Quote of the Week

71.81.45.30 — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 17:24:40 GMT

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The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] universe. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" ovular button; it was labeled "Quote of the Day", but rolling over it would change the title to "Quote of the Week", and clicking would change it to "Quote of the Month", to denote its irregular updates (The original quote box read also read "Quote of the Day (or so)", as shown in the image). The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

:''For the July 29th-November 11th, 2004 quotes, the download option was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22nd quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight mp3, and they appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''

:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added, for while it's loading the quote mp3.''

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== Quotes ==
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! width="100" | Date !! Download !! Quote !! From
|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
| 03 Aug 2006 || [[HR:weeklies/tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] || '''[[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
| 27 Jul 2006 || [[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}'' || [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
| 20 Jul 2006 || [[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off." || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
| 13 Jul 2006 || [[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!" || [[senior prom]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
| 06 Jul 2006 || [[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me." || Quote of the Week exclusive 
|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
| 29 Jun 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square." || [[portrait]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
| 18 May 2006 || [[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!" || [[isp]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
| 11 May 2006 || [[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!" || [[senior prom]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
| 04 May 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!" || [[senior prom]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
| 27 Apr 2006 || [[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}'' || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
| 06 Apr 2006 || [[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}'' || [[candy product]]
|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
| 30 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag." || [[local news]]
|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| 24 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!" || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake; may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "[http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF22 HOM��]", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag
|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| 16 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!" || [[lady fan]]
|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| 10 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror) ||'''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])|| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| 02 Mar 2006 || [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror) ||'''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!" || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| 23 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!" || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| 16 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread." || [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| 09 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The Jolly Dumple]]:''' Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! || Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)
|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| 02 Feb 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard." || [[technology]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| 26 Jan 2006 || [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game." || [[flashback]] outtake
|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| 19 Jan 2006 || [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas." || [[death metal]] Easter egg
|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| 12 Jan 2006 || [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'" || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]
|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| 08 Dec 2005 || [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts." || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| 25 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!" || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| 17 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!" || [[That A Ghost]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| 10 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?" || [[Revenge of the King]]
|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2005 || [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!" || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake
|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| 27 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too." || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| 21 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]] (singers):''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}'' || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| 20 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!" || [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| 06 Oct 2005 || [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere." || [[bottom 10]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| 29 Sep 2005 || [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The Geddup Noise]]:''' The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]] || [[geddup noise]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| 22 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?" || [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| 15 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?" || [[Cool Things]]
|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| 01 Sep 2005 ||[[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!" || [[Under Construction]]
|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| 25 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead." || [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake
|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| 18 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool Tapes|Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}'' || [[Cool Things]]
|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| 11 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" || [[Senorial Day]]
|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| 04 Aug 2005 ||[[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!" || [[Happy Fireworks]]
|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| 21 Jul 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!" || [[bottom 10]]
|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| 07 Jul 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!" || [[montage]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| 30 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}'' || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| 23 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!" || [[Senorial Day]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| 16 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!" || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| 10 Jun 2005 ||[[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]." || [[Where the Crap Are We?]]
|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| 02 Jun 2005 || [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!" || [[origins]]
|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| 12 May 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!" || [[rampage]]
|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| 28 Apr 2005 || [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!" || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| 21 Apr 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror) ||'''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!" || [[animal]]
|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| 14 Apr 2005 || [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ||[[other days]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| 31 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance." || [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| 25 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread." || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| 17 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!" || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| 10 Mar 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!" || [[origins]] outtake
|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| 27 Feb 2005 || [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!" || [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| 17 Feb 2005 || [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!" || [[origins]]
|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| 10 Feb 2005 || [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww." || [[kids' book]]
|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| 27 Jan 2005 || [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!" || [[Sample of Style]]
|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| 20 Jan 2005 || [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of [[Pizza|pizza]]!" || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| 14 Jan 2005 || [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?" || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| 30 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!" || [[Malloween Commercial]]
|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| 16 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)|| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!" || [[radio]] outtake
|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| 09 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh, Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!" || Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake
|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| 02 Dec 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)|| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!" || [[crying]]
|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| 22 Nov 2004 || [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[Crapfully Yours|crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!" || [[virus]]
|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| 11 Nov 2004 || [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}'' || [[montage]]
|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| 08 Nov 2004 || [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!" || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| 18 Oct 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!" || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| 07 Oct 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!" || [[the facts]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| 30 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not." || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| 23 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel." || Outtake from [[haircut]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| 19 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!" || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song || [[Labor Dabor]]
|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| 02 Sep 2004 || [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!" || [[dangeresque 3]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| 26 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!" || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| 19 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Stickly Man]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?" || [[Under Construction]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| 12 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}'' || [[theme park]]
|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| 05 Aug 2004 || [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror) || Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song) || [[Peasant's Quest]]
|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| 29 Jul 2004 || [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!" || [[crying]]
|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| 19 Jul 2004 || [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle." || [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| 29 Jun 2004 || [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download) || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| 17 May 2004 || [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''The [[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| 03 May 2004 || [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'." || [[lunch special]]
|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| 22 Mar 2004 || [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!" || [[flashback]] Easter egg
|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| 08 Mar 2004 || [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games." || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]
|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| 09 Feb 2004 || [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!" || [[monument]] Easter egg
|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| 02 Feb 2004 || [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!" || [[Malloween Commercial]]
|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| 12 Jan 2004 || [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY. || [[video games]]
|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| 10 Dec 2003 || [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!" || [[caffeine]]
|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2003 || [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt." || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| 29 Sep 2003 || [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore" || [[2 years]]
|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2003 || [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!" || [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])
|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| 01 Sep 2003 || [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs." || [[labor day]] blooper
|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| 28 Aug 2003 || [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!" || [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]
|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| 25 Aug 2003 || [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died." || A play on Homestar's quote in [[impression]]
|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| ?? Jun 2003 || [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!" || [[privileges]]
|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| 17 Mar 2003 || [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus." || [[monster truck]]
|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| 28 Jan 2002 || [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now." || [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
|- id="QW-possums"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!" || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|- id="QW-assaulted"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!" || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|- id="QW-coach_z"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'." || [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!" || [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!" || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}'' || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out." || Similar to [[First Time Here?]]
|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!" || Quote of the Week exclusive
|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!" || [[vacation]]
|- id="QW-a_belle"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!" || [[halloweener]]
|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar's Pants|pants]]." || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry." || [[vacation]] outtake
|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed." || [[Homestar Quiz]]
|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| Unknown || [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong." || Line from the [[Original Book|original book]]
|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| Unknown || None || The Wicked Guitar Solo || [[personal favorites]]
|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| Unknown || None || '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl" || [[Spin 'n Say]]
|- id="QW-matt_equals_matt"
| Unknown || None || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Matt Equals MATT!!" ||[[50 emails]]
|}

==Fun Facts==

*If there is a problem finding the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies XML file]], the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:<blockquote>"Oh Haldo! This is my funniest word style ever times that I've said! Hope all is on to it even more lately! And I wish the chicken & msg place was open on Somedays"</blockquote>
**This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[All Is On|all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*Formerly, the text was:<blockquote>"Oh Hello! This is my funniest word style ever that I said! Hope you're into it!"</blockquote>
*Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases were slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs had a line as well, "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.", that is very similar to "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
*In Bubs' quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
*When using a [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|character head]] that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.
*The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] as "Delelilia". However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled "Delilelia".
*In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." [[Wikipedia:Shadoe Stevens|Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.

==See Also==
*[[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]

==External Links==
*Click on the Q on any [[HR:main{{#rand:1|23}}.html|main page]] to see the most recent quote.
*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]] ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1122.swf Newer Version]) ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1111.swf Older Version])
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]] - This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.
*[http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/quotepak.zip Download previous quotes (7.8 MB ZIP archive)] 105 Quotes, current as of 28 April 2006.

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