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Crystal Fortress

DanielLC — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 22:50:30 GMT

DanielLC: /* Real-World References */ Are you sure it's a reference?

{{toonnav|Powered by The Cheat|crystal|Trudgemank|The Cheat Theme Song}}
[[Image:crystal fortress.png‎ |thumb|right|220px|"Unicorns?! Who-who are you?"]]

In this partially-'''Powered by The Cheat''' music video, Davey attempts to call Strong Bad from his crystal fortress - but the Rambling Wreck of E-Mail Check has got some countermeasures!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[They Might Be Giants]], [[Davey]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}, Unicorn

'''Date:''' Monday, September 28, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 2:09

'''Page Title:''' Davey Gets His Due!

==Lyrics==
'''DAVEY''': Mmm. French fries.<br>
'''OTHER GUY''': Mmm. Yeah, they're good. Gee, Davey, Strong Bad always seems so hostile. I bet he doesn't even know how much everybody loves him.<br>
'''DAVEY''': Nope, nope. I don't think so either.<br>
'''OTHER GUY''': Nope.<br>
'''DAVEY''': I've written a song I think'll make Strong Bad understand.<br>
'''OTHER GUY''': Oh?<br>
'''DAVEY''': I'm gonna sing it.<br>

'''DAVEY''': Uhh Huh<br>
'''STRONG BAD''': ''{spoken}'' I already don't like the sound of this one. Ohh, vomit-inducing! My favorite!<br>
'''DAVEY''': ''{singing throughout}'' Come down from your crystal fortress, oh Strong Bad,<br>
'''STRONG BAD''': What?<br>
'''DAVEY''': A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge,<br>
'''STRONG BAD''': ''Unicorns?!'' Wh-who are you?<br>
'''DAVEY''': Her head is bowed and a tiny tear traces these words in the dew.<br>
'''STRONG BAD''': All right, you whiny weasels.<br>

'''DAVEY''': Please come down from your crystal fortress<br>
'''OTHER GUY:''' ''{singing back up vocals throughout}'' Strong Bad<br>
'''DAVEY''': Please come down from your crystal fortress,<br>
'''STRONG BAD''': ''{singing}'' Shut up.<br>
'''OTHER GUY:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Strong Bad<br>
'''DAVEY''': Please come down from your crystal fortress.<br>

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{screamed}'' Throw me a squeedley guitar!<br>
'''STRONG BAD''': Let me tell ya,<br>
'''STRONG BAD''': You get French fries, and you get French fries, but ''you'' don't get French fries,<br>
'''STRONG BAD''': That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries, but ''you'' don't get no French fries,<br>
'''OTHER GUY''': ''{simultaneously, heavy metal style screaming}'' You don't get french friiies. You get french friiiiies! They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies! Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!<br>
'''STRONG BAD''': You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, but '''''you''''' don't get French fries!<br>
'''STRONG BAD''': Ohh!<br>
'''STRONG BAD''': Ahh!<br>

'''DAVEY''': Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams, oh Strong Bad,<br>
'''STRONG BAD''': ''Awwwwwwww!'' I thought you were done.<br>
'''DAVEY''': The love you deny is they key that will melt the lock,<br>
'''STRONG BAD''': I'll melt your face!<br>
'''DAVEY''': Our golden shining spirits,<br>
'''STRONG BAD''': Eww! <br>
'''DAVEY''': will all join hands and sing.<br>

'''DAVEY''': Please come down from your crystal fortress<br>
'''OTHER GUY:''' Strong Bad<br>
'''STRONG BAD''': No.<br>
'''DAVEY''': Please come down from your crystal fortress<br>
'''OTHER GUY:''' Strong Bad<br>
'''STRONG BAD''': I'm not coming down from no place.<br>
'''DAVEY''': Please come down from your crystal fortress.<br>
'''OTHER GUY:''' Strong Bad.<br>
'''DAVEY:''' Strong Bad.<br>
'''STRONG BAD''': Shut up... you stupid hippie.<br>

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{spoken}'' I'm-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist.<br>

''{A crash is heard, with the sound of a piano or organ being broken}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*This song comes from They Might Be Giants [[TMBW:Podcast 37A|Podcast 37A]], during which John Flansburgh also mentions hoping to make this into something on [[homestarrunner.com]], which it has.

===Inside References===
*[[French fries]] are commonly seen and mentioned throughout the music video.
*[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?|The guitarist]] first appeared in [[for kids]], as did the three children.
*Strong Bad mentions [[Puke|vomit inducing]].
*Strong Bad's comments throughout the song are reminiscent of those in [[Sensitive to Bees]]. In both songs, he responds to the first sung line with "What?"
*Strong Bad says he'll melt the guitarist's face off, something he attempted to do in [[coloring]] to Limozeen with his crayons.
*When Strong Bad is seen on the mountaintop, he is depicted as being [[Exaggerated Strong Bad|really muscular]].
*Davey was a name mentioned at the end of [[virus]]

===Real-World References===
*The "crystal fortress" mentioned throughout the song may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Fortress of Solitude|the Fortress of Solitude]], Superman's arctic headquarters.
*The scene with Strong Bad on the mountaintop spoofs the "Night On Bald Mountain" sequence of the [[Disney]] movie, ''[[Wikipedia:Fantasia (film)|Fantasia]]'', with Strong Bad as Chernabog.

==See Also==
*The [[Crystal Fortress Visuals|visuals]] for this video

==External Links==
{{extlinks|crystal|15804}}
*[http://www.tmbg.com/_media/_pod/TMBGPodcast37A.mp3 download podcast MP3]
*[[TMBW:Crystal Fortress|see the This Might Be a Wiki article for "Crystal Fortress"]]

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Talk:50K Racewalker

DanielLC — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 02:31:36 GMT

DanielLC: /* hard man */

How do you get big head mode? Also, many games have big head modes. It's not really a reference to one game, but to freaking tons of games. --[[User:Hagurumon|Hagurumon]]

I believe that NBA Jam was the first game to use this code that became standard. But the question of how to get it remains - I don't think we ought to have a fun fact about a mode without an explanation of how to get to it. - [[User: Tim333|Tim333]]

== 49.99 km? ==
Can someone validate this statement by providing the combinations: "There are five different special combinations that can be put together on the 'Choose it out' screen, each of which gives you a special name rather than 'Steak Styles'. One of which allows you to start the race at 49.99 km." ? [[User:JoeyDay|<nowiki></nowiki>]] —[[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]] [[User talk:JoeyDay|(Talk)]] 13:16, 19 Jan 2005 (MST)

Yeah I wasn't sure if I should write all the details out or leave them to be found. I cheated by decompiling it so I guess I felt bad posting the details.

We need somebody to do confirmation before I remove it, since it's taking me way too long to puzzle out every single possible combination there could be. --[[User:TheNintenGenius|TheNintenGenius]] 15:34, 19 Jan 2005 (MST)

==.5k Glitch==

I know you're supposed to walk off into blackness at 1K. But, when attempting to see this, there was a minor graphical glitch right after I crossed .5k (the message in the background was "These boots were mad|" [e for it], which then stopped abruptly as the crowd turned to white for a few pixels.) Is this normal? --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 12:18, 20 Jan 2005 (MST)

Yes. I found similar glitches at 1.38 K, 2.53 K, 3.40 K, 4.53 K... you get the idea. It's nothing, just a minor glitch. --[[User:Tim333|Tim333]]

== parody of Olympic Games (PS2)? ==

I disagree with that this is a parody of any PS2 game. The reference seems to be far older.

I believe this is meant to refer to [http://www.atariprotos.com/2600/software/decathlon/decathlon.htm The Activision Decathlon], where all of the running was done by moving the joystick left-right-left-right. The 1500 meter run was incredibly taxing; the 50k racewalker seems to be an extension of the concept. -- <small>[[User:sensei256|sensei256]]</small>

:I'm not entirely sure which game this is parodying, but it's definitely far, far older than any PS2 game. I've removed the fact.

:P.S. Please sign your posts. [[User:InterruptorJones|<nowiki></nowiki>]]<small>— [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]]</small>[[<nowiki></nowiki>]] 11:21, 8 Feb 2005 (MST)

== hard man ==

Is this game impossible to win? -Kinsey

:Yes. You can get to the end, but you always place third. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 20:01, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::It's not hard to win, it's just mind numbingly tedious. That was the point of it.

:It takes about eight and a half hours. That's if you can consistantly get three steps per second without faulting. Has anyone done it?

== New Racewalker Image ==

I nominate that we use the image uploaded by [[User:Slowbie]] for the image on this page. I don't like the "FAULT!". Anyone else agree? [[User:Texas|Texas]] 03:18, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
:I second that. I think we could use some more humor over here at the Wiki, which is why I uploaded it in the first place. The "FAULT" picture is so...boring. [[User:Slowbie|Slowbie]]
::Slowbie, this is a knowledge base. While we can have fun here, we try to keep things in order. Because it has become abundantly obvious that the picture you created is not currently wanted on [[50K_Racewalker]], may I suggest that we leave it alone? You are free, however, to post the picture in on your [[User:Slobie|userpage]] or anywhere else in your userspace. The [[HRFWiki:Main_page|Fanstuff Wiki]] has a lot of humor, if that's what you're looking for. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:33, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
:::Also, the creation of [[Wikipedia:Internet sock puppet|alternate accounts]] is generally frowned upon by the wiki as a whole. The timing and opinion of [[User:Texas|Texas]] is a little suspicious. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::I did not create an alternate account. [[User:Texas|Texas]] is a friend of mine who was afraid that agreeing me would cause all you nazis to prevent him from attaining a position within the wiki that he is hoping to get soon. I still don't get how you people can all be so freaking stiff but like such a funny website. --[[User:Slowbie|Slowbie]]
:::::If that's the case, then I apologise. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

:::::And perhaps an apology is due in return. As for the wiki being funny... H*R has a purpose, and HRWiki has a purpose. It's H*R's job to be funny, and the wiki's job to be there when someone (especially some casual H*R fan not involved with the wiki) needs to know what he said just there, or who Gordon Lightfoot is. If the Encyclopedia Britannica were run with a "whetevah" attitude, it wouldn't be helpful.<br>
:::::That said, I can't really argue this issue since I've never seen your pic. I think the suggestion that you put it on your user page is a great one! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 04:16, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
::::::But if you do, please give it a ''different'' filename. Don't save over the old one. Thanks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:20, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
:::::::Can we at least change the caption to say just plain "OOPS!!!" or something? It's rather misleading as is, especially since a fault in real racewalking does cause a disqualification. --[[User:Slowbie|Slowbie]]
::::::::I agree, that is kind of confusing. Let me just do some fact-checking on what the game says in its intro... <nowiki>[later]</nowiki> I'm confused: Do you have to ''never'' fault to beat the game? If not, the whole "You lose" phrase should be taken out of the article as well. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 04:35, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
:::::::::That is from the description on [[Videlectrix:videlectrix catalog.html|this page]]. The caption is fine. It's funny. So is the image. If you play the game at all, you'll do a lot of faulting. Just ask [[User:Some HSR themed username|Some HSR themed username]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:42, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
::::::::::I suspected it was coming from something official. It might be nice to show that in some way; maybe for all the Videlectrix games to have a section headed "description in Videlectrix catalog." I ain't volunteering to do it, though! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 04:45, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
:::::::::::If it needs to be done, I'll do it. Tomorrow. Right now, I go to bed. See you in twelve hours. If you want it done, leave a note on my talk page. I've been looking for a new way to occupy my time. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::::::::''[Edit conflict]'' The link above (the Videlectrix description) is on the [[Videlectrix]] page. I toyed briefly with adding that link and the one to the theme music to the external links of 50K Racewalker, but I'm too tired right now to do the tedious work of fixing them all, and I would feel bad for not adding the links to ''all'' the pages. Anybody out there who wants to do this (and you know who you are), feel free to go for it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:55, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
::::::::::::Ah, Dorian. I knew someone would step up. Don't forget the [[Videlectrix#Game_Music|game music]] links. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:55, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
:::::::::::::Unfortunately, by the time I got here, it seems someone already added all the music links (although I was able to make a few minor corrections). As to the other bit... D'you want me to just include a new "Official Videlectrix Description" section in each game, or what? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 16:55, 17 October 2005 (UTC)

==Cleanup==

Fun Facts needs splittage. Glitches would then be incorperated into Fun Facts, and the '.5' glitch meantioned above would be added. There is also an [[:Image:50kglitch.PNG|Image]] of the glitch that could be incorperated. I'll try to get a few pictures of the 1K happenings, I think that would be much appreciated by those who don't want to press 'left right left right' for nearly an hour. Also general organization could probably be improved upon. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 17:30, 31 October 2005 (UTC)<br>
'''EDIT:''' Here's the other [[:Image:50KOneKSpecial.PNG|Image]], of the 1K mark. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 18:16, 31 October 2005 (UTC)

== Umm... WHY? ==

Wow. I'm amazed. Videletrix has outdone it's self, because, I can't believe they actually stayed on task, and focused on making such a game that would take you five hours! Pretty funny when you think of it! Though, I kinda wish they made an easier game... or uhhh.... harder game... well a game that doesen't require players to be careful when they type. I even showed it to my father, and he thought it was pretty funny. I told him not to play it unless he's really bored, and is desperate for anything to do. :D Of course, he only played a bit of it, then closed it. He was pretty good when I told him about pressing one arrow at a time, but he had quite a few faults, just like everyone else and me, probably. Well, I certainly hope there's no sequal. :D Also, one more thing. To whoever actually played the boring game and made it without freaking just for the sake of providing HRWiki with info, oh thank you thank you thank you. :D

:Um... You might want to save that opinion for the [[Snowglobe|Trogdor Decemberween Snowglobe]].

== Take a break? ==

Is "saving" possible? Like, if you leave the screen, is it imperative to start all over? [[User:75.21.95.107|75.21.95.107]] 00:46, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
:Nope, no saves. If you close the window, it's all over. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Pitfall ==

Is it worth mentioning in the article that the box art is a nod to the box art of Pitfall! (viewable [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Pitfallbox.jpg here])?
:The only similarity is the color trails. I'm not sure that's enough to warrant a reference. But then again, they heavily referenced pitfall in the yello dello. my vote: not sure. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 12:45, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

== Impossible to create characters ==

I found something out. The characters that get first and second place each time are impossible to replicate, because the have skin and clothing colors that are not in the character select. Isn't that interesting?

== Wait too long and get a FAULT? ==

How long? I've waited a maximum of three minutes so far, and nothing. When I press the correct key, it will still function as if I waited less than a second.

technology

DanielLC — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:59:35 GMT

DanielLC: problemsand -> problems and

{{sbenav|143|secret identity|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:sbemail143.png|thumb|Demonstrating the art of floppy disk folding]]

Strong Bad makes an introduction to technology for middle school students.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Bubs}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Classroom]], [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' January 30, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:39

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
''{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe" and presses enter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Don't you wanna email, don't you need a email, don't you turn your life around!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: little help, please</div>
Dear Strong Bad;<br/>
I'm a middle school technology teacher. I would really<br/>
appreciate it if you could come up with an introduction I<br/>
could use for my new classes. Thanks.<br/>
Jay<br/>
Oswego NY
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "Oswego NY" as "Oswego to New York" with "Oswego" in a sing-song voice, as if saying "Off we go!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You would ''really appreciate'' it? That's it? Man, back in the olden days, I could get upwards of 3 chickens, a sack of barley and a half-dead goat all for doing one of my technology intromercials. ''{clears screen}'' Well, I sure hope JCPenney's accepts really appreciate it's, 'cause I know for a fact they stopped taking ''{exaggerates voice}'' I'll be your best friend's ''{returns to normal}'' a while ago. Either way, middle school kids are all idiots and they need as much of my help and guidance as they can get.

''{Strong Bad gets up from his chair. Cut to a classroom with Strong Bad in a coat reminiscent of scientists', the words "I'M USING TECHNOLOGY" written on the blackboard and a poster with a drawing of a computer captioned "computers don't BYTE"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{slightly robotic tone}'' One, zero zero, one one, zero, one, one zero, one one zero, zero one. ''{normal voice}'' You may not have understood me, but I was speaking technology.

''{Cut to a close-up of Strong Bad's head in the lab.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The word technology... means... magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one. Why, I've got some technology beneath my pants right now! Whoo-ya!

''{Cut to the full classroom shot again. Strong Bad takes a 5.25" floppy disk with the logo "5.25 power" from behind him, throws it in the air and catches it in his right hand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is a diskette. Diskettes were invented by computers to help us. Like how cows—

''{A crude drawing of a cow replaces the text on the blackboard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —invented milk.

''{Zoom in on Strong Bad's head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The two warring factions of diskettes are floppy disks—

''{He shakes the 5.25" disk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —and hard disks.

''{He lifts an unlabeled 3.5" floppy disk in his right hand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I prefer ''{hides the 3.5" disk}'' these big ones because they hold more memory, although you have to ''{crumples the 5.25" disk}'' fold them up to fit them into these new computers.

''{Camera pans right to center on the "computers don't BYTE!" poster. Strong Bad drops the crumpled disk and continues.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Another thing you'll need is your very own email address.

''{Cut to a [[Tandy 400]]-like computer screen with an orange envelope labeled "email".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Just take your favourite hobby,—

''{The words "soccer", "ballet", "nachoeating", "skater", "fire", "football", "racecar" alternate under the envelope until stopping on "swimteam".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' — add kid, grrl, pie or izzle—

''{The words alternate next to "swimteam" as he speaks them, then being replaced by "pie".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —and put a bunch of numbers at the end!

''{The number "33331" appears next to "pie". The address is completed with "@kindergartencop.edu" appearing on the next line. Then, cut to the classroom with a picture of a robot marching towards a city and the text "gank gank!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a robotic voice}'' Robots are technology shaped like square people. ''{returns to normal voice}'' They are primarily used for destroying Japan and serving hors d'œuvres.

''{The Cheat walks up to Strong Bad with a plate of hors d'œuvres, making robotic noises and encased in what appears to be an upside-down metal pail. The pail has bolts drawn on it in black marker and light bulbs sticking out of holes cut in the sides.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, The Cheat-Bot! I would love a stuffed grape leaf! ''{grabs one and eats it}''

''{Cut to The Field, where the lab-coat wearing Strong Bad and "The Cheat-Bot" are standing next to Pom Pom, who is talking to someone on his PDA.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Originally, tellular cellaphones ''{indicating Pom Pom's PDA}'' were for sending misspelled messages to your friends, telling them where you are in the food court.

'''POM POM:''' ''{makes a few bubbling noises directed at Strong Bad, then resumes his conversation}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Pom Pom just bought movie tickets with his cell phone!

'''POM POM:''' ''{looks annoyed and makes more bubbling noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, he just watched a movie ''on'' his cell phone!

'''POM POM:''' ''{looks angry at Strong Bad, makes more bubbling noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh oh ''oh''! Pom Pom just wrote, directed, produced, and ''distributed'' a movie with his cell phone!

'''POM POM:''' ''{answers an incoming call and makes a few more bubbling noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...and he just got into Sundance! High-five, brother!

''{Pom Pom absorbs his PDA into his body, produces a pair of sunglasses and a water bottle, and bounces off.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holding out for the high-five a bit longer}'' Uh, cool, right. I'll, uh... see you later. ''{waits a bit, then turns to The Cheat}'' What are you still doing here, The Cheat-Bot?

''{Cut back to the classroom, where the blackboard now reads "THE FUTURE??" in large letters.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The future of technology, or at least what people won't shut up about, is wireless. You know, things like—

''{The view zooms in on the blackboard, which displays drawings of each of the items Strong Bad mentions.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —walkmans, flashlights, and solar calculators.

''{He pops up in front of the blackboard and holds up a "Cakkalater" brand calculator which has the digits "53045 3080" typed in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, I can make mine say "oboe shoes"!

''{He turns the calculator upside-down so that the digits resemble the words "OBOE SHOES". Cut back to the Lappy, as Strong Bad sits back down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And then there's the Lappy, which rules over technology with a 42 pound, allegedly portable fist. Watch as it magically saves this screen.

''{Strong Bad types "screen_savior.exe" on a new line, bringing up a screen saver that resembles a primitive 3D maze. The words "Strong Bad gots the style" are written on the wall at every turn.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The screen is saved, man. This thing's gonna last like 50 years! Alright, awkward children, I'm all done kickin' my tech-knowledge. Now leave me alone! Got to find my way out of these catacombs...

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling to himself}'' Left... left... no, right... no, left... right... just keep goin'... Strong Bad... style...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{after some time}'' Where are you taking me, Lappy?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{after another delay}'' Man... I throwed up all over this maze. ''{referring to the spraypainted tags at either end of the maze}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on the words "half-dead goat" for a picture of a goat with the caption: "Do you see this goat as half-dead or half-alive?"

*Click the left side of the Lappy's screen at the end to see Strong Bad and Strong Sad arguing over floppy/hard disks.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I keep telling you they're ''both'' floppy disks!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You think ''this'' is a floppy disk?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes, it is!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's not a hard disk? ''{he hits his desk with the disk three times}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' No.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure about this?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Absolu- ''{Strong Bad throws the disk in his face}'' Ow!

*Click the right side of the Lappy's screen at the end to see Bubs selling Wireless Extension Cords.
:'''BUBS:''' Get your wireless extension cords. Three for three hundred! Lightweight, existent, and shockproof!
:''{Homestar peeks out from the left edge of the screen}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Umm... I'll take fooour! ''{he flies up the left screen edge and disappears}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*When Strong Bad "speaks technology," he is speaking in [[Wikipedia:Binary numeral system|binary code]], where each 1 or 0 is a bit.
**A [[Wikipedia:Byte|byte]] is an ordered collection of 8 bits.
**Taken as a whole number, Strong Bad's sequence "10011011011001" represents the number 9945.
*There are two kinds of disks shown in the email, 5.25" and 3.5", and they are both [[wikipedia:floppy disk|floppy disks]] (meaning Strong Sad was correct). Note that not only does Strong Bad misidentify the 3.5" floppy disk, but he incorrectly states that the larger disk has more memory. The smaller one has more disk space.
*A [[wikipedia:hard disk|hard disk]] or hard drive (more correctly: "hard disk drive") is a storage unit for computer files that is usually located inside the computer and, therefore, not portable; however, recent technology has made hard drives that are both external and portable.
*The number on the solar calculator, 3.14, is the most common representation of [[Wikipedia:pi|pi]].
*A [[Wikipedia:Catacomb|catacomb]] refers to any network of caves, grottos, or subterranean place that is used for the burial of the dead, or it can refer to a specific underground burial place.

===Remarks===
*The screensaver goes in an endless loop of Forward, Right, Forward, Left, as shown here:
<code>
---- end
|
|---- end
| |
end |---- end
| |
end |...
</code>

=== Inside References ===
*Pom Pom's ring tone is the indietronic remix of [[The Geddup Noise]], heard in the email [[geddup noise]].
*The "kindergartencop.edu" domain was also used in [[unused emails]], for the email address that Bubs sends spam to.
*The Lappy being 42 pounds and portable is also mentioned in [[animal]], when it first debuted.
*This is another appearance of [[Goats]].
*Homestar flying up the side of the screen bears a resemblance to many instances of [[Homsar]] doing similar things.
*The Cheatbot's sounds are nearly identical to those he makes in the intro to the news program in [[local news]].
*When Strong Bad is describing how to create an e-mail address, there is another reference to 'Grrl'
*This is another instance of [[Pie]].
*This is another instance of the [[Food Court]].
*When Strong Bad describes that walkmans are the future of technology, it is a reference to [[Strong Bad's Technology]]

=== Real World References ===
*The "catacombs" screensaver on the Lappy is reminiscent of the "3D-Maze" screen saver first introduced in [[Wikipedia:Windows 95|Windows 95 OSR-2]].
*''[[imdb:tt0099938|Kindergarten Cop]]'' is a movie starring [[Wikipedia:Arnold Schwarzenegger|Arnold Schwarzenegger]] as an undercover cop, posing as a teacher.
*Sundance is an annual independent film festival in Park City, Utah, founded by actor Robert Redford and also a US pay cable television channel showing similar films. The name refers to Redford's portrayal of The Sundance Kid in the film [[IMDB:tt0064115|Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid.]]

* Pom Pom's cell phone looks like a Palm Treo 600, 650, or 700w.
*[[Wikipedia:J.C. Penney|JCPenney]] is a large chain of department stores commonly found in malls.
*Pom Pom's [[Cell Phone|cell phone]] says "Incoming Call: Bob Redford", referring to American actor [[Wikipedia:Robert Redford|Robert Redford]].
*The comment about robots destroying Japanese cities refers to the [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]] series or similar movies where a large robot would raze a Japanese city.
*The comment about robots serving hors d'oeuvres may be a reference to the 1986 film [[Wikipedia:Short Circuit (movie)|Short Circuit]] in which several of the robots are shown serving different food items.
*"Do you see this goat as half-dead or half-alive?" is a reference to the famous expression "[[Wikipedia:Is the glass half empty or half full|Do you see this glass as half-empty or half-full?]]", a psychological question often used to determine if a person is optimistic or pessimistic.
*In [[Wikipedia:MMORPG|MMORPGs]], [[Wikipedia:Gank|gank]] is slang for a player attacking and killing another player who is at extreme disadvantage.
*Strong Bad's definition of technology may be a spoof on [[Wikipedia:Clarke's three laws|Clarke's third law]]: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Most middle-school technology classes begin with the definition of technology, which is the use of tools, materials, and knowledge to solve problems and do tasks efficiently.
*Food Court is probably also a reference to the kind of seemingly irrelevant places you find gangs of teenagers congregating while making use of their phones, Strong Bad often makes very accurate commentary on certain types of people like this, especially in the last email, [[secret identity]]. Food Courts are indoor plazas containing numerous different vendors of different foodstuffs, almost like an opened-out mall just for food.

== External Links ==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}

Talk:Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level -0

DanielLC — Tue, 02 Aug 2005 22:48:12 GMT

DanielLC:

== Cleanup ==

This page needs:

<s>
*Any POV removed.
*Sentence mechanics fixed.
*Conformed section titles.
*Similar formatting to previous walkthroughs.</s>

—[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 12:21, 1 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I'm ZerosVIII, I made the Walkthrough right before registering an account (I was an Anonymous user at the time I made it)
I apologize for any errors made while I made that, as well as anything I did that didn't follow the usual walkthrough format.

--ZerosVIII

:That's okay. To quote someone from Wikipedia, "You don't have to make an article perfect, just make it better." There are other people who would love to clean it up. Thank you for your walkthrough. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 12:36, 1 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Ok, I've just been in there and did a major edit; I hope this helps everyone. ZerosVIII, you wrote a great walkthrough, and you've really helped out the wiki.

I'm leaving the cleanup tag in there until someone else gets a chance to look at this. If anyone sees something that I've missed, you know what to do.

--[[User:Teplotaxl|Teplotaxl]] 13:52, 1 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Name Consensus ==

I was just wondering, should we call "NEGATORY" level 8 or level -0? Because different people are calling it different things, and that could confuse people. I'd say that -0 is probably the better of the two choices. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}}, 16:15, 1 August 2005 (BST)

:I vote for -0. It's not called Level 8 anywhere except the internal code and the main page. It's called -0 everywhere in the game so that's what we should call it here. That sort of reasoning has been used often before, and I think it makes sense. {{User:phlip/sig}} 17:06, 1 Aug 2005 (UTC)
==what the crap?==
did anyone else notice the wierd advertisement that spoke one time durig that level?it said like:"you can get a XBOX 3 and a plastation 5 for only somethin' dollars bla bla bla"and i forget the rest, and i check my bar on the bottom of my screen, no pop ups but it only happend once......any coments?

That's some spyware you've got there, I'm afraid. I remember one time I was infected: at random intervals, a disembodied voice would whisper "Carl's Jr.". --v

thanks for that info v. i have spyware remover anyway..

==WEIRDED OUT!==
I thought level -0 was TOTALLY WEIRD! And so did everybody else I believe.-[[User:Gordon 584|Gordon 584]]

:I think the levels are a bit confusing, and the fact that you can't hurt the boss's 'Tants is kind of wierd, but I think that the only really messed up part is the level number. -0 isn't a number, and the first half of the level is usually .1 more, the second half .2 more, and the boss .3 more. It should have been level -1, and sections -0.9, -0.8, and -0.7. [[User:DanielLC|Daniel]] 22:48, 2 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level -0

DanielLC — Mon, 01 Aug 2005 20:30:44 GMT

DanielLC: /* -0.3(Boss: Ekersby) (Guide) */

{{cleanup}}
==Level -0 - NEGATORY!==
''"A glitch takes our hero where no Stinko should Stink-go"''<br>
Stinkoman is zapped into a wall, but escapes into the negative zone, where he faces bizarre challenges and glitches from previous levels.
===Stage -0.1 (Transcript)===

''{A field on Planet K is shown, with the right side taken up by a wall. Suddenly, lightning flashes, and Stinkoman appears inside the wall. He attempts to move, in vain.}''<br> ''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' WHAT HAPPENS?! I'M SAD IN SIDE A WALL!!

''{Cut to the shadowy figure in his lair.}''<br>

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' MUU HOO HAAHAA!! STINKOMAN WILL BE FOREVER TRAPPED SAD INSIDE THAT WALL!

''{The camera turns to show 1-Up on the left.}''<br>

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' YOU'RE MYSTERIOUS!

''{Cut to a close-up of Stinkoman inside the wall.}''<br>

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I'M SURE BY NOW I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU PEOPLE WHAT I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN THIS WALL IS ASKING FOR...

''{Stinkoman blasts a section of wall away, and runs out via the newly created path. Cut back to the shadowy figure's lair.}''<br>

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOOOO! HE ESCAPED! AND THAT PATH LEADS STRAIGHT TO THE NEGATIVE ZONE!!

''{Cut to a close up of 1-Up.}''<br>

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' NEGATIVE ZONE?!?!

''{Alternating shots of 1-Up and the shadowy figure. The level start scene is shown, first a half-second shot of Stinkoman captioned with "YOU GOT THE FLOW", then a jumble of all the characters, with the words "TRY LEVEL -0.1" at the bottom.}''

<pre>START PLAY!</pre>

===Level -0.1 (Guide)===
[[Image:stinkoman_negatory.png|thumb|Twenty-exty... glitch?]]

*You start at the wall you blasted. Go forward and soon you'll leave the bit of land and will be walking on air. A Poorbt will appear and fire at you. Ignore him and walk forward, where a Jaro and Frotzer will be. Also, you'll fall off the air and land on the ground.
*Go to the edge and jump to the stone platform, and then to the ladder. Climb up it and take care of the Terrel and continue forward.
*Jump to the cloud and jump or run to the Conveyor belt before the cloud disappears. Jump to the ladder, climb it and fall to the stone platform below. Destroy the Biztar and continue.
*Walk off the edge, being careful of the Bendini Sisters, and you'll land on trees.
*Challenge the Gaspeau and go forward. You'll see a Trapdoor that works opposite. You can land on it while it's down, yet you'll fall when it's up. Jump past it and eliminate the Chorch. Jump past the Assorted Platforms to the rapidly changing platform below, but watch out for the Kolkaryu.
*Climb the ladder of ducks and destroy the Grundy and Chorch up there. Ignore the Stothos, I don't believe you can hit him. Continue on to the two platforms.
*Take them to the next area where you'll see a Drill and a switch like the one from level 4. Run unto the platform to be teleported. Watch out, as there will be 3 Jaros waiting for you. *Ignore the discoloured Power Crunch off to your left - it's poisoned and hurts you instead of healing you. Ignore the next set of platforms. The first won't help you, and you go through th second.
*Climb the Retractable Ladder and go past the large assortment of platforms to the two conveyor belts. One of them doesn't work. Shoot the Biztars and progress. Watch out for the Piedmont. Go forward, killing the My Benjs.
*You'll then come across 3 Lundfords lined up on top of each other. Go past them, as well as the Porchis. And then you'll meet a large assortment of Chorchs, Greggos, and a Terrel.
*There's a Power Crunch ahead, but watch out, because again, there's a set of Bendini Sisters guarding it. Grab it and go forward to see a pile of Gokuls, with a Blue Browntant on top, and a Pink Cham Cham under them.
*Destroy everything that you can, since you can't reach the Cham-Cham, and walk through the lava - it's fake, and won't hurt you. There's also a Gaspeau and a Grundy too. Go past them, go up the retractable ladder, and destroy the Terrel. Go to the array of ladders, and go to the first one there.
*Climb all the way up to the top, and you can stand on it. Jump forward to land on an invisible platform. Walk forward and you'll fall and land on a retractable ladder. Destroy the Chorch, jump to the next ladder, and destroy the Gaspeau.
*Walk forward to walk on air, watching out for the Kolkaryu. Climb down the Retractable ladder, and then down the duck ladder. When you go down the duck ladder, a switch platform from Level 4 will try to smack into you.
*Walk forward, avoiding the Postlethwaite's lightning. Defeat the Chorch and Jump to the platform. You'll be walking on air again. Watch out for the Bendini Sisters that are waiting. Go to the Sprite Changing Platform.
*Go to the Set of Trapdoors. Remember that they work in reverse, so jump when they're down and you'll land on them. Eliminate the Stobat and get the Power crunch he leaves behind. Jump over the Lundsfords and now you're on a line of 1-UP-heads. A Fullbide will charge at you too, so be careful. Continue. You'll see another Fullbide and a Browntant. Destroy them and walk forward to the collection of Spikes, Forks, and other deadly items, and you'll reach the invisible goal! -0.1 Complete!

===Level -0.2 (Guide)===
As soon as you enter, you'll face a Stobat. Defeat him. Jump into the ovens. Jump and go forward. You'll land inside it. Walk forward and you'll fall. Jump forward again. Then keep jumping up the ladder of Ovens. When you reach the topic, a Kolkaryu is waiting for you. Jump to the platform near him to avoid him. If you want to get the Extra life. walk forward and then jump over the oven next to the one where the life is. otherwise, jump to the Oven right next to the platform. Walk forward and the jump over the next oven, to the one where the Chorch is waiting. Walk forward and fall down to the bottom. Jump forward and continue on. Run forward to the Retractable ladder, and take it to the top. Jump on the cloud platform and then jump to the stone platform as soon as possible, or you'll smack into the drill.
Jump past the other two platforms and back on land. Destroy the Browntant ahead and go up the ladder. Eliminate the Terrel and the My Benj there, and get the Power Crunch (but watch out for the flying platform - it'll smash into you and take some health) Jump into the conveyor belt, then to the Disappearing Cloud, then to the Stone Platform. Now jump forward and you should land on air. Walk forward until you fall and hit the platforms below you. Destroy the Astromunds if they come too close. Walk down the platforms and destroy the Astromunds. Then defeat the Frotzer nearby. You should see a line of Rose Blakes.

Wait for the first two to extinguish, then jump. Now you'll see a series of Switches from Level 4. Jump into them to teleport. After the first one, go to the teleporters as follows.
Left hand side; destroy the plant thing and go to the right teleport; walk to your right and jump, trying to land on the right side teleport; there's only one here, so take it; take the next one too; walk into the next set and jump; take the single teleport you see; dodge the Stafulter and walk into the teleport on the ground; jump forward and get the power crunch; ignore the teleport above you unless you want an extra life. Walk forward and fall, and take care of the Protek. Another set of Bendini Sisters is there, but they can't hurt you. Walk forward to see two Biztars with a Pink Cham Cham under them. A flying Level 4 switch will come too, but it will miss. Get past the Fullbides and the Blue Browntant. Now use the two platforms to reach the top. You'll see some letters and three Power Crunches. Walk forward, and you'll eventually fall through the floor to the three Power Crunches, and you will trigger the Boss. -0.2 Complete!

===-0.3(Boss: Ekersby) (Transcript)===

''{Stinkoman walks to a pile of junk}''

'''STINKOKMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND OTHER PILE OF JUNK. EVEN A NEGATIVE ZONE IS GETTING TO BE PREDICTABLE.

''{The area darkens and the pile of junk moves}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' FADE TO FIGHTING?!

'''''After defeating Ekersby:'''''

''{Stinkoman watches the boss explode}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HOW EASY. WAS THAT?

''{Close-up of Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I MIGHT EVEN SAY HE WAS A NEGATIVE CHALLENGE!!

''{A red glow flashes in the corner of the view}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HUH– RED BLINK; RED BLINK?

''{We see that the red glow is coming from one of the boss's eyes}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' WHAT COULD IT MEAN?

''{The eye opens up to reveal a green screen. Pan Pan's and 1-Up's heads can be seen next to a the red button}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' IT'S A USEFUL DEVICE SHOWING 1-UP AND PAN PAN'S WHEREABOUTS. AND THEY'VE GOT THE RED BUTTON!

''{The words LEVEL 10 appear on the screen}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THEY'RE AT THE END OF LEVEL 10!!!

''{Close-up of Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' WHAT A BUMMER!! I'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH LEVEL 9 TO GET TO THEM! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY FOR RED BUTTONING ME!

===-0.3(Boss: Ekersby) (Guide)===
Ekersby is a jumble of random sprites from the other levels, with Browntants, Uptants and Downtants for weapons. After a while, the fridge door part of its body will open, and that's your cue to attack it. Now the door will open from the other side, and block the beam. Go to the Green Switch to get sent to the top. Avoid the Uptants and the Sporks on his head by waiting for the uptants to strike, walking to the sporks, waiting for them, and running past. Go to the other side and wait for Ekersby to go to the other side. Climb down the ladder, avoiding the Downtants, and repeat. Don't try to kill the 'Tants, it doesn't work. Number of hits needed: 6.

==Go Back==
*Return to [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough|Walkthrough Index]].

[[Category:Stinkoman 20X6]]

Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items

DanielLC — Mon, 01 Aug 2005 20:26:40 GMT

DanielLC: Forks -> Sporks

There are an abundance of enemies in the game [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
== Enemies ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Name !! Image !! Description !! Level
|-
| Jaro || [[Image:jaro.PNG]] || '''Jaro''' is a cuplike enemy that can't attack, besides jumping on you. It is destroyed by blasting it once. || 1,5,6,-0
|-
| Greggo || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-greggo.gif]] || '''Greggo''' is a robot who walks back and forth along the platform he's on. He is a little bit tricky, because if you are looking at him, he will crouch down and become immobile and indestructible. When unguarded, one shot will take him out. One strategy for defeating him is to get on lower ground and jump, shoot, then quickly turn around. However that can be a tad tricky, and the easiest strategy is to walk up close to him while he's defending and physically punch him. That ''used'' to kill him instantly but has been changed/fixed. Alternatively, fire a shot at him and then walk away from him - he will stop crouching and the shot will kill him. An easier way is to run up next to him, then face the other way. '''Quickly''' turn around and fire simultaneously. Then he should die. || 1,-0
|-
| Browntant || [[Image:browntant.jpg]]<br>[[Image:stinkogame-enemy-bluetant.gif]] || '''Browntant''' is an enemy that won't move. It will try to shoot you but you can jump over his shots. He also likes to shoot at you while you're on a ladder, but you should be able to just duck under his shots and dart up and get him. It takes 3 hits to kill, but is invincible while flashing between hits. If you walk far enough away that it leaves the screen, its damage will heal and you will have to hit it another 3 times. A blue variety exists in level 6 but is no different from the normal-colored variety. || 1,2,5,6,-0
|-
| Chorch || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-chorch.gif]] || '''Chorch''' is a horizontally-flying robot that will try to pinch you. Don't touch him or you'll take damage. Sometimes he floats low above the ground, but usually he floats in mid-air. He always follows the same route back and forth, making him ridiculously predictable. Shoot him once and he'll explode. || 1,2,5,6,-0
|-
| Kolkaryu || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-kolkaryu.gif]] || '''Kolkaryu''' is a little flying saucer that appears out of the sky in specific places. He flies in, stops, shoots two bursts of four bullets diagonally downward, and then leaves. He won't chase you, and once he flies away, he's gone for good. You can't damage him, so don't try. When he appears, jump out of range or stand directly underneath him where his bullets do not reach.||1,2,5,-0
|-
| Pooru-Pooru || [[Image:Pooru-Pooru.png]] || '''Pooru-Pooru''' is a spiky cucumber. Don't confuse it with a cactus. It is planted firmly into the ground and doesn't move. It will sit around, usually in a group, waiting for some unfortunate fellow to fall on it. Touching this plant will hurt Stinkoman, and there is no way to damage it, so it's best to just leave it alone.|| 1,2,3,-0
|-
| Old Sage || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-old_sage.png]] || '''Old Sage''' is a spike that is usually found in a group. They stay still, either resting on the ground or hanging on the ceiling. If they're over you, don't jump. If they're under you, don't fall. If you happen to touch one, you will die, regardless of how much energy you have. || 1,2,4,5,7,-0
|-
| Terrell || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-terrell-ground.png]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-terrell-jump.png]] || '''Terrell''' is just the head of a chicken that likes to bounce around. One hit and he's gone. || 2,-0
|-
| Grundy || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-grundy.gif]] || '''Grundy''' is a wingless chicken wearing running shoes. He walks back and forth on the platform he is on, occasionally speeding up and slowing down. In level 2.2, there are two Grundys moonwalking. You can kill him in one easy shot, so he's a minor nuisance at best. || 2,-0
|-
| Stobat || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-stobat.gif]] || '''Stobat''' is a fat chicken with no visible feet. It has an infinite amount of bones inside its body to spit out at you and will spit three at a time. The bones shoot very close to each other, and the best strategy is to get out of range of the third and longest-reaching shot. You have a larger range than the Stobat, so once you get a safe distance away, shoot him. A Stobat takes four hits to kill, and like Browntant, is invincible while flashing red. || 2,-0
|-
| Rose Blake || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-rose_blake.png]] || '''Rose Blake''' is an electric burner. Don't stand on them when they're white-hot and flashing, but the cool-down time is safe. Learning their patterns is helpful. || 2,-0
|-
| Lundsford || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-lundsford.png]] || '''Lundsford''' is a gas flame that comes from ovens. You can learn their habits and stay out of reach by staying at the very edge of the oven. They may be walked on when turned off, but this is unsafe. || 2,-0
|-
| Tortan || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-tortan.png]] || '''Tortan''' is a bottle of itself according to the [[Stinkomanual]]. It is a green liquid that usually leaks out of bottles (of itself) and will damage you. || 2
|-
| Clowder || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-clowder.png]] || '''Clowder''' is a cloud with helicopter propellers on him. You cannot kill him, so just avoid him. || 3
|-
| Mr. Ubbers || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-mrubbers.gif]] || '''Mr. Ubbers''' is an angry raindrop that drops down from above in stage 3.1. It can't hurt Stinkoman at all; in fact, touching him does absolutely nothing. He actually does more good than bad. If you punch him, he will disappear in a splash and a gold nugget will fly out. Collecting these nuggets lets you win the level. || 3
|-
| Poorbt || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-poorbt.png]] || '''Poorbt''' will run on occasionally in level 4 and shoot his fist at you. It appears a set time after Stinkoman reaches a certain spot, rather than being in a fixed position. Put your big fist between you and it and you won't be harmed. You can kill him with your fist, but that doesn't seem to achieve much. If you are standing under a lava-fall with your fist straight up, you can press a or s to swing your fist down and block his attack. || 4,-0
|-
| Gokul || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-gokul.png]] || '''Gokul''' lies in waiting to attack 1-Up. Kill him by crushing him with rocks sent down by your mighty fist. || 4,-0
|-
| Gaspeau || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-gaspeau.png]] || '''Gaspeau''' Flies around, back-and-forth, to attack 1-Up. Kill him in the same way as Gokul. He may also appear in level 6.2. || 4,6,-0
|-
| Pink Cham Cham || [[Image:pinkchamcham.gif]] || '''Pink Cham Cham''' is a double-ended laser gun rolled in green coconut. It fires two lasers upwards at Stinkoman, one from each shooter. The lasers don't hurt your fist so you can hold that over him to kill him, while keeping Stinkoman himself out of the laser's range. || 4,-0
|-
| Frotzer || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-frotzer.png]] || '''Frotzer''' is basically a blue Gaspeau that only moves in one direction and is triggered by Stinkoman's progress like Poorbt. Unlike Gaspeau, Frotzer isn't limited in flying distance, so stop it as soon as you see it.|| 4,-0
|-
| Astromund || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-astromund.gif|center]] || '''Astromund''' will run after 1-Up in Level 5. His shield means he cannot be kicked from the front - jump over him and then either kick him in the behind or ignore him - he won't turn around. || 5,-0
|-
| The Bendini Sisters || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-bendinisister.png|center]] || '''The Bendini Sisters''' are meteors that fall regularly on the moon. Dodge them or kick them, but don't let them hit you. There are regular Bendini Sisters in level -0, but occasionally, they are replaced with mock-glitchy arrow platforms (which otherwise behave in an identical manner. || 5,-0
|-
| Downtant/Uptant || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-uptant.gif|center]] || '''Downtants''' and '''Uptants''' are related to the Browntant. They only take two hits to kill, but shoot five shots at a time, in different directions: two shots are fired horizontally in both directions, two shots are fired perfectly diagonally in both directions and one shot straight is fired up or down, depending on how it is positioned. || 5,-0
|-
| Piedmont || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-piedmont.gif|center]] || '''Piedmont''' fires deadly beams of light underneath him. You can't hurt it so dash under him while it is inactive. Touching Piedmont while it's inactive actually won't hurt you. || 5,-0
|-
| Stafulter || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-plug.gif]] || '''Stafulter''' flies around in a fixed pattern, and it can be avoided. It is invulnerable to your shots. || 6,-0
|-
| Protek || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-socket.png]] || '''Protek''' jumps up and down on the spot. After taking two hits, his cord will disappear and he will be left sitting on the ground. Now he will shoot electric bolts at you, one from each socket - you have to jump over each of these separately, landing between them before jumping again. In simpler terms, jump a second before the first lightning bolt reaches you, and you will land *just* in front of the second bolt, ready to easily jump it. 3 more shots and he will be dead. Like Browntant and Stobat, he is invincible when flashing red. || 6,-0
|-
| Postlethwaite || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-cloud.gif]] || '''Postlethwaite''' is not as friendly as the other clouds. Having gotten sick of Stinkoman spending his vacations running around on top of him, this cloud wants revenge. Avoid his lightning bolt at all costs, though he himself is safe to touch between strikes. || 6,-0
|-
| Porchi || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-blade.gif|center]] || '''Porchi''' is a buzzsaw that comes out of the clouds at regular intervals. It can't be harmed, so run under it or jump over it when it's retracted. || 6,-0
|-
| Hash-Haw || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-saw.gif|center]] || '''Hash-Haw''' is a saw blade that rises and lowers while moving back and forth. Like Porchi, your best bet is to run under it or jump over it. You should jump over it as it moves towards you. || 6,-0
|-
| My Benj<br> || [[Image:StinkomanBlob.PNG|center]] || '''My Benj''' move around randomly on their platforms. They can be destroyed with one hit, but their small size makes them difficult to kill. || 7,-0
|-
| Stothos<br>|| [[Image:StinkomanRobot.PNG|center]] || '''Stothos''' move somewhat erratically, back and forth across their platforms. At set intervals, they will fire a laser straight forward (alternating the direction with each shot.) The lasers must be jumped if they are headed in Stinkoman's direction, but they are high enough to make avoidance difficult. The robots take three hits to kill, and like other similar monsters, they are invulnerable for a moment after a hit. || 7,-0
|-
| Fullbide<br> || [[Image:StinkomanShip.PNG|center]] || '''Fullbide''' fly at Stinkoman when he enters their territory, in a zig-zag pattern. It can be killed in one hit, but if it isn't killed and Stinkoman doesn't leave the area, another will appear shortly. || 7,-0
|-
| Ditmars<br> || [[Image:StinkomanFreeze.PNG|center]] || '''Ditmars''' will freeze Stinkoman temporarily, causing you to lose control of him and ultimately costing him a unit of energy. They cannot be destroyed. || 7
|-
| Seeper Mo<br> || [[Image:StinkomanBush.PNG|center]] || '''Seeper Mo''' are essentially the same as Pooru-Pooru; you can't kill it, it doesn't move, and touching it costs you a unit of energy. Jump over them, but if many are grouped together, be careful not to slide into the next. || 7,-0
|-
| Biztar || [[Image:StinkomanIce.PNG|center]] || '''Biztar''' are ordinary platforms or obstacles that can be destroyed if Stinkoman hits them six times. || 7,-0
|-
| ''Unknown'' || [[Image:Unreleased_StinkoBaddie.PNG]] || This enemy is a cabbage-like creature that opens up and shoots out red balls. It has only made an appearance in the glitch level -0, although it has been in the object library since the original version. It is only vulnerable while it is open. || -0
|}

== Other Hazards ==
These are hazards which are in the game but not referenced in the manual, so the names here aren't official.
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Name !! Image !! Description !! Level
|-
| Drill || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-drill.png|center]] || '''Drill''' is a hazard that can come out of the floor or the ceiling. Avoid it! || 1,2,6,-0
|-
| Trapdoor || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-trapdoor.gif|center]] || '''Trapdoor''' is a platform that alternates between safe...and not safe. Get on the moment it flips up. Make sure you know where to jump after landing on it, because it does not take prisoners. In level -0, you can only stand upon them when it looks like they're flipped down. || 1,2,5,6,7,-0
|-
| Spork || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-spork-down.png]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-spork-up.png]] || '''Spork''' comes up out of the ground in a cycle, and will hurt you even when it's down. Jump over it while the spork isn't in attack mode. || 2,-0
|-
| Lava-fall || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-lavafall.png|center]] || '''Lava-falls''' are prevalent in the Lava Zone, and you must block them with your fist to prevent 1-Up from getting cooked. In level -0, they do nothing. || 4,-0
|-
| Tiles and Platforms || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-tile.png|center]]<br />[[Image:stinkogame-enemy-platform.png|center]] || Jump on a '''tile''' to move the '''platform'''. After moving a certain distance the platform will turn around and go back the way it came. Also, in level -0, both appear in another form; Tiles act as teleporters, while the graphics for Platforms act as occasional replacements for The Bendini Sisters. || 4,-0
|-
| Retractable Ladder || [[Image:StinkomanLadder.PNG|center]] || '''Retractable Ladders''', as their name implies, retract, often rendering them temporarily out of reach. However, if you can reach the top of it in mid-jump, you can climb the rest of the way even if it's fully retracted. || 7,-0
|-
| False Capsule || [[Image:green_capsule.png|center]] || A '''false capsule''' is a green-colored capsule that, instead of restoring energy, actually damages you. || -0
|}

== Items ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Name !! Image !! Description !! Level
|-
|Capsule|| [[Image:stinkoman-powercrunch.gif]] || '''Capsules''' are scattered around the levels. They will replenish both Stinkoman and 1-Up's health completely. || 1,2,5,6,7,-0
|-
|Extra Life || [[Image:StinkomanLife.PNG|center]] || '''Extra lives''' give you one extra life. Unfortunately, since you can start at the beginning of any level reached, and since the game lacks checkpoints, extra lives only matter when fighting bosses or trying to run through the whole game at once. || 7,-0
|-
| Gold nugget || [[Image:gold_nugget.jpg]]|| '''Gold Nuggets''' are the little goodies that pop out of Mr. Ubbers when you kill them in stage 3.1. Collecting 20 gold nuggets will let you advance to the next stage. || 3
|-
| Bread || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-bread.png]] || '''Bread''' is the one item you want to pick up in level 3.2. Touching it will give you one point. || 3
|-
| Apple || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-apple.png]] || In level 3.2, '''Apple''' will cost you one point if you touch it. || 3
|-
| Ear || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-ear.png]] || In level 3.2, '''Ear''' will cost you one point if you touch it. || 3
|-
| P || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-p.png]] || In level 3.2, '''P''' will cost you one point if you touch it. || 3
|-
| Soap || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-soap.png]] || In level 3.2, '''Soap''' will cost you one point if you touch it. || 3
|}

== Bosses ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Name !! Image !! Description !! Level
|-
| Tampo || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-tampo.png]] || The weak point of '''Tampo''' is the cerebellum (the darker colored, lower part of the brain). You can only hit it when it comes near the ground, and you'll need to jump. It starts by coming to the lower right. Stand just in range and shoot it, but make sure you're on the ground when his shots reach you, they shouldn't come close. He will then float to the top-right. You want to be closer to the left edge of the screen to be able to jump this shot. Now run to the right, about mid-screen. Tampo will do the exact same thing on the left, then will return and repeat. Get him 7 times. The more hits it takes, the faster it gets, so be careful. More info can be found [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 1#Level 1 Boss: Tampo (Transcript)|here]].|| 1
|-
| Brody || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-brody_head.png]] [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-brody_feet.png]] || '''Brody''' tries to stomp you with his feet, but eventually he'll try to peck you with his head. Just shoot Brody's head when it appears. Brody takes 5 hits to kill. More info can be found [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 2#Level 2 Boss: Brody (Transcript)|here]].|| 2
|-
| Stlunko || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-stlunko.png|300px]] || Stinkoman will ride a conveyor belt on '''Stlunko''' with a Pooru-Pooru at each end, while Stlunko tries to pound him with his fists. You must shoot at the wall on his head until all of the sections of the wall have been destroyed- in total, this takes 16 hits. More info can be found [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 3#Level 3 Boss: Stlunko (Transcript)|here]].|| 3
|-
| Saargtsson || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-saargtsson.png]] [[Image:Firey_Hot.PNG]] || '''Saargtsson''' jumps up from the lava and shoots lasers at you, while his flame jet friend ('''Firey-Hot''') shoots from the roof. Only the end of his tail is vulnerable. Each section takes two hits, and his head takes 3. More info can be found [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 4#Level 4 Boss: Saargtsson (Transcript)|here]].|| 4
|-
| Nebulon || [[Image:nebulon.gif|center]] || '''[[Nebulon]]''' shoots bullets out of his mouth equal to the number of times you have attacked him plus one. He can be hurt by hitting his eyes four times each. More info can be found [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5#Level 5 Boss: Nebulon (Transcript)|here]].|| 5
|-
|The Liekand || [[Image:stinkogame-enemy-tornado.png|center]] || '''The Liekand''' shoots out bubbles, then jumps across the screen. Except for the first time, every time he shoots the bubbles, he'll also try to suck you in. Every third time he jumps across the screen, he'll stop in the center of the screen and cause lightning bolts to fall. His sunglasses are his weak spot. To beat him you must shoot him 14 times. More info can be found [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 6#Level 6 Boss: Liekand (Transcript)|here]].|| 6
|-
|An Ice Machine<br> || [[Image:Weather Machine.png|center]] || '''An Ice Machine''' shoots ice cubes at you while shooting water jets at the platform in front of it. After shooting a few ice cubes (the number seems to be random), he will remove the jets and shoot ice into the air, resulting in icicles falling from the sky. Hit him in the eyes as he's preparing the icicles. More info can be found [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 7#Level 7 Boss: An Ice Machine (Transcript)|here]]. || 7
|-
|Ekersby<br> || [[Image:stinkoman_Ekersby.png|center|200px]] ||'''Ekersby''' Walks around while its uppant and downants shoot bullets, it has 2 Sporks on top of its head, and you have to hit its fridge for a stomach while it opens after hitting it it opens on a diffrent side. More info can be found [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level -0#0.3(Boss: Ekersby) (Guide)|here]]. || -0
|}
[[Category:Stinkoman 20X6]]
[[Category: 20X6 Characters]]

Talk:First Time Here?

DanielLC — Thu, 21 Jul 2005 20:42:27 GMT

DanielLC: spanish

==URL Pretty Text finishes before Homestar?==
This may be nothing, but when watching this for my comment on the "Cut" vs. "Uhh" question, I noticed that when Homestar says "Homestarrunner.net", the text finishes appearing on the screen before he finishes says "dot net". This also happens later when Homestar says "USS Homestarrunner.com" - the text appears almost before he says it. Is this a glitch or am I just high? --[[User:TheEggman|TheEggman]] 23:02, 8 Feb 2005 (MST)
: How is it a glitch? --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 23:09, 8 Feb 2005 (MST)
:: Maybe it's not, but I found it odd that with Homestar screwing up his lines, the graphics are wrong with him BEFORE he even says them. Like I said, I could be totally off my rocker thinking this is something when it's nothing. --[[User:TheEggman|TheEggman]] 00:04, 9 Feb 2005 (MST)
::: If it IS before, it's not by enough to really matter. They're supposed to appear at roughly the same time that Homestar says them - which they do. After all, it's just like real commercials where words get added to the screen at the same time a person says them - they're added later on so the timing may not be PERFECT (now, don't ask me why Cherry Greg would add the words on-screen to all of Homestar's outtakes.) --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 01:31, 9 Feb 2005 (MST)

==Not a "Cut"?==
The transcript for the section where Homestar is wearing a different outfit has the director saying, "Cut! No." I have always heard it is "Uhh...no." I think there's a 'g' or a 'k' sound before the 'uh', but there's no 't' at the end, hence my hearing it as "Uhh" rather than "Cut". Does anyone else hear it this way? -- [[User:TheEggman|TheEggman]]

:I agree. [[User:InterruptorJones|<nowiki></nowiki>]]<small>— [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]]</small>[[<nowiki></nowiki>]] 21:52, 8 Feb 2005 (MST)
: I don't. I think it might be two people speaking. One saying "cut" and the other saying "no." Similarly, the guy who announces "Homestarrunner.com welcome speech take {whatever}" isn't the director. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 23:11, 8 Feb 2005 (MST)
::I'm not talking about the clapboard guy - I'm talking about the guy who says "Cut" (elsewhere in the toon) - I know that the "Take {whatever}" guy and the director are two different voices, but "Uhh... no." (or "Cut! No.") is distinctly said by the same person (easy to tell, since apart from Homestar, there are only two other voices, and neither "Uhh/Cut" or "No" is said by the clapboard guy).
:::Which I do not agree with at all. I'm hearing the "cut" and I don't think they ARE "distinctly" the same voice on "Cut! No." I've never thought that and can't hear it even when I try now. The director says "Cut!" and the clapboard guy says "No." in disgust. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 01:20, 9 Feb 2005 (MST)
::::The clapboard guy's voice is more nasal-sounding, while the director has a little more bass to it. Both "Uhh" and "No" have the bass to it and lack the nasal sound. Also, why would the clapboard guy say "No"? The clapboard guy's job is to say the take number and hit the clapboard. All the clapboard guy ever says is "Homestar Runner Dot Com Welcome Speech Take {whatever}" - in fact he says "Take {whatever} *clap*" right before the director says "Uhh...No." It's most definitely not the clapboard guy who says "No". --[[User:TheEggman|TheEggman]] 09:17, 9 Feb 2005 (MST)
::Also, I just listened to it, and the 'g/k' sound I heard is just a random mouth noise (like smacking your lips, or the sound made when your mouth and your tongue clicks, something like that). --[[User:TheEggman|TheEggman]] 23:57, 8 Feb 2005 (MST)

==Screenshot==
I uploaded the [[Media:firsttimehere.png|image]] from the old 'Tavi page and used it to replace [[Media:First_Time_Here.jpg|this one]]. I did this because with this type of image .png is better than .jpg, and the image size is correct, without all that extra white space below the actual image. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 13:08, 15 Sep 2004 (MST)

==Spanish==
I did a babelfish translation of "Bienvenidos a Homestarrunner.com. ¿Conoces a Miguel? ¡Sí! Somos buenos amigos—" and it came up with "Welcome to Homestarrunner.com. You know Miguel? Yes! We are good friends—". Can someone put that on the page somewhere?

local news

DanielLC — Tue, 05 Jul 2005 00:31:15 GMT

DanielLC: unredirectificated

[[Image:minibeast_sbemail89.png|thumb|Local News in Strongbadia]]

'''Strong Bad Email #89'''

Dan asks Strong Bad if [[Strongbadia]] has a local news channel. Strong Bad rushes off to make one with the help of Bubs, Strong Mad, The Cheat, The Poopsmith and the Tire.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Tire]], [[Bubs]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[Marzipan]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strongbadia]], [[The Classroom]], [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' November 17, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 3:05

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, doot doodle-ooh-doo, doot doodle-ooh-doo.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, <br />
Does Strongbadia have its' own local<br />
news even? If so, I hope it's better<br />
than my local news.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Dan D. Tallahassee, FL</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "Tallaha—... Tasalan—.. Gainesville, Florida" instead of "Tallahassee, FL"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Okay, Dan, I'm only gonna sing this one more time: ''{singing}'' Ohhhhhhh ''{types while singing}'' If you want it to be possessive, it's just "ITS." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S," ''{Short pause}'' scalawag. ''{stops typing}'' Ahem. Um, ''{Clears screen, resumes typing}'' Of course we've got local news. It's the—It's the greatest! Um... But I—I have to go now...and...do something...completely unrelated to me...throwing together...the aforementioned local news. Hoight!

''{Strong Bad holds a sign reading "Strongbadia Action Cool News 5" in front of the camera. We can hear The Cheat making noises in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Badia Action Cool News 5!

''{Cut to Strong Bad standing in Strong Badia.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Top Stories with anchorperson Strong Bad!

''{Strong Bad gives a thumbs-up to the camera, as The Cheat holds up an index card reading "Strong Bad with Top Stories." Cut to Strong Mad standing in front of a blackboard holding a football, a tennis racquet, and twirling a cinder block on his right index finger as if it were a basketball.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad with the sports!

''{The Cheat holds up an index card reading "Sportscarster Strong Mad". Cut to the Tire with an index card propped up next to it reading "Meteorologist TIRE."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Local weather with Tire!

''{Cut to The Cheat standing in the field.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And The Cheat with SkyCheat Traffic!

''{The Cheat grins at the camera and holds up an index card reading "THE FRIGGIN CHEAT" as the SkyCheat logo appears in the lower right-hand corner. Cut to Strong Bad sitting behind a desk situated in front of the fence.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Good evening and tonight. I'm Strong Bad with today's top stories.

''{Cut to a side view of the desk (which now looks more like a cardboard box). The Cheat holds up a sign saying "World Crisis."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The World in Crisis! More on that later.

''{The Cheat withdraws the World Crisis sign, and we switch to a frontal angle of the desk again.}'' Now let's check in with The Cheat with SkyCheat Traffic.

''{Cut to Strong Mad and The Cheat standing in the field. Strong Mad throws The Cheat high into the air. Strong Bad makes helicopter sounds.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{He keeps getting thrown up and down, and his speech is subtitled.}'' Thanks Strong Bad... This is The Cheat...with SkyCheat Traffic... There appears to be...some congestion...around Bubs' Concession Stand.

''{cuts to the concession stand. Homestar, Marzipan and the King of Town are standing in line. There is a sign that says "Wait in Line: $5"}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Best five bucks I ever spent.

''{Cuts back to Strong Bad behind the news desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank you, The Cheat. I guess those ''roads'' should not be ''rode'' upon, eh?

''{Cut back to The Cheat, who is still being thrown into the air.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{subtitled}'' not funny... i didn't even mention...any roads.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad behind the news desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes, well, thank you, tonight. We'll return to our top story: The World in Crisis.

''{Bubs holds up the "World Crisis sign." Cut to side angle of the desk again. You can see Bubs, but he quickly runs away, dropping the sign.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But first, Strong Mad with the sports.

''{Cut to the Classroom. The words "SCORE A POINT" are written on the board. Strong Mad is bouncing a football on the floor with a tennis racquet.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I SHOULD WIN! I SHOULD WIN IT!

''{Strong Mad swats the football at the camera. You can hear Strong Sad saying "ow." Cut back to Strong Bad behind the news desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, it looks like our ''esportscaster'' isn't being a very good ''esport'', eh?

''{Cut to The Cheat still being thrown in the air.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Pathetic.

''{Cut back to the news desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Will the winter weather chill your cheeks?

''{The Poopsmith holds up a sign reading "Winter Weather."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's the word, Tire?

''{Cuts to the tire on a desk with a weather map propped up agains the fence. The map slowly slides down and falls off the desk, causing the tire to roll away and fall off the desk itself. Cut back to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You heard it folks. Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants.

''{Cut to side angle of desk}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Tonight folks, and have a great job. Remember to turn in tomorrow for our special investigative report exposé: The World in Crisis.

''{The Cheat's sound effects start up again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Badia Action Cool News 5: "We're investiga-awesome."

''{The Cheat holds up a sign saying this. The Paper comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the very end you can click on the little Trogdor-style beefy arm to bring up Strong Bad's educational CD, "Strong Bad's Rhythm 'n' Grammar."
#Ohhhhh... If you want it to be possessive,<br>It's just "ITS."<br>But if it's supposed to be a contraction,<br>Then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S,"<br>scalawag.
#Whatever happened to capitalization?<br>It used to be so cooool.
#Girl, don't forget to spellcheck<br>Or I'll come to your house and throw a brick through your dad's windshield...<br>Windshield!
#Y-O-U-R...<br>Y-O-U-Apostrophe-R-E...<br>They're as different as night and day.<br>Don't you think that night and day are different?<br>What's wrong with you?
#And I don't care how they spell things on the Internet.<br>When you E-mail me, you spell the whole word out.<br>And I don't care that your cell phone has a camera in it.<br>''{he trails off making bass guitar noises.}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*"The World in Crisis" may be making fun of the fact that most news stations always start off by telling you about the most interesting news story and keep you waiting to see it for a long time.
*Strong Bad is likely affecting an exaggerated Spanish accent in his pronunciation of "sport" and "sportscaster." Because the s+consonant sound does not appear at the beginning of a word in Spanish, native Spanish speakers often have difficulty pronouncing such words and will add a soft e sound to the beginning.

===Trivia===
*This is the first time Homestar mentions anything about [[Best/Worst_(?)_bucks_I_ever_spent|best/worst bucks spent]].

===Remarks===
*The Cheat says that he didn't mention any roads, which may have been out of necessity—there are no known roads in [[Free Country, USA]].
*When it first cuts to Strong Bad standing in Strongbadia, the sky is oddly pink, but for the rest of the e-mail the sky is gray. This is different that Free Country, USA's usual clear blue sky.
*The sportscaster card says "sportscarster," and spelling mistakes are atypical for Strong Bad.

===Goofs===
*In response to Strong Bad's joke after Strong Mad's sports segment, The Cheat responds even though there may not have been enough time elapsed for Strong Mad to leave the studio and throw The Cheat in the air.
*When the Cheat says he didn't mention roads, the "i" is not capitalized.

===Inside References===
*The arm on the S in the sign is a reference to [[Trogdor]].
*The stained index cards used to display the titles and names of Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, and the Tire are similar to the ones used in [[band names]].

===Real-World References===
*In the beginning the email is from Tallahassee, FL. Strong Bad says it is from Gainesville. Any college sports fans know that the Florida State Seminoles are from Tallahassee, and the University of Florida Gators are from Gainesville, and they are major rivals. (Although it should be noted that the joke here is that Strong Bad finds "Gainesville" easier to pronounce than "Tallahassee," he even tries to pronounce "Tallahassee" a few times before switching it to "Gainesville.")
*The Cheat making noises in the background near the beginning is a reference to a news program that played a bit of Morse Code which fades as the anchor starts to speak.
* The "it's e-mail time again!" intro sounds remarkably like the KISS song "Cold Gin" with the title replaced by the word "E-mail"

== DVD Version ==
*All 5 Grammar songs have been incorporated into one long Easter egg.
*The DVD version features hidden commentary by Mike and Strong Bad. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''STRONG BAD:''' Greetings, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Greetings, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's nice to see you again here—

'''MIKE:''' Thanks for joining me again.

'''STRONG BAD:''' —in the commentary booth.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Can I get you anything?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh... Can you get me something else?

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Maybe a picnic plate with wine and a baguette?

'''MIKE:''' That's The Che—that's what The Cheat likes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's his favorite.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Can I get him something else?

'''MIKE:''' Heh, 'kay... Um...

'''STRONG BAD:''' So this—I need to really put out this album.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Strong Mad's—"Strong ''Bad's'' Rhythm and Grammar."

'''STRONG BAD:''' My—What are you, my parents? I'm Strong Bad. ''Bad, bad, bad.''

'''MIKE:''' How can I remember? Do you have any, uh, mnemonic devices?

'''STRONG BAD:''' S. B., times three.

'''MIKE:''' Ohh, I get it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Okay, so, um, em—actually, this email... um... ''{mumbles}'' I don't wanna say that.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughs}'' Okay, something else? Maybe another factoid.

'''MIKE:''' Uh... I like, um... the Strongbadia logo... right there for the news had an arm coming out of it, kinda like Trogdor.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah. Look at how he—that's amazing. Spinning that cinder block... "The friggin' Cheat," man. I like the Skycheat Traffic logo, too.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, that's good. You guys must have spent some money on that.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...So, if you're a news...carster...you gotta...you gotta say "tonight" as much as possible.

'''MIKE:''' Mmhmm.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's what I learned.

'''MIKE:''' Well, you say it a lot in this email.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you're supposed to. Because you have to remind people, or they'll think it's the afternoon news, and they'll turn it off. Nobody wants to watch that crap.

'''MIKE:''' No, just the evening news.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Evening—

'''MIKE:''' "Tonight."

'''STRONG BAD:''' Tonight. The tonight news. We should have called it that. ''{pause}'' ''{referring to Homestar, the King of Town, and Marzipan standing in line at Bubs' Concession Stand}'' Those poor suckers. I mean, look at—you'd think, I mean, the King of Town and Homestar I understand, but Marzipan's usually a little more discerning. A little—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, she, uh... Maybe she couldn't see that sign.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, and she's just waiting—she wanted a snow cone or something... Yeah. ''{pause}''

''{simultaneously, after newscaster Strong Bad says "Yes. Well, thank you. Tonight."}''

'''MIKE:''' There, he said... There, he did... So, Bubs... Bubs is...

'''STRONG BAD:''' See? Because, see, someone was about to change the channel, they'd be like, "Oh, this is the—this is noonday. I don't want to watch noonday." Oh! Yeah...

'''MIKE:''' So that's where Bubs was. He wasn't at the concession stand because he was helping you with the news. Is he like an intern?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, he's at the station.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''STRONG BAD:''' He's trying—he's getting some hours. Community service, actually.

'''MIKE:''' Oh. ''{laughs}'' Really? What did he do?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. I—I'm not supposed to say.

'''MIKE:''' Okay. Oh, and the Poopsmith's helping out now too.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh... See, I actually originally drew a picture of butt cheeks with icicles on 'em, but the network wouldn't let me air it.

'''MIKE:''' I can s—I can imagine.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah... ''{pause}'' I, um... ''{After newscaster Strong Bad says "tonight" again}'' ...See? Once again, that was, like, five more viewers—

'''MIKE:''' That doesn't even make any sense.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughs}'' What do you mean?

'''MIKE:''' I mean, you're just saying "tonight."

'''STRONG BAD:''' I s—I kept reiterating that it is tonight!

'''MIKE:''' And you never told us what the World in Crisis was about.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's to get you to come back ''tomorrow'' night and watch.

===Fun Facts===
*The wine and a baguette being [[The Cheat]]'s favorite is a reference to the pbTC toon "[[New_Boots|New Boots]]."

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail89.html|watch "local news"]]
*[[HR:sbemail89.swf|view the Flash file for "local news"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
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Talk:time capsule

DanielLC — Thu, 12 May 2005 22:19:22 GMT

DanielLC: dry ice

This was better than usual in my view. I think the Brothers are coming out of their... funny-block. Anyone agree? -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]

Yeah, for a bit, they kinda went into a slump. The only thing that kept me watching was the hope that they would start being funny again(and Doug the Dino. Gotta love ol' Doug!). Now it seems they may be climbing their way back on top.

--MAX

I wouldn't ever stop watching Homestar Runner. Not for a million years! -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]

Alright, well, I liked The Facts and Cheat Commandos Ep 3 better than this one :) I don't think they've been in a slump for upwards of a month (perhaps 2, perhaps 3) and have been pleased with their contemporate work :)<BR>
[[User:MetaStar|MetaStar]] 15:37, 4 Oct 2004 (MST)

What made you think that they had been in a slump? Seriously, explain, because it hadn't really occurred to me.
--[[User:Ogoms|Ogoms]] Oct. 4

Yeah, the Brothers' Chaps have been in an on-and-off slump for a few months now. --[[User:Dragondoom5|Dragondoom5]]

YAH I WAS THE FIRST GUY TO ADD ALL THE EASTER EGGS TO Time Capsule email before i did it all it said is "this sucks" -Silvermonkey8

Isn't the casette tape in the easter egg going backwards? -gront

REMOVE: This song sounds in no way like "Let it burn" by Usher, I seriously doubt this is a reference. The only similarity that I see between Usher and Strong Bad, is that they both produce a ton of number one jams! -[[User:smoothmedia|smoothmedia]]

If dry ice was in the capsule, and the capsule was tight and strong enought to keep from leaking, opening, or exploding, wouldn't the gas expanding cause it to cool down and thus make a white fog shoot out? [[User:DanielLC|Daniel]] 22:19, 12 May 2005 (UTC)

== Standards for Strong Bad Emails ==

Just wondering if there should be a "Strong Bad Email #X" in the Summary for all Strong Bad Emails? Because it was there in most of them, but not in the most recent ones -- [[User:thejesterx|thejesterx]] 20:08, 4 Oct 2004 (MST)

:Excuse me? → [[User:FireBird|''<small><tt>[[User:FireBird|<font color=green>FireBird</font>]]</tt></small>'']]

== Closed Fun Facts ==

These were on the [[STUFF]] page and declined. If you wish to contest these, leave a note here, but don't allow it to be confused with any of the original votes.

===Norse mythology (DECLINED)===
The line about making people from spit may be a reference to a Norse myth, in which the Aesir (war gods) and Vanir (fertility gods), to seal a peace treaty between them, made a man (named Braugi) from their collective spit. He knew all their combined secrets, but was eventually killed by giants.
*'''Decline.''' It's more likely a reference to the fact that spit contains DNA, and it may one day be possible to clone someone from their DNA. <small><tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|<font color=#8B0000>Aurora the Homestar Coder</font>]]</tt></small> 15:03, 11 Apr 2005 (MDT)
**'''Second''' [[User:Dasrik|Dasrik]] 22:08, 11 Apr 2005 (MDT)
**'''Third''' Coincidental. [[User:Donny vs Universe|Donny vs Universe]]
**'''Second.''' -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 08:39, 12 Apr 2005 (MDT)
* While I'm suprised about how much you know about Norse Mythology...'''Decline''' [[User:The_Pardack|The_Pardack]]
*'''Decline.''' Uh... no. While that's a very well thought-out reach, it's still a reach - the reference is to cloning from DNA. --[[User:TheEggman|TheEggman]] 12:12, 12 Apr 2005 (MDT)
**'''Second.''' It's probably a reference to DNA and cloning. [[User:TakuaKaita600|TakuaKaita600]] 15:24, 12 Apr 2005 (MDT)
* You obviously put a lot of work into this one, but unfortunately, I must '''Decrine.''' As said by other folks above, it's a reference to cloning from DNA. [[User:Rudeboy87|Rudeboy87]] 14:49, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*'''Revise and Accept.''' This is a FUN FACT! Mind you, I highly doubt this is what TBC were trying to reference, but my life has been enriched by reading this. I would suggest rewriting it, however, to say "There is a story in Nordic mythology in which the Aesir (war gods)...." This way, there's no suggestion that TBC was trying to reference this fact.--[[User:rsl12|rsl12]] 16:24, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline.''' No way does this work. The whole joke is based on the popular misconseption of what cloning is. Clones are genetic twins, not exact duplicates with the same minds, thoughts, and memories of the original. -- [[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 15:21, 17 Apr 2005
*'''Decline.''' This is NOT a fun fact. This is barely a fact. Why wasn't this one just deleted? --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 17:54, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
=== Wig reference? (Declined) ===
The gross old wig is probably the wig Homestar wore as part of his Kurt Cobain costume in Homestarloween Party.

*'''Decline''' I don’t see the connection. The gross old wig looks '''way''' different from the Cobain wig. --[[User:The Pardack|The Pardack]]
**'''Second'd.''' →[[User:evin290|evin290]] 20:37, 18 Feb 2005 (MST)
**'''Second''' -[[User:Alun Clewe|Alun Clewe]] 04:34, 21 Feb 2005 (MST)
**I'll '''Second''' that till i cant '''Second''' it no more. Just because you WANT to put a fun fact doesn't mean you have to make stuff up. [[User:kerrek slaya|kerrek slaya]] 14:38, 21 Feb 2005 (MST)[[User:kerrek_slaya|kerrek_slaya]]
*'''Decline''' The gross old wig is primarily brown hair, while his Kurt Cobain wig is primarily blond. --[[User:TheEggman|TheEggman]] 21:20, 7 Mar 2005 (MST)
**'''Comment''' Well, it is ''old'' and gross. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 10:52, 8 Mar 2005 (MST)

Characters

DanielLC — Thu, 12 May 2005 00:54:29 GMT

DanielLC: link edit (trogdor (character) --> trogdor)

[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|thumb|220px|The gang's all here]]
This page contains lists of the various Homestar Runner characters. If you're new to Homestar Runner, you'll get a pretty good idea what's going on by simply getting familiar with the main cast members. If you're interested in going a little deeper, try the secondary characters.

__TOC__

== Main characters ==
These are the principal recurring characters of Homestar Runner's world. Each of these characters is honored with a tape on the [[Character Videos]] menu.

=== The Cast ===
* [[Homestar Runner]]
* [[Strong Bad]]
* [[The Cheat]]
* [[Strong Mad]]
* [[Strong Sad]]
* [[Pom Pom]]
* [[Marzipan]]
* [[Coach Z]]
* [[Bubs]]
* [[The King of Town]]
* [[The Poopsmith]]
* [[Homsar]]

== Secondary characters ==
Characters that appear fairly often, but aren't quite part of the inner cadre of [[Free Country, USA]]'s leading citizens.

=== [[Strongbadia]] ===
The empty lot by the fence where Strong Bad is king.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Tire]]
* [[Stop Sign]]
* [[Sterrance]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cinderblock]]
* [[General Tso's Chicken]]
* [[Bear-Shark]]

</td></tr></table>

=== [[Teen Girl Squad]] ===
The comic adventures of four archetypal teenage girls, drawn and narrated by Strong Bad.

====The Girls====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Cheerleader]]
* [[So and So]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[What's Her Face]]
* [[The Ugly One]]
</td></tr></table>

====Other Characters====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]]
* [[Thomas]]
* [[Tompkins]]
* [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Minor Characters]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mrs. Commanderson]]
* [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]]
* [[The Birds]]</td></tr></table>

=== [[Peasantry]] ===
Characters featured in the Trogdor/[[Peasant's Quest]] universe.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Trogdor]]
*[[Rather Dashing]]
*[[Kerrek]]
*[[Jhonka]]
*[[The Red and Blue Knights]]
*[[King of Peasantry]]
*[[Old Man]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Poor Gary]]
*[[Dongolev]] aka The Archer
*[[Mendelev]]
*[[Baby Lady & Her Baby]]
*[[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]]
*[[Naked Ned]]
*[[Ron Cumberdale]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] ===
A "crazy" cartoon created by Strong Bad that quickly took on a life of its own.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Sherlock]]
* [[The Worm]]
* [[Eh! Steve]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Wheelchair]]
* [[Keyboard Strong Bad]]
* [[Prime Time]] (aka "Ready for Primetime" and "Eh! Greg")
</td></tr></table>

=== The King's Servants ===
The King of Town employs a few other characters besides the Poopsmith.
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[The Knight]]
*[[The Hornblower]]
*[[The Bishop]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[The Blacksmith]]
*[[The Little Chef Dude]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Original Book|Children's storybooks]] ===
Original storybook characters that were later dropped.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Mr. Bland]]
* [[Señor]]
* [[The Umpire]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Robot]]
* [[The Grape Fairie]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Bands ===
The real-life and fictional bands that have contributed music to the Homestar Runner website.
====Real====
* [[DaVinci's Notebook]] (aka [[The Barbershop Trio]])
* [[The Skate Party]]
* [[They Might Be Giants]]
* [[Y-O-U]]
* [[Poot Slap|3-Dee]]

====Fictional====
* [[Limozeen]]
* [[Taranchula]]
* [[The Kinda Long Haired Band]]
* [[West Is Lip]]
* [[Kissyboots]]
* [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fatty|Fatty's Big Chance]]

=== Companies ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Bookazon.com]]
* [[Cheap as Free]]
* [[Compy, Inc]]
* [[The Future Animators of the Future]]
* [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]
* [[Senor Cardgage Mort-gage]]
* [[Freshley's]]
* [[Metalmation]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Galoob]]
* [[Superfied Credit Union]]
* [[Ol' Fatty's]]
* [[Thorax Corporation]]
* [[Videlectrix]]
* [[Discount Flashback Warehouse]]
* [[WSBD]]
* [[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste|Portly Washboy]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[The Cheat Commandos]] ===
An after-school cartoon aping G.I. Joe starring some The Cheats.

====The Commandos====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Fightgar]]
*[[Crackotage]]
*[[Silent Rip]]
*[[Firebert]]
*[[Gunhaver]]
*[[Flashfight]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Ripberger]]
*[[Foxface]]
*[[Reinforcements]]
*[[Reynold]]
*[[Sergeant Marshie|Ser-g-geant Marshie]]
</td></tr></table>

====[[Blue Laser]]====
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Blue Laser Commander]]
*[[Blue Laser minion]]s
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Blue Laser Babies]]
</td></tr></table>

=== Misc. ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[The Announcer]]
*[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]
*[[Frank Bennedetto]]
*[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]
*[[Doreauxgard]]
*[[Teeg Dougland]]
*[[Fhqwhgads]]
*[[The Goblin]]
*[[Goatface]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Little Girl]]
*[[Homeschool Winner]]
*[[Marshie]]
*[[Lem Sportsinterviews]]
*[[Trivia Time]]
*[[The Two Kids]]
*[[Unnamed Girl]]
*[[Visor Robot]]
*[[The Yello Dello]]
</td></tr></table>

== Also known as... ==
Sometimes the Brothers Chaps recreate the entire cast of the website in an alternate style. This section is for tracking and organizing all of the variations of the main characters.

There are also complicated narrative modes on the site. Strong Bad often answers "What If" questions in his emails, which leads to minor variations on normal characters. Anything created by The Cheat has a very rudimentary flash style. Puppets are sometimes used in lieu of animation. The 100th Strong Bad Email deliberately uses an animation style which matches some of the earliest work of the Brothers Chaps. Many of these minor variations (such as [[Thnikkaman]] & [[ABA Basketball Pom Pom]]) can be found in the [[:Category:Character Variations|character variations category]].

=== [[1936]] ===
An alternate universe from the days of black and white silent movies and early talkies.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Homestar Runner]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[1936 Strong Bad]] (Strong Bad)
* [[Fat Dudley]] (Pom Pom)
* [[1936 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
* [[The Sneak]] (The Cheat)
* [[Strong Man]] (Strong Mad)
* [[The Guy at the Depot]] (Bubs)
* [[Sickly Sam]] (Strong Sad)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[The Devil]] (The Poopsmith)
* [[The Kaiser]] (The King of Town)
* [[The Football Player]] (Coach Z)
* [[Mr. Shmallow (character)|Mr. Shmallow]] (Marshie)
* [[The Barbershop Trio]] (The Announcer)
* [[The Bossman]]
* [[The Ghost]]
* [[Eustice Pietimer]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[20X6]] ===
An alternate universe that parodies anime.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[Stinkoman]] (Strong Bad)
* [[1-Up]] (Homestar Runner)
* [[Pan Pan]] (Pom Pom)
* [[20X6 Marzipan]] (Marzipan)
* [[20X6 Coach Z]] (Coach Z)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
* [[20X6 The Cheat]] (The Cheat)
* [[Trogador]] (Trogdor)
* [[Stickly Man]] (The Poopsmith) 
*[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]]
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Dangeresque]] ===
A series of short action films starring Strong Bad in the title role.

<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] (Strong Bad)
*[[Dangeresque too]] (Homestar Runner)
*[[Renaldo]] (Coach Z)
*[[Cutesy Buttons]] (Marzipan)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Unnamed Bad Guy]] (Bubs)
*[[Perducci]] (The King of Town)
*[[Istanbul]] (The Cheat)
*[[Hot Tub]] (Strong Sad)
*[[Killingyouguy]] (Strong Mad)
</td></tr></table>

=== [[Decemberween]] ===
A celebration similar to Christmas.
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Archibald]] (Strong Bad)
*[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]] (Homestar Runner)
*[[The Angel]] (Marzipan)
*[[The Popular Vote]] (The Cheat)
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Dr. Christmas|Dr. Christmas/Cornbread]] (Bubs)
*[[Kobe]] (Pom Pom and Strong Mad)
*[[The First Decemberween]] (Strong Sad)
</td></tr></table>

=== Other Alternates ===
<table width="100%"><tr><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Little Strong Bad]]
*[[Tofu Homestar]]
*[[Prince of Town]]
*[[Made Up Strong Bad Animals]]
*[[Striped Green Rabbit]]
</td><td width="50%" valign="top">
*[[Strong Badman]]
*[[Senor Cardgage]]/[[Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad]]
*[[Vector Strong Bad]]
*[[The Deathly Pallor]]
*[[Anonymous]]
*[[Atari Homestar]]
</td></tr></table>

== The Geniuses ==
Last but not least, the people behind the magic of Homestar Runner.

=== [[The Brothers Chaps]] ===
Two brothers from Atlanta who just happen to make one of the best websites of all time.
*[[Mike Chapman]]
*[[Matt Chapman]]

=== Contributors ===
The people who may or may not often contribute to Homestar Runner.
*[[Missy Palmer]]
*[[Craig Zobel]]
*[[Jonathan Howe]]
*[[Don and Harriet Chapman]]
*[[Ryan Sterritt]]
*[[Russ T.]]
*Ruby Red Productions
*[[Ryan Bradley]]
*Jacob Slutsky
*[[Ted Kotsaftis]]
*[[Willem Hartong]]
*[[Randy Dudley]]

== Related Pages ==

===[[Character Evolution]]===
The characters have "evolved" over the years.

===[[Nicknames]]===
The characters have often been referred to by different names.

[[Category:Characters]][[Category:Lists]]

Talk:Blue Laser Babies

DanielLC — Thu, 12 May 2005 00:22:34 GMT

DanielLC:

==Cloned==
I think they were definitely cloned.

Don't clones still need mothers? [[User:DanielLC|Daniel]] 00:22, 12 May 2005 (UTC)

== Why the heck do they have eyepatches? ==
It's probably because they were born with eye diesese, or they just look stylish.

Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5

DanielLC — Mon, 09 May 2005 23:16:40 GMT

DanielLC: 5.2 walkthrough

==Level 5- OH, THE MOON!==
''"[[1-Up]] proves he's just not a kid. But can he be The Guy?"''<br>

===Stage 5.1 (Transcript)===
''{Cut to view of the city.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN HEADQUARTERS... ''{the headquarters sparkle just a bit as the familiar (CHING!) noise is made.}''

''{Cut to inside of Stinkoman headquarters. Stinkoman is playing a video game. 1-Up walks in from the right.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' I NEED YOUR HELP RESCUING PAN PAN! I'M JUST A KID! MAYBE WHEN I'M OLDER...

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' NO WAY. I HELPED YOU OUT ON LEVEL 4. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN ON THIS ONE.

''{the camera zooms in to a shot of 1-Up's face}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' GULP! ''{he shows surprise}''

''{1-Up exits the building like Stinkoman did in level 3. He then walks ahead, and the scenery suddenly changes to the moon's surface, the two different areas divided by just a line. 1-Up does not seem perturbed by this sudden change.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW I'M ON THE MOOOOOOON! ''{makes a happy face}''
== Level 5.1 ==
Okay, this may not be easy.

*First, plow your way across a field of Bendini sisters. After that, make sure you kick the Chorch under the platform, but be sure he's in range. 1-up's attack only works close up where he can reach.
*Climb up the ladder and you'll meet a browntant. Dodge his attack and get close enough to kick him.
*Get on the moving platform. Be careful. An Astromund is coming. Since you can't attack it, just jump over it. Then be aware of the Kolkaryu coming up. Stay under it until it disappears.
*Grab the power crunch and get on the conveyor belt. Watch out for Old sages. Another Astromund is coming. Jump over it and kick the Choch cluster.
*Before you hit the Old sages on the wall, go down the ladder. Watch for the Jaro below.
*A Piedmont is over the ladder you need to get down. Wait for it to stop, then climb down.
*Watch out for the trapdoor. Just like in level 1.2, jump down when it's up, then jump onto solid ground immediatly.
*Another Bendini sister is coming. Dodge and move on.
*Uh Oh, a Downtant. Jump over his attack and kick him. Beware! He shoots out 5 shots in 5 different diretions.
*Grab the well deserved power crunch on the other side. Climb the ladder up. Don't go to the right just yet, it'll be explained.
*Right: there is a browntant shooting. Don't bother. Just dodge while jumping on the trapdoors on the right times. Grab the power crunch and turn back.
*Climb up the ladder and you'll meet some Chorches. Just kick 'em.
*Jump over the two Astromunds and be aware of the Downtants. Stay out of their range. (They aren't as simple as normal Kolkaryus. You need to be a little off to the side to survive).
*While you are running under the Downtants, an Astromund will run to you. Jump over him.
*Jump on the platform. Another Bendini sister will come. Stay to the left.
*Two Browntants side by side, really close together will fire. Jump at the right time(when one is flashing) and go down the ladder.
*Grab the power crunch resting on the ladder. Jump onto the conveyor belt and keep running. It faces left to a pit.
*There is a Piedmont. Jump off the first conveyor when he is off and proceed.
*Keep passing the conveyors. Be carful of a Downtant above you. Stay out of the way. Watch out for the Jaro under the Downtant.
*If you die, instead of saying "My stummy hurts," It says, "My tongue is green"

{{stub}}
[[Category:Stinkoman 20X6]]

== Level 5.2 ==
* Climb up the ladders, avoiding the Downtant's fire.
* Kick the Downtants to death before proceeding up each ladder.
:* If you get hurt on the way up the ladders you can jump off at the left for a capsule.
* As soon as you reach the top of the ladders, jump to the right, avoiding all of the spikes in the process.
* After running right, jump on to the first moving platform, wait for the Downtant to attach, jump to the next moving platform, and quickly jump to the stopped one.
:* If you go up, (which is easier and less risky), jump again and climb the ladder on the right, and jump to the moving platform between the Uptant's fire.
:* Jump up to the conveyor belts and start traveling to the left. Beware of the three Astromunds that come at you! Just jump over them and get to the next platform.
:* On that platform, there will be a Chorch waiting for you. Kick it and jump down the ladder.
::*It's much easier to jump off the right side of the platform, you can easily clear the Piedmonts and Kolkaryu.
* Move to the Piedmont, but move back quickly to avoid the Kolkaryu.
* Go between the Piedmonts and jump to avoid the Kolkaryu (there may be other ways to avoid him.)
* Take the capsule; you can't come back and get it later.
* If you go on the top platform:
:* Avoid the Bendini Sister and the Kolkaryu when crossing the next platform.
:* On the moving platform, jump over the spike and avoid the Piedmont's attack.
:* Jump off.
* If you take the lower middle platform:
:* Dodge the Bendini Sister.
:* Back up when the Astromund attacks.
:* Dodge the Kolkaryu (not his attacks.) and don't stay a little to it's left (that's where it leaves).
:* Jump over the Old Sage and take the capsule hidden behind it.
* If you take the bottom platform:
:* Dodge the Bendini Sister, Piedmont, and Kolkaryu's attacks.
::*There's a powerup on the end of the second platform hidden behind the small platform. Get it on the way down.
* Dodge the Downtant's attack and the Bendini Sister.
* Dodge the Downtant's attack and the Bendini Sister, again.
* Jump down and over the pit, where a Downtant waits to shoot you. The next few parts are almost impossible.
* Walk over in the middle of the platform so you won't get hurt by the Downtants firing away. A Bendini Sister will attack, dodge that.
* Add to this- my stummy hurts, my tongue is green, and Pan Pan's been kidnapped.

Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5

DanielLC — Mon, 09 May 2005 23:09:38 GMT

DanielLC: 5.2 walkthrough

==Level 5- OH, THE MOON!==
''"[[1-Up]] proves he's just not a kid. But can he be The Guy?"''<br>

===Stage 5.1 (Transcript)===
''{Cut to view of the city.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN HEADQUARTERS... ''{the headquarters sparkle just a bit as the familiar (CHING!) noise is made.}''

''{Cut to inside of Stinkoman headquarters. Stinkoman is playing a video game. 1-Up walks in from the right.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' I NEED YOUR HELP RESCUING PAN PAN! I'M JUST A KID! MAYBE WHEN I'M OLDER...

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' NO WAY. I HELPED YOU OUT ON LEVEL 4. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN ON THIS ONE.

''{the camera zooms in to a shot of 1-Up's face}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' GULP! ''{he shows surprise}''

''{1-Up exits the building like Stinkoman did in level 3. He then walks ahead, and the scenery suddenly changes to the moon's surface, the two different areas divided by just a line. 1-Up does not seem perturbed by this sudden change.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW I'M ON THE MOOOOOOON! ''{makes a happy face}''
== Level 5.1 ==
Okay, this may not be easy.

*First, plow your way across a field of Bendini sisters. After that, make sure you kick the Chorch under the platform, but be sure he's in range. 1-up's attack only works close up where he can reach.
*Climb up the ladder and you'll meet a browntant. Dodge his attack and get close enough to kick him.
*Get on the moving platform. Be careful. An Astromund is coming. Since you can't attack it, just jump over it. Then be aware of the Kolkaryu coming up. Stay under it until it disappears.
*Grab the power crunch and get on the conveyor belt. Watch out for Old sages. Another Astromund is coming. Jump over it and kick the Choch cluster.
*Before you hit the Old sages on the wall, go down the ladder. Watch for the Jaro below.
*A Piedmont is over the ladder you need to get down. Wait for it to stop, then climb down.
*Watch out for the trapdoor. Just like in level 1.2, jump down when it's up, then jump onto solid ground immediatly.
*Another Bendini sister is coming. Dodge and move on.
*Uh Oh, a Downtant. Jump over his attack and kick him. Beware! He shoots out 5 shots in 5 different diretions.
*Grab the well deserved power crunch on the other side. Climb the ladder up. Don't go to the right just yet, it'll be explained.
*Right: there is a browntant shooting. Don't bother. Just dodge while jumping on the trapdoors on the right times. Grab the power crunch and turn back.
*Climb up the ladder and you'll meet some Chorches. Just kick 'em.
*Jump over the two Astromunds and be aware of the Downtants. Stay out of their range. (They aren't as simple as normal Kolkaryus. You need to be a little off to the side to survive).
*While you are running under the Downtants, an Astromund will run to you. Jump over him.
*Jump on the platform. Another Bendini sister will come. Stay to the left.
*Two Browntants side by side, really close together will fire. Jump at the right time(when one is flashing) and go down the ladder.
*Grab the power crunch resting on the ladder. Jump onto the conveyor belt and keep running. It faces left to a pit.
*There is a Piedmont. Jump off the first conveyor when he is off and proceed.
*Keep passing the conveyors. Be carful of a Downtant above you. Stay out of the way. Watch out for the Jaro under the Downtant.
*If you die, instead of saying "My stummy hurts," It says, "My tongue is green"

{{stub}}
[[Category:Stinkoman 20X6]]

== Level 5.2 ==
* Climb up the ladders, avoiding the Downtant's fire.
* Kick the Downtants to death before proceeding up each ladder.
:* If you get hurt on the way up the ladders you can jump off at the left for a capsule.
* As soon as you reach the top of the ladders, jump to the right, avoiding all of the spikes in the process.
* After running right, jump on to the first moving platform, wait for the Downtant to attach, jump to the next moving platform, and quickly jump to the stopped one.
:* If you go up, (which is easier and less risky), jump again and climb the ladder on the right, and jump to the moving platform between the Uptant's fire.
:* Jump up to the conveyor belts and start traveling to the left. Beware of the three Astromunds that come at you! Just jump over them and get to the next platform.
:* On that platform, there will be a Chorch waiting for you. Kick it and jump down the ladder.
::*It's much easier to jump off the right side of the platform, you can easily clear the Piedmonts and Kolkaryu.
* Move to the Piedmont, but move back quickly to avoid the Kolkaryu.
* Go between the Piedmonts and jump to avoid the Kolkaryu (there may be other ways to avoid him.)
* Take the capsule; you can't come back and get it later.
* If you go on the top platform:
:* Avoid the Bendini Sister and the Kolkaryu when crossing the next platform.
:* On the moving platform, jump over the spike and avoid the Piedmont's attack.
:* Jump off.
* If you take the bottom platform:
:* Dodge the Bendini Sister, Piedmont, and Kolkaryu.
::*There's a powerup on the end of the second platform hidden behind the small platform. Get it on the way down.
* Dodge the Downtant's attack and the Bendini Sister.
* Dodge the Downtant's attack and the Bendini Sister, again.
* Jump down and over the pit, where a Downtant waits to shoot you. The next few parts are almost impossible.
* Walk over in the middle of the platform so you won't get hurt by the Downtants firing away. A Bendini Sister will attack, dodge that.
* Add to this- my stummy hurts, my tongue is green, and Pan Pan's been kidnapped.

Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5

DanielLC — Mon, 09 May 2005 23:03:47 GMT

DanielLC:

==Level 5- OH, THE MOON!==
''"[[1-Up]] proves he's just not a kid. But can he be The Guy?"''<br>

===Stage 5.1 (Transcript)===
''{Cut to view of the city.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN HEADQUARTERS... ''{the headquarters sparkle just a bit as the familiar (CHING!) noise is made.}''

''{Cut to inside of Stinkoman headquarters. Stinkoman is playing a video game. 1-Up walks in from the right.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' I NEED YOUR HELP RESCUING PAN PAN! I'M JUST A KID! MAYBE WHEN I'M OLDER...

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' NO WAY. I HELPED YOU OUT ON LEVEL 4. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN ON THIS ONE.

''{the camera zooms in to a shot of 1-Up's face}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' GULP! ''{he shows surprise}''

''{1-Up exits the building like Stinkoman did in level 3. He then walks ahead, and the scenery suddenly changes to the moon's surface, the two different areas divided by just a line. 1-Up does not seem perturbed by this sudden change.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW I'M ON THE MOOOOOOON! ''{makes a happy face}''
== Level 5.1 ==
Okay, this may not be easy.

*First, plow your way across a field of Bendini sisters. After that, make sure you kick the Chorch under the platform, but be sure he's in range. 1-up's attack only works close up where he can reach.
*Climb up the ladder and you'll meet a browntant. Dodge his attack and get close enough to kick him.
*Get on the moving platform. Be careful. An Astromund is coming. Since you can't attack it, just jump over it. Then be aware of the Kolkaryu coming up. Stay under it until it disappears.
*Grab the power crunch and get on the conveyor belt. Watch out for Old sages. Another Astromund is coming. Jump over it and kick the Choch cluster.
*Before you hit the Old sages on the wall, go down the ladder. Watch for the Jaro below.
*A Piedmont is over the ladder you need to get down. Wait for it to stop, then climb down.
*Watch out for the trapdoor. Just like in level 1.2, jump down when it's up, then jump onto solid ground immediatly.
*Another Bendini sister is coming. Dodge and move on.
*Uh Oh, a Downtant. Jump over his attack and kick him. Beware! He shoots out 5 shots in 5 different diretions.
*Grab the well deserved power crunch on the other side. Climb the ladder up. Don't go to the right just yet, it'll be explained.
*Right: there is a browntant shooting. Don't bother. Just dodge while jumping on the trapdoors on the right times. Grab the power crunch and turn back.
*Climb up the ladder and you'll meet some Chorches. Just kick 'em.
*Jump over the two Astromunds and be aware of the Downtants. Stay out of their range. (They aren't as simple as normal Kolkaryus. You need to be a little off to the side to survive).
*While you are running under the Downtants, an Astromund will run to you. Jump over him.
*Jump on the platform. Another Bendini sister will come. Stay to the left.
*Two Browntants side by side, really close together will fire. Jump at the right time(when one is flashing) and go down the ladder.
*Grab the power crunch resting on the ladder. Jump onto the conveyor belt and keep running. It faces left to a pit.
*There is a Piedmont. Jump off the first conveyor when he is off and proceed.
*Keep passing the conveyors. Be carful of a Downtant above you. Stay out of the way. Watch out for the Jaro under the Downtant.
*If you die, instead of saying "My stummy hurts," It says, "My tongue is green"

{{stub}}
[[Category:Stinkoman 20X6]]

== Level 5.2 ==
* Climb up the ladders, avoiding the Downtant's fire.
* Kick the Downtants to death before proceeding up each ladder.
:* If you get hurt on the way up the ladders you can jump off at the left for a capsule.
* As soon as you reach the top of the ladders, jump to the right, avoiding all of the spikes in the process.
* After running right, jump on to the first moving platform, wait for the Downtant to attach, jump to the next moving platform, and quickly jump to the stopped one.
:* If you go up, (which is easier and less risky), jump again and climb the ladder on the right, and jump to the moving platform between the Uptant's fire.
:* Jump up to the conveyor belts and start traveling to the left. Beware of the three Astromunds that come at you! Just jump over them and get to the next platform.
:* On that platform, there will be a Chorch waiting for you. Kick it and jump down the ladder.
::*It's much easier to jump off the right side of the platform, you can easily clear the Piedmonts and Kolkaryu
* Move to the Piedmont, but move back quickly to avoid the Kolkaryu.
* Go between the Piedmonts and jump to avoid the Kolkaryu (there may be other ways to avoid him.)
* Take the capsule; you can't come back and get it later.
* If you go on the top platform:
:* Avoid the Bendini Sister and the Kolkaryu when crossing the next platform.
:* On the moving platform, jump over the spike and avoid the Piedmont's attack.
:* Jump off
::*There's a powerup on the end of the second platform hidden behind the small platform. Get it on the way down.
* Dodge the Downtant's attack and the Bendini Sister.
* Dodge the Downtant's attack and the Bendini Sister, again.
* Jump down and over the pit, where a Downtant waits to shoot you. The next few parts are almost impossible.
* Walk over in the middle of the platform so you won't get hurt by the Downtants firing away. A Bendini Sister will attack, dodge that.

Talk:Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5

DanielLC — Mon, 09 May 2005 22:54:04 GMT

DanielLC: nm

How in the world can you defeat every enemy.. I think you skip them.

I tried to add the walkthrough: ...
Before I posted someone else started thiers. Can someone merge these?
Nevermind.

Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5

DanielLC — Mon, 09 May 2005 22:52:41 GMT

DanielLC: merging my walkthrough (that I didn't have time to add) with this one.

==Level 5- OH, THE MOON!==
''"[[1-Up]] proves he's just not a kid. But can he be The Guy?"''<br>

===Stage 5.1 (Transcript)===
''{Cut to view of the city.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' STINKOMAN HEADQUARTERS... ''{the headquarters sparkle just a bit as the familiar (CHING!) noise is made.}''

''{Cut to inside of Stinkoman headquarters. Stinkoman is playing a video game. 1-Up walks in from the right.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' I NEED YOUR HELP RESCUING PAN PAN! I'M JUST A KID! MAYBE WHEN I'M OLDER...

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' NO WAY. I HELPED YOU OUT ON LEVEL 4. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN ON THIS ONE.

''{the camera zooms in to a shot of 1-Up's face}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' GULP! ''{he shows surprise}''

''{1-Up exits the building like Stinkoman did in level 3. He then walks ahead, and the scenery suddenly changes to the moon's surface, the two different areas divided by just a line. 1-Up does not seem perturbed by this sudden change.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW I'M ON THE MOOOOOOON! ''{makes a happy face}''
== Level 5.1 ==
Okay, this may not be easy.

*First, plow your way across a field of Bendini sisters. After that, make sure you kick the Chorch under the platform, but be sure he's in range. 1-up's attack only works close up where he can reach.
*Climb up the ladder and you'll meet a browntant. Dodge his attack and get close enough to kick him.
*Get on the moving platform. Be careful. An Astromund is coming. Since you can't attack it, just jump over it. Then be aware of the Kolkaryu coming up. Stay under it until it disappears.
*Grab the power crunch and get on the conveyor belt. Watch out for Old sages. Another Astromund is coming. Jump over it and kick the Choch cluster.
*Before you hit the Old sages on the wall, go down the ladder. Watch for the Jaro below.
*A Piedmont is over the ladder you need to get down. Wait for it to stop, then climb down.
*Watch out for the trapdoor. Just like in level 1.2, jump down when it's up, then jump onto solid ground immediatly.
*Another Bendini sister is coming. Dodge and move on.
*Uh Oh, a Downtant. Jump over his attack and kick him. Beware! He shoots out 5 shots in 5 different diretions.
*Grab the well deserved power crunch on the other side. Climb the ladder up. Don't go to the right just yet, it'll be explained.
*Right: there is a browntant shooting. Don't bother. Just dodge while jumping on the trapdoors on the right times. Grab the power crunch and turn back.
*Climb up the ladder and you'll meet some Chorches. Just kick 'em.
*Jump over the two Astromunds and be aware of the Downtants. Stay out of their range. (They aren't as simple as normal Kolkaryus. You need to be a little off to the side to survive).
*While you are running under the Downtants, an Astromund will run to you. Jump over him.
*Jump on the platform. Another Bendini sister will come. Stay to the left.
*Two Browntants side by side, really close together will fire. Jump at the right time(when one is flashing) and go down the ladder.
*Grab the power crunch resting on the ladder. Jump onto the conveyor belt and keep running. It faces left to a pit.
*There is a Piedmont. Jump off the first conveyor when he is off and proceed.
*Keep passing the conveyors. Be carful of a Downtant above you. Stay out of the way. Watch out for the Jaro under the Downtant.
*If you die, instead of saying "My stummy hurts," It says, "My tongue is green"

{{stub}}
[[Category:Stinkoman 20X6]]

== Level 5.2 ==
* Climb up the ladders, avoiding the Downtant's fire.
* Kick the Downtants to death before proceeding up each ladder.
:* If you get hurt on the way up the ladders you can jump off at the left for a capsule.
* As soon as you reach the top of the ladders, jump to the right, avoiding all of the spikes in the process.
* After running right, jump on to the first moving platform, wait for the Downtant to attach, jump to the next moving platform, and quickly jump to the stopped one.
:* If you go up, (which is easier and less risky), jump again and climb the ladder on the right, and jump to the moving platform between the Uptant's fire.
:* Jump up to the conveyor belts and start traveling to the left. Beware of the three Astromunds that come at you! Just jump over them and get to the next platform.
:* On that platform, there will be a Chorch waiting for you. Kick it and jump down the ladder.
* Move to the Piedmont, but move back quickly to avoid the Kolkaryu.
* Go between the Piedmonts and jump to avoid the Kolkaryu (there may be other ways to avoid him.)
* Take the capsule; you can't come back and get it later.
* If you go on the top platform:
:* Avoid the Bendini Sister and the Kolkaryu when crossing the next platform.
:* On the moving platform, jump over the spike and avoid the Piedmont's attack.
:* Jump off
* Dodge the Downtant's attack and the Bendini Sister.
* Dodge the Downtant's attack and the Bendini Sister, again.
* Add whatever you do after that on this walkthrough.

Talk:Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5

DanielLC — Mon, 09 May 2005 22:45:46 GMT

DanielLC: my walkthrough

How in the world can you defeat every enemy.. I think you skip them.

I tried to add the walkthrough:
== Level 5.2 ==
* Climb up the ladders, avoiding the Downtant's fire.
* Kick the Downtants to death before proceeding up each ladder.
:* If you get hurt on the way up the ladders you can jump off at the left for a capsule.
* As soon as you reach the top of the ladders, jump to the right, avoiding all of the spikes in the process.
* After running right, jump on to the first moving platform, wait for the Downtant to attach, jump to the next moving platform, and quickly jump to the stopped one.
:* If you go up, climb the ladder on the right, and jump to the moving platform between the Uptant's fire.
:* Jump over the Astromunds and kill the Chorch. Jump down the ladder.
* Move to the Piedmont, but move back quickly to avoid the Kolkaryu.
* Go between the Piedmonts and jump to avoid the Kolkaryu (there may be other ways to avoid him.)
* Take the capsule; you can't come back and get it later.
* If you go on the top platform:
:* Avoid the Bendini Sister and the Kolkaryu when crossing the next platform.
:* On the moving platform, jump over the spike and avoid the Piedmont's attack.
:* Jump off
* Dodge the Downtant's attack and the Bendini Sister.
* Dodge the Downtant's attack and the Bendini Sister, again.
* Add whatever you do after that on this walkthrough.
Before I posted someone else started thiers. Can someone merge these?

Talk:Scrolling Shooter Games Menu

DanielLC — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 18:31:08 GMT

DanielLC:

This page is being a pain in my butt. -- [[User:AgentSeethroo|AgentSeethroo]] 10:44, 11 Aug 2004 (MST)

:Yeah, it's a big page. Do you think we should split it up somehow? And I think that screenshot is too big. We need to get that thumbnail thing installed, it would work well here. And some of those Fun Facts aren't too good. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 11:37, 11 Aug 2004 (MST)

::Yeah, I just wanted to get something up so we could whittle it down to a good solid page. I'll weed out the crappy fun facts sometime, unless you wantsta do it. -- [[User:AgentSeethroo|AgentSeethroo]] 12:06, 11 Aug 2004 (MST)

:::Cool man. Which ever one of us gets to it first! -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 13:34, 11 Aug 2004 (MST)

Since nobody's ever bothered to add them, should I add the Message Bored games to this list? --[[User:TheNintenGenius|TheNintenGenius]] 13:08, 18 Sep 2004 (MST)

:Sure. But I see you already did. That's cool. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 13:22, 18 Sep 2004 (MST)

== Old Game Page Screen ==

Shouldn't that be a PNG? JPEGs are for photos, not screens from the site. [[User:Shadow Hog|Shadow Hog]] 18:24, 13 Nov 2004 (MST)
:Who cares? An image is an image. -- [[User:nintendorulez|nintendorulez]] 17:27, 12 Mar 2005 (MST)
::Well, NOBODY considering you replied four months late. :P --[[User:Shadow Hog|Shadow Hog]] 20:00, 12 Mar 2005 (MST)

== Old Games Menu Link ==

I think the external link to the old games menu should be removed. The article's about the shooter one, that has it's own wiki page. -- [[User:nintendorulez|nintendorulez]] 17:27, 12 Mar 2005 (MST)

The article states that 1-up describes eack game, but it's whoever space ship you're using at the moment. [[User:DanielLC|Daniel]] 11:31, 22 Mar 2005 (MST)

Talk:Kick The Cheat (game)

DanielLC — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 00:50:10 GMT

DanielLC: answer

How do you get The Cheat to fly through the air without scoring anything?
:Click anywhere on the screen and select the button using tab, then press enter.

Is there a list anywhere in what toons Strong Bad actually kicks The Cheat? For some reason, I can't think of many when he actually kicks The Cheat.

Talk:Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer

DanielLC — Mon, 07 Feb 2005 21:22:23 GMT

DanielLC: Question

Thank you to whomever posted a link to Coral Cache! It takes forever to load from the main site. -- [[User:FortyTwo|FortyTwo]] 19:46, 6 Feb 2005 (MST)

:I just downloaded it and copied the HTML source into a local file. It loaded almost instantly. [[User:woddfellow2|<nowiki></nowiki>]]—<tt>[[User:woddfellow2|<font color=teal>woddfellow2</font>]]|[[User talk:woddfellow2|<font color=teal>✎</font></tt>]] 19:52, 6 Feb 2005 (MST)

== Credits ==

I had this typed up for the credits:

<center>[[Videlectrix]] [[Videlectrix Films|Films]]

in relative association with

[[Thorax Corporation|Thorax Legitimate]] present

"Peasant's Quest: The Movie:

The Adventures of Rather Dashing

Or Trogdor's Big Movie"

[[Matt Chapman]] - Z. Gillispie - Lucky Yates

Matt Gribbon - [[Jackie Chapman]] - Rene Delefont

[[Jonathan Howe]] - [[Ryan Sterritt]] - Christian Danley

Editor: Ryan Sterrit - Cinematographer: Ryan Sterrit/[[Mike Chapman]]

Original Score: Mike Chapman / Jonathan Howe

Pterodactyl Wrangler: Matt Chapman - Cartograhper: [[Craig Zobel|R. Craig Zobel]]

Directed by [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Lem Sportsinterviews]]</center>

Now, I won't dispute the <nowiki><pre></nowiki> tags look much nicer, but since we're going with that, and those do NOT allow linking within them (I've tried, trust me) I was wondering where I could (or if I even should) put the links... --[[User:Shadow Hog|Shadow Hog]] 21:30, 6 Feb 2005 (MST)

:The links, when appropriate, can be put in Fun Facts. Note that many of them will already be linked elsewhere on the page, and links shouldn't be repeated. [[User:InterruptorJones|<nowiki></nowiki>]]<small>— [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]]</small>[[<nowiki></nowiki>]] 21:55, 6 Feb 2005 (MST)

== Fun Facts Image ==

Why is the picture of the end credits in the Fun Facts section? It feels, to me, like it clutters the page. Am I alone in this belief? --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 23:01, 6 Feb 2005 (MST)

:I put it there to accompany the transcription, because it doesn't appear in the toon long enough to read. [[User:InterruptorJones|<nowiki></nowiki>]]<small>— [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]]</small>[[<nowiki></nowiki>]] 23:52, 6 Feb 2005 (MST)
:: We didn't have a picture for the [[dangeresque 3]] credits, or any of the hundreds of things from [[2 emails]], or anything else save one picture at the top of each article. Why here? --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 00:12, 7 Feb 2005 (MST)

== Pictures ==

Should we not add pictures of the characters from this trailer into the character biographies? I think it would be a nice touch.--[[User:Lord Pikachon|Lord Pikachon]]

Why does Rather dashing scare gary if he meets both archers at the begining? [[User:DanielLC|Daniel]]