardly yet inviting. View the section below.'''

==An electronic forum==

'''Anybody with a good motto or symbol can post it here'''

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}

Okay so I've got a motto it's a little cheesey but here it goes '''STOP'''

"Were as '''OLD''' School as you can get" '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 22:33, 11 December 2005 (UTC) '''STOP'''

How 'bout "Sir Strong Bad's Dappler Swindlers" for our gang name?--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:44, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

'''They all sound superb. If we had some sort of symbol-ma-drawin' we'd be in business!'''

Dear Boss,

THE HECK WITH A SYMBOL-MA-DRAWIN' '''STOP'''

I've got somthing much better '''STOP'''

[[Image:gang logo.gif]] '''STOP'''

Dapperly (but not even close to as much as you)
[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|SIR NOT BOB]] '''STOP'''

'''Goodness, Sir Not Bob! That's spectacular! My respect for you has risen!'''

Thank You Boss, '''STOP'''

May I inquire about my logo-ma-animate '''STOP'''

Will it be shown on your electronic user page? '''STOP'''

[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|SIR NOT BOB]] '''STOP'''

'''Why, Sir Not Bob, it's been on my electronic user page for quite a long time now. Give it a gander.'''

== AN IMAGE FOR YOU! ==

DEAR SIR '''STOP'''

I MADE AN IMAGE FOR YOU '''STOP'''

HERE IT IS: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/sirbad.jpg

[[User:Benol|SIR B]]

THIS IMAGE IS COOL TOO! '''STOP'''

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/6397.jpg

[[User:Benol|SIR B]]

'''HOLY SOUP BONDS! SIR B! THOSE ARE THE MOST INCREDIBLE PICTURE-MA-DRAWINS' I HAVE EVER LAID MY DAPPER EYES ON! THAT-- HOW DID YOU??? HUBBAH-DUBBAH- WHA!? GENIUS!'''

Are you going to add them, or not???--[[User:Benol|SIR B]]

'''Ahhhhhhhh! Been about a week since I last checked the electronic database! Yeah, whatever Sir B. I'll get right on that.'''

== A Reply from Miss Luvr ==

Sure, I'll convert images into black and white for you. I've got nothing else better to do. Go ahead and send me the images. On the subject of your gang invitation, of course I'd love to be in it. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 18:35, 12 December 2005 (UTC)

== question and drat. ==

Greetigns there sir strong bad '''stop'''

how have you been '''stop'''

i've been doing great since where i'm from,it's the school holidays '''stop'''

Can i ask you something, how do you make the images in your user page black? '''stop'''

About my heading drat, the reason i call it that, is because i've been having some problems on wikipedia, ask me it later, please?

i bid you good tiddings '''stop'''

signed: Lord [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 00:33, 17 December 2005 (UTC)....worth

'''Greetings, sir Kocovskiworth! Been about a week since I last checked the electronic database. Holidays are no different in 1938! As for your issues, please go to Moss Luvr for your inquiries. She knows all about b/w electronic PNG files.'''

==hi 'dere==
:HELLO SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I HAVE A QUESTION '''STOP'''
IS THERE A 1936 VERSION OF THAT ANNOYING GUY IN OUR TIME NAMED HOMSAR '''STOP'''

:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Oh yes! The Homsar Shuffler! His photograph resides on my electronic user page!'''

== question ==

How has yon been on thjis fine couple of days '''stop'''

i had a fantastic day, over a friends place, playing ps2, then he went to my place and played xbox.

Might i ask something: How do you say "shup up" in your way '''stop'''

in an unrelated topic, i won't say shut up to you, its just that i have a friend in school who wont shut up, i'm trying to come up with different ways to say it.

also: I know its your user page, and i shouldn't ask you hoiw to do it but, on your Honourary gang members, you could write the rank or class as i sometimes call it (Fantasy role-plaing games), that the members are? maybe?

final note, er message, how have you been these couple of days, tell me about it.

Sorry about the sencond question, i bid you a good day Sir [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:49, 22 December 2005 (UTC).....worth.

Sir strong bad, where are you?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:49, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

== Personal images ==

Hey Sir Strong Bad '''stop''' I hope you are having a good Decemberween. I'm writing because I'm noticing something about your images, and I'd like to go ahead and take care of it. Our policy is that each user is allowed to have two large personal images on their page at any one time (not counting images hosted on other servers). Currently, [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=220428 you have six images] that are only in your user space. Please take some steps to bring the image usage in line with our policy. If the other users in your "gang" are willing, you can have them claim one of the images as one of their own and "loan" it to you, but they would need to do so in writing, and it would count against the total number of images they each are allowed to have. I really don't want to make a big deal out of this, but I do want to make sure everything is as fair for everybody as possible, and I'm trying to head off any major complaints before they happen. Thanks for understanding. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:50, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

:''To AbdiViklas, Benol, Bubsty, Heimstern Läufer, Homsarroks, Nikolce Kocovski, Not Billy Bob Bob, and SupremeRulerOfSBadia:''

:I don't want to be overly legalistic about this, but if we're going to have standards, then we'd might as well enforce them, otherwise it's all madness all the time. Basically, Sir Strong Bad has too many personal images and wonders if you will each assume responsibility for your gang picture. Note that (as of this writing):
:*'''Benol''' and '''Bubsty,''' this doesn't apply to you, because the images representing you on Sir Strong Bad's page are general images.
:*'''Abdi, Heimstern,''' and '''Nikolce''' have no personal images (and thus have two to spare).
:*'''Homsarroks''' and '''SupremeRulerOfSBadia''' each have one personal image (and each have one to spare).
:*'''Not Billy Bob Bob''' has three personal images. (Please eliminate one of them. Thanks.)

:Those of you with an image to spare, just leave a note below claiming one from Sir Strong Bad's page (see also the link above). Sir Strong Bad, you should consider the animated gang logo as one of your images. Thanks to everyone for your cooperation. High fives for taking care of this while it's not yet a big problem. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:36, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

It's ok with me to loan an image to Sir Strong Bad. I have no problem.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:32, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

Fine by me. --{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} 25 Dec. 2005

Sorry I'm a few days late to the party. I'll certainly lend one of my slots; I don't have any personal images now and can't really imagine needing more than one any time in the near future. Do I need to download and re-upload it to my userspace, or do we just "count" it as mine? —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 16:59, 28 December 2005 (UTC)

== don't worry ==

Sir strong bad, merry decemberween, how foolish of to think you would answer something very quickly on decemberween. anyway, please don't woorry, i *did* not send a complint, i just sent a suggetion. no hard feeling sir Kocovski....worth [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:34, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
:Erm, so is that a ''yes'' or a ''no'' on your taking [[:Image:Macedonia_B_and_W.jpg|Macedonia_B_and_W.jpg]] as your own? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

its okay, for the flag. i doubt you can find an image that represents me.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:49, 25 December 2005 (UTC)

== I agree! ==

I will take the image as my own so it can stay but mine is from this site dose that make a difference? Any way I'll take 2 of my images off. {{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 15:01, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
:He doesn't mean the bossman image you have to take off. It's the gang logo one that's yours. So you only have to take 1 image off from your user page. Anyway, I know mine doesn't matter, but if I have to take it off or put it on my userpage, I'd be more then happy to. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 16:04, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
::OK. The b/w Doppelgänger image is mine, is mine. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:07, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

'''THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR SUCH DEDICATION! YOU HAVE TRULY PROVEN YOURSELVES ON THIS DAY. MERRY DECEMBERWEEN TO YOU ALL!'''
:THANK YOU SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I WISH YOU A MERRY DECEMBERWEEN AS WELL '''STOP'''
:SIGNED '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

Sorry, I've been a little busy, Soooo...Merry Decemerween!!! --{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}}

== merry christmas ==

Greetings sir strong bad. i just wanted to say merry chrismas (decemberween) and a happy holiday. Also, about my previous message, i can assure you it was no complaint. see you around,don't worry. Thanks for the kind message you sent me since you came, i bid you a good holiday.

merry chrismas (decemberween)
[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:56, 25 December 2005 (UTC)

== Happy new year ==

Happy new year sir strong bad, and all the best for the year.

signed lord [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:45, 1 January 2006 (UTC)....worth

'''Dapper New Years to all of you!'''

== Telegramo...whatever. ==

Greetings, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP'''

This is my first experience with a telegramoparcel, so I hope I have accurately operated this mechanism. '''STOP'''

Dang. '''STOP'''

I eagerly hope that 1939 is pleasurable for you and all of your doppelgangers! '''STOP'''

2006 sure is fun, I guess. <strike>'''GO'''</strike> '''STOP'''

And now I bid you adieu, wonderful Sir Strong Bad. '''STOP'''

{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 19:19, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

==An electronic message! Again!==
:HELLO SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I WISH TO WISH YOU A LATE HAPPY NEW YEAR '''STOP'''
:SIGNED '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

== what do you like mostly about homestar runner? ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop''', how have you been thesew recent holiday events '''stop'''
the query i'm asking you is the title of the page '''stop'''

see you around [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 10:13, 3 January 2006 (UTC)

in an unrelated topic: how do you say "shut up" in your way and have you answered my previous telegramoparecel about the gand?

'''I bid you an exhuberant greeting in the year of 1939! Actually, as of late, I've been feeling rather down. If it wasn't for my Decemberween gifts I received recently, I fear I would hit rock bottom. I recently acquired a progrum that allows me to animate GIFs and create PNG files. Later this month, you shall be seeing my artwork featured on my electronic user page. As for your inquiry... I despise everthing about The Homestar Runner! Curse that armless buffoon!'''

'''PS: To say shutup in my era, one would say "Shove a knee-high stocking in it!'''

Intersting, about the "what do you like mostly about homestar runner?" it wasn't about the character, it was about the whole homestar runner universe etc?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 02:57, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

== another question... ==

Sup man? How great is it for you to be in 1939? I'm like, here in 2006, holy crud. Can you describe how it is for you in 1939? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:39, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== Animated parcel! ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP''' 
That animated parcel on your user page is amazing! '''STOP''' 
Please tell me what progrum you used to construct such a master peice. '''STOP''' 
From, 
{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 05:28, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== Amazing! '''Stop''' ==

Good heavans, Sir Strong Bad! '''STOP'''

That was one of the most incredible picture-ma-cartoon that has ever assaulted my visual equipment! '''STOP'''

Simply amazing! '''STOP'''

Let me know if there are any works of art that you are going to forge and sell! '''STOP'''

Perhaps we can split the profits! '''STOP'''

Dapperly yours, '''STOP'''

Sir [[User: Homsarroks|Rroks]] '''STOP'''
==More rave reviews for SSB's GIF!==
Critics say: Marvelous! Stupendous! Animated! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 16:28, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== a greeting ==

Fair tidings, '''Sir Strong Bad!''' '''STOP'''

I'd just like you to know a brief parcel of information. '''STOP'''

I am female. '''STOP'''

You may proceed to call me ''lady One'', but ''Sir One'' is simply unacceptable. '''STOP'''

I have gone over this matter with others in the past, and I think you could use the information. '''STOP'''

Fairwell! '''STOP'''

{{User:Teh Frossty One/sig}} 19:08, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

== An electronic tip!==
:HI AGAIN SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I NOTICED THAT ON OUR GANG SECTION, ALTHOUGH ALL THE NAMES ARE IN CAPS, SIR LäUFERS "ä" IS LOWERCASE '''STOP''' YOU CAN FIX THAT BY SIMPLY HOLDING DOWN THE ALT/OPTION KEY, PRESSING THE "U" KEY, (WHILE STILL HOLDING ALT/OPTION), RELEASING ALT/OPTION, HOLDING DOWN SHIFT, AND PRESSING THE "A" KEY '''STOP''' OR, AN EASIER WAY '''STOP''' JUST COPY THIS: Ä '''STOP'''
:SIGNED '''STOP'''
:SIR [[User:Bubsty|BUBSTY]] '''STOP'''

'''Thank you Sir Bubsty! I'm sure Sir Läufer thanks you as well.'''

==Hi==
I don't mean to be vandalizing you talk page but um... MAKE A GUESTBOOK I just kind of like them. --[[User:The thing|Sir thing]] 23:50, 6 January 2006 (UTC)
:It's not vandalizing Teh Thing, but it's still pretty annoying. I suggest you stop telling users to make them, thanks. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:56, 6 January 2006 (UTC)
::Yeah, I don't think they had guestbooks in 1939. Or electronic ones. {{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 01:20, 7 January 2006 (UTC)

==Cool==
:Greetings Sir Strong Bad STOP
:I am called Marth 99, but you may call me Sir Marth STOP
:I merely wish to inform you that you have obtained status in my cool people list STOP
:In my age, ''cool'' people are highly respected by their peers STOP
:I would like to chat with you more often within a few days STOP
:Your fellow flummoxer STOP
:Sir Marth (or [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]) STOP

== concerned here! ==

Hey man, why didn't you update your page yet? I'm getting concerned here! --{{User:The 386/sig}} 01:49, 10 January 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, you do know that Bubsty left, right?--{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} 15:39, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

==conversation topic==
:Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
:Highest of regrets I have for not responding to you recently STOP
:I couldn't help noticing you in garb from Roman times STOP
:Is this you, or one of your ancestors? STOP
:Once again,
:Sir Marth (or [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]

Post script: Thank you for partaking in the signage of my guestbook STOP

==1939?==
how can it be 1939 when it was 1937 last year????? in your time?????

:The dates in the [[Old-Timey]] era are always 67 years behind the current year. If you do the math, you'll find that 2006 - 67 = 1939. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 17:40, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

'''Ummm... Sir Matt, I am indeed correct in my dating process. I am glad to see such enthusiasm though.'''

== Rare artifact! ==

[[Image:Gum_emboss.png|thumb|Worth a couple one-cent pieces, at least]]

Greetings, '''Sir Strong Bad!''' '''STOP'''

'Tis I, '''Lady One!''' '''STOP'''

It seems that I, of all doppelgangers, have stumbled upon this rare tin of gum. '''STOP'''

I believe ''you'' are the originator of this parcel? '''STOP'''

I just wanted to bring this up to your attention, being that it could be seriously worth some cents. '''STOP'''

My combolations,

{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 22:48, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

P.S. I work at an embossing-majigger plant, so if you need me to create anything for you, just drop me a telegramoparcel. '''STOP'''

'''That is fan-freaking-tastic, Lady Luvr. I shall come to you in the future with my embossing needs!'''

== im back! ==

Greetings sir strong bad, '''stop'''

how have you been, these last couple of days, for me it was fantastic, because i went on a 10 day holiday with my family to the gold coast. superb. sorry i've forgot to to tell you about my leave, i've written it on my user page, which i removed today.

how have you been since the 5/1/06?

ps: i saw the gang members page, that image looks realy good, how did you do that?

pss: whats happend to bubsty, i went on he's user page, an all that is written is bye wiki, whats happend?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:21, 17 January 2006 (UTC)...worth.

where are you?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:21, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

sir strong bad, where are you?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:57, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Sir strong bad, forgive if i sound upset but, WHERE ARE YOU, I'VE ASKED YOU A QUESTION LIKE MONTHES AGO, AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:25, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

'''Fear not, Sir Kocovskiworth! I too was taking a short, but well needed vacation from responsibility for an extended amount of time! Your concern is greatly appreciated! And yes, I hate to say it... but Sir Bubsty has flown the coupe! Yet he will always be a gand member in our hearts! LIVE ON, SIR BUBSTY!'''

(spacking/slaping face like strong bad in email, record and other cartoons with that similar slap)
I'm really sorry if i buged you a bit, i should have known you were on holiday, do you forgive me.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:00, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

ps: People in my school thinks its funny when i slap my face, wierd huh? also, can you asnwer my previous questions, if you can.

== Just ==

Just to let you know I put you on my cool people list. --[[User:The thing|Sir thing]] 17:06, 22 January 2006 (UTC)

== Have You Herd the Sad News? ==

Dear, Boss '''STOP'''

Have you herd the sad news '''STOP'''

about Sir Busbsty '''STOP'''

Sign'd:

Sir NOT BOB

== personal images ==

As I happened upon your userpage I found it amusing but unfortunatey, according to our [[HRWiki:Personal_images|Personal Image Use Policy]] you have 6 that I counted and you are only allowed to have 2. I had to abide by this policy too, so unfortunately, you'll need to decide which ones go. Perhaps, upload them to a personal website. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 05:09, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

'''Using the wonderous technology of scroll buttons, you can see that someone has previously adressed this matter. And the matter has been thoroughly resolved.'''

All the images are still listed as yours, please encourage those that offered to put their name in the template <nowiki>{{personal-image|Sir Strong Bad}}</nowiki>. That way we can accurately ensure that each user is in compliance. Thank you for your cooperation. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 14:42, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

:so far here is where you stand
[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/d/d0/SSB%27s_Gang.gif SSB's_Gang.gif] 
[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/b/be/SBadiaRula_B%26W.jpg SBadiaRula_B%26W.jpg] 
<s>[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/2/24/B_and_W_Swedish_Fish.jpg B and W Swedish Fish.jpg]</s> claimed by AbdiViklas 
<s>[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/0/0c/Macedonia_B_and_W.jpg Macedonia B and W.jpg]</s> claimed by [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 
<s>[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Homsar_Old_timey_bandit.PNG Homsar Old timey bandit.PNG]</s> claimed by Homsarroks
 
<s>[http://www.hrwiki.org/images/9/91/homestaryodlebw.PNG homestaryodlebw.PNG]</s> claimed by [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]] 

*I sent a message to Homsarroks that offered to claim an image- has 1 image
*SupremeRulerOfSBadia already has two images, did not send him a message
*AbdiViklas - <s>has 0 images, and offer to help</s> has claimed B_and_W_Swedish_Fish.jpg
*NOT Billy Bob Bob <s>already has two images, did not send him a message</s> <s>has 1 image, sent message</s> already claimed gang_logo.gif, which was not on the list.
*Nikolce Kocovski - context shows that she claims Macedonia B and W.jpg
*Bubsty - away so I didn't bother to send him a message

{{tick}} - '''completed'''

{{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 19:45, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

== guess what happened to me '''stop''' ==

Greetings sir stong bad, '''stop'''

If you have the time, check out my user and talk page, for something grand has happened '''stop'''.

see you around.

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:42, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

== I have sad news ==

Dear, Boss '''STOP'''

This telagram will probably be '''STOP'''

the last you will recive from me '''STOP'''

I am leaving this wonderful place '''STOP'''

like the others '''STOP'''

for this reason '''STOP'''

I heve other website I work on now '''STOP'''

my films on TMO are my main priority now '''STOP'''

Good bye '''STOP'''

If you want to say your good byes '''STOP'''

tell me quick '''STOP'''

I leave Saterday '''STOP'''

Sincerly, '''STOP'''

{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 20:37, 16 February 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''

==Roman Times==
<tt>Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''
To add to Sir Marth's question '''STOP'''
Can you speak the language that others around you were speaking in Roman times '''STOP'''
I can '''STOP'''
Though not completely '''STOP'''
I am still learning '''STOP'''
But I can help you '''STOP'''
If you need me to '''STOP'''
Sincerely '''STOP'''
[[User:LePorello|Sir Rello]] 13:25, 20 February 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''</tt>

: Weird. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 14:12, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

== Meeting a Nikolce Kocovski Talk page. ==

Greetings sir strong bad, i am requesting you come to my talk page, for i'm gathering users with the help of seriously. i need you to be thewre, for we'll be discussing my new idea for an article... for users.

be there if you can. sincerly(sp) [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 05:08, 22 February 2006 (UTC) ...worth

== Telegrammaphone Recording ==
<tt>Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''
Your telegrammaphone recording that you launched into the stratosphere has been captured '''STOP'''
I have heard it '''STOP'''
And the message your enemy [[The Homestar Runner]] sent through a soup can and a piece of twine '''STOP'''
If I could go back to your time '''STOP'''
I would shove that soup can up his nose '''STOP'''
And tie him up with the twine '''STOP'''
Then you could more easily deal with him '''STOP'''
Sincerely '''STOP'''
[[User:LePorello|Sir Rello]] 22:16, 28 February 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''</tt>

== Message from Nikolce Kocovski ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

I havn't spoken with you in a while ''stop'''

how have you been these couple of weeks?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 11:26, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

== Personal image problem ==

Greetings Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

According to [[HRWiki:Personal images]] you are only allowed '''2''' personal images to use on your userpage '''STOP'''

Currently you have '''3 STOP'''

They are as follows '''STOP'''

*[[:Image:SB_maskless.png]] '''STOP'''
*[[:Image:SBadiaRula_B&W.jpg]] '''STOP'''
*[[:Image:SSB's_Gang.gif]] '''STOP'''

Please either remove one of these images from your user page or let one of your gang members take responsiblity of the image '''STOP'''

I thank you for your co-operation in this matter '''STOP'''

{{User:The Chort/sig}} 15:37, 25 March 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''
:He hasn't made an edit since late Feb so he might not see this note for awhile. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 16:00, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

'''Ah yes... I suppose I could simply remove the maskless image. Never you mind.'''

== Bottom 10 ==
:Dear Sir Weak Bad '''STOP'''
:What is your worst'''STOP'''
:10? Please put in'''STOP'''
:Answer in a nice list. '''STOP'''

:Carpet Bagger '''stop'''
:--[[User:Jetamo|Coach J]] 12:57, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
::Just to tell you, Sir Strong Bad has already posted his "worst 10". (Although he called it his "Bottom 10"). Just scroll up this page a bit and you can find it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:01, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

== Sir Strong Bad STOP ==

<math>Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP'''

I am sending this telegrammophone from the year 2006 '''STOP'''

I am afraid to say, that your doppelganger, Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

Has not received part of your mustache '''STOP'''

Just so you know '''STOP'''

Sir Jetamo '''STOP'''</math>
== Greetings, yet again, Sr. Toga!==
:DEAR SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN A VERY LONG TIME '''STOP''' I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW MY WIKI BREAK IS OVER AND I AM BACK '''STOP'''
PS: YOU MIGHT WANT TO UPDATE YOUR USER PAGE '''STOP''' IT SAYS 93 MESSAGES WHILST IT REALLY IS 95 '''STOP'''
:SINCERELY '''STOP'''
:SIR {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:05, 12 April 2006 (UTC) '''STOP'''

== Happy easter ==

Greetings sir strong bad '''stop'''

How are you, i've haven't spoken in a while, How is easter in you place?

Note: Do you think the brother chaps should make a easterween like cartoons or is too sensitive?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 01:53, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

== I got Your Message! ==

I'm not back I'm just here to tall you that I got your goodbye message. I'm alose glad that you kept me on your gang page.

Cheers,

'''Sir Not Bob'''

== Is your telegramaparcel broken? ==

Sorry if i seem like the king of town to peas, but why haven't you answered my previous questions?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 09:40, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

== #99! ==

Dear Mr Sir Strong Bad! ''Stop!''

I Bid You Good Tidings! ''Stop!''

I'm Number 99! ''Stop!''

Hope Number 100 Comes Soon! ''Stop!''

[[User:The Hand-Me-Down Clown|The Hand-Me-Down Clown]]

== I Feel Proud! ==

Sir Stong Bad! '''Stop'''

I'm Your 100th Telegramaparcel! '''Stop'''

I'm Proud Of Myself! '''Stop'''

I Have One Question. '''Stop'''

How Does One Go Around Becoming A Member Of Your Gang? '''Stop'''

Enjoy Your Day And Good Tidings! '''Stop'''

{{User:Homsar7/sig}} '''Stop'''

==Free Masons==
DEAR SIR STRONG BAD '''STOP''' DO YOU EVEN PARTICULARY KNOW WHAT FREEMASONS ARE '''STOP?''' BECAUSE YOU CALLED EVERYONE A FREEMASON EVEN KNOW A FREEMASON IS A CIA OPERATIVE '''STOP''' AND ALL THE PRESIDENTS ARE FREEMASONS, SHH '''STOP!''' SPEAKING OF PRESIDENTS, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR PRESIDENT, FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT '''STOP?''' SINCERELY,-SIR JIBNEY

== Dear sir strong bad '''stop''' ==

Is your telegramer parecel still broken, you still haven't replied my previous messagers??????!!!!!!!!!!

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:57, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

== A Friendly Compa-matition! ==

Dear Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

As a member of your gang of swindlers, I feel as though I must inform you of a competition on my user page. '''STOP'''

It starts at 3:00 pm Tuesday for the the time zone in which Massachusetts is located. '''STOP'''

Dapperly yours,

{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} '''STOP'''

==You Have A Really Long Talk page '''STOP'''==

Dear Sir Strong Bad, '''STOP'''

You're really good at roleplaying a Homestar Runner character. '''STOP'''

But why must you take up 74 kilobytes of data by posting a new topic on a talk page '''STOP'''

EVERY TIME YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING!? '''STOP'''

Also, do you happen to do anything besides be friends with users? '''STOP'''

I do not wish to be mean, but I don't see you anywhere else. Do you mind telling me? '''STOP'''

Swarthily,

-[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] '''STOP'''

== Personal Images ==

Hi, just a friendly reminder. As of recently, you have 3 large images which are personal images.

*[[:Image:Animal run.gif|Animal run.gif]]
*[[:Image:SBadiaRula B&W.jpg|SBadiaRula B&W.jpg]]
*[[:Image:SSB's Gang.gif|SSB's Gang.gif]]

All three were uploaded by you, and, as none of the three are needed by the knowledge base, they have been marked as personal images. Hwever, the [[HRWiki:Personal images|policy]] allows only two personal images per user. I'm afraid you'll need to mark one of these three for deletion using the <nowiki>{{delete|reason}}</nowiki> template. Thanks. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:36, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

== Real Words ==

Hate to break it to you, but "skimpliy" is a real word. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:36, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
:Well, dunno about that one, but "[[ahd:61/12/S0451200.html|skimpily]]" is, at any rate (see the adverb form toward the bottom). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:37, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

== Not Talk Page Spam ==

<s>Hey there, Sir Strong Bad. Please note that your recent posts on a few peoples' talk pages is regarded as spam (see [[HRWiki:Talk page etiquette]]). Those posts will be removed. If you want to contact people, please do it properly or use other communication channels than the wiki. Thanks for understanding.</s> {{User:Loafing/sig}} 02:43, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
:Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP The users who responded to your messages were unfamiliar with your dapper gang and thought you were using your telegramaphone whilst connected to all the wiki users at once! STOP I have given them what's for and put back your esteemed messages STOP I hope you do reconsider your recent departure and will again grace us with stories of capers you and The Sneak are perpetrating STOP Yours, [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:15, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
::Yep, sorry, you were gone far too long for a newb like me :-P errm... STOP {{User:Loafing/sig}} 04:23, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

==Foolishness==
*What are you thinking? Just because you sent spam doesn't mean you are not acknowledged anymore. Stay here. :-) --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 03:52, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

== Re: reverts ==

Hey, Sir Strong Bad. Last night when I saw you posting identical messages to a lot of talk pages a red flag went off, and I assumed you were (unintentionally) spamming talk pages. I wasn't aware you were posting just to users you had a "group" with of some sort. While my actions were in good faith, it seems my judgement in this matter is not in agreement with what others here feel. So I apologize for reverting the edits, and hope you continue to participate in this wiki. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:06, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

== Weclome back ==

Hi, Sir Strong Bad, I'm going to forego the Old-Timey language again just to say I'm glad to see you back and that all is well with you. I hope we'll continue to see your fun Old-Timey comments around, as well as your contributions to articles. See you later! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 09:04, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

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<div style="background:#e6e6e6; border-top: 2px solid black; padding: 10px;">
  10:02, 24 February 2007 (UTC) 
 
Dear Sir Strong Bad stop 
I am glad that you are not leaving stop 
 
signed, Lord{{User:Loafing/sig}}
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</div>

:And your Hefty Hiatus has coincided with something more of a wimpy trickle of activity on my part, seeing as how your post was the most recent on my talk pg since August! Weclome back—and as far as I'm concerned, you only left yesterday! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]
::Sir Strong Bad, good to see you again! Glad to see you back in <strike>2007</strike>1937. Abdi!!!!!! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 17:55, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

== Dear Sir Strong Bad '''STOP''' ==

[[Image:Homsar7.GIF|thumb|Sir 7, in the white flesh!]]
I bid you welcomes back! '''STOP'''

Yes, that Hinderburg did catch many people off gaurd. '''STOP'''

I could feel the flames, as I live in the Newest Jersey! '''STOP'''

I gladly accept membership into your gang. '''STOP'''

Enclosed is a picture-ma-drawin'of myself. '''STOP'''

I bid you good day! '''STOP'''

[[User:Homsar7|Sir 7]] '''STOP'''

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:35:21 GMT

Homsar7:

== Departure To A New Begining ==

Eric (also known as Homsar7, Electric7, etc.) is a happy-go-lucky, lazy student. After the idea that he should get out of public school in search of a more vavorable one, Eric is sent to BGA, a catholic school. Meeting friends, enemies, and all the things you can expect in high school, including a racist, an enemy-friend, and a friend who is obbsessed with sexual behaviorisms, will Eric survive?

== Return ==

After a hiatus of 4 months, Homsar7 returns to the HR Wiki by way of an e-mail, saying that he's been accepted into [[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad's]] notorious gang. While balancing school work, friends, and the like, Homsar7 will roam all of the places, new cartoons, and things of the HR Wiki.

== Links to Things ==

[http://www.myspace.com/electric7 Myspace]
 [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1331220148 Facebook]
 [http://www.ultimate-guitar.com Guitar Site Of the Gods]
 [http://phobialist.com/reverse.html#A- An Indexed List Of Phobias]

== Final ==

I have nothing more to say from this point on.

User talk:StrongstarRunbad

Homsar7 — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:18:54 GMT

Homsar7: /**/It's Been Awhile

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#Please post new messages at the bottom of my talk page—'''unless''' it's in response to another message.
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==Fullscreen vs. Flash file==

Hi Strongstar,

I noticed that you changed a "view the flash file for" link to "in fullscreen" on [[Homestar Runner]]. I've rolled back that change. We've standardized our format such that in External Links sections, the standard .swf link says "view the flash file for <name of toon>", instead of "in fullscreen", which was misleading. Please take note. Thanks. -- [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 14:32, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)
:Noted. [[User:StrongstarRunbad|StrongstarRunbad]] 18:02, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

==Flash files==

You're doing a lot of work on these Flash Files tonight (Oct. 4) Great job. -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]
:Thanks. And thanks for giving me the short edit description! =) —[[User:StrongstarRunbad|StrongstarRunbad]] 19:48, 4 Oct 2004 (MST)

==A troll's trolling==
Hi, there. I have an awesome Userpage.—Scottman13
:Troll.—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|StrongstarRunbad]] 21:25, 13 Nov 2004 (MST)

::Not excactly a troll, but an annoying guy. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 06:25, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

== Good evening ==
hey dude, how long have you been on here? and a cool username too:).-{{User:Homsar7/sig}}
:'04 eh? thats cool. i had a different account, but it wasn't that good, i couldnt remember the username, and i decided to use a new one. so, ive been here since december. how'd you think of the username besides combining strong bad and homestar runner? -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}
::And i actually came up witht the intro for personal favorties and i got a wicked sig. take a look! -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}
:::A-Very, Very Good. I'd Like It If You Found And Posted That Here! That Would Be Cool:) -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}
::::I LOVE IT! ITS AWeSOME! -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

:::::Yo, yo Strongstar. How goes it? -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

::::::Hows That? -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

:::::::I meant like how are you going to do that, but cool! and your live journal is cool. i noticed your user pic is calvin from ''calvin and hobbs'' as tracer bullet. good stuff:) -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

::::::::>Head
::::::::>Hit
::::::::>Keyboard. I meant you phrased it so i couldnt really understand. but cool.-{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

:::::::::i actually take kah-rah-tah (spongebob is strange). -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

"I think I has the solution!" I think I found the other half of the conversation! Believe me, it's SO much easier for you when you keep the conversation on one talk page. Sure, one party won't get the yellow alert, but hey, if the conversation's not that important, who cares, right? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:11, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

:Normally, I do keep conversations on one page, but for whatever reason I made an exception in this case.—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 02:40, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

::oh...sorry...

::um...yeah chappelle is cool...

::um...ok, w/e...-{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

well, i guess we should keep it on ur userpage for now..

by the way, how'd that job thingamigy go? -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

:I started working 8AM Monday morning. We're setting up the store—shelves, BIN labels, stock—and it's supposed to open on June 30.—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 22:14, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

:cool. my summer break starts june 27. we started late because they were building a new high school, and it got complicated so....-{{User:Homsar7/sig}}—{{User:Homsar7/sig}} 14:48, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

== Hey! ==
If you want, I can redesign your picture thing. I mean, if you want. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 21:27, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

:Uh, sure. Don't know if I'll use the remix, but sure, let's see what you can do.—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 03:21, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

== Image you wanted? ==

[[Image:STRONGSTARRUNBAD.PNG]] There's you am. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 22:53, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

== It's Been Awhile ==

Dear S*R,

It is your old friend, Homsar7! I was just wondering how the Office Depot you last mentioned is.

--{{User:Homsar7/sig}} 20:18, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 00:38:28 GMT

Homsar7:

Homsar7 (Eric)'s page will be updated when he gets a chance. Now? No time. Thank you.

Happy Hallow-day

Homsar7 — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 20:34:53 GMT

Homsar7: /* Goofs */

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|hallowday|Happy Trogday|Homestarloween Party}}
[[Image:Hahahaha_halloween.png|thumb|"In unrelated news, this newsboy get-up is not my Halloween costume!"]]
It's Halloween Night but it's not Halloween ''night''. Everyone sets out to find out what happened to it before Halloween is over!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg)

See [[Happy Hallow-day Costumes]] for more information on what everyone was wearing.

'''Places:''' [[The Stick]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Spooky Forest]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[King of Town's Castle]]

'''Page Title:''' HA HA HA HA Halloween Night!

'''Date:''' October 30, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 5:18 [[TV Time Toons Menu|official]], 5:14 actual 

== Transcript ==

''{Marzipan walks through the field, which is sprinkled with leaves. A clock comes up from the bottom of the screen reading "8:13 pm"; however, the sun is clearly still out. Strong Bad hides behind The Stick wearing a red witch's hat and mask.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Half-singing}'' Do do-doo doo, lots of leaves, Do do-doo hmm...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Jumps out from behind The Stick}'' Grody bloody gross and blood!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Bored}'' Eh, nice try, Strong Bad. I'm just not feeling it in broad daylight. And, you were hiding behind a twig.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I know. Why isn't it dark yet?

''{Cut to Homestar, dressed as a newsboy and holding up a newspaper. As he says each line, he holds up a different newspaper whose headline matches what he's saying.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Extrie, extrie! Read all about it! Halloween Night missing! Citizens mobilize to save holiday! In unrelated news, this newsboy get-up is not my Halloween costume!

''{Closeup of The Local Newspapes. It has a picture of two pumpkins, the headline reads, "Happy Hallow-Day!", and the subtitle reads, "These ARE the opening credits!"}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad's Basement. Strong Bad and The Cheat are on the couch. Strong Mad is standing behind it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Hits the newspaper he's holding}'' This is bull-tonk! How are we supposed to scandalize and vandalize without the protective cover of Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Halloween night?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Questioning The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna go interrogate the toilet for about eight minutes. See if he knows anything. After that, we'll form into a giant robotic Halloween Night-finding space panther! ''{Walks off. Strong Mad and The Cheat make confused faces. Strong Bad Pops back in.}'' Or not.

''{Cut to the field with Homestar, Pom Pom, and Strong Sad. The clock comes up and reads "11:18 pm".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Halloween Niiiight! Come here, boy! ''{Whistles and brings out chew toy that looks like a brain with a bolt and eyeball sticking out of it. He squeaks it while talking.}'' I got this spooky, yucky chew toy for ya!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Homestar, you are aware that Halloween Night is not a puppy, aren't you?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{In a laughing voice}'' Ye-heh-hes! ''{Whistles}'' Obviously! I am...! Aware...! That it is not...! What was that last part?

'''STRONG SAD:''' A puppy.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...A puppy!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, good. ''{A yellow glow appears in the upper left corner of the screen, and grows brighter as Strong Sad talks}'' But seriously, we have to find Halloween Night. I don't do so well with all this sunlight! ''{Eerie music plays. Strong Sad looks toward the menacing sunlight.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{In wacky postures}'' Sit, Halloween Night, Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit sit-sit!

''{Strong Sad and Pom Pom run away.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Whistles}''

''{Cut to Marzipan and Coach Z on a different part of the field. Marzipan is playing a reggae rhythm on Carol}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, whatcha doing there, sista?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Stops playing}'' I'm trying to attract Halloween Night with music. ''{Starts playing again}'' It loves reggae, you know! ''{Stops playing}''

'''COACH Z:''' Good idear! And I can do some of my famous Halloween sound effects that everybody knows me for!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Coach Z, I don't think that's what everybody knows you for.

'''COACH Z:''' What are ya torkin' abort? Listen to this spooky owl! Hort! Hort hort! Hort hort! Or get a load of these creepy crackets! Cricket! Cricket-dadadadadadada! ''{Marzipan starts playing again}'' Cricket-dadadadada!

'''MARZIPAN:''' We be jammin'! ''{Stops playing, rattling sound}''

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. The clock appears for a moment reading "12:09 am".}''

'''BUBS:''' What is wrong with you people? ''{Holds up spray can}'' I got instant spray-on Halloween Night! ''{Sprays can, throws it behind him for:}'' I got Halloween Night vision goggles! ''{Holds up black opaque shades with orange frames, then throws it behind him for:}'' I even got this do-it yourself Halloween Night hovercraft kit! ''{Pulls out a "Hollerin' Jimmy's Hovercraft Kit". The words "Hollerin' Jimmy's" have been covered with a piece of masking tape with "Halloween Night" written on it}''

''{Static, and change to Spooky Woods with Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat. The trees are covered in yellow flowers}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw man, I thought sure we'd find Halloween Night in the spooky woods! This place has really gone uphill since it disappeared. Even that rotten old skull doesn't seem so creepy.

'''THE SKULL:''' ''{Rainbow afro comes out of head}'' A-jam on it!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Good thinkin' Monchi-Cheat! That guy's always hanging out with Halloween Night! But how do we find him?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Triumphant the Cheat noises}''

''{The Cheat pulls out a keyboard and plays the Goblin's organ jingle. The Goblin appears, wearing swim trunks and sunglasses}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's this crap-cake? Where's Halloween Night? Strong Mad, pat him down! ''{Strong Mad hangs The Goblin by his feet and shakes him. Several coins, a pencil, some lint, and a hamster ball fall out.}'' Aw, he's clean. I'm taking that hamster ball, though.

''{Cut to outside The King of Town's Castle with Strong Sad, Pom Pom, The King of Town, and The Poopsmith. The clock reads "2:38 am".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Cough it up, King of Town! We know you ate Halloween Night!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' You amateurs! You don't know what you're talking about. I'm on a diet! ''{The Poopsmith nods his head}'' It's strictly Arbor Day and Earth Day for me this year! ''{The Poopsmith nods his head}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well now where do we look? I need some doom and gloom soon. ''{Starting to laugh}'' Something funny is happening to the sides of my mouth...! ''{The corners of his mouth wiggle and turn upward, creating weird noises.}''

''{(The following scene happens only if you clicked on the Poopsmith's head after the King of Town said "this year".) Cut to Homsar standing beside a pile of newspapers similar to those Homestar is seen with during the toon intro. He is holding up one of the papers to display the headline "EGGS TREE! EGGS TREE!", and a tree growing eggs as fruit can be seen behind him.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' Eggs tree, eggs tree! This get-up ''is'' mah get down! ''{as he says the second sentence, his head sinks into his neck, leaving an empty space}''

''{Scene changes to Homestar, making a box trap at The Stick}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar Runner, you are a genius! ''{Turns around}'' Thank you, Doug. ''{Turns back around}'' So tell us what you're doing here. ''{Turns around}'' Well it occurred to me that no Halloween Night could resist these orange and black flavored loose tooth remover candies.

'''COACH Z:''' How are they biting today Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sound Effects Man! Ooo-ooo! Do broken wheelchair. On cobblestone!

'''COACH Z:''' Wah-Dlah! Wee-Dlah! Wah-Dlah! Wee-Dlah! ''{Repeats during:}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's like I'm right there, wheeling Grandma through the old town. Do you want to stop in here and get a kielbasa, Grandma?

''{Cut to the field with Marzipan, Strong Sad and Pom Pom. Strong Mad, Strong Bad and The Cheat walk in. Strong Sad's mouth is still wiggling. The clock reads "5:42 am".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Laughing}'' Somebody shoot me.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, this sucks. Halloween Night's almost over and still no sign of Halloween Night. We should be out there turning treats right now!

''{Marzipan walks in.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh you guys didn't have any luck either? Oh well, happy Halloween anyways everybody. ''{The screen darkens}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah! Say that again!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Say what? Happy Halloween? ''{The screen darkens some more}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now somebody else say it!

'''COACH Z:''' Harrpy Harrlaw- ''{The screen gets brighter}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Covers Coach Z's mouth}'' Not you, Coach Z. Now everybody, all at the same time!

'''EVERYONE:''' HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

''{The screen darkens into night.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yes it worked! I'm gonna egg so many candies and eat so much houses. I'm gonna-

''{A rooster crows and the sun comes up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, uh, what do we do now?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummm...

'''EVERYONE:''' HAPPY DAY OF THE DEAD!

''{Cut to the end screen, with a Mexican-style skull of Homestar, wearing a sombrero, while reggae beat plays, ending with rattle.}''

''{Cut to the final shot, where all of the characters stand in their costumes.}''

==Easter Eggs==
* As with other Halloween cartoons, click on the Poopsmith's head after the King of Town says "this year" to see Homsar (transcription above). He will also appear in the end scene, but he doesn't have a separate Easter egg.
* At the end, click on Strong Bad:
*: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sta-rong. Bad. That's the best Evil Carmen Sandiego costume I've ever seen!
*: '''STRONG BAD:''' If I wasn't dressed up as a pretend priest-comedian, I'd beat the crap outta you right now.
* At the end, click on Marzipan:
*: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, I just ''love'' your "I-have-a-caterpillar-crawling-across-my forehead" costume! That's kind of a mustache...have..costume...
* At the end, click on The Cheat:
*: '''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, The Cheat, technically shouldn't all this sunlight be turning you into some sort of horrible beastie?
*: '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Covers eyes, The Cheat noises sounding similar to Gizmo's line "Bright lights! Bright lights!"}''
* At the end, click on Strong Sad:
*: '''STRONG BAD:''' 'At's a good costume, Strong Sad. What is that, you at your twenty-year high school reunion?

==Fun Facts==
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===Explanations===
*The [[Wikipedia:Day of the Dead|Day of the Dead]] is a celebration of the memory of deceased ancestors which is celebrated on November 1st and November 2nd in Mexico. Its art and themes also feature prominently in Frida Kahlo's work.

===Remarks===
*If you view the Flash file in a Decompiler or use the Flash Seekbar bookmarklet, it reveals that the stack of newspapers on the Loading screen says "[[Eggs]] Tree! Eggs Tree!", which is the same newspaper Homsar holds up in his scene.
**When Homestar holds up the "In Unrelated News" newspaper, the stack next to him also reads "Eggs Tree! Eggs Tree!"
*Three different characters in this toon (Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and Homsar) play fictional characters of real comedians who were associated with Saturday Night Live.
*Sunlight doesn't turn [[Wikipedia:mogwai|mogwai]] into gremlins; it kills them. Eating after midnight is what triggers the transformation.
*The sun is shown to rise shortly after 5:42 AM on November 1. In the United States, [[Wikipedia:Sunrise|sunrise]] normally occurs about an hour later on that day.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Hahahalloweengoof.PNG|thumb|Coach Z's arm goof]]
*In the scene where Coach Z is imitating a wheelchair, the candy Homestar dropped on the ground in the previous shot is still visible, now in mid-air, and appears on top of Coach Z's arm.
*After Homestar's close-up during Coach Z's wheelchair impression, the last candy in front of the box trap, a black one, has disappeared.
*After you click a character, Homsar's costume information will still come up when he is scrolled over.


===Inside References===
*"These ARE the opening credits!" is a reference to Homestar's T-shirt in [[Malloween Commercial]], which reads "This '''is''' my Costume!"
*Homestar's "orange and black ''flavored'' loose tooth removers" are a possible reference to the [[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha|mini-game]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], in which once you cut the bag open, the exact same candy pours out of the bag.
*The scene at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] follows the same format as the scenes at Bubs' Concession Stand in [[Senorial Day]].
*"The Local Newspapes" was also the name of the newspaper Strong Bad was reading in the email [[candy product]].
*Bubs' do-it yourself Halloween Night hovercraft kit is a [[Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit|Hollerin' Jimmy's]] brand which previously appeared in the email [[lackey]]. Bubs also had the product then.
*At the end, Homestar [[What are you supposed to be?|compares]] Strong Bad's costume to his [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|2001]] costume: [[wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]].
*Strong Bad's glasses are in the same style as his [[Dangeresque]] glasses, but with a different rim color.
*Strong Bad is seen holding a [[Smoking|cigarette]] at the end of the cartoon.
*Strong Mad's shaking of the Goblin and the objects falling out of his head was reminiscent of the scene in [[do over]] where Strong Mad did the same thing to Strong Bad, causing change to fall out of his head.
*This is yet another reference to [[Eggs|eggs]].

===Real-World References===
* Forming into a "giant mechanical space panther" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Voltron|Voltron]].
* Strong Bad calls The Cheat a [[Wikipedia:Monchhichis|Monchicheat]].
* Strong Bad's witch mask is identical to Lucy's from [[Wikipedia:It's_the_Great_Pumpkin,_Charlie_Brown|It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:hallowday.html|Watch "Happy Hallow-day"]]
*[[HR:hallowday.swf|View the Flash file for "Happy Hallow-day"]]
*[[Forum:10135|Forum thread re: "Happy Hallow-day"]]

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[[Category:Halloween]]

retirement B

Homsar7 — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 20:35:21 GMT

Homsar7: /* Fun Facts */

{{sbenav|159b|retirement A|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:sbemail159b.png|thumb|"Oh! Automatic hole-formatting."]]
Strong Bad continues from [[retirement A]], checking an email on the [[Compy 386]]. Luke S. wants Strong Bad to perform some amazing feats of wonder.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, [[Female Lappy 486]], [[The Paper]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Carnival Tent]], [[The Field]]

{{Comp|Compy 386}}, [[Lappy 486]] [[Category: Lappy 486 Emails]]

'''Date:''' October 3, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 2:48

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
''{Strong Bad is in front of the Compy. Despite the hole, he manages to type "strongbad_email.exe".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck...

''{He brings up the email. It is formatted around the hole.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh! Automatic hole formatting! ''{starts reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">
Dear Strong Bad, 
I want to see you perform some amazing 
feats of 
wonder. 
 
Very ser-                     iously, 
Luke S.
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "Double Dear Strong Bad" in place of the first line, and after reading "wonder", he comments "You mean, more amazing than checking an email on this computer?!" In place of the name, he says "Luke South".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, I am very serious too. Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! ''{stops typing}'' Lalalalalalaaaa!

''{Cut back to show the whole computer room. A [[Wikipedia:Boater (hat)|boater hat]] falls on his head and a cane into his hand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ladies and Luke, I give you...

''{The Computer Room rises, as if it were a theater curtain, revealing a carnival tent.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as a sideshow caller}'' Strong Bad's Amazing Feats of Wonder! ''{Strong Bad appears in the foreground}'' Gawk and squawk as I walk and talk like an old-timey sideshow caller, and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say lalalalalalaaa!

''{Strong Bad ducks down. Cut to inside the tent.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' First, in our gallery of ocular oddities, is a contortionist with a twist!

''{He moves away, revealing a curtain painted with "MARZiPAN - SHE-TYPE! KA-RAZY?"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Feast your Dust Bowl-ravaged eyes on ''{Curtain lifts, revealing Marzipan with her hair tied up.}'' Marzipan, the Human Woo-man ''{rolls the next "R"}'' Rrrrrotini!

''{A logo for "The Human Woo-man Rotini" appears. Marzipan curls her neck like a spring. The audience makes amazed sounds.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Behold! An ocean of pesto!

''{Green liquid flies in from offscreen and lands on Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's not part of my act!

''{Cut to The King of Town, with some of the green liquid dribbling down from his moustache.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I know! It's a part of ''mine'' lalalalalalalaaa!

''{He sucks in the liquid. Cut back to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, direct your attention to the Pee Wee Stage...

''{Again, Strong Bad moves aside. Now the curtain shows "THE CHEAT - AND HOW! PART ANVIL?"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...where the flea circus has left town, and the inmates are restless!

''{The audience ooohs as the curtain is lifted, showing a manacled The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Gather strong at The Cheat's Flea Prison Riot!

''{As the above words appear, a magnifying glass focuses on The Cheat and zooms in on a tiny prison in his hair, where a number of small black dots are rioting and squabbling. The prison has some flames coming out of the windows, and a siren is heard. Cut back to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And lastly, so ghastly, the ate-thh wonder of the world!

''{Cut to curtain showing "Strong Mad - ATE THH! NECK?"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' House-mouth!!!

''{The curtain lifts, showing Strong Mad in a loincloth. A "HOUSE-MOUTH" logo appears. The audience gasps.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' DAAAAH!! ''{Opens his mouth very wide, taking up most of his body and creating the shape of a house.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{popping in from the side of the screen}'' This land-locked leviathan conveniently subsists only on outdated electronics!

''{He ducks away as the Compy is thrown in Strong Mad's mouth. He closes his mouth. A second later, he jumps a bit as a sparking sound is heard. Strong Mad gulps it down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{popping in again, and throwing his hat and cane}'' ''We did it!!!'' Lalalalalalalaaaa!

''{The scene again rises like a curtain, revealing the Computer Room. The Lappy is in its place at the desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Lappy! You're back...y! You and I have some unfinished business, little lady!

''{Strong Bad sits down. Cut to the Lappy's screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' There ya go, Jake-ula. Now all the cliffhangers have been for reallysolved. Okay, Lappy, I hope your battery's charged, ''{music starts}'' cuz I'm finally taking you out for those hush-puppies you always wanted!!!

''{He picks up the Lappy and walks off. Cut to a silhouette of Strong Bad holding the Lappy and walking across the sunset. Ghostly images of the Tandy and Compy appear over his head. The music suddenly stops with a record scratch.}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' But Strong Bad, I'm hate hushpuppies!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I coulda sworn one of you guys liked hushpuppies.

''{The Paper comes down, reading "It was me. I like hushpuppies." The music starts again. It eventually stops again with a record scratch.}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' Can we please find my toe?

''{Strong Bad stops walking and looks up toward the ghostly images, which speed away.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Computers in harmony.png|thumb|At peace at last]]
*When Strong Bad says "Luke South", click on the Compy's exposed gear to see a southward traffic sign.
*At the end, before the old computers fly away, click their contrast knobs for the [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] and a dancing skeleton.

{{clear}}

==Fun Facts==
{{checkstuffpage}}

===Explanations===
*Structures or people are called the [[Wikipedia:Eighth Wonder of the World|Eighth Wonder of the World]] in order to liken their perceived greatness to the [[Wikipedia:Seven Wonders of the World|Seven Wonders of the Ancient World]].
*[[Wikipedia:Leviathan|Leviathan]] is the name of a sea-monster mentioned several times in the [[Wikipedia:Old Testament|Old Testament]]. The word "leviathan" is often used to refer to any large monster or creature.
*A [[Wikipedia:Hushpuppy|hushpuppy]] is a deep-fried ball of cornmeal commonly eaten in the southern United States.

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad has no problem typing commas on the Lappy, despite its missing "toe." However, the "toe" as we see it is just the cap of the key; the rubber dome beneath the key may still be intact, allowing Strong Bad to type normally.
*As in [[retirement A]], The Paper doesn't have a link to Strong Bad's email address.
*The contrast dial on the Compy does not work during the intro.
*This email uses the Compy's loading screen.
*The hole in the Compy is smaller here than it was at the end of [[virus]], making it possible to fit a token amount of legible text onto the screen.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Retirementbgoof.PNG|thumb|For ''really''solved.]]
*The Brothers Chaps neglected to move the Lappy's screen mask when Strong Bad picks it up, so you can see some of the wall through the screen.

===Glitches===
*The Compy's left-sided screen line continuously moves back and forth during the last scene.

===Inside References===
*This email follows from [[cliffhangers]] and [[retirement A]]. In fact, Strong Bad's closing remarks are directed toward Jake, who sent the email featured in cliffhangers.
*The Cheat was previously compared with an anvil in [[huttah!]]
*The skeleton image on the Compy's computer is from [[Peasant's Quest]].
*Marzipan's curtain contains another case of [[Lowercase i's]].
*The picture on Strong Mad's curtain resembles the [[Strong Man]]. Interestingly, although the figure in the picture is wearing the Strong Man's larger outfit, Strong Mad's costume consists of only a loincloth.

===Real World References===
*The [[Wikipedia:Dust Bowl|Dust Bowl]] was a series of dust storms caused by poor farming techniques that ravaged the central United States and Canada from 1934 to 1939. Hundreds of thousands of people were displaced.
*The "ghosts" of the Tandy and Compy may be a reference to the end of Star Wars 6, in which similar ghosts of Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Anakin Skywalker appeared in a similarly sentimental way.


==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|159b|9968}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

retirement A

Homsar7 — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 20:11:30 GMT

Homsar7: /* Inside References */

{{sbenav|159a|cliffhangers|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:sbemail159a.png|thumb|"Perfect! Now I'm out of my anti-depressant."]]
The Lappy-nappers are revealed! Can Strong Bad save his beloved fold-em-up computer? Find out in the first half of a two-part email!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marshie}}, {{Film|The Sad Kids}}, [[Lappy 486]], [[Tandy 400]], [[Compy 386]], [[The Paper]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}

'''Places:''' [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Computer Room]]

{{Comp|Tandy 400}}

'''Date:''' October 2, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:57

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==

''{Open in Strong Bad's computer room, coming in on a worried Strong Bad, while suspenseful music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' My computer's been lappynapped!

''{A record scratches and the screen dims, Marshie comes in from the bottom of the screen.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Hello, Kenneth!

''{Marshie flies across a yellow background.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Hear me roar!

''{Marshie growls for a moment, then opens his mouth wide, the background turns red, sound lines come out of his mouth, and he meows. Cut to a shot of the Sad Kids standing on top of Marshie.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' That's right, kids!

''{Silhouettes of the main characters scroll across the page, with big question marks over them. As he names the sweepstakes, the name appears on the screen.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Play the Fluffy Puff Marshmallows ''My Lappy Got Stole!'' Sweepstakes and win big!

''{As Marshie says "big", he grows a large, fat, white body, and his voice deepens. Cut to a shot of a bicycle. Marshie's voice is back to normal.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' First prize,—

''{A shot of a metal detector}''

'''MARSHIE:''' —second tries,—

''{Marshie, in a car, driving along with mountains in the background}''

'''MARSHIE:''' ''{singing}'' Take a trip to the mountains... ''{these words appear above the mountains, written on a musical staff}''

''{The screen dims and Marshie comes down from the top with a top hat and a cane.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' I'm a song and dance man!

''{Cut to a wooden desk, with a note card on it.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Just email who you think done it on a 3x5 note card,—

''{"it was the HIPPO!" is written on the note card.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' —stick a Fluffy Puff on each corner,—

''{Four marshmallows appear, one stuck on each corner of the card. Cut to Marshie, talking through gritted teeth, in front of a painting.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' —and just walk away, mother...

''{Cut to Strong Bad's basement, looking at the ad on the TV. Marshie is next to a bag of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Yeah! Still!

''{The words "Yeah! Still!" appear underneath Marshie. Cut to Strong Bad lying on the couch, surrounded by empty chip packets of various descriptions.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta be kidding me. Man, everybody's trying to make a buck o' nine off my heart-drooping loss.

''{He feels around in the nearest bag of chips, and finds that it's empty.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, perfect. Now I'm out of my antidepressant. Nothing dulls the pain quite like several dozen half-full bags of ''{as he lists the flavourings, symbols for them appear at the top of the screen}'' Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chumps. I guess I'll slink off to Bubs' and refill my prescription. Slinnnk...

''{Strong Bad somehow slides up and over the armrest of the couch, and off screen. Cut to Strong Bad at Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is nowhere to be seen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs! Hello? Can I get a witness? Bubs? ''{looks around the stand, and screams}''

''{Pan to the side of the stand, we see the Lappy's power cord hanging off the roof. Tense music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Lappy's tail! I'll save you, Lappy-pie... boo... ''{runs back and forth anxiously}'' Just keep your pixels on. Strong Bad's got everything under control-alt-delete.

''{Strong Bad picks up a ladder from behind the stand, and climbs up onto the roof.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Who put you up here— Wha?!?

''{The suspenseful music plays, and reveal the Lappy, with the broken Tandy and the shotgunned Compy. The Tandy is suspending a horseshoe magnet from a fishing rod above the Lappy's keyboard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's my crappier and crappiest computers!

''{Both old computers fizz and spark.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Careful, guys, let's not do anything inappropriate with that magnet... I've got a lot of important text files on that 5 meg hard drive... Now just let the Lappy go, and we can all go out for hush puppies. You guys still like hush puppies, don't you?

''{Both old computers fizz and spark a lot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, fine. Hush puppies are out. For some reason I... I thought you guys liked hush puppies.

''{Both old computers keep fizzing and sparking. The Tandy also churns its floppy disk drive.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry, guys, we're getting nowhere. I don't speak extravagantly broken computer.

''{The Paper comes down, reading "'Sup Strong Bad. I'll help with the translation."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Paper! You're just in time! Find out what they want!

''{The Paper goes back up, and the Compy "talks" for a bit. The Paper comes back down with "They want to come out of retirement..."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Retirement? They didn't retire, I threw them away. Ask them if they mean they want to come out of thrown-awayment.

''{The Paper comes down again, reading "They're not laughing. They each want to check one last email."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are they joking? Those guys couldn't check an email with the help of sixty horses dressed up as IT professionals!

''{The Tandy lowers the magnet a little, and the Lappy's screen turns on, showing:}''

<blockquote style="background: #06bfad; padding: 30px; width: 25em; margin: 0; border: none">
<div style="border: 1px solid black">
<p style="border-top: 2px solid white; border-left: 2px solid white; border-bottom: 2px solid #999; border-right: 2px solid #999; background: #CCC; color: black; font-size: 150%; text-align: center; line-height: 125%; margin: 0; padding: 0">
<big>Oh, Child!</big> 
It's the Teal Screen 
of Near Death! (TSoND)
</div></blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, okay! I'll do my best. If it'll save the orphanage... I mean, my Lappy, I'll do it. Now, let's check emails like it was the deuce double-ought dweice!

''{Both old computers "talk".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It just means 2002... I... thought it was slick... slick-rick... way to talk...

''{Fade through black to Strong Bad with the Tandy at the email-checking desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again.

<blockquote class="tandy email">
dearest strong bad 
do you remember the email that you deleted 
the hardest 
sincerly 
josh 
oakland
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "sincerly" as written, and "josh oakland" as "josho kland"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, let's just see here... Zero capitalisation...

''{The first letters of each of "dearest", "strong", "bad", "do", "sincerly", "josh" and "oakland" are all briefly highlighted}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Misspelling...

''{The word "sincerly" is briefly highlighted}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lack of punctuation...

''{The blank spaces after "bad", "hardest", "sincerly" and "josh" are all briefly highlighted}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like a winner to me! ''{typing}'' Dearest Josho, I have some good news for you! I DO remember the email that I deleted the hardest. And I'm still remembering it right now!!! ''{stops typing}'' Homestar! Little help please.

''{Zooms out to reveal Homestar pouring a bottle of Mountain Dew into the hole in the side of the Tandy}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm way ahead of ya, SB.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then, we'll just add some of the King of Town's fizzy denture tablets.

''{Strong Bad holds up a box of "Oh No You Dent!!!" disgusting old person tablets}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Thems is my after-dinner mints!

''{Strong Bad tips several of the tablets into the hole.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{heavy reverb}'' And now if you'd please turn in your hymnals, and join me in singing number 119, a-deleted.

''{Strong Bad hits the keyboard, and the "DELETED!!" screen comes up, with a gothic font. Organ music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD & HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Deleted!

''{Strong Bad swings a pickaxe through the keyboard and the desk. The Tandy explodes, and gives off a bad graphics mushroom cloud.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Goodbye, old girl. They'll always say you went out in a blaze of green rectangular glory.

''{Homestar, with one eye closed, starts pouring Mountain Dew on the carpet. Cut to a closeup of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right! One down, one to go.

''{Cut to a shot of the shotgunned Compy on the desk. The suspenseful music plays. The Paper comes down, reading "To Be Continued Tomorrow!"}''

==Easter Eggs==
* Click on Strong Bad's diamond when he says he's got a lot of important text files on Lappy's harddrive to see a selection of those files.
<table>
<tr valign="top"><td>
<blockquote style="font-family: monospace">
    clncknmsfrmyslf.txt 
Cool nicknames for myself 
-------------------------- 
Mr. Lewd Comment 1965 
Giantus 
The Fake Frenchman 
<del style="color:red">Light 'n Fluffy</del> NO! 
Heaven in Tights 
Good Fortunator 
Bicep Lad 
Lebner 
Mighty Legit 
Dabney Coleman's Evil Twin 
Wisewallace 
/got nothin' 
The Detroit Locksmith 
Prudeacre
</blockquote>
</td><td>
<blockquote style="font-family: monospace">
      cldshplog.txt 
 Cloud Shape Spotting Log 
------------------------- 
lightswitch w/no cover 
baseball headed baby 
brown water 
michigan w/2 bites out of it 
smallish elbow 
box of crackers (unopened) 
pestilence 
2 salamanders giving low-5's 
oversized novelty comb 
cheap date 
strong sad's ghost 
uppity maitre d 
strong sad's corpse 
diet pills
</blockquote>
</td></tr><tr><td>
<blockquote style="font-family: monospace">
    ltr2bkrythrftstr.txt 
Letter to Bakery Thrift Store 
------------------------- 
Dear Bakery Thrift Store, 
Whom do you think you are 
fooling? You sell old baked 
goods. The stuff regular 
bakeries throw away. So what 
if a loaf of bread is only 
29 cents? It's old bread. 
Should I start collecting 
roadkill squirrels, glue 
cotton balls to their butts 
and open an 'Aftermarket 
Rabbit Thrift Store?' Oh, 
wait. Yes I should. Thank You 
Bakery Thrift Store. Love, SB
</blockquote>
</td><td valign="bottom">[[Image:Dullard_sbemail159a.png|thumb|Horses in IT?]]</td></tr>
</table>

* Click on the roof vent after Strong Bad's joke about Horses in IT to see a [[Dullard]] comic.
* Click the plug socket after the explosion to replay the explosion animation.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The explosion following the addition of Mountain Dew and denture tablets to the Tandy 400 is due to the rapid release of carbon dioxide gas from both the carbonated water and the effervescent action of the sodium bicarbonate and citric acid in the tablets. This process is not to be confused with the [[Wikipedia:Mentos eruption|Mentos eruption]] phenomenon which releases gas only from the carbonated water due to the abundance of nucleation sites.
*[[Wikipedia:Control-Alt-Delete|Control-Alt-Delete]] is a computer keyboard command on [[Wikipedia:IBM PC compatible|IBM PC compatible]] systems that can be used to close programs or reboot the computer.

===Remarks===
[[Image:extra outlet and Lappy plug.png|thumb|120px|The Lappy's tail!]]
*In Marshie's Whodunnit? scene, every main character is visible silhouetted except for [[The Cheat]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]] and [[Strong Bad]] himself.
*Strong Bad says that the Lappy's hard drive holds five "[[Wikipedia:Megabyte|megs]]." However, in [[animal]], the Lappy has a "2 MB Hard Drive!".
*During Strong Bad's confrontation with the Tandy and Compy, there are clickable areas on the Lappy's screen, but clicking on them has no effect. This is because the Tandy's contrast buttons are behind the Lappy, and they are disabled in this scene.
*The word "contrast" on Strong Bad's Tandy is in a different font than it was before the Tandy was thrown out.
*The Paper doesn't have a link to Strong Bad's email address.
*If you view the flash file, during the Mountain Dew scene, there is an extra plug outlet outside the black, complete with the Lappy's cord plugged in.

=== Goofs ===
*The Lappy seems to still have all its keys, despite one of them having been removed in [[cliffhangers]].

===Inside References===
*This is another appearance of [[Index Cards|index cards]] on the site.
*"Now, let's check emails like it was the deuce double-ought dweice!" may be a reference to the fact that Strong Bad last checked an email with the Tandy in 2002.
*The position of Strong Bad's head in front of the Tandy, his reflected mouth on the Tandy's screen and his lack of head movement is a reference to his early emails.
*"Number 119, a-deleted" may be a reference to Email #119 ([[animal]]) in which Strong Bad first got the Lappy.
*Two of the items on Strong Bad's Cloud Shape Spotting Log ("strong sad's ghost" and "strong sad's corpse") refer to [[Death#Strong Sad's Imagined Death|Strong Sad's imagined death]].
*Homestar pouring [[Mountain Dew]] into the Tandy is a reference to [[anything]], in which he poured Mountain Dew onto the Compy.
*The line "if it'll save the orphanage" is a reference to [[Kid Speedy]], in which coming "not last" wins you enough money to save the orphanage.
*Strong Bad makes Homsar's walking noise when he notices the Lappy's cord and is franticaly pacing around.

===Real-World References===
*The [[Wikipedia:Teal (color)|Teal]] Screen of Near Death is a reference to the various colored [[Wikipedia:Category:Screens of death|Screens of death]] used by computer operating systems to indicate serious system errors. The [[Compy 386]] has been seen to have its own [[Wikipedia:Blue Screen of Death|Blue Screen of Death]] (the [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|Flagrant System Error]]) on more than one occasion.
*[[Wikipedia:Dabney Coleman|Dabney Coleman]] is an actor most known for his role in the films ''[[Wikipedia:Nine to Five|Nine to Five]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Tootsie|Tootsie]]''.
*Strong Bad scrambling back and forth underneath the Lappy's cord may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong 3|Donkey Kong 3]], while the music is reminiscent of the game [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Bros. 2]], when the player is fighting a boss.
*[[Wikipedia:Slick Rick|Slick Rick]] was a popular hip-hop artist of the late 1980's and early 1990's.
*/got nothin' in the text files is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Fark.com|Fark.com]], where people sometimes end their posts with that remark.
*Homestar pouring Mountain Dew onto the carpet after the destruction of the Tandy may be a reference to the practice of pouring [[Wikipedia:libation|libations]] on the ground to honor the dead.
*A [[Wikipedia:Hushpuppy|Hushpuppy]] is a deep-fried ball of cornmeal commonly eaten in the southern United States.
*"Buck o' nine" may be a reference to the San Diego, California ska band [[Wikipedia:Buck-O-Nine|Buck-O-Nine]].


==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|159a|9957}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Sun, 24 Sep 2006 15:57:04 GMT

Homsar7: /* The Sbemail I Sent... */

Hiya! My Name Is Eric. I'm 14 And I Play Guitar.

I Love [[Homsar]]. He's My Favorite Character. I Worship Him. I Also Draw Him In My Spare Time. So Far I've Drawn Him A Slash, Kumar, And Just Himself. My Next Homsar Drawing Project Is Him In The [[Homestarmy]].

== Faves/Non-Faves ==

Favorite Big Toon: [[A Folky Tale]]

Favorite Short: [[Commandos in the Classroom]] or [[Experimental Film]]

Favorite Game: [[TROGDOR!]]

Favorite SB Email: [[interview]], [[homsar]], [[long pants]], or [[do over]]

Least Favorite Big Toon: [[The Reddest Radish]]

Least Favorite Short: um...none

Least Favorite Game: [[Marshie Ween]]

Least Favorite SB Email: [[labor day]]

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== My Username ==

My Name Comes From My Favorite Character, Homsar.

The Number 7 Comes From The Astros 2nd Baseman Craig Biggio, And It's Also My Lucky Number.

== Dreams ==

Yes, I Have Dreams.

My Dream Job Is A Guitarist Or A Chef. I Like To Cook.

I Am Also Pretty Funny. Being a Comidien Would Be Cool.

If I Could Turn Into One Homestar Runner Character, It Would Be Homsar.

== Songwritting And Music ==

Yes I Write Songs. I've Written Them sice I Was 10 Years Old. Some Have Been Destroyed In The Evil Washing Machine *Glares*.

I'm Into Garage, Grunge, Rock, NuMetal, And A ''Very Small'' Amount Of Rap.

My Favorite Bands Are Breaking Benjamin, Cold, Nine Inch Nails, Puddle Of Mudd, The Subways, The Bravery, Bowling For Soup, Billy Corgan, Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, And An Irish Band Called [http://www.myspace.com/franticstate Frantic State].

== Cool Sites ==

*[http://www.ultimateshowdown.org The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destainy!] ''WARNING!'': It Is A Bit Graphic...
*[http://electric7.mydeardiary.com My Blog] ''WARNING!'': The Topics I Speak About Are NOT For Kids Under Age 12. Also, My Language Can Get Out Of Hand At Times...

== The Sbemail I Sent... ==
I decided to send Strong Bad an email, Sometime in September of '06... Asking him...

<blockquote class="lappy email">

<div>subject: Getting The Girl</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
I'm in love with this girl, who barely knows I exist. I want her to like me. Could you show me 
how you win girl's hearts so I can win hers? 
Claiming Homestar Runner is dumb and doesn't wear long pants, 
Eric from New Jersey
</blockquote>

== [[personal favorites]] Tab ==

I've Found The Secret To The Wicked Solo In The Intro To The Email [[personal favorites]]. Here's The Tab.

Instrument: Guitar
Tuning: Standard (Low E, A, D, G, B, High E)

Strong Bad: Awwwww (starts here) EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*E------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*B------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*G-----------------10(ring)-----------10-8----8---------------------------------------
*D--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3---------10---10------8(slide)10-----3-3--3----3-3-3
*A--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3-------------------------------------3-3--3----3-3-3
*e--2-2--2---2-2-2------2-2--2---2-------------------------------------2-2--2----2-2-2

Strong Bad: Whoa, That Was The Wickedest Solo Ever. Now What Function Hey Do I Have To Hit To Play That Again?

== Cool Quotes ==
Idea borrowed from [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]. Used with permission. All rights reserved.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Quote !! From
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Matt Equals MATT! || [[50 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': possums...... || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Kelsey Grammer! || [[Homsar Main Page]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': ummm...BREAKIN' STUFF! || [[Strong Mad]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! || [[long pants]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': No, I'm Not In India. || [[isp]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': Sounds More Like A Terlet If You Ask Me! || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': But Homsar Called And Said He Was A Million Ladies Tall. || [[2 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Rise, My Son. And Giveth Me Instead, $7.50 With Which To Buy Some Buffalo Chicken Tenders. || [[radio]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homeslice]]''': I Wasn't Stapled To Any Chicken! || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Aaaalms For The Pudgy? Aaalms For The Pudgy. || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAa Hey Tubbs! I Just Lost My Jengajam! || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Greta Is Feeding The Mouse Bug Spray. When Will He Be Done For? || [[That Time of Year]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': I Represent Distinguished Businessman.|| [[An Open Forum]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': Don't you touch that- zabbitablough! || [[radio]] easter egg
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': DELORTED ! || [[replacement]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Cool, Cool, Depressing, Cool. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| '''[[The Cheat]]''': Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it. || [[The Cheat]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': Did You Just Say Parakeet?!? || [[caffine]]
|-
| '''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''': Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME! || [[do over]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': SOMEBODY HEEEEELP! || [[Sick Day]]
|-
| '''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''': Look lively! || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
|-
| '''[[The Kaiser]]''': Ach Du Lieber! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!|| [[That A Ghost]]
|-
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': I Can Count To G! || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
|-
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': Umm... Uh, that wasn't very good. || [[Audition With Marzipan]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAaAaAaA! || Various Toons
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Puppet Homestar]]''': Yeah, Liability! L-I-A-B-I... || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit! || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': I HAVE A FUNNY HAT! || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
|-
| '''[[Atari Strong Bad]]''': Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me! || [[Main Page 13]]
|-
| '''[[1-Up]]''': I want pudding! || [[Under Construction]]
|}

== Get Outta My House! ==

Ok, Feel Free To [[Special:Emailuser/{{PAGENAME}}|Wikimail]] Me, But It Works Better (and gets a quicker response!) On My Talk Page. Just Click Talk Up There. *pokes top of page*

Ok, So You Can Leave. I Dont Care Where Really. Why Not Click The Random Page Button Up There? But Anyway, Peace Out, Party People!

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:32:56 GMT

Homsar7:

Hiya! My Name Is Eric. I'm 14 And I Play Guitar.

I Love [[Homsar]]. He's My Favorite Character. I Worship Him. I Also Draw Him In My Spare Time. So Far I've Drawn Him A Slash, Kumar, And Just Himself. My Next Homsar Drawing Project Is Him In The [[Homestarmy]].

== Faves/Non-Faves ==

Favorite Big Toon: [[A Folky Tale]]

Favorite Short: [[Commandos in the Classroom]] or [[Experimental Film]]

Favorite Game: [[TROGDOR!]]

Favorite SB Email: [[interview]], [[homsar]], [[long pants]], or [[do over]]

Least Favorite Big Toon: [[The Reddest Radish]]

Least Favorite Short: um...none

Least Favorite Game: [[Marshie Ween]]

Least Favorite SB Email: [[labor day]]

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{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=MEH|msg=This user can understand some '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''', but is not fluent in it.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=TEEN|msg=This user is between '''13 and 19 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CC6666|codebkgd=#FF6666|codecolor=#000000|code=HI|msg=This user is on the '''[[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|welcoming committee]]''', but '''[[User:Lapper|Lapper]]''' keeps taking every new member!}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=LOL|msg=This user is '''[[funny]]''' and uses homestarrunner.com jokes daily!}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#006600|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Fallen Ben.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is a part of of the '''[[Homestarmy]]'''.}}
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|}

== My Username ==

My Name Comes From My Favorite Character, Homsar.

The Number 7 Comes From The Astros 2nd Baseman Craig Biggio, And It's Also My Lucky Number.

== Dreams ==

Yes, I Have Dreams.

My Dream Job Is A Guitarist Or A Chef. I Like To Cook.

I Am Also Pretty Funny. Being a Comidien Would Be Cool.

If I Could Turn Into One Homestar Runner Character, It Would Be Homsar.

== Songwritting And Music ==

Yes I Write Songs. I've Written Them sice I Was 10 Years Old. Some Have Been Destroyed In The Evil Washing Machine *Glares*.

I'm Into Garage, Grunge, Rock, NuMetal, And A ''Very Small'' Amount Of Rap.

My Favorite Bands Are Breaking Benjamin, Cold, Nine Inch Nails, Puddle Of Mudd, The Subways, The Bravery, Bowling For Soup, Billy Corgan, Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, And An Irish Band Called [http://www.myspace.com/franticstate Frantic State].

== Cool Sites ==

*[http://www.ultimateshowdown.org The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destainy!] ''WARNING!'': It Is A Bit Graphic...
*[http://electric7.mydeardiary.com My Blog] ''WARNING!'': The Topics I Speak About Are NOT For Kids Under Age 12. Also, My Language Can Get Out Of Hand At Times...

== The Sbemail I Sent... ==
I deacided to send Strong Bad an email, asking him...

<blockquote class="lappy email">

<div>subject: Getting The Girl</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
I'm in love with this girl, who barely knows I exist. I want her to like me. Could you show me 
how you win girl's hearts so I can win hers? 
Claiming Homestar Runner is dumb and doesn't wear long pants, 
Eric from New Jersey
</blockquote>

== [[personal favorites]] Tab ==

I've Found The Secret To The Wicked Solo In The Intro To The Email [[personal favorites]]. Here's The Tab.

Instrument: Guitar
Tuning: Standard (Low E, A, D, G, B, High E)

Strong Bad: Awwwww (starts here) EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*E------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*B------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*G-----------------10(ring)-----------10-8----8---------------------------------------
*D--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3---------10---10------8(slide)10-----3-3--3----3-3-3
*A--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3-------------------------------------3-3--3----3-3-3
*e--2-2--2---2-2-2------2-2--2---2-------------------------------------2-2--2----2-2-2

Strong Bad: Whoa, That Was The Wickedest Solo Ever. Now What Function Hey Do I Have To Hit To Play That Again?

== Cool Quotes ==
Idea borrowed from [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]. Used with permission. All rights reserved.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Quote !! From
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Matt Equals MATT! || [[50 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': possums...... || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Kelsey Grammer! || [[Homsar Main Page]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': ummm...BREAKIN' STUFF! || [[Strong Mad]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! || [[long pants]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': No, I'm Not In India. || [[isp]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': Sounds More Like A Terlet If You Ask Me! || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': But Homsar Called And Said He Was A Million Ladies Tall. || [[2 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Rise, My Son. And Giveth Me Instead, $7.50 With Which To Buy Some Buffalo Chicken Tenders. || [[radio]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homeslice]]''': I Wasn't Stapled To Any Chicken! || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Aaaalms For The Pudgy? Aaalms For The Pudgy. || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAa Hey Tubbs! I Just Lost My Jengajam! || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Greta Is Feeding The Mouse Bug Spray. When Will He Be Done For? || [[That Time of Year]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': I Represent Distinguished Businessman.|| [[An Open Forum]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': Don't you touch that- zabbitablough! || [[radio]] easter egg
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': DELORTED ! || [[replacement]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Cool, Cool, Depressing, Cool. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| '''[[The Cheat]]''': Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it. || [[The Cheat]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': Did You Just Say Parakeet?!? || [[caffine]]
|-
| '''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''': Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME! || [[do over]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': SOMEBODY HEEEEELP! || [[Sick Day]]
|-
| '''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''': Look lively! || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
|-
| '''[[The Kaiser]]''': Ach Du Lieber! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!|| [[That A Ghost]]
|-
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': I Can Count To G! || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
|-
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': Umm... Uh, that wasn't very good. || [[Audition With Marzipan]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAaAaAaA! || Various Toons
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Puppet Homestar]]''': Yeah, Liability! L-I-A-B-I... || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit! || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': I HAVE A FUNNY HAT! || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
|-
| '''[[Atari Strong Bad]]''': Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me! || [[Main Page 13]]
|-
| '''[[1-Up]]''': I want pudding! || [[Under Construction]]
|}

== Get Outta My House! ==

Ok, Feel Free To [[Special:Emailuser/{{PAGENAME}}|Wikimail]] Me, But It Works Better (and gets a quicker response!) On My Talk Page. Just Click Talk Up There. *pokes top of page*

Ok, So You Can Leave. I Dont Care Where Really. Why Not Click The Random Page Button Up There? But Anyway, Peace Out, Party People!

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 05:46:18 GMT

Homsar7:

Hiya! My Name Is Eric. I'm 14 And I Play Guitar.[[Image:Homsar7.jpg|thumb|Me, Me, Me, Oh, And Me.]]

I Love [[Homsar]]. He's My Favorite Character. I Worship Him. I Also Draw Him In My Spare Time. So Far I've Drawn Him A Slash, Kumar, And Just Himself. My Next Homsar Drawing Project Is Him In The [[Homestarmy]].

== Faves/Non-Faves ==

Favorite Big Toon: [[A Folky Tale]]

Favorite Short: [[Commandos in the Classroom]] or [[Experimental Film]]

Favorite Game: [[TROGDOR!]]

Favorite SB Email: [[interview]], [[homsar]], [[long pants]], or [[do over]]

Least Favorite Big Toon: [[The Reddest Radish]]

Least Favorite Short: um...none

Least Favorite Game: [[Marshie Ween]]

Least Favorite SB Email: [[labor day]]

{{userboxtop}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=This user was '''[[interview|raised by a cup of coffee]]''' and has become a cup of coffee.}}
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{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=MEH|msg=This user can understand some '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''', but is not fluent in it.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=TEEN|msg=This user is between '''13 and 19 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CC6666|codebkgd=#FF6666|codecolor=#000000|code=HI|msg=This user is on the '''[[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|welcoming committee]]''', but '''[[User:Lapper|Lapper]]''' keeps taking every new member!}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#A9A9A9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:parsnips.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user loves '''[[Old-Timey]] Toons'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=LOL|msg=This user is '''[[funny]]''' and uses homestarrunner.com jokes daily!}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#006600|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Fallen Ben.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is a part of of the '''[[Homestarmy]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#006400|mainbkgd=#ADFF2F|codebkgd=#2E8B57|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:HomsarPotion-ma-jig.png|30px]]|msg=This user enjoys doing '''[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]]'''. He's just got to find the right '''[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|location, location, lo-ca-tion!]]'''}}

|}

== My Username ==

My Name Comes From My Favorite Character, Homsar.

The Number 7 Comes From The Astros 2nd Baseman Craig Biggio, And It's Also My Lucky Number.

== Dreams ==

Yes, I Have Dreams.

My Dream Job Is A Guitarist Or A Chef. I Like To Cook.

I Am Also Pretty Funny. Being a Comidien Would Be Cool.

If I Could Turn Into One Homestar Runner Character, It Would Be Homsar.

== Songwritting And Music ==

Yes I Write Songs. I've Written Them sice I Was 10 Years Old. Some Have Been Destroyed In The Evil Washing Machine *Glares*.

I'm Into Garage, Grunge, Rock, NuMetal, And A ''Very Small'' Amount Of Rap.

My Favorite Bands Are Breaking Benjamin, Cold, Nine Inch Nails, Puddle Of Mudd, The Subways, The Bravery, Bowling For Soup, Billy Corgan, Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, And An Irish Band Called [http://www.myspace.com/franticstate Frantic State].

== 50 Random Things About Me ==

*My Name Is Eric
*I'm From NJ
*I Play Guitar
*CHEESE!
*I'm Very Random
*Homsar Rules
*Homsar Is My Master
*I'm Doing Fine On The Wiki
*Music Is My Thing
*I Go Against The Crowd
*And
*Sometimes
*I
*Speak
*With
*Pauses
*Like That
*I'm Going To Bishop Arh High School Next Year
*I'm Currently In Franklin Middle School
*How Many Is That?
*Twenty-One, Including This One
*Doing Good
*My Second Favorite Character Is Strong Sad
*He's A Really Good Poet
*He's Mistreated
*And His Voice Is Cool
*Family Guy Quote:
*'''Brian:'''You're Drunk
*'''Stewie:'''You're Sexy
*Thats Really Funny
*'{holds up a sign that says "I Talk Like This Sometimes"}'
*'{flips sign, now says "Go Wile E. Coyote!}'
*Now How Many Is That?
*Thrity-Four, This One Too, Last Time I'm Doing This
*I'm Trying To Lose Weight
*I Bike A Lot To Do This
*I'm Not Too Overweight
*But I Still Am
*I Write Songs
*I Have A Myspace
*I Have 82 Friends So Far On It
*Oh Snap!
*Just Felt Like Saying That
*And I'll Leave You With One Final Quote
*Ready?
*You Sure?
*Ok,
*Here
*It Is
*"Little Boys Who Talk Dirty Grow Up To Be Democrates"

== Cool Sites ==

*[http://www.ultimateshowdown.org The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destainy!] ''WARNING!'': It Is A Bit Graphic...
*[http://electric7.mydeardiary.com My Blog] ''WARNING!'': The Topics I Speak About Are NOT For Kids Under Age 12. Also, My Language Can Get Out Of Hand At Times...

== [[personal favorites]] Tab ==

I've Found The Secret To The Wicked Solo In The Intro To The Email [[personal favorites]]. Here's The Tab.

Instrument: Guitar
Tuning: Standard (Low E, A, D, G, B, High E)

Strong Bad: Awwwww (starts here) EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*E------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*B------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*G-----------------10(ring)-----------10-8----8---------------------------------------
*D--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3---------10---10------8(slide)10-----3-3--3----3-3-3
*A--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3-------------------------------------3-3--3----3-3-3
*e--2-2--2---2-2-2------2-2--2---2-------------------------------------2-2--2----2-2-2

Strong Bad: Whoa, That Was The Wickedest Solo Ever. Now What Function Hey Do I Have To Hit To Play That Again?

== Cool Quotes ==
Idea borrowed from [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]. Used with permission. All rights reserved.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Quote !! From
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Matt Equals MATT! || [[50 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': possums...... || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Kelsey Grammer! || [[Homsar Main Page]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': ummm...BREAKIN' STUFF! || [[Strong Mad]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! || [[long pants]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': No, I'm Not In India. || [[isp]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': Sounds More Like A Terlet If You Ask Me! || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': But Homsar Called And Said He Was A Million Ladies Tall. || [[2 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Rise, My Son. And Giveth Me Instead, $7.50 With Which To Buy Some Buffalo Chicken Tenders. || [[radio]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homeslice]]''': I Wasn't Stapled To Any Chicken! || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Aaaalms For The Pudgy? Aaalms For The Pudgy. || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAa Hey Tubbs! I Just Lost My Jengajam! || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Greta Is Feeding The Mouse Bug Spray. When Will He Be Done For? || [[That Time of Year]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': I Represent Distinguished Businessman.|| [[An Open Forum]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': Don't you touch that- zabbitablough! || [[radio]] easter egg
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': DELORTED ! || [[replacement]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Cool, Cool, Depressing, Cool. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| '''[[The Cheat]]''': Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it. || [[The Cheat]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': Did You Just Say Parakeet?!? || [[caffine]]
|-
| '''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''': Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME! || [[do over]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': SOMEBODY HEEEEELP! || [[Sick Day]]
|-
| '''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''': Look lively! || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
|-
| '''[[The Kaiser]]''': Ach Du Lieber! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!|| [[That A Ghost]]
|-
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': I Can Count To G! || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
|-
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': Umm... Uh, that wasn't very good. || [[Audition With Marzipan]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAaAaAaA! || Various Toons
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Puppet Homestar]]''': Yeah, Liability! L-I-A-B-I... || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit! || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': I HAVE A FUNNY HAT! || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
|-
| '''[[Atari Strong Bad]]''': Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me! || [[Main Page 13]]
|-
| '''[[1-Up]]''': I want pudding! || [[Under Construction]]
|}

== Get Outta My House! ==

Ok, Feel Free To [[Special:Emailuser/{{PAGENAME}}|Wikimail]] Me, But It Works Better (and gets a quicker response!) On My Talk Page. Just Click Talk Up There. *pokes top of page*

Ok, So You Can Leave. I Dont Care Where Really. Why Not Click The Random Page Button Up There? But Anyway, Peace Out, Party People!

Superbowl Dealie

Homsar7 — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 15:56:45 GMT

Homsar7: /* Remarks */

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|superbowl|A Decemberween Pageant|Malloween Commercial}}
[[Image:superbowldealie.png|thumb|"Yeah... Yeah, okay... Um... I'll take this to the house."]]

Strong Mad has an enjoyable time watching the Super Bowl on TV.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Strong Bad's Basement]]

'''Date:''' January 29, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 0:39

'''Page Title:''' Superbowl 20X6
__FORCETOC__
== Transcript ==
''{down in the basement of the Brothers Strong's abode...}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{has a football in one hand, and is watching something on TV}'' TAKE IT TO THE HOOOOUSE! ''{punches the couch four times}'' TAKE IT TO THE HOOOOOUSE!

''{Strong Bad walks up, squinting his eyes as though he's half-asleep.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um... Hey, tough skins. Uh... The game's been over for about 6 hours now.

'''TV:''' Take it and forget it!

'''STRONG MAD:''' TAAAKE IT TO THE HOUUSE! ''{throws his football at Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{catches football}'' Yeah... Yeah, okay... Um... I'll take this to the house. ''{walks away}''

''{Homestar Runner walks in wearing a Boston Bruins jersey}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Do do do do do do do do do do do. ''{stops singing}'' Wow. That guy's really taking it to the house.

'''TV''': Take it and forget it!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down and it says: "Due to the big game, the Strong Bad Email will be late this week."}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Remarks===
*Despite the focus on football, this cartoon has deliberately confused different sports for comic effect:
**"Take it to the house" is a term generally used more often in basketball than football.
**Homestar is wearing the jersey of the [[Wikipedia:Boston_Bruins|Boston Bruins]], a [[Wikipedia:National_Hockey_League|Hockey]] team.
*If you wait 3 seconds, Homestar will [[Homestar Peeking|peek]] around [[The Paper]], much like he peeked around the ribbon at the end of [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*When the paper is covering Strong Mad's eyebrows, he looks a lot like he did in [[haircut]].

===Goofs===
*When Homestar walks in while singing, his mouth isn't moving.
*While the toon is loading, the [[TeeBee|tv]] is not there, but when the toon starts playing, it appears.
*When Strong Bad looks at the football, his right eye is bigger than his left.

===Inside References===
*The Heading "Superbowl 20X6" is an obvious reference to [[20X6]].

===Real-World References===
*The "Set it and forget it" line is from the infomercial for the [http://www.ronco.com/ Showtime Rotisserie].
*Other than the page title and filename (both of which use "superbowl" instead of "[[Wikipedia:Super Bowl|Super Bowl]]"), the game is not actually referenced by its name. This is probably to avoid issues with the [[Wikipedia:National Football League|NFL]] concerning the use of the trademarked name "Super Bowl." You'll find similar references to "The Big Game" in advertisements from companies every January when they suggest that their products are essential to your enjoyment of the Super Bowl, without paying the NFL for the rights to tell you that in so many words.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:superbowl.html|watch "Superbowl Dealie"]]
*[[HR:superbowl.swf|view the Flash file for "Superbowl Dealie"]]

[[Category:Holiday Toons]][[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]

Superbowl Dealie

Homsar7 — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 15:55:54 GMT

Homsar7: /* Remarks */

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|superbowl|A Decemberween Pageant|Malloween Commercial}}
[[Image:superbowldealie.png|thumb|"Yeah... Yeah, okay... Um... I'll take this to the house."]]

Strong Mad has an enjoyable time watching the Super Bowl on TV.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Strong Bad's Basement]]

'''Date:''' January 29, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 0:39

'''Page Title:''' Superbowl 20X6
__FORCETOC__
== Transcript ==
''{down in the basement of the Brothers Strong's abode...}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{has a football in one hand, and is watching something on TV}'' TAKE IT TO THE HOOOOUSE! ''{punches the couch four times}'' TAKE IT TO THE HOOOOOUSE!

''{Strong Bad walks up, squinting his eyes as though he's half-asleep.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um... Hey, tough skins. Uh... The game's been over for about 6 hours now.

'''TV:''' Take it and forget it!

'''STRONG MAD:''' TAAAKE IT TO THE HOUUSE! ''{throws his football at Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{catches football}'' Yeah... Yeah, okay... Um... I'll take this to the house. ''{walks away}''

''{Homestar Runner walks in wearing a Boston Bruins jersey}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Do do do do do do do do do do do. ''{stops singing}'' Wow. That guy's really taking it to the house.

'''TV''': Take it and forget it!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down and it says: "Due to the big game, the Strong Bad Email will be late this week."}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Remarks===
*Despite the focus on football, this cartoon has deliberately confused different sports for comic effect:
**"Take it to the house" is a term generally used more often in basketball than football.
**Homestar is wearing the jersey of the [[Wikipedia:Boston_Bruins|Boston Bruins]], a [[Wikipedia:National_Hockey_League|Hockey]] team.
*If you wait 3 seconds, Homestar will [[Homestar Peeking|peek]] around [[The Paper]], much like he peeked around the ribbon at the end of [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*When the paper is covering Strong Mad's eyes, he looks a lot like he did in [[haircut]].

===Goofs===
*When Homestar walks in while singing, his mouth isn't moving.
*While the toon is loading, the [[TeeBee|tv]] is not there, but when the toon starts playing, it appears.
*When Strong Bad looks at the football, his right eye is bigger than his left.

===Inside References===
*The Heading "Superbowl 20X6" is an obvious reference to [[20X6]].

===Real-World References===
*The "Set it and forget it" line is from the infomercial for the [http://www.ronco.com/ Showtime Rotisserie].
*Other than the page title and filename (both of which use "superbowl" instead of "[[Wikipedia:Super Bowl|Super Bowl]]"), the game is not actually referenced by its name. This is probably to avoid issues with the [[Wikipedia:National Football League|NFL]] concerning the use of the trademarked name "Super Bowl." You'll find similar references to "The Big Game" in advertisements from companies every January when they suggest that their products are essential to your enjoyment of the Super Bowl, without paying the NFL for the rights to tell you that in so many words.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:superbowl.html|watch "Superbowl Dealie"]]
*[[HR:superbowl.swf|view the Flash file for "Superbowl Dealie"]]

[[Category:Holiday Toons]][[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]

User:Homsar7/sig

Homsar7 — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 15:42:41 GMT

Homsar7:

[[Image:Homsar-in-motion.gif]][[User:Homsar7|'''''Homsar7''''']]([[User talk:Homsar7|''Hom'']] · [[Special:Contributions/Homsar7|''Sar'']])[[Image:Homsar-in-motion.gif]]

Talk:theme song

Homsar7 — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 15:34:44 GMT

Homsar7: Well, There Go My Hopes...

HOMESTAR HAS TEETH!!!!! WHAT IS THE WERLD COMING TOOO???????!!!!--{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 11:09, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
:I thought it was cute. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 11:44, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

==Whyyyy??==
It seems like every new e-mail nowadays has a little part of an e-mail that I sent- but mine never really gets answered! Like, a while ago, I sent Strong Bad an email about getting a talkshow- now he has one? Ahhh!!! {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 11:44, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
: Well, I did ask him about a theme song once... however, it was a ''personal'' theme song, and before [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] came out (which sorta answered the question.) And I asked him a question relating to [[alternate universe]]s, but again, it wasn't really related to the 'toon in question when I asked it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 12:31, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
::Strong Bad gets 3000 emails a day, according to the Wall Street Journal. The chances are pretty high that they get questions about theme songs every other day.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 12:35, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
:::wall street journal??!!??, who cares about what some funny guy with the last name street thinks, and why are you reading his journal anywho?{{User:Csours/sig}} 13:56, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
::::Yes, I know. It's just aggrivating. And, Csours- ''I'' care about it, because I just happen to like the Wall Street Journal. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 14:44, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

==Strong Bad e-mail will be right back...==
The person who said Strong Bad e-mail will be right back after these messages was clearly not Mike or Matt or Missy. Could it have been Jackie? {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 11:44, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

:Jackie whom? [[User:Ppk01|Ppk01]] 11:54, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

::[[Jackie Chapman]], of course (there is a search bar for one to utilize) <3 . —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 12:47, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

:It sounds like the same voice as Nibbles, at any rate. Probably Matt or Mike sped up digitally. [[User:Octan|Octan]] 12:58, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

After a brief listen to the seniorprom outtake, I think that it was Missy, without being 100% sure.[[User:Lord-z|Lord-z]] 12:15, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

:Sounded like Missy/Marzy to me. {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 15:13, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

== Easter Egg ==

They only put in one easter egg. I'm letting them get away with this for one reason: There is NOTHING more fun than making The Cheat's tooth do the Shaheeeeeen effect.

== 14 degrees below zero. ==

here are the 14 degrees senor cardgage got. someone pls format them and put them on the transcript. 
Business Administraton 
Business Abomination 
Mousepad Engineer 
Infotainment Technology 
e-Cutting Ones 
The Lighter Side of Sports 
Matt's Communications 
Business Wheeling 
Insider Trading 
Computer Graphs 
Bidness Dealing 
Caps Lock Technician 
Escrow Understandment 
Marriage Apothecary 
{{User:Csours/sig}} 13:53, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
:also, the transcript says that the first guest is hilarity, i think he said celerity. because celerity would be funnier.
::also also, when strongbad says onta-rio and then says, "oh a little south of the border flavor" it is because he emphasized the rio in ontario. and the rio grande is the border betwixt free country usa and mexano. someone please put that in readable form and add it to remarks or explanations. {{User:Csours/sig}} 14:06, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

==Location, Location, Location==

When Strong Bad says "south of the border flavor", wouldn't this mean the Free Country USA is above Canada? [[User:Nintendogs123|Nintendogs123]]
:No, it means Strong Bad doesn't know his geography very well. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:06, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
::read the last thing i wrote, right above this.{{User:Csours/sig}} 15:19, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

== Well, There Go My Hopes... ==

I sent in an email talking about theme songs to Strong Bad, and when it said "theme song" on the main page, my heart fricken skipped a beat. But alas, it wasn't mine. Dang you and your shiny last name Shaween! - {{User:Homsar7/sig}}

Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters

Homsar7 — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 21:56:25 GMT

Homsar7: /* Quotes of the Week */

Some characters make a very brief appearance in [[Teen Girl Squad]], often hurting one of the girls. Usually they are never seen again, but in the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10th Issue special]], many of these characters made cameo appearances at [[The Ugly One]]'s Sweet Someteen Birthday Bash.
[[Image:Sweetsometeen.PNG|500px|thumb|right|A party of minor characters]]

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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]==
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|[[Image:The_Helicopter.PNG|150px|Bang-bang-bang!]] ||
=====A Helicopter=====
This helicopter attacked some [[The Birds|birds]] with machine guns. Surprisingly, this aircraft was the first object to harm living creatures in the entire series, yet its victims did not include one of the girls. [[Strong Bad]] supplied the rapid fire noise of its deadly projectiles.
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| [[Image:Dinosaur.PNG|150px|Bend It Like Beckhamasaurus Rex]] ||
=====The Dinosaur=====
The [[Dinosaurs|dinosaur]] punted [[What's Her Face]] across the cartoon. Just after this, she was heard to remark, "Dag, yo." She is presumed to have died upon landing. The dinosaur also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza, where it was revealed to have bloody teeth.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]==
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|[[Image:Cloud_Monster.PNG|150px|Bad weather]] ||
=====Cloud Monster=====
As the girls go to look so good, a cloud in the background grows angry eyes and a mouthful of sharp teeth. It then quickly chomps on some [[The Birds|birds]].
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|[[Image:paul_no_I_in_team.png|150px|No "I" in dead either]] ||

=====No "i" in team boy=====
He is a boy who goes out with [[So and So]], which causes her friends to get jealous. When So and So mentions that she's totally crushing, the boy gets hit by a school bus (driven by [[Arrow'd Guy]]) marked "'''CHILDREN'''". He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. He appears again, silhouetted, in an Easter egg in the email [[death metal]].
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|[[Image:Vulture.png|left|150px|SWOOP'D!!]] 
[[Image:Bat.png|left|150px|GRASP'D!]]
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=====The Vulture and the Bat=====
The Vulture swooped [[The Ugly One]] when she got jealous of [[So and So]]'s getting the "No 'i' in team boy" to date her. The Bat grasped [[Cheerleader]] for the same reasons as the vulture.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]==
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| [[Image:Buzzsaw sun.png|150px|Preeow!]] ||
=====Buzzsaw Sun=====
The sun turned into a buzzsaw, and chopped up some [[The Birds|birds]] in this episode.
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|[[Image:Thrift_Store_Girl.PNG|150px|Boy or girl?]] ||
=====Thrift Store Person=====
This person is found at the thrift store that [[What's Her Face]] shopped at, where she stays behind a rack of shirts, holding a sign that reads, "1 or 2 cent each item." In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] DVD commentary, Strong Bad says that she is a "homeless woman."
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|[[Image:Possum_Attack.PNG|150px|"Poooosssssummmmms...!"]] ||

=====Possums=====
A wave of possums, announced by a menacingly voiced "Poooosssssummmmms...!" attacked What's Her Face as she walked home from the thrift store. They got her dirty and tore her clothing, but didn't kill her. When she met up with the other girls, one possum was seen still attacking her. The possum attack apparently made [[What's Her Face]]'s blood hurt. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. 
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]==
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| [[Image:Pierced_Heart.PNG|150px|Cupid strikes back]] ||
=====Brett Bretterson=====
Brett is an imaginary person who So And So made up in first grade. He is mentioned in Teen Girl Squad Issues 4 and 10. Ignoring her friends' denial of Brett's reality, So And So interacts with "Brett" as if she could actually see and hear him. This causes the other girls to be weirded out. Brett and So And So were going to study together when their plans were ended abruptly by falling in the Fighting Growlbacks [[Bottomless Pits|Bottomless Spirit Pit]].

So And So is in love with Brett, and when she thinks of him hearts appear over her head. One of them grew a face just as it was pierced with an arrow.

In the tenth episode, So And So states that she and Brett Bretterson are "Splitsville".

Brett may or may not be a real person, too; he is listed in the [[best thing#Credits listed|credits]] for [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] as the "Worst animator". Strong Bad confirms this in the [[best thing#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] for [[best thing]].
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| [[Image:quarterback.png|150px|Quarterman]] ||
=====Quarterback=====
The quarterback for the Fighting Growlbacks is a target of the affections of [[Cheerleader]]. He dismisses her with the quip "How's about you get some brains?" This causes Cheerleader to get CEREBELLUM'D by [[Arrow'd Guy]]'s [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Giant_Brain_Mech|Giant Brain Mech]]. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:Cerebellumed_Cheerleader.PNG|150px|Cerebellum'd!]] ||
=====Giant Brain Mech=====
The Giant Brain Mech is a giant brain with lips and an eye patch. It is apparently mechanical, because [[Arrow'd Guy]] can be seen controlling the brain under a glass dome. The brain CEREBELLUM'D! [[Cheerleader]] when the Quarterback suggested that she should go get some brains.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]==
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|[[Image:perchingbird.png|150px|PERCH!]] ||
=====Fat Bird=====
The fat bird is first seen in Issue 5, perched on the "meanwhile, ON VACATION" sign in the transition scene. Later in the cartoon, when The Ugly One gets nervous and sticks her head in the sand, the fat bird flies down and perches on her side. The bird doesn't seem to do anything after that. It just sits there with its tongue hanging out for the rest of the cartoon.
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| [[Image:oldaboys.png|150px|Lying around...]] ||
=====Olda Boys=====
The olda boys are college boys that were at the vacation beach with Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One. One misses video games, but the other misses his mom even more. They can combine their sayings into a pretty cool jam. The spiky-haired one earned a [[Quote of the Week#QW-2004-03-08|Quote of the Week]]. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:Famous or Cool Guys.PNG|150px|Cool or famous]] ||

=====[[Wikipedia:Henry Rollins|Henry Rollins]], [[Wikipedia:Abraham Lincoln|Abraham Lincoln]], and [[Wikipedia:George Washington|George Washington]]=====
These are the "cool or famous" people who look at the nervous The Ugly One and then parasail with So and So. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. There, Henry Rollins was revealed to be an odd red color, a likely reference to [http://21361.com/site_2004/watch_listen.html the music video for "Liar"] (from the album ''Weight''--Henry Rollins Band, Imago Records 1994).
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==[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]]==
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|[[Image:giftexchangelion.png|150px|Now with more 3-legged action!]] ||
=====Gift Exchange Lion=====
This [[Lions|lion]], who seems to be missing a leg, appears in Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One all dive into its mouth in pursuit of [[Decemberween]] presents, but What's Her Face declines. For some reason the [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Inside the Lion|inside of the lion]] looks like the inside of a whale. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:smileyfaceman.png|150px|A nose from the happy judge]] ||
=====Smiley Face Man=====
This happy fellow is a judge in the Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. He and the other two judges (who are both [[Arrow'd Guy]]) TWO'D The Ugly One for her cannonball into the Gift Exchange Lion's mouth. He rates Cheerleader's dive into the lion's mouth a "nose" along with the other judges. Noticeable is the fact that he can move his arms along his skinny body. His "shoulder" is not visible until he lifts up the sign. Little else is known about this person, or what the value of a "nose" is in competitive Lion's mouth jumping. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:hawiianguy.png|150px|Singing about babies]] ||

=====Hawaiian Guy=====
This musician wears a Hawaiian shirt and plays a ukulele. He sang "Wave o' Babies" as a wave of babies appeared. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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| [[Image:Wave of Babies.PNG|150px|A virtual tsunami of infants.]] ||

=====Wave o' Babies=====
These babies are in a giant wave that crashed into What's Her Face. They are seen caving onto What's Her Face, but the actual crash is not shown. It is possible that the wave just swept past without stopping. This is further supported by the fact that after the crash, only two babies are visible clinging onto What's Her Face, while all the others are gone. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:gazelle_carcass_half-digested.PNG|150px|Bonus: Half-Digested!]] ||
=====Gazelle Carcass=====
This half-digested animal is presented by [[The Ugly One]] at the very end of Decemberween Teen Girl Squad to [[Cheerleader]] to her dismay. All of the other girls seem to be pleased at the sight of the dead animal, despite the negative aspects of decomposing carcasses.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]==
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=====Fat Man=====
He's a fat man who wears a singlet similar to Strong Mad's. He fell down a slide and squished Teeny Tiny Cheerleader while she was throwing a tantrum. He bears a resemblance to pro wrestler [[Wikipedia:King Kong Bundy|King Kong Bundy]] and performs the [[Wikipedia:King Kong Bundy#Finishing and signature moves|Bundy Splash]], one of his signature moves.
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| [[Image:billbellamy.png|150px|The bell tolls for thee]] ||

=====Bill Bellamy=====
This is the bell seen in Issue 7 in the Teeny Tiny Girl Squad's [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Diaper School|preschool]]. His role is similar to that of the Intercom, but specific relationship details are unknown. He bears the same name as actor and comedian [[IMDB:nm0004740|Bill Bellamy]].
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]==
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|[[Image:TGS_Intercom.png|120px|Who's that hiding in the wheel?]] ||
=====Intercom=====
The intercom is a feature of the Teen Girl Squad's school. As it is hanging up high in the girls' classroom, it is responsible for announcing things like the school lunch and commands. Later in the cartoon, the Intercom is seen mounted on a robot body, hosting the Battle of the Bands. It introduced the bands "Fatty's Big Chance" and the Teen Girl Squad "[[Kissyboots]]." It also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party on its stand, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza, nursing a martini.
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|[[Image:floortommed.png|150px|Floor Tom, the evil drum]] ||

=====Floor Tom=====
When [[The Ugly One]] does her 16-hour drum solo, she was rudely interrupted by an evil '''[[Wikipedia:Floor tom|floor tom]]''' when it FLOOR TOMMED her by biting her top half off. This was just one of three events that stopped her drum solo, as she was also STEP-MOMMED and [[Pom Pom|POM-POMMED]].
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|[[Image:stepmom.jpg|150px|"YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!"]] ||

=====Mrs. So-and-so-erson=====
Mrs. So-and-so-[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] is [[So and So]]'s "step-mom". "She" resembles [[Arrow'd Guy]] in lipstick and a jogging suit; it's debatable whether she is in fact the same person. As [[Cheerleader]] states, she has questionable taste, which is agreed upon by [[What's Her Face]] after observing the many jogging suits in her [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson's Walk-in Closet|walk-in closet]]. She "STEP-MOMMED" [[The Ugly One]] by pouring ranch dressing on her during her 16-hour drum solo. Apparently, her name is Judith, as seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]].
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|[[Image:FattysBigChance2.png|150px|Consider it Picked!]] ||

=====Fatty=====
Fatty is the sole member of the one-man saxophone band, "Fatty's Big Chance." He played before Kissyboots in the Battle of The Bands. With his [[Wikipedia:Two Tone|two tone]] suit and rousing chant of "pick it up, pick it up," Fatty is a [[Wikipedia:Ska|ska]] machine. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
|-
|[[Image:Trollswantautograph.PNG|150px|KRA'AGH!]] ||

=====Trolls=====
The trolls enter So and So's dressing room while [[So and So]] is preparing for the Battle of the Bands. In their native tongue, they ask her for her autograph. Apparently So and So can understand them, and is happy to oblige. But before she could sign, she was TWELVE-SIDED DiED!, inexplicably by a 20-sided die. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. One of the trolls appears again, silhouetted, in an Easter egg in the email [[death metal]].
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|[[Image:whatsherfacesshark.PNG|150px|A seaworthy bass]] ||
=====A Shark=====
At the Battle of the Bands, [[What's Her Face]]'s bass guitar suddenly transforms into a shark, causing her to comment "My bass feels seaworthy". The shark then bites off the upper half of her body. "Ahhh! My most of me!" she laments.

Amazingly, the shark can also play a mean bass even without fingers. Cheerleader keeps him on to play backup and the remaining member(s) of Kissyboots finish the performance respectably. Alas, after the song ends, the shark can be heard snacking on Cheerleader.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]==
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|[[Image:TGS_LPGirl.PNG|150px|TEN O' CLOCK AND TWO O' CLOCK!]] ||
=====Learner's Permit Girl=====
This girl first appears in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9. She is not a very good driver, and ends up DRiVER'S ED'ED...DEADing Cheerleader. On the plus side, she gives Strong Bad a ride to Babbage's. She also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:SciFiGreg.png|120px|He knew she'd come back to him]] ||
=====Science Fiction Greg=====
Science Fiction Greg is an old boyfriend of What's Her Face. ''See main article: [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg]].''
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|[[Image:SciFiGregPallies.PNG|152px|Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum]] ||

=====Friends of Science Fiction Greg=====
Putative friends of Science Fiction Greg. They listen patiently as he brags about his relationship with What's Her Face and his experience points. The character on the left bears a resemblance to an overweight character often found in Gary Larson's [[Wikipedia:Far Side|Far Side]] cartoons.
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|[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|152px|Doesn't like his style bitten]] ||

=====D N'D Greg=====
An apparent [[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Dragons|Dungeons and Dragons]] expert. ''See main article: [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg]].''
|-
|[[Image:Vultures.PNG|150px|Vulture'd!]] ||

=====Vultures=====
When [[Mr. Pitters]] tries to join the Teen Girl Squad, these fiendish birds tell him that he "ain't no Teen Girl" before eating him at a fancy dinner. According to the second vulture, Mr. Pitters tastes "quite good, quite good." They may be an evolution of the vulture from Issue 2. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:Port-O-John.png|150px|Starring Johnny Rite There as some sort of king.]] ||
=====Port-O-John=====
Port-O-John is a [[Wikipedia:portable toilet|portable outhouse]] that came to life by growing eyes, a nose, a moustache, a mouth, hands and feet. A sign on his side reads ''Johnny Rite There''. It put on a play with So and So once Cheerleader died in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9. It didn't get very good reviews, however, and he is killed by [[Arrow'd Guy]].
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]==
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|[[Image:A_mighty_warrior.png|110px|Corn-based products are no place for him]] ||
=====A Mighty Warrior=====
A [[Wikipedia:Samurai|samurai]] armed with a [[Wikipedia:Naginata|naginata]] who bursts twice from corn-based products: "corn and corn alone" and corn chips. Both times he does so because they are "no place for a mighty warrior." After emerging from the corn chips, he lathe'd a spinning What's Her Face in two with his naginata. He also appeared in an Easter egg for [[myths & legends]], fighting the corn army.
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|[[Image:Coach and olympic man.png|150px|We're not sure what they're talking about, either]] ||

=====Olympic Man and Coach=====
A lonely pair at the "Olympic Race," Olympic Man and Coach prepare for some type of sporting event after being ditched by Cheerleader. Coach apparently brings this about by telling Cheerleader over the phone that "the olympics are soooo dumb!", though Coach vehemently denies this to his well-muscled companion, who apparently has no hands.
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|[[Image:TGS_Scotsmen.PNG|150px|ACHGH!]] ||
=====Scotsmen=====
This "uppaclass" trio of burly, bearded, kilted Scots were drinking a frothy brew from a keg marked "XXX" when they were interrupted by Cheerleader's flirtation. Predictably, she was rejected and caber-tossed only 23 metres away for her efforts.
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|[[Image:Manolio's.png|150px|p4wned!]] ||

=====Manolios Ugly One=====
The Ugly One's father. Owns [[Minor Companies|Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-pawn]], specializing in used and broken electronic goods. ''See main article: [[Manolios Ugly One]]''
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]==

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|[[Image:Death.png|150px|Forebode!]] ||
=====Grim Reaper=====
The [[Grim Reaper]] appears on the horizon as the girls drive off to summer camp. He forbodes and then bites into a hamburger. The girls do not take notice of him.
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|[[Image:StoreManager.png|150px|Manager'd!]] ||
=====Shirt Folding Store Manager=====
The Shirt Folding Store Manager is So and So's manager at Shirt Folding Store. She is rude to So and So, calls her "Mark" and tells her to "get to minimum wagin'". The manager is the only character in episode 11 not drawn in black and white. Her hair and face are constructed from a [[:Image:Mary-Kate.jpg|magazine photo]] of [[Wikipedia:Mary-Kate Olsen|Mary-Kate Olsen]].
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|[[Image:Astronaut.png|150px|Astronaut'd!]] ||

=====Astronaut=====
The astronaut suddenly appears in Shirt Folding Store and punches the manager who becomes unconscious. The astronaut claims that she killed his dog. His voice is distorted by the loudspeaker system built into his suit, and he starts each sentence with "Ckhk". He can fly.
|-
|[[Image:RacoonGirl.png|150px|Seventeen shots]] ||

=====Raccoon Girl=====
Raccoon Girl is What's Her Face's bunkmate at the camp. She is weak and emaciated, feels unloved, and needs heavy medication.
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|[[Image:FatMan.png|150px|Not his wife!]] ||

=====Customer=====
A customer at Shirt Folding Store. He needs a present for his wife for their anniversary. He coughs so much that So and So thinks that the present is for his coughiversary. Eventually he coughs up a stadium complete with spectators and announcer, and he feels it necessary to point out that this is not his wife.

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|<center>[[Image:TentacleCamera.png|OBSERVE'd!]]</center> ||

=====Tentacle Camera=====
This floating camera with tentacles is the security system of Shirt Folding Store. It catches So and So shoplifting.
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|[[Image:GotCamp.png|150px|Scha-wing!]] ||

=====Camp Counselor Shortshorts=====
Camp Counselor Shortshorts is trying really hard not to be thought of as a square by What's Her Face and The Ugly One by using random "youthful" quotes. He only succeeds in winning over the girls by singing a song with them. He is then Maniac In A Speedo'd along with the girls.
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|[[Image:Bear.png|150px|He stapled it down!]] ||

=====Chumbly Wumbly Bear=====
The Chumbly Wumbly Bear is the subject of the song that the girls sing with the counselor. According to the song, he "came a tumblin' down." Also according to the song, he sold neither beans nor eggs. Instead, he "stapled it down".

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|[[Image:ManiacInASpeedo.png|150px|Speedo'd!]] ||

=====Maniac in a Speedo=====
The counselor, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One get MANiAC iN A SPEEDO'D by Maniac in a Speedo, when he suddenly turns up during the camp's singing activity.

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|[[Image:CdoggNaptime.png|150px|Jail'd!]] ||

=====C-dogg and Naptime=====
C-dogg and Naptime share a cell with So and So. It's not clear who is who (except for So and So). Rubble D is apparently also in that cell, but we do not see or hear him.
|}

== Other ==
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|[[Image:Strong bad email D.PNG|150px|jugga jigga wugga]] ||
=====Brainkrieg=====
Seen in [[death metal]], Brainkrieg is a death metal band in [[Strong Bad]]'s imagination that seems to use all of the wrong "d-e" words in their song. They also frequently use the phrase "Jugga jigga wugga". They have a large, poorly drawn audience watching their performance. Cheerleader seems to be a fan—she comes for the wuggas, but stays for the jiggy juggas. They also received last place in The Battle of the Crappy High School Bands.
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|[[Image:Cornarmy.png|150px|No match.]] ||

=====The Corn Army=====
The army debuted in an Easter Egg in [[myths & legends]]. It is apparently led by Cephas Cornwall, but is no match for [[#A Mighty Warrior|A Mighty Warrior]].
|}

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|'''Olda Boy''': "I'm gonna miss video games."|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]|Mirror:oldaboy2 missvg.mp3}}
*'''Sci-fi Greg''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off..."|[[Teen Girl Squad 11]]
|}

{{Teen Girl Squad}}

[[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters]]

Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters

Homsar7 — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 21:55:53 GMT

Homsar7: /* Quotes of the Week */

Some characters make a very brief appearance in [[Teen Girl Squad]], often hurting one of the girls. Usually they are never seen again, but in the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10th Issue special]], many of these characters made cameo appearances at [[The Ugly One]]'s Sweet Someteen Birthday Bash.
[[Image:Sweetsometeen.PNG|500px|thumb|right|A party of minor characters]]

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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]==
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|[[Image:The_Helicopter.PNG|150px|Bang-bang-bang!]] ||
=====A Helicopter=====
This helicopter attacked some [[The Birds|birds]] with machine guns. Surprisingly, this aircraft was the first object to harm living creatures in the entire series, yet its victims did not include one of the girls. [[Strong Bad]] supplied the rapid fire noise of its deadly projectiles.
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| [[Image:Dinosaur.PNG|150px|Bend It Like Beckhamasaurus Rex]] ||
=====The Dinosaur=====
The [[Dinosaurs|dinosaur]] punted [[What's Her Face]] across the cartoon. Just after this, she was heard to remark, "Dag, yo." She is presumed to have died upon landing. The dinosaur also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza, where it was revealed to have bloody teeth.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]==
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|[[Image:Cloud_Monster.PNG|150px|Bad weather]] ||
=====Cloud Monster=====
As the girls go to look so good, a cloud in the background grows angry eyes and a mouthful of sharp teeth. It then quickly chomps on some [[The Birds|birds]].
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|[[Image:paul_no_I_in_team.png|150px|No "I" in dead either]] ||

=====No "i" in team boy=====
He is a boy who goes out with [[So and So]], which causes her friends to get jealous. When So and So mentions that she's totally crushing, the boy gets hit by a school bus (driven by [[Arrow'd Guy]]) marked "'''CHILDREN'''". He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. He appears again, silhouetted, in an Easter egg in the email [[death metal]].
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|[[Image:Vulture.png|left|150px|SWOOP'D!!]] 
[[Image:Bat.png|left|150px|GRASP'D!]]
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=====The Vulture and the Bat=====
The Vulture swooped [[The Ugly One]] when she got jealous of [[So and So]]'s getting the "No 'i' in team boy" to date her. The Bat grasped [[Cheerleader]] for the same reasons as the vulture.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]==
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| [[Image:Buzzsaw sun.png|150px|Preeow!]] ||
=====Buzzsaw Sun=====
The sun turned into a buzzsaw, and chopped up some [[The Birds|birds]] in this episode.
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|[[Image:Thrift_Store_Girl.PNG|150px|Boy or girl?]] ||
=====Thrift Store Person=====
This person is found at the thrift store that [[What's Her Face]] shopped at, where she stays behind a rack of shirts, holding a sign that reads, "1 or 2 cent each item." In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] DVD commentary, Strong Bad says that she is a "homeless woman."
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|[[Image:Possum_Attack.PNG|150px|"Poooosssssummmmms...!"]] ||

=====Possums=====
A wave of possums, announced by a menacingly voiced "Poooosssssummmmms...!" attacked What's Her Face as she walked home from the thrift store. They got her dirty and tore her clothing, but didn't kill her. When she met up with the other girls, one possum was seen still attacking her. The possum attack apparently made [[What's Her Face]]'s blood hurt. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. 
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]==
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| [[Image:Pierced_Heart.PNG|150px|Cupid strikes back]] ||
=====Brett Bretterson=====
Brett is an imaginary person who So And So made up in first grade. He is mentioned in Teen Girl Squad Issues 4 and 10. Ignoring her friends' denial of Brett's reality, So And So interacts with "Brett" as if she could actually see and hear him. This causes the other girls to be weirded out. Brett and So And So were going to study together when their plans were ended abruptly by falling in the Fighting Growlbacks [[Bottomless Pits|Bottomless Spirit Pit]].

So And So is in love with Brett, and when she thinks of him hearts appear over her head. One of them grew a face just as it was pierced with an arrow.

In the tenth episode, So And So states that she and Brett Bretterson are "Splitsville".

Brett may or may not be a real person, too; he is listed in the [[best thing#Credits listed|credits]] for [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] as the "Worst animator". Strong Bad confirms this in the [[best thing#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] for [[best thing]].
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| [[Image:quarterback.png|150px|Quarterman]] ||
=====Quarterback=====
The quarterback for the Fighting Growlbacks is a target of the affections of [[Cheerleader]]. He dismisses her with the quip "How's about you get some brains?" This causes Cheerleader to get CEREBELLUM'D by [[Arrow'd Guy]]'s [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Giant_Brain_Mech|Giant Brain Mech]]. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:Cerebellumed_Cheerleader.PNG|150px|Cerebellum'd!]] ||
=====Giant Brain Mech=====
The Giant Brain Mech is a giant brain with lips and an eye patch. It is apparently mechanical, because [[Arrow'd Guy]] can be seen controlling the brain under a glass dome. The brain CEREBELLUM'D! [[Cheerleader]] when the Quarterback suggested that she should go get some brains.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]==
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|[[Image:perchingbird.png|150px|PERCH!]] ||
=====Fat Bird=====
The fat bird is first seen in Issue 5, perched on the "meanwhile, ON VACATION" sign in the transition scene. Later in the cartoon, when The Ugly One gets nervous and sticks her head in the sand, the fat bird flies down and perches on her side. The bird doesn't seem to do anything after that. It just sits there with its tongue hanging out for the rest of the cartoon.
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| [[Image:oldaboys.png|150px|Lying around...]] ||
=====Olda Boys=====
The olda boys are college boys that were at the vacation beach with Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One. One misses video games, but the other misses his mom even more. They can combine their sayings into a pretty cool jam. The spiky-haired one earned a [[Quote of the Week#QW-2004-03-08|Quote of the Week]]. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:Famous or Cool Guys.PNG|150px|Cool or famous]] ||

=====[[Wikipedia:Henry Rollins|Henry Rollins]], [[Wikipedia:Abraham Lincoln|Abraham Lincoln]], and [[Wikipedia:George Washington|George Washington]]=====
These are the "cool or famous" people who look at the nervous The Ugly One and then parasail with So and So. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. There, Henry Rollins was revealed to be an odd red color, a likely reference to [http://21361.com/site_2004/watch_listen.html the music video for "Liar"] (from the album ''Weight''--Henry Rollins Band, Imago Records 1994).
|}

==[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]]==
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|[[Image:giftexchangelion.png|150px|Now with more 3-legged action!]] ||
=====Gift Exchange Lion=====
This [[Lions|lion]], who seems to be missing a leg, appears in Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One all dive into its mouth in pursuit of [[Decemberween]] presents, but What's Her Face declines. For some reason the [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Inside the Lion|inside of the lion]] looks like the inside of a whale. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:smileyfaceman.png|150px|A nose from the happy judge]] ||
=====Smiley Face Man=====
This happy fellow is a judge in the Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. He and the other two judges (who are both [[Arrow'd Guy]]) TWO'D The Ugly One for her cannonball into the Gift Exchange Lion's mouth. He rates Cheerleader's dive into the lion's mouth a "nose" along with the other judges. Noticeable is the fact that he can move his arms along his skinny body. His "shoulder" is not visible until he lifts up the sign. Little else is known about this person, or what the value of a "nose" is in competitive Lion's mouth jumping. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:hawiianguy.png|150px|Singing about babies]] ||

=====Hawaiian Guy=====
This musician wears a Hawaiian shirt and plays a ukulele. He sang "Wave o' Babies" as a wave of babies appeared. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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| [[Image:Wave of Babies.PNG|150px|A virtual tsunami of infants.]] ||

=====Wave o' Babies=====
These babies are in a giant wave that crashed into What's Her Face. They are seen caving onto What's Her Face, but the actual crash is not shown. It is possible that the wave just swept past without stopping. This is further supported by the fact that after the crash, only two babies are visible clinging onto What's Her Face, while all the others are gone. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:gazelle_carcass_half-digested.PNG|150px|Bonus: Half-Digested!]] ||
=====Gazelle Carcass=====
This half-digested animal is presented by [[The Ugly One]] at the very end of Decemberween Teen Girl Squad to [[Cheerleader]] to her dismay. All of the other girls seem to be pleased at the sight of the dead animal, despite the negative aspects of decomposing carcasses.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]==
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|[[Image:squished_fatman.PNG|150px|Squished.]] ||
=====Fat Man=====
He's a fat man who wears a singlet similar to Strong Mad's. He fell down a slide and squished Teeny Tiny Cheerleader while she was throwing a tantrum. He bears a resemblance to pro wrestler [[Wikipedia:King Kong Bundy|King Kong Bundy]] and performs the [[Wikipedia:King Kong Bundy#Finishing and signature moves|Bundy Splash]], one of his signature moves.
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| [[Image:billbellamy.png|150px|The bell tolls for thee]] ||

=====Bill Bellamy=====
This is the bell seen in Issue 7 in the Teeny Tiny Girl Squad's [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Diaper School|preschool]]. His role is similar to that of the Intercom, but specific relationship details are unknown. He bears the same name as actor and comedian [[IMDB:nm0004740|Bill Bellamy]].
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]==
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|[[Image:TGS_Intercom.png|120px|Who's that hiding in the wheel?]] ||
=====Intercom=====
The intercom is a feature of the Teen Girl Squad's school. As it is hanging up high in the girls' classroom, it is responsible for announcing things like the school lunch and commands. Later in the cartoon, the Intercom is seen mounted on a robot body, hosting the Battle of the Bands. It introduced the bands "Fatty's Big Chance" and the Teen Girl Squad "[[Kissyboots]]." It also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party on its stand, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza, nursing a martini.
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|[[Image:floortommed.png|150px|Floor Tom, the evil drum]] ||

=====Floor Tom=====
When [[The Ugly One]] does her 16-hour drum solo, she was rudely interrupted by an evil '''[[Wikipedia:Floor tom|floor tom]]''' when it FLOOR TOMMED her by biting her top half off. This was just one of three events that stopped her drum solo, as she was also STEP-MOMMED and [[Pom Pom|POM-POMMED]].
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|[[Image:stepmom.jpg|150px|"YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!"]] ||

=====Mrs. So-and-so-erson=====
Mrs. So-and-so-[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] is [[So and So]]'s "step-mom". "She" resembles [[Arrow'd Guy]] in lipstick and a jogging suit; it's debatable whether she is in fact the same person. As [[Cheerleader]] states, she has questionable taste, which is agreed upon by [[What's Her Face]] after observing the many jogging suits in her [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson's Walk-in Closet|walk-in closet]]. She "STEP-MOMMED" [[The Ugly One]] by pouring ranch dressing on her during her 16-hour drum solo. Apparently, her name is Judith, as seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]].
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|[[Image:FattysBigChance2.png|150px|Consider it Picked!]] ||

=====Fatty=====
Fatty is the sole member of the one-man saxophone band, "Fatty's Big Chance." He played before Kissyboots in the Battle of The Bands. With his [[Wikipedia:Two Tone|two tone]] suit and rousing chant of "pick it up, pick it up," Fatty is a [[Wikipedia:Ska|ska]] machine. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
|-
|[[Image:Trollswantautograph.PNG|150px|KRA'AGH!]] ||

=====Trolls=====
The trolls enter So and So's dressing room while [[So and So]] is preparing for the Battle of the Bands. In their native tongue, they ask her for her autograph. Apparently So and So can understand them, and is happy to oblige. But before she could sign, she was TWELVE-SIDED DiED!, inexplicably by a 20-sided die. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. One of the trolls appears again, silhouetted, in an Easter egg in the email [[death metal]].
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|[[Image:whatsherfacesshark.PNG|150px|A seaworthy bass]] ||
=====A Shark=====
At the Battle of the Bands, [[What's Her Face]]'s bass guitar suddenly transforms into a shark, causing her to comment "My bass feels seaworthy". The shark then bites off the upper half of her body. "Ahhh! My most of me!" she laments.

Amazingly, the shark can also play a mean bass even without fingers. Cheerleader keeps him on to play backup and the remaining member(s) of Kissyboots finish the performance respectably. Alas, after the song ends, the shark can be heard snacking on Cheerleader.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]==
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|[[Image:TGS_LPGirl.PNG|150px|TEN O' CLOCK AND TWO O' CLOCK!]] ||
=====Learner's Permit Girl=====
This girl first appears in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9. She is not a very good driver, and ends up DRiVER'S ED'ED...DEADing Cheerleader. On the plus side, she gives Strong Bad a ride to Babbage's. She also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:SciFiGreg.png|120px|He knew she'd come back to him]] ||
=====Science Fiction Greg=====
Science Fiction Greg is an old boyfriend of What's Her Face. ''See main article: [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg]].''
|-
|[[Image:SciFiGregPallies.PNG|152px|Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum]] ||

=====Friends of Science Fiction Greg=====
Putative friends of Science Fiction Greg. They listen patiently as he brags about his relationship with What's Her Face and his experience points. The character on the left bears a resemblance to an overweight character often found in Gary Larson's [[Wikipedia:Far Side|Far Side]] cartoons.
|-
|[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|152px|Doesn't like his style bitten]] ||

=====D N'D Greg=====
An apparent [[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Dragons|Dungeons and Dragons]] expert. ''See main article: [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg]].''
|-
|[[Image:Vultures.PNG|150px|Vulture'd!]] ||

=====Vultures=====
When [[Mr. Pitters]] tries to join the Teen Girl Squad, these fiendish birds tell him that he "ain't no Teen Girl" before eating him at a fancy dinner. According to the second vulture, Mr. Pitters tastes "quite good, quite good." They may be an evolution of the vulture from Issue 2. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
|-
|[[Image:Port-O-John.png|150px|Starring Johnny Rite There as some sort of king.]] ||
=====Port-O-John=====
Port-O-John is a [[Wikipedia:portable toilet|portable outhouse]] that came to life by growing eyes, a nose, a moustache, a mouth, hands and feet. A sign on his side reads ''Johnny Rite There''. It put on a play with So and So once Cheerleader died in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9. It didn't get very good reviews, however, and he is killed by [[Arrow'd Guy]].
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]==
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|[[Image:A_mighty_warrior.png|110px|Corn-based products are no place for him]] ||
=====A Mighty Warrior=====
A [[Wikipedia:Samurai|samurai]] armed with a [[Wikipedia:Naginata|naginata]] who bursts twice from corn-based products: "corn and corn alone" and corn chips. Both times he does so because they are "no place for a mighty warrior." After emerging from the corn chips, he lathe'd a spinning What's Her Face in two with his naginata. He also appeared in an Easter egg for [[myths & legends]], fighting the corn army.
|-
|[[Image:Coach and olympic man.png|150px|We're not sure what they're talking about, either]] ||

=====Olympic Man and Coach=====
A lonely pair at the "Olympic Race," Olympic Man and Coach prepare for some type of sporting event after being ditched by Cheerleader. Coach apparently brings this about by telling Cheerleader over the phone that "the olympics are soooo dumb!", though Coach vehemently denies this to his well-muscled companion, who apparently has no hands.
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|[[Image:TGS_Scotsmen.PNG|150px|ACHGH!]] ||
=====Scotsmen=====
This "uppaclass" trio of burly, bearded, kilted Scots were drinking a frothy brew from a keg marked "XXX" when they were interrupted by Cheerleader's flirtation. Predictably, she was rejected and caber-tossed only 23 metres away for her efforts.
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|[[Image:Manolio's.png|150px|p4wned!]] ||

=====Manolios Ugly One=====
The Ugly One's father. Owns [[Minor Companies|Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-pawn]], specializing in used and broken electronic goods. ''See main article: [[Manolios Ugly One]]''
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]==

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|[[Image:Death.png|150px|Forebode!]] ||
=====Grim Reaper=====
The [[Grim Reaper]] appears on the horizon as the girls drive off to summer camp. He forbodes and then bites into a hamburger. The girls do not take notice of him.
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|[[Image:StoreManager.png|150px|Manager'd!]] ||
=====Shirt Folding Store Manager=====
The Shirt Folding Store Manager is So and So's manager at Shirt Folding Store. She is rude to So and So, calls her "Mark" and tells her to "get to minimum wagin'". The manager is the only character in episode 11 not drawn in black and white. Her hair and face are constructed from a [[:Image:Mary-Kate.jpg|magazine photo]] of [[Wikipedia:Mary-Kate Olsen|Mary-Kate Olsen]].
|-
|[[Image:Astronaut.png|150px|Astronaut'd!]] ||

=====Astronaut=====
The astronaut suddenly appears in Shirt Folding Store and punches the manager who becomes unconscious. The astronaut claims that she killed his dog. His voice is distorted by the loudspeaker system built into his suit, and he starts each sentence with "Ckhk". He can fly.
|-
|[[Image:RacoonGirl.png|150px|Seventeen shots]] ||

=====Raccoon Girl=====
Raccoon Girl is What's Her Face's bunkmate at the camp. She is weak and emaciated, feels unloved, and needs heavy medication.
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|[[Image:FatMan.png|150px|Not his wife!]] ||

=====Customer=====
A customer at Shirt Folding Store. He needs a present for his wife for their anniversary. He coughs so much that So and So thinks that the present is for his coughiversary. Eventually he coughs up a stadium complete with spectators and announcer, and he feels it necessary to point out that this is not his wife.

|-
|<center>[[Image:TentacleCamera.png|OBSERVE'd!]]</center> ||

=====Tentacle Camera=====
This floating camera with tentacles is the security system of Shirt Folding Store. It catches So and So shoplifting.
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|[[Image:GotCamp.png|150px|Scha-wing!]] ||

=====Camp Counselor Shortshorts=====
Camp Counselor Shortshorts is trying really hard not to be thought of as a square by What's Her Face and The Ugly One by using random "youthful" quotes. He only succeeds in winning over the girls by singing a song with them. He is then Maniac In A Speedo'd along with the girls.
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|[[Image:Bear.png|150px|He stapled it down!]] ||

=====Chumbly Wumbly Bear=====
The Chumbly Wumbly Bear is the subject of the song that the girls sing with the counselor. According to the song, he "came a tumblin' down." Also according to the song, he sold neither beans nor eggs. Instead, he "stapled it down".

|-
|[[Image:ManiacInASpeedo.png|150px|Speedo'd!]] ||

=====Maniac in a Speedo=====
The counselor, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One get MANiAC iN A SPEEDO'D by Maniac in a Speedo, when he suddenly turns up during the camp's singing activity.

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|[[Image:CdoggNaptime.png|150px|Jail'd!]] ||

=====C-dogg and Naptime=====
C-dogg and Naptime share a cell with So and So. It's not clear who is who (except for So and So). Rubble D is apparently also in that cell, but we do not see or hear him.
|}

== Other ==
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|[[Image:Strong bad email D.PNG|150px|jugga jigga wugga]] ||
=====Brainkrieg=====
Seen in [[death metal]], Brainkrieg is a death metal band in [[Strong Bad]]'s imagination that seems to use all of the wrong "d-e" words in their song. They also frequently use the phrase "Jugga jigga wugga". They have a large, poorly drawn audience watching their performance. Cheerleader seems to be a fan—she comes for the wuggas, but stays for the jiggy juggas. They also received last place in The Battle of the Crappy High School Bands.
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|[[Image:Cornarmy.png|150px|No match.]] ||

=====The Corn Army=====
The army debuted in an Easter Egg in [[myths & legends]]. It is apparently led by Cephas Cornwall, but is no match for [[#A Mighty Warrior|A Mighty Warrior]].
|}

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|'''Olda Boy''': "I'm gonna miss video games."|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]|Mirror:oldaboy2 missvg.mp3}}
*{{qotw|'''Sci-fi Greg''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off..."|[[Teen Girl Squad 11]]
|}

{{Teen Girl Squad}}

[[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters]]

Talk:Summer Short Shorts

Homsar7 — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:30:35 GMT

Homsar7: /* From the front to the back... */

==Pom Pom segment==
Anyone want to bet how long it'll take before someone claims this is a Naruto reference? [[User:Danny Lilithborne|Danny Lilithborne]] 07:41, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
:You mean like [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Summer_Short_Shorts&diff=348440&oldid=348439 here?] --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::D'oh! [[User:Danny Lilithborne|Danny Lilithborne]] 07:44, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
:::Yeah, I was a bit fast on that one. But somehow you've just proven that it's obviously Naruto :-P {{User:Loafing/sig}} 08:44, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
::::Did any of you notice that part of this segment contradicts the "Strong Bad is in jail catoon"? In the begining of said cartoon, Strong Bad and The Cheat run up to Bub's Concession Stand which is shown right next to the woods. But when Pom Pom does that huge jump in this segment, it appears that Strong Badia is located between the woods and the Concession Stand. Weird o_0. [[User:Scholar of Homestar|Scholar of Homestar]] 15:17, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

== First forest ==

Is it worth mentioning that this is the first instance of a forest in the standard animation style? [[User:216.232.210.238|216.232.210.238]] 08:07, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
:Sure. I mean, that could be the creepy halloween forest during summer, but still...--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 14:09, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

== pi=pie? ==
Does anyone else think the Pi reference in this and weclome back could tie in with the pie running joke?

:I think you got it [http://clampettstudio.com/images/archives/wb/WB1026-PiE.jpg confused]. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 08:17, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

== Eggselent ==

I don't believe that Homestar says "Eggs, can I get you gentlemen..." I think he says the more logical "And". Thoughts? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:27, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
:Definatly sounds like "And" to me. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:34, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
::I leaning towards "And". {{User:Loafing/sig}} 09:18, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
:::Ef=ggs!

== Raising the Seek Bar... ==

[[Image:LaBrea.PNG|thumb|Seek bars not spake here.]]
Lapper removed the Transcript edit about Cave Strong Bad's feet poking out from under the tar pit. He said it only comes up when you use a Seek Bar. I present to you: exhibit A. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:48, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
:I removed it because I checked on that a few hours ago and thought it was only the seek bar. But I did a very sloppy check. You were absolutely right. (btw, I'm not Lapper) {{User:Loafing/sig}} 08:51, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
::Sorry. Guess you're not the only one who did a sloppy check. Happens to the best of us. And me, too. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:56, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

== From the front to the back... ==

So these pants we are staring at: Are these from the front or the back? I can't really tell. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 09:25, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
:I say the front.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 09:34, 25 July 2006 (UTC) [[Image:Goodgraphics.PNG|thumb]]
::Back, and thus a double entendre on "end." [[User:68.5.95.211|68.5.95.211]] 12:21, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
:::Nice idea, but the same image is shown in the beginning and in the end.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 12:23, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
::::Can't Really Tell. -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

Kid Speedy

Homsar7 — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 16:08:21 GMT

Homsar7: /* Remarks */

{{gamenav|New Game|kidspeedy|Thy Dungeonman 3|TROGDOR!}}
[[Image:kidspeedy.PNG|thumb|The slowest poke]]

''"Who's faster than Kid Speedy? EVERYBODY!! This little fatso is the slowest poke in the bunch. Try not to get dead last while avoiding sweets and insults in this hilarious arcade-style race 'em up."'' — Videlectrix

'''Kid Speedy''' is a game in which you play the character Kid Speedy, trying to win a race (or, at least, not come in last). The game was originally mentioned in the [[Videlectrix]] game catalog; it was made available for play on July 10, 2006.

'''Page Title:''' Don't Forget Your Inhaler!

==The Game==
[[Image:Kidspeedy intstructions.PNG|thumb|Instructions]]
To qualify for the next race, you must finish the four-man race third place or above. By collecting vegetables and happy faces, you make your character go faster (with one exception, see [[#Trivia|trivia]]). Collecting junk food or [[Swears|swears]] causes your character to lose all speed.
The player can race the chosen character on eleven different courses: Jelly Woods Fun Run, Cheese Puff Hills 2 Mile, Porkchop Wilds 5K, Egg Mountain Minithon, Probate Flats Walk-a-thon, [[Wikipedia:Indiana|Indiana]], The Loop, Demon's Rub Marathon, Doomed Souls Charity Trudge, Caramel Canyon Walk, and Crumble Star Sprintup (the last four tracks are only accesible if you are playing as a specific character, see trivia). Each track has borders resembling the name (example: Cheese Puff Hills has orange borders).

The game consists of two modes: 1 Player and "Online Play". However, all of the runners, in both modes, are computer controlled. The loading online players screen is just for show.

If you do not finish dead last, you "Qualify". If you lose, you get the message "You Came Dead Last."

==The Ending==
===As Kid Speedy===
[[Image:Kidspeedy ending.PNG|thumb|YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!]]
''{Three runners are standing on a stand, cheering. A blimp flies overhead reading "WIN!" The camera pans left to Kid Speedy, who is bouncing up and down.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!

''{Kid Speedy walks off-screen to the left and enters a city scene. He is walking down a sidewalk beside a brick wall.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' KID SPEEDY WON A 2 DOLLAR CONSOLATION PRIZE...

''{Kid Speedy enters a room with a woman and television set inside. Kid Speedy bounces up and down again. Kid Speedy's dialogue is in white subtitles while his mom's is black.}''

'''KID SPEEDY:''' ''{subtitled}'' MOM! I WON 2 BUCKS!

'''KID SPEEDY'S MOM:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW WE HAVE ENOUGH TO GET THE ORPHANAGE ITS OPERATION!

'''KID SPEEDY'S MOM:''' ''{subtitled}'' HOORAY! 
'''KID SPEEDY:''' ''{simutaneously; subtitled}'' HOORAY!

''{A screen showing yellow, blown-up text "the end" appears.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' YOU UNLOCKED STRONG SAD MODE!
===As {{Film|Strong Sad}}===
[[Image:Kidspeedy strong sad ending.PNG|thumb|CORRECTION: YOU WON ME 2 BUCKS.]]
''{Three runners are standing on a stand, cheering. A blimp flies overhead reading "WIN!" The camera pans left to Strong Sad, who is bouncing up and down.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!

''{Strong Sad walks off-screen to the left and enters [[Strong Badia]], with the white fence in the background.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' STRONG SAD WON A 2 DOLLAR CONSOLATION PRIZE...

''{Strong Sad enters [[Strong Bad's Basement]]. {{Film|Strong Bad}} is here, along with the [[TROGDOR!|Trogdor arcade game]].}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' STRONG BAD! I WON 2 BUCKS!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' CORRECTION: YOU WON ME 2 BUCKS.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' HOORAY! 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simutaneously; subtitled}'' HOORAY!

''{A screen showing yellow, blown-up text "the end" appears.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' YOU UNLOCKED KOT MODE!
===As {{Film|The King of Town}}===
[[Image:Kidspeedy kot ending.PNG|thumb|(I THINK HE ATE THE 2 BUCKS.)]]
''{Three runners are standing on a stand, cheering. A blimp flies overhead reading "WIN!" The camera pans left to The King of Town, who is bouncing up and down.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!

''{The King walks off-screen to the left and enters a green pasture, with mountains in the background.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' THE KOT WON A 2 DOLLAR CONSOLATION PRIZE...

''{The King enters [[The King of Town's Castle|the castle]], and walks past {{Film|The Poopsmith}}.}''

'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{subtitled}'' (I THINK HE ATE THE 2 BUCKS.)

'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{subtitled}'' (HOORAY.)

''{A screen showing yellow, blown-up text "the end" appears.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' YOU UNLOCKED HOMESTAR MODE!

===As {{Film|Homestar Runner}}===
[[Image:Kidspeedy hr ending.PNG|thumb|SOMEHOW HOMESTAR WON LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS...]]
''{Three runners are standing on a stand, cheering. A blimp flies overhead reading "WIN!" The camera pans left to Homestar, who is bouncing up and down.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!

''{Homestar walks off-screen to the left and enters a field, with trees in the background.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' SOMEHOW HOMESTAR WON LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS...

''{Homestar enters {{Film|Marzipan}}'s [[Marzipan's House|house]].}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{subtitled}'' MARZIPAN! I WON A MILLS BILLS!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW WE HAVE ENOUGH FOR A HYBRID CAR, OR MAYBE...

''{Homestar and Marzipan drive for a while in their new car. A screen showing yellow, blown-up text "the end" appears.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*While Homestar and Marzipan are driving at the end of the game, you can control the car with the left and right keys.

==Fun Facts==
[[Image:Kidspeedy strong sad mode.PNG|thumb|Strong Sad mode]]
===Explanations===
*The term "Race 'em up" is based on the more logically named term "Shoot 'em up".
*Kid Speedy is most likely a parody of "educational" computer games that often promote nutrition.

===Trivia===
*Each race starts with the message "Ready! Set! OK, now go."
*If you win the game, you unlock "Strong Sad Mode", where your character becomes Strong Sad. Beating the game as Strong Sad unlocks "KOT Mode" where you play as The King of Town. Beating the game again finally unlocks "Homestar Mode" where you play as Homestar Runner.
*When you play the last race, a group of runners will pass you and your opponents very quickly. If your last race is the shortest race, Egg Mountain Minithon (#4), then these runners can finish the race in under seven seconds.
[[Image:Kid speedy box art.PNG|thumb|Kid Speedy box art]]
*Currently, the box art for Kid Speedy reads "BOX ART UNAVAILABLE!".
* The gameplay is very random: It is possible to acquire every healthy food item in the course and only them, and still lose.
*"The Loop" is the only level in the game whose preview shows a design that doesn't loop.
*On July 17, 2006, version 1.new was released, with several changes:
**Added The King of Town and Homestar Runner as unlockable characters – previously, only Strong Sad could be unlocked, and Kid Speedy would still appear at the end of each level and the end of the game.
**Added tomato and cookie items.
**Food items bob up and down on some levels now.
**The 8th level now changes depending on your character:
***Kid Speedy— Demon's Rub Marathon
***Strong Sad— Doomed Souls Charity Trudge (the map resembles Strong Sad's head)
***The King of Town— Caramel Canyon Walk-Take (the map resembles a ham)
***Homestar Runner— Crumble Star Sprintup (the map resembles a star)
*Your three opponents behave like this: two of them run at a constant speed all the way to the finish line, the third changes every 3 seconds (on average - it can be anywhere from 0 to 6) to be slightly faster than you (how much faster depends on what level you're playing). When you collect a power-down item, the third opponent will always match speeds a second and a half later.

===Remarks===
*When you beat Strong Sad Mode, he is seen jumping up and down. In [[Strong Sad's Lament]], he revealed that he was unable to jump.
*If you play the game with the Flash file, you can automatically beat every level by right-clicking on the game and selecting ''Play'' after the race starts. You'll hear the falling down sound effect and see the congratulations screen for a few seconds, then it will show the typical qualified screen.
**Also when playing the flash file mode, the runners who automaticly speed in front of you in the last race are behind the thick black bar.

===Differences between the characters===
====Strong Sad====
*There's a chance one of your opponents will be Kid Speedy.
*Speed-up items work 50% better than they do for Kid Speedy.
*Strong Sad slows down twice as fast as Kid Speedy.
*When you collect a speed-down item, the third opponent (see [[#Trivia|trivia]]) will match speeds with you, plus a large amount (more than they usually beat you by), right before you slow down (so if you're going full speed when you hit one, they'll race ahead of you for that 1.5 seconds).
====The King of Town====
*There's a chance of one or two of your opponents being Kid Speedy or Strong Sad.
*The "good" and "bad" collectibles are reversed – junk food speeds you up and good food slows you down.
*He changes directions much more slowly.
*He trips and falls on the qualification movie, causing the victory music to abruptly change.

====Homestar Runner====
*Your opponents will always be Kid Speedy, Strong Sad and The King of Town.
*Homestar's maximum running speed is 25% higher than the others'.
*Speed-up items work twice as well as they do for Kid Speedy.

===Glitches===
*In Flash Player 6, Kid Speedy's slowest opponent is absent. While getting second place is extremely difficult, it's impossible to lose since he can rank no lower than third.
*When the game first came out, the player had to cross the center of the finish line to finish the level, while the computer players needed only touch the edge of the line. Thus it was possible to finish barely ahead of the last runner, but still lose the level. This has since been fixed.
*If you qualify for a level, but play it again and lose, you will have to beat it again to win the game.
* In version 1.new, it always shows an image for your character's eighth race when you complete any race, even if you didn't choose the eighth race.

===Inside References===
*One of the tracks is the "EGG MOUNTAIN MiNiTHON", making this another instance of [[Lowercase i's]].
*Homestar Runner's ending includes a reference to [[Hybrid Cars|hybrid cars]].

===Real-World References===
*The "Indiana" and "The Loop" levels are likely inspired by the the arcade racing game, [[Wikipedia:Cruis'n USA|Cruis'n USA]], which features Chicago and Indiana venues.
*"Wide Loading" (on the [[Irregular Loading Screens|loading screen]]) is a reference to the "Wide Load" sign which appears on trucks carrying large items. It is also used as a slang term for "fat".
*In the Flash file of Kid Speedy, there are three other runners to the left of the screen and they seem to be wearing colors of flags: [[Wikipedia:Sweden|Sweden]] and [[Wikipedia:Germany|Germany]]. The other runner wears white, red, and green. This may be the flag of [[Wikipedia:Burundi|Burundi]], [[Wikipedia:Italy|Italy]], [[Wikipedia:Algeria|Algeria]], [[Wikipedia:Bulgaria|Bulgaria]], [[Wikipedia:Hungary|Hungary]], [[Wikipedia:Iran|Iran]], or [[Wikipedia:Oman|Oman]]. These runners are later seen racing ahead to the finish line in the 8th race, as well as in the ending.
*At the ending podium, the three "winning" runners each have an animation similar to the animations made by the characters at the end of [[wikipedia:Super Mario Kart|Super Mario Kart]]. Notably, the "first place" winner's ending looks like he is clanging champagne bottles, similar to Koopa Troopa's victory animation in Mario Kart.
*When Kid Speedy trips on the finish line, he does so in the same manner and sound as does the character in [[wikipedia:NES|NES's]] Track & Field I.
*Kid Speedy's ending sequence is a reference to the common movie theme of competing in a race or other competition to win money to either save an orphanage or pay for an operation.

===Possible Names in Online Mode===
*There are several possible names that you can get as opponents in Online Mode. Each three-letter name includes a number following their name, while four-letter names do not.
**BAM
**BOB
**BSI
**[[Dan|DAN]]
**DING
**[[Wikipedia:Full Motion Video|FMV]]
**FOOP
**GOB
**JAM
**JIM
**[[Nebulon|NEB]]
**[[Wikipedia: Pogs|POG]]
**QUA
**RIT
**SOT
**[[Cool Things|STAN]]
**TOD
*The following names were added in version 1.new.
**[[Wikipedia:Eight ball|8BAL]]
**FRUM
**[[Wikipedia:Gobi Desert|GOBI]]
**[[Wikipedia:Gumby|GUMB]]
**JILL
**KOT8 (The King of Town, only available if playing as Homestar Runner)
**KSPE (Kid Speedy, only available if not playing as him)
**[[Lem|LEM]]
**PIGG
**SSAD (Strong Sad, only available if playing as The King of Town or Homestar Runner)

==External Links==
*[[Videlectrix:kidspeedy.html|Play 'Kid Speedy']]
*[[Videlectrix:kidspeedy.swf|Play 'Kid Speedy' (Flash file)]]
*[[Forum:9062|forum thread re: "Kid Speedy"]]
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car

Homsar7 — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 03:02:37 GMT

Homsar7: /* Goofs */

{{sbenav|101|flashback|lunch special}}
[[Image:car03.png|thumb|Tricked-out fist, yo.]]

Kyle asks about Strong Bad's car, which he apparently doesn't have.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' April 20, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 2:52

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. ''{lowers voice}'' I'm cool.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Dear Strong Bad, 
Do you Have a car If you do what Kind 
of car is it. Is it Pimped OUt? 
 
From Kyle 
in West Point, NY (Military Base)</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads the email exactly as typed, punctuation errors and all, except for the word "Pimped", which he pronounces "Pimp-id"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, good one Kyle. Like I don't get two jillion of these emails every two jillion seconds. Er. Wait. Would that be so bad? Hmmm. I'll have to ask Gron Sad about that later on. Maybe write in to 'Popular Science' about it. "''Popular Science''." No such thing, man. More like, "Nerdular Nerdence." ''{clears screen, continues typing}'' Anydangway, to properly make an example out of both you, and your email's butts, I'm going to whip out an old classic move of mine, and hit you with a little uhhhh digga digga digga digga digga digga DEL-

''{Cut to a wider view of Strong Bad's desk, where Homestar is off to the right.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Interrupting Strong Bad}'' Hup-tup-tup-tup-tup. ''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar.}'' Allow me to save this email from a tired old Strong Bad joke by showing all y'alls my new tricked out propeller cap.

''{Cut back to zoomed view of Strong Bad and Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Shaking fist}'' What are you doing?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ummm... Did you just say "doing"? ''{This is said as to rhyme with "boing."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? No. ''Doo-ing''. I said, "What are you ''doo-ing''?".

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Well, you spelled it the same.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wha-ga...?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Anyways, on to my cool words that I had to say. First, check out all my hydraulics.

''{Homestar pulls out a remote control with three switches on it. He flips the first two. His cap moves up and down on his head, making mechanical car hydraulic noises. He then continues to mix and match the usage of the switches to adjust the pitch, yaw, and angle of his cap in regards to his head. While this is going on, he continues to talk, commenting on the particular movements.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And a little...

''{His cap goes up, forward, back, forward, back, forward, back, and then down onto his head again.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And everybody loves...

''{His cap slides up, and then forward on his head.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now turn the lights down ''low''.

''{The lights dim, and his cap glows pink from underneath.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sweetish ground effects.

''{The room lights brighten and the "effects" turn off.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And the coup ''{''Coup'' is said as "koop."}'' de grace,

''{He bends down putting his cap within the reach of Strong Bad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Spin my buzzer.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Your ''what''?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My buzzer. Give it a spin.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, why am I doing this?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, you said "doing" ''{This rhymes with "boing" again.}'' again.

''{Strong Bad makes some frustrated noises. He then spins the propeller on Homestar's cap. It gives a propeller-like sound.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Singing as the spin continues}'' Dooooo, doo doo doo dooooooooo. Dooo doot doot doot doot! Doo da doo da doo. Doo doot!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now you're singing the theme from ''Night Court''?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, not ''singing''. When you spin my buzzer, it ''plays'' the theme from ''Night Court'' starring Richard Moll. And it's custom-installed.

''{Strong Bad begins writing something unseen on his boxing glove with a permanent marker while muttering. The words "custom installed" are the only audible words he mutters.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now what are ''you'' "doing?" ''{This is '''still''' rhymed with "boing."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I'm just tricking out my fist here.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh cool. What's it going to say? 2-E-Z?

''{2-E-Z flashes on the screen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Or, like, NEVA-DIE?

''{NEVA-DIE flashes on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, it says this.

''{He shows Homestar. Written on his boxing glove is a mirrored "DELETED" in Gothic text.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, they spelled that backwards. You need to take that thing back right—

''{Strong Bad dives forward and punches Homestar. The screen goes white for a moment. Fade back to Homestar leaning up against a crack in the wall from the impact with his head. He's lost his cap, his eyes are X's, and Strong Bad's fist has left the Gothic "DELETED" imprinted on his forehead. Yellow stars float around his head, and some strange music plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dazed}'' Ooohh-oooh. Thank you once again for my pies. I spent particular effort on the Crème Bernard.

''{Cut to Strong Bad back at the Compy. The screen has been cleared.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, that straightens everything out, right? As for you, Kyle, I don't have a car. You ever see me in a car? No! Bye.

''{Strong Bad stops typing and runs off to the right. After a moment, he pokes his head back on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Talk to my man with the green and white stripes!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on the word ''car'' at the end to see Homestar Runner dazed again.

:''{Cut to a still-dazed Homestar Runner.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dazed}'' It's such a lovely gathering of pies and pie people... Like to give a shout-out to Lemon Pretend over there...

*Click on the word "No!" at the end to see Strong Bad talking to Strong Sad.

:''{Cut to Strong Sad's Room. Strong Sad is reading a copy of'' Nerdular Nerdence. ''Enter Strong Bad.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Gron Sad!

:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{He looks up.}'' Why do you keep calling me that?

:'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno... change of pace. Anyways, how many emails would it be if you got, like, two jillion emails every two jillion seconds? Like, a lot, or a little?

:'''STRONG SAD:''' Jillion is not a real unit of measure!

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever, NERD! ''{Strong Bad leaves.}''

:'''STRONG SAD:''' 'S'right! ''{He holds up his hand.}'' Say it again!

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*In both this email and [[invisibility]], Homestar was taken by surprise. Homestar can beat up Strong Bad easily, as shown in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]. However, as that cartoon has been said by The Brothers Chaps to show characters doing things they would never do in their current state, Strong Bad's dominance may be the norm.
*The page in ''Nerdular Nerdence'' that Strong Sad is reading says "electrons, scalene triangles, least ...mon denominators." "Mon" probably indicates the end of "common."
*Homestar's cross eyes were used in [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]. But since it was never finished, technically this is their first appearance.
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#ugh-lympics|ugh-lympics]]".

===Remarks===
*If you get two jillion emails every two jillion seconds, then you get an average of one email per second, because any nonzero finite number divided by itself (even made-up numbers like a jillion) is one.
*Strong Sad states that a "jillion is not a real unit of measure." However, Strong Bad uses "a jillion" as a ''number'', not as a [[Wikipedia:Units of measure|unit of measure]].
*Strong Bad is right-handed, but he hits Homestar with his [[Left Handedness|left hand]] (presumably so he could write in Old-English font with his right hand, so when he hit Homestar the word ''DELETED'' would not look sloppy). His off-hand punch is quite impressive, leaving us to wonder what a full-force right hook would do to Homestar.
**It also may be more evidence to the fact that Strong Bad could be ambidextrous.
*After Strong Bad punches Homestar, the screen on the Compy is blank, even though Strong Bad never cleared it.
*Even though Strong Bad punches Homestar under the chin, ''DELETED'' appears across Homestar's eyes.

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad spins Homestar's "buzzer" counterclockwise, but instead it turns clockwise.
*At the end of the email, the part of the "a> back" is placed over the edge of the Compy's screen.
*When Homestar comes in, it doesn't appear that Strong Bad made any motion what-so-ever in his turn.
*Strong Bad doesn't type "DEL", and yet it appears on his screen when Homestar is talking to him.

===Glitches===
*After the ''Nerdular Nerdence'' egg, you can hear the beginning of the Homestar egg just before the scene cuts back to the computer. This is due to the fact that the <code>gotoAndStop()</code> command is being performed later than it should be.
*In Homestar's egg, whenever he blinks (which he should not because he's knocked out) the X's on his eyes and some of his face get distorted and go back again.

===Inside References===
*"A-Digga-Digga-...DELETED!" is a reference to [[unused emails]].
* Strong Bad writes with a [[Fine Tip Permanent Marker]].
* 2-E-Z might be a reference to the commentary from [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD]], where, in the commentary, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] says that the sports play has an "e" and a "z", spelling E-Z.

===Real-World References===

*''[[IMDB:tt0086770|Night Court]]'' was a popular TV sitcom running 1984 to 1992. [[IMDB:nm0596986|Richard Moll]] played the part of bailiff Bull Shannon. The [http://www.barbneal.com/wav/tvthemes/nightcrt.wav theme] to the show was composed by [[IMDB:nm0254477|Jack Elliot]]. Elliot was also the composer of the ''[[IMDB:tt0072472|Barney Miller]]'' [http://www.barbneal.com/wav/tvthemes/bmiller.wav theme].
*[[Wikipedia:Popular Science|''Popular Science'']] is a magazine that features the latest breakthroughs in science and technology in a format that appeals to the common man.
*Kyle asking if Strong Bad's car is "Pimped OUt", as well as the hydraulics on Homestar's propellor cap are references to MTV's show [[Wikipedia:Pimp My Ride|''Pimp My Ride'']], where cars are tuned with hydraulics and the like to "pimp" them out.

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Bad can later be seen in a [[Gremlin|car]] in [[dangeresque 3]].
*Homestar again referred to his propeller as a "buzzer" in [[Some Puppet Stuff]] on the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVDs.
*The music playing in the background for dazed Homestar is used again in [[Biz Cas Fri 2]].
*A picture of Richard Moll's character in Night Court was later used on [[Strong Sad's Lament]]
*The Cheat is encouraged to win Strong Bad a car in [[pop-up]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' Hi!

'''MATT:''' We're back!

'''MIKE:''' Welcome to email one-oh-one!

'''MATT:''' We're back for another DVD!

'''MIKE:''' This is... uh... email number one-oh-one, Matt.

'''MATT:''' The first one after flashback.

'''MIKE:''' That's right, we took...

'''MATT:''' I think a lot of people didn't think we were gonna keep going.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, that's true. People speculated that we were gonna stop at a hundred, but we're, um, continuing to drive this little thing we've done into the ground.

''{Matt snickers.}''

'''MIKE:''' Um, no, but we did take a couple weeks off after email a hundred, and so this is sorta the return...

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' And, uh...

'''MATT:''' ''{as Strong Bad types "Gron Sad"}'' Gron Sad?

'''MIKE:''' That comes from our, uh...

'''MATT:''' Our niece. 

'''MIKE:''' Niece.

'''MIKE:''' Who used to call...

'''MATT:''' A girl's a niece, right?

'''MIKE:''' Yes.

'''MATT:''' A niece is a girl.

'''MIKE:''' Because there's that joke about "Denise" and "Denephew."

'''MIKE:''' That's how I remember.

'''MATT:''' Oooooooh.

'''MATT:''' Nice.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I never heard that one.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I'll remember that from now on.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. So our niece, when she was...

'''MATT:''' You know how little kids are dumb and can't talk right? She would say "Gron Sad" instead of "Strong Sad," and she would say "Graw Mad" instead of "Strong Mad."

''{Pause, until Homestar arrives in the email.}''

'''MATT:''' Here comes Homestar Runner. With his ''Cave Man Ugh-lympics'' is the...

'''MIKE:''' It was a good game.

'''MATT:''' It was.

'''MIKE:''' It's like an Olympic-type game where you had, like uh... hair-pulling, where you like had to drag some...

'''MATT:''' ''{amused}'' Where you had to drag a woman by the hair...

'''MIKE:''' Pull her by the hair... ride a dinosaur...

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Something with the wheel, probably.

'''MIKE:''' It was good. ''{As Homestar shows off his hydraulic cap}'' This must the only time you really see the underside of Homestar's hat.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, ''{indecipherable}''

'''MIKE:''' ...His hat ever becomes three-dimensional.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Exactly. ''{as Homestar's hat glows}'' One time Mike put ground effects on our coffee table, when we used to live together.

'''MIKE:''' Nice. One of those red rope lights, I just taped it on the underside of it, it was nice.

'''MATT:''' It worked good.

'''MIKE:''' ''{As Strong Bad is about to spin Homestar's propeller}'' Of course...

'''MATT:''' This is the first time ''animated'' Homestar...

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I was gonna say...

'''MATT:''' ...Calls his propeller a "buzzer."

'''MIKE:''' Stole that from Puppet Homestar. Night Court, of course, was part of the original Thursday-night lineup. Cosby Show...

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping Mike's "Cosby Show"}'' Cosby Show! Family Ties! Cheers! Night Court! L.A. Law!

'''MIKE:''' Was Night Court nine or nine-thirty?

'''MATT:''' Nine-thirty.

'''MIKE:''' Okay. Cheers...

'''MATT:''' Cheers was right after Family Ties.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Good lineup.

''{Pause. In response to "2-E-Z" and "NEVA-DIE":}''

'''MATT:''' I think those are both real things I've seen on people's dashboard windshields, driving around Atlanta.

''{Mike snickers}''

'''MIKE:''' There was one in Athens that was, I see you lookin'... "I C U"... he was pretty popular.

'''MATT:''' ''{as Homestar is dazed, to the sound effects}'' That's just me and Mike...

'''BOTH:''' ''{imitating the sound effect}'' OooOOooOOooOO...

'''MATT:''' Yeah, this was sorta giving in, finally, too, 'cuz this is one he constantly would get, in an email, about "what kinda car do you drive?"

===Fun Facts===
*[[Wikipedia:The Cosby Show|The Cosby Show]], [[Wikipedia:Family Ties|Family Ties]], [[Wikipedia:Cheers|Cheers]], Night Court and [[Wikipedia:L.A. Law|L.A. Law]] were all shows on [[Wikipedia:NBC|NBC]].
*The [[Wikipedia:Must_See_TV|NBC Thursday night line-up]] mentioned never existed. The sitcom lineup existed from [http://www.inthe80s.com/prim8485.shtml 1984-85] to [http://www.inthe80s.com/prim8788.shtml 1987-88]. However, the shows were followed by [[Wikipedia:Hill Street Blues|Hill Street Blues]]. L. A. Law moved to Thursday night in [http://www.inthe80s.com/prim8889.shtml 1988-89], but Night Court moved to Wednesday night and Family Ties to Sunday.
* [[The Brothers Chaps]]' niece may be [[Little Girl]].
* You also see the underside of Homestar's hat in [[super powers]].

== External Links ==

{{preforumsbemailextlinks|101}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 18:47:35 GMT

Homsar7: /* Cool Sites */

'''''HOMSAR7 IS BACK!'''''

Hiya! My Name Is Eric. I'm 14 And I Play Guitar.[[Image:Homsar7.jpg|thumb|Me, Me, Me, Oh, And Me.]]

I Love [[Homsar]]. He's My Favorite Character. I Worship Him. I Also Draw Him In My Spare Time. So Far I've Drawn Him A Slash, Kumar, And Just Himself. My Next Homsar Drawing Project Is Him In The [[Homestarmy]].

== Faves/Non-Faves ==

Favorite Big Toon: [[A Folky Tale]]

Favorite Short: [[Commandos in the Classroom]] or [[Experimental Film]]

Favorite Game: [[TROGDOR!]]

Favorite SB Email: [[interview]], [[homsar]], [[long pants]], or [[do over]]

Least Favorite Big Toon: [[The Reddest Radish]]

Least Favorite Short: um...none

Least Favorite Game: [[Marshie Ween]]

Least Favorite SB Email: [[labor day]]

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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=LOL|msg=This user is '''[[funny]]''' and uses homestarrunner.com jokes daily!}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#006600|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Fallen Ben.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is a part of of the '''[[Homestarmy]]'''.}}
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|}

== My Username ==

My Name Comes From My Favorite Character, Homsar.

The Number 7 Comes From The Astros 2nd Baseman Craig Biggio, And It's Also My Lucky Number.

== Dreams ==

Yes, I Have Dreams.

My Dream Job Is A Guitarist Or A Chef. I Like To Cook.

I Am Also Pretty Funny. Being a Comidien Would Be Cool.

If I Could Turn Into One Homestar Runner Character, It Would Be Homsar.

== Songwritting And Music ==

Yes I Write Songs. I've Written Them sice I Was 10 Years Old. Some Have Been Destroyed In The Evil Washing Machine *Glares*.

I'm Into Garage, Grunge, Rock, NuMetal, And A ''Very Small'' Amount Of Rap.

My Favorite Bands Are Breaking Benjamin, Cold, Nine Inch Nails, Puddle Of Mudd, The Subways, The Bravery, Bowling For Soup, Billy Corgan, Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, And An Irish Band Called [http://www.myspace.com/franticstate Frantic State].

== 50 Random Things About Me ==

*My Name Is Eric
*I'm From NJ
*I Play Guitar
*CHEESE!
*I'm Very Random
*Homsar Rules
*Homsar Is My Master
*I'm Doing Fine On The Wiki
*Music Is My Thing
*I Go Against The Crowd
*And
*Sometimes
*I
*Speak
*With
*Pauses
*Like That
*I'm Going To Bishop Arh High School Next Year
*I'm Currently In Franklin Middle School
*How Many Is That?
*Twenty-One, Including This One
*Doing Good
*My Second Favorite Character Is Strong Sad
*He's A Really Good Poet
*He's Mistreated
*And His Voice Is Cool
*Family Guy Quote:
*'''Brian:'''You're Drunk
*'''Stewie:'''You're Sexy
*Thats Really Funny
*'{holds up a sign that says "I Talk Like This Sometimes"}'
*'{flips sign, now says "Go Wile E. Coyote!}'
*Now How Many Is That?
*Thrity-Four, This One Too, Last Time I'm Doing This
*I'm Trying To Lose Weight
*I Bike A Lot To Do This
*I'm Not Too Overweight
*But I Still Am
*I Write Songs
*I Have A Myspace
*I Have 82 Friends So Far On It
*Oh Snap!
*Just Felt Like Saying That
*And I'll Leave You With One Final Quote
*Ready?
*You Sure?
*Ok,
*Here
*It Is
*"Little Boys Who Talk Dirty Grow Up To Be Democrates"

== Cool Sites ==

*[http://www.ultimateshowdown.org The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destainy!] ''WARNING!'': It Is A Bit Graphic...
*[http://electric7.mydeardiary.com My Blog] ''WARNING!'': The Topics I Speak About Are NOT For Kids Under Age 12. Also, My Language Can Get Out Of Hand At Times...

== [[personal favorites]] Tab ==

I've Found The Secret To The Wicked Solo In The Intro To The Email [[personal favorites]]. Here's The Tab.

Instrument: Guitar
Tuning: Standard (Low E, A, D, G, B, High E)

Strong Bad: Awwwww (starts here) EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*E------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*B------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*G-----------------10(ring)-----------10-8----8---------------------------------------
*D--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3---------10---10------8(slide)10-----3-3--3----3-3-3
*A--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3-------------------------------------3-3--3----3-3-3
*e--2-2--2---2-2-2------2-2--2---2-------------------------------------2-2--2----2-2-2

Strong Bad: Whoa, That Was The Wickedest Solo Ever. Now What Function Hey Do I Have To Hit To Play That Again?

== Cool Quotes ==
Idea borrowed from [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]. Used with permission. All rights reserved.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Quote !! From
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Matt Equals MATT! || [[50 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': possums...... || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Kelsey Grammer! || [[Homsar Main Page]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': ummm...BREAKIN' STUFF! || [[Strong Mad]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! || [[long pants]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': No, I'm Not In India. || [[isp]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': Sounds More Like A Terlet If You Ask Me! || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': But Homsar Called And Said He Was A Million Ladies Tall. || [[2 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Rise, My Son. And Giveth Me Instead, $7.50 With Which To Buy Some Buffalo Chicken Tenders. || [[radio]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homeslice]]''': I Wasn't Stapled To Any Chicken! || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Aaaalms For The Pudgy? Aaalms For The Pudgy. || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAa Hey Tubbs! I Just Lost My Jengajam! || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Greta Is Feeding The Mouse Bug Spray. When Will He Be Done For? || [[That Time of Year]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': I Represent Distinguished Businessman.|| [[An Open Forum]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': Don't you touch that- zabbitablough! || [[radio]] easter egg
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': DELORTED ! || [[replacement]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Cool, Cool, Depressing, Cool. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| '''[[The Cheat]]''': Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it. || [[The Cheat]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': Did You Just Say Parakeet?!? || [[caffine]]
|-
| '''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''': Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME! || [[do over]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': SOMEBODY HEEEEELP! || [[Sick Day]]
|-
| '''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''': Look lively! || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
|-
| '''[[The Kaiser]]''': Ach Du Lieber! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!|| [[That A Ghost]]
|-
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': I Can Count To G! || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
|-
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': Umm... Uh, that wasn't very good. || [[Audition With Marzipan]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAaAaAaA! || Various Toons
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Puppet Homestar]]''': Yeah, Liability! L-I-A-B-I... || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit! || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': I HAVE A FUNNY HAT! || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
|-
| '''[[Atari Strong Bad]]''': Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me! || [[Main Page 13]]
|-
| '''[[1-Up]]''': I want pudding! || [[Under Construction]]
|}

== Get Outta My House! ==

Ok, Feel Free To [[Special:Emailuser/{{PAGENAME}}|Wikimail]] Me, But It Works Better (and gets a quicker response!) On My Talk Page. Just Click Talk Up There. *pokes top of page*

Ok, So You Can Leave. I Dont Care Where Really. Why Not Click The Random Page Button Up There? But Anyway, Peace Out, Party People!

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 18:46:14 GMT

Homsar7: /* Cool Sites */

'''''HOMSAR7 IS BACK!'''''

Hiya! My Name Is Eric. I'm 14 And I Play Guitar.[[Image:Homsar7.jpg|thumb|Me, Me, Me, Oh, And Me.]]

I Love [[Homsar]]. He's My Favorite Character. I Worship Him. I Also Draw Him In My Spare Time. So Far I've Drawn Him A Slash, Kumar, And Just Himself. My Next Homsar Drawing Project Is Him In The [[Homestarmy]].

== Faves/Non-Faves ==

Favorite Big Toon: [[A Folky Tale]]

Favorite Short: [[Commandos in the Classroom]] or [[Experimental Film]]

Favorite Game: [[TROGDOR!]]

Favorite SB Email: [[interview]], [[homsar]], [[long pants]], or [[do over]]

Least Favorite Big Toon: [[The Reddest Radish]]

Least Favorite Short: um...none

Least Favorite Game: [[Marshie Ween]]

Least Favorite SB Email: [[labor day]]

{{userboxtop}}
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{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=MEH|msg=This user can understand some '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''', but is not fluent in it.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=TEEN|msg=This user is between '''13 and 19 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CC6666|codebkgd=#FF6666|codecolor=#000000|code=HI|msg=This user is on the '''[[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|welcoming committee]]''', but '''[[User:Lapper|Lapper]]''' keeps taking every new member!}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#A9A9A9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:parsnips.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user loves '''[[Old-Timey]] Toons'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=LOL|msg=This user is '''[[funny]]''' and uses homestarrunner.com jokes daily!}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#006600|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Fallen Ben.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is a part of of the '''[[Homestarmy]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#006400|mainbkgd=#ADFF2F|codebkgd=#2E8B57|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:HomsarPotion-ma-jig.png|30px]]|msg=This user enjoys doing '''[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]]'''. He's just got to find the right '''[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|location, location, lo-ca-tion!]]'''}}

|}

== My Username ==

My Name Comes From My Favorite Character, Homsar.

The Number 7 Comes From The Astros 2nd Baseman Craig Biggio, And It's Also My Lucky Number.

== Dreams ==

Yes, I Have Dreams.

My Dream Job Is A Guitarist Or A Chef. I Like To Cook.

I Am Also Pretty Funny. Being a Comidien Would Be Cool.

If I Could Turn Into One Homestar Runner Character, It Would Be Homsar.

== Songwritting And Music ==

Yes I Write Songs. I've Written Them sice I Was 10 Years Old. Some Have Been Destroyed In The Evil Washing Machine *Glares*.

I'm Into Garage, Grunge, Rock, NuMetal, And A ''Very Small'' Amount Of Rap.

My Favorite Bands Are Breaking Benjamin, Cold, Nine Inch Nails, Puddle Of Mudd, The Subways, The Bravery, Bowling For Soup, Billy Corgan, Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, And An Irish Band Called [http://www.myspace.com/franticstate Frantic State].

== 50 Random Things About Me ==

*My Name Is Eric
*I'm From NJ
*I Play Guitar
*CHEESE!
*I'm Very Random
*Homsar Rules
*Homsar Is My Master
*I'm Doing Fine On The Wiki
*Music Is My Thing
*I Go Against The Crowd
*And
*Sometimes
*I
*Speak
*With
*Pauses
*Like That
*I'm Going To Bishop Arh High School Next Year
*I'm Currently In Franklin Middle School
*How Many Is That?
*Twenty-One, Including This One
*Doing Good
*My Second Favorite Character Is Strong Sad
*He's A Really Good Poet
*He's Mistreated
*And His Voice Is Cool
*Family Guy Quote:
*'''Brian:'''You're Drunk
*'''Stewie:'''You're Sexy
*Thats Really Funny
*'{holds up a sign that says "I Talk Like This Sometimes"}'
*'{flips sign, now says "Go Wile E. Coyote!}'
*Now How Many Is That?
*Thrity-Four, This One Too, Last Time I'm Doing This
*I'm Trying To Lose Weight
*I Bike A Lot To Do This
*I'm Not Too Overweight
*But I Still Am
*I Write Songs
*I Have A Myspace
*I Have 82 Friends So Far On It
*Oh Snap!
*Just Felt Like Saying That
*And I'll Leave You With One Final Quote
*Ready?
*You Sure?
*Ok,
*Here
*It Is
*"Little Boys Who Talk Dirty Grow Up To Be Democrates"

== Cool Sites ==

*[http://www.ultimateshowdown.org The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destainy!] ''WARNING!'': It Is A Bit Graphic...
*[http://www.Electric7.mydeardiary.com My Blog] ''WARNING!'': The Topics I Speak About Are NOT For Kids Under Age 12. Also, My Language Can Get Out Of Hand At Times...

== [[personal favorites]] Tab ==

I've Found The Secret To The Wicked Solo In The Intro To The Email [[personal favorites]]. Here's The Tab.

Instrument: Guitar
Tuning: Standard (Low E, A, D, G, B, High E)

Strong Bad: Awwwww (starts here) EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*E------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*B------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*G-----------------10(ring)-----------10-8----8---------------------------------------
*D--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3---------10---10------8(slide)10-----3-3--3----3-3-3
*A--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3-------------------------------------3-3--3----3-3-3
*e--2-2--2---2-2-2------2-2--2---2-------------------------------------2-2--2----2-2-2

Strong Bad: Whoa, That Was The Wickedest Solo Ever. Now What Function Hey Do I Have To Hit To Play That Again?

== Cool Quotes ==
Idea borrowed from [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]. Used with permission. All rights reserved.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Quote !! From
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Matt Equals MATT! || [[50 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': possums...... || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Kelsey Grammer! || [[Homsar Main Page]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': ummm...BREAKIN' STUFF! || [[Strong Mad]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! || [[long pants]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': No, I'm Not In India. || [[isp]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': Sounds More Like A Terlet If You Ask Me! || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': But Homsar Called And Said He Was A Million Ladies Tall. || [[2 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Rise, My Son. And Giveth Me Instead, $7.50 With Which To Buy Some Buffalo Chicken Tenders. || [[radio]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homeslice]]''': I Wasn't Stapled To Any Chicken! || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Aaaalms For The Pudgy? Aaalms For The Pudgy. || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAa Hey Tubbs! I Just Lost My Jengajam! || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Greta Is Feeding The Mouse Bug Spray. When Will He Be Done For? || [[That Time of Year]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': I Represent Distinguished Businessman.|| [[An Open Forum]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': Don't you touch that- zabbitablough! || [[radio]] easter egg
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': DELORTED ! || [[replacement]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Cool, Cool, Depressing, Cool. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| '''[[The Cheat]]''': Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it. || [[The Cheat]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': Did You Just Say Parakeet?!? || [[caffine]]
|-
| '''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''': Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME! || [[do over]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': SOMEBODY HEEEEELP! || [[Sick Day]]
|-
| '''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''': Look lively! || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
|-
| '''[[The Kaiser]]''': Ach Du Lieber! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!|| [[That A Ghost]]
|-
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': I Can Count To G! || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
|-
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': Umm... Uh, that wasn't very good. || [[Audition With Marzipan]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAaAaAaA! || Various Toons
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Puppet Homestar]]''': Yeah, Liability! L-I-A-B-I... || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit! || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': I HAVE A FUNNY HAT! || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
|-
| '''[[Atari Strong Bad]]''': Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me! || [[Main Page 13]]
|-
| '''[[1-Up]]''': I want pudding! || [[Under Construction]]
|}

== Get Outta My House! ==

Ok, Feel Free To [[Special:Emailuser/{{PAGENAME}}|Wikimail]] Me, But It Works Better (and gets a quicker response!) On My Talk Page. Just Click Talk Up There. *pokes top of page*

Ok, So You Can Leave. I Dont Care Where Really. Why Not Click The Random Page Button Up There? But Anyway, Peace Out, Party People!

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 18:45:39 GMT

Homsar7: /* Cool Sites */

'''''HOMSAR7 IS BACK!'''''

Hiya! My Name Is Eric. I'm 14 And I Play Guitar.[[Image:Homsar7.jpg|thumb|Me, Me, Me, Oh, And Me.]]

I Love [[Homsar]]. He's My Favorite Character. I Worship Him. I Also Draw Him In My Spare Time. So Far I've Drawn Him A Slash, Kumar, And Just Himself. My Next Homsar Drawing Project Is Him In The [[Homestarmy]].

== Faves/Non-Faves ==

Favorite Big Toon: [[A Folky Tale]]

Favorite Short: [[Commandos in the Classroom]] or [[Experimental Film]]

Favorite Game: [[TROGDOR!]]

Favorite SB Email: [[interview]], [[homsar]], [[long pants]], or [[do over]]

Least Favorite Big Toon: [[The Reddest Radish]]

Least Favorite Short: um...none

Least Favorite Game: [[Marshie Ween]]

Least Favorite SB Email: [[labor day]]

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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=LOL|msg=This user is '''[[funny]]''' and uses homestarrunner.com jokes daily!}}
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== My Username ==

My Name Comes From My Favorite Character, Homsar.

The Number 7 Comes From The Astros 2nd Baseman Craig Biggio, And It's Also My Lucky Number.

== Dreams ==

Yes, I Have Dreams.

My Dream Job Is A Guitarist Or A Chef. I Like To Cook.

I Am Also Pretty Funny. Being a Comidien Would Be Cool.

If I Could Turn Into One Homestar Runner Character, It Would Be Homsar.

== Songwritting And Music ==

Yes I Write Songs. I've Written Them sice I Was 10 Years Old. Some Have Been Destroyed In The Evil Washing Machine *Glares*.

I'm Into Garage, Grunge, Rock, NuMetal, And A ''Very Small'' Amount Of Rap.

My Favorite Bands Are Breaking Benjamin, Cold, Nine Inch Nails, Puddle Of Mudd, The Subways, The Bravery, Bowling For Soup, Billy Corgan, Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, And An Irish Band Called [http://www.myspace.com/franticstate Frantic State].

== 50 Random Things About Me ==

*My Name Is Eric
*I'm From NJ
*I Play Guitar
*CHEESE!
*I'm Very Random
*Homsar Rules
*Homsar Is My Master
*I'm Doing Fine On The Wiki
*Music Is My Thing
*I Go Against The Crowd
*And
*Sometimes
*I
*Speak
*With
*Pauses
*Like That
*I'm Going To Bishop Arh High School Next Year
*I'm Currently In Franklin Middle School
*How Many Is That?
*Twenty-One, Including This One
*Doing Good
*My Second Favorite Character Is Strong Sad
*He's A Really Good Poet
*He's Mistreated
*And His Voice Is Cool
*Family Guy Quote:
*'''Brian:'''You're Drunk
*'''Stewie:'''You're Sexy
*Thats Really Funny
*'{holds up a sign that says "I Talk Like This Sometimes"}'
*'{flips sign, now says "Go Wile E. Coyote!}'
*Now How Many Is That?
*Thrity-Four, This One Too, Last Time I'm Doing This
*I'm Trying To Lose Weight
*I Bike A Lot To Do This
*I'm Not Too Overweight
*But I Still Am
*I Write Songs
*I Have A Myspace
*I Have 82 Friends So Far On It
*Oh Snap!
*Just Felt Like Saying That
*And I'll Leave You With One Final Quote
*Ready?
*You Sure?
*Ok,
*Here
*It Is
*"Little Boys Who Talk Dirty Grow Up To Be Democrates"

== Cool Sites ==

*[http://www.ultimateshowdown.org The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destainy!] ''WARNING!'': It Is A Bit Graphic...
*[http://www.electric7.mydeardiary.com My Blog] ''WARNING!'': The Topics I Speak About Are NOT For Kids Under Age 12. Also, My Language Can Get Out Of Hand At Times...

== [[personal favorites]] Tab ==

I've Found The Secret To The Wicked Solo In The Intro To The Email [[personal favorites]]. Here's The Tab.

Instrument: Guitar
Tuning: Standard (Low E, A, D, G, B, High E)

Strong Bad: Awwwww (starts here) EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*E------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*B------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*G-----------------10(ring)-----------10-8----8---------------------------------------
*D--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3---------10---10------8(slide)10-----3-3--3----3-3-3
*A--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3-------------------------------------3-3--3----3-3-3
*e--2-2--2---2-2-2------2-2--2---2-------------------------------------2-2--2----2-2-2

Strong Bad: Whoa, That Was The Wickedest Solo Ever. Now What Function Hey Do I Have To Hit To Play That Again?

== Cool Quotes ==
Idea borrowed from [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]. Used with permission. All rights reserved.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Quote !! From
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Matt Equals MATT! || [[50 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': possums...... || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Kelsey Grammer! || [[Homsar Main Page]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': ummm...BREAKIN' STUFF! || [[Strong Mad]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! || [[long pants]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': No, I'm Not In India. || [[isp]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': Sounds More Like A Terlet If You Ask Me! || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': But Homsar Called And Said He Was A Million Ladies Tall. || [[2 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Rise, My Son. And Giveth Me Instead, $7.50 With Which To Buy Some Buffalo Chicken Tenders. || [[radio]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homeslice]]''': I Wasn't Stapled To Any Chicken! || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Aaaalms For The Pudgy? Aaalms For The Pudgy. || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAa Hey Tubbs! I Just Lost My Jengajam! || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Greta Is Feeding The Mouse Bug Spray. When Will He Be Done For? || [[That Time of Year]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': I Represent Distinguished Businessman.|| [[An Open Forum]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': Don't you touch that- zabbitablough! || [[radio]] easter egg
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': DELORTED ! || [[replacement]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Cool, Cool, Depressing, Cool. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| '''[[The Cheat]]''': Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it. || [[The Cheat]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': Did You Just Say Parakeet?!? || [[caffine]]
|-
| '''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''': Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME! || [[do over]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': SOMEBODY HEEEEELP! || [[Sick Day]]
|-
| '''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''': Look lively! || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
|-
| '''[[The Kaiser]]''': Ach Du Lieber! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!|| [[That A Ghost]]
|-
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': I Can Count To G! || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
|-
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': Umm... Uh, that wasn't very good. || [[Audition With Marzipan]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAaAaAaA! || Various Toons
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Puppet Homestar]]''': Yeah, Liability! L-I-A-B-I... || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit! || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': I HAVE A FUNNY HAT! || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
|-
| '''[[Atari Strong Bad]]''': Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me! || [[Main Page 13]]
|-
| '''[[1-Up]]''': I want pudding! || [[Under Construction]]
|}

== Get Outta My House! ==

Ok, Feel Free To [[Special:Emailuser/{{PAGENAME}}|Wikimail]] Me, But It Works Better (and gets a quicker response!) On My Talk Page. Just Click Talk Up There. *pokes top of page*

Ok, So You Can Leave. I Dont Care Where Really. Why Not Click The Random Page Button Up There? But Anyway, Peace Out, Party People!

Talk:Strong Bad Email

Homsar7 — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 22:30:19 GMT

Homsar7: A Quick Question...

{{Template:Talk:Strong Bad Email}}
{{featuredarticle}}
{| style="background:#CFC; border: 1px dashed #090"
|-
| style="padding:10px" | '''Checklist for new Strong Bad Email:'''
*Update main [[Strong Bad Email]] list, and the [[Template:Strong Bad Email|template list]].
*On the main [[Strong Bad Email]] page, update the total emails and various fun facts.
*Update each list in the Strong Bad Email [[Template:StrongBadEmailInfo|navigation template]].
*Point the navigation template at the top of the next-to-last email and [[some kinda robot]] to the current email and vice versa.
*Link the email page to the forum and vice versa, if necessary.
*Redirect <nowiki>[[</nowiki>sbemail***]] to the current email.
|} 
== new menu ==

When the new rap came out, the email [[geddup noise]] is new again, and the emails newer than that aren't there.
--{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 20:31, 9 January 2006 (UTC)
: Even odder: I'm trying to load it, and NO emails are listed, and the "random.bat" button leads to [[HR:undefined|this]] (404'd) page (that is, "undefined", without even so much as a ".html".) [[highschool]] works fine though... when linked from the [[Main Pages]] or externally. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 02:30, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
::Most works for me... The only glitchy thing is random.bat. It works fine; it just doesn't scroll. I mean, you click it and the screen stays in place, instead of following the cursor. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::I get Jay's error. Very strange {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}}
:::Me too. When I pressed random, it went to undefined but when I pressed it again, it caused my computer to run very slowly. Odd. - [[User_talk:Sahm|talk]] [[User:Sahm|Sahm]] [[Special:Contributions/Sahm|ribs]]
::::I'm having similar problems. Yesterday I couldn't see ''any'' emails listed (and I got a warning dialog saying that Flash was running slowly and was making my computer slow); today the newest one is geddup noise. {{User:Bill/sig}} 16:03, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::For me the entire site has been running '''''very sloooooolyyy''''' (I just checked and the site is back up to 100% speed! I wonder if they were getting a DOS attack or just every desparate H*R fan was hitting the site all at once!). This would explain your problems: the flash files are unable to load the new versions of the .xml files and therefore will either present an error or load an older, cached version. (I too was getting emails up to geddup noise and thought that might be the problem. I didn't use rando though). --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 16:38, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
::::::Yeah, the menu is working just fine now (and doesn't seem to be [[Moving Very Slowly]]... very, very slowly... any more.) If it was loading older .xml files from cache, that might explain why I was getting nothing - I keep my cache as small as possible at all times (hit to loading times, but I have a fast enough connection that it's not that bad, and it helps pages refresh faster.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:48, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Fixed it. Just clear your cache. [[Special:Preferences|How?]]
I cleared the cache but it still doesn't scroll. {{User:Salty/sig}} 02:10, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

== roulette ==

On the menu, the roulette dosen't move around, and it doesn't pick a random email. --{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 21:53, 16 January 2006 (UTC)
:See the conversation directly above this one. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Of which you were a part of... {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 02:23, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

== External links template ==

I can never remember the verbiage for the external links, and it occurred to me: why don't we have a template for it? So I made one and applied it to the most recent email:

<code><nowiki>{{sbemailextlinks|142|6836}}</nowiki></code> produces this: 
*[[HR:sbemail142.html|watch "secret identity"]]
*[[HR:sbemail142.swf|view the Flash file for "secret identity"]]
*[[Forum:6836|forum thread re: "secret identity"]]

There are a few special cases where the Flash file is different from the HTML file, and the early emails don't have forum threads, so we could also make sbemailextlinks2 and -3 if we wanted. I don't know that it's necessary to convert all the old ones, but it should be helpful on the new ones. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:47, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

:Is it worth it to make it more complicated? I've thought about it before for the info at the top of emails too, but then always talked myself out of it because it seems like it would confuse some for only a small gain (at least for the stuff at the top, this is a better scenario). We could make lots of things easier by using complicated templates, but then the learning curve would increase. I like the idea though, and if others like it too, I wouldn't be against using it. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 03:23, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

::Well, it saves having to type the name of the toon three times, and I can never remember the wording without looking it up. At the very least, it could be a tool that could be subst'd on each new email. Maybe it could be tweaked (or a "toon" version created) to handle all toons. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:26, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

:::At the '''''*very*''''' least it can be used as a <code>subst:</code> template. If you know about it, you use it, if not you don't. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 04:12, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

== All emails? ==

Does [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email&diff=247500&oldid=247175 this] number take into account DVD emails or no? I think that information should be explicit. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:08, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
:I think so, I don't see why they wouldn't count those. {{User:Salty/sig}} 04:15, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

== Floppy Disk Container ==

:''This discussion was originally on [[Talk:secret identity]].''

I don't remember now where i got the comment from, but the original Sam & Max comment had been removed because it's in the [[Floppy Disk]] page now. I made the [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=secret_identity&diff=248700&oldid=248699 new one] more concise and pointed to the floppy disk page. So what is the precedent for it? Do we simply not mention anything about the floppy disk and simply assume readers know about the floppy disk page (and know where it's at) and will go there to find out what the floppy disk says? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 16:03, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
:I have often wonder why that page is never mentioned on the email page but far as I know, we don't mention the floppy disks on th email page. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 16:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
::Yeah...it seems like the page should be linked ''somewhere'' on the email page. If it was linked, where would that go? In the remarks section? Or could the link be put in a common location on each email page which features a floppy disk? {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:05, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
:::''[noting edit conflict due to similarity of ideas]'' You know, this should be fixed. [[Floppy Disk Container]] isn't, as far as I can tell, linked to from anywhere relevant, not even the main [[Strong Bad Email]] navigation template. The best it has going for it is that it's in [[:Category:Strong Bad Email]]. Why not have a one-line mention somewhere in each email that points out what the disk title is and gives a link to FDC? I'm thinking either something in the trivia or up in the stats at the top of the page. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:12, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
::I'd go with Remarks/Trivia on each email that features it. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 17:20, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
:::I like the idea of the stats position at the top of each page. For example this week's would have the following:
::::'''Floppy Disk:''' [[Floppy Disk Container|sam and max]]
:::right below '''Page Title'''. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:21, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
::::Regarding the link to FDC: We should have a standard. How about this: <nowiki>[[Floppy Disk Container#<game name>|<game name>]] where <game name> is the name of the game written exactly as it is on the disk label. Then, we should insert corresponding IDs into the rows of the table over at FDC, like this: id="<game name>"</nowiki>. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:29, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::That makes sense...so that the link goes to the relevant floppy. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:32, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::Until we decide where on the email page to link, I'm going to just start adding the id's to the FDC page. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:35, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
::::Perhaps something like...
* The [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads ''sam and max''.
::::And maybe the italized part will... link to the actual section of the Floppy Disc Container page... I don't think it needs a place up at the top, because not all emails have them. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 17:55, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
::::::I give up...I thought I could figure out how to add those invisible ID's, but I need help. Is it literally the text, id="sam and max", for example, or am I missing brackets, etc.? Thanks, {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:57, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::Shouldn't we just go with subheaders within the table, as we do with almost every other table-based page? - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 18:06, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
::::::It looks a little redundant to have the two bold headings though...if we add those subheaders, should we unbold the second occurrence? {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:17, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Probably. I noticed this, too. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 18:18, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
::::::::What about an invisible tag? To my eye, the current bold text is sufficient as a header... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:20, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::::How do you make those? - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 18:23, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::Personally, I think the standard headers add too much space to each entry. Dot com's done the id thing before but I don't remember what page he's used it at (probably one of the obscure list page thingys somewhere). I'll check and see if i've linked to it at any point. Or if it's in the help pages. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:24, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::It would've been [[User talk:It's dot com/The System Is Down|here]] if someone had asked already but it's not. I recommend you post an inquiry in his talk page. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:33, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::::What, you don't think I would be following this thread? :) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:50, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::::Are you kidding? I was ''counting'' on you to answer the question like [[Talk:secret_identity#Past_our_bedtimes|three minutes]] after Trey56 has posed it! ;) --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 19:21, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::::::I should be more patient (sorry). By the way, the current tags all link to the top of the table (see [[HRWiki:Sandbox#Test]]), but I'm going to leave this project to somebody who actually knows what s/he's doing. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:29, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::::::You seem to be on the right track. Don't give up. :) By the way, the other pages with IDs are [[Quote of the Week|QotW]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]]. Also, the underscores may be important (I'm not sure) and there are special characters to watch out for (like question marks, etc.), just so you know. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:26, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::If you need/want help with some of the grunt work, gimme something to do. I am looking for a project. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 21:40, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
:Sorry, too many colons. So far, I've added all the tags to [[Floppy Disk Container]], and as soon as we decide where we want the links on the email pages, those need to be added. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:46, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
::I changed the wording in the Trivia section a little. For one, the label on the disk has the writing on it, not the disk container itself. Also, I changed it from italics to quotes. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:10, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

So, the two main options for adding the links to [[Floppy Disk Container]] on the relevant emails follow (please add comments/preferences):
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<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 132%;"> Top-of-page statistics </div>
In this case, the title for [[secret identity]] would look like this:

:'''Strong Bad Email #142'''

:Chris from Laramie, Wyoming, asks Strong Bad if he has any secret identities. Strong Bad discusses several options.

:'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]] , [[The Poopsmith]] , [[Homestar Runner]], [[The King of Town]], [[Bubs]], [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Sad]] (Easter egg)

:'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand|Bubs' Motor Lodge]], [[Trailer Home]], [[Smoky Office]], [[Marzipan's House]]

:'''Computer:''' [[Lappy 486]]

:'''Date:''' January 25, 2006

:'''Running Time:''' 3:42

:'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

:'''Floppy Disk:''' [[Floppy Disk Container#sam_and_max|sam and max]]
----
<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 132%;"> Trivia section </div>
In this case, the Trivia section of [[secret identity]] would have the following fact:
:* The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#sam_and_max|sam and max]]".
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=== Top-of-page statistics ===
#<s>I second {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 22:11, 26 January 2006 (UTC)</s>
#I third. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 22:34, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
#I fourth. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 00:04, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

=== Trivia section ===
#I like this one better. The Floppy Disk Container is more of a "remark" or "real-world reference" than a vital statistic, and a casual reader might not know what '''Floppy Disk: *a game*''' means. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 22:48, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
#I agree with Homestar Coder. It flows better in a fun fact-type location. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
#It's an inside joke. All other inside jokes go in the fun facts, so why should this one be different? - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 23:33, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
#Y'all are convincing. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:57, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
#I second that notion. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 00:02, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
#{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:03, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
# Sounds convincing, so, for now, I'll abstain by voting twice. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 00:46, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
#{{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 13:17, 27 January 2006 (UTC) ''Good arguments, switching my vote''
#{{User:E.L. Cool/sig}}
{{clear}}

=== Consensus ===
It looks like the trivia section won out. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:17, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
:Update: they're done. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 20:23, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

=== Where does the period go? ===
This will probably seem ridiculous to most everybody reading it, but I want to make all the pages consistent. I'm not an English major, so could somebody tell me which of the following is the correct location of the period?
# The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#sam_and_max|sam and max]]."
# The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#sam_and_max|sam and max]]".
Just wanted to get it right before I made all the changes. Thanks, {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:06, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
:The second one. That way there's no confusion as to whether Strong Bad included the period or not. (Of course, if there is ever one with a dot at the end, it would go inside the quotation marks.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:11, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
::Thanks for the help (and sorry to whoever ends up having to patrol all those changes) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:54, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Okay, folks! Cool new fact: According to the W3C, which wins, ID's cannot begin with numbers. So some of the ID's have to be changed, maybe by the discrete insertion of a "id_" before the name (e.g. <code>id="7th_guest</code> -> <code>id="id_7th_guest"</code>). I realize this makes the id's kinda unwieldy and silly, but as they don't affect the content of the page or its meaning I think this is a good overall solution. Please raise here any objections or proposals for modification to this. Thankee! -- [[User:Jweb Guru|Jweb Guru]] 03:28, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

:Count on Jweb to ruin our setup... *Grumble Grumble*. Okay okay, I'll fix it. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 03:35, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

== Unreleased Email ==

When watching [[Sketchbook (video)]], I documented all the writings on paper seen in the video. One of the things appeared to be an unreleased email with The Cheat. Here's what it said:

''at 3:12''

and then as a special treat 
I let The Cheat answer 
some emails 
 
Dear SB, 
Why so glate? 
-Deb Stein 
 
Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your 
face off. 
-Teh C. (repeat) 
 
Oh man, "I'll gnaw your face 
off!" every year it gets 
funnier! Happy The Cheat 
Day Ilko. <s>Here's hopin you</s> 
May never get the 

Is there anywhere that we could put this?
:That's part of the script for [[cheatday]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:: Well, not the "glate" part, but yeah. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:26, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
:::Heh Heh...... Didn't know. That. Thanks for setting me straight. :)-[[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]] 23:35, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

== What is wrong with "Crapfully yours" ==

I don't understand, is he just getting mad about it? It doesnt seem like something one would care about, though I have never sent strong bad an e-mail, I would say crapfully yours.-ken
: He's not getting mad, just exasperated at the extremely old joke. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:16, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

::See [[Crapfully Yours]] for more information. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 02:30, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

I personally think that it is awesome, genious, and creative just like trogdor is, but nobody is sayin he's old, although, trogdor is sooo much cooler. If you sit down and think about it, you'll thinks it's hillarious, i mean, crapfully yours, hahahahahaha, say, i am gunna make another section about strong badia in the strong badia section, sooo i'll see you there. But i will still check this out.-ken

== Email list: Column length and <tt><autocolumn></tt> ==

I noticed that not long ago, my editing the lengths of the columns in the email list were reverted, and not long after, I noticed that [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] added an <tt><autocolumn></tt> tag. I think that's a good idea, but I don't like how the way it's currently implemented deals with the lengths of the columns. Currently, the first two columns are each one item longer than the second two. When email #149 is released, the way <tt><autocolumn></tt> is set up now, the first column will be one longer than the other ''three''. It seems to me that in any other context, the more usual and more natural method is to have all the columns but the last equal in length, with the last column being shorter. When #149 is released, that would mean the last column would be shorter by three items, but because the others are equal, it looks better than having the first column sort of jutting out at the bottom. (Interestingly, I think I was the first one to convert the list from three columns to four, and it wasn't reverted then.) [[User:Gus|Gus]] 23:49, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

:To clarify, when 149 comes out, you would rather have columns of 38, 38, 38, 35 than the 38, 37, 37, 37 that the <tt><autocolumn></tt> tag would display? -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 23:57, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
::<s>My guess is that you mean to have 37, 37, 37, 38 instead of the 38, 37, 37, 37 which would appear with the autocolumn now. Am I correct Gus?</s> Oops, I think I was wrong and Tom got it right. However I think it looks more even the way it is now. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 00:09, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

::Yes, Tom. Think of it this way: If you think of anywhere else you might see columns of text, you expect each column to go to the very bottom of the page or section or wherever, and have it stop wherever it needs to. Here, though, there is no defined bottom, but 38-38-38-35 gives that effect better than 38-37-37-37. It's more aesthetic. [[User:Gus|Gus]] 00:19, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
::Also, would I be right to assume that <tt><autocolumn></tt> is programmed into the wiki software, and would require access to the wiki source to change the way it renders the list? [[User:Gus|Gus]] 00:24, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

== Running along with ze gags! ==

You know the bit at the top of all the articles about SBemail? like Name: pop-up Characters: Strong Bad and all that? why don't we add a new bit to that with Running Gags: Disconnected phone? --[[User:Jetamoo|Coach J]] 14:04, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
:Well, it is not so prevolent that it appears in *every single* email so to speak. The [[Floppy Disk]] does, but it has its own page and a reference in the fun facts section. That is where that would appear. Moreoever, these should link to the Disconnected phone's page, but it doesn't seem to [[Disconnected Telephones|have one]] that I know about. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 17:03, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

::See [[Disconnected Telephones]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 19:46, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

== Are Strong Bad Emails actually real? ==

Is really sent by ordinary people?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 03:18, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

:Yes it is. In fact, several emails have been sent by members of the [http://forum.hrwiki.org/ forum], including [[montage]]. [[mile]] was the only email they ever made up, because "[[The Cheat]] made it up". You can even email strongbad yourself at ''strongbad@homestarrunner.com'', by using the link on [[The Paper]] at the end of emails. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 03:22, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

::I Happen to know the person who sent [[japanese cartoon]]. {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 03:24, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

who?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:30, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
:Whoever it is needs a big cookie! But not as big as [[dragon|kaizer's]] :) {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 06:37, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

::In fact, I'ved heard that TBC get thousands of emails a day. I forget in which interview they said that. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 21:05, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

:::Yeah, they get around a thousand a day, on average. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 03:21, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

:::It's in the FAQ if you click on Email on the main H*R page. --[[User:Collin|Collin]] 21:09, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

:Probably closer to around a thousand a day, on average.
He works at a EB Games around here{{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 17:32, 29 April 2006 (UTC)

== Era labels ==

Maybe that anonny had a good idea. I put the era labels back, although I did it in a way that is better suited to the autocolumn. Namely, I inserted some special line breaks so that it will correctly number the lines and so that there is never a heading without at least one email title underneath it. I tested it through email 162, and from emails 155 to 158, the three computer headings will be at the top of their respective columns. From emails 159 to 161 it evens the columns out as it starts dividing the Lappy emails, and then beginning at email 162 the second two headers will again be in the middle of their respective columns. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:01, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

:It looks better now than after the first attempt, but it still doesn't look that great. Before the list was clean and unbroken and now it, well, isn't. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 00:20, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

::But that can be a ''good'' thing. Sometimes lists can get ''too'' long. I think dividing it a little actually improves its legibility. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:22, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

:::Yeah, but ugly isn't good either. If you really want to break it up, then why not just [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email&oldid=290122 use sections]? -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 00:32, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

::::Those look better than what I had. I changed it back to your version. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:46, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

:::::Okay. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 00:47, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::Looks great. And boy is it ever Monday! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 17:17, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Looks great IDC and Tom, I likey. I hate to use such an over-used term such as great joerb, so I make up a Homsar-ish phrase of endearment just for this occassion. ''aHahahaAA this looks like a modern day birthday card.''' {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 20:50, 21 March 2006 (UTC) oh, well I tried

== Tangerine Dream/Pom Pilot ==

I put a comment in [[weird dream]] about this, but figured the real meat of it belonged here. Maybe it exists unbeknownst to me, but it seems that there out to be a mention of the fact that sbemails are inexplicably accessible through computers other than Strong Bad's own. -BRUCKER
:I'm able to access my email from computers that aren't my own... - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 13:57, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
::So am I, but ''not by a single click on a desktop icon'', which is essentially what Strong Bad does in both cases. -BBRUCKER
:::You're right, but it's more of a dramatic device. Other times that we see The Cheat's computer and Pom Pom's Pom Pilot, the email program isn't there. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:56, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

== I think... ==

We should have a Running Gags bit, like what you said about the statistics about Floppy Disk Container, i think we should do a Running Gags one.--[[User:Jetamo|Coach J]] 11:08, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
:No, we already have a seperate page for the floppy disk container. And besides, i just really don't like the idea of it. [[User:Sbmaniac|Sbmaniac]]

== Around his head ==
I think this is wierd but why does the text go around Strong Bad's head, and if it doesn't then how does he know to space the words around his head? He didn't do this in earlier emails but he does now. Andrew 911
:Actually, he did in the earliest emails, I believe... On th' Tandy. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::Lets be honest though... If it didn't go round his head, we would get frustrated and want to see what he is typing... Methinks its better the way it is. Anyone else agree?--[[User:Noonelikeskat|josh]] 17:00, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

:::Please use the [http://forum.hrwiki.org/ forum] for conversations like this. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 17:03, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

==NQSBEmails==
Uhh, is there Something Better to call the SBEmail Episodes that aren't SBEmails? "Not Quite SBEmail" sound like the name of a Brand of Cream Cheese or something... Pleez help! ~ [[YOuRmOtHeR182]]
:What would you suggest? I myself have always kinda liked the name. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:42, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

== Email Glut ==
Does anyone else think that having 150+ emails listed at the bottom of email page is excessive. Prehaps a list of the most recent and a link to this page would look nicer?
 A semi regesterd user: Aaron

:We had this discussion before at [[Template talk:Strong Bad Email#Overcrowded]]. And I actually made the comment in the next section of that page, but remember that the intent of this template has always been to show where in the big world of emails the current email falls. This wouldn't be possible without having all of the emails listed. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 15:26, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

== E-mail Command Lines ==

Is there a list of all the command lines Strongbad has used to check his e-mail? (IE: sbemail.exe, strongbad_email.exe or run "Strongbad's__email", etc...)
:Each of the computers' pages ([[Tandy 400]], [[Compy 386]], and [[Lappy 486]]) has a list of ALL the commands used on that particular computer. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== A Quick Question... ==

does anybody know why the title of the sbemail page is "denny's menu"? i looked around, and tell me if i missed anything...-{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

Nicknames

Homsar7 — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 21:11:55 GMT

Homsar7: /* Pom Pom */

[[Image:Wretchedsimmons.png|thumb|"Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons!"]]
Most [[Characters|characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] universe have been assigned a variety of '''nicknames''' by other characters, usually by [[Strong Bad]].

==Main Characters==
===[[Homestar Runner]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*The Homestar Runner (Homestar, [[Weclome Back]])
*McDorkle (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Humphel (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*[[Wikipedia: Ramrod|Ramrod]] (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Homegrown (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Stramstar (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Hamstray (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*[http://www.stairmaster.com Stairmaster] (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]])
*Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, [[The King of Town DVD]])

''' Shorts '''
*Liar (Bubs, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])
*Cool guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])
*Dumbstar (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])
*No armed whitey (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Homestar Michael Runner (Marzipan, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Jorge (Marzipan, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*A real state trooper (Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Homestarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Puppet Stuff '''
*homeslice ([[Puppet Jam]])
*weirdon (Puppet Strong Bad, [[Real-Live E-Mails]])
*weirdo (Puppet Strong Bad, original audio for Real-Live E-Mails)

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*David Coppafeel (Homestar, [[senior prom]])
*Homestar Bunmaker (Homestar, [[disconnected]])
*Old 'Strammy (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Wretched Simmons (Strong Bad, [[lady fan]])
*The Homestar Runner (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Mr. Dee Williams (Bubs, [[secret identity]])
*A space "myoo-tant" from Satriani 5 (Strong Bad, [[space program]])
*Kevin (Announcer, [[geddup noise]])
*Hal (Marzipan, [[time capsule]] DVD commentary)
*Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Baldy (Strong Bad, [[haircut]])
*Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, [[flashback]])
*Weirdo in the duckie shirt (Prince of Town, [[flashback]])
*Duckshirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Prancibald (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Whitey (Doreauxgard, [[lackey]])
*Kevin DuBrow (Homestar, [[the bet]])
*edgardo (Strong Bad, "Strumstar Hammer" Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*undabite (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*hamesturrunner (Andrew Shapiro, Easter egg in [[unused emails]])
*Dumpface (Strong Bad, [[island]])
*Stupid (Strong Bad, [[halloweener]])

''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''
*[[Wikipedia: Ghostface Killah|Goatface Killa]] (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Boyfriend Dan (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*The H-star, the H-star-R (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*little underbite man (Ron Dardman, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Sugar-face (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*The Homestar Station (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
*Dead Guy Perez (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])

''' Other '''
*A Big Moron Who Can't Remember His Lines (Strong Bad, [[First Time Here?]])
*Doofus (Strong Bad, [[Homestar_Runner#Character_Video_Transcript| Homestar's character page]])
*Moron (Strong Bad, [[Homestar_Runner#Character_Video_Transcript| Homestar's character page]])
*[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]] (Strong Bad, [[Homestar_Runner#Character_Video_Transcript| Homestar's character page]])
*Homesar (John Flansburgh, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]])
*Homestarr (Dan Miller, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] track listing)

===[[Pom Pom]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Roundy Man (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*My main man (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*My dog (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*My ace in the hole (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Pom Pomchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Email '''
*My dog Pom Pom (Homestar, [[myths & legends]])
*Hindenburg (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])
*Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])
*Ronnie (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]])

===[[Strong Bad]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Strong Caleb (Strong Bad imitating Tucksworth, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Grandma (Strong Bad, [[Bug in Mouth Disease]])
*Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts '''
*Truly the greatest guy (Strong Bad, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])
*Cool Guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])

''' Powered By The Cheat '''
*B-hand (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, [[mile]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Miss America (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
*Strong Badchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Puppet Stuff '''
*My Homie (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
*Rondo (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 2]])
*Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])
*My Doge (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Myrtlebeth (Senor Cardgage, [[alternate universe]])
*Big Nose (Stinkoman, [[alternate universe]])
*Brightly colored baboon (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[alternate universe]])
*Bob (Strong Sad, [[alternate universe]])
*Eggman (Homestar, [[disconnected]])
*Strong Body (Bubs, [[disconnected]])
*Head Bad (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Senor Muybueno (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Vance (Daddy) Mudgeman (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*Cara Carabowditbowdit (Strong Bad, [[secret identity]])
*String Strong Bing Bong (Strong Bad, [[death metal]])
*Strongio da Baddio (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*First Lieuteneral Captainface (SBASAF Orientation Film Speaker, [[space program]])
*Space Captainface (SBASAF Orientation Film Speaker, [[space program]])
*Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, [[lady...ing]])
*Strong Bad The Good Dancer (Strong Bad, [[bottom 10]])
*Weak Bad (the sender of the email in [[bottom 10]])
*Sed Bed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*Ong-stray ad-bay (emailer Peter, [[rampage]])
*The Strong Bad (Homestar Runner, [[secret recipes]])
*Chester Elegante (Strong Bad, [[dreamail]])
*Senator (Strong Sad, [[radio]])
*S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, [[extra plug]])
*The Meanest Genius (Strong Bad, [[time capsule]])
*Pom Pom (Homestar, [[the facts]])
*Mr. Bad (Bubs, [[other days]])
*Silne Zle (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*Strond bad (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, [[flashback]])
*No-shirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*spaz (Strong Sad, [[different town]])
*weirdo (Strong Sad, [[different town]])
*Reggie (Homsar, [[interview]])
*two-bit [[Wrestleman|wrestleman]] (Homestar, [[army]])
*Ethel (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])
*Mr. Supreme (Strong Bad,"Strumstar Hammer" Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Double A, All Abs (Strong Bad, [[suntan]])
*a squeaky guy (Strong Bad, [[funny]])
*Strong Sad (Homestar, [[caper]])
*[[Stinkoman]] (Homestar, [[island]])
*Stong Bad (emailer matt, [[50 emails]])
*Buckethand (Homestar, [[new hands]])
*Stark Dålig (Strong Bad, [[little questions]])
*Stong Band (Strong Bad as Monkey D, [[vacation]])
*[[Strong Badman]] (Strong Bad, [[superhero name]])
*Mr. Bad (emailer Geroge, [[cartoon]])
*Mr. Bad (emailers John and some other people who aren't scam artists, [[credit card]])
*The master of make out rock (Strong Bad, [[making out]])
*Mr. Bad (emailer Tyler, [[butt IQ]])

''' Not Quite Strong Bad Emails '''
*Stong Bah (Homestar, [[Arcade Game]])

''' Teen Girl Squad '''
*Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])

''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''
*Lorenz Magazine Man (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*All your friends (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*[[Obviously Phony Aliases#Goatface|Goatface]] (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Senator Bobblehead (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Senator Statesbob (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Bob Statesman (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Cableman Jorge (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
*Sweepstakes Ron (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Safety Dan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])
*Dr. Professional (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]])
*Constable Anybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])
*The King Of Town (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]])
*Marzipan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]])
*Detective Everybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]])
*Mr. Nobody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])

''' Other'''
*The Bee (Strong Bad, [[Sensitive To Bees]])
*No-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])

===[[The Cheat]]===
'''General'''
*The Chort (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[rampage]], [[impression]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[mile]] (Powered by The Cheat Coach Z))
*DJ Teh Cheat (his DJ name, referenced in [[geddup noise]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])

'''Big Toons'''
*That little yellow thing (The King of Town, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

'''Shorts'''
*Cool guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])
*The man with the plan (Strong Bad, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])

'''Powered by the Cheat'''
*A [[Striped Green Rabbit]] With Two Butts (Strong Bad, [[New Boots]])
*The man who looks like The Cheat (Singers, [[The Cheat Theme Song]])
*The one with yellow feet (Singers, [[The Cheat Theme Song]])
*The dude that moves to the beat (Singers, [[The Cheat Theme Song]])
*Not the guy from 21 Jump Street (Singers, [[The Cheat Theme Song]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Yellow Man (Homestar, [[Labor Dabor]] and [[Some Puppet Stuff]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*Cheatachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*A Nice Hawaiian Cheat ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*The Cheato Bandito (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Squeak (Strong Bad, [[narrator]])
*The Cheatbot (Strong Bad, [[technology]])
*a no-talent minion (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*4rt b4nd1t (on his shirt, [[portrait]])
*Harold "Strap" Coopmore (SBASAF Orientation Film Voiceover, [[space program]])
*The Strap (Strong Bad, [[space program]])
*Cheat (Homestar, [[secret recipes]])
*The C H E _ T (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])
*The Chekt (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])
*Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, [[animal]])
*the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Ilko Skevüld (fake ID, [[cheatday]])
*Teh C. (The Cheat, [[cheatday]])
*Cheet (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, [[lackey]])
*[[Firebert]] (The Cheat, [[army]])
*That one little guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])
*yellow dog (Homestar, [[army]])
*The Friggin' Cheat (The Cheat, [[local news]])
*Squeaky (Motivational poster, [[no loafing]])
*Slowbie (Strong Bad, [[2 years]])
*Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, [[impression]])
*Clever Dan (Strong Bad, [[sibbie]])
*dacheese (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[caper]])
*an ugly bird (Homestar, [[helium]])
*cheatachu72 ([[i she be]], later reused in [[marzipan]] and also used for bidding on a [[english_paper#Easter_Eggs|breakfast burrito]])

'''Other'''
*Mr. Cheaterson (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia National Anthem]])
*a little yellow dog-thing ([[Videlectrix]], [[Awexome Cross]])

===[[Strong Mad]]===
'''General'''
*Big Guy ([[Where's The Cheat?]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Our Bass Player (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])

'''Shorts'''
*Cool guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Tough Skins (Strong Bad, [[Superbowl Dealie]])
*Strong Madchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Strong Madden ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*A website (Strong Mad, [[isp]])
*Lugnut (Strong Bad, [[narrator]])
*a no-talent minion (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*Chef Boyardee (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])
*Graw Mad (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])
*[[Killingyouguy]] (End credits, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Stlong Mad (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*That one big guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])
*no-neck (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, [[invisibility]])

'''Other'''
*Low-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])

===[[Strong Sad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*The Elephant Man (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])
*Dripping Yellow Madness (Homestar, [[Cool Things]])
*Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*wiener (Strong Bad, [[Where's the Cheat?]])

'''Shorts'''
*A butt (Strong Bad, [[TrogdorCon '97]])
*Rondell (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Half Man (Homestar Runner, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Strong Sadchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*The Elephant-Footed Ghost Man (Strong Bad, [[myths & legends]])
*Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*S² (Neils Bohr, [[boring (really)]])
*Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, [[garage sale]])
*The Lurker (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])
*M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, [[rampage]])
*A round mound of gray fatness (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])
*S.S. for Strong Sad (Coach Z, [[rampage]])
*My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, [[best thing]])
*Harry Elephanté (Strong Bad, [[origins]])
*[[The Deathly Pallor]] (Strong Sad, [[radio]])
*A whiny know-it-all (Strong Bad, [[radio]])
*Ol' Greystoke (Strong Bad, [[radio]])
*El Dumpo (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])
*[[Tendafoot]] (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Gron Sad (Strong Bad, [[car]])
*My stupid baby brother (Strong Bad, [[different town]])
*[[The Deathly Pallor]] (Coach Z, [[impression]])
*wiggity-wiener (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Dumpus (Strong Bad, [[autobiography]])
*That rhinoceros (Homsar, [[interview]])
*depressio111117 ([[marzipan]]; also seen as his AOL IM in [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, [[morning routine]])
*Stupid (Strong Bad, [[depressio]])
*Stupid kid brother (Strong Bad, [[depressio]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*A waste of FAT space (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])

'''Other'''
*The Floating Head of Dooooom (Strong Sad, [[Main Page 23]])

===[[Marzipan]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Marzi-person (Bubs, [[Weclome Back]])
*Lady (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*Stupid (Homestar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Mom-zipan (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Marzi-man (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Marzychu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*A Laugh Riot Girl ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*some type of enormous... alien... cow (Homestar, [[narrator]])
*ladytype (Homestar, [[lady...ing]])
*Girlfriend (Homestar, [[secret recipes]])
*M4RZ1P4N (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Hooray4Dolphins (Strong Bad, [[marzipan]])

''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''
*Brown (The Homestar Runner, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*Not Marzipan (Marzipan, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*you old broomstick (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Sister (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
*M-A-R-Z-I-P-A-N (Marzipan, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
*Pawkeegan (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Marz-pan (Grape Nuts Robot, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Marzy (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Marzipanio (Marzipan, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])
*Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]])
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]])
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])

===[[Bubs]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Ol' Bubs (Homestar, [[Cool Things]])
*Dr. Bubs (Bubs, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Tubbs (Homsar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

''' Shorts '''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Old Mr. Bubs (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Blue face man (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Great American Bubs (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, [[Senorial Day]])
*The hoppity frog of values (Bubs, [[Senorial Day]])
*Bubsy (Coach Z, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Cornbread (Bubs, [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Bubsachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Old Man Bubs (Strong Bad, [[isp]])
*Bubs-O (Coach Z, [[geddup noise]])
*The Haggler (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, [[part-time job]])
*The computer genius man (Strong Bad, [[virus]])
*Sbu (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])
*[[The Thnikkaman]] (announcer, [[monument]])
*Bu-Hubs (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])

''' Not Quite Strong Bad Emails '''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Broken Compy Menu]])

''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''
*[[The Thnikkaman]] (Bubs, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])

===[[Coach Z]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Coach Dang Z (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Coach Zchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Deborah (Homestar Runner, [[senior prom]])
*Cadet Z (Space Captainface, [[space program]])
*Just a silly little bumblebee (Coach Z, [[record book]])
*Coach Zed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*hot girl #37 (Coach Z, [[2 emails]])
*The Coach Z (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])

''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''
*The Lyrical Wondermind (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])

''' Other '''
*The Coach (Coach Z, [[Coach_Z#Character_Video_Transcript|Coach Z's Character Video]])
*Coach Zee (the apparent original spelling, [[Where My Hat Is At?]])

===[[The King of Town]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Santa (Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Your Kentucky Fried-ness (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Oldie (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*Your "Highness" (Strong Bad, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Mr. Of Town (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Kingachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*King o' Town (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*Old Bag (Strong Bad, [[boring (really)]])
*Old King Droll (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])
*Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, [[the bet]])

''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''
*Strong Bad (King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]])

''' Other '''
*Kingio ([[Super Kingio Brothers]])
*The KoT ([[King of Town Main Page]])

===[[The Poopsmith]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*doodieman (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Poop-Stick (Homestar, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Poopachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Teddy Poopspin ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])

===[[Homsar]]===
''' Holiday Toons '''
*Shortstop (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*The ghost of Christmas past (Homsar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*little man (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*The Original Ladies' Man (Homsar, [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homsarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*The Human Wedgie (Homsar, [[origins]])
*America's favorite blue midget Homestar (Strong Bad, [[for kids]])
*Haddi-man (kids, [[for kids]])
*A trendy tote bag (Homsar, [[for kids]])
*Little weirdo (Strong Bad, [[different town]])
*bread?? (Strong Bad, [[interview]])
*stoop (Strong Bad, [[interview]])

''' Other '''
*Captain of the Gravy Train (Homsar, [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]])
*Parson Brown (Homsar, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])

==Minor Characters==
===[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]===

'''[[The Wheelchair]]'''
*That stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])

'''[[Eh, Steve!]]'''
*Steven (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*Eh. Steven. (Leomard Sportsinterviews, Email [[different town]])

'''[[Ready For Primetime]]'''
*That blonde guy (Homestar, [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]])
*Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, Email [[haircut]])
*Sweetie cakes (Strong Mad, Email [[haircut]])

===[[Old Timey]]===
'''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]'''
*Sir Strong Bad (Telegram sender Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth, [[50 emails]])
*Uncle Strong Bad (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[2 emails]])

'''[[Fat Dudley]]'''
*Fat Duds (The Homestar Runner, [[That A Ghost]])

'''[[The Sneak]]'''
*[[The Dapper Swindler]] ("Wanted" poster, [[Ballad of The Sneak]])

'''[[Mr. Shmallow]]'''
*That monster (The Homestar Runner, [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]])

===[[Cheat Commandos]]===
'''[[Reynold]]'''
*Reynold-a (Fightgar, [[Shopping for Danger]])
*Cheat Cuss-mando (Gunhaver, [[Commandos in the Classroom]])

'''[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]'''
*this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, [[Cheat Commandos...O's]])

===[[Teen Girl Squad]]===
'''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''
*T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 (Page title; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])
*the other girls (All girls except What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*my gallies (Cheerleader, [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]])
*Worldwide Starlets (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Smartly Pretty (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Kissy Boots (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*You little brats (Mrs. So-and-So-erson, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*my Spanish galleons (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*my art galleries (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*gals (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*grlfrndz (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*fair maidens (DN'D Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*earthlings (SciFi Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])

'''[[Cheerleader]]'''
*rich [[Grrl|grrl]] (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])
*hott type! (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])
*fattycakes (Intro description, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])

'''[[So and So]]'''
*Kristen (Cheerleader, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
*Kristin-a (What's Her Face, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
*The Over-Achiever Bandit (So and So, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Mark (Cut-Out Shirt Folding Store Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])

'''[[What's Her Face]]'''
*The new leader (What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*W HERFACE (Mailbox, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*the one with baggy pants (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*bunkmate (Raccoon Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])

'''[[The Ugly One]]'''
*Young Man (Teacher; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])
*The new leader (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The Hotgly One (The Brothers Chaps, [[Sketchbook#SK-2005-10-20|Sketchbook]])
*Uggs (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])

'''[[Arrow'd Guy]]'''
*mister (Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])

===[[20X6]]===
'''[[Stinkoman]]'''
*MY DOGE (Vector Strong Bad, [[alternate universe]])
*a demon on wheels (Stinkoman, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])

'''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]]''' 
(All of these are from the [[Stinkomanual]].)
*'''Pooru-Pooru''' - punk cucumber
*'''Rose Blake''' - 'lectric burner
*'''Clowder''' - crotchety old cloud
*'''Astromund''' - astro style mund
*'''Piedmont''' - comedian
*'''Porchi''' - round-about
*'''Stafulter''' - flying plug-duck
*'''Postlethwaite''' - ol' P-thwaite
*'''Ditmars''' - NOT a tree and a blanket
*'''Ekersby''' - A jumble of good, good graphics
*'''Prudench''' - skrimps
*'''Dolmerlay''' - Dolmy
*'''Semulade''' - shark-ships
*'''Broodacre''' - jungle-ized bolcano, Broody

===Miscellaneous===
'''[[The Sad Kids]]'''
*those little punks next door (Marshie, [[Malloween Commercial]])

'''[[Marshie]]'''
*that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*that fweakin' robot (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, Email [[the show]])
*Marshy (Dan Miller, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] track listing)
*that freakin' marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]])
'''[[They Might Be Giants]]'''
*the old Supreme Giants Boys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*Super Giant guys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*The Super Giants (Homestar Runner, [[Experimental Film]])

'''John Flansburgh (of TMBG)'''
*Flans ([[Puppet Jam]])
*that one right there with the glasses (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*the glasses guy/that glasses guy (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]]: DVD version)

'''[[Carol]]'''
*Carl (The Cheat, [[Seasonal Sweaters]])
*Carl (The Cheat, Email [[marzipan]])

'''[[Señor]]'''
*This Blue Guy (Strong Bad, "Strumstar Hammer" Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Señor Havin' A Little Trouble (Strong Bad, [[origins]])

'''[[Senor Cardgage]]'''
* T. Mendous Savings (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
* old denominator (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old wintergreen (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old Soderbergh (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])

'''[[Balding Man]]'''
* Husband of the Year (Narrator, [[Senorial Day]])

'''[[Li'l Brudder]]'''
* The king of the dregs (Singers, [[The Li'l Brudder Show]])

'''[[Visor Robot]]'''
* Valerie (Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]])
* Not Valerie (Visor Robot, [[Senor Mortgage]])

'''[[Saddy Dumpington]]'''
* Ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, [[A Folky Tale]])
* Weird Snake Joe (Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]])

'''[[Atari Dragon]]'''
*freakin' duck (Strong Bad, [[Main Page 13]], [[highschool]])

'''[[Trogdor]]'''
*Trogador ([[TROGDOR!]] intro)
*Troggie (Strong Bad, [[Happy Trogday]])

'''[[Rather Dashing]]'''
*Rather Homely (The Blue Knight, [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]])

'''[[Compy 386]]'''
*three-eighty-sucks (Tandy 400, [[invisibility]])

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[[Category:Name running gags]]

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:50:39 GMT

Homsar7:

'''''HOMSAR7 IS BACK!'''''

Hiya! My Name Is Eric. I'm 14 And I Play Guitar.[[Image:Homsar7.jpg|thumb|Me, Me, Me, Oh, And Me.]]

I Love [[Homsar]]. He's My Favorite Character. I Worship Him. I Also Draw Him In My Spare Time. So Far I've Drawn Him A Slash, Kumar, And Just Himself. My Next Homsar Drawing Project Is Him In The [[Homestarmy]].

== Faves/Non-Faves ==

Favorite Big Toon: [[A Folky Tale]]

Favorite Short: [[Commandos in the Classroom]] or [[Experimental Film]]

Favorite Game: [[TROGDOR!]]

Favorite SB Email: [[interview]], [[homsar]], [[long pants]], or [[do over]]

Least Favorite Big Toon: [[The Reddest Radish]]

Least Favorite Short: um...none

Least Favorite Game: [[Marshie Ween]]

Least Favorite SB Email: [[labor day]]

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== My Username ==

My Name Comes From My Favorite Character, Homsar.

The Number 7 Comes From The Astros 2nd Baseman Craig Biggio, And It's Also My Lucky Number.

== Dreams ==

Yes, I Have Dreams.

My Dream Job Is A Guitarist Or A Chef. I Like To Cook.

I Am Also Pretty Funny. Being a Comidien Would Be Cool.

If I Could Turn Into One Homestar Runner Character, It Would Be Homsar.

== Songwritting And Music ==

Yes I Write Songs. I've Written Them sice I Was 10 Years Old. Some Have Been Destroyed In The Evil Washing Machine *Glares*.

I'm Into Garage, Grunge, Rock, NuMetal, And A ''Very Small'' Amount Of Rap.

My Favorite Bands Are Breaking Benjamin, Cold, Nine Inch Nails, Puddle Of Mudd, The Subways, The Bravery, Bowling For Soup, Billy Corgan, Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, And An Irish Band Called [http://www.myspace.com/franticstate Frantic State].

== 50 Random Things About Me ==

*My Name Is Eric
*I'm From NJ
*I Play Guitar
*CHEESE!
*I'm Very Random
*Homsar Rules
*Homsar Is My Master
*I'm Doing Fine On The Wiki
*Music Is My Thing
*I Go Against The Crowd
*And
*Sometimes
*I
*Speak
*With
*Pauses
*Like That
*I'm Going To Bishop Arh High School Next Year
*I'm Currently In Franklin Middle School
*How Many Is That?
*Twenty-One, Including This One
*Doing Good
*My Second Favorite Character Is Strong Sad
*He's A Really Good Poet
*He's Mistreated
*And His Voice Is Cool
*Family Guy Quote:
*'''Brian:'''You're Drunk
*'''Stewie:'''You're Sexy
*Thats Really Funny
*'{holds up a sign that says "I Talk Like This Sometimes"}'
*'{flips sign, now says "Go Wile E. Coyote!}'
*Now How Many Is That?
*Thrity-Four, This One Too, Last Time I'm Doing This
*I'm Trying To Lose Weight
*I Bike A Lot To Do This
*I'm Not Too Overweight
*But I Still Am
*I Write Songs
*I Have A Myspace
*I Have 82 Friends So Far On It
*Oh Snap!
*Just Felt Like Saying That
*And I'll Leave You With One Final Quote
*Ready?
*You Sure?
*Ok,
*Here
*It Is
*"Little Boys Who Talk Dirty Grow Up To Be Democrates"

== Cool Sites ==

*[http://www.ultimateshowdown.org The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destainy!] ''WARNING!:'' It Is A Bit Graphic...

== [[personal favorites]] Tab ==

I've Found The Secret To The Wicked Solo In The Intro To The Email [[personal favorites]]. Here's The Tab.

Instrument: Guitar
Tuning: Standard (Low E, A, D, G, B, High E)

Strong Bad: Awwwww (starts here) EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*E------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*B------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*G-----------------10(ring)-----------10-8----8---------------------------------------
*D--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3---------10---10------8(slide)10-----3-3--3----3-3-3
*A--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3-------------------------------------3-3--3----3-3-3
*e--2-2--2---2-2-2------2-2--2---2-------------------------------------2-2--2----2-2-2

Strong Bad: Whoa, That Was The Wickedest Solo Ever. Now What Function Hey Do I Have To Hit To Play That Again?

== Cool Quotes ==
Idea borrowed from [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]. Used with permission. All rights reserved.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Quote !! From
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Matt Equals MATT! || [[50 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': possums...... || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Kelsey Grammer! || [[Homsar Main Page]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': ummm...BREAKIN' STUFF! || [[Strong Mad]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! || [[long pants]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': No, I'm Not In India. || [[isp]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': Sounds More Like A Terlet If You Ask Me! || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': But Homsar Called And Said He Was A Million Ladies Tall. || [[2 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Rise, My Son. And Giveth Me Instead, $7.50 With Which To Buy Some Buffalo Chicken Tenders. || [[radio]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homeslice]]''': I Wasn't Stapled To Any Chicken! || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Aaaalms For The Pudgy? Aaalms For The Pudgy. || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAa Hey Tubbs! I Just Lost My Jengajam! || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Greta Is Feeding The Mouse Bug Spray. When Will He Be Done For? || [[That Time of Year]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': I Represent Distinguished Businessman.|| [[An Open Forum]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': Don't you touch that- zabbitablough! || [[radio]] easter egg
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': DELORTED ! || [[replacement]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Cool, Cool, Depressing, Cool. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| '''[[The Cheat]]''': Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it. || [[The Cheat]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': Did You Just Say Parakeet?!? || [[caffine]]
|-
| '''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''': Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME! || [[do over]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': SOMEBODY HEEEEELP! || [[Sick Day]]
|-
| '''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''': Look lively! || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
|-
| '''[[The Kaiser]]''': Ach Du Lieber! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!|| [[That A Ghost]]
|-
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': I Can Count To G! || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
|-
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': Umm... Uh, that wasn't very good. || [[Audition With Marzipan]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAaAaAaA! || Various Toons
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Puppet Homestar]]''': Yeah, Liability! L-I-A-B-I... || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit! || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': I HAVE A FUNNY HAT! || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
|-
| '''[[Atari Strong Bad]]''': Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me! || [[Main Page 13]]
|-
| '''[[1-Up]]''': I want pudding! || [[Under Construction]]
|}

== Get Outta My House! ==

Ok, Feel Free To [[Special:Emailuser/{{PAGENAME}}|Wikimail]] Me, But It Works Better (and gets a quicker response!) On My Talk Page. Just Click Talk Up There. *pokes top of page*

Ok, So You Can Leave. I Dont Care Where Really. Why Not Click The Random Page Button Up There? But Anyway, Peace Out, Party People!

File:Homsar7.jpg

Homsar7 — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:48:04 GMT

Homsar7: just me, homsar7, chillin'.

just me, homsar7, chillin'.

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:44:16 GMT

Homsar7:

'''''HOMSAR7 IS BACK!'''''

Hiya! My Name Is Eric. I'm 14 And I Play Guitar.

[[Image:homsararmy.PNG|thumb|He's Gotta Get His.]]
I Love [[Homsar]]. He's My Favorite Character. I Worship Him. I Also Draw Him In My Spare Time. So Far I've Drawn Him A Slash, Kumar, And Just Himself. My Next Homsar Drawing Project Is Him In The [[Homestarmy]].

== Faves/Non-Faves ==

Favorite Big Toon: [[A Folky Tale]]

Favorite Short: [[Commandos in the Classroom]] or [[Experimental Film]]

Favorite Game: [[TROGDOR!]]

Favorite SB Email: [[interview]], [[homsar]], [[long pants]], or [[do over]]

Least Favorite Big Toon: [[The Reddest Radish]]

Least Favorite Short: um...none

Least Favorite Game: [[Marshie Ween]]

Least Favorite SB Email: [[labor day]]

{{userboxtop}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=This user was '''[[interview|raised by a cup of coffee]]''' and has become a cup of coffee.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#000000|codebkgd=#0000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:43SMposse.png|43px]]|msg=This user is a member of '''[[User:Bassbone#Strong Mad's Posse|Strong Mad's Posse.]]'''}}
{{userbox|border=#9966FF|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#E0FFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail36.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user can play the '''[[guitar]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar-shirt.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_homsar_coffee|Homsar T-shirt]]''' and received it on Firday, April 21, 2006.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=MEH|msg=This user can understand some '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''', but is not fluent in it.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=TEEN|msg=This user is between '''13 and 19 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CC6666|codebkgd=#FF6666|codecolor=#000000|code=HI|msg=This user is on the '''[[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|welcoming committee]]''', but '''[[User:Lapper|Lapper]]''' keeps taking every new member!}}
{{userbox|border=#D19275|mainbkgd=#FFE4C4|codebkgd=#CD853F|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=PQ|msg=This user loves to play '''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#A9A9A9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:parsnips.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user loves '''[[Old-Timey]] Toons'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=LOL|msg=This user is '''[[funny]]''' and uses homestarrunner.com jokes daily!}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#006600|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Fallen Ben.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is a part of of the '''[[Homestarmy]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#006400|mainbkgd=#ADFF2F|codebkgd=#2E8B57|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:HomsarPotion-ma-jig.png|30px]]|msg=This user enjoys doing '''[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]]'''. He's just got to find the right '''[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|location, location, lo-ca-tion!]]'''}}

|}

== My Username ==

My Name Comes From My Favorite Character, Homsar.

The Number 7 Comes From The Astros 2nd Baseman Craig Biggio, And It's Also My Lucky Number.

== Dreams ==

Yes, I Have Dreams.

My Dream Job Is A Guitarist Or A Chef. I Like To Cook.

I Am Also Pretty Funny. Being a Comidien Would Be Cool.

If I Could Turn Into One Homestar Runner Character, It Would Be Homsar.

== Songwritting And Music ==

Yes I Write Songs. I've Written Them sice I Was 10 Years Old. Some Have Been Destroyed In The Evil Washing Machine *Glares*.

I'm Into Garage, Grunge, Rock, NuMetal, And A ''Very Small'' Amount Of Rap.

My Favorite Bands Are Breaking Benjamin, Cold, Nine Inch Nails, Puddle Of Mudd, The Subways, The Bravery, Bowling For Soup, Billy Corgan, Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, And An Irish Band Called [http://www.myspace.com/franticstate Frantic State].

== 50 Random Things About Me ==

*My Name Is Eric
*I'm From NJ
*I Play Guitar
*CHEESE!
*I'm Very Random
*Homsar Rules
*Homsar Is My Master
*I'm Doing Fine On The Wiki
*Music Is My Thing
*I Go Against The Crowd
*And
*Sometimes
*I
*Speak
*With
*Pauses
*Like That
*I'm Going To Bishop Arh High School Next Year
*I'm Currently In Franklin Middle School
*How Many Is That?
*Twenty-One, Including This One
*Doing Good
*My Second Favorite Character Is Strong Sad
*He's A Really Good Poet
*He's Mistreated
*And His Voice Is Cool
*Family Guy Quote:
*'''Brian:'''You're Drunk
*'''Stewie:'''You're Sexy
*Thats Really Funny
*'{holds up a sign that says "I Talk Like This Sometimes"}'
*'{flips sign, now says "Go Wile E. Coyote!}'
*Now How Many Is That?
*Thrity-Four, This One Too, Last Time I'm Doing This
*I'm Trying To Lose Weight
*I Bike A Lot To Do This
*I'm Not Too Overweight
*But I Still Am
*I Write Songs
*I Have A Myspace
*I Have 82 Friends So Far On It
*Oh Snap!
*Just Felt Like Saying That
*And I'll Leave You With One Final Quote
*Ready?
*You Sure?
*Ok,
*Here
*It Is
*"Little Boys Who Talk Dirty Grow Up To Be Democrates"

== Cool Sites ==

*[http://www.ultimateshowdown.org The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destainy!] ''WARNING!:'' It Is A Bit Graphic...

== [[personal favorites]] Tab ==

I've Found The Secret To The Wicked Solo In The Intro To The Email [[personal favorites]]. Here's The Tab.

Instrument: Guitar
Tuning: Standard (Low E, A, D, G, B, High E)

Strong Bad: Awwwww (starts here) EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*E------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*B------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*G-----------------10(ring)-----------10-8----8---------------------------------------
*D--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3---------10---10------8(slide)10-----3-3--3----3-3-3
*A--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3-------------------------------------3-3--3----3-3-3
*e--2-2--2---2-2-2------2-2--2---2-------------------------------------2-2--2----2-2-2

Strong Bad: Whoa, That Was The Wickedest Solo Ever. Now What Function Hey Do I Have To Hit To Play That Again?

== Cool Quotes ==
Idea borrowed from [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]. Used with permission. All rights reserved.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Quote !! From
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Matt Equals MATT! || [[50 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': possums...... || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Kelsey Grammer! || [[Homsar Main Page]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': ummm...BREAKIN' STUFF! || [[Strong Mad]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! || [[long pants]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': No, I'm Not In India. || [[isp]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': Sounds More Like A Terlet If You Ask Me! || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': But Homsar Called And Said He Was A Million Ladies Tall. || [[2 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Rise, My Son. And Giveth Me Instead, $7.50 With Which To Buy Some Buffalo Chicken Tenders. || [[radio]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homeslice]]''': I Wasn't Stapled To Any Chicken! || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Aaaalms For The Pudgy? Aaalms For The Pudgy. || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAa Hey Tubbs! I Just Lost My Jengajam! || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Greta Is Feeding The Mouse Bug Spray. When Will He Be Done For? || [[That Time of Year]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': I Represent Distinguished Businessman.|| [[An Open Forum]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': Don't you touch that- zabbitablough! || [[radio]] easter egg
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': DELORTED ! || [[replacement]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Cool, Cool, Depressing, Cool. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| '''[[The Cheat]]''': Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it. || [[The Cheat]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': Did You Just Say Parakeet?!? || [[caffine]]
|-
| '''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''': Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME! || [[do over]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': SOMEBODY HEEEEELP! || [[Sick Day]]
|-
| '''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''': Look lively! || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
|-
| '''[[The Kaiser]]''': Ach Du Lieber! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!|| [[That A Ghost]]
|-
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': I Can Count To G! || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
|-
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': Umm... Uh, that wasn't very good. || [[Audition With Marzipan]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAaAaAaA! || Various Toons
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Puppet Homestar]]''': Yeah, Liability! L-I-A-B-I... || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit! || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': I HAVE A FUNNY HAT! || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
|-
| '''[[Atari Strong Bad]]''': Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me! || [[Main Page 13]]
|-
| '''[[1-Up]]''': I want pudding! || [[Under Construction]]
|}

== Get Outta My House! ==

Ok, Feel Free To [[Special:Emailuser/{{PAGENAME}}|Wikimail]] Me, But It Works Better (and gets a quicker response!) On My Talk Page. Just Click Talk Up There. *pokes top of page*

Ok, So You Can Leave. I Dont Care Where Really. Why Not Click The Random Page Button Up There? But Anyway, Peace Out, Party People!

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:39:06 GMT

Homsar7: /* Cool Sites */

'''''HOMSAR7 IS AWAY IN WILLIAMSBURG UNTIL JULY 20TH!'''''

Hiya! My Name Is Eric. I'm 14 And I Play Guitar.

[[Image:homsararmy.PNG|thumb|He's Gotta Get His.]]
I Love [[Homsar]]. He's My Favorite Character. I Worship Him. I Also Draw Him In My Spare Time. So Far I've Drawn Him A Slash, Kumar, And Just Himself. My Next Homsar Drawing Project Is Him In The [[Homestarmy]].

== Faves/Non-Faves ==

Favorite Big Toon: [[A Folky Tale]]

Favorite Short: [[Commandos in the Classroom]] or [[Experimental Film]]

Favorite Game: [[TROGDOR!]]

Favorite SB Email: [[interview]], [[homsar]], [[long pants]], or [[do over]]

Least Favorite Big Toon: [[The Reddest Radish]]

Least Favorite Short: um...none

Least Favorite Game: [[Marshie Ween]]

Least Favorite SB Email: [[labor day]]

{{userboxtop}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homsar]]'''. AaAaAaAaAaAaAaA!}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=This user was '''[[interview|raised by a cup of coffee]]''' and has become a cup of coffee.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#000000|codebkgd=#0000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:43SMposse.png|43px]]|msg=This user is a member of '''[[User:Bassbone#Strong Mad's Posse|Strong Mad's Posse.]]'''}}
{{userbox|border=#9966FF|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#E0FFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail36.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user can play the '''[[guitar]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar-shirt.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_homsar_coffee|Homsar T-shirt]]''' and received it on Firday, April 21, 2006.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=MEH|msg=This user can understand some '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''', but is not fluent in it.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=TEEN|msg=This user is between '''13 and 19 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CC6666|codebkgd=#FF6666|codecolor=#000000|code=HI|msg=This user is on the '''[[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|welcoming committee]]''', but '''[[User:Lapper|Lapper]]''' keeps taking every new member!}}
{{userbox|border=#D19275|mainbkgd=#FFE4C4|codebkgd=#CD853F|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=PQ|msg=This user loves to play '''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#A9A9A9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:parsnips.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user loves '''[[Old-Timey]] Toons'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=LOL|msg=This user is '''[[funny]]''' and uses homestarrunner.com jokes daily!}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#006600|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Fallen Ben.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is a part of of the '''[[Homestarmy]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#006400|mainbkgd=#ADFF2F|codebkgd=#2E8B57|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:HomsarPotion-ma-jig.png|30px]]|msg=This user enjoys doing '''[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]]'''. He's just got to find the right '''[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|location, location, lo-ca-tion!]]'''}}

|}

== My Username ==

My Name Comes From My Favorite Character, Homsar.

The Number 7 Comes From The Astros 2nd Baseman Craig Biggio, And It's Also My Lucky Number.

== Dreams ==

Yes, I Have Dreams.

My Dream Job Is A Guitarist Or A Chef. I Like To Cook.

I Am Also Pretty Funny. Being a Comidien Would Be Cool.

If I Could Turn Into One Homestar Runner Character, It Would Be Homsar.

== Songwritting And Music ==

Yes I Write Songs. I've Written Them sice I Was 10 Years Old. Some Have Been Destroyed In The Evil Washing Machine *Glares*.

I'm Into Garage, Grunge, Rock, NuMetal, And A ''Very Small'' Amount Of Rap.

My Favorite Bands Are Breaking Benjamin, Cold, Nine Inch Nails, Puddle Of Mudd, The Subways, The Bravery, Bowling For Soup, Billy Corgan, Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, And An Irish Band Called [http://www.myspace.com/franticstate Frantic State].

== 50 Random Things About Me ==

*My Name Is Eric
*I'm From NJ
*I Play Guitar
*CHEESE!
*I'm Very Random
*Homsar Rules
*Homsar Is My Master
*I'm Doing Fine On The Wiki
*Music Is My Thing
*I Go Against The Crowd
*And
*Sometimes
*I
*Speak
*With
*Pauses
*Like That
*I'm Going To Bishop Arh High School Next Year
*I'm Currently In Franklin Middle School
*How Many Is That?
*Twenty-One, Including This One
*Doing Good
*My Second Favorite Character Is Strong Sad
*He's A Really Good Poet
*He's Mistreated
*And His Voice Is Cool
*Family Guy Quote:
*'''Brian:'''You're Drunk
*'''Stewie:'''You're Sexy
*Thats Really Funny
*'{holds up a sign that says "I Talk Like This Sometimes"}'
*'{flips sign, now says "Go Wile E. Coyote!}'
*Now How Many Is That?
*Thrity-Four, This One Too, Last Time I'm Doing This
*I'm Trying To Lose Weight
*I Bike A Lot To Do This
*I'm Not Too Overweight
*But I Still Am
*I Write Songs
*I Have A Myspace
*I Have 82 Friends So Far On It
*Oh Snap!
*Just Felt Like Saying That
*And I'll Leave You With One Final Quote
*Ready?
*You Sure?
*Ok,
*Here
*It Is
*"Little Boys Who Talk Dirty Grow Up To Be Democrates"

== Cool Sites ==

*[http://www.ultimateshowdown.org The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destainy!] ''WARNING!:'' It Is A Bit Graphic...

== [[personal favorites]] Tab ==

I've Found The Secret To The Wicked Solo In The Intro To The Email [[personal favorites]]. Here's The Tab.

Instrument: Guitar
Tuning: Standard (Low E, A, D, G, B, High E)

Strong Bad: Awwwww (starts here) EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*E------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*B------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*G-----------------10(ring)-----------10-8----8---------------------------------------
*D--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3---------10---10------8(slide)10-----3-3--3----3-3-3
*A--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3-------------------------------------3-3--3----3-3-3
*e--2-2--2---2-2-2------2-2--2---2-------------------------------------2-2--2----2-2-2

Strong Bad: Whoa, That Was The Wickedest Solo Ever. Now What Function Hey Do I Have To Hit To Play That Again?

== Cool Quotes ==
Idea borrowed from [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]. Used with permission. All rights reserved.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Quote !! From
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Matt Equals MATT! || [[50 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': possums...... || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Kelsey Grammer! || [[Homsar Main Page]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': ummm...BREAKIN' STUFF! || [[Strong Mad]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! || [[long pants]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': No, I'm Not In India. || [[isp]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': Sounds More Like A Terlet If You Ask Me! || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': But Homsar Called And Said He Was A Million Ladies Tall. || [[2 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Rise, My Son. And Giveth Me Instead, $7.50 With Which To Buy Some Buffalo Chicken Tenders. || [[radio]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homeslice]]''': I Wasn't Stapled To Any Chicken! || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Aaaalms For The Pudgy? Aaalms For The Pudgy. || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAa Hey Tubbs! I Just Lost My Jengajam! || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Greta Is Feeding The Mouse Bug Spray. When Will He Be Done For? || [[That Time of Year]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': I Represent Distinguished Businessman.|| [[An Open Forum]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': Don't you touch that- zabbitablough! || [[radio]] easter egg
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': DELORTED ! || [[replacement]]
|-
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| '''[[The Cheat]]''': Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it. || [[The Cheat]]'s Character Video
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| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': Did You Just Say Parakeet?!? || [[caffine]]
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME! || [[do over]]
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| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': SOMEBODY HEEEEELP! || [[Sick Day]]
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| '''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''': Look lively! || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
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| '''[[The Kaiser]]''': Ach Du Lieber! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
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| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!|| [[That A Ghost]]
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| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': I Can Count To G! || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
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| '''[[Atari Strong Bad]]''': Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me! || [[Main Page 13]]
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| '''[[1-Up]]''': I want pudding! || [[Under Construction]]
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Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters

Homsar7 — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:47:43 GMT

Homsar7:

Some characters make a very brief appearance in [[Teen Girl Squad]], often hurting one of the girls. Usually they are never seen again, but in the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10th Issue special]], many of these characters made cameo appearances at [[The Ugly One]]'s Sweet Someteen Birthday Bash.
[[Image:Sweetsometeen.PNG|500px|thumb|A party of minor characters]]
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]==
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|[[Image:The_Helicopter.PNG|150px|Bang-bang-bang!]] ||
=====A Helicopter=====
This helicopter attacked some [[The Birds|birds]] with machine guns. Surprisingly, this aircraft was the first object to harm living creatures in the entire series, yet its victims did not include one of the girls. [[Strong Bad]] supplied the rapid fire noise of its deadly projectiles.
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| [[Image:Dinosaur.PNG|150px|Bend It Like Beckhamasaurus Rex]] ||
=====The Dinosaur=====
The [[Dinosaurs|dinosaur]] punted [[What's Her Face]] across the cartoon. Just after this, she was heard to remark, "Dag, yo." She is presumed to have died upon landing. The dinosaur also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza, where it was revealed to have bloody teeth.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]==
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|[[Image:Cloud_Monster.PNG|150px|Bad weather]] ||
=====Cloud Monster=====
As the girls go to look so good, a cloud in the background grows angry eyes and a mouthful of sharp teeth. It then quickly chomps on some [[The Birds|birds]].
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|[[Image:paul_no_I_in_team.png|150px|No "I" in dead either]] ||

=====No "i" in team boy=====
He is a boy who goes out with [[So and So]], which causes her friends to get jealous. When So and So mentions that she's totally crushing, the boy gets hit by a school bus (driven by [[Arrow'd Guy]]) marked "'''CHILDREN'''". He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. He appears again, silhouetted, in an Easter egg in the email [[death metal]].
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|[[Image:Vulture.png|left|150px|SWOOP'D!!]] 
[[Image:Bat.png|left|150px|GRASP'D!]]
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=====The Vulture and the Bat=====
The Vulture swooped [[The Ugly One]] when she got jealous of [[So and So]]'s getting the "No 'i' in team boy" to date her. The Bat grasped [[Cheerleader]] for the same reasons as the vulture.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]==
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| [[Image:Buzzsaw sun.png|150px|Preeow!]] ||
=====Buzzsaw Sun=====
The sun turned into a buzzsaw, and chopped up some [[The Birds|birds]] in this episode.
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|[[Image:Thrift_Store_Girl.PNG|150px|Boy or girl?]] ||
=====Thrift Store Person=====
This person is found at the thrift store that [[What's Her Face]] shopped at, where she stays behind a rack of shirts, holding a sign that reads, "1 or 2 cent each item." In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] DVD commentary, Strong Bad says that she is a "homeless woman."
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|[[Image:Possum_Attack.PNG|150px|"Poooosssssummmmms...!"]] ||

=====Possums=====
A wave of possums, announced by a menacingly voiced "Poooosssssummmmms...!" attacked What's Her Face as she walked home from the thrift store. They got her dirty and tore her clothing, but didn't kill her. When she met up with the other girls, one possum was seen still attacking her. The possum attack apparently made [[What's Her Face]]'s blood hurt. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. 
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]==
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| [[Image:Pierced_Heart.PNG|150px|Cupid strikes back]] ||
=====Brett Bretterson=====
Brett is an imaginary person who So And So made up in first grade. He is mentioned in Teen Girl Squad Issues 4 and 10. Ignoring her friends' denial of Brett's reality, So And So interacts with "Brett" as if she could actually see and hear him. This causes the other girls to be weirded out. Brett and So And So were going to study together when their plans were ended abruptly by falling in the Fighting Growlbacks [[Bottomless Pits|Bottomless Spirit Pit]].

So And So is in love with Brett, and when she thinks of him hearts appear over her head. One of them grew a face just as it was pierced with an arrow.

In the tenth episode, So And So states that she and Brett Bretterson are "Splitsville".

Brett may or may not be a real person, too; he is listed in the [[best thing#Credits listed|credits]] for [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] as the "Worst animator". Strong Bad confirms this in the [[best thing#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] for [[best thing]].
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| [[Image:quarterback.png|150px|Quarterman]] ||
=====Quarterback=====
The quarterback for the Fighting Growlbacks is a target of the affections of [[Cheerleader]]. He dismisses her with the quip "How's about you get some brains?" This causes Cheerleader to get CEREBELLUM'D by [[Arrow'd Guy]]'s [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Giant_Brain_Mech|Giant Brain Mech]]. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:Cerebellumed_Cheerleader.PNG|150px|Cerebellum'd!]] ||
=====Giant Brain Mech=====
The Giant Brain Mech is a giant brain with lips and an eye patch. It is apparently mechanical, because [[Arrow'd Guy]] can be seen controlling the brain under a glass dome. The brain CEREBELLUM'D! [[Cheerleader]] when the Quarterback suggested that she should go get some brains.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]==
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|[[Image:perchingbird.png|150px|PERCH!]] ||
=====Fat Bird=====
The fat bird is first seen in Issue 5, perched on the "meanwhile, ON VACATION" sign in the transition scene. Later in the cartoon, when The Ugly One gets nervous and sticks her head in the sand, the fat bird flies down and perches on her side. The bird doesn't seem to do anything after that. It just sits there with its tongue hanging out for the rest of the cartoon.
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| [[Image:oldaboys.png|150px|Lying around...]] ||
=====Olda Boys=====
The olda boys are college boys that were at the vacation beach with Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One. One misses video games, but the other misses his mom even more. They can combine their sayings into a pretty cool jam. The longer-haired one earned a [[Quote of the Week]]. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:Famous or Cool Guys.PNG|150px|Cool or famous]] ||
=====[[Wikipedia:Henry Rollins|Henry Rollins]], [[Wikipedia:Abraham Lincoln|Abraham Lincoln]], and [[Wikipedia:George Washington|George Washington]]=====
These are the "cool or famous" people who look at the nervous The Ugly One and then parasail with So and So. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. There, Henry Rollins was revealed to be an odd red color, a likely reference to [http://21361.com/site_2004/watch_listen.html the music video for "Liar"] (from the album ''Weight''--Henry Rollins Band, Imago Records 1994).
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==[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]]==
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|[[Image:giftexchangelion.png|150px|Now with more 3-legged action!]] ||
=====Gift Exchange Lion=====
This [[Lions|lion]], who seems to be missing a leg, appears in Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One all dive into its mouth in pursuit of [[Decemberween]] presents, but What's Her Face declines. For some reason the [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Inside the Lion|inside of the lion]] looks like the inside of a whale. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:smileyfaceman.png|150px|A nose from the happy judge]] ||
=====Smiley Face Man=====
This happy fellow is a judge in the Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. He and the other two judges (who are both [[Arrow'd Guy]]) TWO'D The Ugly One for her cannonball into the Gift Exchange Lion's mouth. He rates Cheerleader's dive into the lion's mouth a "nose" along with the other judges. Noticeable is the fact that he can move his arms along his skinny body. His "shoulder" is not visible until he lifts up the sign. Little else is known about this person, or what the value of a "nose" is in competitive Lion's mouth jumping. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:hawiianguy.png|150px|Singing about babies]] ||

=====Hawaiian Guy=====
This musician wears a Hawaiian shirt and plays a ukulele. He sang "Wave o' Babies" as a wave of babies appeared. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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| [[Image:Wave of Babies.PNG|150px|A virtual tsunami of infants.]] ||

=====Wave o' Babies=====
These babies are in a giant wave that crashed into What's Her Face. They are seen caving onto What's Her Face, but the actual crash is not shown. It is possible that the wave just swept past without stopping. This is further supported by the fact that after the crash, only two babies are visible clinging onto What's Her Face, while all the others are gone. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:gazelle_carcass_half-digested.PNG|150px|Bonus: Half-Digested!]] ||
=====Gazelle Carcass=====
This half-digested animal is presented by [[The Ugly One]] at the very end of Decemberween Teen Girl Squad to [[Cheerleader]] to her dismay. All of the other girls seem to be pleased at the sight of the dead animal, despite the negative aspects of decomposing carcasses.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]==
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|[[Image:squished_fatman.PNG|150px|Squished.]] ||
=====Fat Man=====
He's a fat man who wears a singlet similar to Strong Mad's. He fell down a slide and squished Teeny Tiny Cheerleader while she was throwing a tantrum. He bears a striking resemblance to pro wrestler [[Wikipedia:Chris Pallies|King Kong Bundy]].
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| [[Image:billbellamy.png|150px|The bell tolls for thee]] ||
=====Bill Bellamy=====
This is the bell seen in Issue 7 in the Teeny Tiny Girl Squad's [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Diaper School|preschool]]. His role is similar to that of the Intercom, but specific relationship details are unknown. He bears the same name as actor and comedian [[IMDB:nm0004740|Bill Bellamy]].
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]==
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|[[Image:TGS_Intercom.png|120px|Who's that hiding in the wheel?]] ||
=====Intercom=====
The intercom is a feature of the Teen Girl Squad's school. As it is hanging up high in the girls' classroom, it is responsible for announcing things like the school lunch and commands. Later in the cartoon, the Intercom is seen mounted on a robot body, hosting the Battle of the Bands. It introduced the bands "Fatty's Big Chance" and the Teen Girl Squad "[[Kissyboots]]." It also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party on its stand, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza, nursing a martini.
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|[[Image:floortommed.png|150px|Floor Tom, the evil drum]] ||

=====Floor Tom=====
When [[The Ugly One]] does her 16-hour drum solo, she was rudely interrupted by an evil '''[[Wikipedia:Floor tom|floor tom]]''' when it FLOOR TOMMED her by biting her top half off. This was just one of three events that stopped her drum solo, as she was also STEP-MOMMED and [[Pom Pom|POM-POMMED]].
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|[[Image:stepmom.jpg|150px|"YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!"]] ||

=====Mrs. So-and-so-erson=====
Mrs. So-and-so-[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] is [[So and So]]'s "step-mom". "She" resembles [[Arrow'd Guy]] in lipstick and a jogging suit; it's debatable whether she is in fact the same person. As [[Cheerleader]] states, she has questionable taste, which is agreed upon by [[What's Her Face]] after observing the many jogging suits in her [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson's Walk-in Closet|walk-in closet]]. She "STEP-MOMMED" [[The Ugly One]] by pouring ranch dressing on her during her 16-hour drum solo. Apparently, her name is Judith, as seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]].
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|[[Image:FattysBigChance2.png|150px|Consider it Picked!]] ||

=====Fatty=====
Fatty is the sole member of the one-man saxophone band, "Fatty's Big Chance." He played before Kissyboots in the Battle of The Bands. With his [[Wikipedia:Two Tone|two tone]] suit and rousing chant of "pick it up, pick it up," Fatty is a [[Wikipedia:Ska|ska]] machine. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:Trollswantautograph.PNG|150px|KRA'AGH!]] ||

=====Trolls=====
The trolls enter So and So's dressing room while [[So and So]] is preparing for the Battle of the Bands. In their native tongue, they ask her for her autograph. Apparently So and So can understand them, and is happy to oblige. But before she could sign, she was TWELVE-SIDED DiED!, inexplicably by a 20-sided die. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. One of the trolls appears again, silhouetted, in an Easter egg in the email [[death metal]].
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|[[Image:whatsherfacesshark.PNG|150px|A seaworthy bass]] ||
=====A Shark=====
At the Battle of the Bands, [[What's Her Face]]'s bass guitar suddenly transforms into a shark, causing her to comment "My bass feels seaworthy". The shark then bites off the upper half of her body. "Ahhh! My most of me!" she laments.

Amazingly, the shark can also play a mean bass even without fingers. Cheerleader keeps him on to play backup and the remaining member(s) of Kissyboots finish the performance respectably. Alas, after the song ends, the shark can be heard snacking on Cheerleader.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]==
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|[[Image:TGS_LPGirl.PNG|150px|TEN O' CLOCK AND TWO O' CLOCK!]] ||
=====Learner's Permit Girl=====
This girl first appears in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9. She is not a very good driver, and ends up DRiVER'S ED'ED...DEADing Cheerleader. On the plus side, she gives Strong Bad a ride to Babbage's. She also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:SciFiGreg.png|120px|He knew she'd come back to him]] ||
=====Science Fiction Greg=====
Science Fiction Greg is an old boyfriend of What's Her Face, and, judging by his name, is a science fiction fan. After Cheerleader died, he admits that he knew that she (What's Her Face) would come back to him. He also claims that his experience points went into triple digits and he has since needed to keep the ladies and valkyries off with a two-handed +3 broad sword. As these are all Dungeons and Dragons terms, this claim bites D N' D Greg's style. He also attends "Cosplayer Camp" in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]], where he dresses as a space man. His bare chest can create a "Blinding voip", as Cheerleader discovers the hard way.
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|[[Image:SciFiGregPallies.PNG|152px|Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum]] ||

=====Friends of Science Fiction Greg=====
Putative friends of Science Fiction Greg. They listen patiently as he brags about his relationship with What's Her Face and his experience points. The character on the left bears a resemblance to an overweight character often found in Gary Larson's [[Wikipedia:Far Side|Far Side]] cartoons.
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|[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|152px|Doesn't like his style bitten]] ||

=====D N'D Greg=====
An apparent [[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Dragons|Dungeons and Dragons]] expert. Science Fiction Greg's boasting bites his style. He attends Cosplayer Camp in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]], where he dresses as a knight.
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|[[Image:Vultures.PNG|150px|Vulture'd!]] ||

=====Vultures=====
When [[Mr. Pitters]] tries to join the Teen Girl Squad, these fiendish birds tell him that he "ain't no Teen Girl" before eating him at a fancy dinner. According to the second vulture, Mr. Pitters tastes "quite good, quite good." They may be an evolution of the vulture from Issue 2. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
|-
|[[Image:Port-O-John.png|150px|Starring Johnny Rite There as some sort of king.]] ||
=====Port-O-John=====
Port-O-John is a portable outhouse that came to life by growing eyes, a nose, a moustache, a mouth, hands and feet. A sign on his side reads ''Johnny Rite There''.It put on a play with So and So once Cheerleader died in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9. It didn't get very good reviews, however, and he is killed by [[Arrow'd Guy]].
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]==
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|[[Image:A_mighty_warrior.png|110px|Corn-based products are no place for him]] ||
=====A Mighty Warrior=====
A [[Wikipedia:Samurai|samurai]] armed with a [[Wikipedia:Naginata|naginata]] who bursts twice from corn-based products: "corn and corn alone" and corn chips. Both times he does so because they are "no place for a mighty warrior." After emerging from the corn chips, he lathe'd a spinning What's Her Face in two with his naginata. He also appeared in an Easter egg for [[myths & legends]], fighting the corn army.
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|[[Image:Coach and olympic man.png|150px|We're not sure what they're talking about, either]] ||

=====Olympic Man and Coach=====
A lonely pair at the "Olympic Race," Olympic Man and Coach prepare for some type of sporting event after being ditched by Cheerleader. Coach apparently brings this about by telling Cheerleader over the phone that "the olympics are soooo dumb!", though Coach vehemently denies this to his well-muscled companion, who apparently has no hands.
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|[[Image:TGS_Scotsmen.PNG|150px|ACHGH!]] ||
=====Scotsmen=====
This "uppaclass" trio of burly, bearded, kilted Scots were drinking a frothy brew from a keg marked "XXX" when they were interrupted by Cheerleader's flirtation. Predictably, she was rejected and caber-tossed only 23 metres away for her efforts.
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|[[Image:Manolio's.png|150px|p4wned!]] ||

=====Manolios Ugly One=====
The Ugly One's father. Owns [[Minor Companies|Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-pawn]], specializing in used and broken electronic goods. ''See main article: [[Manolios Ugly One]]''
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]==

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|[[Image:Death.png|150px|Forebode!]] ||
=====Death=====
Death appears on the horizon as the girls drive off to summer camp. He forbodes and then bites into a hamburger. The girls do not take notice of him.
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|[[Image:JudyAndAstronaut.png|150px|Astronaut'd!]] ||

=====Shirt Folding Store Woman and Astronaut=====
The Shirt Folding Store Woman works in Shirt Folding Store in the mall. She killed the astronaut's dog (or so he says).
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|[[Image:IntertitleGuy.png|150px|Meanwhile!]] ||
=====Intertitle Guy=====
Doesn't do anything, doesn't say anything. He's the intertitle guy.

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|[[Image:RacoonGirl.png|150px|Seventeen shots]] ||

=====Raccoon Girl=====
She stays at the same camp as the girls and will fall into a coma without receiving seventeen shots.
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|[[Image:FatMan.png|150px|Not his wife!]] ||

=====Fat Customer=====
He's got a coughiversary coming up. That stadium is not his wife.

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|[[Image:Leprachaun.png|150px|Shoplifting?]] ||

=====Leprechaun Strong Bad=====
Strong Bad makes a cameo as a leprechaun, eventually getting So and So into Jail. That's not helpful!
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|[[Image:TentacleCamera.png|150px|OBSERVE'd!]] ||
=====Tentacle Camera=====
It floats. It has tentacles. It's watching you. Especially if you steal stuff from Folding Shirt Store.
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|[[Image:GotCamp.png|150px|Scha-wing!]] ||

=====Camp Counselor Shortshorts=====
Obnoxious Camp Counselor Shortshorts. He's pathologically happy and plays the guitar.
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|[[Image:Bear.png|150px|He stapled it down!]] ||
=====Chumbly Wumbly Bear=====
The Chumbly Wumbly Bear appears in the song that the girls sing with the counselor. He didn't sell beans or eggs. Instead, he stapled it down. What a guy!

|-
|[[Image:ManiacInASpeedo.png|150px|Speedo'd!]] ||

=====Maniac In A Speedo=====
He's a killer.
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|[[Image:CdoggNaptime.png|150px|Jail'd!]] ||
=====C-dogg and Naptime=====
C-dogg and Naptime share a cell with So and So. It's not clear who is who (except for So and So). Rubble D is apparently also in that cell, but we do not see or hear him.
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== Other ==
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|[[Image:Strong bad email D.PNG|150px|jugga jigga wugga]] ||
=====Brainkrieg=====
Seen in [[death metal]], Brainkrieg is a death metal band in [[Strong Bad]]'s imagination that seems to use all of the wrong "d-e" words in their song. They also frequently use the phrase "Jugga jigga wugga". They have a large, poorly drawn audience watching their performance. Cheerleader seems to be a fan—she comes for the wuggas, but stays for the jiggy juggas. They also received last place in The Battle of the Crappy High School Bands.
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|[[Image:Cornarmy.png|150px|No match.]] ||

=====The Corn Army=====
The army debuted in an Easter Egg in [[myths & legends]]. It is apparently led by Cephas Cornwall, but is no match for [[#A Mighty Warrior|A Mighty Warrior]].
|}

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==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"I'm gonna miss video games."|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]|Mirror:oldaboy2 missvg.mp3}}
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{{Teen Girl Squad}}

[[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters]]

Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters

Homsar7 — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:46:51 GMT

Homsar7: /* Issue 11 */

Some characters make a very brief appearance in [[Teen Girl Squad]], often hurting one of the girls. Usually they are never seen again, but in the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10th Issue special]], many of these characters made cameo appearances at [[The Ugly One]]'s Sweet Someteen Birthday Bash.
[[Image:Sweetsometeen.PNG|500px|thumb|A party of minor characters]]
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]==
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|[[Image:The_Helicopter.PNG|150px|Bang-bang-bang!]] ||
=====A Helicopter=====
This helicopter attacked some [[The Birds|birds]] with machine guns. Surprisingly, this aircraft was the first object to harm living creatures in the entire series, yet its victims did not include one of the girls. [[Strong Bad]] supplied the rapid fire noise of its deadly projectiles.
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| [[Image:Dinosaur.PNG|150px|Bend It Like Beckhamasaurus Rex]] ||
=====The Dinosaur=====
The [[Dinosaurs|dinosaur]] punted [[What's Her Face]] across the cartoon. Just after this, she was heard to remark, "Dag, yo." She is presumed to have died upon landing. The dinosaur also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza, where it was revealed to have bloody teeth.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]==
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|[[Image:Cloud_Monster.PNG|150px|Bad weather]] ||
=====Cloud Monster=====
As the girls go to look so good, a cloud in the background grows angry eyes and a mouthful of sharp teeth. It then quickly chomps on some [[The Birds|birds]].
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|[[Image:paul_no_I_in_team.png|150px|No "I" in dead either]] ||

=====No "i" in team boy=====
He is a boy who goes out with [[So and So]], which causes her friends to get jealous. When So and So mentions that she's totally crushing, the boy gets hit by a school bus (driven by [[Arrow'd Guy]]) marked "'''CHILDREN'''". He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. He appears again, silhouetted, in an Easter egg in the email [[death metal]].
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|[[Image:Vulture.png|left|150px|SWOOP'D!!]] 
[[Image:Bat.png|left|150px|GRASP'D!]]
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=====The Vulture and the Bat=====
The Vulture swooped [[The Ugly One]] when she got jealous of [[So and So]]'s getting the "No 'i' in team boy" to date her. The Bat grasped [[Cheerleader]] for the same reasons as the vulture.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]==
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| [[Image:Buzzsaw sun.png|150px|Preeow!]] ||
=====Buzzsaw Sun=====
The sun turned into a buzzsaw, and chopped up some [[The Birds|birds]] in this episode.
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|[[Image:Thrift_Store_Girl.PNG|150px|Boy or girl?]] ||
=====Thrift Store Person=====
This person is found at the thrift store that [[What's Her Face]] shopped at, where she stays behind a rack of shirts, holding a sign that reads, "1 or 2 cent each item." In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] DVD commentary, Strong Bad says that she is a "homeless woman."
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|[[Image:Possum_Attack.PNG|150px|"Poooosssssummmmms...!"]] ||

=====Possums=====
A wave of possums, announced by a menacingly voiced "Poooosssssummmmms...!" attacked What's Her Face as she walked home from the thrift store. They got her dirty and tore her clothing, but didn't kill her. When she met up with the other girls, one possum was seen still attacking her. The possum attack apparently made [[What's Her Face]]'s blood hurt. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. 
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]==
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| [[Image:Pierced_Heart.PNG|150px|Cupid strikes back]] ||
=====Brett Bretterson=====
Brett is an imaginary person who So And So made up in first grade. He is mentioned in Teen Girl Squad Issues 4 and 10. Ignoring her friends' denial of Brett's reality, So And So interacts with "Brett" as if she could actually see and hear him. This causes the other girls to be weirded out. Brett and So And So were going to study together when their plans were ended abruptly by falling in the Fighting Growlbacks [[Bottomless Pits|Bottomless Spirit Pit]].

So And So is in love with Brett, and when she thinks of him hearts appear over her head. One of them grew a face just as it was pierced with an arrow.

In the tenth episode, So And So states that she and Brett Bretterson are "Splitsville".

Brett may or may not be a real person, too; he is listed in the [[best thing#Credits listed|credits]] for [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] as the "Worst animator". Strong Bad confirms this in the [[best thing#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] for [[best thing]].
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| [[Image:quarterback.png|150px|Quarterman]] ||
=====Quarterback=====
The quarterback for the Fighting Growlbacks is a target of the affections of [[Cheerleader]]. He dismisses her with the quip "How's about you get some brains?" This causes Cheerleader to get CEREBELLUM'D by [[Arrow'd Guy]]'s [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Giant_Brain_Mech|Giant Brain Mech]]. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:Cerebellumed_Cheerleader.PNG|150px|Cerebellum'd!]] ||
=====Giant Brain Mech=====
The Giant Brain Mech is a giant brain with lips and an eye patch. It is apparently mechanical, because [[Arrow'd Guy]] can be seen controlling the brain under a glass dome. The brain CEREBELLUM'D! [[Cheerleader]] when the Quarterback suggested that she should go get some brains.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]==
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|[[Image:perchingbird.png|150px|PERCH!]] ||
=====Fat Bird=====
The fat bird is first seen in Issue 5, perched on the "meanwhile, ON VACATION" sign in the transition scene. Later in the cartoon, when The Ugly One gets nervous and sticks her head in the sand, the fat bird flies down and perches on her side. The bird doesn't seem to do anything after that. It just sits there with its tongue hanging out for the rest of the cartoon.
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| [[Image:oldaboys.png|150px|Lying around...]] ||
=====Olda Boys=====
The olda boys are college boys that were at the vacation beach with Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One. One misses video games, but the other misses his mom even more. They can combine their sayings into a pretty cool jam. The longer-haired one earned a [[Quote of the Week]]. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:Famous or Cool Guys.PNG|150px|Cool or famous]] ||
=====[[Wikipedia:Henry Rollins|Henry Rollins]], [[Wikipedia:Abraham Lincoln|Abraham Lincoln]], and [[Wikipedia:George Washington|George Washington]]=====
These are the "cool or famous" people who look at the nervous The Ugly One and then parasail with So and So. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. There, Henry Rollins was revealed to be an odd red color, a likely reference to [http://21361.com/site_2004/watch_listen.html the music video for "Liar"] (from the album ''Weight''--Henry Rollins Band, Imago Records 1994).
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==[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]]==
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|[[Image:giftexchangelion.png|150px|Now with more 3-legged action!]] ||
=====Gift Exchange Lion=====
This [[Lions|lion]], who seems to be missing a leg, appears in Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One all dive into its mouth in pursuit of [[Decemberween]] presents, but What's Her Face declines. For some reason the [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Inside the Lion|inside of the lion]] looks like the inside of a whale. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:smileyfaceman.png|150px|A nose from the happy judge]] ||
=====Smiley Face Man=====
This happy fellow is a judge in the Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. He and the other two judges (who are both [[Arrow'd Guy]]) TWO'D The Ugly One for her cannonball into the Gift Exchange Lion's mouth. He rates Cheerleader's dive into the lion's mouth a "nose" along with the other judges. Noticeable is the fact that he can move his arms along his skinny body. His "shoulder" is not visible until he lifts up the sign. Little else is known about this person, or what the value of a "nose" is in competitive Lion's mouth jumping. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:hawiianguy.png|150px|Singing about babies]] ||

=====Hawaiian Guy=====
This musician wears a Hawaiian shirt and plays a ukulele. He sang "Wave o' Babies" as a wave of babies appeared. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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| [[Image:Wave of Babies.PNG|150px|A virtual tsunami of infants.]] ||

=====Wave o' Babies=====
These babies are in a giant wave that crashed into What's Her Face. They are seen caving onto What's Her Face, but the actual crash is not shown. It is possible that the wave just swept past without stopping. This is further supported by the fact that after the crash, only two babies are visible clinging onto What's Her Face, while all the others are gone. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:gazelle_carcass_half-digested.PNG|150px|Bonus: Half-Digested!]] ||
=====Gazelle Carcass=====
This half-digested animal is presented by [[The Ugly One]] at the very end of Decemberween Teen Girl Squad to [[Cheerleader]] to her dismay. All of the other girls seem to be pleased at the sight of the dead animal, despite the negative aspects of decomposing carcasses.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]==
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|[[Image:squished_fatman.PNG|150px|Squished.]] ||
=====Fat Man=====
He's a fat man who wears a singlet similar to Strong Mad's. He fell down a slide and squished Teeny Tiny Cheerleader while she was throwing a tantrum. He bears a striking resemblance to pro wrestler [[Wikipedia:Chris Pallies|King Kong Bundy]].
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| [[Image:billbellamy.png|150px|The bell tolls for thee]] ||
=====Bill Bellamy=====
This is the bell seen in Issue 7 in the Teeny Tiny Girl Squad's [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Diaper School|preschool]]. His role is similar to that of the Intercom, but specific relationship details are unknown. He bears the same name as actor and comedian [[IMDB:nm0004740|Bill Bellamy]].
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]==
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|[[Image:TGS_Intercom.png|120px|Who's that hiding in the wheel?]] ||
=====Intercom=====
The intercom is a feature of the Teen Girl Squad's school. As it is hanging up high in the girls' classroom, it is responsible for announcing things like the school lunch and commands. Later in the cartoon, the Intercom is seen mounted on a robot body, hosting the Battle of the Bands. It introduced the bands "Fatty's Big Chance" and the Teen Girl Squad "[[Kissyboots]]." It also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party on its stand, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza, nursing a martini.
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|[[Image:floortommed.png|150px|Floor Tom, the evil drum]] ||

=====Floor Tom=====
When [[The Ugly One]] does her 16-hour drum solo, she was rudely interrupted by an evil '''[[Wikipedia:Floor tom|floor tom]]''' when it FLOOR TOMMED her by biting her top half off. This was just one of three events that stopped her drum solo, as she was also STEP-MOMMED and [[Pom Pom|POM-POMMED]].
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|[[Image:stepmom.jpg|150px|"YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!"]] ||

=====Mrs. So-and-so-erson=====
Mrs. So-and-so-[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] is [[So and So]]'s "step-mom". "She" resembles [[Arrow'd Guy]] in lipstick and a jogging suit; it's debatable whether she is in fact the same person. As [[Cheerleader]] states, she has questionable taste, which is agreed upon by [[What's Her Face]] after observing the many jogging suits in her [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson's Walk-in Closet|walk-in closet]]. She "STEP-MOMMED" [[The Ugly One]] by pouring ranch dressing on her during her 16-hour drum solo. Apparently, her name is Judith, as seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]].
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|[[Image:FattysBigChance2.png|150px|Consider it Picked!]] ||

=====Fatty=====
Fatty is the sole member of the one-man saxophone band, "Fatty's Big Chance." He played before Kissyboots in the Battle of The Bands. With his [[Wikipedia:Two Tone|two tone]] suit and rousing chant of "pick it up, pick it up," Fatty is a [[Wikipedia:Ska|ska]] machine. He also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:Trollswantautograph.PNG|150px|KRA'AGH!]] ||

=====Trolls=====
The trolls enter So and So's dressing room while [[So and So]] is preparing for the Battle of the Bands. In their native tongue, they ask her for her autograph. Apparently So and So can understand them, and is happy to oblige. But before she could sign, she was TWELVE-SIDED DiED!, inexplicably by a 20-sided die. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza. One of the trolls appears again, silhouetted, in an Easter egg in the email [[death metal]].
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|[[Image:whatsherfacesshark.PNG|150px|A seaworthy bass]] ||
=====A Shark=====
At the Battle of the Bands, [[What's Her Face]]'s bass guitar suddenly transforms into a shark, causing her to comment "My bass feels seaworthy". The shark then bites off the upper half of her body. "Ahhh! My most of me!" she laments.

Amazingly, the shark can also play a mean bass even without fingers. Cheerleader keeps him on to play backup and the remaining member(s) of Kissyboots finish the performance respectably. Alas, after the song ends, the shark can be heard snacking on Cheerleader.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]==
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|[[Image:TGS_LPGirl.PNG|150px|TEN O' CLOCK AND TWO O' CLOCK!]] ||
=====Learner's Permit Girl=====
This girl first appears in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9. She is not a very good driver, and ends up DRiVER'S ED'ED...DEADing Cheerleader. On the plus side, she gives Strong Bad a ride to Babbage's. She also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:SciFiGreg.png|120px|He knew she'd come back to him]] ||
=====Science Fiction Greg=====
Science Fiction Greg is an old boyfriend of What's Her Face, and, judging by his name, is a science fiction fan. After Cheerleader died, he admits that he knew that she (What's Her Face) would come back to him. He also claims that his experience points went into triple digits and he has since needed to keep the ladies and valkyries off with a two-handed +3 broad sword. As these are all Dungeons and Dragons terms, this claim bites D N' D Greg's style. He also attends "Cosplayer Camp" in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]], where he dresses as a space man. His bare chest can create a "Blinding voip", as Cheerleader discovers the hard way.
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|[[Image:SciFiGregPallies.PNG|152px|Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum]] ||

=====Friends of Science Fiction Greg=====
Putative friends of Science Fiction Greg. They listen patiently as he brags about his relationship with What's Her Face and his experience points. The character on the left bears a resemblance to an overweight character often found in Gary Larson's [[Wikipedia:Far Side|Far Side]] cartoons.
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|[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|152px|Doesn't like his style bitten]] ||

=====D N'D Greg=====
An apparent [[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Dragons|Dungeons and Dragons]] expert. Science Fiction Greg's boasting bites his style. He attends Cosplayer Camp in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]], where he dresses as a knight.
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|[[Image:Vultures.PNG|150px|Vulture'd!]] ||

=====Vultures=====
When [[Mr. Pitters]] tries to join the Teen Girl Squad, these fiendish birds tell him that he "ain't no Teen Girl" before eating him at a fancy dinner. According to the second vulture, Mr. Pitters tastes "quite good, quite good." They may be an evolution of the vulture from Issue 2. They also appeared in the sweet someteenth birthday party, part of the Tenthennial Extravaganza.
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|[[Image:Port-O-John.png|150px|Starring Johnny Rite There as some sort of king.]] ||
=====Port-O-John=====
Port-O-John is a portable outhouse that came to life by growing eyes, a nose, a moustache, a mouth, hands and feet. A sign on his side reads ''Johnny Rite There''.It put on a play with So and So once Cheerleader died in Teen Girl Squad Issue 9. It didn't get very good reviews, however, and he is killed by [[Arrow'd Guy]].
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]==
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|[[Image:A_mighty_warrior.png|110px|Corn-based products are no place for him]] ||
=====A Mighty Warrior=====
A [[Wikipedia:Samurai|samurai]] armed with a [[Wikipedia:Naginata|naginata]] who bursts twice from corn-based products: "corn and corn alone" and corn chips. Both times he does so because they are "no place for a mighty warrior." After emerging from the corn chips, he lathe'd a spinning What's Her Face in two with his naginata. He also appeared in an Easter egg for [[myths & legends]], fighting the corn army.
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|[[Image:Coach and olympic man.png|150px|We're not sure what they're talking about, either]] ||

=====Olympic Man and Coach=====
A lonely pair at the "Olympic Race," Olympic Man and Coach prepare for some type of sporting event after being ditched by Cheerleader. Coach apparently brings this about by telling Cheerleader over the phone that "the olympics are soooo dumb!", though Coach vehemently denies this to his well-muscled companion, who apparently has no hands.
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|[[Image:TGS_Scotsmen.PNG|150px|ACHGH!]] ||
=====Scotsmen=====
This "uppaclass" trio of burly, bearded, kilted Scots were drinking a frothy brew from a keg marked "XXX" when they were interrupted by Cheerleader's flirtation. Predictably, she was rejected and caber-tossed only 23 metres away for her efforts.
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|[[Image:Manolio's.png|150px|p4wned!]] ||

=====Manolios Ugly One=====
The Ugly One's father. Owns [[Minor Companies|Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-pawn]], specializing in used and broken electronic goods. ''See main article: [[Manolios Ugly One]]''
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]==

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|[[Image:Death.png|150px|Forebode!]] ||
=====Death=====
Death appears on the horizon as the girls drive off to summer camp. He forbodes and then bites into a hamburger. The girls do not take notice of him.
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|[[Image:JudyAndAstronaut.png|150px|Astronaut'd!]] ||

=====Shirt Folding Store Woman and Astronaut=====
The Shirt Folding Store Woman works in Shirt Folding Store in the mall. She killed the astronaut's dog (or so he says).
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|[[Image:IntertitleGuy.png|150px|Meanwhile!]] ||
=====Intertitle Guy=====
Doesn't do anything, doesn't say anything. He's the intertitle guy.

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|[[Image:RacoonGirl.png|150px|Seventeen shots]] ||

=====Raccoon Girl=====
She stays at the same camp as the girls and will fall into a coma without receiving seventeen shots.
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|[[Image:FatMan.png|150px|Not his wife!]] ||

=====Fat Customer=====
He's got a coughiversary coming up. That stadium is not his wife.

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|[[Image:Leprachaun.png|150px|Shoplifting?]] ||

=====Leprechaun Strong Bad=====
Strong Bad makes a cameo as a leprechaun, eventually getting So and So into Jail. That's not helpful!
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|[[Image:TentacleCamera.png|150px|OBSERVE'd!]] ||
=====Tentacle Camera=====
It floats. It has tentacles. It's watching you. Especially if you steal stuff from Folding Shirt Store.
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|[[Image:GotCamp.png|150px|Scha-wing!]] ||

=====Camp Counselor Shortshorts=====
Obnoxious Camp Counselor Shortshorts. He's pathologically happy and plays the guitar.
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|[[Image:Bear.png|150px|He stapled it down!]] ||
=====Chumbly Wumbly Bear=====
The Chumbly Wumbly Bear appears in the song that the girls sing with the counselor. He didn't sell beans or eggs. Instead, he stapled it down. What a guy!

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|[[Image:ManiacInASpeedo.png|150px|Speedo'd!]] ||

=====Maniac In A Speedo=====
He's a killer.
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|[[Image:CdoggNaptime.png|150px|Jail'd!]] ||
=====C-dogg and Naptime=====
C-dogg and Naptime share a cell with So and So. It's not clear who is who (except for So and So). Rubble D is apparently also in that cell, but we do not see or hear him.
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== Other ==
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|[[Image:Strong bad email D.PNG|150px|jugga jigga wugga]] ||
=====Brainkrieg=====
Seen in [[death metal]], Brainkrieg is a death metal band in [[Strong Bad]]'s imagination that seems to use all of the wrong "d-e" words in their song. They also frequently use the phrase "Jugga jigga wugga". They have a large, poorly drawn audience watching their performance. Cheerleader seems to be a fan—she comes for the wuggas, but stays for the jiggy juggas. They also received last place in The Battle of the Crappy High School Bands.
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|[[Image:Cornarmy.png|150px|No match.]] ||

=====The Corn Army=====
The army debuted in an Easter Egg in [[myths & legends]]. It is apparently led by Cephas Cornwall, but is no match for [[#A Mighty Warrior|A Mighty Warrior]].
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==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"I'm gonna miss video games."|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]|Mirror:oldaboy2 missvg.mp3}}
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{{Teen Girl Squad}}

[[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters]]

Smoking

Homsar7 — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:41:30 GMT

Homsar7: /* Miscellaneous */

'''Smoking''' is one of the occasional vices indulged in by the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] crew.

==The Cheat's Smoking==
[[Image:Thecheatsmoking.png|right|thumb|Smoke 'em if ya got 'em]]
[[The Cheat]] is addicted to smoking. While he usually smokes cigarettes, he also smokes the occasional old-style pipe. He normally smokes [[Trophies|Trophy Lights]] cigarettes, usually after a period of stress or fatigue. Though sometimes his [[Characters#Main characters|friends]] will try to get him to stop smoking, their attempts are never too successful. The Trophy Lights have been seen in a locker in [[Coach Z]]'s locker room, where The Cheat reportedly sleeps sometimes. The Cheat has sometimes been known to smoke the wrong end of the cigarette.

===Appearances===

*[[The Cheat's Smoking Challenge]] - The player must help The Cheat quit with nicotine gum.
*Email [[big white face]] - A pixelated drawing of The Cheat shows him holding a smoking pipe.
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] - Strong Bad finds a pack of cigarettes in The Cheat's [[Coach Z's Locker Room|locker]], which violates his [[Holidays#New Year's Day (January 1st)|New Year's resolution]].
*Email [[montage]] - The Cheat can be seen smoking after a day of door-to-door selling with the [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]].

==Cigars==
[[Image:Cigar.PNG|thumb|A cigar from [[Meet Marshie]].]]
*[[Hairstyle Runner]] - One of the pictures in the gallery features Homestar smoking.
*[[Meet Marshie]] - "Pinner" has a cigar in the pile of marshmallows (this also appears as an Easter egg in [[island]]).
*[[fingers]] - [[Strong Bad]] has a lit cigar on his left hand.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] - [[Cheerleader]] had a bowler derby hat, sunglasses, a moustache, a tie, and a cigar.
*[[That A Ghost]] - [[Fat Dudley]] smokes a cigar.
*[[lady...ing]] - Strong Bad tries to smoke a cigar, but it explodes in his face.
*[[Store]] - In the second [[Store Thank You Messages#Transcript 2|Store Thank You Message]], Strong Bad lights a cigar with a pile of money.
*[[pop-up]] - [[Bubs]] is smoking a cigar in the Easter egg.
*[[The Sneak]] is holding a cigar in a [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-07-06|Weekly Sketchbook]] image.

==Cigarettes==

*In [[space program]], the filmstrip announcer wonders why [[Tire|Ted Averill]] isn't enjoying a "smooth, relaxing cigarette".
*In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], the party scene is introduced by a man smoking a cigarette with "AT THE PARTY" imprinted on it.
*In [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] and [[Peasant's Quest Animatic]], the [[Videlectrix Mascot]] holds a cigarette while leaning on the [[Videlectrix]] logo.
*The start of [[Puppets on the Road]] is the experimental film Staple-Down Life, which features a line about smoking cigarettes.
*In [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], [[Homsar]] appears dressed as Slash in an Easter Egg with a cigarette in his mouth, although it might have just been for the costume.
*The [[Smoky Office]], first seen in [[The Interview]], always has an ashtray with a lit cigarette in it.
*In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]], [[The Ugly One]] sticks her head in the ground, where her lungs proceed to fill up with sand and cigarette butts.

==Miscellaneous==

*In [[Commandos in the Classroom]], teachers are advised to "catch a nap or have a smoke" during the slide show. Later on in the show, the [[Blue Laser Commander]] tempts [[Firebert]] by asking if he wants to "smoke some candy."
*In one of the [[Scroll Button Songs]], [[Coach Z]] raps, "And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack!"
*In [[myths & legends]], Strong Bad's "fence drawings" show a man smoking a pipe.
*In [[Teen Girl Squad 11]], [[So and So]] asks for some "smokes".

[[Category:Activity running gags]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 11

Homsar7 — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 14:04:14 GMT

Homsar7: /* Inside References */

{{tgsnav|11|Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_10|Issue 10|Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_1|Issue 1}}

[[Image:TeenGirlSquad11.PNG|200px|thumb|"We'll try to miss you!!!"]]

Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One go to summer camp while So and So gets a part-time job.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Death|Death]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Shirt Folding Store Woman and Astronaut|Shirt Folding Store Woman]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Shirt Folding Store Woman and Astronaut|Astronaut]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fat Costumer|Fat Costumer]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Strong Bad Leprechaun|Strong Bad Leprechaun]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Raccoon Girl|Raccoon Girl]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#D N'D Greg|D N'D Greg]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Camp Counselor Shortshorts|Camp Counselor Shortshorts]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Chumbly Wumbly Bear|Chumbly Wumbly Bear]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Maniac In A Speedo|Maniac In A Speedo]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#C-dogg and Naptime|C-dogg and Naptime]]

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Bus stop|Bus stop]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Firstbasawassa|Firstbasawassa]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The Mall|The Mall]], Cosplayover Camp, [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Jail|Jail]]

'''Date:''' July 17, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:30

'''Page Title:''' Eleven Division Titles!

==Transcript==

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{cell phone!}'' So and So! ''{pager!}'' What's Her Face! ''{rotary phone!}'' The Ugly One! ''{geiger counter}''

''{The episode begins with all four girls standing together with three rolled-up sleeping bags by their feet.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Don't look now, ladies, but... Camp Firstbasawassa's gonna be the bombier than ever now that they've installed...

'''ALL:''' Working toilet paper!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{nostalgically}'' I'm gonna miss the oak leaves.

''{Close up on So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I can't go this year. ''{sticking tongue out}'' Judith is making me get a summer job at Shirt Folding Store.

''{Cut back to all four girls}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Your stepmoms is teh facist.

''{Cut to So and So waving goodbye to Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One, who are being driven away on a Firstbasawassa bus.}''

'''CHEERLEADER, WHAT'S HER FACE, THE UGLY ONE:''' We'll try to miss you!

''{A giant Grim Reaper appears in front of the bus, holding a hamburger.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Grim Reaper}'' Forbode... ''{suddenly biting hamburger}'' Chomp!

''{Cut to So and So at the Folding Mills Mall.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I love the mall! I wish the mall could be my ringtone.

''{A large, magazine cut-and-paste style Shirt Folding Store Woman appears in front of So and So. So and So appears terrified}''

'''SHIRT FOLDING STORE WOMAN:''' ''{shouting}'' Where have you been? Get back to work! A kid puked in dressing room 3!

''{Cut to So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' But it's my first day and I'm—

'''SHIRT FOLDING STORE WOMAN:''' ''{interrupting; holding up large name tag labled Mark}'' Here's your name tag, Mark! Now get to minimum wagin'!

''{An astronaut suddenly appears and punches Shirt Folding Store Woman}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Meet a fist! ''{as astronaut}'' Ckhk. She killed my dog. ''{Shirt Folding Store Woman falls over}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Um... ''{The word 'Um' moves to the right of the speech bubble}'' 'kay.

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as astronaut; suddenly appearing with a cape and flies away}'' Ckhk. Da da da da!

''{Meanwhile at summer camp}''

''{Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One are standing by a bunk-bed and sleeping bags. Cheerleader is wearing reading glasses and examining a script.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Does "ugs" have one "g" or two?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{holds up two fingers}'' The deuce.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{tossing script away; reading glasses disappear}'' Alright, uggs, since So and So's not here this year, ''{What's Her Face and The Ugly One appear pleasantly surprised}'' you're bunkin' with me! I'll take snoring over night terrors any day.

''{Cheerleader and The Ugly One put arms over one another's shoulders.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Then who's sharing my bunk?

''{Cut to the right side of What's Her Face, who is suddenly beside a an old, feminine raccoon standing on its hind legs and wearing a purse and bow. What's Her Face looks surprised.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as raccoon}'' Hiya, bunkmate. Do you love me?

''{Cut to So and So at a folding station. A fat mat stands beside her.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as fat man}'' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{appears love-struck and drools}'' A coughiversary?! How roman-

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as fat man; interrupting}'' *cough!*

''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as announcer in baseball stadium}'' ...and it's a double play! ''{fireworks appear}'' Yaaaay!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as fat man; pointing at stadium}'' That's not my wife.

'''SO AND SO:''' Um... ''{The word 'Um' moves to the right of the speech bubble even more so than before}'' 'kay.

''{Cut to Cheerleader and The Ugly One in a canoe "Canoe Reeves".}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Boys are an important part of life. 
'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Canoes are an important part of life.

''{The canoe lands on a patch of land with a sign "Them Boys"}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Alright, uggs, pretty up! You my wingman! ''{jumps into the air}'' Now let's go get us some boys camp!

''{Cut to Cosplayover camp}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' ''{dressed as a medieval swordsman}'' Welcome, fair maidens, to our fair village.

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' ''{dressed futuristically}'' I think you mean... welcome, earthlings, to our fair star system.

''{Cut to D N'D Greg and Science Fiction Greg}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' Village!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Star system!

''{Cut closer}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' Beholders!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Sentient nebulae!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{appearing}'' Ai-ai-ai-ai-ya! I thought this was Coach Conrad's Sit-Up Camp For Shirtless Boys!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' ''{seductively; removing shirt}'' Oh, I can take my shirt off....

''{Science Fiction Greg pulls his shirt up to just under his shoulders; a "voip" eminates from his bare chest and hits Cheerleader.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Blinding voip!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Ahh! My tan lines!

''{Cut to So and So at her folding booth}''

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{holds up shirt}'' This shirt is trés cutée!

''{So and So thinks while Strong Bad appears as a leprechaun and a security camera moves in from the right.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as leprechaun}'' Oooh.... Shoplifting?

''{Cut to The Ugly One and What's Her Face standing by Camp Counselor Shortshorts.}''

'''CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS:''' Okay, girls, I'm Camp Counselor Shortshorts. Now before you ask "Who's this square?", listen to this: ''{bends knees, throws hands in the air}'' Scha-wing! ''{points at girls}'' Not! ''{jumps in the air}'' Who let the dogs out!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Buh-arf.

''{Guitar music begins to play}''

'''CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS:''' Now let's fellowship the pants off this place with a warbly campsong!

''{Cut to What's Her Face, The Ugly One, and Camp Counselor Shortshorts by a campfire. Camp Counselor Shortshorts is playing a guitar.}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' All the chumbly wumbly bear came a-tumblin' down....

''{Cut to a bear selling beans}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Did he sell beans?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{extreme close up}'' Lord no!

''{Cut back to the campfire}''

'''ALL:''' Did he sell eggs?

''{Cut to a bear selling eggs, which is immediately crossed out}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Lord no!

''{Cut back to the campfire}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' But he couldn't and he wouldn't and he shouldn't so he stapled it down!

''{Suddenly, a muscular man with a paper bag over his head and wearing a Speedo™ appears with a chainsaw and cuts everyone into pieces.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Maniac in a speedo'd!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I love summer camp!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh, the memories!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' It's over!

''{Cut to So and So in a jail}''

'''SO AND SO:''' C-dogg, Naptime, don't make the same mistakes I did. You guys are young. You got your whole lives ahead of you. Me? I'm looking at life plus whenever my step-mom picks me up.

'''C-DOGG / NAPTIME:''' Dag, yo.

'''SO AND SO:''' Hey, Rubble D! Where my smokes at?

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the "O" to see What's Her Face with her bunkmate.
:'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as raccoon}'' Bunkmate, can you help give me these ''{nine syringes appear in the raccoon's hand. What's Her Face appears shocked.}'' seventeen shots before I go into a coma?

== Fun Facts ==

=== Explanations ===
*A [[Wikipedia:Geiger counter|Geiger counter]] measures ionizing radiation.

=== Remarks ===
*This is the first Teen Girl Squad that feature realistic background paper and character.

=== Goofs ===
*The notebook paper in the frame of the toon and outside of the frame do not match up.

=== Inside References ===
*Cheerleader asking how many "g"'s the word 'ugs' have is a reference to the letter [[G]].
*So And So asking for "smokes" is a reference to [[Smoking|smoking]] on this site.

=== Real World References ===
*Cheerleader's nickname for The Ugly One is possibly a reference to [[Wikipedia:Ugg|Ugg Boots]].
*Canoe Reeves is a reference to the actor [[Wikipedia:Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]].
*"[[wikipedia:Who Let the Dogs Out?|Who Let the Dogs Out?]]" is a song written by [[wikipedia:Anslem Douglas|Anslem Douglas]], but was made popular by the [[Wikipedia:Baha Men|Baha Men]].
*Strong Bad as a leprechaun suggesting that So And So shoplifts could be a reference to the episode of The Simpsons where Ralph discovers a leprechaun that tells him to burn things, or it could be the common idea where a person's conscience is represented an angel and a devil standing on their shoulder.
*''Folding Mills Mall'' is a reference to the many "Mills" malls around the USA, run by the [http://www.themills.com Mills Corporation], such as ''Concord Mills'' in North Carolina, or ''Potomac Mills'' in Virginia.

==External Links==
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=9136 Re: Teen Girl Squad 11]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs11.html Watch Teen Girl Squad 11]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs11.swf Watch the flash file for Teen Girl Squad 11]

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:10:34 GMT

Homsar7:

'''''HOMSAR7 IS AWAY IN WILLIAMSBURG UNTIL JULY 20TH!'''''

Hiya! My Name Is Eric. I'm 14 And I Play Guitar.

[[Image:homsararmy.PNG|thumb|He's Gotta Get His.]]
I Love [[Homsar]]. He's My Favorite Character. I Worship Him. I Also Draw Him In My Spare Time. So Far I've Drawn Him A Slash, Kumar, And Just Himself. My Next Homsar Drawing Project Is Him In The [[Homestarmy]].

== Faves/Non-Faves ==

Favorite Big Toon: [[A Folky Tale]]

Favorite Short: [[Commandos in the Classroom]] or [[Experimental Film]]

Favorite Game: [[TROGDOR!]]

Favorite SB Email: [[interview]], [[homsar]], [[long pants]], or [[do over]]

Least Favorite Big Toon: [[The Reddest Radish]]

Least Favorite Short: um...none

Least Favorite Game: [[Marshie Ween]]

Least Favorite SB Email: [[labor day]]

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|}

== My Username ==

My Name Comes From My Favorite Character, Homsar.

The Number 7 Comes From The Astros 2nd Baseman Craig Biggio, And It's Also My Lucky Number.

== Dreams ==

Yes, I Have Dreams.

My Dream Job Is A Guitarist Or A Chef. I Like To Cook.

I Am Also Pretty Funny. Being a Comidien Would Be Cool.

If I Could Turn Into One Homestar Runner Character, It Would Be Homsar.

== Songwritting And Music ==

Yes I Write Songs. I've Written Them sice I Was 10 Years Old. Some Have Been Destroyed In The Evil Washing Machine *Glares*.

I'm Into Garage, Grunge, Rock, NuMetal, And A ''Very Small'' Amount Of Rap.

My Favorite Bands Are Breaking Benjamin, Cold, Nine Inch Nails, Puddle Of Mudd, The Subways, The Bravery, Bowling For Soup, Billy Corgan, Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, And An Irish Band Called [http://www.myspace.com/franticstate Frantic State].

== 50 Random Things About Me ==

*My Name Is Eric
*I'm From NJ
*I Play Guitar
*CHEESE!
*I'm Very Random
*Homsar Rules
*Homsar Is My Master
*I'm Doing Fine On The Wiki
*Music Is My Thing
*I Go Against The Crowd
*And
*Sometimes
*I
*Speak
*With
*Pauses
*Like That
*I'm Going To Bishop Arh High School Next Year
*I'm Currently In Franklin Middle School
*How Many Is That?
*Twenty-One, Including This One
*Doing Good
*My Second Favorite Character Is Strong Sad
*He's A Really Good Poet
*He's Mistreated
*And His Voice Is Cool
*Family Guy Quote:
*'''Brian:'''You're Drunk
*'''Stewie:'''You're Sexy
*Thats Really Funny
*'{holds up a sign that says "I Talk Like This Sometimes"}'
*'{flips sign, now says "Go Wile E. Coyote!}'
*Now How Many Is That?
*Thrity-Four, This One Too, Last Time I'm Doing This
*I'm Trying To Lose Weight
*I Bike A Lot To Do This
*I'm Not Too Overweight
*But I Still Am
*I Write Songs
*I Have A Myspace
*I Have 82 Friends So Far On It
*Oh Snap!
*Just Felt Like Saying That
*And I'll Leave You With One Final Quote
*Ready?
*You Sure?
*Ok,
*Here
*It Is
*"Little Boys Who Talk Dirty Grow Up To Be Democrates"

== Cool Sites ==

** [http://www.ultimateshowdown.org The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destainy!] ''WARNING!:'' It Is A Bit Graphic...

== [[personal favorites]] Tab ==

I've Found The Secret To The Wicked Solo In The Intro To The Email [[personal favorites]]. Here's The Tab.

Instrument: Guitar
Tuning: Standard (Low E, A, D, G, B, High E)

Strong Bad: Awwwww (starts here) EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*E------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*B------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*G-----------------10(ring)-----------10-8----8---------------------------------------
*D--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3---------10---10------8(slide)10-----3-3--3----3-3-3
*A--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3-------------------------------------3-3--3----3-3-3
*e--2-2--2---2-2-2------2-2--2---2-------------------------------------2-2--2----2-2-2

Strong Bad: Whoa, That Was The Wickedest Solo Ever. Now What Function Hey Do I Have To Hit To Play That Again?

== Cool Quotes ==
Idea borrowed from [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]. Used with permission. All rights reserved.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Quote !! From
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Matt Equals MATT! || [[50 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': possums...... || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Kelsey Grammer! || [[Homsar Main Page]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': ummm...BREAKIN' STUFF! || [[Strong Mad]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! || [[long pants]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': No, I'm Not In India. || [[isp]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': Sounds More Like A Terlet If You Ask Me! || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': But Homsar Called And Said He Was A Million Ladies Tall. || [[2 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Rise, My Son. And Giveth Me Instead, $7.50 With Which To Buy Some Buffalo Chicken Tenders. || [[radio]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homeslice]]''': I Wasn't Stapled To Any Chicken! || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Aaaalms For The Pudgy? Aaalms For The Pudgy. || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAa Hey Tubbs! I Just Lost My Jengajam! || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Greta Is Feeding The Mouse Bug Spray. When Will He Be Done For? || [[That Time of Year]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': I Represent Distinguished Businessman.|| [[An Open Forum]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': Don't you touch that- zabbitablough! || [[radio]] easter egg
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': DELORTED ! || [[replacement]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Cool, Cool, Depressing, Cool. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| '''[[The Cheat]]''': Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it. || [[The Cheat]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': Did You Just Say Parakeet?!? || [[caffine]]
|-
| '''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''': Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME! || [[do over]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': SOMEBODY HEEEEELP! || [[Sick Day]]
|-
| '''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''': Look lively! || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
|-
| '''[[The Kaiser]]''': Ach Du Lieber! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!|| [[That A Ghost]]
|-
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': I Can Count To G! || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
|-
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': Umm... Uh, that wasn't very good. || [[Audition With Marzipan]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAaAaAaA! || Various Toons
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Puppet Homestar]]''': Yeah, Liability! L-I-A-B-I... || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit! || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': I HAVE A FUNNY HAT! || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
|-
| '''[[Atari Strong Bad]]''': Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me! || [[Main Page 13]]
|-
| '''[[1-Up]]''': I want pudding! || [[Under Construction]]
|}

== Get Outta My House! ==

Ok, Feel Free To [[Special:Emailuser/{{PAGENAME}}|Wikimail]] Me, But It Works Better (and gets a quicker response!) On My Talk Page. Just Click Talk Up There. *pokes top of page*

Ok, So You Can Leave. I Dont Care Where Really. Why Not Click The Random Page Button Up There? But Anyway, Peace Out, Party People!

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 04:21:53 GMT

Homsar7: /* Cool Sites */

Hiya! My Name Is Eric. I'm 14 And I Play Guitar.

[[Image:homsararmy.PNG|thumb|He's Gotta Get His.]]
I Love [[Homsar]]. He's My Favorite Character. I Worship Him. I Also Draw Him In My Spare Time. So Far I've Drawn Him A Slash, Kumar, And Just Himself. My Next Homsar Drawing Project Is Him In The [[Homestarmy]].

== Faves/Non-Faves ==

Favorite Big Toon: [[A Folky Tale]]

Favorite Short: [[Commandos in the Classroom]] or [[Experimental Film]]

Favorite Game: [[TROGDOR!]]

Favorite SB Email: [[interview]], [[homsar]], [[long pants]], or [[do over]]

Least Favorite Big Toon: [[The Reddest Radish]]

Least Favorite Short: um...none

Least Favorite Game: [[Marshie Ween]]

Least Favorite SB Email: [[labor day]]

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|}

== My Username ==

My Name Comes From My Favorite Character, Homsar.

The Number 7 Comes From The Astros 2nd Baseman Craig Biggio, And It's Also My Lucky Number.

== Dreams ==

Yes, I Have Dreams.

My Dream Job Is A Guitarist Or A Chef. I Like To Cook.

I Am Also Pretty Funny. Being a Comidien Would Be Cool.

If I Could Turn Into One Homestar Runner Character, It Would Be Homsar.

== Songwritting And Music ==

Yes I Write Songs. I've Written Them sice I Was 10 Years Old. Some Have Been Destroyed In The Evil Washing Machine *Glares*.

I'm Into Garage, Grunge, Rock, NuMetal, And A ''Very Small'' Amount Of Rap.

My Favorite Bands Are Breaking Benjamin, Cold, Nine Inch Nails, Puddle Of Mudd, The Subways, The Bravery, Bowling For Soup, Billy Corgan, Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, And An Irish Band Called [http://www.myspace.com/franticstate Frantic State].

== 50 Random Things About Me ==

*My Name Is Eric
*I'm From NJ
*I Play Guitar
*CHEESE!
*I'm Very Random
*Homsar Rules
*Homsar Is My Master
*I'm Doing Fine On The Wiki
*Music Is My Thing
*I Go Against The Crowd
*And
*Sometimes
*I
*Speak
*With
*Pauses
*Like That
*I'm Going To Bishop Arh High School Next Year
*I'm Currently In Franklin Middle School
*How Many Is That?
*Twenty-One, Including This One
*Doing Good
*My Second Favorite Character Is Strong Sad
*He's A Really Good Poet
*He's Mistreated
*And His Voice Is Cool
*Family Guy Quote:
*'''Brian:'''You're Drunk
*'''Stewie:'''You're Sexy
*Thats Really Funny
*'{holds up a sign that says "I Talk Like This Sometimes"}'
*'{flips sign, now says "Go Wile E. Coyote!}'
*Now How Many Is That?
*Thrity-Four, This One Too, Last Time I'm Doing This
*I'm Trying To Lose Weight
*I Bike A Lot To Do This
*I'm Not Too Overweight
*But I Still Am
*I Write Songs
*I Have A Myspace
*I Have 82 Friends So Far On It
*Oh Snap!
*Just Felt Like Saying That
*And I'll Leave You With One Final Quote
*Ready?
*You Sure?
*Ok,
*Here
*It Is
*"Little Boys Who Talk Dirty Grow Up To Be Democrates"

== Cool Sites ==

** [http://www.ultimateshowdown.org The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destainy!] ''WARNING!:'' It Is A Bit Graphic...

== [[personal favorites]] Tab ==

I've Found The Secret To The Wicked Solo In The Intro To The Email [[personal favorites]]. Here's The Tab.

Instrument: Guitar
Tuning: Standard (Low E, A, D, G, B, High E)

Strong Bad: Awwwww (starts here) EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*E------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*B------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*G-----------------10(ring)-----------10-8----8---------------------------------------
*D--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3---------10---10------8(slide)10-----3-3--3----3-3-3
*A--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3-------------------------------------3-3--3----3-3-3
*e--2-2--2---2-2-2------2-2--2---2-------------------------------------2-2--2----2-2-2

Strong Bad: Whoa, That Was The Wickedest Solo Ever. Now What Function Hey Do I Have To Hit To Play That Again?

== Cool Quotes ==
Idea borrowed from [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]. Used with permission. All rights reserved.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Quote !! From
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Matt Equals MATT! || [[50 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': possums...... || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Kelsey Grammer! || [[Homsar Main Page]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': ummm...BREAKIN' STUFF! || [[Strong Mad]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! || [[long pants]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': No, I'm Not In India. || [[isp]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': Sounds More Like A Terlet If You Ask Me! || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': But Homsar Called And Said He Was A Million Ladies Tall. || [[2 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Rise, My Son. And Giveth Me Instead, $7.50 With Which To Buy Some Buffalo Chicken Tenders. || [[radio]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homeslice]]''': I Wasn't Stapled To Any Chicken! || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Aaaalms For The Pudgy? Aaalms For The Pudgy. || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAa Hey Tubbs! I Just Lost My Jengajam! || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Greta Is Feeding The Mouse Bug Spray. When Will He Be Done For? || [[That Time of Year]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': I Represent Distinguished Businessman.|| [[An Open Forum]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': Don't you touch that- zabbitablough! || [[radio]] easter egg
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': DELORTED ! || [[replacement]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Cool, Cool, Depressing, Cool. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| '''[[The Cheat]]''': Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it. || [[The Cheat]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': Did You Just Say Parakeet?!? || [[caffine]]
|-
| '''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''': Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME! || [[do over]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': SOMEBODY HEEEEELP! || [[Sick Day]]
|-
| '''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''': Look lively! || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
|-
| '''[[The Kaiser]]''': Ach Du Lieber! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!|| [[That A Ghost]]
|-
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': I Can Count To G! || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
|-
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': Umm... Uh, that wasn't very good. || [[Audition With Marzipan]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAaAaAaA! || Various Toons
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Puppet Homestar]]''': Yeah, Liability! L-I-A-B-I... || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit! || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': I HAVE A FUNNY HAT! || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
|-
| '''[[Atari Strong Bad]]''': Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me! || [[Main Page 13]]
|-
| '''[[1-Up]]''': I want pudding! || [[Under Construction]]
|}

== Get Outta My House! ==

Ok, Feel Free To [[Special:Emailuser/{{PAGENAME}}|Wikimail]] Me, But It Works Better (and gets a quicker response!) On My Talk Page. Just Click Talk Up There. *pokes top of page*

Ok, So You Can Leave. I Dont Care Where Really. Why Not Click The Random Page Button Up There? But Anyway, Peace Out, Party People!

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 04:19:49 GMT

Homsar7: /* Cool Sites */

Hiya! My Name Is Eric. I'm 14 And I Play Guitar.

[[Image:homsararmy.PNG|thumb|He's Gotta Get His.]]
I Love [[Homsar]]. He's My Favorite Character. I Worship Him. I Also Draw Him In My Spare Time. So Far I've Drawn Him A Slash, Kumar, And Just Himself. My Next Homsar Drawing Project Is Him In The [[Homestarmy]].

== Faves/Non-Faves ==

Favorite Big Toon: [[A Folky Tale]]

Favorite Short: [[Commandos in the Classroom]] or [[Experimental Film]]

Favorite Game: [[TROGDOR!]]

Favorite SB Email: [[interview]], [[homsar]], [[long pants]], or [[do over]]

Least Favorite Big Toon: [[The Reddest Radish]]

Least Favorite Short: um...none

Least Favorite Game: [[Marshie Ween]]

Least Favorite SB Email: [[labor day]]

{{userboxtop}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=This user was '''[[interview|raised by a cup of coffee]]''' and has become a cup of coffee.}}
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{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=MEH|msg=This user can understand some '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''', but is not fluent in it.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=TEEN|msg=This user is between '''13 and 19 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CC6666|codebkgd=#FF6666|codecolor=#000000|code=HI|msg=This user is on the '''[[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|welcoming committee]]''', but '''[[User:Lapper|Lapper]]''' keeps taking every new member!}}
{{userbox|border=#D19275|mainbkgd=#FFE4C4|codebkgd=#CD853F|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=PQ|msg=This user loves to play '''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#A9A9A9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:parsnips.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user loves '''[[Old-Timey]] Toons'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=LOL|msg=This user is '''[[funny]]''' and uses homestarrunner.com jokes daily!}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#006600|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Fallen Ben.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is a part of of the '''[[Homestarmy]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#006400|mainbkgd=#ADFF2F|codebkgd=#2E8B57|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:HomsarPotion-ma-jig.png|30px]]|msg=This user enjoys doing '''[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]]'''. He's just got to find the right '''[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|location, location, lo-ca-tion!]]'''}}

|}

== My Username ==

My Name Comes From My Favorite Character, Homsar.

The Number 7 Comes From The Astros 2nd Baseman Craig Biggio, And It's Also My Lucky Number.

== Dreams ==

Yes, I Have Dreams.

My Dream Job Is A Guitarist Or A Chef. I Like To Cook.

I Am Also Pretty Funny. Being a Comidien Would Be Cool.

If I Could Turn Into One Homestar Runner Character, It Would Be Homsar.

== Songwritting And Music ==

Yes I Write Songs. I've Written Them sice I Was 10 Years Old. Some Have Been Destroyed In The Evil Washing Machine *Glares*.

I'm Into Garage, Grunge, Rock, NuMetal, And A ''Very Small'' Amount Of Rap.

My Favorite Bands Are Breaking Benjamin, Cold, Nine Inch Nails, Puddle Of Mudd, The Subways, The Bravery, Bowling For Soup, Billy Corgan, Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, And An Irish Band Called [http://www.myspace.com/franticstate Frantic State].

== 50 Random Things About Me ==

*My Name Is Eric
*I'm From NJ
*I Play Guitar
*CHEESE!
*I'm Very Random
*Homsar Rules
*Homsar Is My Master
*I'm Doing Fine On The Wiki
*Music Is My Thing
*I Go Against The Crowd
*And
*Sometimes
*I
*Speak
*With
*Pauses
*Like That
*I'm Going To Bishop Arh High School Next Year
*I'm Currently In Franklin Middle School
*How Many Is That?
*Twenty-One, Including This One
*Doing Good
*My Second Favorite Character Is Strong Sad
*He's A Really Good Poet
*He's Mistreated
*And His Voice Is Cool
*Family Guy Quote:
*'''Brian:'''You're Drunk
*'''Stewie:'''You're Sexy
*Thats Really Funny
*'{holds up a sign that says "I Talk Like This Sometimes"}'
*'{flips sign, now says "Go Wile E. Coyote!}'
*Now How Many Is That?
*Thrity-Four, This One Too, Last Time I'm Doing This
*I'm Trying To Lose Weight
*I Bike A Lot To Do This
*I'm Not Too Overweight
*But I Still Am
*I Write Songs
*I Have A Myspace
*I Have 82 Friends So Far On It
*Oh Snap!
*Just Felt Like Saying That
*And I'll Leave You With One Final Quote
*Ready?
*You Sure?
*Ok,
*Here
*It Is
*"Little Boys Who Talk Dirty Grow Up To Be Democrates"

== Cool Sites ==

*[ultimateshowdown.org|The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destainy!!] ''WARNING!:'' It Is A Bit Graphic...

== [[personal favorites]] Tab ==

I've Found The Secret To The Wicked Solo In The Intro To The Email [[personal favorites]]. Here's The Tab.

Instrument: Guitar
Tuning: Standard (Low E, A, D, G, B, High E)

Strong Bad: Awwwww (starts here) EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*E------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*B------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*G-----------------10(ring)-----------10-8----8---------------------------------------
*D--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3---------10---10------8(slide)10-----3-3--3----3-3-3
*A--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3-------------------------------------3-3--3----3-3-3
*e--2-2--2---2-2-2------2-2--2---2-------------------------------------2-2--2----2-2-2

Strong Bad: Whoa, That Was The Wickedest Solo Ever. Now What Function Hey Do I Have To Hit To Play That Again?

== Cool Quotes ==
Idea borrowed from [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]. Used with permission. All rights reserved.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Quote !! From
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Matt Equals MATT! || [[50 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': possums...... || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Kelsey Grammer! || [[Homsar Main Page]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': ummm...BREAKIN' STUFF! || [[Strong Mad]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! || [[long pants]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': No, I'm Not In India. || [[isp]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': Sounds More Like A Terlet If You Ask Me! || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': But Homsar Called And Said He Was A Million Ladies Tall. || [[2 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Rise, My Son. And Giveth Me Instead, $7.50 With Which To Buy Some Buffalo Chicken Tenders. || [[radio]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homeslice]]''': I Wasn't Stapled To Any Chicken! || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Aaaalms For The Pudgy? Aaalms For The Pudgy. || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAa Hey Tubbs! I Just Lost My Jengajam! || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Greta Is Feeding The Mouse Bug Spray. When Will He Be Done For? || [[That Time of Year]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': I Represent Distinguished Businessman.|| [[An Open Forum]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': Don't you touch that- zabbitablough! || [[radio]] easter egg
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': DELORTED ! || [[replacement]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Cool, Cool, Depressing, Cool. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| '''[[The Cheat]]''': Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it. || [[The Cheat]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': Did You Just Say Parakeet?!? || [[caffine]]
|-
| '''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''': Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME! || [[do over]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': SOMEBODY HEEEEELP! || [[Sick Day]]
|-
| '''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''': Look lively! || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
|-
| '''[[The Kaiser]]''': Ach Du Lieber! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!|| [[That A Ghost]]
|-
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': I Can Count To G! || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
|-
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': Umm... Uh, that wasn't very good. || [[Audition With Marzipan]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAaAaAaA! || Various Toons
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Puppet Homestar]]''': Yeah, Liability! L-I-A-B-I... || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit! || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': I HAVE A FUNNY HAT! || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
|-
| '''[[Atari Strong Bad]]''': Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me! || [[Main Page 13]]
|-
| '''[[1-Up]]''': I want pudding! || [[Under Construction]]
|}

== Get Outta My House! ==

Ok, Feel Free To [[Special:Emailuser/{{PAGENAME}}|Wikimail]] Me, But It Works Better (and gets a quicker response!) On My Talk Page. Just Click Talk Up There. *pokes top of page*

Ok, So You Can Leave. I Dont Care Where Really. Why Not Click The Random Page Button Up There? But Anyway, Peace Out, Party People!

User:Homsar7

Homsar7 — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 04:17:45 GMT

Homsar7:

Hiya! My Name Is Eric. I'm 14 And I Play Guitar.

[[Image:homsararmy.PNG|thumb|He's Gotta Get His.]]
I Love [[Homsar]]. He's My Favorite Character. I Worship Him. I Also Draw Him In My Spare Time. So Far I've Drawn Him A Slash, Kumar, And Just Himself. My Next Homsar Drawing Project Is Him In The [[Homestarmy]].

== Faves/Non-Faves ==

Favorite Big Toon: [[A Folky Tale]]

Favorite Short: [[Commandos in the Classroom]] or [[Experimental Film]]

Favorite Game: [[TROGDOR!]]

Favorite SB Email: [[interview]], [[homsar]], [[long pants]], or [[do over]]

Least Favorite Big Toon: [[The Reddest Radish]]

Least Favorite Short: um...none

Least Favorite Game: [[Marshie Ween]]

Least Favorite SB Email: [[labor day]]

{{userboxtop}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=This user was '''[[interview|raised by a cup of coffee]]''' and has become a cup of coffee.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar-shirt.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_homsar_coffee|Homsar T-shirt]]''' and received it on Firday, April 21, 2006.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=MEH|msg=This user can understand some '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''', but is not fluent in it.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=TEEN|msg=This user is between '''13 and 19 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CC6666|codebkgd=#FF6666|codecolor=#000000|code=HI|msg=This user is on the '''[[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|welcoming committee]]''', but '''[[User:Lapper|Lapper]]''' keeps taking every new member!}}
{{userbox|border=#D19275|mainbkgd=#FFE4C4|codebkgd=#CD853F|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=PQ|msg=This user loves to play '''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#A9A9A9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:parsnips.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user loves '''[[Old-Timey]] Toons'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=LOL|msg=This user is '''[[funny]]''' and uses homestarrunner.com jokes daily!}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#006600|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Fallen Ben.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is a part of of the '''[[Homestarmy]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#006400|mainbkgd=#ADFF2F|codebkgd=#2E8B57|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:HomsarPotion-ma-jig.png|30px]]|msg=This user enjoys doing '''[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]]'''. He's just got to find the right '''[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|location, location, lo-ca-tion!]]'''}}

|}

== My Username ==

My Name Comes From My Favorite Character, Homsar.

The Number 7 Comes From The Astros 2nd Baseman Craig Biggio, And It's Also My Lucky Number.

== Dreams ==

Yes, I Have Dreams.

My Dream Job Is A Guitarist Or A Chef. I Like To Cook.

I Am Also Pretty Funny. Being a Comidien Would Be Cool.

If I Could Turn Into One Homestar Runner Character, It Would Be Homsar.

== Songwritting And Music ==

Yes I Write Songs. I've Written Them sice I Was 10 Years Old. Some Have Been Destroyed In The Evil Washing Machine *Glares*.

I'm Into Garage, Grunge, Rock, NuMetal, And A ''Very Small'' Amount Of Rap.

My Favorite Bands Are Breaking Benjamin, Cold, Nine Inch Nails, Puddle Of Mudd, The Subways, The Bravery, Bowling For Soup, Billy Corgan, Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, And An Irish Band Called [http://www.myspace.com/franticstate Frantic State].

== 50 Random Things About Me ==

*My Name Is Eric
*I'm From NJ
*I Play Guitar
*CHEESE!
*I'm Very Random
*Homsar Rules
*Homsar Is My Master
*I'm Doing Fine On The Wiki
*Music Is My Thing
*I Go Against The Crowd
*And
*Sometimes
*I
*Speak
*With
*Pauses
*Like That
*I'm Going To Bishop Arh High School Next Year
*I'm Currently In Franklin Middle School
*How Many Is That?
*Twenty-One, Including This One
*Doing Good
*My Second Favorite Character Is Strong Sad
*He's A Really Good Poet
*He's Mistreated
*And His Voice Is Cool
*Family Guy Quote:
*'''Brian:'''You're Drunk
*'''Stewie:'''You're Sexy
*Thats Really Funny
*'{holds up a sign that says "I Talk Like This Sometimes"}'
*'{flips sign, now says "Go Wile E. Coyote!}'
*Now How Many Is That?
*Thrity-Four, This One Too, Last Time I'm Doing This
*I'm Trying To Lose Weight
*I Bike A Lot To Do This
*I'm Not Too Overweight
*But I Still Am
*I Write Songs
*I Have A Myspace
*I Have 82 Friends So Far On It
*Oh Snap!
*Just Felt Like Saying That
*And I'll Leave You With One Final Quote
*Ready?
*You Sure?
*Ok,
*Here
*It Is
*"Little Boys Who Talk Dirty Grow Up To Be Democrates"

== Cool Sites ==

*[[ultimateshowdown.org|The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destainy!!]] ''WARNING!:'' It Is A Bit Graphic...

== [[personal favorites]] Tab ==

I've Found The Secret To The Wicked Solo In The Intro To The Email [[personal favorites]]. Here's The Tab.

Instrument: Guitar
Tuning: Standard (Low E, A, D, G, B, High E)

Strong Bad: Awwwww (starts here) EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*E------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*B------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*G-----------------10(ring)-----------10-8----8---------------------------------------
*D--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3---------10---10------8(slide)10-----3-3--3----3-3-3
*A--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3-------------------------------------3-3--3----3-3-3
*e--2-2--2---2-2-2------2-2--2---2-------------------------------------2-2--2----2-2-2

Strong Bad: Whoa, That Was The Wickedest Solo Ever. Now What Function Hey Do I Have To Hit To Play That Again?

== Cool Quotes ==
Idea borrowed from [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]. Used with permission. All rights reserved.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Quote !! From
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Matt Equals MATT! || [[50 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': possums...... || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Kelsey Grammer! || [[Homsar Main Page]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': ummm...BREAKIN' STUFF! || [[Strong Mad]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! || [[long pants]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': No, I'm Not In India. || [[isp]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': Sounds More Like A Terlet If You Ask Me! || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': But Homsar Called And Said He Was A Million Ladies Tall. || [[2 emails]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Rise, My Son. And Giveth Me Instead, $7.50 With Which To Buy Some Buffalo Chicken Tenders. || [[radio]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homeslice]]''': I Wasn't Stapled To Any Chicken! || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': Aaaalms For The Pudgy? Aaalms For The Pudgy. || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAa Hey Tubbs! I Just Lost My Jengajam! || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Greta Is Feeding The Mouse Bug Spray. When Will He Be Done For? || [[That Time of Year]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': I Represent Distinguished Businessman.|| [[An Open Forum]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': Don't you touch that- zabbitablough! || [[radio]] easter egg
|-
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': DELORTED ! || [[replacement]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Cool, Cool, Depressing, Cool. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| '''[[The Cheat]]''': Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it. || [[The Cheat]]'s Character Video
|-
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': Did You Just Say Parakeet?!? || [[caffine]]
|-
| '''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''': Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME! || [[do over]]
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| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': SOMEBODY HEEEEELP! || [[Sick Day]]
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| '''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''': Look lively! || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
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| '''[[The Kaiser]]''': Ach Du Lieber! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
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| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!|| [[That A Ghost]]
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| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': I Can Count To G! || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
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| '''[[Marzipan]]''': Umm... Uh, that wasn't very good. || [[Audition With Marzipan]]
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| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAaAaAaA! || Various Toons
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| '''[[Homestar Runner|Puppet Homestar]]''': Yeah, Liability! L-I-A-B-I... || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]]
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| '''[[Homsar]]''': If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit! || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
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| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': I HAVE A FUNNY HAT! || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
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| '''[[Atari Strong Bad]]''': Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me! || [[Main Page 13]]
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| '''[[1-Up]]''': I want pudding! || [[Under Construction]]
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== Get Outta My House! ==

Ok, Feel Free To [[Special:Emailuser/{{PAGENAME}}|Wikimail]] Me, But It Works Better (and gets a quicker response!) On My Talk Page. Just Click Talk Up There. *pokes top of page*

Ok, So You Can Leave. I Dont Care Where Really. Why Not Click The Random Page Button Up There? But Anyway, Peace Out, Party People!

User talk:DorianGray

Homsar7 — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 03:15:53 GMT

Homsar7: um...

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== Wilde Coincidence? ==

Your name is a reference to ''The Picture of Dorian Gray'', is it not? And furthermore, does that indicate that you identify with the character Dorian Gray, or are you just a fan of the book/movie/story/author? If you are referencing the novel, I'd love to hear your thoughts on it. I'm a big Oscar Wilde fan myself, and I wrote an essay on ''The Picture of Dorian Gray'' for Philosophy class, back in June. -[[User:Polly|Polly]] 07:47, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:Actually, I've been trying to find the novel to read. I only know about Dorian Gray from the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen film. I like reading the background of such things, which is why I want the novel. I haven't yet had an oppurtunity to get to the library yet, and it's never in at the bookstore...
::EDIT: I got my mum to check the book out for me instead. All is well. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Sorry for the edit ==

Ya sorry, that was pretty stupid of me, I just wanted to see if anyone would notice and change it. I promise nothing of the sort will happen again.
:That's quite all right. No lasting harm done, and it was all taken care of quickly. Thanks for apologising, though. I hope you enjoy the rest of your time here. ^-^ --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Moved examples into list ==

I hope it's okay, but on [[Talk:Ice Cream]] I went ahead and moved your examples into the list itself and put a note on it so others will edit it as they see fit. If you want, repost with your opinion on whether it should be a running gag. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:48, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:Yes, of course it's fine. Anything for the good of the wiki, yeah? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== England ==

Have a good trip! Never mind the bullocks! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:30, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:England, huh? That's quite the trip you're taking. Hope it's a good one. We'll try to keep the wiki afloat during your absence, but it will be tough. Have a good time. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 03:30, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Away Message Song ==

I'll be away in England for the next three weeks, y'all. Sorry. To make up for my not being here to help the Wiki, I offer you this away message song. Yes, it's the same 'Believe It Or Not' song that Homestar and George Costanza have sung to before. 

''Believe it or not, ''
''I'm away from the comp, ''
''So leave a message just for me. ''
''I must be out, or I'd IM you back. ''
''Where could I be? ''
''Believe it or not, you're alone! ''

Please, hold your applause. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:Well, Seany-sama, how was England? If you're from Pennsylvania, how come you spell favorite "favourite"? I'm from Texas, one of your other favou—I mean, favorite places. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:28, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)
::I spell everything the English way coz, well, coz I'm so hung up on England. Originally, though, it was a side effect from visiting Neopets and it's just stuck with me. And all those other reasons about it actually being the real and correct spelling and all. And as for England itself... Well, to tell the truth, it's not so different from here, except for the television programmes, when you get right down to it. But, despite being faintly similar, it was a total blast.
:::Did you go to the tower, or the abbey, or the palace? Did you ride the Eye? The last time I was there, I got to drive a car by myself through the cities and highways of Scotland. ''That'' was fun, and not just a little weird being on the wrong side of the road. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:57, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)
::::Me, I didn't really do much of anything a normal tourist does. I went up to stay with my friend, who I met a couple years ago online. We've been planning this forever. I stayed at her house up in Nottingham, so most of the sights I saw were generally A) really cool and loud, 2) around the general Nottingham area, and D) more "fun" than "historic" or "tourist-y". My mum and sister did the whole bus-tour thing throughout England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, and even nipped down to France for a day, though. But I was more content to stay with my best friend than go sightseeing.

==Sound Effects==
I think it's great you're spearheading this project. Look at the formatting changes I just made (putting each table cell on a new line and a space after the align=center part). I think that makes the code easier to read. Also, be sure to link every instance in the last column. A user shouldn't have to search up and down the list for a link. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:31, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)
:All right. Thanks for the advice (and the help). And I just like making lists. I have tons of similar lists on my computer (none are H*R related, though). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Secret==

Yes, it does. I was wondering if someone would see that. you win. --{{User:Bubsty/sig}} 20:41, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)

== Synonyms ==

Um, have you been known to collect synonyms? I saw that in your entry. --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 00:31, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:For some things. Synonyms are useful if you write a lot. That way, you don't come off as boring by repeating yourself. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

So, we all know that. But do you REALLY do that for a livin'? --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 00:33, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:Currently, I don't do ''anything'' for a living. I do it as more of a hobby. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Hobbies ==

I see. Why is that your hobby? --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 00:36, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:I think 'coz I'm weird like that' works best here. Anyway, I have a lot of hobbies, some of which I take more seriously. Some, like my synonym collections, are just for fun. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

I think you're right. If you want, you can tell me about synonyms in my talk page. --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 00:39, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:Well, aside from all those ones for regurgitation, I only collect synonyms for 'crazy'. You can see them all [http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/16326646/ here]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

I remember learning that in school. But don't you want to tell me about it in my talk page? --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 00:57, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:Well, I figure we're already here... Would you like me to move the discussion, then? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Uh, no. Just leave it here. --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 01:05, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:All right then. Maybe we can continue some other time on your page. But for now, I'm gonna go... [[Place]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Okay then. I'll try to log on tomorrow. But till then, I'm outta here! --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 01:13, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

== Note ==

You asked for a note encouraging you to do that work on the Videlectrix games. I have left such a note [[Talk:50K_Racewalker#New_Racewalker_Image|here]]. See also the bit about the music. Thanks for being willing to do this. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:05, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
:Willing, yes... Unfortunately, by the time I got here, it seems someone already added all the music links (although I was able to make a few minor corrections). As to the other bit... D'you want me to just include a new "Official Videlectrix Description" section in each game, or what? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 16:55, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
::Oh, whatever you think is best. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:26, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
:::Looks like someone beat me to the punch there, too. I did get to do some minor formatting, though... Ah, well. Next time, I won't get 12 hours sleep before starting a project. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Thank You ==

Thanks, Dorian. I didn't even notice it happened. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 17:11, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
:You're welcome. Any time. Just remember: CONSTANT VIGILANCE. (And if you know that quote, you get a cookie.) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Yeah! Thanks, dude. First time someone trolled my page :) {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 17:21, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
:First time someone trolled my page too. But then, I was reverting all his edits, so it was to be expected. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::I know that quote. Its from Harry Potter book 4, from Mad-Eye Moody. (Cookie please?) {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:30, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:::<nowiki>*</nowiki>gives Bubsty a cookie* Right in one. =) Noice work, Clanky. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Bottommost vote ==

Hey Dorian. This is a reminder that only your bottommost accept vote counts in STUFF. The one from the upper voting section has been removed. Please review this and make any changes if necessary. Thanks. (And thanks for voting for my revision. :) ) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:02, 20 October 2005 (UTC)
:Oh, okay. I didn't know that. First time voting for a revision... Keep it the way it is, with the vote at the revised version. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::As it turns out, I was persuaded that the revision was wrong, so I split the second half of it into its own item. You should review it an make a new vote accordingly. Sorry for all the confusion. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:49, 20 October 2005 (UTC)
:::Oy. Complication upon complication, eh? And it seems such a simple fact... So, in essence, I voted the same way you did for both facts. Thanks for the heads-up. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Yeah, how did it become such a mess? ;) One last thing (and I'm really not trying to bother you with all this)... Would you like to fix your vote in the [[HRWiki:STUFF/Archive/Strong_Bad_is_a_Bad_Guy#Good_Ol.27_Uncle_Sam|archive]]? If so, then please do so. Just put a note in the edit summary to see your talk page. Or I could fix it for you. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:17, 20 October 2005 (UTC)
:::::Yes, please fix it for me. No one will question it if it comes from you, I've noticed. =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::I swear this is the last time I'll post on this subject on your talk page. After studying the evidence a little closer, it seems the ''drawing'' of Uncle Sam didn't come about until the 1830s. So I changed my vote to the revision. (Not that you have to vote the same way I do, but since we've been through it together ''this'' far, I thought it would only be polite for me to let you know I'd switched again. But I'm ''not'' switching ''any more''... I hope.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:04, 21 October 2005 (UTC)
:::::::Thanks. I didn't realize that. [[User:Shnizzedy|Johnny Baby]] 15:47, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

== Hmm.. I thought I checked that ==

Must not have notice he was already blocked. (I really did check—honest!) {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 04:49, 26 October 2005 (UTC)
:Oh, I believe you. Sometimes it's easy to glance over a name. I've done that sort of thing many times in my day. Nice catch anyway, though. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==I wouldn't put ''anything'' in that yellow man's mouth!==
Yes, your memory of a decision not to transliterate The Cheat Talk is correct: see [[HRWiki talk:Standards#Standardize "The Cheat Noises"]]. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 21:33, 6 November 2005 (UTC)
:Ah, thanks... I can never find that when I want it. And I wonder if that urban legend about a dog's mouth being cleaner than our own even applies to yellow ones. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Defender of the Wiki==
[[Image:defender of the wiki.jpg|thumb|Handcrafted by Fell Blacksmiths]]DorianGray was one of several users assiduously reverting the tsunami of edits of an IP-shifting troll-bot the night of November 11th 2005. For your heroism, this [[HRWiki:Barnstars|barnstar]] seems a small token. And your new Viking name will be DorianGray TrollBane. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 08:00, 12 November 2005 (UTC)

:Many congraturations!!! (Hey Wilbur, mind if I eat the last one?) {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 16:30, 12 November 2005 (UTC)
::Woo! Thanks, guys. Glad to help out. I just did what anyone with the best interest of the wiki at heart would do. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::P.S. Yeah, Bubsty, go ahead. I was just gonna put it at the end of my new card game anyway.

== Yeah...sorry about that. ==

About the Star Wars intro on [[haircut]], I was really tired when I heard that. The "Da Da Da Dear" sounded like the opening notes of the Star Wars main theme to me, at the time. Now it just sounds...not like that.

Anyway, sorry.
-{{User:Houdin654jeff/sig}}
:No problem. I can see how one might think that, but it's really kind of... not that. No need to be sorry. That's the way the wiki works, yeah? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::Oh, come on. A Holiday Greeting most likely to be reverted? It doesn't sound like Chriiiii(st) to you? Listen to it one more time just to make sure. If you don't hear it though, I understand. Or did you revert it because you thought I was being in appropriate? Either way, I understand.

Sorry again.
-{{User:Houdin654jeff/sig}}
:::Yeah, I'm thinkin' more of who it would offend rather than what it sounds like. The page has a history of that revert, and I was just following what [[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] put last time I remember it being reverted (right down to the edit comment). Maybe we could take it to the talk page. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::::Understandable, but we didn't write/say/direct this. I thought we were here to report and act as a reference. I know it will offend a few people, but we're just supposed to state the facts, aren't we? Maybe it deserves a vote.

::::-{{User:Houdin654jeff/sig}}

==quote?==
:As you might have noticed, I have a new quote thingy on my user page. Do you have a quote you can/want to use? Just keep it under PG-13. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 19:02, 1 December 2005 (UTC)
::You came to the right guy, then. ^-^ I have a lot of quotes I use all the time... Let's see... How about this one: "Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow." --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::That is the first time I hear that saying in English. It's far more common in Hebrew. ("Al tidkh'e lemakhar ma she'ata yakhol lidkhot lemakhrataim") {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 19:39, 1 December 2005 (UTC)
::::Really? That's neat... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::Thanks. I'm usin that. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 21:23, 1 December 2005 (UTC)
==award'd==
:So... for being a cool person, (and for being the first person to notice my guestbook), you get the '''thank you award'''.
:Thanks! {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:29, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
[[Image:Thankyouposter.PNG|thumb|The thank you award presented to '''DorianGray''']]
::Thank ''you'', and you're welcome. ^-^ And a very merry Decemberween to you too. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

:::Sorry, to keep posting, but I have one more thing. After counting every single e-mail password reminder I got, (which took a long time), I found out that I got 4992 password reminders. Maybe next time Dorian... {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:45, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
::::Aw, man. Although I hope there ''isn't'' a next time... Ah, well. I'll go change mine to second place. Or "one of the most". Or something like that. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==New Format==
Hey DorianGrey. I was wondering, did you bring up your new format unto Standards? Try to clear it up with them before you implement new formats. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 00:03, 3 December 2005 (UTC)
:Well, actually... It was discussed a lot under one of the Running Gags (I forget which), and was then applied to several other pages. I just was bored and thus decided to take the next step. If I was out of order, sorry. It was discussed with users I respect a lot, so I figured it wasn't too bad. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::If you discussed it, it isn't out of order. Most people didn't like italics, though. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 00:13, 3 December 2005 (UTC)
:::Well, we liked italics better than the <nowiki></nowiki> tags, I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Awww, that's the sweetest guestbook signature! ==

Thanks! :) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 21:53, 5 December 2005 (UTC)
:Any time. Coz it's true. If I had a list of favourite users, you'd be on it. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Really? How come? {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 21:58, 5 December 2005 (UTC)
:::I think it has to do with how you always get those OGGs for the debated wordstyles. That's pretty awesome. I mean, if I could do that, I'd be all the time making my own QOTWs. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Check out [http://www.goldwave.com Goldwave] (if you're a Windows user). It's what I use - all you gotta be able to do is record from your "What U Hear" or "Wave Out Mix" on your soundcard's mixer. STill, thanks. :) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 22:02, 5 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::Wow, that seems complicated. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::It's a relatively simple and yet full-featured sound editor - personally, I think it's just as good as a more expensive package like Sound Forge. Give it a try. :) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 22:16, 5 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::All right, but what do I click on? Is it free? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::::On the main page, click on "Goldwave 5.12 is Available", then in the Download Links section, click on one of the links to download the program. It's shareware, and it will start prompting you to register it after a month (I think). It's something like $40 to register (or at least it was when I registered it, which was some time back). {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 22:26, 5 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::::Ooy. I dun care for shareware... Not if it's gonna prompt me for cash. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::::::If you can't afford the money-cost variety, might I recommend [http://audacity.sourceforge.net/ Audacity]. Or even if you can! This is the best of both worlds: it's free, and it's really high-quality non-crap. I mean, the digital music labs at both Eastman School of Music and UNC have it on their computers. Plus it's open source so it's good karma. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 05:46, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::::::Actually, I already have Audacity. Smileyface pointed me in such a direction, when the .OGGs were being added to [[Sound Effects|my pride and joy]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Nonsense con Carne ==

Hey man! what's up? I didn't even realize [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Stux&diff=215077&oldid=215069 until now] I had [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Stux&diff=210301&oldid=210298 blatantly] ... um borrowed, your [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Stux&diff=208684&oldid=208666 nonsense incarnate line]. My my, no wonder I was coming up with such "great ideas". --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:33, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
:Great minds think alike? Or it could simply be that "nonsense incarnate" is simply such a great description of everyone's favourite blue midget Homestar. I, in turn, can say I got it from his [[Homsar|character page]]'s opening lines.
:To be honest, I hadn't even noticed. But thanks for giving credit to me anyways. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==theres water on mars!==
:I just saw this: [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Water_on_mars.jpg PROOF] THAT THERES WATER ON MARS! {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:07, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
::Yeah, there is. =3 Mars has polar ice caps. *checked the link before you even sent it* ;) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::Aw crap. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:10, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
::::...Bubsty. For one; what is the point of this outburst? And two; plenty of people have known for as long as '''I''' can remember that there ''is'' water on the moon. Except that it's frozen. So... Ice. There is icecaps on Mars indeed. {{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 05:11, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::You guys don't get it. look at the picture. it's a joke.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 05:15, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::... {{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 05:18, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::''{Edit conflict}'' Yup. Made me smile. Though it might have been more effective if they had used LIFE cereal, or the board game, and said "Life on Mars." —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 05:19, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::'''edit conflict x3''' yeah, its just a joke homestramy. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:21, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::::I got it. I just commented with "...", because I couldn't believe how spaced of me to not realise that I shouldn't stick my nose into ''everything''. :) {{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 05:29, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::::I stick my nose into everything... ''see!'' Okay, I gotta go study for my test tommorrow. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:50, 12 December 2005 (UTC)

== How could I forget? ==

In answer to your question of how I could forget to link Dot com's name correctly: actually, I forget that sort of thing all the time. I can be pretty absent-minded, especially when I'm thinking about otheer things, like a project that I'm working on. So, thanks for catching that one for me! I probably wouldn't have for quite some time. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:13, 13 December 2005 (UTC)
:No problem. Maybe I'll watch it particularly, just in case it happens again. Or maybe he should just have a main namespace redirect. I mean, he's cool enough. ;) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Thanks! ==

Thank you for reverting the Peasant's quest page. I was trying to revert it, but my mom was yelling at me to get off so I didn't have a chance.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 19:59, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
:No problem. I would've reverted it earlier, but wanted to see if anyone else would get to it first. All about teamwork, isn't it? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Ayuh.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 21:12, 16 December 2005 (UTC)

==Trollage==

Wow. First troll in a while. What a waste of one of the few chances to troll nowadays. The least he could have done is waited until the dark of night, and then moved a million pages here there and everywhere... In any case, thanks for the revert. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 21:18, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
:That's what I'm here for... And it was a pretty sad attempt, truth be told. If I was a troll--which I am not, never was, never will be--I'd make something special of it, since the chance is rare, like you said. (Hopefully, we're not giving anyone any ideas. Although, my talk page and user page are rarely looked at, so there should be no problem.) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Oh, and just for the record, we actually had a similar incident of vandalism only about a week ago, when someone decided to blank portions of [[Homestar Runner]] (a similarly feeble effort, quickly reverted). So it actually hasn't been all that long. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:30, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
:::Haha, yea, I saw that one. I think it was Jay that got him. But the block log has been pretty sparce as of late, there's only been like a dozen blocks (3 or 4 because of trolls) since NSMC. I feel kinda special to have been able to block one of the few trolls in the past while. And yeah DorianGray, you gotta watch for 'em. Take it from someone who once was one - Trolls are a sly bunch. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 21:34, 19 December 2005 (UTC) DorianGray's mother was a hampster, and his father smelled of elderberries!
::::Oh, yeah... That one totally slipped my mind. Shows how pathetic it truly was, yeah? And not all are such a sly bunch, yeah? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] (I use the word "yeah?" too much, don't I?)
:::::Actully, it was PFloyedPotter who did the blanking, and *ahem* ''I'' reverted it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 21:57, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::Funny, that's not quite how I remember it... nor how the history of that page remembers it... {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:59, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::Oh. *turns red* Then it was me who put him on the offenders list. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 22:57, 19 December 2005 (UTC)

== thanks ==
:Thanks for putting me on your fav users list. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 22:46, 23 December 2005 (UTC)
::^-^ Any time. But ''shh''! It's a secret! =P --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::Ditto. :D {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 01:55, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
::::SHH! How do you people keep finding this? =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::I was seeing how you made the unnofficial QOTW, and saw it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:50, 25 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::Peekin' at the secret inner workings of my page, eh? =3 Well, that's why I have it. Speaking of my QOTW, I should make some more of those... I only have enough to last 'til, like, February. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::::I'd like to take credit for having found the list minutes after it was created. Not exactly hard, though, since I ''was'' patrolling the recent changes at the time. But I decided not to mention it, since you said it was a secret. I guess not no more! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:59, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::::And I thanked you for it on the IRC chnnel, so that counts too. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 06:29, 28 December 2005 (UTC)

==Reverts==
I would like to help out the site. Can you tell me how a revert works? [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]
:Sure I can! When a page has been trolled or had a bad edit made, the simplest way to change it back is to revert it. Each page has a history of every edit made to it, see. Up at the top, you'll notice a little tab marked "history" (it's the fourth from the left, usually). Click on that and it'll bring up a page of all the edits made to that page, most recent ones on the top. Find the version you want to change it back to and click the date for that version. This will bring that version up in the window for editing. Just type "reverted" or "rv" (or "rv/v" for vandalism) ito the edit summary box beneath it and hit "save page". And that will correct the whole page! I hope that helps. If not, check out the [[Help:Contents|Help pages]] for more information. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Danke ==

Thanks for reverting my user page from that vandal. That's a first for me, getting vandalised. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:19, 2 January 2006 (UTC)
:Well, I certainly wasn't going to just leave it, yeah? Oddly, I've reverted several people's first trollings. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Sure, I knew you wouldn't just leave it, but I thought I'd still thank you. I suppose with my revert-happy trigger finger I'm probably getting vandals mad at me by now and it was sure someone would come after me. Great way to celebrate the new year, don't you think? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:14, 2 January 2006 (UTC)
:::Happens all the time. If you check the Contribs of trolls who vandalise userpages, I bet most will have another edit that was reverted by the same person whose page they ruined. I know this coz it's happened to me several times. It's nice to get back in the trenches again, though, isn't it? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::That's what I'd always thought about that (I remember one vandal who wrote an obscene message about Thesmokingmonkey after he made a revert). Which I find interesting, since I'd never reverted anything by this guy. He seems to have been nothing but a troublemaker: he just want after me and [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] for no obvious reason. But I had always figured it would happen someday. And yes, it's good to be back in the trenches. I love reverting crappy edits again! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:33, 2 January 2006 (UTC)

== Happy New Year! ==

I know it's a little late, I just wanted to wish you a happy new year, and may you finally beat Stinkoam 20X6! {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 10:20, 2 January 2006 (UTC)
:Thankies. And I'm getting pretty good at the -0 levels... I can get to somewhere 'round the middle of -0.2 (I think that's the one). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Happy also late new year! {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:28, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
:::And the same to you, my friend! ^-^ --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
Happy very, very, very, very, very, very, very, etc. with the verys, late New Year.{{User:LePorello/sig}} 02:15, 10 January 2006 (UTC) P. S. I'll help you with Stinkoman 20X6 if you need it. I'm just a click (cool click sound) away. (Though I'm not on the Wiki as often as I would like. Booooooo.)
::Ten days. That's ''very'' very. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:19, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
:::Better late than never I always say. =D And my main problem with Stinkoman (aside from how small the life bar is, but that can't be helped) is that I have a slow response time. It's like, "Hey, that thing shot me. I'd better move in case it does it again." --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Drawing of Darth Katana X ==

Yo, Dorian. I was wondering if you would draw a picture of Darth Katana X for my profile. I see by your guestbook entry and your deletion of AbdiViklas' note on John Reuben that you've seen my profile. You can read up on my Sith Apprentice there, if you haven't already.

He looks like Inuyasha dressed like Darth Vader, but he's only wearing Vader's headgear. And he has a big, glowing Katana Sword. So, would you mind drawing that? Because that'd totally rock - thanks one million! {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
:I'd be totally willing to give it a try, although I can't promise top quality. But I shall still try! DorianGray never backs down from a challenge, believe it! I'll get on that first chance I have. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Awesome! Thank you! Supashi-bo! {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
:And now it is complete. You can see the pic on DeviantART, complete with my comments, [http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27817918/ here]. If you want to direct link to it, it's also on [http://photobucket.com/albums/v203/andsean/?action=view&current=DarthKatanaX.jpg PhotoBucket]. Feel free to copy and resize as you see fit. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

That is so cool! Thanks so much for taking the time to draw my character. I'm-a post that on my user page. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
:Oh, any time. Glad to to it. Also glad you like it. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== You've won the Platypus Award!==
Yay! You've won the Platypus award! Congradgulationsingtonish! This award is really for you're help with my userpage, finding most of the Homsar quotes. Enjoy![[Image:platypusaward.jpg]]
:Ooh, many ''mahalos''. I was glad to do it. And if you need any help again in the future, don't hesitate to give me a ring. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Ha ha ha! ==

Your Quote of the Week with Homestar saying he doesn't wear Marzipan's skirts anymore was hilarious! Keep it up, man! [[User:Nintendostar_Runner|Nintendostar_Runner]]
:Yeah, I liked that one. I should get to work collecting more. I only have enough to last for February... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== lol ==
:I burst out laughing when I saw [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk%3Ainterview&diff=244754&oldid=244747 this]. It's just funny to think of someone gnawing their leg off all the time. [[User:Thekillerdynamo|Thekillerdynamo]] 20:48, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
::You'd probably run out of legs awfully quickly, too. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Vandals ==

Yes, um, the Welcoming page said to welcome people no matter what. (Trust me, it's there). But, um, sorry 'bout that. I'll stop for the day. (or week, if needed) [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry]] 02:07, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
:Hmm. Maybe we need to change that...? I'll bring it up at the next board meeting. =P --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:K [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry]] 03:26, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
::Anyways, good luck. It's at least a good thing that you read the policies and stuff. I'm sure you'll do [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|HG HJHG HAAAALL right]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::I learn'd a new word! WoW. Cool. Also, I made another poll. [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry]] 01:07, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

== MLS QOD ==

Hey DG, how'd you get the Old-School Homestar for your newest quote? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 14:39, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
:I actually took a screen shot from... [[personal favorites|personal favourites]], I think. I cropped out everything but his head, and rotated, resized, and/or flipped it 'til it was layered perfectly over a normal Quote of the Week box with the current Homestar in it. And there it was: one old-school Homestar quote. However, since my editing software is now kaput, I can't do any more specialised quotes like that. Ah, well. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::What do you mean kaput? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:36, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
:::It won't load anymore. Click it, nothing happens. Also, since all PNGs are saved to open directly from that program, now if you wish to open a PNG, you have to right click and find "Open With..." and open it with something like Picture and Fax Viewer or Paint. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Verboten ==

Re: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki_talk:A_History&curid=15714&diff=255319&oldid=255315 this edit]: Or, to put it another way, "If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!" {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:02, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
:Yes, quite... =3 That one never occurs to me 'til later, though. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== You won! ==

Combolations on winning the Object of the Week! You get these fine leather jackets. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 23:01, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
:Oh, awesome. My very own these jackets. ''Mahalo.'' --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Oops ==

Well, good grief. Many apologies, DorianGray. How foolish of me; I really have no idea how that happened. Man, I need to take a wiki-vacation or something. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 22:29, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
:No problem. It was easily fixed, although I admit I did have a sudden heart palpatation when I saw it on Recent Changes. It's easy to get confused when the RC is all clogged like that. Keep on doin' your thing, man. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Thanks for understanding. My heart, too, had a bit of a shaking when I realized what I had done. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 22:35, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
::Wait, what did he do? Just wondering why you guys are having heart palpatations. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 22:49, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
:::He accidentally blocked me for a few seconds during a big flood of vandalism. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Clarifying edit summary ==

[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:InterruptorJones&curid=714&diff=265592&oldid=265588] That's the user list from the 'Tavi Wiki. I guess Jones copied that here in case old.hrwiki.org ever goes off line. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 06:43, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
:Ahh... I figured it was something like that. Thanks for clearing that up. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Parody wiki ==

Go [http://hrwooky.wikicities.com/ here] I'll make u a sysop --{{User:The thing/sig}} 19:44, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:No thanks, for the same reasons as [[User talk:E.L. Cool#Parody wiki|E.L. Cool]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Userboxes (and more!) ==
Yeah, DG. I ''saw'' what you did with the userbox that ''I'' added. It's OK; I found it prooty humorous. And I remember you being blocked on the 9th. I actually saw the unblockage first, and I thought, "Huh? How'd Dorian get blocked?" [[suntan|HEE HO HEE!]] Oh, and is it OK if I use your "tomorrow" quote on my page. Keep up the good work! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 16:57, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
:A) Glad you don't mind. It was a little long, and it's actually how I feel. o_o I'm gonna be twenty in 5 months exactly, and I feel ancient. 
:2) Yeah, the block was pretty freaky. I had a premonition I'd end up on that list somehow, but I don't do anything bad. So that's that, then. 
:D) Sure it's fine. =3 I love that quote. It's the procrastinator's creed. 
:Keep on tranglin'. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Weird ==
You know, just now you reverted 3 pages that I was also reverting. Weird huh? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:45, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
:Yep, that happens when two good users are fightin' an annoyance together. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Yeah. Hi-five, man. ''(loud clap)''{{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:49, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

== HELP!!! ==

SOMEBODY MESSED UP TAMPO'S WELCOME MESSAGE HE SENT ME!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED???????????????? --Not a Robot
:It was a persistent vandal around here by the name of Dr. Who. Don't worry, I fixed it. It's very hard to do permanent damage around here, especially with such vigilant users. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Hacking ==

I think someone hacked onto my compy. [[User:Some stupid idiot]] somehow came up on my watchlist, but I didn't even know it existed! Please tell me it's a problem with Mediawiki. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 20:56, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:Do you watch [[User:FireBird]]? Someone tried to move FireBird's page to that name, which is probably why it came up in your watchlist. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Oh, wait, I DID put his talk page under my watchlist because I was waiting fo a reply. Thanks! {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 21:00, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::No problem. Glad to alleviate your fears. =) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Thank You Again==

Thanks for rv-ing the vandalism to my userpage. {{User:Granola/sig}} 22:52, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:You're welcome. Glad to do it. =) I mean, not, like, glad to see vandalism. Like, glad to help out the wiki any way possible. You know. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Yeah, I know what you meant. It's kinda ironic, really, that Dr. Who vandalized ''my'' userpage. {{User:Granola/sig}} 22:54, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::Ironic in what way? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Ironic that he would vandalize a former vandal's userpage. {{User:Granola/sig}} 22:58, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::Ah, yes. Who knows, though, maybe you'll get to revert him. Then he'll be ''reverted'' by a former vandal, and that's almost poetic, I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::Then he'll revert TARDIS, the next vandal to come along. :=) {{User:Granola/sig}} 23:03, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::::And so on, until it makes a cycle, and Willy on Wheels and NSMC are simultaneously reverting each other. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::::Then it turns out that Willy on Wheels was Jimbo Wales all along, and NSMC was JoeyDay all along, LOL. {{User:Granola/sig}} 23:22, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::*Gasp* WHAT?! Oh, scandalous Nah, I'm just kidding. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 23:36, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::I've always wondered if Willy was Wikipedia co-founder Larry Sanger, who left the project and turned against the idea of such a site. {{User:Granola/sig}} 23:40, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::Sorry for hijacking your talkpage. {{User:Granola/sig}} 23:40, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::::No, I don't mind. It's very quiet tonight. This helps. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Oh, well if it helps, this is another false alarm. {{User:Granola/sig}} 05:41, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

== Pizza ==

Did you eat pizza? --{{User:The thing/sig}} 22:57, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
:Not today, but I've been thinking about it an awful lot. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Why? ==

Why did you remove my picture from the halloweener page? You gotta give me some credit. I'm a full wiki member, and I don't deserve to have my image deleted. Also, if you think it's ugly, keep it to yourself. Sorry, but I don't find this very respectful.
[[User:Chess Cheese|Chess Cheese]]
:It's not relevant because tons of people do fanart of all sorts of toons all the time. That doesn't make it necessary to mention in an encyclopedic knowledge-base. It's nothing against you. Anyone's would be deleted. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Well, this is a big slap in the face to art.
[[User:Chess Cheese|Chess Cheese]]
:Sorry, but that's how things are. Maybe you should check out our [[HRFWiki:Main Page|Fanstuff Wiki]]...? That's the creative companion to this wiki. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Squeaketycoo==
On the other hand, can we hold up just a sec on the unsqueaking? I think there ''are'' a few times when it's okay. After all, Strong Bad does call "a little yellow squeaky thing". Specifically, if he makes a ''single'' noise, like "Meh!", that isn't exactly a scream, then I think that could best be called a squeak. It's more wieldy than '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes a The Cheat noise}''. Also [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=The_Best_Decemberween_Ever&curid=1024&diff=297773&oldid=297028&rcid=244845 this] seems like a good candidate for squeaking: the intent is to say he "sings along," but what the Cheat does can't really be called singing. About the best thing it can be called, then, is squeaking. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:23, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
:Well, there's pretty much nothing left to correct anyways, so I can definitely hold up for a while. =3 Fix whatever you like; I guess there ARE some times when it's okay, like you said. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Cool. I think I'll just revert a few on the basis of wieldiness. For the record, the [[HRWiki talk:Standards#Standardize "The Cheat Noises"|original crusade]] was to correct instances where people had tried to transliterate The Cheat noises into our alphabet. If you see any of that still around, a small train needs to be dropped. At least a caboose. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:28, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
:::I always look out for those. I think that's actually referred to a few entries earlier up my talk page. Along with putting words in his mouth. Always watch out for those, I do... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
==Hi, Dorian!==
Hi Dorian, I saw you wondered about my name. Well--in short--I made it up. It's basically the name I use everywhere, unless it's more formal (in which case I use the long form, Katori), or in the rare case where there's something better (like Coach Z on BHZ's forum ;)). I made it up a few years ago. Occassionally I use it in stories as well. :) Nice to meet you!! --[[User:Kato|Kato]]
:Likewise. =) I have a character named Kato, who's one of my most popular creations, is why I asked. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Awsomeness! ==

You like the same shows and games I like! =D (i.e. Kingdom Hearts, Drawn Together, Seinfeld, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Paper Mario Thousand-Year Door, the list goes on and on!) {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 05:58, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
:Cool-cool. =) Those are all among my favourites. Nice to meet another fan, yeah? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Yeah, I'm a PM:TTYD fan, too. Oh, and I consider it your fault that I'm now addicted to El Goonish Shive. =P - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}
:::Hehehe. I do what I can. And you're not the first to express a similar sentiment to me. =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Countervandalism ==

[[Image:colonelhomestar.PNG|thumb|Prepare to feel the fluoride sting of the DorianGray!]]
Hey Dorian:

I wanted to let you know that you are one of the best countervandals I've ever known. Before I was a sysop, I remember how often the two of us were working together to stop a persistent vandal. Since I became a sysop, I find myself blocking vandals after being alerted by your reverts.

You've already received the Defender of the Wiki barnstar for revering NSMC, but I felt it was time for you to get a little more recognition: not for one act of countervandalism, but for a long history of defending this wiki. I'm leaving you this image to let you know you'll always be a colonel in the Homestarmy in my mind. Keep up the good fight, man. Constant vigilance! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:10, 29 April 2006 (UTC)
:And the same to you. =) I'm happy to help any way I can, and will continue to do so as long as I can. ^-^ Thanks very much for the recognition. It makes me feel special. I'm glad to be part of such a dedicated wiki, and to know such dedicated users. May you continue to great things too. =) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== You Following Me? ==

i was reading over my talk in random things, and ive gotten a lot of responses from you. thanks! now i know that other people patrol the recent changes pages:)-{{User:Homsar7/sig}}
:Oh, yeah. Lots of people do. That's pretty much how I spend my day. Checkin' the recent changes for stuffs. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Hawaii==
Since you wanted to know about Hawaii so bad I am making a Hawaiian Journal On my Talk page and Day 1 is up.{{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 23:08, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
:Cool. I'll definitely have to take a look. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
== Once again...==
Like the other countless vandalism reverts you've done, someone has to thank you. So I will. :) Seriously, you astound me with your amazing abilities to represent the wiki like you do. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 19:52, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
:^-^ I jus' do what anyone with the best interest of the wiki at heart would do. *sweatdrop* An' I did mess up a little towards the end there, if you check the move log. Shh! Is a secret. o_o --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::LOL. Heimstern, we've got a possible vandal, and he doesn't seem stable...</useless gossip> — {{User: Seriously/sig}}
:::Nah, I jus' misread the move log entry and thought he'd moved my page, so I hit the revert. Then realised that was the entry for [[privileges]] I'd just done. So I had to re-revert it. Happens to the best of us sometimes... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Heh. I saw that error during that mess. Wasn't going to bring it up, but since you did... Well, you might be interested in [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Fhqwhgads&diff=prev&oldid=282268 this edit]. Heh. I was a little new to the rollback button at the time. :-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:04, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
:::::Y'know, that reminds me of something Has Matt? and some others did a while ago in the sandbox...gimme a sec to find it, it's really funny. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 21:07, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
::::::[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=251699 Here] it is. It includes sysops reverting vandalism fighters, Kilroy sailign the ocean blue, and much, much more! :P — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 21:10, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Hehehe, I remember that... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==[[Homestar Singing]]==

Thanks for the help with the formatting and writing style on that page. - [[User:Totoro|Totoro]] 19:44, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
:Oh, any time. I love to help out where I can. And it's a neat page, too. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Copyright category ==

Hey Dorian. It looks like you found a good category for that category. Just so you know, those templates are some advance work I'm doing in preparation for our switch to MediaWiki 1.6. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:07, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
:Yeah, I wasn't planning to tag anything with them. Although, I do have a question. Is there anything you'd tag [[:Image:Darkfire Taimatsu.PNG|my personal image]] with? It's art a friend of mine drew, so it really doesn't fit anything that ''I'' know of... Also [[:Image:DarthDrawing.jpg|the one]] I drew for Darth Katana X. Anything you'd class those under? I've been wondering for a while now... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::I think the path of least resistance would be to slap a {{tl|permission}} tag on 'em. I should point out that there are others with way more experience than I when it comes to image copyright tags, so you might could get a better answer. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:20, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
:::I'll put that on 'em, then, unless/until someone else finds something better. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Well, unless your friend specifically agrees to release the rights to the picture, {{tl|permission}} is the most appropriate template. There's basically 3 types of image tag: 1) The owner says we can use it ({{tl|permission}}) II) The owner says anyone can use it ({{tl|gfdl}}, the Creative Commons licenses, etc) C) The owner hasn't said we can use it, but we're using it anyway under Fair Use ({{tl|web-screenshot}} et al) (plus the tags that say "we really shouldn't be using this", like {{tl|no license}}). This image is clearly under group 1, (unless your friend wants to move it into II). {{User:Phlip/sig}} 05:36, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
:::::I can ask her. Right now, even. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::She says she'd prefer it left as {{tl|permission}}. So that's all good then. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Sorry ==
I don't think I said this or not, but you know when I created those sockpuppets on here? Well if you do then I am sorry for trying to trick people into thinking that I wasn't making them. Do you forgive me?--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 21:00, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
:Apology accepted. =) The important thing is that you learned from your mistake, right? Not gonna do it again, yeah? =) That's what really matters. We can be quite forgiving 'round here, I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Unless your name has NSMC or ON WHEELS in it. And yes I did learn my lesson.--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 21:50, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
:::That's true. We don't have much forgiveness for those guys. They don't learn, or try to reform. Unlike you, eh? Good luck to you, and all your wiki...ing. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Wiki ==
How do you say Wiki?--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 21:56, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
:Some say "wick-ey", some say "wee-kee". I say the former. (See [[Wikipedia:Wiki|wiki]] at Wikipedia.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:59, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
::Me personally? I say it "wee-kee". It's from the Hawaiian ''wikiwiki'', which means "quick" (refers to how easy it is to edit on here). So I use the pronounciation that's directly from the Hawaiian root, mostly due to my slight obsession with Hawaii. However, for some reason, I pronounce "Wikipedia" as "wick-i-pee-dee-a". --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::I say it the same way. Which is why I was wondering. Thanks again.--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 22:03, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
::::Any time. Always glad to help, if I can. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::"Wee-kee-pedia" is really hard to say... {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 22:08, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::I've always thought wick-ey has a nice ring to it. --[[User:Garfunkel|<TT>Garfunkel</TT>]] 22:09, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Due to a certain locational obsession ''I'' have, I've occasionally pronounced it "vee-kee". :-) But not usually. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:38, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::::Here's a fascinating piece of trivia for you: [[Mike]] pronounces it "wick-ey" (cf. [[animal]] DVD [[animal#Commentary Transcript|commentary]]). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:18, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::That is neat. =) Cool to know, as I have no DVD access myself. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::::::Aw Hebrew don't have a letter for the W sound, some of my friends say it like Viki. I usually switch back and forth from W to V, depends who I'm talking to. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 05:27, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::::Then there's always the less common "Why-Kai" (Sounds like [[Wikipedia:Wi-Fi|Wi-Fi]]). Though I don't usually use it, it still sounds pretty cool. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 05:51, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::::That, of course, leads to the question "Why not [[Wikipedia:Kai Hiwatari|Kai]]?" (Feel free to choose any other Kai you like, too.) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Senior Prom, I Am The Walrus edit==
Oh, sorry. I thought my computer messed up, so I added it again. And by the way, iTunes Listed the song 'I Am the Walrus' under styx. Check if you have it.
:Sorry, I don't. Maybe they remade it...? (*should look that up*) But it was originally performed by The Beatles. No harm done, though. Catch you later. =) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Have a look at [[Wikipedia:I Am The Walrus#Cultural references]], in particular the "cover versions" bit. I'm guessing the version on iTunes is the Styx cover, rather than the Beatles original. If I remember correctly, there was issues between the [[Wikipedia:Apple Computer|Apple]] that owns iTunes and the [[Wikipedia:Apple Records|Apple]] that owns the Beatles songs... so for a long time there were no Beatles songs on iTunes... I dunno if it was ever resolved. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:37, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
:::Cool... Thanks for the info. That's neat. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== um... ==

hello, i was wondering...as i was reading your page, you spelled "favorite" as favourite". i have a question.

are you english and if so did you enjoy sb_email 22? -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}

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