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Talk:Strong Man

Dagger — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 04:10:39 GMT

Dagger:

Should this article be moved to [[The Strong Man]]? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:24, 25 October 2005 (UTC)
:I'd say yes. I can't recall him being just 'Strong Man'. "No, it's not just ''the'' Strong Man holding a shovel." I'm all for a move. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::I don't know. While "The Strong Man" seems logical, the opening credits of Parsnips A-Plenty have him as just "Strong Man" (but have "The Homestar Runner" and "The Sneak"). {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 21:31, 25 October 2005 (UTC)
:::Okay, I set The Strong Man up as a redirect and remarked about the name in the article. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:37, 25 October 2005 (UTC)
::::That seems ray-zonable. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 21:38, 25 October 2005 (UTC)
:::::Works for me. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

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Could you say that The Strong Man resembles Donkey Kong?. He has crosses for teeth, and has limited animation for movement. is that enough for a reference?

No? {{User:Dagger/sig}} 04:10, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

User talk:Invisible Robot Fish

Dagger — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 21:41:28 GMT

Dagger:

all previous talk item have been temporarily removed for this week only!!!

=== Place all birthday card sigs here ===

^^^^Deadline is 8 am ET (13:00 UTC) Monday 10/30^^^^
'''FYI: I don't know why everyone thinks that I have all of these obscure fonts.''' {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 19:39, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

be clear who you are and what you want it to say. If your sig is a graphic, please post a link here. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 23:12, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

#I posted my image. I wasn't sure if you meant to upload the image to the Wiki or post a link to an oustide source. So I just did outside source. [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/matbdaytrog.png Matt Bday Card Image]--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 23:46, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
#I made mine [http://elcool.pbwiki.com/f/DndElcool.PNG here]. Hope it fits :) {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 10:34, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
#Here's [http://www.mrphlip.com/tmp/cornersig.png mine]... smallish, down in the bottom right corner, if you please. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:37, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
#I want mine to say 'Das654' but without the apostrophes. [[User:Das654|Das654]]
#[http://toastisnice.com/images/sig.jpg Here] is mine. Put it abywhere you like. - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 18:56, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
#[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/andsean/Signature.jpg My signature]. Please remove the '05, if you can. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
#:Done and [http://www.odua.org/images/Signature.png done]. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 11:48, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
#Make mine say "Thanks for not answering my emails—I mean, Happy B-day. —Ian M. AKA Trogga" --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 20:38, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
#Here's mine...I'm not sure which size image will be better, so here's a [http://www.geocities.com/vabeach2002dgh/Trey56_Matt_Bday_3.png normal-sized one] and a [http://www.geocities.com/vabeach2002dgh/Trey56_Matt_Bday_2.png bigger one]. Thanks for doing this! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 22:37, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
#<s>Type this in the font Gil Sans if possible: "Happy B-Day Matt, and thank you for creating the character that is Homestar Runner. Without You and your brother, this wiki wouldn't be possible."</s> {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 23:14, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
#:Actully Just use [http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3387/happybdaymattmq5.jpg this] instead. {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 00:16, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
#Please put mine there, too. Type in "As another year goes by, we’re all still here, analyzing your toons down to the smallest pixel. Happy B-day, Matt! -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']], aka Mary Lee Sauder" in American Typewriter if possible. Make sure my sig's in there. Thanks! -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] 16:19, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
#'''Updated 01:00, 29 October 2006 (UTC)''' [http://upload.team107.org/files/25/Cort%20S%20birthday%20card%20for%20matt.PNG Poof!] You may crop the image if it doesn't print well. Thanks. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 16:26, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
#The kind of sig I had last year is fine with me: Just my username in some gothic font. You can see how Mib did it [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments|here]]. That'd be great. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 16:35, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
#Here's my [http://www.hrwiki.org/temporary_files/mattbdaydotcomsig.png message and sig]. Thanks one million! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:29, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
#Here you go: [http://www.hrwiki.org/temporary_files/20061028_Matt_B-day_Tom_Sig.png message and sig]. Thanks. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 19:57, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
#Here is mine: [http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b204/Typhlode/mattattack.png]Don't ask me what it means. {{User:Salty/sig}} 20:20, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
#Here's mine: [http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/Venusy/MattBDayCardSig.png]. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 21:02, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
#Is it too late yet? i have very little idea how to convert to eastern time, and due to half term hls am not entirely sure what day it is. Anyway if not then: "Never mind the bullocks, they cant use the internet (stupid hooves!), Happy birthday Matt from DumbMuscle" [[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 21:25, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
#Here's mine: [http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9171/signatureld2.png]. {{User:Exhibit A/sig}} 21:51, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
#[http://s22.photobucket.com/albums/b329/ThunderbirdL17/th_Thanks.png Done and done]. It's small but legible on my computer, let me know if you need a larger image, or if that'll work. And don't forget to take pictures of the finished card before you send it off for us. Thanks IRF. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 21:53, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
#[http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m89/OakleyIsLoafing/combolations.png] That's all that's left of my ambitious "little drawing" ;-) Maybe I'll still update it before the deadline, though ;-)Thanks for volunteering to do all the work, IRF!{{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:09, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
#[http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4150/mattbdaysigzg1.jpg Here ya go!] {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:38, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
# Please make mine say, "Happy B-Day Matt. May all your wishes come true and... I.... forgot the second part. -TheDenzel"--[[User:TheDenzel|The Denzel]] 00:02, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
#lets shoot for a 'happy birfday' or something equally as stupid andor misspelled. -theflytape8490
# [http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/4319/nachosigsg1.png Here's] mine, IRF. - {{User:NachoMan/sig}}
# ''Happy Birthday, Matt! From Joshua and everyone else at the H*R Fanstuff Wiki'' - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 02:56, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
#What about this for the front? [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Matt_B-day_Cover.PNG Here] [[User:Strong Sader|Strong Sader]] 12:26, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
#'''(edited 12:43)''' Happy Birthday Matt - hope you have a SO GOOD time! I'll try to remember to bring you a shell or some sand. Eat a steak, Blendage, England I like that front cover too. [[User:Blendage|Blendage]] 12:28, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
#"Yo, Matt! Your cartoons have generated not just fun, but inspiration for us!" (Also, my sig on the fanstuff, the one I use more often, is linked [http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/MaraudingManiac/Ekulsig2.jpg here.] [[User:Ekul|Ekul]] 13:35, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
# Hey Matt! Your cartoons are awseome! I hope you use my pumpkin desing! -[[User:HeyMama|HeyMama]] 8:47, 29 October 2006
# Don't you hate receiving birthday cards from relatives you don't even know? This is just like that, only I'm not related to you! - [[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]]
# [http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/the_snitch_2/happyb-day.jpg hope it fits] and add my sig at the end plus (Marty) at the end of that. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 17:10, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
#"Have a fantastic day and keep up the good work! You and Mike are doing a great jorb! -The Chort" {{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:35, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
#"Keep on tranglin', Matt! May you never get the Black Lung. -Strong Sæd" [[User:Strong Sader|Strong Sader]] 18:53, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
#"Happy birthday Matt! Do your best and keep on being SO GOOD!!" -Kiwi [[User:Kiwi|Kiwi]] 14:42, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
#Thank you, Matt. For everything Homestar Runner. -[[User:Mipsyx|Mipsyx]]
#Heres my image =] [http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/3540/happybirthdaymattyb0.png] {{User:Dagger/sig}} 21:41, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

Talk:Main Page

Dagger — Thu, 07 Sep 2006 23:55:47 GMT

Dagger: 1500!

{{Main Page Talk}}

== PC World H*R mention ==
Congrats! SBemails have been mentioned as a "Vodcast" worth your time in the September 2006 PC World, on page 108! Here is the exact context.

*'''Strong Bad Email:''' Funny animated answers to mail. [[http://www.homestarrunner.com homestarrunner.com]]

Hope this sparks some interest. --[[User:66.82.9.80|66.82.9.80]] 12:46, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

*I have uploaded a scan of mine from that exact PCW page.

[[Image:Pcworld-hsr.jpg|180px]] and another one! [[Image:Pcworld-hsr2.jpg|180px]]
:And I was just reading that issue! (Admittedly, while on the wiki.) How did I miss that? Thanks 66.82.9.80 and On2see! {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 03:49, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
::Sad to say, I am on2see. (both 66.82.9.80 and on2see are same). As copied from a conversation I had with AbdiViklas on his talk page:

Thanks AbdiViklas! (just so you know, I was the one who created the real-world references for DVD version on garage sale, but if you look in recent changes it shows an IP) I realized you left me a welcome message on my talk page (I am on2see, I can't get Firefox to remember wiki cookies (any help appreciated)) Thanks again! On2see
*Glad you got a username! Now then—you mean you're having a problem staying logged in because Firefox won't use the cookies? (And by the way, brownie points and good karma to ya for using Firefox!) For me, if I go to the Tools menu, then Options, then the Privacy tab, I find the controls for cookies. My settings are "allow sites to set cookies," "for the originating site only," and keep "til they expire," and it seems to work fine for me. —AbdiViklas 20:34, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
**Well, I changed my settings, but now on some pages it shows I am logged in (ex. on the page that shows right after I log in) and, well, sometimes not... (ex. right now as I am editing your talk page, it shows my ip address and also says create an account or log in... But thanks for the quick response! You're my favorite Wikipedian (really!) Thanks, on2see
***Thanks! But what you're experiencing is still odd, and it would be nice to get it tracked down. One other thing: when I sign in, I usually select the "remember me" checkbox (since I'm using my own computer in my own apartment); if I hadn't, I'd need to sign in each time I re-open my browser. If you're using a private computer you might try that. Beyond that, you'll need the help of those who know more about these superboxes than I do, to figure out why your cookies are crumbling. —AbdiViklas 16:25, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

Can you help? --[[User:66.82.9.82|66.82.9.82]] 17:23, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

== Great Look! ==

Hey Homestar Runner Fans!

I am the the governor, er, owner, Landlord, ect of [http://www.wikiguitar.net Wiki Guitar].
This site looks awesome and it has some great enhancements that I would love to see at Wiki Guitar. Yasee folks, I am a guitar player - so I don't know how to do all this fancy stuff. Look at my site, it is dull and boring! I also want to note that I am a college student with no money, which is why there are ads on my site.

Anyway, I'm reaching out to the Homestar Runner Wiki people to give me a lift! I could never figure out how to do background images(like what you have on the main page), and I do have a slight problem with spam. The letter verification thinger is awesome!

I also heard about this thing called 'bots'. I know nothing about them, but they sound helpful!

By the way, I am a Homestar Runner fan. I think Homestar Runner Wiki and WikiGuitar should be friends.

Well, to finish up, if theres anyone willing to give me a boost, I'll get you whatever you need to edit my site and fix it up. So shoot me an e-mail at Danielecook@gmail.com and let me know if you could help me with it, maybe I could help you out too...Webhosting, wiki, email, domain name registration, ect.

:Hi there Daniel. Background images are a simple matter of [[Wikipedia:Cascading Style Sheets|CSS]]. Have a look at [http://www.w3schools.com/css/default.asp a CSS tutorial] (their [http://www.w3schools.com/css/css_background.asp background page] will get you started on the background image) and go nuts.
:More information on the bot you speak of can be found at [[Meta:Using the python wikipediabot]]. You'll probably want to join their [http://sourceforge.net/mail/?group_id=93107 mailing list] and ask further questions there.
:As for being wiki friends, you're more than welcome to join and start contributing to our wiki. Take care. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 17:41, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey thats good stuff! I'll be looking into it. {{unsigned|Decstuff|17:51, 12 August 2006 (UTC)}}

Ough! I can't get this CSS stuff to work! Where is the CSS file that HRwiki is referring to in the directory? I can't figure out what file it is referencing to get those images...So which CSS file do I edit is what I'm asking.

[[User:Decstuff|Decstuff]] 01:18, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

:Since you're on MediaWiki [http://www.wikiguitar.net/index.php?title=Special:Version version 1.6.3], you can either edit [http://www.wikiguitar.net/index.php?title=MediaWiki:Monobook.css MediaWiki:Monobook.css] or move some of that to [http://www.wikiguitar.net/index.php?title=MediaWiki:Common.css MediaWiki:Common.css] and edit that. I'd also recommend upgrading to at least the latest in the 1.6 line, as there have been four security/bug fix releases since 1.6.3, see [[MW:MediaWiki|mediawiki.org]] for details. You should also probably check out the [[MetaWikiPedia:Help:Contents|MediaWiki documentation]], as that will help you with using the software to its full potential. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 03:06, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

== Is Homestar Runner done? ==

It said in the 10th anniversery cartoon, 1996-2006. Does that mean www.homestarrunner.com is dead? - [[User:65.6.33.213|65.6.33.213]]

:I don't really think that The Brothers Chaps will stop now. Just wait 'till Monday. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 18:58, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
:No, Homestarrunner.com is not dead. It has just hit a major anniversary is all (but time may prove me wrong) - {{User:Raptor5ix/sig}} 19:03, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
:They have to make money somehow. If they quit Homestar Runner, they will have to get real, boring desk jobs. :P —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 19:14, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
::There's a quote from The Simpsons I like to use whenever this topic turns up. As Troy McClure said at the end of ''The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular [3F31]'':
::''"Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?"''
::See? Same logic applies here, except the bit about the gambling debts. Don't worry. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 21:07, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
:That's just the normal way of displaying the years for such an anniversary. There is not even the slightst reason for any speculation here.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 22:08, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
:::Besides, surely the Chapman brothers would of released some kind of information regarding this topic. Or it would of leaked from another source. You jumped to conclusions I think.

== Not everything is a reference ==

I would just like to throw this out there, in the hopes that a few people might see it and actually read it.

Not everything is a reference. Homestar Runner has been out there 10 years now, they've made probly hundreds of hours of animation/voices and stuff and you are very easily going to be able to find SOMETHING that SORTA sounds like just about every line in any new toon.

Secondarily to that, its a great big world out there and you're gonna be able to find something that sorta sounds like any line in a new toon. The thing that leaps to mind is the marshmallow slogan "made from the best stuff" and someone said that was like Snapple's slogan "The best stuff on earth is in here" What is that, two words? I dont want to sound angry on here cuz this isnt in direct response to anything.

I was a long time contributor to the wiki-ish thing they had for Futurama and i noticed that people were just DESPERATE to have ANYTHING in there that they contributed. Now that wiki put the contributor's name there, so i don't really see why people are so crazy to get something in here.

Anyway, take it easy, try to keep in mind that the goal here is to provide a recounting of the toon, not to have paralysis by analysis and scrutinize everything and link every word to wikipedia.

Thanks,
JamesDean

:James, I'm sure most people would agree with you when you say that not everything is a reference. In particular, we should assume that things that are wild stretches are ''not'' references. On the other hand, there are a great many things that ''are'' references, and, as long as we're making this wiki anyway, I think I'm going to go ahead and scrutinize each toon to find the legitimate ones. Also, I have not noticed an over abundance of Wikipedia links. If you have, perhaps you could say in particular where you've seen them. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:48, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

== Attack of the Show Mentions Homestarrunner.com ==

Yesterday, on [[Wikipedia:Attack of the Show!|Attack of the Show!]], one of the MySpace girls had "raised by a cup of coffee" in their profile. On the air, somebody exclaimed:

'''Female Wrestler:''' Oh! I know where that's from! She stole it from Strong Bad...or...it wasn't Strong Bad that said it, I don't know who it was.

'''Kevin:''' Was it The Cheat? Nah, The Cheat just meeps.

Cool, huh? -[[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]] 16:48, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

:Of course, but this sort of thing really belongs in [[Television Sightings]] rather than here. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 16:53, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

== Just Kinda Wonderin'... ==

If the unofficial slogan of the HRWiki is "You Might Not Get Banned!", then what IS our official slogan? -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|Brightstar Shiner]] 20:56, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
:We don't have one. And "You Might Not Get Banned!" doesn't really count as a unofficial sloagan, as the only place it is used is the Uncyclopedia article. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 21:00, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
:: We could copy Videlectrix's: "We use a Wiki... to document Homestar Runner!" :p --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:07, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
:::Jeez Venusy, I know it's not our OFFICIAL unofficial slogan. Jay's idea is pretty fun, though (can't you tell when I'm kidding?). -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|Brightstar Shiner]] 21:19, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

::::One slogan type deal is that we are "[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:About&oldid=364564 the best place to learn everything about the cartoons (and just about anything else) on HomestarRunner.com]". -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 21:29, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
:::::Ooo! Ooo! And the "It's Dot Org!" on the page you linked to is pretty swell as well. -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|Brightstar Shiner]] 21:51, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
::::::I got one. "More stuff about Homestarrunner.com than you or your grandmother could handle!" {{User:Ten Ten/sig}} 22:00, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Well, we've done pretty well without a slogan other than "If you've found this knowledge base useful, please consider making a donation." But should we choose one, then I'd prefer "It's dot org!" Short and to the point. Not as funny as Jay's suggestion, but it would confuse less people. {{User:Loafing/sig}} 22:09, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
::::::::You're right about "It's Dot Org!" It's source is in the First Time Here video, so more people would get it. I actually find that to be funnier than the Videctrix thing. -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|Brightstar Shiner]] 22:21, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

::::::::It's pretty good, but I don't think it exactly conveys what exactly we are. A little modification and it would be perfect. How about "It's dot wiki!" I'm pretty sure I got that from Lapper's userpage, but it might have been someone else's.

== 1500! ==

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9060/1500bs1.jpg
yeah i thought that was noteworthy hah. soo heres a picture for all generations of HRWiki-ers to come =] {{User:Dagger/sig}} 23:55, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

User talk:Captin Shmit

Dagger — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 02:26:47 GMT

Dagger: holaaa!

Hello. Please keep your userpage in the "User:" namespace. That is, do not move the page so as to remove the "User:" from it. That being said...

Welcome to the Homestar Runner Wiki! If you need any help, feel free to ask [[User talk:BazookaJoe|me]] or any others on the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|welcoming committee]]. You can also post questions on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].

Here are some tips to get you started:
* If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to frequently asked questions, check out the [[Help:Contents|help]] page.
* Before you do any significant editing, be sure to familiarize yourself with our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]].
* If you're not sure what you can do to help out, head over to [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]].
* If you're looking for more community interaction, you can also register over at our [http://forum.hrwiki.org forum].
* Above all, be sure to '''be bold''' and have fun!

Feel free to delete this message when you're done reading it. Afterall, your [[hRWiki:User space|user page]] belongs to you. I hope this information is helpful, and that you'll have a good experience contributing to our knowledge-base and our community. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] and the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|HR Wiki Welcoming Committee]]

==Preview==

Hey captian, Instead of saving you can just hit preview and see what your edit would look like. Keep up the good work though.

{{User:Pertmywert/sig}} 06:06, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== holaaa! ==

Hey Joe! Its Julianaa i so totally found your user page(its hard not to find it when captin shmit is your username for everyythinggg lol) well ttyl! {{User:Dagger/sig}} 02:26, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

Talk:No Hands On Deck!

Dagger — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 05:30:52 GMT

Dagger: /* Is this a 10 year anniversary reference? */

== What does "in progress" mean? ==

Folks, please note the <nowiki>{{inprogress}}</nowiki> template - Thunderbird is already working on the transcript, and rather than have him and everyone run into endless edit conflicts, please respect the template. K? Thanks. There are other sections we can work on. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 16:10, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
: Hey, only reason ''I'' messed with it was because of some [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=No_Hands_On_Deck%21&diff=356571&oldid=356568 sloppy edit] undoing what Thunderbird started. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:28, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
::Understood. I'm waiting for the notice to go down to correct the image extension from PNG to png myself. It was right at one point... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 16:32, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
:::Meh. Whatever. It's not like it was pretty much my only chance to ever do an actual transcription of a visual toon. I'm sure I'll have another chance in another two years of wiking or so. Though it is darn annoying when you spend 10 minutes transcribing a toon, only to find out that one edit prior, somebody else already transcribed the same section, despite the in progress template. Maybe if I hadn't actually bothered to look for the Cardboard Marzipan precident, I would have got my revision out first. Oh well, I guess fastest transcriber wins, or something like that. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 16:57, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
::::'''Nobody''' wins when it's a contest in someone's mind. We're here to serve the HRWiki first, our pitiful little egos second, and slipshod work that has to be rewritten is less valuable to this user than a careful edit which lasts, all other things being equal. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 17:00, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::Agreed, but I think there's some merit to combining the best elements of two edits as well if there are important differences between them. -[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 20:28, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::True, but what we were discussing was the "screw-the-other-guy" push to be the one who can transcribe the toon (presumably to brag about it on a user page). That's a little different. Observing the <nowiki>{{inprogress}}</nowiki> is important, wouldn't you agree? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:31, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Oh, of course. What I meant was that if an edit conflict ends up happening, we should make the best of it. But I totally agree that the progress tag is important, and I apologize if I was confusing. -[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 07:07, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

== Feeding ducks through a tube ==

This is probably a reference to force-feeding geese in order to harvest their livers for foie gras. This has come under attack by animal rights activists recently.

:Yup, see [[No Hands On Deck!#Explanations]]. Thanks. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 17:51, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

== Added to main page? ==

lol the toon came out the morning but its not on any of the main pages but it iz in the toons menu
iz this the 1st thime that's happened? {{User:Rabb/sig}}
:It is on the main pages, all of them.... {{User:Salty/sig}} 18:23, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
::I see "New Short Toon" in a red oval... clear your cache? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:24, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

== But will it play in Chicago? ==

I question the relevance of the mention of Chicago's ban on foie gras. One, this toon is not made near Chicago; while it's a story on the news all over, it's not directly relevant to Atlanta. Two, they started this days ago, and the comment fits neatly into Marzipan's character even if there was no Chicago news today. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:39, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

:I didn't include that bit when I [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=No_Hands_On_Deck%21&diff=356657&oldid=356655 first wrote the fact] because I didn't know about it. Heck, I didn't even know about foie gras until I did some research on tubes and ducks. When I saw the bit about the Chicago ban was [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=No_Hands_On_Deck%21&diff=356682&oldid=356681 added] then [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=No_Hands_On_Deck%21&diff=356684&oldid=356682 removed] and then [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=No_Hands_On_Deck%21&diff=356685&oldid=356684 re-added], I beefed it up a [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=No_Hands_On_Deck%21&diff=356693&oldid=356686 teesy bit], but I can probably take it or leave it. What do others think? -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 18:50, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
::Just to clarify - the tube bit is clearly a reference to foie gras and the controversy. It's just the specific tie-in to today's news from Chicago that seems a stretch. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:53, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
:::I support this fact. TBC said in interviews that what they like most about doing cartoons on the internet, is that they can change stuff in the last minute. Maybe Marzi used to say something else, and was changed in light of the Chicago thing. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 18:56, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
::::I like it. {{User:Csours/sig}} 19:28, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::There was an article in our paper about the impending ban three weeks ago, so they could easily have heard about it by toonmaking time. If not a reference, I'd bet it's at least inspired by the ban.[[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]]
::::::The Chicago story was on the front page of cnn.com this morning (possibly earlier too). {{User:Trey56/sig}} 04:37, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

== I'm not Rapaport ==

I swear, they do this because we debate this stuff. Remember the "Mr. Chechov" controversy? Well, here we are again.

Now that we have an egg showing the spelling of "Rappaport", is it a reference to Michael Rapaport at all, or just the play? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 19:41, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

:I'm still not convinced it's a reference to either of them - it seems too vague to be a reference to that play, and it can't be the actor because of the spelling. I'm on the fence (or maybe on the deck?) about it. -[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 07:09, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

== Prescription ==

Strong Sad could have been talking about a contact lens prescription.

:No, He meant his medication. He thought that he was just seeing this (not with his eyes, that is). Also, you don't wear contacts in bed.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:52, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
::And in case you needed anything more, it was established in [[funny]] that Strong Sad takes some kind of medication and that it can have some pretty powerful effects judging by his reaction to Strong Bad's behavior. [[User:PolarBoy|PolarBoy]] 23:26, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

== handbill image ==
i uploaded an image of the hand bill, but i do not know how to put it on the page or where, or know what the protocol is for adding images, ie what type do we typically add/leave off. anyway, could someone discuss this for me? here is the image:
[[Image:Deckhandbill.png]]{{User:Csours/sig}} 21:39, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
:Add'd. See if you can figure out where? --[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]
::got it {{User:Csours/sig}} 05:04, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

==Bubs Likes to Dance, Right?==
When is the last time we have seen him dance?" [[User:Catman87|Catman87]]
:The moves we see are from [[Dancing Bubs]], which is already noted. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:56, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
::If I'm not mistaken, he was last seen dancing in [[disconnected]], but it's not fun fact worthy, as he didn't say anything in the toon about not dancing in a while like Homestar did about melonade. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 16:42, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

== Deckeman or Duckie-man? ==

Deckeman sounds like the name the prince of town (flashback) gave Homestar which is Duckie-man or however you spell it. Should it be noted or am I thinking about this too much? {{User:Steve/sig}} 00:56, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:Homestar's nickname in [[flashback]] was Duckshirt, not Duckieman. So no, I don't think it's a reference. {{User:Saturn/sig}} 02:33, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::The POT does say, "and the duckie-man is the winner!" But I still think this is a stretch because they don't sound ''that'' similar. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:37, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:It says "Deckeman" because that's how Homestar spells it earlier in the toon. -[[User:154.35.47.59|154.35.47.59]] 06:23, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

== Second Homestar? ==

OK, so the first time Homestar runs away from Cardboardzipan, is that a second Homestar under the table, saying "I've got to find me a new girlfriend?" Or, did he run...in a rather odd direction?

:The second - this happens all the time; see [[Summer Short Shorts]] for an example of Strong Bad doing it. While we're here, the second possible "twin" Homestar sighting was in the stylized "hammer and saw" montage. I really can't see how that'd count, though. It's a montage, these things happen. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:35, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

::These two instances aren't nearly so identical as you claim, Qermaq, though it's an instructive comparison. In [[Summer Short Shorts]] the "second" Strongbad breaks the third wall in the manner of a voice-over narrator of a documentary talking about footage in which he appears. So in that case, he's not really a "second" Strongbad but the same Strongbad speaking at a later date in the manner of an aside or DVD commentary. In No Hands On Deck!, the "second" Homestar appears in the same temporal sequence so he can make faux-Marzipan move in the manner of any puppeteer or ventriloquist. In this case, as with Strongbad in Summer Short Shorts, there isn't really a second Homestar. And in both cases the unexpected appearence of the same character has the effect of calling attention to the artificiality of what we're watching: a show, put on (often ineptly) for our entertainment, and not simply events in an alternate universe. So there is a meaningful similarity. But the effect is accomplished differently: as a reference to puppetry/ventriloquism, rather than a reference to documentaries/DVD commentary. [[User:Henebry|Henebry]] 12:53, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::: Um, wrong toon. You are pretty clearly referring to [[keep cool]]. I think Qermaq is referring to the first short in [[Summer Short Shorts]], where Strong Bad dashes across the room suddenly while encouraging The Cheat to eat "ONE MORE!" French fry. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 13:04, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::: (Edit conflict) Are you getting confused with [[keep cool]]? The [[Summer Short Shorts]] appearance is, I think, the "Did you hear the latest news?" line. I think Homestar annoying Strong Bad in [[Bug in Mouth Disease ]] is a better example, or getting the powdered herbs and spices in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]... In both, Homestar leaves in one direction and immediately enters from another. It's just, as DorianGray said, [[Wikipedia:cartoon physics|cartoon physics]]. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:05, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::::Yeah, I had always assumed it was the same Homestar, just moving around "behind the black" incredibly fast. Let's not forget how he zapped around from place to place in [[long pants]] either. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 14:05, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::Incase anyone's wondering, if u squeeze the window really narrow you can see behind the black frame and see that its just Homestar's head and it doesnt even move while he talks. Clearly that is not a twin of Homestar
::::::In case the poster above checks this again: Things "behind the black" don't really count as "reality" within a cartoon; if they did we'd have people missing arms or legs 'n' stuff all the time. And by the way, a much easier way to check it out is with a [http://www.eltima.com/products/flashdecompiler/ Flash decompiler]. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 03:10, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::An even easier way is to install [[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|this Greasemonkey script]] and turn on the "show outside the frame" option... but no, it makes sense it's just Homestar's non-talking head... why bother to animate it it virtually noone (and noone who watches it properly) will see? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:38, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::::"turn on the "show outside the frame" option" - can you direct me to a help file on how to do that? I see pause, back and forth, in and out, and that's it. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:57, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::Yes, Qermaq, there's a painfully obvious icon in the upper left. NERD!!! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:58, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:Of course, it could be this guy:[[Image:mustachioedHR.png]], first featured in [[Senorial Day]]. [[User:PolarBoy|PolarBoy]] 16:29, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

== Sitting girl thing. ==
What do you hear? Homestar's speech was never the crispest dialogue, but I hear '''sitting'''. It's been changed back and forth more than once today. Peoples? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 02:51, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:Homestar's mouth movements accomodate two syllables. A very clear "sitting." This one's not even close. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 03:03, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

::Frame 79-80 Look
::Frame 82-83 girl
::Frame 85 thing
::Frame 87 a
::Frame 89-91 cross
::Frame 93 from
::Frame 95-97 me

::Where is there an extra mouth movement? Visual seems to be the right syllable count. We need to rely on audio here. When I play from frame 85, I can hear "ing", but not from frame 86. So 85 and 87 cannot possibly be "sit" and "ting".

::And while last night "thing" sounded exactly right, I can this morning hear why "sitting" seems right ar well. This reminds me of all the times we've had "s"s turn up when they shouldn't - Flash audio seems to add a degree of sibilance to the sound, resulting in a very lisp-like rendition of what was said. Thing is, this is one of those things that's never going to be obvious, no matter how "not even close" one person declares it. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:16, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:::try this [[Image:Gewlthing.ogg]]. its girl thing... {{User:Csours/sig}} 13:35, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::::i looked in that same thing and i heard an "s". i am pretty sure it is girl sitting across from me. [[User:Jhonka|Jhonka]]
:::::I hear '''thing'''. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 16:37, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::Sitting. Absolutely. {{User:Salty/sig}} 17:09, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Agree. I distinctly hear two syllables. Thus, sitting. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::::Sitting. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:45, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

:::::::::I hear "sitting". -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 21:28, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::for future debates, would it be a appropriate to link the transcript to this kind of discussion? also you ppl are all wrong. {{User:Csours/sig}} 05:28, 16 August 2006 (UTC) well except for qermaq and cool.
:::::::::::I heard "sitting", mainly because the /i/ sound seemed to have a stop in the middle - but pulling out the sound with a decompiler and isolating the word in Audacity, I see it's only one syllable long, and listening to it on its own sounds much more like "thing". So I vote for "thing". {{User:Phlip/sig}} 06:10, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::::I hear "sitting" (admittedly with a lisp). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:12, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::::::hears some more ear candy for all you'se guys. also, how do i list this better? since its not an image. btw its from cool things. where homestar actually does say sitting. to compare/contrast. [[Image:Sittingoncoolthings.ogg]] {{User:Csours/sig}} 06:15, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::::::At first I heard "thing," but after going back and listening several times, I can hear both. I think "thing" is funnier but "sitting" makes more sense. Sounds like it would make a good qotw to me, though. [[User:So makey outy|So makey outy]] 06:20, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::Look at [[:Image:Gewlthing.png]], a breakdown of the speech, to complement my original post above. "Sitting" would be normally be pronounced /sɪtɪŋ/ ([[Wikipedia:IPA chart for English|IPA]]), or, with Homestar's speech impediment, /sɪ.ɪŋ/, with just a stop between the /ɪ/s. There is no stop in the word, it's just /sɪŋ/, or /θɪŋ/, as Qermaq mentioned, /θ/ can mutate into /s/ under heavy MP3 compression. So, it's either "thing" or "sing", but not "sitting". {{User:Phlip/sig}} 06:44, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::I agree with all that technical business, having done my own research and achieved similar results. When I listen to the word in the context of the toon itself, however, I ''still'' always hear "sitting". — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 11:53, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:::Could it be that they skipped a syllable of mouth movements because the words are slurred together? I'm thinking it's possible that sit'''ting a'''cross could have one jaw drop. After all, that's what ''we'' do when we speak that phrase. So if that is true, then "sitting" could very well be technically accounted for. Also, what audio medium are you guys using? Speakers or a headset? A headset is without argument the better way to listen to it. On this computer, I have speakers, and it's hard to tell what he's saying, but my headsets in a quiet room downstars give me an easier time. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 13:06, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
I've refused to take a position yet because I don't have the time at the moment to give it a fair trial. If someone else weighed in after two minutes of effort, I'd take their opinion with a grain of salt too. But for what it's worth, my cursory listening sounds like two syllables—specifically I hear two vowel sounds, a short and a long "i". —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 16:39, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

==I Can Be the Orphan==

Is Coach Z's orphan impersination a reference to Oliver or another musical? [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 04:31, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
: Annie. As long as there is more than one major musical with an orphan (and there is) this would be TTATOT. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:07, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::But if the reason he brings up orphans is that so many musicals involve them, is THAT worth mentioning? After all, the two musicals mentioned here are very famous, so does anyone think they might have influenced the coach's idea? -[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 07:11, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:::What are the two mentioned here? I see one. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:20, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::::Jay mentioned [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083564/ Annie].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 09:21, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::I see it now, I must be a little sleepy. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:24, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::I immediately thought of Oliver, then a moment later Annie. But maybe the reason everybody thinks of Oliver first is the cap? —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 14:10, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:::"Where is my Mudder, dee doo," is an obvious reference to "Where is Love" in Oliver. The song is Oliver requesting someone to care for him like his mother would have, thus, "Where is my Mudder, dee doo". --[[User:71.35.152.110|71.35.152.110]] 17:46, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
::::Isn't the joke that Coach Z wants to be "the" orphan because he thinks that every musical has one? [[User:PolarBoy|PolarBoy]] 23:34, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

==FCUSA==
Can someone edit it, and make it say that FCUSA is a reference to Free Country USA please?
i just don't have the time right now...

:FCUSA is not a reference to Free Country, USA. It is an initialism for it. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:17, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Might the acronym also be an allusion to the clothing retailer French Connection U.K. (which has a rather risqué acronym that they put on t-shirts and their signage)?

== nails ==

[[wikipedia:Galvanized nails|Galvanized nails]] and [[wikipedia:Vulcanized nails|Vulcanized nails]] have no articles at 'Kipedia. Neither ''Galvanised'' or ''Vulcanised'' I've put them on my watchlist so vandals beware. The population of nails have tripled in recent years. [[User:216.106.180.138|216.106.180.138]] 13:18, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:However, it does have articles on [[Wikipedia:galvanization|galvanization]] and [[Wikipedia:vulcanization|vulcanization]] (both linked to in the article, under [[No Hands On Deck!#Explanations|Explanations]])... and given what it actually is, I doubt 'kipedia would reccommend vulcanized nails... they wouldn't be particularly stable... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:40, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::when you find an article on vulcanized nails, ill buy you a pizza. or a trophy. or a pizza trophy. or a pit's atrophy.{{User:Csours/sig}} 13:45, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:::I looked at [[Wikipedia:Deck_(building)|deck building]] and it says nothing about nails either. So much for THAT reference. HR prob isn't reading the actual wikipedia. {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 15:38, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::::Yay for Stephen Colbert. And by the way, Csours, Pit's a trophy in Super Smash Brothers Melee: [http://nindb.classicgaming.gamespy.com/dol/images/cam/gal/gal_ms-t26.jpg check here]. And yed, in case you were wondering, I DO have too much random video game information. -[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 06:27, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::you get a vulcanized nail for finding that. well, as soon as [[User:Phlip|Phlip]] finds some. {{User:Csours/sig}} 13:26, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::The [[Wikipedia:Nail_(engineering)|Wikipedia article about nails]] mentions galvanized nails, citing them as "treated for resistance to corrosion and/or weather exposure", which would make them perfect for building a deck. Of course that means that either 'Kipedia is not the same thing as Wikipedia or Homestar is just talking out of his butt. Neither alternative is surprising, but it does mean that galvanized nails sound pretty legit. Also, NFITC, that link is a little misleading; It's an article about decks, not building them. [[User:PolarBoy|PolarBoy]] 23:47, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::::galvanized nails are good for building decks. only prablem is if you use acq treated lumber, and here is why: acq contains a pretty good amount of copper, and galvanized nails are coated with zinc. when zinc and copper meet across a solution, ie rainwater, electricity happens. it is a very tiny amount, but it is enough to eat the nails pretty quickly (from a building's pov). so they are legit, but still kind of funny and ignorant. {{User:Csours/sig}} 23:54, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

== Loadinating the Websites! ==

On the Irregular Loading Screen page is says that loadinate might be a reference to burninate. How can "Loadinate" not be a reference to "Burninate"?! I think it should be moved from Trivia to Inside References, but not while the ILS page says "might be". {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 15:42, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

== Deck-Building Sequence Stub ==

Can someone please add more detail to the Deck-Building-Sequence bit of the transcript? You know, the bit with all the hammers and stuff? I was gonna do it myself but so much happens and it's really hard and I'm too lazy. You know how it is. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 15:58, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:I'll do it. Hang on a mo'. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::And now it's done. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::You missed a few details. I added them. I was working on it while you were and had an edit conflict. {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 18:24, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

==Apothecary==

Apothecary was last mentioned in [[2 emails]]. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 18:40, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
: No, it wasn't. It was last mentioned in [[theme song]]. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:11, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
: PS. That wasn't an invitation to add it to the page. Sure, it's not a common word, but it's still a WORD. Either we should make a page for it (which I can actually see, since it's been used three times in rather unusual contexts) or just leave it be. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:24, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::I made a page for it, but someone wants it deleted. Go to [[Apothecary]] and tell me what you think.
:::'''Update:''' The page is not being contested at this time. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:11, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

== Impossible ==

I put in the real life references, originally, though someone took it out, that the floating objects at the end are Escher-like impossible objects. Any reason why this shouldn't be there? Good ol' Escher. I didn't put it in, but he was an actual "Dutch Master" instead of a "Deutsch Master."

:Uhh, why are they impossible objects? Just because you can't have floating wood? Thats hardly incongruent with the Homestar Runner universe. Stranger things have happened. I also can't place ANY resemblence between clouds surrounded with wood to MC Escher.

::I took them out because the clouds are no impossible objects. I'm quite familiar with the works of Escher and Penrose, etc. Those clouds don't even try to be impossible in that sense. Sure, the two swirly bits point in different directions, but there is no indication that they are both supposed to sit flat on that connecting beam. {{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:54, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

:::In fact, the clouds are presumably in three dimensions, and not perfectly spheroid (there could easily be 'dents'). So, it's impossible to say whether or not the wood actually matches the contour of the clouds. And as it's physically impossible to line clouds with decking anyway, we must rite this off to cartoon physics anyhow. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:10, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

== Tony's pizza? ==

[[Image:Coach's Tonys.png|thumb|Coach's Tonys]]
[[Image:Tony.jpg|thumb|left|Tha actual Tony]]
I question the comparison of the Tony Award to pizza. Here's blurry photographic evidence. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:51, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:You know, the trophies do look kinda PBTC. Mabye The Cheat counterfitted those trophies.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 12:13, 17 August 2006 (UTC)


{{clear}}

== 'uestion about 'reviation of 'kipedia ==

Hey, am I the only one wondering whether "'kipedia" was not in fact Homestar abbreviating, but the scene cutting to him mid-word? I.e. "...-kipedia" instead of "'kipedia"? —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 03:15, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:During the sliding transition scene, Homestar's mouth is closed. So if he was getting cut in mid-word, he was taking a little bit longer than usually between the "wick" and the "kee". - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 03:34, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

== itchy glitchy ==

once you get the lockers and can click the handle, you can still click where it was after the scene changes once
:yea, i had it on there and some1 deleted it.{{User:Csours/sig}} 23:28, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

== Is this a 10 year anniversary reference? ==

In a [[R!OT Radio Interview 1|radio interview]], Mike said:

<blockquote>... we were working in the Olympics one day in 1996, and, uh, had a day off, and were bored, and wanted to do something, so we, uh, created the, uh, characters and made a little book, and, uh, that was pretty much it. We went to Kinko's, and made about ten copies for our friends. And, uh, you know, a few years later, we, uh, we decided to make a website. Pretty much the rest is history.</blockquote>

This toon is 10 years and a few weeks from the '96 Olympics in Atlanta. So, could the "original" Homestar" appearance ("Marshmallows!") be a reference to the 10-year anniversary of the creation of Homestar Runner? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:23, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

:Hmmm, there are no marshmallows in the [[Original Book]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 02:31, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

::Yes, but there is that design of Homestar. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:47, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

:::Um no there isnt. That design of Homestar is around luau time. That and the orignal book Homestar are different. {{User:Dagger/sig}} 05:30, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Talk:Main Page

Dagger — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 02:36:23 GMT

Dagger: /* Wiki acting slow?? */

{{Main Page Talk}}

__TOC__
==Wiki title==

I think we should move this page to [[Homestar Runner Wiki]] (click the link to see what it could look like). That way, it will show the actual title of the wiki instead of boring ol' "Main Page" (which of course would be left as a redirect). The [[MW:|MediaWiki]] front page is an excellent example of how it could be. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:24, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I really like the idea. It shows exactly who we are upon entering. If I was in charge, I'd've done it from th' start. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::I also support the idea, maybe we should make Main Page a dis. page, though, for [[Main Pages]] and Homestar Runner Wiki. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 01:30, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:Support. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 01:33, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:::Rogue Leader: Main Page and Talk:Main Page would have to redirect to the respective Homestar Runner Wiki pages, due to the amount of links to them, both internal and external. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:34, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:Complete Support: The Main Page talks about '''The Homestar Runner Wiki''' not '''Main Page''' {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 01:44, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::::It's dot com: That can be accomplished simply by changing the text of [[MediaWiki:Mainpage]] from "Main Page" to "Homestar Runner Wiki". {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 01:56, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:::::Heh. Yes, I know. :) I wanted people to be able to see a preview without [[HRWiki:Standards#Be_bold.2C_but_know_when_not_to_be|being too drastic]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:06, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I like your idea, Dot com. I'm surprised nobody ever thought of this before. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 02:08, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I support leaving it [[Main Page]]. [http://www.google.com/search?&q=%22Main+Page%22+mediawiki Most to all MediaWiki wikis] (257,000,000 at this moment) leave the title as the default. This page is the sole exception to the "articles are in the main namespace" rule, and giving it a different title would make it seem as if this was an article about the Homestar Runner Wiki (remember, we already have an article for that at [[HRWiki:A History]]). This is the main page of the wiki, it's our cover page and our table of contents. It's not the Homestar Runner Wiki. The entire wiki is the Homestar Runner Wiki. (I also never liked it when our main page was called [[old:HomestarRunnerWiki|HomestarRunnerWiki]] way back when.) -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 02:14, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::Most to all wikis use Main Page because they either don't know they can change it or don't have the access. I myself didn't know until I saw MediaWiki. If we're going to have one exception in the main namespace, shouldn't it be such that the title of the wiki can be on the front page? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:23, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::I agree with Tom. {{User:Salty/sig}} 02:38, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:Well, isn't there some sort of weird developer stuff (I know, I'm vague) that you could do to change the description at the top from "Article" to "Main Page"? I think that would solve the whole problem. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 02:39, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::I agree with seriously. Although I like Its dot comes Idea.--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 03:25, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::Following with what Tom said, I completely disagree that Main Page should be changed to Homestar Runner Wiki. The front page is ''not'' the whole wiki, it's just the main page. It has links to the other pages that ''make up'' the Homestar Runner Wiki. The pratical use of a "Homestar Runner Wiki" page would be to talk about HRWiki, which would go under the HRWiki: namespace, therefore calling itself [[HRWiki:About]], which we already have. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:27, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:::Although it would be rater inconvenient. It may just be me, but that seems like to long of a title for the Main Page.--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 03:31, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:::Lapper: I think you're splitting hairs here. The reason for the change isn't so that we have an article about the wiki itself, it's so that the words "[[Homestar Runner Wiki]]" will appear, as a title like in that link, at the top of the page all professional-like. I suppose one could make a case that a page called "Homestar Runner Wiki" is just fine for a table of contents of the wiki, and certainly "Talk:Homestar Runner Wiki" would be a good change, since the page is devoted to general discussion about wiki matters and isn't really used much to talk about the contents or format of the front page. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:43, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::::That's not what I was saying; I was saying that that would be the pratical use for such a title. I prefer the term "Main Page", although "Talk:Main Page" is somewhat misleading, as most of the time it isn't for discussion of the Main Page. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:46, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:::::It looks much better as Main Page. That might confuse some users.(Not too sure about that, but maybe.) Plus it already says Homestar Runner Wiki on it.--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 03:50, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I'm happy with leaving it as Main Page. Sort of a "If it ain't broke..." type mentality, but at the same time I think it looks better and is more common and descriptive as it is. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 07:08, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I think we should make it the Homestar Runner Wiki way. It looks better and makes more sense. {{User:Dagger/sig}} 17:43, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:'''Support'''. I can see the arguments for both sides. The strongest argument against, I think, is that the main page is not the whole Homestar Runner Wiki, but just the entry portal. That being said, I can't see that confusing anyone or causing problems. "Homestar Runner Wiki" would look a little nicer, and it would make the purpose of this talk page more clear (it took me a long time to realize that discussions about the wiki in general were occurring here). {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:59, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I don't care too much, but I would prefer that it stay as the Main Page, for all the reasons above, and most people will already see from the logo that this is the HRWiki, and the Main Page title will complement it by saying that it's the main page. Plus, I don't want to stare at a note that I was redirected when I enter the site. '''Another Option:''' we could do what [[Wikipedia:Main Page|Wikipedia]] does, and cut out the title completely. Something inside me tells me that WP editors got into the same argument we are, and found this to be the best option to satisfy both sides. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 19:26, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:There would be a redirect message? If so, I agree; that would be ugly. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:57, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::No, there would be no redirect message, assuming you don't type all the way out to "/Main Page" each time you load the site. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:58, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:It would just look weird. Plus I like the word: Main Page as the title.--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 19:31, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:Something to point out is the fact that Wikipedia ''can't'' do this, because they already have an article about [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia|the encyclopedia itself]] in the same place where the title article would go. Most other wikis don't have this problem. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:17, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I'm kinda in between... on one hand, it really is the Main Page and that's a descriptive title ('Homestar Runner Wiki - Homestar Runner Wiki' would look weird but maybe that can be fixed). On the other hand, 'Homestar Runner Wiki' looks a ton nicer and more welcoming. I'll say I '''support'''. It wouldn't look like an article about the Homestar Runner Wiki any more than 'Main Page' looks like an article about the Main Page on H*R. {{User:Ed smildE/signature}}

:To support, I would have to see a benefit to the change, one that is a noticeable improvement over how it is now. If it is changed as proposed, we shall still have a name that does not adequately address the page. THe only problem I've seen noted about the current title is that it is "boring" - but being an encyclopedia, this wiki should not be trying to be "exciting", rather it should be noting what is exciting about Homestar Runner. Since I see no real benefit from such a change, I must '''decline'''.

:However, I counterpropose: '''change name''' to "Homestar Runner Wiki - Main Page". This allows the page to be identified as exactly what it is, but also serve as a suitable cover for the encyclopedia. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:20, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I support moving it to Homestar Runner Wiki.[[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]]

::In response to [[User:Qermaq|Qermaq]], although this is indeed a "compromise", I believe that that title is rather long, not only for a URL, but for the H1 title itself. Perhaps it is an accurate description, but it is slightly wordy. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 01:25, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

:Why not move it into the HRWiki: namespace? There's no real reason why we couldn't... If the appropriate MediaWiki pages are changed, there's nothing stopping the main page from being [[HRWiki:Main Page]], or [[HRWiki:Homestar Runner Wiki]] or something like that... and it would answer the question about it ''being'' a Main Page, rather than being ''about'' a Main Page. And for those that are wondering: http://www.hrwiki.org/ would correctly load the right page, no "Redirected" message. [[Main Page]] would have to be kept as a redirect though, for people that have http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page bookmarked, or as an external link on their page. After enough time, it could concievably become a redirect to [[Main Pages]] with a disambig notice to the new main page, but that's a discussion for then, not now. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:54, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
::Phlip's idea of HRWiki:Main Page holds merit, and I would '''support''' it. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:31, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
:::I would rather leave it unchanged than do that. To borrow a phrase, it is not a noticeable improvement over how it is now. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:39, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
::::"HRWiki:Main Page" is a pretty good compromise, and it might even solve the talk page ambiguity problem. "HRWiki talk:Main Page" ''does'' sound like the main talk page for the Homestar Runner Wiki. If "Homestar Runner Wiki" doesn't fly, I could definitely support this one. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 13:41, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
:I support either leaving it as [[Main Page]] or eliminating the page title a la Wikipedia. Moving the Main Page to [[Homestar Runner Wiki]] would be a bit too drastic in my opinion. {{User:Kilroy/sig}} 23:46, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
::I don't think that's what they're planning to do, I think they'll just change the title a different way so the URL is still Main Page but the title displays Homestar Runner Wiki. Which, by the way, I '''support''' --[[User:Ju Ju Master|Ju Ju Master]] 18:35, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

:::I must respectfully '''oppose''' any action that would move the Main page from where it is now. I too believe that the current setup is fine the way it is, and the main page content makes it quite obvious what it is that we are visiting (as if the big H*R wiki icon on the top left wasn't a big enough hint ;).) I originally thought changing the [[MediaWiki:Mainpage]] text as well, but the first line right under the title already says '''Homestar Runner Wiki'''. Finally, I am concerned (only in a very minor way) that even though it be a redirect, not all links, internal or external, would work in the same way (of course that's the paranoid in me talkin' :) ). --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 01:58, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
::::Oh I just realized that the second-to-last comment before mine, was dated june 24th, so I guess this might be a closed argument, but in case it isn't, I leave my comment. Ta ta! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 01:59, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
:I don't understand what all this talk is even about!! There is already an '''Image''' right there that says what this place is called. Main Page tells you it's the Main Page of that. So any person who is smart knows that it's the Main Page of the Homestar Runner Wiki. This is a lot of discussion for something that really doesn't need changing. I think it's ridiculous. There's no point in it. And if you WERE going to change it, you could just change it to Homestar Runner Wiki: Main Page or H*R Wiki: Main Page. But that again, is just repeating the obvious. I say just leave it alone. --{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 07:51, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

== Dates for updates ==

They seem to be a month too far. Homestarrunner.com was last updated in May, yet the front page claims it was updated yesterday, which was exactly one month later than it actually was.
:No... It says 5-22-06. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::(S/He means the Wiki's front page claims it was updated yesterday, Dorian. :) ) —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 00:32, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
:You're right, the last big update was in May. But there are several smaller updates that have been happening that are not noted on the HR.com main pages. The dates of the [[Podstar Runner]] releases and [[Store]] updates are indeed accurate. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 00:27, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

== Commercials ==

I really think that we should have a category for commercials. How would I go about creating one? It's not really that hard I think, but I just don't now how. Can somebody response. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 20:07, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

::You can add <nowiki>[[Category:Commercials]]</nowiki> to any page that needs it, and it's link will be red at the bottom where the rest of the categories are. You can click on the red link to type a description of the category, then continue adding <nowiki>[[Category:Commercials]]</nowiki> to any page that needs it. Hope that helps. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 20:34, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

:Well if you believe that we need a category called that, then create it, and the community will decide if we need it.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 20:20, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

==kid speedy level 1==
Somebody add kid speedy level 1 on the updates. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 12:16, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
::It's not a new version, but they changed the name. I'm not sure if that deserves it or not. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 12:18, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

== Cool tape t-shirt ==

Someone forgot to add cool tape tshirt
From someone

:Working on it. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 15:17, 3 July 2006 (UTC)

== Page needs moving ==

See [[Talk:Witches' Brew#Written Brew|the talk]], which died before a consensus could be met. I don't know how else to point out that the page needs to be moved. [[User:86.136.134.76|86.136.134.76]] 21:30, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

:Thank you for your notification and patience, 86.136.134.76. I've voted on the move. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:41, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

== New Users? ==

There have been no new users since July 11th. We used to have at least five a day. Is something going on? {{User:Salty/sig}} 03:59, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

:The CAPTCHA image security system is currently out of order, making new user registration and anonymous editing temporarily impossible. The problem will be resolved soon enough. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 04:19, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
::Why is it out of order?--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 04:21, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
:::Our prime suspect is the PHP upgrade the site had not so long ago. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 06:24, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

== 4.5 million ==

Hasn't anyone noticed we got over the 4.5 million Main Page View mark? THAT'S JUST... kinda awexome. At least I still have hair!--{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 19:13, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

== Flash File Download ==

Is anybody else having an issue where when trying to view the .swf file on the H*R website, the file is downloaded? I have an eMac running Mac OS X 10.4.7 Tiger.

- Isaac Smith

== awesome fanart ==

um, i dont know if its only me, but theres no picture of the awesome fanart. its just a link. i dont know if its intentional or whatever sooo i just wanted to post it here =D {{User:Dagger/sig}} 18:49, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
:Hm, when I click on FanStuff I get an image, not a link. Maybe its your computer. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 18:51, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
::No, i mean when i go to the main page, all i see is a link to the picture. i have a screenshot [http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f74/jewlzybeex3/awexomefanschtuff.png].. {{User:Dagger/sig}} 20:33, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
:::That image loads here. It must be a client-side issue. Try right-clicking the image box and selecting "View Image", then hitting the Back button on your browser. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:43, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
::::Nope. still doesnt work.. its weird hah. {{User:Dagger/sig}} 21:01, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::When you tried "View Image", did it display the image? Did you try to reload the page? I can't think of any reason that Firefox would display an image by itself, but not as part of a webpage. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:07, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
::::::Don't worry, Dagger, you're not crazy. I had that problem Thursday night, but it corrected itself somehow. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 21:15, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Whenever something weird happens on the web, like things looking out-of-date, or in the wrong places, or not appearing at all, ''always try clearing your cache first''. It's amazing the crud that can turn up in that thing. If that doesn't work, clear your cache, then restart the browser. Only if that still doesn't help should you start actually looking into what the problem might be. It's, like, Rule One of Internet Troubleshooting... and if it's not, it should be. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 22:26, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Ahh i did a hard refresh and it worked. lol i still dont know why it was doing it. {{User:Dagger/sig}} 00:10, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

== Wikipedia Article for Deletion ==
The Homestar Runner Wiki's article on Wikipedia may be [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Homestar Runner Wiki (2)|deleted]] soon. Dang, yo. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 04:19, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

I'm going to say right up front to anyone who is going to vote keep only because they like Homestar Runner and the Wiki, don't bother. Rather, I beg you not to. Thanks. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 04:42, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
:I second that. Their deletion vote policy is a bit different than ours, as I once found out the <strike>stupid way</strike> hard way. I like ours better. But that's beside the point. I think they vote more on the article rather than the subject, and so you all should to--if at all. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::That may be true but it annoys me that ppl would go right to AFD instead of trying to post suggestions for fixing and all that. Huff! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 05:08, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
:::Oh! And reading through the article again, it really needs serious editing to make it sound more professional. It sounds more like a story than an exposition, and I can only do so much. So if anyone can help, super! Okay, I ''think'' I'm done yapping. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 05:20, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

::::It's making me a little upset too. They've "successfully AfD'd" Encyclopaedia Dramatica, yet are voting keep in Uncyclopedia's AfD. Also—I hate pointing fingers like this—Wookieepedia's article doesn't have any cited sources or Google News like ours. I'll decide what my final vote should be later. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 12:42, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::Yes, and there are tons of other wiki's that have their (totally pertinent and decent) article and have not been AfD'd. For example the Meatball Wiki, Memory Alpha, etc. etc (all the ones [[Wikipedia:Category:Wiki_communities|here]]). I totally agree that a rewrite is necessary, summarizing some of the main points of the article, but having this ''deleted'' or otherwise shrunk to ''one line'' bothers me. How long are AfD's supposed to be active? It seems to me that this number is arbitrary even in Wikipedia: I've seen brief AfD's and long ones.
:::::As for voting: if you're reading this, ''please vote'', but as the forward-thinking user's template states, ''do so with a reason'', that is just go there and state what you think and give an intelligent reason for it! Even if you hate the article. :(
:::::Sorry, but I am starting to get irritated by the whole AfD process as I've mentioned before, it seems like a sledgehammer solution for a problem that requires pliers. What's worse it seems no one cares. As I mentioned in my wikipedia comment, my tone sounds bitter, and I apologize, but this is frustrating on both ends. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 17:56, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

The result was apprently to merge & redirect. Someone got the redirect really quickly, but forgot to merge. Oh, well. I took care of that.

If you want to see the HRWiki get an article of its own, go to [[Wikipedia:Homestar Runner]], edit the HRWiki section, add relevant material, and suggest that the article be split once it gets too large to remain in that page. {{User:Laramie/Sig}} 23:33, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

== Editing Problem ==

I get a "page cannot be displayed" error almost every time I edit a page here. Why is that? [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 17:29, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
:I used to get the same thing. What I did for my first edit, was edit my user page with my IP and then edited it with my username. It seems to have fixed it.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 19:16, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

== Hey, how soon is soon? ==

It's been, like, all day.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 02:38, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
:"Patience is a virtue" {{User:The Paper/sig}} 02:43, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
::I've noticed that, for a while now, "soon" means "tomorrow or so". — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 13:32, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
:::And I guess that's a good thing, because the longer it takes, the more heavy-duty features are in the toon, generally. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 12:59, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

== Orphans ==

Why is [[Other Halloween Costumes]] an orphan when it is linked from the gallery at [[Halloween Costumes]]? I noticed a similar problem with [[The Bar]]'s link in the gallery at [[Places#Other Places|Places]] not showing up in [[Special:Whatlinkshere/The Bar|The Bar's "what links here"]]. Are gallery links not showing up to the new wiki system? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:26, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
:I guess not. I did my own trial and found that [[Items]] does not show up on the whatlinkshere for [[Tandy 400]]. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 04:55, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

== Apparently... ==

I just checked my interwiki table (I think I'm running 1.7) and the HRWiki is installed by default! Let's toast to making it into the MediaWiki distribution! ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 23:17, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
:It's been there for [http://svn.wikimedia.org/viewvc/mediawiki/trunk/phase3/maintenance/interwiki.sql?r1=6445&r2=9301 over a year], that list having been generated from [http://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Interwiki_map&oldid=101827 this version] (I think) of the Interwiki map. HRWiki [http://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Interwiki_map&diff=79221&oldid=79219 was added] to the map some time ago, HRFWiki [http://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Interwiki_map&diff=242288&oldid=242044 was added] more recently (since the default interwiki table was last updated). {{User:Phlip/sig}} 00:15, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
::...Oh. ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 17:26, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

== I would like to thank everyone ==

This is for all the members of the Homestar Runner Wiki that have donated time to making this a good knowledge base: Thank You for all you do! [[User:70.153.121.231|70.153.121.231]] 04:36, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

:Thanks man! We're glad to do it. Nothing gets the juices flowing like writing random facts about a really funny internet cartoon and then stopping vandals from ruining them. Rock, rock on! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:54, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

:No, thank ''you''! Thank you, the little readers and sometimes annonies give the users a reason to do it. To search their minds for obscure facts, great ideas, and build a community of hard working, pleasent and enriching people from all over. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 10:32, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

:Glad to see our work is appreciated. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 15:59, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

:Yeh, i second the thanks. So good to find that so many people apreciate the genius of H*r as much as i do! keep up the awesome work!

:Thank you wholeheartedly, 70.153.121.231. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 02:36, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

== Podstar ==

You guys need to update the main page. [[best thing]] is now on [[Podstar Runner]]--{{User:Benol/sig}} 19:42, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
:Done. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 19:55, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

== Wiki acting slow?? ==

The wiki took forever to load today. Is there a problem? I don't think its me because 1)I have Cable and 2)All other websites work perfectly fine. Just wonderingg... {{User:Dagger/sig}} 22:29, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
: To answer your question, yours was the first edit to the whole Wiki in over an hour. It wasn't just you. I couldn't get on the site AT ALL until around the time you posted, and then I couldn't get back to respond until just now. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:11, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
:I couldn't get to the site for about an hour, and then only the main page would load. Everything worked fine on my computer too. [[User:199.224.118.156|199.224.118.156]] 23:30, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
::Hah, thats cool.. in a way. i feel special that i could edit. Well, it seems to almost be back to normal. its lagging alittle bit but its better then before. {{User:Dagger/sig}} 23:37, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
::: Right now I'm noticing that any edit I make is bringing up an error. The edit's still being made, though. Hmm... --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:14, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
::::That happened to me too before. I'm noticing i think its back to normal now. {{User:Dagger/sig}} 02:36, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Talk:Main Page

Dagger — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 00:04:10 GMT

Dagger: sorry about that.. stupid computer got all screwed up on me x.x

Talk:Main Page

Dagger — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 00:00:50 GMT

Dagger: Wiki acting slow??

{{Main Page Talk}}

__TOC__
==Wiki title==

I think we should move this page to [[Homestar Runner Wiki]] (click the link to see what it could look like). That way, it will show the actual title of the wiki instead of boring ol' "Main Page" (which of course would be left as a redirect). The [[MW:|MediaWiki]] front page is an excellent example of how it could be. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:24, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I really like the idea. It shows exactly who we are upon entering. If I was in charge, I'd've done it from th' start. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::I also support the idea, maybe we should make Main Page a dis. page, though, for [[Main Pages]] and Homestar Runner Wiki. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 01:30, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:Support. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 01:33, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:::Rogue Leader: Main Page and Talk:Main Page would have to redirect to the respective Homestar Runner Wiki pages, due to the amount of links to them, both internal and external. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:34, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:Complete Support: The Main Page talks about '''The Homestar Runner Wiki''' not '''Main Page''' {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 01:44, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::::It's dot com: That can be accomplished simply by changing the text of [[MediaWiki:Mainpage]] from "Main Page" to "Homestar Runner Wiki". {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 01:56, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:::::Heh. Yes, I know. :) I wanted people to be able to see a preview without [[HRWiki:Standards#Be_bold.2C_but_know_when_not_to_be|being too drastic]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:06, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I like your idea, Dot com. I'm surprised nobody ever thought of this before. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 02:08, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I support leaving it [[Main Page]]. [http://www.google.com/search?&q=%22Main+Page%22+mediawiki Most to all MediaWiki wikis] (257,000,000 at this moment) leave the title as the default. This page is the sole exception to the "articles are in the main namespace" rule, and giving it a different title would make it seem as if this was an article about the Homestar Runner Wiki (remember, we already have an article for that at [[HRWiki:A History]]). This is the main page of the wiki, it's our cover page and our table of contents. It's not the Homestar Runner Wiki. The entire wiki is the Homestar Runner Wiki. (I also never liked it when our main page was called [[old:HomestarRunnerWiki|HomestarRunnerWiki]] way back when.) -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 02:14, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::Most to all wikis use Main Page because they either don't know they can change it or don't have the access. I myself didn't know until I saw MediaWiki. If we're going to have one exception in the main namespace, shouldn't it be such that the title of the wiki can be on the front page? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:23, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::I agree with Tom. {{User:Salty/sig}} 02:38, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:Well, isn't there some sort of weird developer stuff (I know, I'm vague) that you could do to change the description at the top from "Article" to "Main Page"? I think that would solve the whole problem. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 02:39, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::I agree with seriously. Although I like Its dot comes Idea.--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 03:25, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::Following with what Tom said, I completely disagree that Main Page should be changed to Homestar Runner Wiki. The front page is ''not'' the whole wiki, it's just the main page. It has links to the other pages that ''make up'' the Homestar Runner Wiki. The pratical use of a "Homestar Runner Wiki" page would be to talk about HRWiki, which would go under the HRWiki: namespace, therefore calling itself [[HRWiki:About]], which we already have. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:27, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:::Although it would be rater inconvenient. It may just be me, but that seems like to long of a title for the Main Page.--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 03:31, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:::Lapper: I think you're splitting hairs here. The reason for the change isn't so that we have an article about the wiki itself, it's so that the words "[[Homestar Runner Wiki]]" will appear, as a title like in that link, at the top of the page all professional-like. I suppose one could make a case that a page called "Homestar Runner Wiki" is just fine for a table of contents of the wiki, and certainly "Talk:Homestar Runner Wiki" would be a good change, since the page is devoted to general discussion about wiki matters and isn't really used much to talk about the contents or format of the front page. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:43, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::::That's not what I was saying; I was saying that that would be the pratical use for such a title. I prefer the term "Main Page", although "Talk:Main Page" is somewhat misleading, as most of the time it isn't for discussion of the Main Page. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:46, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:::::It looks much better as Main Page. That might confuse some users.(Not too sure about that, but maybe.) Plus it already says Homestar Runner Wiki on it.--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 03:50, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I'm happy with leaving it as Main Page. Sort of a "If it ain't broke..." type mentality, but at the same time I think it looks better and is more common and descriptive as it is. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 07:08, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I think we should make it the Homestar Runner Wiki way. It looks better and makes more sense. {{User:Dagger/sig}} 17:43, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:'''Support'''. I can see the arguments for both sides. The strongest argument against, I think, is that the main page is not the whole Homestar Runner Wiki, but just the entry portal. That being said, I can't see that confusing anyone or causing problems. "Homestar Runner Wiki" would look a little nicer, and it would make the purpose of this talk page more clear (it took me a long time to realize that discussions about the wiki in general were occurring here). {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:59, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I don't care too much, but I would prefer that it stay as the Main Page, for all the reasons above, and most people will already see from the logo that this is the HRWiki, and the Main Page title will complement it by saying that it's the main page. Plus, I don't want to stare at a note that I was redirected when I enter the site. '''Another Option:''' we could do what [[Wikipedia:Main Page|Wikipedia]] does, and cut out the title completely. Something inside me tells me that WP editors got into the same argument we are, and found this to be the best option to satisfy both sides. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 19:26, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:There would be a redirect message? If so, I agree; that would be ugly. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:57, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::No, there would be no redirect message, assuming you don't type all the way out to "/Main Page" each time you load the site. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:58, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:It would just look weird. Plus I like the word: Main Page as the title.--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 19:31, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:Something to point out is the fact that Wikipedia ''can't'' do this, because they already have an article about [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia|the encyclopedia itself]] in the same place where the title article would go. Most other wikis don't have this problem. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:17, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I'm kinda in between... on one hand, it really is the Main Page and that's a descriptive title ('Homestar Runner Wiki - Homestar Runner Wiki' would look weird but maybe that can be fixed). On the other hand, 'Homestar Runner Wiki' looks a ton nicer and more welcoming. I'll say I '''support'''. It wouldn't look like an article about the Homestar Runner Wiki any more than 'Main Page' looks like an article about the Main Page on H*R. {{User:Ed smildE/signature}}

:To support, I would have to see a benefit to the change, one that is a noticeable improvement over how it is now. If it is changed as proposed, we shall still have a name that does not adequately address the page. THe only problem I've seen noted about the current title is that it is "boring" - but being an encyclopedia, this wiki should not be trying to be "exciting", rather it should be noting what is exciting about Homestar Runner. Since I see no real benefit from such a change, I must '''decline'''.

:However, I counterpropose: '''change name''' to "Homestar Runner Wiki - Main Page". This allows the page to be identified as exactly what it is, but also serve as a suitable cover for the encyclopedia. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:20, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I support moving it to Homestar Runner Wiki.[[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]]

::In response to [[User:Qermaq|Qermaq]], although this is indeed a "compromise", I believe that that title is rather long, not only for a URL, but for the H1 title itself. Perhaps it is an accurate description, but it is slightly wordy. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 01:25, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

:Why not move it into the HRWiki: namespace? There's no real reason why we couldn't... If the appropriate MediaWiki pages are changed, there's nothing stopping the main page from being [[HRWiki:Main Page]], or [[HRWiki:Homestar Runner Wiki]] or something like that... and it would answer the question about it ''being'' a Main Page, rather than being ''about'' a Main Page. And for those that are wondering: http://www.hrwiki.org/ would correctly load the right page, no "Redirected" message. [[Main Page]] would have to be kept as a redirect though, for people that have http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page bookmarked, or as an external link on their page. After enough time, it could concievably become a redirect to [[Main Pages]] with a disambig notice to the new main page, but that's a discussion for then, not now. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:54, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
::Phlip's idea of HRWiki:Main Page holds merit, and I would '''support''' it. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:31, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
:::I would rather leave it unchanged than do that. To borrow a phrase, it is not a noticeable improvement over how it is now. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:39, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
::::"HRWiki:Main Page" is a pretty good compromise, and it might even solve the talk page ambiguity problem. "HRWiki talk:Main Page" ''does'' sound like the main talk page for the Homestar Runner Wiki. If "Homestar Runner Wiki" doesn't fly, I could definitely support this one. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 13:41, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
:I support either leaving it as [[Main Page]] or eliminating the page title a la Wikipedia. Moving the Main Page to [[Homestar Runner Wiki]] would be a bit too drastic in my opinion. {{User:Kilroy/sig}} 23:46, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
::I don't think that's what they're planning to do, I think they'll just change the title a different way so the URL is still Main Page but the title displays Homestar Runner Wiki. Which, by the way, I '''support''' --[[User:Ju Ju Master|Ju Ju Master]] 18:35, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

:::I must respectfully '''oppose''' any action that would move the Main page from where it is now. I too believe that the current setup is fine the way it is, and the main page content makes it quite obvious what it is that we are visiting (as if the big H*R wiki icon on the top left wasn't a big enough hint ;).) I originally thought changing the [[MediaWiki:Mainpage]] text as well, but the first line right under the title already says '''Homestar Runner Wiki'''. Finally, I am concerned (only in a very minor way) that even though it be a redirect, not all links, internal or external, would work in the same way (of course that's the paranoid in me talkin' :) ). --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 01:58, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
::::Oh I just realized that the second-to-last comment before mine, was dated june 24th, so I guess this might be a closed argument, but in case it isn't, I leave my comment. Ta ta! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 01:59, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
:I don't understand what all this talk is even about!! There is already an '''Image''' right there that says what this place is called. Main Page tells you it's the Main Page of that. So any person who is smart knows that it's the Main Page of the Homestar Runner Wiki. This is a lot of discussion for something that really doesn't need changing. I think it's ridiculous. There's no point in it. And if you WERE going to change it, you could just change it to Homestar Runner Wiki: Main Page or H*R Wiki: Main Page. But that again, is just repeating the obvious. I say just leave it alone. --{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 07:51, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

== Dates for updates ==

They seem to be a month too far. Homestarrunner.com was last updated in May, yet the front page claims it was updated yesterday, which was exactly one month later than it actually was.
:No... It says 5-22-06. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::(S/He means the Wiki's front page claims it was updated yesterday, Dorian. :) ) —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 00:32, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
:You're right, the last big update was in May. But there are several smaller updates that have been happening that are not noted on the HR.com main pages. The dates of the [[Podstar Runner]] releases and [[Store]] updates are indeed accurate. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 00:27, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

== Commercials ==

I really think that we should have a category for commercials. How would I go about creating one? It's not really that hard I think, but I just don't now how. Can somebody response. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 20:07, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

::You can add <nowiki>[[Category:Commercials]]</nowiki> to any page that needs it, and it's link will be red at the bottom where the rest of the categories are. You can click on the red link to type a description of the category, then continue adding <nowiki>[[Category:Commercials]]</nowiki> to any page that needs it. Hope that helps. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 20:34, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

:Well if you believe that we need a category called that, then create it, and the community will decide if we need it.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 20:20, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

==kid speedy level 1==
Somebody add kid speedy level 1 on the updates. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 12:16, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
::It's not a new version, but they changed the name. I'm not sure if that deserves it or not. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 12:18, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

== Cool tape t-shirt ==

Someone forgot to add cool tape tshirt
From someone

:Working on it. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 15:17, 3 July 2006 (UTC)

== Page needs moving ==

See [[Talk:Witches' Brew#Written Brew|the talk]], which died before a consensus could be met. I don't know how else to point out that the page needs to be moved. [[User:86.136.134.76|86.136.134.76]] 21:30, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

:Thank you for your notification and patience, 86.136.134.76. I've voted on the move. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:41, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

== New Users? ==

There have been no new users since July 11th. We used to have at least five a day. Is something going on? {{User:Salty/sig}} 03:59, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

:The CAPTCHA image security system is currently out of order, making new user registration and anonymous editing temporarily impossible. The problem will be resolved soon enough. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 04:19, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
::Why is it out of order?--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 04:21, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
:::Our prime suspect is the PHP upgrade the site had not so long ago. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 06:24, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

== 4.5 million ==

Hasn't anyone noticed we got over the 4.5 million Main Page View mark? THAT'S JUST... kinda awexome. At least I still have hair!--{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 19:13, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

== Flash File Download ==

Is anybody else having an issue where when trying to view the .swf file on the H*R website, the file is downloaded? I have an eMac running Mac OS X 10.4.7 Tiger.

- Isaac Smith

== awesome fanart ==

um, i dont know if its only me, but theres no picture of the awesome fanart. its just a link. i dont know if its intentional or whatever sooo i just wanted to post it here =D {{User:Dagger/sig}} 18:49, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
:Hm, when I click on FanStuff I get an image, not a link. Maybe its your computer. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 18:51, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
::No, i mean when i go to the main page, all i see is a link to the picture. i have a screenshot [http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f74/jewlzybeex3/awexomefanschtuff.png].. {{User:Dagger/sig}} 20:33, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
:::That image loads here. It must be a client-side issue. Try right-clicking the image box and selecting "View Image", then hitting the Back button on your browser. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:43, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
::::Nope. still doesnt work.. its weird hah. {{User:Dagger/sig}} 21:01, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::When you tried "View Image", did it display the image? Did you try to reload the page? I can't think of any reason that Firefox would display an image by itself, but not as part of a webpage. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:07, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
::::::Don't worry, Dagger, you're not crazy. I had that problem Thursday night, but it corrected itself somehow. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 21:15, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Whenever something weird happens on the web, like things looking out-of-date, or in the wrong places, or not appearing at all, ''always try clearing your cache first''. It's amazing the crud that can turn up in that thing. If that doesn't work, clear your cache, then restart the browser. Only if that still doesn't help should you start actually looking into what the problem might be. It's, like, Rule One of Internet Troubleshooting... and if it's not, it should be. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 22:26, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Ahh i did a hard refresh and it worked. lol i still dont know why it was doing it. {{User:Dagger/sig}} 00:10, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

== Wikipedia Article for Deletion ==
The Homestar Runner Wiki's article on Wikipedia may be [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Homestar Runner Wiki (2)|deleted]] soon. Dang, yo. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 04:19, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

I'm going to say right up front to anyone who is going to vote keep only because they like Homestar Runner and the Wiki, don't bother. Rather, I beg you not to. Thanks. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 04:42, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
:I second that. Their deletion vote policy is a bit different than ours, as I once found out the <strike>stupid way</strike> hard way. I like ours better. But that's beside the point. I think they vote more on the article rather than the subject, and so you all should to--if at all. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::That may be true but it annoys me that ppl would go right to AFD instead of trying to post suggestions for fixing and all that. Huff! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 05:08, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
:::Oh! And reading through the article again, it really needs serious editing to make it sound more professional. It sounds more like a story than an exposition, and I can only do so much. So if anyone can help, super! Okay, I ''think'' I'm done yapping. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 05:20, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

::::It's making me a little upset too. They've "successfully AfD'd" Encyclopaedia Dramatica, yet are voting keep in Uncyclopedia's AfD. Also—I hate pointing fingers like this—Wookieepedia's article doesn't have any cited sources or Google News like ours. I'll decide what my final vote should be later. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 12:42, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::Yes, and there are tons of other wiki's that have their (totally pertinent and decent) article and have not been AfD'd. For example the Meatball Wiki, Memory Alpha, etc. etc (all the ones [[Wikipedia:Category:Wiki_communities|here]]). I totally agree that a rewrite is necessary, summarizing some of the main points of the article, but having this ''deleted'' or otherwise shrunk to ''one line'' bothers me. How long are AfD's supposed to be active? It seems to me that this number is arbitrary even in Wikipedia: I've seen brief AfD's and long ones.
:::::As for voting: if you're reading this, ''please vote'', but as the forward-thinking user's template states, ''do so with a reason'', that is just go there and state what you think and give an intelligent reason for it! Even if you hate the article. :(
:::::Sorry, but I am starting to get irritated by the whole AfD process as I've mentioned before, it seems like a sledgehammer solution for a problem that requires pliers. What's worse it seems no one cares. As I mentioned in my wikipedia comment, my tone sounds bitter, and I apologize, but this is frustrating on both ends. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 17:56, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

The result was apprently to merge & redirect. Someone got the redirect really quickly, but forgot to merge. Oh, well. I took care of that.

If you want to see the HRWiki get an article of its own, go to [[Wikipedia:Homestar Runner]], edit the HRWiki section, add relevant material, and suggest that the article be split once it gets too large to remain in that page. {{User:Laramie/Sig}} 23:33, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

== Editing Problem ==

I get a "page cannot be displayed" error almost every time I edit a page here. Why is that? [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 17:29, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
:I used to get the same thing. What I did for my first edit, was edit my user page with my IP and then edited it with my username. It seems to have fixed it.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 19:16, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

== Hey, how soon is soon? ==

It's been, like, all day.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 02:38, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
:"Patience is a virtue" {{User:The Paper/sig}} 02:43, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
::I've noticed that, for a while now, "soon" means "tomorrow or so". — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 13:32, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
:::And I guess that's a good thing, because the longer it takes, the more heavy-duty features are in the toon, generally. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 12:59, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

== Orphans ==

Why is [[Other Halloween Costumes]] an orphan when it is linked from the gallery at [[Halloween Costumes]]? I noticed a similar problem with [[The Bar]]'s link in the gallery at [[Places#Other Places|Places]] not showing up in [[Special:Whatlinkshere/The Bar|The Bar's "what links here"]]. Are gallery links not showing up to the new wiki system? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:26, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
:I guess not. I did my own trial and found that [[Items]] does not show up on the whatlinkshere for [[Tandy 400]]. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 04:55, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

== Apparently... ==

I just checked my interwiki table (I think I'm running 1.7) and the HRWiki is installed by default! Let's toast to making it into the MediaWiki distribution! ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 23:17, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
:It's been there for [http://svn.wikimedia.org/viewvc/mediawiki/trunk/phase3/maintenance/interwiki.sql?r1=6445&r2=9301 over a year], that list having been generated from [http://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Interwiki_map&oldid=101827 this version] (I think) of the Interwiki map. HRWiki [http://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Interwiki_map&diff=79221&oldid=79219 was added] to the map some time ago, HRFWiki [http://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Interwiki_map&diff=242288&oldid=242044 was added] more recently (since the default interwiki table was last updated). {{User:Phlip/sig}} 00:15, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
::...Oh. ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 17:26, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

== I would like to thank everyone ==

This is for all the members of the Homestar Runner Wiki that have donated time to making this a good knowledge base: Thank You for all you do! [[User:70.153.121.231|70.153.121.231]] 04:36, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

:Thanks man! We're glad to do it. Nothing gets the juices flowing like writing random facts about a really funny internet cartoon and then stopping vandals from ruining them. Rock, rock on! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:54, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

:No, thank ''you''! Thank you, the little readers and sometimes annonies give the users a reason to do it. To search their minds for obscure facts, great ideas, and build a community of hard working, pleasent and enriching people from all over. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 10:32, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

:Glad to see our work is appreciated. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 15:59, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

:Yeh, i second the thanks. So good to find that so many people apreciate the genius of H*r as much as i do! keep up the awesome work!

:Thank you wholeheartedly, 70.153.121.231. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 02:36, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

== Podstar ==

You guys need to update the main page. [[best thing]] is now on [[Podstar Runner]]--{{User:Benol/sig}} 19:42, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
:Done. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 19:55, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

== Wiki acting slow?? ==

The wiki took forever to load today. Is there a problem? I don't think its me because 1)I have Cable and 2)All other websites work perfectly fine. Just wonderingg... {{User:Dagger/sig}} 22:29, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
: To answer your question, yours was the first edit to the whole Wiki in over an hour. It wasn't just you. I couldn't get on the site AT ALL until around the time you posted, and then I couldn't get back to respond until just now. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:11, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
:I couldn't get to the site for about an hour, and then only the main page would load. Everything worked fine on my computer too. [[User:199.224.118.156|199.224.118.156]] 23:30, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
::Hah, thats cool.. in a way. i feel special that i could edit. Well, it seems to almost be back to normal. its lagging alittle bit but its better then before. {{User:Dagger/sig}} 23:37, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

== Wiki acting slow?? ==

The wiki took forever to load today. Is there a problem? I don't think its me because 1)I have Cable and 2)All other websites work perfectly fine. Just wonderingg... {{User:Dagger/sig}} 00:00, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

User:Dagger

Dagger — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 23:54:52 GMT

Dagger: /* Haldo! Helscome to my wedsite! */

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==Haldo! Helscome to my wedsite!==
Hi im Dagger =) <big>I am a girl</big> for anyone who wants to know hah. everyone always thinks im a guy BUT IM NOT!! haha soo umm.. oh, im basically OBSESSED with Panic! At The Disco so if you like them too you're cool =D umm i cant think of anything else soooooooo yeah!

==My favorite things on h*r.com==
*I love the sbemails like more then you know =)
*I also enjoy the email sibbie lol
*I love the cheat commandos
**Especially Commandos in the Classroom ;)
*My brother and his friends are known as The On point Kings so i think the email origins is pretty cool cause they came from it.
*I like pressing the random sbemail button over.. and over... and over xD its pretty fun.
*I like it when The Cheats head blows up. its funny xD
*I love the Homestarmy =)
*Limozeen is pretty cool
*I own all of the dvds and i love the commentaries for some reason lol
*I like the halloween toons =)
*Oh and i LOVE the karaoke version of Trogdor.. just when Homestar sings it its just SOOOO funny!!
*I like it when homestar spits teddy grams
*I also like it when homsar gets squished by the heavy lourde. its funny
*PBTC stuff is cool
*I wish scarfgirl was a real magizine
*I have writted Cara carabowditbowdit on my shoes for fun(converses)
**I also wrote "Eww..Claire..Why?" on them ;)
*"Thanks for breakin my cow lamp.."
*I love the dangeresque movie things
*and thats it... lol

==Thanks for coming!==
Thanks for coming to my page thing! Feel free to leave a message on my talk page for whatever reason lol. BYEE!!!!!

==My Sig==
{{User:Dagger/sig}} 17:44, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Talk:Main Page

Dagger — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 23:37:06 GMT

Dagger: /* Wiki acting slow?? */

Talk:Main Page

Dagger — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 22:30:04 GMT

Dagger: Wiki acting slow??

Talk:R!OT Radio Interview - 28 Feb 2003

Dagger — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:26:16 GMT

Dagger: /* Coach?! */

==Permission Given!==

The following is the reply to an email sent to Obadiah (conductor of the interview) by {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}:

<blockquote>
Thunderbird,

You are welcome to transcribe the interview and use it on your website as long as you follow the protocol that you described in your e-mail with one exception: you must provide a link to radiou.com and NOT JUST THE AUDIO FILE. I'm sorry to say that I do not have any exact dates but, as far as I know, the second interview was conducted in March of 2003. Let me know when it is up so I can check out your website. I'm a long time Homestar fan!!! (Just like everyone else, I know.... :)</blockquote>

{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 00:21, 19 May 2005 (UTC)

== A Link to the Interview. ==

Where can I hear it? [[User:E.L. Cool|E.L. Cool]] 06:02, 23 Jun 2005 (UTC)

== That's all? ==

so that's it? it stops right there? but that's impossible, unless... OH MY GOD! THE WRITER OF THIS INTERVIEW IS DEAD! come people. let's remember our fav moments of the writer of this interview. 
~in memoriom of: the writer of this interview~ [[user:Nighthawk41|Nighthawk41]] 11:29, 23 june 2005
*Calm down... I finished it up. *gets ice for sore arms* --'''[[user:mibluvr13|mibluvr13]][[User talk:mibluvr13|dígame]]''' 20:00, 23 Jun 2005 (UTC)

== Coach?! ==

You'd think that after a year Obadiah would have worked out that it's "Coach Z", not "Coach".

(i know this is old but still) And that its Matt Chapman and not Matt Chaps haha. {{User:Dagger/sig}} 03:26, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

User:Dagger

Dagger — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:28:38 GMT

Dagger:

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==Haldo! Helscome to my wedsite!==
Hi im Dagger =) I am a girl for anyone who wants to know hah. everyone always thinks im a guy BUT IM NOT!! haha soo umm.. oh, im basically OBSESSED with Panic! At The Disco so if you like them too you're cool =D umm i cant think of anything else soooooooo yeah!

==My favorite things on h*r.com==
*I love the sbemails like more then you know =)
*I also enjoy the email sibbie lol
*I love the cheat commandos
**Especially Commandos in the Classroom ;)
*My brother and his friends are known as The On point Kings so i think the email origins is pretty cool cause they came from it.
*I like pressing the random sbemail button over.. and over... and over xD its pretty fun.
*I like it when The Cheats head blows up. its funny xD
*I love the Homestarmy =)
*Limozeen is pretty cool
*I own all of the dvds and i love the commentaries for some reason lol
*I like the halloween toons =)
*Oh and i LOVE the karaoke version of Trogdor.. just when Homestar sings it its just SOOOO funny!!
*I like it when homestar spits teddy grams
*I also like it when homsar gets squished by the heavy lourde. its funny
*PBTC stuff is cool
*I wish scarfgirl was a real magizine
*I have writted Cara carabowditbowdit on my shoes for fun(converses)
**I also wrote "Eww..Claire..Why?" on them ;)
*"Thanks for breakin my cow lamp.."
*I love the dangeresque movie things
*and thats it... lol

==Thanks for coming!==
Thanks for coming to my page thing! Feel free to leave a message on my talk page for whatever reason lol. BYEE!!!!!

==My Sig==
{{User:Dagger/sig}} 17:44, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Heavy Metal

Dagger — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 02:13:45 GMT

Dagger: fixed a link that lead to the wrong spot

[[Image:Limozeen photo.PNG|thumb|Because it's midnite!]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Heavy metal music|Heavy Metal]]''', particularly that of the [[Wikipedia:Glam metal|1980's]] and [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|Death Metal]], plays a big part in the culture of [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]], particularly in the life of [[Strong Bad]]. There are characters and events in the world, from the existence of [[Limozeen]] to Strong Bad's personal endeavours into the genre with songs such as [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]], and there are also many minor references, on the level of both the characters and the viewers.

==Limozeen==
Limozeen themselves are the source of multiple references to heavy metal, as well as being a refence in themselves.
*The original picture of the band, as seen in [[monster truck]], is comprised of four photos of [[The Brothers Chaps]]' older brother [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]], dressed as Vince Neil for Halloween [[1987]]. Vince Neil is best known as the frontman for [[Wikipedia:Mötley Crüe|Mötley Crüe]], a notorious hair-metal band.
*Limozeen would shortly be developed in character, and would move away from the Motley Crue inspiration, becoming a parody of less heavy hair bands, chiefly [[Wikipedia:Poison (band)|Poison]] and their lead singer, Bret Michaels.

==Taranchula==
Judging by the musical style of the [[Taranchula]] song [[Moving Very Slowly]], it is evident that they were at first designed to be a parody of the Thrash Metal movement, chiefly [[Wikipedia:Metallica|Metallica]]. However, as the character of the band developed, as with Limozeen, Taranchula also went in a different direction, and is now a parody of the many [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|Death Metal]] bands from Scandinavia and the surrounding territories. [[Wikipedia:Immortal (band)|Immortal]] seem to be a big inspiration in particular.

==Miscellaneous References==
*[[Main Page 4]], a red bowling ball with black and white stripes can be seen by hovering over the Toons button. This is an obvious reference to [[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]] and, more specifically, the band's guitarist and namesake Eddie Van Halen, who famously plays guitars and wears attire that sports this motif. The pattern was also used on the cover of their recent compilation, The Best of Both Worlds.
*Email [[space program]], [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]]'s flagship is known as the Proud Anselmo, a reference to Phil Anselmo, controversial frontman of the band [[Wikipedia:Pantera|Pantera]].
**Also in space program, Strong Bad makes a reference to a "space alien fron Satriani 5". Satriani 5 is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Joe Satriani|Joe Satriani]], a multi grammy nominee and pioneer of instrumental guitar rock. He is also known to have taught many other famous guitar players, such as Kirk Hammet and Steve Vai.
*Email [[garage sale]], Strong Bad refers to the email sender Cat as Catman. While there are other explanations, it's likely that this is a nod to Peter Criss, the former drummer of the band KISS, whose stage name was Catman.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|issue eight]], [[Cheerleader]] is seen with a heart-shaped, triple-necked guitar, identical to that which space-age guitar hero [[Wikipedia:Steve Vai|Steve Vai]] had [http://www.vai.com/Machines/guitarpages/guitar041.html custom built].

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Teen Girl Squad Locations

Dagger — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 16:55:08 GMT

Dagger: /* Cosplayover Camp */ added links

These are the various fictional locations that the [[Teen Girl Squad]] comics take place on. Many of these locations are only seen in one issue.

==Various==
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===== Teen Girl Squad Field =====
The Teen Girl Squad variant of [[The Field]] is the most simplistic background [[Strong Bad]] uses. It features a single line separating the ground from the sky. Sometimes the sky has objects like clouds and [[The Birds|birds]] in it, and only once has a tree been seen.
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|[[Image:TGSSchool.PNG|150px]] ||

=====The School=====
This is the school that the squad attends, first seen in Issue [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|4]] and then later in Issues [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|8]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10]]. Their mascot is the Fighting Growlback, as evidenced by the Fighting Growlbacks [[Bottomless Pits|Bottomless Spirit Pit]] that [[So and So]] fell into. They frequently serve breadtangles of [[Pizza|pizza]] for lunch and once held a Battle of the Bands contest. It also has a [[CGNU Prinicpal's Office|Prinicpal's Office]], similar to the one in [[CGNU]], and a locker room for the use of [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Quarterback|Quarterbacks]].
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]==
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===== The Graveyard =====
The Graveyard is where [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]] were buried when they died in the first issue. Theirs are the only tombstones visible. [[Cheerleader]] went here to announce her good looks, and it was here that she met [[Strong Bad]].
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]==
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=====TCYBCBY=====
This is a frozen yogurt shop. After a long day of boys and death, the girls all get together at their favorite ice cream shop which is a spoof of [[Wikipedia:TCBY|TCBY]]. A "GO YOGurt!" sign can be seen in the window. One of the things customers can add to their yogurt is [[Wikipedia:Sprinkles|Jimmies]].
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]==
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=====3 Spring Rolls=====
This is the Chinese Food booth that the girls went to for some Pan-Asian Cuisine before shopping at the mall. It is run by [[Arrow'd Guy]], and it bears a striking resemblance to [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. [[The Ugly One]] ordered three spring rolls from this stand, and Arrow'd Guy [[-'d|MSG'd]] her, which hurt her "stomach lining".
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|[[Image:ThriftStore.PNG|150px]]||

=====The Thrift Store=====
While the other girls headed for the mall, [[What's Her Face]] was relegated to the thrift store, where all the clothes smell like grandmas. According to the sign held by the [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Thrift_Store_Person|Thrift Store Girl]], each item here costs one or two cents.
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|[[Image:TGSMall.PNG|150px]] ||
=====The Mall=====
This is the shopping mall that [[So and So]], [[Cheerleader]], and [[The Ugly One]] go to to get some summer fashions. So and So bought an outfit for $500 and Cheerleader bought an elephant head for $100, which she said was a "whole new style".
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]==
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=====What's Her Face's House=====
[[What's Her Face]] lives at 412 S. Figgis, [[Mundelow]], [[Zip Codes|80808]]. She remained here during Spring Break while the other girls went to the beach. At first she was only seen in her front yard, but a kitchen was later seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]].
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|[[Image:tgs5.PNG|150px]] ||

=====The Beach=====
This beach is where [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], and [[The Ugly One]] went during their spring break. Cheerleader and So and So went to meet some [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|Olda Boys]] there with The Ugly One, but she got too nervous. While here, they sported their swimsuits, Cheerleader got killed by a SAiLING MiSHAP!, The Ugly One got PERCH'd upon by a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fat Bird|fat bird]], and So and So went tandem parasailing with [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Henry Rollins|some presidents]].
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|[[Image:Pipe.PNG|150px]] ||
=====Skateboarding Half-Pipe=====
[[What's Her Face]] and [[Thomas]] hung out here while [[So and So]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Henry Rollins|George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Henry Rollins]] parasailed by. Thomas did some sweet moves here, including a LATE 360 SHOVE-iT TO BONELESS.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]]==
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=====Inside the Lion=====
This is where the girls jumped inside for their Secret [[Decemberween]] Gift Exchange. [[What's Her Face]] didn't go inside, because she was hesitant and vegan. According to [[Cheerleader]], the lion's innards are looking so good, and the rest of the squad agrees. Cheerleader received a fashion gift card from [[So and So]], and [[The Ugly One]] gave Cheerleader a half-digested gazelle carcass. For some reason the inside of the [[Lions|lion]] looks somewhat like the inside of a whale.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]==
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=====[[Diapers|Diaper]] School=====
This is where the Teeny Tiny Girl Squad attends preschool. It has at least two blocks, a slide, and possibly a sandbox. The only other known students are [[Tompkins]] and [[Thomas]], and their teacher is [[Mrs. Commanderson]]. The bell, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Bill Bellamy|Bill Bellamy]], rings to announce naptime.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]==
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=====Mrs. So-and-so-erson's Walk-in Closet=====
[[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]] keeps her clothing here. [[Kissyboots]] practiced for the Battle of the Bands tournament here. Based on the closet's contents, [[Cheerleader]] and [[What's Her Face]] determine that [[So and So]]'s step mom has "questionable taste" and "like a million jogging suits", respectively.

Contents known to be kept in it include a million jogging suits (estimated), a jester hat, a sombrero, a [[Wikipedia:Bascinet|bascinet]] style helmet, loafers, and black high heels.
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|[[Image:TGSStage.PNG|150px]] ||

=====School Stage=====
This is the stage in the auditorium of the girls' school. The Battle of the Bands was hosted here. There is also a backstage and dressing room. This may or may not be the same stage seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]].

The Battle of the Crappy High School Bands was also hosted here in the email [[death metal]].
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|[[Image:DressingRoom.PNG|150px]] ||

=====Dressing Room=====
This is presumably located near the school stage. It is used by the competitors in the Battle of the Bands before they perform. [[So and So]] decided she was going with a gloomy keyboardist look here before meeting up with [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Trolls|trolls]], who asked her for her autograph. A giant twelve-sided die falling from above prevented her from doing this, however.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]==
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=====Vultures' Dining Room=====
This is the fancy and elegant dining room where [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Vultures|The Vultures]] took [[Mr. Pitters]] and ate him, saying that he "ain't no teen girl". While chomping down on him, they claim he is "quite good, quite good."
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|[[Image:Stage2.PNG|150px]] ||
=====A Theatre=====
[[So and So]] and a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Port-O-John|Port-O-John]] put on a play here. Unfortunately, they were killed by a spear when the [[Arrow'd Guy]] didn't give them very good reviews. This may or may not be the same stage seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]].
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|[[Image:Babbages.PNG|150px]] ||

=====[[Wikipedia:Babbage's|Babbage's]]=====
At the end of the "Best Friends Squad" song, the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Learner's Permit Girl|Learner's Permit Girl]] gave [[Strong Bad]] a ride here. He was disappointed with the complete lack of [[Wikipedia:Turbografx|Turbografx]] games. A [[Cheap as Free]] sign can be seen here.
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|[[Image:ilsg.PNG|150px]] ||

=====The Spirit World=====
This is where the spirits of the dearly departed Teen Girl Squad characters reside. The girls and [[Mr. Pitters]] ended up here after being killed in various ways.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]==
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=====The Cafeteria=====
This is the cafeteria of the girls' school. The girls share a table and chat. Sometimes, the cafeteria has "corn and corn alone" day, where the meal is a huge pile of corn and corn alone. Only The Ugly One eats, as the other three think that eating lunch is for weirdos.
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|[[Image:Coach and olympic man.png|150px]] ||
=====Olympic Race Track=====
This is presumably the place where some type of Olympic race is held, as evidenced by the banner reading "OLYMPIC RACE". An [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olympic Man and Coach|Olympic Man and a Coach]] are briefly seen here after the Coach called [[Cheerleader]] on her cell phone and said the Olympics are dumb, though he denies this to his muscular companion.
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|[[Image:Sweetsometeen.PNG|150px]] ||
=====The Ugly One's House=====
[[The Ugly One]] lives here with her father [[Manolios Ugly One]] (the only other known resident of the house). This is where The Ugly One's sweet someteen birthday bash took place. [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]] and [[What's Her Face]] attended this event, as did a slew of [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|minor characters]].
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|[[Image:Giza.PNG|150px]] ||
=====[[Wikipedia:Giza|Giza]]=====
This is a real-world location in [[Wikipedia:Egypt|Egypt]] famous for its [[Wikipedia:Great Sphinx|sphinx]] and [[Wikipedia:Great Pyramid|Great Pyramid]]. [[Strong Bad]] and the newly-attractive [[The Ugly One]] [[Making Out|made out]] in front of them.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]==
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=====Firstbasawassa=====
This is the summer camp that [[Cheerleader]], [[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]] go to.
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|[[Image:TGS11Cosplay.png|150px]] ||
=====Cosplayover Camp=====
This is the summer camp where [[D N'D Greg]] and [[Science Fiction Greg]] go.
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|[[Image:CdoggNaptime.png|150px]] ||

=====Jail=====
This is the prison that [[So and So]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#C-dogg and Naptime|C-dogg and Naptime]] (and, presumably, Rubble D) are sent to.
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{{Teen Girl Squad}}
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Teen Girl Squad Issue 11

Dagger — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:58:15 GMT

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[[Image:TeenGirlSquad11.PNG|200px|thumb|"We'll try to miss you!!!"]]

Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One go to summer camp while So and So gets a part-time job.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Death|Death]], [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Shirt_Folding_Store_Woman_and_Astronaut|Shirt Folding Store Woman]], [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Shirt_Folding_Store_Woman_and_Astronaut|Astronaut]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fat Costumer|Fat Costumer]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#D N'D Greg|D N'D Greg]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Camp Counselor Shortshorts|Camp Counselor Shortshorts]], [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Maniac_In_A_Speedo|Maniac In A Speedo]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#C-Dog and Naptime|C-Dog and Naptime]]

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Bus stop|Bus stop]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Firstbasawassa|Firstbasawassa]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The Mall|The Mall]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Jail|Jail]]

'''Date:''' July 17, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:30

'''Page Title:''' Eleven Division Titles!

==Transcript==

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{cell phone!}'' So and So! ''{pager!}'' What's Her Face! ''{rotary phone!}'' The Ugly One! ''{geiger counter}''

''{The episode begins with all four girls standing together with three rolled-up sleeping bags by their feet.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Don't look now, ladies, but... Camp Firstbasawassa's gonna be the bombier than ever now that they've installed...

'''ALL:''' Working toilet paper!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{nostalgically}'' I'm gonna miss the oak leaves.

''{Close up on So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I can't go this year. ''{sticking tongue out}'' Judith is making me get a summer job at Shirt Folding Store.

''{Cut back to all four girls}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Your stepmoms is teh facist.

''{Cut to So and So waving goodbye to Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One, who are being driven away on a Firstbasawassa bus.}''

'''CHEERLEADER, WHAT'S HER FACE, THE UGLY ONE:''' We'll try to miss you!

''{A giant Grim Reaper appears in front of the bus, holding a hamburger.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Grim Reaper}'' Forbod.... ''{suddenly biting hamburger}'' Chomp!

''{Cut to So and So at the Folding Mills Mall.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I love the mall! I wish the mall could be my ringtone.

''{A large, magazine cut-and-paste style Judith appears in front of So and So. So and So appears terrified}''

'''JUDITH:''' ''{shouting}'' Where have you been? Get back to work! A kid puked in dressing room 3!

''{Cut to So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' But it's my first day and I'm—

'''JUDITH:''' ''{interrupting; holding up large name tag labled Mark}'' Here's your name tag, Mark! Now get to minimum wagin'!

''{An astronaut suddenly appears and punches Judith}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Meet a fist! ''{as astronaut}'' Ckhk. She killed my dog. ''{Judith falls over}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Um... 'kay.

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as astronaut; suddenly appearing with a cape and flies away}'' Ckhk. Da da da da!

''{Meanwhile at summer camp}''

''{Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One are standing by a bunk-bed and sleeping bags. Cheerleader is wearing reading glasses and examining a script.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Does "ugs" have one "g" or two?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{holds up two fingers}'' The deuce.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{tossing script away; reading glasses disappear}'' Alright, uggs, since So and So's not here this year, ''{What's Her Face and The Ugly One appear pleasantly surprised}'' you're bunkin' with me! I'll take snoring over night terrors any day.

''{Cheerleader and The Ugly One put arms over one another's shoulders.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Then who's sharing my bunk?

''{Cut to the right side of What's Her Face, who is suddenly beside a an old, feminine racoon standing on it's hind legs and wearing a purse and bow. What's Her Face looks surprised.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as racoon}'' Hiya, bunkmate. Do you love me?

''{Cut to So and So at a folding station. A fat mat stands beside her.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as fat man}'' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{appears love-struck and drools}'' A coughiversary?! How roman-

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as fat man; interrupting}'' *cough!*

''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as announcer in baseball stadium}'' ...and it's a double play! ''{fireworks appear}'' Yaaaay!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as fat man; pointing at stadium}'' That's not my wife.

'''SO AND SO:''' Um... 'kay.

''{Cut to Cheerleader and The Ugly One in a canoe "Canoe Reeves".}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Boys are an important part of life. 
'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Canoes are an important part of life.

''{The canoe lands on a patch of land with a sign "Them Boys"}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Alright, uggs, pretty up! You my wingman! ''{jumps into the air}'' Now let's go get us some boys camp!

''{Cut to Cosplayover camp}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' ''{dressed as a medieval swordsman}'' Welcome, fair maidens, to our fair village.

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' ''{dressed futuristically}'' I think you mean... welcome, earthlings, to our fair star system.

''{Cut to D N'D Greg and Science Fiction Greg}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' Village!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Star system!

''{Cut closer}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' Beholders!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Sentient nebulae!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{appearing}'' Ai-ai-ai-ai-ya! I thought this was Coach Conrad's Sit-Up Camp For Shirtless Boys!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' ''{seductively; removing shirt}'' Oh, I can take my shirt off....

''{Science Fiction Greg pulls his shirt up to just under his shoulders; a "voip" eminates from his bare chest and hits Cheerleader.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Blinding voip!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Ahh! My tan lines!

''{Cut to So and So at her folding booth}''

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{holds up shirt}'' This shirt is trés cutée!

''{So and So thinks while Strong Bad appears as a leprechaun and a security camera moves in from the right.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as leprechaun}'' Oooh.... Shoplifting?

''{Cut to The Ugly One and What's Her Face standing by Camp Counselor Shortshorts.}''

'''CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS:''' Okay, girls, I'm Camp Counselor Shortshorts. Now before you ask "Who's this square?", listen to this: ''{bends knees, throws hands in the air}'' Scha-wing! ''{points at girls}'' Not! ''{jumps in the air}'' Who let the dogs out!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Buh-arf.

''{Guitar music begins to play}''

'''CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS:''' Now let's fellowship the pants off this place with a warbly campsong!

''{Cut to What's Her Face, The Ugly One, and Camp Counselor Shortshorts by a campfire. Camp Counselor Shortshorts is playing a guitar.}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' All the chumbly wumbly bear came a-tumblin' down....

''{Cut to a bear selling beans}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Did he sell beans?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{extreme close up}'' Lord no!

''{Cut back to the campfire}''

'''ALL:''' Did he sell eggs?

''{Cut to a bear selling eggs, which is immediately crossed out}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Lord no!

''{Cut back to the campfire}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' But he couldn't and he wouldn't and he shouldn't so he stapled it down!

''{Suddenly, a muscular man with a paper bag over his head and wearing a Speedo™ appears with a chainsaw and cuts everyone into pieces.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Maniac in a speedo'd!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I love summer camp!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh, the memories!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' It's over!

''{Cut to So and So in a jail}''

'''SO AND SO:''' C-dog, Naptime, don't make the same mistakes I did. You guys are young. You got your whole lives ahead of you. Me? I'm looking at life plus whenever my step-mom picks me up.

'''C-DOG / NAPTIME:''' Dag, yo.

'''SO AND SO:''' Hey, Rubble D! Where my smokes at?

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the "O" to see What's Her Face with her bunkmate.
:'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as racoon}'' Bunkmate, can you help give me these ''{nine syringes appear in the racoon's hand}'' seventeen shots before I go into a coma?

== Fun Facts ==
=== Explanations ===
*A [[Wikipedia:Geiger counter|Geiger counter]] measures ionizing radiation.

=== Remarks ===
*This is the first Teen Girl Squad that feature realistic background paper and character.

=== Goofs ===
*The notebook paper in the frame of the toon and outside of the frame do not match up.

=== Real World References ===
*Canoe Reeves is a reference to the actor [[Wikipedia:Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]].
*"[[wikipedia:Who Let the Dogs Out?|Who Let the Dogs Out?]]" is a song written by [[wikipedia:Anslem Douglas|Anslem Douglas]], but was made popular by the [[Wikipedia:Baha Men|Baha Men]].

Teen Girl Squad Locations

Dagger — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:47:37 GMT

Dagger: /* Firstbasawassa */ added links

These are the various fictional locations that the [[Teen Girl Squad]] comics take place on. Many of these locations are only seen in one issue.

==Various==
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===== Teen Girl Squad Field =====
The Teen Girl Squad variant of [[The Field]] is the most simplistic background [[Strong Bad]] uses. It features a single line separating the ground from the sky. Sometimes the sky has objects like clouds and [[The Birds|birds]] in it, and only once has a tree been seen.
|-
|[[Image:TGSSchool.PNG|150px]] ||

=====The School=====
This is the school that the squad attends, first seen in Issue [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|4]] and then later in Issues [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|8]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10]]. Their mascot is the Fighting Growlback, as evidenced by the Fighting Growlbacks [[Bottomless Pits|Bottomless Spirit Pit]] that [[So and So]] fell into. They frequently serve breadtangles of [[Pizza|pizza]] for lunch and once held a Battle of the Bands contest. It also has a [[CGNU Prinicpal's Office|Prinicpal's Office]], similar to the one in [[CGNU]], and a locker room for the use of [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Quarterback|Quarterbacks]].
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]==
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|[[Image:TGS Graveyard.PNG|150px]] ||
===== The Graveyard =====
The Graveyard is where [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]] were buried when they died in the first issue. Theirs are the only tombstones visible. [[Cheerleader]] went here to announce her good looks, and it was here that she met [[Strong Bad]].
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]==
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|[[Image:TCYBCBY.PNG|150px]] ||
=====TCYBCBY=====
This is a frozen yogurt shop. After a long day of boys and death, the girls all get together at their favorite ice cream shop which is a spoof of [[Wikipedia:TCBY|TCBY]]. A "GO YOGurt!" sign can be seen in the window. One of the things customers can add to their yogurt is [[Wikipedia:Sprinkles|Jimmies]].
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]==
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|[[Image:MSGd.png|150px]] ||
=====3 Spring Rolls=====
This is the Chinese Food booth that the girls went to for some Pan-Asian Cuisine before shopping at the mall. It is run by [[Arrow'd Guy]], and it bears a striking resemblance to [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. [[The Ugly One]] ordered three spring rolls from this stand, and Arrow'd Guy [[-'d|MSG'd]] her, which hurt her "stomach lining".
|-
|[[Image:ThriftStore.PNG|150px]]||

=====The Thrift Store=====
While the other girls headed for the mall, [[What's Her Face]] was relegated to the thrift store, where all the clothes smell like grandmas. According to the sign held by the [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Thrift_Store_Person|Thrift Store Girl]], each item here costs one or two cents.
|-
|[[Image:TGSMall.PNG|150px]] ||
=====The Mall=====
This is the shopping mall that [[So and So]], [[Cheerleader]], and [[The Ugly One]] go to to get some summer fashions. So and So bought an outfit for $500 and Cheerleader bought an elephant head for $100, which she said was a "whole new style".
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]==
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|[[Image:Whfhouse.PNG|150px]] ||
=====What's Her Face's House=====
[[What's Her Face]] lives at 412 S. Figgis, [[Mundelow]], [[Zip Codes|80808]]. She remained here during Spring Break while the other girls went to the beach. At first she was only seen in her front yard, but a kitchen was later seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]].
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|[[Image:tgs5.PNG|150px]] ||

=====The Beach=====
This beach is where [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], and [[The Ugly One]] went during their spring break. Cheerleader and So and So went to meet some [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|Olda Boys]] there with The Ugly One, but she got too nervous. While here, they sported their swimsuits, Cheerleader got killed by a SAiLING MiSHAP!, The Ugly One got PERCH'd upon by a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fat Bird|fat bird]], and So and So went tandem parasailing with [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Henry Rollins|some presidents]].
|-
|[[Image:Pipe.PNG|150px]] ||
=====Skateboarding Half-Pipe=====
[[What's Her Face]] and [[Thomas]] hung out here while [[So and So]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Henry Rollins|George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Henry Rollins]] parasailed by. Thomas did some sweet moves here, including a LATE 360 SHOVE-iT TO BONELESS.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]]==
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|[[Image:tgs6.PNG|150px]] ||
=====Inside the Lion=====
This is where the girls jumped inside for their Secret [[Decemberween]] Gift Exchange. [[What's Her Face]] didn't go inside, because she was hesitant and vegan. According to [[Cheerleader]], the lion's innards are looking so good, and the rest of the squad agrees. Cheerleader received a fashion gift card from [[So and So]], and [[The Ugly One]] gave Cheerleader a half-digested gazelle carcass. For some reason the inside of the [[Lions|lion]] looks somewhat like the inside of a whale.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]==
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|[[Image:Diaperschool.PNG|150px]] ||
=====[[Diapers|Diaper]] School=====
This is where the Teeny Tiny Girl Squad attends preschool. It has at least two blocks, a slide, and possibly a sandbox. The only other known students are [[Tompkins]] and [[Thomas]], and their teacher is [[Mrs. Commanderson]]. The bell, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Bill Bellamy|Bill Bellamy]], rings to announce naptime.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]==
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|[[Image:TGS8.PNG|150px]] ||
=====Mrs. So-and-so-erson's Walk-in Closet=====
[[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]] keeps her clothing here. [[Kissyboots]] practiced for the Battle of the Bands tournament here. Based on the closet's contents, [[Cheerleader]] and [[What's Her Face]] determine that [[So and So]]'s step mom has "questionable taste" and "like a million jogging suits", respectively.

Contents known to be kept in it include a million jogging suits (estimated), a jester hat, a sombrero, a [[Wikipedia:Bascinet|bascinet]] style helmet, loafers, and black high heels.
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|[[Image:TGSStage.PNG|150px]] ||

=====School Stage=====
This is the stage in the auditorium of the girls' school. The Battle of the Bands was hosted here. There is also a backstage and dressing room. This may or may not be the same stage seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]].

The Battle of the Crappy High School Bands was also hosted here in the email [[death metal]].
|-
|[[Image:DressingRoom.PNG|150px]] ||

=====Dressing Room=====
This is presumably located near the school stage. It is used by the competitors in the Battle of the Bands before they perform. [[So and So]] decided she was going with a gloomy keyboardist look here before meeting up with [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Trolls|trolls]], who asked her for her autograph. A giant twelve-sided die falling from above prevented her from doing this, however.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]==
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|[[Image:Vultureroom.PNG|150px]] ||
=====Vultures' Dining Room=====
This is the fancy and elegant dining room where [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Vultures|The Vultures]] took [[Mr. Pitters]] and ate him, saying that he "ain't no teen girl". While chomping down on him, they claim he is "quite good, quite good."
|-
|[[Image:Stage2.PNG|150px]] ||
=====A Theatre=====
[[So and So]] and a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Port-O-John|Port-O-John]] put on a play here. Unfortunately, they were killed by a spear when the [[Arrow'd Guy]] didn't give them very good reviews. This may or may not be the same stage seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]].
|-
|[[Image:Babbages.PNG|150px]] ||

=====[[Wikipedia:Babbage's|Babbage's]]=====
At the end of the "Best Friends Squad" song, the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Learner's Permit Girl|Learner's Permit Girl]] gave [[Strong Bad]] a ride here. He was disappointed with the complete lack of [[Wikipedia:Turbografx|Turbografx]] games. A [[Cheap as Free]] sign can be seen here.
|-
|[[Image:ilsg.PNG|150px]] ||

=====The Spirit World=====
This is where the spirits of the dearly departed Teen Girl Squad characters reside. The girls and [[Mr. Pitters]] ended up here after being killed in various ways.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]==
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=====The Cafeteria=====
This is the cafeteria of the girls' school. The girls share a table and chat. Sometimes, the cafeteria has "corn and corn alone" day, where the meal is a huge pile of corn and corn alone. Only The Ugly One eats, as the other three think that eating lunch is for weirdos.
|-
|[[Image:Coach and olympic man.png|150px]] ||
=====Olympic Race Track=====
This is presumably the place where some type of Olympic race is held, as evidenced by the banner reading "OLYMPIC RACE". An [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olympic Man and Coach|Olympic Man and a Coach]] are briefly seen here after the Coach called [[Cheerleader]] on her cell phone and said the Olympics are dumb, though he denies this to his muscular companion.
|-
|[[Image:Sweetsometeen.PNG|150px]] ||
=====The Ugly One's House=====
[[The Ugly One]] lives here with her father [[Manolios Ugly One]] (the only other known resident of the house). This is where The Ugly One's sweet someteen birthday bash took place. [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]] and [[What's Her Face]] attended this event, as did a slew of [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|minor characters]].
|-
|[[Image:Giza.PNG|150px]] ||
=====[[Wikipedia:Giza|Giza]]=====
This is a real-world location in [[Wikipedia:Egypt|Egypt]] famous for its [[Wikipedia:Great Sphinx|sphinx]] and [[Wikipedia:Great Pyramid|Great Pyramid]]. [[Strong Bad]] and the newly-attractive [[The Ugly One]] [[Making Out|made out]] in front of them.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]==
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=====Firstbasawassa=====
This is the summer camp that [[Cheerleader]], [[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]] go to.
|}

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Teen Girl Squad Locations

Dagger — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:46:11 GMT

Dagger: firstbasawassa

These are the various fictional locations that the [[Teen Girl Squad]] comics take place on. Many of these locations are only seen in one issue.

==Various==
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|[[Image:TGS Field.PNG|150px]] ||
===== Teen Girl Squad Field =====
The Teen Girl Squad variant of [[The Field]] is the most simplistic background [[Strong Bad]] uses. It features a single line separating the ground from the sky. Sometimes the sky has objects like clouds and [[The Birds|birds]] in it, and only once has a tree been seen.
|-
|[[Image:TGSSchool.PNG|150px]] ||

=====The School=====
This is the school that the squad attends, first seen in Issue [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|4]] and then later in Issues [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|8]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10]]. Their mascot is the Fighting Growlback, as evidenced by the Fighting Growlbacks [[Bottomless Pits|Bottomless Spirit Pit]] that [[So and So]] fell into. They frequently serve breadtangles of [[Pizza|pizza]] for lunch and once held a Battle of the Bands contest. It also has a [[CGNU Prinicpal's Office|Prinicpal's Office]], similar to the one in [[CGNU]], and a locker room for the use of [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Quarterback|Quarterbacks]].
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]==
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|[[Image:TGS Graveyard.PNG|150px]] ||
===== The Graveyard =====
The Graveyard is where [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]] were buried when they died in the first issue. Theirs are the only tombstones visible. [[Cheerleader]] went here to announce her good looks, and it was here that she met [[Strong Bad]].
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]==
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|[[Image:TCYBCBY.PNG|150px]] ||
=====TCYBCBY=====
This is a frozen yogurt shop. After a long day of boys and death, the girls all get together at their favorite ice cream shop which is a spoof of [[Wikipedia:TCBY|TCBY]]. A "GO YOGurt!" sign can be seen in the window. One of the things customers can add to their yogurt is [[Wikipedia:Sprinkles|Jimmies]].
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]==
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|[[Image:MSGd.png|150px]] ||
=====3 Spring Rolls=====
This is the Chinese Food booth that the girls went to for some Pan-Asian Cuisine before shopping at the mall. It is run by [[Arrow'd Guy]], and it bears a striking resemblance to [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. [[The Ugly One]] ordered three spring rolls from this stand, and Arrow'd Guy [[-'d|MSG'd]] her, which hurt her "stomach lining".
|-
|[[Image:ThriftStore.PNG|150px]]||

=====The Thrift Store=====
While the other girls headed for the mall, [[What's Her Face]] was relegated to the thrift store, where all the clothes smell like grandmas. According to the sign held by the [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Thrift_Store_Person|Thrift Store Girl]], each item here costs one or two cents.
|-
|[[Image:TGSMall.PNG|150px]] ||
=====The Mall=====
This is the shopping mall that [[So and So]], [[Cheerleader]], and [[The Ugly One]] go to to get some summer fashions. So and So bought an outfit for $500 and Cheerleader bought an elephant head for $100, which she said was a "whole new style".
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]==
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|[[Image:Whfhouse.PNG|150px]] ||
=====What's Her Face's House=====
[[What's Her Face]] lives at 412 S. Figgis, [[Mundelow]], [[Zip Codes|80808]]. She remained here during Spring Break while the other girls went to the beach. At first she was only seen in her front yard, but a kitchen was later seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]].
|-
|[[Image:tgs5.PNG|150px]] ||

=====The Beach=====
This beach is where [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], and [[The Ugly One]] went during their spring break. Cheerleader and So and So went to meet some [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|Olda Boys]] there with The Ugly One, but she got too nervous. While here, they sported their swimsuits, Cheerleader got killed by a SAiLING MiSHAP!, The Ugly One got PERCH'd upon by a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fat Bird|fat bird]], and So and So went tandem parasailing with [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Henry Rollins|some presidents]].
|-
|[[Image:Pipe.PNG|150px]] ||
=====Skateboarding Half-Pipe=====
[[What's Her Face]] and [[Thomas]] hung out here while [[So and So]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Henry Rollins|George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Henry Rollins]] parasailed by. Thomas did some sweet moves here, including a LATE 360 SHOVE-iT TO BONELESS.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]]==
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|[[Image:tgs6.PNG|150px]] ||
=====Inside the Lion=====
This is where the girls jumped inside for their Secret [[Decemberween]] Gift Exchange. [[What's Her Face]] didn't go inside, because she was hesitant and vegan. According to [[Cheerleader]], the lion's innards are looking so good, and the rest of the squad agrees. Cheerleader received a fashion gift card from [[So and So]], and [[The Ugly One]] gave Cheerleader a half-digested gazelle carcass. For some reason the inside of the [[Lions|lion]] looks somewhat like the inside of a whale.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]==
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|[[Image:Diaperschool.PNG|150px]] ||
=====[[Diapers|Diaper]] School=====
This is where the Teeny Tiny Girl Squad attends preschool. It has at least two blocks, a slide, and possibly a sandbox. The only other known students are [[Tompkins]] and [[Thomas]], and their teacher is [[Mrs. Commanderson]]. The bell, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Bill Bellamy|Bill Bellamy]], rings to announce naptime.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]==
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|[[Image:TGS8.PNG|150px]] ||
=====Mrs. So-and-so-erson's Walk-in Closet=====
[[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]] keeps her clothing here. [[Kissyboots]] practiced for the Battle of the Bands tournament here. Based on the closet's contents, [[Cheerleader]] and [[What's Her Face]] determine that [[So and So]]'s step mom has "questionable taste" and "like a million jogging suits", respectively.

Contents known to be kept in it include a million jogging suits (estimated), a jester hat, a sombrero, a [[Wikipedia:Bascinet|bascinet]] style helmet, loafers, and black high heels.
|-
|[[Image:TGSStage.PNG|150px]] ||

=====School Stage=====
This is the stage in the auditorium of the girls' school. The Battle of the Bands was hosted here. There is also a backstage and dressing room. This may or may not be the same stage seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]].

The Battle of the Crappy High School Bands was also hosted here in the email [[death metal]].
|-
|[[Image:DressingRoom.PNG|150px]] ||

=====Dressing Room=====
This is presumably located near the school stage. It is used by the competitors in the Battle of the Bands before they perform. [[So and So]] decided she was going with a gloomy keyboardist look here before meeting up with [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Trolls|trolls]], who asked her for her autograph. A giant twelve-sided die falling from above prevented her from doing this, however.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"
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|[[Image:Vultureroom.PNG|150px]] ||
=====Vultures' Dining Room=====
This is the fancy and elegant dining room where [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Vultures|The Vultures]] took [[Mr. Pitters]] and ate him, saying that he "ain't no teen girl". While chomping down on him, they claim he is "quite good, quite good."
|-
|[[Image:Stage2.PNG|150px]] ||
=====A Theatre=====
[[So and So]] and a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Port-O-John|Port-O-John]] put on a play here. Unfortunately, they were killed by a spear when the [[Arrow'd Guy]] didn't give them very good reviews. This may or may not be the same stage seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]].
|-
|[[Image:Babbages.PNG|150px]] ||

=====[[Wikipedia:Babbage's|Babbage's]]=====
At the end of the "Best Friends Squad" song, the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Learner's Permit Girl|Learner's Permit Girl]] gave [[Strong Bad]] a ride here. He was disappointed with the complete lack of [[Wikipedia:Turbografx|Turbografx]] games. A [[Cheap as Free]] sign can be seen here.
|-
|[[Image:ilsg.PNG|150px]] ||

=====The Spirit World=====
This is where the spirits of the dearly departed Teen Girl Squad characters reside. The girls and [[Mr. Pitters]] ended up here after being killed in various ways.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"
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|-
|[[Image:TGSCafe.PNG|150px]] ||
=====The Cafeteria=====
This is the cafeteria of the girls' school. The girls share a table and chat. Sometimes, the cafeteria has "corn and corn alone" day, where the meal is a huge pile of corn and corn alone. Only The Ugly One eats, as the other three think that eating lunch is for weirdos.
|-
|[[Image:Coach and olympic man.png|150px]] ||
=====Olympic Race Track=====
This is presumably the place where some type of Olympic race is held, as evidenced by the banner reading "OLYMPIC RACE". An [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olympic Man and Coach|Olympic Man and a Coach]] are briefly seen here after the Coach called [[Cheerleader]] on her cell phone and said the Olympics are dumb, though he denies this to his muscular companion.
|-
|[[Image:Sweetsometeen.PNG|150px]] ||
=====The Ugly One's House=====
[[The Ugly One]] lives here with her father [[Manolios Ugly One]] (the only other known resident of the house). This is where The Ugly One's sweet someteen birthday bash took place. [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]] and [[What's Her Face]] attended this event, as did a slew of [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|minor characters]].
|-
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=====[[Wikipedia:Giza|Giza]]=====
This is a real-world location in [[Wikipedia:Egypt|Egypt]] famous for its [[Wikipedia:Great Sphinx|sphinx]] and [[Wikipedia:Great Pyramid|Great Pyramid]]. [[Strong Bad]] and the newly-attractive [[The Ugly One]] [[Making Out|made out]] in front of them.
|}

==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]==
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=====Firstbasawassa=====
This is the summer camp that Cheerleader, What's Her Face and the Ugly One go to.
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{{Teen Girl Squad}}
[[Category: Teen Girl Squad]]
[[Category:Places]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 11

Dagger — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:42:04 GMT

Dagger: /* Real World References */ added baha men

{{tgsnav|11|Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_10|Issue 10|Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_1|Issue 1}}

[[Image:TeenGirlSquad11.PNG|200px|thumb|"We'll try to miss you!!!"]]

Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One go to summer camp while So and So gets a part-time job.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Death|Death]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Judith|Judith]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Astronaut|Astronaut]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fat Costumer|Fat Costumer]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#D N'D Greg|D N'D Greg]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Camp Counselor Shortshorts|Camp Counselor Shortshorts]], [[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Maniac_In_A_Speedo|Maniac In A Speedo]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#C-Dog and Naptime|C-Dog and Naptime]]

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Bus stop|Bus stop]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Firstbasawassa|Firstbasawassa]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The Mall|The Mall]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Jail|Jail]]

'''Date:''' July 17, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:30

'''Page Title:''' Eleven Division Titles!

==Transcript==

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{cell phone!}'' So and So! ''{pager!}'' What's Her Face! ''{rotary phone!}'' The Ugly One! ''{geiger counter}''

''{The episode begins with all four girls standing together with three rolled-up sleeping bags by their feet.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Don't look now, ladies, but... Camp Firstbasawassa's gonna be the bombier than ever now that they've installed...

'''ALL:''' Working toilet paper!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{nostalgically}'' I'm gonna miss the oak leaves.

''{Close up on So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I can't go this year. ''{sticking tongue out}'' Judith is making me get a summer job at Shirt Folding Store.

''{Cut back to all four girls}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Your stepmoms is teh facist.

''{Cut to So and So waving goodbye to Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One, who are being driven away on a Firstbasawassa bus.}''

'''CHEERLEADER, WHAT'S HER FACE, THE UGLY ONE:''' We'll try to miss you!

''{A giant Grim Reaper appears in front of the bus, holding a hamburger.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Grim Reaper}'' Forbod.... ''{suddenly biting hamburger}'' Chomp!

''{Cut to So and So at the Folding Mills Mall.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I love the mall! I wish the mall could be my ringtone.

''{A large, magazine cut-and-paste style Judith appears in front of So and So. So and So appears terrified}''

'''JUDITH:''' ''{shouting}'' Where have you been? Get back to work! A kid puked in dressing room 3!

''{Cut to So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' But it's my first day and I'm—

'''JUDITH:''' ''{interrupting; holding up large name tag labled Mark}'' Here's your name tag, Mark! Now get to minimum wagin'!

''{An astronaut suddenly appears and punches Judith}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Meet a fist! ''{as astronaut}'' Ckhk. She killed my dog. ''{Judith falls over}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Um... 'kay.

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as astronaut; suddenly appearing with a cape and flies away}'' Ckhk. Da da da da!

''{Meanwhile at summer camp}''

''{Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One are standing by a bunk-bed and sleeping bags. Cheerleader is wearing reading glasses and examining a script.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Does "ugs" have one "g" or two?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{holds up two fingers}'' The deuce.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{tossing script away; reading glasses disappear}'' Alright, uggs, since So and So's not here this year, ''{What's Her Face and The Ugly One appear pleasantly surprised}'' you're bunkin' with me! I'll take snoring over night terrors any day.

''{Cheerleader and The Ugly One put arms over one another's shoulders.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Then who's sharing my bunk?

''{Cut to the right side of What's Her Face, who is suddenly beside a an old, feminine racoon standing on it's hind legs and wearing a purse and bow. What's Her Face looks surprised.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as racoon}'' Hiya, bunkmate. Do you love me?

''{Cut to So and So at a folding station. A fat mat stands beside her.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as fat man}'' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{appears love-struck and drools}'' A coughiversary?! How roman-

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as fat man; interrupting}'' *cough!*

''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as announcer in baseball stadium}'' ...and it's a double play! ''{fireworks appear}'' Yaaaay!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as fat man; pointing at stadium}'' That's not my wife.

'''SO AND SO:''' Um... 'kay.

''{Cut to Cheerleader and The Ugly One in a canoe "Canoe Reeves".}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Boys are an important part of life. 
'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Canoes are an important part of life.

''{The canoe lands on a patch of land with a sign "Them Boys"}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Alright, uggs, pretty up! You my wingman! ''{jumps into the air}'' Now let's go get us some boys camp!

''{Cut to Cosplayover camp}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' ''{dressed as a medieval swordsman}'' Welcome, fair maidens, to our fair village.

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' ''{dressed futuristically}'' I think you mean... welcome, earthlings, to our fair star system.

''{Cut to D N'D Greg and Science Fiction Greg}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' Village!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Star system!

''{Cut closer}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' Beholders!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Sentient nebulae!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{appearing}'' Ai-ai-ai-ai-ya! I thought this was Coach Conrad's Sit-Up Camp For Shirtless Boys!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' ''{seductively; removing shirt}'' Oh, I can take my shirt off....

''{Science Fiction Greg pulls his shirt up to just under his shoulders; a "voip" eminates from his bare chest and hits Cheerleader.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Blinding voip!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Ahh! My tan lines!

''{Cut to So and So at her folding booth}''

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{holds up shirt}'' This shirt is trés cutée!

''{So and So thinks while Strong Bad appears as a leprechaun and a security camera moves in from the right.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as leprechaun}'' Oooh.... Shoplifting?

''{Cut to The Ugly One and What's Her Face standing by Camp Counselor Shortshorts.}''

'''CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS:''' Okay, girls, I'm Camp Counselor Shortshorts. Now before you ask "Who's this square?", listen to this: ''{bends knees, throws hands in the air}'' Scha-wing! ''{points at girls}'' Not! ''{jumps in the air}'' Who let the dogs out!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Buh-arf.

''{Guitar music begins to play}''

'''CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS:''' Now let's fellowship the pants off this place with a warbly campsong!

''{Cut to What's Her Face, The Ugly One, and Camp Counselor Shortshorts by a campfire. Camp Counselor Shortshorts is playing a guitar.}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' All the chumbly wumbly bear came a-tumblin' down....

''{Cut to a bear selling beans}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Did he sell beans?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{extreme close up}'' Lord no!

''{Cut back to the campfire}''

'''ALL:''' Did he sell eggs?

''{Cut to a bear selling eggs, which is immediately crossed out}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Lord no!

''{Cut back to the campfire}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' But he couldn't and he wouldn't and he shouldn't so he stapled it down!

''{Suddenly, a muscular man with a paper bag over his head and wearing a Speedo™ appears with a chainsaw and cuts everyone into pieces.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Maniac in a speedo'd!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I love summer camp!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh, the memories!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' It's over!

''{Cut to So and So in a jail}''

'''SO AND SO:''' C-dog, Naptime, don't make the same mistakes I did. You guys are young. You got your whole lives ahead of you. Me? I'm looking at life plus whenever my step-mom picks me up.

'''C-DOG / NAPTIME:''' Dag, yo.

'''SO AND SO:''' Hey, Rubble D! Where my smokes at?

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the "O" to see What's Her Face with her bunkmate.
:'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as racoon}'' Bunkmate, can you help give me these ''{nine syringes appear in the racoon's hand}'' seventeen shots before I go into a coma?

== Fun Facts ==
=== Explanations ===
*A [[Wikipedia:Geiger counter|Geiger counter]] measures ionizing radiation.

=== Remarks ===
*This is the first Teen Girl Squad that feature realistic background paper and character.

=== Real World References ===
*Canoe Reeves is a reference to the actor [[Wikipedia:Kiano Reeves|Kiano Reeves]].
*"[[wikipedia:Who Let the Dogs Out?|Who Let the Dogs Out?]]" is a song written by [[wikipedia:Anslem Douglas|Anslem Douglas]], but was made popular by the [[Wikipedia:Baha Men|Baha Men]].

Talk:redesign

Dagger — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 18:30:44 GMT

Dagger: /* Animated Sign */

== The Cheat's computer ==
How can we tell it's a Core Duo. Couldn't it just be a G5 with the iSight camera?[[User:Geshmalderborgen|Geshmalder]] 14:38, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
:Technically, you're right, although the window of time between when the iSight was added to the iMac and the Core Duo was released was relatively narrow. The safest approach would be to just call it an iMac. Anyway, it's likely that TBC didn't have one in mind more than the other when they made this toon. I'ma go remove the Core Duo part (most readers probably don't know the difference anyway). {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:18, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
The Cheat has always used an iMac. He just moved to a NEW iMac. Shouldn't that be how this is phrased?
:Ooh good point. Maybe more information is better to distinguish between the three models. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:33, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

== The echo ==
What's the deal with the echoing?
:I think it's to emphasize the emptiness of the room (like a cavern) as part of the joke that Strong Bad Emails hadn't been checked in nearly eight weeks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:28, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

== Not on menu yet? ==

this email isnt on the menu yet. neither is the new scorrl button song. whats going on!!

:Clear your cache {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 18:14, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

::how do i do that i use aol

::: Just hold down the shift key while you click the ReLoad button.

== "High & Dry" Real World Reference ==

I think the following Real World Reference should be added:

*The dryer setting of "High & Dry" may be a reference to Radiohead's song by the [[Wikipedia:High_and_Dry|same name]], or Def Leppard's album [[Wikipedia:High_'n'_Dry|High 'n' Dry]].

TBC often make musical references, and have even referenced Def Leppard before in [[Peasant's Quest]]. I see no reason to believe this isn't also a musical reference. Afterall, "high and dry" as in "stranded" really makes no sense for laundry.

--[[User:Kentyman|Kentyman]] 18:26, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

:TTATOT (it could be one of many things). Plus, "high and dry" is a common phrase. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:28, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

== "Sundae Driving" real world reference ==

Yes, this is nitpicky, but I don't see why this would be a Beatles reference. "Sunday driving" was a commonly used expression long before "Day Tripper."

--[[User:Bigscarymike|Mike]] 22:54, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

== Anyone Notice? ==

*Did anyone notice the line ''"I was just thinking how bored I am with your butt, and"'' disappeared before Strong Bad cleared the screen on the Lappy?
:No. I didn't see that.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 05:26, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
::Yes, I did. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 05:27, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
:::Ah, just did.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 05:31, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

== Strong Bad Presses His Luck again ==

Does anyone think that an addition of the fact that Strong Bad's referenced the game show Press Your Luck at a point in this email being the second time it happened would be anything noteworthy? --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 04:10, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
:When was the first time? {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 05:04, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
::The only thing I can find related to it is an invisicomment in [[the bet]] reading: 
::<blockquote>Please do not add references to "big money" being from "Press Your Luck", "Wheel Of Fortune", or any of a number of other game shows. This, that, and the other thing (TTATOT) so not a clear reference.</blockquote> 
::I guess it's not really a reference, then. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::It's a much clearer reference in this email, since he also says "No whammies", which was something specific to "Press Your Luck". And it may be worth mentioning that he's used the phrase "big money" in a similar context before - I feel less like supporting that, but I think absolutely that Press Your Luck should be mentioned in this email. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 14:09, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

== it wont work! ==
The screen keeps cutting off after SB says "it'll take more than karate pants to *etc*" HELP ME! - [[User:Shadowflashx|Shadowflash needs your help!]]

Reload the page, if that doesn't work, do a SHIFT+Reload. Sounds like the server disconnected you (or visa versa) before the flash file was done downloading.

== Not not brief and catchy ==

*The Cheat's redesign for the "No Loafing" sign is actually a [[Wikipedia:Double negative|double negative]], since the [[Wikipedia:No symbol|no symbol]] and the "No" are both forms of negation.
I added this fact, and I believe it to be completely true, while remaining clear, concise, and succinct, and I also think it explains something that isn't obvious. I'm bringing it here for discussion because it's been brought to my attention that the "No Loafing" text is ''over'' the circle, and this might warrant its removal. What do others think? -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 08:43, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

:I have in my room a no smoking sign that says "Not in here please" '''over''' the no symbol and it doesn't mean "No not in here please". {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 09:27, 12 July 2006 (UTC) 

::Mr. Cool is right. If the symbol is behind the text, it does not cross it out but rather emphasizes the "No"-message. — [[User:Loafing|Loafing]] 11:14, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

:::I talked to Tom last night and told him that I wanted to STUFF his fact, but inside I really wished we could have a talk page discussion instead (it was late, and I told myself I'd do it on the morning). I'd be more inclined to accept this fact if the no-symbol were overylaying the words, but since it's behind them (and less diameter than the length of the words), it just looks like it's there for flair. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 12:11, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

== Animated Sign ==
I put up the animated version of the sign I made, but it appears to be weirding out. Anybody know a solution? - {{User:Super_Sam/sig}} 10:47, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

:The animated gif is broken. It would be cool if you could redo it :-) Until then, I've put the old png back on the page. No need to display a broken image. — [[User:Loafing|Loafing]] 11:24, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

::Broken? How so? - {{User:Super_Sam/sig}} 11:42, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
:::I assume he means what you called "weirding out". And that's true for me too: I can't see anything but jibberish moving across the GIF. I think Loafing's right: unless and until we can fix it, we should just stick with the old PNG. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 11:47, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
::::This isn't Super Sam's fault, <s>MediaWiki</s> ImageMagick has a problem trying to thumbnail animated gifs. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 11:58, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::Dang, you're right. I resized the gif to 180*55 (the same size as the thumbnail), and now it works fine. It would be much nicer to use Super Sam's original gif though, because it's much larger... {{User:Loafing/sig}} 12:27, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
::::::After [http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1017 some research], it appears that this bug could easily be fixed by someone adding "-coalesce" to the ImageMagick (the system the Wiki uses for thumbnailing images) convert options. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 18:24, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Umm.. I tried to put the same animated gif/gif on the no loafing page and it came up with the gibberish too.. its weird... {{User:Dagger/sig}} 18:30, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

==Green barrier==
When the green screen is used, why do the carpet, desk, Lappy, and disk case have a green barrier around them? --[[User:Wedsite|Wedsite]] 15:27, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
:Because there are (invisible) shadows and other different hues in the real world, so the computer-run chrome key won't know to convert all of them into the image. Probably a very messy explanation... :S Anyhows, it's not a goof but a real-world effect. --[[User:Sysrq868|Sysrq868]] 16:36, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

==Built In==
Despite it being speculation that The Paper is built in, it would explain a few things. It would explain why we can never see the printer, plus Strong Bad does state, "The back of your computer is cut off. How can you print anything like that?", leading to the fact that Strong Bad is used to printing from the back of his computer. {{User:Ten Ten/sig}} 18:12, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
:''See [[Talk:The Paper#Built-in printer|Talk:The Paper → Built-in printer]]''

No Loafing Sign

Dagger — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 18:28:58 GMT

Dagger: revert - it didnt work

{{about|sign}} {{foremail|no loafing}}
[[Image:No Loafing Sign.png|thumb|right|Get back to work!]]

The '''No Loafing''' [[Hanging Objects#Computer Room|sign]] can be found in [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Computer Room]]. It also made a brief appearance in the [[Strong Bad's Laundry Room|laundry room]] over the dryer in a [[2 years]] Easter egg, and it appears in [[The Garage]] in [[12:00]]. It first appeared over his desk in [[superhero name]]. As is explained in the email [[no loafing]], Strong Bad originally put up the sign in [[1987]] to increase productivity, which was down something-eight percent. An early "Loafing Not Permitted" version of the sign from the [[Old-Timey]] era can be seen in the [[Telegraph Room]] in [[50 emails]]. This sign reappeared in an Easter egg in the [[flashback]] email. In [[virus]], the "No Loafing" sign makes another cameo, falling off the wall and turning into HTML code. The No Loafing sign also made an appearance as part of the [[strongbad_email.exe DVD Artwork|boxart]] on the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVD and in the storyboards of [[Sbemail 150?!?]].

In the [[superhero name#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] for "superhero name", [[Matt Chapman]] thinks that the sign first appeared in the [[Email Processing Room]]. The No Loafing sign is not seen there, but there is another similar sign reading "GET BACK TO WORK!"

In [[redesign]], Strong Bad attempts to get [[The Cheat]] to redesign the sign. He ends up rejecting the redesign because he doesn't approve of The Cheat's computer, and instead temporarily replaces it with a scrolling [[Wikipedia:Light-emitting diode#LED display panels|LED marquee]].

According the [[no loafing#Commentary Transcript|no loafing DVD commentary]], the No Loafing sign itself is a reference to the Joker's No Loafing sign in [http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/Batman/Jokergoestoschool.htm an episode] of the '60s [[Batman]] TV series.

The [[Fonts|font]] used on this sign is Haettenschweiler.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:LoafingNoPermitted.png|Resume employment activities!
Image:No Loafing 2.png|"Oh, wait. Almost forgot the fangs."
Image:No Loafing!.PNG|Ol' Loafy in the late-'80s
Image:No Loafing Marquee.png|"Capable of advanced animation, scrollabatonies..."
</gallery>

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[superhero name]]
*Email [[12:00]]
*Email [[50 emails]] (Old-Timey)
*Email [[2 years]]
*Email [[no loafing]]
*Email [[flashback]]
*Email [[virus]]
*[[Main Page 22]]
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]]
*Email [[alternate universe]]
*Email [[redesign]]

[[Category: Items]]

No Loafing Sign

Dagger — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 18:28:16 GMT

Dagger: /* Gallery */ made it the animated no loafing sign

{{about|sign}} {{foremail|no loafing}}
[[Image:No Loafing Sign.png|thumb|right|Get back to work!]]

The '''No Loafing''' [[Hanging Objects#Computer Room|sign]] can be found in [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Computer Room]]. It also made a brief appearance in the [[Strong Bad's Laundry Room|laundry room]] over the dryer in a [[2 years]] Easter egg, and it appears in [[The Garage]] in [[12:00]]. It first appeared over his desk in [[superhero name]]. As is explained in the email [[no loafing]], Strong Bad originally put up the sign in [[1987]] to increase productivity, which was down something-eight percent. An early "Loafing Not Permitted" version of the sign from the [[Old-Timey]] era can be seen in the [[Telegraph Room]] in [[50 emails]]. This sign reappeared in an Easter egg in the [[flashback]] email. In [[virus]], the "No Loafing" sign makes another cameo, falling off the wall and turning into HTML code. The No Loafing sign also made an appearance as part of the [[strongbad_email.exe DVD Artwork|boxart]] on the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVD and in the storyboards of [[Sbemail 150?!?]].

In the [[superhero name#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] for "superhero name", [[Matt Chapman]] thinks that the sign first appeared in the [[Email Processing Room]]. The No Loafing sign is not seen there, but there is another similar sign reading "GET BACK TO WORK!"

In [[redesign]], Strong Bad attempts to get [[The Cheat]] to redesign the sign. He ends up rejecting the redesign because he doesn't approve of The Cheat's computer, and instead temporarily replaces it with a scrolling [[Wikipedia:Light-emitting diode#LED display panels|LED marquee]].

According the [[no loafing#Commentary Transcript|no loafing DVD commentary]], the No Loafing sign itself is a reference to the Joker's No Loafing sign in [http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/Batman/Jokergoestoschool.htm an episode] of the '60s [[Batman]] TV series.

The [[Fonts|font]] used on this sign is Haettenschweiler.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:LoafingNoPermitted.png|Resume employment activities!
Image:No Loafing 2.png|"Oh, wait. Almost forgot the fangs."
Image:No Loafing!.PNG|Ol' Loafy in the late-'80s
Image:Small_Animated_'No_Loafing'.gif|"Capable of advanced animation, scrollabatonies..."
</gallery>

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[superhero name]]
*Email [[12:00]]
*Email [[50 emails]] (Old-Timey)
*Email [[2 years]]
*Email [[no loafing]]
*Email [[flashback]]
*Email [[virus]]
*[[Main Page 22]]
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]]
*Email [[alternate universe]]
*Email [[redesign]]

[[Category: Items]]

Talk:Weclome Back

Dagger — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 05:35:24 GMT

Dagger: /* Chaps upgrade to Flash 8? */

==Bologna==
We can leave the Baloney in Baloney Sammich Truck but otherwise it should be bologna
:Both are accepted spellings... [http://m-w.com/dictionary/baloney Merriam-Webster] lists Baloney as a variant of Bologna. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 15:59, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
::Those words have undergone differentiation. ''Baloney'' is properly only "nonsense", and the meat product is ''bologna''. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:47, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
:::It's dot com, I don't think that's a true statement. M-W shows it as a variant of "bologna"; if you have a dictionary citation where it's noted that "baloney" doesn't mean "bologna" anymore, then provide it. Especially as they use the "baloney" spelling in the toon, and barring absence of evidence that it cannot adequately mean the meat, we should use the "baloney" spelling throughout. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 19:15, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
:::: Touché. Sandwich was also misspelled as "sammich" so the explicit use of "baloney' was probably just word play.
:::::"Sammich" is not a documented and accepted spelling of "sandwich", however. "Baloney" is. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:30, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
:::: I have personally never seen the sausage meat being spelled as anything except "bologna" in any ''serious'' context. Bubs' truck is hardly what I'd call serious. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:19, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::Because simple personal experience is limited, we have lexicographers whose job it is to determine actual usage on the broad scale. Above it is shown that Merriam Webster's lexicographic staff feels "baloney" is an accepted spelling of the meat product. [http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=5771&dict=CALD Cambridge] and [http://www.bartleby.com/61/79/B0047900.html American Heritage] agree. Oxford seems to disagree, however Oxford is a primarily British dictionary which also documents US usage, so the actual US dictionaries should take precedence here. Note that I am not saying "bologna" would be wrong, but that it would be inconsistent with TBC's usage on the site, and as such would be less appropriate for the knowledge base. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:30, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
::::::I don't think the outcome of this discussion is very important, but I will note that searching Oscar Meyer's (probably the manufacturer of the most bologna in North America) website for [http://www.kraftfoods.com/oscarmayer/main.aspx?s=recipe&m=recipe%2Fknet_recipe_grid&u1=keyword&u2=baloney baloney] reveals zero occurrences, and searching for [http://www.kraftfoods.com/oscarmayer/main.aspx?s=recipe&m=recipe%2Fknet_recipe_grid&u1=keyword&u2=bologna bologna] reveals several. My vote is to refer to it as "bologna" everywhere but "Baloney Sammich Truck". {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:43, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Of course that's a branding choice on Oscar Meyer's part (the song wouldn't be so great if they had a way with b-a-l-o-n-e-y!), as "baloney" is the branding choice for [http://www.maloneysbaloney.com/ Maloney's Baloney]. Then there's LightLife's [http://www.solae.com/soyproteinproducts/products/foneybaloney.jsp Foney Baloney], another clear branding choice. One would expect branding usage to be consistent, regardless of whether the word is real or not, or whether the form of the word is more, less, or equally prevalent in American English. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:51, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
::::::::Also, I think it's strange to assume that "baloney" is TBC's preferred spelling based off of "Baloney Sammich Truck"; no one's arguing that "sandwich" should be respelled "sammich" everywhere in the article... :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:54, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::Again, as I noted above, no one would argue that, because "sammich" is not a lexicographically-accepted word. "Baloney" is, as I think I have proven, as correct a spelling as "bologna" in American English, and to insist on using a spelling TBC did not use in this case seems a little odd to me. Compare to this: what if they did a toon about "pop" and people argued we should call it "soda" because it matches their personal experience? This is NOT a case of them making up a word or spelling out a slang term, and the line of thinking we'd use if they called it "ba-low-knee" or something else like that doesn't apply. It's my position that if they use a real spelling of a real word in canon, we should follow suit when discussing canon. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:03, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::::I think it's pretty much a regional spelling difference, like saying 'soda' or 'pop'. Most people, I would assume, have seen both. Since the only documented instance of the word's spelling is 'baloney', I think we should continue that spelling throughout, although add somewhere "baloney (which can also be spelled bologna)".[[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]] 22:10, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::::If only they had misspelled "truck" — then the case would be clear! Since this isn't the case, I think Trelawney's suggestion is the best compromise, although I would change the parenthetical statement to "(more commonly spelled bologna)". And now I plan to spend no more time thinking about this molehill. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 22:19, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
::::I'm not questioning the veracity of the various dictionaries you noted, nor am I suggesting that ''baloney'' isn't a variant of ''bologna''. What I am saying is that, given their differentiation, ''baloney'' in the sense of the meat product is a ''needless'' variant (for my source and some excellent further reading, I highly recommend ''[[Special:Booksources/0195161912|Garner's Modern American Usage]]''). As for this toon, I don't have a good answer there. It clearly reads "Baloney" on the truck, which is why I have made no attempt to change the references in the transcript. Whether or not TBC were being tongue-in-cheek with the spelling is anyone's guess, but, as much as I dislike it, we should spell it consistently without a better reason not to. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:13, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

I will say that because bubs spelled Sandwich as Sammich. We should spell it sammich the whole article and i'm off! {{unsigned|Taste of your medicine|03:50, 4 July 2006 (UTC)}}

:I'd caution against disrupting the wiki to illustrate a point, as [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Don't disrupt Wikipedia to illustrate a point|Wikipedia does in this guideline]]. Please discuss the issue here on the talk page and not through edits and edit summaries. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 04:08, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

:Please review my points above, in particular my 22:03, 3 July 2006 UTC post. With which part of that do you disagree? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 04:15, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

::I'd just like to add that "sammich" is pronounced differently to "sandwich", so it was clear which one to transcribe. When Bubs said "I'm-tryingtosellabaloneysammich!" he clearly says "sammich", and when he says "I drove my baloney sandwich truck down to the beach" he clearly says "sandwich". Yes, I thought of that while I was transcribing - I considered using "sammich" everywhere too, but that wasn't what he was ''saying''. With baloney/bologna, there is no such differentiation - the only difference is in the spelling, and the decision boils down to "we should use the correct term" vs "we should use the term that's still an accepted variant, but would be consistant". I think the latter is the better choice. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 06:53, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

:::It was word play! Tell you what. A wiki and fourm consensus seems like what we should do, I say we vote on this to be truly fair. At next Tuesday we take the winner and post that in Weclome Back. '''TOYM''' 15:42 UTC 4 July 2006

::::I think we should just spell it however Los` Brotheren Cowboy Boots spell it. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 22:24, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

Quick question: Has anyone considered the possibility that Bubs is trying to sell ''nonsense'' sandwiches, as opposed to bologna sandwiches? That if someone actually bought a sammich from Bubs on this deserted [[island]], they'd get a couple slices of bread, maybe with a [[Fortune Cookies|fortune]] inside or something? :) It could just be one of the [[isp|99 ways he rips you off]]. That would be a good case for leaving it "baloney", IMHO. :) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 20:17, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
:Uh... can I simply say that this whole bologna/baloney controversy began with an incorrect assumption that "baloney" is not an acceptable spelling of the meat many call "bologna"? With many respected lexicons agreeing on its acceptance, thereby setting that incorrect assumption aside, there's no purpose in formulating an excuse for the use of the spelling we are using. We're using good American English, and we have no need to fear we're being imprecise or uncivilized, or to otherwise feel bad about it.
::Well ''I'' feel guilty ;) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 04:46, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

==Strong Bad on the Airplane==
Did anybody notice that Strongbad didn't move with the plane? Should we put this under goofs?
:I don't think it was a goof; I think it was an intentional choice on the part TBC. They probably thought it would look better if SB wasn't jiggling the whole time he was talking. Also, cartoons don't necessarily have to obey physics. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 14:04, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

Is it worth noting that on the video StrongBad recorded, he doesn't appear to be actually wearing a parachute -- just a helmet? -- Catgirl
:I think both the above statements deserve to be in remarks at least. {{User:NFITC1/sig}}

==Topiary==
Who is that man in the topiary garden? It doesn't look anything like the bust of [[Van Buren]]... Rogue mentioned Shakespere in IRC, and it bears a resemblance... what do people think? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 15:59, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
:I think it might just be Shakespere.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 16:07, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
::I gotta agree with H*Bad. Shakespeare is who I immediately thought of when I saw that. [[User:Ramrod|Ramrod]] 16:34, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
:::I, too, thought of the Bard of Avon. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:06, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
::::One more vote for Shakespeare... that's why come he's so awesome. [[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]]
:::::I thought it was Bach when I first saw it, and since Bach is referenced in the same scene (Rockin' with Bach), it seems to make sense.[[user:AndrewS|AndrewS]]
::::::It's definitely Shakespeare. Bach was always depicted with a full wig and no facial hair, whereas the most famous portrait of Old Billie has him balding with medium-long hair and a Van Dyke. And the earring. [[User:Catgirl|Catgirl]]

== Chaps upgrade to Flash 8? ==

They've said before that they still use Flash 5 (or was it Flash MX, I forget). But this eppisode used alot more blurred objects then usual (in the plane, the blades of grass the camera records and the quick zoom in on h*) and bluring is a new feature added to Flash 8 (Chaps have previously used photoshop to do this). I'm working on importing the flash file into my Flash 8, I'll see if that has any clues. --John

No, it's still made in 7. They just used images I guess. --B14Z3

:Well, I don't know 'bout you, but my copy of Flash 7 can blur stuff. It can also addd accurate shadows, made explosions, and somethin' else I can't remember. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 22:27, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
::They said they use Flash 5 though, not 7 or 8. {{User:Dagger/sig}} 05:35, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

== Doin' that thing you do ==
The lyric referring to "our bass player" reminds me of ''[[IMDb:tt0117887|That Thing You Do!]]'', where the bass guitarist had no other name than T(he) B(ass) Player. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:47, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
:Heh, thats true.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 17:02, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
::Actually TBC are most likely referring to the fact that bass players are generally un-notested

== "The part with the narwhal?" ==

At least, I think SB said Narwhal. You don't get that many of them in midair, but I'd imagine one of the celebrities had brought one along.
:There were no celebrities.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 19:05, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
:Perhaps a reference to Hitchhiker's Guide? It's far too subtle for me to add it, though someone braver might include it. At least it should die in STUFF.--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 19:45, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
::That was a sperm whale, though, not a narwhal. It's probably just cause narwhals are so cool. :)[[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]]
:::Not to metion the marked lack of a Bowl of Petunias. [[User:Geshmalderborgen|Geshmalder]] 01:16, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
::::I dunno, narwhals seem to have a habit of [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/penguincalls coming out of nowhere] in the world of Macromedia Flash (see #9, although it's better to watch them in order). It wouldn't surprise me at all to have one pop up midair in Free Country USA. --{{User:Soapergem/sig}} 04:19, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::It should be noted that the "Penguin Calls" flash you just linked to was made by the same person--drewmo--that did the Narwhal Diving game, which the toon appears to reference. Everything's connected. ~ [[User:Bruce|Bruce]] 05:27, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

== Homsars hat flying off... ==
...and then coming back, reminds me of the parts from Airplane! when one of the characters tossed their jacket and it came back to him.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 18:28, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
:Actually, I think the sae thing happened with a hat too. I love that movie.... {{User:Salty/sig}} 18:46, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
Homsar's hat comes back to him all the time. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 18:48, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
::Maybe its something that the Chapmans took from the movie.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 19:01, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
:::I just thinks that he threw it around the world, so naturally it came back to him. Homsar would do that kind of thing. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 22:24, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
::::Or it simply flew around behind the viewer. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:29, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
:It should be pointed out that in the movie, the hat and jacket came back from the direction he threw them, as if someone tossed them back, not from the opposite direstion, which is what Homsar's hat did.-[[User:Exhibit A|Exhibit A]] 03:18, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

== Did anyone notice... ==
The audio levels in this tune were kinda subpar. I suppose it might be my computer, god knows my speakers are dying, but I've watched every toon on the site and I've never had problems understanding as much dialogue as this one. The Cheat and Strong Mad were playing so loudly I couldn't hear Marzy...
Oh, and Homestar's eyes looked kinda small in his sleepyhead outfit, didn't they?

== Blogs? ==

Did it sound to anyone else like Strong Bad said "ladies' blogs", not "latest blogs"? [[User:SA2Tails|SA2Tails]] 03:58, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

:I thought so at first too, but on a re-listen it was pretty clearly "latest" to me. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 04:04, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
::I myself heard "latest blogs". {{User:Salty/sig}} 04:18, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
:::I heard "latest blogs" but that's probably because I didn't know there was such thing as a vlog until I read this hrwiki article. I guess vlogs would make more sense though, considering Strong bad is (or at least thinks he is) taping the event on video. --[[User:Chupaqueso|Chupaqueso]] 17:37, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

== Vlog or Blog? ==

Is it vlog or blog in the transcript? The real-world refernces say about vlogs... [[User:JudgeDeadd|JudgeDeadd]] 09:03, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

== Homestar's Eyes ==

Did anybody else notice that Homestar's eyes were flipped during his "sleepy" mode? - {{User:Super Sonic X/Sig}} 13:27, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
:It happened in [[Biz Cas Fri 3]], too. [[HRFWiki:User:The Mu|Da M-izz-u]][[HRFWiki:User talk:The Mu|Tizzalk]] 20:05, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

== Rival camps ==

Right now we have the following real-world reference:
*Athletic competitions between summer camps occupying the same campground are common in family movies and cartoons.
Could someone add a well-known example to this fact; I can't think of one offhand. Thanks, {{User:Trey56/sig}} 13:55, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

The movie Heavyweights is a good example of this
-TheDensel

I just added "Heavyweights" (didn't see TheDensel's comment) and "Meatballs" to the fact. [[User:69.217.59.140|69.217.59.140]] 16:58, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

== Goofs ==
First of all, weclome? (it's spelled wrong) That's on purpose, right? It doesn't really seem to stand out, and it seems like if it was on purpose, TBC would make it stand out more. Second, strongbad doesn't wiggle with the plane. Should we add these?
:I think both are intentional: the former has [[Unusual_Greetings#Weclome|its own page]], and see [[Talk:Weclome Back#Strong Bad on the Airplane|my comments on the latter]]. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 14:06, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

==Arm length and head position goof?==
When Strong Bad is turning on his camera in the plane, his arm is abnormally long (stretchy??), also his head is in "front" of his laptop's screen. A few frames later he pulls his head back behind the screen (where we'd normally see it) -- it almost looks as if his head just passed through the laptop. [[User:75.26.2.227|75.26.2.227]] 19:19, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

== Westerburg/berg ==

"Burg" is the german word for "Castle", while "Berg" is for "Mount(ain)". Both are very common suffixes for german town names as well. Coincidence?

== TBC Vacation ==

I have a feeling that the reason why the site didn't update much is because TBC went on vacation? This cartoon sounds like a way of telling everyone. Oh, and please don't remove this comment again. It ticks me off. [[User:King Cheesia|King Cheesia]]
:I'm sorry to hear that. You see, your comment doesn't really belong here: it doesn't have anything to do with the content of the ''article'' about this toon, which is what this talk page is for. On the other hand, there is a [[Forum:8992|forum thread]] specifically for opinions and chatter about the toon itself. Also, this is kind of already mentioned in the [[Weclome Back#Explanations|Explanations]] section. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:30, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

==Island trivia==
Do we really know for a fact that "The island is used in this toon because in the DVD commentary on Strong Bad Email island, Matt said they should use the island again"? Sounds like hearsay to me. It could just as easily be based on a whim, or that it's the only previously seen beach for one to drive to. - (Random Nitpicky Person) 23:31, 4 July 2006 (EST)
:Hasn't it been reused since that commentary anyway? Was it in [[disconnected]]? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Baloney Sammich Truck==
[[Image:Baloneytruck.PNG|thumb|Like magic?]]
Can someone upload a picture of that beach scene? Specifically when Bubs says "You shut your face" to the atari seagul?-[[User:68.113.192.114|68.113.192.114]] 03:53, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
:C'n I ask why? I mean, I'll do it an' everything, but I wanna know what it's for. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Already on it. Here you go: {{User:Salty/sig}} 04:15, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

== Narwhal is a reference to AKA Driver... ''how'' exactly? ==

How is Narwhal Diving a reference to AKA Driver? I've looked up the lyrics for said song and there's not a single line in the song mentioning narwhals. In addition, drewmo (the author of Narwhal Diving) has posted in the forum topic for Weclome Back, saying he's never heard AKA Driver. I'd say we have reasonable doubt here... ~ [[User:Bruce|Bruce]] 05:30, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
:I agree. Other than "Narwhal Diver" and "NyQuil Driver" sounding alike, there's nothing. --[[User:4.159.116.75|4.159.116.75]] 18:41, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
:Fair enough. The similarity in name seemed more than coincidental to me, but I guess not.

== I'm with gluten/stupid ==
Strong Sad's "I'm with gluten" t-shirt seems to be a reference to the "I'm with stupid" t-shirts, which I think were popular in the eighties. Might be something more to it, though.[[User:Old Timey Me|Old Timey Me]] 03:20, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
:It almost certainly is, but I think that'd be explaining the joke, which we avoid. Unless most viewers wouldn't get the reference, such a joke-explaining comment talks down to the reader, and we avoid them. Of course, it being an obvious joke is merely my opinion, I may be wrong. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:45, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
::I think it's worth a shot — I hadn't noticed it, even though I'm familiar with the "stupid" shirts. And I'm sure there's a healthy portion of people who haven't seen the shirt. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 04:41, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

==Homestar Running Gag==
Isnt it a Running Gag with Homestar to announce something, then immidietly ask what he is hearing about so-and-so happening (Sleeping through June, not bringing Donuts, and from the Marzipan Answering machine, hearing about this Boyfriend Dan)
:Well, if it happens any more it will be notable. But what would you title a page like this? {{User:Salty/sig}} 06:47, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

==Bubs' Voice==
A lot of the characters' voices have been more and more pronounced lately. I noticed this with Strong Bad, and for example in Weclome Back, Bubs' voice sounds very Limozeen-y, and less Bubs-y. It's a little irritating. Did anyone else notice this? [[User:Quite|Quite]] 23:34, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

== Toot sweet/tout de suite? ==

Near the beginning, I thought Marzipan's response to Bubs' question about her vacation was that it was "toot sweet" a reference to a song in the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. (sign your posts)
:See [[Template:STUFF/Weclome Back|STUFF]]. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 17:56, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

Old Flash Stuff

Dagger — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 21:37:17 GMT

Dagger: /* External links */ fixing the links

[[Image:old flash stuff.png|thumb|right|220px|The Bees do all the work]]
'''Old Flash Stuff''' is a [[Museum]] feature where we can see old Homestar material. There have been at least four different versions of this page, with links to different features. The most recent version has intergrated flash files into the page, making most links simply popups.

'''Page Title:''' The Original Website!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[The Grape Fairie|The Grape Fairie's Bee]]

==Contents==

===Current Version===

The current version is missing several links to old games that have since been moved to the [[Handheld Games Menu]]. It is unclear if this occurred at the same time as the major Museum update of February 14, 2006, or if there was a fifth update sometime beforehand.
*The Menu Itself — ''If you can believe it, this is what the original [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|homestar runner website]] looked like.''
*[[First Flash]] (Salt Shaker) — ''This is the first bit of homestar related flash stuff we ever did. Not very good.''
*[[Second Flash]] (Remote Control) — ''This is the second bit of homestar related flash stuff we ever did.''
*[[Old Intro]] (Paper Bag) — ''Here is the original intro to the webpage.''
*[[Old Intro 2]] (Lava Lamp) — ''Here is another old intro.''
*[[Isle of Pom]] (Orange) — ''Here is a little story about where [[Pom Pom|Pom-Pom]] comes from. I still kinda like it.''
*[[Original Games Menu]] (Beach Ball) — ''Here is the original games menu.''
*[[Second Games Menu]] (Pie Slice) — ''Here is another games menu. A little too hard to figure out.''
*[[She Loves Me!]] (Lemon) — ''Here is the first homestar game and the first appearance of [[Marzipan]].''
*[[Old Characters Page]] (Shoe) — ''Here is the original [[Characters|characters]] page.''

===Third Version===

The third version of the Old Flash Stuff included links to several other pages. These were:
*[[Spin 'n Say]] (Marshmallow) — ''This is the Spin 'n Say. It was in the games section. Not much of a game really.''
*[[Astro-Lite 2600]] (Radio) — ''Here is a lite-brite-ish game that was on the site for a while.''
*[[Fortune Cookies]] (Helmet) — ''An old 'game' we made that has nothing to do with Homestar but it was on the site anyway.''

===Second Version===

The second version of the Old Flash Stuff was the same as the third, except the "Marshmallow" Spin 'n Say link hadn't been added yet.

===First Version===

The first version of the Old Flash Stuff was the same as the second, except in place of the link to Fortune Cookies was this link:

*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] (Helmet) — ''Homestar's first full cartoon. Check out them voices.''

==Fun Facts==

*The bees are from the [[Original Book|original book]].
*This is the first appearance of the [[Single-button remote control]].
*The pink shoe is an example of [[Chuck Taylor All-Stars]].

==External links==

*[[HR:oldflash.html|Visit the fourth (and current) Old Flash Stuff]]
*[[HR:oldflash.swf|View the Flash file for the fourth (and current) Old Flash Stuff]]
*[[Mirror:Old_Flash_Stuff_First_Version.html|View the first version of Old Flash Stuff]] (Mirror)
*[[Mirror:Old_Flash_Stuff_Second_Version.html|View the second version of Old Flash Stuff]] (Mirror)
*[[Mirror:Old_Flash_Stuff_Third_Version.html|View the third version of Old Flash Stuff]] (Mirror)
{{OldFlashStuff}}
{{Museum}}
[[Category:Early Work]]

Cool Tapes

Dagger — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 02:45:20 GMT

Dagger: added the new cool tapes song

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|+<big>'''Cool Tapes'''</big>
|-
| align=center colspan=2 | [[Image:cool tapes.PNG|230px|"Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that!"]]
|- valign=top
! Origins
| [[Free Country, USA]]
|- valign=top
! Genre(s)
| [[Wikipedia:Jam band|Jam rock]] [[Wikipedia:Pop rock|Pop rock]]
|- valign=top
! Members
| [[Marzipan]] [[Strong Mad]] [[The Cheat]]
|- valign=top
! Backup
| N/A
|- valign=top
! Discography
| Cool Tapes (2005) Cool Tapes 2 (Rockin' the Spot) (2006) Cool Tapes 3 (Doley-O) (2006)
|- valign=top
! Producer
| N/A
|- valign=top
|}
[[Image:Cool tapes tour.png|thumb|250px|The June 2006 tour]]

[[Cool Tapes]] is a band formed by [[Marzipan]]. Its members consist of Marzipan on guitar/vocals, [[Strong Mad]] on bass, and [[The Cheat]] on drums. Currently, they have three known songs, but the titles of all three are currently unverified. The band went on tour through many bead shops and topiary gardens during June 2006 (according to [[Weclome Back]]), where [[Homsar]] sold "StEVEN INCHES" at their merchandise table for [[Wikipedia:Pi|pi]] dollars.

The name and logo of the band is based on [[Graffiti|graffiti]] created by [[Homestar Runner]] on a wall in [[Marzipan's House|Marzipan's home]].

A Cool Tapes T-Shirt was added to the [[Store]] on July 3, 2006.

==Songs==
===Cool Tapes 1 — [[Cool Things]]===
'''MARZIPAN:''' One, two, three four!

''Cool tapes are cool, 'cause they're where it is at,'' 
''Cool tapes are cool, and we like it like that!'' 
''Cool tapes! Cool tapes!'' 
''We like to get it down with the cool, cool tapes,'' 
''We like to get down with'' ...um... um...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A bag of four grapes?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''A bag of four graaaaapes!''

===Cool Tapes 2 — [[Weclome Back]]===

''Cool tapes are cool, and we're better than ever,'' 
''Cool tapes are cool, 'cause we're light as a feather.'' 
''Keep it down with that real cool flavor,'' 
''Me and The Cheat and our bass player.'' 
''Rockin' the spot.'' 
''Yeah, we're rockin' the spot.''

===Cool Tapes 3 — [[Quote of the Week]]===

''We are the Cool Tapes.'' 
''We make some phat papes.'' 
''Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.'' 
''Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.'' 
''Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.'' 
''Stop creepin' at me!'' 

==Fun Facts==
===Inside References===
*East Westerburg is a reference to [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] which has the city Westerberg as the main town in the game.

==Complete Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' [[Cool Things]]
*[[Weclome Back]]

[[Category:Bands]]

Talk:TV Shows

Dagger — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:14:19 GMT

Dagger: /* TV Show, or no? */

==TV Show, or no?==

I always thought that the 1963 toons were more likely to be a TV Show then the 20X6 toons. [[User:Kvb|Kvb]] 13:28, 3 May 2005 (UTC)

What about Strong Bad's show on animal planet that was canceled after the first commercial?--[[User:witchesbrew82|witchesbrew82]] 19:09, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)

I added the animal planet one now. {{User:Dagger/sig}} 02:14, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

== Shakespeare? ==

Would, in [[Bug in Mouth Disease]], the show (estimated title) "Why come Shakespeare was so Awesome" be considered a "Mentioned Show"? [[User:70.49.132.3|70.49.132.3]] 02:16, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC)
:I don't see why not. I mean we have the 'TV show featuring The Cheat in a Trans Am'. Go right ahead, my friend. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Added. :) [[User:64.230.60.100|64.230.60.100]] 13:32, 18 Sep 2005 (UTC)
==sunday???==
:Since when was Strong Bad Type Interview Progrum on Sunday? {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 04:44, 15 November 2005 (UTC)
::Most interview-type shows are on Sunday mornings, like [[Wikipedia:Face the Nation|Face the Nation]], or [[Wikipedia:Meet the Press|Meet the Press]]. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 07:29, 15 November 2005 (UTC)
:::But it doesnt ''prove'' that its on Sunday. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 04:09, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:Gack. It's a genre; thus the link to the identically-titled Wikipedia article. It's a "Sunday-morning-interview-show"; that's not necessarily any kind of claim that it ''does'' air on Sunday. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 04:13, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

== Hey, news! ==

What about the Strong Badia Action News 5 thing from that one email I can't remember? It's not on there. I don't have time to post it 'cause I'm on a school compy. It's journal time, i'm doing a top ten of TV SHOWS. Bye. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 14:06, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

TV Shows

Dagger — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:13:15 GMT

Dagger: /* Mentioned Shows */ added strong bad's animal planet show

[[Image:teebee.PNG|thumb|right|190px|TV at its most mediocre.]]
'''TV Shows''' are ubiquitous in the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner website]]. The shows created by [[The Brothers Chaps]] tend to have vague names in order to parody an entire genre of programming in broad terms. They are often viewed on the television of [[TeeBee|Homestar Runner]] or [[Telebision|Strong Bad]] Here they are listed in order of first appearance, earliest ones at the bottom.
__TOC__ 
==Major Shows==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=250 | Show Title !! width=150| First Appearance !! width=400 | Details
|-
|align=center|[[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]]
|align=center|[[highschool]]||align=center|Cartoon starring teenage [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Mad]], and [[Strong Bad]]. Written by [[A. Chimendez|Youdbetterbelieveit Chimendez]].
|-
|align=center|The [[Li'l Brudder]] and Maybe [[Tendafoot]] Too Show
|align=center|[[The Li'l Brudder Show]]||align=center|Cartoon starring the depressing one-legged puppy
|-
|align=center|[[Caleb Rentpayer]]
|align=center|[[secret recipes]]||align=center| Soap-opera starring Caleb Rentpayer and Tucksworth
|-
|align=center|[[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]]
|align=center|[[best thing]]||align=center|'80s cartoon starring the band [[Limozeen]] in space. Canceled in the middle of the pilot episode.
|-
|align=center|[[Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum]]
|align=center|[[pizzaz]]||align=center|[[Wikipedia:Sunday-morning interview shows|Sunday-morning interview show]]
|-
|align=center|[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]]
|align=center|[[for kids]]||align=center|Public television kids show hosted by [[Homsar]]
|-
|align=center|[[Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commandos Adventures]]
|align=center|[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]||align=center|[[Wikipedia:G. I. Joe|G.I. Joe]] '80s cartoon parody. Most episodes written by A. Chimendez.
|-
|align=center|[[Strong Badia Action Cool News 5]]
|align=center|[[local news]]||align=center|Local news show for [[Strong Badia]], thrown together by [[Strong Bad]] when asked about it
|-
|align=center|[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
|align=center|[[crazy cartoon]]||align=center|Surreal cartoon
|-
|align=center|[[The Show]]
|align=center|[[the show]]||align=center|'70s Game show meets '70s Talk show
|-
|align=center|Stinko Man K: [[20X6]]
|align=center | [[japanese cartoon]] ||align=center| Poorly-translated [[Wikipedia:Anime|anime]]
|}

==Minor Shows==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=250 | Show Title !! width=150| First Appearance !! width=400 | Details
|-
|align=center|The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show
|align=center|[[senior prom]]||align=center| A show about [[The King of Town]]
|-
|align=center|Homestar's TV show
|align=center|[[the facts]]||align=center|Homestar's own show
|-
|align=center|(Here Comes) The Strong Bad
|align=center|[[pizzaz]]||align=center|'60s style western written by [[A. Chimendez]]
|-
|align=center|Strong Bad's Kids Show
|align=center|[[for kids]]||align=center|Strong Bad's own show for kids.
|-
|align=center|The Homestar Runner and [[Doreauxgard]] Show
|align=center|[[lackey]] ||align=center|Kid-centered humor and variety puppet show
|-
|align=center|Fish Show With Strong Bad and Coach Z
|align=center|[[lures & jigs]]||align=center|Outdoorsman sporting show
|-
|align=center|Half Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour
|align=center|[[death metal]]||align=center|Newest news and videos in death metal music
|}

==Mentioned Shows==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=250 | Show Title !! width=150| First Appearance !! width=400 | Details
|-
|align=center|Shock-You-Mentary about gingivitis
|align=center|[[bedtime story]]||align=center|TV show that scared [[The Cheat]].
|-
|align=center|Whycome Shakespeare was so Awesome
|align=center|[[Bug in Mouth Disease]]||align=center|A show explaining why Shakespeare was 'so awesome'.
|-
|align=center|TV show featuring The Cheat in a Trans Am.
|align=center|[[mile]]||align=center|[[Wikipedia:Knight Rider|Knight Rider]] style show
|-
|align=center|Murder Truck
|align=center|[[privileges]]||align=center|A show where trucks come to life and try to kill people
|-
|align=center|T-TV, TV Show
|align=center|[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]||align=center|Boring show that drives people to drink
|-
|align=center|Show on public broadcasting hosted by that British guy
|align=center|[[morning routine]]||align=center|Perhaps the most generic PBS show imaginable
|-
|align=center|Some type of TV show
|align=center|[[your friends]]||align=center|Perhaps the most generic show imaginable
|-
|align=center|Popular Reality Show
|align=center|[[dullard]]||align=center|Perhaps the most generic reality show imaginable
|-
|align=center|Strong Bad's Animal Planet Show
|align=center|[[montage]]||align=center|It was canceled before the first commercial break.
|}

[[Category:Lists]][[Category:TV Shows]]

Talk:Television Sightings

Dagger — Mon, 03 Jul 2006 03:41:11 GMT

Dagger: the cheat t shirt on tv

==Grainy Screencaps==
Sorry about the grainy screencaps. Buffy, Angel, and Zim will soon have clean DVD screencaps once I finish with some schoolwork. <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Aurora the Homestar Coder]]</tt> 02:22, 12 May 2005 (UTC)

== Foster's ==

This show has 4 documented sightings, so I think the creators are H*R fans hiding it. The other H*R fans just find it.[[User:Amy Whifflepoof|Amy Whifflepoof]]

*I saw an episode of Foster's that I don't know what it was called (Comcast calls it The Big Leblooski, but it's not always right), about bowling, and learning how to bowl, and half the plot was that Bloo was trying to win a paddleball at a crane machine. But one of the things in the crane looked suspiciously like a Strong Bad head... but not exactly like it. I don't have a screenshot, and because it wasn't totally like SB, it may have been a coincedence, so I didn't put it on. If anyone else has seen this episode, please tell me if you noticed this resemblance (or the object in question). --[[User:Bonkava!|Bonkava!]] 04:44, 19 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I did happen to see the episode, and it did bear a little bit of a resemblence.--[[User:witchesbrew82|witchesbrew82]] 00:13, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)

== Lizzie Mcguire ==
In the epiosde ''My Dinner with Dig'' there is a Teacher named Miss. Chapman, I know it ain't h*r related but it's Mike and Matt chapman related if no-one replies in 7 days, I will add it.

:Consider this that reply. It's not H*R-related, and it's not TBC related. Chapman is a very common name.

:P.S. Please sign your posts. — [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 04:43, 20 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Well, ya didn't have to be rude about it Intteruptor Jones, I am not so sure how to sign my posts.-Anynomous

== Disney (Australia) ==

On the Disney Channel in Australia, there have been ads, for santa claus 2 and a bunch of other movies, and they say it's ''Christmas in July''. Like decemberween, should I add it, if no-one replies in 7 days, I'll add it.-Anynonmous

:''Christmas in July'' is a very common phrase. [[The Brothers Chaps]] are not the creators of this idea. This does not count as a sighting. -[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 23:54, 2 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Alright then show me were else someone has used ''Christmas in July''.

:Off the top of my head, I can think of a local furniture manufacturer that had annual Christmas in July sales, and my orthodontist office's theme of the month was once Christmas in July. -[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 00:47, 3 Jul 2005 (UTC)

::How about [http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2004-13,GGLD:en&q=%22christmas+in+july%22 354,000] of them? -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 14:59, 19 Jul 2005 (UTC)

== Ed, Edd 'n Eddy ==

An episode of Ed, Edd 'n Eddy has the Eds making a time capsule, in which they have flashbacks to clips from older episodes. However, as a fan of the show will note, most of these flashback clips are fakes; that is they never occured in earlier episodes of the show, much like most of Strong Bad's flashbacks in [[personal favorites]].
--[[User:Payphone Ed|Payphone Ed]] 15:59, 6 Jul 2005 (UTC)

:Way to far of a stretch to be a sighting. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 16:00, 6 Jul 2005 (UTC)

That's why I tossed it in here.--[[User:Payphone Ed|Payphone Ed]] 16:08, 6 Jul 2005 (UTC)

:Oh. Gotcha. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 16:10, 6 Jul 2005 (UTC)

== Bloo Done It? ==

How is this a reference:In an episode called "Bloo done it" Bloo just grows pecs and abs. Just like Stinkoman in the time capsule e-mail. In tonnes of shows people just grow pecs and abs.

== Stan the Man ==

I went on to tv.com and did a search for Matt Chapman. It turns out he did the voice of Kingston in Episode Three of the series [http://www.tv.com/stan-the-man/show/14754/episode_guide.html Stan the Man]. Should I/someone else add this to this page? Or is this just for the Characters of hsr.com? --[[User:Smileyface11945|Smileyface11945]] 23:29, 27 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Billy and Mandy ==

what about how billy jumps over the busses on his bike? it looks almost exactly like in the e-mail "Mile" when strong bad cartwheels over Bubs' busses--[[User:StrongBad110990|StrongBad110990]] 00:09, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I removed the Billy and Mandy reference where Billy supposedly pronounced "job" like Coach Z would. After seeing that episode again, Billy in fact pronounces it like "Job," the man from the Biblical book of Job. -- MSR

that's not what i was asking but...ok

I saw the billy and mandy episode were billy turns in to a japanese monster grim says that the turtle monster rockdor the voice of childern to power him up irwin shouts ROCKDORRRRRR!!!! Is it a reference to the song trogdor?-http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Freezestar

==my dad the rock star==
In an episode, (I can't remember which, sorry!) Q's dad is walking, and he walks past Coach's Z's medallion on a fence! [[User:Fizz123|I'm not logged in]]

Isn't Q's huge Q medallion a parody of Coach Z's Z itself?--[[User:witchesbrew82|witchesbrew82]] 00:11, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)

==Good Eats==
In last night's episode on meatballs, "Great Balls of Meat," host Alton Brown pulls out an apparently useless trinket and says, "Best five grand I ever spent." Too vague? The show is filmed in Atlanta and AB is a definite net user, so I think it's likely he knows about H/R. - [[User:Mrdarcy|Mrdarcy]] 14:47, 20 October 2005 (UTC)
:He seems just like the kind of person to reference Homestar. I'd say put it on there for now. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}
::I just noticed that this edit was reverted the moment I posted it, with no explanation other than "common phrase." [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Television_Sightings&diff=184231&oldid=184230] Now, if something is suggested on the talk page, and after a week there's just one comment, and it's positive, why on earth would anyone revert the edit? Seems rude to me, and not terribly justified. - [[User:Totoro|Totoro]] 21:39, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
:::Sorry, Totoro, but I just deleted it for the same reason. I agree that "best X$ I ever spent" is a common phrase that's far from exclusive to H*R. I'm guessing that HSR username, like me, doesn't always check the talk page before reverting an edit just because we get so many dubious sightings ("I was watching this show and they said Holy Crap, it MUST be a Strong Bad ref!") Again, sorry for the hasty revert. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 20:14, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
::::Well, I don't agree, because of the reasons mentioned above, because Brown makes a slew of pop-culture references, because of the situation it was used in (the character has obviously bought something of no value for a lot of cash), and because of the tone Brown used when saying it. It's a no-brainer, and as I said above, I had vetted it through the talk page before adding it. - [[User:Totoro|Totoro]] 20:31, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::"Best X bucks I ever spent" is a phrase used in many pop-culture contexts. It's a common phrase. I'm pretty sure I heard it on Seinfeld a couple of times, for example. If the "Good Eats" guy is in the habit of making H*R refs, then I'd agree, but I think it's far from a "no brainer". {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 20:40, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
::::::That doesn't address any of what I've said. I'm not arguing that the phrase is unique to H/R. I'm arguing that the use of it in that context (speaker has been taken, doesn't realize it, is enthusiastic about the expenditure) as a sort of catchphrase is unique to H/R, so unless you're saying that Brown came up with the same gag on his own (possible), I don't see how this doesn't belong. I can't find any reference to a Seinfeld quote using (best + "ever spent"), BTW. - [[User:Totoro|Totoro]] 21:00, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::::The sarcastic use of a common phrase is not exactly unique, IMO. I'd like some other opinions though. Anyone? (Bueller?...) {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 21:10, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
::::::::This was implied above, but yes, I agree that this should not go on this page for all of the reasons listed above. {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 21:13, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

==The Colbert Report==

Recently on The Colbert Report, Steven was talking about his word "Truthiness" being nominated for word of the year and said "I'm simutaneouly honoured and offended to receive this award". Then, the next day he said another quote similar to one off H*R.com (Forget what it was). Considering it could just be coincidence I thought I'd ask first. - [[User:Darthvader66|Darthvader66]] 01:07, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

== WonderShowzen - references what? ==

The entry for WonderShowzen could use a mention of what in H*R is being referenced. I can't pick it out quickly. [[User:Qermaq|Qermaq]] 04:11, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

==Cleaning Up==
This page needs a HEAVY cleanup. The Andy Milonakis references are far too generic and although I do think a few of the Fosters Home references belong, some of them are too vague and a bit of a stretch. I'm takin' 'em out. [[User:Evan|Evan]]
*I took out more than that in the end because a lot seemed like too much of a stretch/too vague, but if anybody contests it that's poifectly fine; just go back and edit it. [[User:Evan|SELF REPLY'D]]

*Sorry for reverting your edit. I neglected to check the talk page first, though you probably should've left a note pointing here... I agree with the "sightings" you removed, though. Those were... well, supreme stretches in some cases. Good jorb, in any case. =P -{{User:YK/sig}} 05:13, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

== SpongeBob Squarepants ==

I was watching the episode "Krusty Towers", and I saw that the plaque says, "WE SHALL NEVER DENY ANY REQUEST, NO MATTER HOW R[[Lowercase_i%27s|i]]DiCULOUS." An obvious H*R reference with those lowercase i's.

:Lowercase "I"s are not a direct reference to Homestar Runner. This is TTATOT. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 15:45, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

::Ok, so it's not a direct reference. Sorry, got a little overboard there. But still, it's a possible reference. I mean, where else would the guys at Nickelodean get the idea of having lowercase i's in an otherwise completely all-caps written sentence?

== the cheat t shirt on tv ==

There was a show on FUSE tv.. "Project This! Bastards of Young." i saw it today.. and a guy in it had a The Cheat tshirt in it. but.. i totally forgot who he was and what he was talking about.. could i still put it on? {{User:Dagger/sig}} 03:41, 3 July 2006 (UTC)

User:Dagger

Dagger — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 04:08:29 GMT

Dagger:

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==Haldo! Helscome to my wedsite!==
Hi im Dagger =) im pretty new to this whole wiki thing so im still trying to figure some sctuff out ;)

==My favorite things on h*r.com==
*I love the sbemails like more then you know =)
*I also enjoy the email sibbie lol
*I love the cheat commandos
**Especially Commandos in the Classroom ;)
*My brother and his friends are known as The On point Kings so i think the email origins is pretty cool cause they came from it.
*I like pressing the random sbemail button over.. and over... and over xD its pretty fun.
*I like it when The Cheats head blows up. its funny xD
*I love the Homestarmy =)
*Limozeen is pretty cool
*I own all of the dvds and i love the commentaries for some reason lol
*I like the halloween toons =)
*Oh and i LOVE the karaoke version of Trogdor.. just when Homestar sings it its just SOOOO funny!!
*I like it when homestar spits teddy grams
*I also like it when homsar gets squished by the heavy lourde. its funny
*PBTC stuff is cool
*I wish scarfgirl was a real magizine
*I have writted Cara carabowditbowdit on my shoes for fun(converses)
**I also wrote "Eww..Claire..Why?" on them ;)
*"Thanks for breakin my cow lamp.."
*I love the dangeresque movie things
*and thats it... lol

==Thanks for coming!==
Thanks for coming to my page thing! Feel free to leave a message on my talk page for whatever reason lol. BYEE!!!!!

==My Sig==
{{User:Dagger/sig}} 17:44, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

User:Dagger

Dagger — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 17:44:31 GMT

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==Haldo! Helscome to my wedsite!==
Hi im Dagger =) im pretty new to this whole wiki thing so im still trying to figure some sctuff out ;)

==My favorite things on h*r.com==
*I love the sbemails like more then you know =)
*I also enjoy the email sibbie lol
*I love the cheat commandos
**Especially Commandos in the Classroom ;)
*My brother and his friends are known as The On point Kings so i think the email origins is pretty cool cause they came from it.
*I like pressing the random sbemail button over.. and over... and over xD its pretty fun.
*I like it when The Cheats head blows up. its funny xD
*I love the Homestarmy =)
*Limozeen is pretty cool
*I own all of the dvds and i love the commentaries for some reason lol
*I like the halloween toons =)
*Oh and i LOVE the karaoke version of Trogdor.. just when Homestar sings it its just SOOOO funny!!
*I like it when homestar spits teddy grams
*I also like it when homsar gets squished by the heavy lourde. its funny
*PBTC stuff is cool
*I wish scarfgirl was a real magizine
*I have writted Cara carabowditbowdit on my shoes for fun(converses)
**I also wrote "Eww..Claire..Why?" on them ;)
*"Thanks for breakin my cow lamp.."
*I love the dangeresque movie things
*and thats it... lol

==Thanks for coming!==
Thanks for coming to my page thing! Feel free to leave a message on my talk page for whatever reason lol. BYEE!!!!!

==My Sig==
{{User:Dagger/sig}} 17:44, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Talk:Main Page

Dagger — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 17:43:43 GMT

Dagger: /* Wiki title */

{{Main Page Talk}}

<div style="border:3px solid #fc0;padding:.5em 1em 1em 1em;" class="IntroPageBox">
==Lack of updates==
For anybody wondering why there have been no updates for a while: The bottom line is, we don't know. There is a thread on the forums where people are ''calmly and rationally'' discussing the possibilities. [[Forum:8813|Here is the link]]. Any further discussion on Wiki Talk pages may be removed. Thank you for your patience. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 17:02, 20 June 2006 (UTC)</div>

==Wiki title==

I think we should move this page to [[Homestar Runner Wiki]] (click the link to see what it could look like). That way, it will show the actual title of the wiki instead of boring ol' "Main Page" (which of course would be left as a redirect). The [[MW:|MediaWiki]] front page is an excellent example of how it could be. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:24, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I really like the idea. It shows exactly who we are upon entering. If I was in charge, I'd've done it from th' start. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::I also support the idea, maybe we should make Main Page a dis. page, though, for [[Main Pages]] and Homestar Runner Wiki. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 01:30, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:Support. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 01:33, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:::Rogue Leader: Main Page and Talk:Main Page would have to redirect to the respective Homestar Runner Wiki pages, due to the amount of links to them, both internal and external. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:34, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:Complete Support: The Main Page talks about '''The Homestar Runner Wiki''' not '''Main Page''' {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 01:44, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::::It's dot com: That can be accomplished simply by changing the text of [[MediaWiki:Mainpage]] from "Main Page" to "Homestar Runner Wiki". {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 01:56, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:::::Heh. Yes, I know. :) I wanted people to be able to see a preview without [[HRWiki:Standards#Be_bold.2C_but_know_when_not_to_be|being too drastic]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:06, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I like your idea, Dot com. I'm surprised nobody ever thought of this before. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 02:08, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:I support leaving it [[Main Page]]. [http://www.google.com/search?&q=%22Main+Page%22+mediawiki Most to all MediaWiki wikis] (257,000,000 at this moment) leave the title as the default. This page is the sole exception to the "articles are in the main namespace" rule, and giving it a different title would make it seem as if this was an article about the Homestar Runner Wiki (remember, we already have an article for that at [[HRWiki:A History]]). This is the main page of the wiki, it's our cover page and our table of contents. It's not the Homestar Runner Wiki. The entire wiki is the Homestar Runner Wiki. (I also never liked it when our main page was called [[old:HomestarRunnerWiki|HomestarRunnerWiki]] way back when.) -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 02:14, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::Most to all wikis use Main Page because they either don't know they can change it or don't have the access. I myself didn't know until I saw MediaWiki. If we're going to have one exception in the main namespace, shouldn't it be such that the title of the wiki can be on the front page? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:23, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::I agree with Tom. {{User:Salty/sig}} 02:38, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:Well, isn't there some sort of weird developer stuff (I know, I'm vague) that you could do to change the description at the top from "Article" to "Main Page"? I think that would solve the whole problem. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 02:39, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::I agree with seriously. Although I like Its dot comes Idea.--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 03:25, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::Following with what Tom said, I completely disagree that Main Page should be changed to Homestar Runner Wiki. The front page is ''not'' the whole wiki, it's just the main page. It has links to the other pages that ''make up'' the Homestar Runner Wiki. The pratical use of a "Homestar Runner Wiki" page would be to talk about HRWiki, which would go under the HRWiki: namespace, therefore calling itself [[HRWiki:About]], which we already have. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:27, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:::Although it would be rater inconvenient. It may just be me, but that seems like to long of a title for the Main Page.--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 03:31, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:::Lapper: I think you're splitting hairs here. The reason for the change isn't so that we have an article about the wiki itself, it's so that the words "[[Homestar Runner Wiki]]" will appear, as a title like in that link, at the top of the page all professional-like. I suppose one could make a case that a page called "Homestar Runner Wiki" is just fine for a table of contents of the wiki, and certainly "Talk:Homestar Runner Wiki" would be a good change, since the page is devoted to general discussion about wiki matters and isn't really used much to talk about the contents or format of the front page. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:43, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

::::That's not what I was saying; I was saying that that would be the pratical use for such a title. I prefer the term "Main Page", although "Talk:Main Page" is somewhat misleading, as most of the time it isn't for discussion of the Main Page. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:46, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

:::::It looks much better as Main Page. That might confuse some users.(Not too sure about that, but maybe.) Plus it already says Homestar Runner Wiki on it.--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 03:50, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

I'm happy with leaving it as Main Page. Sort of a "If it ain't broke..." type mentality, but at the same time I think it looks better and is more common and descriptive as it is. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 07:08, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

I think we should make it the Homestar Runner Wiki way. It looks better and makes more sense. {{User:Dagger/sig}} 17:43, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Hip Hop Dance Visuals

Dagger — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:39:09 GMT

Dagger: i just had the thought of adding a link

Below is a chart showing the visuals for the music video [[Hip Hop Dance]].

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=300 | Lyrics !! width=600 | Visuals
|-
|''(claps)'' || The outline of a [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] radio appears in white, then disappears. The background changes to green with small diagonal lines and the radio, this time in black, appears three times. The claps continue throughout the video.
|-
|Ladies all the time be asking me || The background changes to rainbow-colored circles, which move out slowly, then in quickly. The "artist-song-album-director" text appears on the bottom left of the screen. A PBTC [[Coach Z]] appears in the middle of the circles, and his head bobs with each syllable.
|-
|"Coach Z, how come you don't dance no more?" || Three ladies appear silhouetted in the middle of the screen, and four Coach Z's appear on either side of them. The ladies' heads bob on each syllable.
|-
|And I say, || The screen zooms in extremely close, then changes. The [[Striped Green Rabbit|"striped green rabbit with two butts"]] version of [[The Cheat]] is shaking his butts on a plaid background. He switches from facing left to facing right, then back.
|-
|"Ladies, ladies!" || An oceanic island scene shows with the word "Ladies" in the top-left corner. The green-butts The Cheat jumps, silhouetted, into the ocean. On the second "ladies", the word "Ladies" appears on screen again, and The Cheat flies out of the ocean, this time unsilhouetted.
|-

|Just give me a chance to do a hip hop dance || A 3-D version of the top part of Coach Z's body appears and moves his arms in this motion: arms fully in, arms fully out, arms partially in. The numbers 1, 2, and 3 appear above Coach Z for each motion, respectively (from now on this will be referred to as the 1-2-3 motion). The words "hip-hop dance" appear on their respective words.
|-
|Give me a chance to do a || Two more Coach Z's appears moving his arms to his armpits, then down, then back (this will be referred to as the armpit motion).
|-
|dance || The words "hip hop dance" appear in large text on the screen with white Coach Z's dancing in the letters.
|-
|Give me a chance to do a hip hop dance || A white Coach Z outline is break dancing on the bottom of the screen in front of a red background reading "dear sirs, give me a chance to do a hip hop dance. sincerely, coach z". A red outline of Coach Z is mirroring the white one's movements.
|-
|Give me a chance || The Cheat raises his arms and moves his boots one at a time on a sidewalk in front of a pink wall with lighter pink dots. On "me", a can of soup appears on the top left, followed by four others.
|-
|To do a dance || Coach Z sings the next line next to a dryer in front of a green background. His left hand is behind the Z symbol and his right hand is being held out with his palm horizontal. On "dance", a Coach Z sprite appears on Coach Z's hand and walks in place.
|-
|Woo thang! || A magenta Coach Z with a blue hat appears in the same enviroment as the last line at the bottom right. He sings the line.
|-
|The Roger Rabbit || Cut to a desert-like fill for a background. Two Coach Z running sprites runn acroos the screen, one on the top, and one on the bottom. The one on the bottom runs from the left to the right, and the one on the top runs from the right to the left. Four soup cans appear in each corner of the screen, and the word "hip" appears in [[Graffiti|graffiti]] in the center. Then, two suop cans appear on both sides of the screen. All of this happens befor the line. On the line, Coach Z dances as "FIG 1-A" in an open book a on a table.
|-
| The Cabbage Patch || The Coach Z in a book dances during the "the" in the line. On "Cabbage", the Coach Z 3-D top half dances the 1-2-3 motion on a "WANTED" poster, which is on a yellow background with darker yellow flower outlines.
|-
| The Locomotive || A magenta and blue hat Coach Z reduces in size on a constantly color changing background, as many different colored circles with shading appear in random places at different times.
|-
| "Coach Z, how come you don't dance no more?" || Three ladies appear silhouetted in the middle of a rainbow background, with two green, shaded circles left over from the last scene. One on the bottom left, about a centimeter away from the left border, and one with it's left side behind the third lady. A pair of lips says the line at the top left. A third green, shaded circle appears on the top left. and four Coach Z's appear on both sides of them. The ladies' heads bob on each syllable.
|-
| Just give me a chance to do a hip-hop... dance || "Just" is said with everything from the last line. On "give", a Coach Z silhouette on an island silhouette dances in front of a sunset, white bird, and calm ocean. On "hip", a pair of lips appear on silhouetted Coach Z, unsilhouetted. They sing this word, and the next two.
|-
| Give me a chance to do a dance || The Coach Z 3-D top-half dances on a yellow background with darker yellow boom box outlines. The Coach Z is different from the first two in that he has thighs and the boots The Cheat was wearing. A graffiti "DANCE" increases in size on "dance".
|-
| Give me a chance to do a hip-hop dance || Coach Z dances in fron tof the [[Graffiti Wall]] with the tag NEB-1 on it below a graffitied [[Nebulon]]. A Coach Z sprite runs on the sidewalk from the left to the right on "Give".
|-
| Come on || Cut to Coach Z's upper half, looking to the right, who says the line in front of a light blue background. Multiple Coach Z silhouettes in darker blue and white, jump from hand to foot behind him on the light blue background.
|-
| give me a chance || Cut to Coach Z's upper half, looking to the left, who says the line in front of a white background. Multiple shaded, colored circles are arranged randomly on the background behind Coach Z. After the line is said, the Coach Z 3-D top-half dances the 1-2-3 as a black outline on a Z symbol. Both fade out and decrease in size. The "artist-song-album-director" text appears on the bottom left of the screen in white.
|}
[[Category:Music Video Visuals]]

Hip Hop Dance Visuals

Dagger — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:37:01 GMT

Dagger: changed from stripey green rabbit to striped green rabbit

Below is a chart showing the visuals for the music video [[Hip Hop Dance]].

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=300 | Lyrics !! width=600 | Visuals
|-
|''(claps)'' || The outline of a [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] radio appears in white, then disappears. The background changes to green with small diagonal lines and the radio, this time in black, appears three times. The claps continue throughout the video.
|-
|Ladies all the time be asking me || The background changes to rainbow-colored circles, which move out slowly, then in quickly. The "artist-song-album-director" text appears on the bottom left of the screen. A PBTC [[Coach Z]] appears in the middle of the circles, and his head bobs with each syllable.
|-
|"Coach Z, how come you don't dance no more?" || Three ladies appear silhouetted in the middle of the screen, and four Coach Z's appear on either side of them. The ladies' heads bob on each syllable.
|-
|And I say, || The screen zooms in extremely close, then changes. The "striped green rabbit with two butts" version of [[The Cheat]] is shaking his butts on a plaid background. He switches from facing left to facing right, then back.
|-
|"Ladies, ladies!" || An oceanic island scene shows with the word "Ladies" in the top-left corner. The green-butts The Cheat jumps, silhouetted, into the ocean. On the second "ladies", the word "Ladies" appears on screen again, and The Cheat flies out of the ocean, this time unsilhouetted.
|-

|Just give me a chance to do a hip hop dance || A 3-D version of the top part of Coach Z's body appears and moves his arms in this motion: arms fully in, arms fully out, arms partially in. The numbers 1, 2, and 3 appear above Coach Z for each motion, respectively (from now on this will be referred to as the 1-2-3 motion). The words "hip-hop dance" appear on their respective words.
|-
|Give me a chance to do a || Two more Coach Z's appears moving his arms to his armpits, then down, then back (this will be referred to as the armpit motion).
|-
|dance || The words "hip hop dance" appear in large text on the screen with white Coach Z's dancing in the letters.
|-
|Give me a chance to do a hip hop dance || A white Coach Z outline is break dancing on the bottom of the screen in front of a red background reading "dear sirs, give me a chance to do a hip hop dance. sincerely, coach z". A red outline of Coach Z is mirroring the white one's movements.
|-
|Give me a chance || The Cheat raises his arms and moves his boots one at a time on a sidewalk in front of a pink wall with lighter pink dots. On "me", a can of soup appears on the top left, followed by four others.
|-
|To do a dance || Coach Z sings the next line next to a dryer in front of a green background. His left hand is behind the Z symbol and his right hand is being held out with his palm horizontal. On "dance", a Coach Z sprite appears on Coach Z's hand and walks in place.
|-
|Woo thang! || A magenta Coach Z with a blue hat appears in the same enviroment as the last line at the bottom right. He sings the line.
|-
|The Roger Rabbit || Cut to a desert-like fill for a background. Two Coach Z running sprites runn acroos the screen, one on the top, and one on the bottom. The one on the bottom runs from the left to the right, and the one on the top runs from the right to the left. Four soup cans appear in each corner of the screen, and the word "hip" appears in [[Graffiti|graffiti]] in the center. Then, two suop cans appear on both sides of the screen. All of this happens befor the line. On the line, Coach Z dances as "FIG 1-A" in an open book a on a table.
|-
| The Cabbage Patch || The Coach Z in a book dances during the "the" in the line. On "Cabbage", the Coach Z 3-D top half dances the 1-2-3 motion on a "WANTED" poster, which is on a yellow background with darker yellow flower outlines.
|-
| The Locomotive || A magenta and blue hat Coach Z reduces in size on a constantly color changing background, as many different colored circles with shading appear in random places at different times.
|-
| "Coach Z, how come you don't dance no more?" || Three ladies appear silhouetted in the middle of a rainbow background, with two green, shaded circles left over from the last scene. One on the bottom left, about a centimeter away from the left border, and one with it's left side behind the third lady. A pair of lips says the line at the top left. A third green, shaded circle appears on the top left. and four Coach Z's appear on both sides of them. The ladies' heads bob on each syllable.
|-
| Just give me a chance to do a hip-hop... dance || "Just" is said with everything from the last line. On "give", a Coach Z silhouette on an island silhouette dances in front of a sunset, white bird, and calm ocean. On "hip", a pair of lips appear on silhouetted Coach Z, unsilhouetted. They sing this word, and the next two.
|-
| Give me a chance to do a dance || The Coach Z 3-D top-half dances on a yellow background with darker yellow boom box outlines. The Coach Z is different from the first two in that he has thighs and the boots The Cheat was wearing. A graffiti "DANCE" increases in size on "dance".
|-
| Give me a chance to do a hip-hop dance || Coach Z dances in fron tof the [[Graffiti Wall]] with the tag NEB-1 on it below a graffitied [[Nebulon]]. A Coach Z sprite runs on the sidewalk from the left to the right on "Give".
|-
| Come on || Cut to Coach Z's upper half, looking to the right, who says the line in front of a light blue background. Multiple Coach Z silhouettes in darker blue and white, jump from hand to foot behind him on the light blue background.
|-
| give me a chance || Cut to Coach Z's upper half, looking to the left, who says the line in front of a white background. Multiple shaded, colored circles are arranged randomly on the background behind Coach Z. After the line is said, the Coach Z 3-D top-half dances the 1-2-3 as a black outline on a Z symbol. Both fade out and decrease in size. The "artist-song-album-director" text appears on the bottom left of the screen in white.
|}
[[Category:Music Video Visuals]]

The Demon

Dagger — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 22:42:28 GMT

Dagger: fixed a link

[[Image:Thedemon.PNG|thumb|right|220px|The Demon poking Strong Bad with a pitchfork]]

'''The Demon''' makes a cameo appearance in an Easter egg from [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]. In it, he's in [[Hell]], poking [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] with a pitchfork. His appearance, tool action, gloves, and relation to [[The Kaiser]] (who is the [[Old-Timey]] version of [[The King of Town]]) have lead many to believe he is the Old-Timey incarnation of [[The Poopsmith]]. An [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|interview]] with [[Matt Chapman]] validates this to some extent.

===Complete Filmography===
*'''Debut:''' [[Parsnips A-Plenty]] (Easter Egg)

[[Category:Old-Timey Characters|Demon, The]]

Stages

Dagger — Sun, 18 Jun 2006 23:30:19 GMT

Dagger: /* The Gymnasium Stage */

==Modern-Day Stage==
[[Image:thestage.PNG|thumb|right|220px|The Stage]]
The '''stage''' in modern-day [[Free Country USA]] is where many shows take place. It looks a lot like the stage from "[[imdb:tt0059026|A Charlie Brown Christmas]]" and is used for several holiday performances. It is at the front of an auditorium and is modeled after the auditorium stage at [http://www.dekalb.k12.ga.us/~vanderlyn/ Vanderlyn Elementary School], where TBC went to school, right down to the [http://www.dekalb.k12.ga.us/~vanderlyn/Pictures/graduation2004/040520_000028.jpg letter "V"] above the stage.

===Appearances===
<table>
<autocolumn style="padding-right:20px">
*'''Debut:''' [[Super NES]]
*[[A Holiday Greeting]]
*[[A Mother's Day Message]]
* Email [[stand-up]]
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]]
* Email [[replacement]]
* Email [[part-time job]] (Easter egg)
* Email [[rock opera]]
* Email [[rampage]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

==The Gymnasium Stage==
[[Image:AtKM.png|thumb|"All the King's Men!"]]
In many schools, there is a small '''gymnasium stage''' for assemblies, plays, and other purposes. [[All the King's Men!]] played for a senior prom upon such a stage connected to the [[Gymnasium|gymnasium]].

===Appearances===
*'''Debut:''' Email [[senior prom]]

==Old-Timey Stage==
[[Image:oldtimeystage.png|thumb|220px|A Goode-Time Was Had By All]]

The '''[[Old-Timey|old-timey]] stage''' is where [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] performs his "Goode-Time Parlor Tricks." It is also where modern-day [[Strong Bad]] ruined Old-Timey Strong Bad's vaudeville during a cross-dimensional jaunt. The audience there is prone to throwing shades-of-grey tomatoes if they are displeased with an act.

===Appearances===
*'''Debut:''' Email [[alternate universe]]

[[Category: Places]]

User:Dagger/sig

Dagger — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 23:21:46 GMT

Dagger:

'''[[User:Dagger|Dagger]] ([[User talk:Dagger|talk]] · [[Special:Contributions/Dagger|edits]])'''

Talk:The Interview

Dagger — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 23:18:06 GMT

Dagger:

== Tweened?? ==

"Mike doesn't usually put anyone's walking sequence in movie clips so that they can be tweened."

What the heck does that mean? Can someone who does know reword that? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:00, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

:In Flash animation, [[Wikipedia:tweening|tweening]] (short for in-betweening) is the process of only animating the major (key) frames, and having the rest be generated by the software. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 18:31, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

::I read the Wikipedia article, but I still have no idea what that sentence is supposed to mean. {{User:Laramie/Sig}} 19:29, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

==Un question?==
Maybe this is a sign that I've got too much time on my hands... but I was wondering: in Strong Sad's line ''En garde?'', should we actually include an inverted question mark at the beginning (''¿En garde?'')? Since technically the whole sentence is French. But one could argue that it's adopted enough as part of our vocabulary to use English punctuation. Whadayathink? —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 01:12, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
:French doesn't use the inverted question mark. Only [[Wikipedia:Question_mark#Variants in other languages and in history|Spanish]]. {{User:Bassbone/sig}} 01:32, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
::¿Verdad? Oops. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 01:37, 22 April 2006 (UTC)

==mirror==
Someone should make a mirrior for the unfinished version. I really wanted to see it but it wasnt working. {{User:Dagger/sig}} 23:18, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

isp

Dagger — Wed, 17 May 2006 03:35:47 GMT

Dagger: i think this is a better caption for the picture

{{sbenav|152|senior prom|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Isp.PNG|thumb|"Ma'am, please calm down. Your CD tray is not a cup holder."]]
Gary from the UK asks about Strong Bad's [[Wikipedia:Internet service provider|ISP]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Office]], [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Garage]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' May 16, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:23

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}''A badaladoo, it's time for email, bra-doop-ba-dabadoo.
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: ISP</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
Since you answer emails, you must have some sort of 
internet, right? What kind of internet do you guys get in 
Strong Badia? Who runs it? Is it expensive? 
Your bestest buddy in the whole wide world, 
Gary, UK
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "Not even close," very quickly after "Your bestest buddy in the whole wide world," and says "UK" as, "You 'kay?"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Yeah I'm fine, Gary. Calm down. Of course I've got the internet. How else could I download this awesome animated gif/gif of a cute breakdancing rodent. ''{Pronounces "gif/gif" as /gif/, /jif/}''

''{A progress bar pops up with a ding that says "11% Complete" with "Less than a fortnight remaining" below}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' What??!! Eleven percent? I started downloading this thing like two days ago! Oh that's IT!! Hold on to your fat, sweaty D&D playing headsets, tech support. 'Cuz Strong Bad's about to Do-Sum-Bow-Dis!

''{The camera rotates around the Lappy to a rear view as Strong Bad picks up the telephone. There is a phone ringing sound and the screen is split by a phone cord with Homestar Runner in the office on the left and Strong Bad on the right. On Homestar's cubicle wall there is a Post-It Note that reads "Note to self: Chew more." Homestar wears a headset.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thank you for calling the internet, may I have your account number or identity theft, please?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, but you can have a heapin' helpin' of my unbridled rage!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{reading slowly from sheets of paper}'' Ma'am, please calm down. Your CD tray is not a cup holder. ''{turns page}'' I cannot help you clear your browser cache. No, I'm not in India. ''{puts papers down}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up and listen. ''{bangs hand on keyboard}'' My internet is crawling along like... something... funny... that crawls along.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, I can help you with that. Please hold while I transfer you to someone who can help you with that.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{incredulous}'' What?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Doo doot-tsp. Do doo doot-tsp. Do doo doot-tsp.

''{Cut to a long shot of the office as Homestar stands up. Homestar is the only visible tech representative.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still singing}'' It's the hold music, do doot-tsp. Pa doo doot-tsp. Doodoo doo doot-tsp. ''{high pitched voice}'' Hold music!

''{Cut back to the splitscreen as Homestar sits down.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thank you for holding. Your call is very unportant to us. The next available representative wi—okay, I'm back! Lemme just verify your address so I can send you my weight in free sign-up CDs.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, enough! ''{bangs hand against keyboard again}'' I'm marching my pasty white bwahttom down there to talk to the man in charge!

''{He slams the phone down and walks offscreen during Homestar's next line.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm so glad we could get that resolved. Is there anything else I could—

''{Cut to Strong Bad marching across The Field at dusk as march music plays in the background. Strong Bad ends up at Bubs' Concession Stand, slightly out of breath from the marching.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{as the camera zooms in}'' Well if it isn't my lone internet customer. How's e-business?

''{Cut to Strong Bad from inside the concession stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now listen here, old man Bubs! What's the big idea of throttling me down?!

'''BUBS:''' Throttling you down?! That's not one of the ninety-nine ways I rip you off!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, back in the day I used to connect at twelve-hundred baud, but ever since ''the merger'' I'm lucky if I get twelve baud.

'''BUBS:''' Hmm.

''{Cut back to Bubs.}''

'''BUBS:''' Let's head down to the datum center and see what we can find.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Dat'um sounds good.

''{Cut to the garage which is currently housing several computers with Bubs' face on them and is sporting a sign labelled, "Datum Center".}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{indicating the computers}'' So this is where the magic happens. I wonder where the trouble could be.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Yeah, I wonder.

''{Camera pulls back to reveal a computer with a garden hose sticking out of it and smoke issuing from the back}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's probably not this computer with the garden hose coming out of it.

'''BUBS:''' Hey! Somebody's suckin' up all my bandwidth!

''{Cut to a hole in the wall with the garden hose running through, then outside to Strong Mad sucking on the end of the hose. Strong Bad and Bubs walk up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad!

''{Startled, Strong Mad takes the hose out of his mouth. His mouth is now tiny.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{in a high-pitched voice}'' I'm a website!

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Bubs as they both start laughing. The laughter gets more and more hysterical until it reaches a psychotic peak. At that point we cut back to the Lappy as the progress bar fills up. The words "Less than a fortnight remaining" have been replaced by "Already?" The Lappy's screen then shows an animated gif of a rat dancing to computer music. The rat is replaced by yellow text that says "NOT REALLY BREAK DANCING" and [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Homestar in CD form.PNG|thumb|CD Runner]]
*After Homestar Runner comes back from the hold music and asks for Strong Bad's address, click on the [[Sticky Notes|post-it note]] that reads "note to self: chew more" to see a picture of Homestar's weight in free sign-up CDs.
*At the end of the email, click on the "O" in "Not Really Break Dancing" to see a collection of free sign-up CDs in the shape of Homestar running played backed by music similar to the opening scene of [[Bug in Mouth Disease]].

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*D&D stands for [[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]], a popular [[Wikipedia:Tabletop_role-playing_game|pen and paper role-playing game]] that, like working in tech support, is often associated with "geek culture".
*[[wikipedia:Baud|Baud]] is measure of the symbol rate made to the transmission medium per second in a digitally modulated signal. However, Strong Bad makes a common mistake by confusing it with "[[wikipedia:Bit rate|bits per second]]"
*[[wiktionary:datum|Datum]] is the singular form of the word data.
*A [[wiktionary:fortnight|fortnight]] is a period of two weeks. The word "fortnight" is most often used in the UK, which is where the emailer is from.
*[[wiktionary:Bandwidth_throttling|Throttling]] is the limitation of a computer's ability to call data from a server within a certain period of time; it is used to alleviate network congestion and server crashes that result from high usage or too many incoming connections.
*Homestar's message "your call is very unportant to us" is a spoof on automated recordings while on hold, which can say such things as "Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line. A specialist will be with you shortly." Such recordings can repeat multiple times for as long as six hours.

===Remarks===
[[Image:Lappybackside.png|thumb|The lappy's back panel]]
*It is unclear how Strong Bad is connected to the Internet - there does not appear to be a network cable plugged in to the back of the Lappy, and it is unlikely that the computer has a wireless connection. However, it is possible that Strong Bad's Internet connection works in a similar way to the [[Disconnected Telephones]].
**A similar incident occured in [[part-time job]], where he checked the email without any cables. It is possible that both these times, he downloaded the emails beforehand.
*The [[Wikipedia:GIF|GIF]] file format does not support any form of sound on its own. The animation that Strong Bad downloaded is either not a true animated GIF, or it is embedded in a webpage that also contains embedded sound.
*When Homestar says the word "internet" after he first answers Strong Bad's call, he speaks without his trademark speech impediment.
*Bubs refers to Strong Bad as his lone internet customer. It is unknown whether Free Country USA has other ISPs, but Strong Sad, the Cheat and Homestar all seem to be connected to the internet too. However, The Cheat and Strong Sad would presumably use Strong Bad's internet connection since their computers are in the same residence, and it's possible Homestar gets his connection for free as an employment benefit. Pom Pom may or may not have subscribed to an ISP through his Pom Pilot, though he can clearly access the Internet.
*Strong Bad was previously seen running the internet on the [[Tandy 400]] in [[credit card]].
*While the first time we saw the back of the Lappy was in the email [[part-time job]], this is the first time we have seen a clear view of the various ports and inputs on the back of the computer.
*Assuming that the animated gif is downloading at a constant speed, it would take about 16 more days to finish downloading. This is more than a fortnight, not less.
*Although they are normally considered unimpressive, the gif does employ two common dance moves: The Cabbage Patch and Raise the Roof.

===Goofs===
* The last time Homestar imitates the hi-hat noise in his hold music or when he's getting up from his chair, his mouth doesn't move.

===Inside References===
*Strong Mad first unsuccessfully attempted to alter his voice in [[helium]].
*Strong Bad's confusion over the pronunciation of the word "GIF" is a reference to [[website]].
**Strong Bad was also first seen using an animated GIF involving a rodent in that email.
*The Easter egg at the end refers to [[Bug In Mouth Disease]], which in turn refers to [[Theme Song Video]].
*The icon of a 5 1/4 inch floppy disc on the download-progress screen is another instance of Strong Bad using outdated [[Strong Bad's Technology|technology.]]
*The tech support scene also has a [[Disconnected Telephone]].

===Real World References===
*When Homestar says "No, I'm not in India," he is refering to the [[Wikipedia:Outsourcing|outsourcing]] of Western tech-support labor to Eastern countries like India.
*The exorbitant amount of "free sign-up CDs" is a reference to the ISP [[Wikipedia:America Online|America Online]], who is notorious for aggressively marketing its services with free-trial CDs through mass mailings, newspaper and magazine inserts, and in-store displays.
* Homestar's mention of a lady who used her CD-ROM drive as a cup holder is a notorious Tech Support call which may or may not be an [[Wikipedia:Urban legend|urban legend]].

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|152|8396}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}

Store Accessories

Dagger — Sat, 08 Apr 2006 00:01:55 GMT

Dagger: /* Baseball Caps */ theres no more trogdor hat for some reason

The following are all accessories currently purchasable at the [[Store]].

==Baseball Caps==

[[Image:Homestarhat.PNG]][[Image:Sbhat.PNG]] 
'''A variety of baseball caps!'''

Our Homestar and Strong Bad baseball caps are wool-blend, Yupoong brand hats with six panels and a "FlexFit" inner sweatband. These caps come in sizes Small/Medium and Large/Extra Large.

(Note to the Ladies: There is no hole in the back of the Strong Bad and Homestar baseball caps)

==Beanie Caps==

[[Image:Homestarbeanie.PNG]][[Image:Sbbeanie.PNG]][[Image:Trogdorbeanie.PNG]] 
'''Stylish Beanie Caps!!'''

These are Head-To-Toe brand knit caps with embroidery on the "fold up" part of the hat. Choose black with Strong Bad's mask, navy featuring Homestar's grinning face or black with the burninator himself, TROGDOR!

==Messenger Bags==

[[Image:Messenger bags.PNG]] 
'''Stow All Your Stuff In These Great Messenger Bags!!'''

Our messenger bags are made of durable polyester. Featuring a roomy main compartment and a smaller half pocket plus, a secret zippered compartment. Adjustable 2-inch shoulder strap and one front adjustable clasp closure. Navy Blue with Homestar, Gray with The Cheat or Strong Bad and Black with Trogdor.

Dimensions: 14 ½" x 12" x 5"

==Tote Bag==

[[Image:Tgstotebag.PNG]] 
These sturdy canvas bags were so popular when we sold them at Dragon*Con that we decided to make them available online for a '''Limited Time Only!''' Features the Teen Girl Squad on the front and the speech balloon "i have a crush on every boy" on the back. Makes a great book bag or gym bag. Get this limited edition bag for just $10!

The bag is made of 100% cotton canvas with two black polyester straps. Dimensions: 14" Wide x 15" High

[[Category:Store|Accessories]]

Talk:Store Accessories

Dagger — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 23:31:35 GMT

Dagger:

Is it just me, or did they stop selling the trogdor baseball caps? {{User:Dagger/sig}} 23:31, 7 April 2006 (UTC)

Biz Cas Fri 1

Dagger — Tue, 04 Apr 2006 15:04:35 GMT

Dagger: /* Fun Facts */

{{puppetnav|bizcasfri1.html|Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!|Biz Cas Fri 2}}
[[Image:biz cas fri.JPG|thumb|"That's why you're my D-O-G-E!"]]

Strong Bad tries to finish 3rd Quarter projection analysis spreadsheets, but has trouble when Homestar begins his usual annoyance spree.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Puppet {{Film|Strong Bad}}, Puppet {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[The Office]]

'''Date:''' June 24, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 1:50

'''Page Title:''' Biz Cas Fri 1

== Transcript ==
''{Close-up of a water cooler. The title words, "Biz Cas Fri" appear. Air bubbles rise into the cooler. Cut to Strong Bad at his office computer in his cubicle. Strong Bad is busily typing away, wearing a striped casual polo shirt.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh, I'm almost done with these third-quarter projection analysis spreadsheets, and ''still'' no sign of—

''{Homestar Runner swoops in, wearing a solid-brown casual polo shirt.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What - is up, - my dog!?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, I am not your dog.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Rondleman, you crack me up. Crack! Me! Up! That's why you're my D-O-G-E!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Your ''doge?!'' What are you talking about? I'm Strong Bad! Rondleman works in Regional Shipping Management Resources.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ahaha! Good one, Rondleman. I mean, good one, ''my dog''. So, you goin' to Beach Themed Restaurant tonight? It's ladies' night! Music, dancing, they've got fake palm trees!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah... I'd rather die!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cooool, can I catch a ride? Pick me up at six. Ooh, and bring plenty of cash. I'm gonna need at least five or six appe"teasers".

'''STRONG BAD:''' Will you just get out of here and let me finish these spreadsheets?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're not done yet? I finished mine weeks ago. Let me give you a hand.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Urggh, don't touch that!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{leans in and bangs his face on the keyboard}'' Ehh, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh? Ohh, ''great!''

''{The computer produces a blue screen, reading:}''

<blockquote class="short email" style="background:#32407d; text-align:center">Flamboyant System Error 
 
3rd Qtr. Projection= Bad News</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''This is just great!!''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! You can thank me later. I love that blue screen. It is also my dog. Anyways, I'll let you finish up here. See you at six!

''{Homestar swoops out.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhh, man! Now I gotta start all over—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{swoops in}'' Don't be late! ''{swoops out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Start all over an—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{swoops in}'' Ladies' night! ''{swoops out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Start all ove—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{swoops in}'' Fake palm trees! ''{swoops out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Start all o—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{swoops in}'' You're my dog. ''{swoops out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhh! ''{bangs his fist on the keyboard repeatedly}'' Stupid! Third! Quarter! Projection! Analysis! Spreadsheets I don't even know what you are! Rondleman... erh, where art thou? ''{slides onto the floor with a thud}''

''{"end."}''

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:dullard bizcasfri.PNG|thumb|right|220px|A meet n' greet?]]
*Click on the comic strip in the background when Strong Bad says, "Your ''doge?!''" to see a [[Dullard (comic)|Dullard]] comic strip.
:'''PANEL ONE:'''
::''{Dullard is working at his computer. A woman is standing nearby}''
::'''WOMAN:''' MISSED YOU AT THE OFF SITE MEET N' GREET 
:'''PANEL TWO:'''
::'''DULLARD:''' ''{irritated}'' THAT'S FUNNY. I DIDN'T MISS YOU AT THE MY HOUSE SIT N' DRINK.
:'''PANEL THREE:'''
::'''WOMAN:''' ''{storming off}'' HMPH!
:'''PANEL FOUR:'''
::''{Dullard looks more irritated.}''
::'''CO-WORKER:''' MISSED YOU AT THE OFF SITE MEET N' GREET
:'''PANEL FIVE:'''
::''{Dullard bangs his head on his computer.}''
::'''BALD MAN:''' ''{holding pieces of paper}'' MISSED YOU AT THE OFF SITE MEET N' GREET
:'''PANEL SIX:'''
::'''COMB-OVER MAN:''' WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT A SIT N' DRINK AT YOUR PLACE?
*Click on the note at the top-left of the cubicle wall when Homestar says, "Beach Themed Restaurant" to see the menu of the restaurant.

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*The [[Sticky Notes|sticky note]] on the wall reads "ASAP!!!", which is an acronym for "As Soon As Possible."

===Remarks===
*The computer monitor Strong Bad is sitting at is an Apple IIe monitor, given away by its adjustable viewing angle screen.
*Most features on homestarrunner.com are released on Monday, but this was released on a Friday.

===Goofs===
*After Homestar bangs his head on Strong Bad's keyboard, the "ASAP!!!" note is relocated. After the computer displays the system error message, the sticky note is back in its original place.
*After the Flamboyant System Error appears, the next cut shows the computer monitor from an angle. While Homestar is saying "Anyways, I'll let you finish up here. See you at six!", twice you can see Strong Bad's head go ''behind'' the superimposed image of the error screen.

===Inside References===
*The title of this toon stands for "Business Casual Fridays" and comes from the email [[other days]].
*"Flamboyant System Error" is another instance of [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning]].
*"3rd Qtr. Projection= Bad News" is a reference to "Virus = Very Yes." in [[virus]].
*On the upper part of the screen, you can clearly see the "Remember the 'Tivities" motivational poster from [[no loafing]].
*The fake palms are from "Fake Palms Resort" in the sketchbook on the [[strongbad_email.exe|DVD]].
*The Dullard comic strip first appeared in [[dullard]].
*Homestar is wearing the same brown shirt he wore in other days' version of Biz Cas Fri.
*Homestar calls other characters his "dog" in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] and [[A Folky Tale]].

===Fast Forward===
*[[Vector Strong Bad]] says "Doge" in [[alternate universe]]

== External Links ==
* [[HR:bizcasfri1.html|watch "Biz Cas Fri 1"]]
* [[HR:bizcasfri1.swf|view the Flash file for "Biz Cas Fri 1"]]
* [[Forum:4000|forum thread re: "Biz Cas Fri 1"]]

[[Category: Puppet Stuff]]

Yearbook Character Page

Dagger — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 02:21:49 GMT

Dagger: /* Explanations */ fixed the layout a bit

[[Image:Yearbook_page.png|thumb|right|220px|School days daze]]
The '''Yearbook Character Page''' was a school-themed biography page. Selecting each character brings up a short description of his or her personality and role within the group.

There is an "autographs" portion of the yearbook where some of the guys have signed "your" book for you. Their character traits are further emphasized by their comments and handwriting. Strong Sad's superb penmanship is seen here, as well as Pom Pom's phone numbers. It can be noted that Strong Mad can write, but spelling remains a hurdle.

This page marks the cementing of The Poopsmith as a core member of the group.

'''Page Title (picture page):''' Yearbook

'''Page Title (autographs page):''' This year was the best!

==Transcript==
==='''{{Film|Bubs}}'''===
''{Bubs is standing in front of a silhouetted [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]], throwing a can and kicking it back to his hand.}''
<blockquote>
Bubs is an entrepreneur, 
but he can't spell that, so 
let's just say he's awesome. 
He runs the concession stand 
down at the [[The Athletic Field|sports fields]]. 
That's why come he's so fat. 
He keeps eating all his profits. 
But then he goes out and 
dances all the pounds off at 
Disco Tech, where he attends 
night courses. In his spare time he has boring 
conversations with Coach Z and reads back issues 
of Motor Trend magazine.
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|The Cheat}}'''===
''{The Cheat is standing in front of some blue spots, narrow his eyes, shift to both sides and smiles.}''
<blockquote>
Nobody knows what the Cheat 
is exactly or where he comes 
from but my guess is [[Outer Space|Space]]. He 
sure does like to cheat though. 
His personal motto, "No rule is 
solid" and his love of all that is 
untrue and incorrect keep him 
from accomplishing very much. 
He gladly does all the dirty work for the Brothers 
Strong, and nobody ever seems to blame the 
Cheat for what he done. I mean he's the Cheat. 
Come on. When all is said and done, and your 
grandkids live on Mars, the Cheat'll be doin alright.
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|Coach Z}}'''===
''{Coach Z is standing in front of a silhouetted writing board and spinning a whistle with his hand.}''
<blockquote>
Coach Z is a crazy man from 
another country that sleeps 
in the [[Coach Z's Locker Room|locker room]]. He's also 
the best hope we've got for 
making it to state this year. 
The Coach knows how to 
get 110 percent out of 
Homestar and the rest of 
the team. He's the master 
of all the big sports. You know 
the ones I mean. The BIG ones. Coach also claims 
to have been a chart topping rapper back in his 
home country. We'll see about that.
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|Homestar Runner}}'''===
''{Homestar's torso is shown inside a blue star. He is inhaling, holding his breath, turning red and then blue and exhaling.}''
<blockquote>
This guy is everyone's best friend. 
He is 2 to 3 times better than 
the next best person in 
the world. That's why he 
wins everything and why 
everyone loves him so much. 
he can be pretty dumb, sure, 
but it's just cause he's so 
danged nice. His main man 
Pom-Pom is always there 
picking up the slack for him. Asked what his 
favorite season is, Homestar responded, "Sure." 
You can't beat that with a stick, can ya?
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|The King of Town}}'''===
''{The King of Town is stading in front of a silhouetted tower. He is falling asleep, waking up and his crown jumps a little.}''
<blockquote>
The King of Town is the elder 
statesman of [[Free Country, USA|Free Country 
USA]]. He doesn't really do 
anything other than [[The King of Town's Food|eat]] and 
sleep. Come to think of it, he 
doesn't even sleep. He only 
eats. And talks about eating. 
His reign as king dates back 
to before any of you were 
born, so don't worry about it. 
Also, he employs The Poopsmith for reasons 
no one is sure of, and he has a [[The King of Town's Sheep|flock of sheep]], 
also for reasons no one is sure of. Weird old man.
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|Marzipan}}'''===
''{Marzipan is standing in front of several yellow flowers. She is holding a book, flipping a page and jumping a little.}''
<blockquote>
Marzipan is [[Homestar and Marzipan's Relationship|Homestar's 
girlfriend]]. No wait, she's not. 
Or she is, but don't tell her I 
said that. Anyway, Marzi can 
often be seen swimming with 
the dolphins in the swampy 
marsh or tending to her 
substantial herd of [[Goats|goats]]. Other 
hobbies include: BBQing, fencing, 
songwriting and oil painting (many of her 
paintings are laden with symbolic images). I think 
Strong Bad put it best when he described her as 
'a dirty hippie...without the dirt'.
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|Pom Pom}}'''===
''{Pom Pom is standing in front of a large blue spot. He is pointing at one direction, winks and repeat in on the other direction.}''
<blockquote>
Pom Pom is a pom, which 
means he comes from the 
[[Isle of Pom]], where all [[Pom Pom's girls|27 
of his girlfriends]] live. He's 
Homestar's best friend for 
sure and for true. His IQ is 
off the charts as is his 
attendance. His sharp wits 
often get ol' Homestar out of some pretty tight 
jams. I don't mean to call Homestar stupid or 
nothin but sometimes his excessive niceness 
can cloud his better judgement. And Pom Pom's 
always there to turn that cloud upside down.
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|The Poopsmith}}'''===
''{The Poopsmith is standing in front of a silhouetted [[Whatsit|whatsit]]. He blows a bubblegum, and pops it.}''
<blockquote>
Here's what we know about the 
Poopsmith currently: 
He shovels crap for the King of 
Town. And he smells really bad. 
And that's it. Everything else 
is a mystery. Like what are 
those stains on his gloves? 
And how come he smells so 
bad? Homestar thinks he could be 
over 1,000 years old. And Strong Bad says he has 
[[Crap|crap for brains]]. But he's been calling everybody 
'crap for brains' lately so I wouldn't give that one 
too much thought.
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|Strong Bad}}'''===
''{Strong Bad is standing in front of a yellow explosion. He lifts his arms, looks up and begin to shake his arms while the background flashes a few times.}''
<blockquote>
"I cannot tell a lie. You are so 
stupid." That's our Strong Bad, 
always charmingly irreverent, 
always a big jerk. He tries so 
hard to be lowdown and 
rotten but usually ends up 
being hilarious and in last 
place. With the help of his 
brother Strong Mad and their little 
yellow thing the Cheat, Strong Bad does everything 
he can to ruin Homestar's day, despite their 
one-time plans to get matching tattoos. All in all, 
Strong Bad will spit in your food and ask for a bite.
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|Strong Mad}}'''===
''{Strong Mad's head is seen inside a large M. He is inhaling and exhailing while slowly falling asleep, drools on himself and wakes up again.}''
<blockquote>
If anyone is truly a big lug, 
Strong Mad is. This guy is 
dumb and strong, and that's 
pretty much the definition of 
a lug. One time, his brother 
Strong Bad asked him to pick 
up this one car. And so he did, 
but it was the wrong car. See? 
Dumb and strong. He'll do just 
about anything Strong Bad 
tells him to do. One time, he asked him to pick up 
this one car... oh wait, already said that one. Strong 
Mad and the Cheat are best friends. Hi-Five.
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|Strong Sad}}'''===
''{Strong Sad is standing in front of a big tear. He picks his eye and exhales.}''
<blockquote>
Strong Sad is a depressing lump. 
A fat, gray, [[Soolnds|elephant-footed]] 
depressing lump. But look at 
how cute he is. Awww. His 
brothers Strong Bad and 
Mad disowned him a while 
back because he refused to 
help them cheat. Plus they 
thought he was a total drag. 
Pretty much everybody thinks 
he's a total drag. But Homestar and the gang still 
love him even though he tends to worry too much 
and bring everybody down... and be a total drag.
</blockquote>

==='''Autographs'''===
<table border="0">
<tr>
<td valign="top" width="33%">
*Pom Pom:
<blockquote>
Sup! Wish we coulda 
got to know each 
other better this year. 
You're super-cute!! 
Gimme a call this 
summer. 
- Pom Pom 
home: (123) 456-7890 
[[Cell Phone|cell]]: (123) 555-8307 
pgr: (718) 555-1059
</blockquote>
*Strong Sad:
<blockquote>
I sat behind you 
all year, but you 
never noticed me. 
Now I'll probably 
never see you again. 
Oh well. 
-Strong Sad
</blockquote>
</td>
<td valign="top" width="33%">
*Marzipan:
<blockquote>
Stay sweet!! 
Don't eat meat! 
Kisses, 
Marzipan
</blockquote>
*Coach Z:
<blockquote>
You've got such 
great hustle. 
Keep 'er goin'. 
-Coach Z
</blockquote>
*Strong Mad:
<blockquote>
<strike>Srtong Med</strike> 
<strike>Strng Man</strike> 
<strike>String Mad</strike> 
S.M.
</blockquote>
</td>
<td valign="top" width="33%">
*Strong Bad:
<blockquote>
Loser, 
you smell! Ha ha! 
No really, RHTS. 
-Strong 
Bad
</blockquote>
*Homestar Runner:
<blockquote>
Well, here we 
are... I dunno 
what to say. 
Um... see you 
tomorrow. 
Homestar 
Runner 
"2000"
</blockquote>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*In Strong Bad's autograph, "RHTS" is an acronym popular in yearbooks of bygone decades, and stands for "Raise Hell This Summer".
**RHTS can also mean "Rock Hard This Summer"

===Trivia===
*On Marzipan's page, she's reading a book called "The Chronology of Moths."
*Strong Bad's handwriting is in a different [[Fonts|font]] than usual. Usually, it is in AhnbergHand.
*[[Homsar]] is not in the yearbook since he was not considered a main character at the time.
*On the [[Homestar Quiz]], one of the questions is "where does Bubs attend night classes?", with the answer being "Disco Tech". When they updated the [[Characters]] page they didn't update the quiz, meaning the answer isn't linked to anywhere on the site.

===Remarks===
*Although the word "[[Integral Article|the]]" is considered part of The Cheat's name here, it is not capitalized like it usually is.
*The old pop-up menu appears on all the pages of the yearbook (at the bottom). All the buttons still work. Only these pages, [[A Jorb Well Done]], [[Chinese Food Toons Menu]], [[Broken Tandy Menu]], and the [[Where's The Cheat?]] seem to still have it.
*[[The Cheat]] being from [[Outer Space|space]] isn't very supported in any cartoons.
**In the email [[flashback]], [[Strong Bad]] believes The Cheat is from a giant egg filled with fish sticks.

===Goofs===
*Unless she's reading the book backwards, Marzipan turns the pages of her book in the wrong direction.
*Strong Mad's singlet is missing its 'M' unless it is being covered up, or using one of the older designs from [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]], and [[A Holiday Greeting]].

===Inside References===
*On Bubs's page, he is throwing around the [[Can of Water Soup|can]] from "[[Kick the Can]]."

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Mad's picture and some of the text is what he turns into in [[virus]].
*Homestar has a much easier time holding his breath here in the yearbook than he does in [[Halloween Fairstival]], when Strong Bad pays him to stop breathing.

==External links==
* [[HR:yearbook.html|view the Yearbook menu]]
* [[HR:yearbook.swf|view the Yearbook Flash file]]
<table width="100%">
<td width="50%" valign="top">
* View the pages for various characters:
**[[HR:yearbookb.html|Bubs]]
**[[HR:yearbookc.html|The Cheat]]
**[[HR:yearbookcz.html|Coach Z]]
**[[HR:yearbookhs.html|Homestar Runner]]
**[[HR:yearbookkt.html|The King of Town]]
**[[HR:yearbookm.html|Marzipan]]
**[[HR:yearbookpp.html|Pom Pom]]
**[[HR:yearbookps.html|Poopsmith]]
**[[HR:yearbooksb.html|Strong Bad]]
**[[HR:yearbooksm.html|Strong Mad]]
**[[HR:yearbookss.html|Strong Sad]]
</td>
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**[[HR:yearbookkt.swf|The King of Town]]
**[[HR:yearbookm.swf|Marzipan]]
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**[[HR:yearbooksm.swf|Strong Mad]]
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Talk:The Thnikkaman

Dagger — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 17:09:46 GMT

Dagger:

*Wow. I just remembered. In my social studies class last year (or is that this year? The last time I was in school, anyways), my teacher used an old television commercial as an example. It was from Louisiana, I think. I forget what the exact item was (loans, maybe), but it consisted of this: two people have trouble buying a home (or something). And some random person tells them 'You gotta see the Special Man' (all melodious, like certain unseen choruses). They go to this Special Man and ask, 'Can we have [some]?' And the Special Man replies, 'Yeah, I guess so.' Now, this was many months ago, but that's how I remember it being told to me. At the time, I instantly thought 'Hey, is that the Thinkkaman?' But I forgot about it until I just watched [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]], and it suddenly came back to me (also, I hadn't yet discovered the HRWiki back then). Just thought this was interesting enough to share... People who ask for 'some', a melodious voice, a non-comittal reply... And even the name 'Special Man' sounds similar to Thnikkaman. The only problem I have with this is that it's from Louisiana (no tie-ins to [[weird dream]], please). Otherwise, it's almost an uncanny source for the Thnikkaman tale. --Annonymous User Number 69.139.163.12

You're talking about Frankie and Johnnie's furniture in New Orleans. I saw that commercial all the time growing up. Someone would want some furniture but didn't have good credit, and they'd be told to see the "special man," an old black man with a cowboy hat and cigar who would say "Let 'em have it!" (When I was looking for the name of the furniture store, I came across [http://www.picklescoop.com/newzarchive/October2001.html this page]: apparently the "Special Man," Lester Love, Jr., died in 2001.) Anyway, I thought of this same commercial when the Thnikkaman was first introduced! --[[User:Cholling|Cholling]] 23:32, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

*Then shouldn't this be noted as a reference?--[[User:Sultn|Sultn]] 09:02, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Is Thnikkaman a reference to Jay-Z "Jigga Man?" It goes along Bubs's whole rap persona. - ben mo

Umm no. Coach z is the one thats obsessed with rappers. {{User:Dagger/sig}} 17:09, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

Quote of the Week

Dagger — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:19:49 GMT

Dagger: /* Quotes */

[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, and the newer]]

The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] universe. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "what's new?" ovular button; it was labelled "Quote of the Day, but rolling over it would change the title to "Quote of the Week", and clicking would change it to "Quote of the Month", to denote its irregular updates (The original quote box read also read "Quote of the Day (or so)", as shown in the image). The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

:''For the July 29th-November 11th, 2004 quotes, the download option was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22nd quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight mp3, and they appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.'' 

== Quotes ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100px" | Date !! Download !! Quote !! From
|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| 24 Mar 2006 || [[HR:weeklies/ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] || '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too! || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| 16 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me! || [[lady fan]] outtake 
|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| 10 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror) ||'''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])|| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| 02 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror) ||'''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!" || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| 23 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!" || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| 16 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread." || [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| 09 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The Jolly Dumple]]:''' Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! || Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)
|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| 02 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard." || [[technology]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| 26 Jan 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game." || [[flashback]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| 19 Jan 2006 || [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas." || [[death metal]] Easter egg
|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| 12 Jan 2006 || [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'" || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]
|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| 08 Dec 2005 || [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts." || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| 25 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!" || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| 17 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!" || [[That A Ghost]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| 10 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?" || [[Revenge of the King]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!" || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake
|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| 27 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too." || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| 21 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]] (singers):''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}'' || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| 20 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!" || [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| 06 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere." || [[bottom 10]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| 29 Sep 2005 || [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The Geddup Noise]]:''' The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]] || [[geddup noise]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| 22 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?" || [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| 15 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?" || [[Cool Things]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| 01 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!" || [[Under Construction]]
|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| 25 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead." || [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake
|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| 18 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool Tapes|Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}'' || [[Cool Things]]
|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| 11 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" || [[Senorial Day]]
|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| 04 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!" || [[Happy Fireworks]]
|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| 21 Jul 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!" || [[bottom 10]]
|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| 07 Jul 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!" || [[montage]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| 30 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}'' || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| 23 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!" || [[Senorial Day]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| 16 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!" || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| 10 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]." || [[Where the Crap Are We?]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| 02 Jun 2005 || [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!" || [[origins]]
|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| 12 May 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!" || [[rampage]]
|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| 28 Apr 2005 || [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!" || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| 21 Apr 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror) ||'''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!" || [[animal]]
|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| 14 Apr 2005 || [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ||[[other days]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| 31 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance." || [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| 25 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread." || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| 17 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!" || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| 10 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!" || [[origins]] outtake
|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| 27 Feb 2005 || [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!" || [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| 17 Feb 2005 || [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!" || [[origins]]
|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| 10 Feb 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww." || [[kids' book]]
|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| 27 Jan 2005 || [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!" || [[Sample of Style]]
|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| 20 Jan 2005 || [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of [[Pizza|pizza]]!" || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| 14 Jan 2005 || [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?" || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| 30 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!" || [[Malloween Commercial]]
|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| 16 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)|| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!" || [[radio]] outtake
|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| 09 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh, Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!" || Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake
|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| 02 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)|| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!" || [[crying]]
|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| 22 Nov 2004 || [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[Crapfully Yours|crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!" || [[virus]]
|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| 11 Nov 2004 || [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}'' || [[montage]]
|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| 08 Nov 2004 || [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!" || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| 18 Oct 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!" || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| 07 Oct 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!" || [[the facts]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| 30 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not." || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| 23 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel." || Outtake from [[haircut]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| 19 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!" || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song || [[Labor Dabor]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| 02 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!" || [[dangeresque 3]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| 26 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!" || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| 19 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Stickly Man]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?" || [[Under Construction]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| 12 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}'' || [[theme park]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| 05 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror) || Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song) || [[Peasant's Quest]]
|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| 29 Jul 2004 || [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!" || [[crying]]
|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| 19 Jul 2004 || [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle." || [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| 29 Jun 2004 || [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download) || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| 17 May 2004 || [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''The [[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| 03 May 2004 || [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'." || [[lunch special]]
|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| 22 Mar 2004 || [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!" || [[flashback]] easter egg
|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| 08 Mar 2004 || [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games." || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]
|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| 09 Feb 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!" || [[monument]] easter egg
|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| 02 Feb 2004 || [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!" || [[Malloween Commercial]]
|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| 12 Jan 2004 || [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY. || [[video games]]
|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| 10 Dec 2003 || [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!" || [[caffeine]]
|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2003 || [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt." || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| 29 Sep 2003 || [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore" || [[2 years]]
|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2003 || [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!" || [[kids' book]] easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])
|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| 01 Sep 2003 || [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs." || [[labor day]] blooper
|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| 28 Aug 2003 || [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once, shake it twice, and gimme a little bit of shuga n' spice!" ||  [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]
|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| 25 Aug 2003 || [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died." || A play on Homestar's quote in [[impression]]
|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| ?? Jun 2003 || [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!" || [[privileges]]
|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| 17 Mar 2003 || [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus." || [[monster truck]]
|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| 28 Jan 2002 || [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now." || [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
|- id="QW-possums"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!" || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|- id="QW-assaulted"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!" || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|- id="QW-coach_z"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'." || [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!" || [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!" || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}'' || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out." || Similiar to [[First Time Here?]]
|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!" || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!" || [[vacation]]
|- id="QW-a_belle"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!" || [[halloweener]]
|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar's Pants|pants]]." || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry." || [[vacation]] outtake
|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed." || [[Homestar Quiz]]
|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong." || Line from the [[Original Book|original book]]
|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| Unknown || [http://www.freewebs.com/hsrquotes2/email_rokk.mp3 download] (mirror) || The Wicked Guitar Solo || [[personal favorites]]
|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| Unknown || None || '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl" || [[Spin 'n Say]]
|- id="QW-matt_equals_matt"
| Unknown || None || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Matt Equals MATT!!" ||[[50 emails]]
|}

==Fun Facts==

*If there is a problem finding the [[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|weeklies.xml]] file, the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:
<blockquote>"Oh Haldo! This is my 
funniest word style 
ever times that I've 
said! Hope all is on 
to it even more 
lately! And I wish the 
chicken & msg place 
was open on 
Somedays."</blockquote>
:*This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[All Is On|all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*Formerly, the text was:
<blockquote>"Oh Hello! This is my 
funniest word style 
ever that I said! Hope 
you're into it!"</blockquote>
*Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases were slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs had a line as well, "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.", that is very similar to "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
*In Bubs' quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its real name "Quote of the Week".
*When using a character head that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened with the Geddup Noise's and Horrible Painting's quotes.

==See Also==
*[[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]
*[[Sketchbook]]
*[[Random Toon]]

==External Links==

*Click on the Q on any [[Main Pages|main page]] to see the most recent quote.
*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]] ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1122.swf Newer Version]) ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1111.swf Older Version])
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]] - This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.
*[http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/quotepak.zip Download previous quotes (6.5 MB ZIP archive)] 95 Quotes, current as of 02 February 2006.

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Quote of the Week

Dagger — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:18:42 GMT

Dagger: /* Quotes */ its an outtake

[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, and the newer]]

The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] universe. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "what's new?" ovular button; it was labelled "Quote of the Day, but rolling over it would change the title to "Quote of the Week", and clicking would change it to "Quote of the Month", to denote its irregular updates (The original quote box read also read "Quote of the Day (or so)", as shown in the image). The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

:''For the July 29th-November 11th, 2004 quotes, the download option was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22nd quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight mp3, and they appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.'' 

== Quotes ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100px" | Date !! Download !! Quote !! From
|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| 24 Mar 2006 || [[HR:weeklies/ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] || '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too! || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| 16 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me! || [[lady fan]]outtake
|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| 10 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror) ||'''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])|| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| 02 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror) ||'''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!" || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| 23 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!" || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| 16 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread." || [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| 09 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The Jolly Dumple]]:''' Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! || Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)
|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| 02 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard." || [[technology]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| 26 Jan 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game." || [[flashback]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| 19 Jan 2006 || [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas." || [[death metal]] Easter egg
|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| 12 Jan 2006 || [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'" || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]
|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| 08 Dec 2005 || [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts." || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| 25 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!" || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| 17 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!" || [[That A Ghost]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| 10 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?" || [[Revenge of the King]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!" || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake
|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| 27 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too." || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| 21 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]] (singers):''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}'' || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| 20 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!" || [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| 06 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere." || [[bottom 10]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| 29 Sep 2005 || [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The Geddup Noise]]:''' The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]] || [[geddup noise]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| 22 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?" || [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| 15 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?" || [[Cool Things]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| 01 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!" || [[Under Construction]]
|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| 25 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead." || [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake
|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| 18 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool Tapes|Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}'' || [[Cool Things]]
|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| 11 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" || [[Senorial Day]]
|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| 04 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!" || [[Happy Fireworks]]
|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| 21 Jul 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!" || [[bottom 10]]
|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| 07 Jul 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!" || [[montage]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| 30 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}'' || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| 23 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!" || [[Senorial Day]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| 16 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!" || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| 10 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]." || [[Where the Crap Are We?]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| 02 Jun 2005 || [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!" || [[origins]]
|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| 12 May 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!" || [[rampage]]
|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| 28 Apr 2005 || [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!" || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| 21 Apr 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror) ||'''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!" || [[animal]]
|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| 14 Apr 2005 || [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ||[[other days]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| 31 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance." || [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| 25 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread." || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| 17 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!" || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| 10 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!" || [[origins]] outtake
|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| 27 Feb 2005 || [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!" || [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| 17 Feb 2005 || [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!" || [[origins]]
|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| 10 Feb 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww." || [[kids' book]]
|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| 27 Jan 2005 || [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!" || [[Sample of Style]]
|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| 20 Jan 2005 || [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of [[Pizza|pizza]]!" || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| 14 Jan 2005 || [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?" || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| 30 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!" || [[Malloween Commercial]]
|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| 16 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)|| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!" || [[radio]] outtake
|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| 09 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh, Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!" || Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake
|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| 02 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)|| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!" || [[crying]]
|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| 22 Nov 2004 || [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[Crapfully Yours|crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!" || [[virus]]
|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| 11 Nov 2004 || [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}'' || [[montage]]
|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| 08 Nov 2004 || [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!" || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| 18 Oct 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!" || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| 07 Oct 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!" || [[the facts]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| 30 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not." || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| 23 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel." || Outtake from [[haircut]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| 19 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!" || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song || [[Labor Dabor]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| 02 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!" || [[dangeresque 3]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| 26 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!" || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| 19 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Stickly Man]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?" || [[Under Construction]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| 12 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}'' || [[theme park]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| 05 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror) || Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song) || [[Peasant's Quest]]
|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| 29 Jul 2004 || [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!" || [[crying]]
|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| 19 Jul 2004 || [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle." || [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| 29 Jun 2004 || [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download) || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| 17 May 2004 || [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''The [[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| 03 May 2004 || [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'." || [[lunch special]]
|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| 22 Mar 2004 || [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!" || [[flashback]] easter egg
|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| 08 Mar 2004 || [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games." || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]
|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| 09 Feb 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!" || [[monument]] easter egg
|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| 02 Feb 2004 || [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!" || [[Malloween Commercial]]
|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| 12 Jan 2004 || [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY. || [[video games]]
|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| 10 Dec 2003 || [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!" || [[caffeine]]
|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2003 || [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt." || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| 29 Sep 2003 || [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore" || [[2 years]]
|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2003 || [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!" || [[kids' book]] easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])
|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| 01 Sep 2003 || [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs." || [[labor day]] blooper
|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| 28 Aug 2003 || [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once, shake it twice, and gimme a little bit of shuga n' spice!" ||  [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]
|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| 25 Aug 2003 || [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died." || A play on Homestar's quote in [[impression]]
|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| ?? Jun 2003 || [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!" || [[privileges]]
|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| 17 Mar 2003 || [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus." || [[monster truck]]
|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| 28 Jan 2002 || [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now." || [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
|- id="QW-possums"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!" || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|- id="QW-assaulted"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!" || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|- id="QW-coach_z"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'." || [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!" || [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!" || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}'' || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out." || Similiar to [[First Time Here?]]
|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!" || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!" || [[vacation]]
|- id="QW-a_belle"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!" || [[halloweener]]
|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar's Pants|pants]]." || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry." || [[vacation]] outtake
|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed." || [[Homestar Quiz]]
|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong." || Line from the [[Original Book|original book]]
|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| Unknown || [http://www.freewebs.com/hsrquotes2/email_rokk.mp3 download] (mirror) || The Wicked Guitar Solo || [[personal favorites]]
|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| Unknown || None || '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl" || [[Spin 'n Say]]
|- id="QW-matt_equals_matt"
| Unknown || None || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Matt Equals MATT!!" ||[[50 emails]]
|}

==Fun Facts==

*If there is a problem finding the [[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|weeklies.xml]] file, the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:
<blockquote>"Oh Haldo! This is my 
funniest word style 
ever times that I've 
said! Hope all is on 
to it even more 
lately! And I wish the 
chicken & msg place 
was open on 
Somedays."</blockquote>
:*This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[All Is On|all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*Formerly, the text was:
<blockquote>"Oh Hello! This is my 
funniest word style 
ever that I said! Hope 
you're into it!"</blockquote>
*Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases were slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs had a line as well, "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.", that is very similar to "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
*In Bubs' quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its real name "Quote of the Week".
*When using a character head that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened with the Geddup Noise's and Horrible Painting's quotes.

==See Also==
*[[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]
*[[Sketchbook]]
*[[Random Toon]]

==External Links==

*Click on the Q on any [[Main Pages|main page]] to see the most recent quote.
*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]] ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1122.swf Newer Version]) ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1111.swf Older Version])
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]] - This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.
*[http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/quotepak.zip Download previous quotes (6.5 MB ZIP archive)] 95 Quotes, current as of 02 February 2006.

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User:Dagger

Dagger — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 01:32:50 GMT

Dagger:

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==Haldo! Helscome to my wedsite!==
Hi im Dagger =) im pretty new to this whole wiki thing so im still trying to figure some sctuff out ;)

==My favorite things on h*r.com==
*I love the sbemails like more then you know =)
*I also enjoy the email sibbie lol
*I love the cheat commandos
**Especially Commandos in the Classroom ;)
*My brother and his friends are known as The On point Kings so i think the email origins is pretty cool cause they came from it.
*I like pressing the random sbemail button over.. and over... and over xD its pretty fun.
*I like it when The Cheats head blows up. its funny xD
*I love the Homestarmy =)
*Limozeen is pretty cool
*I own all of the dvds and i love the commentaries for some reason lol
*I like the halloween toons =)
*Oh and i LOVE the karaoke version of Trogdor.. just when Homestar sings it its just SOOOO funny!!
*I like it when homestar spits teddy grams
*I also like it when homsar gets squished by the heavy lourde. its funny
*PBTC stuff is cool
*I wish scarfgirl was a real magizine
*I have writted Cara carabowditbowdit on my shoes for fun(converses)
**I also wrote "Eww..Claire..Why?" on them ;)
*"Thanks for breakin my cow lamp.."
*I love the dangeresque movie things
*and thats it... lol

==Thanks for coming!==
Thanks for coming to my page thing! Feel free to leave a message on my talk page for whatever reason lol. BYEE!!!!!

User:Dagger

Dagger — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 01:08:40 GMT

Dagger:

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|}
==Haldo! Helscome to my wedsite!==
Hi im Dagger =) im pretty new to this whole wiki thing so im still trying to figure some sctuff out ;)

==My favorite things on h*r.com==
*I love the sbemails like more then you know =)
*I also enjoy the email sibbie lol
*I love the cheat commandos
**Especially Commandos in the Classroom ;)
*My brother and his friends are known as The On point Kings so i think the email origins is pretty cool cause they came from it.
*I like pressing the random sbemail button over.. and over... and over xD its pretty fun.
*I like it when The Cheats head blows up. its funny xD
*I love the Homestarmy =)
*Limozeen is pretty cool
*I own all of the dvds and i love the commentaries for some reason lol
*I like the halloween toons =)
*Oh and i LOVE the karaoke version of Trogdor.. just when Homestar sings it its just SOOOO funny!!
*I like it when homestar spits teddy grams
*I also like it when homsar gets squished by the heavy lourde. its funny
*PBTC stuff is cool
*I wish scarfgirl was a real magizine
*I have writted Cara carabowditbowdit on my shoes for fun(converses)
**I also wrote "Eww..Claire..Why?" on them ;)
*"Thanks for breakin my cow lamp.."
*I love the dangeresque movie things
*and thats it... lol

==Thanks for coming!==
Thanks for coming to my page thing! Feel free to leave a message on my talk page for whatever reason lol. BYEE!!!!!