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Homestar Runner and Homsar's Relationship

Cwf123 — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 10:27:27 GMT

Cwf123:

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[[Homestar Runner]] and [[Homsar]] have an unusual relationship, due to their similar names.

== Homestar and Homsar Getting Along ==

*Email [[army]] — Homestar and Homsar are both in the Homestarmy together.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — Homestar offers to use Homsar's "complimentary spit bucket". Homsar seems to respond appreciatively to the "donation" Homestar left.
*Email [[looking old]] — Homestar and Homsar stand in line outside Bubs' Concession Stand, and Homestar asks Homsar what color "iTem" he will get, and he even calls Homsar "Homestar".
*Email [[the paper]] — Homestar and Homsar are teammates.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Homsar is included as one of Homestar's speed dials.

== Homestar Being Mean to Homsar ==

*Email [[record book]] — Homestar interrupts Homsar singing the "I'm just me" song to present a redneck joke.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Homestar disgraces Homsar's hints, is disappointed to see him, and walks away.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Homestar fights against Homsar to prevent him and The King of Town from getting to the castle.

== Homsar Being Mean to Homestar ==

*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Homsar betrays the Homestarmy.

== Other interaction ==

*Email [[theme park]] — Homestar and Homsar both dress up as mascots for Strong Bad's theme park.
*Email [[origins]] — Homestar sings about bread in the same scene as Marzipan is superglued to Homsar.
*Email [[coloring]]; [[Career Day]] — Homestar and Homsar both attend Marzipan's kindergarten class.

[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Homsar]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner]]

portrait

Cwf123 — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 19:23:58 GMT

Cwf123:

{{sbenav|139}}
[[Image:Sbemail139.png|thumb|Done by a Deutsch Master.]]

Strong Bad tries to make a portrait of himself.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Lord Quackingstick]], {{Film|Strong Badman}} (Easter egg), [[Strong Badman Characters#Deutschman|Deutschman]] (Easter egg), [[Strong Badman Characters#The Deutsch Master|The Deutsch Master]] (Easter egg), {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, [[Princess Shellbra]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Art Museum]], [[Trailer Home]], [[Strong Mad's Room]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Field]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Sunday, December 4, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 3:37

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey everybody, it's a musical Strong Bad Email this week! ''{presses enter}'' ''{singing}'' Da-doot doot doot Dear, Dear Strong Bad, oh I was wondering—''{stops singing}'' Ahhh, I can't keep this up.

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: portrait</div>
Dear Strong Bad- 
I was wondering if you ever wanted to have somebody 
paint a portrait of  your greatness. 
guess what, it's- 
Dylan Bragers (aka Coolio da Fabio) 
Texas
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Guess what? Nobody calls you Coolio da Fabio (aka quit making up nicknames for yourself.)  I'm just gonna call you Dealin' Burgers, which I assume doubles as an accurate job description.

''{Clears screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Moving onwardly, I suppose my greatness is worthy of portraiture. Perhaps one done by a Deutsch Master.

''{Cut to a portrait of Strong Bad, in a long-haired wig, a beret, and a toga, holding a toy stick with a duck's head on the end. The painting is in a gold frame, with a museum placard beside it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The kind that are always getting stolen or vandalized by art bandits.

''{The Cheat appears from the top, wearing a black mask, skullcap, and a t-shirt reading "4rt b4ndit". He places a stencil over the painting and paints a "robotank", along with the words "RAD, RAD ROBOTANK", in pink spray paint.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Thanks, little buddy! Now it's worth something.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{obliging The Cheat noises; salutes}''

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{resumes typing}'' Or what about one of those black and white ink portraits you see in all the rich-guy newspapers.

''{Cut to a black-and-white newspaper. An image of Strong Bad in a suit and tie and holding a large cell phone is in the center.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, apparently they're not rich enough to afford any color. Or even solid lines! Just a bunch of dots and dashes. I look like Morse code. ''{imitating Morse code}'' Dah dah dah dee dee dee... I a-am ho-o-olding a real-ly ol-d cel-l-l pho-o-one.

''{Cut back to the Lappy. The screen has cleared.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oops. No. Hey, I got it! A painting of such greatness demands only the finest materials. And what could be finer than black velvet in a cheap imitation wood frame? It would be showcased—

''{Cut to the velvet painting. It shows Strong Bad holding a skunk. A lamp with a moose on it can be seen to the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —in only the fanciest double-wide trailers. Oh, and look! I finally caught that skunk. I been chasing after that little scamp for—Whoa!—

''{The shot suddenly shifts to the right to reveal a [[:Image:Trailer pony.PNG|poster of a unicorn on a snowmobile with the caption "Born to be danged!!!"]]. Another moose lamp is seen on the right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —Is that a blacklight poster of a unicorn riding a snowmobile?! Now ''that'' is some esteemed company.

''{A [[Cold One#coice|Cold One Ice]] flies at the lamp and shatters it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen and in a groggy voice}'' Thanks for breaking my moose lamp.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Unfortunately, I don't know anybody with a useless Master of Fine Arts degree, so I might have to settle for something a bit more, how you say, made by Strong Mad or The Cheat.

''{Cut to The Cheat, who is noisily gnawing a relief-bust of Strong Bad's face into a log.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Very... uh, slobbery, The Cheat. This isn't quite what I had in mind when you said "sculpture."

''{Classical music starts playing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're really just... goin' to town there, aren't ya?

''{Strong Bad stares at The Cheat working for a moment.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna ''{motioning with his glove}'' leave you two alone.

''{Strong Bad backs away. Cut to Strong Mad's room. Strong Mad is sprinkling glitter over a macaroni picture. A sticker on the left side reads "Great Thyme". Strong Bad walks up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, nice work, Chef Boyardee!

''{Cut to a close-up of the picture.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Like I couldn't have gone down to the kindergarten and hired a five-year-old to make me one of those.

''{Cut back to the wide shot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...Except that sounds pretty creepy and I'd probably go to jail.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{slams the glitter down}'' I'LL WAIT FOR YOU!

''{Cut back to the Lappy. Strong Bad sits down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, thanks to my no-talent minions, it looks like a self-portrait is the only way to go. And I will render it in nothing less than the classic style of the Trüe Mästers.

''{Cut to a shot of Strong Bad, who has somehow fit his head into a wooden cutout of a muscular man holding a sword with a keyboard on it. The man's abdominal muscles are in the shape of the letters "SB", and he is holding a falcon. His one visible leg wears a boot that looks vaguely similar to a [['Lectric Boot]]. There are also two cans of paint nearby, labeled "Some Paint" and "Some More Paint". There is also a cutout of a mermaid at his feet with an empty space for a head. He paints it with a small brush.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, at last: A self-portrait that accurately depicts who I am, where I'm from, and my passing interest in falconry.

''{He tries to get out.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh-oh. ''{keeps trying}'' How do I get outta this thing?

''{Cut to the reverse angle. He can be seen hanging by his head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' How did I get ''into'' this thing? ''{kicks his legs together a few times}''

''{Cut back to the front view. He holds up the duck-head toy from the first portrait.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{making the bird talk}'' Quack, quack.

''{Cut to a close-up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why, Lord Quackingstick, how nice to see you. You don't happen to have a hacksaw in your pocket, do you? ''{making the bird talk}'' Quack, quack.

''{Cut back to the wide shot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, too bad. ''{looking down at the mermaid}'' Well, what about you, Princess Shellbra?

''{He moves the bird-on-a-stick into the face hole for the mermaid.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{making the bird talk in a high, sultry voice}'' Quack, quack. ''{speaking normally}'' But of course. I love to serenade you anytime with my ''{looks down to his right}'' mystical keyswordtar. I mean it's not like I'm goin' anywhere... anytime soon.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Deutschmaster.PNG|thumb|"Strong Badman and Deutschman are both finished!!!"]]
*Click the white card beside the portrait by the Deutsch Master to see an "Adventures of [[Strong Badman]]" comic book. A "Deutsch Master" holding a paintbrush is silhouetted, standing over Strong Badman and Deutschman, who are both lying wounded on a pile of rubble.<blockquote>Enter... The Deutsch Master "Strong Badman and Deutschman are both '''finished!!!'''"</blockquote>
*Click the keyswordtar at the end to see a [[printable]] version of the robotank stencil The Cheat used to vandalize the painting.
*Click [[Lord Quackingstick]] at the end to see Strong Bad show off his keyswordtar to Homestar.
:''{Cut to The Field with Homestar and Strong Bad holding the keyswordtar, his head still in the hole, although it has been broken off from the rest of the portrait.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ...so that's when I realized I don't even need Lamaze classes.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, there's something different about you. Did you get a haircut?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, but I did get this new keyswordtar. ''{imitates guitar riff, waves the keyswordtar around}'' Maow, maow, maoooooooow. ''{falsetto}'' Keyboard, keyboooooard. ''{normal}'' Maow, maow, maooooooooow. ''{falsetto}'' Fight some brigands!! ''{Homestar holds up a [[BMW Lighter|SAAB lighter]], Strong Bad's voice returns to normal}'' Maow Maow, Maoooow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-owwowwoww-whammy-barrrrruh.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
* ''Deutsch'' is the German word for "German", but Strong Bad uses it as a play on ''Dutch''. (The similarity in sound has led to confusion about terms such as [[Wikipedia:Pennsylvania Dutch|Pennsylvania Dutch]], who are actually of German descent.) "Dutch masters" is a general term for the famous Dutch artists of the 17th century, such as [[Wikipedia:Rembrandt|Rembrandt]] and [[Wikipedia:Vermeer|Vermeer]]. "[[Wikipedia:Dutch Masters|Dutch Masters]]" is also a brand of cigars.
**If pronounced with all the umlauts Strong Bad had inserted, "True Master" would be pronounced TREU MEH-ster.
* [[Wikipedia:Falconry|Falconry]] is the art or sport of training raptors (birds of prey) to hunt or pursue game.
*[[Wikipedia:Lamaze|Lamaze]] is a relaxation technique designed to avoid the use of pain-killing drugs during childbirth.
*A [[Wikipedia:Tremolo arm|whammy bar]] is a lever mounted to the bridge of a guitar and is used to bend the notes up or down.
*[[Thyme]] is the herb depicted on Strong Mad's "Great Thyme" sticker. It often replaces the word time.
*The painting of Strong Bad described as "looking like Morse Code" is an example of [[Wikipedia: Stippling|Stippling]].
*A [[Wikipedia:Mermaid|Mermaid]] is a legendary creature that has a human female upper body and a lower body of a fish.

===Trivia===
* This email was sent in by wiki user [[User:NachoMan|NachoMan]].
* This email currently has the largest Flash file size--1355KB, possibly due to the bitmaps used for the Deutsch Master painting and the Rich Guy newspaper portrait. The only other emails larger than 1MB are: "[[dangeresque 3]]" at 1265KB, "[[japanese cartoon]]" at 1131 KB , "[[haircut]]" at 1066 KB, and "[[date]]" at 1032 KB.
* This email was released late Sunday night Atlanta time, but the website claimed that its release date was on Monday.
* The card next to the first portrait reads:
<blockquote style="font-family:Times,serif;border:2px solid black;background:#fff;color:#000;width:120px">
Strongio da Baddio 
DaVantres 
''c. 1658''</blockquote>

[[Image:cheap as free comics.png|thumb|100px|Cheap as Free Comics]]
* The upper-left corner of the comic book reads:

{| cellspacing="0" style="border:1px solid black;background:#fff;color:#000;width:150px;margin-left:2em"
|-
| colspan="2" style="border:1px solid black;text-align:center;" |
<big>CHEAP AS 
FREE 
comics</big> 
''{The Cheat in costume}''
|-
| style="border:1px solid black;text-align:center" |
$1.25 
$8.00 CAN 
<big>45</big>
| style="border:1px solid black;text-align:center;" |
APPROVED 
BY THE 
COMICS 
CODE 
''{symbol}''
|}
* The captions for the newspaper picture read "Sell phones or ''Cell'' phones?" above and "''Strong Bad''" below. A lower headline reads "Banks have 'money'".
* The visible portions of the newspaper articles read:
{| style="border:2px solid black; font-family: Times, serif;"
|-
| width=200 valign=top | <big><big>Mulligatawny</big></big> 
stew rose high in 
the markets today 
fter rumors spread 
a really sweet deal 
over at my place 
usually get started 
d nine and go until 
who knows when! 
Pork bellies will be 
erved around 8-ish. 
tures to follow at 9 
ase bring your own 
pkins if you're into 
 that crap. Not me. 
ipe hands on pants, 
 yo. Anyways, I'm 
ally rich and money 
s still very valuable.
| width = 240px valign=top | <big><big>G</big>igantic cell phone</big> 
making a 4th quart 
comeback as the the "it' 
toy of the Decemberwe 
season. "Who wants to 
put a phone in their poc 
when you can carry aro 
a separate suitcase just 
for a portable, wireless 
mobile, take-anywhere 
cellular telephone. Ma 
analysts predict all the 
cool kids will be luggi 
these stylish jobbies fr 
prom dance to soccer 
practice in 2006. 
 "I want a cell phone 
that is quite large," say 
the sleepy rabbit. 
The technology sector is anticipating 
other woodland creatures to be amon 
early adopters of the new technology
|}

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad tells "Coolio da Fabio" to "quit making up nicknames for yourself." However, in [[english paper]], he actually recommends it, saying "it couldn't hurt to soup up your name a little bit."
**Additionally, an Easter egg in [[retirement]] shows a list of nicknames Strong Bad made up for himself.
*Homestar's lighter in the keyswordtar Easter egg is a [[Wikipedia:Saab|Saab]] lighter, in contrast to Strong Bad's [[BMW lighter]].
*The fours in The Cheat's ''4rt b4ndit'' shirt are another example of [[Internet Slang|Leetspeak]] in the toons.
*Strong Bad's comment about "a useless Master of Fine Arts Degree" is a self-reference to [[Mike Chapman]]. Mike has a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree and, according to the [[Tastes Like Chicken Interview]], dropped out of graduate school because he felt that his photographic style was not commercially viable.
*The second small line on the right newspaper paragraph repeats the word "the".

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad mistypes his line "Guess what? Nobody calls you Coolio da Fabio (aka quit making up nicknames for yourself.)" The period should be outside the parentheses; Strong Bad types it inside.
*In the Easter egg, when Strong Bad is moving the wooden cutout of the keyswordtar around, the picture reverses direction.
*In the scene where Strong Bad says "How did I get into this thing?", [[Lord Quackingstick]] is not there.
*In the picture of Strong Bad holding the old cell phone, his arm is longer than usual.

===Inside References===
*Homestar's line "Thanks for breaking my moose lamp" is a reference to [[caper]], where he thanked Strong Bad and The Cheat for breaking his [[cow lamp]].
*The velvet painting of Strong Bad holding the skunk was done by [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Lem Sportsinterviews]].
*The [[The Cheat Gnawing|gnawing]] pose for The Cheat was last used in [[personal favorites]]. In the [[personal favorites#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]], [[The Brothers Chaps]] mention wanting to use that pose again.
*Strong Bad has a similar blacklight unicorn painting, as seen in the [[Strong Bad Main Page]].
*The [[School Paste]] in Strong Mad's room was first seen in Strong Sad's room in the Email [[depressio]].
*The tune that Strong Bad uses to sing the opening lines of the e-mail is very similar to the background music of [[Fall Float Parade]].
*Strong Mad's box of "TendaRONi" is another appearance of [[Lowercase i's|lowercase ''i'''s]].
*The extra [[Wikipedia:Heavy metal umlaut|umlauts]] in "Trüe Mästers" mirror those in "Witches' Brüe" from [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Mulligatawny|Mulligatawny]], a kind of soup, also appeared in the [[Experimental Film#Commentary Transcript 2|DVD commentary for Experimental Film]].
*Deutschman, one of the characters on the [[Strong Badman]] comic cover, was created in [[haircut]].
*Keyswordtar is a [[portmanteau]] of "sword" and "[[Wikipedia:Keytar|keytar]]" (which, in itself, is a portmanteau of keyboard and guitar).

===Real-World References===
*"TendaRONi" is a reference to the song [http://lyrics.duble.com/lyrics/B/bobby-brown-lyrics/bobby-brown-roni-lyrics.htm "Roni"] by [[Wikipedia:Bobby Brown|Bobby Brown]]. The lyrics of this song make reference to a "tender Roni".
**The package is also a play on [[Wikipedia:Rice-A-Roni|Rice-A-Roni]], a brand of readymade rice and pasta dishes.
*The Rad Rad Robotank is likely a double-reference to [[Transformers]] and the [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Newgrounds_logo.svg Newgrounds.com logo]. The fact that it appears as a stencil is possibly a jab at Newgrounds' tendency to encourage people to place their [http://www.newgrounds.com/stickers/ promotional stickers] everywhere. It may also be in reference to a British artist, [[Wikipedia:Banksy|Banksy]], who uses stencils and has also produced paintings which consist of modified forms of existing works of art.
*The black-and-white portrait of Strong Bad is a "[[Wikipedia:Hedcut|hedcut]]", a type of drawing [http://www.npg.si.edu/exh/journal/ developed by] and used in ''[[Wikipedia:The Wall Street Journal|The Wall Street Journal]]'' (which is probably the "rich-guy newspaper" he was referring to).
*[[Wikipedia:Chef Boyardee|Chef Boyardee]] was an Italian chef who is famous for his canned food franchise.
*Homestar holds up a [[Wikipedia:Saab Automobile|Saab]] lighter during the Easter egg with Strong Bad.

===Fast Forward===
*The trailer with the black light poster of the unicorn is later revealed to be the one that Vance Mudgeman's family lives in in [[secret identity]].
*The Cheat's spray paint design later appears in the [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five#FBI Warning|FBI warning]] for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
=== Commentary Transcript ===

'''MIKE:''' All right, I got a special surprise for you guys.

'''MATT:''' Okay.

'''MIKE:''' I'm going to put Ryan in a full nelson ''{Ryan screaming}'' for this ''whole'' commentary. All right.

''{all laugh}''

'''RYAN:''' I'm ready.

'''MATT:''' All right.

'''RYAN:''' Wooo!

'''MIKE:''' I've got the fingers locked too.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' If you were Hercules Hernandez, Mike, this would be— curtains for Ryan.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' I like how he was Hercules, he was — you know, they dropped the Hernandez after a while, he just became Hercules.

'''MATT:''' Right, right.

'''MIKE:''' They called him Herc. Gorilla Monsoon liked to call him Herc.

'''RYAN:''' The Herc!

''{laughter}''

'''MIKE:''' Versus Billy Jack Haynes, I've got a trading card of that match.

'''MATT:''' How you doing down there, Ry?

'''RYAN:''' I'm doing all right. So there were wrestling trading cards?

'''MATT AND MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yep.

'''MIKE:''' That's my trading card actually.

'''MATT:''' Is it?

'''MIKE:''' Andy Cooper gave that to me.

'''MATT:''' Coopreme.

'''MIKE:''' It was fun to do, um— the portraits. I liked to do the Wall Street Journal one.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. What do they call that? What's the name of those?

'''MIKE:''' I forget, there's uh—

'''RYAN:''' Dot matrix.

''{laughter}''

'''MATT:''' The dot...

'''MIKE:''' Dot matrix. ''{laughs}'' Oh, look! It's like the beginning of the DVD.

'''MATT:''' Oh, it is!

'''MIKE:''' What's that guy's name?

'''RYAN:''' Banksy.

'''MATT:''' Banksy.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' There was Banksy in that movie Children of Men, thats supposed to take place in the future. Some guy has a whole bunch of banksy artwork in his futuristic home.

'''RYAN:''' ''{indistinguishable}''

'''MIKE:''' So, I've still got Ryan in the full nelson.

'''RYAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' This is—

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh yeah, how's it going down there, Ry?

'''RYAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' I don't—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' I'm gonna be— remain true to my word.

'''RYAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' I mean—

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' Can you even look at the computer?

'''RYAN:''' Sort of.

'''MATT:''' To see the DVD?

'''MIKE:''' I can adjust my hold. Does it hurt, Ryan?

'''RYAN:''' It's not comfortable, I'll tell you that much.

'''MIKE:''' All right, I can loosen it up a little bit.

'''RYAN:''' What? I mean— If you're in a full nelson, you've gotta feel it. You won't learn anything.

'''MATT:''' Uh, our Craig Zobel made an amazing faux velvet painting of our friend Fabs from Germany for me one time.

'''MIKE:''' That was a good present.

'''MATT:''' A great present.

'''MIKE:''' I was jealous.

'''MATT:''' Hey look, there's a moose lamp. Is this the same place where Strong Bad's secret identity self lives?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, where he yells, he's got the 5 o'clock shadow.

'''MATT:''' Oh! Look out!

'''RYAN:''' Is there paper you can print for a felt poster?

'''MATT:''' A black light poster?

'''RYAN:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I dunno.

'''RYAN:''' They should.

'''MIKE:''' I almost got a useless Master of Fine Arts degree.

'''MATT:''' Yeah?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' We know some people who have those.

'''MIKE:''' We've got several friends—

'''RYAN:''' Woo!

'''MIKE:''' I decided to call it quits after a year.

'''MATT:''' Look at that! Man he's really going—

'''RYAN:''' He's making his own totem pole.

'''MATT:''' He is.

'''RYAN:''' We shoulda done it.

'''MATT:''' We were supposed to have done that, several years ago.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Who put up that sign? Did The Cheat put up that sign? Or is—

'''MIKE:''' No it's always there. What are you talking about? That's where log gnawing takes place.

'''MATT:''' Look— I like how there's this disgusting— The Cheats spittle is— making the ground wet.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Oh, a tender-roni.

'''RYAN:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Great Thyme!

'''MIKE:''' That'd be a good scratch and sniff sticker.

'''MATT:''' I like to spell time with a T-H-Y all the time. All the thyme. ''{pronounces the "th"}''

'''RYAN:''' The the— the Thames river.

'''MATT:''' How do you like Strong Mad's room Ryan?

'''RYAN:''' I do— I like it a lot, I like the circles.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. It feels like that could be a room in your house.

'''RYAN:''' It could— it could be.

'''MATT:''' Ryan has—

'''RYAN:''' I ''{indistinguishable}'' the stripes.

'''MATT:''' Ryan has a nice paint job.

''{laughter}''

'''MATT:''' "Some paint." "Some ''more'' paint."

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' It looks— I think there's a real paint can that looks like that.

'''MATT:''' Ohh, nice.

'''MIKE:''' Maybe.

'''MATT:''' Ryan, if you could shape your six-pack into some letters, what would you have it say?

'''RYAN:''' Uh.. Strong— Stay—- Stay cool.

''{laughter}''

'''MIKE:''' That's a good message to send to people.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' I want a Lord Quackingstick of my own, you guys.

'''RYAN:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Umm... how's the full nelson going, Ry?

'''RYAN:''' It's— it is sore.

'''MATT:''' It's starting to get sore?

'''MIKE:''' Whaddya think the longest full nelson ever is?

'''MATT:''' I dunno.

'''MIKE:''' I bet we're in the top— I bet we're in the top hundred here.

'''MIKE:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' I dunno. Why else would anyone—

'''RYAN:''' Do this.

'''MIKE:''' —do this for this long?

===Fun Facts===

* [[Wikipedia:Ray Fernandez|Hercules Hernandez]] was a professional wrestler who used the [[Wikipedia:full nelson|full nelson]] as a finishing move. The "Billy" referenced is [[Wikipedia:Billy Jack Haynes|Billy Jack Haynes]]; the two wrestlers met at [[Wikipedia:WrestleMania III|WrestleMania III]], and their grudge was over which one could perform the full nelson better.

==External Links==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

Television Sightings

Cwf123 — Sun, 23 May 2010 12:46:16 GMT

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== [[Wikipedia:Ace of Cakes|Ace of Cakes]] ==
*During the Episode [http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/show_db/episode/0,3100,FOOD_26996_45308,00.html Hell Week], Mary is shown working at her computer with a [[Strong Bad]] [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Figurine]] sitting on top of it.

*In the episode Flying High, a Trogdor Black shirt is seen on a table.

*In two unknown episodes, the team makes two cakes to resemble Trogdor and Pom-Pom.
**The Pictures are located at their website: http://www.charmcitycakes.com/index2.html at the Fun Stuff and Kids Stuff in the Gallery.

*In the episode [http://www.foodnetwork.com/ace-of-cakes/pandamonium/index.html Pandamonium], in the course of fooling around with [[Wikipedia:Geof Manthorne|Geof]] after the principle work on building the Kung Fu Panda cake had been finished, [[Wikipedia:Duff Goldman|Duff]] exclaims "Are you asking me for a [[challenge]]?!" before karate chopping a large stack of sheet cake.

== [[Wikipedia:Adult Swim|Adult Swim]] ==
At the end of a Sunday night bump on April 30th, 2006, Adult Swim asked viewers to check out "our podcast, or go see Homestar Runner [which kicks our a**]".

One bump recommending a book to help study for the SAT said: "Attention babies studying for the SAT".

One bump featured an e-mail from the viewer asking Adult Swim: "Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing gloves off before you go to bed?"

== [[Wikipedia:Angel (TV series)|Angel]] ==
[[Image:thegirlinquestion161.jpg|thumb|Look closely at his shirt]]
*In a season five episode of ''Angel'' entitled ''The Girl in Question'', Spike and Angel visited Buffy's apartment and instead found Andrew, who was wearing a black Strong Bad t-shirt. Later in the episode, Andrew wore the same Strong Bad shirt with a pore strip plastered on his nose.
**Incidentally, Andrew is the very same character who appeared in the [[#Buffy the Vampire Slayer|''Buffy'' reference]].

== [[Wikipedia:Attack of the Show!|Attack of the Show!]] ==
*On the May 24, 2005 episode of G4's ''Attack of the Show!'' Kevin Pereira, the host, mentions [[Peasant's Quest]].
*On the July 6, 2005 episode, guest host Tom Fulp, creator of Newgrounds.com, was wearing a [[Homsar]] shirt.
*On the July 12, 2005 episode, Pereira commented on a dragon tattoo saying that "It's almost Trogdor."
*On the July 20, 2005 episode, Pereira mentioned that "the robots cannot beat the Trogdor."
*On the June 12, 2006 episode, Pereira commented on a show saying the character got "Burninated by the great Trogdor"
*On the June 4, 2007 episode, one of the choices in an "Around The Net" quiz was "Get into her car and asplode".
*On the August 2, 2007 episode, one of the headlines in the "The Feed" segment stated that "YOUR CAMERA ASPLODE!".
*On the August 14, 2007 episode, in the "The Feed Headlines" segment the screen said "Deposed! '''Asplode!''' Download!".
*On the September 15, 2008 episode, Pereira pulls a [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Homsar figurine]] out of his new fanny pack.
*On the Novemeber 5, 2009 episode, the hosts received several fan fax, one depicted Trogdor burning a baby with the words "Trogdor Burninating Ye Babies!" next to it.

== [[Wikipedia:Buffy the Vampire Slayer|Buffy the Vampire Slayer]] ==
[[Image:chosen164.jpg|thumb|Trogdor vs. Scoobies]]
In the [[Wikipedia:Chosen (Buffy episode)|series finale]] of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Ep. 722), Trogdor was used as a creature in a game of Dungeons & Dragons.

=== Transcript ===
:'''GILES:''' I'm — I'm — I'm all turned around. You're here?

:'''XANDER:''' By the pillar, yeah. I'm protecting this area.

:'''GILES:''' That puts me over by the door. Demons around the perimeter. Right! I open the door.

:''{Pan over to show Andrew is also at the table, but he's wearing a red hooded cloak.}''

:'''ANDREW:''' ''{reading from a book}'' You go through the door and are confronted by Trogdor the Burninator.

:'''GILES:''' Oh, bugger it. Fight. ''{rolls dice, sips wine}''

:'''ANDREW:''' Adios to 5 hit points. Trogdor has badly wounded you.

:'''GILES:''' Well, wait a minute. What about my... ''{puts on glasses}'' bag of illusions?

:'''ANDREW:''' ''{scoffs}'' Illusions against a Burninator? Silly, silly British man. ''{Giles sips his wine again.}''

:'''AMANDA:''' I invoke a time flux on Trogdor.

:'''ANDREW:''' ''{looks at Amanda}'' Step down, girlfriend, you can't just —

:'''AMANDA:''' Ninth level sorcerer, and I carry the emerald chalice. Trogdor is frozen in time. Deal with it.

== [[Wikipedia:Cheat!|Cheat!]] ==
On one episode of Cheat! on G4TechTV, they mentioned that if you use the random name generator enough times in the Xbox/PC game "Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic," Homsar's name will be generated. This is also true with Homestar's name.

==[[Wikipedia:ChuckleVision|ChuckleVision]]==
In the episode "Off The Cuff", on the wall of Paul's workshop, a sign reads "NO SMOKING!" in the same text, colour, shape and possition as Strong Bad's [[no loafing| No Loafing!]] sign.

== CNN Student News ==
On the December 15, 2004 edition of [http://www.cnn.com/EDUCATION CNN Student News], a short news magazine on CNN Headline news, they had a clip of a soldier in Iraq receiving a Kick The Cheat toy for Christmas.

== [[Wikipedia:Codename: Kids Next Door|Codename: Kids Next Door]] ==
In the episode Operation: T.R.A.I.N.I.N.G., Numbuh 60 says "To the moooooooon!" exactly like drunk Strong Bad (and also exactly like Strong Bad when he steals the King of Town's crown), before flying to the moon.

== [[Wikipedia:Countdown With Keith Olbermann|Countdown with Keith Olbermann]] ==
On the July 9, 2009 episode, Olbermann shows a web clip of urbandictonary.com featuring the phrase "Pullin' a Palin". On the bottom of the screen, the word [[fhqwghads]] is visible, along with a picture of Strong Bad.

== [[Wikipedia:CRUNCH (programming block)|CRUNCH]] ==
In the episode on March 10, the host, Ajay, was seen wearing a Teen Girl Squad T-shirt.

== [[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball|Dragon Ball]] ==
In the Siege of Chow Castle episode, The [[DELETED!]] sound is used on King Piccolo's ship for an alert.

== d'FUSED ==
On the March 12th episode of ''d'FUSED'', a segment on Red Vs. Blue showed the cast of Homestar Runner in their real-world, plastic figurine state atop the preview monitor for a Red Vs. Blue episode.

== [[Wikipedia:Filter|Filter]] ==
This tech review show asks viewers to send in their favorite websites, but there were three websites that they did not want people submitting anymore. Homestar Runner.com was ranked #3 with 166 submissions, Red vs. Blue was #2, and Runescape was #1.

== [[Wikipedia:Firefly_(TV_series)|Firefly]] ==
In the commentary for the episode "War Stories," Alan Tudyk ("Wash") describes Summer Glau's character ("River") as "[[Crazy Go Nuts]]"

== [[Wikipedia:Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends|Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends]] ==
[[Image:Bloostar.PNG|thumb|100px|This should be self explanatory.]]
*During the episode "Bloo's Brothers" a Bloo clone that looks very similar to Homestar appears very briefly. This version reappears in a mini-game in "Big Fat Awesome House Party".
*The ending of the episode "A Sight For Sore Eyes" is very similar to [[Old Intro 2]].
*In "Duchess of Wails", there's an orange imaginary friend that looks like [[Trogdor]].
*In "Infernal Slumber", both Bloo and Goo talk about "killer Pooooooosssssssumssss", dragging the word out much like in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]], (Goo pronounces it exactly like Strong Bad).
*In "Squeakerboxxx", one of the prizes is a clock that looks exactly like Strong Bad's, complete with 12:00 as the time.
*In the episode "Land of the Flea", Frankie apologizes to Eduardo and says, "Were sorry, for reals this time". Also in that same episode, one of Eduardo's flea's holds up a news paper and says "Eggs tree, eggs tree", much like that of Homsar.

== [[Wikipedia:G4tv.com|G4tv.com]] ==
*On [http://www.g4tv.com/g4tv/episodes/3888/Men_are_from_World_of_Warcraft_Woman_are_From_The_Sims.html this episode] of G4tv.com on G4, an unnamed person, playing the role of Laura Foy's date, was seen wearing a "[[Trogdor (character)|Trogdor]]" shirt. The video clip, entitled Gamer Dating Do's And Don'ts is now available for viewing at [http://www.g4tv.com/mediaplayer/index.aspx?video_key=9033 this location.]
*In a commercial for [http://www.g4tv.com/cinematech Cinematech], the title of [[Peasant's Quest]] is seen very briefly.
*In an online ad for G4's "The Cheat Sheet" it stated that it had "So many cheats, your head may [[Strongbadzone|a'splode]]."

== [[Wikipedia:Gilmore Girls| Gilmore Girls]] ==
*In the episode You've Been Gilmored, Paris says "The good times are over!" like Homestar did in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]].

== Global News ==
On one report on the show, the reporters were interviewing a girl wearing a Strong Sad T-Shirt.

== iCarly ==

In several episodes, the kids eat Crisps, A-Soy! from the easter egg of [[Do over]]

== Junkin' ==
On the television show ''[http://www.turnersouth.com/network/shows/junkin/ Junkin']'', the host "Dave" has appeared wearing Trogdor and Strong Bad T-shirts.

== [[Wikipedia:The Late Show with David Letterman|The Late Show with David Letterman]] ==
On the Late Show with David Letterman, in one of their specials, they had "phil[['d]]" on one of the answers.

== [[Wikipedia:Live at 5 (CTV TV series)|Live at 5]] ==
On January 31 2006, on Live at Five (Atlantic Canadian 5 o'clock news), there was a segment about chronic pain caused by computer usage that featured a group of kids watching [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] on the computer.

== Mad Labs ==
In the sound episode, they asked a question to a boy with a red The Cheat shirt.

== Man Caves ==
While panning over a shelf the Man Caves team added while making a "Man Cave" for Duff Goldman (of Ace of Cakes), a Pom-Pom figurine is visible.

== [[Wikipedia:Maya and Miguel|Maya and Miguel]] ==
At the end of an episode, when they interview real people, a kid was seen wearing a Strong Bad hoodie, though this is barely viewable because the picture is blurred out.

== [[Wikipedia:Megas XLR|Megas XLR]] ==
In an episode called "Breakout", Coop tried to use an attack called [[Double Deuce]] by jumping and putting two fists in front of him.

== [[Wikipedia:Monster House (TV series)|Monster House]] ==
In an episode of ''Monster House'' called "[http://www.tvtome.com/MonsterHouse/season1.html#ep18 Sports House]," the host, Steve, is wearing a Strong Bad T-shirt during the introductions. This episode first aired February 2, 2004.
In the Christmas House episode, a group of 'carolers' from across the neighborhood sings for the people living in the house. One girl is wearing a Strong Bad T-shirt.

== [[Wikipedia:My Gym Partner's a Monkey|My Gym Partner's a Monkey]] ==
*At one point in the episode called "Making the Grade", Jake Spidermonkey says Homsar's line from [[Where's The Cheat?]]: "I just lost my jenga jam."
*Also in one episode Jake said to use [[grrl]] power.

== [[Wikipedia:New York Noise|New York Noise]] ==
The entire video for [[Experimental Film]] was shown.

== [[Wikipedia:NASCAR Broadcasts|NASCAR Broadcasts]] ==
Sometimes, during a wreck, one of the commentators would describe the events as "going [[crazy go nuts|crazygonuts]]".

== [[Wikipedia:NOVA scienceNOW|NOVA scienceNOW]] ==
During the premeire of the fourth season, a red [[Trogdor]] can be seen outside the office of [[Wikipedia:Luis von Ahn|Luis von Ahn]]. Beside it, it reads: "The Evil Dr. von Ahn: Burninator, Computer Science Department."

== [[Wikipedia:NFL Films|NFL Films]]: Game of the Week ==
About three quarters through this hour-long recap of the game, a Falcons' victory, one of the defensive linemen for Atlanta, Patrick Kerney, points to his family in the stands. One of them is holding up a sign that says "GOOD JORB!", an unmistakable reference to [[Coach Z]].

== [[Wikipedia:Pulse|Pulse]] ==
In early 2004, the show Pulse on G4TechTV featured an interview with the Brothers Chaps in which they were asked about the new game that they are developing for the Atari 2600. They showed many video clips of their Atari game. The Chaps talked about how they record their voices and how successful they have been. They announced that later in the year they planned to release a DVD with the first hundred emails. After the commercial break, the hosts interviewed the company that is developing the Homestar Runner game, Videlectrix, which was really just one of the Brothers Chaps wearing a fake mustache.

== [[Wikipedia:Ripley's Believe it or Not!|Ripley's Believe it or Not!]] ==
In a segment talking about painted [[Wikipedia: Silicon Chip|silicon computer chips]], one of the examples shown has [[Strong Bad]] painted on it.

== [[Wikipedia:The Sarah Silverman Program|The Sarah Silverman Program]] ==
*In various episodes, the [[Homestar and Strong Bad Poster]] can be seen in Brian and Steve's apartment.
*In various episodes and promos, Sarah wears the star shirt sold at the [[Store|Homestar Store]].

== [[Wikipedia:The Screen Savers|The Screen Savers]] ==
*An episode of The Screen Savers on G4TechTV featured a guest who is making a [[Homestar Runner RPG]] for the Atari 2600, which has since been abandoned.
*The [http://www.g4techtv.com/screensavers/episodes/3848/Home_Star_Runner_eXeem_LA_Auto_Show.html January 24th episode] of The Screen Savers had [[The Screen Savers Interview - 24 Jan 2005|an interview]] with [[The Brothers Chaps]]. In this episode, puppet Strong Bad made his debut to answer questions from fans. The article also mentions that in order to learn more than one ever thought possible about [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]], one can head over to the Homestar Runner Wiki.

== [[wikipedia:Sid the science kid|Sid the Science Kid]] ==
In the episode "A Brush With Teeth", May exclaims "To the moooooooon!" like Strong Bad did in [[personal favorites]].

== [[Wikipedia:Still Standing|Still Standing]] ==
On the fireplace mantle in the living room, there is what appears to be a homemade version of a Marzipan puppet. The only difference is that her dress is a lighter, more pink color, and the trim ribbons on it are purple. The Marzipan-doll is particularly noticeable in the Episode 6 ("Still Cheering," in which Brian joins the football team and then becomes a cheerleader), during the scene when Bill and Brian are rehearsing cheer routines.

== [[Wikipedia:The Suite Life of Zack and Cody|The Suite Life of Zack and Cody]]==
In an episode with a dance contest, Max comments "I call it last place" about a dance move of Cody's, much as Homestar did in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].

== [[Wikipedia:Survivor: Pearl Islands|Survivor: Pearl Islands]] ==
When Ryan Shoulders picks up some tree mail (the show's system of getting messages to the castaways), he sings the opening to SB Email [[techno]], singing it as "the tree mail, the tree mail, what, what, the tree mail."

== [[Wikipedia:Teen Titans|Teen Titans]] ==
In the episode The Beast Within, Beast Boy has the kickball in his room.
== [[Wikipedia:Test the Nation|Test the Nation]] ==
One of the persons on the Gamers team on the 2006 version of the New Zealand version of this quiz show is wearing a Strong Bad t-shirt.

== [[Wikipedia:The Tonight Show with Jay Leno|The Tonight Show with Jay Leno]] ==
Leno was showing examples of absurd eBay auctions and having the audience guess whether they sold or not. One of them was a laptop that had been shot with a shotgun. Its subject line said "LIKE USED! SLIGHTLY SHOTGUNNED!" like the tags on the similarly shotgunned Compy at the end of [[virus]]. It sold.

== [[Wikipedia:The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien|The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien]] ==
On the June 4th, 2009 episode, Conan was doing a sketch in a [[wikipedia:Foley_(filmmaking)|foley stage]]. The set-up is a chase scene from [[Wikipedia:Law_%26_Order|Law and Order]] where the suspect is suspected to have a baby inside a duffel bag which he throws into water, but Conan is told that it is really drugs. Conan comments about how the surprise was ruined. Conan then does sound effects for the scene, and when the suspect throws the bag, Conan shouts, "Throw baby!" It may be a reference to [[Peasant's Quest]].

==[[Wikipedia:The West Wing (TV series)|The West Wing]]==
In Season 4, in the episode entitled ''The California 47th'' which aired on February 19, 2003, [[Wikipedia:C. J. Cregg|C. J. Cregg]] said, "Don't be fooled. They love us in Orange County. They're crazy-go-nuts for the President."

== [[Wikipedia:Wonder Showzen|Wonder Showzen]] ==
In an episode of "Wonder Showzen," a puppet named Chauncey, in one of many skits, informed the number Two that if she didn't stop talking, he would 'puke his pants,' as [[Coach Z]] threatened in [[secret recipes]]. Number Two proceeded to leave the screen.

== [[Wikipedia:X-Play|X-Play]] ==
*On an episode of G4TechTV's ''X-Play'', the wrestling game "WWE: Day of Reckoning" is reviewed. To demo the "create your own wrestler" mode, the reviewers create a wrestler that looks suspiciously like Strong Bad, and appears to be named "ESSBEE".
*On the August 27, 2006 episode, Adam Sessler references "[[anything|a neverending bottle of Mountain Dew]]".
*On the November 21st episode, they reviewed Guitar Hero 2, and showcased the song "TROGDOR!", an actual unlockable track in the game. They also used the song when nominating the game in their best of year awards.
*During the preview of "Neverwinter Nights 2", in reference to the horrid framerate, Adam Sessler is heard muttering, "Wow, this game must be running on a Tandy 400".
*In an episode featuring game previews Adam Sessler makes reference to "a light switch rave", a reference to [[techno]].
*in the April 15, 2008 episode, the Homestar Runner logo and [[Strong Bad Gameways|Strong Bad Gameways]] were shown.
*In a recent episode a preview of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] was shown as Adam Sessler interviewed one of the developers of the game.

==[[Wikipedia:Yeardot| Year Dot]]==
*The user [[User:Dom|Dom]] in the Strong Bad papier-mâché mask in [[Fan Costumes '08]] appears dancing on UK's [[Wikipedia:Channel 4|Channel 4]] in [http://www.yeardot.co.uk//whoweare-10/videotype-5/video-293/university-society-.html Year Dot] dressed as Strong Bad.

==[[Wikipedia:Yes, Dear|Yes, Dear]]==
*Jimmy walks out of Greg's office and shouts "[[Eh! Steve!|EH STEVE!]]"

==[[Wikipedia:The Proud Family|The Proud Family]]==
*In one episode, someone presses the Delete key, and the screen flashes, "DELETED," in the Tandy's font.

[[Category:Sightings]]

Crystal Fortress Visuals

Cwf123 — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 23:20:28 GMT

Cwf123:

These are the visuals for the toon, [[Crystal Fortress]]

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=300 | Lyrics !! width=600 | Visuals
|-
| '''DAVEY:''' Mmm. French fries. '''OTHER GUY:''' Mmm. Yeah, they're good. Gee, Davey,|| Two powered by the Cheat style hand puppets, against a blue polka dotted background. "Other guy" is screen left, and has orange hair, french fries in his mouth, taupe skin, and a blue shirt with crudely drawn box of french fries on it. "Davey" is screen right, wearing a beanie cap with propellor, a round face, and a red shirt with a lower-case "d" on it. He is holding a box of french fries in his left hand. An overlay appears: They Might Be Giants w/ Strong Bad "Crystal Fortress" Dir: Haddi-man and The Cheat
|-
| Strong Bad always seems so hostile. I bet he doesn't even know how much everybody loves him. '''DAVEY:''' Nope, nope. I don't think so either. '''OTHER GUY:''' Nope. '''DAVEY:''' I've written a song I think'll make Strong Bad understand. '''OTHER GUY:''' Oh? || The overlay disappears. French fries are visible when Davey speaks.
|-
|'''DAVEY:''' I'm gonna sing it. || A grey triangular curly wig appears on Davey's head, followed by a mustache and a crudely drawn guitar.
|-
|'''DAVEY:''' Uhh Huh '''STRONG BAD:''' {spoken} I already don't like the sound of this one. Ohh, vomit-inducing! My favorite! || Shift to a purple background, with the folk singer from [[for kids]] playing the guitar, gradually move from screen right to center.
|-
|'''DAVEY:''' Come down from your crystal fortress, oh Strong Bad, '''STRONG BAD:''' What? || Cut to a closer view. Davey lifts his head up to sing.
|-
|'''DAVEY:''' A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge, || Davey is in the lower left corner of the screen. A rainbow moves towards the center of the screen. A simply drawn pink unicorn with a purple mane in flat colors enters from screen right.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' Unicorns?! Wh-who are you? || A unicorn horn emerges from Davey's head.
|-
|'''DAVEY:''' Her head is bowed || Tight shot of the pink unicorn, with stars for eyes against a light green background and lighter flowers.
|-
|and a tiny tear || Unicorn closes her eyes with a giant blue tear that slowly falls.
|-
|traces these words in the dew. '''STRONG BAD''': All right, you whiny weasels. || The blue tear remains where it was to be shown against a green background with a faint grass with dew pattern. The tear starts move around the screen.
|-
|'''DAVEY:''' Please come down from your crystal fortress '''OTHER GUY:''' Strong Bad || The tear disappears and words that Davey sings fades into view.
|-
|'''DAVEY:''' Please come down from your || Medium shot of Davey against a green background, with different shades of green flowers in the background.
|-
|crystal fortress, '''STRONG BAD:''' {singing} Shut up. '''OTHER GUY:''' {simultaneously} Strong Bad '''DAVEY:''' Please come down from your crystal fortress. || Flat colored multiethnic children's heads (from [[for kids]]) pop onto the screen, and then rock to the beat.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' {screamed} Throw me a squeedley guitar! || Davey and kids stop and look screen right.
|-
|Let me tell ya, || Screen turns to black with pixelated lightening. Then Strong Bad riding a draconic unicorn with a faded rainbow in the background fades into view.
|-
|you get French fries, || Davey puppet against the blue background pops in
|-
| and you get French fries, || Other Guy puppet pops in. His French fry symbol on his shirt pops on late.
|-
|but you don't get || Davey against a purple background playing guitar
|-
|French fries, || Davey's body disappears, leaving his clothes, left arm, and guitar. Punctuation appears around him: quotation marks at the top, semicolon at the bottom, question mark screen right, exclamation point screen left.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries, '''OTHER GUY:''' You don't get french friiies. || Davey's face is on a crudely drawn figure that is dressed as [[Wikipedia: Brynhildr#Wagner.27s_.22Ring.22_cycle|Brunnhilde]] with a spot coming from screen right. The silhouette of Strong Bad on the draconic unicorn can be seen moving in the background.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' but you don't get no French fries, '''OTHER GUY:'''You get french friiiiies|| Davey opens his eyes to reveal exaggerated, feminine eyes with purple eyeshadow.
|-
|'''OTHER GUY:''' They Might be Giiiants, || Cut to a shot of pixelated lightening against a black background. A mountain rises into view.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, but you don't get French fries! '''OTHER GUY:''' gets no french friiies! Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah! ||After a flash of yellow, a purple, [[Exaggerated Strong Bad|muscular Strong Bad]] rises at the top of the mountain. He first punches to screen left and the punches screen right, and then leans towards the viewer, each movement accompanied by little French fry boxes flying off. At the end, Davey in the Brunnhilde costume rises from the bottom screen right.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh! '''OTHER GUY:''' Aww! || A close up of the head of the draconic unicorn is seen and then is quickly replaced a picture of Davey repainted Powered by The Cheat style as a heavy metal guitarist, with a blue face, spikey shoulder pads, an axe shaped guitar, skulls on the knees, and leather boots.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh! '''OTHER GUY:''' Ahh! || A quick shot of Strong Bad on the mountain again punching to screen left.
|-
|'''DAVEY:''' Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams, oh Strong Bad, '''STRONG BAD:''' Awwwwwwww! || Cut back to medium shot of Davey singing and playing guitar against the purple background.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' I thought you were done. || A close-up of Davey playing the guitar.
|-
|'''DAVEY:''' The love you deny is they key that will melt the lock, || A slow pan following the pink unicorn against a background of green mountains and a purple sky. A heart-shaped key is revealed at the end.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll melt your face! || A flat colored Strong Bad, this time in the style of the kids earlier (with ears) is seen against the green with flowers background.
|-
|'''DAVEY:''' Our golden shining spirits, '''STRONG BAD:''' Eww! '''DAVEY:''' will all join hands || A close up Davey singing, this time with face slowly melting
|-
|and sing. || A unicorn horn emerges from the top of Davey's head.
|-
|'''DAVEY:''' Please come down from your crystal fortress '''OTHER GUY:''' Strong Bad || A diagonal line of 5 pink unicorns, facing screen left, are seen prancing on a light green background with multicolored flowers spinning.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' No. || Strong Bad "kids" head appears in the top right corner.
|-
|'''DAVEY:''' Please come down from your crystal fortress '''OTHER GUY:''' Strong Bad || The unicorns now face screen right, and Strong Bad's draconic unicorn is added to the back.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not coming down from no place. '''DAVEY:''' Please come down from|| Strong Bad's "kids" head appears in the lower left corner. The unicorns switch directions a couple times.
|-
|'''DAVEY:''' your crystal fortress '''OTHER GUY:''' Strong Bad. '''DAVEY:'''Strong Bad.|| Medium shot of Davey singing, this time in front of the mountain background. Two kids heads appear in the top corners.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up...|| Strong Bad's "kids" head replaces Davey's
|-
|you stupid hippie. || A quick shot of Davey's foot keeping time against the purple background, followed by a close-up Davey playing the guitar.
|-
|'''STRONG BAD:''' {spoken} I'm-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist. || Strong Bad's "kids" head now has a unicorn horn, against the multicolored flower background. A brick moves in front of his face.
|-
|{A crash is heard, with the sound of a piano being broken}|| Black background, a PbTC fry box. The F is turned into the E for "End".
|}

[[Category:Music Video Visuals]]

Xeriouxly Forxe

Cwf123 — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 22:55:23 GMT

Cwf123:

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[[File:HSR Xeriouxly Forxe.png|thumb|250px|Xeriouxly, Pom. Xeriouxly.]]
Homestar and the other main characters get [[Xeriouxly Forxe Character Variations|xtreme new forms]] for the nineties!

'''Cast:''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}/H. Star, {{film|Strong Bad}}/S. Bad, {{film|Pom Pom}}/Pom, {{film|Marzipan}}/M.Z. Pan, {{film|Coach Z}}/Zoach C, {{film|The Poopsmith}}/The Smith, {{film|Strong Sad}}/S. Sad, {{film|The Cheat}}/Ch8t, {{film|Strong Mad}}/S. Mad, {{film|Bubs}}/Bubz, {{film|The King of Town}}/Xing Town, {{film|Homsar}}/Still Homsar

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' March 31, 2010 (around 23:00 ET)

'''Running Time:''' 0:54

'''Page Title:''' Exerybody! Exerybody!

==Transcript==
''{Homestar Runner is running across The Field. The singers sing along, as with the [[Intro]].}''

'''SINGERS:''' Everybody! Everybody!

''{The scene starts to skip.}''

'''SINGERS:''' Eh-! Eh-! Eh-!

''{The scene skips faster before a rock version of the Intro takes over. The aspect ratio expands from standard to widescreen. During the rock intro, it shows slides of the characters. Then, lightning turns the characters into their HSR Xeriouxly Forxe forms.}''

'''SINGER:''' Everybody! E-e-e-everybody! 
Everybody! E-e-e-everybody! 
Everybody! E-e-e-everybody! 
Revamped [[#Footnote|[1]]] for the nineties! 
So much more exciting!

Pointy elbows and lots of lightning! 
Edgy and angry, so deadly and jangly! 
There's new demographics 
When nobody asked for it! 

Everybody e-e-e-everybody! 
Right now!

''{The sides of the screen come together with an explosion. All twelve main characters in Xeriouxly Forxe style appear around the title "HSR Xeriouxly Forxe".}''

'''H. STAR:''' ''{struggling, through gritted teeth}'' Xeriouxly Forxe! ''{turning around}'' Did I say that right?

'''S. BAD:''' ''{also through gritted teeth}'' Xhut up and juxt xay your linex! ''{mumbling, in Strong Bad's voice}'' Aw, it's really hard to talk like xhix.

''{After a few moments, the viewer is redirected to [[Main Page 21]].}''

===Footnote===
# The word given as "revamped" may instead be "prepare".

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The whole toon is based off the phenomenon of cartoons that gain [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkerAndEdgier unnecessarily edgy revamps].

===Trivia===
*The [[FeedBurner Page#Toons - Homestar Runner: XERIOUXLY FORXE!|RSS description]] of this toon is:
<blockquote>Homestar and Strong Bad are BACK like you've never seen them before! Pointier, angrier, pre-teenier!! The 6-12 demographic won't know what hit em when they witness Xeriouxly Forxe, the all-new adventures of Homestar Runner and friends with a bold new look and an edgier style that just screams, "Hey 6-12 demographic! Do you know what hit you? Can you tell our focus group person that you don't know what hit you, please?" With all those X's in the name, it has to be cool! </blockquote>
*This toon marked the first time in nearly five months that [[homestarrunner.com]] received a new toon, the longest hiatus to date.
*[[Appearances by All 12 Main Characters|All 12 main characters]] appear in this toon.
*This is the third toon in the site to be in [[Widescreen Toons|widescreen]], and the first non-[[Strong Bad Email]] toon to be in said format (not counting [[Main Page 22]]).
* This toon has exactly [[Wikipedia:Number of the Beast|666]] frames. This appears to be intentional because the viewer is automatically redirected to [[Main Page 21]] in frame number 645, and nothing else happens in the extra frames. If you use a seek bar to get to frame 666, the toon will repeat.
**The Number of the Beast was previously referenced in [[Jibblies 2]] and its [[Jibblies 2 Teaser|teaser]].

===Remarks===
*Except for Homsar (who doesn't change at all), every character that normally [[Lack of visible arms|lacks visible arms]] gains some sort of arms (including tentacles) when upgraded.
*Coach Z and the King of Town have [[Lack of Visible Body Parts|gained visible mouths]].
*Homestar's eyes blink in their usual pattern, even though the video at the beginning is allegedly skipping.

===Fixed Goofs===
*After The Poopsmith is transformed, the cutaway to the next character showed The Poopsmith in non-transformed form. This was fixed within a half-hour of release.

===Inside References===
*S. Sad has the head of an [[elephant]].
*[[Seriously|Xeriouxly]] is in the new name.
*The Cheat used "Ch8t" previously in [[mile]] and [[bedtime story]].
*The concept of characters being revamped for the '90s was previously mentioned on [[Homestarrunner.com PAY PLUS!|April 1, 2005]] in relation to [[Teen Girl Squad]].
*Zoach C's boots bear a similarity to [[Stinkoman]]'s.
*Zoach C's name is (technically) a [[spoonerism]].

===Real-World References===
*H. Star has [[Wikipedia:Doctor Octopus|Doctor Octopus]]-style arms strapped around his neck.
*S. Bad has a variation of the [[Batman]] emblem on his mask.
*M.Z. Pan has Octopus like tentacles.
* Zoach C and Xing Town have eyes and teeth like Invader Zim has.

==External Links==
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[[Category:April Fools]]

Hyperactive Strong Sad

Cwf123 — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 13:54:36 GMT

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[[Image:Coffeestrongsad.PNG|thumb|"You wanna make some wood-davers with me?"]]
[[Image:wikisketch.PNG|thumb|"Feelin' woozy..."]]__NOEDITSECTION__
'''Hyperactive Strong Sad''' (or '''Caffeinated Strong Sad''') is the result of a suggestion sent in by Justin from Murfreesboro in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[caffeine]]. In this email, [[Strong Bad]] put some instant coffee in [[Strong Sad]]'s orange juice and observed his resulting hyperactivity in order to compete in the [[All-Wide Science Fair]]. The results of the experiment led Strong Bad to conclude that his brother was [[Death#Strong Sad|dead]], and adopted. Strong Sad has since become hyperactive several times, possibly due to sensitivity to stress, although Strong Sad has admitted to being on [[Strong Sad's Pills|medication]] of some kind. When Strong Sad becomes hyperactive, one of his eyes [[Mismatched Eyes|opens larger than normal]], and his fingers twitch restlessly, and he speaks at a much faster rate than usual.

== Behaviors ==
While hyperactive, Strong Sad has exhibited the following behaviors:
*Became "erratic, violent, and really funny to watch", according to Strong Bad
*Began acting "way creepier than normal. Like, even for Strong Sad", according to Strong Bad
*Made up arts and crafts ideas, such as [[wood-davers]], and tried to convince [[Marzipan]] to make them with him
*Saw wood-davers everywhere, thinking he'd been given superpowers by an alien spaceship
*Attempted to speak [[The Cheat]]'s language
*Was unable to remember his legs
*Hung upside-down or stood on the ceiling in the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]
*Said random words like "Parakeet"
*Slapped [[Coach Z]] several times and stole his hat
*Became upset when people said "pseudo-name" instead of "pseudonym"
*Eventually returned to normal and then passed out

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[caffeine]]
*Email [[boring (really)]]
*Email [[secret identity]] (Easter egg)
*[[Strong Badia the Free]]
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
*[[8-Bit Is Enough]]

==See Also==
*[[The Deathly Pallor]]
*[[Rabid The Cheat]]

[[Category:Prank running gags]]
[[Category:Character Variations]]

sloshy

Cwf123 — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:22:09 GMT

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{{Infobox Band |
band_name=sloshy |
image= [[Image:Sloshy in space.PNG|230px]] [[Image:Sloshy.png|230px]] |
origin= Unknown |
genre=[[Wikipedia:Shoegazing|Shoegazing]] [[Wikipedia:Alternative rock|Alternative rock]] | |
member= ''(unknown)'' ''(unknown)'' ''(unknown)'' |
backup= N/A |
discography= sloshy (2007) [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]] (2007) |
producer= N/A |
label= [[Cheap as Free]] Records |
}}
The [[Wikipedia:Shoegazing|shoegazing]] band '''sloshy''' is a group that [[Strong Sad]] enjoys listening to. They were introduced in the Strong Bad Email [[concert]], where they were opening for a [[Limozeen]] concert. [[Strong Bad]] was at first unwilling to view their set (as he had not heard of them), instead choosing to come "fashionably late". Due to a general lack of women in the audience, Limozeen never came on to play, and so sloshy played both sets, becoming one of Strong Bad's favorite bands until he finally realized they are not [[Heavy metal|metal]].

The band has been around since approximately 2001, and has a total of three members. Overall, they appear somewhat apathetic to their performances; during concerts, the band just strings some Christmas lights over the bass drum for special effects, wear whatever they had been wearing that day, and display a general lack of courtesy for the audience. The bassist looks strikingly similar to [[Wikipedia:Patrick Wilson (musician)|Patrick Wilson]], the drummer of alternative rock band [[Wikipedia:Weezer|Weezer]]. He wears regular glasses, not sunglasses, much to Strong Bad's astonishment.

One of sloshy's most noticeable traits is that their only backup singing consists of one of the members (very blankly) repeating previous lines, or in the case of "Because, It's Midnite," saying "Because, It's Midnight." This is similar to the spoken word style employed by influential indie/alternative rock band [[Wikipedia:Pavement (band)|Pavement]]. An example of this is in Pavement's song "Stereo".

The members of sloshy were the antagonists of [[Limozeen: "But they're in space!"]] on at least one occasion. However, the page title of Limozeen vs. Sloshy ("The Label Made Us Do It!") suggests that sloshy and Limozeen are owned by the same record label.

The name ''sloshy'' is usually written in all lowercase even in running text, and their [[Wikipedia:Wordmark (graphic identity)|wordmark]] is rotated 180 degrees with the ''o'' being a different color, usually red ('''ʎɥsols''').
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==Songs==
*We Don't Really Even Care About You
*ok fine ([[concert]])
*unripe ([[concert]])
*art troll ([[concert]])
*[[Because, It's Midnite]] ([[wikipedia:cover version|cover]]) ([[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]])
*American Football Championship Game ([[Sloshybowl]])

==Complete Filmography==
*'''Mentioned:''' Email [[best thing]]
*'''Debut:''' Email [[concert]]
*[[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
*[[Sloshybowl]]
*[[Limozeen Live! - 27 Mar 2008]]
*[[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Strong Badia the Free]] and [[8-Bit Is Enough]] (poster in Strong Sad's room)
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] (logo on a shirt)

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!"|Extended [[concert]] song|Mirror:sloshy_wedont.mp3}}
|}
[[Category:Bands|Sloshy]]
[[Category:Limozeen Characters]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs|Sloshy]]

Doomy Tales of the Macabre

Cwf123 — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:02:30 GMT

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{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween09|Decomposing Pumpkins|Fan Costumes '09}}
[[File:GloomyTalesOfTheMacabre.png|thumb|Doomy Tales]]

Strong Sad takes control this year!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, [[Onion Bubs]], {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Sad Kids}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

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'''Places:''' [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Field]], [[The Halloween House]], [[Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Thursday, October 29, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:57

'''Page Title:''' Available wherever doomy books are sold!

==Transcript==
''{Open to an almost-entirely black screen, with a window in the corner. As the following words are said, they are written at the bottom of the screen in red.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{He has a slight echo throughout the toon, unless noted.}'' One chilled ''{said as "chillèd"}'' Hallow's Eve I rose,

''{Strong Sad steps out of the shadows. The next line is not written on the screen.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And sat right down to writing,

''{He sits down as a desk moves in to view, with a paper and inkwell on it. He pulls out a pen and takes it to the paper.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' For none had bothered to propose, to their parties, my inviting.

''{Cut back to another mostly-black screen with another window. Strong Sad is seen writing at the desk in white silhouette. The words are again written in red.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So I crafted such a macabre ''{said in an exaggerated fashion}'' tale there in my darkened room

''{Cut to a closeup of Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' To achieve literary justice, and send each to their DOOOOM! ''{As he says the final word, his skull image appears over his head, the screen glows slightly green, and a musical sting is heard.}''

''{To music, a book entitled "DOOMY TALES OF THE MACABRE by S. Sad" appears. On the cover, Strong Sad is dressed as the grim reaper and laughing. In front of him lie skulls of other main characters.}''

''{Cut to the exterior of the King of Town's castle. One window is brightly lit. The camera zooms in on that window.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' We start with the most expendable. Grrrreetings, ''{with the R rolled}'' King of Town!

''{Cut to inside the castle, where the King of Town is slowly sinking into a giant boiling pot.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' For this glutton, a stew of mutton in which to slowly drown!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I thought these were Tales of the McArby: ''{A book appears with "TALES OF THE McARBY" on it, showing an enormous hamburger.}'' the mythical fast-food crossover sandwich of legend!

''{The book disappears. The King of Town is now mostly submerged. He gurgles a bit and munches on the mutton on the way down. The King of Town's skull, in the shape of The Municipality logo, appears over his head as he sinks, to a musical sting. Cut to an image of a crystal ball.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' What's this? ''{Marzipan walks up to the crystal, and a distorted reflection of her is visible in it.}'' The fair maid Marzipan considering a brand new man?

''{Homestar leans in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan! Have you seen my toenail clippings? I left them right on top of your toothbrush.

''{Marzipan glares at Homestar for a moment, and then into the crystal.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Crystal, crystal, on the ball, I need a better boyfriend, y'all!

''{Closeup on the ball, which is glowing. A buzzing sound is heard.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' But the gypsy forces she invoked decided they would play a joke!

''{The ball flashes to a thunderclap. Cut to Homestar, but pan immediately so that only his shadow is visible.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' AaaaaaaaAAAAAAA...

''{His shadow and voice both shift to match Coach Z's}''

'''COACH Z:''' AAAAARRAOOOOOORR!

''{Pan back over to Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey there, my little love jorb! ''{Holds up his foot, which is encased in a shoe that's falling apart. It's stained and some hairs are on it.}'' These bunions, corns, and calluses aren't gonna pumice themselves!

''{Cut to Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{halfheartedly; her skull appears over her face to the musical sting}'' Nuuuuuuu... Oh, wait, ''{squinting}'' what's that say? ''{The skull appears to the musical sting again.}'' Nooooooooo!

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is in silhouette. The top of the screen resembles the paper Strong Sad is writing on, and Strong Sad's line is written on it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And now we join a man obse—

'''COACH Z:''' ''{interrupting}'' Hey, ''{Sudden cut back to Coach Z.}'' what abrat ''my'' doom?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Um, you're already Coach Z. No sense in beating a dead horse.

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, good point!

''{Coach Z's skull appears over his face to the musical sting. Cut back to the Concession Stand, the same as before.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And now we join a man obsessed with sales and liquidation,

''{Cut to inside the Stand. Bubs is concocting some sort of potion with a complicated device. He has some bubble gum in his costume's wig. A bottle of "TOXIC WASTE" is sitting near him.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dabbling with fiendish tests and genetic experimentation.

'''BUBS:''' I'll just take this piece of brain from my wig... ''{grabs the bubble gum and throws it into the concoction. Strong Sad's face appears in the top-left corner of the screen.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' But you all know how these things go, with unnatural creations.

''{Cut back outside the Stand.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' A puff of smoke! ''{smoke appears}'' A greenish glow! ''{the space inside the Stand turns green}'' Voila! ''{the music stops}'' Horrible abomination!

''{A giant puff of smoke appears. The text on the stand has been replaced with Bubs-like eyes, and teeth resembling Bubs' teeth hang above the stand's window. Bubs, now clearly visible, looks up at this. The stand growls and the teeth shake.}''

'''BUBS:''' Aw, this was supposed to ''reduce'' my overhead! Not turn ''into'' my head!

''{The teeth chomp at Bubs, severing his head from his body. The head, with Xs in place of eyes, flies forward and lands in front of Onion Bubs.}''

'''ONION BUBS:''' Welcome to ''my'' world! ''{cackles with an...}'' Ehhhhh-heheheheheheeeeeeeh!

''{Bubs' skull appears over his head to a musical sting. Cut to Pom Pom and the Poopsmith in the middle of the field.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' These two no-talkers need to go!

''{A piece of paper comes down from the top of the screen; both characters look at it. "Poopmith" is written on it over Strong Sad's next line.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Let's eliminate a Poopsmith O!

''{The word on the paper becomes "POpmith". A tire pump from Dig Dug appears in front of the Poopsmith. The Poopsmith looks at it and starts pumping it. As he does, a tube connects from it to Pom Pom. Pom Pom becomes pixelated and grows bigger, until he pops. Crickets chirp for a moment.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover, unsure}'' Oh, uh, and Pom Pom was filled with a deadly gas... ''{a cloud of gas appears where Pom Pom was}'' that killed the Popsmith...really...fast.

''{The Poopsmith suddenly falls over onto the tire pump. His skull appears over his head, and Pom Pom's over his cloud, with a really fast musical sting. Cut to Homestar running in the field.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Homestar Runner, fast like the whind, but how fast can he run when his knees can't bend?

''{As Homestar passes a tree, his legs straighten out to a musical sting. He keeps running, albeit slower, anyway.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oooh! Hey, this ain't so bad! ''{Hearts appear over his head}'' Gives me the good thoughts, you know.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well, I'll revise, then, if you please. What if each leg had several knees?

''{A flash of light and musical sting as Homestar's legs become curved and tangled. Nonetheless, he shuffles along anyway.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, great! It's like I'm wadin' through puddin' with every step! And everyone knows how much the Homestar Runner loves wadin' through puddin'. ''{Zoom in on Homestar, who stops.}'' Strong Sad, these doomy tales of macrame aren't very scary. ''{He walks forward.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, there's an idea!

''{Cut to the dark room where Strong Sad is writing, now silhouetted in gray. Homestar shuffles in as a white silhouette. The words are written on the bottom of the screen again.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' A crafty fad, once loved by all. I'll hang you on a '70s basement wall!

''{Suddenly, the background becomes a yellow wallpaper, and Homestar becomes a macrame owl hanging on it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{terrified}'' Oh no! Macrame! My worst nightmare!

''{Marzipan steps forward.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' But Macrame Owl Homestar, I give you a macrame dream catcher for Decemberween every year.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My point exactlyyyyyyy!

''{Homestar's skull appears over the macrame Homestar to the musical sting. Marzipan jumps back in surprise. Coach Z steps in.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Get back upstairs and cook my seventies dinner, woman!

''{Marzipan scowls and walks off.}''

'''COACH Z:''' And put on a pantsuit, fer cryin' out loud!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Halloween is ''{Cut to the Sad Kids approaching a house with a candy bag. A paper appears, with Strong Sad's words written on it.}'' very handy, for those with appetites for candy.

''{The paper disappears as a hand drops a piece of candy into the bag. The Sad Kids walk off.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Except for greedy trick-or-treaters...

''{Cut to Strong Mad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Like Strong Mad and The Cheat... ''{struggles for a rhyme}'' er...

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' CHECK OUT MY NEW TREAT BAG!

''{He indicates a dumpster with "TR[[Lowercase i's|i]]CK TREAT" spray-painted on it.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to the moon, panning back.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' All night long, they gathered sweets,

''{The dumpster comes into view. Candy is poured into it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And tossed upon the growing heap! When finally struck the midnight hour,

''{Strong Mad and The Cheat appear in the dumpster and start scarfing down candy. The Cheat disappears suddenly.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' 'Twas not just candy he devoured! ''{chuckles}''

''{Strong Mad chokes a little and yellow hairs fly out of his mouth.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' THE CHEAT? NOOOOOO!!!

''{Strong Mad's skull appears over his head, and The Cheat's over his stomach, for the musical sting.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's not macabre! ''{pronounced as "macab-er"}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad standing near the dumpster.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad eats The Cheat like four times a day! How do you think we give him baths?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, fine! ''{Strong Bad looks upwards left and right, in search of Strong Sad}'' Well, I saved the ''most'' macabre ''{exaggerated}'' for last!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd like to see you get macabré on mé!

''{Cut to the Compé. Strong Bad types Strong Sad's words.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Bad, as he always does, checks emails from his fans, what if,

''{Cut to behind the Compé.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' instead of boxing gloves, a pair of human hands?!

''{Strong Bad's hands are replaced by live-action human hands. Strong Bad recoils, knocking The Compé's monitor away. The hands' fingers continually move, except when in contact with the Compé's keyboard. The musical sting comes back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaahhh! I'm hideous! How will I ever type with these waggly knuckled monstrosities?!

''{He attempts to type, but fails. His skull appears over his head to the musical sting. Music begins. Fade out and back in to Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Now all have met their grisly fate, such horrors for you to see. Perchance next time they'll all think twice before not inviting me!

''{The lights suddenly come on, and Strong Sad looks up with a happy surprised face.}''

'''ALL:''' Happy Halloween, Strong Sad!

''{Cut back to show Strong Sad looking at all the other main characters except Homsar.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{His voice no longer exhibits the echo}'' A surprise party? Just for me?! Oh, you guys shouldn't have! You all really do care!

''{The characters all fall forward, revealed to be a giant cardboard cutout with the [[booOOMbox]] behind it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh. ''{to the viewer, nervously:}'' Heh, heh, you weren't really supposed to see that, uh... let's just flick the light back off, shall we?

''{He turns off the light. The words "the end." appear to music, with skulls of the characters appearing below it. Cut to a scene of all the characters standing around in the field.}''

==Easter Eggs==
* During the scene with Pom Pom and The Poopsmith in the field, click on The Poopsmith's Goron Ruby tattoo to see the Homsar Easter egg.

:''{Shows the clip of Homsar being crushed by the Heavy Lourde from [[homsar]].}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Crushed once by a Heavy Lourde in sbemail number two. To keep this little weirdo dead, only a heavy gourd will do!
:'''HOMSAR:''' My punjab has a pretty price-tag! ''{His bowler hat spins in midair and flies off the top of the screen}''
:''{A gourd marked "Heavy Gourd" comes down and crushes Homsar, then his skull flashes over where he used to be to the musical sting. His hat lands on top of the gourd.}''

*At the end, click on Strong Mad:
:'''STRONG MAD:''' MOVE-A MOVE-A!

*At the end, click on The Poopsmith:
:''{Homestar sings Saria's song from [[Wikipedia:The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time|The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time]] [[Singing Out Of Tune|slightly off-key]] as The Poopsmith dances}''

*At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''BUBS:''' Hey, Coach Z, you seen my wallet?
:'''COACH Z:''' Well, what does it look like?
:'''BUBS:''' It's the one that says "Bad business practices".

*At the end, click on The King of Town:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The King of Town ate the colonel's mustard, and the rope, and the parlor.
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I admit to only two thirds of that statement!

*At the end, click on Coach Z:
:'''COACH Z:''' Say, Marzipan, peep this: "You take two steps frorward and I'll take two steps back." Huh? No? I'm a cold-hearted snake? Rush rush? The Laker girls?

*At the end, click on The Cheat:
:''{The Cheat grabs his backside and pulls himself into the air. A stone podium inscribed "UNLESS" appears under The Cheat, and he flies away. The podium disappears and The Cheat reappears with a pop.}''

*At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:''{As he speaks, a face resembling the face of the moon in [[Legend of Zelda|The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask]] fades in and out repeatedly on the surface of the moon.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Oh no, the evil moon is crashing into the Earth again! What a totally un-frustrating way to play a video game!

*At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Run, Marzipan, Run—off of a cliff, preferably.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' You Kinder-Überraschung!

*At the end, click on Homestar:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, I'm just gonna save everybody some time and burn through these. ''{quickly}'' Pom Pom? Underwater orange juice man? Classic. Strong Bad? Scarecrow and Mrs. King? I would've preferred Jake and the Fat Man, but nice work. The Cheat as the thorax? Love it. Favorite part of the insect. Coach Z? Not sure if I wanna know the answer to this, but did you steal Mickey Mouse's pants? Marzipan, off-duty Ronald McDonald? It is what it is. And finally, Homestar, you seem to be distraught. ''{turns around}'' People try and make me sound a lot... weird, y'know, and I'm strong! And I can... kick... ''{lifts his leg to kick. It becomes the curled-up tangle it was during the toon.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Macabre|Macabre]] is a literary and artistic style characterized by its grim nature and details of death.
*[[Wikipedia:Macrame|Macrame]] is a form of textile-making using knotting rather than weaving or knitting.
*[[Wikipedia:Overhead|Overhead]] refers to a business's expenses that aren't tied to sales (e.g. rent, labor, utilities, advertising).

===Trivia===
*The [[FeedBurner Page#Ween - New Halloween Toon!|RSS description]] of this toon is:
<blockquote>'''Strong Sad says''' - At long last my prose takes center stage in our latest Halloween adventure! Witness my Lovecraftian/Poe-lian/Blochy opus, 'Doomy Tales of the Macabre!' Since I'm a notoriously bad prankster (although I thought replacing everyone's iodized salt with sea salt was pretty genius), I decided to go with what I know and hit everybody with my best weapon: weird gloomy fiction! No one is spared! All will suffer! Have a safe and pleasant Halloween!</blockquote>
*This is the first time Onion Bubs has spoken.
*This cartoon marks the first time that both Bubs and Onion Bubs were visible at the same time.
*This is the second time that a character has sported two different costumes in the same Halloween Toon: Strong Sad is wearing his Grim Reaper getup on the cover of his book.


===Skulls===

This is the first time we see all of the main characters' skulls. They give an insight to the characters' facial features.

*Strong Sad appears to have the most human skull.
*Coach Z and Pom Pom both lack a mouth and a lower jaw.
*Bubs has no lower jaw, just his teeth.
*Homsar's hat appears to be part of his skull.
*Homestar has a lower jaw, but no teeth. This is strange as in [[theme song]], Homestar is shown with teeth.
*Strong Mad's shoulders appear to be part of his head.
*Strong Bad's mask design is etched into his skull. This could back up the belief that Strong Bad's mask IS his face.

===Remarks===
*Many characters [[fourth wall breaks|break the fourth wall]] by speaking to Strong Sad as he narrates. Marzipan does so by misreading a cue card. Strong Bad also does so by typing what Strong Sad is narrating. Strong Sad does so by addressing the audience at the end.
*Strong Sad pronounces "chilled" as "[[-èd|chillèd"]].
*The patty on the McArby resembles that of the [[Blubb-O's|Thick 'n Nasty]].
*Marzipan wears a tank top in this Toon, revealing her skin. This adds to the theory that her body is skirt-shaped (see also: [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]).
*This cartoon suggests that both Coach Z and Homestar have toes.
*"Boyfriend" Coach Z appearing with Macrame Owl Homestar is a strange and subtle case of a [[duplicate character]].
*Even though Strong Mad coughs up The Cheat's hair, he doesn't seem to eat The Cheat (The Cheat doesn't appear to go into Strong Mad's Mouth).
*This toon suggests that Strong Bad has a wireless keyboard.
*The Compé was purchased with, and has been shown with, a mouse. However, it appears to be absent in this toon, though it could have fallen off the desk with the Compé itself.
*When Strong Bad's Gloves turn into hands, the hands don't seem to be attached to his body at all.
*Strong Bad mentions "the parlor" in the King of Town's Easter egg, but this is not one of the rooms included in the game [[Wikipedia:Cluedo|Clue]], on which the King of Town's costume is based.
*When Homsar's skull is shown, his hat is seen as if it were part of his skull.
*Strong Sad's not being invited to Halloween parties could be a reference to [[Homestarloween Party]], in which he so depresses the other guests that Marzipan bans him from future parties.

===Goofs===
*The Poopsmith is dressed as Darunia, but the tag at the end says that he is "King Dirunia". In addition to the spelling error, Darunia (though the leader of the Gorons) is not a king. The Gorons in Goron City refer to him only as "Big Brother".
*Homsar's hat is dressed up for Halloween, but at the end, he is wearing his normal bowler hat.
*"Poopsmith" and "Popsmith" are both missing the "s" when they are written on the parchment paper.

===Glitches===
*As with all years, the cursor can hover over Homsar to bring up his name and costume while characters give their Easter egg speeches, which is not possible for any other characters. This is due to Homsar being added in over the movie clip, and not affected by the rendering level that the others are in.

===Inside References===
*Bubs' Concession Stand also turned into Bubs's head in the [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!|2005 April Fools' Day special]].
*The dispenser of "TOXIC WASTE" appears to be the the dispenser of "Green Apple" snow cone flavor Strong Bad pierced with a pencil in [[DNA Evidence]] with the label covered up.
*Strong Bad's fate is having to type with [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|human hands]].
*The dooms written by Strong Sad involve the [[death]]s of several characters.
*The King Of Town's "death" is by [[stew]].
*Strong Sad mentions that Homsar was killed by the [[Heavy Lourde]] in [[homsar|sbemail number 2]].
*Homestar has trouble [[What are you supposed to be?|identifying the costumes]].
*Strong Sad's pronunciation of "macabre" is [[Foreign Words|irregular]].
*Strong Sad suggests that Strong Mad [[The Cheat being eaten|eats the Cheat]].
*The King of Town's skull image resembles the logo for [[the Municipality]].
*This toon is done in the style of the poetry of [[Edgar Allan Poe]].
*Strong Bad previously showed his inability to type with fingers in email [[fingers]].
*Strong Sad is seen [[Strong Sad Smiling|smiling]].
*Coach Z says [[Jorb]].
*Homsar was previously referred to as "this little weirdo" in [[different town]].
*Strong Sad was first seen as the [[Grim Reaper]] in [[Experimental Film]].
*The hand that gives the Sad Kids candy was previously seen in [[hygiene]] and [[Career Day]].
*Homsar dressing up as Little Orphan Annie is another example of [[cross-dressing]].
*Strong Sad says "Grrrreetings" the same way he did in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Kinder Surprise|Kinder-Überraschung]] has been referenced very briefly in [[alternate universe]].
*Strong Bad was previously shown being horrified by bare human hands in [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]].

===Real-World References===
[[File:Majora's Moon.png|thumb|300px|What a totally unfrustrating likeness!]]
*McArby is a [[portmanteau]] of [[McDonald's]] and [[Wikipedia:Arby's|Arby's]].
*Strong Bad's comment about the moon falling refers to ''[[The Legend of Zelda|The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask]]'', in which, the moon would come crashing down after 3 in-game days (about 54-72 minutes real-world time, under normal conditions), causing a game over unless Link reset time using the Ocarina of Time. His comment about it being a "totally unfrustrating" manner of play refers to how this time limit and limited saving caused frustration among some gamers having to repeat similar parts of the game frequently as well as a feeling of being rushed. The face on the moon as he says this resembles the one in the game.
*The song that Homestar sings and the Poopsmith dances to is Saria's Song from [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time|The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time]]. In this game, the player must make Goron Chieftain Darunia dance to this song. This tune also plays in different locations in various later games in the series.
*Pom Pom is dressed as an enemy from the Namco game Dig Dug. The way the Poopsmith inflates and pops him with a pump is the same as how enemies are killed in the game.
*Marzipan says "Crystal, crystal, on the ball," a reference to the line "Magic mirror, on the wall" from [[Wikipedia: Snow White|Snow White]], which was mistakenly interpreted as "Mirror, mirror, on the wall."
*When you click on Homestar at the end of the toon, the Easter Egg wraps up with him claiming to be strong and able to kick. This, along with Homestar's costume, is a reference to Crispin Glover's 1987 [[Wikipedia:Crispin Glover#Late Night appearance|appearance on "Late Night with David Letterman"]] where he kicked at Letterman.
*Coach Z's Easter egg makes heavy reference to [[Wikipedia:Paula Abdul|Paula Abdul]], including her songs "[[Wikipedia:Opposites Attract|Opposites Attract]]", "Cold Hearted Snake", and "Rush Rush". [[Wikipedia:MC Skat Kat|MC Skat Kat]] first appeared in Abdul's "Opposites Attract" video. Paula Abdul was also once a [[Wikipedia:Laker Girls|Laker girl]].
*Strong Bad's quote "Run, Marzipan, Run" is based on the source of Marzipan's costume, the [[German]] movie ''[[Wikipedia:Run Lola Run|Run Lola Run]]''.
**Marzipan's reply, "You [[Wikipedia:Kinder Surprise|Kinder-Überraschung]]!" refers to the German confection also known as "Kinder Surprise" or "Kinder Egg".
*Bubs' Easter egg is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Pulp Fiction (film)|Pulp Fiction]]'', where his costume, Jules, originated from. Jules had a wallet saying a similar, but vulgar phrase on it.
**Bubs pulling the brain from his hair is a reference to another scene from ''Pulp Fiction''.
*[[Wikipedia:Scarecrow and Mrs. King|Scarecrow and Mrs. King]] was a US TV series that ran from 1983 and 1987 about the adventures of a spy and a divorced housewife.
*[[Wikipedia:Jake and the Fatman|Jake and the Fatman]] was a US TV series that ran from 1987 to 1992 about a prosecuting attorney and an investigator.
*The Cheat "lifts himself up by the seat of his pants" and "takes leave of this place... without leaving a trace", leaving only a pile of rocks bearing the word "UNLESS", just as The Lorax does.
**There is also a Thneed lying at The Cheat's feet when he is first shown. A Thneed is a product made from the Lorax's beloved Truffula Trees, and which (claims the Once-Ler, the book's villain) "everyone, everyone, everyone needs".
*When Strong Mad says "MOVE-A MOVE-A", it is a reference to a lyric spoken in the Dire Straits song and video "[[Wikipedia:Money for Nothing|Money for Nothing]]".
*Homsar is dressed as [[Wikipedia:Little Orphan Annie|Little Orphan Annie]], and his line refers to "Punjab", a recurring character from that comic strip.
*Strong Bad's remarks about the King of Town's costume reflect the format of Clue (who, what, and where), on which the King of Town's costume is based.
*Strong Sad's RSS entry refers to [[Edgar Allan Poe]], [[Wikipedia:H. P. Lovecraft|H. P. Lovecraft]] and [[Wikipedia:Robert Bloch|Robert Bloch]].

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Doomy Tales of the Macabre

Cwf123 — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:51:14 GMT

Cwf123:

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[[File:GloomyTalesOfTheMacabre.png|thumb|Doomy Tales]]

Strong Sad takes control this year!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, [[Onion Bubs]], {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Bad}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Sad Kids}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}

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'''Places:''' [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Field]], [[The Halloween House]], [[Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Thursday, October 29, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:57

'''Page Title:''' Available wherever doomy books are sold!

==Transcript==
''{Open to an almost-entirely black screen, with a window in the corner. As the following words are said, they are written at the bottom of the screen in red.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{He has a slight echo throughout the toon, unless noted.}'' One chilled ''{said as "chillèd"}'' Hallow's Eve I rose,

''{Strong Sad steps out of the shadows. The next line is not written on the screen.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And sat right down to writing,

''{He sits down as a desk moves in to view, with a paper and inkwell on it. He pulls out a pen and takes it to the paper.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' For none had bothered to propose, to their parties, my inviting.

''{Cut back to another mostly-black screen with another window. Strong Sad is seen writing at the desk in white silhouette. The words are again written in red.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So I crafted such a macabre ''{said in an exaggerated fashion}'' tale there in my darkened room

''{Cut to a closeup of Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' To achieve literary justice, and send each to their DOOOOM! ''{As he says the final word, his skull image appears over his head, the screen glows slightly green, and a musical sting is heard.}''

''{To music, a book entitled "DOOMY TALES OF THE MACABRE by S. Sad" appears. On the cover, Strong Sad is dressed as the grim reaper and laughing. In front of him lie skulls of other main characters.}''

''{Cut to the exterior of the King of Town's castle. One window is brightly lit. The camera zooms in on that window.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' We start with the most expendable. Grrrreetings, ''{with the R rolled}'' King of Town!

''{Cut to inside the castle, where the King of Town is slowly sinking into a giant boiling pot.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' For this glutton, a stew of mutton in which to slowly drown!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I thought these were Tales of the McArby: ''{A book appears with "TALES OF THE McARBY" on it, showing an enormous hamburger.}'' the mythical fast-food crossover sandwich of legend!

''{The book disappears. The King of Town is now mostly submerged. He gurgles a bit and munches on the mutton on the way down. The King of Town's skull, in the shape of The Municipality logo, appears over his head as he sinks, to a musical sting. Cut to an image of a crystal ball.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' What's this? ''{Marzipan walks up to the crystal, and a distorted reflection of her is visible in it.}'' The fair maid Marzipan considering a brand new man?

''{Homestar leans in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan! Have you seen my toenail clippings? I left them right on top of your toothbrush.

''{Marzipan glares at Homestar for a moment, and then into the crystal.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Crystal, crystal, on the ball, I need a better boyfriend, y'all!

''{Closeup on the ball, which is glowing. A buzzing sound is heard.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' But the gypsy forces she invoked decided they would play a joke!

''{The ball flashes to a thunderclap. Cut to Homestar, but pan immediately so that only his shadow is visible.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' AaaaaaaaAAAAAAA...

''{His shadow and voice both shift to match Coach Z's}''

'''COACH Z:''' AAAAARRAOOOOOORR!

''{Pan back over to Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey there, my little love jorb! ''{Holds up his foot, which is encased in a shoe that's falling apart. It's stained and some hairs are on it.}'' These bunions, corns, and calluses aren't gonna pumice themselves!

''{Cut to Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{halfheartedly; her skull appears over her face to the musical sting}'' Nuuuuuuu... Oh, wait, ''{squinting}'' what's that say? ''{The skull appears to the musical sting again.}'' Nooooooooo!

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is in silhouette. The top of the screen resembles the paper Strong Sad is writing on, and Strong Sad's line is written on it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And now we join a man obse—

'''COACH Z:''' ''{interrupting}'' Hey, ''{Sudden cut back to Coach Z.}'' what abrat ''my'' doom?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Um, you're already Coach Z. No sense in beating a dead horse.

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, good point!

''{Coach Z's skull appears over his face to the musical sting. Cut back to the Concession Stand, the same as before.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And now we join a man obsessed with sales and liquidation,

''{Cut to inside the Stand. Bubs is concocting some sort of potion with a complicated device. He has some bubble gum in his costume's wig. A bottle of "TOXIC WASTE" is sitting near him.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dabbling with fiendish tests and genetic experimentation.

'''BUBS:''' I'll just take this piece of brain from my wig... ''{grabs the bubble gum and throws it into the concoction. Strong Sad's face appears in the top-left corner of the screen.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' But you all know how these things go, with unnatural creations.

''{Cut back outside the Stand.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' A puff of smoke! ''{smoke appears}'' A greenish glow! ''{the space inside the Stand turns green}'' Voila! Horrible abomination!

''{A giant puff of smoke appears. The text on the stand has been replaced with Bubs-like eyes, and teeth resembling Bubs' teeth hang above the stand's window. Bubs, now clearly visible, looks up at this. The stand growls and the teeth shake.}''

'''BUBS:''' Aw, this was supposed to ''reduce'' my overhead! Not turn ''into'' my head!

''{The teeth chomp at Bubs, severing his head from his body. The head, with Xs in place of eyes, flies forward and lands in front of Onion Bubs.}''

'''ONION BUBS:''' Welcome to ''my'' world! ''{cackles with an...}'' Ehhhhh-heheheheheheeeeeeeh!

''{Bubs' skull appears over his head to a musical sting. Cut to Pom Pom and the Poopsmith in the middle of the field.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' These two no-talkers need to go!

''{A piece of paper comes down from the top of the screen; both characters look at it. "Poopmith" is written on it over Strong Sad's next line.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Let's eliminate a Poopsmith O!

''{The word on the paper becomes "POpmith". A tire pump from Dig Dug appears in front of the Poopsmith. The Poopsmith looks at it and starts pumping it. As he does, a tube connects from it to Pom Pom. Pom Pom becomes pixelated and grows bigger, until he pops. Crickets chirp for a moment.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover, unsure}'' Oh, uh, and Pom Pom was filled with a deadly gas... ''{a cloud of gas appears where Pom Pom was}'' that killed the Popsmith...really...fast.

''{The Poopsmith suddenly falls over onto the tire pump. His skull appears over his head, and Pom Pom's over his cloud, with a really fast musical sting. Cut to Homestar running in the field.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Homestar Runner, fast like the whind, but how fast can he run when his knees can't bend?

''{As Homestar passes a tree, his legs straighten out to a musical sting. He keeps running, albeit slower, anyway.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oooh! Hey, this ain't so bad! ''{Hearts appear over his head}'' Gives me the good thoughts, you know.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well, I'll revise, then, if you please. What if each leg had several knees?

''{A flash of light and musical sting as Homestar's legs become curved and tangled. Nonetheless, he shuffles along anyway.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, great! It's like I'm wadin' through puddin' with every step! And everyone knows how much the Homestar Runner loves wadin' through puddin'. ''{Zoom in on Homestar, who stops.}'' Strong Sad, these doomy tales of macrame aren't very scary. ''{He walks forward.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, there's an idea!

''{Cut to the dark room where Strong Sad is writing, now silhouetted in gray. Homestar shuffles in as a white silhouette. The words are written on the bottom of the screen again.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' A crafty fad, once loved by all. I'll hang you on a '70s basement wall!

''{Suddenly, the background becomes a yellow wallpaper, and Homestar becomes a macrame owl hanging on it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{terrified}'' Oh no! Macrame! My worst nightmare!

''{Marzipan steps forward.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' But Macrame Owl Homestar, I give you a macrame dream catcher for Decemberween every year.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My point exactlyyyyyyy!

''{Homestar's skull appears over the macrame Homestar to the musical sting. Marzipan jumps back in surprise. Coach Z steps in.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Get back upstairs and cook my seventies dinner, woman!

''{Marzipan scowls and walks off.}''

'''COACH Z:''' And put on a pantsuit, fer cryin' out loud!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Halloween is ''{Cut to the Sad Kids approaching a house with a candy bag. A paper appears, with Strong Sad's words written on it.}'' very handy, for those with appetites for candy.

''{The paper disappears as a hand drops a piece of candy into the bag. The Sad Kids walk off.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Except for greedy trick-or-treaters...

''{Cut to Strong Mad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Like Strong Mad and The Cheat... ''{struggles for a rhyme}'' er...

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' CHECK OUT MY NEW TREAT BAG!

''{He indicates a dumpster with "TR[[Lowercase i's|i]]CK TREAT" spray-painted on it.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to the moon, panning back.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' All night long, they gathered sweets,

''{The dumpster comes into view. Candy is poured into it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And tossed upon the growing heap! When finally struck the midnight hour,

''{Strong Mad and The Cheat appear in the dumpster and start scarfing down candy. The Cheat disappears suddenly.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' 'Twas not just candy he devoured! ''{chuckles}''

''{Strong Mad chokes a little and yellow hairs fly out of his mouth.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' THE CHEAT? NOOOOOO!!!

''{Strong Mad's skull appears over his head, and The Cheat's over his stomach, for the musical sting.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's not macabre! ''{pronounced as "macab-er"}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad standing near the dumpster.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad eats The Cheat like four times a day! How do you think we give him baths?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, fine! ''{Strong Bad looks upwards left and right, in search of Strong Sad}'' Well, I saved the ''most'' macabre ''{exaggerated}'' for last!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd like to see you get macabré on mé!

''{Cut to the Compé. Strong Bad types Strong Sad's words.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Bad, as he always does, checks emails from his fans, what if,

''{Cut to behind the Compé.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' instead of boxing gloves, a pair of human hands?!

''{Strong Bad's hands are replaced by live-action human hands. Strong Bad recoils, knocking The Compé's monitor away. The hands' fingers continually move, except when in contact with the Compé's keyboard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaahhh! I'm hideous! How will I ever type with these waggly knuckled monstrosities?!

''{He attempts to type, but fails. His skull appears over his head to the musical sting. Fade out and back in to Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Now all have met their grisly fate, such horrors for you to see. Perchance next time they'll all think twice before not inviting me!

''{The lights suddenly come on, and Strong Sad looks up with a happy surprised face.}''

'''ALL:''' Happy Halloween, Strong Sad!

''{Cut back to show Strong Sad looking at all the other main characters except Homsar.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{His voice no longer exhibits the echo}'' A surprise party? Just for me?! Oh, you guys shouldn't have! You all really do care!

''{The characters all fall forward, revealed to be a giant cardboard cutout with the [[booOOMbox]] behind it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh. ''{to the viewer, nervously:}'' Heh, heh, you weren't really supposed to see that, uh... let's just flick the light back off, shall we?

''{He turns off the light. The words "the end." appear to music, with skulls of the characters appearing below it. Cut to a scene of all the characters standing around in the field.}''

==Easter Eggs==
* During the scene with Pom Pom and The Poopsmith in the field, click on The Poopsmith's Goron Ruby tattoo to see the Homsar Easter egg.

:''{Shows the clip of Homsar being crushed by the Heavy Lourde from [[homsar]].}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Crushed once by a Heavy Lourde in sbemail number two. To keep this little weirdo dead, only a heavy gourd will do!
:'''HOMSAR:''' My punjab has a pretty price-tag! ''{His bowler hat spins in midair and flies off the top of the screen}''
:''{A gourd marked "Heavy Gourd" comes down and crushes Homsar, then his skull flashes over where he used to be to the musical sting. His hat lands on top of the gourd.}''

*At the end, click on Strong Mad:
:'''STRONG MAD:''' MOVE-A MOVE-A!

*At the end, click on The Poopsmith:
:''{Homestar sings Saria's song from [[Wikipedia:The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time|The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time]] [[Singing Out Of Tune|slightly off-key]] as The Poopsmith dances}''

*At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''BUBS:''' Hey, Coach Z, you seen my wallet?
:'''COACH Z:''' Well, what does it look like?
:'''BUBS:''' It's the one that says "Bad business practices".

*At the end, click on The King of Town:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The King of Town ate the colonel's mustard, and the rope, and the parlor.
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I admit to only two thirds of that statement!

*At the end, click on Coach Z:
:'''COACH Z:''' Say, Marzipan, peep this: "You take two steps frorward and I'll take two steps back." Huh? No? I'm a cold-hearted snake? Rush rush? The Laker girls?

*At the end, click on The Cheat:
:''{The Cheat grabs his backside and pulls himself into the air. A stone podium inscribed "UNLESS" appears under The Cheat, and he flies away. The podium disappears and The Cheat reappears with a pop.}''

*At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:''{As he speaks, a face resembling the face of the moon in [[Legend of Zelda|The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask]] fades in and out repeatedly on the surface of the moon.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Oh no, the evil moon is crashing into the Earth again! What a totally un-frustrating way to play a video game!

*At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Run, Marzipan, Run—off of a cliff, preferably.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' You Kinder-Überraschung!

*At the end, click on Homestar:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, I'm just gonna save everybody some time and burn through these. ''{quickly}'' Pom Pom? Underwater orange juice man? Classic. Strong Bad? Scarecrow and Mrs. King? I would've preferred Jake and the Fat Man, but nice work. The Cheat as the thorax? Love it. Favorite part of the insect. Coach Z? Not sure if I wanna know the answer to this, but did you steal Mickey Mouse's pants? Marzipan, off-duty Ronald McDonald? It is what it is. And finally, Homestar, you seem to be distraught. ''{turns around}'' People try and make me sound a lot... weird, y'know, and I'm strong! And I can... kick... ''{lifts his leg to kick. It becomes the curled-up tangle it was during the toon.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Macabre|Macabre]] is a literary and artistic style characterized by its grim nature and details of death.
*[[Wikipedia:Macrame|Macrame]] is a form of textile-making using knotting rather than weaving or knitting.
*[[Wikipedia:Overhead|Overhead]] refers to a business's expenses that aren't tied to sales (e.g. rent, labor, utilities, advertising).

===Trivia===
*The [[FeedBurner Page#Ween - New Halloween Toon!|RSS description]] of this toon is:
<blockquote>'''Strong Sad says''' - At long last my prose takes center stage in our latest Halloween adventure! Witness my Lovecraftian/Poe-lian/Blochy opus, 'Doomy Tales of the Macabre!' Since I'm a notoriously bad prankster (although I thought replacing everyone's iodized salt with sea salt was pretty genius), I decided to go with what I know and hit everybody with my best weapon: weird gloomy fiction! No one is spared! All will suffer! Have a safe and pleasant Halloween!</blockquote>
*This is the first time Onion Bubs has spoken.
*This cartoon marks the first time that both Bubs and Onion Bubs were visible at the same time.
*This is the second time that a character has sported two different costumes in the same Halloween Toon: Strong Sad is wearing his Grim Reaper getup on the cover of his book.


===Skulls===

This is the first time we see all of the main characters' skulls. They give an insight to the characters' facial features.

*Strong Sad appears to have the most human skull.
*Coach Z and Pom Pom both lack a mouth and a lower jaw.
*Bubs has no lower jaw, just his teeth.
*Homsar's hat appears to be part of his skull.
*Homestar has a lower jaw, but no teeth. This is strange as in [[theme song]], Homestar is shown with teeth.
*Strong Mad's shoulders appear to be part of his head.
*Strong Bad's mask design is etched into his skull. This could back up the belief that Strong Bad's mask IS his face.

===Remarks===
*Many characters [[fourth wall breaks|break the fourth wall]] by speaking to Strong Sad as he narrates. Marzipan does so by misreading a cue card. Strong Bad also does so by typing what Strong Sad is narrating. Strong Sad does so by addressing the audience at the end.
*Strong Sad pronounces "chilled" as "[[-èd|chillèd"]].
*The patty on the McArby resembles that of the [[Blubb-O's|Thick 'n Nasty]].
*Marzipan wears a tank top in this Toon, revealing her skin. This adds to the theory that her body is skirt-shaped (see also: [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]).
*This cartoon suggests that both Coach Z and Homestar have toes.
*"Boyfriend" Coach Z appearing with Macrame Owl Homestar is a strange and subtle case of a [[duplicate character]].
*Even though Strong Mad coughs up The Cheat's hair, he doesn't seem to eat The Cheat (The Cheat doesn't appear to go into Strong Mad's Mouth).
*This toon suggests that Strong Bad has a wireless keyboard.
*The Compé was purchased with, and has been shown with, a mouse. However, it appears to be absent in this toon, though it could have fallen off the desk with the Compé itself.
*When Strong Bad's Gloves turn into hands, the hands don't seem to be attached to his body at all.
*Strong Bad mentions "the parlor" in the King of Town's Easter egg, but this is not one of the rooms included in the game [[Wikipedia:Cluedo|Clue]], on which the King of Town's costume is based.
*When Homsar's skull is shown, his hat is seen as if it were part of his skull.
*Strong Sad's not being invited to Halloween parties could be a reference to [[Homestarloween Party]], in which he so depresses the other guests that Marzipan bans him from future parties.

===Goofs===
*The Poopsmith is dressed as Darunia, but the tag at the end says that he is "King Dirunia". In addition to the spelling error, Darunia (though the leader of the Gorons) is not a king. The Gorons in Goron City refer to him only as "Big Brother".
*Homsar's hat is dressed up for Halloween, but at the end, he is wearing his normal bowler hat.
*"Poopsmith" and "Popsmith" are both missing the "s" when they are written on the parchment paper.

===Glitches===
*As with all years, the cursor can hover over Homsar to bring up his name and costume while characters give their Easter egg speeches, which is not possible for any other characters. This is due to Homsar being added in over the movie clip, and not affected by the rendering level that the others are in.

===Inside References===
*Bubs' Concession Stand also turned into Bubs's head in the [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!|2005 April Fools' Day special]].
*The dispenser of "TOXIC WASTE" appears to be the the dispenser of "Green Apple" snow cone flavor Strong Bad pierced with a pencil in [[DNA Evidence]] with the label covered up.
*Strong Bad's fate is having to type with [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|human hands]].
*The dooms written by Strong Sad involve the [[death]]s of several characters.
*The King Of Town's "death" is by [[stew]].
*Strong Sad mentions that Homsar was killed by the [[Heavy Lourde]] in [[homsar|sbemail number 2]].
*Homestar has trouble [[What are you supposed to be?|identifying the costumes]].
*Strong Sad's pronunciation of "macabre" is [[Foreign Words|irregular]].
*Strong Sad suggests that Strong Mad [[The Cheat being eaten|eats the Cheat]].
*The King of Town's skull image resembles the logo for [[the Municipality]].
*This toon is done in the style of the poetry of [[Edgar Allan Poe]].
*Strong Bad previously showed his inability to type with fingers in email [[fingers]].
*Strong Sad is seen [[Strong Sad Smiling|smiling]].
*Coach Z says [[Jorb]].
*Homsar was previously referred to as "this little weirdo" in [[different town]].
*Strong Sad was first seen as the [[Grim Reaper]] in [[Experimental Film]].
*The hand that gives the Sad Kids candy was previously seen in [[hygiene]] and [[Career Day]].
*Homsar dressing up as Little Orphan Annie is another example of [[cross-dressing]].
*Strong Sad says "Grrrreetings" the same way he did in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Kinder Surprise|Kinder-Überraschung]] has been referenced very briefly in [[alternate universe]].
*Strong Bad was previously shown being horrified by bare human hands in [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]].

===Real-World References===
[[File:Majora's Moon.png|thumb|300px|What a totally unfrustrating likeness!]]
*McArby is a [[portmanteau]] of [[McDonald's]] and [[Wikipedia:Arby's|Arby's]].
*Strong Bad's comment about the moon falling refers to ''[[The Legend of Zelda|The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask]]'', in which, the moon would come crashing down after 3 in-game days (about 54-72 minutes real-world time, under normal conditions), causing a game over unless Link reset time using the Ocarina of Time. His comment about it being a "totally unfrustrating" manner of play refers to how this time limit and limited saving caused frustration among some gamers having to repeat similar parts of the game frequently as well as a feeling of being rushed. The face on the moon as he says this resembles the one in the game.
*The song that Homestar sings and the Poopsmith dances to is Saria's Song from [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time|The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time]]. In this game, the player must make Goron Chieftain Darunia dance to this song. This tune also plays in different locations in various later games in the series.
*Pom Pom is dressed as an enemy from the Namco game Dig Dug. The way the Poopsmith inflates and pops him with a pump is the same as how enemies are killed in the game.
*Marzipan says "Crystal, crystal, on the ball," a reference to the line "Magic mirror, on the wall" from [[Wikipedia: Snow White|Snow White]], which was mistakenly interpreted as "Mirror, mirror, on the wall."
*When you click on Homestar at the end of the toon, the Easter Egg wraps up with him claiming to be strong and able to kick. This, along with Homestar's costume, is a reference to Crispin Glover's 1987 [[Wikipedia:Crispin Glover#Late Night appearance|appearance on "Late Night with David Letterman"]] where he kicked at Letterman.
*Coach Z's Easter egg makes heavy reference to [[Wikipedia:Paula Abdul|Paula Abdul]], including her songs "[[Wikipedia:Opposites Attract|Opposites Attract]]", "Cold Hearted Snake", and "Rush Rush". [[Wikipedia:MC Skat Kat|MC Skat Kat]] first appeared in Abdul's "Opposites Attract" video. Paula Abdul was also once a [[Wikipedia:Laker Girls|Laker girl]].
*Strong Bad's quote "Run, Marzipan, Run" is based on the source of Marzipan's costume, the [[German]] movie ''[[Wikipedia:Run Lola Run|Run Lola Run]]''.
**Marzipan's reply, "You [[Wikipedia:Kinder Surprise|Kinder-Überraschung]]!" refers to the German confection also known as "Kinder Surprise" or "Kinder Egg".
*Bubs' Easter egg is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Pulp Fiction (film)|Pulp Fiction]]'', where his costume, Jules, originated from. Jules had a wallet saying a similar, but vulgar phrase on it.
**Bubs pulling the brain from his hair is a reference to another scene from ''Pulp Fiction''.
*[[Wikipedia:Scarecrow and Mrs. King|Scarecrow and Mrs. King]] was a US TV series that ran from 1983 and 1987 about the adventures of a spy and a divorced housewife.
*[[Wikipedia:Jake and the Fatman|Jake and the Fatman]] was a US TV series that ran from 1987 to 1992 about a prosecuting attorney and an investigator.
*The Cheat "lifts himself up by the seat of his pants" and "takes leave of this place... without leaving a trace", leaving only a pile of rocks bearing the word "UNLESS", just as The Lorax does.
**There is also a Thneed lying at The Cheat's feet when he is first shown. A Thneed is a product made from the Lorax's beloved Truffula Trees, and which (claims the Once-Ler, the book's villain) "everyone, everyone, everyone needs".
*When Strong Mad says "MOVE-A MOVE-A", it is a reference to a lyric spoken in the Dire Straits song and video "[[Wikipedia:Money for Nothing|Money for Nothing]]".
*Homsar is dressed as [[Wikipedia:Little Orphan Annie|Little Orphan Annie]], and his line refers to "Punjab", a recurring character from that comic strip.
*Strong Bad's remarks about the King of Town's costume reflect the format of Clue (who, what, and where), on which the King of Town's costume is based.
*Strong Sad's RSS entry refers to [[Edgar Allan Poe]], [[Wikipedia:H. P. Lovecraft|H. P. Lovecraft]] and [[Wikipedia:Robert Bloch|Robert Bloch]].

==External Links==
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[[Category:Books]]

Pizza

Cwf123 — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:21:36 GMT

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[[Image:bluelazerpizza.PNG|thumb|220px|"Shut it! Pizza can't talk!"]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Pizza|Pizza]]''' is popular in almost all parts of the world and also probably with [[The Brothers Chaps]], as evident by the abundance of its appearances.
== Appearances ==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]] — [[The King of Town]]'s first attempt at calling Marzipan is interrupted when the pizza he ordered arrives.
*Email [[stand-up]] — [[Lil' Strong Bad]] compares cafeteria pizza to cardboard.
*[[Everybody to the Limit]] — [[Strong Bad]] is so impressed by the video, he tells [[The Cheat]] "I'm buyin' you a pizza!"
*Email [[crazy cartoon]] — Strong Bad isn't sure The Cheat's cartoon deserves either pizza or a [[trophy]], but it may deserve a pizza-trophy.
*Email [[privileges]] — The Cheat exercises his pizza topping privileges by ordering a pizza with mushrooms and Pop Tarts from [[Bubs' Old Pizza]].
*Email [[anything]] — [[Homestar Runner]] says he once made breakfast out of cold pizza and half and half.
*Email [[mile]] — [[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Bad reveals that The Cheat is available for proms and pizza parties.
*[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] — The liner booklet that comes with the CD has a poster for [[The Kinda Long-Haired Band]] promising "After Party @ Wild's Pizza!".
*Email [[kind of cool]] — Strong Bad thinks [[Senor Cardgage]]'s [[Aldi Bag]] may have cold pizza in it.
*Email [[pizzaz]] — Strong Bad accidentally says and types the word "pizzas" instead of "pizzaz".
*[[Sketchbook (video)]] — One of the early [[Trogdor]]s has a melting pizza face.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — A box of "Bubs' Old Pizza" lies on the floor of the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The School|The school]] is serving a breadtangle of pizza for lunch. An Easter egg also shows a breadpazoid, breadallelogram, and brhombus.
*Email [[rock opera]] — The word "pizza" from the email stand-up is heard, and several pizzas appear in the background
*[[Family Resemblence]] — Strong Bad expresses his desire to watch a movie, order some pizza, and play board games with [[Pom Pom]] and his [[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family|hypothetical family]].
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] — One of the techniques [[Gunhaver]] teaches the [[Cheat Commandos]] in dealing with inappropriate peer-to-teen choice behaviors is to envision your inappropriators as giant slices of pizza, while [[Reynold]] confesses he has never had pizza before. [[Blue Laser Commander]] and one of his [[Blue Laser Minion|minions]] later dress up as actual giant pizza slices.
*[[Awexome Cross]] — The Cheat finally gets his pizza-trophy.
*[[Mellow Mushroom]] — The whole site is pizza-themed for a chain of pizza restaurants.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — When [[Strong Mad]], Strong Sad and The Cheat catch him [[Making Out|making out]] with a picture of [[The Ugly One]], Strong Bad claims it's a piece of pizza.
*[[KOT's VOQPCS!]] — [[The Little Chef Guy]] delivers a pizza to [[The King of Town's Castle]].
*Email [[your funeral]] - Homestar reads phone book ads for pizza places, including one for "Acupuncture and Pizza".
*Email [[bike thief]] — Bubs gives Strong Bad (dressed as a bush) a box of [[Bubs' Old Pizza]] at his request.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Bad forms a pizza joint called [[The Pizz]] and a website for making virtual pizza people.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Bad says that the natural slumber party food is an exorbitant amount of pizza.
*[[Rap Song]] — [[Coach Z]] pays The Cheat in chin strap pizza.
*Email [[pet show]] — In a variaton of the expression "It's gonna be a piece of [[cake]]", Strong Bad tells The Cheat that the pet show will be "a piece of novelty dessert pizza".
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] — Strong Bad is excited to find pizza, but Strong Mad informs him it is three weeks old.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — [[Marzipan]] brings pizza with vegetables on it to the party.
*[[Trudgemank]] — The Cheat puts his pizza trophy on his desk at the end.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — [[Dangeresque]] mentions hunting for some [[The Beatles|Sergeant Pepper-oni's]] Pizza Palace tokens.
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 1]] — Gunhaver mentioned getting pizza and Gunhaver, Silent Rip and Crackotage work at "Jaded Teen Pizza".
[[Category:Generic food and drinks]]

Blubb-O's Commercial

Cwf123 — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:37:33 GMT

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[[Image:Blubb-OsCommercial.png|thumb|"Register does not contain more than fifty doctors."]]
Come the heck down to Blubb-O's!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Drive-Thru Whale}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Peacey P}}, {{film|Bubs}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Strong Badia]] ([[Behind the Fence]]), [[Blubb-O's]], [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, March 10, 2008

'''Running time:''' 1:53

'''Page title:''' See Participating Stores for Details!
==Transcript==

''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat are walking along behind the fence in Strong Badia. Corny advertisement music plays quietly under them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{haltingly, as a bad actor}'' Man, you guys! All this walking around behind the fence being a young person sure has gotten my hunger all up in a dander!

''{Suddenly, the Drive-Thru Whale shoots up from the ground in front of them}''

'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Relinquish your pipes please, fellas!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{exaggeratedly}'' Relinquish our pipes? We'd love to!

''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all start laughing. The scene fades slightly as a huge Blubb-O's logo comes on screen, with the words "Come The Heck Down" written underneath.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Come the heck down to Blubb-O's and try your dang self the Blubb-O's Classic.

''{The scene changes to a red background and a burger appears, with a label below saying "Classic" when the announcer names it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' The Original. The Regular. The New Original. The Old Classic.

''{Each time the announcer mentions another burger, the burger's image flips horizontally and a label with the new burger's name stacks on top of the previous ones. Then, a huge deep-fried triangle of fish appears between a burger bun, and another label appears over the others saying "Isosceles Fish Sandwich??"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich. Wait, fish sandwich? ''{A record scratch and the music stops.}'' We have a fish sandwich? Has anybody ever ordered that thing?

''{A beep is heard as the scene cuts abruptly to a kitchen with a lettuce, two onions, and two tomatoes lying on a counter top.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' At Blubb-O's, all our vegetables are hand tossed through a refreshing cascade of water, and chopped in mid air.

''{As the announcer mentions this, the vegetables are thrown through a waterfall and chopped in half with a knife. The scene then changes to a Blubb-O's restaurant counter, with Homestar behind it, looking exhausted, wearing a yellow deli-style hat with the Drive-Thru Whale on it and a yellow apron.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome the crap to Blubb-O's. Would you like to try a combo meal ''{holds up a Blubb-O's meal bag}'', some Chipotle Potato Nudules ''{holds up a small paper dish with some [[French Fries|fries]]}'', or our Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Mocha-Chip Meltshake? ''{holds up a cup with some cocoa beans and the word "PREMIUM" printed on it}''

''{The camera cuts to Marzipan on the other side of the counter.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I just have a question: Do you actually use whale meat, or just regular fast food meat? I just need to know how hard I should protest you.

''{Marzipan holds up two signs, one with the Drive-Thru Whale with the text "SAVE THE BLUBB-O WHALE", and the other with a caricature of the Drive-Thru Whale looking worried, with the text "really SAVE THE BLUBB-O WHALE". Cut to the field. Coach Z is in a large Drive-Thru Whale costume with some balloons next to him.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{laughs}'' Family fun, and I'm talkin' about men in costumes, is what Blubb-O's is all about.

'''COACH Z:''' Hey there kids! I'm the Drive-Thru Whale! ''{Jumps up and down and shouts.}'' I'll chop off your legs!

''{The view changes and Strong Sad is standing beside him.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Sometimes it seems like you're ''trying'' to go to prison, Coach Z.

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, three square meals a day!

''{The camera pans to the left where Strong Bad and The Cheat sit in a cardboard box with "HMS Locash" written on the side. Strong Bad is wearing his Archibald outfit from [[A Decemberween Pageant]] and holding a harpoon, and The Cheat has a harpoon gun.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thar she blows, The Cheat! Aim for the blowhole!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{looks at Strong Bad and makes The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Whoa, I didn't even see Coach Z standing in a whale costume. Yeah, shoot him too!

''{As the sound of The Cheat firing the harpoon gun is heard, the scene cuts to a red background with a pale Blubb-O's watermark.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And now for a limited time, introducing the Blubb-O's Thick 'n Nasty.

''{A burger with an extremely thick patty falls into frame, and a gold plate with "THICK 'n NASTY" on it appears on top. A drawing of Peacey P then pops up with a speech bubble saying "that's right. ya'll blubb-o heads. the thick 'n nasty!"}''

'''PEACEY P:''' That's right, ya'll Blubb-O heads. The Thick 'n Naaaaaaasty. ''{grunts}''

''{The camera pans right until a picture of Peacey P's mouth, with gold teeth with "THICK 'N NASTY" engraved on them, fills the screen with another speech bubble saying "eeungh!" The camera then cuts to the image of the Blubb-O's logo with "YOU GUESSED IT...WE'RE CALLED BLUBB-O'S" written below it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Blubb-O's. You guessed it, we're called Blubb-O's.

''{A speech bubble appears briefly saying "REGISTER DOES NOT CONTAIN MORE THAN FIFTY DOCTORS." The logo shifts slightly off-center, and rubbery sounds are heard, as if the logo were on a balloon.}''

'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Register does not contain more than fifty doctors.

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on the whale's spout to see Bubs ordering a burger.
:''{An angry Bubs is seen through the grill of the Drive-Thru Whale.}''
:'''BUBS:''' No, I will not slice my fingers thin! I just wanna dang hambloiger!
:''{Cut to see Bubs in the [[Gremlin]], without wheels and on cinder blocks, pulled up next to the Drive-Thru Whale.}''
:'''BUBS:''' I got places to be, man!
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' You're living a lie. Would you like cash back?

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The name "Isosceles Fish Sandwich" is a play on an [[Wikipedia:Triangle#Types of triangles|isosceles triangle]], a triangle with at least two of its three sides identical in length.
*"HMS" is a British Naval designation used on ships, standing for [[Wikipedia:Her Majesty's Ship|Her Majesty's Ship]] or [[Wikipedia:His Majesty's Ship|His Majesty's Ship]] depending on the gender of the monarch.
*Drive-Thru Whale's line "register does not contain more than fifty doctors," is a corruption of "register does not contain more than fifty dollars", a notice similar to one that businesses or restaurants might display to deter robbery.

===Trivia===
*The Blubb-O's menu behind Homestar reads:
{| class="wikitable"
|-
|BLUBBO CLASSIC || 1.99 || NUDULES || 5.99
|-
|THE ORIGINAL || 2.99 || KETCHUP PACKET || 6.99
|-
|THE REGULAR || 3.99 || COFFEE STIRRER || 7.99
|-
|THE NEW ORIGINAL || 4.99 || GRAIN OF SALT || 8.99
|}
*Originally, each vegetable was cut as soon as it went through the waterfall, but this was changed soon after the toon was uploaded, so that they all get washed and then chopped separately.
*The background shown on the loading screen and during the scenes that show the burgers and the vegetables is the same [[HR:puppet_background.swf|background]] used for [[Puppet Stuff]], with red instead of blue.

===Remarks===
*According to [[road trip]], Bubs should not have been able to open the Gremlin's windows from the inside, and none of the car's external features suggest they could be opened from outside the vehicle.
*The Gremlin's passenger-side window is completely opaque, and appears to be covered by a sheet of steel or other gray material.

===Goofs===
*When The Cheat turns around to talk to Strong Bad in the HMS Locash, his lower back (or leg) pokes outside the box.

===Inside References===
*"Would you like to try a combo meal...?" was the Drive-Thru Whale's first line in [[Drive-Thru]].
*Strong Mad was shown holding a Blubb-O's bag in [[nightlife]].
*"I'll chop off your legs!" is a variation of "Sever your leg please, sir", and the background music is a variation of the Whale's music from [[Drive-Thru]].
*The term "meltshake" was first used in [[road trip]].
*Strong Bad is wearing his [[Archibald]] costume from [[A Decemberween Pageant]] when attempting to harpoon Strong Sad. 
*Bubs saying he wants "a dang hambloiger" is an instance of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]].
*"Nudules" were last mentioned in [[from work]]. There they were also associated with whales.
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]], and so does [[Strong Mad Smiling|Strong Mad]].
*Homestar's greeting is "Welcome the [[crap]] to Blubb-O's."
*The Blubb-O's announcer says to "try [[Own Dang X|your dang self]] the Blubb-O's Classic."

===Real-World References===
*Sandwiches named "The Original", "The Regular" and "The New Original" may be a reference to the pseudo-band [[Spinal Tap]]. Early in their history they changed their name to The New Originals when they discovered that The Originals was already in use. According to the band, The Originals later changed their name to The Regulars.
*The Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Mocha-Chip Meltshake is a reference to how many fast food outlets, like [[McDonald's]], are touting their new "high-quality" coffee drinks as a way of competing with [[Wikipedia:Starbucks|Starbucks]].
*The sign on Strong Bad's cardboard box boat reads "HMS Locash", a reference to Robert LoCash, screenwriter of [[Wikipedia:CB4|CB4]], [[Wikipedia:Naked_Gun_33⅓:_The_Final_Insult|Naked Gun 33⅓]], and [[Wikipedia:BASEketball|BASEketball]].
*The phrase "Save the Blubb-O Whale", which appears on [[Marzipan's protest signs]], is derived from the name of [http://www.savethewhales.org/ Save the Whales], a non-profit organization founded in 1977 which focuses on marine mammal welfare.
*The Thick 'n Nasty is a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Big N' Tasty|Big N' Tasty]], a hamburger from McDonald's that was designed to compete with [[Wikipedia:Burger King|Burger King]]'s Whopper.
*Strong Bad's line, "Thar she blows!" is a famous quote from the [[Wikipedia:Herman Melville|Herman Melville]] novel [[Wikipedia:Moby-Dick|Moby-Dick]].

===Fast Forward===
*Coach Z's whale costume reappears in [[On Break]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:blubbos.html|watch "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]
*[[HR:blubbos.swf|view the Flash file for "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]
*[[YouTube:H5kmOrQa0kA&feature=channel_page|watch "Blubb-O's Commerical" on YouTube]]
*[[Forum:13717|forum thread re: "Blubb-O's Commercial"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Cheat Commandos: 2 Part Episode: Part 2

Cwf123 — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:35:06 GMT

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{{toonnav|Big Toon|ccdo7b|2 Part Episode: Part 1|The King of Town DVD}}
[[Image:2PartPart2.png|thumb|"Positive... negative... rabbit..."]]

Gunhaver teams up with The Topplegangers in order to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser Commander.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, {{Film|Silent Rip}}, [[Subtlefuge]], [[Dryghost]], [[Swampslash]], [[Fudgeclank]], [[Flashfight]], {{Film|Fightgar}}, {{Film|Firebert}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Reynold}}, {{Film|Ripberger}}, [[Green Helmets]], {{Film|Reinforcements}}, [[Taranchula]] (Easter Egg)

'''Places (in order of appearance):''' [[Topplegangers' Hideout]], [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], [[Reynold's Office]], [[Blue Laser Cottage]]

'''Date:''' Monday, June 8, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:10

'''Page Title:''' You know dang well!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a view of Gunhaver, Crackotage, Silent Rip walking in a swamp. The title "Two Part Episode: Part Two" appears, with "written on the john by A. Chimendez". The three start walking out the swamp and on to a grassy area.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' You sure this is where the Topplegangers' Hideout is?

'''GUNHAVER:''' I hope so. If not, we're surrounded by an ''entirely different'' rag-tag band of mercenaries!

''{Suspenseful music sting plays. Four silhouetted Topplegangers appear from the bushes, pointing guns at Gunhaver, Silent Rip and Crackotage.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' All together now, boys.

'''ALL:''' ''{nervously}'' Mmmm... gulp!

''{Subtlefuge walks out of the bushes}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Well, if it isn't my good twin brother, ''Crap''otage! And a couple of Cheat Commandos. ''{pronounced cuh-mon-dos}''

''{Cut to Crackotage next to Silent Rip}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Not anymore, Subtlefuge. We're on our own!

'''SILENT RIP:''' And we need your help to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser!

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' And how do we know this isn't a trap?

''{Cut to Gunhaver melting with his lip-print-patterned boxers showing.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' I've been wearing these same boxers for three ''{Crackotage and Silent Rip get disturbed expressions}'' days!

''{Cut back to Subtlefuge}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Euhhg! I'm convinced. You might as well meet the rest of the Topplegangers.

''{Cut to a scene with one of the Topplegangers, the Toppleganger is wearing glasses, also has a mustache, and has a gray skin color, wearing a pink shirt saying "BAD GUY", with a German helmet with a skull on it.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Dryghost.

''{Cut to another scene with another Toppleganger, who has 2 scars, a green mohawk, a blue skin color, a chain around his chest, and a black coat.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Swampslash.

''{Cut to another scene with just trees, where a Toppleganger falls from [[Hammerspace]]. Toppleganger has colorful clown hair, a bright yellow skin color, multicolored spots, and wears facepaint and a grenade belt.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Fudgeclank.

'''FUDGECLANK:''' ''{goofy clown laughter}''

''{The Topplegangers all gather beside Subtlefuge.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE''': Each is sold separately with rifle and gear.

''{The "[[Cheap as Free]]" logo appears in the bottom left corner. Cut an exterior shot of the Cheat Commandos HQ, zooming in to the inside. Flashfight stands in front of [[The Screen]], on which is a diagram and the words "OPERATION TAKE 'EM DOWN".}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And then we all reverse flank, drop trou, and the insurgents should surrender! Any questions?

''{Cut to Fightgar and Firebert.}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Yeah, can we let Blue Laser out so we can maybe have some ''fun'' for once?

''{Fightgar and Firebert start laughing.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Uh-uh! Don't make me have to fire ''you'', Firebert. I'd hate to waste such an exquisite commando name!

'''FIREBERT:''' ''{Sad The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Reynold and Blue Laser Commander in Reynold's office. A picture of Gunhaver is on the wall}''

'''REYNOLD:''' ''{to picture of Gunhaver}'' And I'd like to submit a formal request for you to shut your face whenever it's convenient for you, and if not, then no problem!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Aw, come on! Really let 'er rip!

'''REYNOLD:''' ''{shaking and jumping towards the picture}'' I'll tear off your face! I'll tear it right off! I'll tear it off and wear it to town!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{shocked}'' Whoa! Struck a nerve there, eh, little scrawn job?

'''REYNOLD:''' Hmmm, 'Scrawnjob'! I like the sound of that.

''{Suspenseful music sting plays. Cut to the Topplegangers' hideout, where the Topplegangers and the ex-Cheat Commandos are gathered around a table. Subtlefuge lays out a sheet labeled "Cheat Commandos Headquarters Playset Assembly Instructions".}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Here are the plans!

'''SILENT RIP:''' Where did you get those?!

'''DRYGHOST:''' We've had 'em for a while. I got the headquarters playset for my Bar Mitzvah.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' It looks like this rear battery cover leads to the holding cell.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Then that's our way in!

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' We'll take the Ramshankle!

''{Cut to the Topplegangers and former Commandos in a beat up boat with a pair of wings and a tank turret attached to it.}''

'''SINGERS:''' It's the Ramshankle, and you know dang well, it's made out of old vehicles that we couldn't sell!

''{Cut to Flashfight and the Cheat Commandos.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Since you've all been working so hard, I have a little surprise for you. ''Non-Violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4''!

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{groans}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' I wanted to watch... pony... fightin'.

''{Cut to the others outside the battery cover.}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Here's the battery cover, but how will we ever get it open?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Leave that to Swampslash, our master of disguise. He speaks three different languages, and can blend in anywhere.

'''SWAMPSLASH:''' ''{dressed as a battery}'' Uh... Charge. Positive. Negative. Rabbit. Um... Lick?

''{The cover bursts open, revealing a group of severely-corroded batteries, and releasing clouds of dust. Everyone starts coughing.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' No wonder the electronic lights and sounds stopped working. These batteries haven't been changed since Donnie's twelfth birthday!

''{Cut to Reynold's office. Gunhaver crashes through the wall.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Sorry Blue Laser, you've stayed in jail for the last time!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{happily}'' Can I get a "''bo''-nus"?!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Bo-nus! Now get out there and make with the evil schemes!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' "Evil scheme" is quite literally my middle name! It's Slovenian.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Ha! This terlet has the green water in it! A-cool!

''{Cut to outside battery cover. Blue Laser Commander walks out through the empty battery compartment.}''

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Now, there's the slight matter of our er, um, uh, let me think of it, how do you say, er, uh... payment!

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{looking surprised}'' Oh! Uh... right! How do you feel about defaulted, unpaid, triple mortgages on restaurant spaces?

'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' ''{snatches the mortgage out of his hand}'' As good as gold!

''{Cut to the HQ interior, where Fightgar, Ripberger, Firebert and two green helmets face [[The Screen]]}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And then...

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Once again...

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...absolutely nothing happened.

'''ALL:''' Awwww...

''{Blue Laser Commander appears on screen. Suspenseful music sting plays.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Attention Cheat Commandos!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' How did ''he'' get out!?

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' You're already too late! I've flooded all the country's amusement parks with counterfeit Skee-Ball tickets, causing the cost of Skee-Ball prizes to sky-rocket!

'''ALL BUT FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{gasp}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' And ''why'' should the military be concerned with this?

'''FIGHTGAR:''' You'll never get away with it, Blue Laser!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Oh, it wasn't ''my'' idea. Meet Blue Laser's newest evil mastermind, Scrawnjob!

''{Danger Music plays, Reynold shows up on screen, wearing large goggles, a baggy Blue Laser uniform and a jagged red necktie with skulls on it.}''

'''REYNOLD/SCRAWNJOB:''' That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS! Say goodbye to those oversized novelty sunglasses! And that boom box was never attainable!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' So, you've made a game for eight-year-olds slightly more of a rip-off. I still don't see how this affects global security.

''{Cut to Gunhaver, Silent Rip and Crackotage, who are now in the room.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Don't you see, Admiral? Without plastic crap to win, kids will have no recourse but to join criminal groups! The world will be overrun with lasers of ''all'' colors!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{halfheartedly}'' Oh no, Gunhaver figured it out, rendering my plan useless through the TV! Bested again by my old nemesis.

'''ALL:''' Yay!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Oh well. I suppose you two are ridiculous enough to justify the other's existence. Here, Gunhaver, you can... have gun. ''{gives Gunhaver's gun back to him}''

'''GUNHAVER''': Thanks! ''{shoots Flashfight}''

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' No, it's cool. He's wearin' that bullet-proof vest from earlier.

''{Reinforcements comes in, wearing the bullet-proof vest.}''

'''REINFORCEMENTS:''' Hey guys.

''{Gunhaver looks at Reinforcements with shock.}''

''{Quick cut to the theme song ending screen, picking up where it left off in part 1.}''

'''SINGERS:''' —ets and toys!!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "playsets" at the end to see Crackotage rhyming.
:''{Cut to a scene with Crackotage at the left and some other Cheat Commandos at the right}''
:'''CRACKOTAGE''': And now that I'm back as part of the team, I can get into my old rhyme scheme. Laughity laugh laugh!
:'''ALL BUT CRACKOTAGE''': ''{moan}''

*Click on "toys" at the end to see a Taranchula clip.
:''{music plays; a [[Powered By The Cheat]] saw blade spins around, and a yellow sound monitor bar matching the music goes in front of it}''
:''{A Taranchula member stands, raises both hands in "devil horns" and a photo-realistic mouth comes out of his hair.}''
:'''TARANCHULA:''' That's what happens when you're down with the Fudgeclank!!!
:''{A Powered By The Cheat Fudgeclank comes in from the top.}''
:'''PBTC FUDGECLANK:''' ''{goofy clown laughter}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*"Toppelganger" references the concept of the [[Wikipedia:Doppelgänger|Doppelgänger]], a person who looks exactly like another person in every way.
*[[Wikipedia:Dressage|Dressage]] is a style of horse competition, emphasizing the movement and grace of horse and rider.
*A [[Wikipedia:Bar Mitzvah|Bar Mitzvah]] is the coming of age ceremony for Jewish males that takes place at age 13.

===Trivia===
[[Image:DressageMishaps.png|thumb|"And then, once again... absolutely nothing happened."]]
*When Gunhaver bursts into Reynold's Office, the wall he breaks through had a drawing of him on it. He has the same pose and expression as the drawing for a noticeable moment.
*Before Blue Laser comes onto the screen, a few frames from "Non-Violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4" can be seen.
*Silent Rip mentions the playset belonging to [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]].
*"Made in Taiwan" is printed above the battery cover.

===Remarks===
*Gunhaver says, "This terlet has the green water in it!" Although there is green sludgy looking water around the base of the "terlet", the water inside it is light blue.
*When the ex-Cheat Commandos and the Topplegangers are riding in the Ramshankle, Silent Rip is not visible.
*In the opening of the toon, Gunhaver can be seen exiting the swamp, but the part of his body under the jacket is missing.

===Goofs===
*When the melting Gunhaver moves his arm, it covers a wrinkle in his shirt, even though it should create another.
*When the Cheat Commandos gasp at the shooting of Flashfight, Fightgar's face and left arm do not move with his body.
*The text on Dryghost's t-shirt is backwards when he is seen riding the Ramshankle.

===Inside References===
*Fightgar reminisces watching [[Pony Fights 2|Pony Fights]], previously seen in [[Commandos in the Classroom]].
*The words "BAD GUY" on Dryghost's t-shirt are likely a reference to [[Strong Bad]]'s tattoo idea in [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]].
*"[[Toilets|Terlet]]" is a reversal of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]].
**The script was "written on the john", another euphemism for a toilet.
*The Taranchula Easter egg recalls [[Trudgemank]].
*Flashfight mentions that Firebert's commando name is "exquisite", a play on the running joke that "Firebert" is a terrible commando name, begun in [[army]].
*Flashfight's plan involves the Commandos dropping their [[pants]].
*Subtlefuge refers to Crackotage as [[Crap]]otage.
*The [[battery]] disguise and the associated sounds are of the same style as those in [[bike thief]].
*Silent Rip appears to pull out the mortgages from [[Hammerspace|nowhere]].
*Flashfight appears to have been [[death|killed off]] at the end.
*The ex-commandos' gulp is another example of [[Spoken Sound Effects]].
**This line was uttered by Fightgar in [[Shopping for Danger]].

===Real-World References===
*Swampslash mentioning a rabbit while dressed like a battery is a reference to the mascot for [[Wikipedia:Energizer_Bunny|Energizer batteries]].
*The line "Each is sold separately with rifle and gear" is a reference to an '80s [[Wikipedia:A-Team#Merchandise|A-Team]] toy commercial. In that commercial, they say the same exact line about the A-Team action figures.
*Reynold's pseudonym "Scrawnjob" is a reference to the rarely seen G.I. Joe character, [[Wikipedia:Snow Job (G.I._Joe)|Snow Job]].
*Flashfight's plan Operation Take 'em Down is a plan to moon the enemy. A similar battle strategy occurred in [[Wikipedia:Braveheart|''Braveheart'']].
*Given Cheat Commandos is a parody of 1980s cartoon-and-toyline-combo [[wikipedia:G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero|G.I. Joe]], the Topplegangers appear to be a reference to the [[wikipedia:Dreadnoks|Dreadnoks]], since both are swamp-dwelling third factions of mercenaries formed of members with Cockney accents. In particular, Swampslash's disguise and linguistic ablities refer to the chameleonic Dreadnok leader, [[Wikipedia:Zartan|Zartan]].

==External Links==
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*[[YouTube:TDmseLGETcM&feature=channel|watch "2 Part Episode: Part 2" on YouTube]]
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Cheat Commandos: 2 Part Episode: Part 1

Cwf123 — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:31:46 GMT

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[[Image:2 Part Episode- Part 1.png|thumb|"Who needs the Cheat Commandos anyway?"]]

Flashfight appears at last, jails Blue Laser, and fires Gunhaver, Crackotage and Silent Rip.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, {{Film|Silent Rip}}, {{Film|Ripberger}}, {{Film|Firebert}}, {{Film|Fightgar}}, [[Flashfight]], [[Green Helmets]], {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Reynold}}, [[Reynold's Brother]], {{Film|Strong Bad}} (Easter Egg), {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter Egg), {{Film|Blue Laser Minion}}s (Easter Egg)

'''Locations (in order of appearance):''' [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], [[Reynold's Office]], [[Jaded Teen Pizza]], [[Kitchen Commandos]], [[Basement of The Brothers Strong]] (Easter Egg), A Soccer Field (Easter Egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, June 1, 2009

'''Running time:''' 4:10

'''Page Title:''' Sponsored by BEEF

==Transcript==
''{Open to a view of the Cheat Commandos base. Firearms are heard going off and the Commandos are laughing offscreen. The title "Two Part Episode: Part One!!" appears, with "Written with a vengeance by [[A. Chimendez]]". Cut inside to the Commandos. Fightgar is holding a gun and Gunhaver is wearing a vest with dents in it.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Ha ha ha! That was awesome! ''{Takes off vest}'' Here, now someone else put on the bullet-proof vest!

''{A klaxon with the tune of Westminster Quarters [a doorbell tune] sounds, and the Cheat Commandos begin to scramble. The screen is shown, with the words "Doorbell alert!"}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Doorbell stations! Prepare to pretend we're not here, sign for a package, or receive pizza! ''{Moves closer to the camera}'' Let's move, C. C.dos!

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{confused}'' "C. C.dos"? Wouldn't just "C.C.s" be shorter, and make more sense?

''{Gunhaver grabs Silent Rip by the vest.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Making sense is ''not'' part of my mission plan, soldier! I'm sticking with the "do".

''{Cut to the front door. It opens, revealing Flashfight.}''

'''ALL:''' ''{gasping}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' I can't believe I'm seeing this sight. Why if it isn't Admiral Flashfight!

'''GUNHAVER:''' To what do we owe the pleasure, admiral?

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' I'm here to clean up your act, Cheat Commandos. The Bureau of Elite Fighting Forces ''{holds up a "'''B'''ureau of '''E'''lite '''F'''ighting '''F'''orces" badge}'', or "BEEF", is not impressed with your—

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{interrupting}'' Uh, that's "BEFF".

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Alright, the Bureau of ''Every'' Elite Fighting Force, is not—

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{interrupting again}'' That's "BEEFF". ''{exaggerates the last F}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Yes, and what is your name, soldier?

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{saluting}'' Silent Rip, sir!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Thank you, Smiley Drip. You're fired.

'''ALL:''' ''{gasping}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{nervously}'' Uh, good call, sir. That guy was always ''way'' too concerned with acronyms. Who else can we fire?

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Well, ''you'', of course.

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''Me''? But then ''{pulls out his gun}'' who will have gun?

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{taking the gun}'' I will!

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{shaking}'' Buh-buh-buh.... Wuh-wuh-wuh? Zuh-zuh-zuh...

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' You're allowed to stand there stammering for fifteen more minutes ''{two Green Helmets walk up beside Gunhaver}'' and then you will be escorted out by Green Helmets.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Have you no dignity? At least let a Cheat Commanding Officer be escorted out by someone who isn't available in a discount three pack!

''{Cut to a product shot of a discount three pack of Green Helmet toys. The Cheat Commandos theme plays in the background. Then cut back to the headquarters.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' My first act as new head of Cheat Commandos will be... to arrest Blue Laser!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasping}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Oh, I'd ''love'' to see how you're gonna pull ''that'' one off.

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Well, it appears ''you'' all have invited him over to play televised video games.

''{Cut to the Blue Laser Commander, sitting in a beanbag, pressing buttons on a controller. Videogame music plays in the background.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' What kind of power-up is "moist beam"?!

''{Cut back to the commandos. Fightgar is standing in front of Flashfight, holding a gun.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' You're under arrest, Blue Laser!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' I thought we called a time-out!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{to Fightgar}'' Throw him in the brig!

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Uh, you mean Reynold's office?

''{Blue Laser is thrown into a small room, completely empty except for a toilet leaking green sludge. An emaciated Reynold walks in.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' Well, hello! Are you here to bring me the slightest morsel?

''{A prison door shuts in front of both of them. Cut back to the main room.}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Blue Laser in jail? I can't believe what I'm seein'! It's almost got my pants a-peein'! Hoo hoo! Hah! Hweigh hweigh!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Oh right, I nearly forgot. You're ''definitely'' fired.

''{Sad reaction shot from Crackotage. Cut to the outside of the headquarters, as Gunhaver, Silent Rip and Crackotage walk out.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' Well, I guess this is it, huh guys?

'''GUNHAVER:''' Forget that noise! Who needs the Cheat Commandos anyway? We'll start our ''own'' elite fighting force!

''{The Cheat Commandos theme plays as the three march off screen. The theme then abruptly stops with a record scratch as we cut to Gunhaver and Silent Rip in a kitchen, wearing white hats with pictures of pizza on them.}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' ''{leaning in}'' Drop two more orders of wings for table four!

'''SILENT RIP:''' Comin' up!

''{Close up on Gunhaver, who is reading the "Commando Obsoiver" newspaper. The headline is "Cheat Commandos Actually Doing Stuff".}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{reading angrily}'' "Cheat Commandos save bus full of hostages". "Air drop relief supplies to refugees". "Build orphanage". What type of crap is that?

''{Reynold's brother leans in, wearing a "Mr. Manager" badge, and three pizza hats on various spikes of his hairdo.}''

'''REYNOLD'S BROTHER:''' Get back to work, Charles.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Stupid old man Reynold's younger brother. Who needs him anyway? We'll start our ''own'' restaurant!

''{Cut to a storefront, with a sign reading "Kitchen Commandos". The Cheat Commandos theme plays again.}''

'''SINGER:''' Kitchen Commandos, a really bad idea. It closed down after three months!

''{Pan down to street level. Signs in the windows of the shop read "we are CLOSED!" and "thank you neighborhood for 3 glorious months!". Gunhaver, Silent Rip and Crackotage are standing sadly on the street.}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Well, whatta we do now?

'''GUNHAVER:''' There's only one thing ''to'' do. In order to show the C. C.dos how much they need us, we're going to bust Blue Laser out of jail!

''{Suspenseful music sting. Cut to the brig, with Reynold and the Blue Laser Commander.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' ...and they never let me go on any missions.

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Ouch, man. I hear that. Ever thought about Blue Lasin' it?

''{The Blue Laser Commander pulls out a pamphlet, with the cover "So, They Never Let You Go On Any Missions... BL Can Help!"}''

'''REYNOLD:''' ''{thoughtfully}'' Hmmm...

''{Cut back to the street.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' Break into the headquarters playset? Impossible!

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Maybe for us, but not for... my evil twin brother, Subtlefuge!

''{Suspenseful music sting plays again.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' Huh?

'''GUNHAVER:''' Eh?

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' The leader of the Topplegangers!

''{The first part of the suspenseful sting plays. Crickets sound quietly in the background.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' Uh...

'''GUNHAVER:''' Still nothin'.

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' The sometimes-good-guys sometimes-bad-guys whose only loyalty is to the highest bidder?

''{Suspenseful sting plays slowly.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' Oh!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Yeah! And ''they'' can help us open a new restaurant!

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{shrugging}'' Ehghh...

'''GUNHAVER:''' Cheat No-mandos... be continued!

''{Cut to black. The words "Buy all our playsets and toys" start to appear.}''

'''SINGER:''' Buy all our playset—

''{The music is cut off and the words disappear, replaced with "To be continued..." and a suspenseful musical sting.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end click on the T to see a scene with Strong Bad and Homestar Runner.

:''{Strong Bad and Homestar Runner are sitting on Strong Bad's couch in the basement.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Boy, that Gunhaver sure knows how to kill a cliffhanger.

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't wait to see what kind of restaurant those hamsters open up next!

*At the end click on the ellipsis (...) to see a scene with the Blue Laser Minions.

:''{Two Blue Laser minions are standing in the middle of a soccer field next to a soccer ball. They are wearing orange soccer jerseys labeled "THE STINGS" with the numbers 14 and 38 on them. A guitar riff plays.}''

:'''BLUE LASER MINION 1:''' You think Dad just forgot to pick us up?

:'''BLUE LASER MINION 2:''' You know he doesn't like it when we call him that.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Gunhaver nicknaming the Cheat Commandos "C. C.dos" is likely a reference to the file name of the Cheat Commandos animations (in this case, ccdo7.swf). Silent Rip's remarks about "C.C.s" being shorter and making more sense applies in the situation of file names as well.

===Trivia===
*This is [[Flashfight]]'s first speaking role.
*This is the first two-part cartoon on [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] since [[retirement]].
*The guitar riffs that play throughout this and most other Cheat Commandos cartoons are examples of dramatic stings, referenced by the name of the team the [[Blue Laser Minion]]s play for.

=== Remarks ===
*[http://yourkitchencommando.com/ Kitchen Commando] is a real business that claims to help people make healthier food choices.
*Silent Rip salutes with his left hand, which is generally considered improper (except for amputees).

===Inside References===
*The title "Written with a vengeance by A. Chimendez" is a reference to the feud between [[A. Chimendez]] and [[Crack Stuntman]] shown in [[The Next Epi-Snowed]] and [[Pistols For Pandas]].
*Melting [[Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commandos toys]] is mentioned in [[8-Bit is Enough]], as were [[The Topplegangers]].
*The video game music comes from [[StrongBadZone]].
*Crackotage says that his [[pants]] are a-[[pee]]in'. A similar line was also in [[Trogday 08]].
*The tagline of [[Jaded Teen Pizza]] is similar to the lyrics of a song [[Reynold's Brother]] listens to in [[Let us give TANKS!]].
:*Gunhaver was also referred to as Charles in [[Let us give TANKS!]].
*"Commando Obsoiver", the name of Gunhaver's newspaper, is another example of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]].
*Reynold not being allowed on missions was first mentioned in [[Shopping for Danger]].

===Real-World References===
*The headquarters playset doorbell is a siren that plays the tune of the [[wikipedia:Westminster Quarters|Westminster Quarters]].
*The "Mr. Manager" badge may be a reference to an episode of [[wikipedia:Arrested Development (TV series)|Arrested Development]] where George Michael calls himself Mr. Manager while running the Banana Stand. Gunhaver also asks, "But then who will have gun?" A similar manner of oddly phrased sentences was a running joke on Arrested Development (i.e. "Look at banner, Michael!", or "Family love Michael").

=== Fast Forward ===
*Part two was released the following Monday as [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]].

==External Links==
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The Baloneyman

Cwf123 — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 13:25:37 GMT

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[[Image:Baloneyman.png|thumb|"Yeah...''shaped'' like there's a bite taken out of it."]]
The return of the [[Baloney Sammich truck]]!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, Devil Strong Bad, [[Angels|Angel]] Strong Bad, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, June 30, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 2:48

'''Page Title:''' Moist and Hot on a Hot, Moist Day!

==Transcript==
''{Strong Sad is standing in The Field, within a lemonade stand with a sign reading "<s>LEMONADE</s> Dusty Novels 99¢" and a picture of a lemon; There are books in front of him with spider webs on them}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Nothin' beats the heat like a dusty, musty novel. Step right up and take home a tome.

''{Zoom out to reveal Homestar Runner standing near the stand}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad, you've had some bad ideas in your time. But ''this'' is the best idea you've ever had! ''{A faint jingle is heard in the background}'' You'll make millions!

''{The jingle gets louder}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' BAH-lo-GNA!

''{As he speaks and holds the last syllable, Bubs drives his Baloney Sammich Truck into Strong Sad's booth, knocking both it and Strong Sad off screen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! It's the bolognam'n! ''{eagerly}'' What should I get, what should I get?

''{Cut to reveal a closer shot of Bubs and Homestar}''

'''BUBS:''' Brand new for this season! I got the unrecognizable ''{Holds up a bologna sandwich shaped like a plane with a face and a two at the front}'' summer movie tie-in sammich!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Which movie is it from?

''{Slight pause; Bubs takes a quick look at the sandwich and looks back at Homestar}''

'''BUBS:''' The sequel!

''{Homestar opens his mouth in surprise; A beep is heard, and the scene switches to a scene with Strong Bad and Bubs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whaddya got that'll cool me cool me cool me down?

'''BUBS:''' I got this bologna sammich ''{Holds up a sandwich shaped like a double popsicle}'' shaped like a popsicle!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take it! ''{Bubs hands the sandwich to Strong Bad, and Strong Bad starts speaking to the viewers}'' That should be enough to fool my brain. ''{Strong Bad takes the sandwich and starts rubbing it on his head}'' Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

''{The scene darkens, and an oval-like shape opens up in Strong Bad's head, revealing an "angel" and "devil" Strong Bad}''

'''DEVIL STRONG BAD:''' Y'see this guy? Rubbin' a sammich on his head?

'''ANGEL STRONG BAD:''' I know, I know... Just let it go. You gotta pick your battles.

''{Another beep is heard, and the scene switches again to a scene with Homestar and Bubs, only from ''inside'' the Bologna Sammich truck}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't decide between the one with the gumball in the center, or the one shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut back to an outside view of the two's conversation}''

'''BUBS:''' Yeah... ''shaped'' like there's a bite taken out of it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut to a closer view of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{In a different tone}'' Yeeeeaaah. Shaped ''{Comes down hard on the -d part of the word}'' like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut to a close shot of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, ''{angrily}'' shaped like there's a bite taken out of it!

''{Another close view of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Yeah—

''{Bubs is cut off; A beep is heard and the scene transitions into one with The King of Town, who appears to be sinking very slowly, and Bubs}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' I'll take one of everything—

'''BUBS:''' Mmhmm.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Two of everything—

'''BUBS:''' Yep.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Three of everything—

'''BUBS:''' Okay.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Y'got any "Five of everything"?

'''BUBS:''' I got ''six'' of those!

'''KING OF TOWN:''' And hurry it up, ''{Cut to a wider shot of the two, The King of Town seems to be melting in the foreground}'' I'm ''melting'' over here!

''{A beep is heard again, and the scene cuts to another with Homestar and Strong Bad; They are standing near the rear of the truck, with a bike behind them; Homestar has his hat on backwards, and Strong Bad has mustard smeared on his forehead}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? You didn't hear man? Man, man. This kid, was doin' a flip on his 180. Busted his head, man. Busted his head.

''{Cut to closer view of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, ''what'' are you talking about?

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Summer talk.

''{Cut to original view}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And did this "head-busting" happen to anyone in particular?

''{Cut back to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyelids lower}'' No, summer talk! The kind of stuff that you talk about in the summer!

''{Cut to Strong Bad again; Cricket noises are heard}''

''{After a few seconds, noises stop; Cut back to the normal view of Homestar and Strong Bad}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Kids getting hurt on bikes!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhhhh!

''{Another beep is heard; Cut to a scene with Coach Z ordering from the truck}''

'''COACH Z:''' I'll have a—

'''BUBS:''' I'm all out!

'''COACH Z:''' Well then what about the—

'''BUBS:''' Outta' that one too!

'''COACH Z:''' Ah, then gimme a—

'''BUBS:''' Nowhere to be found!

''{Zoom in on Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' All I got left is this thirty-two dollar napkin! ''{Holds up a napkin}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ooh! ''{Cut to a close view of Coach Z}'' I could really put that thing through its paces.

''{A beep is heard, and the scene transitions again; Strong Bad is walking away from the truck, while Homestar is looking at Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Well that's it for this summer, kids. I gotta mosey on! I got an expired tag, expired license, and expired mayonnaise!

''{Bubs turns to the front of the truck; Cut to a shot of the other side of the truck while it drives off}''

'''BUBS:''' Bo-lo-gna!

''{Homestar starts to run after the departing truck and stops}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Farewell, bolognam'n! And may your warbly theme song serve as a reminder that you probably have a really sketchy past.

''{Zoom out to reveal Strong Sad, who has tire-like markings on his body, lying next to his broken novel stand}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{in pain}'' Ohh...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously, Strong Sad, you'll make ''millions''!

''{A little bit of music is heard as the screen turns black, and the word "END" is written with each letter being a baloney sandwich; For a few seconds, Strong Sad can be heard groaning before the toon ends}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[wiktionary:tome|tome]] is a large or scholarly book.
*To [[wiktionary:put through its paces|put something through its paces]] means to test the ability or skill of a person or system.

===Remarks===
* When the toon was first released, the lower-left sandwich changed several times during the toon. It was later changed so that it displayed the "Taste Tested" sandwich throughout the entire toon.
**Initially, it was labeled "Dog Food" sandwich, but was shaped like a normal baloney sandwich.
**Later on, this "Dog Food Sandwich" had bread in the shape of a dog bone.
**The only scene in which the "Taste Tested" sandwich originally appeared was when Bubs and Homestar were discussing it.
*The toons preview for this short doesn't show the line of mustard on Strong Bad's head and still has "Dog Food Sandwich" in the lower left corner.
*At the time Bubs is conversing with The King of Town, he apparently has on hand at least 36 of everything. Since Bubs has at least six varieties of sandwich (not including the "Summer Movie Tie-in Sammich"), he would have at least 216 sandwiches in his truck. (252 if "Summer Movie Tie-in Sammich" is counted)
*When Bubs is talking to the King of Town, a faint hum can be heard on Bubs' initial three responses.
**A similar incident occurred when Homestar almost has his "Migraine Time" in [[Play Date]].

===Goofs===
*After the toon zooms out, the King of Town's left eye does not move as he melts.
*The outline of the baloney on the sandwich with the bite in it overlaps the outline of the bread in all scenes except the scene where Homestar contemplates ordering it.

===Inside References===
*The Baloney Sammich Truck was first seen in [[Weclome Back]], as Bubs' summer job, then seen again in [[Happy Dethemberween]] as the Dethemberween [[Thnikkaman]]'s "unmarked" van.
*Bubs tries to sell Coach Z a [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]].
*The term "warbly" was also used to describe a campfire song in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]].
*Homestar's pronunciation of Baloneyman is another example of [[M'n|"man" being pronounced as "m'n"]].
*Strong Bad asking for something to "cool me cool me cool me down" echoes his similar line, "hose me hose me hose me down", in [[couch patch]].
*Homestar's bike and wearing his hat backwards are references to [[bike thief]].
*The bite taken out of the "Taste Tested" sandwich is reminiscent of the [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]], which featured a similar "bite mark".

==External Links==
*[[HR:baloneyman.html|watch "The Baloneyman"]]
*[[HR:baloneytruck.swf|view the Flash file for "The Baloneyman"]]
*[[Forum:14453|forum thread re: "The Baloneyman"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

The Baloneyman

Cwf123 — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 13:23:32 GMT

Cwf123:

{{toonnav|Shorts|baloneyman|Somber Vacation|The Next Epi-Snowed}}
[[Image:Baloneyman.png|thumb|"Yeah...''shaped'' like there's a bite taken out of it."]]
The return of the [[Baloney Sammich truck]]!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, Devil Strong Bad, [[Angels|Angel]] Strong Bad, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, June 30, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 2:48

'''Page Title:''' Moist and Hot on a Hot, Moist Day!

==Transcript==
''{Strong Sad is standing in The Field, within a lemonade stand with a sign reading "<s>LEMONADE</s> Dusty Novels 99¢" and a picture of a lemon; There are books in front of him with spider webs on them}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Nothin' beats the heat like a dusty, musty novel. Step right up and take home a tome.

''{Zoom out to reveal Homestar Runner standing near the stand}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad, you've had some bad ideas in your time. But ''this'' is the best idea you've ever had! ''{A faint jingle is heard in the background}'' You'll make millions!

''{The jingle gets louder}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' BAH-lo-NEH!

''{As he speaks and holds the last syllable, Bubs drives his Baloney Sammich Truck into Strong Sad's booth, knocking both it and Strong Sad off screen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! It's the baloneym'n! ''{eagerly}'' What should I get, what should I get?

''{Cut to reveal a closer shot of Bubs and Homestar}''

'''BUBS:''' Brand new for this season! I got the unrecognizable ''{Holds up a baloney sandwich shaped like a plane with a face and a two at the front}'' summer movie tie-in sammich!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Which movie is it from?

''{Slight pause; Bubs takes a quick look at the sandwich and looks back at Homestar}''

'''BUBS:''' The sequel!

''{Homestar opens his mouth in surprise; A beep is heard, and the scene switches to a scene with Strong Bad and Bubs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whaddya got that'll cool me cool me cool me down?

'''BUBS:''' I got this bologna sammich ''{Holds up a sandwich shaped like a double popsicle}'' shaped like a popsicle!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take it! ''{Bubs hands the sandwich to Strong Bad, and Strong Bad starts speaking to the viewers}'' That should be enough to fool my brain. ''{Strong Bad takes the sandwich and starts rubbing it on his head}'' Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

''{The scene darkens, and an oval-like shape opens up in Strong Bad's head, revealing an "angel" and "devil" Strong Bad}''

'''DEVIL STRONG BAD:''' Y'see this guy? Rubbin' a sammich on his head?

'''ANGEL STRONG BAD:''' I know, I know... Just let it go. You gotta pick your battles.

''{Another beep is heard, and the scene switches again to a scene with Homestar and Bubs, only from ''inside'' the Bologna Sammich truck}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't decide between the one with the gumball in the center, or the one shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut back to an outside view of the two's conversation}''

'''BUBS:''' Yeah... ''shaped'' like there's a bite taken out of it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut to a closer view of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{In a different tone}'' Yeeeeaaah. Shaped ''{Comes down hard on the -d part of the word}'' like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut to a close shot of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, ''{angrily}'' shaped like there's a bite taken out of it!

''{Another close view of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Yeah—

''{Bubs is cut off; A beep is heard and the scene transitions into one with The King of Town, who appears to be sinking very slowly, and Bubs}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' I'll take one of everything—

'''BUBS:''' Mmhmm.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Two of everything—

'''BUBS:''' Yep.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Three of everything—

'''BUBS:''' Okay.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Y'got any "Five of everything"?

'''BUBS:''' I got ''six'' of those!

'''KING OF TOWN:''' And hurry it up, ''{Cut to a wider shot of the two, The King of Town seems to be melting in the foreground}'' I'm ''melting'' over here!

''{A beep is heard again, and the scene cuts to another with Homestar and Strong Bad; They are standing near the rear of the truck, with a bike behind them; Homestar has his hat on backwards, and Strong Bad has mustard smeared on his forehead}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? You didn't hear man? Man, man. This kid, was doin' a flip on his 180. Busted his head, man. Busted his head.

''{Cut to closer view of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, ''what'' are you talking about?

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Summer talk.

''{Cut to original view}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And did this "head-busting" happen to anyone in particular?

''{Cut back to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyelids lower}'' No, summer talk! The kind of stuff that you talk about in the summer!

''{Cut to Strong Bad again; Cricket noises are heard}''

''{After a few seconds, noises stop; Cut back to the normal view of Homestar and Strong Bad}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Kids getting hurt on bikes!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhhhh!

''{Another beep is heard; Cut to a scene with Coach Z ordering from the truck}''

'''COACH Z:''' I'll have a—

'''BUBS:''' I'm all out!

'''COACH Z:''' Well then what about the—

'''BUBS:''' Outta' that one too!

'''COACH Z:''' Ah, then gimme a—

'''BUBS:''' Nowhere to be found!

''{Zoom in on Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' All I got left is this thirty-two dollar napkin! ''{Holds up a napkin}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ooh! ''{Cut to a close view of Coach Z}'' I could really put that thing through its paces.

''{A beep is heard, and the scene transitions again; Strong Bad is walking away from the truck, while Homestar is looking at Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Well that's it for this summer, kids. I gotta mosey on! I got an expired tag, expired license, and expired mayonnaise!

''{Bubs turns to the front of the truck; Cut to a shot of the other side of the truck while it drives off}''

'''BUBS:''' Bo-lo-gna!

''{Homestar starts to run after the departing truck and stops}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Farewell, bolognam'n! And may your warbly theme song serve as a reminder that you probably have a really sketchy past.

''{Zoom out to reveal Strong Sad, who has tire-like markings on his body, lying next to his broken novel stand}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{in pain}'' Ohh...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously, Strong Sad, you'll make ''millions''!

''{A little bit of music is heard as the screen turns black, and the word "END" is written with each letter being a baloney sandwich; For a few seconds, Strong Sad can be heard groaning before the toon ends}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[wiktionary:tome|tome]] is a large or scholarly book.
*To [[wiktionary:put through its paces|put something through its paces]] means to test the ability or skill of a person or system.

===Remarks===
* When the toon was first released, the lower-left sandwich changed several times during the toon. It was later changed so that it displayed the "Taste Tested" sandwich throughout the entire toon.
**Initially, it was labeled "Dog Food" sandwich, but was shaped like a normal baloney sandwich.
**Later on, this "Dog Food Sandwich" had bread in the shape of a dog bone.
**The only scene in which the "Taste Tested" sandwich originally appeared was when Bubs and Homestar were discussing it.
*The toons preview for this short doesn't show the line of mustard on Strong Bad's head and still has "Dog Food Sandwich" in the lower left corner.
*At the time Bubs is conversing with The King of Town, he apparently has on hand at least 36 of everything. Since Bubs has at least six varieties of sandwich (not including the "Summer Movie Tie-in Sammich"), he would have at least 216 sandwiches in his truck. (252 if "Summer Movie Tie-in Sammich" is counted)
*When Bubs is talking to the King of Town, a faint hum can be heard on Bubs' initial three responses.
**A similar incident occurred when Homestar almost has his "Migraine Time" in [[Play Date]].

===Goofs===
*After the toon zooms out, the King of Town's left eye does not move as he melts.
*The outline of the baloney on the sandwich with the bite in it overlaps the outline of the bread in all scenes except the scene where Homestar contemplates ordering it.

===Inside References===
*The Baloney Sammich Truck was first seen in [[Weclome Back]], as Bubs' summer job, then seen again in [[Happy Dethemberween]] as the Dethemberween [[Thnikkaman]]'s "unmarked" van.
*Bubs tries to sell Coach Z a [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]].
*The term "warbly" was also used to describe a campfire song in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]].
*Homestar's pronunciation of Baloneyman is another example of [[M'n|"man" being pronounced as "m'n"]].
*Strong Bad asking for something to "cool me cool me cool me down" echoes his similar line, "hose me hose me hose me down", in [[couch patch]].
*Homestar's bike and wearing his hat backwards are references to [[bike thief]].
*The bite taken out of the "Taste Tested" sandwich is reminiscent of the [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]], which featured a similar "bite mark".

==External Links==
*[[HR:baloneyman.html|watch "The Baloneyman"]]
*[[HR:baloneytruck.swf|view the Flash file for "The Baloneyman"]]
*[[Forum:14453|forum thread re: "The Baloneyman"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

The Baloneyman

Cwf123 — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 13:19:47 GMT

Cwf123:

{{toonnav|Shorts|bolognaman|Somber Vacation|The Next Epi-Snowed}}
[[Image:Baloneyman.png|thumb|"Yeah...''shaped'' like there's a bite taken out of it."]]
The return of the [[Baloney Sammich truck]]!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, Devil Strong Bad, [[Angels|Angel]] Strong Bad, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, June 30, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 2:48

'''Page Title:''' Moist and Hot on a Hot, Moist Day!

==Transcript==
''{Strong Sad is standing in The Field, within a lemonade stand with a sign reading "<s>LEMONADE</s> Dusty Novels 99¢" and a picture of a lemon; There are books in front of him with spider webs on them}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Nothin' beats the heat like a dusty, musty novel. Step right up and take home a tome.

''{Zoom out to reveal Homestar Runner standing near the stand}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad, you've had some bad ideas in your time. But ''this'' is the best idea you've ever had! ''{A faint jingle is heard in the background}'' You'll make millions!

''{The jingle gets louder}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' BAH-lo-GNA!

''{As he speaks and holds the last syllable, Bubs drives his Baloney Sammich Truck into Strong Sad's booth, knocking both it and Strong Sad off screen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! It's the bolognam'n! ''{eagerly}'' What should I get, what should I get?

''{Cut to reveal a closer shot of Bubs and Homestar}''

'''BUBS:''' Brand new for this season! I got the unrecognizable ''{Holds up a bologna sandwich shaped like a plane with a face and a two at the front}'' summer movie tie-in sammich!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Which movie is it from?

''{Slight pause; Bubs takes a quick look at the sandwich and looks back at Homestar}''

'''BUBS:''' The sequel!

''{Homestar opens his mouth in surprise; A beep is heard, and the scene switches to a scene with Strong Bad and Bubs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whaddya got that'll cool me cool me cool me down?

'''BUBS:''' I got this baloney sammich ''{Holds up a sandwich shaped like a double popsicle}'' shaped like a popsicle!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take it! ''{Bubs hands the sandwich to Strong Bad, and Strong Bad starts speaking to the viewers}'' That should be enough to fool my brain. ''{Strong Bad takes the sandwich and starts rubbing it on his head}'' Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

''{The scene darkens, and an oval-like shape opens up in Strong Bad's head, revealing an "angel" and "devil" Strong Bad}''

'''DEVIL STRONG BAD:''' Y'see this guy? Rubbin' a sammich on his head?

'''ANGEL STRONG BAD:''' I know, I know... Just let it go. You gotta pick your battles.

''{Another beep is heard, and the scene switches again to a scene with Homestar and Bubs, only from ''inside'' the Baloney Sammich truck}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't decide between the one with the gumball in the center, or the one shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut back to an outside view of the two's conversation}''

'''BUBS:''' Yeah... ''shaped'' like there's a bite taken out of it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut to a closer view of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{In a different tone}'' Yeeeeaaah. Shaped ''{Comes down hard on the -d part of the word}'' like there's a bite taken out of it.

''{Cut to a close shot of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, ''{angrily}'' shaped like there's a bite taken out of it!

''{Another close view of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Yeah—

''{Bubs is cut off; A beep is heard and the scene transitions into one with The King of Town, who appears to be sinking very slowly, and Bubs}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' I'll take one of everything—

'''BUBS:''' Mmhmm.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Two of everything—

'''BUBS:''' Yep.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Three of everything—

'''BUBS:''' Okay.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Y'got any "Five of everything"?

'''BUBS:''' I got ''six'' of those!

'''KING OF TOWN:''' And hurry it up, ''{Cut to a wider shot of the two, The King of Town seems to be melting in the foreground}'' I'm ''melting'' over here!

''{A beep is heard again, and the scene cuts to another with Homestar and Strong Bad; They are standing near the rear of the truck, with a bike behind them; Homestar has his hat on backwards, and Strong Bad has mustard smeared on his forehead}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? You didn't hear man? Man, man. This kid, was doin' a flip on his 180. Busted his head, man. Busted his head.

''{Cut to closer view of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, ''what'' are you talking about?

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Summer talk.

''{Cut to original view}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And did this "head-busting" happen to anyone in particular?

''{Cut back to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyelids lower}'' No, summer talk! The kind of stuff that you talk about in the summer!

''{Cut to Strong Bad again; Cricket noises are heard}''

''{After a few seconds, noises stop; Cut back to the normal view of Homestar and Strong Bad}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Kids getting hurt on bikes!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhhhh!

''{Another beep is heard; Cut to a scene with Coach Z ordering from the truck}''

'''COACH Z:''' I'll have a—

'''BUBS:''' I'm all out!

'''COACH Z:''' Well then what about the—

'''BUBS:''' Outta' that one too!

'''COACH Z:''' Ah, then gimme a—

'''BUBS:''' Nowhere to be found!

''{Zoom in on Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' All I got left is this thirty-two dollar napkin! ''{Holds up a napkin}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ooh! ''{Cut to a close view of Coach Z}'' I could really put that thing through its paces.

''{A beep is heard, and the scene transitions again; Strong Bad is walking away from the truck, while Homestar is looking at Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Well that's it for this summer, kids. I gotta mosey on! I got an expired tag, expired license, and expired mayonnaise!

''{Bubs turns to the front of the truck; Cut to a shot of the other side of the truck while it drives off}''

'''BUBS:''' Ba-lo-ney!

''{Homestar starts to run after the departing truck and stops}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Farewell, baloneym'n! And may your warbly theme song serve as a reminder that you probably have a really sketchy past.

''{Zoom out to reveal Strong Sad, who has tire-like markings on his body, lying next to his broken novel stand}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{in pain}'' Ohh...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously, Strong Sad, you'll make ''millions''!

''{A little bit of music is heard as the screen turns black, and the word "END" is written with each letter being a baloney sandwich; For a few seconds, Strong Sad can be heard groaning before the toon ends}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[wiktionary:tome|tome]] is a large or scholarly book.
*To [[wiktionary:put through its paces|put something through its paces]] means to test the ability or skill of a person or system.

===Remarks===
* When the toon was first released, the lower-left sandwich changed several times during the toon. It was later changed so that it displayed the "Taste Tested" sandwich throughout the entire toon.
**Initially, it was labeled "Dog Food" sandwich, but was shaped like a normal baloney sandwich.
**Later on, this "Dog Food Sandwich" had bread in the shape of a dog bone.
**The only scene in which the "Taste Tested" sandwich originally appeared was when Bubs and Homestar were discussing it.
*The toons preview for this short doesn't show the line of mustard on Strong Bad's head and still has "Dog Food Sandwich" in the lower left corner.
*At the time Bubs is conversing with The King of Town, he apparently has on hand at least 36 of everything. Since Bubs has at least six varieties of sandwich (not including the "Summer Movie Tie-in Sammich"), he would have at least 216 sandwiches in his truck. (252 if "Summer Movie Tie-in Sammich" is counted)
*When Bubs is talking to the King of Town, a faint hum can be heard on Bubs' initial three responses.
**A similar incident occurred when Homestar almost has his "Migraine Time" in [[Play Date]].

===Goofs===
*After the toon zooms out, the King of Town's left eye does not move as he melts.
*The outline of the baloney on the sandwich with the bite in it overlaps the outline of the bread in all scenes except the scene where Homestar contemplates ordering it.

===Inside References===
*The Baloney Sammich Truck was first seen in [[Weclome Back]], as Bubs' summer job, then seen again in [[Happy Dethemberween]] as the Dethemberween [[Thnikkaman]]'s "unmarked" van.
*Bubs tries to sell Coach Z a [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]].
*The term "warbly" was also used to describe a campfire song in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]].
*Homestar's pronunciation of Baloneyman is another example of [[M'n|"man" being pronounced as "m'n"]].
*Strong Bad asking for something to "cool me cool me cool me down" echoes his similar line, "hose me hose me hose me down", in [[couch patch]].
*Homestar's bike and wearing his hat backwards are references to [[bike thief]].
*The bite taken out of the "Taste Tested" sandwich is reminiscent of the [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]], which featured a similar "bite mark".

==External Links==
*[[HR:baloneyman.html|watch "The Baloneyman"]]
*[[HR:baloneytruck.swf|view the Flash file for "The Baloneyman"]]
*[[Forum:14453|forum thread re: "The Baloneyman"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

User:Cwf123

Cwf123 — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 13:09:54 GMT

Cwf123:

Name: Christian Frates
Date of birth: 2/18/1997
Age: 12

Favorite Sbemails:
[[your funeral]]
[[dragon]]
[[japanese cartoon]]
[[pizza joint]]
[[slumber party]]
[[secret recipes]]
[[virus]]
[[radio]]
[[independent]]

Favorite characters:
[[Homestar Runner]]
[[Strong Bad]]
[[The Cheat]]
[[Bubs]]
[[Strong Sad]]
[[Pom Pom]]
[[Coach Z]]
[[King of Town]]
[[The Poopsmith]]
[[Marzipan]]
[[Strong Mad]]
[[Drive-Thru Whale]]
[[Marshie]]

User:Cwf123

Cwf123 — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 13:09:07 GMT

Cwf123:

Name: Christian Frates
Date of birth: 2/18/1997
Age: 12

Favorite Sbemails:
[[your funeral]]
[[dragon]]
[[japanese cartoon]]
[[pizza joint]]
[[slumber party]]
[[secret recipes]]
[[virus]]
[[radio]]
[[independent]]

Favorite characters:
[[Homestar Runner]]
[[Strong Bad]]
[[The Cheat]]
[[Bubs]]
[[Strong Sad]]
[[Pom Pom]]
[[Coach Z]
[[King of Town]]
[[The Poopsmith]]
[[Marzipan]]
[[Strong Mad]]
[[Drive-Thru Whale]]
[[Marshie]]

Taranchula

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{{Infobox Band |
band_name=Taranchula|
image= [[Image:taranchulapeople.png|230px|The Band Members]] |
origin= [[Wikipedia:Scandinavia|Scandinavia]]|
genre=[[Wikipedia:Death metal|Death]]/[[Wikipedia:Thrash metal|Thrash Metal]] |
member=Dave Bjornborg Dave Olafstenston Schenkel McDoo |
backup= Unknown |
discography="[[Moving Very Slowly]]" (2003) "[[death metal#Transcript|The Decoupage]]" (2005) "[[your funeral#Transcript|Brother In A Jar]]" (2007) "[[more armies#Easter Eggs|Shady Missionaries]]" (2007) "[[Marshie vs. Little Girl#Easter Eggs|Poison the Dragons]]" (2007) "[[Trudgemank]]" (2008) |
producer=[[Teeg Dougland|Mort Dougland]] |
}}

'''Taranchula''' is a death [[Heavy Metal|metal]] band first mentioned in the Strong Bad Email "[[band names]]." The members of the band are Dave Bjornborg, Dave Olafstenston, and Schenkel McDoo. Their only known songs are "[[Moving Very Slowly]]" from ''[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]'' (heard briefly during the email [[fingers]]), "The Decoupage" (whose video is directed by [[Teeg Dougland|Mort Dougland]]), "Brother In A Jar" (composed for [[Strong Bad]]'s would-be [[your funeral|funeral]]) and "[[Trudgemank]]", featuring [[Peacey P]] (for which The Cheat animated a music video). Also, in the Strong Bad Email [[montage]], Strong Bad can be seen listening to a Taranchula album with the [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]], and in the email [[more armies]], an Easter egg reveals their album ''Shady Missionaries.'' The picture of Taranchula in the ''Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits'' insert is very reminiscent of [[Wikipedia:Glenn Danzig|Glenn Danzig]].

The video for "The Decoupage" is perhaps a spoof of the band [[Wikipedia:Tool (band)|Tool]]'s video for their single "Sober", as both videos are stop motion and feature a shapeless creature slithering about the sets of the videos. In Tool's case, the creature is of [[Wikipedia:Sober (Tool song)#Video|unknown origins]]; in Taranchula's case, it is a piece of meat.

The video for "Moving Very Slowly" was released on the [[strongbad_email.exe|Strong Bad Email DVD]].

The band also appears on the ''[[Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour]]'' in the email [[death metal]].

The three members of the band are portrayed by [[Matt Chapman|Matt]], [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] and [[Matt Chapman|another Matt]].

Products endorsed by the band include the [[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]], from [[Videlectrix]] Kidx, and [[Cold Ones]] Dry.

Taranchula's logo is very similar to that of [[Wikipedia:Immolation (band)|Immolation]], a popular death metal band.

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==Songs==

*Brother In A Jar
*Moving Very Slowly
*Trudgemank
*The Decoupage

==Albums==

*Shady Missionaries
*Taranchula
*Poison the Dragons

==Complete Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[band names]] (logo)
*Email [[montage]]
*Email [[death metal]]
*Email [[your funeral]]
*Email [[more armies]]
*Email [[buried]]
*[[Trudgemank]] (featuring [[Peacey P]])
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] (Easter egg)

==Trivia==
*Bjornborg is a play on Swedish tennis legend [[Wikipedia: Björn Borg|Björn Borg]].
*McDoo is actually more of a [[Wikipedia:Gaelic|Gaelic]] name than a Nordic one.

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Mired on the floor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! {entire Trudgemank song}"|[[Trudgemank]]|Mirror:trudgemank.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!"|[[buried]]|Mirror:schenkel_coin.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!"|[[your funeral]]|Mirror:brotherinajar.mp3}}
|}

[[Category: Bands]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]

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Name: Christian Frates
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your funeral

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{{sbenav|168}}
[[Image:Sbemail 168.png|thumb|"Peaceful is ''not'' how I roll!"]]

Strong Bad makes plans for his funeral.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, [[Unseen Characters|Lady]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, [[Taranchula]], {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], Visitation Room, [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Field]], Futuristic Warehouse (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, March 12, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 3:56

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Strong Bad, how you gonna check that email? With my boxing gloves, with my boxing gloves!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: funeral</div>
Dear Screaming Yellow Strong Bad, 
What do you think your funeral would be like? 
Sincerely Yours, 
Bibendum
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh man, Addendum. My funeral's going to be off all of the following: the hook, the chain, the charts, the grid, and most importantly, the wagon. ''{clears screen}'' First, I'll have to deal with the most difficult decision a newlydead faces: what to do with my stinking, rotten remains. I don't want to be just lying there surrounded by sweet-smelling flowers—

''{Cut to Strong Bad with his eyes blacked out and paler skin lying surrounded by flowers in a coffin with the word "COUGHIN'" on the side. Organ music is heard. Behind him is a noticeably fat person wearing a ducky shirt.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —and sweat-smelling followers.

'''LADY:''' Oh, he looks ''so'' peaceful.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns his head}'' Shut up, lady! Peaceful is ''not'' how I roll.

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's why I'm gonna be taxidoimied! Nothing sums up my life's achievements quite like my stuffed corpse—

''{Cut to a white background. Strong Bad is standing on a log that says "Yosemite National Park" and holding a cougar}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —suplexing a cougar. ''{high voice}'' Mrow! ''{normally}'' It'll be kept in a place of honor for ''{fade to Marzipan's house}'' all the world to want to make out with.

''{Homestar Runner enters from the right with a brown hat and jacket; he hangs them on the Strong Bad statue.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, I'm hooome!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{leaning in from the left}'' Did you find the DNA evidence?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Not yet, but I'm getting close!

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, maybe I'll just preserve myself fetal pig-style in a mason jar filled with the salty tears—

''{Cut to a jar filled with a liquid looking like water with a mostly-preserved Strong Bad inside. The corpse is missing several pieces of flesh and has an exposed ribcage.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —of all the heartbroken private school girls that will pine-uh for me-uh.

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That way, there'll be something left to re-animate once the zombie uprising cometh. ''{speaks hurriedly, pausing between sentences}'' In 2046. On March 31st. At 2:03 pm. ''{clears screen, talks normally}'' And while I'm a big fan of the classic ''{sings to the tune of Chopin's funeral march}'' "dunh-dunh-da-dunh-Dunh-da-dunh-da-dunh-da-dunh," ''{normally}'' my funeral dirge would be written and performed by Taranchula!!

''{Cut to the Field. Strong Sad is wearing a black tie and carrying the jar containing Strong Bad's remains. Metal music begins to play.}''

'''TARANCHULA:''' Ooh hoo ha ha haaa.

''{Pan out; Strong Sad and the jar are silhouetted and The Cheat is following behind, whipping Strong Sad with a whip. Strong Mad and Bubs follow.}''

'''TARANCHULA:''' ''{singing}'' Brother in a jar! Brother in a jar! Brotherinajar!

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Since I'm not very confident in Strong Mad or The Cheat's public speaking abilities, I'll pre-record my own eulogy and have it played back on 5 boomboxes—

''{Cut back to the field: five boomboxes, including the [[booOOMbox]] and one made of cardboard, are stacked between two large vases with roses in them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —stacked on top of each other!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{playing off of boom boxes}'' Greetings, blubbering masses! Pull yourselves together! And turn off the snot works! We are gathered here to di— ''{electronic noises}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{playing off of boom boxes}'' I hope I'm not recording over anything important! OK, drap it! ''{rhythmically}'' Coach, Z, Coach, Z, 1, 2—

''{Cut to Bubs and Coach Z. Both are wearing ties, and Coach Z notably is sulking his head, has bags under his eyes, with eyelids depressingly lowered. While Coach Z's voice continues, Bubs turns slowly to angrily glare at Coach Z, who begins to doink and move his arms to the beat without changing his expression.}''

'''COACH Z:''' —3, 4, I said Coach, Z, Coach, Z, 1, 2—

''{Cut to Homestar Runner in a black suit and propeller cap standing behind a pulpit between two vases of roses.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sadly}'' Thank you, Strong Bad. ''{Coach Z's music is replaced with organ music}'' And now, a reading from the book of phone. ''{places and opens a phone book on the pulpit}'' Chapter 16, ''{turns page}'' Pizza Places. Aardvark Pizza. Abraham Lincoln's Pizza Cabin. ''{turns page}'' Acupuncture and Pizza: ''{voice begins to waver}'' Open late, free delivery! ''{closes and puts phone book away}'' And now, Strong Sad will perform an interpretive dance based on his brother's life.

''{A gong sounds, followed by drums. Cut to Strong Sad dancing onto the scene wearing a leotard. Strong Sad and the music stop at the sound of shattering glass; some drops of water fly in from the left. Cut to Strong Bad's corpse, which has broken open the jar. His eyes remain black and his body disfigured. The audience gasps. Strong Bad shakes his head dry.}''

'''ZOMBIE STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaking in a distorted voice}'' Sorry, everybody. Funeral's over. Not even death can stop me from stopping my leotarded brother prancing around in my honor.

''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' But you never got to see my Chaup au Fan!

''{Cut to Strong Bad}''

'''ZOMBIE STRONG BAD:''' You keep your chappy thong to yourself, Mister!

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hordes of locusts and famine got nothing on the sight of Strong Sad dancing interpretively. So, in order to spare the world, I guess I can just never die. Okay! Man, I hope the zombies still let me fight on their side. I've got my own tattered jeans and mouthful of grape jelly. Anyone? ''{softer and with progressively smaller text}'' Zombies? Jelly? Grapity?

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Chapaufan.PNG|thumb|CHAUP AU FAN!!]]
[[Image:Acupuncturepizza.png|thumb|From the Book of Phone, Chapter 16, Pizza Places.]]
*Click on "Bibendum" to see a picture of Strong Sad as the Michelin Man (aka Bibendum) with a caption that reads "Chaup Au Fan!!".
*Click on the phone book when Homestar says "Acupuncture and Pizza" to see an ad for it.
*At the end of the email, click on the word "zombies" (the first occurrence) to see a clip of [[Pom Pom]] and [[Strong Sad]] in their 2046 forms.
:''{Cut to a scene with a future Pom Pom and Strong Sad in a purple room with cardboard boxes and flickering lights. Both are smoking cigars. Pom Pom has a gray [[Wikipedia:flattop|flat top]] and is wearing an ammo belt. Strong Sad's arms are muscular and he is covered with scars; his face is covered in stubble. The phrase "THE YEAR 2046..." is subtitled onscreen. Heavy metal music is heard in the background.}''
:'''FUTURE STRONG SAD:''' ''{deep voice}'' Fall back. The zombies have broken through our defenses!
:''{Cut to a pale orange room with Strong Bad standing in front of an open door. Strong Bad has stuck part of a brain on the left side of his head and is wearing ripped denim jeans.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' BLAUGHRG! ''{grape jelly oozes out of his mouth}''
:''{Cut back to Strong Sad and Pom Pom.}''
:'''FUTURE STRONG SAD:''' We need to activate the doomsday device. ''{zoom in on Strong Sad's face}'' Get the leotard!
:''{Taranchula is heard singing "Brotherinajar!"}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*"[[Wikipedia:Off-the-grid|Off the grid]]" is a method of providing power, water and other utilities to a building that does not use the public utility grids. It is also a slang term for living outside of normal society, so that one cannot be traced by the government or other authorities.
*"Off the wagon" is a phrase meaning a recovering alcoholic has started drinking again.
*A [[Wikipedia:Suplex|suplex]] is an offensive move often used in professional, olympic, and collegiate wrestling where a wrestler essentially flips their opponent over their shoulders.
*[[Wikipedia:Taxidermy|Taxidermy]] is the practice of preserving dead animals (usually sport game shot by a hunter) by stuffing them full of sand or sawdust to retain their natural posture for display as trophies.
*An [[Wikipedia: addendum|addendum]] is "something added or to be added, especially a supplement to a written work."
*A [[Wikipedia: leotard|leotard]] is a one-piece dance outfit or a swimsuit.
*Strong Bad's reference to "fetal-pig style" refers to the use of unborn [[Wikipedia:Fetal pig|pigs]], a by-product of the meat packing industry, being commonly packaged in formaldehyde and used for study in high school biology.
* A [[Wikipedia: Thong (clothing)|thong]] is an underwear item.
* [[Wikipedia: Acupuncture|Acupuncture]] is a technique of inserting and manipulating filiform needles into "acupuncture points" on the body with the aim of restoring health and well-being.
*The reading of the phone book during the funeral refers to the practice of reading out of the [[Wikipedia:Bible|Bible]] or other religious text during most religious funerals.

===Trivia===
*This email was actually available several hours before the official "New Strong Bad Email" button appeared. It was accessible by clicking on the "email soon" button or by typing in the URL.
*This email originally did not have a visible loading screen at the beginning or the Bibendum Easter egg. Both were added several hours after the email was released.
*The tape in the [[booOOMbox]] reads "my COOLogy". COOLogy is a [[portmanteau]].
* "Chaup Au Fan" is intended to sound like [[French]], but doesn't really mean anything. It probably refers to the French names for many [[Wikipedia:Glossary of ballet|ballet dance steps]].
*The summary for the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad details his off the hook funeral plans."

===Remarks===
[[Image:Homestar eulogy your funeral.png|thumb|A reading from the book of phone.]]
*Chapter 16 of the phone book contains pizza places because P is the 16th letter in the English alphabet.
*The Easter egg is the first time we see Strong Sad with visible teeth (although it is a different incarnation than usual).
*When Strong Sad carries the jar, the liquid inside defies the laws of physics: it ought to be level with the horizon, but is at the same angle as the jar.
*The coat that Homestar hangs on the stuffed cougar has sleeves for arms, but Homestar [[Lack of Visible Arms|has no visible arms]].
*When Strong Bad is dead, his eyes are [[Strong Bad Evolution|that of his 5th design, but black.]]
===Goofs===
*When Strong Sad is carrying the jar before the funeral, the image of Strong Bad as a corpse has been reversed (the ribs on Strong Bad's right side are exposed rather than the ones on his left side) compared to the other two times he's shown like that (on the table and when he breaks out of the jar).
*When Strong Sad is carrying the jar, Strong Bad's leg bones are visible through the rips at his knees, but when he breaks out, there is skin on both legs.
*The first shot in Strong Sad's Easter egg shows 2046 Strong Sad with scars on his body and no belly button. However, his body in the close-up shot has a belly button and no scars.
*On the same easter egg, viewing the flash file shows when Strong Sad lifts his arm, he grows another arm.

===Glitches===
*One pixel's worth of Homestar's eyes is visible when he closes his eyes as he reads his eulogy, at the bottom of where his left eye is (on the viewer's right) when it is open. The pixel blinks at the normal Homestar rate.
**This is not visible when zooming in any way into the Flash file, whether the viewer is on the HTML file or the Flash file itself.

===Inside References===
*This is the fourth email in a row mentioning [[DNA evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]].
*This is another mention of [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|Strong Bad typing with boxing gloves on]] (though not directly addressed).
*The fat man at Strong Bad's funeral is wearing a [[duckie shirt]].
*The lady commenting on Strong Bad's peacefulness and Strong Bad saying, "[[Shut up, lady]]!" is a reference to [[bottom 10]], when a lady with a similar voice commented on the "desserts with dangerous names", with the same response by Strong Bad.
*"Coughin'" is a [[homophone]].
*Strong Bad performing a suplex on the cougar is another example of a [[professional wrestling]] move.
*This is another reference to [[Prancing]].
*2046 Strong Sad and Pom Pom are shown [[smoking]]. Strong Sad also appears with a cigar in the Bibendum Easter egg.
*Abraham Lincoln's Pizza Cabin is another mention of both [[pizza]] and [[Presidents]].
*In the Bibendum Easter egg, Strong Sad has the same carefully arranged row of [[peas]] and corn on his dinner plate as in [[looking old]].
*Strong Bad's comment about his party being "off the wagon" is another reference to [[alcohol]].
*This email heavily involves [[death]].
*The 2046 version of Pom Pom has the same style of hair as the wig he wore in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*Strong Bad's desire to record his own eulogy alludes to his previously expressed doubts regarding the coherency of The Cheat's and Strong Mad's speech in [[cheat talk]].
*The vocal effect used for Strong Bad after he breaks out of the jar is the same one used by Strong Bad, Homestar, and Bubs as paramecia in [[highschool]].
*Strong Sad says "Chaup Au Fan" with the same accent and hand motions he used to say "Chaperone" in [[senior prom]].
*Coach Z's recording (Coach Z, Coach Z, 1-2-3-4) is similar to the first few lines of [[These peoples try to fade me]].

===Real-World References===
*"Screaming Yellow Strong Bad" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Screaming Yellow Zonkers|Screaming Yellow Zonkers]], which was a snack product consisting of yellow glaze-covered popcorn. They were discontinued in 2007.
*The Bibendum Easter egg is a direct reference to [http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Le-Pneu-Michelin-Nunc-Est-Bibendum-Giclee-Print-C12046037.jpeg the classic ad] in which [[Wikipedia:Michelin|Michelin]] introduced [[Wikipedia:Michelin#Bibendum|Bibendum]], later to become the company's mascot.
*[[Wikipedia:Yosemite National Park|Yosemite]] is a national park located in California.
*The classic funeral march Strong Bad sings is from the third movement of [[Wikipedia:Frédéric Chopin|Frédéric Chopin]]'s [[Wikipedia:Piano Sonata No. 2 (Chopin)|Piano Sonata No. 2 in B flat minor, op. 35]].
*[[Wikipedia:Abraham Lincoln|Abraham Lincoln]] was born in a one-room log cabin, and the concept of the log cabin is often associated with him.
*Coach Z's dance and facial expression are reminiscent of Michael Jackson's [[Wikipedia:Thriller (music video)|music video for Thriller]], which also featured zombies.
**The video is also referenced by Strong Bad claiming to have his own "mouthful of grape jelly". Grape jelly was used for the gory effects in the video, and in one shot of a zombie, a mouthful of "gore" drips from its mouth.

===Fast Forward===
*The DNA scene would be revisited in the big toon [[DNA Evidence]], which also includes a scene where Homestar actually wears the trenchcoat while visiting The [[House of the Brothers Strong]].
* Coach Z would again start a rap song by saying "Drap it!" in the email [[being mean]].

==DVD Version==
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==External Links==
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