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Fangoriously — Tue, 23 Nov 2021 00:34:12 GMT

Fangoriously: replaced the page with 'oh, just nothing'

oh, just nothing

Onomatopoeia

Fangoriously — Sun, 08 Oct 2017 23:01:26 GMT

Fangoriously: "oh" to "zero"

[[Image:Soapoperapaper.png|thumb|right|Preeeow...]]
A few '''[[Wikipedia:Onomatopoeia|onomatopoeic]]''' words have been coined in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].
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{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Onomatopoeia !! Stands For !! Debuts As Onomatopoeia In
|-
| align=center | Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!
| align=center | [[Thomas]] hitting [[What's Her Face]] with a bat
| align=center | [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]]
|-
| align=center | Chomp!
| align=center | [[The Ugly One]] cannonballing into a lion's mouth
| align=center | [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]]
|-
| align=center | Shomp!
| align=center | [[So and So]] doing a triple salchow into a lion's mouth
| align=center | [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]]
|-
| align=center | Shoop!
| align=center | [[Cheerleader]] doing a double double whipless mochaccino half caf into a lion's mouth
| align=center | [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]]
|-
| align=center | [[Preeeeow]]
| align=center | The sound that [[The Paper]] made
| align=center | [[autobiography]]
|-
| align=center | [[Voip]]
| align=center | Several noises, such as lasers or other beams
| align=center | [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]]
|-
| align=center | [[Dooj]]
| align=center | Explosion
| align=center | [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| align=center | [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|Sblounskched!]]
| align=center | Squishing noise
| align=center | [[Strongest Man in the World]]
|-
| align=center | Meh
| align=center | Used for various noises [[The Cheat]] makes
| align=center | [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| align=center | Way-o, way-o
| align=center | Coach Z's description of [[The Geddup Noise]]
| align=center | [[geddup noise]]
|-
| align=center | (Heunh heownh heunh heownh) vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk
| align=center | The sound that [[New Paper]] makes
| align=center | [[the paper]]
|-
| align=center | Broodle-broodle-broodle blap-biddle-baddle!
| align=center | The sound Strong Bad's quadruple bass pedal would presumably make if he had one
| align=center | [[death metal]]
|-
| align=center | Jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga JAH JAH
| align=center | Basic rhythm guitar
| align=center | [[guitar]]
|-
| align=center | Meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
| align=center | Hot lixx way up high on the tiny strings
| align=center | [[guitar]]
|-
| align=center | Dou dow da dou da da DOU da dou da dou dou dou
| align=center | [[Strong Mad]]'s bass
| align=center | [[guitar]]
|-
| align=center | Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boo
| align=center | [[The Cheat]]'s keyboard
| align=center | [[guitar]]
|-
| align=center | [[Douglas]]
| align=center | The sound of a sycamore tree branch scraping against a window in [[House of the Brothers Strong|Strong Bad's house]].
| align=center | [[cheat talk]]
|-
| align=center | Wah-Dlah! Wee-Dlah!
| align=center | Broken wheelchair on cobblestone
| align=center | [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| align=center | Hort! Hort hooort! Hort hort!
| align=center | Spooky owl
| align=center | [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| align=center | Cracket! Cracket-dadadadadadada!
| align=center | Creepy crickets
| align=center | [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| align=center | Dwayne!
| align=center | [[Strong Bad]]'s signature shapeshifting noise
| align=center | [[shapeshifter]]
|-
| align=center | HONK SHOOoooo!!!
| align=center | [[Strong Bad]] snoring
| align=center | [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: Concept art is a SCAM!
|-
| align=center | Shaheen
| align=center | The last name of an email sender, interpreted by Strong Bad as a sound effect.
| align=center | [[theme song]]
|-
| align=center | BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!
| align=center | What Strong Bad uses the abbreviation "BFF" for in the story
| align=center | [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]
|-
| align=center | Mow-do-mow! Mow-do-mow! Moodly-mow, moodly-mow, moodly-mow! Meedly-meedly-meedly-mow, meedly-mow! Mow-do-mow! Mow-do-mow, mowdow, mow-dow-do-mow!
| align=center | Strong Bad's imitation of a guitar solo
| align=center | [[concert]]
|-
| align=center | THUCK!
| align=center | Impaling [[The King of Town]] with a spear
| align=center | [[being mean]]
|-
| align=center | Poink!
| align=center | Homestar removing a leaf from the groin of his own statue
| align=center | [[April Fool 2014]]
|-
| align=center | Waughmp Waughmp
| align=center | A synth bass
| align=center | [[Fish Eye Lens]]
|-
| align=center | Cathunk!
| align=center | Bubs inserting the Betaflop-D cassette into the BR0K4W Beigemost
| align=center | [[too cool]]
|}

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Game Shows

Fangoriously — Sun, 08 Oct 2017 22:59:53 GMT

Fangoriously: It makes sense

#REDIRECT [[Game Show References]]

ween14

Fangoriously — Thu, 30 Oct 2014 23:29:33 GMT

Fangoriously: 20 redirects, 1 filename, Battle for Filename Redirect!

#REDIRECT [[I Killed Pom Pom]]

User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!

Fangoriously — Wed, 29 Oct 2014 13:23:18 GMT

Fangoriously:

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User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!

Fangoriously — Wed, 29 Oct 2014 13:21:47 GMT

Fangoriously:

User:Fangoriously

Fangoriously — Mon, 27 Oct 2014 13:21:08 GMT

Fangoriously:

[[Image:Leafblower_Face.JPG|thumb|right|220px|The H3omsar!]]

This main page has thsrhrtdthe email [[virus]]. Weird glitches abound.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homsar]], [[Marzy]], [[Bad Graphics]], [[The Cheat]], [[Cool Shades]], [[Bubs]]/[[The Thnikkaman]], [[Strong Sad]]

'''Place:''' [[Homsar Reservation]]

'''Icon:''' [[Yello Dello]] fhqwhgads

'''Page title:''' "Drop 4364565 on em!"

'''Date:''' Decemberween 386, 20x6

==Button Effects==
*'''[[A Jorb Well Done|Toons]]''' — The djdydyttydt345yh 5rt6jyuk,uithe cursor over the button a second time returns these back to their normal locations.
*'''[[Stinkoman 20X6|Games]]''' &hfdjytfkthe [[No Loafing]] turns into SWF code. Part of [[jytyjtythings back to normal.
*'''[[Strong Bad|Characters]]''' — Homsar speaks in the loud, distorted noise that Marzipan had in the email [[virus]] and tghtfrjhtyscomputer is accompanied by the relevant version of disk media, except with the [[Pom Pilot]]).
*'''[[Strong Bad Clock|Downloads]]''' — [[gfhfjnmghmscreen for [[Edgar|Edgar the Virus Hunter]] covers the whole screen. Thnikkaman (in his [[Powered by The Cheat]] style from [[mile]]) gets superimposed intermittently htjftrjhnfginstead of "Store!", and his head floats to the right and into the black. As soon as his head stops moving it instantly faces to the right instead of to the left. Also, the "Store" button jghfjgyfn, but it will only change size when you hover over the normal-sized icon.
*'''[[Strong Bad Email|Email]]''' — Homestar's head returns to its oldschool drawing style again, and a very misshapen Strong Bad with Marzipan's ponytail appears in the black to the left and says, "Things were just about to startghmhgmvgfnover Strong Bad's mouth and explodes.
**The misshapen Strong Bad has a [[Strong
===Trivia===
*Like the [[Strong Bad Email]] on which the page is based (virus), the navbar is in the same Flash file as thetfrjnghnjnot change colors when hovered over. This is the only instance of this on any main page, aside from [[Main Page 15]]'s E-Mail button.
*You can click on the museum link after it falls, but not the navbar links that it crushes ("sb email" and "contact"). fhqwhgads.
*The sound made when one of the popups opens when you mouse-over Downloads is the same noise Strong Bad made when a "Message Thyme" window opened up in [[marzipan]].
*Until [[Main Page 23]] wanjchf '97]] was the new DSADADIADNOSDNIOADN
*In order, the computers you can get from the Characters button are as follows (starting with the Shotgunned Compy 386):
**[[Tandy 400]] with [[Retro Gaming Character Variations#Bad Graphics Homestar Runner|Bad Graphics Homestar]] from [[butt IQ]] and 5.25" floppy container
**[[Tangerine Dreams]] with the [[crazy cartoon]] cartoon and CD-R spindle
**[[Compy 386]] with System Report (from [[50 emails]], [[The System is Down]], and [[Not the 100th Email!!!]]) taped to the screen and 3.5" floppy container
**Broken Tandy 400 with ghf>combledon".
*When the [[random toon]] ("rando") and [[Podstar Runner]] ("podcast") links were added to the [[HR:main nav.swf|navbar]], The Brothers Chaps forgot or chose not to update this page, as the navbar had to be embedded into the SWF movie in order to make it technically possible for the H*R logo to fall on the "sbemail" and "contact" links.
*There is a Shotgunned Compy in the background, yet if it had been shot, it would seem to suggest that the viruses would be gone.
*The Quote of the Week, dghtbup on the [[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]] for the same reasons.
*When the [[H*R.com updates 2007#Monday, July 2, 2007|takin' a baby break]] [[main page message]] was posted, the pop-up would appear behind Homestar's head.
**This also happened with the [[Trogdor]] and [[The Poopsmith]] [[Wallpaper]] pop-ups.

===Glitches===
*There is a sound glitch in the Characters button. If you repeatedly play the glitched sound by hovering over 'Characters', all the sound in the file will stop for a few seconds.
*If you roll over the Store button 16 or more times, to make it grow, then roll over the Downloads button,hftreferences to the [[Strong Bad Emailfrjgvirus.
**Pop-ups also hfjhnghn
*The "fhqwhgads" sound clip is from [[Everybody to the Limit]].
*Powered by The Cheat Bubs and his line are from the Strong Bad Email [[mile]].
*Homestar's quip of "All right!" is taken from the [[Homestar Talker]].
*Homestar's head turning backwards when going out of the screen may refer to [[Main Page 10]].
*After the Duck Guardian duck explodes, it leaves behind an html script, which was also present in [[Main Page 18]].

==External Links==gnhffth

[[/SIGGY HERE!]]

==Everything else==

My official nicknames are Fangy and Fang.

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User:Fangoriously

Fangoriously — Sun, 26 Oct 2014 16:55:12 GMT

Fangoriously: /* My Best Contributions */

[[Image:Leafblower_Face.JPG|thumb|right|220px|The H3omsar!]]

This main page has thsrhrtdthe email [[virus]]. Weird glitches abound.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homsar]], [[Marzy]], [[Bad Graphics]], [[The Cheat]], [[Cool Shades]], [[Bubs]]/[[The Thnikkaman]], [[Strong Sad]]

'''Place:''' [[Homsar Reservation]]

'''Icon:''' [[Yello Dello]] fhqwhgads

'''Page title:''' "Drop 4364565 on em!"

'''Date:''' Decemberween 386, 20x6

==Button Effects==
*'''[[A Jorb Well Done|Toons]]''' — The djdydyttydt345yh 5rt6jyuk,uithe cursor over the button a second time returns these back to their normal locations.
*'''[[Stinkoman 20X6|Games]]''' &hfdjytfkthe [[No Loafing]] turns into SWF code. Part of [[jytyjtythings back to normal.
*'''[[Strong Bad|Characters]]''' — Homsar speaks in the loud, distorted noise that Marzipan had in the email [[virus]] and tghtfrjhtyscomputer is accompanied by the relevant version of disk media, except with the [[Pom Pilot]]).
*'''[[Strong Bad Clock|Downloads]]''' — [[gfhfjnmghmscreen for [[Edgar|Edgar the Virus Hunter]] covers the whole screen. Thnikkaman (in his [[Powered by The Cheat]] style from [[mile]]) gets superimposed intermittently htjftrjhnfginstead of "Store!", and his head floats to the right and into the black. As soon as his head stops moving it instantly faces to the right instead of to the left. Also, the "Store" button jghfjgyfn, but it will only change size when you hover over the normal-sized icon.
*'''[[Strong Bad Email|Email]]''' — Homestar's head returns to its oldschool drawing style again, and a very misshapen Strong Bad with Marzipan's ponytail appears in the black to the left and says, "Things were just about to startghmhgmvgfnover Strong Bad's mouth and explodes.
**The misshapen Strong Bad has a [[Strong
===Trivia===
*Like the [[Strong Bad Email]] on which the page is based (virus), the navbar is in the same Flash file as thetfrjnghnjnot change colors when hovered over. This is the only instance of this on any main page, aside from [[Main Page 15]]'s E-Mail button.
*You can click on the museum link after it falls, but not the navbar links that it crushes ("sb email" and "contact"). fhqwhgads.
*The sound made when one of the popups opens when you mouse-over Downloads is the same noise Strong Bad made when a "Message Thyme" window opened up in [[marzipan]].
*Until [[Main Page 23]] wanjchf '97]] was the new DSADADIADNOSDNIOADN
*In order, the computers you can get from the Characters button are as follows (starting with the Shotgunned Compy 386):
**[[Tandy 400]] with [[Retro Gaming Character Variations#Bad Graphics Homestar Runner|Bad Graphics Homestar]] from [[butt IQ]] and 5.25" floppy container
**[[Tangerine Dreams]] with the [[crazy cartoon]] cartoon and CD-R spindle
**[[Compy 386]] with System Report (from [[50 emails]], [[The System is Down]], and [[Not the 100th Email!!!]]) taped to the screen and 3.5" floppy container
**Broken Tandy 400 with ghf>combledon".
*When the [[random toon]] ("rando") and [[Podstar Runner]] ("podcast") links were added to the [[HR:main nav.swf|navbar]], The Brothers Chaps forgot or chose not to update this page, as the navbar had to be embedded into the SWF movie in order to make it technically possible for the H*R logo to fall on the "sbemail" and "contact" links.
*There is a Shotgunned Compy in the background, yet if it had been shot, it would seem to suggest that the viruses would be gone.
*The Quote of the Week, dghtbup on the [[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]] for the same reasons.
*When the [[H*R.com updates 2007#Monday, July 2, 2007|takin' a baby break]] [[main page message]] was posted, the pop-up would appear behind Homestar's head.
**This also happened with the [[Trogdor]] and [[The Poopsmith]] [[Wallpaper]] pop-ups.

===Glitches===
*There is a sound glitch in the Characters button. If you repeatedly play the glitched sound by hovering over 'Characters', all the sound in the file will stop for a few seconds.
*If you roll over the Store button 16 or more times, to make it grow, then roll over the Downloads button,hftreferences to the [[Strong Bad Emailfrjgvirus.
**Pop-ups also hfjhnghn
*The "fhqwhgads" sound clip is from [[Everybody to the Limit]].
*Powered by The Cheat Bubs and his line are from the Strong Bad Email [[mile]].
*Homestar's quip of "All right!" is taken from the [[Homestar Talker]].
*Homestar's head turning backwards when going out of the screen may refer to [[Main Page 10]].
*After the Duck Guardian duck explodes, it leaves behind an html script, which was also present in [[Main Page 18]].

==External Links==gnhffth

[[/SIGGY HERE!]]

==Non-Main Page 22 stuff==

My official nicknames are Fangy and Fang.

[[Special:Randomredirect|Spin the redirect randomizer!]]

Miss the fanstuff wiki? Try [http://fanstuff2.referata.com/wiki/Main_Page Fanstuff Wiki 2].

I am Leilana Lappy on Test Tools Wiki.

[[File:sbcaptcha.png|thumb|I thought this was pretty cool.]]

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Pom Pom's Girls

Fangoriously — Sun, 05 Oct 2014 01:05:26 GMT

Fangoriously: /* Complete Filmography */

[[Image:Pom Girls.PNG|thumb|150px|Three favorites]]

'''Pom Pom's girls''' are [[Pom Pom]]'s 27 [[Wikipedia: girlfriend|girlfriends]]. Pom Pom is often seen talking to them on [[Cell Phones|his cell phone]] (and likely his [[Pom Pilot]]). The girls have the orange, oval heads of [[Poms]], but the bodies of humans. Despite having a Pom head, the girls giggle in a human voice, rather than the bubbling noises used by Pom Pom.
However, even though he is said to only have 27 girlfriends, in [[SBCG4AP]] it is said that he draws the line at about 100 girlfriends.

==Complete Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' [[Homestarloween Party]]
*[[Pom Pom#Character Video Transcript|Pom Pom's character video]]
*Email [[boring (really)]] (Easter egg)
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*Email [[pet show]]
*[[Fish Eye Lens]]

==See Also==
*[[Strong Bad's Ladies]]
*[[Cheerleader's Boys]]

[[Category:Inside Jokes]]
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Pom Pom]]

Fish Eye Lens Visuals

Fangoriously — Sun, 05 Oct 2014 00:50:36 GMT

Fangoriously: Everything looks better with a fisheye lens!

These are the visuals shown during [[Fish Eye Lens]].

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=300 | Lyrics !! width=600 | Visuals
|-
| Woke up this morning in a rap song video || Strong Bad walks to the left by [[the couch]]. A sun with a face is in the corner.
|-
| Can you help me with my hip-hop ditty, yo? || A flat-looking Coach Z is rolled out from under the couch. After Strong Bad reaches the left of the screen, he appears on the right side and walks to the left again. On "yo", the word "yo" appears on the couch, written in [[duct tape]].
|-
| Well, Coach Z, that all depends || Strong Bad keeps walking. On "depends", the screen changes to a pair of hands putting on green mittens with snowflakes.
|-
| Can you get your green mittens on a fisheye lens? || When the mittens are on the hands, the hands and mittens become Coach Z's hands, which then catch a fisheye lens. Strong Bad and Coach Z appear in front of a city background. A synth bass plays two notes as the fisheye effect is seen twice.
|-
| I'm sorry, did you just say, "Waughmp Waughmp"? || The words "Waughmp Waughmp?" appear in a speech bubble next to Coach Z as he says them, and the fisheye effect is seen twice.
|-
| That's right, and you know what that means. I don't! || Coach Z's head spins, and the speech bubble spins and disappears. Strong Bad smiles and leans close to Coach Z. The fisheye effect is seen.
|-
| Things are about to get... || The words "Things are about to get..." appear in a white starburst on an orange background with a brown outline of turkey on a plate. The starburst spins, and the words have an orange drop shadow that appears and disappears.
|-
| bulbous. || Strong Bad appears with his head mostly out of frame on a background with hills and an orange and purple sky with orange clouds. He moves his hands, framing a circle, and a blue circle appears with the word "BULBOUS" on it. The circle grows bigger and pops as the screen becomes bulging and round, with a background of different colored flashing stripes.
|-
| Waughmp waughmp! || Strong Bad and Coach Z appear. Strong Bad punches the camera twice.
|-
| I want a fisheye lens || Coach Z moves closer to the camera and points.
|-
| And make a rap video || On "rap", Coach Z moves his head even closer to the camera.
|-
| With a couple of friends || The screen flashes between normal and inverted colors, ending with inverted colors.
|-
| It goes, waughmp waughmp! || Coach Z moves away from the camera, and Strong Bad punches the camera on each "waughmp". On the second punch, the colors become normal again.
|-
| All the ladies and mens || Strong Bad moves closer to the camera.
|-
| They know everything is better with a fisheye lens || Strong Bad spreads his arms across the screen, and it flashes between inverted and normal colors, ending with normal colors. The words "FISH EYE LENS" appear, and the fisheye effect is used on them. The words then become normal.
|-
| Hey, that chorus wasn't kidding! || Coach Z appears on a background with blue ground and trees. He points to the camera twice on each sound of the synth bass. Coach Z dances.
|-
| Check out how cool my rap points look! || Coach Z moves so that his foot is bulged most with the fisheye effect.
|-
| With a fisheye lens, you don't need to know how to rap, or skateboard, or do anything well! || Strong Bad, wearing orange square glasses, slides to where his mouth is already floating. He is next to a podium with the word "college" on it, and a projecting screen with "Intro to Fish-eye Lens" on it. The camera zooms in on one lens of his glasses, and the words "Chapter 1" appear on a white background.
|-
| Just put the camera on the ground and aim it up || A page turns to a camera labeled "Fig. 1a". It moves downwards.
|-
| And aim it up || The camera points upwards, with a dotted arrow showing its path, at a Strong Bad silhouette labeled "Fig. 5B". Two dotted lines extend diagonally from the camera to the top and bottom of the Strong Bad silhouette.
|-
| My kicks look huge || Coach Z appears on the fisheye screen on a sidewalk. His foot is the most bulged.
|-
| And my crew looks tough || Three grayscale figures are seen, with a Strong Bad-like one in the middle wearing a white shirt and a hat that covers his eyes. The Cheat's head replaces what is seen of Strong Bad's head, and his fist appears with a sparkle on it and "TUFF" written with a letter on each finger. The fist moves closer to the camera.
|-
| We got bulbous hands || A hand, labeled "Fig. 2h", appears on a white background with a camera aimed up on it. The hand bulges.
|-
| And bulbous feet || The hand is replaced with a shoe, labeled "Fig. 2f", and the shoe also bulges.
|-
| Turn your back to the camera || The label "Fig. 2f" is replaced with "Fig. 2?", and the "Fig. 5B" silhouette slides in. The shoe disappears. The silhouette flips so that its back is turned to the camera, and the text on it flips as well.
|-
| Shake those bulbous cheeks! || The "butt" of the silhouette starts shaking.
|-
| Aw, look at that! I've got a considerable rear shelf! || Coach Z appears on the fisheye screen with rainbow bushes in the background. He turns around, and his butt bulges. A flower in a pot falls on his butt, and he shakes it.
|-
| That makes me uncomfortable! Waughmp waughmp || Strong Bad's head floats in from the right, and the words "that", "makes", "me", "un", "comf", and "terble" appear on his mouth. The word "terble" floats to the right.
|-
| I want a fisheye lens || Cut to a red and gray background, with a lens with Coach Z's Z spinning on it and Coach Z and Strong Bad in it on a background with color changing stripes.
|-
| And make a rap video with a couple of friends || On "rap", Coach Z moves his head closer to the camera.
|-
| It goes, waughmp waughmp! || The word "waughmp" appears and bulges twice. It then spins, getting smaller.
|-
| All the ladies and mens || Cut to a bathroom sign with the "women" and "men" figures. The fisheye effect moves to the left, and ends up on the "women" figure.
|-
| They know everything is better with a fisheye lens || Both figures start dancing as confetti falls.
|-
| And once you use the fisheye || Coach Z's feet appear on a skateboard going down the sidewalk.
|-
| Well, you just can't stap || Coach Z leans his head down so that it is visible.
|-
| It used to be kind of expensive || Coach Z holds a "$$$" price tag.
|-
| But then the price draeerrrrrrped || Cut to Strong Bad jumping in slow motion off a curb.
|-
| I jumped in slow motion || Strong Bad lands, and his diamond now looks like a jewel.
|-
| Off the curb || The screen flips horizontally on each word.
|-
| Without a skateboard || Cut to Strong Bad on a skateboard on a sidewalk near The Field. His skateboard disappears.
|-
| That should look absurd || Strong Bad jumps off the curb, smiling, with a dotted line showing his path.
|-
| But with my fisheye lens || Cut to the grayscale "crew", revealing they all have Strong Bad heads. The ones on the left and right are carrying guitar cases. The Strong Bad head with a jewel appears on each member, from left to right, on "fish", "eye", and "lens".
|-
| Hey, haven't ya heard? || The Strong Bad head with a jewel appears on each member, from left to right, on "hey", "haven't", and "ya". It then appears on the member on the left, on the word "heard".
|-
| I got the moves so smooth make ya mom say || Cut to Strong Bad jumping off the curb with the fisheye screen. He spins in mid-air.
|-
| Those are some exceptionally smooth moves! || "Your Mom" appears on a white background, a simply-drawn woman with gray hair and brown square glasses. She says the words. The screen tilts slightly.
|-
| Coach Z! SB! Whatcha got for me? || Coach Z and Strong Bad appear as fish in a dirty fish tank.
|-
| I got the F! I! S! H! E! Y! E! || Close shot of the space between the Coach Z and Strong Bad fish. The letters appear one by one, made out of bubbles.
|-
| Lens! || The Coach Z and Strong Bad fish, as well as the letter "E", transform into the word "Lens".
|-
| Let's pretends I got ten girlfriends || Cut to Coach Z with a top hat and monocle in a space with lights and a soft blue bench seat. Nine of Pom Pom's girls appear one by one, all wearing purple dresses.
|-
| And make amends in my Benz with a fisheye lens || Coach Z kicks up his right foot, and all of the girls except three disappear. He then kicks up his left foot, which has a Mercedes-Benz logo on it, and the girls appear again. Coach Z kicks up his right foot, then his left.
|-
| It goes, waughmp waughmp! || Coach Z spins upside down, and bulges out twice as the words "Tastefully Done" appear.
|-
| I want a fisheye lens || The words "Fish Eye Lens" appear on a yellow and pink city background. They bulge, and then go back to normal.
|-
| And make a rap video || Coach Z appears on the fisheye screen with a background with blue ground and trees.
|-
| With a couple of friends || The words "RAP Points" appear, with the word "RAP" having a pink splat around it, and the word "Points" being written in yellow, pointy letters.
|-
| It goes, waughmp waughmp! || Coach Z's right foot bulges. Cut to the words "Dope Rhymes" laid flat on a yellow brick background. A spatula moves under the words.
|-
| All the ladies and mens || The spatula flips the words towards the camera.
|-
| They know everything is better || A shoe appears on a colored stripe background. It bulges twice.
|-
| With a fisheye lens || A sitting Strong Bad silhouette with a space pattern appears and spins towards the camera. The shoe bulges twice again.
|-
| Man, fisheye lens, I bet you could even make || Cut to Strong Bad and Coach Z with a city background. Strong Bad is holding the fisheye lens.
|-
| lame stuff look cool. Yeah, yeah! || The words "Not a sub-tweeter" appear, with an arrow pointing to the fisheye lens.
|-
| What about tax papers? || A W-2 tax paper labeled "Tax Papin' It Live" appears and knocks the fisheye lens out of Strong Bad's hand.
|-
| Oh, look at how cool those papes look! || Cut to the fisheye screen, where the tax paper is skateboarding on a sidewalk. It jumps and spins on the skateboard.
|-
| How about a pair of tan pants! || Cut to Coach Z. Tan pants appear on his body and flash.
|-
| Ooh! || Coach Z and his tan pants appear on a fisheye screen, with the pants having purple money drawn on them and the words "CA$H" and "'LERS" written on them.
|-
| Somebody say country dish towel! || Cut to Strong Bad in front of Coach Z. He holds up a country dish towel with dark red checkers and a simple red chicken drawing on them.
|-
| Country dish towel! || Cut to Strong Bad and Coach Z on stage, with their legs jiggling. The country dish towel is on a fisheye screen above them. The silhouetted crowd is cheering, while "COU", "NTRY", "DISH", and "TOWEL" appear in lights.
|-
| Ahem! I have an idea of what we could try || Cut to Homestar with fly wings and an umbrella on his hat instead of a propeller.
|-
| What happens if you point it || A Homestar with a Campbell's soup can saying "HOME STAR" for his body comes out of the fly Homestar's mouth. The fly Homestar flies away.
|-
| At a real fish eye? || A hand appears, holding up an orange fish with one bulging eye. A camera points at the bulging eye.
|}

[[Category: Music Video Visuals]]

User talk:Broncotroll

Fangoriously — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 01:17:04 GMT

Fangoriously:

== RIP: The Some Links to Help You Get Started Bot==

''Here lies the bot 
''Deleted 3/12/13'' 
''Some two years after I joined'' 
I pine for you!''

== Weclome! ==

Hey there, Bronco! I'm guessing your name is from [[Bronco Trolleys]]? Man, I'd almost forgotten that thing even existed. Anyways, I notice you were testing things out on the [{{FULLURL:guitar|diff=720167&oldid=718104}} guitar page]... please use [[HRWiki:Sandbox]] for any other tests you want to do, since testing in articles will normally be reverted quickly. Also, check out the [[Help:Editing]] page if you would like to learn more about contributing to the wiki. Thanks, and keep on tranglin'. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:31, 15 April 2011 (UTC)

== Deleting files ==

Recently you said something about wanting to delete a file you've uploaded. You actually can't do that. What you can do is ask for it to be deleted by using the {{t|delete}} template, which will add a box to the page that says the page should be deleted. Hopefully a sysop (i.e. a user who can delete pages) will notice it and delete it for you. For example, you might try writing "<nowiki>{{delete|failed attempt for use in user page}}</nowiki>" in addition to the description. Hope that helps. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 20:56, 20 February 2013 (UTC)

:Why thank you, kind sir! (ONION BUBSSS!!! ONION BUBS!!) Unfortunately, I also don't know how respond properly so I'm just editing my own talk page. These kids and their fangled HTML codes and fancy wireless phones! I clicked the delete template page and it says it is pending deletion. The irony! <<(Sorry about the its there.)
::On this wiki, responding properly is generally done on the same talk page so as to keep all the relevant discussion in the same place. So you got that much right. Each further response is generally done by adding a colon to the beginning of your response, which indents it. (adding two colons indents it twice, etc.) And in order to sign your talk post, just type <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> to make your signature and the time appear. And every template page has an example of itself on the page so you know what it looks like. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 22:29, 20 February 2013 (UTC)
: is one colon alright or do I need to add indents consecutively?
:::''Like this?'' As for signature, {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} I was wondering how to change font size.
::::Like that. We have a limit of twenty pixels in height per [[Help:Signature|customized]] [[HRWiki:Signature|signature]], so changing font size is generally discouraged. You can change the font style though, by adding "font-family:font;" into the span tag. If you want a wider font, you can replace the red text with that font's name. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 03:03, 21 February 2013 (UTC)
:::::Like I said, it can only be 20 pixels tall. Here's a box to tell you how big your signature can be: [[File:sigbox.png]] and [[User:The thing/sig|here]] is a visual example of how to use it. It also has to be a text version of your user name, so I'm sorry to tell you, but you can't use the newly created picture of your name in your signature. Also, you've uploaded lots of personal images in the past few days. Per our [[HRWiki:Personal images|standards]], you're only allowed to keep three of them, and that's if one of them is included in your signature. It keeps things from getting out of hand. Thanks for understanding. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 22:54, 24 February 2013 (UTC)
:::::: Ahh, I was just about to scale it down to 20 px. With text I will only have 3 personal images, as others are unused/ non personal (One on my user page, and two in the signature).

== Signature ==

Hey there Broncotroll, I notice that your custom signature violates a few of the [[HRWiki:Signature|policies about signatures]]. First of all, "Your signature must include a text version of your username, '''with a link to your user page'''." Yours appears to lack the link. Secondly, "'''A background other than white is strongly discouraged''', and any such background must be confined to the immediate text area. Borders or blinking (or '''anything else that gives undue salience to a signature) are not allowed'''". To me, the stark contrast of the black background gives your signature undue salience. Hope that helps! {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:17, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
:Right so I'm currently working on those links (I'm not very good at html) and is there anyway the links don't turn my words blue? I mean, I know there is, but how? Thanks! As for the unique salience, I know I'm bending the rules a bit but I was hoping it would work as it wasn't explicitly forbidden- and I'm going for a very specific 1986 Loz File look. {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 02:53, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
::I can help you out not making them blue if you want. Also, links won't work on images. About the look, that determination is not mine alone to make. (Whisperingly, I personally appreciate the look you're going for.) {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:04, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
:::(Whisperingly) Thanks. Here's the coding (not here anymore) which must be glitchy cause both links appear on the sig page while only one random one appears when I insert my signature on a page. I tried to look at the code for your signature as reference, but it looked like the quadratic formula exploded. {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 03:17, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
::::Thanks for the help! It does work perfectly on the sig page, but only one link works at a time when it's used on other pages (it might just be on my operating system). {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 03:24, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
:::::Actually, when using a link on the page it links to, the link won't work. Meaning, if you use the sig on this page, your talk page link won't work, because this is already your talk page. Likewise, using it on your user page will make the user page link not work. Anywhere else, both links will work. As for how to include your sig and timestamp without having to type it manually, type four tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>). Make sure that in your [[Special:Preferences|preferences]], the "signature" field says "<nowiki>{{User:Broncotroll/sig}}</nowiki>" and that the "Treat signature as wikitext (without an automatic link)" checkbox is selected to ensure that it uses your custom signature properly. Hope that helps! {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:34, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
:::::::Ahah! It'all makes sense now! That does help, I was wondering why the four tilde shortcut didn't work before. Test drive! {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 03:39, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
::::::::Hooray! You did it! {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:40, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
::::::::: Hooway! (Pronounced like Homestar Runner in I can't remember what. DARN IT!) It's getting really difficult to keep track of these colons. {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 03:43, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
An aside, yes. I think my sig is probably the most confusing syntax on the entire wiki. It's because of the gradient and each character needing its own color code plus the fact that it's set up to automatically adjust for various holidays. Many have come before you trying to understand the mystery that is my signature and failed, and many will come after. Or... maybe not. But still, yeah, it's quite a piece of work. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:43, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
:: HAH! An excuse to cut back on colons! I'll take it! I'll take twelve! Wow, I must not usually reference hr that much. It must be the wiki that brings it outta me. Anyway, yeah it looks like general relativity or something. Except in general relativity time slows down when closer to a black hole...- and in your signature, it slows down when, well, reading your signature. {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 03:49, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
:::I took the liberty of fixing the "wacky fonts" for you. It should now look normal even on your user page and here. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:58, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
:::: You monster! Now I'm a solid millenia behind on repaying my eternal debt to you! You throttle me dry, man. << that euphemism needs work {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 10:25, 12 March 2013 (UTC)

==Oh noio stuff==
Do you even know about the oh noio and Bubble?

Talk:Main Page

Fangoriously — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 00:45:11 GMT

Fangoriously: Oh noio!

{{Main Page Talk}}

== אפריל פאָאָלס ==

אזוי, מיר ניטאָ נאָר געגאנגען צו שייַעך-נוצן לעצט יאָר ס אפריל פאָאָלס 'טאָג וויץ? {{User:The thing/sig}}
:18 15934'11 22528895 3109757279757097 42574 1375445 21850'28 1320170! {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}}
::<s>Yoshi yoshi yo-shi!</s> Pas de langage marrant, s'il vous plaît! Je suis un peu déçu que la farce de Poisson d'Avril du dernier an a re-utilisée, aussi. J'ai attendu l'approche de AdQ et avait une des farces les plus vieuses re-utilisée. {{User:RickTommy/sig}} 05:18, 2 April 2012 (UTC)

==38210 1011480==

1375732 676 28152101. 626 1722765793 410 834833482069 1003838 1375732 1058522 41048735. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}}

== XHTML Validation being pushed by non-staff ==

If I recall correctly, Defender1031 isn't staff, and shouldn't be editing other people's signatures to conform to the validation of the Wiki's XHTML DTD, (nor was Homestar-Winner, etc. back before I knew about it as they weren't staff either.) However, what does the staff feel about this issue, as I just wanted to ask the question, "Should non-staff go about changing '''''other user''''' signatures?" I'm not trying to be rude or anything, rather, getting the question off my chest, seeing as Staff are the only ones really allowed to edit others' signatures, even though that reverting would go against the HRWiki rules, but a non-staff member editing another user's page (of any kind) is also against said rules, thus creating a rule paradox, if you will. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 04:55, 25 April 2012 (UTC)
:There's no rule that says that non-admins can't fix the code in other people's signatures. There [[HRWiki:User space#Ownership and editing of pages in the user space|IS a rule]] that says "If you must [edit someone else's user space], it should be for a compelling reason, for example to correct linking errors that might confuse readers or to provide technical assistance." Validation, especially when a signature is actively breaking pages, falls under the latter category. Note also that the [[HRWiki:Validation committee|Validation Committee]] was created mostly as a response to people using incorrect code in their sigs. (The most telling is the section on font tags: "There are many <nowiki>text</nowiki> tags hanging out here and there. '''Many people are using them in their sigs.''' Since font tags are allowed in XHTML 1.0 Transitional, it's okay if people want to continue using them, but they should make sure to enclose the color declaration in quotation marks to keep things valid. However, '''we should try to switch everyone''' to <nowiki>text</nowiki>. This method is much more forward compatible.") Also, if you are somehow under the impression that I have no communication with the admins beyond that which is visible to you on the wiki, you are mistaken. I hope that answers your question. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 06:24, 25 April 2012 (UTC)

== Does a Base64 Image count as an image? ==

Base64 text can be converted from an image to text and back into an image [http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1124149/embedding-background-image-data-into-css-as-base64-good-or-bad-practice via CSS]. Is it still valid to count such images as personal images even though they are text data? As the base64 text does not require as much data to be sent and received as an image does. (Browser processes the information from the text data, rather than download the image data.) {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 04:16, 29 April 2012 (UTC)
:Actually, text-based base 64 encoding is MORE data per the same image than actual image data. Each byte of base-64 data holds 1/4 of the possible values that a byte of image data can hold (accounting for 6 bits as opposed to 8), hence for every 4 bytes of image data, there are 5 characters of base-64 data, meaning, more work all around. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 09:31, 29 April 2012 (UTC)
::I meant sent and received in terms of '''network''' bandwidth, not processing. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 10:06, 1 May 2012 (UTC)
:::Yes I know exactly what you meant, and you are still wrong. For every 4 bytes of image data transferred over the network, base-64 transfers 5 bytes. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 10:38, 1 May 2012 (UTC)

== Creating Accounts is No Longer an Option? ==

I noticed while logging in today that the "log in/create account" button has been reduced to a "login" button, and the page no longer links towards any sort of ability to create a new account. What happened to it? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 06:51, 25 May 2012 (UTC)
:We had to disable it temporarily due to a recent influx of spam accounts. When new countermeasures are created, we'll reactivate the new account making option. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 07:00, 25 May 2012 (UTC)

== Featured content of the day (or whenever) ==

I've [[HRWiki talk:Featured Article Selection#Take-a-break.exe|retired the featured articles]] and have set up the beginnings of an automatic list of daily featured H*R content. The format of this list will change, perhaps drastically, as we experiment with redesigning the entire main page. In other words, if you don't like the format right now, don't worry, it's a work in progress. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:19, 1 January 2013 (UTC)
:I'm actually surprised they lasted through 2012. I've visited the wiki every Monday morning for the past year in hopes of updates, but without fail there was always a featured article. Thank you to those who stuck with it for so long. --[[User:Jellote|Jellote]] [[User talk:Jellote|wuz]] [[Special:Contributions/Jellote|here]] 22:14, 1 January 2013 (UTC)
::It's too bad there is nothing new on the H*R site to bring me here anymore. Thank you IDC for all your work of the years. The fact that your still here shows a lot of dedication. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 14:00, 5 January 2013 (UTC)
:When I want my Homeschool Winner fix, I just come here and hit "Random" and go to some cartoon I haven't watched in five years (I go here rather than the Hamstar site itself because if I get something like Tapeleg I just hit Random again). But that's not what I wanted to say. What I wanted to say is while you're redesigning the front page, you might want to change "Recent changes" to "The latest changes" (I wouldn't call a year+ "recent"). [[User:Stev0|Stev0]] 07:11, 10 January 2013 (UTC)
::First of of all, wow, this is the first topic on this talk page in 7 months. Second of all, for how long will the featured articles be retired? Third of all, Stev0, do you mean [[Special:Recentchanges]] or the opening text in the "What's New?" section on the main page? Just kidding, I know you mean the latter, and yes, I think "The latest ''updates''" makes more sense, too. {{User:RickTommy/sig}} 07:36, 22 January 2013 (UTC)
:::RickTommy, see definition #9 [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/retire?r=75 here], which is the only definition of "retire" that fits FA. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 10:09, 22 January 2013 (UTC)
::::Which is to say indefinitely if not necessarily permanently. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:58, 22 January 2013 (UTC)

==Ronginald==
As I've just noticed from reading the forum, Matt has closed his [[Twitter]] account. So what will we do with the Twitter-related stuff on this Wiki? {{User:RickTommy/sig}} 07:36, 22 January 2013 (UTC)
:Why, we keep it, of course. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:09, 27 January 2013 (UTC)

== possible update? ==

According to the Archive Wayback, There appears to have been an update on January 15, 2013, snd several others back in 2011 and 12... Or is it just me? [[Special:Contributions/65.33.225.225|65.33.225.225]] 13:09, 8 March 2013 (UTC)
:The Wayback Machine is not correlated to when an update was made. It takes a snapshot of what the web page looks like at that time and keeps it. The main page snapshots in 2013 all say "last updated 12-22-10". So there wasn't an update to the website on the dates you mentioned. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 17:11, 8 March 2013 (UTC)

== "The System is down?" ==

Is anyone else able to get on homestarrunner.com right now? I cannot. [[Special:Contributions/65.33.225.225|65.33.225.225]] 11:21, 28 March 2013 (UTC)
:[http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/homestarrunner.com It's not just you! homestarrunner.com looks down from here.] --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 11:25, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

What can this mean? Can it be? Are the Brothers Chaps finally going to bring Homestar back from the grave? [[Special:Contributions/65.33.225.225|65.33.225.225]] 11:28, 28 March 2013 (UTC)
:The site is back up, but I don't see anything new. It might be a false alarm, but keep looking. --[[User:GBAura|GBAura]] 28 March 2013
: We had this scare before. The BC seem to be too busy to update the site but as long as they have steady new day jobs the site will be up. Still, we better mirror everything just to be safe. [[User:Guybrush20X6|Guybrush20X6]] 13:17, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

Over the last 3 months or so, I have been copying the flash files for several of the toons (including ALL of SBemails) to a flash drive, via the "save target as" right-click command. So if the site goes down for good, I will have copies of all of my favorites's. [[Special:Contributions/65.33.225.225|65.33.225.225]] 14:13, 28 March 2013 (UTC)
: Make sure to share them with us in the worst case senario. [[User:Guybrush20X6|Guybrush20X6]] 13:12, 31 March 2013 (UTC)

== You guys... ==

So this year's April Fool's prank is apparently to redirect EVERYTHING? I don't know whether to smack you all or give you a hearty pat on the back and say "good show." --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|That guy that slayed some Kerrek]]. 07:24, 1 April 2013 (UTC)
:I feel like every year I get mad when I see what the April Fools' thing is this year, and then I remember that's the point. {{User:The thing/sig}} 13:35, 1 April 2013 (UTC)
::To edit talk on the main page we had to type in the freakin' URL. And patrolling recent changes is nigh impossible. The only worse prank would be saying the site got updated. Now that's just foul play. {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 19:34, 1 April 2013 (UTC)
Who changed my edit summary? And... How? Show yourself! I found a foolproof way to beat the system and you ruined it! I have the right to spell things however I want, no matter stupid it makes me look! {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 19:55, 1 April 2013 (UTC) Erm... Spinach dip?
:::What the crap?!? So the only way I can coerce our diplomatic relations is through ruining the integrity of this horrible April Fools joke? And I have the who's quantity of optical faculties, thank you very much. AND I DID MY LAUNDRY LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO! {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 20:25, 1 April 2013 (UTC)
::::We can fight this together!!! {{User:The thing/sig}} 21:49, 1 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::Eh, I got blocked... I assumed everyone else did too... When I try to save a page it goes to the compy error page. If this submits it's obviously changed, though. {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 22:18, 1 April 2013 (UTC) I guess it did change. Maybe because dot com realized he was going too far. April Fools is one thing, but disabling all edits completely for everyone who's not an admin is just ridiculous... {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 22:27, 1 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::Alright, that was harsh. Your dedication to the holiday is impressive. And I like the Zelda references. Where's it's a secret to everybody? {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 22:55, 1 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::So, it's April 2nd... Shouldn't this be over? {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 00:03, 2 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::::We usually keep it up until midnight Eastern, often midnight Pacific (or even later). Have you considered that ''maybe'' you're taking this all a little too seriously? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:22, 2 April 2013 (UTC)

==Oh noio!==
The woiki has a gloitch in it! I woint to go to a page but Oi got anoither! -Bubble

Talk:Kid Speedy

Fangoriously — Fri, 31 Aug 2012 20:02:41 GMT

Fangoriously: i am so wrong...

{{featuredarticle}}
== Released someday? ==
Does anybody know when this game is being released?

Probably NEVER. -Kinsey

:yeah, just like those 30 billion other videlectrix games that are never gonna come out. It really bugs me how they have those previews but never have the game itself. --{{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:25, 28 Sep 2005 (UTC)

::I hate to reply to such an old thread, but somebody's gonna pretty soon. So just for posterity... It was just released. Go figure.
<blockquote>We have had a lot of couple people tell us
that they firmly believe 'Kid Speedy' will
never come out. We Videlectrix types would like to
take this opportunity to spit on those people.
After eating a bunch of Skittles.</blockquote>
::They're talking to you two, Bubsty and Kinsey. ;) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 13:11, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
:::That is quite hilarious and has made my night. I love you all. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 02:53, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

== Have you noticed ==
If you qualify in all tracks in the single player mode you unlock the "strong sad mode". I'ts probably the same for the multiplayer mode, but I havn't tried that till now. And what magic we might unleash if we even complete both single- and multiplayer mode with strong sad? Who noes..
Cisz [[User:89.53.24.3|89.53.24.3]] 13:43, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

:I finished Strong Sad mode single player, and got the Kid Speedy ending again - it just didn't tell me that I'd unlocked Strong Sad mode, since I already had it. That wasn't worth it. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 18:01, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

For the fun facts, I don't think that the phrase "wide load" being used to describe someone fat is at all attributed to an episode of the Simpsons, it's been around for a very long time. If anything, it comes from the warning sign put on the backs of very wide vehicles.

== Online? ==

I don't get why when i play online play that everybody else are the fast people. And also, how can it find people '''THAT''' quickly?
: Um 75.18.172.239, I don't think it's actually online.[[User:Geshmalderborgen|Geshmalder]] 15:01, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
::Yep. After a thoraugh [sic] check over the actionscript, I found nothing that suggests sending and recieving data from online-related servers. [[User:Shadow Scythe of Strongbadia?!|Shadow Scythe of Strongbadia?!]] 15:30, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
:Its not online. Didnt you wonder why the other people had names, but you never got to type one in? I'm hoping that that comment was sarcastic.... - DumbMuscle (too lazy/depressed to sign on)
:Rest assured. My comment was indeed sarcastic.
::It reminds me of how the microsoft hearts game says that you're playing on a "network," when really it's just the computer playing. I've seen the "play online" thing elsewhere, but I can't remember where. I thought it was funny.
:::Microsoft Hearts CAN be played with other people over a network, I used to play it back on the Windows 3.11 network in my elementary school computer lab. --[[User:68.10.142.29|68.10.142.29]] 22:34, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

== Regarding the Simpsons Fun Fact ==

I really don't think that "Wide Loading" is a reference to the Simpsons. Wide load is a common sign used on trucks, and the fact tha the Simpsons used the same joke is merely coincidence...
:As long as we're talking about '''non'''-references: It's terribly inappropriate of me to do so, but I can't help quietly musing that "GOB" ''could'' be an ''[[Wikipedia:Arrested Development#Characters|Arrested Development]]'' reference... —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 04:09, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
::Yeah, but "Wide Load" is a joke (a cruel one perhaps) that targets overweight people. It says WIDE LOADING because Kid Speedy is overweight, hence the joke applies to him. It is not a reference to the Simpsons, IMO... just because they both use the same type of joke. It is just a reference to that type of joke. Does that make sense? --{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 23:36, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
:::Abdi: The Gob referece seems very reasonable to me, and so I linked it. And now for some ''really'' wild speculation: I wonder whether "Jill" refers to [[Very, Very Little Girl]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:23, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

==Extra Fast==
Has anybody ever played, and seen these three extremely fast kids, who speed across the race in about three seconds? They're not the three you usually race, they are there too, but this was weird. It was on Demon Rub after I'd beaten the other seven. {{User:Salty/sig}} 15:59, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

:Those are the runners that are tothe left of the screen when playing the flash file. They don't always appear on Demon Rub, they appear on the eighth track after you complete the other seven. They could appear on the first track if you finish all the other seven "not last". {{User:Steve/sig}} 16:25, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

I think they cheat. I think that podium at the end is for the first, second, and third-place losers.

== No like his style ==

Can "NEB" in one of the online mode names be a reference to [[Nebulon|Neb-1]]? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 17:50, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
:Using a seekbar, it seems that the base name is indeed "NEB1". - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 17:54, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

== Cheat ==
Did you know if you go to the flash file.You can skip levels by pressing play.You can unlock strong sad that way faster.

:It's not a cheat, it's a Flash artifact. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 18:32, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

== Front Picture ==

The picture we have now isn't from the actual game itself, it's from the Videlectrix catalog. We'll need a new one.--[[User:That crazy DumDe!|DumDe]] 18:47, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

==Is It Possible...==

...to actually place higher than 3rd? -[[User:GG Crono|GG Crono]] 21:15, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
:I once got 2nd, but I guess it's pure luck, as the other runners' speed is somewhat random. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 21:37, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
::Keeping the green bar at full all the time isn't necessarily the easiest way to gain on the other runners. When you're ahead of the slowest runner, he runs faster. Once you're behind him, his speed slows down to yours after he pulls ahead to a comfortable distance. I don't believe that technique could be used to come in first, though.
:::It's most likely impossible to get first, but I got second two or three times, but it really is mostly luck. {{User:VolatileChemical/sig}} 04:02, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
This might go without saying and all, but it's not difficult to come in first with Homestar. [[User:Danny Lilithborne|Danny Lilithborne]] 04:33, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
Yeah. Those three runners cheated.

== The Cheat Mode ==

Has anyone else got The Cheat Mode? --[[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]] 13:41, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

I've heard of Strong Sad Mode. How in the world did you unlock The Cheat Mode? --[[User:Color Printer|Color]] [[User talk:Color Printer|Printer]] 16:59, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

The Cheat mode?!!? [[User:Choco|Choco]] 01:44, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
:Decompiling the Flash file shows no The Cheat sprites. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::That's like asking, "Hey, have you gotten Toad in [[Wikipedia:Super Smash Bros. Melee|SSBM]]?" ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 15:49, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
:::I've beat Kid Speedy and Strong Sad in both modes and it does not give me anything. If you would care to say how you did it (as I know you don't lie much). [[User:Stongbah|Stongbah]] 21:10, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
::Doriangray, I don't care what bullhonkey you guys use here at the knowledge base, but don't remove my comments. Inside a part of the wall in the loop in the original version and it showed Teh C sprites. I can't find it again or find any use of them in the new version. I saw a single Teh C sprite. Forgot I said anything. --[[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]] 19:23, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
:::(original comment by Dinoshaur, moved from [[#Mom's hair|Mom's hair]]) I decompiled the flash and saw The Cheat sprites in a certain movie clip of the wall in the loop, and I was meaning to say if anyone had got The Cheat mode, I haven't, maybe it's just that it was something removed, sorry for the confusion. --[[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]] 11:40, 16 July 2006 (UTC)~
:::Wait... Did you decompile it, or see it in the game? ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 22:41, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
::::Dinoshaur: Your original comment was accidentally posted further down, in Mom's hair. Nobody removed it, but I moved it back to this section for you. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 23:20, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

== Mom Speedy ==
Does anybody have a picture of Mom Speedy? [[User:큰 뚱뚱한 분실자|큰 뚱뚱한 분실자]] 14:34, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

:I won the game, then used it in [[HRFWiki:The Mu's Stinkoman Comics/17|a Stinkoman Sprite Comic that I did]]. If you're interested in one, you can check that one out. ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 15:47, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

::Oh, and there are no Mom Speedy sprites in the game. ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 14:50, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

== Mom's hair ==

Is it just me, or does Mom Speedy's hair change every time you beat it? I could've sworn it was brown before.... {{User:Salty/sig}} 00:00, 15 July 2006 (UTC)
:Yeah, I thought so too. Maybe it was a 1.new fix. [[User:Bub|Bub]] 00:35, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

== Hybrid Cars ==

I think this new version now makes the third (?) mention of hybrid cars on the website. Does that qualify it as a running gag? Especially since it seems to be associated with Marzipan? First two mentions are: [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] ("Your subscription to Soy... Bread... Tofu... Hybrid... Cars... Magazine") and [[secret identity]] ([[Scarfgirl]] Magazine). {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 15:54, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

== Strong Sad loses speed? ==

I never noticed this in the last version of the game, but playing today, it looks like Strong Sad loses speed faster than Kid Speedy. Anyone else notice this? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:26, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

== Seriously!!! ==

They need to make this game be able to save cookies like Stinkoman 20X6!!! {{User:Bassium!/sig}}
: I agree. And, with that being the case, you should be able to choose which character to play (otherwise, you'd only be able to play Homestar after unlocking him.) Ah, well. This is kinda forumish. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:59, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

== GOBI ==

Is "GOBI" more likely a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Gobi Desert|Gobi Desert]], or the camel named Gobi in the video game ''Banjo-Kazooie''? {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 04:19, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
:I'd go with the desert, considering the camel was probably named for it. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Meet the King of Town. He is a terrific athlete. ==

*I find it hilarious that when I play Homestar mode, usually it's the King of Town that is pulling ahead. [[User:Danny Lilithborne|Danny Lilithborne]] 04:26, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
**It's because the character in the top position (always the KoT when you're Homestar) always tries to roughly match your speed. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 04:39, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
:::I find it hilarious that I can pass a three of them (Kid Speedy, Strong Sad, and KOT) Easily. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 07:52, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

== Anoter Glitche ==

If you play it on the flash kind once I started the 8th level race as my first first race, there were two guys running frantically on the left behind the black line. {{User:Bassium!/sig}}
:They're the 3 racers that zoom ahead of you when you're on the final race (not final as in the 8th one in the list, final as in you've qualified in the other 7)... they just sit off to the left when they're not being used. Outside the frame == not a glitch. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 04:07, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

== Kid Speedy Ending Viewer ==

A friend of mine made a flash file contatining all 4 Kid Speedy endings. [http://stl.dreamerstoday.com/ks.htm Click Here] Should I put it in external links? - {{User:Super Sonic X/Sig}} 17:52, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
:I think we have a policy (or at least a practise) not to put fan creations in the external links (like the cheat version of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]). Sorry. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Besides, you can just use a seek bar to do the same thing. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 20:53, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
:::However, we'll gladly shelter your friend's masterpiece over at [[HRFWiki:Main Page|the Fanstuff Wiki]]. ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 21:28, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

== Spooky Woods ==

Is it just me, or does the special Strong Sad-only track look like the [[Spooky Woods]]? --[[User:Color Printer|Color]] [[User talk:Color Printer|Printer]] 20:56, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

== CRZY ==
Aren't some of these links/explanations in the CPU names getting a bit out of hand? I understand ones like NEB, DAN, LEM and 8BAL, but Miss Piggy? Toad? Full Motion Video? Uh... yeah. I think we're reaching here. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 01:38, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
:Agreed. I've pruned. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:47, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
::I think FMV is Full Motion Video, though. {{User:Stongbah/sig}} 21:45, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
:::FMV can stand for [[Wikipedia:FMV|other]] [http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?acronym=FMV things] [http://www.acronymattic.com/results.aspx?q=FMV too]... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 22:30, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

I just removed the Gumby link for "GUMB". That strikes me as a stretch, considering it could also mean a few other things. -{{User:YK/sig}} 01:20, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

== 12 Stones ==

One of the background music tracks sounds exactly like the beginning of a 12 Stones song, either "Shadows" or "3 Leaf Loser," I don't remember. Can someone help me figure this out? If you heard it you'd understand, there is absolutely '''no''' mistaking it. And 12 Stones is a really popular band (they're that rock band that appeared in that hit by Evanescence, remember?). Can't I just put up that it '''might''' have been inspired by that song when I figure out which song it was? {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
:You can always STUFF it. I recommend you do so with links to samples of the original source material so people can compare and draw their own conclusions. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 00:09, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
::I'll try to get a good sample up. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

== How do you access this? ==

On the Homestar runner website itself?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:14, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

:There's an easter egg in the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|games menu]] - click on the Videlectrix logo at the bottom to go to the [[Videlectrix]] website. Then hit "Game Demos" and there it is. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 04:20, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

== Flash File for the old version ==
Would anyone like me to host the Flash file of the old version of Kid Speedy on another site, and link to it here as the flash file for the old version? [[User:Homsar999|Homsar999]] 01:59, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

== You've unlocked... HomeSad Mode! ==

If you use a flash bookmarklet and scroll to the end, it says that you've unlocked strong sad mode, but it shows homestar running. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 07:41, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
==This game is on homestarrunner.com==
when this game was new it was added to the website only findable by the updates thing later updated when the update was new and heres the link http://www.homestarrunner.com/kidspeedy.html {{User:Mr_nutt/sig}}

== cheatCode ==

From a quick look at the decompiled [[Viidelectrix]] version, it looks like a cheat code seems to have been added. I have no idea how to activate it, but it mentions keypresses "k", "h" and "s" in the ActionScript for button 146.. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 08:19, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
:I saw that before, but I couldn't figure out what the keys were (the decompiler I used couldn't tell for some reason)... It seems it's "press k 10 times at the main screen to play as KoT", ditto for the others. It's been there since 1.NEW. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:23, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
Also fun, if you do all of the unlocks (10 k's, 10 s's, and 10 h's) you can play as Homestar Runner, and in multiplayer mode, race King of Town and Strong Sad. Plus the last track is replaced with a specially themed Homestar Runner Track

==OMG==

I created Foop the name long befor ethis game was created. and it turns out ist is an online name in this game! how cool! {{Foop/sig}}Foop 02:11, 3 October 2007 (UTC)
:Foop is also the name of Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda's evil talking anti-fairy baby in Fairly OddParents. Did you know that? [[User:Deletehead No. 123193|Deletehead No. 123193]] 21:52, 15 November 2009 (UTC)

== Sound Effects ==

The sound effects were made by Paul Slocum, the Programmer of the Homestar Runner RPG. [[User:Sneakernets|Sneakernets]] 23:14, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

== Cheat to beat the game. ==

Shouldn't anyone put in this cheat in the glitches section? To cheat, just pick a race and when you are playing, right click and click on the play tab and it skips the race and shows the cutscene in every race. You can do this over and over again until you beat the Homestar Runner parts which is the ending to the game.
:This is mentioned in the Remarks section. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 00:16, 7 November 2010 (UTC)

== Size Switch ==

I noticed in the Strong Sad ending, he is shorter than Strong Bad, usually in the cartoons it's the other way around.[[Special:Contributions/69.179.130.247|69.179.130.247]] 12:16, 8 July 2011 (UTC)

== NEB1 ==

Regarding [http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Kid_Speedy&curid=5096&diff=732559&oldid=732281&rcid=695071 this edit]. Interesting results on this one. First of all, [[:Image:Neb5.png|it is entirely possible to get NEB results with numbers other than 1]] '''''BUT''''' (a butt!) if you use the Greasemonkey script to jump ahead to the screen where the players are defined instead of going there normally, ''all'' online players are listed as "NEB1". So, long story short: NEB is a three-letter-plus-digit name and should not get a 1 appended in the possible name list and dropped to the four-character portion, but should we note that "NEB1" is the default in some way? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:17, 29 August 2012 (UTC)
:I'm sorry I was wrong... this [[:image:Star_T-Shirt_Close.PNG|star]] is for you... and yes... note that it is the default... ~not going to sign... too wrong...

Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD

Fangoriously — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:48:26 GMT

Fangoriously: What it actually says

{{pn|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}
[[Image:50sbemailsnew.png|thumb|Watch as it cuts right through caked-on [[tape-leg]]!]]

The '''Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD''' is a DVD containing 50 fan favorite [[Strong Bad Emails]] and five "bonus" emails. This DVD was released on April 6, 2009 and costs $12 by itself. The DVD was also included free with the purchase of a [[Store T-shirts#tshirt_5dor|5-dor shirt]] for a limited time. The DVD is no longer available at the [[homestarrunner.com]] Store, but is available at the [[Telltale Games]] online store.

==FBI Warning==

The FBI Warning for Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]

===Transcript===

''{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}''

'''TEXT:''' Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

''{Strong Bad pops up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here's my rousing impression of you people whose favorite SBEmail didn't make it on this DVD: ''{clears throat}'' Wah wah wah wah snot sniff wah.

''{audience is roused}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{bows to the audience}'' A-thank you! A-thank you! ''{Strong Bad pops down offscreen}''

== Introduction ==
[[Image:Clumsyman.png|thumb|"If unsatisfied please return unused portion for a full refund."]]
Introduction for Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Clumsyman, Announcer, An Actual Scientist

''{Clumsyman is trying to hold on to a bunch of sbemail DVDs}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Tired of juggling all those unwanted sbemails?

''{Clumsyman lets out a frustrated moan. A bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits comes onto the screen.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Then try new Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits! Watch as it cuts right through caked-on 'tapeleg'!

''{A section of tile with 'tapeleg' written in a barbecue sauce is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...And works wonders on greasy 'huttah'!

''{A section of tile with 'huttah' written in an unknown food is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away. An Actual Scientist is shown swirling a beaker and a test tube full of red liquid. "Actual Science Lab" is posted on a sign behind him.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' The secret is in the concentrated power of classic sbemail! 'sisters', 'dragon', 'virus', 'your funeral':—

''{The emails show up in bubbly clouds as they're mentioned.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' —they all combine in one hot foaming action—

''{They combine as "HOT FOAMING ACTION!" appears on the screen.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' —that powers away excess sbemails two at a time!

''{A section of tile with 'sugarbob' and '12:00' written in barbecue sauce is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away. A bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits is shown.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits... holy crap!

''{Clumsyman is back onscreen with a bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and gives a thumbs up.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{speedtalking}'' Order now! Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits.

'''ANNOUNCER:''' All easter eggs disabled during play all mode.

''{"*ALL EASTER EGGS DISABLED DURING 'PLAY ALL' MODE." appears on the screen}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' If unsatisfied please return unused portion for a full refund.

''{"IF UNSATISFIED PLEASE RETURN UNUSED PORTION FOR A FULL REFUND." is also shown. Main Menu appears.}''

''{After some time has passed Announcer and Clumsyman are back.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Hurry and act now, time is running out! This inedible offer won't last forever!

''{"INEDIBLE OFFER!" appears as it's said. Clumsyman is fumbling with three uncolored Strong Bad heads. A timer stating "Only 8 seconds left!" appears and counts down to zero.}''

== Contents ==

===Emails===

<table>
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
: 1. [[some kinda robot]]
: 9. [[i love you]]
: 10. [[trevor the vampire]]
: 16. [[band names]]
: 26. [[CGNU]]
: 29. [[superhero name]]
: 35. [[sisters]]
: 36. [[guitar]]
: 41. [[invisibility]]
: 42. [[action figure]]
: 45. [[techno]]
: 53. [[comic]]
: 57. [[japanese cartoon]]
: 58. [[dragon]]
: 61. [[monster truck]]
: 68. [[caper]]
: 69. [[personal favorites]]
: 72. [[crazy cartoon]]
: 80. [[stunt double]]
: 84. [[kids' book]]
: 87. [[mile]]
: 91. [[caffeine]]
: 93. [[army]]
: 94. [[video games]]
: 99. [[different town]]
: 100. [[flashback]]
: 104. [[theme park]]
: 106. [[dangeresque 3]]
: 109. [[crying]]
: 110. [[for kids]]
: 117. [[montage]]
: 118. [[virus]]
: 120. [[radio]]
: 126. [[best thing]]
: 133. [[bottom 10]]
: 136. [[geddup noise]]
: 138. [[space program]]
: 141. [[death metal]]
: 143. [[technology]]
: 145. [[myths & legends]]
: 150. [[alternate universe]]
: 152. [[isp]]
: 155. [[theme song]]
: 161. [[4 branches]]
: 167. [[the movies]]
: 168. [[your funeral]]
: 179. [[pizza joint]]
: 180. [[slumber party]]
: 188. [[fan club]]
: 200. [[email thunder]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

=== Bonus ===
: 50. [[50 emails]]
: 92. [[kind of cool]]
: 119. [[animal]]
: 176. [[hygiene]]
: 194. [[specially marked]]

==== Bonus Menu Transcript ====

''{Choosing "But Wait, There's More!" brings up the bonus menu. "But Wait, There's More!" flies by and goes offscreen left.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' But wait, there's more! You get a second bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits...

''{Two bottles of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits appear.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...the concentrated tub paste...

''{A plastic tub of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...and the 'pointilator' sponge absolutely free!

''{A cursor-shaped sponge appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Plus THESE additional sbemails!

''{Bonus Menu options appear.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
* On the bonus page, if you press right from the Main button three times, a pixelated palm tree will become highlighted. Clicking on it plays [[take-a-break.exe]].
* Pressing right three times with [[space program]] highlighted shows the [[Space Program Alternate Take|alternate take]] from [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]].

==Fun Facts==
*The case depicts [[Strong Bad smiling]].
*The introduction video can be seen on the website by clicking "pine-fresh scent" on the DVD's advertisement on the main page.
*The scientist in the intro video is played by [[Ryan Sterritt]]. Clumsyman is played by Adam Sterritt.
*The opening video contains references to several emails missing from the DVD, including [[tape-leg]], [[huttah!]], [[12:00]] and [[sugarbob]].

==External Links==
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/store/sbemails-greatesthits|{{PAGENAME}} at the Telltale Games Store]
*[[HR:50best_promo.swf|Watch the introduction video]]
*[[Forum:15233|forum thread re: {{PAGENAME}}]]

{{stub}}

[[Category:DVDs]]

The Cheat Other Costumes

Fangoriously — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 01:51:36 GMT

Fangoriously:

The different [[Other Costumes|costumes]] of [[The Cheat]].
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Costume !! Seen in
|-
|[[Image:TheCheatAsHomestar.PNG|150px|Cheatstar Squeaker]] || [[Homestar Runner]] || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
|[[Image:TheCheatAsBad.PNG|150px|Wrestlem'n?]] || [[Strong Bad]] || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
|[[Image:Cheatsuit.png|150px|Just say "Screw all y'all."]] || In a suit || Email [[sb email 22]], Email [[rough copy]], Email [[business trip]]
|-
|[[Image:CheatAsRobin.PNG|150px|To the Cheatmobile!]] || "[[Strong Badman|Strong Badman's]] sidekick" || Email [[superhero name]], Email [[haircut]], Email [[portrait]], Email [[narrator]]
|-
|[[Image:cheat ghost buster.png|150px|When there's something strange...in the neighborhood...]] || A [[Wikipedia:Ghostbuster|Ghostbuster]] || Email [[ghosts]]
|-
|[[Image:TheCheatDweenSweater.png|150px|Um, Plants?]] || Green Sweater || [[Decemberween Email Menu]]
|-
|[[Image:CheatAsEvilK.PNG|150px|Awexome!]] || [[Wikipedia:Evel Knievel|Evel Knievel]] || Email [[monster truck]], [[Awexome Cross 98]]
|-
|[[Image:admiralthecheat.png|150px|Sgt. Cheatar's Lonely Hearts Club Meh]] || George Harrison's [[Wikipedia:Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band|Sgt. Pepper]] costume || Email [[anything]]
|-
|[[Image:TheCheatAsSadLeg.png|150px|It's as if Strong Sad was still alive and with us today!]] || [[Strong Sad]]'s left leg || Email [[impression]]
|-
|[[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|150px|So cottony-tush...]] || Fluffy || [[2 years]], [[lady fan]]
|-
|[[Image:firebert army.png|150px|Yellow Dog!]] || [[Firebert]] || Email [[army]]
|-
|[[Image:pilgrim the cheat.png|150px|A Cheatly Brown Thanksgiving]] || A [[Strong Badia|Strong Badian]] pilgrim || Email [[colonization]]
|-
|[[Image:cheattophat.PNG|150px|Weeeeeeee!]] || With a top hat || Email [[theme park]]
|-
|[[Image:TheCheatAsCustomerAssistance.PNG|150px|Customer assistance needed in an email]] || Customer Assistance || Email [[replacement]]
|-
|[[Image:TheCheatAsTheCheat.png|150px|Now, pretend this is the Cheat]] || "[[the cheat]]" || Email [[replacement]]
|-
|[[Image:minerthecheat.PNG|150px|Happy Cheatday, Ilko!]] || Miner || Email [[cheatday]]
|-
|[[Image:TheCheatHenchman.png|150px|Henchm'n Jorge]] || Strong Bad's henchman || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|-
|[[Image:RabidTheCheat.png|150px|I don't think he's gonna make it!]] || [[Rabid The Cheat|Rabid]] || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], Email [[shapeshifter]]
|-
|[[Image:CheatwithKOTCrown.PNG|150px|The Rodent King]] || With [[The King of Town | The King of Town's]] crown || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|-
| align="center" | [[Image:cheat in cool boots.PNG|"Dang, The Cheat."]] || Cool Boots || [[New Boots]]
|-
|[[Image:salesman cheat.PNG|150px|Ain't that a drag!]] || Door to door salesman|| Email [[montage]]
|-
|[[Image:TheCheatAsRudolf.png|150px|Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?]] || [[Wikipedia:Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer]] || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
|[[Image:titodancing.png|150px|This is the best invention ever!]] || [[Tito]] || Email [[part-time job]], Email [[more armies]]
|-
|[[Image:Cheatinbluedress.png|150px|BLUE CHEAT! BLUE CHEAT!]] || In a blue outfit || Email [[origins]]
|-
|[[Image:cheattowel.PNG|150px|Towel boy'd!]] || With towel || Email [[secret recipes]]
|-
|[[Image:cheatstickynotes.PNG|150px|No one will ever know.]] || Covered in [[sticky notes]] || Email [[secret recipes]]
|-
|[[Image:CheatAsHomestar.PNG|150px|Homestar will be jealous.]] || [[Homestar Runner]] || Email [[do over]]
|-
|[[Image:wet The Cheat.png|150px|The worst thing imaginable]] || Wet || [[bottom 10]]
|-
| align="center" | [[Image:Pale The Cheat.PNG|Chocophobia: The fear of Chocolate Pudding]] || Pale || Email [[bedtime story]]
|-
|[[Image:Cheat as strap.png|150px|Needs a grilled cheese sandwich!]] || Harold "Strap" Coopmore (of [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]]) || Email [[space program]], Email [[cliffhanger]], [[career day]]
|-
|[[Image:Cheat_bandit.PNG|150px|Rad, Rad, Robotank]] || A cat burglar || Email [[portrait]]
|-
|[[Image:The Cheat-Bot.PNG|150px|Mee-meep meep-mee-meep!]] || [[The Cheatbot]] || Email [[technology]]
|-
|[[Image:Thecheatshades.PNG|150px|The Cheat Baxter-Birney]] || With green shades || Email [[theme song]]
|-
|[[Image:The Cheat chains.PNG|150px|PRISON RIOT'D!]] || In chains || Email [[retirement]]
|-
|[[Image:Doctorcheat.PNG|150px|Dr. Cheatio]] || A doctor || Email [[looking old]]
|-
|[[Image:Whatsitcheat.PNG|150px|Well, hello, chocolate cake!]] || Covered with [[whatsit]] || Email [[strong badathlon]]
|-
|[[Image:The Cheat barbed wire.PNG|150px|Makes you feel tough.]] || With barbed wire || Email [[rough copy]]
|-
|[[Image:Thecheatmustache.PNG|150px|It's-a me, Cheatio!]] || With a mustache || [[Date Nite]]
|-
|[[Image:GreenCheat.png|150px|"And that's when The Cheat got covered with the DNA evidence."]] || Covered in DNA Evidence || [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
|[[Image:The Cheat On Point King.PNG|150px|On Point Rodent King]] || [[On Point King]] || Email [[more armies]]
|-
|[[Image:The Cheat bobby.PNG|150px|Bobby Cheat]] || Wearing a [[Wikipedia:custodian helmet|custodian helmet]] || [[Ever and More!]]
|-
|[[Image:Cheat pile.PNG|150px|As if he wasn't one already.]] || Hideous pile || Email [[bike thief]]
|-
|[[Image:Cheat Pizz.png|150px|Pizzed off]] || [[The Pizz]] cap || Email [[pizza joint]]
|-
|[[Image:Cheatyama.png|150px|Ya, ma.]] || Mr. Cheatyama || Email [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
|[[Image:GreenTheCheat.png|150px|Um, plants?]] || Green The Cheat || Email [[environment]]
|-
|[[Image:CheatDeletehead.png|150px|Delete-meh]] || [[The Deleteheads|Deletehead]] Member || Email [[fan club]], [[Place ya bets!]], [[Page Load Error]]
|-
|[[Image:TheCheatPetShow.png|150px|Saberlord's adiludililudiludiuh The Cheat]]||In a diamond-studded collar, with shined and puffed fur (Saberlord's Scritchascratch Cakemonger The Cheat) || Email [[pet show]]
|-
|[[Image:TheCheatHelmet.png|150px|Jane?]] || [[wikipedia:Pith helmet|Pith helmet]] || Email [[buried]]
|-
|[[Image:TheCheatHelemt.png|150p|Helmet a l'orange]] || Orange helmet || Email [[specially marked]]
|-
|[[Image:TheCheatApron.png|150px|If my Wilbur only knew...]] || Pink and white apron || Email [[your edge]]
|-
|[[Image:Swimsuit The Cheat.png|150px|Hot blonde? Check...?]] || A red bikini with a fake sword || [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
|[[Image:TheCheat_Blackhat.png|150px|Of all the dumb luck in the woild!]] || Black fedora || [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
|[[Image:cheat_elfhat.png|150px|Ding-ding-ding-ding]] || Green elf hat || [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
|}

[[Category:Other Costumes]]
[[Category:The Cheat]]

Old-Timey Other Costumes

Fangoriously — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 01:38:49 GMT

Fangoriously: I'm trying to be witty.

The different [[Other Costumes|costumes]] of [[Old-Timey]] characters.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! width=150 | Character !! Costume !! width=150 | Seen in
|-
|align="center" | [[Image:Feetless Old Homestar.PNG|100px|How's he gonna get around?]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || Without legs || [[Kick the Can]] ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_old.swf|Toons Menu Preview]])
|-
|align="center" | [[Image:Headless old homestar.PNG|He's not getting a HEAD in life!]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || Without a head || [[Kick the Can]]
|-
|align="center" | [[Image:Bodyless Homestar.PNG|This is bizzare and hilarious.]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || Without a body || [[Kick the Can]]
|-
|align="center" | [[Image:Old Homestar Body.PNG|Hey!!! I'm just a BODY!!! Anyone want to claim it for rusty, secondhand bionic parts?]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || Without a head or legs || [[Kick the Can]] ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_old.swf|Toons Menu Preview]])
|-
|align="center" | [[Image:Old Homestar Can-Body.PNG|Apparently, Homestar has resorted to can wearing.]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || A [[Can of Water Soup|can]] for a body || [[Kick the Can]] ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_old.swf|Toons Menu Preview]])
|-
|align="center" | [[Image:Old-Timey Homestar Can.PNG|Homestar's taking can-liking too far.]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || A can on his head || [[Kick the Can]]
|-
|align="center" | [[Image:Herbert Hoover.PNG|He's president?]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || A "[[Wikipedia:Herbert Hoover|herbert hoover?]]" shirt || [[Kick the Can]]
|-
|align="center" | [[Image:Gosh!.PNG|Gosh indeed.]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || An upside down head with an odd face, sticking out his tongue || [[Kick the Can]]
|-
|align="center" | [[Image:Rocket old homestar.PNG|Ready for liftoff!]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || Rocket flames in place of his legs || [[Kick the Can]]
|-
|align="center" | [[Image:Headless Old SB.PNG|He's less lively looking now.]] || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || Without a head || [[Kick the Can]]
|-
|align="center" | [[Image:Can Old SB.PNG|The can-wearing fad has spread.]] || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || A can for a head || [[Kick the Can]]
|-
|[[Image:original1936strongsad.PNG|150px|Introducing Sickly Sam, the human cannonball!]] || [[Sickly Sam|Old-Timey Strong Sad]] || Wearing a helmet || [[Main Page 10]]
|-
|[[Image:Fat The Sneak.PNG|150px|If he tries to excersize, this will be hilarious.]] || [[The Sneak]] || Overweight || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
|[[Image:Sneak Hair.PNG|150px|Strong Bad's gonna be envious.]] || [[The Sneak]] || Varying amounts of facial hair || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
|[[Image:Bandaged Old-Timey Homestar.PNG|150px|Fly in a safer flying machine next time!]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || Bandaged up and using crutches || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
|[[Image:The Kaiser with Helmet (full body).png|150px|That's not gonna protect him from a Bengal Tiger.]] || [[The Kaiser]] || Wearing a [[Wikipedia:Pickelhaube|Pickelhaube]] || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
|[[Image:Astronaut Shmallow.PNG|150px|An experiment if Fluffy Puffs taste good in space.]] || [[Mr. Shmallow]] || An astronaut/rocket ship || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
|-
|[[Image:Half Moustache.PNG|150px|This will be hilarious for present-day Strong Bad.]] || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || Missing half of his mustache || Email [[flashback]]
|-
|[[Image:Homestar skeleton.png|150px|What a numbskull!]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || His skeleton || [[That A Ghost]]
|-
|[[Image:Strong bad skeleton.png|150px|Bones are the new fad.]] || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || His skeleton || [[That A Ghost]]
|-
|[[Image:Old-Timey Strong Bad Skeleton Gold Pants.png|150px|Strong Bad will have to settle for gold shoes.]] || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || His skeleton, trying on [[gold]] pants || [[That A Ghost]]
|-
|[[Image:Marzipan skeleton.png|150px|Hair has bones?]] || [[Old-Timey Marzipan]] || Her skeleton || [[That A Ghost]]
|-
|[[Image:Fat dudley skeleton.png|150px|A high life liver.]] || [[Fat Dudley]] || His skeleton || [[That A Ghost]]
|-
|[[Image:Bone Strong Man.PNG|150px|No skin about it!]] || [[Strong Man]] || His skeleton || [[That A Ghost]]
|-
|[[Image:Homestarcaesar.png|150px|Homestarlius Caesar was known for his many aquaducts.]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || [[Wikipedia:Julius Caesar|Julius Caesar]] || Email [[highschool]] (Easter egg)
|-
|[[Image:Strongbadcenturion.png|150px|Strong Bad the legionary was known for his love of vomitoriums.]] || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || [[Wikipedia:Legionary|Roman Legionary]] || Email [[highschool]] (Easter egg)
|-
|[[Image:Sicklyolives.png|150px|Apparently, potatoes weren't discovered back then.]] || [[Sickly Sam]] || Olives sack instead of potates || Email [[highschool]] (Easter egg)
|-
|[[Image:Sicklyionian.png|150px|Strong Sad carved this, and everyone is laughing at it somehow.]] || [[Sickly Sam]] || [[Wikipedia:Ionic column|Ionic column]] || Email [[highschool]] (Easter egg)
|-
|[[Image:Oldtimeyswim.PNG|150px|Strong Bad's ready for the Big Beer Diving contest.]] || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || Swimsuit || Email [[alternate universe]]
|-
|[[Image:Thehomestarbaby.PNG|150px|Bonnet and bottle provided by Polymascotformulate.]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || A baby || Email [[4 branches]]
|-
|align="center" | [[Image:Thsrhat.PNG|I don't think it is hat weather.]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || Winter hat || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
|[[Image:SicklySamDate.png|150px|A great hat for time-having]] || [[Sickly Sam]] || Hat with a flower in it || [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
|-
|[[Image:SicklySamTie.png|150px|Spic'd span indeed]] || [[Sickly Sam]] || A bowtie || [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
|-
|align="center" | [[Image:TheSneakTelegram.png|Honest Telegram deliverer]] || [[The Sneak]] || As a telegram deliverer || [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
|}

==See also==
*[[Character Variations Other Costumes]]

[[Category:Other Costumes]] [[Category:Old-Timey]]

Symbols and Logos

Fangoriously — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 01:32:26 GMT

Fangoriously: Including the Happy 8600 made me Happy 8600.

[[Image:Rap Song Peacey P.png|thumb|180px|P comma Peacey]]
__NOTOC__
Several characters carry various '''[[Wikipedia:Symbol|Symbols]]''' and '''[[Wikipedia:Logo|Logos]]''' on their bodies.

{{clear}}
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="100%"
|- style="background:#CCC"
! Character or Group !! Description !! Example
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===[[Characters#Main characters|Main Characters]]' Symbols===
|-
| [[Homestar Runner]] || A white five-point star on his shirt. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Star T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px|His own trademark.]]
|-
| [[Strong Bad]] || His mask eyepiece || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Strong_Bad's_eyepiece.png|150px|Holy Crap!]]
|-
| [[Strong Mad]] || An "M" on his chest. (Does not appear in some early toons.) || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Strong_Mad's_M.PNG|150px|I'M STRONG MAD!]]
|-
| [[Coach Z]] || His "Z" medallion. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:coachzs Z.png|150px|More than two problems!]]
|-
| [[The King of Town]] || His gold crown. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:KOT_crown.PNG|150px|D'ya have any hip rub in thar?]]
|-
| [[Homsar]] || His name in white [[Fonts|Bauhaus 93]] letters written across his shirt. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Homsar's_Name_Logo.PNG|150px|AaAaAaAaAa!]]

|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

=== Other [[Character]]s' Symbols===
|-
| [[Peacey P]] || A [[Wikipedia:Peace symbol#The peace symbol|peace symbol]], a "y", and a "P." || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:PeaceyPLogo.PNG|150px|Y'all biscuitheads.]]
|-
| [[The Thnikkaman]] || "TH" written on a piece of paper. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Thnikkaman logo.png|150px|"Yeah, shut up kid."]]

|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

=== [[Pseudocharacters]]' Symbols===
|-
| [[Carol]] || Her name written in [[Fonts|MotterFemD]] across her lower bout. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Carol_name_logo.PNG|150px|We be jammin'.]]
|-
| [[Lappy 486]] || The Lappy 486 logo. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Lappy logo.PNG|150px|Now THAT is a classy logo!]]
|-
| [[Compy 386]] || "Compy 386" in [[Fonts|Square721 B]] with the ''386'' italicized. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Compy logo.PNG|150px|A digital revolution in logo...ness.]]
|-
| [[Tandy 400]]; [[Tangerine Dreams]]; [[Monosodium Dreams]]; [[Happy 8600]]|| A star based on the old bitten [[Wikipedia:History of Apple#The Apple I|Apple Logo]]. The logos on the Monosodium Dreams and Happy 8600 are updated to match the current Apple Logo. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Tandy logo.PNG|150px|*chomp*]]
|-
| [[Corpy NT6]] || A modified [[Fonts|Denmark]] font reading "Corpy NT6" with the letters colored black, red, and gray. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:CorpyNT6.png|150px|Back to work, drone!]]
|-
| [[Compé]] || The Compé logo, with "com" in [[Fonts#W|Westminster]] font and "pé" in [[Fonts#G|Georgia]] font (bolded and italicized). || style="text-align:center" | [[File:Compé Logo.png|150px| It's the Compé and you can't stop mé once you join forces with the scrolla-buttonés!]]

|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===[[:Category:Organizations|Group]] Logos===
|-
| [[The Municipality]] || [[The King of Town]]'s face with angry eyes and a menacing mouth, reminiscent of [[George Lucas|Darth Vader]]'s mask. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Municipality_Logo.PNG|150px|We're onto you.]]
|-
| [[Cool Tapes]] || The band's name in spray-painted letters || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Cool Tapes T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px|And we like it like that!]]
|-
| [[Limozeen]] || The band's name with a lightning bolt resembling a "Z." || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:sbemail16.PNG|150px|Live this Zaturday!]]
|-
| [[Cheat Commandos]] || A rectangle with rounded corners, with "Cheat Commandos" written on it. The "Cheat" is yellow with black spots, and the "Commandos" is striped with red, white, and brown in a wavy pattern. || style="text-align:center" | [[File:Cheat Commandos Logo.PNG|150px|Rock Rock On]]
|-
| [[Blue Laser]] || An upside-down red triangle with a "BL" written across it. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Blue_Laser_Logo.PNG|150px|Fan-freaking'-tastic!]]
|-
| [[Videlectrix]] || "Videlectrix" in [[Fonts|FederationBold]] with a stylized V. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Videlectrixlogo.png|150px|GOOD GRAPHICS!!]]
|-
| [[sloshy]] || Its name rotated 180 degrees, with a red "o." || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sloshy.png|150px|We don't really even care about you.]]
|-
| [[Strong Badia]] || A red, white, and brown flag with a snake holding a knife leaping through a tire. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:sbemail32.PNG|150px|Population: Tire]]
|-
| [[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] || An angry panda with pistols for eyebrows and the initials ''PFP'' in [[Fonts|Cooper Black]] overhead. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Pistols_For_Pandas_T-shirt_close.PNG|150px|They need all the firepower they can get.]]
|-
| [[Taranchula]] || Red letters stylized to resemble bloody fangs. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Taranchula.PNG|150px|BROTHERINAJAR.]]
|-
| [[SBASAF]] || "SBASAF" in stylish lettering with a rocket resembling the first 'A' and its trail forming the second 'S'. Also a planet and three stars are positioned over the second 'a'. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:sbasaf.png|150px|Great planets!]]
|-
| [[Team Kneepads]] || The team name in yellow and red text. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:KneepadsLogo.PNG|150px|Dribble dribble, shoot!]]
|-
| [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Bleak House|Bleak House]] || Three stripes, two dark gray on the outside and one light gray on the inside, and a black and white coat of arms with images of two bats and a house. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:BleakHouseFlag.png|150px|"Blecch House"]]
|-
| [[Homsar Reservation]] || Homsar's [[Bowler Hat]] and his parents, a cup of coffee and a chipwich, against a blue background. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:HomsarReservationFlag.png|150px|The reservation of the song from the sixties.]]
|-
| [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Pompomerania|Pompomerania]] || A circle colored like Pom Pom against a white background. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:PompomeraniaFlag.png|150px|Bubble. Bubble-de-bubble.]]
|}
{{incomplete list}}

==See Also==
*[[Catch Phrases]]
*[[Hanging Objects]]

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Inside Jokes]]

Kid Speedy

Fangoriously — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 00:22:32 GMT

Fangoriously: The base name appears to be NEB1, using a seek bar. And we saw that before.

{{gamenav|New Game|kidspeedy|Thy Dungeonman 3|Make-O Your Own Stinko}}
[[Image:Kid Speedy Title.PNG|thumb|200px|Kid Speedy]]
[[Image:kidspeedy.PNG|thumb|The slowest of the pokes]]

''"Who's faster than Kid Speedy? EVERYBODY!! This little fatso is the slowest poke in the bunch. Try not to get dead last while avoiding sweets and insults in this hilarious arcade-style race 'em up."'' — Videlectrix

'''Kid Speedy''' is a game in which you play the character Kid Speedy, trying to win a race (or, at least, not come in last). The game was originally only mentioned in the [[Videlectrix]] game catalog; it was made available for play on July 10, 2006.

'''Date:''' Monday, July 10, 2006

'''Page Title:''' Don't Forget Your Inhaler!

'''Viidelectrix Page Title:''' Kid Weedy

==The Game==
[[Image:Kidspeedy intstructions.PNG|thumb|Instructions]]
To qualify for the next race, you must finish the four-man race third place or above. By collecting vegetables and happy faces, you make your character go faster (with one exception, see [[#Trivia|trivia]]). Collecting junk food or [[swears]] causes your character to lose all speed.
The player can race the chosen character on eleven different courses: Jelly Woods Fun Run, Cheese Puff Hills 2 Mile, Porkchop Wilds 5K, Egg Mountain Minithon, Probate Flats Walk-a-thon, [[Indiana]], [[Wikipedia:Chicago Loop|The Loop]], Demon's Rub Marathon, Doomed Souls Charity Trudge, Caramel Canyon Walk, and Crumble Star Sprintup (the last four tracks are only accessible if you are playing as a specific character, see trivia). Each track has borders resembling the name (example: Cheese Puff Hills has orange borders).

The game consists of two modes: 1 Player and "Online Play". However, all of the runners, in both modes, are computer controlled. The loading online players screen is just for show.

If you do not finish dead last, you "Qualify". If you lose, you get the message "YOU GOT DEAD LAST!"

==The Ending==
===As Kid Speedy===
[[Image:Kidspeedy ending.PNG|thumb|YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!]]
''{Three runners are standing on a stand, cheering. A blimp flies overhead reading "WIN!" The camera pans left to Kid Speedy, who is bouncing up and down.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!

''{Kid Speedy walks off-screen to the left and enters a city scene. He is walking down a sidewalk beside a brick wall.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' KID SPEEDY WON A 2 DOLLAR CONSOLATION PRIZE...

''{Kid Speedy enters a room with a woman and television set inside. Kid Speedy bounces up and down again. Kid Speedy's dialogue is in white subtitles while his mom's is black.}''

'''KID SPEEDY:''' ''{subtitled}'' MOM! I WON 2 BUCKS!

'''KID SPEEDY'S MOM:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW WE HAVE ENOUGH TO GET THE ORPHANAGE ITS OPERATION!

'''KID SPEEDY'S MOM:''' ''{subtitled}'' HOORAY! 
'''KID SPEEDY:''' ''{simultaneously; subtitled}'' HOORAY!

''{A screen showing yellow, blown-up text "the end" appears.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' YOU UNLOCKED STRONG SAD MODE!
===As {{Film|Strong Sad}}===
[[Image:Kidspeedy strong sad ending.PNG|thumb|CORRECTION: YOU WON ME 2 BUCKS.]]
''{Three runners are standing on a stand, cheering. A blimp flies overhead reading "WIN!" The camera pans left to Strong Sad, who is bouncing up and down.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!

''{Strong Sad walks off-screen to the left and enters [[Strong Badia]], with the white fence in the background.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' STRONG SAD WON A 2 DOLLAR CONSOLATION PRIZE...

''{Strong Sad enters the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]. {{Film|Strong Bad}} is here, along with the [[TROGDOR!|Trogdor arcade game]].}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' STRONG BAD! I WON 2 BUCKS!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' CORRECTION: YOU WON ME 2 BUCKS.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' HOORAY! 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously; subtitled}'' HOORAY!

''{A screen showing yellow, blown-up text "the end" appears.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' YOU UNLOCKED KOT MODE!

===As {{Film|The King of Town}}===
[[Image:Kidspeedy kot ending.PNG|thumb|(I THINK HE ATE THE 2 BUCKS.)]]
''{Three runners are standing on a stand, cheering. A blimp flies overhead reading "WIN!" The camera pans left to The King of Town, who is bouncing up and down.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!

''{The King walks off-screen to the left and enters a green pasture, with mountains in the background.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' THE KOT WON A 2 DOLLAR CONSOLATION PRIZE...

''{The King enters [[The King of Town's Castle|the castle]], and walks past {{Film|The Poopsmith}}.}''

'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{subtitled}'' (I THINK HE ATE THE 2 BUCKS.)

'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{subtitled}'' (HOORAY.)

''{A screen showing yellow, blown-up text "the end" appears.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' YOU UNLOCKED HOMESTAR MODE!

===As {{Film|Homestar Runner}}===
[[Image:Kidspeedy hr ending.PNG|thumb|SOMEHOW HOMESTAR WON LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS...]]
''{Three runners are standing on a stand, cheering. A blimp flies overhead reading "WIN!" The camera pans left to Homestar, who is bouncing up and down.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!

''{Homestar walks off-screen to the left and enters a field, with trees and [[The Brick Wall]] in the background.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' SOMEHOW HOMESTAR WON LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS...

''{Homestar enters {{Film|Marzipan}}'s [[Marzipan's House|house]].}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{subtitled}'' MARZIPAN! I WON A MILLS BILLS!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW WE HAVE ENOUGH FOR A HYBRID CAR, OR MAYBE...

''{Homestar and Marzipan drive for a while in their new car. A screen showing yellow, blown-up text "the end" appears.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*While Homestar and Marzipan are driving at the end of the game, you can control the car with the left and right arrow keys.
*At the title screen, you can press "s", "k" or "h" ten times to start the game as Strong Sad, The King of Town or Homestar Runner, respectively.

==Fun Facts==
[[Image:Kidspeedy strong sad mode.PNG|thumb|Strong Sad mode]]
===Explanations===
*The term "Race 'em up" is based on the more logically named term "Shoot 'em up".
*Kid Speedy is most likely a parody of "educational" computer games that often promote nutrition.

===Trivia===
*Each race starts with the message "Ready! Set! OK, now go."
*If you win the game, you unlock "Strong Sad Mode", where your character becomes Strong Sad. Beating the game as Strong Sad unlocks "KOT Mode", where you play as The King of Town. Beating the game again finally unlocks "Homestar Mode", where you play as Homestar Runner.
*When you play the last race, a group of runners will pass you and your opponents very quickly (They can be seen in the left margin of every race, running in place, if you play the Flash file). If your last race is the shortest race, Egg Mountain Minithon (#4), then these runners can finish the race in under seven seconds.
[[Image:Kid speedy box art.PNG|thumb|Kid Speedy box art]]
*Currently, the box art for Kid Speedy reads "BOX ART UNAVAILABLE!".
* The gameplay is very random: It is possible to acquire every healthy food item in the course and only them, and still lose.
*"The Loop" is the only level in the game whose preview shows a design that doesn't loop.
*On July 17, 2006, version 1.new was released, with several changes:
**Added The King of Town and Homestar Runner as unlockable characters – previously, only Strong Sad could be unlocked, and Kid Speedy would still appear at the end of each level and the end of the game.
**Added tomato and cookie items.
**Food items bob up and down on some levels now.
**The 8th level now changes depending on your character:
***Kid Speedy— Demon's Rub Marathon
***Strong Sad— Doomed Souls Charity Trudge (the map resembles Strong Sad's head)
***The King of Town— Caramel Canyon Walk-Take (the map resembles a [[ham]])
***Homestar Runner— Crumble Star Sprintup (the map resembles a star)
*Your three opponents behave like this: two of them run at a constant speed all the way to the finish line, the third changes every 3 seconds (on average - it can be anywhere from 0 to 6) to be slightly faster than you (how much faster depends on what level you're playing). When you collect a power-down item, the third opponent will always match speeds a second and a half later.
*Kid Speedy, Strong Sad, and The King of Town can achieve third or even second place, but cannot achieve first place. For Homestar Runner, however, first place is possible.
*The game is also uploaded on [[Homestarrunner.com]], but never linked to. It can be found [[HR:kidspeedy.html|here]].
*This games suggests that [[Marzipan's House]] is to the left of [[the brick wall]]. However, in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], it is impossible to reach Marzipan's House any other way than clicking on it from the map.

===Remarks===
*When you beat Strong Sad Mode, he is seen jumping up and down. In [[Strong Sad's Lament]], he revealed that he was unable to jump.
*If you play the game with the Flash file, you can cheat on every level by right-clicking on the game and selecting ''Play'' after the race starts. You'll hear the falling down sound effect and see the congratulations screen for a few seconds, then it will show the typical qualified screen.

===Differences between the characters===
====Strong Sad====
*There's a chance one of your opponents will be Kid Speedy.
*Speed-up items work 50% better than they do for Kid Speedy.
*Strong Sad slows down twice as fast as Kid Speedy.
*When you collect a speed-down item, the third opponent (see [[#Trivia|trivia]]) will match speeds with you, plus a large amount (more than they usually beat you by), right before you slow down (so if you're going full speed when you hit one, they'll race ahead of you for that 1.5 seconds).

====The King of Town====
*There's a chance of one or two of your opponents being Kid Speedy or Strong Sad.
*The "good" and "bad" collectibles are reversed - junk food and swears speed you up and good food slows you down.
*He trips and falls on the qualification movie, causing the victory music to abruptly stop.

====Homestar Runner====
*Your opponents will always be Kid Speedy, Strong Sad, and The King of Town.
*Homestar's maximum running speed is 25% higher than the others'.
*Speed-up items work twice as well as they do for Kid Speedy.

===Glitches===
*In Flash Player 6, Kid Speedy's slowest opponent is absent. While getting second place is extremely difficult, it's impossible to lose since he can rank no lower than third.
*If you qualify for a level, but play it again and lose, you will have to beat it again to win the game.
* No matter which race you choose in version 1.new, it will always show the image of your character's eighth race when you qualify.
**This was later fixed for the [[Viidelectrix]] version. However, qualifying for the eighth race will now always show the map of Demon's Rub Marathon, regardless of which character you are.
*Sometimes, if you are playing as the King of Town, the items will have their normal effects: the good items will help you, and the bad items will harm you.
*While watching the demo, changing to the King of Town by pressing "k" ten times before the screen displays the "Lose speed with these" parts will change the aforementioned section, paradoxically making it seem as though collecting the healthy objects will raise ''and'' decrease your speed.
**Likewise, starting the demo with the King of Town and then swapping to anyone else in the same manner as above, the screen will note that junk food and swears increase ''and'' decrease your speed.

===Fixed Glitches===
*When the game first came out, the player had to cross the center of the finish line to finish the level, while the computer players needed only touch the edge of the line. Thus it was possible to finish barely ahead of the last runner, but still lose the level. This has since been fixed.

===Inside References===
*One of the tracks is the "EGG MOUNTAIN MiNiTHON", making this another instance of [[Lowercase i's]] and [[eggs]].
*Homestar Runner's ending includes a reference to [[hybrid cars]].
*The Mini-map sprites are similar to the ones in [[Secret Collect]]. The player's mini-map sprite is [[Strong Bad]]'s and the others are "secrets".
*The narrator says "CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT [[NOT]] DEAD LAST!"
*Videlectrix calls the game a "hilarious arcade-style [[X 'em Up|race 'em up]]".

===Real-World References===
*The "Indiana" and "The Loop" levels are likely inspired by the the arcade racing game [[Wikipedia:Cruis'n USA|Cruis'n USA]], which features [[Wikipedia:Chicago|Chicago]] and [[Wikipedia:Indiana|Indiana]] venues.
*"Wide Loading" (on the [[Irregular Loading Screens|loading screen]]) is a reference to the "Wide Load" sign which appears on trucks carrying large items. It is also used as a slang term for "fat".
*In the Flash file of Kid Speedy, there are three other runners to the left of the screen and they seem to be wearing colors of flags. The top runner wears the flag of [[Wikipedia:Germany|Germany]] and the middle runner wears the flag of [[Wikipedia:Sweden|Sweden]]. The lowest runner wears the flag of [[Wikipedia:Kenya|Kenya]] (black, red, and green stripes, separated by white). These runners are later seen racing ahead to the finish line in the 8th race, as well as in the ending.
*At the ending podium, the three "winning" runners each have an animation similar to the animations made by the characters at the end of [[wikipedia:Super Mario Kart|Super Mario Kart]]. Notably, the "first place" winner's ending looks like he is clanging champagne bottles, similar to Koopa Troopa's victory animation in Mario Kart.
*When Kid Speedy trips on the finish line, he does so in the same manner and sound as does the character in the [[wikipedia:NES|NES]] version of [[wikipedia:Track & Field (arcade game)|Track & Field]].
*Kid Speedy's ending sequence is a reference to the common movie theme of competing in a race or other competition to win money to either save an orphanage or pay for an operation.
*Homestar's ending segment which shows him and Marzipan driving towards the sunset is an homage to the [[Wikipedia:Sega|Sega]] racing title [[wikipedia:OutRun|OutRun]]. Its drawing style also resembles the arcade game [[wikipedia:Pole Position|Pole Position]].
*The insult power-downs may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Duke Nukem (computer game)|Duke Nukem]], where swear words are a powerup instead.
*Mills Bills were part of a [[Wikipedia:General Mills|General Mills]] cereal promotion in which cereal box tops could be collected and redeemed for money for a local school.
*This game is also a reference to an [[Atari 2600]] game called [http://www.atariage.com/software_page.html?SoftwareLabelID=173 Fast Food], with the junk food items replacing the purple pickles.

===Possible Names in Online Mode===
*There are several possible names that you can get as opponents in Online Mode. Each three-letter name includes a number following their name, while four-letter names do not.
**BAM
**BOB
**BSI
**[[DAN]]
**DING
**FMV
**FOOP
**GOB
**JAM
**JIM
**[[Nebulon|NEB1]]
**[[Wikipedia: Pogs|POG]]
**QUA
**RIT
**SOT
**STAN
**TOD
*The following names were added in version 1.new.
**[[Wikipedia:Eight ball|8BAL]]
**FRUM
**[[Wikipedia:Gobi Desert|GOBI]]
**GUMB
**JILL
**KOT8 (The King of Town, only available if playing as Homestar Runner)
**KSPE (Kid Speedy, only available if not playing as him)
**[[Lem Sportsinterviews|LEM]]
**PIGG
**SSAD (Strong Sad, only available if playing as The King of Town or Homestar Runner)

==External Links==
*[[HR:kidspeedy.html|play 'Kid Speedy']]
*[[HR:kidspeedy.swf|play 'Kid Speedy' (Flash File)]]
*[[Videlectrix:kidspeedy.html|play 'Kid Speedy']]
*[[Videlectrix:kidspeedy.swf|play 'Kid Speedy' (Flash file)]]
*play the [[Videlectrix:vii/ks.html|Wii version of the game]]
*play the [[Videlectrix:vii/kidspeedy.swf|Wii version of the game (Flash file)]]
*[[Forum:9062|forum thread re: "Kid Speedy"]]
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Fangoriously — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 00:19:48 GMT

Fangoriously: Okay, I'm not quitting. I like editing the wiki, and no one cared that I was two other users.

[[Image:Leafblower_Face.JPG|thumb|right|220px|The H3omsar!]]

This main page has thsrhrtdthe email [[virus]]. Weird glitches abound.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homsar]], [[Marzy]], [[Bad Graphics]], [[The Cheat]], [[Cool Shades]], [[Bubs]]/[[The Thnikkaman]], [[Strong Sad]]

'''Place:''' [[Homsar Reservation]]

'''Icon:''' [[Yello Dello]] fhqwhgads

'''Page title:''' "Drop 4364565 on em!"

'''Date:''' Decemberween 386, 20x6

==Button Effects==
*'''[[A Jorb Well Done|Toons]]''' — The djdydyttydt345yh 5rt6jyuk,uithe cursor over the button a second time returns these back to their normal locations.
*'''[[Stinkoman 20X6|Games]]''' &hfdjytfkthe [[No Loafing]] turns into SWF code. Part of [[jytyjtythings back to normal.
*'''[[Strong Bad|Characters]]''' — Homsar speaks in the loud, distorted noise that Marzipan had in the email [[virus]] and tghtfrjhtyscomputer is accompanied by the relevant version of disk media, except with the [[Pom Pilot]]).
*'''[[Strong Bad Clock|Downloads]]''' — [[gfhfjnmghmscreen for [[Edgar|Edgar the Virus Hunter]] covers the whole screen. Thnikkaman (in his [[Powered by The Cheat]] style from [[mile]]) gets superimposed intermittently htjftrjhnfginstead of "Store!", and his head floats to the right and into the black. As soon as his head stops moving it instantly faces to the right instead of to the left. Also, the "Store" button jghfjgyfn, but it will only change size when you hover over the normal-sized icon.
*'''[[Strong Bad Email|Email]]''' — Homestar's head returns to its oldschool drawing style again, and a very misshapen Strong Bad with Marzipan's ponytail appears in the black to the left and says, "Things were just about to startghmhgmvgfnover Strong Bad's mouth and explodes.
**The misshapen Strong Bad has a [[Strong
===Trivia===
*Like the [[Strong Bad Email]] on which the page is based (virus), the navbar is in the same Flash file as thetfrjnghnjnot change colors when hovered over. This is the only instance of this on any main page, aside from [[Main Page 15]]'s E-Mail button.
*You can click on the museum link after it falls, but not the navbar links that it crushes ("sb email" and "contact"). fhqwhgads.
*The sound made when one of the popups opens when you mouse-over Downloads is the same noise Strong Bad made when a "Message Thyme" window opened up in [[marzipan]].
*Until [[Main Page 23]] wanjchf '97]] was the new DSADADIADNOSDNIOADN
*In order, the computers you can get from the Characters button are as follows (starting with the Shotgunned Compy 386):
**[[Tandy 400]] with [[Retro Gaming Character Variations#Bad Graphics Homestar Runner|Bad Graphics Homestar]] from [[butt IQ]] and 5.25" floppy container
**[[Tangerine Dreams]] with the [[crazy cartoon]] cartoon and CD-R spindle
**[[Compy 386]] with System Report (from [[50 emails]], [[The System is Down]], and [[Not the 100th Email!!!]]) taped to the screen and 3.5" floppy container
**Broken Tandy 400 with ghf>combledon".
*When the [[random toon]] ("rando") and [[Podstar Runner]] ("podcast") links were added to the [[HR:main nav.swf|navbar]], The Brothers Chaps forgot or chose not to update this page, as the navbar had to be embedded into the SWF movie in order to make it technically possible for the H*R logo to fall on the "sbemail" and "contact" links.
*There is a Shotgunned Compy in the background, yet if it had been shot, it would seem to suggest that the viruses would be gone.
*The Quote of the Week, dghtbup on the [[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]] for the same reasons.
*When the [[H*R.com updates 2007#Monday, July 2, 2007|takin' a baby break]] [[main page message]] was posted, the pop-up would appear behind Homestar's head.
**This also happened with the [[Trogdor]] and [[The Poopsmith]] [[Wallpaper]] pop-ups.

===Glitches===
*There is a sound glitch in the Characters button. If you repeatedly play the glitched sound by hovering over 'Characters', all the sound in the file will stop for a few seconds.
*If you roll over the Store button 16 or more times, to make it grow, then roll over the Downloads button,hftreferences to the [[Strong Bad Emailfrjgvirus.
**Pop-ups also hfjhnghn
*The "fhqwhgads" sound clip is from [[Everybody to the Limit]].
*Powered by The Cheat Bubs and his line are from the Strong Bad Email [[mile]].
*Homestar's quip of "All right!" is taken from the [[Homestar Talker]].
*Homestar's head turning backwards when going out of the screen may refer to [[Main Page 10]].
*After the Duck Guardian duck explodes, it leaves behind an html script, which was also present in [[Main Page 18]].

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==Non-Main Page 22 stuff==

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===My Best Contributions===
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*Put everyone in the right place about Marzipan's first appearance
*Started [[Papes]]
*Added the marshmallow image to [[The King of Town's Food]]
*Made Narrator Strong Bad a little better, before a user came all up on it and improved it even more
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Fangoriously — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 22:23:03 GMT

Fangoriously:

==Good-Bye Wiki==
I edited this wiki with a goal of becoming a sysop to view deleted pages. Now I realize that it is not ever going to happen. I kept talking about becoming a sysop earlier, but that goes against point 9 of the sysop tips, "Don't call us. We'll call you." And I WAS [[User:Pompomerania|Pompomerania]] and [[User:Tandy 400 Dreams|Tandy 400 Dreams]]! I forgot those passwords, but didn't want to leave. You can block me if you want. If you do, I won't mind (but that doesn't mean I want to be blocked).

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Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)

Fangoriously — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 22:22:58 GMT

Fangoriously: This is my last mainspace edit before I leave.

[[File:Dangeresque 3 Office.png|thumb|"The only gun that never runs out of ammo!"]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Smoky Office|the Smoky Office]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}
==Game Introduction==
''{The camera slowly fades in on a dark room (resembling the Smoky Office) in an apartment high-rise, with the skyline of a nighttime city outside. Thunder can be heard faintly. Cut to an overhead shot of a nunchuck-gun (a pair of nunchucks taped to a revolver) sitting on a desk, with an overhead lamp shining on it. A boxing glove-clad hand reaches out and takes it. Cut to a shot of the room's front door from the inside, the camera slowly panning in to it. The door slowly creaks open}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' I always knew it would come to this.
''{Cut to an extreme close-up of Strong Bad's mouth}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Did you think I wouldn't find out?
''{Cut to a further-away shot of Strong Bad holding the nunchuk-gun and wearing shades}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Did you really believe that I would never—
''{Cut to an even-further-away shot of Strong Bad standing behind the desk}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' —discover the true face of my greatest enemy?
''{A silhouetted Homestar Runner walks in and obscures part of the foreground}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' That's right. But it doesn't matter now because I have the diamond!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You mean...
''{Strong Bad holds up a diamond}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' THIS DIAMOND!?
''{Thunder crashes}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' GASP!
''{Cut to black. The title sequence for the game is shown, with the credits being shown amid silhouettes of Strong Bad as Dangeresque, Homestar as Dangeresque Too and Coach Z as Renaldo, and while an instrumental of the music of [[The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I|the "Dangeresque II: This time, it's not Dangeresque 1" theme]] plays. After the credits, fade in on Strong Bad dozing on his computer room desk in front of the [[Lappy 486]]. He suddenly awakens with a start.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wha-hwoa? Oh, yeah, right. Reply to all...
''{Cut to Strong Bad's perspective of the Lappy, as he starts [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|typing on the keyboard with his boxing gloves on]]}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Dear, ''{slightly quickly}'' all the annoying morons that have been bugging me about it for four and a half years... ''{normal}'' Yes, I finally finished Dangeresque 3: ''{sultry voice}'' The Criminal Projective, ''{normal voice}'' so you can all EAT IT! ''{clears the screen}'' The critics are stark raving, "A dastardly masterly masterwork of cinemagic wonder."... "More special effects than a Jessica Tandy joint!"... "They may give you the whole tub of popcorn, but you'll only need the edge!" ''{again clears the screen}'' Tickets are selling for like $100 a piece! Everybody who's anybody that gives me a hundred bucks is going to be there!
''{Cut to a different perspective of the computer desk}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, crap! I'm late for the premiere!
''{Cut to a shot of a VHS tape on the desk, which Strong Bad picks up as he leaves the computer room. Cut to the basement, where Bubs, Coach Z, Homestar and Marzipan all are waiting impatiently. Strong Bad enters the room}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Where have you been?
:'''COACH Z:''' Hey, we've been waiting here for hours!
:'''BUBS:''' ''{overlapping}'' Finally, let's start the movie!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{overlapping}'' Is that him? I think that's him!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping on top of the VCR atop the [[Telebision]]}'' Okay, peoples, here is the moment you have all been waiting for! The long awaited premiere of... DANGERESQUE... THREE! ''{imitates echoing}'' Three... three... three...
''{Strong Bad gets down from on top of the TV and puts the tape in the VCR. Cut to a front shot of the TV, with the camera zooming in on it, until it fills up the screen. The screen fades in on static and The Cheat's flipper-like hand holding up a crude title card reading the movie title, backed by the Smokey Office. The Cheat then removes the card as Strong Bad as Dangeresque says the following line:}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking on the phone}'' Yeah, well, I don't care what the FBI, CIA, RGB and XFL say! I already returned the priceless paintings that were evidence!
''{Strong Bad hangs up the phone and faces the camera}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Dangeresque plays by his own rules!
''{Strong Bad turns his head to his right (the viewer's left) as he hears the door knocking.}''

==Daytime Office==
===On arrival after obtaining the Formula===
:''{Strong Bad and Coach Z arrive through the door.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, Dollface, it was a dangerous and difficult mission, but after narrowly dodging herds of bullets, hoards of henchmen, and hards of punches, I was able to recover your formula, and I didn't even break it and was forced to recreate it in a scientific lab even once!
:''{Camera switches to Coach Z, standing there in silence.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{impatiently}'' Ahem...
:'''COACH Z:''' Oh! Oh, sorry... ''{speaks his line}'' Oh my gosh! SHE'S GONE!!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes, but where did she go?
:'''COACH Z:''' You don't think-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No time for that now! Cutesy Buttons is in trouble! ''{The camera changes perspective, showing that Strong Bad is standing near a TV and VCR.}'' There's got to be a clue somewhere in this office!

===In extended play===
:'''ON-SCREEN CAPTION:''' Bloopers: Dangeresque's Office
:''{Fade in on Strong Bad and Marzipan talking to each other. They see the camera. Marizpan smiles and walks away, while Strong Bad turns to face it.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Making a summer action blockbuster like this is serious business, but it's not without a few laughs! Especially when things don't always go exactly as planned. Check out some of these bluppers... uh, bloopers.

===Blinds===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, there's an outside of this office? Man, these blinds have been blinding me from seeing the city at large.

===Cake===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sniffs the cake. Unsteady voice}'' What is in this cake?
:'''COACH Z:''' My favorites, baloney and olives! My mother still makes me one every year for my birthday!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And yet, you lived long enough to retire.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I think I better stay away from that thing. And probably classify it as a biological hazard. ''{Backs away}''

===Chair===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' In the event of an emergency landing, this chair can also be used as a flotation device.

:'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, comfy chair! ''{Sits in it}'' I guess I could take a little nap. ''{Puts his head down and immediately falls snoringly asleep. Scene changes to the nighttime office}''

===Cutesy Buttons===
:'''At intervals while watching Credenza in the shark pond'''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Kick your feet! Swim to the edge!
::{{short hr}}
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Hang in there, little one!
::{{short hr}}
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Good thing he's an excellent swimmer!
::{{short hr}}
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Hang on, Credenza!
::{{short hr}}
::'''MARZIPAN:''' You're doing great, Credenza, just hang on to the side!

:'''If talked to while Credenza is in the shark pond'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Cutesy Buttons...
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Not now, Strong Bad, I have to keep an eye on poor Credenza!

====Cutesy Buttons → Cutesy Buttons → Angel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons. That's a fitting name for you.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Thanks, Dangeresque. You think I'm cute?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I think you smell like old buttons.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh. Are those supposed to smell bad, or something?

====Cutesy Buttons → Cutesy Buttons → Devil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who cares about your stupid rainforest? The only thing the rainforest ever did for me was give me wet splinters.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' The rainforest provides us with oxygen so you and I can breathe. It's like our planet's lungs.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, those lungs had better start smoking if they want to be as cool as Dangeresque.

====Cutesy Buttons → Renaldo====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Have you met my partner Renaldo? He's my partner. Well, until he retires in two weeks.
:'''COACH Z:''' Yep! And I'm totally not going to be shot, whacked in the head, shoved off buildings or blown up in any way before then.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' It's very nice to meet you, Renaldo. ''{Sniffs}'' Does something smell like old cold cuts?
:'''COACH Z:''' Aww, you're too kind.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Renaldo's gonna be helping out on your case. Anything he should know?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Only that the formula is extremely delicate. You must be very careful not to handle it too rough, or it could be destroyed!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, Renaldo won't be touching it. He's all thumbs.
:'''COACH Z:''' That's me!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' We'll leave the delicate stuff up to these precision instruments. ''{Holds up his hands.}''

====Cutesy Buttons → Formula====
:'''Before getting the formula powder from Strong Borneo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' This... "formula". Tell me more about it.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' In my research, I accidentally discovered an ancient civilization that had accidentally created a formula that had the power to save the rainforest! At the time, the rainforest had no natural enemies, except for giant robot dinosaurs... Wait, are you serious?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Interesting, yes, go on.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Sighs. Speaks off-handedly}'' So, the formula was hidden away in a safe but dangerous land. And you were the only one brave enough to get it.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes, that IS true. Good thing I bought some hollow-point anti-robosaur rounds for my nunchuk gun!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Where do I find that formula again?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Deep in the tropical jungles of... Strong Borneo?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Borneo, of course! I'll assemble a landing party, and we'll set out within the hour!

:'''After getting the formula powder from Strong Borneo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That special tree-saving formula, there wouldn't happen to be any more somewhere else, would there?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' This is the very last sample in existence, that's why it's imperative that nothing happens to it.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Of course! So I'll just go right out and get it for you, then. Sit tight, babe. Dangeresque is on the job!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Just so we're clear, if anything DID happen to that formula... say, Renaldo accidentally dropped it... I mean, he didn't, but if he did, you'd still pay me, right?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Of course not! But that's why I trusted it in your hands and not your partner's.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Right. Well, I'll see you in a few minutes with that formula!

====Cutesy Buttons → Trinket====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Cutesy. Ever seen anything like this before? ''{Gets out the trinket}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Hmm, my sister and I both have lockets that look kinda like that. They're two halves of-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Interrupting}'' It's not a dumb girls' locket! It's some kind of cool guy thing that my father left for me. I bet if you get it wet, it transforms into a cool sports car. With built-in fishing tackle. And batting cages.

====Cutesy Buttons → Hair====
:'''Only appears after Dangeresque gets the list of ingredients from Experimento and before Dangeresque gets the hair'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, mind if I grab a chunk of your hair?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Angrily}'' I most certainly do! It's taken me all summer to grow my hair out, and there's certainly no way I'm cutting it off for you!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I think you have some gum in your hair. Let me just cut that out for you.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' That's impossible. I use a special herbal shampoo that makes my hair naturally resistant to sticky substances.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And decent-looking hairstyles, apparently.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on! Let me have some of your hair!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' No.

====Diet Cola → Cutesy Buttons====
:'''MARZIPAN:''' DIET Brown? Are you trying to tell me something?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Of course not, Dollface. At least, not anything the stitching on that dress hasn't already told you!

====Formula Dust → Cutesy Buttons====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I doubt she would pay me for the formula in THIS condition. I should probably fix it first.

====Nunchuck Gun → Cutesy Buttons====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulls out the gun}'' FREEZE!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Hey! Don't point that thing at me!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lucky think you're my meal ticket, lady. I'll spare you... this time.

====Plant → Cutesy Buttons====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I still have your plant.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' You'd better not do anything to harm Credenza! I'm keeping my eye on him!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. You do that.

====Scissors →Cutesy Buttons====
:'''While she is facing forward'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stalks forward with scissors in hand}'' Hold still, you've got a little something right on the side there.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Backs away quickly}'' Ahh! What are you doing, you animal? Stay away from my hair with those things!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stage whisper}'' Marzipan, I'm supposed to get some of your hair in this scene!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' I told you, I won't let you cut my hair for this movie!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stage whisper}'' Come on! You're ruining the shot!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't care!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To the camera}'' Actresses! ''{Puts the scissors away}''
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulls the scissors out}'' Would you mind turning around for just a sec?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Not while you have those scissors in your hand.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, forget it, then.

:'''While she is watching Credenza in the shark pond'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulls out the scissors and snips off some of Marzipan's hair}'' Got it!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Turning back from the window. Angrily}'' You go get Credenza right now, or I'll...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You'll what?
::''{Jump cut. Strong Bad, with a yellow pencil embedded in the side of his head, is putting Credenza back by the desk.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I rescued your plant from those bloodthirsty sharks. Er, leafthirsty.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Thank you, Dangeresque! Now, I think you should keep looking for that formula!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. It's safer out there with the sharks, anyway. ''{Pulls the pencil out, with some effort, looks at it, then tosses it away.}''

====Stickanee Flower → Cutesy Buttons====
''{Strong Bad pulls out the flower}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Is that a Stickanee flower for me? How romantic! I thought they were extinct!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, no. This is a... Stink, uh, butt flower. ''{Puts it away}'' ... For my mom.

===Dangeresque Too===
====Dangeresque Too → Dangeresque Too → Angel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, you've gotta teach me that killer spin kick move you do!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' What are you talking about?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, when you kicked Killingyouguy's butt that last time.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' No, you must have dreamt that. But yeah, I can probably teach ya.

====Dangeresque Too → Dangeresque Too → Devil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You've been screwing up a lot in the past a lot lately. I don't need a loose cannon on this team!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Angrily}'' Back off, buddy! I don't wanna be here any more than you do, but I'm the only one you got!
:'''COACH Z:''' Hey, hey, hey! Save that kind of banter for the racquetball court, you two!

====Dangeresque Too → Renaldo====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe Renaldo is retiring!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' I know! He's taken my badge away thirteen times. Good thing I bought a case of 'em.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He only took mine once. But then I just stole yours, since it already says "Dangeresque" on it.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess after Renaldo retires, I'll have to start looking for a new regular partner.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' What do you think Renaldo's replacement's gonna to be like? Streetwise loose cannon with nothing to lose? Booksmart stuffed shirt with something to prove? Foot-long hot dog in a kaiser roll?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, wait, I forgot. After Renaldo retires, I work alone!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Maybe it'll be me. I'm a trash-talking rebel with—
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Interrupting}'' It won't be you.

====Dangeresque Too → Trinket====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulls out the trinket}'' Check this thing out!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Wow! What is that thing?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, what do YOU think it is?
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hmmm... is it animal or mineral?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Mineral.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Heavy or light?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Kinda heavy.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Sweet or salty?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' If I were to venture a guess, salty.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Then I have solved your riddle! The doctor is his MOTHER!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pause}'' Never mind. ''{Puts the trinket away}''

====Nunchuck Gun → Dangeresque Too====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulls out his nunchuck gun}'' FREEZE!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, yeah? You wanna get crazy? Oh, I'll get crazy!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Putting gun away}'' Nope, that's too crazy for me.

===Diet Cola===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Diet brown. All the fizzy with none of the flabby!
:'''COACH Z:''' Yeah! If I'm gonna hit the nude beaches on my retirement cruise, I'm need to start watching my girlish figure!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It'll work even better if I just take it away! I'm confiscating this. Official corrupt police business. ''{Takes the can}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Diet brown. All the fizzy with none of the flabby! ''{takes the can}''

===Door===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I should probably answer that. It's probably a gorgeous dame in desperate need of my help.
:''{He opens the door}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{his head inside the doorway}'' Why, hello beautiful.
:''{Coach Z as Renaldo enters the Smokey Office}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Hello Dangeresque! It's me... Renaldo! Your partner! I'm here with your on-again off-again sometimes other partner with the same name as you, Dangeresque... Too?
:''{Homestar Runner as Dangeresque Too enters the office carrying a cake.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Sup, Big D.
:'''COACH Z:''' Are we late for the... uhh... ''{stage whisper}'' What's my line?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stage whisper}'' ...Retirement party.
:'''COACH Z:''' Oh yeah... Retirement party? You know, because I retire in two weeks and then I'm off to spend my days in the Sidekick Islands where nothing can possibly kill you off ''{he pronounces "off" as "orf"}''!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' I brought cake!
:''{Strong Bad closes the door}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Second time, if Strong Bad has the nunchuck gun}''
:''{Strong Bad stares at the door}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I'll get—
:''{As he reaches for the handle, someone stars knocking. He looks down and sighs}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Flatly}'' Oh, I'll get the door.
:''{Opens the door, revealing Marzipan as Cutesy Buttons}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Dangeresque?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons! Are you here for Renaldo's retirement-in-two-weeks party too?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Walks in, carrying Credenza}'' No, I'm here because I need your help to save millions of helpless rainforest trees, like this one! ''{Holds up Credenza, then puts it down by the desk}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stage whisper}'' Marzipan, I told you not to bring your stupid plant!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Stage whisper}'' Credenza's a natural movie star! He deserves to be in this movie! ''{Normal voice}'' Anyway, I'm here because I discovered the location of a secret formula that will save the rainforest! But it's located deep in the jungles of Strong Borneo. For me, that's FAR too dangerous.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Not dangerous... Dangeresque! ''{To Coach Z and Homestar}'' What do you say, guys? One last case as a team? Just for old this movie's sake?
:'''COACH Z:''' You bet, Dangeresque! We'll just grab the formula and come back. What could possibly go wrong?
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Sorry, buddy, I can't. I've got uh... something else... I have to keep my eye on today. You guys go on without me! ''{Leaves}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmm... ''{Imitating a dramatic riff}'' Doodily-waw!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Until Strong Bad gets the nunchuck gun}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not going out there without a weapon. This town is dangerous.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Successive clicks simply open the map}''

===Lamp===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep on doin' your swing thing, lamp.

===Lappy 486===
====When sitting down====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess I have a minute to spare and check one of these so-called... e-mails. ''{Without moving his lips}'' Chi-ka wha!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lemme just check the Dangeresque Database to see if any new important missions have come in.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I know I'm right in the middle of cracking a hard-boiled case, but I think I have time for an e-mail or two.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess if I'm ever gonna learn to use this thing, I better start checking my e-mail.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Even thought I fight the law, but I also fight the crime, I still can't fight the urge to check a few e-mails.

====When deleting e-mails====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Dee! Lee! Ted!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No one must see this. DELETED!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This message will self-delete in... now.

''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays, showing a red DELETED! screen which has the Female Lappy with devil horns.}''

====When undeleting e-mails====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Undeleted!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I better keep this one so it doesn't fall into the wrong hands. Undeleted.

''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays backwards, showing a cyan UNDELETED! screen.}''

====E-mail 1: Bullet Catching====
:'''Appears at the start of the game'''
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>Bullet Catching</div>
Dear Strong Bad, have you ever caught a bullet with your 
teeth, cause that would be awesome? 
 
Just wondering, AAlgar,WA.
</blockquote>

:''{Strong Bad reads his name as "Dangeresque" and the sender's name as "Al Gar, worthless agent".}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Of course I can catch bullets with my... ''ahem'' teeth! You learn that on, like, the first day of basic training at Crooked Cop Academy. ''{Clears screen}'' You also learn how to mess with your superior officers in hillarious fashion, and make cool noises with your mouth! ''{Proceeds to make a series of cool noises with his mouth, which sound rather like alien languages and droid noises from ''Star Wars''.}'' Oh, I can also catch bottle rockets, musket shot, heat-seeking missiles, and rusty pennies that have been thrown off skyscrapers! And I'm currently working on my yellow belt in catching throwing stars with my eyelashes! Wink, wink!

====E-mail 2: My Hero====

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>My Hero</div>
Hey, Strong Bad! You are pretty much my hero. But I have 
to be honest, I think Homestar makes me laugh more. That 
guy is just hilarious! 
 
Nicolas B. Philly, PA
</blockquote>

:''{Strong Bad reads his name as "Dangeresque" like in the previous email. He also adds "Yeah, I can see how that would be the case" after the first sentence, reads Homestar's name as "Homeh-star", and reads the sender's name as "Nicolas Beefily, Pathetic Agent".}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' First of all, let's get one thing straight, Beefball. Dangeresque is a serious guy, okay? ''{forgets to type the word "is"}'' I don't make people laugh. I make them cry, tremble, and occasionally wet themselves in fear! ''{clears screen}'' Secondly of all, who is this "Homestar" ''{pronounced "Homeh-star" as before}'' person you speak of? Is he some sort of joke telling global terrorist? Or an international spy/comedian? Sounds like someone whose butt I'd kick across the deck of an evil secret underwater aircraft carrier! And definitely not someone who I would occasionally work together and share the same name with.

====E-mail 3: Dead Tree====
:'''Appears when visiting Brainblow City for the first time after meeting Sultry Buttons at the Secret Lab'''
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>Dead Tree</div>
Dear Strong Bad. Thers a dead tree in my neighbors yard 
that is really ugly to look at, what can I do about it? 
 
Pete Da Swede, Las Vegas
</blockquote>

:''{Strong Bad reads his name as "Dangeresque" as before, and emphasises the incorrect words "thers" and "neighbors".}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Hmmm... Cutesy Buttons would probably say to carefully dig it up and replant it somewhere where it can re-grow. But I say, go out and get yourself a chainsaw or a machete or something and go hack that sucker down! No sense in mourning dead wood, move on man!

===Paintings===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Oh, how did those get here? I thought sure I returned these priceless paintings that were evidence. Ha! Suckers!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These paintings really tie the room together.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These belong in a museum! But I'm keeping 'em anyway.

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Oh, how did those get here? I thought sure I returned these pwiceless... Pwiceless? Geez! ''{Background voices laugh as Strong Bad walks off}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Appearing from the side, sotto voce}'' Now I got HIM doing it! ''{Clapper board passes over the screen, scene returns to normal}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Oh, how did those get here? I thought sure I returned these pwiceless... Argh! I did it again! ''{Background voices laugh. Clapper board passes over the screen, scene returns to normal}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay. ''{sarcastically}'' Oh, how did those get here? I thought sure I returned these pwiceless- AAARRRGGGHHHH! ''{Background voices laugh}'' This is YOUR fault, mushmouth! ''{Clapper board passes over the screen upside-down, scene returns to normal}''

'''Right-hand painting only, after leaving the phone off the hook in the Nighttime Office in Extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Making a sound effect as the painting slides aside}'' Pshhhh! ''{Finds the tuxedo}'' Whoa! I'll be the life of the super spy party in this! ''{Sultry voice}'' Oh hello, femme fatale ''{pronounced "femmy fataly"}'' won't you accompany me to my car, that turns into a boat, that turns into a rocket, that turns into a... fold-out couch.

===Nunchuck Gun===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, my trusty nunchuck gun. The only gun that's never out of ammo.

===Phone===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Picks up the handset}'' Hello? Commissioner? Do WHAT to a rabbit? You've got the wrong number, pal. I'm not in that business any more. ''{Hangs up}'' Stupid telemarketers.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Picks up the handset, then goes to dial, but pauses}'' Hello? Hel— Oh, hey! No, it— No, it didn't even ring! ... Yeah, I know! ''{Camera starts moving around}'' That's so weird! So, yeah, hey, can I call you back? No, I just... ''{Turns away from the camera}'' Yeah. Yeah, I'll call you back. ''{Camera gets placed on the floor. Strong Bad walks away}'' I just gotta... yeah. Yeah. Yeah... okay. Yep, I will. Okay. Bye. ''{Coach Z walks on-screen, if he's in the scene. Strong Bad moves to hang up, then puts the handset back against his ear}'' What? Oh, okay. Give your mom a hug. Ok, bye. ''{Hangs up}''

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Picks up the phone}'' Hello? You got Dangeresque!
:'''COACH Z:''' Boop beep boop! The number you have dialed... ''{Background voices laugh}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Where is he? Coach Z! That guy's nuts.

===Plant===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The moody lighting and smoky atmosphere are being brightened too much by this plant. Maybe I should take it out for some fresh air and water.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay, he is looking a little pale in here. Perhaps some sunlight would do him good.
:''{Strong Bad takes the plant}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After it has been returned}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lemme just... ''{Goes to take the plant}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Angrily}'' I think the plant looks just lovely where it is.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Straightens up}'' You know, you're right. I'm just gonna leave it there.
:{{short hr}}
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Ahem!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In the middle of taking the plant. Straightens up}'' Oh, right.

===Renaldo===
====Renaldo → Renaldo → Angel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Now that you're retiring, Old Man, you won't have to make up excuses for being so grossly out of shape.
:'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, now I can accentuate this little bundle of blubber on the beach by lathering it up with sun block and cocoa butter.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's an image I didn't need stuck in my brain.

====Renaldo → Renaldo → Devil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Renaldo, you're finally retiring. I guess it's a good thing to get out now before your skills degrade as much as your looks have.
:'''COACH Z:''' Too late for that, Dangeresque. My skills took a turn for the worse long before my looks faded.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, so that's why you don't dance no more.

====Renaldo → Party====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How are you enjoying your retirement party?
:'''COACH Z:''' I can't believe that in just two weeks I'll be leaving this office for the last time.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe that in just two weeks I'll finally be able to get that baloney smell out here office for good!
:'''COACH Z:''' What? I thought you LIKED the smell of my deodorant.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Tucking lunch meat under your arms does not deodorant make, Renaldo.

====Renaldo → Trinket====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you make of this broken half a piece of junk?
:''{Cut to Strong Bad and Coach Z looking down at the camera}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Boy, it looks real familiar, like something your dad had before he—
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Kinda looks like a toe. You think it's a toe?
:'''COACH Z:''' ...Sure.

====Renaldo → Dangeresque Too====
:'''Only appears after Dangeresque Too leaves

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, Dangeresque Too left the party in quite a hurry. What do you think he's up to?
:'''COACH Z:''' Ooh, maybe he's planning a surprise party for my retirement!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' We just HAD your retirement party.
:'''COACH Z:''' You did? What a surprise!

====Nunchuck Gun → Renaldo====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{leveling his gun at Coach Z}'' Freeze!
:''{Coach Z screams}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughing as he puts the gun away}'' I never get tired of that.

===Trinket===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, broken half of a paperweight. You were the last thing my father ever gave me before he left, and the only thing I have to remember him. ''{Takes the trinket}'' Of course, I might not remember him as such a cheapskate if he bothered to give me something that was whole!

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, broken half of a paperweight. You were the last thing my father— ''{Strong Bad picks up the paperweight, but it slips out of his hands and falls on the floor. Background voices laugh.}'' Aw, crap! All right, who got fried chicken grease all over that thing? ''{Clapper board passes over the screen, scene returns to normal}''

===VCR===
:'''First time only'''
:''{Strong Bad presses play on the VCR. An image shows up on screen, showing Homestar and The Cheat. Homestar is sitting in a chair while obscured from the neck up, and The Cheat is sitting in his lap.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Ok, now? Evil, right? Ok. ''{swings his chair around and starts grooming The Cheat while speaking his lines}'' Hello Dangeresque. If you are watching this then you have no doubt discovered that I have kidnapped Cutesy Buttons! I also know that you have the formula for the rainforest. Well I can't let that happen! So, here is a list of my demands. First, you bring me the formula so I can destroy it! I also want access to the world's weapons stockpile. And I want a million dollars... in quesos! ''{speaks cheerfully}'' ...Ooh, and a pony! ''{The Cheat looks annoyed.}'' Like, the kind with wings and rainbows... ''{swings his chair around}'' ...and, uh, can I get a large melonade? No ice. Thanks The Cheat.
:''{The video stops playing.}''
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{half-heartedly}'' Who was that guy?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know, Renaldo. He seemed awfully familiar...
:'''COACH Z:''' Oh well, I'll start gathering up his demands. ''{starts walking off}'' I think I know where I can get a used pony cheap.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way, Renaldo! Dangeresque doesn't give in to the demands of terrorists! We're going to get Cutesy Buttons back my way... by finding his hideout and breaking into his hideout! Who do you know that can help us?
:'''COACH Z:''' Well, there ''is'' one person, but you're not gonna like it. It's your former enemy, Baron Darin Diamonicle!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unsettled}'' Aww man, I hate that guy! Once he made me eat a whole bag of stale, three month old, moldy, ranch flavored potato chips. RANCH FLAVORED! So I framed him for endangered puppy trafficking and the murder of several presidents. He's serving hard time in Brainblow State Prison now. I wonder if he remembers me?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I've seen enough!

===Window===
:'''When Marzipan is absent'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, that city is SO at large. ''{Cut to Strong Bad's viewpoint of the "city" with a view of a kiddie pool labeled "SHARK POND!" on it}'' And I have a great view of Brainblow City's majestic public shark pond!

:'''When Marzipan is present, but Credenza is not in the shark pond'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Take a look at that city, Cutesy Buttons. So full of... stuff that is interesting to turn around and look at. ''{Marzipan briefly looks out the window}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, I don't much like Brainblow City. I can't believe they tore down that mighty oak tree to put in that stupid shark pond!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, check this out! That shark out there is totally making fun of you!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't care. As long as it isn't destroying our precious natural vegetation, it can do whatever it wants.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You ever feel like just staring out the window for hours, and not turning around no matter what people are doing to you?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Not really. I'd rather spend my time tending to the needs of plants whose lives are threatened!

:'''When Marzipan is present, and Credenza is in the shark pond'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Cutesy Buttons, why don't you take a look out the window?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Shouldn't you be out getting my formula instead of hanging around the office?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' No, seriously, Marzipan, I think you should look out the window.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Looks out and sees Credenza in the shark pond}'' Aiiieeee! Credenza, what have they done to you? Hang in there, little one!
::'''COACH Z:''' Aww, that's just mean.

:'''In extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, Brainblow City's majestic shark pond.
::''{Shot of Coach Z sitting in the shark pond}''
::'''COACH Z:''' Come on in, the water's great!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Background voices laugh}'' What the—? Coach Z, get outta there, man! You get out of there! Coach Z...

==Nighttime Office==
'''This scene appears in the game introduction, but is only playable during extended play. It features a more realistic CG version of Strong Bad throughout. Smoke hangs in the air.'''

===On entry===
:''{Strong Bad's POV as he pushes open the door and walks in}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! I must be dreaming again...

===Chair===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check out the detail of this chair! You can even see my butt-print worn into the seat if you get close enough! ... But I wouldn't recommend actually getting your face that close.

===Crack===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, crack in the wall. I never knew you had so much character! So much texture! So much... cockroach excrement.

===Door===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, I wonder where this goes? ''{Strong Bad goes through the door, then the scene shifts to Strong Bad coming in through the door of the daytime office.}''

===Desk===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is my Dangerdesk! Perfect for kicking over and ducking behind for cover.

===Lamp===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The lighting in this room has never been so realistic! It really makes my well-oiled abs stand out!

===Phone===
:''{Strong Bad takes the phone off the hook, and leaves it on the desk.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Close-up of Strong Bad's face as he hangs up the phone again.}''

===Window===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Brainblow City has never looked so.... gloomy and dire. It's perfect!

{{SBCG4AP}}

{{stub}}

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The D6

Fangoriously — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 12:14:57 GMT

Fangoriously: redirect to Terminal D6

#REDIRECT [[Terminal D6]]

Subtitles:ccdo7b/en

Fangoriously — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 16:22:20 GMT

Fangoriously: It's the Ramshankle, and you know dang well, it's the word that these subtitles couldn't spell!

{{subtitles|2 Part Episode: Part 2}}
<pre>
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<line start="21" end="61" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="62" end="98" speaker="silentrip">You sure this is where the Topplegangers' Hideout is?</line>
<line start="99" end="113" speaker="gunhaver">I hope so.</line>
<line start="114" end="176" speaker="gunhaver">If not, we're surrounded by an entirely different rag-tag band of mercenaries.</line>
<line start="177" end="199" speaker="sfx">danger music</line>
<line start="200" end="222">
<sfx>danger music</sfx>
<gunhaver>All together now boys.</gunhaver>
</line>
<line start="225" end="252">
<silentrip>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</silentrip>
<gunhaver>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</gunhaver>
<crackotage>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</crackotage>
</line>
<line start="253" end="262">
<silentrip>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</silentrip>
<gunhaver>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</gunhaver>
<crackotage>Mmmmmm... Gulp!</crackotage>
</line>
<line start="263" end="350" speaker="subtlefuge">Well, if it isn't my good twin brother, Crapotage. And a couple of Cheat Commandos.</line>
<line start="351" end="391" speaker="crackotage">Not anymore, Subtlefuge. We're on our own.</line>
<line start="392" end="457" speaker="silentrip">And we need your help to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser.</line>
<line start="458" end="495" speaker="subtlefuge">And how do we know this isn't a trap?</line>
<line start="496" end="551" speaker="gunhaver">I've been wearing these same boxers for three days!</line>
<line start="552" end="615" speaker="subtlefuge">Euhhg! I'm convinced. You might as well meet the rest of the Topplegangers.</line>
<line start="619" end="635" speaker="subtlefuge">Dryghost. Swampslash. Fudgeclank.</line>
<line start="636" end="653" speaker="subtlefuge">Dryghost. Swampslash. Fudgeclank.</line>
<line start="654" end="665" speaker="subtlefuge">Dryghost. Swampslash. Fudgeclank.</line>
<line start="667" end="683" speaker="fudgeclank" sfx="sfx">laughs</line>
<line start="684" end="723" speaker="subtlefuge">Each is sold separately with rifle and gear.</line>
<line start="724" end="733" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="734" end="738" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="739" end="814" speaker="flashfight">And then we all reverse flank, drop trou, and the insurgents should surrender! Any questions?</line>
<line start="815" end="874" speaker="fightgar">Yeah, can we let Blue Laser out so we can maybe have some fun for once?</line>
<line start="875" end="892">
<fightgar sfx="sfx">laughing</fightgar>
<firebert sfx="sfx">laughing</firebert>
</line>
<line start="893" end="982" speaker="flashfight">Uh-uh! Don't make me have to fire you, Firebert. I'd hate to waste such an exquisite commando name!</line>
<line start="983" end="995" speaker="firebert">sad The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1007" end="1092" speaker="reynold">And I'd like to submit a formal request for you to shut your face whenever it's convenient for you, and if not, then no problem!</line>
<line start="1093" end="1135" speaker="commander">Aw, come on! Really let 'er rip!</line>
<line start="1136" end="1150" speaker="reynold">I'll tear off your face!</line>
<line start="1151" end="1166" speaker="reynold">I'll tear it right off!</line>
<line start="1167" end="1191" speaker="reynold">I'll tear it off and wear it to town!</line>
<line start="1192" end="1246" speaker="commander">Whoa! Struck a nerve there, eh, little Scrawnjob?</line>
<line start="1247" end="1296" speaker="reynold">Mmmm, Scrawnjob! I like the sound of that.</line>
<line start="1297" end="1311" speaker="sfx">musical sting</line>
<line start="1312" end="1334">
<sfx>musical sting</sfx>
<subtlefuge voiceover="yes">Here are the plans!</subtlefuge>
</line>
<line start="1335" end="1356" speaker="silentrip" voiceover="yes">Where did you get those?!</line>
<line start="1357" end="1377" speaker="dryghost" voiceover="yes">We've had 'em for a while.</line>
<line start="1378" end="1416" speaker="dryghost">I got the headquarters playset for my Bar Mitzvah.</line>
<line start="1417" end="1466" speaker="swampslash" voiceover="yes">It looks like this rear battery cover leads to the holding cell.</line>
<line start="1467" end="1492" speaker="gunhaver">Then that's our way in!</line>
<line start="1493" end="1527" speaker="subtlefuge">We'll take the Ramshankle!</line>
<line start="1528" end="1621" speaker="singers" voiceover="yes">It's the Ramshankle, and you know dang well, it's made out of old vehicles that we couldn't sell!</line>
<line start="1622" end="1675" speaker="flashfight">Since you've all been working so hard, I have a little surprise for you.</line>
<line start="1676" end="1720" speaker="flashfight">Non-Violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4!</line>
<line start="1721" end="1729">
<fightgar sfx="sfx">groan</fightgar>
<ripberger sfx="sfx">groan</ripberger>
<firebert sfx="sfx">groan</firebert>
</line>
<line start="1730" end="1733">
<fightgar>Aw, I wanted to watch... ponies... fightin'.</fightgar>
<ripberger sfx="sfx">groan</ripberger>
<firebert sfx="sfx">groan</firebert>
</line>
<line start="1734" end="1767" speaker="fightgar">Aw, I wanted to watch... ponies... fightin'.</line>
<line start="1768" end="1792" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1793" end="1837" speaker="crackotage">Here's the battery cover, but how will we ever get it open?</line>
<line start="1838" end="1886" speaker="subtlefuge">Leave that to Swampslash, our master of disguise.</line>
<line start="1887" end="1940" speaker="subtlefuge">He speaks three different languages, and can blend in anywhere.</line>
<line start="1941" end="2042" speaker="swampslash">Uh... Charge. Positive. Negative. Rabbit. Um... Lick?</line>
<line start="2051" end="2069" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">coughing</line>
<line start="2070" end="2112" speaker="silentrip">No wonder the electronic lights and sounds stopped working.</line>
<line start="2113" end="2159" speaker="silentrip">These batteries haven't been changed since Donnie's twelfth birthday!</line>
<line start="2160" end="2182" speaker="sfx">musical sting</line>
<line start="2183" end="2241" speaker="gunhaver">Sorry Blue Laser, you've stayed in jail for the last time!</line>
<line start="2242" end="2267" speaker="commander">Can I get a "bo-nus"?!</line>
<line start="2268" end="2286" speaker="gunhaver">Bo-nus!</line>
<line start="2287" end="2325" speaker="gunhaver">Now get out there and make with the evil schemes!</line>
<line start="2326" end="2387" speaker="commander">"Evil scheme" is quite literally my middle name! It's Slovenian!</line>
<line start="2388" end="2394" speaker="gunhaver" voiceover="yes">Ha!</line>
<line start="2395" end="2435" speaker="gunhaver">This terlet has the green water in it! A-cool!</line>
<line start="2436" end="2468" speaker="subtlefuge">Now, there's the slight matter of our,</line>
<line start="2469" end="2511" speaker="subtlefuge" volume="0.8">er um uh, let me think of it, how do say, er, uh,</line>
<line start="2512" end="2530" speaker="subtlefuge">payments!</line>
<line start="2531" end="2558" speaker="silentrip">Oh! Uh... right.</line>
<line start="2559" end="2622" speaker="silentrip">How do you feel about defaulted, unpaid, triple mortgages on restaurant spaces?</line>
<line start="2623" end="2653" speaker="subtlefuge">As good as gold!</line>
<line start="2654" end="2660" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">And then...</line>
<line start="2661" end="2664" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="2665" end="2675" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">...once again...</line>
<line start="2676" end="2679" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">excited gasp</line>
<line start="2680" end="2712" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">...absolutely nothing happened.</line>
<line start="2713" end="2727" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">moan</line>
<line start="2728" end="2732" speaker="sfx">static</line>
<line start="2733" end="2766" speaker="commander">Attention Cheat Commandos!</line>
<line start="2767" end="2771" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="2772" end="2789" speaker="flashfight">How did he get out?!</line>
<line start="2790" end="2817" speaker="commander">You're already too late!</line>
<line start="2818" end="2938" speaker="commander">I've flooded the world's amusement parks with counterfeit Skee-Ball tickets, causing the cost of Skee-Ball prizes to sky-rocket!</line>
<line start="2939" end="2944">
<flashfight>And why should the military be concerned with this?</flashfight>
<fightgar sfx="sfx">gasp</fightgar>
<firebert sfx="sfx">gasp</firebert>
</line>
<line start="2944" end="2976" speaker="flashfight">And why should the military be concerned with this?</line>
<line start="2977" end="3014" speaker="fightgar">You'll never get away with it, Blue Laser!</line>
<line start="3015" end="3041" speaker="commander">Oh, it wasn't my idea.</line>
<line start="3042" end="3107" speaker="commander">Meet Blue Laser's newest evil mastermind, Scrawnjob!</line>
<line start="3108" end="3123" speaker="sfx">musical sting</line>
<line start="3124" end="3143"><sfx>musical sting</sfx><reynold>That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS!</reynold></line>
<line start="3144" end="3153"><sfx>musical sting</sfx><reynold>That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS!</reynold></line>
<line start="3154" end="3197" speaker="reynold">Say goodbye to those oversized novelty sunglasses!</line>
<line start="3198" end="3229" speaker="reynold">And that boom box was never attainable!</line>
<line start="3230" end="3284" speaker="flashfight">So, you've made a game for eight-year-olds slightly more of a rip-off.</line>
<line start="3285" end="3323" speaker="flashfight">I still don't see how this affects global security.</line>
<line start="3324" end="3341" speaker="gunhaver" voiceover="yes">Don't you see, Admiral?</line>
<line start="3342" end="3408" speaker="gunhaver">Without plastic crap to win, kids will have no recourse but to join criminal groups!</line>
<line start="3409" end="3456" speaker="gunhaver">The world will be overrun with lasers of all colors!</line>
<line start="3457" end="3571" speaker="commander">(halfheartedly) Oh no, Gunhaver figured it out, rendering my plan useless through the TV! Bested again by my old nemesis.</line>
<line start="3572" end="3587" speaker="all">Yay!</line>
<line start="3588" end="3652" speaker="flashfight">Oh well. I suppose you two are ridiculous enough to justify the other's existence.</line>
<line start="3653" end="3690" speaker="flashfight">Here, Gunhaver, you can... have gun.</line>
<line start="3691" end="3700" speaker="gunhaver">Thanks!</line>
<line start="3701" end="3708" speaker="sfx">cocking sound</line>
<line start="3709" end="3713" speaker="sfx">bang!</line>
<line start="3714" end="3722" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="3723" end="3763" speaker="gunhaver">No, it's cool. He's wearin' that bullet-proof vest from earlier.</line>
<line start="3764" end="3770" speaker="reinforcements">Hey guys.</line>
<line start="3780" end="3809">
<sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
<singer>-s and toys!!</singer>
</line>
<line start="3826" end="3898" speaker="crackotage">And now that I'm back as part of the team, I can get into my old rhyme scheme. Laughity laugh laugh!</line>
<line start="3899" end="3918" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">moan</line>
<line start="3927" end="3959" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="3960" end="3988">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<taranchula>That's what happens when you're down with the Fudgeclank!!!</taranchula>
</line>
<line start="3989" end="4007" speaker="fudgeclank" sfx="sfx">laughs</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

english paper

Fangoriously — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 04:42:16 GMT

Fangoriously: This went unnoticed!

{{sbenav|64}}

[[Image:sbemail64.PNG|thumb|A Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper]]

"The Yellow Dart" asks Strong Bad to write his Englilsh paper for him.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' Monday, February 24, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:13

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
Right now I am putting off writing a 
paper for my English class. Can you 
write my Englilsh paper for me? I 
don't even care if it's good or not, 
I just don't want to do it. 
 
Kyle Smith, 
Manhattan, Kansas</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad stops and says "Ahh. Never get tired of how that sounds" after reading "Dear Strong Bad". He also reads "Englilsh" as "Englilish".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... ''{typing}'' I don't really think you need to worry about it being any good if ''you'' write it, Kyle. But I'll take a crack at it.

''{Cut to a blank sheet of paper. As Strong Bad details more about the paper, it appears onscreen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So let's start out with the title page. "A Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper" by Kyle Smith. You know, it couldn't hurt to soup up your name a little bit, Kyle. Y'know, like throw a cool nickname in there, like Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Smith. Oh, yeah! That right there will get you five to ten extra credit points easy. Then you move into the introduction. ''{Strong Bad starts typing the essay}'' Chances are, this is all your teacher's gonna read before they give you a grade, so...that's why the cool nickname is so important. "The Yellow Dart." I'm awesome. ''{"5+ nickname still cool!" appears on the paper.}'' Then you got the body, which is-a my personal favorite...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, Strong Bad! I'm inside your house.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, while typing the essay}'' Oh. That sucks. What can I do for ya?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Can I have the rest of this breakfast burrito?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I guess. What do you want it for?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Umm... I'm gonna try and sell it at some type of online auction.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Hey, do whatcha gotta do. Look, I'm busy writing a paper for my man "The Yellow Dart" over here.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Okay bye! ''{runs off}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to Homestar, still voiceover}'' Uh, you won't get more than three-fifty for it! Believe me, I've tried.

''{Cut to the essay as written sitting on a desk}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Okay, so I think we're just about done. We just need to apply a little double-space action... ''{The essay becomes double-spaced}'' or, uh...maybe a little triple-space action... ''{The essay becomes triple-spaced}'' then I'd beef it up with some random diagrams... That can't hurt.

''{The diagram is a comparison of eating one battery to eating five batteries. Cut to Strong Bad sitting in front of the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I think it's pretty good as-is, but, uh...couldn't hurt to throw a little cash in there to uh...seal the deal. ''{typing}'' Alright The Yellow Dart, you owe me, man. Can't nobody say Strong Bad never did nothing for the peoples. Now it is my intention to sit down and play video games for several hours.

''{Strong Bad gets up, [[The Paper]] comes down, and the essay appears onscreen.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end of it, flip to the page after the title page and click on the words "The Cheat's allowance" to see the [[Some Type of Online Auction|online auction]] for the breakfast burrito.
*Keep flipping through the paper, and after it flips back to the front, the paper can be [[Miscellaneous Downloads|downloaded]] in the Microsoft Word .doc format.

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*Originally, the cash was scanned pictures of actual money. However, [[The Brothers Chaps]] later scrapped the idea, and used cartoon drawings instead.
*Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Smith allegedly reported via an Internet forum that he actually ''did'' submit Strong Bad's English paper along with his own real one.
*Originally, the half-eaten burrito was actually listed for sale on [[Wikipedia:eBay|eBay]]. According to a message board from the time of release, the burrito shot from $3.50 to over $1,000,000 in a matter of hours. By 9:10 pm it was past $5,000,000, and by 10:19 pm it had maxed out at $99,999,999. During this time messages were displayed somewhere from Homestar, including:

<blockquote>Oh my god you guys are crazy!!! This isn't even one of Marzipan's famous tofu breakfast burritos.
But since you guys like so much, guess what, I'll throw in the plate.
BTW, watch for my upcoming auctions: One of The Cheat's sweat socks, Marzipan's bread and butter pickle recipe,
and Strong Sad's autographed Moby baby-doll tee!</blockquote>

<blockquote>Alright, alright! I'll pay the shipping. It's the least I can do.</blockquote>

<blockquote>C'mon guys, quit going crazy on my auction.
This thing isn't worth half of what it's going for. It is half-eaten, afterall.
I'm going to use the money to buy Marzipan a Yello Dello.
And if that's you running up the price, The Cheat, don't ask me to shave your back anymore.</blockquote>

*Due to the large number of bogus bids, the burrito was eventually pulled. The cancellation notice(s) read:

<blockquote>Sewiouslwy guys, this thing is half eaten afterall.</blockquote>

<blockquote>The King Of Town ate the burrito. This does not look good for Homestar Runner. </blockquote>
*Within the online auction page is the first time Strong Bad is called a "[[Wrestleman|wrestle man]]."

===Remarks===
*Cancelling out the negatives, "Can't nobody say Strong Bad never did nothing for the peoples" means "Somebody can say Strong Bad did something for the peoples."
**The aforementioned phrase is the second time Strong Bad has used a quadruple negative (Can't, nobody, never, nothing). Previously in [[marzipan]], he asked Marzipan "Do you don't not dislike not Strong Bad?", which, cancelling out the negatives means, "Do you dislike not Strong Bad?" That roughly means, "Do you hate anybody that's not Strong Bad?"
*Strong Bad taped $2.53 to the back of the paper. It is not entirely clear whether the silver coins are nickels or quarters, though the portrait looks similar to that on the one dollar bills, which also feature George Washington.
*The printable version of the english paper was created on Sunday, February 23, 2003 10:27:00 PM and printed on Monday, February 24, 2003 4:57:00 AM. The software it was written on is registered to "Preferred Customer" of "Dell Computer Corporation."
*Between typing "speech" and "Webster's," there is a lengthy pause, during which the typing sounds are still going on.
*The a> prompt is missing from the back button.

===Inside References===
*According to the auction Easter egg, Homestar's [[Characters' Contacts|screen name]] is witchesbrew82—yet another in a long line of [[Witches' Brew]] references. The high bidder is cheatachu72, which is [[The Cheat]]'s Instant Messenge screen name from [[i she be]].
*This is another appearance of [[Loose Coins]].

===Fast Forward===
*The diagram of the man eating a [[battery]] is later used in [[bottom 10]], except instead of a battery, he has a [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallow]] crammed into his mouth.

== The English Paper ==
<blockquote style="font-family:monospace; width: 35em; text-align: center">
"A Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper" 
by Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Smith
</blockquote>

<blockquote style="font-family:monospace; text-indent:3em">
Since maybe like the Middle Ages, there have been many 
differing opinions on hustle and bustle. This cannot be 
denied. It is my intention to sit down and play video games 
for several hours.

First, moving around quickly, and with purpose, is a 
true sign of character. Secondarily, bustle(e.g. hustle) 
yields more product for the working types. "Hustle and bustle 
are like my right and left arms," said Li'l Spicy in his famous 
"Hustle and Bustle Are Like My Right and Left Arms" speech. 
Webster's defines bustle as "excited and often noisy activity; 
a stir." A stir, indeed. Finally, sometimes gross stuff can 
be funny.

In conclusion, I, "The Yellow Dart," think I have done a 
great job illustrating the many differing opinions about hustle 
and bustle, may they both rest in peace. Also, I think Strong 
Bad should decrease The Cheat's allowance.
</blockquote>

''{Page Three features the batteries diagrams, and turning it over shows two dollar bills, two quarters, and three pennies taped to the back of the paper.}''

== DVD Version ==
*The "Englilsh" Paper is only accessible via a hidden Strong Bad icon in the lower-right corner of the Compy 386 screen. However, you now get to hear Strong Bad read the paper aloud. Furthermore, there are some additional comments near the end of this.
**'''STRONG BAD:''' Eating one battery. Eating five batteries. Oh, that guy has got quite a gullet. ''{turns to page four}'' And what I like to call a little... inshoirance.
**Strong Bad misspells "yields" as "yeilds" in the image of the essay that he is reading in this extra (though it is correct in the online version).
*The Breakfast Burrito is accessible via a hidden Strong Bad icon in the lower-left corner of the Compy 386 screen instead of through the Englilsh Paper. As with the Englilsh Paper, you get to hear Homestar Runner read it.

=== Fun Facts ===
*Strong Bad's pronunciation of the word "insurance" is another example of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"|an "er" sound pronounced as "oi"]] (in other words, a mock Brooklyn accent).

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail64.html|watch "english paper"]]
*[[HR:sbemail64.swf|view the Flash file for "english paper"]]
*[[HR:auction.html|view the auction]]
*[[HR:englishpaper.doc|read the English paper]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]

User talk:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc

Fangoriously — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 12:34:17 GMT

Fangoriously: /**/Main Page 15

==Your test==
Thanks for experimenting with the Homestar Runner Wiki. Your test{{#if:|s|}} ([[hi! this text is not weird. do you have shoes on??]]{{#if:|, {{{diff2}}}{{#if:|, {{{diff3}}}|}}|}}) worked, and {{#if:|have|has}} now been reverted or removed. Please use [[HRWiki:Sandbox]] for any other tests you want to do, since testing in articles will normally be reverted quickly. Please see the [[Help:Editing]] page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our resource. Thanks. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:36, 1 May 2010 (UTC)
:Hey Gfdgsgxgzgdrc, you created that page again. Please use the sandbox for your tests and don't create that page again. Thanks.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 18:20, 1 May 2010 (UTC)

== hahahhaahhahah ==

hello I am Gfdgsgxgzgdrc shortened out as gfdgsg

== Removing links and templates ==

Hello there, Unpronounceable Name. Please do not remove links or templates from pages without a reason. You've been reverted three times today because of this behavior. [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Stinkoman_20X6_Trivia&curid=15732&diff=703138&oldid=703135 Here], [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Xeriouxly_Forxe_Character_Variations&curid=51932&diff=703137&oldid=703127 here] and [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Template:userboxtop&curid=18785&diff=703115&oldid=703114 here]. I also noticed that you never use the edit summary. I would be really easy for us to know the reason why you made those edits if you used a summary. If you want, there is an option in your preferences to notify you when you are about to save a page without using the summary box. Thank you, {{User:Elcool/sig}} 18:51, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

== Signature template ==

Your signature template has already been moved to [[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig]] once – stop creating it at [[Template:gf-sig]]. Signatures belong in your userspace, not in the main template namespace. To use the template in its current location, you can set your signature to <code><nowiki>{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}}</nowiki></code>. Also, the yellow text on the word "Yay" is very hard to read – please consider using a darker colour. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 14:40, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:Heads up, I just reverted all that Easter egg stuff with your sig. It went against our [[HRW:US|user space policy]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:38, 13 June 2010 (UTC)

== bit o help there? ==

Sup Gfdgsgxgzgdrc, Im here to give you a couple pointers on a few things. 
1. Span Tags: Whenever you change the <nowiki></nowiki>Color of words. You have to end it with a, otherwise, it'll keep going down the page with that color. If you have more than one span tags, you have to close each of them with a <nowiki></nowiki>, not just a single tag. 
 
2. Templates you keep using: You also seem to be using unneeded templates. IE: [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc&diff=prev&oldid=704202 Edit Remove], [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc&diff=prev&oldid=704084 headline], and [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc&diff=next&oldid=703141 some maner of sig type deal]. 
[[File:Show preview.png|thumb|539px|This one, not that one. We got that? Now gimmie five.]]
3. Show Preview: I've that you have made several consecutive edits to the same page. I'd like to point out the Show Preview button. It's right next to the Save Page button when you edit. You should use it whenever you are making a lot of experimental edits, for example when you are trying to get formatting right, or checking to se if the above templates exist. Using the Show Preview button is quicker and easier than saving and clicking "edit" again, and will keep [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]] and page histories from being flooded.
 
 
That's all that I've noticed, but if there's anything thing else, anything at all, please contact me on my [[User talk:Movie magic man|talk page]]. Keep on tranglin -{{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 23:13, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

== Block warning ==

Do you really not get what [[Sbemail 136 Alternate Versions]] is? The Brothers Chaps wrote it. It's not fanstuff. You've been making a lot of edits and templates lately that don't fit on this wiki. I'm sorry the fanstuff wiki was closed out from under you, but that doesn't mean that the kind of edits that were tolerated there are appropriate here. If you're going to disrupt this wiki, you will be blocked from editing. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:16, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
:oh sorry {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 01:17, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
::Please don't edit carelessly like you tend to, especially on templates. Because templates are used on lots of pages all over the wiki, you should not change them unless you have consensus to do so. In general, your editing seems to be treating this whole wiki as a Sandbox. It's not. It's getting tiring to have to clean up after you. Please stop. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:50, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Since apparently you're not getting it and I '''once again''' had to clean up after you, I've blocked your account for a week. When you come back, you've '''got''' to quit treating this wiki like your personal playground, or you're going to end up blocked indefinitely. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:02, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

== you don't need to. ==

You can type my name by typing <nowiki>{{gf}}</nowiki> or you can call me "gf". --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 00:56, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:Um, no. We can't. That results in all types of broken links that stink up pages.{{gf}} is the result, and that is rather ugly to appear all over. And now your page is full of that. You might want to get rid of those, but that's just me.--[[User:Jellote|Jellote]] [[User talk:Jellote|wuz]] [[Special:Contributions/Jellote|here]] 00:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== Editing templates ==

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc, you have a habit of making strange and often detrimental edits to templates. Templates are used in many places throughout the wiki, so any edit to them can have far-reaching effects. Therefore, please do not edit templates without first gaining consensus for your change (even then, it's best to allow a user with more experience to make the change). I am quite serious about this, as your edits to templates are proving disruptive. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:29, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:Please listen to Heimstern. [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Template%3Apersonal-image-sig&diff=705066&oldid=614180 These edits] are exactly the type he meant. Please don't edit templates before you have discussed the changes on the template's talk page.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 06:14, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::You still aren't listening. I'm just going to have to block you if you don't quit editing templates, so please stop. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 15:19, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

== Two problems with your signiture ==

I hate to say this, but what your signiture currently is does not fit our requirements. First, your sig image is too large in file size. Second, your signiture clutters pages and makes the navigation box all strange. It creates a new subheading, so every time you sign we get a new part in the nav box. See [[User talk:Supuhstar|here for a good example]]. Try to fix that.--[[User:Jellote|Jellote]] [[User talk:Jellote|wuz]] [[Special:Contributions/Jellote|here]] 22:16, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== User page ==

Hello. You only get one user page, not links to three halves of one. Laters. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:49, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== Image format ==

Please upload screenshots of Flash animations as lossless PNG files instead of lossy JPEG files. See [[HRWiki:Image use policy]] for further information. Thank you, {{User:LobStoR/sig}} 16:09, 22 May 2011 (UTC)
:Would you also be so kind as to re-upload [[:File:onion_bubs_in_3d.jpg]] in PNG format? Please and thanks. {{User:Soiled Bargains/sig}} 17:48, 22 May 2011 (UTC)

== German Subtitles ==

Hi Gfdgsgxgzgdrc, I saw you created [[Subtitles:ccdo7b/de]]. As a native German speaker it is obvious to me that you used an automatic translation tool. The result is very poor and sometimes nonsensical. Please do not use translation tools when creating subtitles (see [[HRWiki:Subtitles#Translating_Subtitles]]). I will add a fixtranslation tag and also remove the paginprogress tag because you obviously have stopped working on it. Thanks for understanding, {{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:35, 29 May 2011 (UTC)
:How do i create subtitles if i don't know any languages? --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 15:09, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
::You, uh... don't. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:07, 13 June 2011 (UTC)

== Personal Images ==

I've seen you've been putting some of your personal images up for deletion. Thanks for cutting back in order to follow [[HRWiki:Personal Images|our policy of two images per person]]! There's an eaiser way to put your images and user space pages up for deletion, though. Just put {{t|delete}} on top of the page. This is preferable to putting the notice on the talk page; it's more noticeable by the sysops and administrators who will delete it for you. Take care, G-Man. {{User:Soiled Bargains/sig}} 20:01, 30 May 2011 (UTC)
: Please note, you still are using [[Special:Personalimages#G|three personal images]]. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 12:06, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
:: It's going to be a year soon, and you still haven't removed one personal image. In addition, you have one too many sig pics. Yes, your qotw page still counts as a personal page. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 17:03, 4 January 2012 (UTC)
:::ColdReactive - it looks like Gfdgsgxgzgdrc's "my sig pic.png" does not still exist on this wiki. His sig pictures are currently within policy. You are correct about the three personal images though. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 18:22, 4 January 2012 (UTC)

==Outdated Conversations==
Hey Gfdgsgxgzgdrc; just thought you should know that it is generally advised not to reply to conversations that are more than a couple months old unless you have an argument of some kind to bring up. People are on the ball around here, and things are generally taken care of pretty quickly. basically, pay more attention to the timestamps. if there isn't one, look around the talk post for others that are logically nearby. If the talk post was added in 2006, the discussion is probably dead by now. Also, if you want to put something on the talk page of a user who hasn't been here in a while, on the left side of the screen, right under the search box is a "toolbox" menu. you can click on "User contributions" in that menu and see how long ago the most recent date was. If they haven't been here in a couple years, maybe refrain from putting anything on their talk page. These are just basic guidelines to follow to keep the wiki running more smoothly. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 05:17, 4 June 2011 (UTC)
:[http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:rock_opera&curid=5555&diff=722179&oldid=715362&rcid=683788 You did it again]. That conversation is over six years old, and long dead. As the Knights said, it's not advised to reply to these. It's a simple matter to check how old a conversation is, and it's all explained in the message above this. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 15:29, 8 June 2011 (UTC)

== youre very good at drawing ==

^^ --[[Image:coach g.png|20x20px]][[User:Marzifan|Marzifan]][[Image:newestbubs.png|20x20px]] 18:15, 10 June 2011 (UTC)

:Uh...Thanks. also, What drawing are you talking about? --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 00:26, 11 June 2011 (UTC)
::[[:File:zonkbad.png|this one]] --[[Image:coach g.png|20x20px]][[User:Marzifan|Marzifan]][[Image:newestbubs.png|20x20px]] 15:54, 11 June 2011 (UTC)
:::thanks! --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 15:19, 12 June 2011 (UTC)
::::wanna be friends? --[[Image:coach g.png|20x20px]][[User:Marzifan|Marzifan]][[Image:newestbubs.png|20x20px]] 13:21, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
:::::uh...sure... --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 15:07, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
::::::Thanks for the kind comment --[[Image:coach g.png|20x20px]][[User:Marzifan|Marzifan]][[Image:newestbubs.png|20x20px]] 08:26, 15 June 2011 (UTC)

== Hi ==

Hey, it's NickelbackFan37 from the CPW. :) --{{User:Toshiba HSRLR/sig}} 06:14, 19 June 2011 (UTC)

:Hi!!! --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 23:37, 19 June 2011 (UTC)

== userboxes ==

Thank you for fitting my userboxes on my page. --[[Image:coach g.png|20x20px]][[User:Marzifan|Marzifan]][[Image:newestbubs.png|20x20px]] 09:05, 13 July 2011 (UTC)

:You're Welcome! It was easy. --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 15:33, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
:: XDD--[[Image:coach g.png|20x20px]][[User:Marzifan|Marzifan]][[Image:newestbubs.png|20x20px]] 12:05, 16 July 2011 (UTC)

== April Fools' ==

Regarding your {{p|l={{FULLURL:Talk:Main Page|diff=727698&oldid=727660}} recent edit to the Main talk page}}, it's not as bad of an idea imo as the {{p|l={{FULLURL:Talk:Main Page|diff=727699&oldid=727698}} follow-up edit}} would suggest. The problem with your idea this time is the fact that you suggested it in the first place. If you spend much time on the forum, it's just like proposed Halloween costumes: suggesting one practically eliminates any chance of it ever being used on the site. It removes the element of surprise. Additionally, as far as i'm aware, the bureaucrats aren't really looking for suggestions, and even if they were, they would not want the suggestions to be publicly announced for the same reason. However, if you believe that it is a great April Fools' Day prank, you are more than welcome to replace your user page with it when the time comes. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 06:49, 28 December 2011 (UTC)

== Hi Gfdgsgxgzgdrc ==

Wanna be friends?

:Sure. --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 19:41, 7 January 2012 (UTC)

== Havin' a little trouble... ==

I'm having a little trouble logging in on the HRWiki Forum. Can you help? (PS: Can somebody make a censored version of the "Swears" page?) {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 14:45, 28 January 2012 (UTC)
:You didn't give any details about what kind of problem you're having, what steps you're taking, what error messages you're getting, or anything. (PS: You've got to be kidding.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:26, 28 January 2012 (UTC)
::Well, I click "log in" and type my username in the username box (Username: Gfdgsgxgzgdrc) and my password (Not gonna tell ya what it is) and I get the error message: "You have specified an incorrect username. Please check your username and try again. If you continue to have problems please contact the Board Administrator." but I ''didn't'' type an incorrect password. What's the [[Senor Mortgage|probalo]]? {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 21:42, 28 January 2012 (UTC)
:::That's not the error I get. It tells me that I have the wrong password (obviously), but it says the username is fine. Try clearing your cookies. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:12, 29 January 2012 (UTC)
::::Nevermind. I logged in. Hooray-a-for-me! {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 15:53, 29 January 2012 (UTC)

== Scalawaggery ==

"It's", with the apostrophe, is always short for "it is". If "it is" does not make sense, the correct spelling is "its". You wouldn't say "Strong Bad's Computer Exceeding '''It Is''' Technical Specifications", would you? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 02:23, 9 February 2012 (UTC)
:Well, "it's" can also mean "it has" but it can not mean "the X belonging to it". See also [[Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Grammar]]. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 13:21, 9 February 2012 (UTC)
::''Oh.'' I'm so sorry. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 00:56, 10 February 2012 (UTC)

== Correction ==

Last month, you {{p|l={{FULLURL:HRWiki:Featured Article Selection|diff=728029&oldid=728015}} responded}} to lots of different open threads. For a couple of the responses, you used the word "Correction:" to start out. What did you mean when you used that word? Because it looked to me for one in particular like you were correcting what Stux had written in such a manner as though it was what you had written. Do you remember what you meant by that? {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 03:23, 21 February 2012 (UTC)
:Yes...I meant to "correct" the person who was saying the thing that (kind of) made a mistake. --{{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 00:28, 23 February 2012 (UTC)
::The thing is, Stux was expressing his opinion on the subject in both cases. He didn't make any mistakes in doing so ("kind of" or otherwise), so "correcting" his opinion is by definition impossible. The only way "Correction:" makes sense in the context you used it in is if you were trying to correct something ''you'' had previously said. Not anyone else. Make sense? {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 02:41, 23 February 2012 (UTC)

== Vandal food ==

Are you aware that asking vandals not to vandalize is not only completely pointless, but it's also counter-productive? It only gives the vandals a reason to vandalize, which is known as feeding the vandals. It goes without saying that you don't like it. The statement at the top of your user page is completely unnecessary. In other words, a typical vandal would vandalize your page ''because'' that statement is there. Not to mention your user page's record on this wiki is almost spotless. It's only been vandalized three times, and one of those was in good faith. (Yes, that's possible.) The other two were the same vandal within a few minutes of each other. He also got your signature, which is the only time that page has been vandalized. Your talk page was spammed last night (only blemish on your talk page), and since it is believed that most spammers are bots, asking a spammer not to spam is even more pointless than asking a vandal not to vandalize. And all five of these edits were reverted immediately. So even if you are so unfortunate as to have your page vandalized, it will be reverted right away, and the vandal will be blocked, and everything will effectively be back to normal. That's how things work here at HRWiki. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 17:06, 28 April 2012 (UTC)
:'Kay. Thanks! {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 21:12, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

== Homsar Wiki ==

Hey Gfdgsgxgzgdrc, I noticed that picture you have of Homsar. It's really funny. I was bored and decided to make an improved one for you, but you don't have to use it though. Hope you like it! {{User:Tenerence Love/sig}} 22:54, 5 May 2012 (UTC)

https://sites.google.com/site/virtualpizz/homsarwiki.png

:That. is. ''AWESOME''. Good job. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 01:03, 10 May 2012 (UTC)

== Main Page 15 ==

How was the Main Page 15 picture without the button effects better? The other main page pictures have buttons turned on. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 12:34, 10 August 2012 (UTC)

the bird

Fangoriously — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 04:47:25 GMT

Fangoriously: /* Transcript */

{{aboutemail}} {{for|[[:Category:Animals|animal]]|Birds}} {{for|[[Characters#Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad characters]]|Birds (Teen Girl Squad)}} {{for|gesture|Double Deuce}}
{{sbenav|24}}
[[Image:sbemail24.PNG|thumb|"Psssshhh! The Double Deuce!"]]
Phylo D asks how hard it is for Strong Bad to flip someone off with boxing gloves on.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[The Stick]]

'''Computer:''' [[Pom Pilot]]

'''Date:''' Monday, April 22, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:20

'''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}
__FORCETOC__
== Transcript ==

''{Pom Pom and Strong Bad are standing next to The Stick.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So I was like, ''{begins to "shake it" mockingly}'' "Well, you think you're so hot, but me hot, ''me hot''!"

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles, as if laughing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's a pretty good one, huh? Oh crap, I should probably check my email. Hey, let me see your Pom Pilot!

''{Pom Pom tosses his Pom Pilot to Strong Bad, with four buttons, Internet, Email, Solitaire, and The Ladies.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing as he uses the stylus to bring up the email}'' Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool... ''{clicks Email}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">DEAR STRONG BAD, 
IS IT HARD TO FLIP SOMEONE 
OFF WiTH BOXING GLOVES ON? 
VERY CRAPFULLY: 
PHYLO D</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, not really, man.

''{He holds his hand straight to the front.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm flippin' you off right now. Of course there's other ways to give somebody the finger.

''{He puts his hand behind him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, check it out: behind the back.

''{He waves his hand in circles.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, around the world. And my personal favorite.

''{He holds both of his arms up to the side.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Psssshhh! The Double Deuce! What's your favorite, Pom Pom?

''{Pom Pom holds one of his hands up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, Pom Pom likes the Single Deuce.

''{Pom Pom nods. Homestar walks on screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Homestar!

''{He flips his hand to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, right back at you Strong Bad!

''{Homestar walks away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' He just gave me the bird!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles, as if laughing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That wasn't funny, man! That'll hurt a guy's feelings. ''{Brooding}'' Okay, so until next week, send me your email. I will more than likely flip you off.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. After a few seconds, Pom Pom briefly peeks his head out from under it and then straightens back up.}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Trivia===
*This is the first instance of a character interacting with The Paper.
*This is the only email set completely outside.
*This is the first email Strong Bad doesn't answer on his own computer.
*In the email that Strong Bad received, the "i" inside the word "with" is [[Lowercase i's|lowercase]].
*This is Pom Pom's first appearance in a Strong Bad email.

===Remarks===
*Apparently, Pom Pom has Strong Bad's email username and password saved on to his Pom Pilot. Strong Bad didn't even have to log in.
*The page title is ''Tandy 400!!!'', even though Strong Bad is never at his computer in this email.

===Goofs===

*Right before Strong Bad gives the [[Double Deuce]], he sets down the Pom Pilot at his feet. Then, when Homestar Runner walks by, the Pom Pilot is nowhere to be seen.
*Strong Bad's right eye (on the viewer's left) has the "gleam" in the wrong spot.
*Pom Pom and The Stick have a shadow, but Strong Bad doesn't.
*When Strong Bad gets "flipped off" by Homestar and is saddened, his arms are behind him rather than on his side.
*Strong Bad's right eye is smaller than the other, even when he is facing the viewer.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad receives another email signed with the word [[Crapfully Yours|crapfully]].
*When Homestar flips Strong Bad the bird, it highlights his [[lack of visible arms]].

== DVD Version ==
===Glitches===
*At the very start of the email, a brief snippet of the music from the Easter egg in [[little animal]] (the previous email) plays.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail24.html | watch "the bird"]]
*[[HR:sbemail24.swf | view the Flash file for "the bird"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: Strong Bad Email]]

User talk:Fangoriously

Fangoriously — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 21:25:36 GMT

Fangoriously: /* About the new wiki... */

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== Hello ==

Hi, Fangoriously, welcome to the Homestar Runner Wiki. It's a wonderful idea to do cleanup like you did [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=alternate_universe&curid=22046&diff=626756&oldid=622905&rcid=585553 here], [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=homsar&curid=783&diff=626757&oldid=626755&rcid=585554 here], and [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=making_out&curid=786&diff=626759&oldid=575228&rcid=585556 here], but adding onomatopoeia's like you did [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=depressio&curid=787&diff=626761&oldid=623706&rcid=585558 here] isn't really helpful, because here, we like to leave out those kind of things. So, keep up the good work, and welcome once again! {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 05:37, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
:I'm aiming to be a big level person, and I'm using the sbemails as a start! --[[User:Fangoriously|Fangoriously]] 05:41, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
::If you want talk page posts to be indented like this, put a : before your comment, and it'll indent it. Make sure you add as many of : as it takes to make it be aligned correctly. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 05:43, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
:::My mission is to clean up all the pages, starting with the sbemails. --[[User:Fangoriously|Fangoriously]] 20:32, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

== Blockquote Classes ==

Hi there, I'm curious why you've been removing the computer name from the classes of blockquotes. If i recall correctly, them things are important. Would you mind enlightening me? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:54, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
:Compy emails and Lappy emails blockquotes look the same, except for the Lappy having a subject line, but only when you give one. --[[User:Fangoriously|Fangoriously]] 21:03, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
::It's still probably a good idea to have it, you don't know what special stuff might be going on behind the scenes... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:05, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Well, nothing special's going on behind the scenes ''yet'', but having the computer name in the blockquotes means it'd be easy enough to add something behind the scenes in the future, if we ever want to. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 21:20, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

== Why am I capable ==

Why am I capable of uploading files and moving pages?
:Because you're a user. I am too. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:22, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
::But the upload page has said it was limited to users that were autoconfirmed (?), sysops, or bots! And I know that new accounts can't move stuff! --[[User:Fangoriously|Fangoriously]] 02:23, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Autoconfirmed means that the server has confirmed you as a user. It takes a few days. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:25, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

== New Paper ==
Fangoriously, I've Replied to Your Message, See... [[User talk:Thewi2kbug#New Paper|My Talk/New Paper]] for details. {{user:Thewi2kbug/sig}} 11:29, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

== Your Test ==

Thanks for experimenting with the Homestar Runner Wiki. Your test (best) worked, and has now been reverted or removed. Please use [[HRWiki:Sandbox]] for any other tests you want to do, since testing in articles will normally be reverted quickly. Please see the [[Help:Editing]] page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our resource. Thanks. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:47, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

== Sysops ==

Hey there Fangoriously! What's up? I couldn't help but notice that you seem to have an admirable desire to become a [[HRWiki:Sysops|sysop]]. Just to let you know, edits like [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&diff=next&oldid=631142 this] probably aren't going to get you anywhere. I suggest you read [[HRWiki:FAQ#How do I become an admin or sysop?|these helpful tips]], and just keep doing your part to make this encyclopedia even more vast and extensive. Edits like [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=All_Toons&diff=prev&oldid=630626 this] and [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Compy_386&diff=prev&oldid=630413 this] are a great start, keep up the good work! {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 19:29, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
:I should point out at this point that very few wiki users are ever given sysop status. At the time of typing, there are only 26 sysops on this wiki and this number will only increase every few years or so. To be honest though, the only real differences between a regular editor, like you or me, and a sysop are that a sysop can protect and delete pages and block and unblock users. You can see the problems that would occur if everyone was allowed to be a sysop! However, if you continue to make good edits like the ones above, you will become a well-respected and highly trusted contibutor. Who knows, maybe in a few years when it's time to nominate new sysops, you'll be considered! {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:44, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

== Nice Userpage ==
I like your Virus'd virus userpage. That's really cool.-{{User:Record307/sig}} 20:41, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
:Thanks! As well as randomly inserting gibberish in sections, I made some other changes, like changing "transcript" to "tandyscript", and Strong Bad using a program called "Homsar the Virus Hunter" to find "MORE THAN ONE" virus. --[[User:Fangoriously|Fangoriously!]] [[User talk:Fangoriously|Chat]] 23:51, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
::Another note: I got the idea for my cool userpage from a comment on virus's talk page. It said to make that page look virus'd, but it was rejected because this is a knowledge base. --[[User:Fangoriously|Fangoriously!]] [[User talk:Fangoriously|Chat]] 23:54, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
:::I know.-{{User:Record307/sig}} 02:47, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
::::Next, my userpage will be a virus'd Main Page 22 page. It will go back to virus after a while. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 03:22, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::Whoah! Good Luck!-{{User:Record307/sig}} 19:26, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::You missed the Main Page 22. It's virus now. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 19:37, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Aw, man! I MISS EVERYTHING!!!!!-{{User:Record307/sig}} 19:49, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::::I'll change it back now. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 19:55, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::Whoah! That is awesome! A Virus'd virus main page!-{{User:Record307/sig}} 22:54, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
:Yes, I know. Very cool. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 00:11, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

== To make your sig work ==

In your user preferences, put <nowiki>{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE}}</nowiki> in the box that says "Signature" and make sure you have the "Raw Signature" box checked. Then all you have to do to sign is put 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) and it'll put your sig and a timestamp. On a side not, if you want only the part that says "Chat" linked without including the parenthasis, i can fix that for you as well. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:53, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
:Hey Deffy, I think it works! I have an awesome sig. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 02:03, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
::That's totally awesome! Glad i could help. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:07, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

== user Page Validity ==

Your user page's validity is being broken by your mainnav: <nowiki>{{mainnav|dhtr|23}}</nowiki>. I suggest you do something about it. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 15:24, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
:I'll delete it. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 15:25, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
::Thank you, just making sure people abide by validity as I had to do with my signature {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 15:29, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

== virus'd ==

Aw man, [[virus]] has to be one of my absolute favorite [[Strong Bad Email]]s ever! That's a sweet theme for your user page. Make sure to also drop a train on 'em! {{User:C-Son-L Sweaters/sig}} 00:15, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
:Sorry, but I won't drop any trains! Just joking. Thanks for the compliment! --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 00:22, 22 October 2009 (UTC)

No prob bob. {{User:C-Son-L Sweaters/sig}} 19:32, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

== M-Dash ==

To do an em dash, just simply type in the code "&mdash;" — and presto, you have a long dash. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 00:31, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
:Thanks! --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 02:14, 17 November 2009 (UTC)

== Congraturations, <---Insert Name Here--->! ==

Congraturations, Fangoriously! You've won this week's trivia! If you have not done so already, go to the sandbox, click on "edit", go down to where the userbox part is and copy and paste the code (including the {userboxtop} and |} parts, too, since you don't have a userbox tower yet). That's all for today. Thank you for competing and I hope to see you around the time of next Thursday for the the next Trivia Challenge. Well, see ya' round. This is a slightly modified version of a recorded message that will appear on the user talk page of any user who has won a pentuple trivia challenge and the message will end now. {end message} {{User:Crab Attack1999/sig}} 22:41, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

I don't like userbox towers. I like single boxes. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 22:46, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

:Okay, that's cool. Like I said above, next trivia challenge will be around or on Thursday, December 17, 2009. So, if you'd like, you may compete next week. Next week's challenge will be a good one and it will involve decoding things. It will be harder than this challenge, but anyone who has won so far should be able to do it with a little bit of researching for information. Hope to see you there! {{User:Crab Attack1999/sig}} 22:56, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

== Combolations! ==

congrats, Fangoriously! you are the winner of the Mystery Phrase! also, you may put the name of the person who said it too! make sure, when you go to other peoples userboxes, tell them about my Mystery Phrase post! thanks and once again, congrats! [[User:Jibblejibblejibble|Jibblejibblejibble]] 20:17, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

== About the new wiki... ==
Are you gonna spread it out more? Y'know to other places? {{User:BubsHeadStand/sig}}
:What do you mean by that? --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 13:37, 8 August 2011 (UTC)
::So far, I think we're the only people there. Any ideas on how to spread the news? {{User:BubsHeadStand/sig}}
::No, not really. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 21:25, 8 August 2011 (UTC)

User talk:Fangoriously

Fangoriously — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 13:37:17 GMT

Fangoriously: /* About the new wiki... */

Talk:Main Page 15

Fangoriously — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 16:09:42 GMT

Fangoriously: /**/Weird...

== helium references ==

*The comment 'I'm sad that I'm flying' is a reference to the [[Strong Bad E-mail]] [[helium]], where you can click on the Cheat at the end to hear Strong Sad say 'I'm sad that he's flying'.

I think it's the other way around (helium refers to Main page 15), if only because it's funnier.--[[User:Hysterical Woman|Hysterical Woman]] 12:45, 8 Dec 2004 (MST)

I think that Main Page 15 predates "helium", but I have only my memory, and no tangible proof. [[User:Drhaggis|<nowiki></nowiki>]]- [[User:Drhaggis|Dr Haggis]] - [[User talk: Drhaggis|Talk]] 16:14, 8 Dec 2004 (MST)

Main Page 15 predates helium. I remember laughing hard at the reference when clicking on the cheat in that sbemail, and this was when the sbemail was new. Helium is referring to Main Page 15, not the other way around. So the fun fact is invalid. I don't think backwards references belong in articles. --[[User:Dwedit|Dwedit]] 16:22, 8 Dec 2004 (MST)

How could Main Page 15 predate helium? PbTC cartoons started with Crazy Cartoon, a Compy email. Helium is a Tandy email.

[[Everybody to the Limit]] predates Crazy Cartoon and it is from the Tandy era I believe. [[User:Drhaggis|<nowiki></nowiki>]]- [[User:Drhaggis|Dr Haggis]] - [[User talk: Drhaggis|Talk]] 13:10, 31 Dec 2004 (MST)

Oh, yeah. I forgot about that one. -[[User:Clever Ben|Clever Ben]]

[[The Cheat Theme Song]] is from even FURTHER back. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 22:49, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)

== E-mail(s)? ==

*Is it me, or does Homestar say E-mails? [[User:Kvb|Kvb]] 14:03, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)
-It's just you. --[[User:The_Ugly_One|The Ugly One]]

== That Boat ==
It's worth noting that it's not only a low-quality jpg but it has that... slightly visible square of lighter-ness around it, like in bad flash movies (especially animutations). I dunno what that's called, or I'd put it in. henna henna henna.

== Shape Tweening ==

It would be nice if someone described what the [[Crap|crap]] shape tweening is.{{User:Bassbone/sig}} 07:07, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

== Quotes ==

Am I the only one who thinks it would make more sense if we switched the order of the last two? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 23:28, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

== All Fixed ==

I have fixed the three possible quotes part of using <nowiki>" ".</nowiki> Because it wouldn't make any sense with no <nowiki> </nowiki> at the end of the quote.

== Notes from Druelselstein X2000 ==

Hello! I completely disagree about the orders of [[Strong Bad|Strong Bad's]] and [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] commentaries on [[Main Page 15]], and all I want is that it will be ordered as this following:

**'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Questioning The Cheat noises}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' The animation looks terrible. It's all jerky, ya know, like it was done by a two years old boy. 
**'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Exclamatory The Cheat noises}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Once again, your visual style just looks thrown together. It looks like you don't care. 
**'''STRONG BAD:''' And what is that terrible voice? Is that supposed to be Homestar? '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Defensive The Cheat noises}'' 

Please, agree with me! I know how it orders with [[Strong Bad|Strong Bad's]] and [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] commentaries on [[Main Page 15]], and ''please'', go to http://www.homestarrunner.com/main15.html and bring the pointer, so you can hear the comments in ''random'' order. I have the proof why those comments are in random order, so do ''not'' mess up with [[Strong Bad|Strong Bad's]] and [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] commentaries on [[Main Page 15]], okay? I'll return it back as how it was!

--[[User:Druelselstein X2000|Druelselstein X2000]] 12:06, 8 February 2010 (UTC)
: The order they are currently in is the order they are in the Flash file, and you didn't give any reason whatsoever why they should be in your order besides "I want that". So no. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 15:09, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

== GONE! ==
There are some certain buttons(besides e-mail) who's effects still move along, even after I remove my cursor from them, which are "Characters", and "Store". when I roll over "Characters", then "e-mail"(BEFORE the boat goes away) the boat disappears! I mean immediatly! POOF!
And the same thing happened with "Store" and "e-mail" Strong Sad was gone! But I could still hear him say "I'm sad that I'm flying"

== Weird... ==

For some reason, the "Cast" section says something about "strong bad the movie", but if I view the source, it shows it normal. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 16:09, 2 August 2011 (UTC)

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Fangoriously — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 16:08:09 GMT

Fangoriously: blanked the page

Symbols and Logos

Fangoriously — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 02:25:59 GMT

Fangoriously: I didn't link GBI because it wasn't mentioned on the Fonts page.

[[Image:Rap Song Peacey P.png|thumb|180px|P comma Peacey]]
__NOTOC__
Several characters carry various '''[[Wikipedia:Symbol|Symbols]]''' and '''[[Wikipedia:Logo|Logos]]''' on their bodies.

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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="100%"
|- style="background:#CCC"
! Character or Group !! Description !! Example
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===[[Characters#Main characters|Main Characters]]' Symbols===
|-
| [[Homestar Runner]] || A white five-point star on his shirt. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Star T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px|His own trademark.]]
|-
| [[Strong Bad]] || His mask eyepiece || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Strong_Bad's_eyepiece.png|150px|Holy Crap!]]
|-
| [[Strong Mad]] || An "M" on his chest. (Does not appear in some early toons.) || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Strong_Mad's_M.PNG|150px|I'M STRONG MAD!]]
|-
| [[Coach Z]] || His "Z" medallion. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:coachzs Z.png|150px|More than two problems!]]
|-
| [[The King of Town]] || His gold crown. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:KOT_crown.PNG|150px|D'ya have any hip rub in thar?]]
|-
| [[Homsar]] || His name in white [[Fonts|Bauhaus 93]] letters written across his shirt. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Homsar's_Name_Logo.PNG|150px|AaAaAaAaAa!]]

|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

=== Other [[Character]]s' Symbols===
|-
| [[Peacey P]] || A [[Wikipedia:Peace symbol#The peace symbol|peace symbol]], a "y", and a "P." || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:PeaceyPLogo.PNG|150px|Y'all biscuitheads.]]
|-
| [[The Thnikkaman]] || "TH" written on a piece of paper. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Thnikkaman logo.png|150px|"Yeah, shut up kid."]]

|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

=== [[Pseudocharacters]]' Symbols===
|-
| [[Carol]] || Her name written in [[Fonts|MotterFemD]] across her lower bout. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Carol_name_logo.PNG|150px|We be jammin'.]]
|-
| [[Lappy 486]] || The Lappy 486 logo. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Lappy logo.PNG|150px|Now THAT is a classy logo!]]
|-
| [[Compy 386]] || "Compy 386" in [[Fonts|Square721 B]] with the ''386'' italicized. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Compy logo.PNG|150px|A digital revolution in logo...ness.]]
|-
| [[Tandy 400]]; [[Tangerine Dreams]]; [[Monosodium Dreams]] || A star based on the old bitten [[Wikipedia:History of Apple#The Apple I|Apple Logo]]. The logo on Monosodium Dreams is updated to match the current Apple Logo. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Tandy logo.PNG|150px|*chomp*]]
|-
| [[Corpy NT6]] || A modified [[Fonts|Denmark]] font reading "Corpy NT6" with the letters colored black, red, and gray. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:CorpyNT6.png|150px|Back to work, drone!]]
|-
| [[Compé]] || The Compé logo, with "com" in [[Fonts|Westminster]] and "pé" in Georgia Bold Italic. || style="text-align:center" | [[File:Compé Logo.png|150px| Oh Yé]]

|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===[[:Category:Organizations|Group]] Logos===
|-
| [[The Municipality]] || [[The King of Town]]'s face with angry eyes and a menacing mouth, reminiscent of [[George Lucas|Darth Vader]]'s mask. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Municipality_Logo.PNG|150px|We're onto you.]]
|-
| [[Cool Tapes]] || The band's name in spray-painted letters || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Cool Tapes T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px|And we like it like that!]]
|-
| [[Limozeen]] || The band's name with a lightning bolt resembling a "Z." || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:sbemail16.PNG|150px|Live this Zaturday!]]
|-
| [[Cheat Commandos]] || A rectangle with rounded corners, with "Cheat Commandos" written on it. The "Cheat" is yellow with black spots, and the "Commandos" is striped with red, white, and brown in a wavy pattern. || style="text-align:center" | [[File:Cheat Commandos Logo.PNG|150px|Rock Rock On]]
|-
| [[Blue Laser]] || An upside-down red triangle with a "BL" written across it. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Blue_Laser_Logo.PNG|150px|Fan-freaking'-tastic!]]
|-
| [[Videlectrix]] || "Videlectrix" in [[Fonts|FederationBold]] with a stylized V. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Videlectrixlogo.png|150px|GOOD GRAPHICS!!]]
|-
| [[sloshy]] || Its name rotated 180 degrees, with a red "o." || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sloshy.png|150px|We don't really even care about you.]]
|-
| [[Strong Badia]] || A red, white, and brown flag with a snake holding a knife leaping through a tire. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:sbemail32.PNG|150px|Population: Tire]]
|-
| [[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] || An angry panda with pistols for eyebrows and the initials ''PFP'' in [[Fonts|Cooper Black]] overhead. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Pistols_For_Pandas_T-shirt_close.PNG|150px|They need all the firepower they can get.]]
|-
| [[Taranchula]] || Red letters stylized to resemble bloody fangs. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Taranchula.PNG|150px|Jah. We are Taranchula.]]
|-
| [[SBASAF]] || "SBASAF" in stylish lettering with a rocket resembling the first 'A' and its trail forming the second 'S'. Also a planet and three stars are positioned over the second 'a'. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:sbasaf.png|150px|Great planets!]]
|-
| [[Team Kneepads]] || The team name in yellow and red text. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:KneepadsLogo.PNG|150px|Dribble dribble, shoot!]]
|-
| [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Bleak House|Bleak House]] || Three stripes, two dark gray on the outside and one light gray on the inside, and a black and white coat of arms with images of two bats and a house. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:BleakHouseFlag.png|150px|"Blecch House"]]
|-
| [[Homsar Reservation]] || Homsar's [[Bowler Hat]] and his parents, a cup of coffee and a chipwich, against a blue background. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:HomsarReservationFlag.png|150px|The reservation of the song from the sixties.]]
|-
| [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Pompomerania|Pompomerania]] || A circle colored like Pom Pom against a white background. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:PompomeraniaFlag.png|150px|Bubble. Bubble-de-bubble.]]
|}
{{incomplete list}}

==See Also==
*[[Catch Phrases]]
*[[Hanging Objects]]

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Inside Jokes]]

User:Fangoriously/monobook.js

Fangoriously — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 18:46:08 GMT

Fangoriously: Created page with ' function addPurgeButton() { var href = document.location.href; { var historyHref = document.getElementById( "ca-history" ).firstChild.href; var …'

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User:Fangoriously

Fangoriously — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 03:39:01 GMT

Fangoriously: A little leftover from when trying to put my userpage back once.

[[Image:Leafblower_Face.JPG|thumb|right|220px|The H3omsar!]]

This main page has thsrhrtdthe email [[virus]]. Weird glitches abound.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homsar]], [[Marzy]], [[Bad Graphics]], [[The Cheat]], [[Cool Shades]], [[Bubs]]/[[The Thnikkaman]], [[Strong Sad]]

'''Place:''' [[Homsar Reservation]]

'''Icon:''' [[Yello Dello]] fhqwhgads

'''Page title:''' "Drop 4364565 on em!"

'''Date:''' Decemberween 386, 20x6

==Button Effects==
*'''[[A Jorb Well Done|Toons]]''' — The djdydyttydt345yh 5rt6jyuk,uithe cursor over the button a second time returns these back to their normal locations.
*'''[[Stinkoman 20X6|Games]]''' &hfdjytfkthe [[No Loafing]] turns into SWF code. Part of [[jytyjtythings back to normal.
*'''[[Strong Bad|Characters]]''' — Homsar speaks in the loud, distorted noise that Marzipan had in the email [[virus]] and tghtfrjhtyscomputer is accompanied by the relevant version of disk media, except with the [[Pom Pilot]]).
*'''[[Strong Bad Clock|Downloads]]''' — [[gfhfjnmghmscreen for [[Edgar|Edgar the Virus Hunter]] covers the whole screen. Thnikkaman (in his [[Powered by The Cheat]] style from [[mile]]) gets superimposed intermittently htjftrjhnfginstead of "Store!", and his head floats to the right and into the black. As soon as his head stops moving it instantly faces to the right instead of to the left. Also, the "Store" button jghfjgyfn, but it will only change size when you hover over the normal-sized icon.
*'''[[Strong Bad Email|Email]]''' — Homestar's head returns to its oldschool drawing style again, and a very misshapen Strong Bad with Marzipan's ponytail appears in the black to the left and says, "Things were just about to startghmhgmvgfnover Strong Bad's mouth and explodes.
**The misshapen Strong Bad has a [[Strong
===Trivia===
*Like the [[Strong Bad Email]] on which the page is based (virus), the navbar is in the same Flash file as thetfrjnghnjnot change colors when hovered over. This is the only instance of this on any main page, aside from [[Main Page 15]]'s E-Mail button.
*You can click on the museum link after it falls, but not the navbar links that it crushes ("sb email" and "contact"). fhqwhgads.
*The sound made when one of the popups opens when you mouse-over Downloads is the same noise Strong Bad made when a "Message Thyme" window opened up in [[marzipan]].
*Until [[Main Page 23]] wanjchf '97]] was the new DSADADIADNOSDNIOADN
*In order, the computers you can get from the Characters button are as follows (starting with the Shotgunned Compy 386):
**[[Tandy 400]] with [[Retro Gaming Character Variations#Bad Graphics Homestar Runner|Bad Graphics Homestar]] from [[butt IQ]] and 5.25" floppy container
**[[Tangerine Dreams]] with the [[crazy cartoon]] cartoon and CD-R spindle
**[[Compy 386]] with System Report (from [[50 emails]], [[The System is Down]], and [[Not the 100th Email!!!]]) taped to the screen and 3.5" floppy container
**Broken Tandy 400 with ghf>combledon".
*When the [[random toon]] ("rando") and [[Podstar Runner]] ("podcast") links were added to the [[HR:main nav.swf|navbar]], The Brothers Chaps forgot or chose not to update this page, as the navbar had to be embedded into the SWF movie in order to make it technically possible for the H*R logo to fall on the "sbemail" and "contact" links.
*There is a Shotgunned Compy in the background, yet if it had been shot, it would seem to suggest that the viruses would be gone.
*The Quote of the Week, dghtbup on the [[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]] for the same reasons.
*When the [[H*R.com updates 2007#Monday, July 2, 2007|takin' a baby break]] [[main page message]] was posted, the pop-up would appear behind Homestar's head.
**This also happened with the [[Trogdor]] and [[The Poopsmith]] [[Wallpaper]] pop-ups.

===Glitches===
*There is a sound glitch in the Characters button. If you repeatedly play the glitched sound by hovering over 'Characters', all the sound in the file will stop for a few seconds.
*If you roll over the Store button 16 or more times, to make it grow, then roll over the Downloads button,hftreferences to the [[Strong Bad Emailfrjgvirus.
**Pop-ups also hfjhnghn
*The "fhqwhgads" sound clip is from [[Everybody to the Limit]].
*Powered by The Cheat Bubs and his line are from the Strong Bad Email [[mile]].
*Homestar's quip of "All right!" is taken from the [[Homestar Talker]].
*Homestar's head turning backwards when going out of the screen may refer to [[Main Page 10]].
*After the Duck Guardian duck explodes, it leaves behind an html script, which was also present in [[Main Page 18]].

==External Links==gnhffth

[[/SIGGY HERE!]]

==Non-Main Page 22 stuff==

My official nicknames are Fangy and Fang.

[[Special:Randomredirect|Spin the redirect randomizer!]]

Miss the fanstuff wiki? Try [http://fanstuff2.referata.com/wiki/Main_Page Fanstuff Wiki 2].

I am Leilana Lappy on Test Tools Wiki.

[[File:sbcaptcha.png|thumb|I thought this was pretty cool.]]
===My Best Contributions===
*Cleaned up the sbemail pages
*Had an opinion that steered the Strong Bad is on Point page to deletion
*Put everyone in the right place about Marzipan's first appearance
*Started [[Papes]]
*Added the marshmallow image to [[The King of Town's Food]]
*Made Narrator Strong Bad a little better, before a user came all up on it and improved it even more
**Thanks Flicky1991!
*Cleaned up some image summaries
*Started the transcript for [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]]

Here's my custom userbox.

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|Talked to me on IRC.
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| {{User:Record307/sig}}
|Also talked to me on IRC, and likes my user page.
|-
| {{User:Homsarstrongbad150/sig}}
|Another IRC friend.
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| {{User:RickTommy/sig}}
|The first one to come one of my old wikis. Also has some cool screensaver videos on YouTube, and made the last edit of 2010.
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| {{User:Lapper/sig}}
|Nice sig, and wrote a great story that can be found in his first talk archive.
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User:Fangoriously

Fangoriously — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 03:38:24 GMT

Fangoriously: My friends list felt tacky and messy. I also think a small removal isn't really a "best" contribution.

[[Image:Leafblower_Face.JPG|thumb|right|220px|The H3omsar!]]

This main page has thsrhrtdthe email [[virus]]. Weird glitches abound.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homsar]], [[Marzy]], [[Bad Graphics]], [[The Cheat]], [[Cool Shades]], [[Bubs]]/[[The Thnikkaman]], [[Strong Sad]]

'''Place:''' [[Homsar Reservation]]

'''Icon:''' [[Yello Dello]] fhqwhgads

'''Page title:''' "Drop 4364565 on em!"

'''Date:''' Decemberween 386, 20x6

==Button Effects==
*'''[[A Jorb Well Done|Toons]]''' — The djdydyttydt345yh 5rt6jyuk,uithe cursor over the button a second time returns these back to their normal locations.
*'''[[Stinkoman 20X6|Games]]''' &hfdjytfkthe [[No Loafing]] turns into SWF code. Part of [[jytyjtythings back to normal.
*'''[[Strong Bad|Characters]]''' — Homsar speaks in the loud, distorted noise that Marzipan had in the email [[virus]] and tghtfrjhtyscomputer is accompanied by the relevant version of disk media, except with the [[Pom Pilot]]).
*'''[[Strong Bad Clock|Downloads]]''' — [[gfhfjnmghmscreen for [[Edgar|Edgar the Virus Hunter]] covers the whole screen. Thnikkaman (in his [[Powered by The Cheat]] style from [[mile]]) gets superimposed intermittently htjftrjhnfginstead of "Store!", and his head floats to the right and into the black. As soon as his head stops moving it instantly faces to the right instead of to the left. Also, the "Store" button jghfjgyfn, but it will only change size when you hover over the normal-sized icon.
*'''[[Strong Bad Email|Email]]''' — Homestar's head returns to its oldschool drawing style again, and a very misshapen Strong Bad with Marzipan's ponytail appears in the black to the left and says, "Things were just about to startghmhgmvgfnover Strong Bad's mouth and explodes.
**The misshapen Strong Bad has a [[Strong
===Trivia===
*Like the [[Strong Bad Email]] on which the page is based (virus), the navbar is in the same Flash file as thetfrjnghnjnot change colors when hovered over. This is the only instance of this on any main page, aside from [[Main Page 15]]'s E-Mail button.
*You can click on the museum link after it falls, but not the navbar links that it crushes ("sb email" and "contact"). fhqwhgads.
*The sound made when one of the popups opens when you mouse-over Downloads is the same noise Strong Bad made when a "Message Thyme" window opened up in [[marzipan]].
*Until [[Main Page 23]] wanjchf '97]] was the new DSADADIADNOSDNIOADN
*In order, the computers you can get from the Characters button are as follows (starting with the Shotgunned Compy 386):
**[[Tandy 400]] with [[Retro Gaming Character Variations#Bad Graphics Homestar Runner|Bad Graphics Homestar]] from [[butt IQ]] and 5.25" floppy container
**[[Tangerine Dreams]] with the [[crazy cartoon]] cartoon and CD-R spindle
**[[Compy 386]] with System Report (from [[50 emails]], [[The System is Down]], and [[Not the 100th Email!!!]]) taped to the screen and 3.5" floppy container
**Broken Tandy 400 with ghf>combledon".
*When the [[random toon]] ("rando") and [[Podstar Runner]] ("podcast") links were added to the [[HR:main nav.swf|navbar]], The Brothers Chaps forgot or chose not to update this page, as the navbar had to be embedded into the SWF movie in order to make it technically possible for the H*R logo to fall on the "sbemail" and "contact" links.
*There is a Shotgunned Compy in the background, yet if it had been shot, it would seem to suggest that the viruses would be gone.
*The Quote of the Week, dghtbup on the [[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]] for the same reasons.
*When the [[H*R.com updates 2007#Monday, July 2, 2007|takin' a baby break]] [[main page message]] was posted, the pop-up would appear behind Homestar's head.
**This also happened with the [[Trogdor]] and [[The Poopsmith]] [[Wallpaper]] pop-ups.

===Glitches===
*There is a sound glitch in the Characters button. If you repeatedly play the glitched sound by hovering over 'Characters', all the sound in the file will stop for a few seconds.
*If you roll over the Store button 16 or more times, to make it grow, then roll over the Downloads button,hftreferences to the [[Strong Bad Emailfrjgvirus.
**Pop-ups also hfjhnghn
*The "fhqwhgads" sound clip is from [[Everybody to the Limit]].
*Powered by The Cheat Bubs and his line are from the Strong Bad Email [[mile]].
*Homestar's quip of "All right!" is taken from the [[Homestar Talker]].
*Homestar's head turning backwards when going out of the screen may refer to [[Main Page 10]].
*After the Duck Guardian duck explodes, it leaves behind an html script, which was also present in [[Main Page 18]].

==External Links==gnhffth

[[/SIGGY HERE!]]

==Non-Main Page 22 stuff==
You can be my friend if I want to, but my only friend right now is [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]]! He helped me with my awesome siggy, which is found in my "SIGGY HERE!" subpage. I also gave him a triple Lappy email praising/Teen Girl Squad/Cheat Commandos award. Oh, and [[User:Record307|Record307]] is also my friend. He praised my virus'd virus userpage, and wants to be a sysop. I want to be a sysop. Want to see my siggy without clicking the link? Fine! --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 16:42, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Also, you don't have to call me Fangoriously. "Fangy" will do. Oh, and [[User:The Chort|The Chort]] became my friend because he de-orphaned the page that I started, which is [[Papes]]. I made a new friend. [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] is my new friend because he talked to me on IRC. [[Special:Randomredirect|Spin the redirect randomizer!]] We NEED a mirror for the "You've never seen anything quite like these buttons" scroll button song!
==Non-Main Page 22 stuff==

My official nicknames are Fangy and Fang.

[[Special:Randomredirect|Spin the redirect randomizer!]]

Miss the fanstuff wiki? Try [http://fanstuff2.referata.com/wiki/Main_Page Fanstuff Wiki 2].

I am Leilana Lappy on Test Tools Wiki.

[[File:sbcaptcha.png|thumb|I thought this was pretty cool.]]
===My Best Contributions===
*Cleaned up the sbemail pages
*Had an opinion that steered the Strong Bad is on Point page to deletion
*Put everyone in the right place about Marzipan's first appearance
*Started [[Papes]]
*Added the marshmallow image to [[The King of Town's Food]]
*Made Narrator Strong Bad a little better, before a user came all up on it and improved it even more
**Thanks Flicky1991!
*Cleaned up some image summaries
*Started the transcript for [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]]

Here's my custom userbox.

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! User !! Why
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| {{User:DeFender1031/sig}}
|Helped me with my sig. Should be a sysop.
|-
| {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}
|Talked to me on IRC.
|-
| {{User:Record307/sig}}
|Also talked to me on IRC, and likes my user page.
|-
| {{User:Homsarstrongbad150/sig}}
|Another IRC friend.
|-
| {{User:RickTommy/sig}}
|The first one to come one of my old wikis. Also has some cool screensaver videos on YouTube, and made the last edit of 2010.
|-
| {{User:Lapper/sig}}
|Nice sig, and wrote a great story that can be found in his first talk archive.
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|-
|Everyone
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User:Fangoriously

Fangoriously — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 00:21:03 GMT

Fangoriously: /* Non-Main Page 22 stuff */

[[Image:Leafblower_Face.JPG|thumb|right|220px|The H3omsar!]]

This main page has thsrhrtdthe email [[virus]]. Weird glitches abound.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homsar]], [[Marzy]], [[Bad Graphics]], [[The Cheat]], [[Cool Shades]], [[Bubs]]/[[The Thnikkaman]], [[Strong Sad]]

'''Place:''' [[Homsar Reservation]]

'''Icon:''' [[Yello Dello]] fhqwhgads

'''Page title:''' "Drop 4364565 on em!"

'''Date:''' Decemberween 386, 20x6

==Button Effects==
*'''[[A Jorb Well Done|Toons]]''' — The djdydyttydt345yh 5rt6jyuk,uithe cursor over the button a second time returns these back to their normal locations.
*'''[[Stinkoman 20X6|Games]]''' &hfdjytfkthe [[No Loafing]] turns into SWF code. Part of [[jytyjtythings back to normal.
*'''[[Strong Bad|Characters]]''' — Homsar speaks in the loud, distorted noise that Marzipan had in the email [[virus]] and tghtfrjhtyscomputer is accompanied by the relevant version of disk media, except with the [[Pom Pilot]]).
*'''[[Strong Bad Clock|Downloads]]''' — [[gfhfjnmghmscreen for [[Edgar|Edgar the Virus Hunter]] covers the whole screen. Thnikkaman (in his [[Powered by The Cheat]] style from [[mile]]) gets superimposed intermittently htjftrjhnfginstead of "Store!", and his head floats to the right and into the black. As soon as his head stops moving it instantly faces to the right instead of to the left. Also, the "Store" button jghfjgyfn, but it will only change size when you hover over the normal-sized icon.
*'''[[Strong Bad Email|Email]]''' — Homestar's head returns to its oldschool drawing style again, and a very misshapen Strong Bad with Marzipan's ponytail appears in the black to the left and says, "Things were just about to startghmhgmvgfnover Strong Bad's mouth and explodes.
**The misshapen Strong Bad has a [[Strong
===Trivia===
*Like the [[Strong Bad Email]] on which the page is based (virus), the navbar is in the same Flash file as thetfrjnghnjnot change colors when hovered over. This is the only instance of this on any main page, aside from [[Main Page 15]]'s E-Mail button.
*You can click on the museum link after it falls, but not the navbar links that it crushes ("sb email" and "contact"). fhqwhgads.
*The sound made when one of the popups opens when you mouse-over Downloads is the same noise Strong Bad made when a "Message Thyme" window opened up in [[marzipan]].
*Until [[Main Page 23]] wanjchf '97]] was the new DSADADIADNOSDNIOADN
*In order, the computers you can get from the Characters button are as follows (starting with the Shotgunned Compy 386):
**[[Tandy 400]] with [[Retro Gaming Character Variations#Bad Graphics Homestar Runner|Bad Graphics Homestar]] from [[butt IQ]] and 5.25" floppy container
**[[Tangerine Dreams]] with the [[crazy cartoon]] cartoon and CD-R spindle
**[[Compy 386]] with System Report (from [[50 emails]], [[The System is Down]], and [[Not the 100th Email!!!]]) taped to the screen and 3.5" floppy container
**Broken Tandy 400 with ghf>combledon".
*When the [[random toon]] ("rando") and [[Podstar Runner]] ("podcast") links were added to the [[HR:main nav.swf|navbar]], The Brothers Chaps forgot or chose not to update this page, as the navbar had to be embedded into the SWF movie in order to make it technically possible for the H*R logo to fall on the "sbemail" and "contact" links.
*There is a Shotgunned Compy in the background, yet if it had been shot, it would seem to suggest that the viruses would be gone.
*The Quote of the Week, dghtbup on the [[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]] for the same reasons.
*When the [[H*R.com updates 2007#Monday, July 2, 2007|takin' a baby break]] [[main page message]] was posted, the pop-up would appear behind Homestar's head.
**This also happened with the [[Trogdor]] and [[The Poopsmith]] [[Wallpaper]] pop-ups.

===Glitches===
*There is a sound glitch in the Characters button. If you repeatedly play the glitched sound by hovering over 'Characters', all the sound in the file will stop for a few seconds.
*If you roll over the Store button 16 or more times, to make it grow, then roll over the Downloads button,hftreferences to the [[Strong Bad Emailfrjgvirus.
**Pop-ups also hfjhnghn
*The "fhqwhgads" sound clip is from [[Everybody to the Limit]].
*Powered by The Cheat Bubs and his line are from the Strong Bad Email [[mile]].
*Homestar's quip of "All right!" is taken from the [[Homestar Talker]].
*Homestar's head turning backwards when going out of the screen may refer to [[Main Page 10]].
*After the Duck Guardian duck explodes, it leaves behind an html script, which was also present in [[Main Page 18]].

==External Links==gnhffth

[[/SIGGY HERE!]]

==Non-Main Page 22 stuff==
You can be my friend if I want to, but my only friend right now is [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]]! He helped me with my awesome siggy, which is found in my "SIGGY HERE!" subpage. I also gave him a triple Lappy email praising/Teen Girl Squad/Cheat Commandos award. Oh, and [[User:Record307|Record307]] is also my friend. He praised my virus'd virus userpage, and wants to be a sysop. I want to be a sysop. Want to see my siggy without clicking the link? Fine! --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 16:42, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Also, you don't have to call me Fangoriously. "Fangy" will do. Oh, and [[User:The Chort|The Chort]] became my friend because he de-orphaned the page that I started, which is [[Papes]]. I made a new friend. [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] is my new friend because he talked to me on IRC. [[Special:Randomredirect|Spin the redirect randomizer!]] We NEED a mirror for the "You've never seen anything quite like these buttons" scroll button song!
==Non-Main Page 22 stuff==
You can be my friend if I want to, but my only friend right now is [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]]! He helped me with my awesome siggy, which is found in my "SIGGY HERE!" subpage. I also gave him a triple Lappy email praising/Teen Girl Squad/Cheat Commandos award. Oh, and [[User:Record307|Record307]] is also my friend. He praised my virus'd virus userpage, and wants to be a sysop. I want to be a sysop. Want to see my siggy without clicking the link? Fine! --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 16:42, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Also, you don't have to call me Fangoriously. "Fangy" will do. Oh, and [[User:The Chort|The Chort]] became my friend because he de-orphaned the page that I started, which is [[Papes]]. I made a new friend. [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]] is my new friend because he talked to me on IRC. [[Special:Randomredirect|Spin the redirect randomizer!]]

Miss the fanstuff wiki? Try [http://fanstuff2.referata.com/wiki/Main_Page Fanstuff Wiki 2].

I am Leilana Lappy on Test Tools Wiki.

[[File:sbcaptcha.png|thumb|I thought this was pretty cool.]]
===My Best Contributions===
*Cleaned up the sbemail pages
*Had an opinion that steered the Strong Bad is on Point page to deletion
*Put everyone in the right place about Marzipan's first appearance
*Started [[Papes]]
*Removed a Dangeresque costume from an Other Costumes page
*Made Narrator Strong Bad a little better, before a user came all up on it and improved it even more
**Thanks Flicky1991!
*Cleaned up some image summaries
*Started the transcript for [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]]

Here's my custom userbox.

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Marzipan's Protest Signs

Fangoriously — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 16:15:07 GMT

Fangoriously: /* Other Characters' Protest Signs */

[[Image:Marzysign.png|thumb|"I'm off to the Chinchilla protest."]]
[[Marzipan]] is known to protest for various causes, and she often makes '''protest signs''' expressing her views.
==Appearances==
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Marzipan makes protest signs, some reading "DOWN WITH D'WEEN!", "[[Decemberween|DECEMBER WEEN]] KILLS BUNNIES" (with three bunnies) and "I THINK IT'S TOO COMMERCIALIZED!"
*[[Marzipan#Character Video Transcript|Character Video]] — Marzipan leaves with a sign reading "[[Wikipedia:Chinchilla|Chinchillas]] OUT!! (of my basement)" with an image of a chinchilla.
*Email [[environment]] — Marzipan protests against [[Strong Bad|Strong Bad's]] environmentally unfriendly [[Lappy 486|Lappy]] using a sign reading "Lappy, Take the Dirt Nappy!" with a picture of a grave on it.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Marzipan holds up two signs, one with the [[Drive-Thru Whale]] and the text "SAVE THE BLUBB-O WHALE", and the other with a caricature of the Drive-Thru Whale and the text "really SAVE THE BLUBB-O WHALE".
*Email [[hiding]] — Marzipan holds up a protest sign, one side reading "OXEN FREE!" with an ox, the other reading "PLAYING A GAME!" with an ox playing baseball.

==Gallery of Marzipan's Protest Signs==
<gallery>
Image:Marzysign.png|"Chinchillas Out!"
Image:Dweensign.png|"I THINK IT'S TOO COMMERCIALIZED!"
Image:Lappysign.png|"Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!"
Image:Blubbosign.png|"really SAVE THE BLUBB-O WHALE!"
Image:Oxensign.png|"OXEN FREE!"
Image:Gamesign.png|"PLAYING A GAME!"
</gallery>
==Other Characters' Protest Signs==
*Email [[enviroment]] — Strong Sad has a protest sign that says "Scrap the Lappy" when protesting the Lappy with Marzipan.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — [[Coach Z]] has a "KOT = JRK" sign at the protest at the beginning, and later has a "Coachnya ♥ ☮" sign that he quickly throws away when conscripted.

==See Also==
*[[The Poopsmith's Signs]]

[[Category:Items]]
[[Category:Marzipan]]

Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words of which they're comprised. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===F===
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and Grandson
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===L===
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
|McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[videography]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -ate
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and Avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===S===
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sportscar and sportscaster
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===X===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="3" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and Arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Prance

Fangoriously — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 17:01:46 GMT

Fangoriously: /* References */

{{about|[[Places|place]]}} {{for|action|Prancing}}

[[Image:far off lands map.png|thumb|right|220px|Far off indeed]]
'''Prance''' is a [[far off land]]. To find [[The Yello Dello]], the team of [[Homestar Runner]], [[Pom Pom]] and [[Strong Sad]] had to travel through it. It is also the known country of origin of the game [[Hairstyle Runner]]. Its name is a takeoff on the country of [[French|France]].

==References==
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — One of the countries [[Homestar Runner]], [[Pom Pom]], and [[Strong Sad]] travel through is Prance.
*[[Hairstyle Runner]] — The game was made in Prance.
*[[Dancin' Bubs]] — The third background has "Prance" graffiti.
*[[Homestar Quiz]] — One of the questions asks where [[Hairstyle Runner]] was made, with "Prance" being the correct answer.
*[[If I Ran the Camera]] — Astrid Renee considers setting up the film crew in the "Jungles of Prance".

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[[Category:Foreign Lands]]

Poker Night at the Inventory

Fangoriously — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 02:27:13 GMT

Fangoriously: Two words. Two different words. That are not one word. That are "Strong" and "Badia".

[[File:pokernight.png|thumb|A different kind of poker night.]]

<blockquote>''"There's no quicker way to turn the hotties off than by being a terrible poker player man."'' — [[Strong Bad]]</blockquote>

'''''Poker Night at the Inventory''''' is a game for Windows and Mac by [[Telltale Games]] released on November 22, 2010, that features Strong Bad, {{p|l=http://www.samandmax.net/wiki/Max Max}} (from ''[[Wikipedia:Sam & Max|Sam & Max: Freelance Police]]''), {{p|l=http://pennyarcade.wikia.com/wiki/Tycho_Brahe Tycho}} (from ''[[Wikipedia:Penny Arcade (webcomic)|Penny Arcade]]''), and {{p|l=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Heavy Heavy Weapons Guy}} (from ''[[Wikipedia:Team Fortress 2|Team Fortress 2]]''), as well as {{p|l=http://miwiki.net/Reginald_Van_Winslow Winslow}} from ''[[Wikipedia:Tales of Monkey Island|Tales of Monkey Island]]'' as the host of The Inventory. Telltale promises that it will feature "a new style of poker", presumably in a similar manner to that in the company's other card game, ''Telltale Texas Hold 'Em''. [[Matt Chapman]], besides providing the voice of Strong Bad, was heavily involved in the writing of his dialogue, similar to how he worked with Telltale on ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''.

Characters each start with $10,000. Randomly at the start the game, a character might [[gambling|bet]] a prized item instead of putting up the money, such as the Heavy's minigun, "Iron Curtain" and [[Dangeresque Too]]'s [[Cool Shades|sunglasses]]. These items will then become an unlockable item in ''Team Fortress 2'' if you knock them out during the game. The game takes place in a [[Wikipedia:Speakeasy|speakeasy]], with the premise that the characters are spending their off hours playing poker. Between playing hands, the characters will have a very deep dialogue system, and each character has their own respective thoughts on the others. It is said that Strong Bad and Tycho hate each other, but Tycho and Max get along really well. Heavy is wary of Tycho, loves Max, and thinks Strong Bad is a tiny Heavy. Strong Bad realizes he's a licensed character that was exploited by Telltale Games, similar to how he was treated in [[Behind The Bad]].

The in-game models are the same as used in their respective games, so Strong Bad stands out against the more realistically shaded characters (along with Tycho, who also gets a cel-shaded cartoon look).

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'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[Sam & Max|Max]], Heavy Weapons Guy, [[Penny Arcade|Tycho Brahe]], [[Monkey Island|Reginald Van Winslow]], {{film|Pom Pom}}, [[Back to the Future|Trixie Trotter]], [[Sam & Max|Flint Paper, Girl Stinky, Momma Bosco, Bluster Blaster]], [[Wallace & Gromit|Monty Muzzle]]

'''Places:''' The Inventory

'''Date:''' November 22, 2010

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==Introduction Scene Transcript==

'''WINSLOW''': Oh hello there! Another enthusiast, I presume?

How good it is to see a fresh face here at The Inventory! I imagine you are here for the cardgame with fellows downstairs? Let me lead you down there.

A first timer hmm? I'm a bit more familiar with the...benefactions of the club. The club was founded in 1919 in response to an early draft of the 18th Amendment. Through...back channels it was learned that this vile piece legislation would not only outlaw libations, but games and amusements that could also "threaten the world-renowned determination and productivity of the American work-force.Ha! Can you IMAGINE? Games OUTLAWED?

Nevertheless, this club has been here in secret ever since, just in case those "in charge", get another bee in their bonnet. So, welcome and enjoy yourself.

Ah, your table! ''{Turns to the poker table, with Max, Strong Bad, Heavy, and Tycho sitting around it}'' Ahem, gentlemen. I hope there is room at the table for a fifth.

'''MAX''': Aha! Fresh meat!

'''WINSLOW''': Tonight's stakes will be ten thousand dollars.

'''STRONG BAD''': Oh, just because you're the manager, you get to make the rules?

'''WINSLOW''': Manager? Ha ha, no, I am not under the employ of the Inventory. I just see to it that everybody has a good time. That will be ten thousand. I hope each of you brought your billfolds. ''{Each of the characters place money on the table}'' The game will be No-Limit Texas Hold'Em. I will periodically raise the blinds. May the best player win! ''{Winslow leaves the table}''

==The Inventory==
[[Image:TheInventory.png|thumb|Outside the Inventory]]
[[Image:Poker Table at The Inventory.png|thumb|The Inventory's Poker Table]]
'''The Inventory''' is a secret club where video game characters relax and play games when they aren't working. [[Strong Sad]] and [[Marzipan]] were part of a murder play here in [[Make a Scene with Telltale at PAX 2010]]. Later, [[Strong Bad]] and [[Pom Pom]] played Texas Hold 'Em poker here in Poker Night at the Inventory. The building appears to be a warehouse with a metal door and a lit sign displaying the words "The Inventory". This metal door isn't used, as a hidden elevator in the floor goes down into the real club below. The club is shown to have secret rooms, as a bookcase is opened and closed to allow passage to an unknown area. The club was founded in 1919, in response to an early draft of the [[wikipedia:Eighteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution|prohibition amendment]], which would also have outlawed games. The club has remained secret ever since, just in case a similar law is ever created in the future.

In the introduction, while going down the elevator you can see Pom Pom at the table. Later, when you're being shown to the table, you can see Pom Pom get up and bounce away, possibly in disgust. At one of the tables at the bar you can also briefly see a Maps & Minions game board from [[Strong Badia the Free]].
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==Gallery==
<gallery>
File:strongbadpokernight.jpg| <center>Strong Bad throws up chips</center>
File:strongbadmax.jpg|<center>Strong Bad and Max at the table</center>
File:strongbadheavy.jpg|<center>Strong Bad and Heavy</center>
File:pokernight artwork.jpg|<center>Promotional Artwork</center>
File:PokerNightStrongBadPoster.jpg|<center>Strong Bad Poster</center>
File:tf2 items strong bad.jpg|<center>Strong Bad and Team Fortress 2 unlock item</center>
File:PokerShadesAcquired.png|<center>Item Acquired: Dangeresque shades</center>
File:Dangeresque Shades PNaTI.png|<center>Dangeresque shades</center>
File:Poly_Strong_Bad.png|<center>Poly Strong Bad</center>
File:WearingDangeresqueGlasses.png|<center>Betting Cool Glasses</center>
File:Dangeresque Demo.png|The Demoman class wearing the Dangeresque, Too? Shades in [[Wikipedia:Team Fortress 2|Team Fortress 2]]
</gallery>

==Unlockables==
After a certain number of wins, [[Wikipedia:Unlockable (gaming)|unlockable]] items become available. The Homestar Runner-related items are:

* After two wins: [[Trogdor]] table. A green design with an intricate Trogdor pattern at the center and singed edges.
* After six wins: Homestar Runner deck. A low-res deck of cards. The picture cards are:
**Ace: Spade has Videlectrix Logo
**King: Strong Bad
**Queen: [[The Cheat]]
**Jack: [[Homestar Runner]]
**Back of Cards: Blue with white star in center.
* After 10 wins: [[Videlectrix]] table. A red, orange, and yellow table with the Videlectrix logo in the center and their slogan below. Using this table turns Strong Bad's model into [[3D Character Variations#Variations Made With Flash|retro-style polygons]].
* After 13 wins: [[Strong Badia]] table. A table with the Strong Badia [[flag day|flag design]] overlaid on the surface.
* After 15 wins: Poker Night Deck. The hearts are all Homestar Runner related, with the King, Queen, and Jack being [[Strong Sad]], Strong Bad, and Homestar Runner respectively.
* After 20 wins: Telltale Shield table. Black table with symbols all the players and Telltale logo in the center. Also causes Strong Bad to turn into his polygon version.
* After 21 wins: Poker Night alternate deck. The deck has the same royals as the first Poker Night Deck, but has a different back (black and white circles with the Inventory logo in the center) and an inverted color scheme (instead of the suits having the color, the entire card is the color and the suits are white).

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*This is the [[first]] [[wikipedia:Canon (fiction)|canon]] [[wikipedia:fictional crossover|crossover]] involving the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work.
*[[Swears]] are in the game (with the option to bleep them out). This option does not affect Strong Bad's swears, however, which are always bleeped out.
*Strong Bad's character bio reads:<blockquote>Heralding from the oft-overlooked municipality of [[Strong Badia]], Strong Bad enjoys [[heavy metal]] music, [[Video Games (allusions)|video games]], [[cold ones]], [[Strong Bad's Technology|computers]], jetpacks, [[chainsaw]] arms, [[fireworks]], jumps, [[Strong Bad's Ladies|babes]], and [[guitar]]-axes (both guitars with a sharp edge and axes that go [[Onomatopoeia|"squiddelydoo"]] when they chop wood). His poker strategy consists of belittling his opponents and hoping they fall prey to his "natural musk fog." Watch the critically acclaimed drama "[[Strong Bad emails]]," where Strong Bad checks his email on [[Homestarrunner.com]] or be sure to catch his made for TV movie "The Loneliest Rainbow". Check your local listings for showtimes.</blockquote>
*Strong Bad uses [[The Poopsmith]]'s shovel to scoop up chips.
*Pom Pom makes a cameo in the introduction wearing the pre-order bonus Dealer's Visor for ''Team Fortress 2''.
*Jazz versions of the [[The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I|Dangeresque theme song]] and [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] can be heard occasionally in the background.
*Each character has a unique play-style in line with their personalities. In particular, Strong Bad tends to bluff often.
*Strong Bad is one of two characters who will sometimes bet someone else's possession during item rounds (by buying in with Homestar's Dangeresque Too shutter shades). The other character who does this is Max, who bids Sam's Freelance Police badge.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad mentions [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Bubs]], [[Homsar]], [[The King of Town]] and [[Marzipan]].
*One taunt Strong Bad will use is "Looks like you're gonna have to fold!" This is a reference to [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]'s catchphrase, "Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!"
*Strong Bad refers to the Heavy as "[["Man" pronounced as "m'n"|Heavym'n]]"
*The Heavy misunderstands Strong Bad when he asks if he can take care of [[The King of Town]] for him, thinking Strong Bad wants to [[Death|assassinate him]]. When Strong Bad learns that The Heavy wants to assassinate the King, he [[Strong Bad and The King of Town's Relationship|shrugs it off]] with a simple "oh well".
*Strong Bad suggests that the Heavy should come live in the [[House of the Brothers Strong|House of Strong]], implying that the Heavy would displace Strong Sad.
*Strong Bad says "Flops are stupid, but [[Floppy disk container|floppy disks]] are [[portmanteaus|analog-awesome]]."
*Strong Bad says "Flop, flop [[crap]]. Crop. Trying to make it rhyme. See what I was doing there?"
*Strong Bad tells Tycho he will kick him in his groin[[-face]].
*Strong Bad is upset when Tycho asks him what he'll do if he ever gets a lady, and Strong Bad says he had to [[Strong Bad's Ladies|cancel five dates]] with nine supermodels just to be there. When asked how he manages to unhook a bra with his boxing glove hands, Strong Bad says [[Underwear|bras]] fly right off when they enter his "natural musk fog".
*When The Heavy asks if Strong Bad wrestles, Strong Bad says he's a [[wrestleman]], not a "wrestle...ER".
*Strong Bad says he can "buy a new [[Compy,_Inc.|Compy]] with that pot. One with a half-core processor".
*Sometimes, when Strong Bad has to make a decision to call a large bet, he will state that this decision is harder "then the time both [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship|Strong Sad]] and [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad's Relationship|Homestar]] asked me for dessert, and I only had one laxative-laced brownie left."
*If Strong Bad wins two hands in a row, he'll say "You know, I'll just keep winning. Same [[type]] deal. [[Twice]] [[times]], twice times".
*Strong Bad mentions "[[jibblie]] nightmares".
*Periodically, Strong bad will state that he's "totally in this hand. [[trevor the vampire|Total, man.]]"
*Tycho and Strong Bad have a very antagonistic relationship with one another. Examples include Tycho claiming that [[Strong Badia]] is nothing but a deflated [[tire]] and a piece of dog [[whatsit]]. Strong Bad also shows envy toward Tycho's popularity and says that his [[wikipedia:Penny Arcade Expo|Penny Arcade Expo]] is nothing without him.
*Strong Bad shows [[gender confusion]] when he offer to be Team Mother of The Heavy's RED Team.
*After Tycho's short but disturbing monologue about the wonders of the hedgehog spines, Strong Bad responds, "Oh, nothing. Just [[puking]] in my [[pants]]." This may be a reference to the email [[secret recipes]].
*Sometimes when the player wins a hand, Strong Bad will claim that it's not as impressive as "the time he had a full house and a flush [[Blatant Lies|in one hand]]. A flush house."
*When Strong Bad mentions how the [[cold ones]] at the Inventory are supposedly good, Tycho questions Strong Bad's age, saying, "Aren't you like, [[Original Book|ten?]]". Strong Bad responds with "You shut face."
**Ironic, considering that the original book was written in 1996 and ''Penny Arcade'' went online in 1998.
*The Heavy reveals that his favorite video game is [[Where's An Egg?]].
*Tycho asks Strong Bad [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|how he can do anything with "hands like those"]].
*When Max questions if Strong Bad has a criminal record, Strong Bad references the events of the [[Behind the Bad]] videos and stated that the game Videlectrix made with the stolen source codes helped create one of the most successful video games... in Guam.
*Strong Bad will occasionally advertise homestarrunner.com to the player and immediately pressure Max to do a joint promotion for the Telltale Games store. This is a possible referance to the fact that these two characters are the primary representatives of Telltale games in Poker Night (as Heavy is owned by Valve and Tycho's only prior video game appearance was developed by Hothead games)

===Real-World References===
*The Heavy wants Strong Bad to join the {{p|l=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/RED RED Team}}, the team from Team Fortress 2 portrayed as the protaganists in Team Fortress 2 media, partiularly in the "Meet the team videos".
*Strong Bad compares Max to a [[Pokémon]].
*One of the lines Strong Bad can say when raising is "raisin' in the sun", a reference to the play [[Wikipedia:A Raisin In The Sun|A Raisin in the Sun]].
*Strong Bad said playing poker at the inventory was "better than poker night at Homestar's. [[Marzipan]] is always walking around [[Naked Homestar Runner | au-natural]] trying to get us to play no-loser Candy Land," referring to the board game [[wikipedia:Candy Land|Candy Land]].
*Strong Bad compares Tycho's hair to "a greasy hedgehog... unassociated with any video game license," referring to [[Sega]]'s [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (series)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] games.
*After being called a beginner by Max, Strong Bad responds with "Shut up, Stitch," referring to the [[Disney]] film [[Wikipedia:Lilo & Stitch|Lilo & Stitch]].
*When Strong Bad busts out, he can be seen in the background playing on a Buster Blaster video game from ''[[Sam & Max]]''.
*In the intro movie, before reaching the poker table, Monty Muzzle from "[[Wallace & Gromit]]'s Grand Adventures", and Sam, Stinky, Momma Bosco, and Flint Paper from "[[Sam & Max]]" can be seen. Trixie Trotter, a character from [[Back to the Future]]: The Game, can also be seen going into a secret room.
* Max tells Strong Bad about a story where Flint Paper beat up a poker instructor named Artie Flopshark for allegedly stealing money (also "Artie Flopshark, deceased" is one of the possible ranks in the game). Artie Flopshark was the fictional writer of the tutorial of Telltale's first poker game, ''Telltale Texas Hold'Em''.

==External links==
*[[TellTale:pokernight|''Poker Night at the Inventory'']] official website at Telltale Games
*[http://kotaku.com/5624216/sam--max-team-fortress-2-penny-arcade-and-strong-bad-together-at-last Teaser Video] released August 28th, 2010
*[[YouTube:w6HN3TsI8cw|Official Trailer Video]] released November 3rd, 2010
*[http://www.gamepro.com/article/previews/216419/pax-2010-poker-night-at-the-inventory/ GamePro article] covering how the game was put together
*[http://theinventory.wikia.com/wiki/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventory_Wiki Poker Night Wiki]

{{Poker Night at the Inventory}}

[[Category:Telltale Games]][[Category:Crossovers]]

Flipped Images

Fangoriously — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 12:54:22 GMT

Fangoriously: How can it switch eyes if it's on his chest?

[[File:BL backwards.png|thumb|200px|Choosing between fresh and fly]]
When animating characters from different angles, it is often easier to '''flip images''' rather than draw new ones. While often this technique works, without careful attention the flip will reverse text or other asymmetric features unintentionally. [[The Brothers Chaps]] will sometimes do this intentionally as a parody of cheap or amateur animation, although sometimes they fall prey to this themselves. [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] has referred to this as "Blue Laser Commander eyepatch syndrome."

==Appearances in Alternate Animation Styles==
===[[Cheat Commandos]]===
*[[Blue Laser Commander]]'s eyepatch often switches eyes, though the Blue Laser insignia on his chest usually isn't flipped.
*[[Silent Rip]]'s headset and vest buttons switch sides.
*[[Fightgar]]'s ammunition sash switches sides.
*The aisle of [[Price Style]] that has been shown has the same goods on both sides, but flipped.
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] — Fightgar, shooting his machine gun, flips a few times, switching his shooting arm a few times. This is seen again in an Easter egg in [[virus]].
*[[Let us give TANKS!]] — The fork in the injured Blue Laser Minion's eye switches eyes depending on which direction he is facing.
*[[An Important Rap Song]] — The "fresh honey" scene is the same as the "fly girlie" scene, but flipped; the "BL" logos on the [[Blue Laser Minion]]'s and Blue Laser Commander's uniforms are backwards.
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 1]] — [[Flashfight]]'s medals switch sides. Silent Rip's Jaded Teen Pizza hat's logo flips as well.
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] — The text on Dryghost's T-shirt is backwards when he is seen riding the Ramshankle.

===[[Powered by the Cheat]]===
*Most characters have a noticeable flip animation when turning around.
*[[New Boots]] — [[The Cheat]]'s cool boots sometimes have the dollar sign backwards. Homestar's sock-covered foot changes after being knocked down. Coach Z's medallion is sometimes shown backwards in the scenes with multiple Coach Zs in front of the multicolor background.
*[[Rap Song]] — [[Tenerence Love]]'s watch switches wrists.
*[[Where U Goin' 2]] — In the "paunchberry ice cream dancing team" scene, The Cheat's "PAUNCH" shirt flips, and many cartons of ice cream in the back are backwards.

===Others===
*[[Teen Girl Squad 3]] — After meeting a possum, [[What's Her Face]]'s exposed leg switches sides when the girls pose.
*[[Ballad of the Sneak]] — The monocles on the members of [[The Barbershop Trio]] occasionally switch eyes.
*[[Under Construction]] — The green glob on [[1-Up]]'s face changes sides when he moves into the background.
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]], [[Stinkoman_20X6_Walkthrough_Level_4|Level 4]] — [[Stinkoman]]'s stone fist switches between being his left hand and right hand, depending on which direction he's facing.
*[[From the Vault]] — The second-to-last scene in the roller coaster portion is a flipped version of a previous scene.
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] — The duck on Homestar's shirt flips before Homestar somersaults.
*[[The Limozeen Advantage]] — When [[Limozeen]] is running from the Galactic Space Hippo Spider, one scene is simply the previous scene flipped. The band members' shirts are flipped, reversing the Z logo and Perry's shirt design.

==Appearances in the Standard Animation Style==
*[[Marzipan]]'s eyes are occasionally backwards. In the DVD commentaries for [[marzipan]] and [[suntan]], Matt accuses Mike of doing this. Other characters with [[mismatched eyes]], like [[Bubs]] and [[The Poopsmith]], have their eyes placed consistently, so Marzipan is a bit of an anomaly.
*[[Senor Cardgage]]'s combover switches sides. In the DVD commentaries for [[alternate universe]] and [[rated]], Mike points this out.
*Features on the [[Tragic Clown Dog]] costume switch sides, most notably the teardrop and, in [[On Break]], the door for Strong Bad's face.
*[[Tofu Homestar]] faces different directions in [[The Luau]] and the [[Luau Main Page]], but since he's just drawn on blocks of tofu he should be unable to do so.
*[[The Luau]] — Coach Z's nametag flips when he turns his head.
*[[A Jorb Well Done]] — The label on the "job" tape is backwards in some scenes.
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — Coach Z's headset switches sides.
*Email [[ghosts]] — The Ghostbusters logo on Strong Bad's T-shirt is sometimes backwards.
*Email [[dragon]] — Coach Z's [[Wormdingler]] drawing flips. Mike points this out in the DVD commentary.
*Email [[personal favorites]] — The Kikkoman logo is backwards on some soy sauce bottles.
*Email [[couch patch]] — In the Strong Sad flashback where Lil' Strong Bad is writing on the couch, the text on the marker is mirrored.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — The [[Pom Pilot]] has its text reversed. [[Coach Z]]'s medallion is backwards at one point as well.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — [[Strong Mad]]'s Pistons jersey is reversed when leaving the locker room.
*Email [[pom pom]] — The [[BMW Lighter]] has a backwards logo at some points.
*Email [[other days]] — [[Homestar]]'s polo shirt, with "Diskettes Etc." on it, switches sides and yields backwards text.
*Email [[garage sale]] — [[Gooblies]]'s image is flipped, as evidenced by the "G" on the tag being backwards.
*Email [[portrait]] — In the Easter egg, the keyswordtar switches directions as Strong Bad waves it around.
*Email [[more armies]] — Coach Z's medallion briefly appears backwards.
*Email [[bike thief]] — The [[Bubs' Old Pizza]] box is backwards.
*Email [[4 branches]] — Strong Bad's polo shirt's logo switches sides.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — The advertised burger flips when its name is changed.
*[[Rotten Eggs]] — [[Strong Bad]] tosses the egg between his hands, flipping the text on it.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — The buttons on Homestar's shirt switch sides when he faces different ways, as do The Cheat's zippers as he faces different directions.
*[[Which Ween Costumes?]] — Homestar's costume's fold switches sides when he turns around to comment on Strong Sad's costume.

==See Also==
*[[Hanna-Barbera]]
[[Category:Inside Jokes]] [[Category:Entertainment running gags]]

Strong Bad Email Spin-offs

Fangoriously — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 12:51:53 GMT

Fangoriously:

Many '''[[Strong Bad Email]]s resulted in spin-off toons, series, characters, and enterprises''' that later became a part of the website. Listed below are all the spin-offs in chronological order.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! # !! Email title !! Spin-off(s) !! Reason for spin-off
|-
| 2 || [[homsar]] || [[Homsar]] || A spelling blunder in which email sender Vinnie C. writes "Homsar" instead of "[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]".
|-
| 9 || [[i love you]] || [[Everybody to the Limit]] || The name of the email sender, [[Fhqwhgads]], is later used in a music video made by [[The Cheat]].
|-
| 11 || [[i rule]] || [[Strong Badia]] || Email sender Mike, UK, asks Strong Bad if he is so evil, then why he doesn't rule the world or at least some kind of field. Strong Bad contradicts this by introducing the public to his domain.
|-
| 14 || [[duck pond]] || [[Videlectrix]] || The creator of the [[Atari 2600]] version of Strong Bad's [[Duck Pond]] simulator.
|-
| 16 || [[band names]] || [[Taranchula]] and [[Limozeen]] || Possible names for email sender Dan's band.
|-
| 17 || [[studying]] || [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] || Writer of the book "[[This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, And Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base]]", mentioned in the email.
|-
| 29 || [[superhero name]] || [[Strong Badman]] || Email sender Stiny wonders why Strong Bad's name doesn't end in "man".
|-
| 32 || [[flag day]] || [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] || Strong Bad and The Cheat hold a flag-raising ceremony.
|-
| 37 || [[dullard]] || [[Dullard|Dullard Comic Strips]] || Comics posted in Strong Bad's cubicle while he uses methods to describe to email sender Jason how to deal with office dullards.
|-
| 45 || [[techno]] || [[The System Is Down (song)|The System is Down]] || Strong Bad describes what techno music sounds like.
|-
| 47 || [[new hands]] || [[These peoples try to fade me]] || Coach Z briefly sings with Strong Bad accompanying on his buckethand.
|-
| 48 || [[ghosts]] || [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] || The ghost of the exploded [[Tandy 400]] haunts Strong Badia.
|-
| 49 || [[theme party]] || [[Circles]] || Strong Bad gives an example of white blues to play at a frat party.
|-
| 51 || [[website]] || [[Strong Sad's Lament]] || Strong Bad links to [[Strong Sad]]'s blog in his [[Strong Bad's Website|website]].
|-
| 52 || [[island]] || [[Stinkoman]] || Strong Bad later gives the name Homestar calls him to an Anime-like fighter.
|-
| 53 || [[comic]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || Email sender Brittany asks Strong Bad to create a comic about her friends.
|-
| 57 || [[japanese cartoon]] || [[20X6]] || Email sender James F. asks Strong Bad what he would look like if he were a Japanese cartoon. The result is not only an anime version of Strong Bad, but also a whole anime universe version of the Homestar universe.
|-
| 58 || [[dragon]] || [[Trogdor]] || Email sender Kaizer asks Strong Bad to draw a dragon.
|-
| 62 || [[interview]] || [[Kerrek]] || Name of the email sender that Strong Bad likes so much that he decides to use it as a character in Trogdor's world (and also as a [[Peasant's Quest]] character).
|-
| 66 || [[the show]] || [[The Show]] || Strong Bad shows footage from Homestar's game show when Tori asks why Homestar doesn't do anything funny anymore.
|-
| 72 || [[crazy cartoon]] || [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] || Strong Bad is asked what his craziest cartoon would be like.
|-
| 80 || [[stunt double]] || [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series || Email sender Louis asks Strong Bad if he has ever used a stunt double, which he claims to have never done, and he demonstrates using some movies involving him as a crime fighter.
|-
| 81 || [[date]] || [[Bear holding a Shark]] || This was first seen as a means of security countermeasure in Strong Badia to prevent The Cheat from touching the [[Tire]].
|-
| 82 || [[impression]] || [[Jhonka]] || Strong Bad came up with this name when he noticed that the email sender did not sign his/her name. As with Kerrek, Jhonka became a Trogdor and Peasant's Quest character.
|-
| 84 || [[kids' book]] || [[That Time of Year]] || Strong Bad attempts to write children's books by tampering with some of [[Leomard Sportsinterviews]]' books.
|-
| 86 || [[no loafing]] || [[Mendelev]] || The name on the Tandy 400 later became a Peasant's Quest character.
|-
| 92 || [[kind of cool]] || [[Senor Cardgage]] || Email sender Jordan asks Strong Bad what he would be like if he wasn't the stylish, buff, handsome man in a wrestling mask that he is.
|-
| 93 || [[army]] || [[Cheat Commandos]] || The Cheat (as [[Firebert]]) goes on a reconnaissance mission, and his alter ego spawns an entire line of [[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe|G.I. Joe]]-type crime fighters.
|-
| 94 || [[video games]] || [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman series]], [[StrongbadZone|Vector Strong Bad]], [[Rhino Feeder]], and [[Secret Collect]] || Strong Bad is asked what he would look like in a video game. In addition to three games starring himself, he also creates a text adventure where the protagonist explores a dungeon.
|-
| 100 || [[flashback]] || [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] || The story that Strong Bad was about to tell Homestar Runner, when he is congratulated on his 100th email. It later became a [[Flash]] cartoon.
|-
| 109 || [[crying]] || [[The Li'l Brudder Show]] || Strong Bad attempts to make Homestar cry by drawing [[Li'l Brudder|a one-legged puppy]]; he also insults Strong Sad by comparing him to another drawing: [[Tendafoot|a two-legged elephant]]. Both the puppy and the elephant later get their own TV show.
|-
| 111 || [[other days]] || [[Puppet_Stuff#Biz_Cas_Fri|Biz Cas Fri]] series || Strong Bad, describing what he does the days when he doesn't check emails, reveals Friday is Business Casual Friday at the office.
|-
| 117 || [[montage]] || [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]] || Strong Bad explains that all of his different montages (save for the end credits photo montage) would feature a wagon full of pancakes.
|-
| 118 || [[virus]] || [[Main Page 22]] || The [[Compy 386]] is infected with 423,827 viruses that proceed to infect the rest of [[homestarrunner.com]] and later one of the [[Main Pages]].
|-
| 119 || [[animal]] || [[Sterrance]] and [[Da Huuuuuudge]] || Strong Bad describes what he would look like if he were a made-up animal.
|-
| 151 || [[senior prom]] || [[KOT's VOQPCS!]] || The email starts off as an episode of "The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show," but is later interrupted to play the email.
|-
| 165 || [[strong badathlon]] || [[DNA Evidence]] || Marzipan informs Homsar that DNA evidence has been tampered with. A [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|subplot]] begins to build up through the next five emails that is elaborated and resolved in the toon.
|-
| 175 || [[concert]] || [[sloshy]] || Strong Bad begins to like a band that is not metal.
|-
| 177 || [[original]] || [[Onion Bubs]] || Strong Bad claims Onion Bubs was a fan-favorite guest [[Bubs]] who ran the [[Concession Stand]] some time in between [[Original Bubs]]' departure and Bubs' addition to the ''Homestar Runner'' cast.
|-
| 188 || [[fan club]] || [[Non-Sequitur Champion]] || [[The Deleteheads]] discuss if the non-sequitur champion is Homsar or Senor Cardgage. Homsar wins, leading Senor Cardgage to serve a punishment.
|-
| 200 || [[email thunder]] || [[Hremails]] || Homestar reveals that he also hosts a show where he answers emails from fans with humorous results.
|}

{{StrongBadEmailInfo}}

[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs|*]]

High Fives

Fangoriously — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:31:38 GMT

Fangoriously: /* Seen */

[[Image:Veryhighfive.PNG|thumb|A very high five]]

[[The Brothers Chaps]] often make reference to the act of giving a '''[[wikipedia:High five|high five]]'''. In addition to the characters within the [[Homestar Runner Universe]] giving and talking about high fives, The Brothers Chaps often use the phrase in [[Interviews and Public Appearances|public appearances]].

== Spoken ==
* Email [[autobiography]] — Strong Bad says, "I was trying to high five everyone in sight."
* [[Strong Bad's character video]] — Strong Bad says, "Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives!" Later, Homestar says, "Well, I was gonna get a high five, but I see that I'm already here. And with a snake on my head!"
* [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes#Commentary Transcript|DVD Commentary]] for [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] — [[Mike Chapman]] says, "Hey, high five."
* [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] — [[Homestar Runner]] says, "Oh, I'm always givin' high fives."
* Email [[technology]] — Strong Bad says to [[Pom Pom]], "...and he just got into Sundance! High five, brother!"
* [[An Important Rap Song]] — [[Crack Stuntman]] sings, "Throw your hands in the air for some high fives!"

== Written ==
* [[Fortune Cookies]] — One fortune reads, "From now on, give only high-fives."
* [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments#Acknowledgments of Other Fansites|Burning Horizon Forum's anniversary]] — Matt writes, "...High fives to everybody..."
* Email [[impression]] (Easter egg) — The [[Jhonka]] is described as being susceptible to gags such as "Gimme five. Up high. Down low. Too slow."
* [[Hallrunner]] — Fighting the Franciscan monk results in the message "It was a Franciscan monk. Wimpiest monk ever. High five. *+2 points*".
* [[Main page message]] for [[H*R.com updates 2005#Wednesday, August 31, 2005|Wednesday, August 31, 2005]] — "Stop by for discounted merchandise and FREE high fives!"
* [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments#Homestar Runner Wiki Acknowledgments|Birthday Card]] — In response, Matt Chapman writes, "...High fives all the times, Matt."
* [[FeedBurner Page#Stuff - New Baby vs. Updates!|Feedburner RSS update for December 1, 2009]] — In announcing the birth of their second child, Matt concludes the message with "Thanks for your patience and high five!"

== Seen ==
* [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — [[The Cheat]] and [[Strong Mad]] high five.
* Email [[labor day]] — While at [[The Stick]], Strong Bad says "High five, The Stick!" and promptly smacks the top off of it. He later apologizes by saying, "Sorry about that high five thing."
* [[New Boots]] — Strong Bad says, "High five, The Cheat!" while reaching into [[outer space]], where they give each other "a very high-five".
* [[Fan Costume Commentary]] — The ninth picture depicts a man dressed as Strong Bad making out with a girl next to two signs, one reading "HIGH FIVES" and the other "MAKE OUTS".
* [[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It]] — The puppet Homestar gives high fives to [[They Might Be Giants]].
* Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad high fives the [[Fourth Wall Breaks|audience]].
* [[Strongest Man in the World]] — At the end of the montage, Homestar and Pom Pom high five.
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — The flag for The Cheat & Tirerea consists of a picture of The Cheat and The Tire giving each other a high five on a green background.

[[Category:Inside Jokes]]

Lack of Visible Arms

Fangoriously — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:09:01 GMT

Fangoriously: Only the head of any character is shown on that menu, that doesn

[[Image:Homestar's Arms.PNG|thumb|"Homestarms"]]
One of the ultimate mysteries in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner body of work]] is that [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]], [[The King of Town]], [[Homsar]], and many other characters all '''lack visible arms''' and hands. In spite of this, they have the ability to pick up, carry, and manipulate objects at will. The most common explanations for this phenomenon are that they either have invisible arms or can manipulate objects with some kind of [[Wikipedia:psychokinesis|psychokinesis]]. Some suggest the latter over the former, as these characters' articles of clothing rarely have sleeves where arms would normally be. Some claim the opposite, since there are few instances in which a character manipulates any object from afar. Others believe that there is a combination of both factors in use. Usually, none of the other characters seem to pay any attention to this curiosity, possibly because they have become accustomed to it, although sometimes their lack of arms is [[TVTropes:LampshadeHanging|lampshaded]].

==References==
[[Image:Local Newspapes.png|thumb|The no-handed deckeman!]]
*[[Armless Invaders]] — Homestar is the titular "armless invader".
*Email [[vacation]] — [[Strong Bad]] imagines, in a hypothetical email from [[Monkey D]], "How does Homestar pick stuff up if he's [[Homestar Runner's Pants|not wearing any Marzi-pants]]?"
*Email [[action figure]] — Homestar's [[Action Figure Character Variations|action figure box]] reads "No arms! Like real life!"
*[[The Interview]] — Strong Bad refers to Homestar as a "no-armed whitey".
*Email [[fingers]] — Homestar makes himself a pair of fake arms.
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] — [[Strong Mad]] starts to tell Homestar that he doesn't have arms, but is cut off by the end of the cartoon.
*[[Stinkomanual]] — Level 5's intro reads, "1-Up takes matters into his own, um, torso!"
*[[No Hands On Deck!]] — Homestar's lack of hands, which comes with his lack of arms, is referred to in the title and in a newspaper headline within the toon.
*[[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-02-15|Sketchbook]] — Homestar is seen doing a push-up and the caption reads, "no handed-style!"
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Upon being told that the DNA analysis will cost "an arm and a [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Marzipan's Legs|leg]]", Marzipan replies "Not a problem." ''(see also below)''
*Email [[more armies]] — Homestar remarks that by joining the [[Homestarmy]], one can have a career in the "no-armed forces".
*[[Ever and More!]] — Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] (who have perfectly visible arms) practice Homestar's and the King of Town's secret "handshake" ''(see below)'' by putting their hands on their hips and bobbing up and down.
*Email [[love poems]] — Homestar claims that he has "no-arms-on experience with the lady-makes".
*Email [[magic trick]] — Homestar is in a box and wearing fake arms, and Strong Bad says to Homestar, "You look like a man of many arms," and Homestar replies, "Yeah, I'm like an octopus."
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — If Strong Bad examines Marzipan's vandalized Homestar-shaped float, he remarks that Homestar's head now matches his arms. When Marzipan asks Strong Bad to leave because her mood ring is a deep brown, Strong Bad asks himself, "Should I tell her she doesn't have fingers?"
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad makes a "call to arms" against the King of Town, and asks who in the crowd outside his window supports him. Strong Mad and Coach Z both raise their hands, then the camera pans to Homestar, who squirms for a moment before saying, "I suppose you think you're really funny!" Also, when Homestar declares that even though he appears to be the brains of his outfit, his lady friend (Marzipan) has a good head on her shoulders. Strong Bad replies that nothing about that is true.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — After telling Strong Bad he's preparing to audition as a singer for [[Pom Pom]], Strong Bad tells Homestar, "Break an arm."
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] tells [[Perducci]] that he wants to see his hands when he shuffles a deck of cards. Perducci (played by the [[King of Town]]) responds by saying "That's... gonna be a bit of a problem."
**Later, after going on Professor Expiremento's Ruby powered rocket, Dangeresque tells Uzi Bazooka he's going to "crash into the chip on [his] invisible shoulder".
*Email [[email thunder]] ([[email thunder#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) — [[Matt]] makes a dual reference to both Homestar's lack of visible arms and Strong Bad's [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|ability to type with his boxing gloves on]] when he asks, "How does Homestar type with no gloves of any kind on?".
*[[Kick-a-Ball]] — [[The Umpire]] cancels a game of One Potato Two Potato between Homestar and Strong Bad after realizing he can't tell who's winning.

==Oddities==
[[Image:mrhomestarms.PNG|thumb|Sketch with arms]]
[[Image:Armlesssleeve.PNG|thumb|Proof that Homestar has invisible arms?]]
[[Image:Homestar with towel.PNG|thumb|"Do you want to watch me bench-press a lot...of weights?"]]
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Marzipan slaps Homestar across the face, leaving a visible handprint.
**In the commentary, Strong Bad says that Marzipan has really nice hands and Homestar replies, "Yeah, I suppose she does."
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] — Marzipan asks if the [[oven mitts]] Strong Bad is wearing are hers, but she would not need oven mitts if she has no hands.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — Marzipan knocks on the door of Homestar's house with her head, despite the fact she could have used her invisible arms/telekinetic powers instead.
**Likewise, in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], Homestar knocks on Marzipan's door with his head, although this could be due to his silliness, or possibly because he's holding his bagful of candy with both "hands".
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — [[The Announcer]] proclaims that Homestar has jumped jacks for the longest continuous time despite the fact it would be hard to tell if he ever stopped clapping his "hands."
*Email [[halloweener]] — Homestar wears boxing gloves on his feet and an oven mitt on his head.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — The goblin easily manipulates both of Strong Bad's arms when he is in costume (and also [[Lack of Visible Arms#Characters With No Visible Arms|removing]] it).
**Also, Strong Bad is able to perfectly manipulate his Homestar costume without using any arms.
*[[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] — When [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet Homestar]] plays tag with [[Little Girl]], he touches her with his head.
*Email [[the bird]] — Strong Bad flips Homestar off, and after Homestar replies "Right back atcha," Strong Bad exclaims, "He just gave me the bird!"
*Email [[your friends]] — When Strong Bad asks Marzipan to hold out her hands, she just says she doesn't want to. Of course, she may be aware that Strong Bad is preparing to hand her a saw blade.
*Email [[the show]] and [[Main Page 19]] — Homestar holds a microphone and sorts through a stack of index cards at the same time. This action could require more than two hands.
*[[Strong Bad Sings]] — One of Strong Bad's songs is titled "This One Time I Saw Homestar Punching a Kitten in the Throat".
*Email [[marzipan]] — Strong Bad remarks that "Marzipan can't keep her hands offa" him, although this could be just a figure of speech.
*Email [[time capsule]] — Homestar is able to manipulate the box, box lid, and wig all at the same time.
*[[Secret Song (video)]] — Puppet Homestar plays the piano with both his invisible hands and the side of his head.
*[[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It]] — Puppet Homestar gives high fives to [[They Might Be Giants]].
*[[Arcade Game]], and emails [[credit card]], [[50 emails]], [[anything]], and [[email thunder]] — Homestar can type on a keyboard. Also, in [[anything]], as well as [[retirement]], he is able to lift and pour a bottle of soda on Strong Bad's computer.
**Similarly, in the [[King of Town Email]] (reached via the [[King of Town Main Page]]), the King of Town is heard typing on the keyboard of the broken [[Tandy 400]].
*[[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]] — Homestar says, "my arm really really hurts," though it is probably [[Matt Chapman]] speaking about his own arm.
*[[Strong Bad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Bad's Character Video]] — Homestar stands in line to receive a high five from Strong Bad.
*[[Biz Cas Fri 1]] — When Homestar "helps" Strong Bad with his spreadsheet, Homestar types with his head, even though he could type with his "hands" in [[50 emails]], [[anything]], and [[Arcade Game]].
*Email [[extra plug]] — Homestar is tied with an extension cord around his torso in a position normally used to secure someone's arms.
*Email [[space program]] — Homestar owns a sweater with sleeves. The sleeves could explain why he has difficulty putting on the sweater in the email.
**In the [[space_program#DVD_Version|DVD commentary]] for this email, Mike asks Homestar why his sweater has sleeves. His reply is simply "Shut up! Shut up, and I'm out." Following this, Homestar "leaves" the commentary booth and is replaced by Strong Bad.
*Email [[highschool]] — [[Teenage Variation#Teenage Homestar|Teenage Homestar]] sings "Shaking hands with my man" in Strong Bad's doodle memory/hazardous guess.
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] — Homestar gives Pom Pom a high five.
*[[Lappynapped!]] — The King of Town refers to himself as "Furious Fingers."
*[[Ballad of the Sneak]] — [[The Homestar Runner]] is seen with crutches after the Sneak "dropped him from his flying machine".
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Homestar wears a towel around his neck as though he has shoulders.
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — Homestar, the champion of the Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating event, takes swings at himself. Visible air disturbances appear where his extremities are presumably traveling.
*Email [[your funeral]] — As Homestar enters Marzipan's house, he hangs up a coat with sleeves.
*[[Date Nite]] — When Marzipan and The Cheat go out for their date, he offers her his arm to escort her, and she apparently holds it as they walk.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — When Homestar, while wearing a trench coat, lifts the glass of DNA evidence to drink it, the right arm of the trench coat raises as though he has an arm, but he seems to lack shoulders. ''(see also above)''
*[[Ever and More!]] — Homestar and the King of Town can be heard slapping hands as they demonstrate their "secret handshake."
*[[Main Page 24]] — Homestar asks "How many fingers am I holding up?"
*[[Quality Time]] — Both Homestar and Marzipan are able to manipulate the cardboard versions of each other from several feet away. Marzipan is also able to both play guitar and manipulate [[Cardboard Homestar]] at the same time.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Homestar's dad only lets Homestar play [[Clapping Party]].
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — While chained in the dungeon, Homestar appears to be floating between the two manacles.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — When Homestar plays the piano, its keys can be seen being depressed. Later, he is displeased at being given a brown sweater with sleeves, although a good deal of his displeasure at this present is likely due to its being a brown sweater.
*[[Hremail 62]] — Homestar manipulates three separate pieces of paper and his brellow crayon at the same time, which, given the position in which he's holding them, would normally require four arms.
**Similarly, in [[Hremail 2000]], Homestar holds up two socks and two shoes individually.
* In [[Xeriouxly Forxe]], H. Star gains robotic arms, M.Z. Pan gains tentacles, and Xing Town gains clawed wings, leaving Homsar as the only normally-armless character to still lack them. However, Ch8t has no limbs at all.

==Characters With No Visible Arms==
These characters have no visible arms, yet have been observed manipulating objects:

<gallery>
Image:hs as pof..PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner]]'''</center>
Image:marzipan.png|<center>'''[[Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:Kingoftownglasses.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town]]'''</center>
Image:Homsar Paintbrush.png|<center>'''[[Homsar]]'''</center>
Image:THR eating soup.png|<center>'''[[The Homestar Runner|The Homestar Runner]]'''</center>
Image:O-T Marzipan Teacup.png|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:1-Up Pudding.png|<center>'''[[1-Up]]'''</center>
Image:The Wheelchair Cabbage.png|<center>'''[[The Wheelchair]]'''</center>
Image:The Goblin Unzipping Costume.png|<center>'''[[The Goblin]]'''</center>
Image:The Knight Bass Drum.png|<center>'''[[The Knight]]'''</center>
Image:Little Chef Dude KOT DVD.PNG|<center>'''[[The Little Chef Guy]]'''</center>
Image:The Bishop reading scroll.png|<center>'''[[The Cleric]]'''</center>
Image:yodeling man.png|<center>'''[[Unnamed Characters#The Yodeling Man|The Yodeling Man]]'''</center>
Image:Wagon Fulla Pancakes Briefcase.png|<center>'''[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]'''</center>
Image:Tandy Magnet.png|<center>'''[[Tandy 400]]'''
Image:Marshie cane.PNG|<center>'''[[Marshie]]'''</center>
Image:ShmallowHat.png|<center>'''[[Mr. Shmallow (character)|Mr. Shmallow]]'''</center>
Image:Preshy holding Carol.PNG|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters#Preshy and Rafferdy|Preshy]]'''
Image:cherrygreg.png|<center>'''[[Clapperboard|Clapper Loader]]'''</center>
Image:Sketchbook 02-28-2008.png|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters#Homeschool Winner|Homeschool Winner]]''' (right)</center>
Image:Sketchbook-10-15-2009.png|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters#Champeen|Champeen]]'''</center>
Image:Sad_Kids'_treat_bag.png|<center>'''[[The Sad Kids]]'''</center>
File:Homestarmecium single.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestarmecium]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Debatable Characters ===
These characters lack visible arms, but have never been seen manipulating objects:

<gallery>
Image:nibbles.PNG|<center>'''[[Nibbles]]'''</center>
Image:theunguraits.png|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters#The Unguraits|The Unguraits]]'''</center>
Image:DancingBros.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dancing Brothers]]'''</center>
Image:Tradingcardcheat.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheatball]]'''</center>
Image:Xerioux_Ch8t.png|<center>'''[[Xeriouxly Forxe Character Variations#Ch8t|Ch8t]]'''</center>
Image:Wormdingler.png|<center>'''[[Wormdingler]]'''</center>
File:Prince of Town.png|<center>'''[[The Prince of Town]]'''</center>
File:bad graphics ghost.png|<center>'''[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]'''</center>
File:Da Huuuuuudge.png|<center>'''[[Da Huuuuuudge]]'''</center>
File:davey.png|<center>'''Davey's Pal'''</center>
</gallery>

==See also==
*[[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]
*[[Lack of Visible Body Parts]]

[[Category:Object running gags]]
[[Category:Research]]

Made-up Real Things

Fangoriously — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 11:03:23 GMT

Fangoriously:

{{rename}}
[[Image:senorialsmall.PNG|thumb|"Wait, is Senor Cardgage real?!"]]

<blockquote>''I kinda black out a lot lately and when I wake up sometimes things I made up in my brain come to life. I practically pee my pants every time a Cheat Commandos comes on.''
:— [[Strong Bad]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]] FeedBurner description
</blockquote>

In the continuity of the [[Homestar Runner universe]], it's often unclear if things are [[History According To Strong Bad|made up]] or really happen. Occasionally, something that is '''clearly made up''' during one toon '''later appears as a real thing''' in another toon, without any particular reason or cause. While a fair number of these instances have been fruits of [[Strong Bad]]'s imagination, the other residents of [[Free Country, USA]] have periodically created something in their heads that later on mysteriously become real. Whether or not the inventors of these mind-bending, reality-defying creatures and creations had anything to do with them, or if they pre-existed their alleged conception, is never revealed nor explained for the most part, so this bizzare, blurred line between fantasy and reality remains one of the great unexplicable mysteries in the Homestar Runner universe.

*[[The Goblin]] and the [[Gremlin]] were made up (by [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Bubs]] respectively) in [[Homestarloween Party]], and became real in [[Where's The Cheat?]] Similarly, [[Strong Bad]] made up the [[Visor Robot]] for the aforementioned Halloween toon, and it became real in [[Senor Mortgage]].
*When Strong Bad listed [[Limozeen]] and [[Taranchula]] in [[band names]], it was implied that he was making them up on the spot (indeed, that's what [[The Brothers Chaps]] were doing), not listing bands that already existed in the Homestar Runner universe.
*[[Stinkoman]] from [[20X6]] was originally made up by Strong Bad to describe himself as a [[Japanese cartoon]]. He makes an appearance in [[Free Country, USA]] in the Halloween cartoon [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]. [[20X6]] was shown to be real in the email [[alternate universe]].
*[[Trogdor]] was drawn by [[Strong Bad]] in the email [[dragon]]. He later became the title character of a real video game, [[TROGDOR!]], as seen in [[Arcade Game]]. Trogdor became a real creature around the time he appeared outside Strong Bad's window in [[Trogday 08]].
*[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] was made up by Strong Bad in response to an email asking him to create a [[crazy cartoon]]. Later, Homestar Runner and Strong Bad are seen watching [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes|an episode of it]] on TV. Unlike other instances of this phenomenon, Strong Bad actually notices, and asks "didn't I invent this cartoon?". The characters and place of the cartoon became real in [[mini-golf]].
*[[Vector Strong Bad]] was made up by Strong Bad for the game [[StrongBadZone]], but became real in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]].
*[[Senor Cardgage]] was just a creepy comb-over version of Strong Bad until [[Senor Mortgage]] came along.
**The [[TV Time Toons Menu]] description for Senor Mortgage read: "Wait, is Senor Cardgage real?!"
*In [[army]], [[The Cheat]] dressed up as [[Firebert]], a character he most likely made up. This later started the [[Cheat Commandos]], an actual television show in [[Free Country, USA]].
*[[Li'l Brudder]] and [[Tendafoot]] were drawn by Strong Bad, but became a TV show in [[The Li'l Brudder Show]].
*The [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]] was made up by Strong Bad in the email [[montage]]. It later appeared in [[Senorial Day]].
*[[Da Huuuuuudge]] and [[Sterrance]] were both made up by Strong Bad in [[animal]], but became real in [[alternate universe]].
*When introduced in [[animal]], the [[Lappy 486]] was a he. In [[dreamail]], Strong Bad imagined it as a she, and she's been that way ever since.
*[[Saddy Dumpington]] was originally a folk hero that [[Strong Sad]] claimed to have made up in [[A Folky Tale]], but Saddy appears as a television show in [[Toikey TV]].
*Strong Bad made up [[Brainkrieg]] in [[death metal]] to illustrate how not to write lyrics. The band later made three reappearances in [[Teen Girl Squad]]-style toons, but in the October 19, 2009 [[FeedBurner#Ween - Brainkrieg Halloween Song|FeedBurner]] entry, Strong Bad implies that the band is real.
*The [[SBLOUNSKCHED! bar]] originally appeared in [[candy product]] as Strong Bad's hypothetical candy bar, but Pom Pom later pulls out a bag of Fun-Sized versions of said candy bar in [[Most in the Graveyard]].
*[[Peacey P]] first appeared in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]], likely as a creation of Strong Bad's. He went on to guest star with [[Coach Z]] in [[Rap Song]], suggesting he exists in Free Country, USA.
*[[Onion Bubs]] was first mentioned in [[original]] as being a stand-in for the departed [[Original Bubs]], though both Bubs and Marzipan indicate Strong Bad made the whole story up. Nevertheless, Onion Bubs shows up again in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].
*[[Blubb-O's]] was first mentioned in the DVD commentary for [[Drive-Thru]], when Strong Bad tried to guess what restaurant the [[Drive-Thru Whale]] has connections with. Its evolution into a real restaurant was briefly mentioned in [[nightlife]] later.
*Many characters and places from [[Videlectrix]] games were made up, but became real in [[8-Bit is Enough]]; most notably elements from [[Peasant's Quest]] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*[[she likes cloth]] was a band Strong Bad made up in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]. It became real in email [[independent]], where the band for Pom Pom's indie film, ''[[city (comma) state]]'', was called "she likes cloth".
==See Also==
* [[Firsts]]
* [[Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]

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Coach Z Evolution

Fangoriously — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 16:01:49 GMT

Fangoriously:

This page tracks the evolution of [[Coach Z]].

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! Image !! Info !! Created !! Appearances !! What's Changed?
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| [[Image:Sketchbook Eleven.PNG|150px]] || Early Coach Z sketches (and [[Bubs]] ones, too) || ??? || [[Sketchbook (museum)]] || N/A
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| [[Image:FlashbackStyleCoachZ.png|150px]] || This is Coach "Zee's" first design || 1999 || [[Where My Hat Is At?]]; ''[[flashback]]''; ''[[alternate universe]]''; ''[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]'' || N/A
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| [[Image:OCPcoachz.png|150px]] || Coach Z's second design || 1999 || [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]; [[Old Characters Page]] || His colors have gotten lighter, he has more shading, his head is rounder, and the Z's shape and color has changed.
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| [[Image:coachz_evolution_card.png|150px]] || Coach Z's third design || 2000 || [[Character Cards]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]] (in photo) || He has darker and brighter colors, a thinner outline, rounder eyes and his hat and medallion have changed colors.
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| [[Image:oldcoachz.png|150px]] || Coach Z's fourth design || 2000 || [[Theme Song Video]]; [[Homestarloween Party]] || His outline is dark green and not just plain black, his medallion has changed color, his shading is gone, and his hat has lighter colors.
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| [[Image:coach-z.png|150px]] || Coach Z's fifth design || 2000 || Toons from [[A Holiday Greeting]] to [[Ever and More!]]; Main Pages [[Main Page 11|11]] and [[Main Page 23|23]]; various [[Strong Bad Emails]] from [[stand-up]] to [[mini-golf]] || His skin tone has become a slightly lighter shade, the Z appears to be polished, and his medallion has changed color again. He also has much more advanced shading and thicker and brighter outlines. The Z has a shadow on his body.
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| [[Image:New Coach Z Styles.PNG|150px]] || Coach Z's sixth design || 2003 || (officially, without a switch back to the fifth design) various toons starting with [[Jibblies 2 Teaser]]; various [[Strong Bad Emails]] starting with [[hygiene]] || His feet aren't as far apart. The shine on his Z has changed, and it also leaves a lighter shadow on his body. His cap is less slanted and closer to his eyes, and the brim is smaller. His head is smaller, and his outlines no longer have gaps at his arms.

Starting with [[impression]], TBC have switched between designs 5 and 6 in several toons.
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| [[Image:CurrentCoachZ.png|150px]] || The current design || 2005 || [[Happy Fireworks!]]; [[Weclome Back]]; [[Summer Short Shorts]];[[No Hands on Deck]]; [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]; [[mini-golf]]; [[shapeshifter]]; [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]; [[dictionary]] || His legs are longer and his shoulders are broader. In [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]], the Z on his emblem was pointed.
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[[Category:Coach Z]]

A Decemberween Mackerel

Fangoriously — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 02:29:57 GMT

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[[File:A Decemberween Mackerel.png|thumb|"My coma's toast..."]]

Senor Cardgage says he's dying, so Marzipan and Homestar try to cram him with enough Decemberween spirit to save him.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, [[Homeschool Winner]], [[Rafferdy]], [[Preshy]], [[Champeen]], [[The Hurricane]], three [[Unguraits]], {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Homsar}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Telephone Pole]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, December 14, 2010

'''Running Time:''' 6:05

'''Page Title:''' We Come Down Off Our High Horse!

== Transcript ==
''{Music plays. A silhouette of Homestar and Marzipan can be seen through the falling snow. Lines representing the wind curl by.}''

''{Cut to Marzipan with earmuffs and scarf holding a dish and Homestar in his brown hat walking through The Field through the snow. Homestar looks distressed.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan! Explain to me why we're slogging through this blizzard again? I don't think I can slog much further!

''{Cut to a tighter shot of the two}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I told you, at Decemberween time, it's our duty as people with more than one DVR to help those much, much, much, much, way very, very, very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And you think bringing him bean sprouts is, ahem, helping?

''{Pull back to a wider shot. Marzipan looks angrily at Homestar.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Be quiet and keep slogging. We're almost there.

''{A bush comes into view.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, man! This guy? ''{They stop walking}'' When you said less fortunate, I just assumed you meant Coach Z.

''{Coach Z pops up in the foreground from under a snow drift, wearing a Blubb-O's box on his head}''

'''COACH Z:''' Me too!

''{Coach Z disappears}''

''{A doorbell sounds. Senor Cardgage rises into view accompanied by traffic sounds. He's facing away from Marzipan and Homestar.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Hello, Chi Minh?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, Mr. Senor! Happy Decemberween!

''{Cut to a tighter shot of the three of them.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Is this a frank call?

'''MARZIPAN:''' No, no, over here. ''{Cardgage turns around.}'' We brought you some food for the holidays.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. We come down off our high horse to spread a little Decemberween cheer.

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Thank you, Hot Pooey. ''{Homestar looks mad. Zip pan to a close-up of the bush as Cardgage gestures to it.}'' Would you care to coincide?

''{Close-up of Homestar and Marzipan}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, did that guy just call me "Hot Pooey"? And invite me inside that bush?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{embarrassed}'' Maybe? ''{Marzipan smiles nervously}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's it, I'm going back to your house. Later on, we'll conspire.

''{Cut back to a wider shot. Homestar walks off screen left. Cardgage is now shaking and groaning.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, you poor wretch. What's the matter?

''{Cut to medium shot of Marzipan and Cardgage.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Oh, not much... I'm just... dying.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Gasp!

''{A red title card with a holly border slides in from screen right. Words appear as the singers sing them.}''

'''SINGERS:''' A Decemberween Mackerel. (The name of this cartoon.)

''{Crossfade to Homestar wearing a mistletoe sweater and a red bow laying on Marzipan's couch, the camera slowing trucking back to reveal his entire body.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{joyously}'' Oh, Marzipan! Is that you? I'm wearing a sweater made out of mistletoe! And what feels like a colony of venomous bugs! ''{various black insects jump around Homestar's body}''

''{Cut to a wider shot. Cardgage enters screen right.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah! You! ''{sits up}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{sing-song}'' Hot pooey.

''{Marzipan follows screen right.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan! What's the big idea of bringing this guy home? ''{Cut to close-up to Homestar}'' I was about to give you your Decemberween make-out present. ''{Homestar winks and clicks with his mouth.}''

''{Cut back to previous shot as Homestar stands.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This is serious, Homestar. Senor Cardgage is dying! ''{Cardgage nods}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, cool. Then we'll just make out after. What do you give him, five minutes? No minutes? ''{Homestar steps towards Marzipan.}'' No minutes?

''{Close up of Marzipan. She's angry. }''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, I don't have time to trick you into making out with a mop again this year. ''{Her expression clears}'' Hmm, if we cram him full of enough holiday cheer, maybe he can squeeze out a Decemberween miracle!

''{Cut to medium shot of all three}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, I love cramming holiday cheer. I'll go get my ''{pulls a black rod wrapped in gold and white tinsel from off screen}'' tinsel-wrapped cram rod!

''{Beat. Homestar glances around once.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, I'm back.

''{Push wipe up red card reading "Holiday Cheer Cramlist" "Caroling"}''

''{Push wipe up to reveal Homestar, Marzipan and Cardgage outside singing at sunset around a bathtub with chains around it. Homestar is waving his cram rod and Marzipan is holding a candle.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER & MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' Coach Z's been drinking non-specific mouthwash-rine.

''{A arm with papers shoots in from screen left.}''

'''MAN:''' I need you to sign here.

''{Homestar pushes the papers away with his cram rod.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{echoey}'' Oh, thanks guys. That warms my heart.

''{Cut to a shot inside of the tub. Strong Sad's face is seen in the bottom right of the frame and a chain around his body. Homestar is looking through the slats above.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Not enough to stave off the onset of hypothermia, of course. But a month-long ''{cut back to outside. Cardgage is groaning and swaying}'' coma's nothing I haven't dealt with before.

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{groaning}'' My coma's toast...

'''MARZIPAN:''' Time to go!

''{Marzipan and Cardgage dash off screen right, while Homestar follows.}''

''{Cut to red card as before. Caroling is crossed out and "Greeting Card" is in the center. A musical sting plays.}''

''{Push wipe down to reveal Pom Pom with a camera on a tripod and lighting umbrellas behind him. He is gesturing with an arm.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

''{Reverse shot reveals Homestar in his mistletoe sweater, Marzipan with lights in her ponytail and Cardgage wearing a olive green cardigan. Homestar moves slightly to the right in the frame.}''

''{Reverse shot. Pom Pom gestures his arm up.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

''{Reverse shot. Marzipan moves up slightly.}''

''{Reverse shot. Pom Pom gestures to his right.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

''{Reverse shot. Cardgage moves slightly to the right.}''

''{Reverse shot. Pom Pom, irritated, gestures his arm and bubbles for a long time.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

''{Reverse shot. Cardgage continues to move to the right until he is halfway out of the frame.}''

''{Reverse shot. Pom Pom indicates for Cardgage to stop.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

''{He picks up Gooblies and squeezes him. There is a white flash and cuts to a card with "Seasoned Greetings", with a picture of Homestar and Marzipan, and Cardgage halfway out of the frame.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay, now we need to make the corresponding ''{cut to a wider shot, showing the card in the lower left, while Marzipan is wearing half-moon glasses.}'' newsletter to brag about our family. ''{Marzipan clicks the pen and takes a deep breath, then slams the pen onto the paper, writing. As she starts to write, the words appear behind her. Very rapidly:}'' This year was so great! Our family is so great! I can't believe Homestar started fourth grade! How time flies. It's so great! Senor Cardgage won first place in sports and was selected to be terminally ill! ''{She starts writing on the paper in various angles, across already-written words, and in margins.}'' I am in book club and PTA carpool and redoing the back-splash. It's so great! Warm wishes, ''{Carves this last line into her table:}'' The Marzipan-Homestar-Cardgages.

''{Cut to Homestar sitting on the arm of the couch with his cram rod. Cardgage is lying on the couch.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{waving cram rod around}'' Our family is, literally and figuratively, so great! ''{Cardgage groans}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{off-screen}'' Movin' on!

''{Push wipe left red title card. Caroling and Greeting Card are now crossed out with "Waiting In Line" in the center.}''

''{Push wipe left to reveal Bubs' Concession Stand. A silhouette of Bubs can be seen waving his arms. A line of people can be seen, ending with Marzipan and Cardgage. Camera slowly pans and reveal Homestar in the foreground.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{faintly}'' I've got a deal on everything. I've got all kinds of deals!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, Bubs. ''{Camera pans to reveal Bubs standing next to Homestar. Homestar pokes him with the cram rod.}'' What's this line for?

'''BUBS:''' The holidays.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Perfect! How long is it?

'''BUBS:''' Three miles or eighteen days. ''{Pull back to reveal Cardgage standing behind them.}'' Whichever comes first.

''{Cardgage turns around groaning. Bubs looks annoyed.}''

''{Marzipan sticks her head in screen right.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' All right, that's enough. Let's move. Peeow! ''{She grabs Cardgage and dashes off screen right. Homestar is stunned.}''

''{Push wipe right red title card as before. Caroling, Greeting Card and Waiting In Line are all crossed off, with "Tree Lighting" now in the center.}''

''{Push wipe right to Coach Z standing next to Homestar. Homestar is waving his cram rod.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nothing crams Decemberween cheer like the annual lighting ''{Cut to wider shot of Coach Z, Homestar, Marzipan and Cardgage standing around the telephone pole. Yellow lights are strung from the pole, and an orange extension cord is in the foreground. Cardgage sways.}'' of the lights attached to a pole in a tree-shaped fashion.

''{Cut back to the shot of Coach Z and Homestar. Homestar has picked up the extension cord.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If this doesn't cure him, nothing will!

'''COACH Z:''' Don't I know it! Last year, these lights cured me of chronic athlete's tongue, and the year before that it was rub rash, and then hot pooey—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Excuse me, you're disgusting. Barf.

''{Homestar pretends to throw up (complete with dotted-line imaginary vomit) and turns away. Coach Z looks disappointed. Homestar then plugs in the extension cord.}''

''{Cut to a wider shot. The lights turn on.}''

'''HOMESTAR, MARZIPAN, & COACH Z:''' Oh!

''{Cut to medium shot of Marzipan and Cardgage. Cardgage is disheveled and his glasses are falling off.}'''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh wow, if it was pitch black and I squinted and was a few miles away, ''{cut to a wide silhouette of all standing around the tree}'' this would sort of look like a tree almost! ''{Cut back to previous shot.}'' Isn't it wonderous, Senor? A real miracle-inducing spectacle, isn't it?

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{moans}'' Oh, my Toyota Cressida... ''{Cardgage falls down}''

''{Cut to wider shot with Cardgage in the snow.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, no!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yes!

''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat come in from the bottom of the frame. Cut to medium shot of Marzipan and Strong Bad, with Strong Mad in a sweater and The Cheat green hat behind him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's goin' on here?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Help, quick! I think Senor Cardgage is dying!

'''STRONG BAD:''' And what makes you think that?

''{Cut to close up of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' He told me so when I brought him a hot covered dish to brighten his dismal life.

''{Cut back to the medium shot}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''He'' told you. ''{Close up of Strong Bad}'' You decided to take, at face value, something the guy who lives in a bush and talks to melty candy bars said.

''{Cut back to medium shot}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Maybe?

'''STRONG BAD:''' And, who not fifteen minutes ago, told me I ''{cut to the Basement of the Brothers Strong. Strong Bad is standing on the arm of the orange couch and Cardgage is standing next to it. Marzipan's dish is sitting on the couch.}'' "might paste away if I Dinty Moore." ''{Strong Bad begins to leap on the dish.}''

''{Cut back to The Field. Cardgage stirs and holds up an opened can of stew that says "Dented")''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' You rally might, Pez dispenser. ''{He collapses}''

''{Close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Besides, everybody knows the way to save Senor Cardgage is to cut a bunch of motor sports magazines in half and pour gravy on a defibrillator. A-like so.

''{Cut Strong Mad with magazines that read "Modasports. The 2011 Tomatocycle!!!! Daaaang!" The Cheat is standing next to a defibrillator and a gravy boat. Strong Mad grunts and pulls the magazines apart. The Cheat then takes the gravy boat and pours the gravy on the defibrillator. Music plays and the silhouette of Cardgage can be seen rising.}''

''{Cut to a shot of Cardgage with rays behind him, standing tall.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Oh, my grabness, grabness. It really is...

''{Cut to a shot of all standing around the tree. Strong Sad is still in his tub, next to The King of Town and Strong Mad. The Poopsmith is standing behind Bubs screen left.}''

'''ALL:''' A Decemberween mackerel!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappointed}'' And nobody's dying.

''{Cut to an emaciated Homsar lying in the snow, his hat faintly wiggling as he speaks}''

'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAa! I'm your death's door neighbor. Puff. Cough. Toff.

''{Red card with End appears}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Clicking on the E on "End" at the end of the toon will show a quick scene of Homestar Runner making out with "Marzipan".
*:''{The door of Marzipan's closet is shown, with some mistletoe leaves scattered outside it. Homestar's voice comes from inside the closet}''
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... Oh, I must say... Oh, twice... Marzipan, it's so romantic the way you lured me into this closet! ''{Marzipan is seen walking by the closet}'' ...And the way your wet stringy face tastes like seven kitchen floors! ''{Homestar coughs}'' ...Cockroach.

*Clicking on the D on "End" at the end of the toon will show a new product from the makers of "Hot Jones".
*:''{A mug of Hot Jones is shown}''
*:'''ANNOUNCER:''' From the makers of Hot Jones comes Hot Pooey, our newest holiday sensation! ''{The mug is replaced by a different mug, the contents of which are censored}'' Hot Pooey! ''{A speech bubble that contains the following emits from the new mug, and a Santa Claus-like beard appears on the mug}'' Oh dear God, what have we done??

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*A DVR is a [[Wikipedia:Digital video recorder|digital video recorder]].
*To come down off your high horse is to stop thinking less of other people.
*This toon was released eighteen days before New Year's, which is the time Bubs's "holiday line" lasts.

===Trivia===
*The [[FeedBurner Page#New Holiday Toon - A Decemberween Mackerel|RSS description]] for this toon is:
<blockquote>Surprise! Like an errant reindeer that's come loose from the sleigh, hurtling towards the earth at breakneck speed, bursting into flames, and impact cratering the crap out of your front yard...It's a Decemberween cartoon! Marzipan takes it upon herself to try and improve Senor Cardgage's dismal life. Man! Years go by fast, huh?! Cram that holiday cheer! Cram it!</blockquote>
*This is only the second toon of 2010, and the first one released since [[Xeriouxly Forxe]] eight months earlier. It was also the first "real" update (i.e., a toon with a plot) in over a year.
*On the homepage, when "[[Main Page Messages|new holiday toon!]]" is moused over, its words change to "[[for real]]!"
*This toon was built at the normal 550×400 size but is shown at double that size (the first such toon to be displayed that way). There are [[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Screen size|several possible remedies]] for viewers having trouble viewing the toon at this resolution.

===Remarks===
[[File:ADecemberweenMiracle.png|thumb|A Decemberween Miracle, not the name of this cartoon!]]
[[File:HotPooeyUncensored.png|thumb|Ohh, there's two of them!]]
*Much like [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], this cartoon appears to be presented in a [[Sound Quality|higher audio sample rate]] than usual.
*For four frames, while the title is coming to the foreground, it reads "A Decemberween Miracle".
*Hot Pooey, beneath its censored bar, is identical to [[Hot Jones]].
*When Marzipan and Homestar are walking at the beginning, Homestar has footsteps and Marzipan leaves a solid trail, again [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Marzipan's Legs|hinting her body is actually dress-shaped]].
*Senor Cardgage does not use any female names when speaking to others (as he often does); at one point, he even uses a male name.
*When Homestar is asked to sign a document, if the writing on the pages is facing Homestar, the document is stapled in the top right corner. This is opposite of how conventional English legal documents are stapled.
*When Strong Bad quotes Senor Cardgage from their earlier affair, Senor Cardgage lip syncs "I" instead of "you".

===Goofs===
*The leaf of mistletoe that falls from Homestar's "sweater" disappears a few seconds later.
*Senor Cardgage's left hand disappears the moment he finishes rising from the bush. At the same time, a previously-opaque hole in the bush becomes transparent, so a spot of his right hand appears.

===Inside References===
*Strong Sad is [[Homestar Presents: Presents|locked in a bathtub]].
*Homestar wants to [[Making Out|make out]] with Marzipan.
*Senor Cardgage claims he is [[death|dying]].
*Marzipan writes that Cardgage [[nondescript nouns|won the sports]] in her newsletter.
*Marzipan grabs Cardgage and yells "[[spoken sound effects|Peeow!]]".
*Homestar says "Oh, [[twice]]" while making out with Marzipan, reminiscent of Strong Bad in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]].
*Coach Z pops up wearing a [[Blubb-O's]] box.
[[File:MackeralRejectedCharacters.png|thumb|Rejected for the holidays]]
*The silhouettes of most of the [[rejected characters]] appear in line for Bubs' Concession Stand. The characters are as follows, from first in line to last: Homeschool Winner, Rafferdy, Preshy, Champeen, The Hurricane, and three Unguraits standing on top of each other.
*The last line of Marzipan and Homestar's carol, "Coach Z's been drinking nonspecific mouthwash", is a reference to the song "O Decemberween" at the end of [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. The original line was "Coach Z's been drinking Listerine."
*Senor Cardgage appears from [[hammerspace]], accompanied by the traffic noise first heard in [[senorial day]], and again in [[hremail3184]].
*Pom Pom picks up [[Gooblies]] when taking the picture.
*Homestar saying "Our family is literally, and figuratively, so great" is a reference to [[Jibblies 2]].
*The [[Minor Foods#Tomatocyle|tomatocycle]] previously showed up in [[Where U Goin' 2?]].
*Homestar pretends to [[Puking|puke]] when Coach Z tells him about his illnesses.
*The music that plays when Cardgage comes back to life is similar to the [[Lappy 486]]'s startup noise.
**The exact [[sound effect]] was previously used in [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] when [[Eh! Steve!]]'s mouth began to float away.
*The word "pooey" was first spoken by [[The Homestar Runner]] in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]. When he encounters [[Rumble Red]], he says, "Aw, phooey! And after that, pooey! Not you again!"
*The defibrillator was previously seen in the email [[specially marked]].
*During the caroling, the candle Marzipan is holding is the same as in the email [[love poems]].
*This is the second time Senor Cardgage is referred to as "Mr. Senor", the first being in [[Senorial Day]].

===Real-World References===
*Homestar's quote, "Later on, we'll conspire," is from the Christmas song "[[Wikipedia:Winter Wonderland|Winter Wonderland]]".
*[[Wikipedia:Hormel|Dinty Moore]] is a brand of canned [[stew]].
*"Hello, Chi Minh" is a play on the name of Vietnamese revolutionary [[Wikipedia:Ho Chi Minh|Ho Chi Minh]], for whom [[Wikipedia:Ho Chi Minh City|Saigon]], the largest city in Vietnam, was renamed after the Vietnam War.
*Senor Cardgage calls Strong Bad "[[Wikipedia:Pez|Pez dispenser]]".
*Right before Senor Cardgage collapses, he complains about his [[Wikipedia:Toyota Cressida|Toyota Cressida]] (which, in his case, appears to be an organ and not a car).

== External Links ==
{{extlinks|xmas10|16628}}
{{decemberweennav}}
[[Category:Decemberween]]

Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner universe

Fangoriously — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 20:55:58 GMT

Fangoriously: /* Appearances of Inconsistencies */

[[Image:Strong Badia Bubs' Stand.PNG|thumb|Is Bubs' right? Or is it left?]]
<blockquote>''There's no— there's no style guide, or continuity— we don't have a continuity person working on set.''
:— [[Matt Chapman]], [[geddup noise]] commentary</blockquote>

<blockquote>''We're gonna play "Name That Inconsistency" later on if you want to join us."
:— [[Strong Sad]], [[Page Load Error]]</blockquote>

With such an expansive bank of cartoons that rely so heavily on whimsical humor, it would be near impossible for [[The Brothers Chaps]] to keep the [[Homestar Runner universe]] completely consistent and have total continuity between cartoons. Because of this large size and humorous nature, various '''inconsistencies''' occur throughout the website and the DVDs. These are usually very minor. According to the site's [[FAQ]], people often ask The Brothers Chaps about inconsistencies; to these questions they answer that "It was either done on purpose or it's just a cartoon and you probably shouldn't worry about it."

==Appearances of Inconsistencies==
*[[Strong Mad]] — [[Strong Mad#Physical Statistics|His height and weight]] are under constant scrutiny.
*[[Items#Strong Bad's Computers|Strong Bad's computers]] — Their capabilities tend to vary. [[Matt Chapman]] even points this out in the [[homestar hair#DVD Version|DVD commentary]] for [[homestar hair]].
**Email [[retirement]] — [[Strong Bad]] states that the [[Lappy 486]] has a "5 meg hard-drive", although in [[animal]] it claimed to have only a 2 meg hard drive.
*[[Race Track|The race track]] — In [[autobiography]] lane five is the shortest lane, and seven the longest, while in [[disconnected]], the roles are reversed.
*Email [[flashback]]:
**In the [[Yearbook Character Page]], it says that The King of Town's reign as king dates back to "before any of you were born", but in this email, he is [[The Prince of Town]] and the other characters are, obviously, already born.
**To celebrate the 100th [[Strong Bad Email]], the screen of the [[Compy 386]] displays "Congratulations! You have answered 100 emails!", even though there were some episodes, such as [[2 emails]], where he answered [[Strong Bad Email Statistics#Strong Bad Emails Featuring More Than One Email|more than one]]. He also checked 40 of these emails on the [[Tandy 400]] and other computers.
**Strong Bad claims he lost count around email 51, but he began [[caffeine]] (the 91st Strong Bad Email) with "Coming in at number 91, it's, E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!"
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — The scene behind the fence is missing the [[Bear Holding a Shark]] that scared The Cheat in [[date]].
*[[New Boots]] — Strong Bad claims that he doesn't wear [[underwear]] but he is seen wearing underwear in [[stand-up]], [[senior prom]], [[Main Page 24]] and [[nightlife]].
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad can not type legibly when he is blindfolded, but in [[impression]] he could type properly even while wearing a paper plate mask. In [[morning routine]], he is also able to type with an empty potato chip bag on one hand.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Sad writes that he can't jump, yet he manages to jump in [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], as well as in [[Experimental Film]], [[stunt double]], [[Kid Speedy]], and [[boring (really)]].
*Email [[dreamail]] — Strong Bad imagines the Lappy as [[Female Lappy 486|female]], but in [[animal]] he claimed it was [[The Paper]]'s "new brother".
*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] — The ceiling of the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] is not as high as it was in [[The Li'l Brudder Show]].
*Email [[bottom 10]] — Strong Bad's list includes "Songs that try to pass off la la's, na na's, and doot do's as legit lyrics", but Strong Bad sang "Na na na" in the intro to [[secret recipes]] does it again in [[Trogday 08]], and sings "da doot doot" in [[portrait]].
*Email [[geddup noise]] — Strong Bad corrects an email that refers to [[The Geddup Noise]] as "the get up noise", as if he is unfamiliar with that name, but he had called Chairscoot by that name in [[the bet]].
*Email [[bedtime story]] — The Cheat is slightly smaller compared to the grill than he is in [[Where's The Cheat?]] and [[pizza joint]].
**This was most likely deliberate both so that The Cheat could hold onto his glass of SUUDSU and so Strong Bad could fit three roach foggers into the grill.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — [[The Cheat]] reminds Strong Bad that he doesn't pay him, but in [[lackey]] Strong Bad pays The Cheat with pencil shavings. Similarly, in [[rough copy]], he pays The Cheat in soft tacos.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] calls the modern Strong Bad a "brightly colored baboon," implying there is no color in the [[Old-Timey]] universe. However, the lyrics to [[The Ballad of The Sneak]] claimed [[The Sneak]] was yellow.
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] — The fence is seen to be between the woods and Bubs' Concession Stand, but was not at that location in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
*Email [[retirement]] — The hole in the screen of the Compy 386 is smaller than it was when [[Bubs]] shotgunned it in the end of [[virus]].
*Email [[coloring]] — Marzipan says that "soy is also murder", yet in [[do over]], she asked "Homestar" for the soy crisps.
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — This toon indicates that the [[Spooky Woods]] are only spooky during Halloween night, or at least at night. However, in [[Where's The Cheat?]], the woods appear as they do during the other Halloween toons, despite the fact it is neither Halloween nor night.
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Sad writes a note to himself to get a bigger notebook, and couldn't manage to write the word "notebook" on one page. However, in [[record book]] he transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto a single grain of rice, in four languages. This is further contradicted in [[DNA Evidence]], in which he writes down notes from various character confessions.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad tells Strong Bad he never heard of [[Limozeen]], but they watched [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] together in [[best thing]].
*Email [[hygiene]] — [[Coach Z]] has to ask Strong Bad where he can get hygiene, but in [[senior prom]] he assures Strong Sad he is spiking the punch with [[Listerine]] only because he is "looking out for all yer hygienes."
*Email [[pizza joint]] — [[Strong Bad]] was shocked to learn that there was "competition" between his pizza joint, [[The Pizz]] and the Cheat's "Cheatsa Pizza", neglecting the existence of a ''third'' pizza brand, [[Bubs' Old Pizza]].
*Email [[nightlife]] — [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] is shown to be to the left of [[Strong Badia]], while in [[Summer Short Shorts]] and [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] Bubs' Concession Stand was on Strong Badia's right.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Strong Bad translates The Cheat's prank call for Marzipan, although Marzipan has been shown as being able to understand The Cheat's language, most notably in [[Date Nite]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Bubs managed to open the window of the [[Gremlin]], but in [[road trip]] Strong Bad said the windows could not open from the inside.
*Email [[your edge]] — The [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] is located underneath the [[Living Room of the Brothers Strong]], but in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] it was located underneath the [[Computer Room]].
*[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]:
**[[Strong Bad's Room]] is located on the first floor of the [[House of the Brothers Strong]], but in [[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] and [[nightlife]] it was in the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]].
**In most cartoons, the door to the [[Computer Room]] is on the right side of the room, but in all episodes of SBCG4AP the door is on the left side.
**The computer room is missing the window that it has been shown to have in [[cheat talk]] and [[environment]].
**Strong Bad "refuses to throw away cereal boxes until he solves the mazes on the back" when he had previously beat up [[Homestar]] for wearing the mask and doing the maze on the back of boxes of Cheat Commandos... Os in [[specially marked]].
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad has to ask if Homestar has an e-mail address, but he has previously forwarded an e-mail to Homestar in [[credit card]].
*[[8-Bit Is Enough]]:
**The events of the game occur shortly after the gang all watches [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]. Even though the Computer Room had no calendar when Strong Bad brought the tape downstairs, there is one in 8-Bit is Enough.
**When Strong Bad jumps in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], he jumps straight at Marzipan. In 8-Bit Is Enough, he jumps towards the same place, but Marzipan isn't there anymore.
**Also, Strong Bad was surprised to learn that [[Charlemagne]] is a male; however, Strong Bad addressed the plant as a male in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*[[Hremail 7]]:
**This old-fashioned toon suggests Strong Bad knew about [[Hremails]] since 2001, yet in [[email thunder]], Strong Bad seems surprised that Homestar also has an email show.
**Strong Bad is shown to have first gotten the [[Tandy 400]] in 2001, but [[no loafing]] showed that he had it in [[1987]] as well.
**Additionally, the style of animation in this cartoon was never used in 2001.
**This email uses Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad Evolution|fourth design]], and shows that he did not know about emails back then. However, the flashbacks in [[personal favorites]] and [[lady...ing]] showed Strong Bad checking an email in his second design.
**Strong Bad had trouble saying the word "e-mail" in Hremail #7 and seemed ignorant of the Internet. But in [[looking old]], Strong Bad talked about "eStrong Vague Online Investments" that was sold in the late 1990s.
**Homestar Runner was unable to recognize a computer in [[50 emails]], despite Hremail 7 implying he understood technology in 2001.
*[[4 Gregs]] — Cheerleader says she is more of a cheerleader in the way she dresses and treats other girls, but she was seen cheering in [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]].
**She also claimed to be "off duty" in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]].
*Email [[hremail3184]] — Strong Bad is shown to have an email from Homestar, but in [[candy product]] he mentions that the Lappy has a Homestar junkmail filter.
*[[On Break]] — Strong Bad denies being a smoker despite the fact that he's been seen smoking a cigar in [[Store Thank You Message]].
*[[Which Ween Costumes?]] — The King of Town suggests in his Easter egg that he is around 303 years old. However, in space program, released five years earlier, he claimed to be in his sixties.
{{incomplete list}}

==See Also==
*[[Ages of Characters]]
*[[Blatant lies]]

[[Category:Research]]

the facts

Fangoriously — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 15:17:24 GMT

Fangoriously: Remember my early edits?

{{sbenav|114}}
[[Image:Cubeland.PNG|thumb|"I guess if he lived in Cubeland, it might work."]]

Strong Bad tells Jess G. from OH why Strong Mad doesn't have his own cartoon.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Cubeland]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Strong Mad's Room]]

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Monday, September 20, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 2:53

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
I was just wondering, why doesn't 
Strong Mad have his own cartoon? 
 
Your fan, 
Jess G. OH</blockquote>

''{He pronounces "Dear Strong Bad" as "Dah Sto Bo" and "Jess G. OH" as "Jess... G'oh!!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Jess, as much as I cherish brother Graw Mad, let's look at the facts:

''{A grid appears on the screen and lines "scan" across from top to bottom and then left to right, revealing an image of Strong Mad next to which it says "Fact 1:"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact one: The guy's got a pretty tenuous grasp on the English language.

''{"Tenuous grasp of the English language" appears on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' For examplé: ''{pronounced ex-AM-play}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad at his desk. He turns on his stool and calls off screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Strong Mad! What, uh.. What's my favorite movie?

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{from off-screen}'' ''GARBLEDINA''!

''{Cut back to the screen where it says "Fact 2:"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact two: ''Garbledina''.

''{"Garbledina" appears on the screen and the illustrated Strong Mad's eyebrows raise. Strong Bad strikes a key and "Fact 3" appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact three: He's like a big square, this guy.

''{"Like a big square" appears and a box encloses the image of Strong Mad, which looks around nervously. The left and bottom edges are labeled "88 in."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't really know if that has anything to do with why he doesn't have his own cartoon. But it's just weird, is all.

''{"Just weird is all" appears on the screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Un..settling.

''{"Unsettling" appears.}''

''{Cut to a landscape filled with blue and pink cubes and a yellow sky. Strong Mad appears with a loud "thud."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess if he lived in Cubeland it might work, but.. Cubeland—

''{A "Cubeland" logo flies in from the right and comes to rest in the upper-left corner. Strong Mad looks around a bit.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —is a place I just made up, so..on to fact four.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's screen which now reads "Fact 4."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Zero volume control.

''{"No volume control" appears on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Once again, obsoyve.

''{The Strong Mad image glances at the text.}''

''{Cut to Strong Mad sitting behind a table with a small orange clay dinosaur and yellow and green clay upright cylinders. Strong Bad enters from the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispering}'' Hey, biggest bro. Mom says to keep it down 'cause  baby Strong Sad's sleeping.

'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN BE THE QUIETEST MOUSE!

''{He holds up his right hand, index finger, and thumb together to demonstrate something very small, like a mouse.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I LIVE IN THE QUIETEST HOUSE!

''{He holds up his other hand in the same position.}''

''{Cut back to the screen. "Fact 5" is on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact five: Directorial inexperience.

''{"Directorial inexperience" appears on the screen.}''

''{Pull out to Strong Bad typing the e-mail.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Considering the only movie Strong Mad's ever made is 'Doug the Dino,' I doubt he'd be able to handle an entire cartoon on his own.

''{Cut to the television. After some static, a grainy video appears and a claymation cartoon begins. A title made out of clay which says "DOUG THE DiNO" (the "O" in Dino is in the shape of an egg) appears.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{narrating}'' DINOSAUR!

''{Cut to the two clay cylinders. The clay dinosaur enters. Strong Mad makes various noises to go along with the action. Doug the Dino roars. The green cylinder flips over like a Slinky and a smiling face appears on it. Suddenly, Doug the Dino attacks it and it spills clay blood. While Doug is eating the green cylinder, a tape dispenser can be seen for a few frames. The yellow cylinder appears to flee as Doug licks his lips. A clay toilet enters and Doug presses the flush lever. The seat lifts and a red appendage appears out of the toilet, grasps Doug by the face, and pulls him in. The green cylinder "sits up" and smiles and Strong Mad's hand can be seen leaning on the table for a few frames.}''

''{Cut back to the Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Y'see? Misguided direction, no comedic timing, and the script is riddled with gaping plot holes. ''{not typing}'' And finally, ''{typing}'' Fact 6: Have you seen his computer?!?

''{Cut to Strong Mad's room, where Strong Mad has decorated a paper bag to look like the Tandy 400 (with the word "DiSK" on the screen) and an up-turned cardboard box to look like Strong Bad's Floppy Disk Container (which says "disks").}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' E-COMMERCE! E-BUSINESS!!

''{Cut back to the Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So let's review. Fact 1: Ehgh--

''{Pull out to Homestar Runner sitting on the desk, facing away from Strong Bad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{speaking quietly}'' I want my own cartoon, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? I'm over here!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still quietly}'' Oh. ''{turns to face Strong Bad}'' I want my own cartoon, Pom Pom.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, a cartoon starring you would be horrible. It'd just be you saying "Sewiously" all the time and acting like a moron...all the time.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{normally}'' No, no! Not no more! I got a new catchphrase!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You wanna hear it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'd be all the time sayin' "That's bupkis!" ''{whispering}'' Oh, sorry. "That's bupkis!" 

'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you whispering for?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispering}'' Be''cause!'' Baby Strong Sad is ''sleeping!''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, you see this disgusting little chit-chat we're having here? This is what your cartoon would be like.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Then it'd be a number one hit! ''{singing}'' And that's the end of my show! DONK!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:Homestar Will Be Right Back.PNG|thumb|"We're coming right back after these messages!"]]
*Clicking on "Script" shows the entire script for Strong Mad's epic film, '[[Doug the Dino]]'.
<blockquote>'''''int: dinosaur - day''''' 
go dougie!! 
RAWR!! 
toilet. (drawing of a [[toilet]])</blockquote>
*Click on Homestar's star at the end to see Homestar's commercial break bumper.
:''{A screen featuring Homestar holding a Popsicle and the words "We'll Be Right Back!" appears}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing, voiceover}'' Homestar Runner will be right right back! 
:Homestar Runner will be right right back! 
:Homestar Runner will be right right back! 
:We're coming right back after these messages! 
:We're coming right back after these messageeeees...

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
* "[http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bupkis Bupkis]" is a Yiddish word (meaning "beans") used in English to mean "nothing" or "almost nothing". Sample usage: "I work here for him ten hours a day, all week, and what does he give me? Bupkis!"

===Trivia===
*This is [[The Brothers Chaps]]' [[Stop Motion|claymation]] debut.
*The [[Cardboard Boxes|box]] on Strong Mad's desk that says 'disks' on it also reads 'NOT CAR PARTS' upside down.
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#thexder|thexder]]".
*The [[font]] in which Strong Bad types the facts is [[Fonts#Westminster|Westminster]], the font used on the [[Tandy 400]].

===Remarks===
*If Strong Bad's measurements are correct, Strong Mad is 88 inches, or 7'4" (2.2 m), tall and wide. However, The Cheat implied in [[i she be]] that Strong Mad is 6 feet (1.8 m) tall. Meanwhile, according to a [[HR:smsticker.html|page]] that is [[Secret Pages|no longer linked from the main site]], Strong Mad weighs 900 lbs (408 kg) and is 8'3" (2.5 m) tall. Of course, Strong Mad is not actually a square; in fact, he's about 7.25% taller than he is wide. (The measurement lines shown in this email aren't even the same size.) So, based on the dimensions given, if he were 7'4" (2.2 m) wide, he would be approximately 8 feet (2.4 m) tall. On the other hand, if he were 88 inches (2.2 m) tall, he would only be about 82 inches (2.1 m) wide. Finally, if he were 6 feet (1.8 m) tall, he would be a mere 5'7" (1.7 m) wide.
**These measurements also do not correspond with the measurements of the other characters.
** In [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], Strong Bad's and Strong Mad's weight combined is 1,000,000 pounds (453,592 kg). If Strong Bad weighs 150 pounds (68 kg), then Strong Mad weighs 999,850 pounds (453,532 kg)! This contradicts Strong Bad's quote saying that he is 900 pounds. (However, Marshmallow's Last Stand is an early cartoon and is likely no longer considered valid in regards to continuity.)
*Strong Mad seems to be making "Doug the Dino" in the scene of him in his room, as there is a toy dinosaur and a green cylinder shaped block on his table.
*Homestar Runner has claimed that "That's bupkis!" is his new [[catch phrase]] (to replace "[[Seriously]]..."), but he hasn't said it since this email debuted.
*There are no English words beginning with "Ehgh", what Strong Bad has started to type when Homestar interrupts him.

===Fixed Glitches===
*When this email was first released, if the eject button on the video recorder was clicked on during "Doug the Dino", the loading screen would appear and freeze. This may be due to the VCR being copied from the "[[Character Videos|Characters]]" menu, in which the eject button causes [[Homsar]]'s tape to pop out. The eject button is now unclickable.

===Inside References===
*The TV set that plays "Doug The Dino" is the [[Telebision]] from the [[Old Telebision Toons Menu]].
*[[The VCR]] (in which the display is still blinking 12:00) is the same one that appears on the "Characters" menu and the emails [[12:00]] and [[dangeresque 3]].
*Strong Bad calls Strong Mad "[[Graw Mad]]". According to the commentary for [[car]], this is what TBC's niece used to call Strong Mad (she also called [[Strong Sad]] "Gron Sad", a name which Strong Bad used in [[car]]).
*"Doug The Dino" could be a reference to Strong Mad's managing to say "[[Douglas]]" in an Easter egg for the email [[sibbie]], after Strong Bad tried to get him to say it in [[cheat talk]].
*Strong Bad mentions his [[parents|mom]].
*Strong Mad's [[Box Computer|computer]] has the word "DiSK" written on it, and the title screen for the movie reads "DOUG THE DiNO", which are both instances of [[lowercase i's]].

===Real-World References===
*The way Strong Bad says Jess G.OH's last name is a reference to [[The Simpsons]], in which one of [[Wikipedia:Homer Simpson|Homer Simpson's]] catch phrases is "[[Wikipedia:D'oh!|D'oh!]]"
*The tune Homestar sings to in the Easter egg is the same tune as the intermission theme from ''[[Wikipedia:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]]''.
*The ''"We'll Be Right Back!"'' song and screen are in the style of cartoon shows of the 1970s, '80s, and '90s, which frequently included lead-outs and lead-ins with freeze-frames (or animations) of the characters along with quirky jingles about the show returning.

===Fast Forward===
*The background drum beat which is heard during the Cubeland scene would be reused in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]].
*Homestar's Popsicle from the Easter Egg is reused for the ice cream bars in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]].
*The Brothers Chaps used stop-motion animation again in [[death metal]] to animate [[Taranchula|Taranchula's]] music video.
*"Doug the Dino" would later be mentioned in the short [[Sbemail 150?!?]].
*Homestar would get [[Hremails|his own email show]] in [[email thunder]], which would be continued in [[Hremail 62]] and [[Hremail 2000]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[Marzipan]])

'''MATT:''' OK, guys. It's Matt, Mike, and Marzipan. And, this is the one called "the facts." It's all about brother Strong Mad.

'''MARZIPAN:''' It is about brother Strong Mad. And he is actually my favorite brother.

'''MATT:''' Really? So you like him best?

'''MIKE:''' Seems you get along with Strong Sad pretty well. I didn't realize you and Strong Mad got along so well.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, don't tell Strong Sad that.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well Strong—

'''MATT:''' You're his only friend.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I know, but that's, you know, not how I feel on my end.

'''MATT:''' I remember uh, Andy Cooper. The Coopers had ''Thexder''. Uh, which is the game that's in his little floppy disk box there.

'''MIKE:''' It's like a space ship game?

'''MATT:''' You'd— You look like one of those things from Robotech, yeah. You'd be a jet and then a robot.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Which brother is this?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' That's Strong ''Mad''. The one you said was your favorite.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, I made a mistake.

'''MATT:''' Oh. That's not your favorite.

'''MIKE:''' Who's your favorite?

'''MATT:''' What do you think of Cubeland there? Would you like to visit that place Marzipan?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{gasps}'' It looks like my freezer.

'''MATT:''' Does it?!

'''MIKE:''' You got some. What do you got in there? Ice cubes—

'''MATT:''' Some iridescent cubes in there?

'''MARZIPAN:''' I do.

'''MIKE:''' Jello cubes?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Uh, no Jello cubes.

'''MATT:''' Look! See there? Strong Mad's making some Claymation there. Just like Mike and I used to as young boys.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Strong Mad's got some sweet wallpaper in his bedroom.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I want that in my bedroom.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah—

'''MATT:''' What do you think of that wallpaper up there, Marzipan?

'''MARZIPAN:''' I like wallpaper. I prefer wallpaper over paint jobs.

'''MATT:''' Really?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yes.

'''MATT:''' It's much harder to put up, though.

'''MIKE:''' I don't think you have wallpaper in your house. I think you have paint.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, guess what? I wish I had wallpaper. ''{long pause}''. Oooh, that's cool. That's on your desk, Mike. ''{referring to where Strong Mad's Claymation takes place}''

'''MATT:''' So this, um, so this Claymation movie is pretty much ninety percent of Claymation movies Mike and I made.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Matt's a—

'''MATT:''' It usually involved a toilet. A dinosaur.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Who made this?

'''MIKE:''' Matt did. Matt was a very good— He's an award-winning Claymation animator in nineteen eighty...eight?

'''MATT:''' Nine.

'''MIKE:''' Eighty nine?

'''MARZIPAN:''' What award did he win?

'''MIKE:''' He won some international film—

'''MATT:''' Media Festival.

'''MIKE:''' International Media Festival—

'''MARZIPAN:''' I won an award once.

'''MIKE:''' What— What award?

'''MATT:''' ''{excitedly interrupts}'' Look! Wait! That's wrong! That box is floating in front of that bag, Mike.

'''MARZIPAN:''' The award—

'''MIKE:''' Wow!

'''MATT:''' We need to change that.

'''MARZIPAN:''' The award—

'''MIKE:''' You think that's on the website?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MARZIPAN:''' It was the award for importance.

'''MIKE:''' ''{somewhat mockingly}'' The award for importance?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yes! It was internationally recognized.

'''MATT:''' ''{holding back laughter}'' As being ''important''?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, that and—

'''MIKE:''' What was the award itself? Was it a medal? Or a trophy?

'''MARZIPAN:''' It was a virtual award.

'''MATT:''' ''{changing the subject}'' It looks like Strong Bad and Homestar are really hashing out some issues here. Sitting down and spending some quality time—

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, he likes to perch on the end of desks and things. Doesn't he look cute?

'''MATT:''' He does look kinda cute like that.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voluptuously}'' I think he has a good body.

''{Mike starts to laugh}''

'''MATT:''' What? ''{scolding}'' Marzipan!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't tell—

'''MATT:''' Keep that to yourself!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm sorry.

'''MATT:''' I don't wanna hear that crap!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm gonna get him a new pair of shoes, though.

'''MATT:''' ''{reacting to The Paper coming down}'' Wow, look at that. All you gotta do is say it's the end and—

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Lowercase i's

Fangoriously — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 18:38:08 GMT

Fangoriously:

[[Image:price style screenshot.png|thumb|A little out of place]]
[[Image:AhnbergHandFontSample.png|thumb|Uppercase I's and lowercase i's]]
In many instances of text in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work, '''lowercase ''i'''s''' appear where they normally wouldn't. This subtle quirk originated with [[Strong Bad]]'s handwriting; the capital ''i'' of the [[font]] used (AhnbergHand) looks like a lowercase ''i'', so any time Strong Bad needs to write one, it appears as if it were lowercase. The most well-known instance is in [[dragon]], where he labels his drawing ''TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR'', although in this case he does actually use a capital ''i''. Strong Bad's handwriting can also be seen throughout every issue of [[Teen Girl Squad]]. Over time, Strong Bad's handwriting was used more and more, and the lowercase ''i'' was seen more frequently. Gradually, this idiosyncrasy crossed over to the other fonts featured on the website. It soon became evident that [[The Brothers Chaps]] decided to make most uppercase ''i''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s lowercase, no matter what font was being used, as an inside joke.

In [[looking old]], [[Bubs]] states, "Well, I've been noticing how kids love anything with a lowercase 'i' in front of it" and posts a sign at [[Bubs' Concession Stand|his concession stand]] advertising "iTems". Rather than an instance of this particular running gag, where a lowercase "i" is inserted into an entirely capitalized word, Bubs is instead making a joke about the popularity of such [[Wikipedia:Apple Inc.|Apple]] products as the [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]], [[Wikipedia:iMac|iMac]], [[Wikipedia:iBook|iBook]], and the [[Wikipedia:iPhone|iPhone]].

==Appearances (excluding Strong Bad's handwriting)==


*[[Oldest Toons Menu]] — Part of the description for "[[Pom Pom, Too]]" reads "Pom-Pom '''i''' think is his name".
*[[Yearbook Character Page]] — Marzipan's autograph's signature reads "K'''i'''SSES".
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Strong Bad crosses the "100 MILE SUPERTHON F'''i'''N'''i'''SH" line before [[Homestar Runner]].
*Email [[i love you]] — Strong Bad types "can '''i''' just call you fhqwgads?".
*Email [[i she be]] — Strong Bad again fails to capitalize an '''i''' in his response.
*[[Where's The Cheat]] — In the opening credits, it says "'''i'''t's called: Where's The Cheat?".
*Email [[the bird]] — The word W'''i'''TH inside the [[:Image:sevenet7.png|email]] itself.
*[[Malloween Commercial]] — Homestar's shirt reads "This '''i'''S my costume!"
*Email [[mile]] — Homestar holds up a sign that says "I &hearts; COOT'''i'''ES".
*[[These peoples try to fade me]] — [[Coach Z]] holds up a sign reading "W'''i'''LL FLOW AND/OR FREAK FOR FOOD". Also, in the recording booth, the light reads "ON A'''i'''R".
*Email [[impression]] — In his penmanship entry for the 2003 [[Strong Sad Lookalike Contest]], Strong Bad writes, "[[STRONG SAD]]'S FANCY HANDWR'''i'''T'''i'''Ng".
*Email [[flashback]] — At the beginning of the email, "Weird" is captioned as "WE'''i'''RD".
*[[Seasonal Sweaters]] — One of the sweaters reads "J'''i'''NG" and another reads "FRU'''i'''TCAKE '''i'''S GROSS".
*[[Labor Dabor]] — One of [[The Cheat]]'s bowling animations showcases a pin being cut in half, the [[blood]] spurt spelling "SPL'''i'''T".
*Email [[the facts]] — [[Strong Mad]]'s claymation cartoon is titled "DOUG the D'''i'''NO", and his "computer" has D'''i'''SK written on it.
*[[Shopping for Danger]] — The [[Cheat Commandos]] thwart [[Blue Laser]]'s plots at [[Price Style|PR'''i'''CE STYLE]]. Also, there is the DA'''i'''RY section in what appears to be the back of the store.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — One of the credits reads "VOCAL STYLES BY [[Missy Palmer|M'''i'''SSY]] AND [[Matt Chapman|MATT]]".
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad spraypaints [[graffiti]] on [[Marzipan]] reading "St8K D'''i'''NNeR".
*[[Senorial Day]] — Bubs holds up a [[tire]] of LOW SAV'''i'''NGS.
*Email [[portrait]] — Strong Mad's box of macaroni reads "TendaRON'''i'''".
*Email [[secret identity]] — The title on the cover of the magazine that Strong Bad does his advice column in reads "SCARFG'''i'''RL".
*Email [[narrator]] — Strong Bad's movie title reads "TH'''i'''NGS THAT GO DUMP '''i'''N THE N'''i'''GHT".
*Email [[disconnected]] — A poster in an Easter egg reads "With Special Make-up Effects by TOLD SALLIAVER'''i'''", containing both a capital and lowercase "i" in the same word.
*[[Kid Speedy]] — One of the courses is the EGG MOUNTAIN M'''i'''N'''i'''THON. The default value for the "you unlocked" screen is '''[[:Image:Unlocki.PNG|i]]''', and for the time taken to beat a race is '''i:ii:ii'''.
*[[Sketchbook (museum)|Ice Cream]] — Two of the three captions read "HOMESTAR RUNNER! WOW! '''i'''CY FUNT'''i'''ME!" and "STRONG BAD! GOOD DEL'''i'''TE...".
*Email [[retirement]] — [[Marzipan]]'s curtain introduces her as "MARZ'''i'''PAN".
*Email [[4 branches]] — An Easter egg reveals a spreadsheet with the words "MONGOLIAN BEEF W'''i'''G" written across it.
*Email [[looking old]] — The sign at Bubs' counter says "<del>1</del>0% OFF ALL '''i'''Tems!"
*Email [[unnatural]] — The [[The Classroom|chalkboard]] in the background during the meeting reads "TOWN MEET'''i'''N'".
*Email [[the movies]] — The stick figure in Strong Bad's [[ASCII art]] movie has a speech bubble that says "H'''i'''-YA!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]: Homestar is shown in the [[Kiddie Pool]] from [[stunt double]] with a piece of paper reading "QU'''i'''CK SAnD" on it.
*[[Ever and More!]] — Bubs's jetski is labeled "WETSK'''i'''".
*Email [[concert]] — The words "DeV'''i'''LeD eGG TRAY" are written on [[Limozeen]]'s list of requirements for a concert.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — The tape that The Cheat puts on [[The King of Town's Grill]] reads "CHEATSA P'''i'''ZZA".
*[[Rap Song]] — The cassette tape in the tape recorder reads "M'''i'''CK'S TAPE".
*[[Sloshybowl]] — The loading screen reads "LOAD'''i'''NG".
*Email [[buried]] — [[Bubs]]'s cans of toxic waste read "'''i'''NTOXICAT'''i'''NGLY good WASTE".
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] — The viewer is informed that this "GAMe W'''i'''LL NOT L'''i'''TeRALLY" leave their Wii a smoldering crater.
*Email [[love poems]] — Homestar's acrostic poem spells "MARZ'''i'''PAN," and hence "inchiladas" is written entirely in lowercase.
*[[Twenty THANXty Six]] — At the end, during the credits, it says "Animators: '''i''' can not name all of them. one is sarah."
*[[Hremail 2000]] — Homestar's shoe has the word "STRE'''i'''SAND" written on it.
*[[Career Day]] — [[Strap Coopmore]] bumps into a satelite that reads "B'''i'''K'''i'''N'''i''' CHANNEL".
*[[Where U Goin' 2]] — The loading screen reads "LOAD'''i'''NG".
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] for [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Abbreviation Ovrld!|April 24, 2009]] — The final drawing has a poster in the background reading "POOPSMITH CHAR'''i'''T[...]", and the newspaper in the drawing reads "GR'''i'''MACE CAUGHT!".

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